tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82869637252918108672024-03-18T20:31:19.523-07:00Chiissu ReviewsA place where I post silly reviews of various movies from an "everyman" or "contrary" P O V. Done in the style of a newspaper article and a grade school book report. Don't take these seriously. Its all in good fun. Also, each review ends with a crazy sequel idea.Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.comBlogger961125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-84595532314110004412024-03-18T20:30:00.000-07:002024-03-18T20:30:32.174-07:00The Kite Runner Review<p> Note: I spell like I ran a kite up my a55</p><p>The Kite Runner</p><p>This is my review on The Kite Runner form the distnt furure yea to John A MacdDonald, of 2007(The year of Transformers Swaosn 4 in Amercia)</p><p>Its directed by Marc Forster whio did Finding Neverland, which I crued at and was a meaningful film</p><p>It stars a buncha gaijin Ore Samma never saw i cr-o butwas based on a book by Khaled Hosseini who's kid got turned</p><p>it got some good views and reviews and the actors had mal;conents wanted yto ice the actors in it</p><p>i never saw tis b4 but its on chch and probably ciesnored things</p><p>so after credits and logos to exotic text and font and music, we geta white gaijin in the year 2000 and his womanwho had a book made and after seeing kids in the park flying kites</p><p>main guy gets a call from aguy and they talk in gaiinese and phone guy wants him to come home but he dont wanna but is tol its a bad time but can be good again</p><p>then in 1978 in pake stan are these gaijin kids flying kitses like the big bang theory dinks and battling em as tbey dont got dogs to cockfight or pokemon</p><p>the kite falls and the kid runs to it an through this town like in aladdin and finds a kid who sez the kite wil come here</p><p>they get along and are true friend and othe rkid would rather eat dirt than lie to him, like the harenchi gakuen guys</p><p>so then these deviolved looking dudes have some kinda business deals andlater main guy and his droog are heading home on a bridge with no rails so you can fall off easy</p><p>thers talk of the soviets attacking and dad knows his son wont get into fights as he lays down and takes it and lets the other c-ck suckers steal his toys but droog fights for him</p><p>main guys dad wants his son to have some g0n=ds but is told by his partner that the main guy isnt like him and wont be like him</p><p>later busness guy partner sez hes leanving for pake stan ansez thngs of droog getting his kite and dad hates him for icing his mom in chaildbierht</p><p>business partner reassures main guy that dad loves him and the later daylightmain guy and droog are playingcars and droog fires a slingshot at a german sheppard</p><p>they go to the movies as main uy had his allownece and watch the magnifficent seven again but its the cowboy ver not the real amurai one</p><p>on the way back theytalk of bronson sounding ira ni an cuz he was dubbed y that and this teen thtatens em for their race and them not beln-ngint in af gani stan</p><p>gaijin are gaijin, here we see em the same but there they hate each other, like koreas hating Japan or maruta hating Japan</p><p>so droog pulls a slingshot and teen backs off and they talk of a story main guy did where he wastes his woman cuz his tears become opears but droog sez "why not smell onion?"</p><p>so later dad tells son not to hang with these other gaijin and how all sin is from theft,lies steal truth and murder steals life</p><p>I should point out The Bbile calls The devil the father of lies, like with Eve and the Forbidden Fruit.</p><p>later main guy gets droog an american fightign kite and in the wastelanddroog has main guyread a story to him</p><p>later dad drives the boys to getta present in a less slummy area and he gets a kite</p><p>later it snows and dad sez at the kite mister torunament he iced 14 kites when he played and is this like beyblading?</p><p>so theygo to the snowy gaijin area and do super kite battler 64 with 1 guy steering the kite and 1 holding the thread</p><p>main guy wins anddroog runs to get the blue kite that was cut down in battle as i guess its like battle city and you take yout opponents thingif you win</p><p>main guy goes lokin for droog andhears the bigger boys wee after him and when he catches up to droog,the teen from b4 sees hes not got hsi slingshot andwants the kite in exchange for freedom</p><p>droog sez no and the kite is main guys and teen sez main guy seez him as a pet and no one likes him and he's gonna be forgotten by him</p><p>then the teen and his homies beat the droog up and sodomize him</p><p>im not kidding, they b0ned him in th a55. it dont show any butt cheek or man parts butn it shows him unzipping and him on the ground</p><p>main guy runs and when the teen and his homies escape the droog who got bummed comes out and main guy claims to have only found him now as they walk and droog's butt leaks blood</p><p>i guess this is lgtbqia2+map, but candyt a55 back door soy boy beta male aids brigaides necro pedo sodom bottom open a55 wikipedia dont list it as such despite male on male b0ning</p><p>so now its night and main guy coms home anddad is proud and not like the month and later droog is sleeping often andthis moustache guyasks if hes ok and main guy covers it up saying hes sick</p><p>later el cid is playing anddad wants droog to come but son sez hes sick but dad sez hes never sick and should deal with the issue</p><p>later droog is trying to read and wants main guy to read him stuiff but main guy throws rfruit at him and tells him to ht back but he dont cuz hes kidn and is called a chciken sh-t</p><p>i know hes trying to toughen him up butthis might f uhim up worse than the teen b0ning his a55 as he lieks main guy and not the teen who b0ned him</p><p>kater main guy asks dad if he wants new servants butdad tells him off for beign a c-clk sucker and might beat him if he keeps it up for bringign shame to him</p><p>later is a b day party andmoustache guy gives gievs him a new book and teen who b0ned his friend is there and he has to shake his hand he probably had in someones a55</p><p>at night main guyis alone and business partner cspends time with him and giebs him a book to write his ieas in as fireworks happen</p><p>at the party, droog has to serve drinks to the teen who b0ned his a55 and i think droogs fam is a servant fam to main guys, possible indentured</p><p>later main guy is looking at his watch then asks dad where it is and later its found in droogs room and he takes the blame for it</p><p>dad forgievs him but mustahce guy sez he cant work here anymore and dad begs him to stay but he goes</p><p>the main guys is a little c=ck sucker, he should have been bummed!</p><p>also this seems a lot liek slumdog millionaire, but more sodomy</p><p>then its december 1979 and the soviets attack anmain guys dad has to skip town cuz he said he dont like commies</p><p>huh, the dad is played by Homayoun Ershadi from zero dark thrityy</p><p>so they are leaving in a truckan a societ wants to b0nethis guys woman as soviets did that to the Germans in teh war but dad stands up for her even if he'd be iced</p><p>the hgher rank soviet comes by and makes him stand down b4 he befouls em both and the truck leaves and th wifes husban thanks him</p><p>at nightthey sto and change trucks as they dont got enuff money to get em across the boarder in that truck and dad takes some dirt from the ground i his locket as a last keepsake of his omeland takes over by the ussr</p><p>see also poland and east ermany</p><p>so they are in a tanker truck or w/e andtravel the wasteland like wityh mexico guys trying to escape that cesspolole while canaians comes to vacation there</p><p>later its the 1st world and dad is working in a gas station as despite beign hot sh-t in the third world, he's a dsmall fry in the 1st</p><p>he gets a suit and sees his son gaduate and later they go out for a drink</p><p>oh its 1988 and reagan is doing his part to stop the ussr and son sez he dont wanna be a dr but a writerand dad is bummed</p><p>huh the guy playing the adult main guy was Khalid Abdalla and did Assassin's Creed</p><p>later hemeets a general from the old country and wants main guy to writye his peoples stories instead of fiction</p><p>so he writes a sorry and has money and dad later wants him not to embarrass himself and he sez he pays his respects to this chick who i think he marries</p><p>they get along and like storeuis and he read one shes reading and he goes back to writing and returns but general sez everyone is a writer here and throws his sotry to the side</p><p>so dad has a coughing fit and when he finds out the dr's family originally came from russia he walks out, even though the russuians suffered most from the russians and many fled the ussr to have a good lie in the 1st world</p><p>so son writes a story called the sultans of kabul and dad dont like the ending andiis tired of being on life supprot machiena and wants to go home</p><p>generaland his fam come by and sez if he needs anything he can get itbut both turn down a free wish of the dragon balls</p><p>main guy goes out and chick follows and sez his story made her cry</p><p>later dads at home andson has him ask the general for the generals daughyers hand in marriage</p><p>she accepts but later she tells him she ran off with an aff gan man and dad made her come home and she b-=ched out for it and they moved here so they'd not have issues</p><p>so he dont care she b0ned b4 and might have aids and marries her anyway and has a gaijin wedding</p><p>dad bites it and its 2000 before oh bba mma attacked the tQvverz and prenagram and i think its business partner whos biting it andmain guy goes to pake stan </p><p>he finds the gov banned kite flying like schools banning yugioh csrds and hes played by Shaun Toub who was in the 2006 The Nativity Story and played pinter in Seinfeld, Malcolm in the MiddleThe Sopranos</p><p>he sez how he deticated his book to partner who listened to his stories</p><p>artner sez after cr-ppy rrvants he brought drogs back with his wife and son but the tow e ban came by when he said hes looking after the housewhule partner was out but they didnt buy it and iced him and his woman who attackede, while his kid went to an orphanarium</p><p>also roog taught himself ro read and write and sent a letter to partner and partner reveals that droog was his half brother as the moustache guy has bad parts and his wpman left him and had a few daughters with another man</p><p>he betrayed his owen brother and cost his dad his illegitmate son</p><p>this main guy is a real c=ck sucker. i hope he gets sodomized for it!</p><p>also if this were an anime, the droog would be the main guy and the main guy his rival</p><p>so main guy goes to get his nephew and reas a nie letter from him saying he misses his storys and hopes to have main guy meet his son but things s=ck in tht cesspool and he taought him to rwad/write and inclued a photo of him and his son</p><p>main guy calls his wife and tells the story and goes off in a mad max wasteland by jeepwith a fake beardand guide and passes a checpoint with hairy smelly gaijin all over ready to b0ne him dead and eat him after</p><p>he tells guide of the boy and how the dad was his bro andgoing through his old haunt finds its goe hokuto no ken and the soviets cut the trees away</p><p>it stinks of diesel as they use generators andtheres cr-ppy power grids with trucks of gunmen driving by that ice u for looking at em cockeyed</p><p>they go to a slum and ask for the boy and the owner tries to send em off but its explained hes the ubcle andowner tels em a guy comes by from the tow e ban and buys a kid, usually a girl, but sometimes he gays out, and he has to do it to ave the other kids or they take 10</p><p>smetimes the ids come back and he tells em where the guy is as he makes speeces at halftime</p><p>they go to this f'd out residence and in this socer staduim is guys playing amd some ae White</p><p>this guy comec in a trck like south in hokuto no ken or the slum king m violence jack oav 1 and has2 people ice for his gods laws for adultery, which if you rwad The Bible, The SDavior says Zlet He who is w/o sin cast the 1st stone, but these guys follow another god and end em with stones</p><p>guide who looks like a les africnized forrest whitaker, arranges a meeting andin a place with reesan grassmain guy is drove by guide who lets him go in</p><p>so hes let in this locke gate andfrisked andis told to sit at gunpoint</p><p>the guards go and the sputher slum kingwait, its not is another guy who wants him to take off is beard and sez the souther guy is busy</p><p>he has main guy take off his beard and turban a dsz hes from america and calls him a traitor to his god as hes in America</p><p>s-so da boy comes in and dances fr em and i think this guy is b0ning him and recognizes main guy and holy cr-p its the teen who b0ned his droog</p><p>he grew up and eot on gaying yunger guys ad and b0-ched at him for leaving the lad as the soviets sh-t up the plaxe, then sez "i didnt say u can have him for free" and beats the cr-p outra main guy</p><p>droog jr uses a slingshot to nail his b0ner in te face and escapes with is uncle and if only he told the authorites that the teen b0ed his frend they could have executed him anddroog jr would be a butt virgin</p><p>so they get to the jeep and escape as gaijin open fire on em like contra ad find thatparner bit it while they were out</p><p>te next day main guy wakes up all beat to h=-=ll and jr is gine and e goes loking for him in this aladdin ike place but slummed out</p><p>he mees him in their gods temple and he prays to his god and NOT the God of AbrahamIsaac/Jacob</p><p>wait i think hes not therw and he finds jr on stars where hes told jr used be b0ned b4 am prayers but man guy sez he wont bum i again</p><p>jr is forgetting his fams faces and is glad they casnt see him after his b0ning and dad comforts him and they go to America and main guys wifewelcomes her nephew in like Kenshiro and Ryu being Raoh Jr</p><p>later eneral who looks like Jack Pershing, is worried of wgat people will think but main guy stands up for him and sez nt to call him a servant but use his name and hes his nephew</p><p>general slices him open and pulls out his intestines then begis forcefeeding them to mai uy and saying "ur guts are by c=ck!!"</p><p>jk really main guy takes his nephew kite flying and sz his dad could sense where kites would land</p><p>wich is kinda f;d as his dad got bumed for the kiteso mzin guy ke fghts a guy and theres sot moving music playing and is like forrest gump with the feather</p><p>main guy wins anfruns to catch it and nephew jr followsand looks over as credits play and the camera pans up and goes black</p><p>the end</p><p>that was pretty good</p><p>its dark but not depressing and sre but not graphic</p><p>it tells a heartfelt story and even makes the sodomy work fr the story</p><p>it shows the spider man thing where he could have stopped the guy when he had the chance but didnt and a rekatve(nephew/uncle) got f;d by him</p><p>its got nice colors and music and the acting is quite good</p><p>its long but dont feel it and holds attention withit flowing and not dragging</p><p>its got some heart and tells a weird and f'd up story but seems to fit</p><p>it shows how the soviets and after effects damaged a nation and being el polen zakken i have sme knowing of it a tad</p><p>its got friendship breaking but his roog never gave up on him even after his betrayal</p><p>and his attempt to attone for his c=cksuckerish behabvior by saving his droogs son from a sodomite</p><p>its a good film ut the people of the land its srt in hated it and wanted to ice the actor who played the droog i think cuz he made the soomizers look bad and the sodomized looom wimpy</p><p>its not hisrace, its his chatacter, like a movie of a grman into SM, not all germans are, but this one is, like Kekko Kamen OAV 1</p><p>He comes full circle from dad telling him off for being aganst servants to standing up ffor his part servant nephew</p><p>its a pretty well done film and is like sailor moon, dark themeed, bright colored and with sodomites</p><p>For The Kite Runner 2 I want the son to be a teen and the guy who b0ned him comes back and tracked him down to hsi city with his connections in the gov and networks, so he's gotta get to the cops and gets weapons and armor and get a crew tohtehr before the b0ning guy comes there, also main guy has to do missions to help peopel and get it all done before the sodomizer arrives. its also a 128 but game on dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox lie Shenmue where you gotta do cr-p and in the end its a big battole with a huge melee btween the sodomizers force and main guys.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-46914826318160511882024-03-17T20:13:00.000-07:002024-03-17T20:13:19.221-07:00Anatomy Of A Fall Review<p> note; i sppell better than frenchies are at being people</p><p>Anatomy of a Fall</p><p>This Is My REview On Anatomy Of A Fall from the distant future year of 2023(the year of Robotech 2 The Sentinels and that Blade Runner thing)</p><p>its directal by Justine Triet who i looked up and found is a girl, as frenchies often get genders wrong ike calling boys michelle or alexis, and she id nothing i saw b4</p><p>it starts a buncha frenchies i dont recall in anything and being french are surplus to requirements</p><p>i nver saw this b4 but it won some awars and my rents are watching it on amazon prime so imma review it</p><p>so after an a55load of credits i mean logos we get people talking of a chcik whos son had an accident as this frenchboy tries to bathe a dog instead of b0ning it lie the frenchies like doing</p><p>main chick is an author and is being interviewed andfrenchboy puts on some music as his devolved dog spazzes out to shake off the water</p><p>main chick talks with interviewer about interviewers interests andmain frenchie is often alone in this oe she has that she drinks wine like a frenchie and has bad teeth like a fnchie</p><p>interviewer leaves and its revealed the hosue is a big wood fortress in the alps or apes and theres snow everywhere like the shinning</p><p>later f boy throews sticks for his ice blue eyes white an black dog is french mode and they/them go around the frozen woods area</p><p>they come across a guy with his head busted in anblood on the ice and he calls to get his mom to fix the isssue as the music plays</p><p>man chick the mo calls for help and the authorities arriv asn the camera follows the dog like its The Thing from the 80s</p><p>the cops photo the nude body and we see his small french utt as the frenchie talk in their gaijin language like the okama zoku they are</p><p>then opening credits tophtoes form the 20th century</p><p>latwr a guy comes guy i mean by and her french is bad so she speaks english like she was a real human, although the canadian french, or gaeru gaijin, can't speak french either only a devolved style of french</p><p>she reveals to the guy whos like an officer that it was the iced guy whos her husband or butt buddy who was blasting the music and ruined the interview and she put in ear plugs and later one fell out cuz her sons screaming woke her up</p><p>the cop goes around her place withher and checks ut the place to see if it was a fall that iced the guy and she sez butt buddy was cautious and at times opened the window to air out the room, probably from his french stink</p><p>later mom tris to gte her son out pf bed and enjoy the day and after she gets bummed and this devolved chick tends to her son, the cop comes back and goes over how the fall might've happened but theres isues in how it happened as theres no impact on the roof</p><p>also theres a bruise on her arm and she explains she keeps banging her arm on the counter but the co sez a n accidental fall is hard to prove but it might have been a wacking but she sez she didnt ice him</p><p>euro cop sez its not the point(i question that) and he asks if he ice himself but mom sez he might not jump with son so close, but eurocop sez if they indict her a suicide is her only defene</p><p>she goes for a snoke cuz shes a frenchie and later as her kid is listening to msuic mom calls a guy asking if these spots she saw in her butt buddys barf was pills from a suicide attempt</p><p>later shes looking at vids of her butt buddy and we see the son being interviewed with an offscreen guy forthe day of the harambeing</p><p>he looks like my french canadian yugioh buddy but less italiano cuz my yugioh buddy is part that and thus higher evolved than a frenchie</p><p>also for a movie to be eligible for the Best International Feature Film it must be 50% non english, so if i say random Japanese words an call people jigku no kuso or okama maruta over and over, if it edds up, it can count?</p><p>so by rents figutre out how to tutn on subs and thats kinda gay that its in frnech w/o subs amd investigators test thigns likelaying the music butt buddy played </p><p>son is thee and sz he got something backwards and told them the wrong thing an cops try totell him his mom said butt buddy talked to him after son left</p><p>later son and mom play chopin andson seems kinda f'd out so i think mayeb he did it but then recall his reaction to findign the body, so mayeb it was the other him who comes out and wacks guys</p><p>mom sez son shouldnt change his memories and say it exactly as he recalls it, even though eywitness testamony is said to be unreliable, unless ur from the 40s and its unshakable proof</p><p>cop is inteviewedby press an sez theres no indictment but then this frenchie who looks shrivled sez hes indicting her and the story dont add up and body had a usb ith a filemade a day b4</p><p>cop is at a cafe cuz hes eutotrash ad hears from a chick what juge they got andn then at the trial its sed she dcarss for her son with f'd eyes and is world knoen so she s not a flight risk and is givel bail</p><p>so she goes home antalks of how she got her irish up and frenched out with her butt buddy and it was filmed and the next day he got iced and she sez its not how they normally are, but sez it all f'd like"its us ut not realisty"</p><p>she has a smoke with cop an sez she left her sh=t hole in germany for her butt buddys sh=t hole and didnt wanna come her but he sez its better for work</p><p>so these court monkeys come by to make sure she don influenc her son called daniel but they say danielle cuz thre frenchies are froots and say she has to speak frnch as the sub humans dont wasnt the humans useding real words they/them cant understand</p><p>court frenchie chcik tells son hshe cant be his friend cuz the law cant have frinds or its not fair to the other side and mom son and renchie court chick go for a walk with the dog</p><p>as they get back they see the legal guys testing how a fake person or jinzo ningen, would fall from the window and it hit the thing the real guy didnt</p><p>cop who i thin is her defence guy or w/e they do in euro sodom talks with mom about her butt buddy and her relationship with him as it was intelectual and neglacted everything else</p><p>mom sez her son had an accident when her butt buddy was busy and the batbysitter as late and it f'd his eye nerve and butt buddy blamed hmself as they spent a year in the hospital and it cost em much and he was on antidepressants</p><p>also she dont wanna have this get out as it might run the image of her butt buddy and then its a year later andher devolved son is spazzing on the pianko and has f;d hands and we see the trial and they played the audio of the interviewer with her at the start</p><p>interviewer sez mo needed to unwind and lawyer asks if she knew ofr sensed mm was bi and wanted to secude her, but she sez no as i guess she wasnt sendign gay vbes to be picked up by gayudar</p><p>lawyer in arobe and with a shaved head like hes in a cult trys to twist things and make it sound like the song p = m p is a anti female song and was his intent to offend her even though it ws an instrumental version and frenchies are feminists an often beta males</p><p>also the judge or one of em is a female and thats not a good sign</p><p>so cult guyimplies mom was trying to seduce a hot chick and had cheeted on her man but eurocop sez "datsx secks ist" cuz fecnies are beta males and worry about at cr-p but cultmo sez he' ask the same if it was a man</p><p>then son is brought up and asked why he sed he was so sure in the interview but when at the reenactment was doubted and he looks like da guy from the omen but as a 70s band member</p><p>despite the cultmo trying to mkake it loo like he liedto protect his mom, its sai son has good memory</p><p>a csi guy or w/e sez its probably that butt buddy was beat with a hammer while on the top area and eurocpop se the railing was almost as tall as her and the csi guy had several theoryes</p><p>then this blonde devolved woman sez how its not likleyfor the prosecutions theory and ho th blood on the shed melted and cultmo keeps saying its still possible but ugmo sez as much as she'll be presifdent</p><p>well the french like ugly women an feminism and aids, so it might</p><p>later son is told he should stay out of the court for the dark gritty details but he wants to go in and thinks he can hanle it like saburo in violence jack handlig the blood of jack being shredded by gunfire</p><p>mom at the trial sez he stopped taking antidepressants and later barfed and she saw asprin but there were other pills dissolved</p><p>this bodb ross looking frencheisez its possible stopping his pills ight make him end it and buutt buddy didnt bring up suicide in his therapy but eurocop digs deeps an finds in fench the term comitting suicide means both trying and succeeding</p><p>mom goes uo and sez in english that the drug and pills fd him up and he got bummed and blamed the dr who got him on em and wasnt able to write but bo ross's kid with sean schemmel sez its all in his hea dor soemthing</p><p>mom sez this monkey dont know her real story and how it was to live with him and is only an expert on paper but dont have the life experience of living it</p><p>cultmo sez something about butt buddy ruineing her son with feeling handicapped as he could do better wo beignlabeled</p><p>later eurocop whos her defender and mom are smoking and drinking at night and she dont recall what she was like when they 1st met and he sez nice things</p><p>later in night she comforts her son and sez she isnt a monster and wants to help him hve a longer childhoo and didnt want bad to happen</p><p>then at da trial is video of the couple arguling over him not wanting to hire someone as they cant afford it and she sez she did t consent to having to homeschool him, but he has repairs to do, or give the house repairaivle therapy</p><p>butt buddy whines abotu how he only got fgood with his son cuz of the time they spend and they b--ch more about blaming each other for nnot having enough time to write even thogu hes the breadwinner and women often write cr-p as seen by all these woke things those monkeys do to ruin our shows</p><p>they arue about her stealing his best idea for her book and how she forces him to not speak his own language and shes like "We spek english to be neutral" but she gets b--chy over having to live with frenchies</p><p>she gets b--chy and he sez she even forces him o b0ne her way with her leading, which i think means in there, SHE is the man, which makes sense that he's a fench</p><p>they didnt b0ne since the accident but she cheeted on him once and she sez she can live w/o b0ning but not forever cuz shes a 5kank</p><p>she accuses him of making his own bad choices and blaming her for it and eventually it devolved into offscreen violence as we cut back to the trial and the video was in the heads of those listening so we dont see a courtroom and hear voices like c-ck sucking radio</p><p>man tis chick is a b--ch and her man is a candya66</p><p>sothey go on and say the bruise on her arm was actually from the fight and she mentioned neither as she was scaed she'd be seen as guilty of it-</p><p>mom sez she threw the wine glass and slapped her frenchie and he grabed her arm and started hitting himself and unchin the wall and broke a finger b4</p><p>europcop sez this eas not a dress rehersal of the wacking like the tape witness sed and mom sez she knew butthurt buddy wouldrecord things often w/o asking and thinks he started the fight to record it</p><p>its revealed that she cheeted on her husband with a woman as beign with a frenchie can turn women queer and she reveals she had things with others but told him of it but didnt tell him of 1 that might f him u ashe was fragile</p><p>cultmo sez things are all heer fault form his p o v and they go over a story she did based on an ide he had of a guy whos wonderss what its like if his bro didnt get iced an d wound up in 2 realities, but she used the idea when he let her and wasnt using it</p><p>she sez peop,exaggerate when arguing andthey go on about how the books tell her story and after an ojection, the cultmo rads a line in a bookabout a woman anting to ice a guy who she once loved but its from a character who went nuts and didnt do it</p><p>1 frnechie sezits like linking steven king and a serial killer but is told kngs woman didnt bit it from suspect events</p><p>they go on about butt buddys publisher who dint return calls and he got bummed and started teaching his son and renovating the house but fell apart after antidepressants and other cr-p</p><p>eurocop sez shes only gilty of succeeding where her husband f;d lut and the female judge sez next time they'll have the son on one more time and no one is to talk with him about the thing or in fluence him</p><p>in law and order, this is where the witness gets iced</p><p>after frenchie boy has a shower he sez to court chick he ants the mo to leave til the tiral is over and when mom says she couldnt talk of the cr- b4 the tiral the court frog sez no trial talk an no english an eventully mom leaves her own home cuz of that little monster</p><p>in the car ride mom spazzes out and in the home the next day the boy gives the dog pills like with hitler b4 he faked his end and went to south america then the poles to live with the daemons</p><p>to son spazzes out over the dog an tells the court frenchie he gave the dog 8-10 pills and she gives it salt water to make it barf</p><p>son sez he never heard of his dads suicide attempt and realized the dod had the same thing witheatng dads pill barf and he experimented on a live animal liek its a maruta in alleged 731</p><p>so now he knows moms story was true and then he goes for a walk with court frog andwears heavy shades o protect whats left of his eyes</p><p>so this big black chick with bad hair talks of this book on her show aout tthis murder or w/e and its probably by mom andin the home the son goes to the attic and checks it out</p><p>later hes on the stand and sez he cant imagine his mom doing it but thinks the dad ending it makes sense</p><p>cultmo sez it might have been mom pioning him but he sez how once dad se his dog might get sick or bite it andboy otta be aware of it nd basically used the dog as a metaphor for his own comming end</p><p>cultmo sez this isnt proof and later the mom is found not guilty and otta cleebrate with a big glass of ground up oj</p><p>as she heads for the car, a frenchie comes at her, pulls an gun and yells "race traitor" and blows 4 holes in her!!</p><p>wait thats law and order, really sheis driven home and later is cleebrating with asian food cuz french food is cr-p and bugs</p><p>her lawyer eurocop looks liek christopher walken as a hermaphroditr and they are drunk and she feels like she should get more for winning the trial</p><p>after comming home her boy is sleeping andshe brings him to his bed, then eventually goes to sleep as the dog coems to sleep with her but not in the european way of b0ning</p><p>man these soviet or eurotrash linve like cr-p</p><p>the end</p><p>that was pretty well done</p><p>those europeeans are pretty f'd up and the french get their irish up like spaniards</p><p>im not used to european courts but this told a story in an interesting way and holds attention</p><p>its nearly 3 hours and don't feel it and goes by fast wity little drag and good flow</p><p>the acting is good and its got nice music and the fiolming works</p><p>it has you wondering whats gonna happen and you wanna see te whol thing</p><p>theres not really a good or bad guy but varous sides like in rbotech fighting for wat they need</p><p>i liked it and i can see why it was nominated for all those awards</p><p>For Anatomy Of A Fall 2 I want them to be getting ready to move out of their home and these french sasquatch attack and they gotta avoid em and get items to make weapons and traps to ice em. Also its a 16 bit Sega Genesis/Snes/TG16/GBA/Atari Jaguar game thats like Metroid bt yuhave access to the whole thing and gotta ice all the french sasquatch by avoiding the sasquatch in the area andcolecting the pieces to put it together and lure em to the place with the traps to end em.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-35245275043164598802024-03-16T11:12:00.000-07:002024-03-16T11:12:24.810-07:00Oppenheimer Review<p> Note: I svpell nucular</p><p>Oppenheimer</p><p>This is my revuiw on Oppenheimer from the distant future year of 2023(The year of Robotech II The Sentinels)</p><p>Its directal by Christopher Nolan who dont like cg or other cr-p so hes pretty cool and did Memento/Batman Begins/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises/Interstellar /Dunkirk</p><p>It stars openly vegatarian ex catholic Cillian Murphy who did 28 Days Later/Cold Mountain/Batman Begins/Red Eye/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises/Dunkirk, openly brittish Emily Blunt from the 2010s The Wolfman/the jck black Gulliver's Travels/Looper, openly candsya55 Matt Damon from Field of Dreams/Geronimo: An American Legend/Good Will Hunting(j=rkin off in a baseball glove)/Saving Private Ryan/The Talented Mr. Ripley/Titan A.E./Ocean's Eleven(f==k dat moovy)/Confessions of a Dangerous Mind/Stuck on You/EuroTrip/The Brothers Grimm/The Bourne movies/Interstellar/The Martian/Ocean's 8/Arthur, somewhat devolved Robert Downey Jr from Weird Science/Back to School/Less than Zero/Natural Born Killers/the 1995 Richard III/Gothika/The Avengers/Iron Man 3/Family Guy, Josh Hartnett from Halloween H20: 20 Years Later/The Faculty/The Virgin Suicides/Black Hawk Down/O/Pearl Harbor/Sin City, animal supremacist Casey Affleck from Good Will Hunting(j-rkin off in a catchers mitt)American Pie/the 00 Hamlet/Ocean's Eleven/American Pie 2/ParaNorman/Interstellar, devolved but nt as bad as pete davidson Rami Malek from Battleship/Bohemian Rhapsody/The War at Home/Saturday Night Live, pretty cool Kenneth Branagh from Chariots of Fire/Much Ado About Nothing/Mary Shelley's Frankenstein/the 1995 Othello/the 1996 Hamlet/Wild Wild West/The Road to El Dorado/Rabbit-Proof Fence/Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets/Dunkirk/Death on the Nile/Shackleton/Walking with Dinosaurs/World War 1 in Color, Jason Clarke from Rabbit-Proof Fence/Zero Dark Thirty/The Great Gatsby/Terminator Genisys/First Man/Farscape, Dylan Arnold from the 2018 Halloween, faith traitor Tom Conti from The Dark Knight Rises/Friends, James D'Arcy from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World/Exorcist: The Beginning/Hitchcock/Jupiter Ascending/Dunkirk, David Dastmalchian from The Dark Knight/Blade Runner 2049, Dane DeHaan from The Amazing Spider-Man 2/Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Alden Ehrenreich from Solo: A Star Wars Story, el communisto Tony Goldwyn from Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives/Ghost/The Pelican Brief/The 6th Day/The Last Samurai/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Good Wife/Drop Dead Diva/disneys Tarzan/Law & Order, Jefferson Hall from Star Wars: The Force Awakens/2018 Halloween/Vikings, David Krumholtz from Addams Family Values/The Santa Clause/The Mexican/The Santa Clause 2/Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle/Superbad/Law & Order/Law & Order: SVU/The Good Wife/Star vs. the Forces of Evil/the 2020 The Twilight Zone, openenly unionite Matthew ModineFull Metal Jacket/Notting Hill/The Dark Knight Rises/The West Wing/Hitler: The Rise of Evil/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Scott Grimes from 2010 Robin Hood/Party of Five/American Dad!/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Gregory Jbara from Law & Order/the 00s Ripley's Believe It or Not!/Friends/West Wing/Malcolm in the Middle/Touched by an Angel, Harry Groener from Brubaker/Patch Addams/Road To Perditon/Law & Order/Buffy the Vampire Slayer the show/Judging Amy/The West Wing/King of the Hill/Malcolm in the Middle/Law & Order: LA/Law & Order: LA, Tim DeKay from The Crow: Salvation/Seinfeld/Touched by an Angel/Party of Five/Malcolm in the Middle/Cold Case/the Cleaner/Law & Order: LA/Hot in Cleveland/Law & Order, Matthias Schweighofer from FeardotCom, Josh Zuckerman from Austin Powers in Goldmember/The Amanda Show/The West Wing/Judging Amy/Boston Legal/Desperate Housewives/The Big Bang Theory, Michael Angarano from Drunk History, Josh Peck from Snow Day/The Amanda Show/Family Guy/Samurai Jack/MADtv/Drake & Josh/All That/the 10s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/The Big Bang Theory, Jack Quaid from The Hunger Games, Gustaf Skarsgard from Vikings, openly polish James Urbaniak from Confessions of a Dangerous Mind/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles/The Office/Metalocalypse/The Good Wife/Pig Goat Banana Cricket, Devon Bostick from Land of the Dead/Survival of the Dead/Diary of a Wimpy Kid/Degrassi: The Next Generation/Flashpoint, Christopher Denham from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Law & Orde/The Good Wife, Olivia Thirlby wgo was turned by elen paige and was in Being Flynn/Dredd, Jack Cutmore-Scott fron Dunkirk, James Remar The Warriors/the 90s Miracle on 34th Street/Judge Dredd/Mortal Kombat Annihilation/the 1998 Psycho/X-Men: First Class/the 2000s The Twilight Zone/Justice League Unlimited/The Batman/The Spectacular Spider-Man/Hatfields & McCoys/Beware the Batman/Gotham/Batman: The Brave and the Bold – The Videogame, Pat Skipper from Demolition Man/Independence Day/That '70s Show/the rob zombie Halloween/Babylon, the clean dsober and family man Gary Oldman who was in JF K/Bram Stoker's Dracula/The Fifth Element/Air Force One/Lost in Space/Hannibal/Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban/Batman Begins/Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix/The Dark Knight/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2/The Dark Knight Rises/the 2014 RoboCop, and a buncha guys not on back door candy a55 soy bpy beta male aids bag, wiener cleaner necro pedo gender offender croipple nipple chimpus olympus soviet sicko wikipedia.</p><p>This is a long a55 film so this should be a long a55 review</p><p>I never saw it but it beat barbie at the oscars so men being smart beats bimbos devolving into feminists.</p><p>so after logos we see rain then nucular flams after some devolved guy and texxt saying prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to man butwas punished for it</p><p>then this gay looking dude is on trial and then some guysin b/w talking of working for eisenhauer for going after oppenheimer</p><p>is this like madam bovary with the whole thing as a flashback in a trial?</p><p>so gay looking guy sez how he studied under uys an how when he was young he was malcontent over his cr-ppiness and not having enough sleep and worried of things</p><p>in class he wants to see niels bohr but the class goes w/o him and he puts poison in an apple on the teachers desk like snow white</p><p>so he goes to the bohr thing with this eutotrash fude talking and we see himhaving some kinda autism of the universe then rushes to school to stop teacher from eating his poison</p><p>in there is bohr and likes oppenheimer whos the gay looking guy and tells him t go to germany to learn from the elites and oppenheimer throws the apple away when bohr is gonna eat it</p><p>then a montage of him in i assume vweimar germany and seeing art and thinking of space and throwing glasses to break cuz hes nuts and doing science and math on a blicketee black b oard</p><p>then the trial and a guy talks of how he met oppenhiemer but not the guy who was skeletor in He Man an we get more flash backs in b/w and oppenheimer and this guy meet and are openly jyuuish</p><p>the gy testifying talks of oppenhiemrers 2 kids and wife and asks why oppenheimer didnt include einstein in the manhatten project but not the tmnt thing</p><p>oppennheimer goes oit to hang out with einstein andwait its the guy testifying andwait its both and einstein is bummed and sez nothing and oppenhiemer is selected for the project but isnt too into it</p><p>oppenhiemr sez he had a dark past and guy sez hes in the gov and knows of it</p><p>in trial they talk of oppenhiemer meeting with soviets in eutope and then more flashbacks of oppenhiemer gave a speech in dutch and later meets a jyuuish guy on a train who wonders why he learned Dutch and not yiddish and how their kind isnt welcme there</p><p>he sent oppenheimer to a German who gives a speech on the quantum world which i assume is on the planck scale and of the folde areas within that the fallen angels reside in h-ll</p><p>robert and yisddish guy wanna go back to new york where hes from but really new -mexico as 1 mexico wwasnt basd enuff and no one in America talkes quamtu physics srs;y</p><p>the German was Heisenberg i think and in America he starts a school on quantum theory and talks with a guy making a quantm machine or w/e nd as 1 student like with shelon teaching howard in big bang theory</p><p>they talk on if light is particles or waves and its cant be both ut it is and dont mention tachyons that exceed time adn photons</p><p>they they go on and he gets a class full of nerds who probably =rked off to jean harlow and goes on of science stuff</p><p>in the trial the guy who was with einstein strauss talks of oppenheimer being a left wing commie pinko and in a flash back how oppenheiemr eas told to keep his communism outta the lab and he goes to this party with his bother and a frenchie and i think they are in the cokmunist party</p><p>oppenheimer hates the right for the alleged fascists and their jyuuish things but thinks socialism isnt as bad, whcih stalin, mao and ol pot have kinda disproven</p><p>oppentiehemr sez hes not a communist but read das c apital in german and this chick is trying to seduce him to communism to help people</p><p>the unions mafia and klan helped people, but they also did some bad</p><p>they we see ppenheimer b0ning a chck out side of marriage and we see her not very big b00bs and like big bang theory they tlk of his books and how he wanted to waste his teacher</p><p>he has a book on sanskrti and seems to be into daemon worship and he reas the words of becoming death destroyer of worls as like many of his kind, hes into the occult</p><p>later he and his droogs go to some mad max wild west wasteleand an they are drinking in a tent and i think oppenhiemer is gonna marry dat commie he b0ned and his bro warns of the commies but he sez "half the faculty is commuinst"</p><p>sound like we need a culling of commies. before they poison the minds of the youth to be hippies and stoners and aemon worshippers and banana crammers</p><p>oppehinheir wants to combine new mexico and physics and goes to los alamos and later hes with the chick he b0ned and finds the germans slit the atom and the nerds go like big bang theory w.o the pop jokes and bland sci fi cr-p</p><p>they have a thing that measres pulses and he wants to u a chain reaction to make a nuke</p><p>so later his woman is b--ching out like a frenchie about him hegtting her flowers and then oppenhiemer goes to some meeting oofn nerds and is cheered for</p><p>later he wants to have teachers unionized which will probably ruin em as those who surrender a bit of freedom for a bit of security deserve neither accordsign to foundign father ben franklin</p><p>so the germans attack poland and in the trial he defens his 5kanks communism and his devolved views with another flashback with him tlaking t some chick and im not sure if its his 5kank as they talk of forces of attraction makig matter seem solid and really its not</p><p>his remaining d0ng passing through her colon!!</p><p>so its not is woman adn they go to soviet new mexico nd her 1st hsuband bit it and her 2n one was a unionite and she had enough of his communism but he thankfully got iced by Spaniards who fought the commies in the cifvil war</p><p>goo thing for Franco keeping those sub humans down, he got spain going right after a bit, toobad spaniands s-ck a55 and are c=ck suckers</p><p>so oppenheimer reveals to his 5kank tht he b0ned that chick and got her pregnant with a b=stard child and is gonna marry her and dump the commie he was b0ning</p><p>so back door oppenhiemer is gonna unionie the school an this guytrys to stop him as the gov wont let him join the project. but oppenhiemer wants to attack the Garmans for them maybe getting a nuke and he cares for for his kind than the countless other people being iced by both germany and ussr</p><p>so in the trial strauss sez oppenhiemr eas the most respected guy in the thing and he wante himon the nuke project but strauss sez this anti commie was trying to stop opoenhimer, which is od they are so anti nazi but thnk anti commie is somehow bad</p><p>its like "im against sharkes but we gotta protect dolphns" despite dolphins b0ning people woc with out consent</p><p>in the trial strauss laments on oppenheiemrs smarts yet ignorance on his cr-p and then in a colored flashback we see oppenhiemer in his plac with his kid crying and his woman is b--chy and often drunk</p><p>this is what happens when you b0ne outside of marriage and have devolved bast=rd kids , its a marriage built on having to instead of wanting to</p><p>so oppenhiemer has a talk with a gy abut hs cr-ppy marraige and is told he can see beyond but theres a price</p><p>did he make some black pact with a dark force?</p><p>man we're 45 mins in? that didnt feel long</p><p>so after issues with his woman he meets a guy called groves who is a real American and has 1200 tons of uranium and not poekmon uranum that those c-cmsuckers at nintendo tries to silence</p><p>groves a real ameican hero dotn like oppenhiemers lust and comnsum and cr-p and only 1 guy sed anything goo about oppenhiemer but he knows more of scinece than people</p><p>the germans have an 18 month had start and has heisenberg working on it whos great at it but oppenheimer sez th Germans are anti sea mights and Zee Fuhrer might not use his hebrew slaves right liek with the pharaoh in the old testament</p><p>also the germans in the war were big on the occult and mad pacts with fallen angels and other daemons</p><p>gorves gets oppenhiemer on and he had the gov make a town for the fams of the scientists to get things going and so they;d be iradiated too and gorves who is played by mark damon looks like hit ler</p><p>so oppenhiemr gets all these guys to go with him in a montage and sez "We gotta beet da germans" even thug Irving Thalberg who was jyuuish said the commies were a bigger thrat as once the dictator dies so does the dictatorship but cokmiunsm is hardwr to uproot</p><p>later the gov is maing buildings for the camp andthe yiddish guy is there and sez oppenhiemr i spread too thin acorss the works adyiddish guy dontwanna come and hep as he dont wanna use science to kill people</p><p>oppenhiemer sez "i dont know if we can be trusted but the germans cant be" which isnt a goo argument, like saying, i dtn kow if a cat can watch a baby but its better than a dog</p><p>so on yddsih guys advice, oppehineimer gets a new hat andtheres a meeting of guys but 1 guy calculates thatsomething su and oppenheimer goes to see einstein</p><p>E HERO, who looks like my slovenian grandpa a bit, looks at the data and they think it might ignight the tmosphere and destroy the world</p><p>E HERO dont wanna do math and neither does oppenheiemr and E HERO sez if its true, warn the Germans so neither side destoyrs the world</p><p>cuz they would trust jyuuze who sez "stop your greatest weapon cuz we say it'll destory the workld" an not thnk its a trick</p><p>later at openheimers place his woman has their kid andhe has guys over and 1 guy sez the go sint saring the info with the sciets, cuz you can trust the soviets, its not like they'll take over europe and make black age of fear and death!</p><p>oh its frenchie who was a commie and wanted to get info on the rpoject but oppenheiemr didnt get it and looking bakc in the trial sez he hould have repoted it</p><p>strauss whos robers down vegat jr is th chair of something and theres political cr-p i dont get and the gusy thnk oppenheiemr is bad news and strauss otta sie with em but he wnts more ,ooking into it</p><p>in colored flashback oppenheiemr and his fam go totheir new home and there s no kitches notices his woman and he sez he'd fix that like if he was a real Amercian</p><p>later opehiner sez the halifax ship that blew ws the biggest asploion in hisoryt and they would use killo tons of dyno ight and they talk of uranuaim and plutonuim but not neptunium as the thre sailor scouts woul do that</p><p>1 guy suggests hydrogen to use megatons instead of illoltns and imnot sure which is bgger as the metric system is cr-p and for gaylords</p><p>srauss sez the hyrogen thing wa the program and we get a b/w flashcakbk and how in a meeting the soviets made a nuke</p><p>in the colors past the newrs cme up with how to make a hyrodgen nuke of heav hydrogen and then he meets fuchs but not fred fuchs who was german but was told hes not by zee fuhrer, hich kinda fits as he turned n em</p><p>oppenhiemer wants to go to chicago an dont have clearence and wants his broteher to come and is tolfd its his fault he dont and opeheiner goes anyway</p><p>strauss talks in b/w flashcbakc of the soviets an how they have the nuke now and its like the plutoniim thing was like the one oppeheinemer made</p><p>in colored past oppehieneher meets guys making a nuke an later oppeheienr gets a chic nerd on his team</p><p>groves yells at opeheienr for geong to soviet chicago and yiddish guy cant takre it and queers out and quits and groves jokes of having him iced</p><p>oppeeenehr thnks he was hired to be controlled for his past andoppheeneier sez hewants his clearence</p><p>in the colored trial groves sez how opphenhemr was a lefty but thinks oppejeneiver woulnddnt betray Amercia and was the one who gave him clearence</p><p>so some guy i think his bortehr comes over and they kep putting glass things in a jar fr reptestenting some number going uplike how much nucular thing they got</p><p>in a flashback of staurs and openeheiemr at a tble taing o howoppeheindher let commies in but he sez his brotehr left the party b then, they sez of the other commies like frenchie</p><p>in colored past opeheineriher wants to get someone on i think but he was part of a scool unionizing thign and opneeheienr is told to be away from bad people to keep clearence he got</p><p>in trial opeheienr talks of cr-p and in 43 he saw his 5kank who he is nue with but we dont see their paerts and he tells then 5kank as going mental and needed help but his wife seez him and her nude and b0ning to her as a metaphor for her feeling son his betrayal</p><p>oppeheienri in the meeting with 5kank se he cant come by anymor and its implied she suicided and went back to h=ll where her commie filthy kin came from and belongs</p><p>so his wife is b=chy about oppehneeir cheeting on her even thogubhe wa ith the 5kank 1st and cheeted on her to be with wife, like quees whining about "dont say gay as an insult" when gay originllymeant ahppy beoffe they stole it</p><p>so afte meeting with guys including a guy named pash who was in the army and was a higher up in the thing but wasnt meant to see him</p><p>pash said he wasnted ti take don the commies bada55b and oppehnieehr told pash thatb his guys who wante to share with the commies should do it officially instead of back door</p><p>groves sez pash was russian descended and went bakc to in 1918 to waste commies and opehenier was trying to say "the soviets are not germans" whcih in real life were worse</p><p>Pash finds 1 guy was in the facutly at berklet which is now super commie and oppeheienr was trying to protect his commie allies</p><p>also they try to make Pash look creepy or bad when really hes doing the good work to fight the evil of socialism</p><p>in colored tteial Pash sez oppeheineir was holding back the info on commies in his party but eventually gave nakes and grovees sent him to Europe to track the german nuke program</p><p>at a party heisenberg sad in coppenhaigen that this thing coul end all war, which seems like something the evil dr nkola tesla wante with his death ray and eait its neils bohr and bohr dont wanna help but warns that his weapon will f u da world</p><p>we have to pay for all we use, we never think before we light the fure</p><p>neiles calls him a modern prometheus, like frankenseitn, as he gave men the peopler to destory themelves, as bone tools to bust head sweren't able to</p><p>so then oppehenerierr finds hi 5naknk who bnes him suiied and wrnt to h-ll where her evil kind belongs but she was all f'd up like most chicks who b0ne outside of marriage</p><p>his wife trys to get his a55 in gear and in the neo mexico with the twquilla gundam, the peope,worry of the chicks womb being cooked by nucular cr-p but she sez their parts are exposed too</p><p>opheneoenr assigned things and sez no ones leaving and 1 guy sez oppheieneirm left phyciss behin for being a plitician andgoes off to escape the cooking of crotch</p><p>so after talk in the colored trial of him avising things that were wrong, we get yissish guy saying how the hydrogen one is strnger and would be a genocide of many people but was told we'd be f;d by the german ones if we ont wrong them 1st</p><p>in another colored flashback oppeheinerherm wants to have a wolld gov to control nucular things (and totally not work oni it uder the books) andto work with the soviets an the united natons(who are both bad guys)</p><p>1 guy sez he aw a v2 rocker headign for soviet england and worries of the germans using a nuke on it to send england to h-ll whee i belongs for its countless evils</p><p>yodiesh guy advices him andin a b/w gtrial strauss sez the guy who quit wrote things that had gov info and might be a leak</p><p>in a colored flashback we see oppehneierm going to a meeting with a chicksaying how hit ler was allegedly dead(but really he went to the north or south pole with the fallen angels in the hollor earth)</p><p>so german is done but Japan holds on and oppehneieper want sto use it on them to "show the world the power of it so it wont be used again"</p><p>btw, i saw barefoot gen, this is inda evl, i mean sacrificing sountless innocent people to show off your might? thats like somethign an evil god would do</p><p>so we get that shot all kovie o of a jeep going through the dsert and they are gonna test the nuke with oppehnielr calling it the trinity, whcih is a Christian thing an he sjyuuish</p><p>oppheeneiemr sez he borught his bother a he trusts him and he was a former commie, although john wayen wa spro commie before evolving into a REAL Man</p><p>so later he meets this eutotrash dude warns him against the nuke and its dangers and its wrong use</p><p>so in a meeting oppenhimer seez that the nuke will be a grat signal for showing teir power and pearl harbor and the war made america not care about the inmocent Nipponjin they'd obliterate, cuz 2 wrongs amke a right i guess</p><p>also theres debate on if pearl harbor was done fully by japan as the official story sez theya ttacked to make america sell em gas, ehich a punch t the face dont make friens</p><p>also f dr and churchill were in the same daemon clubn and were in cahoots in fighting the germans</p><p>the peope,wanted to nuke japan 2x to show they can to foce em to stop when they could just call a truce instead of crushing them</p><p>let Nippon ahve the maruta, its better than what mao and km jong did</p><p>the people think they otta include th esoviets so they dont think theres an arms race(spiler, theres ALWAYS an arms race, many only dont see it) andtruman who was in a demon grup wanted to not include stalin wh was against that gorup</p><p>so they have an test run on da nuke in Amercia to gets te facts right an make sure its right</p><p>they contstut the nuke and get the uranim and load it w/o protective equippment</p><p>oppenheimer meets with his woman and the sky gors apocalyptic andwindy but inside the windowless wall less area with da nuke, he has no wind</p><p>so its raining an night and they got 20 000 killitns of tnt andif it goes off, al this plutomuim will scatter across the area and mutate people into x men</p><p>they worry of the atmosphere ingighting and destorying the planet and groves is worried of the near 0 chance ofit, as between 0 and next to 0 is infinity, esp with decimel pints</p><p>eventually after much build up and worry of the planet blowing, whchih we KNOW wont happen as we're still here, luiem i dragon ball super how they faked characters biting it when we know they are ok from being in the end of z and gt and af, well they finally drop the nuke and some guys wlook at it with their naked eyes</p><p>so he sez hes become death the destroyer of worlds, like freeza and cell and buu and bebi and the shadow dragosna nd xicor and beerus and broly and the galcatic prisoner and othe rcr-ppy new ones</p><p>so theres a rsh of in andtey cleebrate and are feeling positive about make=ing the deadliest thing since noahs flood, salthugh sodom and gomorrah got nuked too</p><p>then they star glowing and jerkin aroun and spazzing out and grow hormns and spikes and tentacles and fangs all over their bodies as they devolve int their new mutaytes formes</p><p>jk really they probably rot out from radiation later and oppehnihemr is told by military guys, we'll tke it from here</p><p>hes told by groves tht stalin was told f a new weapon to be used on japan and that oppnehiemr will be kept infoemed and the nukes are taken off to end innocent Japanese</p><p>opheienr sez cuz they made it dont mean they have any right to say how its used and with nucular war, all war becomes nthinkable</p><p>spoiler; thats not how it works, they adapt to the raised power and continue wanting more, like dbz how they fought the gods, or yugioh how the game devolved into spamming 40 summons and looping things to get out 4 omni negatoers urn 1</p><p>so truman nukes Japan offscreen andthe people celebrate and oppenhiemr is seen as a hero and gives a speech at a school and is proud of what happened but wished he culd have used it on Germany</p><p>holy f--k thats kind evil, i wisj we could have nuked others?! </p><p>he has a phantasy of a flash and stepping in a charcoal kid anpeope crying, at leadt i think its a phantasy and ses people puking and spazzing out</p><p>also his quoting the pagan god of destorying world was hated in stin a55 india where as the 1st world doesnt go mantal when The Bible is quoted non stop in atime tv</p><p>but when god gives you lemons you find a new god!</p><p>so he nmeets truman and is praised for his creation but he is himble of it despite being on the cover of time like hit ler and that ukraine gy</p><p>oppenhiemer wants to work with the soviets and thinks they'll get the nuke but truman sez tey wont get one</p><p>openheiemr beta males out and wants th eland they nuked given to the indians, cuz tyats healthy, a nuked wastelan, but truman wants to make more and have an armsrace if what he sez of the sovets is true</p><p>also trueman is evil in here, like real lie, and dont care about humans as its what his god wants and he dont want oppehneier bought back cuz hes a candya66</p><p>so oppenhuemer in the present is on trial about his attemps to control arms to deal with the soceits, cuz having less arms than the enemy is how you win a war, and its not like reagan beat the ussr by increasing production</p><p>his broter and the frenchie got fd and the alleged geman scientist fuchs who ientified as brittish, was giving data to the soviets</p><p>whe eisenhaur came in, oppenhieemr tries to get big gov to control things uz hes a commie andthe gov had enought of his commie cr-p and took his secuity clearence</p><p>the b/w flascmabk has steuges or strauss or wesaying how oppehnheiemr was a war hero, yeah and stalin was their buddy in the war! and gacy was a clown for kids partys!</p><p>so in a color flashback we see oppeneheiewmr hearing of the effects on the Japanese and how they suffered for oppenhimers sins and soem say the nuking of Imperial Japan was the 1st act that started the cold war</p><p>at the nuke camp he tells the poeple that if nukes are part of regualr arsenals then peopel will hate em</p><p>so strauss had connections in things and had the time magazien say strauss lost and the US Won</p><p>so oppenhieemr in colored flashbacks is yelled at by his current woman and how strauss was against him but oppneheeimer thinks hes not</p><p>in a b/w flashback strauss wants to run oppenhiemers credibility so he cant damage natonal security and has a guy send acusations on openheimer to take his clearnece an when he appeals, they hve a closed hearing with a lot of info onhim researched andits jot to convit but to deny</p><p>they try to make strauss look badfor stpping oppenhieemer but oppenheiemr did a lot of bad too</p><p>strauss fakes being oppneheiemrs homie to advice him but wife sez they might lose their job and home and they gotta fight</p><p>in the ttial in color they say theres a classified document and they have a recording but its classified and his laywer sez "he migh purher himself" but is told "he was not told to lie"</p><p>so its not a trial an theres no need for evidence rules and its revaled this chick he b0ned 's husband bit it from a broken heart</p><p>one more victim of the evil oppenheiemr</p><p>so yisddhish guy defends him and sez oppenhieemr did thing sthat lead t them having an arsenal of nukes</p><p>so after 1 witness has colitas they get the next guy and its revealed there was a letter but a guy called mr garrison like the south park guy sez he dont want it read as it seems bad, but is told oppneeheiemrs homies said good of him</p><p>the letter said its more likley than nt that oppenheemer as a commie workin for for soviets and then in a b/w pblic trial we get a guy named dr hill like johan hil the devlved whoo sez he and his droogs want strauss removed from gov for defendign America from oppenheimer</p><p>1 guy sez oppneheiemr is charged with having bad opinions, which if a guy dont think global warming or the holocost or evolutoon is fake then he is attacked too but being commie seems ok</p><p>1 giy i thin who wote the letetr in the colored trial defend oppenheiemer but sz hes weird and difficult but not evil, which i question</p><p>his wife b--ches out about oppenhiemrr shaking guys hand and didnt spit on him and in the trial in color groves sez he wouldnt clear oppebeiemr with todays standard but noen of the guys would be cleared with the new guildelnes eithwr</p><p>so the wife is called up to testify and sez she hates communism since 36 an d in b/w public trial they say oppenhiemer was persecuted bystrauss</p><p>wife is asked if she had a commuismt party members card and he sez she dont rememebr where it went and if theres a differnece of american communism and soviet</p><p>also oppenhiemr send money to the spaniard commies in 42 and she acts all smarta55ish then later einstein gives him advice in his kangaroo court like a canadian hmans rights tribumnal attacking people for jokes or truth</p><p>strauss sez how oppenhiemer poisoned enstein aganst him and other scientists and manipulates(well, he is a commie) in a b/w flashback with some guys</p><p>the color trial interrogates him on his recocmendation on hydrogen and nucular things and in the b/w agains strauss sez oppnehiemer never regretted icing japan and sacrificing those Nipponjin as he wanted power and would do it the same again</p><p>in color trial they ask if he'd be ok wtha hdrogen nuke on japan and he wiggle around as his words are turned on him as he supported 1 then changed his tune</p><p>the scene lights up an goes nucular and he sez if we did it then the soviets would do it an d the investigator points out he had no issue with it in the start of the 40s then in 49 had issues</p><p>strauss b--ches out more in b/w abouthow if this will be his humiliation andthe colored trial se hes a loyal American but the evidence shows hes not able to be cleared for duty and his clearence is out</p><p>in the b/w trial j fk held out against stopping the evil oppenheimer, but its ok, America fixed his wagon with a grassy gnoll lobotomy</p><p>strauss whines of how eisenhauer gave him a meal of freedom andhow oppenhiemer turned the scientists agsint him and i think strauss lost the thing he was doing in his trial</p><p>oppeneheiemr meets einstein wait i think this i the past and einstein sez oppieneier sed he lost understanding hat he started and E HERO gave advice on how "its not for u, but for them"</p><p>oppheiener sez he gave hi calculations on their nuke being a chain reaction that ens the wold and now they did and he spazzes out with images of nucular weapons</p><p>the end</p><p>1 credits name; adrew jackson, like the bada55 president who kicked a55?</p><p>then after the crdits is the mexican cedits cuz they cant have thst for the evolevd version</p><p>wa that the french version credits too? nuke those gaijin!</p><p>but overall this was a pretty good movie</p><p>itdoes the Intolerance thing by D W Griffith where its a few stories told at the same points</p><p>like the high points of all of them at the same time and the low points at the same time</p><p>its like three hours but dont feel it and goes by at a good pace</p><p>good flow and feel and no drag and the acting and filming was good despite being pretty widescreen</p><p>its not as long as birth of a nation but it is still pretty cool and show the evil of oppenheimer as well as gives strauss his pov instead of just being against him for no reaosnm</p><p>after a quick look at his page o candy a55 wikpeide, i found he was into mysticism and pagan teachings, was agnostic, his daughrter hanged herself and other things</p><p>he thinking banning nukes will stop war was used by superman in the 4th movi that everyone hated and by gun control monkeys thinking "if guns are illegal then no one will be shot" like if drugs are ilegal then no one ODs</p><p>and Strauss was a faithful man who putb America 1st and knew being open with the soviets would beneift the comies, like playing yugioh an sayng the name s of all the crds in your hand</p><p>huh, in 2023 its revealed that oppenheiemr was a secret member of the commie party! STrauss was right! </p><p>this was based on the book American Prometheus: The Triumph and Tragedy of J. Robert Oppenheimer by Kai Bird and Martin J. Sherwin that ore samma never did</p><p>holy cr-p, this used practical effects and non any compuer cr-p</p><p>i see why it won all those oscars</p><p>its pretty well done despite siding with the bad guy and making the goo guy look wrong, as well as ignoring the victims of communism and only focusing on Germany</p><p>Also calling Oppenheimer Prometheus for bringing nu cular weaons to the world is a bit off as many ancient texts tell of nucular things, like the Mahabharata of stink a55 india</p><p>For Oppenheimer 2 I want it to be the 80s and oppenheimer is broguth back by a communist ritual to learn the secrets of his nucular power, but as he had d mysticism and occultism in him, he came back as a giantdaemon with rat and cow and pig traits despite being born in the year of the dragon. he wants to get revenge on America for stpping him from turning it commie and crosses the sea to Amercia to take it out, bt Japan, who is America's ally now, wants a crack at it and a guy whos' dad was cooked as a kid in Hiroshima pilots a metal nucular robot to take on the daemon Oppenheimer. Also its a 128 bit arena fighter on sega dreamcas, gamecube, ps2 and xbox like a Godzlla game where you play as 1 of several monsters or robots made for the game or the hero from the movie, or oppenheimer and fight other monsters across various cities in the world.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-10195645063294434622024-03-12T17:22:00.000-07:002024-03-12T17:22:39.067-07:00Rollerball Review<p> Note: I spell like I play spors; really cr-ppyy!!--!!</p><p>Rollerball</p><p>This is my review on Rollerball from the distant future year (To Kaneto Shioawa)of 2002(20 years before R-Robotech II The Sentinels)</p><p>Is a remake of a 0s film and based on a book r something I never read</p><p>I saw the 1st movie and it was good bit never saw this, but everyone sez it s=cked</p><p>It was rewrote and refilmed andtoned down from a hard R to a pg13 and went through a lot of cr-p</p><p>Its direcyal by John McTiernan who did Predator 1/Die Hardv 1/The Hunt for Red October 1/Last Action Hero 1/Die Hard with a Vengeance which were good</p><p>it stars Chris Klein from American Pie/American Pie 2/We Were Soldiers/The Electric Playground/American Dad!, Jean Reno from Mission: Impossible/the american 90s Godzilla/Hotel Rwanda/The Da Vinci Code, LL Cool J from Halloween H20: 20 Years Later/Deep Blue Sea/the 2000 Charlie's Angels/Mad TV/All That, Rebecca Romijn from Austin Powers 2X-Men/X2/-Men: The Last Stand/X-Men: First Class/The Death of Superman/Ugly Betty/The Cleveland Show/Star Trek: Discovery, Naveen Andrews from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Mike Dopud from Maximum Overdrive/Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever/X2/the 2004 Walking Tal/White Noise/Alone in the Dark/BloodRayne/Sub Zero/Spider-Man 3/Postal/ise of the Planet of the Apes/Tasmanian Devils/X-Men: Days of Future Past/te 2014 Godzilla/Arctic Air/the n64 Spider-Man/Spider-Man: Mysterio's Menace, oenly polish yet kinda a55holish Andrew Bryniarski from Hudson Hawk/Batman Returns/the 94 Street Fighter/Pearl Harbor/the 2002 Scooby-Doo/the 00s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre/The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, Kata Dobo from nothing I saw, Lucia Rijker from kckboxing, Oleg Taktarov (theres a number of slaves in here, i mean Slavs) from Air Force One/Predators, Paul Heyman from WWF, Janet Wright from The Perfect Storm/Corner Gas: The Movie/Eerie, Indiana: The Other Dimension/Redwall/Redwall: The Movie/Mattimeo: A Tale of Redwall/Corner Gas, somewhat disturbed animal supremacist Pink from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, the band Slipknot and Shane McMahon from WWF.</p><p>so after logos and credits for a few mins and a title we get bikers in silloteete going to this van and this teen goes on a mission of a dumba55 stunt on a small roller boarddow a roadin a rqace wth others</p><p>bikers take photoes of it and its i think in soviet san fran sicko like Sonic Sdventure 2 and has early 00s musicblasting edy</p><p>the cops come and the 2 lead racers go under a trck and nearly get crushed to escape da cps and the rival hits a car and flies in a store window</p><p>a big black car with a big black guy saves main guy by letting him in his open car and he pulls in by the seatbelt and ditches his board</p><p>they talk about how hes wasting his life and nhl trials are in three months and blackasaur wants him to join this dangerous game and i think they went to school together despite him being 2x his age, but he might have been held back for drugs and b0ning in the sairwell</p><p>so mai guy bits in a slummy allwy and then we get creditsto a band playingand4 months later in central asia where borat is from is this arenalooking like a 00s mad max or less evlved tekken live action movie from 09</p><p>alo its in 00s color but dingry and muted and widescreen</p><p>people watch this really 90s in ur face up ur a55sport rollerballwith motorcycles androller derby andspotlights andlights andsparks and cr-p</p><p>g i joe extreme! extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme!!!</p><p>so man guy was onna be the next Wane Gretzky but turn it down to be in rollerball and 1 probably soviet guy has investers for this as blacksaur gives main guy armor to protect his spine from shatterage</p><p>so u gotta gi around the track 2x b4 scoring anddo some weird cr-p 1st andthrow it at these thngs to make the sparks fly and theres betting on it like all sports</p><p>like in soccer they bet if that devlved guy is gonna bite anyone again</p><p>o the main gy scores and they have him drnk orange cr-pon camera to sponsor it and the game goes on and they bust each other around as the money comes rolling in</p><p>1 guy grabs a chicks a55 and she slugs him and they dvolve into a fight and i think shes a frenchie, whch explains her b--ching out</p><p>a huge mongolian dude coems in weearing a daemon mask and main guy is told by blackasaur to stay away from him cuz he dont feel cr-p</p><p>2 chicks have crazy red masks like the guy/girl from GRavion with huge b00bs mizuki tachibana or maybe angel blade wth huge b00bs hazuki tachibana and they score</p><p>1 guys helmet comes off and gets his head mashed in by an emnemy team guy with a metal sphere and the tv guys strt the replay after the enemies knocked off his helmet</p><p>main guy sees the guy who wasted his homie andraces around the arena as others join in anda ban plays</p><p>theres a number of the global rating and it keeps going up like the power level in dbz/saint seiya</p><p>the game goes on a dthe guys beat each other aroun and i think the headbuster is beat down and main guy got a goal</p><p>aftet the 1st game we're 27 mins in anda reporter asks if blackasaurs mom is a crack wh-re and he sez shes a pediatritain</p><p>in the change room this frenchie player sez hes the rabbit and talks to gravin chick but she ain into him cuz hes a frenchie and lower evolved</p><p>theres a chick with her nips out and 1 guy shows his parts to a guy offscreen and afte that the main guy and blackasaur go out driving car like a fast and furious movie but not really brain damaged, only partly brain damaged</p><p>main guy sees sime guy in a trench coat being slapped after nearing a guy and they o to a club with busty chicka in right low cut cops i mean tops</p><p>1 chick gets a number tattooed on her facecuz face tattoos totally dont make you look like a malcontent</p><p>1 guy sez iys rough his freind got his head mushed and main guy sez its the game and 1 guy sez main guy makes more than him</p><p>the guys look over the helmet and it was cut in the chin strap and main guy goes to make a stink as bl;ackasaur follows</p><p>they mee the guy i though was soviet but is reall a frenchie from godzilla and he sez, hay hay my homie, and shows him an invester from montana</p><p>he reveals the chinstrtap was cut and frecnhie sez he swears that its good or hhe didnt know or w/e and main guy goes out for a fast drive at night while on a speaker phone with soem scuzzy guys</p><p>he goes to a gym and sees a chick working out w/o a top andshe takes out the cameras and is shadowed over so we dont see her nips</p><p>they b0ne in an industrial area and he wants to b0ne in a bed one day and her name is auror like the chick in robotech before the retcon</p><p>he wants her to come out of the shadows and she dont wanna andhe sez the helmet was cut and she sez THEY knew and planned it with 4 cameras following him and wanted him wasted for views</p><p>alo aurora has a scar over her face by the eye and looks bada55</p><p>later they ae ou and a buncha malcontents coem around thrashing tyhe place and burnign cars and p;aces and she saves him from it and from using a cellhphone they can track him on</p><p>they go to a slummy apartment and this guy attacks em and main guy beats him broken boned</p><p>the next day he comes bakc and sed he was partying andsome eutotrash guy sez "w found ur car, r u all right?" and he asks if he was followed</p><p>blackasaur sez they keep things statu quo, they play to win and if its too f'd they walk</p><p>later tney go to another game wit all these people there anda big show of dancers an lights and sparks and action 52 and the peopledrive their own cars as a rock band plays</p><p>they play against these knigt armored gys and win and frenchie guy gets his irish up and goe on a tirades agianst a guys saying he'd ice his whole fam</p><p>another game gors and these metal skull mask dudes do something and the game devolves into a riot and brawling the audience</p><p>main guyis unpleased that they are resorting to sacrificing people to get ratings and blackasuar sez its only a matter of time until it happened andtake the money and go with it</p><p>1 show has slipknight i mean slip knot and scar chick sez they found someone with something but i missed it and main guy sez to blackasaur the gameplan</p><p>as the game starts blacakasur asks if main guy wears his spine protector and frdcnhie boss gets his irish uo and slabps a gaijin and b--ches like a fenchie</p><p>in a mototcycle race scar chick is slugged off and a guy cuts the fuel line and retur5ns it to her but then drops a smoke and lights the fuel(which mythbusters proved dont work) and blacakaiser pulls her off as she nearly blows and the bike rols and goes up in a fireball</p><p>in the hspital frenchie boss meets blackasaur whos are both smiles and cheer and frecnhington sez main guy was made a star by him</p><p>later scar scich comes in as a sand dancer and brings incr-p to help em get to the ussr like snow den or the chick bi den b0ned woc with out consent and main guy wants scarchick to go with em but she dont</p><p>they dtive offb in nght vision and blackasaur sez not to attack frenching as hes too big and xeadly like back door billy who serves the gates of h-ll or zuckerskin and his ai cr-p</p><p>these guys attack em in the deert at night in cars and its a ar fight like speed racer</p><p>they beat em out and dri9ve off on a motorcycle after busting te enemy cr-p mobiles on a trck and drive 120 miles per hours(mles prowler known as tails) on a non offroad bike</p><p>the baddz follow em and are gaining but nt weight in the a55 like onlyfans and instagram models </p><p>so the baddz wee in flying vehicles or w/e and evenually the good guys fall dowb a hill ad go on a freeway butthe badds fie at em and i think known em off</p><p>the bridge is going up and blackaaur is wounded and wants him to leave him but wait, i think its the other wayand blacaaiare drives over the bridge and makes itbut is snipeed as he gets to the checkpoint with i think a bazooka</p><p>once again, the black guy saufices hmself to save the white virgin, but herw hes a butt virgin</p><p>so frencasaur has main guy and offers him a chance to play and this gajin who was slapped sez cr-p i can hardly hear with his prissy sissy voice</p><p>frenchie le fruit offers main guy a chance to work in da mines and i think some other cr-p butmain guy wants part of the action with the media rights and gambling and i think frenchomite agrees and he wantsi think scarcgick trades to another team and not iced</p><p>frenchdomight is p-ssed and wants scarscik and main guy iced and he plans to have e dne in the match tonght</p><p>on the w to the arena a gaijin asks if hes ok sing his accident and whee blackasur is and he sez hes hard to hurt and dont answe the 2nd question</p><p>th announcer sez blackasaur was crppled by malaria on an archelogical dig and mainguy sez he plays to get him to send auroa awa </p><p>aurora is in the chane room realing only body armor with gaps and sees guys w=with dedly weapons, or lethal wepons, maybe 4 of em</p><p>other teams were transferreed in for this match and we see all hese mad max/the warriors wannabees come in as announcer sez main guy was recovering from a rck climbing accident and came back 4 da love of da game</p><p>main guy is told to play and she'd be off but announcer sez theres new rules, no penaltes or rules so you an ice guys if you want</p><p>mortal mkombat</p><p>main guy seeaz chick he b0ned and plays but she fights him to get on da ground and tell him to gtfo bt he dont wanna</p><p>theres brutal beats and the main guys coach wants a time out but main guy is wearing a spine protecter and his team mats get iced</p><p>main guy sez he'd give em a show abd gets beat on until gaijin cuts the sattelite feed and the tea mmbers dont wanna play and 1 guy goes on the stands and cals it out</p><p>some one caps the guy andthe people stand up to the elites and cheer for main guy</p><p>as main guy scates lo another guy doesa leap andmain guy hits his legs so his hed busts on the stand ramp</p><p>main guy goes around the staduiand throws themetal bal through the glass into frenchies face hen jumps in da glass room and beats the guards b4 they cap him as if ur in 20idh feet u can take aguy out b4 he can pull and use his firearm</p><p>frenchuea gers a big gun but main guy blocks with a metal stool abd bats him dead as the game devoves into a beat out</p><p>gaijin has the keys to this thing frenchie wanted and ulla a gun to make main guy work for him but main guy uses frenchies shot gun to end him</p><p>so the game ends with a riot.massacre and love interxt scarred chik heps main guy get out and its implied they are gonna b0ne and started a revolution synchron in attack mode</p><p>then credits to 00s music</p><p>sound guy david stanke</p><p>ll cool j's hairguy; fred rogers</p><p>digital artit joe jackman, lik joejack in king of the hill?</p><p>the end</p><p>that was pretty cool</p><p>good action and music</p><p>the acting was a bit wooden but i've heard far worse</p><p>good filming and yeah the siting was a bit f'd but its an enjoyable time</p><p>its a simple story of sports gone bad and can be applied to real life like politics or media or w/e</p><p>its a fun movie and w/e everyone hated in this, i didnt see</p><p>its an action movie so it puts the action 1st, like romance movies dint put horror qst</p><p>this movie is pretty cool and i think was fun and entertaining</p><p>i liked this one</p><p>It might not be a meaningful epic like Gone With The Wind or Birth Of A Nation but its not trying to be</p><p>It entertains and I had a good time with it</p><p>I watched this cuz its rated one of the worst movies ever but I gave it a fair chance and didn't hate it</p><p>For Rollerball 2 I want it to be about the fall of rollerball leading to the fall of the slum countries and economy and how society in the cr-ppy ones gradually devolves until the good oes have enough of their cr-p and nuke em. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes tg16, atari jaguar and gba where 1 player is the main guy and player 2 is the chic he b0ned and you wail on gaijin and slummers and junkies and various animals who have more rights than humans and gaijin and get to the docks o escape the last slum country they fight their way through to get to the sea efore its nuked.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-87722061537433116362024-03-05T15:49:00.000-08:002024-03-05T15:49:52.078-08:00Sailor Moon S The Movie Review<p> Note: I spell like a n90s teen on caffeen and leen</p><p>Sailor Moon S The Movie</p><p>This is ore samma no review on Sailor Moon S The Movie Hearts In Ice from thwe distant future year to osamu tezuka of 1994(the year Sonic 3 and knickles came out and Castelvania Bloodlines and Contra Hard corps)</p><p>its drectet by Hiroki Shibata whodid Cutey Honey Flash/Digimon Adventure/Digimon Adventure 02/Digimon Frontier/Digimon Fusion/Digimon Tamers(which was gay and emo like evangelion and tennessee wilians)/ragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon R/Sailor Moon S/Sailor Moon S: The Movie/Sailor Moon Sailor Stars/Sailor Moon SuperS/Sailor Moon SuperS: The Movie/Transformers: Super God Masterforce/Ultimate Muscle/Zatch Bell(which had big boin)</p><p>It stars Kotono Mitsuishi from Cardcaptors/Cyber City Oedo 808/Dragon Half(Which was fun)/xcel Saga/Fatal Fury 2: The New Battle/Fullmetal Alchemist/Fullmetal Alchemist: The Movie - Conqueror of Shamballa/Ghost Stories/Gorillaman/Mobile Suit Gundam Seed/Monster Rancher(She was Pixy?!)P/okémon/Pokémon 2000/Pokémon: Mewtwo Returns/Sailor Moon Crystal(he inferior version) Moon/Samurai Pizza Cats/Urotsukidōji II: Legend of the Demon Womb/Variable Geo/Voogie's Angel/Wedding PeachZatch Bell, Rica Fukami from Digimon Frontier/M.D. Geist II - Death Force(She was Vaiya?!)/across Plus/aruto/New Cutey Honey/Pretty Cure/Sailor Moon/Transformers: Super God Masterforce/Wedding Peach/Yu-Gi-Oh!, Michie Tomizawa from Black Lagoon/Case Closed/Cutey Honey Flash/Oira Sukweban OAV/One Piece/Sailor Moon/(The) Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross/Vampire Hunter D/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!/Zillion: Burning Night, Aia Hisakawa from Valis II/the 00s Beyblade/Bleach/Cardcaptors/Devil Hunter Yohko/Dragon Ball Super movies/Dragon Ball Z/Eureka Seven/Excel Saga/Garzey's Wing/Godannar/Mobile Fighter G Gundam/New Dominion Tank Police/Ninja Scroll the showe/Pokémon 2000 - The Movie/Pokémon: Mewtwo Returns/Puni Puni Poemy/Sailor Moon/Slayers Excellent/Tenjho Tenge/Transformers: Victory/Voogie's Angel, Emi Shinohara from Sailor Moon/Kekko Kamen ovas(which were great and fun)/Cyber City OEDO 808/Ninja Scroll/Genocyber/Daigunder/Outlanders/the 00s Beyblade/Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Keko Han from Cutey Honey Flash/Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora/Monster Rancher/One Piece/Pokémon/Pokémon 2000 - The Movie/Sailor Moon/Saint Seiya, Chiyoko Kawashima from The Demonic Beast Front ova/Fist of the North Star/Maya the Bee/Sailor Moon/Saint Seiya/Superbook, Eiko Masuyama from Cutey Honey Flash/Cutie Honey/Devilman/Lupin III, Kae Araki from Marvel vs Capcom 2/Cardcaptors/Case Closed/Digmon The Movie//Digimon Adventure 02/Digimon Frontier/Medabots/Mobile Fighter G Gundam/Mobile Suit Gundam Wing/Monster Rancher/Pokémon/Sailor Moon/Slayers Try/Voogie's Angel/Wedding Peach/Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Masako Katsuki from Dragon Ball Xenoverse/Apocalypse Zero/Art of Fighting/00s Astro Boy/Jushin Liger/Bleach/Case Closed/Crying Freeman/Cutey Honey Flash/Demon Beast Invasion/Digimon Tamers/Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei/Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball GT/Fist of the North Star/Fist of the North Star 2/Genocyber/Gungrave/Inuyasha/Iron Virgin Jun/Lily C.A.T./Mad Bull 34/Naruto/Ninja Scroll tv and movie/One Piece/P=nty & Stocking with Garterbelt/Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl/Pokémon//Pokémon Advance/Pokémon Chronicles/Pokémon XY & Z/The R=eman/Sailor Moon/Shaman King/Super Dragon Ball Heroes/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!, Masami Kikuchi from 3x3 Eyes/Astro Boy the 00s ver/Beyblade: Shogun Steel/Daigunder/Digimon Adventure/Digimon Adventure 02/Digimon Adventure/Digimon Frontier/Digimon Fusion/Digimon Tamers/Digimon: The Movie/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Super: Broly/Kama Sutra OVA/Mazinger Z: Infinity/Mobile Fighter G Gundam/Pokémon/Sailor Moon SuperS/Saint Seiya\Samurai Pizza Cats/Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie/Urotsukidōji IV: Inferno Road/Wedding Peach/Zatch Bell, Megumi Hayashibara from 3x3 Eyes/the 00s Astro Boy/Cardcaptors The Movie/Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei/Dragon Ball Z/Go Nagai World/Hello Kitty/Jungle de Ikou!/Macross Plus/Neon Genesis Evangelion/One Piece/Pokémon/Pokémon 2000/Pokémon 3/Pokémon 4Ever/Pokémon Chronicles/Pokémon Heroes/Pokémon the Movie: Genesect and the Legend Awakened/Pokémon the Movie: I Choose You!/Pokémon the Movie: Kyurem VS. The Sword of Justice/Pokémon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life/Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys/Pokémon: Jirachi Wish Maker/Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew/Pokémon: Mewtwo Returns/Pokémon: The First Movie/Ranma ½/Samurai Pizza Cats/Shaman King/Slayers/Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Megumi Ogata from Mega Man zero 1 2 and 3, Mega Man X, Apocalypse Zero/ardcaptors/Case Closed/Dragon Ball Z/Ghost Stories/Neon Genesis Evangelion/Power Stone/Sailor Moon/Mew Mew Power/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!, Toru Furuya from Bleach/Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z/One Piece/Pokémon: Black and White/Pokémon: Black and White: Rival Destinies/Pokémon: The First Movie/Sailor Moon/Saint Seiya/Samurai Pizza Cats/Super Dragon Ball Heroes, Yasuhiro Takato from Beyblade: V-Force/Case Closed/Cutey Honey Flash/Digimon Adventure/Digimon Frontier/Digimon Fusion/Digimon Tamers/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Fatal Fury 2: The New Battle /Fullmetal Alchemist/Fullmetal Alchemist: Chibi Party/Fullmetal Alchemist: Premium Collection/Fullmetal Alchemist: Seven Homunculi VS State Alchemists/Fullmetal Alchemist: The Movie - Conqueror of Shamballa/Hetalia - Axis Powers/Mobile Suit Gundam Seed/Pokémon/Sailor Moon/Slayers Excellent/Ultimate Muscle/ Zatch Bell, Mariko Onodera from Sailor Moon S/ Tomohisa Aso from Grandia II/Star Fox 64/Super Smash Bros. Melee/the 00s Astro Boy/BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad/Beyblade/Daigunder/Digimon Fusion/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F'/Duel Masters/Eureka Seven/Fullmetal Alchemist/Fullmetal Alchemist: The Movie - Conqueror of Shamballa/Inuyasha/Ultimate Muscle/Mon Colle Knights/Monkey Magic/New Fist of the North Star/One Piece/Pokémon Advance/Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Crystal/Shaman King/Sonic X/Witch Hunter Robin/New Cutey Honey/Sailor Moon, Yasunori Masutani from Soul Calibur 2/Bakugan Battle Brawlers: Gundalian Invaders/Daigunder/Digimon Adventure/Digimon Frontier/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods/Flint: The Time Detective/M.D. Geist/New Cutey Honey/One Piece/Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Crystal/Sailor Moon S/Super Dragon Ball Heroes/Transformers: Energon/Ultimate Muscle/Witch Hunter Robin/Zatch Bell, Yoshiyuki Kouno from Digimon Fusion/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball GT: A Hero's Legacy/Dragon Ball Z/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Inuyasha/One Piece/Sailor Moon/Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yuko Nagashima from BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad/Fatal Fury: Legend of the Hungry Wolf/Mobile Suit Gundam Seed/Naruto/Sailor Moon/Variable Geo/Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer</p><p>I saw this like once but i prefer the R movie with darians yaoi bara buddy but my gf wants me to do this one</p><p>it starts with an icy comet comming to eathr and thsi ice chick on it whos probably got pointy hard nips wanting the earth</p><p>on da urth this dude whos not dr tomoe in Sailor Moon eason Three sees it land nd goes out to find it and its a purple glowing metero</p><p>the title and opening song with the sailor scout going shopping and doing girly things that fit their personality</p><p>also its in bright 90s colors and widescreen</p><p>so the news sez theres a chick astronaught going up to the moon and serena wants to go there but her cat sez she otta focis on her winter break fron school</p><p>her magic takking cat is sick and probablyu has cat aids nd walks home alone sounding runk and her butt buddy cat belonging to mina is consrntedd</p><p>what about hercules from the rainbow crystal arc?</p><p>so luna the cat with aids spazes out in the road and thsi ferarri mustang coems for her but not tomoe saves her an she wakes up inhis place nakes as shes a cat and hes caring for her</p><p>the next day she wakes up better and sees he was up all night taking care of her and shes moved</p><p>remember when darien saved herfrom becoming street piza?</p><p>so the sailor bimbos are worried of whee the cat went and thnk serena did some cr-p to herand it devolved to raye bickering with srrena until minas cat gets em to look for her</p><p>not tomoe feeds luna and his gf comes by a dis malcontent as shes back in japan and when he sez he saw an ice comet and named it rincess kaguya after the historical legendshe sez nasa didnt say sh-t opf it</p><p>he shows her the comet and it has magic energy but shes b--chy over him believeing in a goddess on the oon anddespite being a highly reganred high awarded phd junkie he believes in the supernatural</p><p>after her b--ching hes not feeling well and tells her to go but she sez she took a week off from nasa the national assiciation of spreadng aids and cam to here from America</p><p>she goes and listens to hi talk to una who dont speak but makes sounds and he gets he the name luna cuz of her mark on her head</p><p>he goes on bout the pirincess of the moon and princess laguya from the bamboo cutters story and gf leaves</p><p>luna is gay form this human and as ths is sailor moon, we have various romance including inbred and interespeces and queer and gender issues</p><p>alo season 4 ha rini wanting to b0ne a horse</p><p>so princess ice chick sends snow dameons or uyokai or w.e to earth and they freeze the people so the sailor scouts tranform and fight it as the outer thre uranus neptune and pluto tran sform and take it out</p><p>also the sailor scouts were teen in the earty 90s, so they;d be born in the late 70s, so their rents would be in the 40s/50s, so their grandparents would be in WW2 Japan slaying gaijin and maruta</p><p>theres more than 1 and the inner 4 scouts fight as Mina blows off its arms like hokuto no ken and it keeps comming and the others finish it</p><p>Serena and Rini transform after doijg the look over there thing to get away from the monster and do their speech but the onster does the pokemon move doubel team and spinds around em to make em dizzy</p><p>after guessing the wrong one and dropping her sceptor to dodge an attack, santa comes in on his sleigh but its on a blimp and santa is really darien as tuxedo mask</p><p>Serena uses her Season three attack and theres a lot of stock footage in thsi film and wastes the snow thing an th people unfreeze and go back to their lives</p><p>snow chick wants this crystal cuz its always a crystal thats on earth and was banished to space for some reason andnow wants revenge</p><p>the cyrstal the not totmoe found is growing and making him pained and luna worries but goes bakc to serena and tells of the comet</p><p>at the temple they go over the facts and find there no evidence ofthe comet on amy's computer or anythign and eat cooked yams in a fire of leaves</p><p>luna comes back to the not tomoe and wonders looked up what diseesae the guy had while wanting to take care of him and wishes to be human</p><p>serena is comforted by dartien over her issues and luna sees and has feelings but hay, a lot of guys b0ne cats</p><p>at night serena gets ready for bed and luna asks what she talks of with dairen and she asks what a kiss is like and luna seems aroused</p><p>when serena sleeps luna opens a jar of rose pedals or womb lining and dumps it on her and goes bakc to not tomoewho se he wanted to be an astronaught as a kid but his gf is living that dream</p><p>thinkn g of how serena said darien looked innocent while sleepingshe looks at him and has an interspecies kiss, adn if the sailor starlights can change gender, then its ok for us to make out with pets</p><p>later the chicks talk of luna being in love and mina tris ti downplay it cuz her cat is gay for lina but the chicks dotn get the hint</p><p>the chicks talk of ideas of beingin love and to be in love, myust be the sweetest feeling, that a girl can feel, wait thats robotech</p><p>so snow chickuses ice magic on da urth andTHEY will probably say its global warming making it cold and luna goes off and avoids minas cat as serena follows and sees the guy and his gf bickering over how she oly sees the moon as an item in spqace and he has felling and they are 2 different to get along</p><p>she zez she never felt the magic of the moon princess and he tells her to gtfo and crys over a picture of em</p><p>lina goes out andsez not tomoe is hiding his disease from he randdriving her off to avoid the pain she'd feel when he goes to h e double soviet korea</p><p>luna crys over wanting to do more but is only a cat and dont get him as her lover</p><p>pincees ice chick goes tohis room and finds the cyrstsl got stronger from his life enerygy or ki as we say in dbz and he thinks its the snow princess kauya</p><p>she likes the name and wants to freeze the earth like mr freeze in batman and roin or the penguin in batman returns</p><p>she throes the gem in the sea and minas cat ez he know of a legend of an evil crystal comming to earth and only the silver crystal can stop it</p><p>serena goes full bimboand tells gf of not tomoe to delay the moon mission as therss a comet and an ice chick from space will freeze it but she dont wanna hear that unscientiffic cr-p and drives off</p><p>who would think a science follower wouldnt belive some blonde teen?</p><p>so luna wants to give not tomoe hope by showing him princess kagyua like a kid meeting kane hodder in the burn ward and raising his spirits to get him through the operation, bus shes a cat</p><p>the planet temp goes down andice dancers freeze people but it dont kill em andthe outer scouts uranus neptune and pluto come in on her ice castle that grew from the salt water sea and fight em on ic in high heels</p><p>the ice b--ch sends more snow dancers at em and they keep beaitng em but they otta bust the generator as they keep comming</p><p>the inner 4 scouts come in anduse ther magic attackswith ore stock footage from the 0s show as lina i mean lunagoes back to not tomoeand finds him wandering the frozen city rambling of the pincres kaguya</p><p>1 by 1 the scouts fall but serena shows up as Sailo Moon and ice m=nips tells of her plan to freeza da urth hut serena gives a friendship speech of why its bad</p><p>luna finds not tomoe in the snow and serna uses the pruity chalice to go super sailro moon and this p-sses off the ice pincesswho attacks as serena attacks and the blacts counter each other but her second blast nails serena</p><p>icy nips wants a frozen world and serena wants to save the wrold from being frozen over and uses the silver crystal which might kill her</p><p>danien and rini come in and darian holds off the snow dancers and the other sailor scouts and rini use their powrrs to boost serenas and both serena and ice nips fire beem of ki that clashes</p><p>we get glimpses of natue like hokuto no ken before the nucular holocost or dnaz when gokus powering up his genki dama and serwana overpowers te ice chick with a beam that goes to space and nukes her ice comet</p><p>while she still has powwrs, she wishes for luna to be human for 1 night andi guess shes part namek like ssjbrian9 and her wish comes true and lina digvolves like gatomon nt o a naked chick but not a blonde like angewomon and she looks liek catzi meets nehelaania and takes him on an excellent advenutee around the outer atmosphere andsez she princess kaguya</p><p>his gf seez em fly byand una human zez he has to live and welcome back his real princess from space</p><p>he realizes its luna and wakes up in the snow andthis thing onle seemed to last a few mins or a sec at the speed of thought and serena falls</p><p>at the airp0rn i mean irport gf comes bakc andsez to an intervier she sae the princess on the moon and they laugh thnkig its a joke</p><p>spioler, asteonaughtd wwere icesd for revealing what THWY saw out there</p><p>so she reunites with not tomow and are happy as she blows off reporters and not with her mouth like chichi does for goku</p><p>luna and mina's cat reunite and we getb a loving song like something outta Don Bluth but Japanese</p><p>The end</p><p>that was pretty good</p><p>nice side stopry to the series and has some good moments</p><p>good feels with luna wanting to help that guy and good romance</p><p>the action is well done and its quite well animated with good music and syle</p><p>I prefer the Sailor Moon R moive as it had more feels and a better flowing story like a longer episode but this wasn't bad</p><p>it actually based lightly on a manga side story of Sailor Moon</p><p>i listened to the japanese voices and subbed on PlutoTV and its pretty good</p><p>i grew up with the 90s dub of sailor moon and had some good times with it</p><p>it had some darker moments but still had a lighter atmosphere wiith watercolor backgrounds and brighty shades</p><p>kinda like Robotech but more 90s</p><p>the show hd a big impact on me and looking back, the 90s version holds up as the remake thats closerr to the manga is more bland and has less heart and life</p><p>its quicker to get through but much of the filler in the 90s anime gave extra oomph to the side characters, like molly and nephlite or mina wanting her heart crystal sought or the coming apocalypse in season three and sense of doom</p><p>this movie was pretty good and shows why the 90s saior moon was the best</p><p>For Sailor Moon S The Movie II I want it to be following the couple from the 1st movie but the gov is after em for knowing of civilizations on the moon, also they get the aid of the sailor scouts who take on the gov and use their powers to counter their forces which are revealed to be woetking for a fallen angel group trying to lead humanity to ruin. also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as up to 4 sailor scouts and fight gov guys and daemons and genestic mutations made by em and take on the fallen ngels who own it as the final boss. Also its in the sailor stars arc and after the fall of galaxia and you can use any of the sailor scouts even the bad guy who bit it in stars as they were revived by the w/e it was at the end andeven tuxedo mask as a fighter and the amazon quartette.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-3201560436496543072024-02-28T15:38:00.000-08:002024-02-28T15:38:54.003-08:00Number, Please? Review<p> Note: I spell better than guys who ue letters replaced by numbers thoso c0ck sucking jacka55es</p><p>Number, Please?</p><p>This is my review on Number, Please? fro the distant future year to Andrew Jackson of 1920 (100 years before Transformers Super God Masterforce)</p><p>Its directed by Fred C. Newmeyer who did Never Weaken/Now or Never/A Sailor Made Man/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!/Why Worry?/Girl Shy/Hot Water/The Freshman</p><p>Its also directed by pioneer of film Hal Roach who outlivede almost everyone he worked woth at 100</p><p>It stars Harold Lloyd (who did occult groups) from From Hand to Mouth/Nwever Weaken/Now or Never/A Sailor Made Man/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!/Why Worry?/Girl Shy/Hot Water/The Freshman/The Kid Brother/Speedy, Mildred Davis who married harold from From Hand to Mouth/Nwaver Weaken/Now or Never/A Sailor Made Man/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!, Sammy Brooks from Spring Fever/From Hand to Mouth, William Gillespie from The Immigrant/Never Weakren/Now or Never/Safety Last! Wallace Howe from Speedy/The Freshman/Girl Shy/Safety Last!/Grandma's Boy/A Sailor-Made Man/Never Weaken/From Hand to Mouth/Spring Fever, Gaylord Lloyd from xxx I mean Now or Never/Never Weaken/Grandma's Boy, Ernest Morrison from nothing else I've seen, Hal Roach from a lot of things, Charles Stevenson from Spring Fever/From Hand to Mouth/Newvwer Weaken/Now or Never/A Sailor Made Man/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!/Hot Water/Girl Shy/The Freshman and some guys not on soviet candy a55 beta male sodom bottom boy boy aids bag necro pedo silly billy banana crammer gender offender peeder puffer wiener cleaner gaijin suki uso suki makuma suki okama suki wikipedia</p><p>I saw this b4 and I recall liking it</p><p>So after title and credits we get text saying its of guys after the one girl they want and all this romantic cr-p about comparing her to looking at the sea or playing cards to forget her</p><p>harold rides a roller coaster and seems bummed as guys in front of hi'ms hats fall off and hit him in the face as they wear hats on a roller coaster</p><p>after the ride he gives em back their hats and he goes on and theses this chick who im not sure how old she is but her dad is with her and she likes balloons</p><p>at a carnival he plays a ball throwing game and when he notices thre hirl throws them anywhere and breaks cr-p</p><p>after paying for it with money and not his soul the chick comes by and wants help with her pet called general pershing after the american hero who fought the gaijin in the philliphones</p><p>he lloks for the dog and it jumps on his back an dafter getting it off,chases it around</p><p>it jumps on this thing you hit with a hammer ti send the weright up to hit the bell and harold jumps and the dog jumps off and hhalrls gets nailed</p><p>he sees a funhouse mirror and lloks distorted and is confused by it they looks at anothiner with his legs being long, then agother of him scrunched</p><p>1 carnie throws the dog off his table and lloyd catches it and brings it backl and ties it to this pole but the pole is a merry go round and it turns on and its looped aroundas harold chases it instead of getting on the ride and walking</p><p>good camera work of being on the ride and when it stops the guy who i think might not be her dad but bf brings it to her and harold puts the dogs leash on the bf's arm</p><p>chick wants to go in her uncle dudley's balloon ride and bf is spun aroun on the ride but umps on it and when he gets back to herfinds the balloon pass is only good for 2</p><p>so whoever gets her moms conxsent 1st can go and they try to get to heer and back 1st with bf getting in a car</p><p>harold decides to use a telephone as this is the 1920s and trys looking through a phone book as other guys looks thorugh it</p><p>he gets the number and trys whone stalls and its occupied so he tries this phone at the hotel deck but a guy puts his cigr on the line and burns thoguht it</p><p>harold gets in line for the phone booths and spazzes aroun until a guy shoves him in and when he tried the operators are chicks and girl talking and say the line is busyt</p><p>eventually he gets on but dont know the number and goes back to lolok at the book and pulls the page out</p><p>after sneaking in under 2 guys arguing he gives the number but need s a nickle and goes to get one from a show shine guy by brushing a rich guy off</p><p>he goes bakc and things keep getting in his way and this chick makes him hold a baby so he takes longer but he gets in and gets the mom on as the rival bf comes in and asks mom</p><p>she has the phone and the baby is making noise so he goes off and entertains the kid while putting uop an out of order sign on the stall and the mom gets the baby back</p><p>he returtns and gets in the stall and calls and gets the wrong number and deals with a rabbi and then deals with a sassy fat black lady like lizzo in the 20s</p><p>after multiple attapmts he finally gets through and finds the other guy named roy like roy fokker in robotech was given permission and he dgoes off</p><p>a pickpocket jacks the tickets and it wruns inri looyd and i think skips it to him so the cops dont find it on him</p><p>lloyd finds the purxe which was jacked and not tickets and slips it to roy who slips it back to harold who slp it back and forth</p><p>cops search lloyd and find nothing and he hands it to roy who when searched hands it to lloyd and lloyd goes off acting suspect</p><p>the cops tail him and he throws the purse and a kid base ball bats it off bavk to him and he keeps trying to ditch it but roy is tod the balloon pass was in it</p><p>lloyd has it hanging out of his pocket and a guy jacks it but the cops catch it and reyturn it to him</p><p>he throws it and a dog brings it bavk a few times, including on a car and in the sea</p><p>lloyd runs from th dog and hides and it sits down and he goes by covering his face but it folows</p><p>he throws thi guys thing and the dog fights the guy over it and ;loyd throws it away but it lands on his hat</p><p>he goes off and the cops folow andstare at him and he dont get what the cop wants until he takes pff his hat and runs</p><p>tge cups bump into a bike guy and lloyd gets the africabized kid over and has the kid on his shoulders faking being a tal guy with smal;l arms anms and a head</p><p>they seem him walking off an dropping the wallet but picking it up and as lloyd runs, the kid ditches him by grabbing this woof thing and the cops chase lloyd we/o the kid in the coat</p><p>lloyd loses em by getting in a fwerris wheel cart and getting out as the get in and its too high for them to get in, in really good timing</p><p>lloyd sees roy and chick comming and hdes the purse behind him and a goat eats it but chuk sez she needs her purse as roy sed he gave it to llid</p><p>lloyd sees its hers and the goat ate it and she goes off with Roy whos a tall boy and manly</p><p>lloyd goes off allone and on the back of a train and is promably gonna j=rk off or b0ne the goat</p><p>the end</p><p>that was pretty fun</p><p>good clever tricks and gags</p><p>good story and an ending I ddn;t expect</p><p>nice stunts and good efects like a black screen andfaces on phones in it</p><p>good lite comedy thats silly but a bit of heart</p><p>it entertains and is only like 20ish mins</p><p>I liked it. Its not trying o be Birth Of A Nation or Intolerance, but its a quick silly fun time</p><p>For Number, Please? II I want lloyd to meet a new girkl and shes in the freak show as shes covered in tattoos and goes around in a bikini to show her various devolved tattoos off. Also thwy go on a honeymoon to this island and these hunters from a tribal land want her tattoos to use in ritua;s and lloyd and tattooette gotta fight through em and get to the bot harbor ad fight across the various areas on the tribal island. also its a 16 bit beat wem up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, arari jagfuar and gba where 1 player is lloyd and the other is tattooette and they beat animals and various tibesmen who want her skin.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-33236075885232548702024-02-26T17:04:00.000-08:002024-02-26T17:04:38.297-08:00Never Weaken Review<p> Note: I spell stronger than gaijin</p><p>Never Weaken</p><p>This is my review on Nver WEaken from the distant future year to the evil u s grant of 1921 (110 years befroe tranaformers battlestars the return of Convoy)</p><p>Its directed by Fred C. Newmeyer who did Number, Please?/Now or Never/A Sailor Made Man/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!/Why Worry?/Girl Shy/Hot Water/The Freshman</p><p>It stars Harold Lloyd (who did occult groups) from From Hand to Mouth/Number, Please?/Now or Never/A Sailor Made Man/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!/Why Worry?/Girl Shy/Hot Water/The Freshman/The Kid Brother/Speedy, Mildred Davis who married harold from From Hand to Mouth/Number, Please?/Now or Never/A Sailor Made Man/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!, Charles Stevenson from Spring Fever/From Hand to Mouth/Number Please?/Now or Never/A Sailor Made Man/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!/Hot Water/Girl Shy/The Freshman, William Gillespie from The Immigrant/Number, Please?Now or Never/Safety Last! George Rowe from Grandma's Boy, and some guys not on spviet candy a55 beta male sodom bottom boy boy aids bag necro pedo silly billy banana crammer gender offender peeder puffer wiener cleaner gijin suki uso suki makuma suki okama suki wikipedia</p><p>it was harold lloyds last film before movign to features and after that he started doing films that were longer than like 25 mins</p><p>I've see tis before and its pretty good</p><p>So after title and credits and lovgos we get text and it says on a certian city"as tney dont wanna make it any 1 and theres skyscrapers and romance</p><p>a chick puts a ring on her finger from a guy holding it on a strong on a stick from another window in a building and is in love with her</p><p>the bosses see the couple looking out the windowes and chick who looks really 1920s with her cut hair anddress, is fired as they need to cut costs in the ecopnomy</p><p>lloyd walks by a guy falling bak and finds its acrobatics and tumblng with 1 guy working for barnum and baily</p><p>llouyd goes in another office and finds his girl and she's bummed and not as in b0ning a55 and he offers to help her job get more patients</p><p>he gets some business cards and goes around and she tells her boss lloud can do anything he tries and learned the names of all vice presidents</p><p>lloyd sees a guy falling and opes choropracy but f==ks him aound and the guy is good and lloyd hands out the business cards</p><p>i think its the tumbler who fell from b4 and not tumbler from the site that used to be devolved people befoe they banned p0rn0</p><p>after nearly walking under a ladder they see a guy do it and give him a card and he throws it awy</p><p>so the tumbler tries his fall again but a cop is watching haolrd and he holds back and tumbler goes back and flups again but harlod dont cpme and he walks off</p><p>later a guy walks by and a flower pot falls on his head and he's f'd out and a crowd gathers</p><p>harold does some spinny thing to get the cop away and sneaks of to choropractor the guy whos probably dead and nhands out cards but notices its a different guyand pulls his face to a smile and ventriloquests him by moving his head, raising him up and walking with him around</p><p>the cops sees and follows and he escapes and hooks the guy to an ice cart and he walks off as it drives off and the cop contronts harlod</p><p>harold throws a copn and this guy with a sighn on his back above his head picks it up and bonks the cop and harold escapes</p><p>he comes across this guy with wife and mother in law and wife sez to carry moms cr-p and harold sez behind them near gguy for her to carry her own and calls her an old bag like in that ep of season 2 of Sailor Moon with Mina and those brats</p><p>mom bo0nks guy and harold gives him a card as hes ko'ed</p><p>harold gets 2 bxes of soap flaves and dumps em on the road as a street cleaner on horses goes by and makes it slippery and he hands out cards by cripplijng people and getting em to the drs to fix em like many modern dr's do</p><p>a cop comes after him and he escapes in the slippery street and back at the choropracters place all these patients came in and harold sees the boss hugging the chcik hes got a thing for ajd 1 ez " i'll marry you whenever you say the word"</p><p>lloyd see this as she loves the boss and walks off in shame and wait, its not the boss but her brother who was Ordainec yesterday and will perfprm the Ceremony to bond them together in Holy Marriage as Proper Man and Wife</p><p>lloyd goes to his office and reads the paper saying 2 rejected suyors suicided and got the idea from the media to end it</p><p>he takes poison from the medcine cabinet and puts it in a glass then sees his gf 's picture with a halo looking thing over uit and wrtes a suicide note and almost chuggs the brew but fixes the speling in his note</p><p>he chex da dictionary and fies it again as he wants to be remembered as a goo speller when sucking lincons d0ng in h-ll but attempts to drink the poison</p><p>he adds sugarbut his coat has a loose button and it came ff and he dont chugg it and takes a letter spike for putting paper on and is gonna seppuku</p><p>he prix his finger on it anddont wana shank so he ries a lamp chprd in his mouth but its not enough</p><p>then e ries to jump out the window but stops at the lst second nd es back as heights are svary</p><p>he pulls out a gun from the file cabinet and rigs a string thing to the door to cap him when t opens, not caring who finds him and sees him bown open on the wall</p><p>he calls the janitor andblondfolds himself andawaits his end but this girder outside on a pulley moves and his lightbulb on his shelf falls off an breaks and e thin ks he got capped</p><p>the girder goes in his open window and under his chair and lidts him out of the building where he hears a cick p;aying the harp</p><p>he takes off his blindfold and sees an angel statue and then hars a band below himplaying dance musicand he looks dowhn to see the road and freaks out</p><p>he's carried on the craine and climmbs to a nearby buildingbeing made and crawls around but the girder on the other side is moved and he nearly falls</p><p>btw i think this was after he got his finger and thumb blown off andis doing this with 7 fingrs and 1 thumb in gloves withfake parts</p><p>he truys going across the framework ansnearly falls and climbs a ladder but the workers aove pull the ladder up and hes going nowhere at a good speed</p><p>he gets off the ladder ad on the girder and crawls around until he sits on a red hot screw and jumps and clings ti a hanging girder but gets off</p><p>a girder swings over him and he unknowingly dodges it but when he seews it he goes down and hangs from where he stood</p><p>he falls and clutches a girder and hangs in the air and ventually falls on an elevator and it gows to the ground</p><p>he crawls on a girder on the floor and hugs this cops leg before noticing he's not in the air and the cp gets him</p><p>his woman cmes by and sez this is her brother whos gnna marry em and brother farher settles things with da cop</p><p>harold and chick sit on a girder and smooch and it moves up and thry jump down and run off</p><p>the end</p><p>that was nice</p><p>good stunts and nice gags</p><p>a bit of heart with the guy helping his woman and showing what happens when we're betrayed(even it fake)</p><p>nowadays they'd never do this as they/them dont think suicde jokes are funny, bt its actually more pro life as he don't wanna do the things that end him and when seeing danger, wants to live</p><p>its like 29 mins with good atyle and nothing awful of it</p><p>it holds up well and has like three plots, him helping his woman, him trying to end it, and him tryin g to survive the building</p><p>I've seen better but this one is a solid quick film</p><p>For Never Weaken 2 I want her to be really pregnant and he has to get her this food she's craving but keeps running into crazy 20s things like a Klan Rally orunion attack and has to nnja his way outta em. Also its a 16 bit rotoscopede game like Flashback on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you gotta get through these puzzle platform things and beat guys out and get to the store to get the right food, then get back.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-73719658963093821032024-02-24T23:44:00.000-08:002024-02-24T23:44:04.617-08:00A Sailor-Made Man Review<p> Note: I spell like that bimbo sailor scout</p><p>A Sailor-Made Man</p><p>This is my revew on A Sailor-Made Man from the distant future year to openly Macedonian and not in any way africanized despite netflix casting, Cleopatra, of 1921</p><p>Its directed by Fred C. Newmeyer who did Number, Please?/Now or Never/Never Weaken/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!/Why Worry?/Girl Shy/Hot Water/The Freshman</p><p>It stars Harold Lloyd (who did occult groups) from From Hand to Mouth/Number, Please?/Now or Never/Never Weaken/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!/Why Worry?/Girl Shy/Hot Water/The Freshman/The Kid Brother/Speedy, Mildred Davis who married harold from From Hand to Mouth/Number, Please?/Now or Never/Never Weaken/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!, Noah Young from Spring Fever/From Hand to Mouth/Now or Never/Grandma's Boy/Safety Last!, and Dick Sutherland from Grandma's Boy/Don Juan/Uncle Tom's Cabin/The Viking</p><p>I saw tis before and it was my fave silent comedy until it was surpassed by Grandma's Boy</p><p>so after title and logos and credits we are at a sumer resort with rich 20s guys having a good time and soem guys doing wall street things</p><p>harold is the heir to 20 million and is kind of a candya55 and we see him loking at a painting being made with hand below him and it xooms ut and its another guy painting it</p><p>he takes a guys seat as he stands up and wants a match for his smoke and throws it in the guys hat</p><p>he sees this chick who all the guys wanna b0ne and treis his shot but the guys get un the way and go off with hr</p><p>he follows and tries to get in a cockkets game but dont got a mallet as the others took em and gets in the way of the chicks ball</p><p>he offers to get married as its too hot for crocekkets and she sez ask father</p><p>he interupts him aying imma marry ur daughter and dad gets p-ssed at thsi p-ssant and sez he has to get a job and prove himslef</p><p>he walks off and fidns a men wanted for the u s navy but unlike one iece theres no okama turtning guys and b0ning em offscreen</p><p>he goes in and takes a seat at a deck and smokes and has a drinkas an army guy is shocked and lloyd sez he descied to join their navy</p><p>army guy takes his info and at the resort we have dad saying how hes going on a long cruise and dont wanna hear about their business</p><p>in the navy hes told to return in an hour for an exam and returns to the resort and chick sez hes invited to the yacht cruise</p><p>he returns to the navy guys and after this guy keeps taking his hat and he outfox's him -, he tells the guy hes not joingin the navy but is brought in anmd and sentenced to three years in there</p><p>he's frieked and weighed and sun around and he spins like a beyblade or skydancer and chick calls the navy</p><p>after a bearded dude is sirtaked for three guys from lloyd being dizzy, beardo sez hes waiting til the guy is sober</p><p>lloyd is taken off to join the military and chick and her boys see him being marched off</p><p>in the boat the queen regent of some gaijin land is brought in and lloyd smooches her hand</p><p>but its really a dream and hes being de loused by a mnkey on his scalp</p><p>this big bada55 dude whos an elite alpha male shaves and throws harold off to get hsi raxor but when he goes to the mirror the money is in the frame and he's spazzed out</p><p>harlod laughs and bada55 billy picks him up and throws him but harold pulls a handle and sprays the hose on him and runs</p><p>nearby in the same gaijin land sea is the chick and her droogs on their cruise and when the sailors are dancing, bada55 is gonna strangle harold but he is gotten to dance and he strangles him when the higher up is not looking</p><p>harold pokes his a55 with a tack and escapes and he strangles the higher up and chases haold to a room where he throws a box and nails the higher ip</p><p>higher up asks, or axs if you are lesser evolved and say ridiculous as redickerus like how canadian frenchies attempt to speak what they thin is french, whos' box is it and llyd takes the heat and is made to scrub the deck</p><p>at least he didnt make him scrub his a55</p><p>bada5 feels bad for it and sez its his fault too and goes to hep and givs hm a half of a granola bar and its the bigger half</p><p>what a swell guy, kinda like how joey and yugi became homies in yugioh and watched p0rn0(this is canon)</p><p>the other guys laugh at them and harold goes off with the bucket and places it near a higher up to get his high rank hat band yells something from around the corner to make the other guys do their work</p><p>bada55 billy, not back door billy, is freed from it by harold but higher up sees harold and goe sto him as bada55 tries to save him bt he dont listed and runs and higher up takes back his hat, but laughs off the ithing and thinks its clever</p><p>harold goes and sees a boxer puncheing the air and he tris on gloves and copies him cr-ppily and the guy takes him on and pops him a lot but the ship tuened and he plows into the guy and ko's him</p><p>bada55 alpha billy sees how harold beat the navy champ and thinks hes cool</p><p>the guys go to the city to get souvineers and the chick and her droogs are there and the rajah is carried in a wood thing sees her and wants her but goes on and shes creeped out b that devolved lookign guy</p><p>the sailors are in town and haolrd and bada55 try to get this dog and its got harolds sailor hat and they chase it causing chaos</p><p>all these gaijin wanna fight em and bada55 takes on the left 4 and lloyd getr the right 4 bu is easily slugged out and those 4 go to fight bada55</p><p>as bada55 beats the guys out, harold drags em off and after bada55 beats the 4 last guys out, he sees harold having a smoke and asking "what took you so long?" with 4 beats out guys by him and bada55 is impressed</p><p>harold sees his hat taken off by a dog and chases it and buyss a pie to fake havign a hat to avoid being sent to the ship</p><p>the dog returns it and he eats the fake hat and bada55 is confused and trys eating his to a less enjoyable tihing and thinks harold is a bigger bada55 than him</p><p>at the rajaohs castle hes sai to be like blue beard as in wasting his women like king henry the 8th or prince charles and wants the chick</p><p>haorld meets chick and has a smokewith the locals and sees a magic trick by soem gaijin with bad teeth that makes brits look, actually its around brittish level of teeth</p><p>chick goes up to be part of the magic trick and 2 gaijin make her dissapear and have her under their cloak as they gogo off</p><p>she screams and harold attacks em and bada55 buddy coems with him but the gaijin get her in the rajahs black castle(hats what its called)</p><p>harold jumps over the wall and the guardschase him and he runs around the palacein chaos</p><p>he escapes under the rug and the gaijin spazz out at eac other and he escapes</p><p>he comes inthe rajahs room as hes trying to b0ne the chick andfights her i mean himand rajah chases em, gets him under his fot, locks her in a closet and takes haold away</p><p>he gets away and hides as one of the sleeping or knocked out guards and stabs rajah in his devolved a55 with a spear as hes not looking and eventually runs around until hes in a rokm with him</p><p>he escapes and hides passing as a pillow and by that i mean fakes it as if you can pass for 21 it means ur not 21 and cant buy beer</p><p>rajah tries stabbing pillows but harold jumps in the pool ad rajah uses his smoking tube pot thing and as it bubbles up, haold comes up and barfs smoke</p><p>harold gets the rajah in the pool and goes to the girl, then goes back, beats on the rajah in teh ppool and gets the key</p><p>he gets the girl but the giards come in and he escapes with her on his back as the swarm of gaijin chase him through toen</p><p>he hides and sends chick off wearing his blanket and yells A and hides as the gaijinj chase her and he follows and beats em out with a club from behind</p><p>using brains instead of brawn, good action comedy, like slayers</p><p>he saves the chick from being interbred with a giajin an haing devolved kids and she likes him and her homies ad fam comes by and is glad shes ok</p><p>hes gonna eb with her but his bada55 bro comes by and is amazed by how cool harold is an deventually gets the hnt and goes off</p><p>they are gonna kiss and the navy coems by and brings him with em</p><p>later he uses flags to say Will You and she sez I Will and they blow kisses at each other but he grabs a painted thing and gets black goo on his face</p><p>commander comes over and he backs off and trips</p><p>the end</p><p>what a nice movie</p><p>clean, lite, cheerful, clever, witty and fun</p><p>harold seems like a spazz but is a badazz and i better than he seems at 1st, like Naga from Slayers being skilled and smart</p><p>good jokes and nice style and its got some well written things</p><p>I liked it and the 1st time I saw it was totally in love with how fun it was</p><p>its only like 25 mins and wait i mean 45 mins and i hti the wrong button</p><p>and it has good flow and dont drag</p><p>For A Sailor Made Man 2 I want him to be on a voyage in the navy and find an uncharted island with salt water gator people on it who use their biotech ships of living creatured modded with cybernetics to attack the military and he has to use his skills and wits to sneak on the island and plant a nuke there to take em out and get back in time. Also its an 8 bit Ppoint and Click adventure like that Phantasy Star Game and is on Sega Master Syster, Game Gear, Nes, GB, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as harold and collect items to get through it and fight/avoid salt water gater people.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-28168112801060849802024-02-23T22:54:00.000-08:002024-02-23T22:54:04.369-08:00Lionheart Review<p> Note: I spell hearted</p><p>Lionheart</p><p>This is my review on Lionheart from the distant future year (to Osamu Tezuka) of 1990 (20 years before Robotech 1st war)</p><p>Its directed by Sheldon Lettich who did Double Impact</p><p>It stars the cool Jean-Claude Van Damme who KNOWS whats up, from Bloodsport/Kickboxer/Double Impact/Last Action Hero/Hard Target/Timecop/Street Fighter/Maximum Risk/Double Team/In H=ll/Wake of Death/Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning/Friends/Robot Chicken, Harrison Page from carnosaur, Deborah Rennard from Kazaam/the 2020s Law And Order/TekWar, Lisa Pelikan from Happy Days/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Ashley Johnson from The Avengers/Growing Pains/Jumanji/Touched by an Angel/gay a55 Teen Titans/King of the Hill/Ben 10: Alien Forc/Drunk History/Drop Dead Diva/Teen Titans Go!/the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Brian Thompson fropm The Terminator 001/Cobra/Star Trek Generations/Mortal Kombat Annihilation/Joe Dirt/Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Michel Qissi from Bloodsport/Kickboxer, Billy Blanks from The Last Boy Scout/Talons of the Eagle/Sabrina the Teenage Witch/The Fairly OddParents, Clement von Franckenstein from Death Becomes Her/Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Tony Halme from the live action Fist of the North Star/Die Hard with a Vengeance, Jeff Langton from 6 Cobra, Rocky V/Batman Returns/Street Fighter/the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. and a buncha guys i never saw and/or aint on back door, soy boy, beta male, candy a55, frooty booty, sodom bottom, aids bag, necro pedo, wiener cleaner, peeder puffer, gender offender wikipedia</p><p>I saw a few mins of this bit never the whole thng, but Mzrk from Classic Game Room liked it and compaed the Genesis Pit Fighter to it</p><p>Huh, Jean Claude wrote some of it, Now I'm inteestedz</p><p>He is a skilled writer and actor but in the 90s his English wasn't mastered so it was harder to perform, but if you watch his European/New things he';s a soild actor</p><p>so after title and crediyts with smooth sax we see a frecnhie making a dealwith a guy and i think doing drugs that turns out to be sugar</p><p>the dealers coat him in gasoline and, to quote the crow, fire it up</p><p>so he's cooked and looks like freddy kreugar and his woman and kid have expired insurnce</p><p>in the wastelands and a military base we see jean claude the real one hammering something with a slegde hammer andsome frenchie guys from the service bring in his mail</p><p>he stabs it with a knife to getb it from the devolved frenchies and hes in the foreign leigion and they/them wont let him out a they are frenchies and dont have souls</p><p>he chooses family over frenchies and the frenhie leader sez he has 6 months and offers 2 weeks hard labor and the frenchies slap him a bit like the girly men they are and transfer him</p><p>they bring him out and beat on him and he jean claused them out bada55edly, inclusng doing the starship troopers thing of knifing a guys hand to a wood</p><p>he jumps in a jeep and drives off and is a fugetive now and rips through a frence with hiscar as the evolutionarily challenged frecnheis chase him</p><p>so jean claude gets away and the frenchies hunt for him at the docks but not docking with doc holiday and doc from snow white docking with their d0ngs, doc and doc docking</p><p>jean clausde gets on a ship afetr ebing mistaken for a worker and shovels coal in a furnace w/o a shirt as we gotta show that hot beef for the ladies</p><p>the frenchies think hes a traitor but want him back as they are devolved and try to get America to help but to quote openly feminist super beta alleged male littlekuriboh; french is the opposite of American</p><p>the french wanna survail the sister in law of jean claude as thats where the letter came from and after looking at his letter and soft music plays, jean claude goes up to the higher decks and this big black guy whos a frenchie se hes got no greencard/visa and wont get off</p><p>jean clausde beats him then jumps into the sea and swims to soviet los angelas and wanders the slums like in The Crow City Of Angels</p><p>as cesspoolian as it looks now, its better than the 2020s with junkies ODing in ublic and b0ninghe treis calling his sister in law but has no money and come across a street fightwith a corwd of evo;utionarluiy challenged duddes watching</p><p>after the winnder gets payed and not gayed as he didnt bet his bvirginity, no one volunteers until JC comes in and they call him Da Lion</p><p>a huge blackasaur comes to face Jean Claude and no one bets on JC other than the ring master and </p><p>JC easily kicks his massive a55 and DON'T finish him as this isn't Mortal Kombat and gets paid but JC gets more than ringmaster wanted</p><p>after trying to call and ringmaster and him wanna go to soviet LA ringmaster sez they gott see some people 1st</p><p>ringmaster brings JC to a rich place and meets a suit whohe tells of JC's fighting skill and hes brought to this parking garage thign with a blonde chick in a leathery dres and sez this is his ticket to LA</p><p>he tells her JC is THe Lion andhe sez he's Leo and she sees he's openly french(but hgiher evolved than THEM) and they watch a fight</p><p>i love how 80s this is and its ocolor but widescreen</p><p>so 2 dudes fith and 1 gets his throat nailed and parts kicked and londe rubs her leather glove on his face</p><p>25 mins inthe blonde sez the JC's name is Lionheart and rngmaster sez he gets more money is he wins and blonde bets on JC privatly</p><p>the guy who won the last fight sez JC is pretty and dont know if he wants to fight or f==k him and wears a leather vest</p><p>after build up, he does a high kick and JC grabs his leg and punches him in the parts(bloodsport 2?) and 1 hit kills him</p><p>a guys sez he could kick JC';s a55 and JC grabs him and is gonna rip off his head and sh-=t own his neck but rngmaster pulls him off</p><p>blonde wants him to fight again and he wants to go to LA but he made 5000$ in 1 night like a high class h==ker and he only did it for his fam and leaves but blonde gives ringmaster her privat number for when he changes his mond</p><p>ringmaster chases him and mouthes off tohim and JC opelny sez "we got money" which scares ringmaster as its the slums of LA with junkies and creepers around</p><p>they go to use a phone and these homies come out for wanting to use his phone as he owns the turf</p><p>ringmaster mouths off to em and they go to ice em but JC beats the french otta em</p><p>later they are in a car and get along but JC sez he wont fight again</p><p>the next day its the hospital andhe finds his bro is sucking c=cks in h=ll and Dr sez trey can't bring him back so revenge wont help but the cops caught the guys</p><p>bro's woman and kid need hm and dr gives JC the address and hhe walks offsad and he tells ringmaster he dont need ringmaster and tells him to go</p><p>after walking acoun tthe slums to emotional msuic he eats a wrap which is gay and ringmaster comes by and he gets ringmaster to find his siter in laws place</p><p>in there this little girl tells him where his sister lives and after exchanging names they aint strangers and he hears the landlrod b--ching aboutkicking her out if they dotn get the money</p><p>the girl is his neice and has kind of an afro and he goes up and talks with wife in law and shes b--chy over him not cmming in time and something about not saving him from a drug shipment and it lead to his end but he said bro would not survive jail</p><p>he offers her money and she b--=chily rejects it as she dont like him and jc and ringmaster go to a bar where he gets drunk</p><p>jc wakes up in a car and ptobably didnt get bummed by the ringmaster and goe sto a higher part of town and theres art in itand kind of a stdio apartment</p><p>he wakes up and the ringmaster has his long italiano b-ner in his motuh adn as he screams, the ringmaster goos in him and he coughs it out</p><p>jk really he sees blonde working out in 80s aerobix gear and she sez ringmaster told her needed a place to stay and i think jc is naked an has a tattoo on his chest</p><p>she gets him a robe and offers to take himshopping but he dont wanna and we see jean claudes naked a55for the chicks to lust after like in The Room with Tommy Wiseau</p><p>she takes him shopping to 80s music and after she keeps trying to seduce him ez people still talk of his fiht in soviet new york</p><p>later at her place he wants to stay with ringmaster as he dont wanna b0ne outside of proper marriage and has morals and values unlike some monkey in the zoo b0ning as everyone watces</p><p>zookeeper! those monekys are killing eachother!(zookeeper whispers) oohhh!</p><p>later to emotional music JC atches his neice and inlaw going to school and stalkes her buying apples or working in the apple factory, but not the one in china where they drive people to suicide and put up nets to catch em so they can't live or die</p><p>so JC decides to fight to help his fam and wants her to open a bank account under another name and he wants to have his own place</p><p>he never sez why as he dont want her using his fam against him and holy cr-p we're like half over, tht felt like nothing</p><p>so he goes to a garage in a ring of cars and fights a scottman andthe scott fights dirty and beats on him</p><p>its pretty cool and him wearing a kilt and no shirt feels like street fighter and jc hkeeps getting beat on</p><p>good scenes like beign in a lock (or loch as its a scott) and punched in the torso or scotty dodging his punch and it shatters a window but JC winds up out beating the scott and winning</p><p>so jc recovers from a savage scottish smackfdown and sendsringmaster to give his inlaw and neice money under guise of a policy i think on his bro</p><p>then jc is getting beat on by a wwf canadian cav man looking mopther f==ker in a squach court and this really seems like a fighting game like something outta Art Of Fighting or KOF</p><p>after sending his a55 through glass and winning, jc wins and goes outto joc laterin a hoodie like a thug who beats peoples heads in and gets capped by the guy hes trying to murder</p><p>he watches his neice playin g on her new bike he paid for and this is kinda Crhistian as JC works behind the scenes and sacrifices his body to help us even when he don't know its him</p><p>some gov agents se him, probably in a truck called Flowers By Irene and chase him but he loses em as he's the ubermench</p><p>later jc is at a pool an in a leotard and fight sin a nearly empty pool with bikini chicks watching and another leotarded guy with hair like the guy from metalocayplse is ihsi foe</p><p>jc dodges his kicks lik hes shuu from hokuto no ken and beats h in the water with much slo mo</p><p>they fight in da water and h starts drowning him but jc does a throw and beats the french outta him</p><p>after the fight blonde asks about sister in law and if jc is b0ning her but ringmaster sez hes helping her and ws hi bros woman</p><p>she sez to keep an eye on him and keep him making money</p><p>later the neice is driving her bike in a cicrcle and talks with jc he talks french to her, but REAL french and not canadian french which is like talking like a homie to english</p><p>yoyo pop booky on da micro phone bone, grabba bus down town to d majik zone</p><p>the frenchies cme for jc and he sez he only needs 1 week and he'd go but the french font hav hearts and jc is really a belgian in frog face and fibghts the frenchies off</p><p>the f4enchies beat him down and he pulls a wood thing andcrushes the frenchies under the platform or w/e and 1 of blondes agents saves him</p><p>he gets checked out and has a broken rib and needs a month in bed but his sister in law needs him</p><p>sister in law saw the frencheis come at jc and that night ringmaster brings j to see the woman and sez theres no policy and she thinks its drugs</p><p>they tell her she's gotta gtfo and she needs to trust him and neice comes out and is innocent and a bit wooden but its onk as kid actors are new</p><p>she finds out hes her uncle leo like in seinfeld and he holds her to soft inncoent touching music</p><p>blonde seez video of a guy fighting and is a born killer who toys with his foes for fake hope and tells the frenchies she needs jc to fight him and i nthink she wants immigration papers and cr-p</p><p>the frenchies wanna watch as they like seeing people beat dead and jc gets along with his bros woman andthey live in a place i think jc got</p><p>he sez she otta stay here untle she gets a better job o a husband and blonde stops by an brings him in her car to another fight</p><p>they could make a big a55 load of money and she wants him to win against the baddest ddue and in the place which is a mansion, they go to, some guys watch vhs of jc fighting</p><p>blonde shows a tape she smugglesd out and its the final boss attila and taking punches like nothing and the rich guys there sez their hong kong homies say attila will wipe his a55 clean</p><p>blonde sez lionheart will win and she bets 0.25 million on him and lter we seesome guys getting of a plane and they are gaijin splices between jc with hsi wounded ribs playign in the park with his neice</p><p>attila comes out with mutton chops or go nagai sideburns andlooks like a gypsy and jean claude sez hes gonna get his bros wife lotda money</p><p>jc's ribs are f'd and he bet all his money on himself andringmaster taps his ribs and finds out he's wounded and goes on a tirade against him for taking the fight while wounded</p><p>in the oscar clip; u gor a big heart, like a lion, but no one cares for you!</p><p>ringmaster asks blonde whs shes betting on and theres some play around on info and ringmaster has 1 min to choose who to bet, lionhaert o atilla</p><p>we get the rock 80s guitar and synth as lionheart walks to his final boss and we get 80s singing and its bada55</p><p>so jc fights atailla and atilla eats his punches and kicks as jc wails on him</p><p>ataila notices jcs pain and keeps hitting him in si broken ribs</p><p>jc does a roundosue but atilla beats his thighs and jc counters with a headshot</p><p>ringmaster sez to stay down but jc sez blnde names cynthia like the doll in rugrats bets against him andh egts up and fights on while taking fists and girlly slaps</p><p>cool editing with each punch beign its own shot</p><p>ringmaster sez atilla is gonna kill him and the bet is on atilla and jc ez Wrong Bet and gets back in and jump kicks atilla in the face an dmakes a bada55 comeback andbeats the gypsy outta atollla</p><p>jc grabs atlaia by the bneck and raises his fist and is about to finish him htu sees blonde watcing</p><p>he screams and plows it into atilias head and leavs a huge fist crator in his forehead</p><p>jk he lets him live to come bakc in lion heart 2 electric boogaloo and blonde b--chily lwaves as she lost a lot of bdough on it</p><p>blodded jc is told by ringmaster he's got a heart and dont lose it uz u'd not get it back, take it from me, and they cry manly tears as the frenchies take lionheart off to be guillotined</p><p>blonde is brought i to deal with her unsecured bet and is probably gonna be skinned alive and rolled around in salt and she sez "i'll have it tomorrow"</p><p>jc returnds to the place his brothers woman is and sez bye to his neicewho looks like dana in robotech and she whines about him not going with her</p><p>he explains it but she dont care and she wants him to stay and he gets a picture she drew him im crayon</p><p>he sez bye and theres bummer music adnd the frenches take him off as sez he loves them</p><p>he is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve, the blgian knight</p><p>the frnchies drive a bit and let him go and he walks back to his fam wth epic hopeful winning music and is happy and everyone smiles even thoug he took a beating</p><p>the credits to orchestral msuic and wtf cheroiragr[hy by frank ux and jean cleaufede</p><p>stunts, thunder wolf and monty cox, are this p0rn0e actors?</p><p>also its called wrong bet in soviet france</p><p>the end</p><p>tat was actually pretty good</p><p>nice heart, good msuic, well done fights, the acting worked, the story was cool, and it didnt go for the whok "i must avenge my brothers kilelr" story they often did</p><p>its got flow and doesnt drag and its nearly 2 hours but holds up</p><p>i liked it and jean claude did a good job here</p><p>the ringmaster was charaicmatic and the bad guyes were good at being bad but you dont despise them like protagonists in 2020s shows</p><p>its a solid movie and I'm glad I saw it</p><p>Its got emotion and feels and the story works</p><p>For Lionheart 2 I want the frenchies to come for him and he has to beat his way through the frenchies to fight across the world to get to the french leaders base and beat him to become the leader of the frenchies to disband their black forces of military evil. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA with 1 player as Jean Claude and player 2 is atilla who has turned good after his beat fown made him reconsider his life and wants to help him as thanks for saving him from his dark ways.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-31925999278921350552024-02-21T20:58:00.000-08:002024-02-21T20:58:57.805-08:00Apache Territory Review<p> Note: I spell apche devolving</p><p>Apache Territory</p><p>This is my review on Apache Territory from the distant future year of 1958(40 years before the global civil war in Robotech)</p><p>Its direced by Ray Nazarro who did nothing I saw</p><p>It stars Rory Calhoun whos always standing and walking and was in River of No Return/Night of the Lepus/Young Fury, Barbara Bates (Who suicided) from Adventures of Don Juan, John Dehner from Tulsa/Plymouth Adventure/Apache/The Andy Griffith Show/the 60s The Twilight Zone/The Beverly Hillbillies/The Rockford Files/The Boys from Brazil, Carolyn Craig(Who also suicided) from Giant/Annie Oakley/House on Haunted Hill, Tom Pittman (Who didnt suicide but car accidented dad)frpm Black Patch, Leo Gordon from Hondo/Black Patch/the 60s The Raven/McLintock!/The Night of the Grizzly/The Garbage Pail Kids Movie/Big Top Pee-wee/Alienator/The Rifleman/The Andy Griffith Show/The Rockford Files/Little House on the Prairie, Myron Healey from The Texas Rangers/The First Texan/The Shakiest Gun in the West, Francis DeSales from Psycho/Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Frank DeKova from The Robe/King of the Khyber Rifles/The Ten Commandments/Teenage Cave Man/The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond/Atlantis, the Lost Continent/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Heavy Traffic/The Rifleman/Little House on the Prairie/The Incredible Hulk, and Regis Parton whos not on bavck door candy a55 beta ale soy boy sodom bottom aids bag frooty booty banana crammer gender offender aids brigades uso suki okama suki ma suki jigoku suki wikipedia</p><p>I never saw this but its like 71 mins and 2 hours on Grit</p><p>Its based on the book i never read Last Stand at Papago Wells by Louis L'Amour who was openly french</p><p>after logos and credits and title in colored widescreen well, 1st logo then narration of a guy wandering the wasteland to Yuma, but not the Yugioh guy who gets Anna and her D Cups, she i mean he needs water and to avoid indians</p><p>he spots 1 with binnocolarsand a few more and they chase him as credits and title goes on</p><p>he escapes to a place of weird a55 treesand fids arrowed cowboys and this indian comes out like a nnja behind him but he caps himn</p><p>the indians come for him andhe rides off on a car chase with horses</p><p>he stands his ground in the rocks and takes out 2 with a rifle and the other 2 flee, so he chases em like in pac man after getting a power pellet</p><p>1's horse spazzes out seeing a snake andhe fights the main guyand is shanked by him and he goes on</p><p>he hears moaning and sees a woman w/o arms or lwgs but really they were tied behind her and he cuts her free from apache bondage</p><p>her fam was iced by the apache and he brings her onto apache hills, like going to the sea of Japan in WW2</p><p>main guy scopes it outand sees a White Man and stays outta sight and sneaks around befor4ecoming out</p><p>the other guy was alearted by main guy firing shots when seeing apavche and his droogs got caught by apavhe and iced</p><p>the get along bt main guy dont trust orther guy and other guy is younger and thinks the chick is pretty</p><p>main guy has experience abd sez to fill canteens at night and young guy is friendly to chick and plays harmonica fr her</p><p>2 new guys come overand its a moustache guy and his fiancee going to Yuma</p><p>fiancee knows min guy and they dont getta long</p><p>moustache sez he aint seen apache and if hes nt in Yuma today he'd have to wait days for the next but msin guy sez he an get another ride in yuma but not another life</p><p>moustance wants to go as he lead a calvary in the wat but fiancee sez to wait til night to avoid the apache</p><p>main guy and fiancee talk of hw she wanyed him but he thought his life wasnt good for get but she didnt wanna see him again and hes sez after tonight she wont</p><p>later some army guys come and take cover in the area the guys are and were attacked by apace and lost 10 men</p><p>theres a renegade chief like john brown but different color snd they got thirty miles to bae but the horses are burned out</p><p>main guy sez to take cover here as its better than being in the open and 1 guy by uncle leo gordon from garbage pail kids and aloenator wants to go for it but is told not to</p><p>The Americans fight the induans in a distant gunfight andmain guy sez "u dont see em, u feel em" which i think means sense their ki</p><p>leader of the troops sez this is his 1st fight vs apache and min guy gives him a plan to tie down horsrs and ration food</p><p>1 guy got it and they put him in the dirt and he had a fam anduncle leo is malcintent as he has 2 boys and dont trust the leader srgeant as seargent leader minly had a dxsk job and leo was bustwed down to a lower rank like sean phillips in Robotech</p><p>chick is having viet nam flasgbacks and fiancee sez main guy isnt used t taking care of people</p><p>later its night and an indian comes in and chick screams but hes a different kind of rewd than apache and hates em(as theres different kindas of indian, like hor koreans hate Japan and steal their designs to make cr-ppy knock off cartoons)</p><p>he chooses to stay to help them fight apache but its revealed he iced a soldier but he sez it was self defence and the guy tried to steal his god he got in the hills</p><p>main guy trsts him and uncle leo dont and they blank out the slurrs he has for the reds</p><p>the next day theres a srtorm comming and apache dont wanna fight in it and main guy chooses to stay to help the people and indian friend stays to help main guy whos his friend</p><p>fancee wants to trust main guy and moustache dont wanna and main guy sez the gov will send scouts to find the calvary who went missing and they have hope</p><p>1 guy talks with young guy about his kidsand young guy talks of his future plans of having a family in soviet california and i guess thats the end of em!</p><p>uncle leo goes up for guard duty and he tres toget the family guy tojoin him in his malcontentery</p><p>after chick and young guy eat beans the apache attack and scatter the horsesbut get iced</p><p>sergeant gets it and uncle leo tries to starscream his way to leader butmain guy sez no and they fist fighrt</p><p>main guy proves himself to be the alpha male and beats his a55 in and sez the indians would have wiped em out if they had the men and in the base the Americans got Water but apache dont</p><p>so young guy talks of his future plands and wanting a wife and bucha kids which means plenty of b0ning and gets along with chick and almst gets the words out but queers out at the last min</p><p>leo beats up and steals gold from the indian friend but makes a run for it and gets capped on a hore</p><p>indian friend sez he didnt get his gold as he hid it and im guessing its in hisa55</p><p>main guy sez hes got nothing to lose/win and fiance is b--chy over him not kett her in but is glad hes strong enough to save em</p><p>they ran outta food and dont wanna eat the fallen for some reason so main guy goes out at night to get some</p><p>the lighting and music is good and he goes by the indians like a ninja with a bow and arrow and climbs a rock asindians gt near him</p><p>if he takes 1 hour he can bring it back and use the meat to feed the others</p><p>as he hides in a rick a non giant gila monster comes by and gradulally gos by and back to eat a few mins of screen time</p><p>its a lizard you monkey! What next? being creeped out by a Worm?!</p><p>so later comes down and catches an indian wit a dad animal, fights him offscreen and wastes him with the indians own blade</p><p>later another comes and he takes the indan out too and returns as the sun cimes up a bit withwhat looks like asheep</p><p>hes got amage but sez"its just a flesh wound" like monty python and the family guy sez he thought the main guy desserted</p><p>moustache is b--chy over how they get to live longer as the indians will get em and later the water is dryng up sothey get csnteens and rtion it</p><p>wasnt there a storm comming?</p><p>family guy is getting worried about biting it and not seeing his kids and its like hiw galvatron was posessed by unicron in transformers energon after unicron fell</p><p>the chicks talk of the guys and young guy comes by and eats and sez chick can make the best stew and it leads to them wanting to go to soviet california together</p><p>fiancee sez main guy needs sleep and he could have left long agio but he sez he grww up w/o responsibilities and didnt wat any as a loner and she sez how she lovee him and he didt wanna get her involved or some cr-p</p><p>they grow closer and moustache sees and the indians use flame arrows to light the dead plants and 1 fire arrow gets an a5my guy in the chet</p><p>family guy flips out and runs out to fight em and gets capped and caught by apache who main guy sez will torture him til he snaps and eventually end him</p><p>spoiler; they did some prett evil things. execution with hot coals but 1 coal at a time, skinnings and roasting on a fre, slowly mutulating the map parts over several days</p><p>suddenlt the camps of ww2 don't seem o bad, 1 bullet to the head is much less evil than those apache atriocities</p><p>bth were not good but the apache were worse</p><p>at least when the Japanese were said to experiment on maruta it was for medical reseach, the apche were doing it for fun</p><p>IF there were Japanese experiments. I'm nt gonna take the commies word on it, sp after THEY enied all their real atrocities and praised mao zedong</p><p>so its night and theres a service for the fallen reading The Bible from memory and family guy is being b0ned dead and screams as the apche cheer to f with the Americans</p><p>chick wants to do something but main guy sez they gotta tolerate it or wind up like him</p><p>chik is having viet nam flashbacks of the red torturing her dad and main guy caps family guy to save himfrom being tortured more</p><p>the winds brin and a stoem picks up and the people empty the water and turn the canteens into greades</p><p>man guy sez the apache will dig in to avoid da storm and hes gonna blow em apart as he did it b4</p><p>later ain guy plans it out to attack from 4 aareas and light the canteens under their hats and i can see the beta males and commies whining of the "evil" Whites doing "ear crimes" on the "innocent" indians</p><p>See also the evil Poles fighting the innocent soviets</p><p>so the indian friend stays back to protec the chicks and mousache comes back to get his woman out ad ditches the rest and fiancee has enoigh of his cr-o and dumps him</p><p>moustache wants his horse and indian friend wont let him have to so when he pulls a gun the indan friend caps him</p><p>to be fair, it was his horse and he had the rghs to it</p><p>the Americans grebade the indians and wipe most of em out, which after what the indians did to the family guy kinda adds up[</p><p>1 guy got it and i dont know who and when the crew returns, fiancee sez aboyt what her ex did</p><p>indian friende gives young guy gold to buy his house in soviet califirnia and goes off on his way</p><p>young guy and chc go off to have a happy endingand chick thanks msin guy with a cheek kiss but not on the a55</p><p>as they ride off an arrow gets the guy and the chick sez NOOOOOO before the next arrow gets her</p><p>jk they get to live and fiancee sez the desert is quiet and peaceful now but can be dangerous and has secrets like him and goes off</p><p>he goes off afteher and da couple ride as a duo</p><p>The end</p><p>that was pretty good</p><p>good acting and style</p><p>nice msuic and filming</p><p>good action and slow burn with people in a pressure cooker and trying to find a way out b4 they bloow</p><p>kinda thought leo gordon would be the final boss but didnt' expect the moustache guy to go that way</p><p>good romance and feels and its wholesome and had good stunts</p><p>didnt expect the flaming aprrow to chest that guy</p><p>its only like an hour and a bit and tells a good story thatholds up</p><p>also the friendly indian who is the posotive guy is like in Birth of a Nation how the Southersn africanized women fought the yankees with her fellow southerners irregardless of race</p><p>good film and i;m glad i saw it</p><p>for Apache Territory II I want it to be about the young guy and his wife getting married and they gotta rscue a guy who was caught by renegades who wanna randsome him for his rich fams money and he can get a rewrd if he saves him. also its a 128 it aton game like castlevania legacy of darkness on sega deamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox where you play as the young guy and its like shenmue but 180s and less quick time events. Also the renegades are daemon worshippers and wanna ritual sacrifice the hostage to gain daemon power and you got a 30 day time limit to find the clues of the final lair and getto it in time.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-8091722920015376602024-02-16T23:55:00.000-08:002024-02-16T23:55:38.724-08:00He Who Gets Slapped Review<p> Note: I spell el slappo</p><p>He Who Gets Slapped</p><p>This is my review on He Who Gets Slapped from the distant future year (to Jefferson Davis) of 1924(90 years befire Robotech season 01)</p><p>Its directal by Victor Seastrom who did The Outlaw and His Wife\The Phantom Carriage\The Scarlet Letter\The Wind and they were quite good</p><p>It stars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Blackbird//The Monster/Mockery/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\ The False Faces, Norma Shearer from Way Down East\The Student Prince in Old Heidelberg\the 30d romeo and Juliet\Marie Antoinette, John Gilbert from The Coward/Monte Cristo/The Big Parade/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/Bardelys the Magnificent/Flesh and the Devil\The Cossacks\Show People\Queen Christina, Tully Marshall from Intolerance/the 20s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Torrent/the 20s The Cat and the Canary/The Hatchet Man/Arsene Lupin/Scarface/Red Dust/A Tale of Two Cities/Sergeant York, Marc McDermott from The Sea Hawk/Flesh and the Devil, Ford Sterling fronm Alice in Wonderland, Harvey Clark from Alice in Wonderland, Clyde Cook from 30s Kidnapped/The Little Princess/Sergeant York, Brandon Hurst from Dr. the 20s Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/the 20s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/the 20s The Thief of Bag dad/the 20s The King of Kings/The Man Who Laughs/Murders in the Rue Morgue/Scarface/White Zombie/the 30s Tale of Two Cities/Mary of Scotland/The Charge of the Light Brigade/the 40s Kidnapped/the 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/The Ghost of Frankenstein/the 40s Jane Eyre/My Favorite Brunette, George Davis from Sherlock Jr./the 20s The Phantom of the Opera/The Circus, Edward Arnold fron Duck Soup/Crime and Punishment/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Carrie Daumery from Duck Soup/Queen Christina, and a bucnha guys i never saw in anythign else and some who aint on back door candy a55 beta male, frooty booty aids bag sodom bottom ne cro pedo steers in rears hippie commie stoner peta vegan cripple nipples monkey junkie soviet wikipedia</p><p>its based on a play by Leonid Andreyev from the ussr but he was part polish, although that wasm't good for Susan Wojcicki and the right honorable john waybe gacy who were both evil half Poles</p><p>I saw this b4 and Lon Chaney is always good as is Seastrom</p><p>So after logo and credits and title its said he who laughts last laughs best and we see a clown spinning a wphere that turns to a guy spinning a globe</p><p>lon chaney i a scientist working on finding the origons of makind and is opemnly french</p><p>spoiler; Adam and Eve! There! Solve it! Now get onto making a hover cycle!</p><p>he struggled with being a poor and this baron took him in and frenchies womn too as the baron likes the sciences like many rich deviants</p><p>french canahy comes in and proved al his theorus and tells his woman anf baron</p><p>what theorues? does it say what if anythingje eas trying to prove?</p><p>wife sez baron will ready everything for the aademy and later as frenchie sleeps his woman gays out wih the baron</p><p>a hand mves some papers and wen the frenchie goes to the academy to present his cr-pthe people applaude but the baron took credit for them</p><p>frenchie sez baron will tell the truth but baron sez frenchie is his stdent ad insane so frenchie gets his irish up and the baron b--ch slaps his candy a55</p><p>eeryone aughs at him and this breaks him like Z Broly putting up with gokus cr-ppy voice crying and when fenchie tells his woman he woud have ied baron but the people laughed a him like a clown, the baron came in and his woman sez she love baron over him cuz fenchie has a cr-ppy face and is a nerd</p><p>i think this is how the joker started</p><p>so when he goes to her she jerks her arm and smacks his mbkey face and he gets triggered as the french are lower evolved and she calls him a clown</p><p>he fumes and spazzes ut and raises his hand and beats her down, then ulls a knoe and stabs the baron, then ulls ut a gn and puts it in hi moyth</p><p>jk hes french and takes it lke the beta male he/they is</p><p>then he seems to go nuts and laughs and throws paper into a globe and knocks it off which i guess proves flat earth</p><p>so then he devolved into a clown and we see him i think with a spinning sphere adit turns to a globe and we see edited in clowns commin in and then its a circus with a ring of clowns and 1 in it flipping like a power ranger</p><p>now es a clown with the name HE who gets slapped and likes being slapped around as i guess being a frenchie hes into SM</p><p>1 clown sez nothing makes peole laugh like seeing guys slsapped as this is like beavis and bitthead or go nagai</p><p>the a55 clowns put on make up which is approriation of albinoes and a hate crime or abelist or w/e cr-p they/them ake up to try to make rpeople feel for their causes</p><p>theses a trapeeze guy whos handsome and nice and helps a kid/midget clown</p><p>trapeeze guy seez a chick come by and its frencjies ex woman andbaron wait, its not her its some latino chick whos italiano and her dad the count whos cr-pped out</p><p>she does the new act of bare back riding and not as in b0ning and trapeeze guy likes her</p><p>so this devolved cowln i though was ln was shown laughing with the spinning sphere and then we see italinao chick having a glass of wine, which ike smoking, we now know to be cancerous, and laughs at the idea of a clown who likes being slapped and sees a neon lights thing of a clownface and a hand hitting it</p><p>so later we get the circus show and trapeeze guy i think or maybe some other guy i dont know talks to italiano chick of how her dad wants her to marry a rich guy cuz her dad is a big shot kinda and the guy wh looks like mike matei sez he'd die w/o her</p><p>k never mind i checked wikipedia and it sez it is trapeeze guy and he wants to spend all day with her tmororow and frenchie seez and feels a thing of hope again</p><p>frenchie has italiano chick put his heart design on his costume and she sez he might leave em for a bigger curcus from being so famous and he sez he likes it here but she sez one day he'd want more than laughs and audience</p><p>later the lon frenchaney does his act and a swarm of clowns coems in playign horns and looking a bit like klansmen</p><p>lon comes n on stilts and they pull hu down on his a55 and the people laugh and he sees the clowns as the acdemy who f;'d him and laughs at him and he sez he'd rpove the earth is round but gets slapped and people laugh</p><p>then he sez the earth is flat and gets slapped oj is a55 and then sez the arth is hard an egts beat again</p><p>as he gets uop he sees the baron who jyuued him and laughs at him as lon keeps saying "there is " and the clowns beat him in the face and he steams with fury</p><p>then one by on the clowns take turns slapping him as baron laughs at the man he drove insane and the clowns hold him and carry him off</p><p>they bring him back and throw him in the arena tied up and 1 guy opens hs heart cover and pulls out a fake heart, digs a hole in the dirt floor and covers it up and stomps it as baron laughs</p><p>the clowns coem out for a funeral and lon frenchi is told to lie down as he's supposed to be dead and the clowns fake cry and cover him with wreaths, then try to lift the stretcher but he rips through it and they walk off with an empty stretcher</p><p>baron leaves and is probably gonna 0ne lons woman and lon gets up with his hands tied behind him and walks offas workers get the wreathes</p><p>after the show the baron is into italiano chick and trapeeze guy wants her but dad sez no and lon frencho is steaming with anger and ready to sh-t his pants with french fury</p><p>itanloano does her horse a55 riding show and lon goes in front of the clown i mean baron and f--ks with him but baron hates clowns as he was probably mo les tend by one as a kid</p><p>lon sez he hates barons and dances off and f--ks with the italiano and trapeeze guy who ride around the ring and gets f'd</p><p>later dad is hanging with chicks and tells italiano chick daughter hesaid yet to a meeting with the baron for her and they go now</p><p>lon looks around the ring and digs up his befouled heart and cleans it off in good symbolism and stans alone in the empty ring</p><p>count dad prepares for a thing and gets on his best suit and sez baron thinks he can buy hsi daughter, a mancini like in the garbage pail kids i think, with jewels and he's gonna enlighten him</p><p>after dad leaves the trapeeze guy comes by and goes off with italiano to probably b0ne as they are el italaino and italianos like b0ning a lot</p><p>count and baron meet and trapeeze and italiano have a picnic and neither ar hungry nd they are in love and make out and he chases her around the woods as they can't show em b0ning in a 20s film and they make out on the ground with the bugs going around em</p><p>in the meeting dad sez countess mancini can only get jewels from her husband and baron sez he wont marry a cucis rider but dad sez how hot his daughter is, which if he was a republican, then the news would think he wants to b0ne her</p><p>trapeeze guymakes a flower thing for his italiano gf's head and this devolved guy comes by and makes bird sounds</p><p>baron agrees to marry italiano and at the same time trapeeze man wants to marry her but she needs her dads consent but she only loves him</p><p>count italiano has baron loan him 1000 franks and we see a scene of a chick i think the frenchie wife in a room with a check for 1000 franks</p><p>oh he's ditching her, like springer says; if he's gonna cheet on his bf to date u, he'd cheet on u when he finds someone better.</p><p>see also back door bimbo kim kardashian marrying that guy for 2 months then dumping him for a bigger blacker guy</p><p>later italiano comforts lon chanfrench who looks bummed and he reads her palm and sez she'd doomed and her dad wants to marry her to baron and oly HE (the lon) can save her with his love as hes gay for her and she opened his heart its gonna be all right</p><p>she laughs and lightly slaps his face and sez she thought he was srs for a bit nd he covers his pain sayign hes never srs and is only HE who gets slapped and sez srs things to make others laugh</p><p>count and baron come in and reveal braon blackasuar is gonna marry her after the show and lon wtches him kiss her hand with a sad face</p><p>dad count goes off and sez baron will buy cham pagan for all and lon frenchie sez the show bmust go on 1st</p><p>chichk itlainess performes and lon comes in and a55clownishly boots the guys out of the barons area and f==ks with the baron and count and tells off count for selling his daughter to dat monkey</p><p>count shoves lon in the room with the lion cage andthe lion gets his africn up and spazzes out</p><p>lon gets a psycho grin in clown make up and turns the lion cage to the door and opens the thing</p><p>lon comes n another door and locks them in the room and goes to the other door wih a sick smile like the f--kin joker</p><p>he confronts count mantopus andbreaks the champagan bottle and puts it in glasses and drinks to the one who laughs last but barn butt hole wont drink with a fool</p><p>lon dares hi to recognize hi and he sees through his maken up and sees its a devolved lon chaney from b4 and freaks out</p><p>ln sez "u think i;'d let U of all men marry her?" and when count comes attacks lon they fight and i think lon is stabed by a cane and somehow mortally wounded</p><p>he takes out the fake heart and looks bummed and wait, the cane had a sword in it</p><p>they get the key and he puts the sowrnmd away and go to the door and after getting a drink of booze goes to the door but lon sez "remember, da on who laughs last" and they open the door and the lion coems out</p><p>hahaha now ur f==ked booty boys!</p><p>count manicure hfes behidn a table and the lion jumps and mauls his a55 dead and italiano daughter senses something dring her show</p><p>baron blacula bangs on the door for help but the crowd cheering covers it and eventually the lion gets him offscreen</p><p>so lon got his revenfe and the lion is coming for him as often happens when you get revenge and asks the lion to gve him 1 last slap</p><p>a lion tamer comes in andatches the lion back to his place and after looking at his work goes on to do one last show instead of doing medical attention as i guess he dont wanna live anymore</p><p>also in the play he iced the wife and baon with poison and suicided</p><p>lon le chan goes on and does a new show and gets beat aorund and sez clowns make people laugh</p><p>hes bleeding from the wound over his patch heart which is a good metaphor and keels over and chick itlainain comforts hm and he sez their pain is over and now they wil be happy and the clowns cry as they dont wanna get a dr</p><p>and then he died, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and his blood soaked hand holds his fake heart as he held onto his broken heart the rest of his life</p><p>then later we see the chick itlaiano and trapeeze guy on a horse saying "to think, we always laughted at hm" and them we see the spining globe and clowns around it and they throw it off the egde</p><p>the end</p><p>that was good</p><p>kinda surpirized the italiano and trapeeze guy got a happy ending as seastrom often kills everyone</p><p>good lon chaney performance with his visable expressive emotions</p><p>and his make up is well done as usual</p><p>the other actors did well and its got good rmance and heart</p><p>lon was kinda nuts in here after being broken but he broke back the guy who brke him</p><p>kind of a damaged knight saving a princess</p><p>its a well done film with a good number of metaphors in camera and good themes</p><p>Oh and its silent in good b/w and proper fullscreen</p><p>For He Who Gets Slapped 2 I want the cops to be investigating the circus about the laion mauling and its cutting into the circus business. the wife of lon an baron coms by and identifies the body and after finding out lon is the clown who sicked the lion on the baron and count, tries to sue the curcus, and much of it is a courtroom drame, but when she reveals that she was lons woman and left him after her butt buddy took his theory, the jury finds her responsible fr starting the whole thing and she has to pay, not wanting to dreal with it, she goes to her room and eats her gun and wakes up in dante's inferno in the bottom layer of ice for traitors and the baron is there being b0ned by abe lincon. also its a 128 bit mini game collection where you play party games based on crcus acts on dreamcats, gamecube, xbox and ps2 with up to 4 players and thing like animal taming and carnicval cr-p.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-11513791547472663232024-02-09T23:43:00.000-08:002024-02-10T02:11:47.321-08:00The Circus Review<p>Note: i spell clown a55</p><p>The Circus</p><p>This is my review on The Circus from the distant fture year (to Joan Of Arc) of 1928 (100 years before Robotech Season 2 kinda and maybe Transformers Zone)</p><p>Its directed by Charlie Chaplin who did A Night in the Show\The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris</p><p>It syars openly agnostic/gypsy Charlie Chaplin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris, Al Ernest Garcia from The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times, Merna Kennedy from nothing else i saw, Harry Crocker from The Gold Rush\The Big Parade\La Bohème\Show People\City Lights, Henry Bergman from The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\A Woman of Paris\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times, Tiny Sandford from The Gold Rush\Queen Christina\Modern Times\The Great Dictator, John Rand rom The Immigrant\The Gold Rush\City Lights, George Davis from Sherlock Jr.\He Who Gets Slapped\The Phantom of the Opera andv Steve Murphy whos not on soviet back door candy a55 beta male sissy gilry man uso suki jigoku no okama maruta suki aids bag wikipedia</p><p>I think i saw this b4 but its been years</p><p>during title and credits we see a chick in a harness swinging in this crcis tent like sailor moonb super s then this circus show of a chick on horse andclowns</p><p>the ringmaster sez after the show she missed da hoop agan and she sez daddy i ouldnt help it and he throws her to the ground and sez no dinner</p><p>the clowns come o him and he sez they s=ck and their tent audience is low and leaves as if they dont make money they go under</p><p>a pickpocket is fingered ans slips the wallet into chaplins pocket so when srarched he dont have it on him and tails chapl;in to try to get it back</p><p>chaplin emtertains a kid who feeds him a chocolate thing and when the pickpocket grabs the walet fom him, the cop nabs him with his hand in his pants</p><p>the cop returns the wallet to chaplin and hes surprised at all the money and bys food as the pckpocket is taken away and knocks over a cop to escape</p><p>the owner gets the wallet back and calls the cops and chaplin escaps nt a hal of mirrors, which i gotta saym, must be hard to film w/o getting he camera in</p><p>piclpocket gets in the hall after chaplin not nowing he ddont got it and aftersome chaos, chaplin escapes as th op outside sees him</p><p>chaplin fakes being a decoration on a piate ship and pickpocket gets him but both falew being decorations w/ chaplin beating his head but the gut blacks out and cops nab hm</p><p>chaplin gets to the hirror mwze but the cop gets him and in the chaosgets ot and this is how looney toons got the ideas</p><p>in the circs chaplingets on a spinning thin ad is chased by a cop but laps him and falls to nock him oer and runs, to the audience joy</p><p>the show goes on and we get a magic act where this non black magician n attack moe makes a chick vanish and in the bosx next to her is chaplin who runs back in and comes out of yhr blanket</p><p>he goes back out he door and the chick is in the blanket and cop comes at her and chaplin escapes and evades the cop</p><p>the other cop w/ pick pocket finds the chaplin who returns the wallwt and hides behind the tent</p><p>the clowns come on and guys say they s=ck and want chaplin back calling him da funny man and after the show the clowns out of make up eatand wanna share food with chick but she sez dad wont let her</p><p>u want her to be a fatty like the chicks on thr leatning channel/instagram/onlyfans?</p><p>dad takes the food and fnds chaplin and offers him a job and next day chaplin is cooking some cr-p and chases a chicken but doesnt choake it</p><p>he gets an egg and bread and when he goes of thw chick comes out and eats it but chsaplin retins an is mad andknocks over his cooking pot</p><p>he invotes her over and shares food and she sez she lives here and after a talk wthdad, cahopln gave the egg he coked to chick</p><p>he does a try out where he walks around like a homie and dad ringmaster sez he s-cked and is shown how to act by the clowns who hhe said s-cked b4 ad 2 do a bow and arrow thing with an apple and they keep eating it.</p><p>chaplin laghts and when he goes up and falls out of the ring, then is told to eat the apple on his head but donr like it and eats a banana that was in his pocket and hpefully not a mans a55</p><p>they they do the barber act of a guy between 2 barbers who keeps going between chairs d devoves to lubing p with shaving cream</p><p>chaplin laghs and they give him a try and when doing it plays the barber and keeps dodging theshaving cream until hes totally face lubedand spazzes out and while gets cream in his bosses face</p><p>the dad spazzes oput and throws him out and when he leaves this wild a55 comes at him and he runs until a traner gets it</p><p>he meets the chick and has the goo on his fae and she hekps him clean off then the show starts and he sez hes going but she sez thnx for the egg and goes in as the a55 comes for him again</p><p>so the workers had enough of the boss and quit and chamlimis looking in a hole in thecircus tents a55 to see the chick</p><p>1 guy brings backchaplin and tells hi to have the jo and he cleans up the plstes but the a55 comes at him and he runs and people laugh</p><p>The table flips and teres only holes in the table and no thng holding the animals in so them carrying it in had no way to keep the animals there</p><p>he goes back and is told to bring oyt a table and not press a button on it andwhen he does, all these birds come outta the hats on the table and he tries tohandle em</p><p>the property guy sez hes the worst property man but a hit and dont know it and the circs does well</p><p>later the chick is in a harness and high and chaplin throws food to her and she didnt catch it cuz girls s-ck at spirts and it face pies a guy</p><p>dad gets mad and tells the property guy not to let chailm know hes th star</p><p>after cleaning the fish he tries blowing a pill in a ube into a horses mouth and not its a55 and he swallows it and spazzes out</p><p>he runs into the lion cage and is locked in by is own jacka55ery and sneaks around to get out the othe rdoor but theres a tiger on the other side</p><p>a dog comes by and barks at chaplin as dogs are subhuman filth and belong in a korean bbq and chick comes and when he tells her to open the door she faints as women s-ck at things</p><p>the lion wakes u and starts b0ning him as he scrteams and starts liking it</p><p>jk really it comes to him and goes back and rolls around like its mentally challenged and eventually chick pens the door and lets him out and he plays it cook and acts bada55 at the lion</p><p>it roars at him andhe runs and climbs to the top of a pole and acts cool and slides down</p><p>he taks with her and acts cool but a cat comes by and freaks him out and property guy comes by wanting the pill and kicks his a55 to make him barf it out like hitting 1 end of the tract and the shockwave moves it out him</p><p>she sez its gay he works hard and is the star of the show and the corwds love him and dad comes by and beats his daughter for being cr-ppy</p><p>chaplin sez if he keeps hitting her he'd qut and he wants what hes worth and sez 50$ a week and they settle for 100 after haggling</p><p>the show is comming on and a fortune teller sez chick willmarry a dark stranger and he is prancing aroun gayly</p><p>a dapper guy i a suit comes by and chick likes her i mean him and chaplin asks a clown for his ring for 5$</p><p>she tells the fortune teller(witchcraft) she met him, a tightrope walker, and champin hears and gets bummed</p><p>he walks to the woods and jumps off the cliff the thing is next to and the scene fades out</p><p>jk really he does the donkey thing an dafter it he does cr-ppy and when he sees the dapper guy is talking with chick he imagines beating his a55 with an image of him stepping out of himself as a clone like dbz and goj g back in like a stand in jojo but i never saw that</p><p>chimplin and chick watch the dapper guy do the tightrope thing and do jums high up as champin hopes he falls and dies as he wants the girl</p><p>what a ood guy, wishing for an innocents death for his own personal gain</p><p>so he takes off his coat and goes aorund in a speedo and shows and rides a bike down the rope and i think the speedo is leather</p><p>so later champin wants to try tightrope walking and practices on a rope a few feet off the orund</p><p>boss sez to be funny again or he's out ad his next perfomance s-cked</p><p>the dad has enought of this and puts a shot gun in his face and sez "ur dead bone head"</p><p>jk really he sez he gets 1 chance left an throws his daughte to the ground</p><p>but the tightrope guy is out and boss has champin do the act or he's out and hegets dressed</p><p>chick runs off and boss dad sez to a guy to follow her and properety guy sez champin will die but boss sez hes got him insured</p><p>clown sez to take his time and they got an other act aftr getting ready and champin goes out and chick sez he'd bit it but he thinks he'd be ok</p><p>chimplin has a guy rig a harness on his back with a wire to pull him up if he falls and help him jump higher</p><p>chick comes back and sez dont do this and he spazzes out with the wire hitting a power thing and i guess this is in the 20s and and a clown comes out with claminp tights but hes on and goes up dressed like Tuxedo Mask in Sailor oon</p><p>he climbs up the riope on 2 hands with his legs hroizantal like the manmbo and theres a monkeyu up there spazzing out and sh-tting it up</p><p>champ,ojn does tricks ie a hand stand and climbing and posing like a break dancer then uses a long pole and balances on it by laying it on the rope</p><p>the haress comes off anmd campin dont notce amd goofs about but eventually walks backwards</p><p>but monkeys come at him and crawl on him with their filth covered hands and put wrap aroun his face and remove his pants</p><p>1 unhinges the trapeeze and it swings down and knocks him out but he leans n the pole against the tent wall and after falling, crawls on the underside of the rope on a bike and rides down and into a store across the street</p><p>i just ralized as typing that that this movie was never intended to be revewed the way I do it</p><p>dad trhrrows around the daughter and champin comes back and fights him andgets thrown out</p><p>later its night and champin is by a campfire and chick comes to see him andran away from the circus to join home as she's tired of her dad beating her</p><p>she wants him to take her with him and at the circus the dad boss wants to find her</p><p>champin tells tight rope a55 dapper diaper that she ran away and gives him a ring</p><p>the next da chaplin is htoewing rce and chick maired dapper guy and at the circus he sez shes his now and boss who looks ethnic has to be nice to her</p><p>heshoves champins a55 off and wants dapper guy to keep up the show and woman chick sez to bring champin and he agree and gives him the a55 end wagon</p><p>the cricus wagons go off like gypsy wagons foing to anothern slavic land to steal from and sodomize and cham=pin is left behind in the circle the circis was in</p><p>he picks up a piece of circus paper from the hoop jup through and walks off into the background and the camer closes around him</p><p>the end</p><p>thats quuite good</p><p>classic chaplin humor and heart</p><p>its got good gags and you feel for some characters</p><p>the stunts are fun and its well fulmed</p><p>nothing wrong with it and its got a few clever ideas that i didnt see coming</p><p>the dapper guys coming outta nowhere and not really having much personality built up, but just showing up and helping was like overload in transformers armada but its ok</p><p>its only like an hour and is pretty clean and wholesome with the chaplin laugh and teas thing</p><p>glad i saw it again, it holds up</p><p>For the circus 2 I want it to be about the circs going around as the chick is made to eat by her dad as punishment for failure and staring her dont work. eventual;ly she's too big to walk and is the fat lady and they go around finding more freaks and become a freak show. Also its a n 8 bit point and clicjk adventure on sega master system and game gear, game boy and nes, tg16 and atari lynx and jaguar i mean 7800 where you play as the dad/boss and have min games of feeding her and going around town to scout for new freaks</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-58774298283256409792024-02-03T20:45:00.000-08:002024-02-03T20:45:22.271-08:00The Outriders Review<p> Note: i spell bad but i;m not outed</p><p>The Outriders</p><p>This is my review on The Outriders from he distant future year to american hero Jefferson Davis of 1950(80 years befoe the 2nd Robotech War)</p><p>Its directed by Roy Rowland who did nothing I saw</p><p>It stars Joel McCrea from Torrent\Dynamite\Bird of Paradise\The Most Dangerous Game\The First Texan, Arlene Dahl from nothing I saw but her son was Lorenzo Lamas from Snake Eater 2 The Drug Buster, Barry Sullivan fro0m Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here\Oh, G=d!, Claude Jarman Jr. from The Yearling, the occult commie James Whitmore fom The Red Badge of Courage\Them!\the 60s The Twilight Zone\Planet of the Apes 001\The Shawshank Redemption, Ramon Novarro from the GOOD The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse\the 20s The Prisoner of Zenda\the 20s Scaramouche\Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ\The Student Prince, Jeff Corey from Miracle on 34th Street\InCold Blood\Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid\Beneath the Planet of the Apes\Little Big Man\Oh, G=d!\The Wild Geese\Conan the Destroyer\Fist of the North Star the 80s movie\Star Trek\Little House on the Prairie\Spider-Man: The Animated Series, Ted de Corsia from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea\Spartacus, Martin Garralaga from The Charge of the Light Brigade/Casablanca\The Outlaw\For Whom the Bell Tolls\Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla\The Snows of Kilimanjaro, Harry Tenbrook from Coney Island\The Mysterious Island\Scarface\20,000 Years in Sing Sing\King Kong\Son of Kong/the 30s The Count of Monte Cristo\Mary of Scotland\Stagecoach\Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\The Shadow\The Grapes of Wrath\The Ghost of Frankenstein\Abilene Town\Fort Apach\Santa Fe\Singin' in the Rain\The Quiet Man\Calamity Jane\Inherit the Wind.</p><p>I never saw this b4 but joel is pretty good</p><p>so its ij color and proper fullscreen and by mgm adna after title and credis we get text saying its a camp in missouri in the last yar of the alleged civil war</p><p>the honorable confederates are sent on a walk as they are said to be filthy and are prisoners of the evil union</p><p>the unionites end the confederate heroes to this pond to clean off and 2 come up to a guard as a third gets him from beind and they ice him</p><p>they escape and and hounds are heard and they go through a water thing then 2 wanna go back to their units to aid the confederacy but main guy by jo el wants get back to new orleans where tommy wuiseau is from and live</p><p>they hide in a barn and jack soem clothes and come across a cabin and the people share breakfast in the afternoon</p><p>the cabin dad sez some guys bushwacked these guys and it was murder, but when asked why the men aint in uniforme, 1 guy sez he was wounded and dad mentions the prison break and goes to feed the hogs</p><p>after he rides off the trio hears and takes mom at knifepoint and asks how he knew and son from the yearling sez "you lalled it pittsburg landing where u was caught and yankees call it shiloh"</p><p>candy a55 norway rated this 16+ and soviet germany was 12+ while back door sweden was 15+</p><p>so the trio goes after the dad and1 of em f'd out and fell off his horse cuz hes croppled or w/e so they send the horses off andhide in the plants as the yankees run by</p><p>then they turn around and seea buncha cowboys andare taken by them toa place by a cave and meet the leader whos on their side and they are happy</p><p>after saying how they got in the war and the group was irreguals who went raiding and leader inites em to join but hints he'd ice em if they didnt</p><p>they talk on if they otta join as leader is raiding villages and 1 guy sez his boy got it at the war dawn</p><p>some guys come back after being wounded in something but i wasnt paying attention. also soon a texas guy is comming with a million $ in gold and leader wants em to jack it for the glory of the confederacyy as 1 of em nows the area</p><p>so the trio goes off and wanna see chicks and dancers and eventually get to ton and see a chick speaking mexican and offer to help this mexico get past the apache but are turned down and told if they come in 200 yards they get fired on</p><p>they plan an ambush but thre apache attack and the cowboys i mean trio attacks and kicks up a lot of dust like d w griffith to make it hard to see how many there are and save the wagon guys and are thanked and welcomed in as b4 the wagon guys couldnt be sure as they were strangers</p><p>later the mexico speaking chick sez her man got it in the war and shes got a guy who helps protect her as she goes to some place</p><p>so at night the guy is young and ut on guard duty and as it storms and rains he fires on something and it spooked the horses and they spazz out and run</p><p>after collecting the horses all night the men want sleep butthe opawnee dont sleep so they get 30 mins to handle things</p><p>main guy takes the heat for firing the shot and his non crippled homie wants him not to go after the chick as he wants to keep him himself and i hpe dont wanna b0ne him like brokeback mountain</p><p>the convoy goes on and is tired but its pawnee country and they come across a swarm of indians who wants calico then intead wants 10 ponys as i guess they like my little pony and wanna b0ne em</p><p>they give em 10 then he wants the rest and i think hes being mugged by these malontents</p><p>so they give up their ponies to the red man as they dont wanna be skinned and eaten andontinue on their way</p><p>at night the guys are bummed and they have booze and get drunk and dance and some guys play the chciksin the dance which isn a bit suspect</p><p>also alcohol makes you do things you'd normally not do, so after a few drinks, you wake up the next day, in bed with 15 guys! You: What did we do?! guy: What DISN'T we do?! (Smkes igarrette with his butt)</p><p>later the 1 chick comes out and the guys dance with her one by one and its clean and not b0ning but the main guy is malcontent over it</p><p>so main guy dances with the chick andshe likes him and later not crippled guy sez main guy is being distracted from his mission and when he sez a dead girl is in the way he slugs non cripple and non cripple sez he ant let him behind him as he cant trust main guy</p><p>in day light they go on an the river has the runs and is overflowing and they camp by it</p><p>main guy i think wants to use a rope and a raft on it across the river to pull the cr-p across and he sez he cant swim and they chp down trees and he rides a horse across with a rope as horses can swim and this means bikini beach ps of my little pony with the horse babes in skimpy swinsuits andfighting tentacle monsters like in anime</p><p>so thy use the rope to pull the raft wityh horses and cr-p on it and as they bring 1 over a log nails the raft and knockes the cart in the river</p><p>the men leave the last wagon behind and ride horses in the water like a river horse or hippopotamus and as the young guy who was on guard and the main chiks ally ro w/e goes across, his horse wiggs out and he falls in the river and was swept off</p><p>dont worry, we didnt find the body so he's gonna come back in the sequel and be manlier and want revenge like the guys in saint seiya</p><p>main guy comforts the chick whos bummed her homie went to h e double soviet california and latwr the guys are going along and meet a man who tells em the wars over and Amercia lost</p><p>many cleebr8 and da trio is bun=mmed and non crippled guy sez the leader is gonna be a renegade like john brown and attack for fun instead of using the Flag of the South to cover his attacks and is a bandit</p><p>main guy gets non cripple at gunpoint for wanting to get the money for himself and crippled homie wanted to stll raid the thing and split the mney woth cripple but cripple thinks non cripple would cap him</p><p>they tie up non cripled homie and come out to the convoy they were leading em into a trap and the mexicoes are mad they were gonna be f;d but they have main guy ride ahead of em as they go on another way</p><p>the leaders guys attack and theres a chase and eventually the wagons stop and stand their ground for a gunfight</p><p>the riaders run off and main guy ez the raiders werent expecting fight but wanted a night raid shadow legends with the crew asleep</p><p>the leader i tink comes across with a white flag and offers a reasonable exchange and kidney cripple caps him from the trench and a hockey game breaks out</p><p>lader of the convoy gets it and the priest does a Catholic thing for his soul</p><p>non cripple sez now theres a bigger share for the survuvors and offers a scuzzy guy a piece of the action an scuzzo cuts him fre</p><p>main guy wants to loop around and get em from behind and main guy finds scuzzmo with a knife in his back and the cut ropes</p><p>later its tinted to be night and some guys sneak across to ice the enemy and when the enemy comes they open fire on em</p><p>main guy and crippled guy come in the woods and cap someone who sez its non crippled guy who claims to be shot in the gut and wants water, so when he asks how many shots his got, he sez none no mail guy empties his gun into him and finds he had several shots left</p><p>then main guy coems back and crippled guy didnt get it which i kinda thought he would and main guy smooches the only chick in the movie as he dont wanna go prison gay.</p><p>the end\</p><p>That was pretty good</p><p>nice story thats clean and interesting with good characters</p><p>Good coloring and effects with ni ce action</p><p>goes by at a good rate w/ less drag and good flow</p><p>holds atention and has nice feel with a gocool side srtory to the alleged civil war</p><p>i like how its not like modern revisionist things making the civil war about slavery and the evil south and innocent north</p><p>good thing on past friends falli g out and unlike most thi gs they dont reconsile but 1 bites it</p><p>its got some roughin but feels lighter and not dark/depressing</p><p>For The Outriders II I want it to be about theyoung guy who was swept off in the river and how he went into an underground cave with and found an inner city thats connected to the sea tby underground caves andhas jellyfish people that wavva vicisect him, but he rebukes them in wth Holy Words and they recoil as they are actually sea daemons frinm the hollow earth. also its a 128 bit adventure game like Castlevania 64 but good like Castlevania Legacy Of Darkness on Dreamcast/GameCube/PS2/XboX where you use holy words to rebuke and fight off the jellyfish people to get through the underground city and rig it to self detonate to send em back to h e double california and get out b4 it blows.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-21126963315285800482024-01-29T01:43:00.000-08:002024-01-29T01:43:53.009-08:00Young Billy Young Review<p> Note: I spell like billy ffrtom midnight express after being in the minkey house</p><p>Young Billy Young</p><p>This is my review on Young Billy Young from the distant futyre year to Caligula of 1969 (60 years before robotech season 2 and 50 before blade runner 001)</p><p>Its rdredctal by Burt Kennedy who did The War Wagon\Support Your Local Sheriff!\Dirty Dingus Magee(was da p0rb0?)\Support Your Local Gunfighter\Hannie Caulder\The Alamo: 13 Days to Glory\Suburban Commando</p><p>it stars openly bada55 Robert Mitchum from Crossfire\Blood on the Moon\The Night of the Hunter\The Sundowners\Cape Fear\Scrooged\da 90s Cape Fear, Angie Dickinson from The Black Whip\Death Hunt\Judging Amy, Robert Walker jr from Star Trek\The War Wagon\Easy Rider, David Carradine from Kill Bill: Volume 1\Kill Bill: Volume 2\Kung Fu: The Legend Continues\Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman\Lizzie McGuire\Jackie Chan Adventures\King of the Hill\Danny Phantom, Jack Kelly fro0m The Violent Men\Forbidden Planet\60s Batman\The Incredible Hulk, John Anderson frtom Psycho\The Twilight Zone\1961 The Rifleman\The Rockford Files\The Incredible Hulk\M*A*S*H, Paul Fix from 30s ace\Angel and the Badman\Red River\Hondo\Giant\The Bad Seed\To Kill A Mockingbird\Dirty Dingus Magee\Night of the Lepus/Cahill U.S. Marshal, Willis Bouchey from From Here to Eternity\Them!\50s ar Is Born\The Violent Men\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\Panic in Year Zero!\How the West Was Won\Dirty Dingus Magee (Which i never saw but i like the name. its like bacterian from dragon ball whjo b0ned android 18 with his rotting b0ner), Parely Baer from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/The Rifleman/Dennis the Menace/The Andy Griffith Show/the 60s The Outer Limits/My Favorite Martian/the 60s The Addams Family\I Dream of Jeannie/Charlie's Angels/The Incredible Hulk\Little House on the Prairie\The A-Team/Growing Pains/Quantum Leap\Mad About You\The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Rodolfo Acosta from Hondo\One-Eyed Jacks\How the West Was Won\The Greatest Story Ever Told, dead martin jr Deana Martin from cr-p i never saw and Bob Anderson whos not on soviet candy a55 back door banana crammer soy boy beta male necro pedo aifds bag wiener cleaner candy a55 frooty booty wikipeidea</p><p>I never saw this but i like Mitchum</p><p>So it startrs witha train sh-tting smoke in the air in a good camera move to credits and title as it goes by and a song plays</p><p>they get to soviet mexico and some uysare brought to te train as 2 American guys dressed like clint eastwood sneak on with the horses on</p><p>the guys brought out are shot like unionites ota be and their bodies lreft to rot as a lesson to those who dsupport unionizatiopn</p><p>in America its The Ice Cream Man going around, In mexico; its the firing squad going around</p><p>the train leaves and sh-ts jet black smoke in the air as mexico has really cr-ppy air abs smwells and people and animals and water and governmrent and food</p><p>so the mexicos drink and make out with babes in a car and the American jump in and cap the solduer, jack the horses and book it as the mexicoes fire on em and sme case enm</p><p>after escaping the mexicoes1 1 falls and catches a muel and goe son to meet robert michum who tells him not to water his a55 inthat stream, but when he dont care he sez; its ur a55</p><p>the a55 sinks in the muck and the guy attempts to swim back as mutchum gets his horse ready and ignores him</p><p>the guy wants help t get his run off a55 but michum dont care and rides off</p><p>mithum goes totown looking like John Wayne and is told to collect taxes but he dont wanna do it until he hears who he's getting the ctaxes from and agrees</p><p>in a card game thre a55 man gets f'd and sez the guy chrated and the guy is gonna cap him but the a55 man caps him and sez to get the sherruf but the guy he capped was the sherrif but not the deputy</p><p>michum gets a55 man and pays for the issue and pays a55guy's losse snd hires him to come with him and they ride off as a55 man has a horse not an a55 anymore as his a55 left him</p><p>mayeb his a55 had a hole in it</p><p>michum sez the law has 2 sides, the nice sie and the mean one and wacking the sherrf puts him on the bad side but he'd help him escape and gives him adivce and if theyd might meet up again</p><p>so they split uop and a55man goed across the mad max violence jack desert but not apocalypse zero as theres no crothc monsters and ruined buildings and it rains after a while</p><p>later mcihem knockes out a55man and when he akes up hes p-ssed and michem se better a dent than a bullet like other guys would do and the a55man is young, billy youngyhats the title) and michum is kane</p><p>kaine wants to bring back door billy in and blly pulls a gun but j=rked it off and it jams and kane fixes it and sez hes a j=rkoff and he's gonna ry to help him and say the sherrif capping was a fair fight and they go off</p><p>they met up with a stagecoach and theres a chick in there and they go with em in a long bunch of shots of them going across the wasteland andmusic playing</p><p>eventually some horsemen come after em and they poke outta the coach and fire on em aiming back like arnold in the last action hero</p><p>the horsemen stop and 1 is david caragine and he looks liek hes mongoloain with those eyes</p><p>at night and not tinted day they make it to town and billy has to get the chickt o a safe lace and kane goes to some place and lighrt a gas thing and a fire goes up and he looks at the jail of empty cellls</p><p>the difference of a jeweler and a jailer; 1 sells watches, 1 watches cells</p><p>michem kaine has a viet nam flashback of being in the rain and someone being ded and a guy comes in and tlels him the town is not ready for the law and kane sez they got til ddaylight to get ready nd he was sent by some guy from kansas</p><p>the guy sez he has investments and encourtages him to do things his way but kane dont consent and if he's not outta reach in 5 seconds hes gonna lay him out and when the guy calls him a fool kaine slugs him out</p><p>billy beats a guy as i song guiles theme and the people cheer like street fighter andbilly got his buns beart and a h00ker or dancer sez to enjoy the rest of the show and they go in to see chirls doing the can can</p><p>we're 1 hole hour in and not much happened but it didnt feel it, this has good flow and dont drag</p><p>so kichum kae goes backa md sees a gy b0ning a chick and looks around the rooms and finds the h00jer from b4 names lilly like the weddign peach chick who sez shes on his side and to warn him about joh behan who kane slugged out and knows kane is after frank boone not pat boone and saw him out the night IT happened and she remembers and knows he wants boone</p><p>also boone wants him dead if he finds out kane is after him and offers him a place to stay and he sez he'd pay 2 $ which was a lot of money in the 1800s but today it sounds low to buy a 2 dollar h--ker and she sez its on the house but he chooses to pay</p><p>kane goes to her place and has a fleshbeck to someone getting campped and im finding the corpse in the rain and trippy things</p><p>h==ker comes in and he catches her but sees its her and she sez she was trying to be quiet inc ase he slept and she sez she had a fight wth a guy over him staying wih her and if he makes an issue it might end her job</p><p>he sez to take her clothes off likke hes a hollywood producer and to start a fire and she gets in the bath with suds covrumng he nips</p><p>they have a drink and talk of how she wanted to leave the h--ker tade but no man would hve her as a wife, only a b0ning and shes bad inside but when kane leaves she sez not to go</p><p>dont b0ne her shes had so many guys, shes got the aids!</p><p>in the daytime kane waes up billy in jail after his fight and sez he l;ocked up billy for 5 days for dsturbing the peace but billy sez the guy diteched billy for dead whrn the mexicoes came for em</p><p>also the chick on the coach came in and sez that the other sherrifs got it and hes not last but kane sez he was charged with murder in all his towns je ran and didnt wait fr the bad guy to shoot 1st to see if he was bad like hsn did in star wars insad o han solo in star wars when he other guy shoots 1s</p><p>kane sez to be his deputy and he dont wanna and goes to see coach chick whos bonde and her dad is a dr and she sez kane iced a bunxha gus cuz h likes icing guys</p><p>a guy beats on h--ker for going against him and uses his belt on her a55 but kane comes in, beats the guy off (not the wa she does) and tends to her wounds with cheap whisky on em</p><p>he goes to see a dr who she tells him is this guy whos i think the blondes dad and billy fight mogloian carridine over leaving him to die and mogol sez sorry bt it turned outvok and they patxh things up</p><p>a guy offers them a job and at night dr dad sez lill is gonna be ok and sez he remembered michem as he tried to keep kaines boy aive but there was no chance and kaine dont in this town either and sez to get out</p><p>a sniper opens fire on him and kane dodges but the sniper gets away like the guy on the grassy gnoll and kane gets the gun but dr get sent to h e double soviet califonia</p><p>kane coes in and sez its billys rifle and his moldgold partner sez he was ust shooting wild and kane cr-ppily slaps him and will end him if he gets his gun</p><p>kane i gonna jail him but billy sez thats boones son and its what boone wants to come running and upon hearing this, we cut to the next day and thers a service for the dr and boone jr the nopngpil.id is in ail and michem is guarding hm</p><p>lilly the h--ker bt not the weddin peach girl comes out and the beater tries to talk her outta lraving saying its gonna be the same elsewhere and despite faking being pure shes a 2 $ night(she slaps him)</p><p>its like niji in naruto saying people dont hange but i rocky 4 he sez we can change andhe was kenshiro who can kick nenis cansy a55</p><p>billy stells kane therex a bunxha guys comming an kaine is gonna use monglioiod as a hostage and if they try anything he'd wasye him</p><p>billy sez its muder but kane explains that he dont care</p><p>it ains and boone sez slugged guy f'd up letting his devolved son get near kne and they gotta get him outlilly brings billy in andges changed and tells him how boone iced kane jr and a woman aided boone and billy sez if kane ies the enemy son hes no better than him</p><p>in daytime back door billy comes in and esaps being capped to get n the jail and slugs out kane to let mogloiod out b when kane come to he tells kane he did it to settle thinhs so kane wont make a misake hed regret his life</p><p>the bads kerp firing at em and kane sez rhey are tryi g to end him and in the bar mongoilioid sez to stop but slugged guy trys stopping him at gunpoint, oly for mpinsoond to wasye him with a sjotgun blast</p><p>after a few snipers get it the gunfire stops and kane talks of jacking horse but not like tom green and when billy sez he'd tak the tin star kane beats him out, ocks him in a cell and makes a run for it to d horses while firing on him like an arnold filn</p><p>the coach driver comes in and pcks up kane and books it but boone is in the road and they fire and kane wasyes him</p><p>later billy ada55 b--chckes is te deputee marshall and monogpiods in jail til the circuit judge comes in</p><p>kane carrs off h--ker lily like a chad nd takes her off to ge marrie and they ide off on a coach</p><p>the end</p><p>that was good</p><p>nice flow and it dont drag and goes by at a good pace but isnt boring</p><p>good teaists and acting and music and was ell filmed</p><p>irs based on da book Who Rides with Wyatt by Heck Allen thart i never read as I'm not s book guy</p><p>Mitchum did well and had that John Wayne Vibe and back door billy played his part of the impertinent youth well</p><p>Its a cool story and is only like 80 mins but with adds was 2 hours, so they added like 40 mins of adds</p><p>I liked it and Robert Mitchum is quite bada55 and can play heroes and bad guys like Frank Welker or Peter cullen did</p><p>For Young Billy Young II I wangt it to be a trial of the son who was the billys partne and details of billys past come out and people turn on him for stuff he did before turning good, so seeing the village is unforgiving and betrayed him, he frees his partner and they sneak around the village at night and take out all the guys who turne don em. Alo is a 128 bit 3rd person shooter o dreamcast, gamecube, ps and xbox whewre you play as billy and his partner and use stealth and wack guys while finding keys to open doors to certain areas to ice the higher ips.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-67448010691453364612024-01-26T20:02:00.000-08:002024-01-26T20:02:50.766-08:00Saskatchewan Review<p> note; i spell american, not canadia, no extra u's</p><p>Saskatchewan</p><p>This is my review on Saskatchewan frok the distant futre year o the right honorable john a macdonald of 1954 (30 years before transformers happened)</p><p>Its directal by Raoul Walsh who did the 20s The Thief of Bag dad\Sadie Thompson\White Heat\Captain Horatio Hornblower\Blackbeard the Pirate\The Lawless Breed, </p><p>It stars Alan Ladd from Citizen Kane\My Favorite Brunette\Shane\The Big Land\The Proud Rebel, Shelley Winters from Red River\The Night of the Hunter\The Diary of Anne Frank\1965<span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>The Greatest Story Ever Told\A Patch of Blue(one of the best ive seen, such love and beauty)\The Poseidon Adventure\Cleopatra Jones\Pete's Dragon\60s Batman\Frosty's Winter Wonderland\Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, J. Carrol Naish from The Hatchet Man\Southerner\The Beast with Five Fingers, hugh o brien from d o a/ the lawless breed, Robert Douglas from The Adventures of Don Juan\Ivanhoe, George J. Lewis from Casablanca\Shane\7 Faces of Dr. Lao\6-s Batman, rickard long (dick long(tee hee)) from Cult of the Cobra\House on Haunted Hill\The Twilight Zone, Jay Silverheels from Kit Carson\Key Largo, Frank Chase from Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, Lowell Gilmore from The Picture of Dorian Gray\Plymouth Adventure, Anthony Caruso from My Favorite Brunette\Blackbeard the Pirate\60s Star Trek, and a buncha guys not on candy a55 beta male soy boy banana crammer sodom bomttm frooty booty aids bag chimpus olympus monky junkie liar liar a55 on fire(and full of spurnm) cripple nipples wikipeia</p><p>i missed the 1st min or so but its got thiscowboy with a red guy in the mountainous forrests of Saskatchewan and they come across a burned out wagon thing and a gy there fires a tem</p><p>he catches the guy and its a curvy blonde and cowboy wh coaught her asks why she did it and she sez she was attacked by dindians and is scared by his red friend but he is a good one</p><p>shes from souther and is going to battelford whith nowadays is a cessopole of crime and like 8 guys are doing most of it, so we know who to string up to save the town from maniacs attacking gaijin in stores with axes</p><p>they go on togtehr and see a rainbow by a waterfall and are going to this fort as he and hsi indian were snowed in all winter and when the guys were getting ready, she jacked a horde but not 0ff like in freddy got fingered and escapes but some indians see her and chase as they want her blonde flesh like their cousins the mexicoes</p><p>cowboy whos a mountie caps 1 and the rest scatter like roaches when the lights to on or mexicans when you call immigration and the red friedn recognizes it as an american suu tribe and they go to the fort</p><p>wait i think its an idnain camp and they talk about what kinda man main guy is and hes in his mountie outfit</p><p>he talks wioth a frenchie about how the suu are on gee haad after facing The Right Honorable George Armstrong Custer and it is a fort and theres mounties there and when the head mountie sez for main guys indian to surrender his fire arm, the red man escapes and he is like main guys borther and the brittishy commander sez for main guy to taie his gun</p><p>in America we have the 2nd ammendment to allow us to protect outselves, in soviet canadca, they are subserviant to the regent</p><p>so frenchie sez the reds cant hutnt w.o guns even though they had bow/arrows for centureis since after gettng there after noahs flood and the suu took out Custer and are on gee haad and frenchie has booze as hes a frenchie and sez its medicine</p><p>if this was mae today he'd be from korea or india as the ethnic character</p><p>so main guy goes to the chief who sez for rted friend to give up his gun but red freind is mad that his people went candya55 and submit to the gov that he knows is gonna f wem up but they go with it cuz its easier and they trust the gov, like the guys who get injected with poison and liquid autism cuz the gov sez its good</p><p>he gives main guy his gun and sez hes no longer friends cuz of a political disagreement and took back this charm main guy had over 1 dispute and throwing away years of friendship over it</p><p>blonde goes to shower in the river cuz the men look at her bod in the bath house and a guy sez she is under arrest for wasting a guy who loved her and she gets dressed in a bush thats now geoege</p><p>to brit commander talkx about the suu attacking and teaming up with the cree and they are closing the base but main guy sez its thr govs fault for p-ssing off the reds and treating em like enemies</p><p>so they bring blonde along as shes a risoner and the mounties clear out and1 guy sez amercia dont treat the reds as bad or something</p><p>the suu and cree team up like the soviets and the brits in ww2 with their attacks on germany and the mounties go on by the place the blondes coach was atta cked</p><p>they go on and some indians come by and its the cree and ask for guns/ammo to hunt and feed their kind but 1 jacks a rifle and runs so a guy fires on the thief and one shots him</p><p>the main guy sez not to cap a gun in the back but the capper sez he stole his gun and the head brit agrees</p><p>frenchie sez they otta ice the wigtnesses so they dont team up and with the suu and britmo agrees and has em rounded up</p><p>main guy sez in night thats tinted day thathe was adopted by the red firends dad and was found under a burning wagon and chose the nalme o roukre like the poultergeist kid and like her how she was there and she wishes to start with a new name and place</p><p>blonde has the indian capper come by and asks about going with him and she dont wanna</p><p>the horees of the guys who went out come back a the riderd are probably beign eaten alive and the troop goes on w/o em</p><p>also these canadians are played by americans in what i can call moose face</p><p>they cross the river and a wagon is stuck andthe reds attack and its da suu andthey are gonna get the ammo and gunpowder so they fire on it and blow it with a red in it</p><p>so after blowing the part of their vehicle and cutting to them in a different place w/o showing the battle after it blowing like i transformers the movie, the brit mo sez for main guy to do something and he sez no and when told to arrest him the men dont wanna and he pulls a gun on his own men like f-kin megaton or starscream</p><p>main guy walks up to him and the brit mo fires but theres no bullets and main guy slaps it away and takes command like cheetor in beast machines and brit mo is butt hurt like the brits usually are afte the Free Man rises again t em like Mel Gibson</p><p>ain guy tells da frenchie he saw him rempty his gun at the suu and didnt reload and he didnt thnk he'd fire an they movie out\</p><p>they are going to fletcher pass and brit mo is offered a chance to go off but he wants to stay to have a record of his acts for the court marshall</p><p>they go on and see the reds and its da cree like in avengers but thats bthe kree but its like mortal kombat and its like the whole cree nation and are gonna meet the suu to unite like cobra and the decepticons</p><p>a guy who show the guy who stole his gun is spazzing out and the indians hear him and they book it and main guy gives brit mo a loaded gun which is odd as the brits fear em as guns are manly and cool unline thise sissy englishmen</p><p>they go in the river so the reds cant follow thei trail and indian capper is kinda f'd</p><p>also this is in proper fullscreen and in good color</p><p>later the indian capper and the guy who was spazzing out is a different guy sezs to leave the spazz behind but main guy sez no and chick talks with brit about hwo they have things in common</p><p>chcik tends to spazz but indfian capper pulls her awaya nd sez to let him die, she slaps him, he smakc he sand main guy slugs him</p><p>chick talx with main guy and he sez he chose the name Thomas like Tommy in Power Rangers and Tommy WiseauGreen/Six the infamous directors</p><p>they hearcalls in the woods and its probablyu sasquatch and frenchie makes calls as main guy goes around and they fight some reds in face paint like mad max guys</p><p>main guy takes on 2 guys in little clothing in face paintand does well until frenchie joins in and chops him up with a hatchet like doble dragon</p><p>they get rady to book it andspazz sez to leave him to die and spazz has a gun hole in his side from b4 and main guy gets hi to come</p><p>spazz taks with blonde about things and they made it to a lake or we andthe suu are comming in an hour but main guy sez they can get to the trappers cabin getta hotse and gett da f==k outta here</p><p>update, Jay Silverheels was from canada, so hes not in mooseface, like how birth of a nation had a few africanized actors with some in make up</p><p>so the cree and suu are together and its a mass hoarde and sitting bull and crazy horse are there fresh off their win of Saint Custer</p><p>at night thats really day and tinted, the canadians swin and steal canues as the reds party and do their rituals and in the real version were probaly b0ning</p><p>the mounties load the boats with their cr-p and guy who capped indian tries to make blonde come with him but she dont wanna and when he struggles with her she outs him as the guy who iced her bf his brtother</p><p>he pulls a gun on main guy and britmo caps him and its like in anta fe trail how the rehegade john brown capped the trautor</p><p>the shot alearts the reds who chase in canoes as they didnrt have cars in the 1870s</p><p>they get to land and msin guy lights the powder andas the res get there it blows em and frenchie sez the reds got scouts and main guy is going out but chick sez she wants to go off with him now that the trth is outed but he stays ans she goes off in a canue as they didnt ave roads in canada yet</p><p>so main guy comes back to the reds as a friend and son not as a cop and offers peace but cheif sz if they dont side witn em, the suu will see em as enemies and waste em</p><p>ex pbrother wait its a suu wants to scalp him but chief sez no scalping in ca,p and when asked why hes friend with em, cheif sez they got no other friends</p><p>main guy is gonna get em guns and ammo so they dont gotta join the suu and goes back to da future i mean fort and tells da higher ups he promised them guns and ammo but higher up sez hes gonna meet with em and has main guy arrested</p><p>brit mo stands up fior main guy and in jauil min guy is told spazz is recovering and frenchie sez this is a better jail than what he was in b4, whch means they aint b0ning him as much, or more, not sure how it is with frenchies</p><p>oh and higher up sez the suu will be trated better in canada but ignores the act that they/them wanna take over and remove/enslave the Whites/africanized/asians</p><p>ex brother comes by and chick attracts the guard so ex bro cantalk to main guy then capture guard and free the men</p><p>the freed inmates get guns as the base emptied to meet the suu and when they get there its a trap and a swarm of reds attackas the mounties scatter like cockroaches when the light comes on</p><p>as the mounties get f'dthe inmates bring firearms to the cree who ride in like in Birth Of A Nationand save the day</p><p>Red Vs Red! Just like most of history!</p><p>after the suu escape to Montana from fearing the cree and proably the unspeakable things they know will happen when caught by em the chief sez he has been shown that the cree are like chuildren to the gov and will spread word to the rest of te indian tribes to have peace in canada between reds and whites</p><p>how realistic, like in Robin Hood how Errol Flynn got normans and saons to live in peace</p><p>main guy gets to go to montana with blonde and frenchie's indian woman has another kid and he wants to name it napoleon cuz hes a frenchie bj its a cjuuk so he sez josephne</p><p>thats rqcist</p><p>so it ends with text saying thanks canada wor working with us</p><p>the end</p><p>that was pretty good</p><p>its said to be near Fort Saskatchewan in present-day Alberta, Canada. Shooting took place in Banff National Park not far from the headwaters of the Saskatchewan River.</p><p>good colpr and music and acting</p><p>it domt drag and has some flow and the stoy is col with some good messages</p><p>a bit hokey but its 50s and holds up bit malcontents w/i brains might spazz out over it</p><p>i liked it and its got some nice action and human interest</p><p>At least it didnt depict canada as a frozen wasteland o igloos and wooly rhinos and lumber jacks and cannibals</p><p>For Saskatchewan II I want the suu to tam up with sasquatch andlaubch an attack on canada and take it over, but some escape and make it to Japan and get Ex Samurai to come over wih weapons that summon Yokai and fight em off and beat the 8 key points in canada to send the sasquatch back to h e doble dants inerno. Also its an 8 bit Jrpg on Nes, Game Boy, Game Gear, Master System TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you play as the Mountie and he gets Samura (not samourai as the french are c=ck suckers who cant spell, also the word isnt french and they are befouling it with their devolved protoculture that is not meant for our blue and pure world) who are awaiting him in key points ad have Yokai summoning weapoms that when enogh Ki is charged, can summon a super attack Yokai move.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-23091556455088510192024-01-22T23:58:00.000-08:002024-01-22T23:58:39.124-08:00Coroner Creek Review<p> Note: I spell like I got corn in my a55</p><p>Coroner Creek</p><p>Tghi is my recirew on Coroner Creek from the diztant future year (o D W Griffith) pf 1948 (75 years before Robotech II The Sentnels)</p><p>its directal by Ray Enright who did nothing I saw</p><p>it stars Randolph Scott from Dynamite\the 30s The Last of the Mohicans\the 1939 Jesse James\Captain Kidd\Abilene Town\Santa Fe\Seven Men from Now, Marguerite Chapman from The Seven Year Itch, George Macready from Julius Caesar\The Rifleman\the 60s The Twilight Zone, Sally Eilers from Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans\The Crowd, Edgar Buchanan from Abilene Town\The Big Trees\the 50sThe War of the Worlds\McLintock!\The Man from Button Willow\The Andy Griffith Show\the 60s The Twilight Zone\The Beverly Hillbillies, Barbara Read from noting i saw, Wallace Ford from Freaks\Blood on the Sun\A Patch of Blue\The Andy Griffith Show, Forrest Tucker from The Yearling\Chisum\Little House on the Prairie, Joe Sawyer from Arsene Lupin\The Walking Dead\The Grapes of Wrath\Santa Fe Trail\Sergeant York\The Outlaw, William Bishop ftom Cripple Creek, Russell Simpson from The Trail of '98\the 30s Abraham Lincoln\Valley of the Giants\The Grapes of Wrath\the 40s Boy and His Dog\Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Douglas Fowley from Mighty Joe Young\da 50s Angels in the Outfield\Singin' in the Rain\The Lone Gun/The Andy Griffith Show\7 Faces of Dr. Lao, and Lee Bennett whos not on back door, soy boy, beta male, candy a55, wiener cleaner, sodom botyo, aids bag, frooty booty, banana crammer, cmmie, hippie, stoner, vegan, peta, gender offender, monkey junkie, soviet, wikipedia.</p><p>i never saw this but its based on a book i never read</p><p>after credits in colored fullscreen we egtindians attacking a coach and this White took a girl in it</p><p>then we wee randolf in town and the color took a drop and seems deader</p><p>rand ants to do something and his homie sez to be patient anf they ride off to this indian town and talk to an indian with a crippled arm from getting capped who sez a White Man got these dnans drunk and got em to jakc a coach by saying he;d get em rich and he iced the passengers and took the girl captive and days later she seppukued with a knife</p><p>i think he b0ned her a lot and the White Man is blonde/blue eyed/manly/strong/has a face sca on his cheek (Zee Ubermwnch!)</p><p>So rand wants to catch and ice the guy who did it and is trying to get back payrole jacked from the robbery and goes offsearching severyal places like abeline and tombstone and tuson</p><p>the clors get better and worse at time sand this is like in evolution worlds how they skipped a lot of the 1t evlution game when brought to gamecube</p><p>he winds up at coroner creek i think and goes by a building tp rent rooms i think and opens room 9 after checking the book, but its really room 6 he got and theres a chick in the room caring for a drnk girl</p><p>lady wants him to bring drink girl home buthe dont wanna and when drnk wakesup, says apache cr-p and lady sez she learned it from her husband</p><p>rand takes the girl home and a guy sops him and they fight but after some guys catch rand, he explains he was bringing the drunk home and they sett;e things and the men bring her ome</p><p>guy he fought is nicer to him and offers him a job and goes back wher lady sez the guy he fought was a good fighter and the drunk should be safe fighting the rinbow guys</p><p>rand meets ladys dad whos cripled and reads The Bible and at the drunks man's place, he tells his woman off for getting drunk in public and she tells him off of b0nig some oter chick and how he married her to look good and for her looks</p><p>later rand sees a store guy in town and then to see drunk chcks husband and hes b--chy about his men and if rand will work for him.</p><p>rand tells em that husbands woman was drunk and husband matches the description of the guy who iced the coach and jacked the dough</p><p>husband dont attack and sherrf comes in and asks how his daughter is dong and husband sez good and when rand leaves husband sez he let him live as rand wanted him to draw and he dont know why</p><p>later a rival ranch owner wants rand whos name is Chris like all the Chriss's in the media like rock/noth/evans/pratt/jenner/banks/bale/chan/hemsworth and the one who was in sar trek/wonde wonan, pine, that the one</p><p>sge wants him to take on husband as thers ot enuff and for both of em and hes tryng to get her out, but can we trust her? its her word against his and we dont know her motives</p><p>so rand goes out from the hotel and the lady who ownes it sez howhis outing the drunk as a drunk hurt the drunk more than her husnband</p><p>ran goes to live with the woman rancher and meets the other ranch hands frank and leech(like the x man kids?) and rand is the foreman with man and not skin, but he might be uncut as we never see his long parts</p><p>rand sez now they do hard work and the med stand up to him and say we aint taking orders from ur kind so rand throws him to the gorund and pcks hi up to show him whos boss</p><p>he wants em to take on the rainbow gang and not the gay lesbian allience against disagreement and they reluctangly consent</p><p>whule out by a lake, a moustache guy gets em ant gunptn and brings em to a house with the guy he fought b4 and rand sez he was on their property to meet the neighbors</p><p>fighter has the oyther guy sent off so theres no witnesses and rand fights the guy again and beats on him butothers infterfvear and hold him and fighter beats on him then stomps his shoting hand</p><p>the guy who was sent off comes back andhas a gun and holds em up to get back rand but they say he as heading for the place they planned to send him but rand wakes up wth a f'd hand</p><p>the guy is gonna end the fighrer names ernie like the muppet but rand faces ernie and beats him with a f'd hand and asks howernie f;d his hand</p><p>after a guy sez how ernie stomped his hand, rand does it to him offscreen and tells the guys to get out or he'd waste em and he wont need indians to help</p><p>in the real version he took a big bite outt his hand and ate i with an open mouted chewing and bone shards comming out</p><p>later drunk is talking with lady and husand comes by disgruntled over it but lady sez she dont drink here</p><p>sherriff dad comes by and asks what up and husband sez ehrres a new paino comming and sherrfi dasd has meat gravey and catsup</p><p>he sees his goons in the bar saying they were f'd off their own claim and are quitting cuz they were scared and husband sez he paid em but they are too f'd out cuz they think rand will ice em</p><p>husband sez if he tries to ice them the marshalles will hunt him down and theytell him rand sed he dont need indians and husband slaps the guy wth an item and storms out</p><p>rand talks to sherrif ernie cant be chaged cuz ran hit 1st and rand is a trouble maker and they do things legal here but rand sez to tell thayt to husband</p><p>later rand gets a guy in his home and cooking and has him at gunpoint and sez he can cap him so he falls on the stove and get hsi face cooked off and has him get coffee for both to "settle his nerves" as cafeen makes you calm</p><p>the guy tells him they brought cattle in this canyon and would light the grass and send the cows running and he'd do it for money so rand would get the blame like when THEY did da tovvurz and blamed the gaijin</p><p>rand sez husband would ice him to cover his tracks and sends him out and if he comes back rand will ice him and later rand goes to talk with lady rancher about the cattle and shipping em</p><p>so later he goes out to where the guy he was gonna cook was gonna meet someone and the lady i think comes by and he sends her in and husband with a scar on his face like pachino and the 30s scarface comes by but leaves after a few gunshots</p><p>lay asks why not let it go and rand wants to do hsi vengeance and she sez to try to rise above the storm and what shoudl he do after it and rand dont care and sez he wont hurt others, but she sez hi being hurt can hurt others and he in a web of his own making</p><p>scar face husband goes by to start the fire and soaks the place in lighter fluid and throws a lamp in it then lights the grass as the cattle spazz out, then goes home and his drunk wife is badly playing piano and probably drunk so he backhands her a55</p><p>her dad comes in and comforts his drunk daughter and later rand finds out the fire was done and b--ches at the farmhand for not watching but he sez he was never told it was fire and didnt think the husband would russle it</p><p>its the 8ummer part where things look f'd and ranch lady sez rand brought em cr-p but he sed he was a lightning rod, but rightnng rods prevent lightening, not attract it</p><p>so the guy who had the ernie at gunoint is gonna go and sez he liked him beating the black offa ernie coombs which is the name of canadian kids show hero dr dressup</p><p>so he sez that lady rncher like monster rancher but for chicks like pixie in her succubus style thing and fur bikini like a go nagai character sez the cattle were lost but he tells her they can rebuild</p><p>ernie gun aimer is asked by lady rancher to go on a mission and not like ninjas with naruto and the next day scar husband is in town toface rand and its church going on with a constantly ringing church bell like when is time to come back in from recess in grade school</p><p>rand meets the druk wife and sez sorry for outing her as a drunk but she sez he had the right to say what he did (America b--ch) and scarface isgoing outta control and she left him after ranf came in</p><p>rand moves back in the hoyel and sez the lady rancher lost her 2 year olds but means cattle not kids being cooked alive in the fire as they scream and rupture and organs spill out like the dogs in shojo tsubaki aka midori</p><p>the sherrfi is after scarface and some guys come in with a guy they say iced another guy and say a guy named andy west liek adam west got iced and ernie is one of the guys who saw it</p><p>wait it was ernie said to have iced andy and i think andy is the guy who had ernie and droogs at gunpoint</p><p>also andy was the rands friedn and bit it and its like in Gilgamesh with his devolved himie biting it after helping him</p><p>so the people are amazed sherrif took the scarface guys down and the ernie thinks its a joke that hes in there but sherrif sez its real this time</p><p>scarcface comes in andaks why his goons are in jail and sherrif sez tney are doing it legal and even though scarface made him sherrif he's rebelling</p><p>scarfacehas a speech on how hes worked top hard to let it all fall now and caps the sherrif and frees his goons and ran coms by to find it and goes off to finsih this</p><p>h goes in a room but lady rancher tackels him and they avoid gunfire as she knows its a trap</p><p>ernie fires on him but gets capped and with his last life, staggers and fires to no effect like the mongloian in hokuot no ken when he was beat but tried a final move on kenshiro</p><p>ATTAATATATATATATATATTA! HOKUTO HYAKU RETSU KEN!</p><p>a guy is sneaking aorun abve em and lady rancher gets a gun and frs, hitting a thing that fell and knocked the guy down andrand interrogates him with a foot on his hand to find scarfae is on the town hall</p><p>rand takes him along at gunpoint as he sez how ernie iced his homie and how it feels to be capped</p><p>they go in and rand uses the guy as a human shiled and soaks up a few shots form scarface</p><p>rand sez the chick he iced on the coach with money was gonna marry him and he throws the knife in the most impossible way</p><p>scarface treis to escape but the ladder falls and he gets iced by the knife the chick seppukued in and ran remembers how The Lord says vengeance is His and he seez there is a God andgoes off having found peace and walks off with lady rancher</p><p>the end</p><p>That was pretty good</p><p>nice twists and god action</p><p>randolph was pretty bada55 and the music and acting is good</p><p>well filed and good style</p><p>its a 40s movie but him breaking the uys hand was like a gangster film or ninja thing</p><p>plus his woman getting it at the start was unexected</p><p>its dark but not depressing as its filmed positive with good color and light</p><p>its got more edge and bite than most movies of the era and is a bit film noir</p><p>Glad I saw it, its pretty cool</p><p>For Coroner Creek 2 I want the ex wife of the scarred guy to deal with her alocoholism and finding a big manly guywho dont drink and leads her to salvation. Also its a 32/64 bt mini game thing on n64, ps1 sega saturn and 3do where you do mini games like in amazing island to overcome temptaion to drink and buid will power as a metaphorical representation of her desire and the addiction.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-28937198259794630852024-01-20T02:00:00.000-08:002024-01-20T02:00:50.423-08:00Escape Plan Review<p> Mote: i sperll like a comvict</p><p>Esapre Plam</p><p>This is my revierw on Escape Plan from the distANT future year, to commie fdr, of 2013(the year of the malcontyent uprisinghs in robotech)</p><p>its firected b Mikael Hafstrom weho diod nothing i saw</p><p>it stars ytjr bafda55 Sylvester Stallone from <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>M*A*S*H yjr movie\Rocky\Rocky II\Rocky III\First Blood\Rocky IV\Cobra\Rocky V\Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot\Cliffhanger)(the genesis gamre of that s-vled)\Demolition Man\Judge Dredd\Daylight\Men in B ack\Antz\Rocky Balboa\Rambo\)yher 4th one)The Expendables\Creed\The Muppet Show\Liberty's Kids, the ex baDA55 Arnold Schwarzenegger FROM, Conan the Barbarian\Conan the Destroyer\The Terminator\Commando\Predator\The Running Man\Twins\Total Recall\Kindergarten Cop\Terminator 2: Judgment Day\Last Action Hero\Junior\Eraser\Jingle All the Way\Batman & Robin\End of Days\The 6th Day\Collateral Damage\Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines\The Expendables\Terminator Genisys\Liberty's Kids, the smaaretr and brave and cool Jim Caviezel who was from G.I. Jane\Frequency\Pay It Forward\The Count of Monte Cristo\The Passion of the Christ/The Wonder Years, devolved 50 Cent from Get Rich or Die Tryin'\The Simpsons\Robot Chicken, thre immooral Sam Neill from Omen III: The Final Conflict\Evil Angels aka A Cry in the Dark\The Hunt for Red October\Jurassic Park 1\The Jungle Book gfrom 94 that i didnt wanna see and wanted to watching 90s shows but my dfam went to the movcies and i didnt like it\Event Horizon\Bicentennial Man\Jurassic Park III, bada55b sovver player i mean soccr player Vinnie Jones from EuroTrip\She's the Man\X-Men: The Last Stand but those commies who run soccer can't handle disagreement, which is why America hadsd Football, its not some candsya55 beta male sopyt boy frooty booty run game of devolved monkeys fining you millionbs for being normal. Thats whatr we have basket ball for! Faran Tahir from The Jungle Book cr-p from 94/Star Trek 2000s reboot movie\Elysium\Law & Order\Party of Five\The West Wing\Judging Amy\Blue Bloods, the sin lopver Vincent D'Onofrio from <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Full Metal Jacket\Adventures in Babysitting\Stuart Saves His Family\Men in Bl ck\The Cell\Jurassic World\The Magnificent Seven2010s remake w/9oo japanesew people even though the REAL version is a Samurai fuilm and its CULTURAL APPROPREIATION!\\Men in Bl ck: The Series\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Emerald City, El Polen Zakken Amy Ryan from War of the Worlds the cr-ppy tim cruize version\Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)\Law & Order\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\The Office\Robot Chicken, Graham Beckel from Pearl Harbor\Hardball\Brokeback Mountain, Matt Gerald from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines\Avatar\]San Andreas, the fallen Caitriona Mary Balfe frm nothing i saw. and Lydia Hull whos not on candya66 wikipeoda</p><p>i saw this before and thought it was cool and its the 1st time stallone and armold teamed up sbeides planey hollywang</p><p>so after logos we get a jail and stallone is reading the bible, burns a few page and uses the remains to draw on the wall</p><p>we see a scene of stallone beating 2 big guys who came at him and then title and hes put in da hole and not the one in the a55 that is often filled in jails y people turned queer</p><p>while being put away he sees 1 guard having smokes an dhas a Bible and the cell is empty and has a skylight</p><p>he whips out his long uncut wener and starts j=rkin off on the floor as the guards watch and j=rk off in unison</p><p>jk rrally he makes toilet paper spheres and gets his milk carton unfolded and later asks the guard for the time</p><p>stallone counts and this chkcomes to the prison and her car blows andstallone is sitting calm but when they get there hes gone</p><p>later stallone as a fireman gets in this car with 50 cent and a chick and escapes</p><p>stallone calls a guy on a payhone and the cops get him and when hes in this jail vincent deafrica is there as a guy who works with stallone who sez he tests security to break out of jail and see how secure it is</p><p>stallone sez how he got out by knowing the layout and how 1 part they place bad guys is near a fire thing and he knew the guards nmoke break rousinte and used the wax laminiate on a chicholate milk thing to see the fingerprints on theoor key pad and figute out the code, then play the cam footag in a loop and get to the fire place to get out when the car blew</p><p>stallone chooses to go to jail like a homie to break out as its his skill</p><p>later stallone gorw to soviet california los angelas and dont recognize a ecretary whos been there 5 months ad outwits 50 cent who smiles for once makes cgi things</p><p>he meets a see eye ayyyy lawyer who wants him to test an escap proof thing thats private and meant for people too rough to be allowed in countries and she offers a lot of money to test it and they cant know where it is</p><p>stallone consents andis sent to be picked up with a new identity and is said to be a spaniard who made asplosives used in europe and america and was riased in America and 50 scent puts a tracker in his arm</p><p>so he goes out and is caught in a van by gus in isish republin masks and scanned then they cut out his tracker from his arm and is drugged and on the way to his location sees then shnking a guy and thrwing the body out a tvechile</p><p>he wakes up in a glass cell in a cube in a room with these cubes in a cgi zoom</p><p>this orb comes down and films hima guy looks at him and then the guy meets him where hes got hair and blood samples taken and hes the warden</p><p>stallone gives an activation code and warden dont let him out and 50 cent cant find stallone</p><p>stalone is taken ina livne of rpisoners but not like the human centipede 3 and imagine if they crossed over escap plan with the huan cenitpede where tallone and segal were sewn together in a chin with a bucnha homies?</p><p>stallone is in an open room with guys and1 guy is beat y guards as the huamn aste in the room cheers and when his prison gng comes for stallone he beats on em until arnie tells em to stand down</p><p>arnie is friendly to him and his name is prothos like the 4th musketeer and arnie used to work secutoryy for a guy who stole from people with money to give it to poors and arnie wont tell em where he is</p><p>arnie sez not to get iced as last got who got it was left to rot for 3 days and it cancelled the prom</p><p>wardenwhile doing things to buterlys tells off the guard for icing an inmate as they need to get into from him and he's docked a months pay for it</p><p>later arnie sees the mus lims paying to their god and notes how theres no sun and they pray often</p><p>also he offers to aid stallne and stllone scopes out the palce and warden has the book written by stallone</p><p>o help staljne arni slugs him and they fightby taking punches at each other then do some wwf moves un til the guareds cattleprod em and send em to da hole but notda 1 in da a55</p><p>they are put in da dark and blasted with high light and stallone feels the cell as elsewhere stallones crew talks over who did this and why and 0 scents wants to call the lawyer</p><p>dr allan grant from jurassic park who is now a medical dr checks stallone and sez he'd be ok and stallone asks where he is and guy who iced an inmate calls dr away and asks what he said</p><p>grant lies and sez he sed he didnt care when stallone asked of his dehydration and when stallone gets out of da box he asks srnie for a metal piece 3 inches to get out</p><p>warden asks where the guy is who arnie worked for and he sez he'd draw a map on a paper and he draws a butt with an arrow pointing to the crack and they put a hose in his mouth and dowater expansion on him</p><p>after coughting up not male gender fluids like other prisoners he grabs a plug in the floor andthey drag him off and later her gives it to stallone and gives him the metal and stalllone tells hi his real story and stallone wants him back in da box and arnie sez if he dont get out he'd ice him</p><p>stallone goes over what he knows and how everythign is vertical theymght be underground and they use steel and theres moisture in da air, and if he uses toothpaste polished metal to the lights it can espand and he canuse it to f something an get to the surface</p><p>stallone needs a diversion and 3-5 mkns and arnie sez to a guy his mom was his fave wh=re and she did mouth things and a fight breaks outand they get sent to da box</p><p>stallone uses the metl to reflect light on the floor to f the screws or bolts or we andwhen he gievs the signal by knocking on the floor, arnie hears it and he fakes a spazz out as stallone opens the floor and gets throughnd climbs a thing as arnold spazzes out in german like the human centipede guy</p><p>arnie prays and calls jim cavizels ewarden the dvil and stallone pulled a hose and water leaked out and gets to the tp and sees his on a mother f-=kin boat</p><p>warden sez he will get the info one day and he'd dont give a sh-t about his f--k and stallone falls into the water and gets back to his box as the water floods the other inmates bozes and he gets the screws in the floor thing b4 they get him out</p><p>vicncent devolved sez a check is on hold and its not uncommon with 2 million $$ checks and when told where the pile or hose or w/e brroke, h deduces it was stallone</p><p>vincent dehumanized calls warden and tells him about stallone and warden has a guy beat on stallone and eventually it wears on him and eventully he tells arnie his story on how he was in jail or something and wait he eas a proscruter and i cant make out much of it cuz of stallones speech f--kery</p><p>50 cent found that stllone is on a ship but dont know where the ship is and stallone notices the traits of the maksed guards an d their motions and movenments</p><p>arnie calls him lu=ouisa as the ft guards ffata55 reminds him of his ex gf and stallone sez nice as i guess they are turning prison gay</p><p>while with dr grant he gets some metcial items as he was sewed up from being shanked and arnie gives him a pen and glasses and he macguyvers togetehr a sextent like in ultima 4 and warden takes him to a new cell and tells him he knows who he is and someone wants him to stay here forever and he used stallones book to make the jail</p><p>warden sez no time with arnie and no showers and stalone sez he can get him the arnie boss and eventually gets warden to work with him</p><p>stallone gives info that isnt useful on arnies boss and arnie tells the guy he told he b0ned his moms mouth he can get him utta here and the guy sez he wants to have more rights to worship his god in exchange for info on a prison break</p><p>the guy is brought out to the outside at night and used the sextent andprays to his god and gets the info to stallonewho figgers out they are neer moorocco with the moors who butt raeped mattew sheppard</p><p>later staollone swallowed clotting powder t see dr and tells him of hsi book in the wardens office and to remember his oath</p><p>stllone sezs he cant stall warden longer anddr rereads his oath and unline many dr who give people poison cuz they were ordered to, he does hsi work and has stallone brought in and tells him he saw da book andwill work with him</p><p>stallone tells warden where the base is andthen stallone that they got 24 hours b4 the warden finds out the info is fake and he tapes a code on the wall in code tht theres a riot in c block but dr grant sends an email sighed arnie name</p><p>later there not many guards as they readied for cell block c and the guy who prays starts a riot and to quote trning mecard; all h-ll broke loose</p><p>some masked guards have guns butstallone and arnie take em out and get their weapons and arnie stallone and prayer to his god get up and have 11 mins to get to the top</p><p>stallone f's with the camera that are all connected and gets em to see only them and pops it but the jail goes on lcok down, every thing is set to as plode, now it seems i got to re load, amped up, da place is gonna blow!</p><p>they cant get otu and go around and gunfight guards but the guy who prays is capped in the butt pile in his abdomen</p><p>stallone finds out theres a motion detector and he disables it andand warden sez he is in control and owns his a55 and stallone is gonna blow the generator an give em 5 seconds to get out b4 the megnetic locks seal and wll be right behind em</p><p>the prayer tells arnie to go w/o him and opens fire on the guys coming at him and the inmate icer sez where they are and warden sez they mght be going fr the engine room</p><p>praying guy goes out dual wirlding pictols andtakes a buncha hits as i gues she had infinite ammo and eventually fgoes down</p><p>dont worry, he needs rest, he's gonna be ok, wait, wadend comes down and ends him, but its ok, he went to another deimsion and it was a robot duplicate and there was a hiostpial planet nearby</p><p>stallone fight rhe inmate icer and eventually sends him doen the stains where hes implied to bite it, but hes a brit so its ok, they aint real people, only cells</p><p>stallone turns off the power like that cruise where the toilets didnt work and people saved their waste in bags and it spilled and they lived in stink</p><p>the doors open and a chopper comes by and opens fire on the watchtower andlancs and arnie runs to em and warden and goons get to the area with stalloone and he goes on a path</p><p>arnie takes a machine gun and slo mo opens fire on guys and in the inner room, warden sez he knows of stallones woman and son andwill make the jail tougher and they turn the powr back but stallone is i the water tank andgets flushed out the toilet to the sea</p><p>arnie sees him as hes got bird eyes and they go to get stallone and h gets up a ladder andwarden opens fire on him with a handgun but arnie drops a gun and stallone gets it in mid air and warden caps arneis arm but staloljen caps oil drums and blows warden to h-ll</p><p>so theyget to shore and the sea eye ayy comes out and is arnies daughter whofaked it to get arnie out and she is the one arnie knew about and the whole thing was to get arnie out of jail</p><p>they shake hands and arnie hopes to never see him again as hes not in the dequel and its revealed that vicnetn devolved betrayed him to get a secutity job in the boat jail and 5 million a year and would seal stallone so it would probve the jail is unbeatable</p><p>50 sent catches vincent de evltuonized and he wakes up in is car in a crate in a boat where hes b[porbaly gonna die of dehydration</p><p>the end</p><p>That was pretty good</p><p>nice prison movie with action and twists</p><p>i forgot a bit like vincient dehmanized being a traitor or the praying guy's role but the hose scene and the guards fata55 loking like his gf i remembered</p><p>its a pretty cool movie and the heroes are actually smart and not only meat heards who beat their way out</p><p>also i think according to wikipedia they said arnold was the guy who stole from the alleged rich and his name in jail was a code name</p><p>but its good to see action heroes teaming up and this movie didnt do well in America but the other gaijin lands liked it</p><p>its not as violent or actiony as the 80s fims but its going for a different style</p><p>here they gotta get out and are under oppression instead of equal sides in a war</p><p>like beast machines to beast wars</p><p>plus both heroes got good lines</p><p>For Escape Plan 2 I want it to be about vincent donoffrio to be sent to some unknown island there are cannibals and sasquatch on i and he has to use his skills he got from stallone to try to get off. Also its a 128 bit game where you gotta make thing sand survive to get off before thesasquatc get you like pikman but more cannibalism and gore and its on sega dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox where you also find a tribe of pygmies who see you as a god and you use them to fight the sasquatch with steategy and traps.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-28943088579692587702024-01-18T23:56:00.000-08:002024-01-19T01:31:28.076-08:00Baoh Review<p>Note: I spell as accurate as the science in this</p><p>Baoh</p><p>This is my review on Baoh from the distant future year (To Shiro Ishii Sama) of 1989 (a decade efore the global war ended with the sdf-1 hitting macross island)</p><p>its directed by Hiroyuki Yokoyama who did nothing Ore Samma saw and was writter by the jojo guy Hirohiko Araki, but i didnt see jojo</p><p>Its dubbed by guys who aint really in anything else and stars the Hokuto No Ken and Japanese G1 Transfomers Actors</p><p>I saw i and read both volumes of the manga and even abridged the oav</p><p>also its animated by the guys who did bleach pie rrot and distributed bu Toho who did Godzilla</p><p>So after the title we get a trainwith this chick and guars hunting a girl and her poemon thing and she gets ahead of em somehow into a room of big black dogs</p><p>she uses esp to decode the lock andopens the cages so the dogs attack em but the guards and chik beat and cap the dogs as dogs are surpluss to requirements and mongo loids</p><p>the dr who is behind this thinks the girl with psychic powers being too much for the chick and the chick and gitl come in and the organization he works for wants her powers for their use</p><p>psycho chivk plls a valve and this guy in a water tank breaks out from not enuff water and takes off his sm gear sensors as the girl takes the car on the train off and gets away</p><p>btw this is in fullscreen and is colored and has dat good 80s animation</p><p>after pulling off a gus hand, the sm gear boy gets out with the chickstanding there unable to stop a beefy teen i SM Gear and a black speedo and the dr sez to end him</p><p>they fire and he jumps off and grabs power ies and cooks as the train rdes off and the girl is with him</p><p>thenits daylight and girl and ten are out in clothes and she sez the rganization covered up the body on the tracks and the incident</p><p>girl draws and se her name is sumirei and means violet and was from an orphanage and was gives money to live with doress and she draws andher power turn on like in x men and she sees a vision of a guy ad hears hes sent to ice baoh</p><p>she sez the dr caled him baoh and then the guy from the picture comes in and ahanks teen named ikuro and he staggers off and aks a morcyvle from a gu as the assassin stands there ding jack sh-t and not j=rkin off</p><p>at the institute, the col phones ssassin and sez to ice the teen and burn him and if the girl is in the way to wase her too</p><p>also a psychic girl and a devolved guy vs a secret evil group for power? sounds like maju sensen aka demonic beast front by ken ishikawa</p><p>so the assassin is number 1 in his firld and dr shows his funders in gold masks a baoh dog made b4 ikuro and the baoh was made by advancing evolution(which isnt real but this is weird a55 sci fi) and the dog has skin f==ks under its fur like ikuro will be getting</p><p>so the chick opens th hatch and this tiger comes in and tears open the dogs head but when under attack the baoh acicates and the dog digivolves into something like tiger of the wind or the dog from megami tensei digital devil story</p><p>ikuto and suure go to a gas sattion and ikuro is healed from getting shanked like a homie in prison whennot being b0ned by aids bags</p><p>the gas station guy was iced and th assassin colmes out and slices ikuros neck and shanks him then beats down sumire comming to help</p><p>as assassin starts soaking the teen whos 17 and legally a child unless he succeeds in icing someone like Rittenhouse then he's an adult, but not like trayvonne who didnt finish the guys he tried to ice</p><p>so ikuro's heart beats the knife out and then we see the dog in beast moe easily waste the tiger and slice open its head and brains burst out</p><p>i miss how f--kin violent anime was, without it and the cool cr-p its like watching thundercats roar</p><p>so ikuro digivolves into blue hair but not a feminist and grabs the asaassins hand and eats through thr wrist, then escapes with sumire as the gas goes up and the station blows from the match he dropped, then grabs the assassins face and melts it brutal and its bada55</p><p>in the base, col dordo headshots the dog like j f k ha comming and then dudes cook it with flamethrowers as the sponsors see that baoh would make them better than any political powrr even the soviets</p><p>then the dog head comes off like john carpenters the thing and a worm comes out and they roast itwith flame throwers but this is a full grown baoh and ikuro's is a larva and they gotta ice um to protect the secret</p><p>later ikuro turns back and dont recall what happened while he was dead/devolved and col dordo goes out to clean up the mess of the assassin after this guy names walken uses his psychic powers like in a go nagai anime and tells where ikuro is and uses psycho power to cook his cool coffee</p><p>ikuro has a dream of his rents in the car and after 2 cars driving the wong way nearly iced em, they go off a cliff as they all are asian and the dr injects the baoh larva parasite into him</p><p>ikuro wakes up in some f--ked out building and recalls a few things and sumire knows his age and sez shes 9 and both are close, which legally, both are onsidered kids and its not legal to b0ne</p><p>then she sees blood on her hands in a vision and knows THEY are comming o wqaste em</p><p>a commando team comes to the building and sumire sez they can easape if they run andikuro stands there like a spazz and the team opens fire on themwith iluro getting aheadshot on him like in the bible with king david and goliath</p><p>amazing in all that guntire only 1 bllet hit</p><p>so he falls off the building and they dont see him but then he jumps back up and is in blue oni mode and violently wastes the guys with their bullets doing nothing even on his clothes and he grows blades on his arms and slices by em like devilman and melts a guys face with acid hands before bending a flame thrower on the user as he falls literally down in flames</p><p>so he punches a mirror and sees himself as he turns back and hsi clothes are undamaged by the flamethrower and hears sumire scream and he jumps down and turns back to baoh and sees col dordo with sumire's head at gunpoint</p><p>he fires hair like needles like togemon in digimon and burns off his gun hand and face but hes a robot under the skin like terminator or ginnai doma in black lion and flies off on a rocket pack hang glider built into him like a f--kin action figure</p><p>he sees a picure she drew of him and later its 60 hours later and the chick sez that the sumire is in danger from dehydration and had no water in 2 days while in a sound room being blasted with noise but dr sez baoh is comming from her mental thing</p><p>ikuro came over in the underground caves and they see him and summon walken and col dordo is in a chopper with a sniper rifle to harambe him with a bullet that can take out a troop carrier, but ikuro can use bio electricity from his muscles to fire a static shock and blast it back to blow the chopper</p><p>after taking out 2 guys with thunder shock and slicing through a buncha guys he meets walken, whos the last of his tribe of native american warriors and looks like f--kin violence jack!</p><p>also thisn oav cut the scenes of the kung fu killer babboon that pulls weapons ou its throat and the farm couple that comes back later and ikuros training arc</p><p>so walken carves a symbl on his chest with a funger as a sign of recognizing him as a worthy foe and uses his pyschic power to melt and burn the area an air and floor and melts the wall around baoh's arm so his thnder shock cant be used</p><p>walked sez those with that much powersuffer for it, but baoh sloces off his arm like devilman ova 2 and zaps walkev with thunfer like great mazinger but when walken comes at him, baoh throws his arm blade and cuts off walkens fingers and get him in the skull with it</p><p>the dr sez they are gonna nuke the lab and 1 kilo meter around it and baoh has somehow got his arm out the wall and put it back on and punched into sumires room t save her as baoh and she recognizes him</p><p>then laswrs cems out and fire on sumire and ikuro takes it in the back using his body as a shield then counter attacks to fure hair to bust the lasers</p><p>so sumire got it in the neck and is dead and walken isnt dead and runs into scientists</p><p>baoh cuts his mouth and kisses the 9 year old and feeds her his blood like megan fox and machine gun kelly to heal her</p><p>without walkens bandanna to regulate his psychic power, hes out of controll and microwaves the scientists with ki or w/e</p><p>so sumire is healed and walkens esp is busting the aea and causing earthwuakes and he coems in and busts the floor so they fall unto the endless dry caves by this ocean cliff, wait the dr and chicks capsule landed in water</p><p>walken broke the bedrock and the flintstones are in h-ll for their l=dge meetings and ikuro tells sumire to get the f out andgrabs a laser cannon and fights walken who can use some kind of easplosion array like lina inverse in slayers</p><p>boh plugs the cannon into s arm and it works wihtout needing controls and he slices walken in 2 crotch to head, then slices the stone spikes on the cio,ing that ice the chick and dr who sez baoh is his perfect weapon, then the base goes nucular</p><p>sumire sez the base was covered up as a chemical thing stored wrong and sumire, who lived with these farmers or w/e in the manga who were seen in the training arc, sez ikuro is gonna come back</p><p>then credits to a song like in Don Bluth that is actually kinda heartfelt and moving as the camera goes to the bottom of the ea and shows ikuro there and sumire sez she had a vision of ikuro sleeping in the underground caves and he'f wake up when she turns 17</p><p>as salt water puts the baoh into stasis lock</p><p>the end</p><p>that was cool</p><p>nice acion and msuic and the art was good</p><p>the acting was a bit wooden but in japanese its better and its got a bit of cheese feels</p><p>its got a good story that is closer to real than many wanna admit with the organization being from ww2 and making things with evl and occult for years</p><p>it cuts like 1/5th of the manga like the acid spiders but its still pretty cool and has good gore and acion and coolness</p><p>i liked it and while i never read jojo, i think this is pretty cool</p><p>also the Baoh Character was ripped off for a World Heroes Game as a boss, but what wasn't ripped off for it?</p><p>For Baoh 2 I want the seas t dry up from a nucular war and people are fighting to survive in the wasteland but Sumire is now a bada55 bodybuilder chick and uses psychic power to see opening in enemy attacks and counter em, also she used her psychic power to seal the Baoh in his head so he could use its power but not have it reproduce and release all the eggs to infect others. Then they go around fighting the remains of Doress the organization that did the thing and caused the nucular holocost to wipe out the lesser evolved so the higher evolved would continue wihtouht the lesser evolved poisoning the gene poole for evolution reasons. Alos its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba with 1 player as baoh and the othwer as sumire and going around fighting devolved monsters that were once human made by doress and taking on its leaders who are geezers on life support mechs and have been running things with ancient tech since the bible days.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-1120715039078220542024-01-12T22:00:00.000-08:002024-01-12T22:00:40.313-08:00Apollo 18 Review<p> Note: I spell like space travel is real</p><p>Apollo 18</p><p>This is my review on Apollo 18 from the fdistant future year(to thw germans who claimed to make the thing that goes to the alleged moon after being in ZEE AXIS) of 2011(The year of Transforemrs the headmasters and robotech season 001)</p><p>Its dirtectal by openly spaniard Gonzalo Lopez-Gallego who did nothing i saw and i saw this b4 and thought it was cool</p><p>it stars Warren Christie from thr 00s twilight zone/Malibu Shark Attack/Flashpoint\Zoo, Lloyd Owen from nothing i'e seen, Ryan Robbins from the 00s walking tall/catwoman/Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem\Warcraft\the 00s twilight zone/blade the series/pure/the good doctor/the 2010s twilght zone, Andrew Airlie from Breaker High\Final Destination 2\the 00s Fantastic Four\The Butterfly Effect 2\the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy and Michael Kopsa from the ocean dub of dbz/mobile suit gundam/mega mannt warrior/inuyasha/death note/action man\x men evolutio\iron man armored adventutes/slugterra/the 00s tv movie of carrie/the 00s fantastic 4/watchmen/dear mr gacy/rise of the planet of the apes.</p><p>its shon as a found footage film andimplies its real, but i doubt the Nationan Assiciation of Spreading Aids would allow it to get out and the gov allow those who have it to live</p><p>so after logos we get text claiming man walked on the moon and misions 18 19 and 20 were cancelled but this footage was uploaded to lunar truth and this film was edited from that footage</p><p>is i think 1974, before Reagan cut the red tape and let us have kids shows based on toys, and we get an interview of a guy talking of gong on a classified thig and another guy from a military fam going to get more moon rocks</p><p>moonrock was the name of the company that animated nami sos/sexy sailor soldiers, which is like sailor moon so the name makes sense</p><p>so they are watching out for the soviets and 1 guy isnt allowed to tell his fam hes going to the alleged moon andwants to bring him a moon rock</p><p>but what about the moon kingdom that was destroyed after the fight with the dark kngdom/negaverse?</p><p>then we get a logo of the title and they launch to the allged moon and theylook at da urthfrom their ship as 1 guy is said to be number 13 on the moon</p><p>1 guy wants to be alone and probably j=rk off and blast his goo in 0G</p><p>you think they did secks experinemts in space to see what its like or any impacts on the himan body/organs?</p><p>maybe secks rituals to summon the space daemons</p><p>so they land on the alleged moon andnot near ritas castle in power rangers and its xmas 1974 on day 1 of a 2 day mission</p><p>so they go out and see rock formations and i asume i was made by someoenand they put a flag of America u[ but not the Confederacy for some reason</p><p>canada has 2 groups, the french and the humans, so why can't America celebrate its other culture?</p><p>as they f--k about the camera has a spazz and some shadow goe over em and they look at da urth from the alleged moon and get a high view form somethign of thm</p><p>i guy gets a rock that feels strange andtheres footage of somethign in a dark crater</p><p>so they go back in and eat in their po that is around as big as a 3rd world apartment and 1 astronaught's kid plays with his radio and sent a message to his dad saying he loves him</p><p>later 1 guy sez he had jalpeno on his hands and p-ssed and got it on his part and it burned so a nurse got milk to dip em in</p><p>this is why you dont circimsize kids, that skin is htere for a reason and it protects the man thing from stuff like that</p><p>so at night or w/e they have there its got lights going out and weird sounds recording and the guy try to figger it out</p><p>they think its interference and the camra sees a rock moving outside</p><p>later the alarm clock playes a rooster sound and 1 guy is sleeping and the othe rfilms him to prove he snores, but he jumps out and ylls as he was faking beign asleep</p><p>they eat breakfast and 1 guy sez how one of his samples is on the floor and he bagged everything but the other guy didnt</p><p>space ghost! but not coast to coast!like the evil wizards of the coast who hates sanity!</p><p>so they go outn anduse a sound catcher to listen for things andfind human bootprintson da moon thats not their shoe style</p><p>they go to crater where the footprints lead and think the guy wo made em is disorientated from going in ciclrees and finda soviet space pod</p><p>btw the moon collects dust at a set rate, so if the moon were millions of years ol,the dust would be yards thich, but when they claim to have gone to the moon, it was said to only be an inch or few, which adds up to a few thouand years, so creationism is proven, and if you believen in the official story of the moon landing, you otta belive ein creationism</p><p>so in the soiet pod is a blood mess and they follow the footprints in a dark crater ut the suis aint made for that kinda cold</p><p>he uses bursts o light and is freszing until he finds the dead soiet seemingly mummified on the moon</p><p>they bring the body back as theres less gravity andhe can carry all dat dried meat and find he had a rip in his suit and a rock in it and they go back b4 the air runs out</p><p>they think the soviet iced the other one like the Crhistian Sci Fi Novel Future Glimpses Moon Murder of the 1st killing on the moon in the near future</p><p>so the astro naughts tell the home base that the soviets made it there andi the departmint of def ance is getting invioolved an they think its like water gate and wonder whats REALLY going on</p><p>1 guy sez looking out makes him think something slookning back</p><p>later the flagvanishes and thry cll the base and tell em and they think the other soviet took it but theres no way it could have that much air</p><p>unless its a rebreather or w/e the thing is tht takes the carbon out of the co2</p><p>the base sez they knew the societs were going to the moon under fake satellite mission but tell the astronaughts that there was only 1 cosmonaught and its time to get home</p><p>as th get feady, something f--ks out and the camera looiing at the pod is dragged off</p><p>the moon car is flipped sideways and the guys thinkit might be a meteor black dragon in attack mode and 1 guy goes out as the air tanks got f'd a it to find the hull insulation was ripped up</p><p>they get the same feedback weach time they use active coms and the guy outside sees footprints and think they might have space life, althguh they are the aliens as the moon things are native to it and they came jhere</p><p>so1 guy turns over the space car and somethign is in his suit and he wiggs out and we see a bug thing crawl on his face</p><p>the othe rguy gets on his space suit, gets out there, gets him and gets him back all before the air runs out</p><p>they get in the pod and repressureice but i think the pressure issues might give em the bends or w/e or make their eyes pop out or w/e the maruta clai the Npponjin did in the alleged 731</p><p>so the guy who wigged out didn't know what happened and the guy in the high area in the craft circlijg the moon sez he cant get em from interference and calls home base for help</p><p>so wigged out guy claims he thought he saw something and slipped and fell butdenies saying smething was in his helmet and his shirt has a blood stainand he's got a cut on his torso</p><p>theres nothingin his suit and he seesm ton ahve something insdie him like a parasite andthe other guy pulls out this ting from the wound andits a rock like his samples</p><p>he hits i withn a hammer and it blows apart into small bits and theytry cllin huston where anime is dubbed butgot no response</p><p>1 guy sez the signal might be blocked bythe gov to keep em from telling what happened and attract things the camersa documenting em are watchign em as an experiment liem the maruta claim camp 731 was but really they do far worse to their own kind</p><p>maybe thats why the maruta wanna go to the moon? theres no laws there, they cn do w/e they want and its legal</p><p>then again they already to it in their sh-t hole country, so they dont reall need to</p><p>so the Americans go out and come back as the wigged out guy is off and examining him shows hes infected by the thing in him</p><p>space aids! the final f--k teer. theres are the voyages of the spurm sh-t anus prize, its 5 minute mission, sto explore strange new hole, to see out new men, and new secks positions, to boldly b0ne, like no man has b0ned b4 </p><p>so the moon guys think they might not get back but the gov wants the footag andthe wigged out guy is devolving andwants to be left there so he'd not ruin da urth</p><p>so human guy not wiged out guynotices blood on his face and checks his wigged out homie whos got black veins on his wound and wigged out guy is getting irritable and sez not to touch him</p><p>he spazzes out more and later theres a crab thing by the camera and the guy wigs out mote andbusts thign with a hammer as the human treis to stop him</p><p>the ship circling the moon tells the moon teem to get otu or they'd be out of range and have to leave em as human calls for helpto the orbiting ship</p><p>he gets his space suit on and gets the footage andthey go out on damoon andget on the moon car and the car f==ks out andthe wigged out guy is gone</p><p>you know, if this movie is fakes, then THEY could have faked the "real" oon landing</p><p>human looks for the soiet lander to get da f out andhis air is goign low anhe comes across the wigged out guy who found where the space things are comming from in tis crator</p><p>something pulls wigged out guy down into the dark crator and the human goes after him an dhe uses bursts of light to see andthe rocks are rock crabs and chase him and he gets out like akira fudo and ryo asuka is devilm man oav 1 when ryo was all "f--kin A run! get da f--k outta here!" as daemons chased him</p><p>so he gets to the soviet pod and takes off his helmet when pressurized and makes calls ion the commljinks andeventually gets the soviets but then the deputy secretiary of dee fen ce who sez the socviets patched em through to them but they decided to not bring him home</p><p>he sez the other guy had it but hes clean bu they dont wanna let him back cuz he might be affected which is odd as we should be inocent until proven guilty</p><p>the gov sez he did a great servive to his country and they'd tell his fam he bit it a hero</p><p>he plays the clip of the son playing with his dads radio and saying he loves him and this is what happens when you trust the gov</p><p>the orbiting guy(i forgot what that word was for a bit) calls him and he tells em the gov knew the whole time and orbit guy will get him on the soviet pod</p><p>he may be defying orders, but what are they gonna do? execute him? he's already dead if he stays there</p><p>then the wigged out guy comes at the soviet pod with a hammer and his helmet is full of spider saa dhes got fingers like snakes and spiders in his hair</p><p>or finger slike d0ngs and spiders in my a55</p><p>so he blasts off andthe gov tells him not to recover the human thinking hes infected and a gov telling a soldier to make a death of another man is business as usual to them</p><p>the go threatensd to not comunicate wth orbit guy if he saves human and as human gets in space the 0 g kicks in and the rocksfloat and turn t crabs and he isn infected and he spazzes out</p><p>then we get text saying 17 was the final mission and the guys on the misison were officially iced in mission sor training andhow many moon rokcks are mission ro given as gifts and are unknown of their wearabluts</p><p>then credits and a clip of j f k before THEY iced him saying they go to da oon cuz its hard and i the credits is a lot of soviets and its buy the wensteinds in dimension films andit plays the following yonder star xmas song as this is a xmas movie as its during xmas</p><p>thw end</p><p>that was cool</p><p>going forn a found footage and using actors who aint in much to keep people from saying "hay its lillian gish! this is fake!"</p><p>and lisa ann beley was a dialogue coach and also did gundam and transformers and was mai shiranui in a fatal fury movie</p><p>it was filmed in the soviey republicn of canada with inbred lunberjack eating moose and b0ning sasquatch and the acting is good and the story is well done</p><p>1 good thing about found footage is you dont need music</p><p>composiion; paul sterling, liek max and dana sterlng in robotech?</p><p>wtf; footage and images courtesyof nasa?! this is real?!</p><p>but over all its a decent film. not the worlds greatest masterpiece but its a solid found footage horror with mystery and good twists</p><p>plus having the gov as the bad guys was pretty accurate</p><p>for Apolloo 18 2 I want the gov to have brought enough rocks to earth and passed em aroubd the planet to do the final plan: They send the signal on the airwaves and the rocks turn crab monsters and start eating and infectiong people and devolving them, bt the son of the guy who was sent to the moon has grow up to be a conspiracy guy and has deduced their plan with the Torah Code and prepared for it with Holy Items that ward off the crab rocks and pray away th devolution. also the son whos a big beefy guy with long 80s hair and a red headband busts into the gov base the signal is coming from andfinds they kept his dad in stasis lock to reverse enginer the infection and decipher the moon crabs frequency with human bio rhythms s people wont notice and after freeing his dad and healing him with his prayers, they use a holy signal on the airwaves and it makes the moon crabs and people who aided em melt into green goo and free the world. Also its an 8 bit game on Sega Master System, Nes, gb, game gear, tg16, atari lynx and 7800 where you play as the son and go around this gov base like Impossible Mission and use holy abilities to fight the cran monsters and possessed guards and higher daemons that the gov did all this for.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-90801287656703087332024-01-11T23:58:00.000-08:002024-01-12T00:12:15.794-08:00Bio Hunter Review<p>Note: I spell devolved</p><p>Bio Hunter</p><p>This is my review on Bio Hunter from the dustant future yewar of 1995 (around when the global civil war was happening in Robotech)</p><p>Its directed by Yuzo Sato who did nothing I've seen</p><p>Its based on a manga by Fujihiko Hosono who did nothing I saw and was screenwritten by Yoshiaki Kawajiri who did Ninja Scroll\Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust\The Animatrix Program\Ninja Scroll: The Series\The Animatrix World Record</p><p>The music was by Masamuicbi Amano who did Urotsukidoji\Samurai Reincarnation\Ninja Resurrection/Sensitive P0rnograph\Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games\Battle Royale</p><p>Its dubbed by the fox kids/Rovbotech guys and i saw this b4 and abridged the oav</p><p>It starts with this dude b0ning a chuick and her b00b eats his hand</p><p>then title and this guy is teaching a class in colenge on dna and the 20 year old teens are bored but 1 chick is into him and sez to call him and shows her umber thats not 555</p><p>aftwer class, prof's homie comes in with test results and prof sees some guys in suits by a car and go with em</p><p>Komada the guy with lennon glasses and i mean the commie lennon as in the brit from the cr-ppy and thr beatles not the ussr commie but both wound up in h e duble soviet california, and Koshigaya the proff, are biologists who do a side job thats non union and help people with weird a55 cr-p</p><p>they go to a mafia guys place and its night now and mafia guy wants them to ave his daughter and takes em to this basement or sm dungeon where komada crys when he senses one of THEM</p><p>in this cell behind bars is a chick with devolved faces growing outta her like that jinmen guy did on vilence jack and the duo sez its a daemon virus</p><p>Koshigaya injests a face with a goo and it melts off thrn the chick wiggs out and break out of her chains and Komada catches her and he devolves into some kinda monster and she runs but he chases her and slices ff her daemon facesfrom her bod and they melt on the flood</p><p>so the chick is cured and Koshigaya gets a sample of goo off the melted face and takes it back to the lab and and narrates that its a daemon virus that has a retro vitus that devolves the dna and how this virus can instently mutate someone with eolution (which is non canon) and make em into yokai</p><p>he cant tell the other scientists as they think evoluton takes millions of years and this might prove creationism and won't buy it, but really he has 1 guy, hsi home boy Komada who is infected with the daemon aids and eats a lot to feed it like goku or luffy and we see a thing of kfc</p><p>why not show em komada? will THEY vivisect him?</p><p>so komara is malcontent over being a specimin and his immune system is resisting the virus but he has issues controlling it and its like blade in marvel before soviet disney devolved it</p><p>so they are the bio hnters and probably dont hunt bio seuxal people as opposed to naecro seuxal who b0ne the dead</p><p>elsewhere this nerdy chick is at the office at night and this tentalce monster gets her and its the 4th icing this month and Koshigaya and komada think its the aemon beasts but not like demon beast front by ken ishikawa</p><p>komada is meeting a student and Koshigaya thinks its a date but komada sez he dont b0ne students like yamagishi in Heisei Harenchi Gakuen and goes out thinking how as he's infected/devolved h e cant have a gf like a marvel hero like the hulk or the thing or spider man who poisoned mary jane with nucular j-zz</p><p>also Koshigaya asked Komada if he sees himself as a man or monster</p><p>So this chick runs by and some toughs come and ask where she went but he dont tell em and this big guy bends coins in 1 hand andsgrabs Komada by the face and squeezes his skull, only for the cops to cime by and ask if he needs help and the toughs run</p><p>the chic sez everything ok and the cops leave and she sez she cant tell the cops and runs off, but Komada crys and thinks she might be daemon beast</p><p>Koshigaya makes a gun that fires capsules and Komada sez shes involved somehow and they go see her as they somehow know where she lives and find her grandpa vanished and thee guys hassled her and she cant trust the cops and the toughs would hurt her if she dont tel em but she dont know</p><p>Koshigaya knows of her grandpa bokuto murakami ande is a famous fortune teller andshes sayska like in hokuto no ken 2 or mazinger z and her grandpa left after seeing an article of a chick who was iced in a string of wackings and the bio hunters look outside and see a guy running away and se they were followed</p><p>Koshigaya has Komada call the school to cancel his lectures for a week as he cant and i guess Komada is his indentured servant and the toughs go to this Japanese place and this rich guy slaps the coin bender for not finding bokuto</p><p>coin bender who looks like akuma in street fighter sees a pychic who looks like he'd b0ne a camel and asks about bokuto murakami as the pychic was his student, and he interrogates him and takes a bite outta his crystal ball</p><p>the bio hunters drive and hear from sayaka that bokuto cleans himself in waterfalls as the evil from those he does readings for f's him, and they go to waterfalls to look</p><p>the bio hunters dont buy foryune telling and are science nuts but Koshigaya sez theres a lot of mysteries science cant explain andwe getta montage of em looking at waerfalls til its almoist darke and Komada gives sayaka a can of coke</p><p>with dat long hair and glasses, komada looks like a hipster and they go to a hot spring and see sayaka's thicc white a55 across the spring</p><p>in a parking garage this devolved monster eats a chick and its memtioned on the radio and the bio hunters hear but as they drive on, the akuma coin bender drives a truck by em and opens fire on em with a machine gun</p><p>good thing guns are illegal in japan, or ele this guy mightve shot at em</p><p>so the cargoes off a cliff and omada devolves int a mau and saves em as the car falls and blows on impact cuz its probably korean made and coin bender akuma drives off in his yellow optimus prime</p><p>Komada in beast mode almost eats sayaka but Koshigaya sez his name and he goes bac to human mode and asks what am i if hot a human and she akes up and ghugs him</p><p>she feels bummed she got em involved and wants to go alone but Koshigaya sez they'll be usefull and she finds a waterfall by a wood bridge and a twmple</p><p>tu go there and find granpa bokuto with yams cooked as he knew they were comming</p><p>so bokuto sez the cheif secretary of the liberal republical party is the one after him and how men in power use black arts to see the future</p><p>bokuto saw evil in the poliician and gave him herbs but bokuto booked it wgen politician sent his goons to slrence him likre r f k did to mrylin</p><p>so he escaped to the emple who's ownr is his homie and when asked, told em the politician would be dead in a month but that was more tha a month ago</p><p>bokuto senses smething off about komada, not human or animal and wont tell them what he saw as poluticn might be the next prime minister and owns da cops so bokut wants to get out of the country like when a commie gets in and the people flee or die like venesuala or cuba</p><p>so the io hunters talk of bokut sensing their dna and deciphering it and how if they can reverse engeneer it, they can tell anything of a man, even life span</p><p>komada thought why didnt bokuto tell em what he saw if he knew what would happen and how he semed to change his tune after sensing komada</p><p>politician wjo was the guy who slapped akuma coin bender hears where bokuto is and is having a spazz attack</p><p>in the moon light sayaa sez to komada shes going to europe andwants to spend time with komada and they see the moon but komadas hand devolves and goes on her leg but he notices and pulls it bavk and she goes but his hand turns human and he thinks hes losing control</p><p>Koshigaya is by the fire and bokut is in the water fall as a duality of reversals and Koshigaya asks i he knows of the demon virus or murders but tells em of people posessed by a devil and dont know hes dead and eats livers to keep from rotting</p><p>and ths living corpse is gonna lead the nation and probably use his connections to get more girls to do stuff to, like back door billy in 92-00 in the Land of the Free</p><p>so bokut wanted them to get rid of him but his homie komada still has a human heart and only a full daemon can ice another</p><p>totally not like with Devlman by Go Nagai</p><p>so Bokuto vanishes and Koshigaya is best out and chjoppers come and komada sees a chopper and runs to see ko'ed Koshigaya thren back to fid sayaka and bokuto taken away and they fire on him but he evades and theynail him with a ricket but his hand gras the chopper</p><p>koada has a dream of running to sayaka andshe sinks into the ground and when he pulls her up her hand breaks off and he wakes up and knows they are in the ocean and has a stump in bandaids and they ead on</p><p>totally not like dog solder shadows of the past or riki-oh</p><p>the hand has crawled aroun the air coditioning and Koshigaya sez if komada turns he might not be able to turn bak like i anmorphs and politition goes to see chicl sayaka all lusty like an irishman, but the goons have bokuto and he leves his eal for later</p><p>komada senses his hand and Koshigaya drives em over to the docks as its always the doks like the Best Fanart: Doc Holiday from History, And Doc from Snow White, Engaging in Docking(Putting 1 d0ng in another d0ng) Doc On Doc Docking!</p><p>politician sends not akuma out and talks to bokuto who's beat up. while komadas hand unlicks i mean unloxks the handcuffs and fuses witrh sayaka like him putting his spurm i her womb</p><p>bokuto sz politician has dead mans eyes and politician asks what the herbs were he gave him, but bokuto sez he sensed an evil and the herbs would have dried it up but poliician didnt give it a chance and was too much ino power and authority and now its too late and es no longer a human but a monster that ats people</p><p>politician wiggs ou and starts devolving and i'm thinking, why dont bokuto usehis esp to predict enemy attacks and dodge em like tmisaburo in magical beadt fropnt?</p><p>so the bio hunters sneak around and take out guards and poiltiotn devilves and fires tentales out of his body o penetrae bokuto and when sayaya whos going through the vents scrwams, politician goes afrer her</p><p>Koshigaya shows up to see plitician tentacling his way up the vents and bokuto dead and the non akuma calls on the walkie talkes to find everyone out andgets a sledge hammer</p><p><br /></p><p>as komada coms by he crs from ensing something and not akuma beats him down with a sledge hammer as komada starts devolving and slices open not akumas face with good blood</p><p>in the vents potcian gets the chick by the leg and she screams and fully devolved omada runs with the animation remembering hes missing a hand</p><p>he gets to a rwarehouse and sees polittion coming down like doc ock an they fight with poiticians lighting fast tantacles slicing throug things but komada jumps on him and chews his head off like they are b0ning</p><p>komada is spazzng out and back hands Koshigaya into some cr-p and like in rikioh the manga, havin head dont stop politician from being dead and it fires finger tentacles into him as he spazzes out all dvolved and has a near death expetoence thats in the limbo between this world and the next and exprieced what those who fell to the daemon virus felt</p><p>Koshigaya reaches for te gun thats a bit out of reah and sayaya comes in and tells him nt to die and he heads to the light as the chick is grabbed by these tentacles and starts putting 1 n her mouth like its la blue girl</p><p>komada goes to the light and Koshigaya gets the gun and takes ffa tentale whick lets komada revive and his hand in sayka flies to him and grabs the daemon core in politicians body and crushes it so it turns to sone and crumbles</p><p>komada returns to human mode but is beefier like a lighter riki-oh and he tells her somethng and walks off naked with his uncut man thing offscreen and we see his man a55</p><p>so komada got his mind back and they coniue their jounrey t the wst i mean battle as bio hunters</p><p>then credits to awesome epic music and Komada jumps into the night with a full moon as a werewulf ref</p><p>the end</p><p>that was cool</p><p>its got the good art and animation and cool story like a Go Nagai thing</p><p>good action and the music is great and atmosphere and style is dark but with light for a goof contast</p><p>the voicing is good even in the dub wih the robotech guys and the writing is good</p><p>is dark and seruous but not depressing and has heart and you kinda care for the characters and theres a good mystery to it that makes sense</p><p>I enjoyed it and hpe we ge more madhouse kawajiri cr-p. Its usually quite god</p><p>Also the evil ruler eating people and being possessed is TTALLY not liek REAL life!</p><p>For Bio Hunter 2 I want them to find another mystic and he's a church guy whohas holy ways of praying away the daemons, also theres a damon king whocreated the daemon virus who is using the energ of those devolved by it to break the barrior to the human realm and the purified komada can use holy power to fight the daemons as all the evil left him. also it a 128 bit 3d adventure game like ela on sega dreamcat, gamecube, ps2 and box where yu use komada andfiht daemons and beat the evil outta em and figt huge bosses that are daemon rulers that once beat, the virrus they made is cleared and the people are healed. also you gotta beat ut enough of the virus from people to access the boss room as the posessed people are givign strength to his power.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-28210752747132107742024-01-08T23:57:00.000-08:002024-01-09T00:35:15.437-08:00KeMeRa Review<p>Note: I spell like a hermaphrodite</p><p>KiMeRa</p><p>This is my revew on KiMeRa from the distant future year (To The Right Honorable Hiroito) of 1996 (35 years befoe Battlestars The Return Of Con voy)</p><p>Its based on a manga by Kazuma Kodaka who did a lot of yaoi, or gay love manga, but not like one piee with all the okama turning people like with sanji</p><p>its diRECTAL by Kazu Yokota who did beyblade season eps, Slayers eps and storyboarded others</p><p>It stars the guys from ADV Films so its good and non union s those commies don't get any money extorted in mandatory dues to be allowed to work for those daemons</p><p>I saw this b4 and have it on VHS I got from a comic shop used</p><p>it starts with a space craft falling to Urth and this hunter and dog find it, only for tentacles to shak and suck the dog dead then get the guy offscreen</p><p>im glad it showed the dog getting it</p><p>then titlle and these 2 guys Osamu and Jack drive down the road in a Double Dragn Car and Jack is blonde and American like Terry Bogard or Roy Fokker with a wife and kid back home who are also Blonde like Japan thinks all Americans are/Americans know we should be</p><p>he and Osamu sell corny flakes to Americs Heartland and Osamu has these bells that dingle, so I otta call it his ding a ling</p><p>they stop at an accident and armed mlitary guys tell em to gtfo cuz its not safe and when Jack sez We Deserve An Explainatinon, the place starts bloweng and Osamu winds up in this truck with this non gender \descript being in a glass tube</p><p>the glass is cold and hs bells awaken it and they try to kiss with glass between em and this guy in a cape come in and is fluying like DBGT and fires a ki blast but another cape guy saves him and dark cape guy runs pff</p><p>Saving cape guys have devolved faces and Jack saw a few guys sucked dry of fluids and later at another place Jack whos real name is Jay is talking with his dad who sez to forget it or the gov will monitor em forever</p><p>Jay asks if dad is experimenting on humans and he dad se jay and osamu were released as hes the team leader and dont exerpiment on hkamns like the maruta do</p><p>osamu thinks of the thing he saw in the glass and Jay's Dad is called to a meeting and tells em theres a snack machine and coffee in the hall</p><p>but coffee makes you queer as in the 80s We drank pop and were manly with He Man an Thunder Cats but in the 90s they had coffee culture and we got sissy boy bands like n'sync and backdoor boys, then in the 2010s and 20s the koreas started stealing American Protoculture like they do for their anime knock offs like Space Gundam 5 and that one where Char Aznable was Amuro Ray under his mask</p><p>so the dark cape guy is flying around and phazing throughwalls and this huge fat blonde guy like a devolved charles martinet is b--ching about cr-p and his name being in the wrong place</p><p>dark cape wastes some guards and sees osamu and jay on the security cams and are loooking for the thing in the tube as jay wants to b=know if dad is telling the truth and checks the underground lab</p><p>osamu sensing something behind a door marked off limits and goes in the green house that sez danger do not enter, which should be on all butts so you dont get aids or poop in ur weener</p><p>osamu thinks the sign was a lie and somethings drawing him in and jay used his stolen dad key andit beeps and after spazzing out abut what might happen if they do or dont do anything, the door opens and they go in</p><p>man, osamu is a candy a55 beta male soy boy, girly man, frooty booty, weener cleaner dink</p><p>so he finds his butt buddy in the tube and we never see the crotch as its suposed to be a hermaphrodite and charles martinet dr is waliking alond and sez its worse than his hemorrhoids which i guess hes into butt stuff</p><p>he goes to meet some daemony guy whos eating a guy like a hollywood celeb but this is an adult and is working with him but begs him to be spared and sez "you need me"</p><p>dad's assistant sez fata55 was ordering human parts and bodies which somehow the medical office approves and supplies and it started when the capsulre fell</p><p>assistnt forgot her access card and so did dad and they go back for it and in thegreenhouse osamu sees the name kimera on the tube and as hi dig a ling dingles, the thing in the tube movesand osamu opens the tube to free the captain planet monkey f--ker wth a blast of icy air</p><p>kimera somes out and makes out with osamu and he gives it his lab coat so we dont aee the parts and ja dont wanna bring it.</p><p>dad and assistnt go to the guard place and the guards are sucked dry and the devolved people eater sez he let kimera escape</p><p>chick finds the guard is dead and stares at it for a while until sh realizes its a corpse and crem and the alarm goes off and in the green house is dark cape who fires a ki blast at osamu who is almost hit</p><p>ki me ra licks the blood off osamus face like megan fox and dark cape has a flashback to kimera saying it cant then dark cape sez kimera must die or it would f the planet</p><p>also the dub called kimer a chick but thats non canon, as we'd see later</p><p>so then this long huge tentacles bust in the greene house like one of those 200 foot squid under the artic and dad and some troops come in an devolved came guy chops off dark cape's hand and tells him not to interfere and this is for their mother planet</p><p>kirema gore nucular and sparks off in a white light and osamu is gone, then it cuts to an arcade ayt night and its raining and 2 guys are playing kinda afterburner and see kimera and go after it</p><p>1 guy; she looks like a dude! other guy:she's hot! me: yo forgot to say no h0m0!</p><p>also jays dad tells the story of kimera and how its sole purpose is to reproduce, and if she cant get pregnant she can impregnane others!</p><p>hank hill; ... what did you just say bill?</p><p>Miko Mido: Waoh! Talk a bout a REEL sunnova b--ch hermaphrodite!</p><p>dark cape is laying on the floor in a crator and dad continue swith how the capsule was a shace ship and came from a metero shower and nasa(national assiciation of spreading aids) tracked em and found 1 with kimera and 2 othwers were empty, and the other 2 guys were in the others but were fighting for some reason</p><p>they go to jays place and he smooches his blnde wife like i think guile in street fighter and use jays computer and look at photoes of sucked dry guards having smll bite marks and its like a vampire, a space vampire, like Choshojon UFO by Go Nagai!</p><p>Also kimera can produce spurm which is a bit queer but its a herrmaphrodite so its not gay gay, like if ur b0ning a car then its not interspecies as cars are not alive, despite what that guy fromthe learning channel who b0ned his car and thought it was his "boyfriend"</p><p>so the arcade guys get kimera in bed and it spazze around as the blonde guy feels it up and other guy mouths its mouth, then blonde guy mouths whatever kimeras crotch is and eventually kimera bites blonde guy and sucks him until hes withered and grey like in Demon Lord Dante, then offscreen sucks the other guy as we see his shriveled corpse after</p><p>osamu is wandering around a forest but not nathan bedford forrest the ameican hero and ees dark campe and kimera with a dragon and animals with kimera ot being a ret-rd like kirby in the cartoon</p><p>then we see kimera wanting to die instead of drinking her homies blood dark cape guy bites open his arm and dumps blood in a cup as it was freely offered</p><p>later devolved guy sez kimeras mom was in a dark tower and waiting for her and she goes there and osamu sez not to go there but hes the ghost of xmas past and is only looking not affecting it and he wakes up</p><p>then kimera comes in and sees her mom equipped to a machine and people in tubes but not like gay a5 v tubers</p><p>devolved guy talks to osamu wos i guess still in da vision and sez he touched kimeras soul and can see her mind</p><p>so then we see kimera b0-ching about being a mom and drinking blood and dark cape sez he was insane to have loved her and equips his severed hand back so he can j-rk off agaain</p><p>in this church is osamu and he ees kimeracomming in and its coat is soaked in blood, but the coat is stolen from te lab</p><p>kimera makes ut with osamu but not tezuka or the other ozamu tezuka who ran toei and bit it in 2023, which is off they had th same name, like, the other walt disney, or the other john wilkes booth</p><p>osamu's ding a ling rings and he sez hes not the dark cape guy who i think is named keanu and devolved guy sez cr-p that is hard to make out with the voice effects like yubel in yugioh gx who is also a hermaphrodite</p><p>he sez something about being a chosen one and osamu carrys his butt buddy out but these goblins who might use knobs show up and fire laers at him like dbz</p><p>devolved guy grabs kimera with his tentacles and tells fata55 dr to activate the system btu he sez its not ready and might ice her, but he has fafata55 to do make sure its okand wants the offspring to rule the planet likegaijin colonizing the human lands</p><p>osamu dont want kimera used as a breeding machine, despite thats what its purpose is and devolved guy sez man threw the 1st punch by attacking his kind who came on this planet and said they were monsters or yokai or w/e and they'll wipe out the huamns and holy cr-p this is like bad go nagai!</p><p>also aliens who came to earth were vivisected and humans broke treateis and promizes like the red man claim and how his peoples dna is f'd and they cant have kids(too many shots or soy?) and even if they live forever, they can be iced and kimera was from earth and augmented to be w/e she is like in yugioh gx with yubel being devolved into a dameon dragon to protect past judai and made into a hermaphrodite</p><p>also dark cape is devolved guys brother and calls out to him if hes here but he dont show, also the bells the vampires carry is like osamus and dark cape has no man parts or w/e and cant breed(shouldnt have gotted the hormones and surgery)</p><p>so dark campe comes in and has eaten people to revive hsi arm and he fights the devolved guy as kimera was put in thesodomachine and osamu gopt these greasy tentacles grab him but they dont enter his anus</p><p>the other goblin extends tentalces from its back around kimera and its all greasy and slimy and like you'd expect in an80s film like the thing or the fly</p><p>we gte kind of a dbz/urotsukidoji fight with devolved guy and dark cape blows off the other golin tentacle monster from osamu but when osamu calls his name he stalls and is caught by the tentacles and beat around</p><p>man this church is like a catclevania boss room</p><p>so lardo comes in and trys to get devolved guy named ginzu ro w/e to stop and when fatty sez th machine works, he tentacles fatty who sez kimera will bite it as the tentacles erupt from his head and hsi guts burst out and a gun drops</p><p>ginzu sez fatty betrayed his race and his kind is not needed but osamu gets the gun and asks if they even tries to coexist, but ghinzu throws fatty who splatters in a blood spray</p><p>osamu fired but the force field stops it but dark cape snipers him from behind and tells osamu to end kimera or his race is over and teleports him to the room with kimera in the machine as the tentacle gblin is spazzing and imera is in a tentacle cocoon</p><p>Osamu struggles with wasting his gay boyfriend like shinji in evangelion and fires and fires but then dark cape ends devolved guy with a gold cross and the church crumbles and they bite it</p><p>later jay and dad go to the church and find it was bought by the blonde dr fata55 and they fidn a cruched ding a lin g from osamu</p><p>elsewhere in a place like the end of terminator 1, osamu gets food from a store and gets in a jeep and kimera is in the car with him and they make out and kimera is pregnant</p><p>he sez he opened pandoras box and their kid might end da urth but pandora also had hope left in the box like yugioh zexal andhe loves his mentally ret-rded hermaphrodite butt buddy and has hope</p><p>kinda like how they kid might be devolved but it hasnt done anything wrong an they could raise it to be good, like with the slimy thing in alien resurrection should have</p><p>they drive off in the sun and music plays</p><p>the end</p><p>that was pretty good</p><p>nice music and good animation</p><p>the ending is a bit f'd but its got that terminatior thing of the coming storm but we fight on towards the unknwn</p><p>i can see why he'd rick the planet for love as we care more for our gf's than others, so if africa was gonna get nuked and i couldstop it from launching or stop the nuke my gf is tied to from launching, i;d save her over africa, as i can live withouth a place i'd never go, but i care more for her</p><p>the animation and gore is pretty good and the art is kinda nice in a bit of a ninja scroll/cyber city oedo 808 way but not quite like yoshiaki kawajiri</p><p>some think its a yaoi, but yaoi isnt with hermaphrodites, like furry's are not into plants</p><p>tree girls?! thats what I call(puts on shades) getting wood! yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!</p><p>but this was a pretty good anime and its only like 47 mins and has good characters and style</p><p>like Devilman and Violence Jack: NOT gay, its hermaphrodites</p><p>see also 4chan</p><p>Nowadays people might say "kimera is non binary as they/they don't fit grder" but what they/them forget is: no unary is non canon and thats different than a hermaphrotide.</p><p>but they want the soviets to come back so they dont count</p><p>and like sailor moon, the dub made kimera a chick, well, kinsa, she's full of j-zz!</p><p>Also this seems a bit like species of a green thing wanting to breed with earth men and make a new race to wipe out the people</p><p>For Kimera 2 I want it to be the 2010s and Kimera has a daughter who no one knows is a Semi Dhampir and goes to high school and hangs out with malcontent teens and has a manly bf who is blonde and beefy, but when a gang of fruits trys to turn him with thing WOC With Out Consent, she saves him and wasts the gang, and they gotta deal with the other gang members and some of them are into the black arts and are descendants of the boxer rebellion from the 1900s and use the possession of wicked spirits to gain power. And Kimera Jr and her manly American Bf gotta beat through em. Also its a 2D Beat Em Up on Switch, Ps4, Xbox w/e that generation is called(i think x box 1) and Sega Dreamcast where you pla as up to 2 players and 1 is Kimera Jr and the other is her BF and you beat enemies up and the BF has Super Ameri canism with being a tall 5'8 due and Kimera Jr has tentacle limbs extentions that nail guys.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-47259552672099463152023-12-26T23:56:00.000-08:002023-12-26T23:56:48.497-08:00Hardcase Review<p> Note: I spell HAERD</p><p>Hardcase</p><p>This is my revew on Hardcase from the distant fiuteree year (To lon chaney jr maybe) of 1972 (50 years before Robotech II The Sentinwels)</p><p>Its a tv movie directed by John Llewellyn Moxey who did nothing I daw</p><p>It stars Clint Walker from The Ten Commandments\The Night of the Grizzly\The Dirty Dozen\More Dead Than Alive\1994s Maverick\Small Soldiers, The Polish Stefanie Powers from McLintock!\Die! Die! My Darling!\The Rockford Files\Hart to Hart, Pedro Armendariz Jr from Chisum\The Mask of Zorro\The Mexican\The Legend of Zorro, Alex Karras from Blazing Saddles\M*A*S*H, and some guys I never saw in anything or aint on back door, soy boy, beta male, candy a55, frooty booty, gender offender, sodom bottom, aids bag, cripple nipple, banana crammer wikipedia</p><p>I never saw thjis b4 but its giving on Grit and I like Clint Walker</p><p>huh, its by Hanna-Barbera Productions</p><p>so after credits and title to full screen and 70s tv color in yellow font we see this ethnic guy being taken away as his woman whines for him and its in soviet mexico wityh these mexcioes gonna firing squad him</p><p>clint walker comes in on his chocolate house i mean horse and wants to meet this guy named sea moan and finds the ethniced guy who just was capped ewas sea moans friend</p><p>the mexcio soldiers who are like a foot less than him bring him to the army commander and commander asks if hes a bounty hunter as sea moan is a rebel but clint didnt know</p><p>he has a gun he got in the philipeans as there was a wat there anfd i think black jack pershings fixed things there</p><p>clint is a good guy and he wants to get his cr-p back from sea moan and isnt a mercenary and is on his own</p><p>as mexico isnt a free country like America, clint is sent to cook in the heatand strung up by his arms for a while</p><p>To the Tune of Puttin On The Ritz: Don't You Go To MeXiCo, 4 If U Do, U Might Find UrSelf Chopped To Bits, And EaTen On Ritz!</p><p>at night this mexico with a ousta che takes out the guard and another cuts clint free and theyescape by a bright grassy area and get him to his horse and escape</p><p>turns out he turned clint in to see if he was on the enemy side and as he wasnt he took a chance that mightve iced him as the people cant trust the army like the cartles today that otta be nuked</p><p>they go on and its day ad are to find sea moan and his woman/wife and in the day time come by this nerd with glasses and a gold shipment comes by wth mexcio soldiers and eventually yhese White guys use a cannon and blow apart horses bada55edly and open fire</p><p>the Whits attack and theres sword and gun fights like Transformers and nerd rolls the cannon on some mexcioes</p><p>lint has his firearm back somehow and caps a dude and the Whites got the gold</p><p>this guy who looks like the ugly from the good the bad and the ugly or the guy who didnt get bummed in deliverance is sea moan and wants to help the poeple but is told the people need more weapons and bullets</p><p>sea moan thanks clint for saving him and clint sez his name is jack rutherford and wants to know where this chick is that sea maon sez she thought he was dead and married him</p><p>So sea moan i mean nerd sez how they had Whites in here who left after not getting paid and some gaijin came in and they are fighting the gov as a revolution to free the people from the evil meixoc</p><p>so the heroes return to this slum village and sea mons woman is there and sees clint and is unsure of what to say or do, but later in a barn she b--ches about how he didnt keep his word about settling down with her and how she stayed with him and he bought a ranch but didnt stay and figgered he liked the army more</p><p>later she got a telegram and he was taken prisoner for 18 months and she didnt know if he was dead or alive but waited but not long enough and met sea moan</p><p>she sez shes been happy here in soiet mexico a the one White Woman who all those gaijin probably j=rked off to as mezicoans like blondes and big butts and dbz</p><p>so clint the jack wants his share of the money from the sale of the ranchbut chick sez they blew it on guns and ammo and kids foot and other things he didnt consent to and the gold he jacked is for the revolution and he cant give it</p><p>sea moan wants to offer a paper for it and offers him food and equipment and jack the clint is disgruntled over it</p><p>this gaijin took his womana dn his home and money and burned it on cr-p on is homeland, totally not like today!</p><p>so at night they give him his cr-p and the meoustahce who saved him offers him sympathies and jakc sez thanks for yesterday and nerd sez he takes a beating pretty good natrued</p><p>at night he gets a rope and grabs his woman in bed and as sea moan treid tostop him, jakc beats him out as hes an American and higher evolved than a mexico and ez if you want him alive, dont scream</p><p>jack is gonna bring sea moan to sell for a bounty andties him up and puts him in a blanket and if she tries to stop him, he'd cap that mexico</p><p>when jack goes out with sea moan on his extra horse, a meciso guard stops him for going too soon and chick comes in and sez sea moan sent her to show him the way, but now she cant go back and they know she's jacks woman and when they notice sea moan is gone, she sh-t will hit the fan and splatter on the gaijin</p><p>later its daylight and jack cuts sea moan out of his cocoon and tells him hes bringing him and sea moan wonders why chick is there? for sea moan or jack?</p><p>also a love triabgle with a white and a mexico and a chick, like twilight but not f==king ghey</p><p>sea moan sez he knows all the info the gov needs to stop the resistance and this is getting like the resistance in star wars and the empire</p><p>so they go onward riing horses as if i said they go on onhorses ti would be f;d and later, she tells sea moan to ditch em 1st chance they get as the people need him more than she does but he dont wanna leave her with him but this was done with casablanka</p><p>she knows the jack wont hurt her and sea moan wonders if hes doing this for pride or if hes gonna turn him in</p><p>then these guys open fire and miss each shot on jack and he holds sea moan at gunpoint andgets the enemys to come out</p><p>its a chubby meicox and they work for sea moan and fatty asks why she aided jack but sea moan sez she had no chocie</p><p>sea moan sez they got days to the boarder at Texas and if they follo him he'd need to sleep, but jack sez he spent more than 1 night awake during the war and will push it to the limit and make it in 2 nights instead of 3</p><p>after a while jack is gettign tired and tells his woman to go back and tell someone to make a deal and give the ressitance 1000$ and he's gong in the hill caves and if he falls asleep he's gonna ice the sea moan</p><p>he cuts a branch off and brings the sea moan in the cave and unties him and lets him off the horse and taks off his hand ropes that ramian but has sea moan lay on his gut and ties him uo</p><p>sea moan treis to struggle but jack sez not to F with him or he'd end him</p><p>the sea moans minions wanna ice jack as he sleeps and nerd wants to offer him soem gold but this higher rank mexico es sea moan wont accept it as that gold is for the people and 1 guy i think nerd sez the dead dont matter but jakc is alive</p><p>in the cave the jack does something with the plant needles and sea moan se if he offwered the gold then akc wouldnt like it as he'd ahve no reason to do all this cr-p</p><p>jack fires on someone and tells em to gtfo and rigs a spiney branch by his neck so if he falls asleep he'd get pricked and wake up</p><p>its night and clint jakc is getting tired and one thing that gets you awake is getting a b0ner and he increased blood flow and heart rate awakens you, but they can't have b0ners in 70s tv movies</p><p>chick and nerd come in and they guys he asked wont do the deal but another guys might and nerd wants to up the ante and get some of the pot but jack only wants enought for what he's owed and nerd wants 1500$ and jack agrees for a piece of it and nerd looks like touretres guy meets dahmer meets gacy meets john goodman in the big lbowski</p><p>jack goes to sleep and wakes up with nerd aiming a gun at him and guves him his gun back and they go out in the heavy fog and the sea moan and chick are gone</p><p>they got a day and a half to the boarder and nerd asks about her wanting sea moan and they eventually get to town and the mexicops come and they open fire on the mexicops and ride aroudn on horeses like fire emblem</p><p>chicks horse gets f'd and sea moan runs on horse back but jack tackles the horse and it trips and he catches sea moan</p><p>nerd gets his horse shot but he aims at the mexico but dont fire and chick got f'd in the fall and with the survivning mecixop comming they gotta juice an get outta there like sonic in the underground</p><p>so they go on and use dead mexicop horses and chick talks with jack about things and then jakc fights the sea moan and nerd pulls him off so this 6'6 american dont beat dead this devolved mexicon</p><p>jack thinks chick was drawing his attention to let sea moan escape and tells her to be with sea mon where they belong</p><p>the next day nerd ties up sea moan and sea moan asks for cigar but nerd sez he'd buy him more after the pay</p><p>jak wants to send chick back but nerd sez the mexciosps are out there and the sea mons ites might be there so they bring her along</p><p>so they go on and if this were made today they;d probably run into a mexicryptid like a flying humanoid or an elf or a chupacabra cuz all kinds of crazy cr-p happens in mexico</p><p>nerd thinks there might be an ambush but jack thinks if they were gonna attack they would have or somehting about an attack not working b4, but the guys who said it might be the other way</p><p>they go on and find the sea mon ites are ambushing em and so are the mexicops andthe jack and friends escape as the mezicops and rebels waste each other</p><p>jak hasd nerd hide the horses and jack looks out at the now silent battlefield and sees the mexicops are searching the boarder until they try to cropss and to catch em</p><p>sea moan vows to ice jack for this but unlike some other jacks who hate freedom, he dont deserve it</p><p>its getting darker and the mexciops are torturing the rebels as mexicops do andjack and friends are hiding in the green plants area, a green h-ll if you will as its in h e doubel mexico</p><p>later jack times it andas the last patroll went by he's gonna go for the boearder like flash point but here they say which boarder and in there they necer say as its filmed in soviet canada and aired in Amercia</p><p>they go down and see bodies and 1 guys head is on another guys butt and i imagine if they posed the bodies in a b0ning pose like 1 corpse b0ning another corpse</p><p>so sea moan sez the dead guys all had cr-p they wanted to have like a ranch but they instead died for jack's pride and it wins the jack over and he's gonna let the sea moan go</p><p>nnerd wants to go on and b--ches at jack over not getting paid and how he wants what he's owed but jack sez he'd get his bakc pay from the army and would owe the rest but its not enuff for nerd</p><p>nerd takes the horses and is gonna go but jakc fihts nerd and is strangling jack with the gun</p><p>sea moan beats out nerd and saves the jack and jack gets the gun and nerd gets his gandalf hat and they look at each other for a while until chick goes off with mexico and jack goes to soviet san fran sodom with nerd to get his back pay</p><p>the end</p><p>that was pretty good</p><p>didt go where I expected it to</p><p>Tought sea moan would get it and jack would get the chick, or the nerd would get it, but it the ending makres sense</p><p>good acting and clint is good as a bada55</p><p>stefanie did a good job as the woman and she had good moments</p><p>good filming and even though the acion was a bit fake, it didn't ruin it</p><p>good twists and I didsn't know where it was going</p><p>Its a well done movie and holds up</p><p>Also it shows how devolved mexico is</p><p>For Hardcase 2 I want Jack and the other guy to be going to san fran sicko anmd run into a town with a flying humanoid going around and he has to unravel the ytery, but then its revealed to be a daemon and he needs blessed weapons to kill it and goes to get a priest and return before the flying humanoid wipes out the village. Also its a 2 player 16 bit Run And Gun like Sunset Riders on sega genesis, sbes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba, but you fight mexicans and indians and malcontents and bandits and the bosses are flying humanoids that devolve into weird la blue girl monsters as a 2nd and 3rd forme</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-66907080024433642402023-12-26T11:53:00.000-08:002023-12-26T11:53:43.469-08:00Game Reviews Volume 33 From 2023 Part VII<p> Well, I managed to beat another 10 games before the year ended, so here's them. All of em Sega 40% Anime Based.</p><p>Just beat Demolition Man on my 218 Genesis games Multicart. Its a Side Scrolling Run And Gun based on the 90s movie that got the future pretty right. You use Stallone and 1 button is Grenade, 1 is Gun and 1 is Jump and you can change em. If you play on Easy it ends after a number of levels and says "Play on Normal". You get a life bar that goes fast and can climb and jump on ladders and pipes. There's a few Top Down Levels like Super C where you gotta save these same looking guys and blast enemies who never stop coming. The graphics are pretty good for 16 bit and the music is good. It controls pretty well but some parts it seems like doing the same thing gets different results, like the underground level you gotta climb across this pipe and fall to a ladder on the left side, where I'd miss or get it by chance. There's a number of Voice Clips from the movie and they sound good. You can lock your aim and can move in the top down levels and Strafe with I think holding fire and another button. No Tank Controls and you go where you aim. You got endless ammo and can hold fire and shred em full auto. Its easy to bite it but there's 2 codes that help: Pause then C A B A Left or B A B A Left is an extra guy and Pause then Left Right A B B skips the level. There's also a level select code I never used that's A C Up Left Right. You fight Dennis Rodman or Westley Snipes or w/e as the boss a few times and the final one you gotta cap him as he jumps between platforms and grab the Ice Grenades, they throw em at him and fire on him b4 he thaws. Most bosses seem to keep the damage you give when you bite it so you can attrition em but I think the last boss you gotta do it all in 1 go. The games pretty tough and you get a few continues, but its easier to use codes. I liked the movie and the game was pretty good. Glad I did this.</p><p>Just beat Mad Stalker: Full Metal Forth on Genesis. Its a Beat Em Up Mech game that was on the X68000 and PC Engine but was only brought to the Genesis in the 2020s. A is punch, B is kick, Up is Jump and can double jump and you can crouch. You got a 2 player vs mode to use any of the mechs but Story Mode only has you play as 1 guy like Rise of the Robots. In other versions you could choose from 3 Mechs like Rise 2 Resurrection. The graphics are pretty cool and the Mech designs are well done and have a bit of a Robotech or Ghost in the Shell feel. The D Pad and buttons can do moves and you get infinite continues that puts you back on the ara you left on. Its a 1 plane game like Altered Beast and the bosses are pretty cheap, so you gotta outcheap em and get em in loops by doing the Rainbow Move of Jump Kick and Jump back, or for the Sword guy, Sweep the leg and walk up to Sweep again. A and B is Block and while you can do a rush attack, there's no run or fast move. After a bit you get a Life Pod that busting it heals you but not always full. The final battle is against a Rival Mech like you but a few extra moves but he's not so bad if you jump kick around. Its a good last battle like Ken Vs Raoh where there's no ninja tricks, only 2 rivals going at it 1 last time. The story is good Sci Fi with the distant future year of 2142 and a computer from the past war taking over past mechs found and you are in the only uncontrolled one and gotta stop em. I think for Mech games, Ranger X was better but thats a shooter and this is a brawler. Its kinda hard and there's a boss rush where you gotta beat like 4 bosses again, then a hypercomputer, then escape the ship blowing, then face the final guy. It took me 16 Continues to beat it. I did it on Easy and it still was a bit tough. It cost like over 90$ and I'm glad I got this game. Its pretty cool and had a colored manual and Post Card. Its got that 90s style and 80s Mechs when Anime was cool.</p><p>Just beat Magic Knight Rayearth for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a RPG where you have these 3 chicks from a TMS Anime by Clamp fighting various monsters and enemies on a quest to catch this Neopet looking thing called Monoka that I wanna call Monaka after the devolved guy from Dragon Ball Super. 1 button is Yest the other is No and Start opens a Menu. The battles, which can be pretty often, have you using a kind of slot machine thing of the 3 girls at the bottom scrolling and when the image of them is their face, you can choose to use em by pressing Yes when the girl is in the center. You can use an item, Use Magic that costs MP, Run(Except during a boss) or Attack and you gotta beat on the enemy until you or it falls. There's also Wild Cards where randomly a card happens and gives a bonus like Extra Money, Life or Magic Restore, Revival, Triple Attack, Predicting/avoiding the enemy, All Attacks Being Criticals, Run or 1 hit kill (neither works on bosses) but also 2 bd cards that halve life or MP. Is this where Cardcaptors got it from? Its got good colorful graphics and the music is upbeat. It plays pretty well but sometimes the foe attacks as I'm about to choose mine and I gotta wait a bit to loop around the Roulette. The Flame Chan or w/e spell immobilizes the foe and you can wail on em for a bit but some foes can heal with a breath. 3 bosses you gotta do some gimmick to beat like get enough Crits or I think Choose Magic even though its the Silent Forest and can't be used there. If all 3 guys bite it, you go back to the last save and can try again. There's 2 save files and overall this game is kinda easy. Its more for fans of the show but I never saw it and I liked it. Its a lite game that's not too long but has a number of cutscenes that go on. There's some puzzles like going in a forest maze but its not too bad. I'm glad I did this one and might wanna watch the Anime at some point.</p><p>Just beat R-Type on my 100 Master System Games GBA Multicart. Its a Shmup from IREM where you play as this ship an fight through 8 levels. It can be beat in like 20 mins if perfect but 1 touch of ANYthing and you go back to the last Checkpoint. Even if you Game Over you keep the Checkpoint but you can't go back so some Power Ups you might need you'll have to do w/o. You get Homing Missiles, Spheres above and below, An Option thing that shields you from enemy shots and you can launch or recall with the non fire button. Also you get a Tri Laser that rebounds, A Power Beam and a Flowing attack that goes above/below and crawls across where it lands. If an enemy hits the option it dies but if it touches you, then you bite it. You get a few Continues but on the Continue Screen you can move your Thumb around the D Pad Clockwise and get up to 12 extra Continues. After that you gotta use Counterclockwise to access the Sound Test, Hold the Option Launcher Button, move to Sound 62, Press Fire 3x, then exit the Test and you can Clockwise Spin to get an extra 30. This can be done over and over so its like an Arcade where you put an extra coin in to Continue. The graphics are good but there's a but of slowdown/flicker when too much happens. the 2nd last level is the hardest as you gotta go through this maelstrom of enemies firing at you before the boss and guys below firing missiles. Plus if you die at ANY point after the Checkpoint, you can't go back and gotta do it w/o the Option. I beat that by Pausing over and over to give me more reaction time but it still was tough. I'm not even that big on Shmups but this had cool bosses that were pretty big and colorful. Glad I beat this but its pretty tough. Oh and there are Speed Power Ups and biting it makes you go back to base mode w/o Power Ups.</p><p>Just beat Truxton for Sega Genesis on my 2DS. Its a Shmup up by Toaplan where you vertically fight through a Tallscreen (The opposite of widescreen) series of levels and pop enemy fighters and huge bosses. The graphics are good and the music is nice and it controls pretty well. 1 button is the peashooter, another also is the peashooter but I think not rapid fire and the last one is a nuke that you have a limited number of but can get more. You get Speed Power Ups and Extra guys with enough points or finding em in a Power Up and there's these P things that collect that I think give you stronger Weapons when you get enough. You got a Lightening Force Weapon with zapping in a spread pattern with enough boosts, Also is the Spread Peashooter that gives you a kind of barrier that enemies pop if they run into the sides of. Then there's the Greed Laser that is a death stream and plows through enemies. You get infinite Continues to get through and it saves your checkpoints so you don't gotta go back but if you bite it you go back to base forme w/o Power Ups. There' not much difference between using a life/continue but you don't keep the Nukes or P's you collect if you Continue. There's a good little trick to do where if you fire a Nuke and pause, the Nuke still damages as the game is paused so you can clear bosses fast this way. The game is pretty forgiving but you bite it in one hit so it kinda evens out. Its a pretty cool game and while I'm not super into Shmups I like how this gives you chances. After all, if you are in an arcade you can put in another coin and continue, so Infinite Continues is Canon. Glad I did this one. Oh and your stars are on the right side of the screen and the screen scrolls left and right as you move but its only a little bit. Often going back and forth while holding fire can clear out the enemies. I did use Save States but mainly to save time as either way I get infinite Continues.</p><p>Just beat Orguss for SG-1000 on my 2DS. Its based on the 80s Anime Super Dimension Century Orguss by the Robotech guys that I never saw and is a 2D Shmup. You use a Mech that turns into a Jet and back with 1 button and fires its Peashooter with the other with Start Pausing it. You get 3 lives and around 2 and a bit mins to get through 3 backgrounds of Grass, Sea and Checkerboard to get to this Tower and nail it enough as 4 enemies come at you over and over. After you pop it the game loops and has more things firing on you but I think once you beat the 1st loop its beat as you got the final guy. You take up more space in Robot Mode and the background moves slower so it takes longer to get to the goal in time, so its best to tun to Jet Mode and battle until it auto turns on the last part. You can shoot out enemy shots and for an 8 bit game in the start of the 80s, this is around as close as you can get to a Macross Dogfight in a video game. The graphics have nice color and the music is those beeps and boops people who make TV Shows think modern video games sound like. You get 3 guys and after that its game over but you can beat the game in under 3 mins if you do it right. If you get hit you blow and take a few seconds to resummon but that eats the timer, which I never ran out for me as I either got iced or beat the game before it happened. The scrolling is kinda choppy but its not bad and some of the enemy's look sort translucent and their shots can be a bit tough to see, but in good light its not bad. I wanted to play this for a while and I'm glad I did but I'd probably like it more if I knew the show other than Art I find looking up Robotech. Its a decent simple game and for its time as a quick tie in for an 80s anime, its not bad.</p><p>Just beat Ninku for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a Fighting game based on this Anime/Manga from the 90s about this devolved kid and his homies who have some kinda quest to go on. Its one of the things that inspired Naruto and I've never seen it but looked into it after beating it. 1 button is punch, the other is kick and start pauses. You can spazz on the D Pad to do special movie and build Ki b holding both buttons. Ki don't seem to go down by using moves but I think you gotta build it up enough to access the better ones. Between fights are long things of dialogue in Japanese that I'm not able to read most of yet. Also you move around a map to Dots to advance the story but there's random battles and some parts you can say Yes or No to change if you fight or not. The game has pretty good graphics for 8 bit and the music is good. It plays pretty well and you can hold back to block and up to jump. The thing is: This game is petty hard. Probably the hardest Game Gear Game I played. A few bosses are overpowered and can end you in a few hits, but take little from your blows. I find getting em in a loop of low kicks to trip or spazzing the move the human sized guy in clothes uses to jump on the wall and dive like Mai Shiranui over and over to fight cheap. The final boss took me like at least half an hour and I had to abuse save sates to beat him as your attacks to little, even throws and super moves, and he does like 20% of your full bar in 1 hit. Also he blocks nearly every hit and is fast. I eventually learned to to hit and run moves and jumping a lot but still. Also there's unlimited Continues and a Password but if you bite it, you get sent back a certain bit back depending on where you are. Its got 2 sequels on Game Gear and I plan on doing those. Its a good game and I'm glad I played it, but its pretty unfair at times. Oh and some fights are 3 life bars each and you use 3 different guys but the foe is the same and some are several guys with low HP in a row.</p><p>Just beat Street Fighter II for Master System on my 2DS Its an 8 bit version of the Capcom Arcade Game and only has 2 buttons, 1 for Punch the other is Kick and you spazz the D Pad to do special moves. There's 8 fighters, Ryu, Ken, Chun Li, Guile, Blanka, Balgog, Sagat and M Bison and after you fight them in that order its over. You seem to get unlimited Continues like the Arcade and Start can Pause. You can turn off the Time Limit and have it on Easy, Normal or Hard and it plays pretty well for 8 bit. The graphics are pretty good but some Backgrounds are missing and the Music is pretty good with the 8 bit Beeps/Boops. There's surprisingly good voices in here and you can understand what's said. Usual best of 3 rounds and beat on the foe til 1 falls and Up is Jump with holding away from the foe on the D Pad to Block. I think they did pretty good for this and I used Blanka and put it on Easy. Its got good speed and controls pretty well and there's no points or Perfects for not taking damage, On Easy I never lost a round and pretty much creamed everyone easy. Often I'd Crouch and punch and beat em down. Yeah they cut a lot of things from here, but I think it turned out better than the Game Boy Version, although I haven't played that one, but heard it didn't do well. For doing this on the Sega Master System in the 90s in Brazil, it turned out quite well, even with some things removed. I mean if they didn't take out those things the rest of the game would be less. They kinda cut off a finger to save the hand and in here you can even play as the boss characters so its pretty cool. And they got the main ones that most people like. No Zangief, E Honda, Dhalsim or Vega, but those guys can be irritating and the ones we got were worthy. Makes me wonder if they tried to bring Fatal Fury or Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer to the system. It could be pretty good maybe. Glad I did this one. Its a quick play but a fun ride.</p><p>Just beat Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - The Movie for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a 2D Fighting Game based on the 90s movie where you play a round as a Ranger, then as the Thunder Megazord, even if using the White Ranger. Then fight some Oozemen until; Ivan Ooze comes in and busts you. Then most of the movie is skipped with Text and you face 2 rounds as the Ninja Megazord against Ivan Oozes Zords. Both buttons attack and spazzing like Street Fighter lets you do a Power Move for each button. The Rangers are hit or miss but the Yellow one is probably the worst with both Super Moves being throwing her Daggers. The Thunder Megazord isn't bad but isn't so great and the Ninja Megazord is better with a spin kick like in Double Dragon but going forward and at an angle. Rocky and Tommy are pretty good and I didn't use Billy or Kimberly as there's only 4 Ranger Rounds and I used Adam 1st. You get 6 Continues and can have the game in Easy, Normal or Hard and 1, 3 or 5 best of rounds. If you bite it on the Zord Battle, you continue on that battle and don't gotta go back and face the Ranger part. In the Ranger part you fight Puttys and Oozemen but they have a bit of HP and you et a bit back each time you beat one. The graphics are good and its got good colors. The Life Bar is Yellow on Blue so you easily know how you are and the animation is good. The gameplay is pretty fast and it controls pretty well but some jumps are in arcs. The music is from the show and is pretty cool and the sound effects fit. I liked this one and I'm glad I did it. Its a decent game and a nice tie in to the Movie. Better than the 90s GB Version of it The AVGN Reviewed. It can be beat I under 30 mins or your pizzas free and its got nice artwork based on the Movie like Lord Zedd and Ivan Ooze. Its kinda simple and not that tough but its a decent Power Rangers Game.</p><p>Just beat Ninku 2 - Tenkuuryuu e no Michi for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a 2D Fighting game based on the manga that inspired Naruto. You play as 1 of 3 guys at a time, A Devolved Ninja Kid, A Guy in blue, and a guy in undies, and fight a few battles while hammering through walls of Unskippable Japanese Text you can't read. 1 button is punch and the other is kick and doing Quarter Circles on the D Pad with them does different super moves. Both Buttons together held charges Ki and unlike the 1st game, you use Ki to do Super Moves and gotta keep stopping to recharge. Also you get Ki by taking damage. The graphics are good and the music is nice and it mostly plays well, but sometimes the moves wouldn't go, but it might be my D Pad. If an enemy gets behind you, then you gotta not press anything and wait to turn around. Sometimes if you are holding back, then the foe is ahead of you now and you ain't blocking. The direction you sweep the D Pad in determines which super move you do and when they get behind you and you didn't turn around, it does the wrong move. I usually used Fusuke the Devolved Kid and the other guys didn't seem as good as in the last game. You can slide forward kick holding Diagonal Toward the enemy and kick. You get unlimited Continues to beat this and after losing you can hammer through text to try again and maybe choose another fighter. There's no Map or random fights and you always have full life and its always 1 on 1. There are less fights and the game isn't as long as the 1st but its also more balanced. The hard parts are less hard and the easy enemies are tougher. The final boss is the blonde guy with Ice Powers and he can still take you down in a few hits, but he actually takes more damage when you do hit. The final boss is MUCH more fair and he's not as aggressive. Every Enemy seems to take less damage than you but its not impossible. I'm glad I did this one and its pretty good. In some ways better than the 1st, in others not. It evens out. Oh and when the guys get too far apart the screen jump cuts zoomed out, which can be a bit disorienting.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-87013070122216645282023-12-24T03:49:00.000-08:002023-12-24T03:49:57.035-08:00Mockery Review<p> Note: I mock spelli ng of like I do</p><p>Mockery</p><p>This is y reiew on Mockery from the distant future year (The The Czar) of 927 (100 years before Transformers Zone maube)</p><p>Its directed by Benjamin Christensen who did Haan</p><p>It stars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Blackbird//The Monster/He Who Gets Slapped/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\ The False Faces, Barbara Bedford from the 1920 of the Mohicans, Ricardo Cortez from Torrent\The Walking Dead, Mack Swain from Tillie's Punctured Romance, Emily Fitzroy from Way Down East\the 20s Don Juan\Bardelys the Magnificent\The Trail of '98\Two-Faced Woman, Charles Puffy from The Man Who Laughs /Dr. Mabuse, der Spieler, Johnny Mack Brown Our Dancing Daughters, Albert Conti from The Eagle\Camille\Show People\The Black Cat, Jules Cowles from The Lost World\Seven Chances\The Show, Russ Powell from da 20-z The Hunchback of Notre Dame\The Show\The Red Mill\The Cossacks\King Kong\the 30Z The Count of Monte Cristo\the 30s Call of the Wild\the 30s The Three Musketeers\Son of Frankenstein\the 30s The Hunchback of Notre Dame\Citizen Kane, Michael Visaroff from Two Ara bian Knights\Disraeli\Dracula\Mark of the Vampire\For Whom the Bell Tolls, and a bucha guys I never saw in anything else and or aint on back door, beta male, cady a55, soy boy, uso suki, okama suki, akuma suki, hippe, peta, vegan, stoner, monky junkie, sodom bottom, aifs bag, gender offender, necro pedo wikipedia</p><p>I saw this b4 and liked it and its public domain</p><p>so aftr the lion logo and title card and credits, text sez its siberia during a war and famine is aroud as a guy looks through bodies on the grund to loot</p><p>its lon chaney whos sergei and is a ret-rd ut paranoid sfter da war andeats food he got off a corpse and drinks his liquid as a dying guy begs for it</p><p>he notices the dying guy and goes to himto help as a chick warches and he notices the chick and ditches the corpse</p><p>chick wants to go to some places called novokurst and offers to pay lon to bring him there but he sez no ters too manyu soldiers</p><p>se offers food and being a soviet he needs that and she tells him if they meet anyone, she'd do the talking and he'd go with it</p><p>they go off andlater he eats food, whichis rare in the ussr due to communim but this is b4 that and they grow closer and shes his 1st friend</p><p>they go on and see soldiers and lon is suspect and she sez to tell em shes his wife, as ugly guys like lon chaney can get pretty girls, then again, pete davidson gets a lot of 5kanks and he's devolved</p><p>maybe he's got a huge d0ng? unlike him, my thing is uncut and commercial free, as he's probably got t=mpax tattooned on his thing</p><p>so they get past the soldiers and long gets em to a house he knows the owners of and maybe her b0ners of and s they near, the owner hides</p><p>lon notices somethings up and its very still on there and looks aroundas owner hifes in theupper area and lon finds bullet marks and blood stains</p><p>chick is too tured to go on and thry stay here and he helps take off her shoes as she looks sainbtly and the foot help os biblical</p><p>he unwraps her foot and shes sleeping andlon gets waterto soak her white virgin feet in a wood thing</p><p>as the foot fetish people start j=rkin off to this film, lon gets a bed ready on a wod thing then tenderly cares for her innocent feet and takes em out of the wood thing, then carries her to the wood bench to sleep on wth another foot shot like its a quentin tarentino film</p><p>lon sits on the floor and sleeps as the owener comes down andthey wake up to see him and he talk to chic who sez shes a peasnt and lon is her hsband</p><p>owner sez her hands are too White fora peasant and shes not her husband as eastern europeands are smart</p><p>owner has friends comming and he starts trying to b0ne the chick but his droogs come by and he tells this fata5 to interrogate lon to tell the truth</p><p>lon sez shes his eove andfata55 brings in his goons to search him and fata55 feels up chick but owner sez women like her wont talk but lon can and they take off his shirt and fata55 whips him like a slve</p><p>soldiers are comming and the baddz clear out andlon falls over from his whipping and chick tends ti him as he keeps aying "he's my wife" even though they are gone</p><p>she calls to the soldiers and sez she has a message for HQ and shes countess alexis andher orders are sewn in her apron</p><p>on novorisk or w/e the HQ is in the home of genera Vlad who ricardo corte i think ands alexis is at the hospital to look over lon chaney</p><p>a soldier comes by and has a smoke and sees alexis whos real name is long and eurtopean as Alexandrova a nd when she wakes up he jokes with her about being a phestent but she sez shes countess alexis and he shapes up and sez hes here to bring her to HQ</p><p>he sez sorry and i think this is ricardo and hes gay for her and in this ww1 uniforme and looks liek yasunori kato from teito monogatari</p><p>sergei recovers as hes slavic and we're tough c-ck suckers and goes to see general Vlad who thinks hes a begger but when alexis comes in he hears shes the guest of vlads group and is kinda j-zzing in his pants at how formal she lokks</p><p>they talk and he sz hes recovered and how he didnt know she was a countess and she said she was always his friend\</p><p>countess has him taken to be given a job and food and he sees the image of The Vidgin and bows to t and removes his hat and the co workers call him da stoopid peasent who helped the countess</p><p>the vlad leader was a war profiteer and made a lot of money like THEY do after THEY start things and theres a party with ricardo and countess getting along an dshe plays piano</p><p>lon tells this guy feiarri or Gabriel Iglesias looking tubbo about how he saved the countess with taking a beating but mexico sez the rich dont care for the lower classes and gives him booze and tells em "we're all equal" as a way to lure him to communism</p><p>mexico is a commie and plans to be part of something to make the countess give him what hshe owns him and lon sees lexis and ricardo outside having a nice talk and he goes out</p><p>tuboo commie sees him and as lon follows he notices they are close ans he smooches him and she smooches back and they see him as he takes off his hat to show respect</p><p>she asks if vlad gave him employment and he sez he's only a servant not a friend and she tells ricardo that seigei helped her get here safe and ricardo offers a handshake</p><p>lon looks devolvedly at him like some kind of cave man and eventually shakes his hand and walks off bitter and butthurt back to the kitchen</p><p>tubbo mexico has an evil smile on whats left of its teeth and treis seducing him into evil like satan or megatron wth his commie propaganda with plans of being equal to the aristocrats</p><p>he wants to be kissd like the ricardo but worries she might not like him but tubbo mexico sez "how couldn she not" which i think is code for "he's gonna b0ne her w o c: with out consent!"</p><p>so a soldier on horseback comes in and ses "we're attacking tonight" and the people get ready for oit and at night the countess hugs ricardo bye and lon watches</p><p>u wanted to be her friend, friends dont b0ne friends, thats for husbands and wives</p><p>so the soldiers go off on their mission like in Robotech and tubbo mexico is behind lons left shoulder like the devil and sez "theres no soldier to stop you now" and that communication is cut off and the forces are out so norovust will fall and no one will save em</p><p>the workers have a malcontent meeting like a union and lon smokes, which is what killed his actor, then goes on as this woman comes up and sprays perfume and b--ches about lon smoking tobacco and he drops it on the rug and stomps it, which makes lady b--ch out at him</p><p>to be afair, i wouldnt want someone smoking in my home</p><p>so these ugly guys catch a woman i think the countess and mug her of her jewlery and tell her to brign a note to vlad</p><p>she goes in and tubbo mexico is there and lon covers his face in shame and she goe sto giev the note to vlad that sez "you stle from the people so leave 5000 soviet money at the gate or we'd take everything"</p><p>stealing from a guy you think stole from you? thats 2 wrongs, and that dont make a right</p><p>this is like that korea maruta movie parasite with the evil poors and the innocent victims the higher evolved maruta</p><p>so vlad is scared but this lady who dont like smoking sez hes a candya55 for fearing those dinks and keeps b--ching at him but a servant butlwr sez tea is served and she b--cheds at him for being a girly man in front of the help</p><p>butler butt hole forgot the cream and as he goes out he sees countess i think with a thicc a55 and sleeveless dress which is hot for the 1900s and he goes in and reads the note and runs to the kitches to show the tubbo mexico and his droogs</p><p>tubbo sez if they dont pay the house will be blown and them in it and as the masters ring the bell the zentraedi ignore it nd tubbo sez they will be the masters now</p><p>tubbo and lon have wine which probably kiled his actor as booze is just as bad as smokes and vlad comes down and sees em druk and being a55es so he tells his fam</p><p>tubbo sez to tell the masters to keep quiet in their own house and pulls a gun to kill those who helped him for wanting to have respect</p><p>this is like teens being b--chy when their parents tr to help em</p><p>lon goes up and makes rude jesters and smak cs his a55 at the master vlad and tells him to go back u walrus</p><p>vlad is shocked someone was mean to him and lady who i think is his woman goes to tell off lon but lon is kinda devolved and drunk and loks a bit like jean claude van damme but less evolved and goes back downstairs</p><p>she calls him and he ignores her but tubbo coes out and sez how the lady is alwasy calling him eediot like ren and stimpy to enanger hi into attacking those who were kind enought to give him a home</p><p>he goes up and spazzes around a bit and takes off his hat and she goes back inthinking they fixed the issue</p><p>vlad eats and countess smokes and vlad comes i all drunk and dvolved and lady sesz "come here" then "come here eediot" an she dont cal indios 2x, then tells him to get the butkler</p><p>lon goes down and is disgrunteld over being called ian eediot and storms back and sez something and countess sez seriegi please, and he goes off</p><p>lady goes out and he sez "idiots kill" and she freaks out and calls the cops but the line is dead like harambe and the people are having an exodus and booking it to leave the richers to their end</p><p>tubbo lets these malcontents in and sez to let him have the countess 1st and he goes in this door in the floor liek that movie, the evil dead, and lon is worried</p><p>ln traps tubbo in the floor with a barrel like in the scarlett pinpernell i think and vlad wants to get the show fur and countess opens the door and looks around</p><p>she finds segei and hes like an anmal about to pounce and theres a tense stand off between former freinds</p><p>vlad and lady goes out and argue and get to the car and wait its countess and she sees a guy with a bullet hole in his head which is pretty bada55 for 1927 and flees from the chasing lon</p><p>the vlad and wife get their cr-p and hide in the room and coontesslocks out lon in the next room and he bangs on the door</p><p>the vlad and countess escape i to the croud and sergei gets in and sezhes not the fool manymore but th master now and as good as any man</p><p>he wants her to smooch him like the scaoptain she smooched and she sez to go downstairs where he belongs and he locks em in</p><p>knowing sviets hes gonna b0ne her, like in the 40s how they went after all those innocent german women</p><p>so sergei chases and trys b0ning her but she fights him off and scratches his face and enemy soldiers get in the hq and in the chaos, contess ditches lon and hides in a room as the battle goes on outside and ricardo captain is back</p><p>she looks out the window and sees ricardo fighting and they do the birth of a nation thing with the smokey battlefield to look more full</p><p>the barrel holding tubbo under is shot a biut and leav=ks and he notices the dripping on him</p><p>the soldiers come in and lon runs and hides even though theyu dont know hes turned and richardo and alexis call each others names like in titanic but not f-=kin ghey</p><p>they meet and smooch and the soldiers catch lon an the enemies and 1 sniper is caught</p><p>ricardo has him takesn ou and executed but sez sorry to aexlies as they gotta do it</p><p>then they bring in lon and richardo asks if he was loyal and he looks worried as he knows he's earned the ruifle but she notices his scars fro the whip and sez he was very loyal and tht he stayed to protect her</p><p>lying like he did to save her about being his wife b4. its come full cir cle</p><p>so ricardo ses to protect her again and goes off to handle things and leaves 2 soldiers as cover downstairs and tells em to turn out the lights</p><p>also the scars he has is like The Saviors Scars from saving us from sin</p><p>after walking around for a bit, he asks why she saved him and she sez theres nothing more to be said of it and goes aroun turning out lights before nicely asking hi to go downstairs</p><p>he goes down but then coems back and begs for forgiveness on his knees as the 2 guys and tubbo come out of the flor and sneak around in the dark and taek out the guards</p><p>lon hears the noise and alexis hides and the tubbo and his droogs come up and tubbo wants the countess but lon sez dont touch her</p><p>tubbo pulls a knife even though he had a gun b4 and they battle in the nearly dark area with window light coming in</p><p>tubbo bites it and goes to h e double soviet mexico and lon fights the other 2 and alexis calls to him as he and the droog strangle each otger</p><p>lon wins and comes in with a knife wound on the toro with dark blood and collapses by her and she tends to him like he did to her after a long walk</p><p>he asks if she forgave him and if she'd send him away and she sez he'd stay with em always</p><p>then ricardo comes in and gets the girl after lon sacrificed himself for her like with every lon chaney movie and lon blacks out seemingly iced, but those eastern eutopeans are tough and he'd probably survive like Rasputin did after getting gutted by a malcontent with a knife</p><p>the end</p><p>That was pretty good</p><p>nice story and good Lon Chaney as a bada55 disabled dude where here he's mentally ret-rded b kicks a55</p><p>the acting fit and its only like an hour and change</p><p>it doesnt need a car chase or abuilsing blowing to be cool but has the human element tht shows friendship and loylty even when we go on bad paths</p><p>its got good bible ref and the blade wound in his side is like The Savior but on the other side to show his reversal of being pure good</p><p>it shows the dangers of communim and how when we rebel againt our allies, it nly causes damage</p><p>a bit like Metropolis with the malcoent uprising and love and friendship saving the day</p><p>lon did a great performance and you teally feel his emotions</p><p>some say its not lons bst work, but its not bad and tells what it neds with little excess</p><p>Plus its based on actual events with the soviets attacking the Czar and here there was a hero to save em</p><p>For Mockery II I want Sergei to be recovering and the royal alchemist makes a steam powered armor that can make its usuer fight with the strength of multiple men but it needs to be surgically equpped to the warrior or it might kill him with feedback. Sergi sees howif this works, they can end the war and volunteers as his body is damaged fromsaving the coutess in the 1st movie. after a surgical scee, he's got this power rmor like Mazinger in Mazin Saga or Saint Seiya andgoes out and busts through enemes butneeds to refuel and uses chunks of them to power his armor. Then he fights the enemy leader who sold his soul to a daemoness to gain the power to rule and has black powers, so its an epic attle where they battle and rip apart the area and leave hge damage in the countryside. Also its a 16 bit game like Metroid on Sega Geness, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar, and gba where you play as Lon and get upgrades after doing missions and bust through enemy bases and castles and they ave slavic cryptids as their bosses the bad guyes wee going to use to gain power from and fight with unholy might. Also the surgical scene was a mini game.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8286963725291810867.post-58731301536976270812023-12-22T08:13:00.000-08:002023-12-22T08:13:11.590-08:00Sword For Truth Review<p> Note: I spell for Truth</p><p>Srowd For Truth</p><p>This is my review on Sword For Truth from the ditant future year of 1990 (40 years before Robotech Season 2 and maybe Tranformers Zone)</p><p>Its directed by Osamu Dezaki who did Goldgo 13, Ashita No Joe, Astro Boy, Lupin III, The Mighty Orbots, Daiku Maryu Gaiking, Dororo, Big X and many other Anime</p><p>Its dubbed by Manga Entertainment who usually do good things like Mad Bull 34, Violence Jack, Angel Cop, Cyber City OEDO 808, Devilman and Urotsukidoji</p><p>I never saw this but heard its cr-ppy, but Imma give it a chance</p><p>fter a logo we get text saying man is destined for sin and ruin, and why are they born</p><p>Then Title and narration with showing a horse skeleton like the reindeer skeletons in Nightmare Before Christmas and saying its been 34 years since Tokugawa took over and Imetsu rules a seemingly peaceful area but other pln to overthrow him</p><p>the skeleton horse turns to a guy ridin it with troops by him wanting to ice everyone he thinks is a traitor, like the maruta and soviets did, but when they get there a guy w/o a hea falls out and sprays blood</p><p>this big a55 white tiget is eating the guys sm and horseman orgders his men to attack but they get sliced apart an when horseman swings his blade, it breaks n the cat and the tiger bites off the head of his horse</p><p>is this f--kin battlecat from He Man? Or is these Japanese guys really 3 feet tall like the hobbits?</p><p>so hrseman sounds the alard to warn his leader and the soldiers run around and this guy sez a tiger is just a big cat and to keep it away from the priness</p><p>yes, and a shark is just a big fish, and a whale is a big dolphn, and a dinosaur is a big reptile</p><p>So this huge a55 tiger like the one Raoh killed in Hokuto No Ken is walking on the roof somehow despite being the size of an elephant andcarrying a guy in its jaws and the people use guns but the tiger wases em</p><p>their weapons do jack sh-t and jack is j=rkin off to volence jack where the hermaphrodite b0nes the supermodel</p><p>some ninja break in the princss room and use a belt with spikes on the princess guard's neck and guys run to save her</p><p>the hotseman isnt dead and wants to stop the tiger despite his men saying they cant beat it but forseman sez its heading for Edo Castle and he has to defend the leader/princess</p><p>then thisguy comes by like Benten in Cyber Cuty or Rei in Hokuto no Ken andwhen the tiger attak, heslices under it and wipes his blade b sheathing it and the tiger splits in 2 along the waist</p><p>horseman thanks him but not rei sez he wants to go by and goes onhas a swastika mark on his outfit of 2 sythes of death</p><p>later this carnie offers to show this dragn lady and in the area they say the giant tiger broke outta its cage and iced 50 shogun men, and the age looks like chicken wire!</p><p>this chick bumps into people and jacks their wallets and she seez the not rei and follows him to jack hiswallet but he quickly sliced her outfit and her t-ts are showing and shes not wearing a shirt orbra</p><p>later not rei comes by this Tori gate and some bandits wanna ice him for being Shuranosuke Sakaki but he easily cuts em downwth black blood spraying</p><p>1 guy is impressed by him icing 6 dudes and is the one who hired em to test not rei Shuranosuke Sakaki and is Gunbei Tashiro of the Nakura Klan who was taught in dibine shinto style and faces not rei in the woods</p><p>thy slice and a butterfly is split and Gunbei Tashiro sez now his master knows it was Sakaki but his head comes off b4 he sez more</p><p>a guy in a hood named Daizen Imura the cheif of the Nakura Klan meets Sakaki and is impressed he took out the giant tiger like the huge a55 dogs in Batman Beyond</p><p>he wants Sakaki to save the princess as the tiger was there to lure off the guads and capture her and tey'd give her back in exchange for this sword or she' be b0ned and iced by her captors: The Seki Ninja who serve Mori</p><p>No one in the klan can save the princess so they need Sakaki to do so and gives him gold he pays this guy some of it for 1 years rent in advance</p><p>he has a female visiter and she's got a Tengu Mask and i think its the theif who tracked him dow and wants to b0ne</p><p>she gets nude and has a tattoo of a chick eating babies like THEY often do and she's named Oren and was voiced by the chick who was vanessa in Robotech and Mollys mom in Sailor Moon and they start b0ning but it never shows his footlong</p><p>she pulls a shank and he stops her and she worries that anyone who b0nes her might ice her so she had to ice him 1st, whch makes me think shes a feminist, esp after the theft as THEY think "WE deserve it more" and Sakaki sez heaven/h=ll can be found on Earth and he'd show her both and he b0nes her til she loves him and she wants more b0ning</p><p>later its night snd they were b0ning for a while and a blade comes from the floor and he evades and shanks him and goes out to face the Saki Ninja in a graveyand while in his japanese undies</p><p>he easily wastes em like Kenshiro or Steven Segal and 1 escapes with 1 less eye and lter we see 2 chicks queering out and i think 1 is he princess and they are on opium that was used to control its assassins and make people do things easier like the gov did with Ultra Mortal Kombat if you know what I mean</p><p>a chick sez the sword they want is the most good tresure and the princess is mindcontrolled into working for em by b0ning and drugs</p><p>at the temple made to keep off daemons from Edo Castle and on a lake around an island w/o bridges, Sakaki comes over in a boat andfinds bodies shanked up with small blades like Tin Tin in The Crow 001</p><p>Sakaki goes on and blue fire spike blade things land by him and the Seki Leader Dogun greets him and the blue fire, maybe ice fire, things are lined up now when they weren't b4</p><p>Sakaki shows the ninja sword in a cloth and the ninja swarm out and the princess is on the roof and knda spazzed out and they meet and Sakaki sez he's only a hired hand</p><p>Dogun gets the blade and its the Gin Ryu but called Gin Rai Yuu sword instead of Ryuu cuz this was dubbed by Gaijin and its a silver dragon(gin = silver, ryu = dragon) but at least they didn't call him ROO</p><p>Sakaki can see they used drugs on the princess and walks up and asks why the blade is so good but the thorn belt guy attacks and Sakaki blocks with his sheath and cuts down ninja with his blade</p><p>he asks why they iced the boat keeper and his fam and is told they saw em and thorn belt brags about making the little boy he chopped up squeal(Like a pig) as he stabbed him(with his d0ng?)</p><p>Sakaki has flashbacks of a kids voice and chops up the horn whip guy then cuts through the enemy ninga easy and goes up the stairs to find Dugun with princess at knifepoint</p><p>Dogun se to drop his sword or he'd ice the princess like the queen did to diana but 25 years later she went to h-ll after her and Sakaki sez he would if Dogun spares the princess as he was paid to do a job</p><p>Princess sez if hes gonna waste her to hurry up and do it and asks sakaki if he can love her as she wants to be worthy of a good mans love</p><p>he sez he could love her but he's not a good man and she sez she thinks he's good and sez she's ready to get it and Dogun raises his blade but Sakaki offers his blades but then pulls out a throwing knife like Rublan in Shining force Gaiden Final Conflict and nails Dogun in the wrist, then runs over ans slices but Dogun jumps away</p><p>he grabs the princess and books it bu then al these red kunoichi or ninja chix come ut and cut throughthe saki ninja and tie up Dogun with red ribbons and want the Ginryu Swrod</p><p>Dogun overpowers a buncha chicks cuz hes a Japanese guy and is like 5'6 so he's considered uge to them and throws em around</p><p>Saki Ninja chase Sakaki and princess and he wastes em and runs with the princess on his back but meets a guy with a bug mask and red ninja chicks in his web and chopped up</p><p>they fight andhis mask blasts light and webs and Sakaki gets him through the pack and mouth and he sprays blood in a cool way</p><p>A Red Ninja chick attack and is cut down and Dogun is amazed its a woman like he couldnt tell like some gen z c=ck sucker and a buncha red injas gang shank him and get the sword b4 1 sez "Finish him" like mortal Kombat and shank him through the neck with a blade</p><p>he's not dead from that like with Mukai in Riki-Oh aftet the blade thing and Dugun flexes his muscles and the blades break outta his body and he steams with Ki and beats through the women easy cuz hs a big meaty dude, but falls off the roof</p><p>Sakaki brings Princess across the river and she wonders of the afterlife and maybe Styx and what its like as if she's a goth or emo kid with all her talk of how she thinks of biting it often</p><p>Nakota Clansmen come by to bring the princess but Sakaki sez dont and the Klansmen get shanked by a spear and pulled under by this frog like c-ck sucker bu not a frenchie as hes higher evolved</p><p>princess worrys for em and theres a whirlpoole and Sakaki sez for the woman to be silent and this frogman jumps out and is gonna spear him but Sakaki uses some kind of Ki Katana to make him blow apart</p><p>lesewhere this guy sez the lake smells like blood and how Edo is dangerous at night andhis guide is to bring him to Suzaku's mansion but th guy with a mole sez this guide smells of blood and Suzaku hired him to ice mole guy but tells him not to as Suzaku is an embezzler and not worth it</p><p>Guide sez he was hired and does his work and takes off his shirt to show beefy muscles but mole guy sez hes Kazuma Utssaki of the Okiyama Klan and Guide sez hes the assassin Maroji</p><p>Maroji throws his hat and Mole guy cuts it but Maroji flips and kicks then flips off and sez hes using Jujitsu but mole lester thinks no kung fu can stop steel</p><p>spoiler; aikido is made to be what a Samurai does w/o a sword</p><p>So Maroji counters and does well bare handed and mole lester asks if he's married or has kids</p><p>Maroji sez no but moley sez hes got 1 daughter and is gonna be 3 and maroji sez he exists todestroy the lives of others and both go in for the attack and maroji counters and slams him into the ground and snaps his neck as he sez his dauhgters name</p><p>Sakaki brings princess across an area in the water with lanters and flame in em and its lamps for the festival of the dead</p><p>this geezer welcomes em to h-ll and the rivr styx and this sul of a seki ninja looking goblinoid jumps around the lantersna dn uses ninja magic ad the lamps blast fire and float at em like tiles n that zelda game</p><p>Saaki cuts em down and goblinoid attacks ut he blocks and slices through hs side and he barfs blood and falls in the water and the fires stop and they </p><p>later Sakaki gors to this inn and this chick whos gay for himis gld to see him and she is p-ssed he brought the princess as she wanted to b0ne him</p><p>upstair princess sleeps witha screen beside her in a blanket and dreams of the night and cr-p she went through and gets up and hugs Sakaki for comfort as an emotional support Samurai</p><p>she thinks hes kind and he sez in 1 night he iced his rents and kid brother like Nikki from Urotsukidoji but with a kid brother</p><p>she crys from it and h sez sorry for upsetting her and later they bring the princess back and i think shes a vitgin cuz a man didnt b0ne her.</p><p>Sakaki gets paid his fee and a bonus but Sakaki asks why the guy who hired him and whos name I forgot as I'm reviewing this off youtube and took a 20 hour break \for this, k i looked it up and i think its Daizen Imura and wasks why hes dressed for a funeral</p><p>He tells Sakaki that cuz Sakaki made contact with the princess he must die but he's sorry</p><p>then a buncha soldiers open the sliding doors and have guns and spears and as thy come in slow, Sakaki holds his shethed blade sideways like a black guy and sez "If you want my life, take it, but I'll take you to h-ll"</p><p>He tells Sakaki he expected to get it today and that's why he's wearing that outfit but he'd doing it for thr Honor of the Klan and tells em to fire on their hearts both of em</p><p>princess comes in and sez to stop and Sakaki saved her but Daizan sez honor is at stake but she sez they gotta ice her b4 they get him and then she collapses and crys and is taken away</p><p>Daizan sez for the men to leave em and after they go he sez sorry and offers him his money but Sakaki sez "If you throw a rock at a stray dog it'll never take food from you again" which seems like something Riki-Oh would say</p><p>Sakaki leaves and princess is in bed and not well and i think she got the aids frombeing b0ned and then we see this devolved guy wit prayer beads in front of a fire like Raye n Sailor Moon and saying how as the white tiger was iced, its one of the gods 4 incarnates along side the black turtle, blue dragon and red phoenix like f--kin beyblade</p><p>He's got naked chicks wrapped around him an he's like 5'5 as this japanese chicks are much smaller than him and i think he's in the fire and is like tessai from ninja scroll or the guy tessai was based off in Makai Tensho aka ninja resurrection and sez this is the start of trial by fire that will see if the tokugawa ill rule for generations or end</p><p>then the fire gurns and forms a cross of zoomed in swastika and Sakaki walks by the Maroji or w/e the kung fu muscle man was who wa voiced by Tesso Genda who was Optimus Prme, Shuwartsu Negataro in Kekko Kamen, Vioence Jack in Slm King OVA, Naojiro in Abashiri Family, Yagyu Jubei in Ninja Resurrection and Narum in Riki-oh OVA 1.</p><p>Maroji sez he smells other men blod on Sakaki and he dont know if he does too but Sakaki sez he does but he should be glad its not his own (he's gone nose blind and nees febreeze)</p><p>they walk on and we get credits and this was based on a series of novels I never read by Takeshi Narumi.</p><p>The end</p><p>That was pretty cool</p><p>Yeah Ninja Scroll has betterr animation nd du acting, but this isn't bad on ts own</p><p>When you compre something to the best, of cource its gonna look worse</p><p>The animation by Magic Bus and Toei was pretty cool and you gotta remember, those stuios ain't as high rank as Madhouse who did Ninja Scroll</p><p>Also this ame out a few years b4 it but its go some cool art styling and creative fights</p><p>Ooh, the writer also did Yotoden/Wrath of the Ninja an apparently there was a live action movie of this in 96 alled Legend of the Devil or Shuranosuke Zanmaken: Yoma Densetsu</p><p>Oh and the credits have a moving sog like The Lnd Before Time 001 and soft piano</p><p>This was pretty cool and the dub had pretty baa55 voices that tried to be a period piece for feudal japan</p><p>the writing as good, the acting fit, the music was ool and the animation worked</p><p>it had cool scenes like the tiger biting off the horse head and the action becoming a watercolor art every no and then</p><p>this ova is good and its under an hour and I don' think its anywhere near as bad as the whners say</p><p>For Sword For Truth 2 I want the Daizan to hire Sakaki and Maroji to slay the remaining 3 holy beasts to get their organs to make the food of the gods to cute the poison the bad guys did to the princess. Sakaki don't wanna at 1st but the princess's need moves him enough to do it and eanMaroji team up to take on the 3 beasts with their own yokai minions thatthe heroes gotta bust through. After beating the easts, the devolved guy in the fire takes it and is gonna eat it to cure his devolved look but Maroji and Sakaki team up and take him on. Alsothe Saki guy Dogan fights em as a mnion of the devolved guy and Devolved guy was behind the whole thing andonce theybeat them and use a secret spul technique to stop em, they et the organ meat back to the princess and she eats it and becomes big and beefed out like Tullas after eating the fruit of the tree of might or like a GoNagai bodybuilder chick and goes off with Maroji and Sakaki to fight Yokai. Also its a 16 bit Beat Em Up on Seg Genesis and Snes and TG16 and Atri Jaguar and GBA where you play as Sakaki and Maroji and Sakaki has more reach but Maroji does better throws and does more close damage andafter eating the game, you get a code to unlock the Princess as a roided up chick in a metal bikini and she's beast mode.</p>Chiissuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16375990871400934140noreply@blogger.com0