The Black Viper Review

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The Black Viper

Tis is my review on The Black Viper from the distant future Yar to Yagyu Jubei of 1908(110 years before tht Robotech comic)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar

It stars Edward Dillon(deelin! yoo sun nova b--ch!! hand clash) from The Mothering Heart/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/America (1924), George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar, D. W. Griffith, Anthony O'Sullivan from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch.

I never saw it but its Grifith so its probably good and I like the name

after title we see a guy smoking by a metal staircase and men then women coming out like a clown car

then more men then more women and the last one he follows trying to get her to be his woman as i guess he wants to b0ne something thats alive for once

he grabs her arm and she don't consent like its the 3rd world but she fights him off

wait, my mistake, he pulls a knife and wastes her

So a guy comes at him and not like a hollywood producer on a teen and beats the black off him

the woman gets better from being dead and gets up as i guess he didn't actually shank her and she goes off with the guy who saved her

smoker goes off and not captain smoker from one piece with okama turning people

in an inside area 2 guys with face hair and hats play cads but its not Yugioh so i dont care

knifemo comes in and talks to em and gets a knife in is belt, where if he falls he loses his parts like a guy on the learning channel

they go out and we see the chick and a guy in an albert fish hat with her, i'm not sure if its the same guy or even the same gurl

the knife guy and his face hair friends attack and boot away the guy then capture the girl as a horse cart goes by

they're either cutting her up or tying her up, or both and the cart guy helps em bring her in and rides off with em

the chick as i think she wasn't the one who got caught runs into a house and runs out with guys after her like Madonna but these guys like women

they go to another horse cart and ddive off like the skeleton warriors guy on the hover jet bikes

the crooks get the caught guy in a rock quarry or some ruined building after THEY destroyed the olde worlde structures said to be the worlds fair in the 1900s

they send the cart away and carry him off to b0ne dead like its the soviet union or w/e and the other horse cart, this one is black and the bad guys one is White horse, come by and the people get out

the baddz run up a cliff side which looks like it got f'd by something and carry the guy up

this kinda goes on for a while as in the 1900s watching people walking was entertainment, as in the 2020s its watching people play videogames on twitch

the baddz throw rocks and wait it might not be headdz it might be the good guys

so the following guys take cover from rocks being thrown for a while

once in the 00s i saw these grade schooler throwing rocks at each other by a road

yeah this is why half he population is Creationist, you look at these apes and tell me things are improving!

so rocks fall and looks like we need thunderzord power

nah he guys up top leave and the followers are eventually going up

i think it was the baddz on top throwing rocks

so the baddz get to the top and the heroes are close in

the baddz get to a cabin an beat on the caught guy then 1 goes in the building next to em and the other 2 get wood(not as in b0ners)

are they gonna burn him at the steak?

its like winnie mandela  but w/o a tire or gasoline

nah they put him in the building an light the wood to burn it

1 guy on the roof fights another guy andthe building burns under him lie that mr beast video but outside

both fall off and fight in he smoke thats gonna f out their lungs

once i saw a brown guy using a power saw on pavement without any breathing protection

breathing in sand

thats the end of him!

so the knifemo seems to get it and the chic saves the guy who's blackked out probably from toxic fumes

they leave knifemo to die and he gets up, spazzes out an keels over

oh and the guy who helped her was the caught guy and he guy who fought him on he roof was him too

the end

that was pretty good

nice action and it picked up near the end with the burning schoolhouse

it dont use title cards but tells it visually like a go samurai thing or Tom and Jerry

the film quality is a55 but its over a century ago so its amazing we sill have this

pretty bada55 to have a guy pull a knife on a chick and beat her up

like Go Nagai or something

its only ke 10 mins an is public domain so you can do what you want with this

those horses were pretty big btw, like small elephants

overall its a pretty solid film

i like this one

you gotta take it for what it is and its time period but it does it well

an he's called the blac viper as its like the wolf in little red riding hood or wolverine in x men

called an animal but not literally being one

For The Black Viper 2 i want him to be devolved by th smoke and chemicals in it and they save him btu his arms and legs have fused into his boy so he's like a worm. bu he has a poisonous spit from being affected by the poison smoke and mutated to produce it like blight in batman beyond being nucular. he goes around trying to find how to move again in training and spits venom that rots out people. he goes through his whole life to get revenge on the people who wronged him since his birth with the cut who cut the skin off his thing an works his way up to the guy who stopped him in this ep, but the guy gets psychic powers form the smoke and can make a ki barrier and crushes him with it. also its an 8 bit game on sega master system and game gear, nes and game boy, tg16 Atari7800 and lynx where you play as the viper and go on missions to get through places and get the target alone to assassinate him or her.