Romancing The Stone Review

Note: I spell like Stoners Pot Palace

Romancing The Stone

This is my review on Romancing Te Stone fom the distant uure year to Shiro Ishii Sama of 1984(The year Transformer G1 happend)

iys directed by Robert Zemeckis whos a commie and did Back to the Future/Who Framed Roger Rabbit/Back to the Future Part II/Back to the Future Part III/Death Becomes Her/Forrest Gump/What Lies Beneath/Cast Away/Beowulf 2007/the cr-ppy disney live action Pinocchio

It starts mouth f'd Michael Douglas from Coma/The China Syndrome/Basic Instinct/The Ghost and the Darkness/Don't Say a Word/Liberty's Kids, evil supporting cr-pple Kathleen Turner from Who Framed Roger Rabbit/Baby Geniuses/The Virgin Suicides/Monster House/The Simpsons/King of the Hill/Friends/Law & Order, Danny DeVito, not an acor but a dwarf actor, lie pluto called not a planet but a dwarf planet, rom One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest/Twins/Batman Returns/Last Action Hero/Junior/Matilda/Space Jam/Mars Attacks!/disneys Hercules/Men ln BIack/Man on the Moon/The Virgin Suicides/Austin Powers in Goldmember/Big Fish/The Lorax/The Earth Day Special/The Simpsons/Friends/Father of the Pride/It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Zack Norman from Cadillac Man/Baywatch/The Nanny, Alfonso Arau from nothing i saw, Manuel Ojeda from nothing i saw, el devianto Holland Taylor from 1997 George of the Jungle/The Truman Show/Two and a Half Men/Monk/American Dad!, Mary Ellen Trainor from The Goonies 1/Die Hard 1/Scrooged/Ghostbusters II/Back to the Future Part II/Death Becomes Her/Forrest Gump/1995 Congo, Mexican bbw Evita Munoz from nothing i saw, Kymberly Herrin from Ghostbusters 01, Ted White from 1960 The Alamo/Oh, G=d! Book II/Tron 1/Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter/Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood Jason Voorhees/1968 Planet of the Apes/Soylent Green/Escape from New York/1999 Wild Wild West, and a bunha guys not on bac door aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, Creator Hater, frooty booty, banana crammer, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants wiipedia wo is openly wrong oten.

i never saw this but my rents like it

after tile this cowboy looking devolved has a blonde at gunpoint and has her undress

she pulls a knife rom uner her dress and wastes him as he iced her dad, b0ned her sister, burned her ranch and stole her bible

she rides out but cowoys brothers come for her and she meetsand maes out with her love jesse lie ventura and the ride off

but its a novel she's writing and she's a devolved nerd who forgot to byy leexnex

then opening credits of her feeding her cat to 80s music

after coming bac from wor and taling to a geezer, a shady guy coms by her apartment and knifes a guy

shes out wit some broad looking or men but inds zilch

in soviet columbua this blonde rives a red car, i think a ferrarri mustang, and a kid knocks her out and jacks it

the dangers of the third world

danny DeVito and his brother ira are capturing people for money and danny wants out as the 3rd world s-cked but ira se 1 more score

blonde gets home and finds it searched and gets a car from the car lady sayin bring this envelope with a map to soviet Columbia at knifepoint of danny/ira

she has a ginger woman loo after her cat/lover and goes there with shay guy following

she takes a bus but its the wrong one danny wants her on and wakes up later to ask wtf and cause the bus to crash in the jungle

shady guy sez anoter bus will come but wen he tries to get her purse at gunpoint, Michael douglas gunfights him away and sees his truc got f'd and birds opt away

shady guy is driven by danny and asks if hes American and he fakes being eurotrash

she offers him 50$ to help er and they haggle to 375$ in checks

they go on and it rains so they get diahreeaed don a muddy hill with his face between her legs and he ets a b0ner or something and is all Yeaaaaaaaaahhh

danny get in a place an sez things are f'd and sees he's wanted

sister car lady is with a moustache guy saying he guy who iced her husband is pycho an powerful

douglas and blonde are shot at by shady guy ad he seesthe guys are after him i mean her and they runthrough the jungle de ikou

they get to a bridge thats f'd so she swings across on a vine like tarzan and he does too

they get to this plane that crashed with rotted skeletons and booze

she whines of him not caring of her and only helping her to get cr-p but he chops a big a55 snake behind her like he's mad max

douslas sez he lost like 1500 $ in the ush hitting his car and he sez hes name is jack and is surprised the doobie brothers broke up

he went or the easy way out and thought hunting birds was better an wants to sail the world on a boat

they grow closer and she falls asleep so he reads the map and seez where the treasure is

they get to own in the day and some Mexicans come to em

she sez they need a car and Mexico sez where but hears the plane the were in might be one of mexicos shipments as a drug dealer

they get to a house and the owner pulls a gun on em but when douglass sez shes joan wilder, the mexicoes love her books and invite her in

head Mexico book fan sez he has no phone and the village mexicos were wrong of him having a car but hen hes driving in a big black car and enemies are firing on em as they drive through the slum and he shows em around where his mom was pooped out ad his brother plan a tree

heres an epic car case as shady guy in military outfit fires on em

thy cross a river and it can' be crosse for 200 miles in both directions

they see the devil fork tree and fake not wanting it and go on

in town danny sees blonde and douslass and douglass finds a guy has a xerox that can copy a map

shes gonna pay him to go but he stays and gets her new clothes and dances at dinner as danny tries to get da map but a fat Mexico chic beats him up

as blonde and douglas kiss firewors go off and we cu to em naked in bed and we don see her long uncut nips tied in a bow like shoelaces

he agrees to give up the map to save the sister and as tey make out and b0ne he take the map he hid from under the bed to the bag

in the day they drive outand danny is in the bac of the car they stole

they get to a waterfall and find in a cave a cr-ppy bunny statue and she remembers in a book she did the treasure was hid in a statue

they but it open an its got a big a55 emerald and danny gets em at gunpoint and sez get out of the cave b4 batman comes home, off as he's the penguin

anny sez he's romancing the stone outta her instead of danny stealing it an a swarm of people come so the heroes get in a car and drive

douglass beats up that midget and gets the stone and they drive into a river where it goes over the falls

btw this is colored well and is very widescreen

they're on opposite sides of the river and he sez h'ed meet her at this hotel or something but she doubts him

in a hotel she calls the guy with her sister and is told do bring da map on water taxi and checs to see jack douslass didn't cech in

she goes to a big stone building like a castle probably form the olde worlde before THEY wiped it out in America and 

she gets him the map an he chexs it and sees its kosher and the shady guy comes in with dousglas at gunpoint an and beat up danny DeVito is there

shady guy sez they have the stone an asks her where it is so she sez they dug dbut foun nothing

he cuts her hand with a knife an dholds it by the gaters

douglas sez she dont got it and is kicked in the crotch and the gem falls out

he throws it and shady guy catches it but a gater bites off his hand and is pretty bada55

effin captain hook!

douglass gets a gun after beating out a guy an wastes guys and  a gunfight braks out

dannys queero brother who i heard is called faeggit a lot but on tubi i guess they censored it but not real swear words leaves danny who cant swim behind and sez he'd b bac for him

douglas has the gem gater by the ail as its gonna escape but ditchs it to saveblonde who's fighting shady guy but when he gets there, she eat his stump, iced him on a lanturn and hefalls through the grate on the gater pit

the cops get there as danny sez"thats him! get him' to his sodomite bro

douglass leaves and sez dont say i was here and smooches her with consent and books it

then shes in soviet new york and wrote a book of her adventure but her and jac dousbals met at the air port and sailoed the world in it

then he walks hme and doubals is in the road with a boat and has gater skin shows and they smooch

then they ride off on a new ork stree without cars

the end

that was pretty good

it was written in 79 before Indiana jones 1 and by a woman who died in a car accient in the car michal doulas bought her for this

good acting and the musi is really enjoyable

nice effects and no cr-ppy cg to ruin the feel

danny fits well and the story is fun but cool

aparenly the shady guy is zolo like in one piece and iced he sister's husband for the map

its an enjoyable fun film and my rents saw it before I was pooped out

its got that good 80s movie style and feels

glad I saw this one, it holds up and is worth a watch

For Romancing The Stone 2 I want them to find the stone is cursed and was sealed away for a reason, so they gotta put it back, but its been traded from hand to hand and they gotta follow the trail around the world. Also its an 8 bit point and click game like phantasy star adventure on sega master system and game gear, nes and gb, tg16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you play as the couple and go around finding clues and acing bosses in rpg style with dice battles.

Where The Breakers Roar Review

Note: My keyboard is cr-ppying out on a few eys so i spell lie cr-p, but i edit it to try to fix at tims

Where The Breakers Roar

This is my review on Where The Breakers Roar from the distant future year to George Washington who fiouht the Frenches and Indians of 1908(20 years before my grandma was bon in whats sometimes Poland)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint

It stars Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/The Black Viper, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party, Edward Dillon (deelon! yoo sun nova b-=ch! clap!!) from The Mothering Heart/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance 1916/America 1924/Sherlock Holmes 1932/Deceived Slumming Party, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement, Guy Hedlund from Romance of a Jewess, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint, Marion Leonard(Ancestor of Anatole Leonard in Robotech?) from The Gibson Goddess, Mack Sennett from a lot, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement.

i never saw tis befoe but wanna getr to 100 reviews befoe the year ends so here i go

after title we see a sidewalk of tiles with people on a swinging bench and some chicks in white going by

why do all the chicks wear white in these?? as it fashion? or some bible thing?

bench chic gets a present from 1 walking an other go by and greet bench chick

they all leave and 1 woman i dont recognize a the top of the screen was dark, either film damage or clever editing, and by a grassy hill with a ton in the background

she meets a guy in a White hat lie sort of a safari thing but latter and he seems to be into her possible wanting to b0ne

the other people come by and go and the couple goes another way

by the insane asylum this guy looing like a not fat roscoe arbuckle is being brought in by 2 guys but beats em out and takes 1 guys gun before running off

the guys chase him and we see a guy in a dark coat by a stone castle like building, possibly the asylum but might be an olde worlde building destroyed to cover the REAL past, wait i think is the mental patient with the un and they changed his outfit

the guys chase him and he hides by the road as a guy comes by an puts down a big thing like wood or meat or w/e i cant tell

mental patient beats the guy out and takes a blade from somewhere and beats him but don't shank him and goes off

elsewhere the group and couple go into a building for i think for a celebration

they get into 1800s swimware an go in the water at the beach as the waves splash their feet and legs

then a giant squid reaches in and tears em apart with is long uncut tentacles

jk really theres poles in the sand and not the Slavic type but made of wood and not the male organ type and with rope with flags on it for safety things or w/e

the couple is out of the water and on the sand with a black umbrella and they grow closer with almost hand holding which is too hot for 190x

a chic comes by and so does the group and they brin m back to the sea and dump em in

the main chick runs an goes by a hill with a look across the sea with what looks like a lighthouse o an obelisk or building which would be interesting in the 1900s when they have hose and buggy guys

the guys chase her and the guy she likes in after em and after him i think is the maniac from the nut house

he looks like in silhouette but it might be the film quality

she gets to a boat an the maniac i think gets her and they maybe go off i it but its more implied and it seems hes stabbing her up or waving the blade on it

hay it predicted the 2020s with gaijin attacking locals

she falls but isn't dead as i guess the knife didnt get her and he rows out as she gets up and spazzes about

the crowd gets a boat by the shore and someone goes in it and chases and its a few people

they chase the maniac and catch up to him and i think 1 fires a gun as we see a smoke puff

they get to him and the boats go offscreen and they get the girl to shore and she's spazzed out like she got attacked by gaijin in soviet England

the end

that was interesting

a love tory and a horror thin mixed

it gets it done straight to it with no fluff but if made tpday would flesh out the relationship and parts of he maniac

good acting and he maniac gives a good distressed face

if make today he'd have some weird backstory like his creepy uncle b0ned him or someting

he dont really harm people, just kinda wigs out

nowadays they'd have him be oppressed or something

good building romance of the couple and there's no title cards

Huh the writer also did The Adventures of Dollie and The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch

they got similar things to em

but i liked this one and its like when some maniac pulls a knife on  bus and he cops send him to h e double 3rd world

this one was good

glad i saw it

for Where The Breakers Roar 2 I want he maniac to be trated in the hospital and we get a therapist talking with him over his disgruntled past and we see how he dealt with people being mean to him and he snapped. Also its an 8 bit Zelda like game on Sega Master System and Game Gear, NES and Game Boy, TG16, Atari Jaguar And I Mean 7800 And Lynx where you play as the guy fighting manifestations o his trauma and redoing his past memories to overcome it y beating these freeky frroooty monsters based on people who wronged him to cure his issues and get over it.

Betrayed By A Handprint Review

Note; I spell bad but a few eys on my keybopard are f ing out

Betrayed By A Handprint

This is my review on Betrayed By A Handprint from the ditant ite year to Abraham of 1908(10 years before ww1 ended)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party

It stars Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement,  Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party, Kate Bruce from The Tender Hearted Boy(Which I never saw but is a kind heart softening title)True Heart Susie/Way Down East/The House Of Darkness/The Unchanging Sea/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady, Gene Gauntier from Ben Hur 1907, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement, and Mack Sennett rom a lot

i never saw this but I've been doing thr 1908 Gofiths and this is the earliest made one i didn't do i can find online

after title card we see a chick not getting along with people at the party and spazzing out or writhing a bit

a woman comes in and the dames look at a possibly black guy doing handprints on a white thing

is that racist? he beta males will find a way to think so

this woman gets attention from a guy and main chick dont like it but he goes an she fakes being nice then leaves

in her room main chick walks around for a bit and woman in her room takes of her necklace the guy seemed to like and pouts it in a desk

after getting into a nightgown offscreen an she's kinda chubby but not that much, she goes to bed as guys like hefty women

main chickgets into her white jammies and sneaks around outside by the windownand into the woman's room not womb

she crawls up her a55 and starts controlling her like a power armor suit to make her dance sexy and guys wanna try b0ning her

jk really she takes the necklace after searching or it

i like how shes got long hair like anti soviet Lillian gish

woman wakes up and main chic hides but goes back 2 bed and she sneaks bac out da window to her room

she look at the necklace and laughs and celebrates and spazzes out cuz women can be emotional and i think does something to it

wait she carves out a hole in he soap and hides it in it and puts another spoap half on it to keep it secret

never use soap, its made of unclean animal fat, its not needed, and don't use deodorant, that stuff is poison, like antiperspirant. besides, guys like women with a hot smell, its exotic, like Mexican food, and smells like it too. spicy exotic women with a nice scent

woman gets up and puts on a robe and shoes and finds the window open and her cr-p gone

she wigs out a looks all over for it and i think she's got a bald spot

he gets paper with the handprints and calls or help

main chick gets dressed and woman comes in and the camara tilts and footage gets kinda f'd

they bicker and devolve into a fight and the soap falls and splits so the necklace comes out

Also the main chick has kind of a bald spot

she gets it and sees the main chick took it and main chick spazzes out like a spazz having a spasm and woman don't fall for her cr-p and storms out

main chick is f'd now and is on her hands and knees like will happen in prison when they get the broom

later main chick i mean woman comes out looking thicc with a black belt on her waist to make her hips/buns loo bigger

she's got a pretty big a55, it bulges out behind her and slopes

guys come down and main chick comes in and shakes hands with her and leaves but she pulls her back

she pulls out a knife and jams it into her over and over as she wiggs out an dies

jk thats Europe after the gaijin got in

REally she gives her money and is nice to her and she meets a guy and goes with him to probably get b0ned

the end

that was pretty good

surprized its starring chicks, which was rare bac then i think

good acting but overdone like 1900s often does

good twists and filming

no title cards only told with visual

i liked it

it does a good job telling its tale

glad i saw this one

For Betrayed By A Handprint 2 I want the main chick to team up with the woman to be detectives and use their combined smarts and sills to track a girl stealing jewels from families and use clues they find to figger out who did it and her location. Also its an 8 bit game like that Phantasy Star Adventure thing on Sega Master System and Game Gear, NES and GB, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you find clues in a German expressionist sci fi city before THEY got rid of the Olde Worlde Buildings and use advanced tech to face the crooks goons and her at the end.

Game Reviews Volume 39 From 2025 Part II

The next batch of games I beat. I had to push it to the limit to get this done before 2025 ended so there would be a Part II after I did a Part I a while ago

Just Beat The House of the Dead: Remake on PS4. Its an on rails shooter where you aim with the A Stick and fire with a button to cap zombies. Its a remake of the Arcade game I played in the 90s and on my best run made it half way in the 1st level once. Its 4 levels and you can buy continues with points when you bite it from enough hits. You can save scientists who can give items like extra health or a key card to access things. The graphics are good and remade for new things in widescreen. Its got good gore and the music is nice. It plays mostly well but took some getting use to with moving the Crosshairs around. I find keeping em in the upper middle of the screen is good for Headshots. There's background to break with gunfire and I didn't try it but saw you can use other weapons like a crossbow. There's only 4 levels and I did beat it in under an hour, but its an arcade game so it works. The acting and animation on the humans is kinda weird but fits the style. The last level has 2 bosses from before and there's multiple endings based on score. I bit it 17X and the game keeps track on your player stats and there's also 2 player co op. Its a pretty fun quick romp and I wanted to go to the Theatre and instead of seeing a movie, spend the money on tokens and plow through it. But the Theatre I played it on got rid of it years ago. There's a Horde mode I never tried and you can change the controls and such in menu. Glad I finally did this one. Its good action and fun. Oh and you can choose how fast to reload and it kinda does it automatically. And I hear there's a PSmove thing to use as a light gun but the Controller works fine.

Just beat Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia on 2DS. Its a remake of Fire Emblem Gaiden on Nes and you play a side story to the 1st game where you go around a map and can go back and around. You do battles on the grid like Shining Force and equip items like Swords and Rings to get new abilities if you fight with em enough. You get Exp and after 100 level up and can change classes or upgrade at Shrines to this goddess. There's Dungeons in a 3rd person view where you can break things with a sword and attack foes in the open to get the edge in battle mode. In Dungeons is Fatigue that lowers your Max HP if you fight too much but can be healed by offering things to the shrine or eating food you find. You can make money and upgrade items but don't really buy things. I was worried of the Dungeon levels but I liked em. Its voiced and has good graphics and music but the grid battle is hard to tell who's what and guys blend in to the ground. There's Terrain that adds to defense or evasion and certain characters can give bonus's to others in battle by being next to em, as shown by an ! above em when selected. There's a Turnwheel that can rewind the game but needs to be recharged by offering the right thing at the shrine. It can be used a number of times but each use can be any number of moves back I think. There's a Casual Mode which revives iced guys and a Classic that keeps em dead. There's Normal or Hard modes but I did Casual and Normal. The story is quite good but I find I forget the story to Fire Emblem Games often. There's a spell Invoke to summon Ghost Soldiers and various healing spells. In Dungeons you can only have 10 guys and choose which you want. Each guy can hold 1 item and changing it prevents em from using its abilities. Some Abilities and spells cost HP. 1 boss Jeddah blocks all but the 4th 8t 12th ect attack you do and took a bit to beat. Its a good game and ha's a Post Game connecting to Fire Emblem Awakening I didn't do. Glad I did this.

Just beat Wiz'n'Liz for Genesis on my 2DS. Its a brittish game by Psygnosis where you play as a mage and go through levels to collect Wabbits(NOT Rabbits)and get letters that float from em. After getting enough to spell a brit word, you collect a number of em and can get fruit that floats from em. If you get enough fruit to fill a bar, you get the fruit in the base area. After getting em all, the door opens and you gotta get in then do it 1 or 2 x again to beat the level. You mix 2 fruit in the base to do a spell that there's guides of online and can get a shop to buy/sell fruit. Wabbit levels are on a time limit and once out, you bite it and gotta do the round you're on again. If low on Time, getting a golden disk like Beast Wars floating from a Wabbit gets you 30 seconds You can do mini games based on other games like Arkanoid or Snake or a Chance game of choosing 1 of 3 things to get more Stars(Money)Time or Points(meaningless). You can mix fruit to skip levels but redoing that spell reopens it. You got 3 lives and no Continues but there's Passwords. Holding Start and Press C on BUY for the Shop has things half price. Some levels have Wabbits die if you don't get em and you gotta Re Get the letters, but mixing 2 Onions stops that. Fruit expires after 3 levels so use or Sell it. Some combos get more starts than buying the fruits so you can do that for free stars. There's bosses you fight by dodging their attacks and holding A to ki beam em but no enemies in here. Its ok if you cheat or use a code to get a lot of Stars at the start, but on harder difficulty is kinda unfair. Looking through areas fast for the last guy as time goes. You fight more bosses/levels on higher difficulty but those levels are too unforgiving/not fun. I used a code for the Boss fights to beat em 1 by 1 and did it on Normal with tricks. You move fast but there's momentum. Start Pause, A has you drop through platforms and B/C Jumps. Glad I did it but probably won't play it again.

Just beat Puyo Puyo 2 for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a puzzle game where you move falling pairs of beans in colors and when 1 lands, another comes. You gotta match 4 or more touching  directly next to each other in any pattern, as long as they connect, and they vanish. After they go the remaining beans above em fall and if 4 or more link, they vanish too and it does a combo and any beans above it fall and so on til there's none to fall, then new beans come. The more combo's you do, the more gray beans fall on the opponents side that only go when 4 or more beans next to em link. you go on til the screen of 1 player fills up and the middle left column in their side has no open space to drop beans. You get points for doing it quick and combos so you wanna do the round really long or really quick games to build points or get the time bonus. You use points as Experience and after you get enough, you go on to the next level in the tower and it gets faster or harder. If you beat all the opponents without enough points to advance, you face an elephant guy and if you don't got enough points after that, the game ends. If you clear the screen you get a bonus. You got unlimited continues so keep trying til you get good or lucky and even if you're about to lose, the foe might screw up and fall before you as you are focusing on your own side. The D Pad moves pieces, down makes em fall faster and 1 button rotates it clockwise and the other counterclockwise. The graphics and music is good for 8 bit and it plays mostly well but you can pause to get more time to plan your moves as it don't hide the screen. The Green/Yellow and Blue/Purple look kinda close so I mixed em up a bit but sorta got used to it. It can be kinda tough but its a pretty good game. Its by Compile so you know its good. I liked it and its not too long but can be a bit hard. Glad I did this one. In America the 1st one was Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine in America and I liked that one too.

Just beat BlazBlue: Continuum Shift II on 2DS. Its a 2D fighting game with anime like characters by Arc System Works who does good things. You got several attacks with the buttons that you can change and can throw but also rush with double tapping the D Pad left or right and double jump or air dash. There's light and heavy and mid attacks and you can do moves with the D Pad and buttons. There's a super 1 hit kill move with you on round 2 and never lost round 1, and have full life and the foe is low but I never figured out how to do it. You can change the time limit or number of rounds and in the Arcade mode you face 10 guys. I think you got infinite Continue as this is an Arcade port but I only lost once in time. I know little of Blazblue so I used Litchi cuz she's hot and found I'm pretty good with her. I mainly used the move she spins her rod and beat on the foe. There's cutscenes and its voiced in Japanese but written in English. The music, controls, gameplay and graphics are all great like you expect in Arc System Games The text is a bit small and the tutorial has a good sense of humor with its instructions with insults and fun. I tried the Tutorial but it kept saying to press the 4 attack buttons in the right order and used symbols or the moves instead of saying what buttons so after a while I just went to arcade move and beat it. If you do things you get points to spend on in game things but I didn't need to. Overall its a fun game to beat in like an hour. I like all the character the fighters have and how there's a deep story with their relationships. I hear some characters can't double jump or some have a third jump. Its an update to a past BlazBlue game in Arcades and lets you choose to be Player 1 or 2 at the start of going into a mode, which mainly means left or right side. Glad I did this one. Hope to play more of these. Would be nice if you could pause before the match when it counts down so I didn't have to wait for it to start to pause.

Just beat Hook for Game Gear on 2DS. Its a platform game based on the 90s move thats pretty much Peter Pan GT where you play as Robin Williams. Its 2D and 1 button is Jump an the other attacks with a blade but if you get the Sword it fires a Ki Blast. You lose it if hit but it carry's over through levels. You get unlimited Continues but lose the leafs you got that give extra hits. You start with 2 and can get 4 hits max, after that next one kills you and you use a Continue you die with 0 lives left. Tinkerbell floats in set areas with fairy dust spritzing down and if you stand in it, you charge the fly meter. To fly you press the Jump button again in air, maybe hold it, I can't recall, and it slowly burns the fly meter til its out and you fall. The Jumps are like if man walked on the moon and the height is based on how long you hold it. Often you only need you only need to do it to the max and its good. Fruit heals you and here's extra guys around but falling in a pit is death. There's a waterfall level with trippy effects that screws with your eyes and there's 1 autoscroller that's not so bad. Most bosses take 3 hits and some are tricky but can be done. The graphic and music are good and Matt Furniss did well on the music. The controls take some getting used to but its not so bad after a while. It covers the movie well and there's water areas with holding Jump to not sink and move with the D Pad. Its not bad and once you get used to it, is kinda likable. Glad I played this. The last level has a path of spikes you gotta fly over and enemies come so you gotta take a hit, or run outta flying ki and fall on the spikes, but if you got enough extra life leafs its ok. Flying dust don't carry over levels and you can pause. Its by Sony and kinda holds up.

Just beat Shining Force Gaiden - Ensei, Jashin no Kuni e for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a Srpg where you move characters on a grid and fight enemies in 4 chapters with like 20ish missions. Its 20 years after the 1st Shining Force with some kids of the 1st team so this is Shining Force GX. You equip weapons based on class like Knight or Mage and some can cast spells that boost stats, heal or damage. You gotta beat the area boss or all enemies depending on the area and it has a good story that goes into Shining Force Gaiden II. You get Exp for using spells or attacking with the kill hit getting more Exp. After level 10 you can upgrade class but are stronger if at level 20(The max). If a guy dies you can pay gold to revive. If the Hero dies, you go back to the camp and lose 1/2 current gold, but keep all Exp/Items. So even if you lose, you can keep trying and get stronger each time.. Its really forgiving and you can save any time on your turn and reuse that point as much as you want. You can retreat on the Hero turn and redo the fight with all Exp/Items got the last time. Plus there's healing items and rings that boost stats an 1 use items that boost stats permanently. The graphics and music are nice for Game Gear and it plays well. Its the kinda game you get into and wanna keep doing it. Even if it seems long at 1st, it don't feel it when doing. The game is in Japanese only and was ported to Sega CD in Shining Force CD with Gaiden II and 2 extra chapters to extent the story. I can usually tell who's what and can read some Japanese but much is English Words like BaToRu AhKuSu for Battle Axe. Plus I watched a playthrough of the CD game in English to get the story. I like his better than Fire Emblem and like how each of the 1st bunch of Shining Games were connected as parts of a larger saga. Each mission's like 25 mins and I did part II years ago so I know how it goes. This one holds up and I wish Sega still made em like this. Glad I did this one. Most Glad.

Just beat Chuck Rock II: Son of Chuck on my 218 Genesis Games Multicart. Its a platformer where you play as a baby caveman with a club to go through 6 areas to save your dad from Brick Jagger who wants his caveman car factory. 1 button is Jump, 1 is attack and 1 has you climb on your club when held down so enemies go under you. The graphics are fun with many moving parts and somehow got kinda Rotation on the Genesis with waving back/forth things. Some parts you ride animals like a goat you had to jump on something just right to get on. Its got brittish humor thats kinda fun and has a Flintstones thing of advanced ancient tech like THEY wanna keep down. The attack swings a club but you gotta time it or enemies slip through if you spam it. You get 3 lives and 1 Continue but mini games after bosses can get more. After around 3 worlds it gets kinda rough with flamethrower guys and a dark cave level with light by you and enemy eyes moving. The levels ain't so long but can be tricky the 1st time. If you run outta life you stop and whine then gotta jump back up. There's a level skip Code by pausing then B A Right A C Up Down A or Baracuda then pausing and Up+A to Skip a Level or Right+A to Skip a World. You only need to Baracuda once and after game over its still on. I only did it to get back where I fell to save time and not redo levels. The bosses ain't too bad and often you wail on each other til 1 falls. The game boss isn't bad. Some parts you roll on rocks by waling the other way you wanna go but isn't bad. The title screens can't be skipped so you gotta wait. It has charm and heart but after a few levels gets more annoying than fun. Glad I did it. Might not do it again. I like the 90s Caveman style. Its flawed but makes up for it with level skips. The ending with Chuc and his son reuniting is kinda nice and makes up for the rough levels before. Oh and Milk is a life refill, probably from the caveman bimbo wife.

Just beat Cosmo Knight Zion on GBC. Its a platform game like Mega Man but you can wall Jump or slide like Mega Man X and has a look inspired by Saint Seiya/Knights Of The Zodiac. Its made by mexicans on Kickstarter and I had it backed to get the Game Pak Only. The goal was 500 000 pesoes and it made almost 550 000.. A is Jump, B is Attack that fires a punch kinda blast that goes a bit and Start pauses with sprites invisible on it. You can't rapid fire blasts and there's a break between shots so spamming attack won' do it.. Its 5 levels and saves automatically and has Gems you find 3 of each level that opens stuff after the game is beat. If you get a Gem it counts and you keep it even if you reboot but losing all your guys takes em all and you gotta reget em where you 1st got em. It gives extra lives pretty often and beating enemies can drop life, 1ups or if you have armor, a power up that lasts til you get hit. After beating the 1st level you can get armor that blows off if you take too much damage, but not by dying in a pit, and don't return til you get it in a certain place, even on a boss you gotta do it shirtless and can't go back. There's hidden areas and the story is good with kind of a Go Nagai ending and pretty nice graphics and music. The bosses have a pattern that changes after each of its 3 life bars and once you know what to do, is not so rough. It plays well but some parts like the intro you can't skip and you gotta wait. There's 1 save file and doing a new game deletes it. You can do any level you beat again and there's achievements if you wanna do that. I'm glad I helped this get made and it mainly looks like Saint Seiya at the start but kinda does its own thing. You gotta get your game on but its not really unfair, only needing training to learn the patterns. I hope we get a sequel and more of this. Its worth doing.

Just beat Super Fantasy Zone on my 218 Genesis Games Multicart. Its a Shmup you move freely around a looping area and gotta take out all enemy generators. There's various things coming in the same order that try to take you out and if you touch an enemy you both pop. You can buy power ups with money the enemies drop when iced but they go when you bite it and buying another is at a higher price for some each time you get 1. 1 button is the peashooter and the other is the secondary attack that fires every so often when held but in options you can have rapidfire if you wanna(why wouldn't you?!). The last button is a special attack you buy like bac blast or stronger attack but that's limited ammo. If you bite it, you resummon but enemy bases felled stay down and you see the wreckage on the floor. You can turn left or right and the screen can scale up and down by going there. The bosses are usually tough and the 5th level boss I spent like 2 hours on before going to Yugioh and trying again the next day. You gotta stay on the side and it goes in a pattern with going on the sides of the screen then not for a bit but if it changed direction kinda, it does 2 sides. The graphics are nice and colorful and the music is upbeat. Its by Sunsoft so its pretty good and the story kinda wraps up the Fantasy Zone Saga. There's Shops to buy power ups but if you make it to a boss they don't come and you gotta do it without power ups. No life bar like in FZ2 so 1 hit kills and No Continues but I think you can get some. IF you use a 2nd controller and hold Down/Left and press B then Start it opens a code option where P1 A clears the pause screen, B cycles between invincibility, infinite lives, C skips to the next level, and P2 pad has A for full money, B Removes the Pass word text and C wastes all enemies and goes to boss. I used the infinite lives as you need em and level skips to return where I left off. It ends on To Be Continued implying one day a sequel. Glad I did this but its hard.

Deceived Slumming Party Review

Not: I spell better than the slum scum

Deceived Slumming Party

This is my review on Deceived Slumming Party rom the distant future year toAmerican Hero John Wilkes Booth of 1908(80 years or so beofe Violence Jack)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement

It stars Edward Dillon (deelon! yoo sun nova b-=ch! clap!!) from The Mothering Heart/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance 1916/America 1924/Sherlock Holmes 1932, D. W. Griffith wo acts in some o his films, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game/The Adventures Of Dollie, Anthony O'Sullivan from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/A Calamitous Elopement, Mack Sennett from a lot and Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement

I neve saw this but its Grifith an the title interested me

it starts in i thin soviet new York or new jersey before tony soprano wacked those guys

a guy seems to have a bucnha people on a motor vehicle and a sign on the back sayon slum tour of china on or something

they take the sign off and drive off

then theres people dressed as 1800s marutaplayng cards or hanging out in a home but a guy tells em something and they get into position

2 guys with face hair come in and the possible maruta handle a guy spazzing out

a chic wigs out and fakes a suicide with a knife to her chest but no in the b00bs

theres a lot of little things going on o eac time you watch it you can see by lookin at a different person in the morass of morality

1 face hai guy finds somethin in a sock and gives it to the lead fac hair guy and they go as the 1st wigged ou guy is spazzing out

then the people get up as it was all a show and fake lie the news or what the gov tells us and they split the money and have drinks

in a maruta restaurant or saloon these maruta serve ningen hakujin  te shin ningen not uso ningen like kokujin and gaijin rom kuso lands

the face hair guys come in and i think they are the tour and some are women but no face hai like hermaphrodites or alk show guests or gender offenders on the learning channel or blue sy or tulmber or reddit

1 maruta bumps into face hair guy with a tray o cr-p and knocks him over wih the cr-p spilling on him

te maruta bruh him off and i thin take stuff rom him

in a kitchen or laundry room lie maruta did in the 1900s which kusojin too over and spread aids and stink a century later, theres a thing guys dump stuf in and a guy turns like a grinder but not the site you find guys to b0ne you on

a maruta drops a cat in it and some black cr-p and more cat as maruta eat thse like koreas eat dog and japan eats whale and Poland eats potatos and Ireland eats potatoes and the ussr soviet union drinks potatoes as vodka

1 maruta gets a tray of rats with a cae on it but spills it and the rats get out

spoiler, in china in the 90s or w/e, there was a a problem so he gov got the people to eat rats to fight it

and in the propaganda film Men Behind The Sun, the famer caugh and gave rats to the diector for filming and they lit em on fire, and no one wih a rain card as its rats that are vermin and a blight that spreads disease and ruins things, light gaijin

plus in world vision adds they had the afrikids eatin rats and drining poop water

so te ningen wig ou and maruta catch rats and i think a chick is pulls outta the grinder as i guess these maruta eact each other lie in the 50s under m a o 

in a saloon or something we see guys playing dice o something and it goes into a fistfight

1 guy breaks it up and he tourists are there and it brea out ino a fist fight wth a guyshooting in the air and people spazzing out

the tourists leave and everyone cheers an celebrates that they triced em into thinkin soviet new York is a slummy h-ll hole of crime and violence and gaijin and cannibals

totally NOT like in the 21st century! Riiiiiiight? wink!

its not like people get capped all the time and gaijin run humans over and knife each others and spread aids and monkey pox and have underround areas where THEY do rituals on kids

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight???? Wink!

the end

but that was pretty good

nice idea of huamans goin to the slums to see how the lesser live an its exaggerated

lik how 1st world people visit Mexico or other cesspools that the locals literally risk getting b0ned dead to escape

or Angels in Heaven going down to Dante's Inferno to have a vacation for fun

none of the cr-p they show is real but it seems like i would be

and kinda predicted a lot of what happens later in the century

nice details like each person doing somethin different so each rewater or rewind you can see somethin different

and the acting is fun and story is good

it jokes of maruta things but its not real even in canon so its kosher

glad i saw this, this was kinda fun

For Deceived Slumming Party 2 I want the tour to be driven by a new guy and take em to a real slum and these gaijin gangs try to ice em so the people fight back as they are ready with blades in their canes. also its a 16 bt beat up up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atar jaguar an gab with up to 4 players of 1800s guys with hidden weapons in their 1800s items and fighting comic exaggerations of gaijin

A Calamitous Elopement Review

 Note I pell like calamity cyoyt in animaniacs

A Calamitous Elopement

This is my review on A Calamitous Elopement from the distant future year to Jefferon Davis of 1908(130is yars efore the third Robotech war)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie

It stars Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game/The Adventures Of Dollie, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game, John R. Cumpson(sounds like p0rn0) from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, D. W. Griffith wo acted in some of his work, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma/Balked At The Altar, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game and Anthony O'Sullivan from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch.

I never saw this but wanna review sometin quick and like Grifith

after title we s a chick reading a book and a guy tries o win her over wit flowers

it works and she likes em but she's tryin to read and he wants to smooch so he tries and he pulls away

she shows shes not into him and he walks off holding her hand and when she pulls to get free, he thins shes wanting him and hugs him with his long uncircimsized arms

a guy in a coat comes in and wiggs out then sens him on his way by shoving him offscreen and i guess outta the house but it looks like there might be more house there

he seems to tell her not to see him again as e don't want them b0ning like in soviet California but this was filmed in soviet new York

outside the bf throws small rocks at the balcony window and chic comes and he wants her to go wt him

they reach and he seems to say he'd get her and wants her to come down

she goes back in and he get on a ladder and climbs up she comes out and drops her bag over the side

he climbs up and wait he grabs her bag and it spills on the lawn and is probably full or t=mpons and butt toys

he falls and dad comes out the bottom floor window and bf runs and chic hides

wait its not dad i think its someone else an he takes the cr-p and suitcase and goes in

imagine if he was in a suitcase in prison lingo, as in, up da butt hole?

bf gets a ladder and goes up and brings her down

a cop catches him an takes him away

the basement guy gets the box she was bringing and carrys it off but spazzes around outside for a bit and eventually hides in it

a cop comes by and gets another guy and they carry it off

that could have a body in there, might wanna check it

in court the bf and chick go b4 a judge and the cops bring in the trunk

she locks it or unlocks it or something and they go out

after dropping the box own the steps they go back and this midgety guy dumps the box in an they leave

he basement guy who has a huge nose like some kinda tengu comes ou and i think has a gun, yeah he doe

he looks around and gets a suitcase and stuffs clothes in it, then looks in a purse or something and steals more stuff including what i think is a jar of cocaimum

well, this is the 1900s, sherlock holmes did nose candy

basement guy smokes up a cigar and leaves wearing their trench coat i thin and the film is over, i guess he got away with it.

the end

that was interesting

it starts with 1 story then turns to another

pretty clever for a 1908 film

classic overacting common for the 1900s and good stunts and style

its only like under 8 mins and has soem good fun to it

there's no title cards so you gotta figger it out but it tells it petty well with body language

like that 5kank zoe in Degrassi dancing to lets get physical with the line let me hear your body talk

its written by Griffith and he had some creativity for it and showed he took chances and experimented

its pretty clever in some ways but theres not much to the film when you thin of it

a guy wants to marry a chick and they go out but a guy acks their cr-p

but its only a 1 reel film so its ok

sorta like beyond belie fact or fiction with each segment being li 7 mins and you guess which is real at the end

glad i saw it, its historically relevant

For A Calamitous Elopement 2 I want the burgler to be trying to escape with the nose candy and there's cops around an he has to get to the slums to sell it, but there's also junkies and gaijin around and he has to fight through the german expressionist version of soviet new York in 190x. In the end he fights a cop and the cop beats him down then straps him on a cannon and blows him apart! Also it a 16 bit platformer game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari Jaguar and gba where you play as the basement burglar and gotta beat out or sneak around the slum scum til the final level an you play as the cop and beat the black offa him.

The Adventures Of Dollie Review

Note: I spell lie the doll chic in Yugioh GX but not devolved

The Adventures Of Dollie

This is my review on The Adventures Of Dollie from the distsnt future yea to Oda Nobuaga of 1908(110 years befoe that Robotech Comic)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game

It stars  Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game,  Gladys Egan from Romance of a Jewess/A Corner in Wheat/The Unchanging Sea/The Zulu's Heart, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game and Madeline West who's not on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, Creator hater, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kun fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who goes with made up names and covers the real ones for the inane

I never saw this 4 but its Griffith, its gotta be good

its his 1st film too so i wanna see where it all started

after title see a little girl and her rents in the woods

they go by a water thing by the grass with rocks by the ede an kid sits with mom and fishes

dad comes with buckets and wait i think thats a gypywho tries o steal from her

she fights him off and dad comes by and beats that thing for its crimes

in samurai times they used theives for katana testing and lined em up to see how many you can cut through in 1 swing

bring that back

esp for gaijin

and im not calling it a gypsy as a joke

its called dat on Wikipedia

as a multi Slavic American, i can say I've heard thing of those gypsies

so it goes back to its gypsy agon with its woman it probably bought for being a good thief and virgin like that doc on soviet canada's state broadcaster the cbc

but it tried to make em look not bad wen they use kids to steal so they'd not get in as much trouble

and in the 2020s the homies got into hat with teens carjacking and stealing and murdering and beating and knifing

bring back the gallows

public executions would either scare em straight or clean those items out

and leave the bodies o rot as a lesson to he rest of em

no more of his young offender cr-p where a 17 year old cracks a guys head in and the media cant name it to protect that crack smoking ape

maybe use em in medical research like if there was a unit 731

but don't trust maruta, they deny history and facts

ban Ben Hur for spreading a "superstitious" belief in Christianity, then sucks rhino horn to try to cure their limp b0ners

so in he camp the wife tends o her alleged man and he's b--chy

he waves his hands around like an italiano and throws her down then goes off

dad plays badminton with his daughter  and when mom brings him off the gypsy steals the kid

i hope he dont try to b0ne her, thy often marry 14 year olds in heir rotuals

or like in he stink lands, spoon out kids eyes and use em for begging

mom finds her kid gone after being away or a few seconds like with john walsh jr being b0ned dead by that aids bag

btw, eff you john wash! i hate that omega pills adds you spam with shellfish juice to treat f'd joints

get f'd dead!!

by a big hiv positive gaijin!

dad asks guys for help and runs off

gypsy runs through a farmers field with his kid and possible meal an dad with guy chase after

at the wagon the gypsy brins the kid and puts her in a barrel to probably coo or ferment

dad and the search party search the wagon but dont find her and go on

the thieves celebrate their win and put he barrel in the wagon to use in heir rituals or offer to their gypsy go

hey race down he road and rough a river as hey dont fin their cr-ppy clothes getting wet as its stolen and probably befouled

in the river he barrel falls out an floats down it and goes over a small waterfall

a woman by the place he kid fished wait i think thats huck fin or n word jim, catches the barrel in fishing and brings it in

he's White as seen by his feet and dad comes by and they pen it to find his daughter

moms there and hugs her andthey reunite

the end

that was actually prtty cool

good kidnapping and rescue

its like divine intervention and help from a higher power saving the girl

good acting and no text cars, it all visual like mad max 2 the road warrior or tom and jerry

its well filmed and the barrel floating out rom the dip in the wagon was well done

glad i saw it

a good start to a good creer

and warnin of he danger of gypsies

didn't now new York had em in the 00s

did they get rid of em eventually?

For The Adventures Of Dollie 2 I want it to be right after and he girl told em wo took her so there's a manhunt for the gypsies. In the end the gypsies activate a self destruct thing in he olde worlde city of roman lie buildings and blows it but the good guys escape and gypsies melt to slime Also its an 8 bit game on NES/GB, Sega Master System/Game Gear, TG16, Atari Jauar and I mean 7800 and Lynx where you play as a cop in the 1900s goin in olde world high tech buildings lie the Tirolians in Robotech II The Sentinel and fihgt gypsies and crooks and the last level is escaping the blowing city.