The Speed Kings Review

Note: I Spell Maho Kado Hatsudo! Supeedo Warudo San!

The Speed Kings

This is my review on The Speed Kings from the distant future year to Genghis Khan of 1913(110 years before Robotech II Te Sentinels)

Its directal by Wilfred Lucas who i can't fire anything else he di on aids baf Wikipedia

It stars Ford Sterling from He Who Gets Slapped/Alice in Wonderland 1933/A Fiolm Jonnie, Mabel Normand from The Masquerader/Tillie's Punctured Romance/A Film Jonnie, Teddy Tetzlaff from nothing I saw, Earl Cooper rom nothing I saw, Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, His New Profession/His Favoriye Pastime, Barney Oldfield from nothing I saw, and Billy Jacobs aka Paul Jacobs who's not on back door, aids bag, gender offender, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, Creator hater, banana crammer, chimpus Olympus,aids of spdes, soy boy, beta male, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vega stoner pet tree kung fu made o plats ikipedia who think obvious lies are true

i never saw this but its got rosce so imma see

After title we get txt saying papa and daughter like with Sailor Saturn and they get along like its the GOOD Anime in the 90s

Dad wants her to be with Earl Cooper the speed demon which i assume means he's into drugs or he occult

But the daughter Mabel wants Teddy Tetzlaft the Speed king like Jack Atlas in Yugioh 5Ds

they drive up in 1910 cars which are right by the house on the other side and mabel sits with the king and dad ffumes and spazzes out about it like a 1910s actor

dad wants to keep Teddy from winning the race and f'd with his car

i think he pumped spurm in the side of it as a way of getting b0ning past the censors

as in he f==ked it up

so then its the race and barney oldfield is there

all theese 1910s celebs being show as a big deal is like showing the jersey shore in the 21st century Three Stooges Movie

Mabel runs out and does stuff with the car but not b0ning it li tht guy on the learning channel who thinks the car is his boyfriend

why would it be a guy?! Its an item! Is my Sega a guy?

the korean cars would either be girls or girly men as they  are wiener and gay

dad spazzs out and runs out to get mabel his daughter and wigs out but she escpes up the stands

is this ike Kotetsu eeg how Hiroshi was a racer?

THEY call it "steel jeeg" like calling Yugioh "game king" or Mazinger Z "devl god z"

she goes in the stands and cheers and the race start with a lot of smoke in the background so they don't gotta film it

the cars drive and dad wigs out all exaggerated

im no sure who's who and 1 car has  guys in it like a man butt wit 2 b0ners in a gay xxx

the cars drie and smooke or dust o steam or chemicals THEY say are safe are coming from behind em

teddy and his co pilot are seen in a close up so we now its him and mabel cheers

They drive down a long road and I don't think any of the shots er from he same place

teddy and the stut or w/e race sis by side and soon 1 car stops but goes on

Stutz outspeeds teddy and they drive around the bend an dads wigging out oout then they're side by side

teddy looks happy  and mabel runs out like a dumba55 and waves to him

dad shakes her around and wait its rosce ho's trying to get her off the track after roscoe waves da flag

dad stands up to him and they battle with him jumping on roscoe and wrapping round him like the crotch monster in alien then getting off and lugging him

cars come by and dad evades em and he runs around

he deals with his kid and they sit down

teddy's car f's out and h stops for a bit to fixit and i think stutz wins yeah he does and mabel wants him

sh'es nice to him and dad sez his daughter belongs to stotz but she goes to  teddy

roscoe comes by and dad tries b0ning his chest again like he's a soviet or w/e

Roscoe sits on dads leg and punches him down as he sits up and mabel/teddy watch

then ads up nd kicks not licks roscoes big a55 and dives on him like bad WWF but Roscoe bumps him off and falls over

the teddy and mabel drives off to do mouth tuff and armpit stuff

the end

That was pretty goo

nice quick few mins of fun

not trying to be deep or meaningful but a lite up beat ride

sorta like Beyond Belief Fact Or Fiction were each story is like 7 mins

good action and in  time most dont got cars, was petty new

good acting or rather overacting like bulk and skull in Power Rangers on rugs

the car racing was no bad

i'm not even into cars and didm't learn to rive

plus the bad guy won but the good guy got the girl

like my little pony in the 10s might do

glad i saw it

nice quick watch

Oh and I think Stotz was th sponsor of coper or w/e the speed demon was asits on his outfit

For The Speed Kings 2 I want Teddy to be getting ready to marry Mabel but she's gotten really fat from stress eating for the wedding. also there's a new race with steam punk aero cars and he's in the premier. the dad blames him for mabel tubbing out and entered the race as a masked warrior to take him out. Also its a 128 bit racing game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube ps2 and xbox where you play as a racer and fight others in a 3d flying thing of using wood missles to take out the foes and win the race.

Creepozoids Review

Note: I spell creepalicious

Creepozoids

Yhis is my review on Creepozoids from the distant future year to Manly HEro ohn Wayne of 1987(20 years before Transformers Season 04)

Its direted by openly French el deviwnto David DeCoteau who did the cr-ppy but fun Grizzly Rage

It stars opebly vegan Linnea Quigley from The Return of the Living Dead/A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master/Phantoms, Ashlyn Gere from a lot of p0rn0 and  Basic Instinct, and others not on bac door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, monkey junkie, gender offender, Creator hater, frooty booty, banana crammer, queer as a deee wuit a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan pea tree kung fu base on plants, soy boy, beta male wikipeia who is used by THEM to trick us

I never saw this but sovie aids bag Wikipedia ez people said it s-cked, but they also said unit 731 as real so yeah.

after a cheap loo we see a nerd in a lab , wait, is a chick and she thinks theres someone outside

the music is a bit like tim burtons batman but this came 1st

eventually she opesns the door anthere sa power rangers monste

then title and text saying its the distant futue year of 1998 and 6 years after a nucular war so people fight to survive

then people walking as credit and 80s music plays and its kinda fun

the tet is in green computer things and holy cr-p the music was done by guy moon from fairly odd parents

eventually they stop and 1 guy has tennis elbow in his shoulder and theres something coming so they go for cover in a building

i thin its a storm or w/e and wait i thin its acid rain that melts thei bag they left out

they recon the building and say 40 paces only

on the goo side theres no uggmoes in here. they look normal and aen't devolved or gross

1 group thinks the people in her eleft in a hurry

the teams loo around and 1 finds a bed and a shower but the guy sez it might be contaminated

she tests it and it seems good but 1st they gotta eat

1 finds the lab from b4 and the others find the mess hall an i think they're military from how they talk and act

guy in lab finda  computer btu sees a corpse and screamsso the others run o him and say "it can hurt u"

what it its part snake and reacts after being dead? like snake people?

at dinner they talk of satying in til the rain passes and some wanna go back out

blonde chick goes for a shower and wears a tank top w/o a bra cuz this is the 90s homie wiggle eiggl

1 guy oes to standguard and he wants to shower wih him an take sof her small white tank top to show nips

at the computerthe nerd who saw th copse looks ino the files but its classified

in the shower blonde and muscle guy make out and maybe b0ne to soft anime like music

nerd solfdier looks in the files and finds something of ammino aci and sez b4 he was a poison gas guy who didn't getta chance to use it

blonde guy sez they're desserters and cant contact the military and they talk of the lab they're in making artificial life like THEY did b4

blonde e the place is dead and theirs now and later with a dark tinted blue sky it shows its night

nerd gets up and looks aoround and finds a floppy disk and reads it finding a iary saying its been a while since contact with new l a like soviet l a with the commies

he hears a sound andfinds a vent or w/ebehind a screen under the deck and the diary reas that she had to cover something up and clean up the blood

nerd goe through the vents andcobwebs as the cops might get him like ernest p worrel and han steps in black cr-p

he comes out ina foggy rock place and a monster grabs him with its face pincers as he screams

then i day anbrakfast is up and the leader calls em and the blonde and buff guy are in bed

they wake up nerd whos in bed and talks of how the war isn't over and they have breakfast

leader sez do rcon of the place to make sure and nerd checks the computer

blone suggests having fun and other chick sez they built this planning to stay

main guy se it might not be gov and ner starts spazing out anpukes blood then his eyes turn green and hand devolves and h bites it

they check the computer but cant get in and think its not the food cu they all ate it

buf guy wants to leave but leader want to find out what it is

other chick sz they made it to keep something in not out

oher chic looks into it and thinks they figgere out how to make humans mae thir own ammino acids so whennerd ate it he bit it as he didn't need to eat

they fin the hole in the vwnt and bicker on if they otta go in so leder goes in with a gun cuz hes not a dumba55 who goes in an unknown place unarmed

he crawls for a while to therock lair of fog andit looks inda cool

he guys remaining think leader should've been back a while ago and buff guy goes in as blonde sez they dont know what this is an runs off

he finds a rotted corpsehhanging frmthe closet like a gender offender and wigs out so other chick comes to comfort her as does buff guy

theres a way in the vent there and buff guy goes in and findsleaderlaying there after being encountered by something

other chick is in the lab and has blonde take samples from nerds bod

they check the computer and see nerd was healthier tan all of em an had an amazing protein

but the creature that attacked was maybe human b4

they hear a sound and go check it out and a big a55 rat or killer shrew or w/e bites buff guy and the others blast it with a lazer gun

they say no food for buff guy an he wants to use an umbrella to lure the monster in the acid rain but leader se its too smart

buff guy sez send and SOS but is told they'd get execite for desertion

leaderchecs the computer and the others look around

buff guy fights a bug yokai that busts him but don't finish him and the computer is destroyed in the fight by acid or w/e

the bug which looks pretty good takes buff guy and the chicks say the guys were off too long and talk about guys and growing up to try to make em relatable

other chick tis gonna have a shower but blone screams cuz a guiant ra in attack mode aacs her direcly

after fighting they get on the bed and other chic checks under it like a dumba55 and gets her neck bit

blonde kicks it away or w/e an leader tends to her

bug monster takes buff guy andsprays him with cr-p andlear/londe get him

is this rippin off the princess bride with rodents of unusual size or w/e?

they bring buffguy back and he's on a bed and spazzes out barfing blood as his face devolves like tha cross dresser who got glue and cement injected in his face

the bug yokai comes in and leader fires energy blasts from his sci fi gun at it

blonde checks other cic who devolved andtrues strangling her so she beats her aoeface witha glass and flips her

they fight more and blonde gets her game on Alexus an kicks her devolve a55 then cruches her under a bookshelf and she barfs blood an dies of autism

leader runs and trips on his own fet and the bug thing gets him

blonde goes in the vents and finds leader in the rock lair but the bug yokai is there

it lifts her up and i thin barfs in her mouth  and she spazzes out

leader wakes up and books it, i assume later, andafter venting for a while is in the storehouse and the bug reptile thing or w/e is lurekng around

he gets some needles or injecting as it lowly lumbers to somewere

eventually he fights the thing and hides bug it gras him andlits him up as he screams then drops him

he kinda get away or something or i guess it lost intert as hehiding behind a thing, its not well explained, and charges with the needle

he gets flipped amd thrown into boes thenams the needle in it an injects it with liquid autism

it spazze out blating goo and bite it butout of itsboy crawls a brain on a reptile body and wait it a baby like thing

its umbilical chord comes of and i crawls and the effects are petty good

eventually it crawls over to leader and attacks

wait, were there 2 guys here?

he gets p andlooks around an i guess the baby thing was in his mind, wait theres a groaning

the bay attacks him and he falls but gets up and i guess this is the final forme of the boss

it looks kinda reptilian like THEY are

he opens a thig and it umps him but he falls an gets it away

eventually he grabs it and strangles it like homer on bart and it bies it

he leaves and sees the ohers bit it but he baby revives and screen freezes as creits play to 80s music like a genesis game

2n assistant camera; gay Norris, tee hee

wardrobe supevier Wilma rubble, like the flintstones?

stunt player bob brown, like the rapper who ruined whitmey huston?

assistant to director David lean, like the 40s guy?

The end

That was pretty cool

not gonna win the Oscar but not trying to

a nice 80s old dark house movie of people fighting some mnonster

the future 1998 thing was also in Escape Frim New York but this was different

An a war in the 90s was also by Hokuto No Ken with the nucular war in 199X

And Robotech with the Global Civil War of the 90s

Man the 80s thought we'd go mad max in a few years

Good Thing Ronald Reagan countered the soviets

if biden was prez we'd have lost

and he/they/it tried to be prez in the 80s and f'd out after it was revealed he lied

but this movie wasnt as bad as soviet candy a55 soy boy beta male aids bag Creator hater Wikipedia sai it was

they/them also said Shining Soul II wasn't good so I trusted those banana crammers and skipped it for 20$ at a used shop

When I went to find it online I found its like 60$ later

yeah the acting is a bit wooden, but its a cheap horror movie

it not trying to be gone with the wind or the Ten Commandments or Birth Of A Nation or Ben Hur

Like it for what it is, don't hate it for what its not

although i didn't like silence of the lambs for being all chat an no splat

but this was entertaining and is only like 72 mins

unlike titanic which is like 5 hours with ads

this was even kinda ripped off by Starship Troopes 2 the direct to video sequel

plus th music is pretty cool and 80s

Glad I saw this one, Its enjoyable

For Creepozoids 2 I want it to focus on the baby thing going out in te world and eating animals and people an taking on the traits of the things it consumes. But acid rain rots it and it looks lie a mold monster wit various animal parts. Also it fights people devolved by radiation from the nucular attak an ryptids like sasquatch and other American Yokai. It also a 32/64 bit game on ega Saturn, playstation, N64 an 3D0 where yo play as the yokai baby thing and gain new abilities by beating the thing you want it from in battle and use them to get across areas in the ruined city and wastelands.

Comanche Station Review

Note: I Spell like station from bill and tedd

Comanche Station

This is my review on Comanche Station from the distant future year to Yagyu Jubei of 1960(70 years befoe robotech season 2 and Transformers Zone)

Its directed by Budd Boetticher who did Seven Men from Now/The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond

It stars Randolph Scott from 1929 Dynamite/1936 The Last of the Mohicans/1939 Jesse James/Captain Kidd/Abilene Town/Gunfighters/Coroner Creek/Canadian Pacific/The Nevadan/Santa Fe/Thunder Over the Plains/Seven Men from Now, Clay Aiken I mean Claude Akins from From Here to Eternity/Joe Dakota/The Defiant Ones/nherit the Wind/Battle for the Planet of the Apes/I Love Lucy/The Rifleman/60s The Twilight Zone/Rawhide/Matlock/Eerie Indiana/The DEvils Brigade, Nancy Gates from nohing i saw, Skip Homeier from At Gunpoint/Rawhide/The Rifleman/Star Trek 1960s/The Incredible Hulk 1979, Richard Rust from nothing I saw, Rand Brooks from Gone with the Wind/The Son of Monte Cristo(Mnte Cristo GX)/Waco, and some guys who aint on back door, aids bag, candy a55, beta male, soy boy gender offender Creator hater, frooty booty, Sodom bottonm, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu base on plants, wikipeida who goes with the whipms of the insane and calls the normal "haters".

I never saw this but its 73 min and like 2 hours on Grit

after title an credits t widescreen wih balck bars even on a rectangle tv instead of areal one w/o the wise, we see Randolph scott riding through a wasteland of hills and grass like in power rangers

then a swaem of red men arrive on horseback so he takes off his items from his muel or a55 and offers em

ten after 5 mins of no words the re screams andsommones some to go glose and talks in his ted tongue

scott is packing up and not fudge and they thow a spear in in items and then we se them riding across the wasteland lie Yugioh 5Ds future

they bring him to their base and the chief checks his wares and Scott gives him his rifle

They give him a woman and they leave where she ses shes nancy lowe and he knows of her

later its night but really day and tinted to look darker with yellow sun on the ground

h remembered hearing her coach was taken by commanche and he went to save her but not cuz her husband wanted it

she asks if his woman was taken bby commanche how'd he feel knowing they b0ned her btu he sez it wouldn't matter as he loves her

they get to a house and its locked and no ones there so Scott Bernard goes to water and feed the animals

she offers t take a coach but he sez they dont gotta

then  see Amerians attacsas they flee on hoseback and Indians attack

the Americans stand their ground and fight em off as the nancy hides in a trough 

afte the reds are kulled/chased of the Americans see that nancy is the one they're looking for

Scott asks Claude if hes a scalp hunter an he denies it and sez her husbands offering 5000$ to get her back

she sez she heard of men like him called commancheroes an wants to go alone an have her husband pay his reward

after Claude an friend handle a horse he talks with Scott for seeing him in th army and they used to ice Indians

Claude was said to ice a village of tame Indians but Claude sez he was only doing his job and Scott sez if it were up to him he'd hang Claude

Claudes dudes attcempt to read a sign like beavis and butthead and the reader shows the other which word means commanche

the nancy wants to take a coach and Claudes gangor the aiken club wans to stay a bit as claude seems to be interested in the woman, possibly for b0ning

later she's almot sleeping and laying on the ground in daylight tinted dark to fake being night

Claue comes by and the coach shouldn;e come by now but he se there was wsigns of an attack

he sez why didn't her husband come for her and if she was his woman he;d get her back

caude wants to get her back and get the 5000$ but if she's alive she'd say it wasn't them so they plan to ice her as the reward is dead or alive

Scott sez he didn't know of the reward and the Eiken Club guys talk of how if it right to follow Claude even if he's wrong or bosses em around

1 sez his dad sez to do stuff that is worth something and Scott called jefferson Cody like Thomas Jefferson and Jefferson Davis and cody banks or iron eyes cody did stuff like ebing in the army but the minion didn't nor his dad

te red man gives a smoke signal and might attack and they find a guy with an arrow in him saying scalp hunters iced commanche omen and no they're acting out and doing another wrong to make a right

the ride out in openly daylight not closet dayligt with the tinting and talk

they get to a forest next to a waste land an every now and then they play that Church Song I Have Loved You With An Everlasting Heart

they get to a river and cross it and ride in the woods

Scott wants to ride by the river who will tae 1 extra day but the Eiken Club don't wanna leave him

Brokeback Mountain Clip: I Wish I Could Quit You

Scott saved a lot of Humans fromCommanche and the minions talk of having to ice her when she's pretty and how they coul ice Scott later but that won't work and how its this or Honest work which is too hard and they wanna make it look like the commanche did Scott

scott goes ahead an nancy is cleaning her shirt withan undershirt like a tank top and hears a sound like an Indian

she goes off anwe hear a scream and 1 of the eiken club hgets it with an arrow in him and i think it was him told to go ahead and i wasn't paying attention

they leave the body to rot and be eaten by Indians and sasquatch and Yokai and go off with lively music playing

they get to a safe area and let the iced guys horse free and talk with the other guy of how he fell in wih a bad croud like THEY say the Axis German Leader did an how he'sd wind up arrested and went with Claude for work

Scott offers to help the surviving guy and later surviving member sez he'd miss the iced guy and wants to tell his fam he bit it

Claudetalks of last member being soft an how claudes homie's woman getting caught by eds and went out for her, wait, he sent a guy and she ell in love with him and its worse when its a White man who gets ur woman

but they got money involved and when Scott sez after leaving commanche land he wants wiken out, eiken sez Scott can have nancy and scott slugs him

later last member sez Scott's woman was caught by Indians and he looks for her like Kenshiro and Yuria

Also he trys to tell her that Claudes gonna wak her but only sez stay close to scott

later surviving guyse its only 2 on 1 of them vs Scott and not towack him but Claude has a plan

also the 5000$ is what theyn make in several years

they get to another wasteland and its like 10 000 bc with the ice cap zone y the ungle andthe Indians attack

Scott leads em off and takes em out hut slaugde comes back by him and defies orders

the chick tends Scotts leg wound and they put i thin jacka55 uice o something on his leg which makes him spazz out as its on the nerves

after Scott saying he knew a guy or something and is implying if they try anything he'd ice em

at day but tinted to look like night she cooks and clauge sez hed miss her

nancytalks of Scots womana nd he sez is been 10 yars an she helped him forget

Scott gets claude at gunpoint and makes em go out as chic sleeps but is faking it like soviets fake being American to get our secrets when not being open and teaching kids why socialism works and freedom is hate

he sends em away on horseback and minion se he's glad they got sent off so they dont gotta ice anyone but clay aiken sez h still has a plan

hes gonna sniper him with a long gun like j fk and harambe andkeps one in is pack

last surviving member wants no part in it andleaves as he elt good after thinking it was over and didn't feel itfor a while

so to stop im from tlling his plan claugde caps him like THEY did to that celeb

the horses run and the last guy's body drags around and scott cuts it free

slaude snipers at em and they hide by rocks like star trek and power rangers

scott Bernard goes up to take out clay aiken and its time for a boss fight

chick fires and msses but when claude goes in to ice her, scott gets him at gunpoint from behind but dont cap him as hes the goo guy and has honor like a samurai

claude se if it weren't for him, scott wuld be iced by commanche and he turns o ice csoot and gets capped

and then,,, he died,,, ahhhhhhhh

so the guy and gurl sruvivtrps go back and she gets home and meets her kid son and her husband with dead eys

she sed he ha a reason not to come after him i mean her andscott knew nd goes off w/o the reward

then ries off to  hill an music plays as the rocks lom lie caouliflower or w/e

the end

that was pretty good

nice pacing and flow but it went by quick and didn't drag

good music and style and the filmin was well done

nice color and good acting and its not a bad romance thing of them falling in love

it dont have much going on onscreen but it holds your attention

kinda like Alien 1

its like 73 mins and tells a good story

didn't expect her to have a kid and the husband to have dead eyes but i thought he'd be crippled or something

glad i saw it, its a soli film

For Comanche Station 2 I want him to get a lead on where his wife was taken and goes in to get her, but the indains are too wild and he can't o it alone. so much of the film is him getting a crack team to take em on. also its a 16 bit run n gun game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where its up to 4 players blasting through Indian camps and tunnels and melted temples from befoe the disaster and fighting ancient mechs as bosses inside em.

The Far Horizons Review

 Note: I spell far from good

The Far Horizons

This is my review on The Far Horizons from the duistant fiture year to Bada55 Andrew Javkson of 1955(70 years before Transformers Victopry)

Its directed by Polish Hebrew Hungarian Rudolph Mate who did D.O.A. /The Violent Men

It stars Fred MacMurray from The Texas Rangers/Double Indemnity/The Apartment/The Swarm, bada55 Charlton Heston from 1950 Dark City/Arrowhead/1956 The Ten Commandments/Touch of Evil//1959 Ben-Hur/1965 The Greatest Story Ever Told/Major Dundee/Planet of the Apes/Beneath the Planet of the Apes/The Omega Man/Soylent Green/Wayne's World 2/1998 Armageddon/Tim Burtons Planet of the Apes/Bowling for Columbine, Donna Reed from The Picture of Dorian Gray/It's a Wonderful Life/From Here to Eternity, occultist Barbara Hale from Airport, William Demarest from The Jazz Singer 1927/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Twilight Zone 60s, Alan Reed from The Postman Always Rings Twice/Lady and the Tramp/Breakfast at Tiffany's/The Dick Van Dyke Show/My Favorite Martian/Jonny Quest/The Beverly Hillbillies/1965 The Addams Family/1967 Batman/1969 Get Smart, Eduardo Noriega from The Beast of Hollow Mountain, Larry Pennell from Bubba Ho-Tep/60s The Outer Limits/The Beverly Hillbillies/Little House on the Prairie/Quantum Leap, Ralph Moody from Ace in the Hole/Strangers on a Train/Red Mountain, Herbert Heyes from Miracle on 34th Street 1947/T-Men/the 50s The Ten Commandment, Lester Matthews from The Adventures of Robin Hood 1938/The Three Musketeers 1939/Fort Ti/Mary Poppins, Walter Reed from Seven Men from Now/How the West Was Won, an a few guys not on back door aids bag, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, frooty booty, banna crammer, candy a55, monkey junkie, cripple nipple, hippie stoner vean peta tree kung fu based on plants, ueer as  deer with a steer in his rear wikipefia ho tells lies and hides the truth.

Its based on 1943 novel Sacajawea of the Shoshones by Della Gould Emmons that i never read which i think was base on actual events

I never saw this and knew not much of lewis and clark but saw The Simpsons do a thing on it and new they were in a dark group and later got wacked

Its also sometimes called Untamed West.

after logo andcredits an itle in color and widescreen lol Daniel f=pp, its virginia 1803 according to the alleged modern timeline

fred is louis andis into chicks wo a guy sez he knoews a spot to go, i assum for b0ning

he asks her for a walk in the garden whuch i assume means the h=nka ch=nka  bt she wants to dance but she sez his homie clark is comming

they dance gayly as in cheerful as this is the 1800s before it meant sodomite or the 90s when it meant dum

then we hear preident Jefferson bought louisuanna and dobld the size of the nation

clark by Heston moses ben hur was fighting Indians as THEY didn't get us to feel ba for em being losers yet

louis is called back by the prez like in robotech with the override beam on Khyron so clark dances with louis's chick hancock like te one piece chic guys wanna draw having body expansion

lois meets president Jefferson ho paid 15 million dollars toget Louisiana and wants him to get to the pacific ocean as no one owns it andforeign powers wanna take em on so they gotta increase their resources

louis wants clar to aid hm as he's a bada55 Indian fighter but Jeffersoon wants diplomacy and louis wants clark to be ahis equel

louis gets back and sees  clark making out with louis's woman and they wanna get married

louis is o with his woman getting with the Alha Male and clark fees bad as he didn't know louis wanted her

so they go off on the river and see some reds thinking they're getting close to their village

they get o the red village andlike in Japan, are afoot taller than them

they give a friendship thing tothe chief and a Frenchie sez this is frenchlands but louis sez ur outta date frog sodomizer

chief sez they dont need the White man but are ok usin his horses from the Spaniards who are White liek French and italiano nd portugaloes and Sloevnains

they want help going west like son wukong and chief sez thats enemy territory and the Whites give the reds gifts

donna reed is playing a red who loos like from india and she tells emits her peoples land and she was caught by this red tribe as the reds, like everyone else, owned slaves

she gives em proof that her necklace has sea shells and these people are mountains people like Slovenians and she wants to return to her people by the salt sea likeapan

lewis and clark dont wanna bring her and she gives em seeds she stole or her people to farm and not go hungry in the snow

lewis wants to trust her but clark dont lie reds

chief talks with Frenchie whos people we kicked the a55es of in the 50s of the French Indian war, of how he don't like Whites and fears em being better than him anplots with leading em into a trap

then its day and lewis makes a pact with chief to protect him with American power if he helps em, like Genghis Khan working with guys he worked whith but after thy turned on e him, he send em to jigoku like the maruta they were

Frenchie goes with lewish and clarcke and after leaving, chief thtows off the medallion he got for protection of America

at night they have a ritual dance to rey for war and take scalps and in day they come out and donna sakajawiya don't want to amrry that gross Frenchie whos like bacterian from dragon ball who people draw b0ning android 18 as krillin watches

sakajawiyabeing  slave plants food but sneaks off as she hears fenchie is coming back tomorrow despite having been sent to lead the Humans

a red on horse tries to get her but donnas friend sacrifices herfself to take him out

donna sakajuwiya rides a horse in clearly day but tinted to be night

wo we're 40 mins in ith adds, that felt like nothing

she gets to em 1st and warns em the reds are coming for em so they place scarecrows up to fake being them like jinzo ningen

the Frenchie is up to something and th reds attackand stab the jinzo ningen so the Americans open fire like that irosh money in Texas who iced marylin or harambe

the reds run off and the expeditionary force goes out and gets a deer

they get to a fork and split to 2 teams where whoever gets to da falls 1st aits an the other turns back after 2 days

they go on and sakajawea grows closer to clark and wants to see a woman with red hair

spoiler; the eds fought red hairedgiants like sasquatch ith 6 fingers befoe the White man came

she falls in water an he saves her an calls her Janie and sez her dress is too long, i assume as he want her in a minidress like the amazoness quarette 5kanks in Sailor Moon

clark and saka get to da falls 1st and leweis was wrong to doubt her

they get the boat up with a pulley system an 1 guy keels over so saka looks after him

according to most untrusyorty wikipeia, she had a kid with the Frenchie who won him in a card game

Frenchie tells het off and is not friendly to her for helping the Whites andwait she's looking after clark andhe remembers her hiving him medicine

so clark recovers and took red medicne lie Yugioh instead of White and she cals him chief red head as he gave her a White name she got him a  one

the camp is looking cr-ppy so the drink and dance but frenchi has too much and challenge Charlton for hi woman

moses slugs the Frenchie like his kind deserves and it devolves into a monkey knife fight lie bad star trek

ben hur wins and  the cps or w/e come in and wait its lewis who ends Frenchie mcfrench back down the river with food

she sez shes not his and later sez she belongs to clark as he fought for and won her but Clark sez they don't win women but choose their love and men only get 1 wife and she agrees

he don't say he's engaged and she feels like he dont want her and he sez he'd explain it later

they go on and meet reds but its saka's tribe and they are glad they got em seeds to survive the winter

the reds want guns to ice the other reds as they are the number 1 killer of each other but lewi and clark are hear for peace not war

saka's man she as promised to wants her but shes sed to be clarks woman

clark goes to a tent and finds saka who told her brother or o nii san that clark beat Frenchie and won her and wasn't lying but didn't say the truth like Hulk Hogan

she was ashamed and is gonna go to be given to wild eagle which sounds lie a mad max or g i joe guy but Heston lets her stay the night but no b0ning

the it day and they go on but wild eagle like soaring eagle and blazing lion in power rangers Wild Force follows

They go on and hear from this lake is the great salt water of the ocan

i should point out the are maps of land between California and the ussr Russia soviets called Jeus's Land from the 1500s and after the 1700s THEY said its "land unknown" before being erased and said theres nothing there

don't believe me, look it up yourself and see.

so a red sends a guy on canoue to tell the guys nt to harm the White Man and lewis sez he/wild eagle are friens

lewis is mad at lark for sending saka back an someone snipers the canoue guy

wait he sed hes binging her bac to Washington

so they canoue and saka runs alongside but trips and clar pulls up to sore and makes out ith her

turns out i guess she was sent back and i read ahead ad the wrong part and he didnt want her to come with him yet

they stop for the night and the men know they're beyon lousiana and wanna go back and know lewis and clar have issues

clark thinks the scouts sent out got it ad lewis tells him to send saka or hes have him writen up on insubordination and wants him court martialed

lewis whins bout clark wanting saka and hancock and gets slugged y clark

a guy carrying a body sez they gotta work togeyher as there's Indians everywhere and they have a service and say a prayer for em

lewis sezthey did their mission bu he has more as a bonus chapter to get America from Sea to Sea and i they wnna queer out, it up to em

Clar sez he's with Lewish and the men go with em

also this is 108 mins and 2.5 hours on Grit

they go on da river but a net trap blocks the way and reds fire on em so they return fire

lewisswims over an cuts the net trap and they get by even if the reds could just follow on the riverbank

they reach the sea and lwsclims the land they travelle in name of America

clark asks and gears the court matrial is part of the record

they go back to President Jefferson who's glad they helped America and Clark shows him Saka who he's gad helped his country

Hancock comes by and goes up with Saka o talk and this is a love triangle like Robotech with Rick and his worker woman Lisa and bimbo Minmei

Jefferson or Tommy reads their diaries and Saa tals with Hancock over Clark and how he saved him and SakaJuwiya was too log to say so shes Janie

nowaays THEY whine of culture cr-p but people with btains dont care

Saka sezwomen work n fields, cook, breed and clean as shes a traditional wife before feminism was made up to ruin women

Hancock sez the stuff White Women do and has a dress for each occasion and gives er 1 and sez she wont go to the dance or w/e as she seez Saka wants Clark

Hancock goes out and talks to Lewis who gves his notes to Jefferson Davis Tommy

Clark comes in and jfferson sez 5 pages were missing from Lewis's report an lewis forgot it

Jefferson is happy as he's a cool guy andkicked a55

the people come in an meet Lewis an lark an Clarkwants Hancock who not there and goes to see her in her room

Hancock sez janie is gone and anie left for her people and left a note sayingshe met Clarks White People but its not hers and se's going back o living in the woos and pooping on the flor

but he' glad she was happy an others need Clark and they can ach eachhers lessons from eachothers people

we see Saka crying in a cart and have a wor monologue of remember each other

the end

that was pretty good

nive filming and colors and music and acting

they changed a lot like clark being into saka and Frenchie being the bad guy

but the French usually ARE the bad uys so it fits

also oly 1 guy bit t, not several

but tey changed The Ten Commandments and Gone With The Wind and Birth Of A Nation an Ben Hur and The Wizard Of Oz for the movie from the book so it works

this was entertaining and has a good pace with not much going on but holdng your attention like Alien 1 or Halloween 1

Its got good flow and don't drag and dont feel long

glad i saw it

For The Far Horizons 2 I want lewis and clark to try to tell of the roman ish buildings they found i merica but the group tey're in dont want it revealed so they have em waked. Then in the 2020s with the nation being a cyber city with buildings up to the clouds and the network people mind jack into, some hacker finds their missing journals and the gov sens cuber cops after him. So he has to get to a main data port in the cyber city and upload the info to the web where it'll spread and show the truth. Also it a 16 bit Run N Gun like Life On Eart for Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where u play as he cyberpunk chic in a leather bikini and ue a plasma rifle o blow out the robots and cyborgs and mutants and mechs.

Under Two Flags Review

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Under Two Flags

This Is My Review On Under Two Flags From The Distant Fiuture ear To American HERO Robert E Lee Of 1936(100 years before The third Robotech War)

Its directed by Frank Lloyd who did Oliver Twist 1922/The Sea Hawk 1924/Son of the Gods/Berkeley Square/Mutiny on the Bounty 1935/Blood on the Sun

Its based on a book i never read by animal spremicist Ouida who was a brit and a Frenchie

It stars Ronald Colman rom 1935 A Tale of Two Cities/1937 Lost Horizon, the loyal Claudette Colbert the 30s Cleopatra/Imitation of Life, the bada55 Victor McLaglen from The Quiet Man/

1956 Around the World in 80 Days, Good Catholic Rosalind Russell from His Girl Friday/Never Wave at a WAC, one of THEM Gregory Ratoff from The Moon Is Blue/The Sun Also Rises 1957/Exodus, Nigel Bruce from 1934 Treasure Island andd The Scarlet Pimpernel/1938 Kidnapped, C. Henry Gordon from Scarface 1932/Rasputin and the Empress 1932/The Black Doll/1940 Kit Carson, Herbert Mundin from 1935 David Copperfield and Mutiny on the Bounty/1938 The Adventures of Robin Hood, John Carradine from The Black Cat 1934/Cleopatra 1934/Les Misérables 1935/Bride of Frankenstein/Mary of Scotland 1936/Daniel Boone 1936/Captains Courageous/Jesse James 1939/Stagecoach 1939/The Three Musketeers 1939/The Grapes of Wrath/House of Frankenstein/Captain Kidd 1945/House of Dracula 1945/The Ten Commandments 1956/Around the World in 80 Days 1956/The Story of Mankind/he Proud Rebel/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 1960/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Myra Breckinridge/The Howling 1/Aladdin and the Magic Lamp 1982/The Secret of NIMH 1/The Ice Pirates, Lumsden Hare from Sherlock Holmes 1922/Svengali 1931/Black Moon 1934/The Three Musketeers 1935/The Last of the Mohicans 1936/A Christmas Carol 1938/Gunga Din 1939/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1941/The Picture of Dorian Gray/Captain Kidd 1945/Julius Caesar 1953, commie scum J. Edward Bromberg from Jesse James 1939/The Mark of Zorro 1940/Son of Dracula 1943, Onslow Stevens from The Three Musketeers 1935/House of Dracula/Angel on My Shoulder/Them!/The Ten Commandments 1956, Fritz Leiber from A Tale of Two Cities 1935/The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1939/Scarlet Street/Angel on My Shoulder/Samson and Delilah 1949, openly unionite Thomas Beck whos films aint listed on back dpor aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, frooty booty, banana cramr, candy a55, beta male,, soy boy wiipeda, William Ricciardi from San Francisco 1936, Frank Reicher from Rasputin and the Empress/King Kong 1933/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/House of Frankenstein/Samson and Delilah 1949, Francis McDonald from Intolerance/1922 Monte Cristo/1928 The Viking/1948 The Three Musketeers/1949 Samson and Delilah/Santa Fe/50s Calamity Jane/Bad Day at Black Rock/1956 The Ten Commandments/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Joe Dakota/Fort Massacre, one of THEM Harry Semels from nothing I saw, Slavic who married blone Olga Baclanova Nicholas Soussanin from 1932 Arsene Lupi, and openly irish Douglas Gerrard from nothing I saw

There's a few other versions including a 20s one by Todd Browming but its not o gay a55 youtube so imma review this one

I thought it was a civil war film but its acutally not

afte crediys with a book opening with the actors and credits and titles on pages we get pages saying it in soviet afriva an the French are in an outpost with few Whites ironically like Europe became

in the sand tanned mans land we hear theres an inspection an this devolved looking Frenchie is cheerful like a cajun abouthow they get ready but dont marchand this fhuman seeming guy in frog face sez he'd take a full pack

the army gathers and they gotta march 40 killo meter

then we cut toa woman cleaning her feet that are white and virgin and clean and milky

a guy comes in and she wants him to order the men back but he wont and she inquires on why he sent em away

he sez they had to learn but she sez hat if the enemy attacks but he sez no so she goes like a woman and sez "u sed u loved me"

he asks her it and gets ma and she laughs and sez yes but he still wont bring em back and she claims he hurt her arm

he goes in for a kiss and probably a b0ning in the real version btu she sez after you bring em back and he sez brin em back

also her name is cigarette which in the brittish version...

so these horsemen come out andwe see the base and its a big lot with buildings and people they ha to make as they didn't cheap out with green screens liek the amazing bulk or avengers

the horsemen come across bodie and the enemy's iced another party sent out

at an oasis the 40 illo meters guys are rewatering 

thy hear gunshots but look and see the horsemen and retun to base

main guy meegs cigareete nd they clash over wine cuz they frencheis and the cajun like guy sings jolly

she get emarrend dfir some reason and throws a knife at him cuz shes a French woman and ets her irish up like an italino

he gets the knife and chases her playfully not like oj

mai guy did well on a mission and is propmoted to sgt

the guy who loves te cigarette has a smoke ad sends ain guy on a mission then e see main guy smoking cuz they frenchies

a britmo comes by in am explorer helmet and gets a horse for 2000 franks

cigareete gets da same horse and changes the saddle and gets britmoto get it thinking its different

he tinks all houses look the same? racist!!! what would trwilight sparkle thing? f her! f her in her horse a55!

main guy ads his opinion andthey have a bet for a bttle of wine or a kiss and cigarette racsmin guy by going around poles but nocking 1 over is a loss

main guy wins but sez it was da horse wo won so she can kiss the horse

interspecies! brony! pegaisister!

so she gets b--chy cuz shes got the French and rides off but main guy catches her and saves her

she sez she hates him but that means they'll fall in love and marry and have 200 babies to repopulate the world after the nucular holocost of 199X in Hokuto No Ken

she kisses him afffter he explains it and it fades out withthem probably b0ning in the sand

hope he's uncircimsized

the horse comes back but they didn't and they are still in the desert at night or day or w/e

he gets up anhs bac has no sandw/o a horses a55 to ride they walk back

they get back and main guy reports to cigarette lover and sez noting happened as lover is the commander or w/e

then cigarette mo wait it another woman isat the base with her man whos got a moustache

she ets a grand tour of the base and sez the flys must be h-ll so they need screens

commander sez idf a fly gets a Frenchie the fly dies, probably from the smell or hiv

she meets main guy and is tol hes a srgt and has nothing to be ashamed of

main guy seems to know other woman and commander goes to deal with long underwear an not long in the hot dog

latr caun style sees gicargete making a dinner table meanl with wine cz they like being drnk and b0ning

after he leaes cigaterre fans away the stink or flys or both

theres a dance and main guy is going outand has a slave or minion or peon make whisky and sandwiches for him

The term "Peeon" comes from a medieval tradition where the lower ranked soldiers would be punished for failure by being whizzed on by higher ups, This gradually became known as a slang ern for anyone of lower rank

ok i made that up but it souns real

main guy meets other woman and gives her a horse statue thing she gave him

after a talk they go off andfinds she can clim b

they go into the town after i think climbing a wall anf see the gaijin tanned sand man

they watch a gaiin f with a snake in a pot

in the real version it was living in a gains butt

they go back an shes glad she saw the real Africa but he sez the real one is in the desert

what about those world vision kids eating poop water and being full of parasites?

she gets her jewelry back from him and cigarette is bummed main guy didn't come and ajun tyle is happy cuz e won a bet

at some place i think the desert or a temple or someting he shows other woman the real Africa

he sez no woman went on this holy ground but holy to who? the demon worshippers?

they make out and it zooms out so i thnk they b0ned an they walk back with good b/w full screen filming of the dawn and day

at the oasis and not the gay ban she gets a horse to go back

then i a meeting they hear a loyal chief has issues with his people and the britmoes and frencies will work together t quell uprisings lie Nobunaga's Ambition on GB

they we see the chief with a notestabbed on his back saying theye's a rebellion and commander who's actually maoy Doyle like Contra Hard Corps is sent in

so i miseed a bit looking up Commander Doyle on Contra and main guy wants the horse back from other chick cuz she's going back to England

but she dont wanna go and wants to stay in the third worl with him 

he sez he can't go back to englad and cigareete listens in on them

this love triangle between a hero, a ommon girl and nobility is like Skies of Arcadia with Vyse and Aika and Fina

or Rick Lisa and Minmei in Robotech

maor Dundee doyle confronts cigaeete and she sez she loves main guy in a winy tirade

so the troops move out and et to a base in the desert

moutache sez the horse statue has the name of a guy who had a scandle but the guy bit it last year and cleare his kid brother b4 he went to h e double Ireland

they gotta get main guy back to tell him

in the base main guy comes back after losing a few men and doyle commander major minor keeps sending him out to ice him like King David

some guys retrn and cigarete finds what major doyle is doing to send main  guy out and she tells other woman main guys not returning

she gets b--chy and sez main guy dont belong with her upper crust kind and she loves him moe but could save him if she wanted to but will leave him to ie as if she cant have him, he can go to h-ll

wow what a b--ch

i mean she IS French, but still

so she hen goes out in the mad max hokuto o ken violence jack judge dredd wasteland like Mexico to save him

major wont leave but hears word from main guy that he' not returning and seeing this isn't what he rally wanted goes out to save him

so the enemy is attacking  place and a Frenchie gets it but its ok cuz if he had a soul he wouldn't be French

the enemy holds off and min gy sees the battalion is on its waybut it might be a trap to ipe ou the batta lion

they warn e with gnshots and the enemy attacks looking like nazghoul from lord of the rings in black robes

theres a battle of all these horsemen on the desert with machine guns and i thin maor dole got shot in the arm, the French had aids, you genned down, harambe

more enemies swarm in like ants and cigarette comes onward in the desert

later its night and they are running low on ammo and doyle has a hole in his righ shoulder and asks why main gy too cigatere cuz she loves him

he sees if they can last til noon they can have a chance and he wants to sacrifice himself to go off on his own

he goes to a tent and meets the chief who he knows from before in a past tume as classmates in school

he sez theres brits i athe area and if he's caught with the brits by him he'd look bad

chief sez if true he'd owe him for life but if not its the end of their relationship

him being a big status guy who aids em is lie padme being queen amadala in star wars episode 001

cigarttes comes by the battalion nd tells em the frencheis are surrounded so they go with her to there

the its daytime an main guy spend they night with the fchief who sez he found theres no brits around and is gonna use him as a occer ball for an on horse game

then b4 he's chopped up and b0ned the battalion attacks the camp and its lie wounded knee with the alleged whites attacking an enemy camp

gigarretrehas a death scene and attone for her b--chery sacrificing herself form him

man this goes on for a while

just die fenchie!

your kind aint needed on this blue and pure world

so he smooches her an she finally bites it and goes to fench h-ll wher they keep those sub human animals

then they have a ceremony to honey cigarette for saving em as the French like chicks being stronger than them

what are they? femnists?

and they clal her ciarrette, is that her birth name? i thought it was a mad max thing like fun boy or T bird in The Crow

now normans an Saxons can live together in peace

the end

that wasn't so bad

it had good flow and feel and dinm't drag

good acting and its got that 30s style

Ronald felt lie Erroll Flynn but not as playful

the cigareete chic was good and it showed the frenchies being Frenchie and b--chie

nowadays they'd make the French look bad and the gaijin look good

my dad felt this wasn't as good as the book but i fel it was a decent movie

sorta like Algiers but feeling like the 30s King Solomon Mines

I like these 30s films, they have class and heart

i think its in the late 1800s but dont recall if i said it

glad i saw it, its a preddy decent movie

also his woman who wanted him biting it when he had another woman and there's a service was used in starship trooper 001

For Under Two Flags 2 I want him to return to England and get them to send troops to take out the enemy tribes. Then leads missions against em but finds an ancient temble with a mahine that can revive people, so he hunts dpwn cigarettes body to bring her back. Also its a 16 bit Srpg like Langrisser on Sea Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as not Errol Flynn or whoever the main guy was in the 1st and take on cryptds in the desert and guardians in these temples made of gears and springs and ancient tech.

His Favorite Pastime Review

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His Favorite Pastime

This is my review on His Favorite Pastime from the distant fitute year to Amerian Hero ohn Wilkes Booth of 1914(he was dead like a decade 4 this aftr faking his end and escaping)(100 years before Rootech Season 1)

its directd by George Nichols the possible ancestor of louie Nichols from Robotech Sason 2 and he did A Film Johnnie

It stars openly agnostic/gypsy Charlie Chaplin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circis/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, Charley Chase from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Masquerader/His New Profession, the honorable Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, His New Profession, an Peggy Pearce from A Film Johnnie.

I never saw this but its by Mack Sennett and ZKeystone Studioes

So it starts with carlie and i think Roscoe in a bar as Charlie smokes a cugar

i think roscoe looking like indiana ones from the slums seems to wanna have carlies drink but carlie drinks it in front of him

if that is roscoe he's not so fat

I've seen fatter in high school

dat fat chck was a b--ch

not like Chantel who was nice and also fat

Chantal styled her hair crimped it and wore make up and had confidence

the bad fat chick, i think tina dressed dumpy ad cut her hair and wore pants instead of a uniforme skirt

chantel had confidence an was positive

if you read this chantel, you were great, not like dumpy tina

And I cant recall if its ChantAl or ChantEl

so in the movie a chick comes out of a car and Charlie comes out stimbling drunk

he goes up to her and kinda does a hat thing of hitting it with his cane

another guy comes up and Charlie walks off and i thin heeds to puke on the floor

she won't b0ne u if u barf on her

unless she's got a barf fetish

hhnnnnnn blaaaaaaa

hnnnnng psssssstttt

zaaaa warudo!

Wryyyyyyy!!!

so chimpus chapman goes back in da bar and a devolved guy smacks him an looks like an uglier curly howard

not curly gives him dark liquor nd champus goes off and he's in the john and kicks a man being brushed by a black boy out on his a55

but when we see kicked guy falling there's no chapplin in te roorway

black guy who looks like he's White in make up or has evolution problems gets a coin from charlmo and runs out

Charlie wets his head in the sink and i realize i think e's sobering up

he blacks out and black mo comes in with a client and chamlin fights the guy and cleans his shoe with a towel

the client wipes hi ace and not his a55 as he didn't dump or get b0ned yet, an the shoe polish gets on him

he gets his irish up on chaplin like an italiano but Charlie slugs him like the soviet he is and blackened face client falls ot fda door, again with no Charlie in itt

Charlie fights the door and gets his gypsy a55 kicked as it should so he crawls under it like the rat he is

he gets is foot caught in a spittoon and after pulling it off, a moustache guy fights hi but is held by guys and chimpmo goes out stll mentally f'd

he goes for the car an falls then runs after it by gabbing a trolly like in mr rogers

he jumps out and goes for the woman wo was in he car an went in da house and stunbmlies round in the stairs

he goes in deeper like pumpkin hill and stands by the chick in a rocking chair thats not electric trying to get her attention

he takes off her head thing but she's blicketee black and probably a White and/or man but with a thicc a55 like rap guys like

she beats on him with a pillow an they grapple but he loses to a dame cuz hes a candya55

the real chick comes home and he declares cr-p but gets shoved through the door and a moustache guy come by as the chick goes all italiano with flailing limbs.

Charlie gets his candy a55 kicked by the big butt alleged woman then is throw through the door into moustachio who spins him around like Astroboy's Higeoyaji aka Shunsuke Ban

chalie gets chucked out an mustachio gets throttled by his woman and chalie goes in, swings and misses

Charlie's thrown back out and the crowd that gathered and fights em but gets beat out and stands there for like 15 seconds

the end

that was petty good

mostly action and there's like no title cars or dialogue

good tunt and its one of the earlies movies but has good stff to it

too a bit to see its aout him trying to sober up but i got the gut of it

its before Birth Of A Nation and has that 10 style of camera's in 1 place and going for a while

good expression and some nice jokes that hold up like the hoe polish

its not bad, kinda simple but it entertains and has good style

Charlie gets his a55 kicked in a lot of it

probably gonna shoot up the place like rick in Degrassi

For His Favorite Pastime 2 I want him to do a training thing to get revenge on the guys who beat him up and much is gym gags of him screwing around on the equipment. Then he gets there and finds they prepared for him and got really buff, even the chicks. Then it devolves into a big WWWF style battle. Also its a16 bit Wrestling Game lie King Of The Monsters on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA with up to  players wailing on each other.

Our Man In Havana Review

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Our Man In Havana

Tis is my review on Our Man In Havana from the distant fiture year of 1959(70 years before Rpbotech eason 2)

Its directed by Carol Reed who did Oliver!

It stars Alec Guinness from 1946 Great Expectations/The Bridge on the River Kwai/Lawrence of Arabia/Star Wars/The Empire Strikes Back/Return of the Jedi/Star Wars: The Force Awakens/Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, demon worshipprr Burl Ives from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer/Little House on the Prairie/East of Eden/Cat on a Hot Tin Roof/The Big Country/Hugo The Hippo, Bada55 Cathiolic Maureen O'Hara from Jamaica Inn/The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1939/Miracle on 34th Street 1947/The Quiet Man/War Arrow/McLintock!/Big Jake/The Christmas Box, Openly Hungarian Ernie Kovacs from North to Alaska, Noel Coward from Around the World in 80 Days 1956, Ralph Richardson friom The Four Feathers 1939/Anna Karenina 1948/Oscar Wilde 1960/Exodus/Doctor Zhivago/Rollerball 1975/Watership Down, Jo Morrow from 1960 13 Ghosts, Grégoire Aslan from Mr. Arkadin/King of Kings 1961/Cleopatra 1963, Paul Rogers from The Trials of Oscar Wilde 1960, Raymond Huntley from nothing i saw, Ferdy Mayne from 1959 Ben-Hur/Where Eagles Dare/The Eagle Has Landed/Conan the Destroyer/Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf, Maurice Denham from Animal Farm 1954/The Nanny 1965/Countess Dracula, Duncan Macrae from nothing i saw, Hugh Manning from Quatermass and the Pit/The Elephant Man, Karel Štapanek from nothing i saw, Maxine Audley from 1948 Anna Karenina/1960 The Trials of Oscar Wilde, Good Christian Timothy Bateson from The Evil of Frankenstein/Labyrinth/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, John Le Mesurier friom Ben-Hur 1959, and some guys not on back door, aids bag, gender offencder, sfrooty booth, Sodom bottom, candy a655, banana crammer, queer as a deer with a steer in it real himmi[pie stoner venag pet tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who denies the mud floor and tartaria but sez the moon laning and evolution and grlobal warming is real

its based on a book by graham greene who did Brighton Rock/The Quiet American

after tuitle an credits in pre soviet cuba  saying its befoe the recent malcontent uprising, we see wa man in a dark suit going by an seeing an atomic pile vacuum

he meets burl wait its another guy whos a cop meeting him and asking for his papers

this military guy frills burl over the English man he talked to an lests him go

duit guy is given a demonstration of the vacuum and suit talks of the vacuum guys daughter and heatrs hes brittish too

he leaves sayng he'd see him again and vacuum guy talks with burl about suit guy and a grl whos mom he dont know where she is and how he wants his daughter to ahve a good life and not a Cuban one

wait til the commies come in

a irl comes by and vacuum guy sez his irl has an American acent and at home he feels like a gaijin

the dangers of going to a dark land, the blackness taints you

dad comes home and his blonde white daughter want this horse she bought to count as several xmas and b ay presents as her b day is coming

a blonde oinnocent girl in a Mexican place? this is how p0rno starts

look at hwo Mexicans keep drawing android 18 with a guge butt an big ugly homies as krillin watches

also the horse is White

suit guy walks down the street as a band plays after im and he comes to a bar with vacuum guy and wants something from him saying "dont let hme down/ur an englihman aint ja"

they go in the bathroom but instead of b0ning like George Michael, suit guy sez hes an agent and they need a man in Havana for brit intesrtsts besides big teeth and aids

a guy comes in and they fake beig normal and after he leaves suitmo sez meet him elsewhere

at home he puts some horse this or sm harness on his blonde daughter and sez they might go to Switzerland but she wants tooin the riding club

dad does a clown act and they talk of his woman and she prays for her and hopes she comes back

he goes to meet  suit mo and is told to have a book for the code and an electric kettle for messages

they used the book lamb as it was that or uncle toms cabin and i guess he dont like coloreds as this is the 50s

suitmo tells his superior his report on the new member vacuum guy whs doing cr-ppy

theres a country club thats 500 pounds and they think its for recuiting agents but hes doing it for his blonde virgin daughter

he goes in the club and tri recuiting guys but not like the banana crammers and 1 Mexico thinks hes trying to b0ne ihim

he kinda s-cked at being an agent and not cuz hes a britmo who dont have a soul

why does America let england exist? they were the bad guys for hundreds of years. if we have 1 more royal wedding or kid pooped out i say we nuke em. i'm sck of hearing of these nobodies. its lie the kardashians but inbred.

he trie recuiting surb i mean burl and later sez he met an enegnieer who has navel contacts and ants to recuit another guy for soem reason

he contacted an atress amd theres kind of a montage to meico music as its south of teas and speaks Spanish

after locking up he sees a vaccum looking like some metrolpois thing and draws a story on a pilot recruited in the brits thing to see a rocket in the snow covered hills of pre soviet cuba

blonde aughter wants to read lamb but he sez he wants to

he goes to see burl who's place was f'd and a guy wanted him to do something not for drs like him

he' given up like a candya55 andvacuum guy draws a vacuum thing with a guy looking dark like the sleepwalker in the cabinet of dr Caligari with a cane

the brits see the drawings andthink its real and dont get how he go e v enen though the planes patrol the area

they think this will make nukes look conventional and thank suit guy for finding the guy who found it

in this club, burl/bacium/blonde have dinner andhis book thing worked well and hes driunk

a Saddam looking guy in military dress comes by and blone dont like him as Maureen watches with jewrish hair

saddad wants to dance wih himi man londe but Maureen quitrts him with booze and eing a Mexican Saddam guy is into her then goes off

Maureen sez she his secretary an he neer heard from the brit ad e goes with it

blonde innocent daughter thinks dad vacuum is into heran Maureen oins as his secretary

theres an inssue with montes the pilot he made up for his stoey and he pretends to call hum and sez he'd meet him in the country club

after leaving her Catholic School in aWhite uniforme the Saddam guy picks up the blonde and i  hope that animal dont stick hi circimsuzed thing in her

so the thing goes on andi missed some as i was looking for a post i made a while ago

burl sez there was a crash and the agent monetgue or w/e but it and vacuum guy comes to a club saying the chicks look the same like Japanese

Saddam guy meets vaccum guy an shows recording of him aying Montez is dead and the accident was meant to be a warning

but vacuum guy sez he dont know Montez an goes

then burl sez Montez was an invention or something but worked too well or something and i think he implies he really iced a guy but im looking up my creationist posts cuz a guy wants to send creationism to a guy he dont like

Saddam brings a guy who sez vacuum guy taled with Montez andsadda sez the guy isn't a poor so hes not torturable to get him to say things

Saddam guy wants to have vacuum guy as a double agent and will pay him well instead of deporting him

suitmo sez they thought his info was fake an d vacuum parts til they learned a guy wanted to wack him with poison like THEY do and thim hes honest

so later there's a dinner  and he worries someones gonna poison him

he gives a speeh on communism another thingsand a guy who dra nk something spilled it and a dog drank it and died

good, dogs s-ck, send em to the Korean ovens

Saddam later wants to marry vacuum guys blonde virgin daughterand breed with her with his befouled dna on her superior one to poison her bloodline with gaijin filth

might as well breed with an ape

addam guy implies his gun is better than a vacuum and has a firearm on his aist

oh and in a scene i gforgot to say, bur sez his fam was in Germany and left

i thin someone got iced and vacuum guy sez to Maureen he made up all the cr-p and wnders if he'd get hard time for lying to the gov as its different when the gov lies to you

the brita can't get him in pre soviet cuba unless they send a team of sneaks to kidnap him and bring him out to triy him in an unfair trial he's got no chance in like that German in South America

so daughter blone virgin and Maureen goes to the movis and vcuum guy plays checkers wit Saddam where taking pieces means youdrink as they are booze bottles

he gets not Saddam to take off his belt with a gun

wait i tink its chess an its lie sailor moon wit amy vs birdie and Saddam blacks out so drunk vacuum guy takes his gun and goes to a casino night zone

he tells brit mo hes sorry for his drunk speech and felt for te dead dog saying it had worms

he invites britmo to a club i mean suitmo who wants to ice vacuum guy

after being in a cr-ppy place with suitmo waiting for someone and a h00ker i think wants to do stiuff, wait i think it a strpper

vacuum guy sez this place is near where they end and they go off into the night as the camera angle tilts lie the 60s batman or battlefield earth

vacuum guy gets him alone and caps him butonly brakes his pipeand when the door opens he cap him and a Mexican cick maybe Maureen sees

at vacuum house Saddam wakes up and his gun is in the holster and goes

thres a ervice for some guy i think britmo or burl and Saddam shows up an gives vacuum mo deportation to soviet englan so he brings his daughter to switzarland tohave school

at the airport Saddam gives em presents an gives vaccum mo 2 bullets that vacuum sez is a oke

the brit hiher ups wonder what wnt wrong and 1 thinks they can use a vacuum as a weapon and if they try him for treason

vaccumo an blonde still virgin and butt virgin get to candy a55 England

the higher ups say tey gotta tell the minister its a new vacuum

Maureen is being sent to some aids hole and vaccum mo sez she didn't know

late theres vacuum mo and muaureno or maruneen o hara or w/e sees a robot vacuum  mnade in Japan and goes off together

i gurss they got off as the high ups dint wanna atmit to being duped

the end

that wasn't so bad

not reat but it ad good ideas

it was made in communist cuba and castro helped but whined it didn't make the former gov loo brutal enuff

but its a comedy and meant to be fun of the brits and their gayness

its well acted but kinda feels longer than it is

kinda expected the Saddam guy to get it or be framed for icing the suitmo but i guess its like riki-oh where yomi kinda is dropped and never mentioned again in the books

its got soem smart ideas and shows how big gov has issues and the brits dont work right and is a bit like dr Strangelove but not as openly fun

its in black and White and i thin is in widescreen but dont recall

it a decent film and dont have much swering or lust but its mostly implied

a kinda clean 50s movie

now is this connected to Dirty Dancing Havana Nights?

For Our Man In Havana 2 I want it to be when castro too over and the daughter is grown up to be a body builder commando who sneaks in to take out the commies. Also is amale body bulder guy who is her team mate and they take on the commies with sneaking around and wailin on commies who are 5'1 from no nutrition and animals who have more rights than people. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Geneiss, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA with 1 player as the daightr and 1 as the dude.