The Raid Review

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The Raid

This is my review on The Raid from the ditant future year to J E B Stewart of 1954 (30 years before Transforetrs G1)

Its directed by Hugo Fregonese who did nothing I saw

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I never saw this b4 but its 83 mins and 2 hours on Grit with Adds

huh, it used the same filming things as The Andy Griffith Show

after title and credits and logos to dramatic music is proper fullscreen and color we get a trtue story of 1864 and a union pow camp in soviet new york by the soviet canadian border

these Honorable Confederates have made a bassage under the floor boards and while the gaurds are parrolling other areas and 1 guy chooses to stay behind to be b0ned by yankees

the confederates sneak out and take out the guards and get guns and use rope to take down a yankee, but leemarvin hopens fire on the guard asking if he needs help and the group is fired on and 1 was hit

they escape and hed for candy a55 canada to man it upwith bada55 confederate evolving them with their higher dna

the capped guy cant stop bleeding and they leave him with a firearm to hold off the yankee hunters

a dog comes by and hes nice to it and when the yankees come by he opens fire and sacrifices himself so his homies can escape

so later main guy comes by train to vermont and is in a suit and hat and stops by a station and sees a 1 legged unionite drop a bag and didnt help him

he sees captures Confederate items auctioned off at a bazaar, which is stolen, and he fakes being canadian like self hating americans do in the 00s as they/them dont like being Free

he stops by a guys place and sez hes from soiet french canada and a guy sez he's clever being neutral and gets cotton from Southerners and guns from uninites

he hears of rebel prisoners who broke otu days ago and 1 got 10 bullets and the rest were at large and the news sez sherman is destroying the South, which nowadays we'd call war crimes with attacing civilians and looting and raeping

so main guy goes by this place to stay and theres a lot of confederate hate and union love which is like being a Pole in the ussr, another union

he meets the wife of an iced soldier andher africanized worker or butler or indentured servant and latefr as he writes a thing, some kids come in andwere playing war to save soldieres captured by Southerners

he tells em he's canadian and the kids argue over whos dad iced more southerners and he has a smoke. the kids leave and say captain foster like the guy fron ninja gaiden ws the biggest hero and has 1 hand

they have dinner with him and oster is b--chy over canadians helping the southe and bad guys and main guy has this kid show him around the next day

also the guy who stayed behind is probably getting a broom up the a55 by yankee degenerates

wait, main guy is being showen aroudnn on a horse drawn cart by mel brooks woman andsees a strong from one of the best that the lwners left after 2 kids got iced in getteysberg

we're half an hour in and that felt like nothing

so in french land of soviet canada the escaped confederates plan their attack and to blow a bridge to escape after jacking a few banks and burning down areas for the confederacy to draw their resources and give Robert E Lee Sama relief

back door lee marvel isnt assigned to go on the mission as he's a loose cannon and he vows to do better this time so main guy sez he'd think of it

1 guy has a thick southern accent and fakes being canadian to practice but is told not to, as he's been canadian sicne confedration, go confederacy

the southerners go around the town and lee marvel sees the auction of stolev confederate items, which nowadays THEY make people who buy confederate merch seem "bad" as TEY don't like the south or George Washington for owning slaves, but are ok with the indians, mongolians, turks, africans, and red men owning slaves

some southenrs are selling cr-p in th street and the cops tell em to go as there's laws against that, but mrs brooks wins the law over to let em peddel house to house

later its night and they are testing fire grenades like in Ghosts N Goblins and go over their inventory and plan on what to do about the plan and the attack

lee wants to burn the yankee homes as the yankees iced his woman and torched his home and main guy sez they dont got time and they dont wanna sink to their level and lee man parts dont care as hes bitter and hurt

later its dinner and the kid uses the tern blue nose and mom is shocked at that language and main guy sez he said it and the kid heard it as it means stubborn

after main guys leaves 1 arm foster wants her to not be with mai guy and she sez dont be a blue nose, which is like the n word back then i think

in his room main guy isgetting on his confederate uniform to ready the attack and writes a note but a parade playing Glory Glory Galeluja comes by and i think its the yankees coming for the protoculture matrix, wait thats the robotech masters

main guy gets out by horse cart andwarns the lee and other guy not to go and drive arund with a cart of cnfederatesand calls off the attack

he talks with the soldiers and hears theyll be gone monday am and gives em cigars and sez hes only got hardware in hs cart

lee wants to attack and take out the platoons with not charlie sheen and tony todd and johnny depp and main guy sez dont and lee sez he's yellow

main guy comes back to his hotel and a guy comes by and sez lee is off on a bender and whines about wanting to wipe out the platoons  and thinks he's arnold or stallone or segal

main guy goes to the bazaar and is almost roped into working there but sez he has an appointment and esapes with them thinking hes rude and he goes out looking for lee

at night theres a dance like in gonw with the wind and its for the soldiers and vets andmain guy is asked for a cigar and he goes in the dance thinking lee wont try it here

he dances with the chick and sez sorry for being rude as they thought he was canadian and they wee bad, but rally its only the frenchies who are less evived and rude and b--chy and malcontent and awful and hootering for a neutering

he talks with chick about the war to chick and she rags on the south and sez they'd burn them to the ground if they had the chance and hates on them as she was brainwashed by yankee propaganda like the beta males hating Trump

bank guy he sez he had an appointment with him and he sez he thought it was monday and they make it monday as chick sez banker is shrewed and he sez he might take all bankers money in classy 50s dialogue and wit

at the auction theres a bidding war for an item and foster ants it but main guy outbids him but chik outbids him for it and he leaves to find lee beat a yankee straight to h e double england and  they got him

main guy sez to get the cr-pp utta the hotel and at chicks place he wants to pay her for the flag and he reveals he wasnt a hero and fell under a wheel on purpose to get outta the fighting and accidentally f'd his arm off worse than he wanted

on sunday octoebr 18, which is jean claude van damme and lee harvey oswalds b day, they wake up and find lee marvin escaped with a few bottles of fire grenades

main guy sez he cant go to church and kid dont wanna and he goe sto church as decent people do it and they go to church like good Americans as he sees he needs t vitiman C H U R C H

the priest talks and lee marven comes inall disgrunteld and late and  th priest sez how rebellion is bad even though George Washington and Thomas Jefferson reblled and started America, and how he thinks The Lord prefers the union and the south might go to h e doubel africa

lee wiggs out and pulls a gun but main gu caps him andthey search his pcokets andfigure out hes a confederate and say to check the hotel he was in with another guy as the peopel cheer him on for capping a confderate and he's conflicted as hes doing what he hates the north for doin

in the farm house main guy sez he knew lee marvin gay was wa risk and they attack on schedual and reassigns thepositions and the town he goes back to gives him a deed to the farm and ants to invite him to things and welcome him with kindness

foster wanta to give him the flag but he sez no and later hes in confederate uniform and the ki comes i  the window and he hides and kid sees the door is locked and looks and finds him andis busted uo over him in southern gear

he tries to explain it but kid thinks hes a spy and kid runs to his mom and she sees him in uniform and kidruns out to the cavalry

the people gather in the square and the confederates come out and take over the town and use fire grenades and make a guy undo the safe to get the loot

foster caps a guy putting up a confederate flag and and snipers at guys like harambe or an idishman who b0nes a lot of innocents deserves and 2 confederates get around and fire on him

main guy got a shot in the arm and the confederatesmake 1 guy swear to serve the confederacy at gunpojtn like its a vaccine and now its not steaing but a patriotic contribution and the confederates fire attack the bank

main guy tells foster tomach the civilians away and foster tells em not to do so and main guy sez he'd cap foster so chick sends the guys on and sez to do it for her and they leave

main guy sends his men out and tells the cvilians to sit in th road andthe confederates leavemain guy and another southern big dipper holy fist stay and when the yankees arrive they open fire and use fire grenandes on the wagons in the road and book it

the unionutes are chasing em and boy is there and bummed but not like guts in berserk and the 2 confeserates escape and blow the bridge with fire things and  getta way

chick reads a note frommain guy saying "they bruend down something and maybe youcan understand and forgive me for that?" and she thinks and he rides off

the end

that was pretty good

nice acting and music and the filming was good

nive themes of conflict and revenge and how he did to innocets what was done to his innocents

kinda like Hiroshima or the soviets b0ning all those German women in WW2 woc with out consent

I was surprized he didn't get penalized for his bank robbing and attack as the Hayes Code says all crimes must be punished

but the girl was not with him at the end and he had regret

it showed how revnge againat the innocent only causes harm and getting wat ou want isnt always good 

It goes by a a good pace and doesn't drag and hs good flow and it don't feel long

it holds up and is based on actual events

For The Raid 2 I want it to be 10 years later and the boy goes on a trip to canada to avenge his town thinking the guy betrayed hin, but after catcing hm to bring back to town, they get atacked by a pack of sasquatch and they gotta work together to escape, and learn about how the south wasn't evil and his regret for it, and after saving each other, they part on good terms. Its also a 16 bit Run N Gun on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar, and GBA where 1 guy is the teen and the other is the Confederate and you also fight moose and blow em apart to eat the meat to refill life and go to the Sasquatch Realm to fight this machine the sasquatch work for made by fallen angels.

True Grit Review

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True Grit

this is ore samma no review on True Grit from the distant future year to Erich Von Stroheim of 1969 (40 yars befoe the 2nd Robotech WAr and maybe Transfotmers Zone)

Its difrdved by Henry Hathaway who did How the West Was Won

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i never saw this but it got Wanye the oscar for best actor and is based on a book i never read

after titla and credits to a song of a girl getting better one day in ewidescreen and color this guy is going on a mission and his woman wants him to go by train and his duaghter looks like a boy

she gives him money for buying texas ponies andsez his gun isn't good but he thinks it'll be ok and he'd be right bck in scream 1

daughter dont like the guy dads going with and dad helped him live in a tool shed with holes in the a55 and when its night, the bad guy is drunk and blows out the dad with a shotgun cuz dad didnt want him to try to win back his poker money when drunk

imagine if he got him in the head and blew it apart?

so kid goes to the under taker and not the wwf guy and hes gone to a hanging and her afciacnized friend wants to see it too and kid sez shewont tell mom

lots of people showed up for the hanging as they didnt have sailor moon back thenand its either this or a cockfight

the judge watches the hangings from his balcony and is a yankee who wont hang his own kind and they drop the guy whowas there

after seeing the body she goes to look inot the killer and finds hes in indian territody and gets his description and she sez he got a black mark from a gun thing and the powder got in his skin

cuz hes in indian territiry the sherrif cant get him as he dont govern it like lincon no owning the south in 63 when he declared the slaves in the south were free and it did nothing

girl gets her dads gun and goes to see rooster cogburn to see if he got the guy who iced her dad as he's bringing in prisoners but he goes in his man cave and shes gonan wait outside

a guy sez hes gonna be testifying tomorrow and wont come ut andshe goes to eat at this placeto eat and glenn campbell comes in to eat and when he asks kid her name she goes to check her dads cr-p and he guessd her name

i guess they'll fall in love as she dont like him and its like sailor moon with serena being 14 and darian being a grown man with an apatment and going to college

kid asksof rooster ogburn and this lay sez hes a drunk and awful and gors ans she crys over her dads cr-p

later judge parker the ancester of peter parker from spider man and not peter puffer the steven universe spin off of a fat jyuuish youth who has asthma and goes around helping people discover their "real" gender, he has magical powers and raises his arms to blast glitter out his pits that when sprayed on people, reveals their "real" gender and they can identify with it. It a magical girl show but the girl is really  gay guy with b00bs from being a lardo. Also the Harmful Expectations Team Empire Rejecting Orientation (Or HETERO) ruined people by keeping them from being their "real" gender and seals them in personal cages that they walk around in and keeps em from being "happy" as well as gradually makes them attack others out of self hate and fear and spread evil. And ONLY by being turned by Peter Puffer can they be "free" and "happy"! Comming to Cartoon Network cuz they really got turned

rooster ied upand defence cross examines him and sez for the prosecution rooster said the guys attacke dhim and he capped em but ekpt 1 alive to pay and the defence whines of him shooting 12=1 guys to defence himself and icing em

degfence whjines more and reveals he iced 23 men in total in 4 years of being a marchall and  whines of him capping a guy whos arm went in the fire but rooster said the hogs moved it around

after an entetaining witness by john wayne that uses common sense against laywer tricks, he goes out and gets his firearm as kid follows and treis toget him to hunt down the killer and had a colt dragoon and rooster is amazed she has 1 and dont think she can handle it

chick did her research and offers 50$ which was a lot in the distant future year to King David of 1880 and 150 years befroe Transformers Zone maybe and that the kiler is with a guy rooster shot in the lip and they go to a chnese guy andshe is amazed h can use chopsticks

rooster eats with his hands like a caveman and girl dont drink coffee butlikes buttermilk and rooster has a swig from a jug and later theyplay cards and when chinses guy goes up for customers, wayne caps the rat andgirl throws it outside and tells off the cat for letting it aroudn

rooster said he had na rat writ and ordered it to leave and capped it and then whnes abouthow the lawyers are making it hard for him as you cant reason with a rat and gotta either ignore em or cap em, and implies the criminals are rats like the punisher or the guy from riki-oh

girl goes off as roosrter is drunk and goes off to the place she ate andglenn reveals the guy who iced her dad was wanted under his real name for wacking a senator or w/e and they see he knows the guy and  rooster knows the land and they bicker over his being a texas guy and her being b--chy and he said he found her hot but might beat on her for b--chiness

the next day chick whines to a guy about these ponys dad wanted and wins him over by sayin she has a strong lawyer which is a great evil and she wants money and an exchange of goodzas and items and dispute over the saddle and she gets a few hundred dollars

she goes to rooster who she is surpirzed to be in bed at 10 am and not sick and shoes him the moneyand wants togo with em but rooster thinks she's not man enough for it

she writes a contract and gives him 25$ and will give him 25$ when they leave and more when its done and rooster goes to meet an indian guide for instruction andchick goes to see a big black horse and has a nice moment

she goes to the guy she got the money from and ants to pay 10$ for it but was paid 25 a head for it and when talking of rooster sez he's got Grit and he sez roosters a thumber which i think means he might b0ne her

after paying 12$ for the poney with shoes added she goes to rooster and he's talking with glenn and she dont want glenn and glenn sez hes paid 500 plus other things for reward by the gov and she dont want him executed for the senator and  only for her dad, even though the senators fam don care about him hanging for her dad and both are equal

after squabbling over glenn not wanting her along she wants her money back and rooster sed he spent it and sez she'd get a lawyer and runs out like a b==ch

so the 2 guys go out masculinly and get to a ferry and chick is therethey say shes a runaway and haveher taken back but she gets on her hrose and floors it as the guys are puled across the lake or river or w/e

she rides the horses a55 throguh the water andwayne sez she reminds him of him and after crossing the river the guys try to get away but he chases and eventually glenn gets on top of her and hammers her a55 with a switch as punishment but not in a b0ning way

rooster pulls agun on him for enjoying it too much and they go off togetehr

we're almost half in and we only left the main town, it this were an rpg it would all be text and missions like in shadowrun on genesis delivering pakages

so they stop and fget int=fo on guys seen with the target and go off andthough tall grass and i should note that the director was assistant ditector on the 20s the ten commandments and i like his work

they stop for water and chat about their differences andlaugh and when they start tobcker she plays the story of midnight caller and gets rooster to have a drink.

glen goes out and caps a bird like it an irishman on a grassy gnoll and they head for a dugout for the night that rooster knows but theres peoplein it already and i guess its like a hotel or air b and b and people use it

rooster sends glenn who plays a frenchie but is higher evolved that one of those tings to go up and put a cloth on the chimpey's a55 and smoke em out and rooster fires on the cabin

he sez theres 5 marshalls out and he'd dump coal pil in the chimney andshred em on escape from the city and these 2 uys come out and glen disarms 1 of a knife but puts it by his hand as hes french

glen cuffs em and 1 was nailed in the leg and he grills em on ned pepper a guy with a shot lip and sez he'd have em sent to jail and the leg wound will mean amputation but if they talk he'd get him fixed up

chick sez they got horses extra and they got other guys comming and rooster has em carve the bird and when chick talks with em, 1 of em spazzes out ans when the leg man freaks out, thomas jefferson carver snaps and shanks hi  ith the carver and rooster caps him

theres no blood wounds as this is pg and in the 60s and  he tells em info and bites it and they dispose of the remains

then its night but tinted day to look it and clearly day and they dispute how to catch em as rooster wants to open fire as they run out and glenn and chick want him alive

chick wants to help fight and not be left out and gets a revolver but rooster thinks she'd shoot her own foort off, like yer shoot yer eye out in a chrstiamn story

they prepare for the thing and rooster keeps 1 chamber empty so he dont shoot his foor off and she dont want food as it had blood on it and they talk of how he lost his eye in the war and had a woman and she left him and took his spazzy son who didnt like him

she rides him on taking a dead guys thing or w/e and sez how he rode a horse with steering with reigns in his teeth and  both hands firing and he dont got family

also this is 128 mins or 2 hours 7 i mean 8 mins and is 3 hours on grit with adds, but we're almost2 hours in and it goes byat a good pace and dont feel it

the bads come by and call for the guys in there and fire in the air to wake em up not knowing they dead and glenn opens fire and rooster has to fire on em and the baddz scatter

1 pulls a hit guy off a horse and jacks it and books it and  chick is shocked the guy bit it and the escaped guy didnt look back and glenn sez he heard th 1st shot and though ti was rooster

chick is shocked 1 of the iced is a boy not much more than her and rooster sez he knows where they are going  and they go off and talk about the war and rooster dont like glenns words of the soldiers in it

chick thinks ned pepper iced guys on purpose and roosetr sez he dont ice men for no reason and they go to a station or farm or w/e and ask about ned pepper and wanna know of a guy with the black mark on his face and get info

they tell the guys there to put the falled in the ground and 1 works on glens hand and is told to wash up even though hes not gonna eat the hand as he dont know of the theorys of alleged germs

the town guys check the bodies and finds the youth is a good boy from a good family and rooster is gonna send him to his fam and chick offers to send word or something to the guys brother

glenn capped neds horse and roosetr rides his a55 over it and rooster wants to ride out on his own to get the killer but chick whines and is firm like a d0ng in the butt and they go off together

they go on a rooster is drunk and falls outt his horse and blames his horse and cant get ip and they camp there as rooster has more booze and tells of a guy with a 21 foot tapeworm and complains about women not being generous and how men otta not work for women

chick goes to get water and falls down a hill and is caughtby the guy who iced her dad is there and tells her off as she pulls her oversized gun like death wish 4 or angel cop or mcbain and she sez theres 50 soldiers after him

he tells her how to cock the gun and she b--ches out and fires and nails him in the lower torso and he se his rib is f'd and didnt think she'd actually fire(f==kin dumba55) its like those soldiers who gave a chimp a firearm and laughed, then it pened fire on em and they scattered like bugs when the light comes on

the guys come hearing the gunshot and badguy grabs her and b4 she said how he was treated good by dad and he iced her i mean him, but bad guy whines about cr-p happenong to him and bad guy catches her as she wasnt fast enough on the dra to cap him again with that cannon and back hanfs her a55and seems to be going to b0ne her

bad guys goons come by and rooster and texas ranger glenn come by and a gunfight comes out and ned gets the girl and gets her to say whos out there and he calls out to rooster to get out o he'd ice her

after talk rooster agrees to go back and he offered to have him go if he gives up the bad guy and the bads now have the girl and 1 of em is mentally devolved and makes bird sounds

ned pepper rbings her out to see if the good guys left and1 guy who was capped was and she tells him her story and offers to get him a lawyser and tells of the guys who got it an when she sees rooster leave, she b--ches at him

pepper like reed pepper in the cr-ppy a55 yugioh arc v sez they got 6 hours and gotta leave bad guy behind and tlls him not to harm her and they'd send hima horse later as he lost one

it seems he's taken roosters deal and bad guy sez he's gonna throw her in the snake pit like the 40s movie and this has rattlers and she throws hot water in his face and runs but he jumps on her and is probably gonna b0ne her dead

glenn aims at him ans sez to get offa her as i guess he wants a turn andsez rooster is bringin his i mean her horse over and rooster confronts thr gang and sez es taking him in our out

rooster rides in wi his reigns in his teeth andhave a joust 4 on 1 and takesem out with reed pepper having a f'd arm but roosters horse is on his leg and he cant reach his gun as reed nears him

texas hlenn jf ks him and rooster gets out and bad guy busts lenns head in with a rock and chick caps him up close with her big a55 gun and falls in the snae pit from recoil

she f'd her arm and theres a snake and indiana jones bones in there and rooster comes by, caps the bad guy and goes i to get her

he fires on the snake se's been beating with a stick and t bites her and rooster blows it out, then gets her up and she made him get her dads gun but leaves coims she waned and gets her up and her arm in a sling

glenn texas is dead from brain damage after helping em outa the pit and they leave him and floor it on her blzck horse butth horse f'd out and dies and still moves as rooster carries her and jacks a cart to get her toget treatment

later this wiener coes by and hes a lawyer and was gonna have him arrested but chick told of his exoloits and  gies him a reward for saving her and wants him to bring her home

so they go back to hr farm and shes got a grave planned for rooster as he is like family to her and he accept then jumps a fence to show he's still got it and it ends with rooster being awesome

the end

thart was quite good

nice flow and no drag and it goes by at a good pace

it don't feel like 3 hours and you ain't wanting it to get to the end, but enjoy the journey

good acting and nice writing with wit and manliness and common sense tht might as well be a super power today as THEY are devokving the people into candya55es

I didn't expect it to go that way and kinda thought texas and chick would fall in love but i guess its doing the robotech thing of icing him

good filming and action but much of it is a journey like lord of the rings with bursts of violence or drama

good charactwrs and john wayne does great in here being likable and bada55, but in a different way that we're used to

its a cool movie that holds up and is well made withnice music and  great style

For True Grit 2 I want the chick and rooster to team up to track down this sasquatch in indian land athat took someones baby and they gotta save it before they devolve it into a daemon. Also its a 16 bit run n gun on sega ganesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba with 1 player a s rooster and the other as the chick, who's now a female body builder and can handle the recoil on that huge gun, and they go around the human and sasquatch ralm to save the baby.

The Westerner Review

 Note: I spell el wst taro

The Westerner

This is my review on The Westerner from the distant future year to the right honorable john wilkes booth, of 1940 (70 years before robotech and transdformers japan sason 3)

its directed by William Wyler from i mean who did The Best Years of Our Lives/Roman Holiday/the 50s Ben-Hur

It stars Gary Cooper from The Eagle/the 20s Ben-Hur/Wings/The Texan/A Farewell to Arms/Alice in Wonderland/Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/Sergeant York/For Whom the Bell Tolls, Walter Brennan from The Racket/The Invisible Man/Bride of Frankenstein\Sergeant York\The North Star\How the West Was Won/At Gunpoint\Bad Day at Black Rock/Along the Great Divide, Forrest Tucker from Teh Yearling/Chisum, Harry Carey Jr from Red River/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/The Searchers/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Big Jake/The Shadow Riders/Gremlins 01/Mask/The Whales of August/Back to the Future, Part III/Little House on the Prairie/Warpath, Paul Hurst from The Cossacks/Island of Lost Souls/Queen Christina/Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/Gone with the Wind/The Ox Bow Incident/Jack London/Angel and the Badman, Chill Wills from Meet Me in St. Louis/The Yearling/Tulsa/The Sundowners/Giant/The Alamo/McLintock!, Lilian Bond from The Old Dark House/The Picture of Dorian Gray/The Big Trees, Dana Andrews from The Ox-Bow Incident /The North Star/Three Hours To Kill/The Twilight Zone/Kit Carson, Charles Halton from the 39 Jesse James/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/It's a Wonderful Life/the 50s A Star is Born, Trevor Bardette from Marie Antoinette/Valley of the Giants/Gone with the Wind/The Grapes of Wrath/Santa Fe Trail/The Big Sleep/T-Men/The Texas Rangers/Thunder Over the Plains/Destry, Tom Tyler from Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/Stagecoach/Gone with the Wind/The Grapes of Wrath/The Mummy's Hand/Red River/The Three Musketeers/Blood on the Moon/Samson and Delilah, Lucien Littlefield from Love Laughs at Andy Hardy/Uncle Toms Cabin/Trrent/The Sheik/The Cheat/The Cat And The Canary, Hank Bell from the dw griffith Abraham Lincoln/the 1935 Call of the Wild/Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/The Texans/The Ox-Bow Incident/Duel in the Sun, Charles Coleman from Fury/The Great Ziegfeld/Captains Courageous/the 30s A Christmas Carol/Jane Eyre/The Picture of Dorian Gray/A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, Heinie Conklin from The Circus/All Quiet on the Western Front/Soup to Nuts/the 35 Les Misérables/The Best Years of Our Lives/Santa Fe/the 50s A Star Is Born/Destry, and a few gys oin never saw in aything

I never saw this but its based onjudge roy bean but i know little of him

afater title and credits we gets text saying after the alleged civil war the pla ce was fd and a guy named judge roy bean which i assujem is related to sean bean or orson bean did cr-p as war was comming

then these cow handlers let the cows through a frnce and eat another guys corn so a gunfirght breaks out

my dad is amazed the guy shot a cow, even though we eat burgers every week, and i guess the 1800s had similar views as he's hung for shooting a stee like its india with less raepe and torture

so main guy who i think is bean who had a guy executed for cowicide gives a toast to a chick hes gay for and throws a guy ottaa his bar for not having seen the chic even though eh had the chance

so these guys bring in gary cooper and say he was on a guys horse and claim it was stolen and the guy played by gary cooper sez he's just wandering around the wasteland

a chick comes in and asks where this guy she likes is andhe reveals he strung him up and shey got laws against making fences here as he is the law lie judge dredd

thr horse owner sez its his horse and has it move its head to nod and when he's gonna string him up but chick sticks up for him and sez he didnt give em a chance and judge clears the courtroom for all except not her

the jury goes out and cooper has a drink with judge and the booze eats at the table and he reveals that hemet the actress that judge likes and wants to know if they b0ned

the jury is having a poker game and cooper gets along with bean ove rthe chick hes into and sez he's got a thing of her hair and judge wants it but cooper dont got it with him but with his stuff at el paso

bean was in the civil war and has a saber and  wants him to ride for the hair in 1-1.5 fortnights and he sez he'd never part with it for anything in the world

the jury comes back and finds him guilty but judge sez he talked wth him and found reasonable doubt as hes a freind of his waifu and suspends the sentence for a while

later cooper sezto a guy the guy owes him 60$ and gets slugged and they go outside and cooped beats him outand takes him money, then cooper sez he sol him the stolen horse

been caps him when horse guy pulls a gun and realises that guy stole the horse, takes his money for "fines" and strings up the body as they hang horse theives like in n=mutany on the bounty

bean and not mr bean gets along withcooper and they drink liquor and cooper akes up in ben with bean whos asleep and i might mean they b0ned when drunk

its true what they say, beer turns you queer! you have 1 too many, wake u with 20 guys!

so bean has an ace up his leeve and cooper getshis gun but beat stopped snoring for a bit and after bean wakes up he has coper jerk his neck and not his parts to crack em and dont remember him and cooper sez hes the guy who won the guys horse

So cooper asks horse if hes glad to be won fro the guy named chickenfoot and jerks the reigns to make it nod and rides out by many crosses of beans victims but bean chases him down and tackles him off his horse

bean sez he wants the bit of the idols hair and that they agreed over drinks and he sez hes going to soviet california to see the ocean and bean sez he cant go for being under sentence and lists a buncha bogus charges

cooper goes off on a horse and bean realizes bean stole his gun and elsewhere is the chick an people having a meeting andnot agreeing as the land is hard to manage with gunfights like in the slums of soviet california or the ghettoes of dtoilet

the men wanna have an uprising like 1776 or the confederates and chick thinks cooper guy i mean got strung up but sees him outside and he comes in and the guys are amazd he survived

the menfolk wanna get cooper n their side and make him a meal and want chick to hit on him and she finds he's a wanderer w/o a house and if he had a hosue it would be on wheels(an RV?) and she wants a place tat has a solid foundation

she offers to invite him to husk the corn as its fun and hits on him but he goes to bed and the next day chick goes on patroll in the cornfirlweds agaisnt the cows

they catch a guyand wait its another of their guy and he sez the guys went to town to lynch bean

a lot of awful people were involved in lynchings, like the murderers and m0 les ters who got strung up!

so cooper rides his hose to save him like Birth of a Nation andtells bean who thinks its nothing and can handle a trainload of lynchers

the lynchers come in and they see cooper wo se judge is out and 1 guy caps a door but bean comes out behind em from the other door and has cooper take their guns like gov slaves do

cooper also takes beans guns and i thinkhas another one and cooper wants em to drink togetehr but they dont wnna so coper sez the no fence laws f'd the gardeners but favored the cattlemen

in other areas the fences and non fences devolved into ruination and bean sez if they buld fences they otta also do coffins and pulls an gun and sends the men out, but gives em back their guns as he's not as bad as cany a55 england or australia or new zealand or other cesspools

cooper trys to get bean to see the cattle guys are f ing up the farmers and bean thinks it'll ruin the area with having fences, but w/o borsers, theres no owned land, only public property

coper sez he has the hair on him butdidnt give him it as he'd sting him up and bean agrees and cooper goes off to tell the mnhe got bean to agree to clear out te cattle and would ride with bean to make sure but this 1 guy fights cooper

cooper wins are i mean and is gonna go to cant a55 california and gets a clip o her hair and goes off in a nice moment

btw tis is in poper fullscreen and nice b/w with a good style like the wizard of oz in the non colored scenes and good msic and writing

so cooper talks with beam cannon fire of the chick hes ay for andthat se loves America and wants to go to Texas and he gives her i mean ban a the hair from the chick and it takes a while w/o words and good music, then fakes wanting to keep it and fakes reluctantly giving him it

the farmers give thanks to The Lord whoch THEY would not have in modern filma asTHEY worship other things and later, cooper talks with chick who wants to have a house with him on the land and cooper has a nice talk describing how what the house is like and her to him

they smooch andthen see the filds are on fire and the cattleguys are riding animals with flaming cr-p behind em dragged andtorching the crops, which is bad as not no one gets to eat

didnt sun tsu say, a tyrant will burn down a kingdom to rule the cinders? like the commies ruining places they own so the people dont rebell, like the maruta and soviets and brits

so cooper has the corn toen down by driving a horsewith a woo slab behind it through and driving it through the flames as tis house orbarn or w/e urns

chicks dad is down amd se gets guys to help him and thr p;lace burns down and later bean sez the chick hes gay for is comming and he celebtates wih the catle guys

chick has aservice for her da and vws to carry on and when cooper gets to town he sees the idol chick is comming and when he meets bean, thinks bean had something to do witj it butbean swears by his army cr-p he didnt do it

when cooper as him swear on the hair he admits he did it and thinks the farmers had it comming and would ruin the land and cooper throws away te booze

cooper goes to the fort and takes out a warrent against beam and becomes a marshall or w/e and 1 guy buys all the tickets to the show and i think it was for ban as the guy cut out a poster and its then in beans cafe or bar in the sega version

bean gets his confederate uniform on and rides in with the cattleguts thinking ots a trap and wants to go in to see the idol alone

bean want prvacy during the sow and i think in the real version was gonna b0ne her andhashis goons gard outside as he goes in an empty threatre and the band comes in and plays but when the curtain rises its gary cooper

he sez hes comming, for him, andthe band books it and bean dives as cooper jumps and they gunfight in the room like a boss fight and reload like house of the dead and sneak around and fire

bean sez to stand up and draw but as they get up bean falls as he was hit and has a death scene talking of seeing the chick lily like in wedding peach and cooper but nt lunk cooper from robotech sez he'd bring him to her and she wants him

he carrys him out but not im carry cuz hes not devolved andbean gets up and like roy fokker in robotech, walks out to the girl biting it and meets the real lily and bites it, proably going to h e double mexico as he did much evil

after the thing cooper gets roys saber like rick getting Roy'ds Veritech and later he'smarried to chick and the ruined land grows back like in Robotech after the Zentredi nuking and coper sez texas will be the biggest besy plsce in America, which kinda happened as Texas is the most America state and masculine.

But its 1880s and bean bit it in the 1900s in real life

The end

that was pretty good

nice classic look and feel

good action and muisc

the acting was good and alter did a great work being the bad guy but not hatan;e

he had chasrima and charm and even though he did bad, he wasn't the kinda guy you want skinned and rolled around in salt like that gender offender in x men

its a good movie and doesn't drag and has good floew and don't feel like 100 mins

For The Westerner 2 I want beans illegitimate son to come by and want revenge on cooper and send a swar of bandits to end em and all in the area, but cooper and his woman who's been training with a gun, go on a run and gun adventure capping em and taking on steapunk armored guys and cryptids and amish wizards to take on bean jr who's been surgically had animal parts grafter onto him for more poewr. its also a 16 bit run n gun game on sega genesis, snes, gba, tg16 and arati jaguar where you go through wild west areas like a mine and forest abd cave and hilltop andbeach and wasteland and cap all these guys.

Barbie Review

 Note; i spell like a doll

Barbie

This is ore samma no review of Barbie from the distant futue year to lilian gish of 2023 (the year of Robotech II The Sentinels)

its directal by Greta Gerwig who did nothing i saw

it stars Margot Robbie fr0m The Legend of Tarzan/Babylon, penly devolved Kate McKinnon from Saturday Night Live/The Magic School Bus Rides Again, Emma Mackey from Death on the Nile, Ana Cruz Kayne from Law & Order/Blue Bloods, partly good Ryan Gosling who sipports peta and is openly feminist despite allegedly being a man, from Remember the Titans/The Notebook/The Ides of March/La La Land/Blade Runner 2049/First Man/Are You Afraid of the Dark?/Goosebumps/The Adventures of Shirley Holmes/Breaker High/Young Hercules/Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/candy a55 Saturday Night Live, Simu Liu from Pacific Rim/Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings/Kim's Convenience/Corner Gas Animated/Saturday Night LiveC/elebrity Jeopardy!, openly sodomus Scott Evans from Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order, ningen uragiri maruta suki John Cena from Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery/The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age SmackDown!/Fred: The Show/The Eric Andre Show, mexicommie America Ferrera from How to Train Your Dragon/Touched by an Angel/Ugly Betty/The Good Wife, Rhea Perlman from We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story/Canadian Bacon/Taxi/Cheers/The Earth Day Special/The Simpsons/The Critic/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Robot Chicken/Harley Quinn, opely awful Helen Mirren from Excalibur/Calendar Girls/aising Helen/he Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/itchcock/Caligula/The Passion of Ayn Rand, commie purvo Will Ferrell from Austin Powers 1 and 2/A Night at the Roxbury/Zoolander/Elf/Starsky & Hutch/Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy/The Producers/Blades of Glory/Semi-Pro/The Lego Movie/Zoolander 2/Holmes & Watson/The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part, Michael Cera from Frequency/Confessions of a Dangerous Mind/Superbad/Scott Pilgrim vs. the World/I Was a Sixth Grade Alien/Anne of Green Gables: The Animated Series/The Ripping Friends/The Berenstain Bears 00s cartoon/Rolie Polie Olie/The Simpsons/Drunk History/Celebrity Jeopardy!, Ray Fearon from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Lucy Boynton from Bohemian Rhapsody/Law & Order: UK, Rob Brydon from Shaun of the Dead/Holmes & Watson, Tom Stourton from Drunk Historey, Ann Roth from 9 to 5/Dennis the Menace/The Talented Mr. Ripley/Finding Forrester/Signs/Cold Mountain/Mamma Mia!/Julie & Julia/The Seagull, Annie Mumolo who wrote bridesmaids which s-cked, from bridesmaids/Father of the Pride/Curious George/Two and a Half Men/The Penguins of Madagascar/American Dad!/The Looney Tunes Show, Lauren Holt from beta male Saturday Night Live, and a buncha guys, mustl;y queers, i never saw in andthing or aint on soviet candy a55 wikipedia

I never saw this but heard its feminist, which can be expected from a womn dire cting, like letting a yankee make a civil war movie make the South look bad

I'd have made it a bimbo movie of happy jolly bimbos having fun and malcontent feminists try to stop em from being hot and fun but are hoisted by their own etard likean 80s cartoon

it made like a billion dollars and won a few oscars so someone liked it, and i like movies based on toys and the adds and songs were fun i saw in clips

huh, the maruta got triggered cuz of a map drwn like a child that they felt didn't show how those things see them owning the world and sea

Its by mattel and they did hot wheels and He man which the latter had a good movie

after logos we get helen mirrrn aying seince the start of time girls played with baby dolls to be mothers, but thenwe got barbie and the girls busted their baby dolls in probably a thing on what feminists do to the unborn but un the style of 2001 a space odysses

then title and a buncha chicks as barbie dolls saying that cuz barbie can be anythign, so can women, even though is better to be a mom and wife to a lovn ghusband

so in barbie land then baribies think feminism is solved andwe getcredits to a song andbarbie ina neon candy colored happy dreamland where everything is happy and nice, liek the 1t world outside of the slums

they even show barbies pregnant feiend midge and skipper andher driving her pink car around a barbie is a black woman president whos jyuuish and probably queer and disabled anda noel prize winner and astronaughts like in robotech

barbie is alays good but ken is only happy whenbarbie pays attentions to him and ken is young hercules and runs into the plastic water and is bounced back

theres a lot of varous barbies and kens and asian ken challenged ryan ken in a beach off whih sounds like b=ating off and ryan ken is checked out by female dr's and is ok

blonde ken's not a surfer or dr but hes only beach en and hes healed and they later go to a partywith wheelchair babrie and ssbbw barbie dancing and michael sera is allen whos n ot a ken

blonde ken wants to be with barbie as hes gay for her like rick and lisa in robotech or dana and zor and barbie asks if they every thingk of dying and the party stops and she corrects herself as "shes dying to dance"

after the party ken almost smooches babires and sez its good and ken wants to spend the night but dont know why as i guess he dont got parts

barbie has girls night and ken loves her and barbie goes to sleep thinking of death and the next day is kinda outt it and has imaginary tooth brushing and shower and food as the song things of death, called doom in the tv dub like the doom phantom in sailor moon

at da beach barbies feet turn from high heels mode to human and she dont know how to walk with it and falls and when she shows the other girls they fake barf and after telling their day they think shes malfunctioning and has to visit weird barbie who was the hottest barbie who got f;d by a kid playing with her too hard

it shows a kid burning the hair and other things to the spice girls song andnow she helps broken babreis and barbie goes to see her with her wird a55 tim burton neon plae and cr-pping dog toy

weird babreis wants to see naked ken which is wried as hes got no parts andafter finding out about death thoughts, weird barbie sez theres a rift in the real world and she has to find the girl who plays with her and fix it as the girls sadness isf--kin up barbie

barbie wonders why they fixed girl issues and everyne should be happy now but i guess feminisim ruined things and now women are less happy than ever(not a joke, look it up)

weird barbie offers her the matrix choice of going back to regular life or seeing the real world but when barbie bimbos out and wants to be fun, weird a55 barbie sez theres no choice and shes going

if barbie dont fix theings, she'd be devolved into weid barbie and be a creeper and has a going away party andken and asian ken talk about if he's going and the barbie bimbos think she'd be beloved by barbie fans who they saved

so barbies goes off in her pnk cr andken is in the bac andwhen ken comes out she woman drivers out and flips and ken sez he bet asian ken and can help like if theres beach and has neon skates

after come i mean come i mean some cartooney changes and gages of them going in a montage, they go to the real world and all these ugmoes laugh at them and ke feels good but barbie dont

they stop by a construction site and the guys hit on her an she sez she and ken dont got parts, which seems weird for barbie to say and when a guy smacks her a55 she slugs him and gets arrsted to dance music

after getting new clotehs by stealing to look like cowboy and cowboy chick, ken is told to go off on his own and finds a gym and manly guys and male cops on horseback and american presidents on the money andmanly dudes like stallone and loves it

this is like a modern guy seeing hokuto no ken and getting over his gender issues like me in college

barbie enters the protoculture matrx by thinking andseeing the life of the loser id who plays with her being cr-ppy and her face leaks and she feels emotion

she looks around and sees people squabbling anda f;d tree and its like when the buddha left his sheltered life to see the poors and sez this geezer is beautiful

ken come by and brings her to mattel and in mattel an intern gets word that 2 dolls came from their world and i guess the gov in in on it and its revealed 10 years ago a skipper got out and wanted to look after kids and take a toddler surfing but the gov covered it up like the to vv urs

wait they aint at mattel and mexicommie is coming up wuth loser barbies like they'd sell and the intern comes by the bosses meeting place and boss is back door billy will ferrel cat

after a chain of whispers get boss the word and boss is thinks its bad and mexicommi hears through the door and wants barbie back in the box

barbie is all f'd out and ken feels great in the ningen kai andits like when that chick got surgery to fake being a man and saw how hard it was

barbie comes by a school an goes to talk to sasha and acts like shes cool but the high schools think shes a dumba55 and a bimbo and when barbie wants a hug and thanks but the teens are malcontent and dont like dolls

they think she makes girls feel bad for beign a good role kmodel and the teens are malcontent commies and whine about the environment and bad body image and  call her a fascist like its a bad thing

barbie goes off bmmed by those b--ches and  ken finds books on patriarchy and a fat chick is nice to him and hes glad to be respectied but when he applies for places, they dont have hi cuz being a man is bad now to THEY/THEM

barbie is bummed and ken wants to make patriarchy fresh and some guys in suits come by and she sez the world is backwords and the mattel brings her off as mexciommie and her ecocommie socialist is glad but mexicommie goes after her

barbie is brought in andhad mineral water which has water in the cup and shes not used to it

she meets the mattel board and its all guys hich is why its working and they want her to get in the box but she sez they otta get ken 1st

ken is going to barbie land andbarbie is gonna go in the box but when she wants to see the woman in charge finds the company is run by b]men as it also does hot wheels and he man and will goes on a fun tirade and they sedn her in da box and then isnt in it andn she goes to fix her hair in the terlet andshe books it through the maze of rooms in the building

so barbie gets away as they chase and blocks a door with a broom and not up the a55 like in lwe and order and wanders aroun to findrhea pearlman like ms pac man in a musty kitchen

barbie has a t and ms pac man sez she looks ifferent and right and b4 she tells her who she is the guys come for her and rea pacman sez where to go and that her name is ruth

barbs gets out and mexicommie drives her aeyay like in terminatior and has a big mouth like one of those african guys and mexicommie sez to jr that she played with barbies when sad and drawing and had death thoughts andthey see mexicommie devolved barbie with her cr-ppiness

thn a  montage or jr being cr-ppy to her mom and mom in real time does stunt driving and evades the mattel guys and sez barbie made her life better but jr whines about everyone hating women, which with a b--ch like jr, i wonder why

baries thinks the world is f'd and  they go to the beach and go to barbie land in a kontage through  the cartoon scenery and mexicnomie is happy for once and jr is b--chy and babrie sez how women run everything and its somehow happy and ditzy

boss ferrel pig  finds barbs bught a human to the barbie realm and in barbie realm they seemen are being manly and the womenare now serving men and not for dinner like that mexican chickwho chopped her husband into tamales

ryan ken is spreading word of how men are great andbarbie dont know where the kens go and ken has turned her dream house into a mojo dojo andin the real realm the ken cr-p is selling well and pople love him and hes cool but boss is a back door billy andmwant to focus on girls

the barbies love being suberviant to ken and barbie is amazed these chicks  are happy helping chicks i mean dudes

barbie sez this failed but ken reveals she failed him and goes on about how he felt good to be trrated with respect and ken shows the kens have fixed th go and ken won the noel prixe in horses and  barbie b--ches out about it

she didnt' appreciate him when she had him and now he's gone off o do his own thing and ken throws her glam outfits off the dream house and barbie whines over having too many feelings and thoughts and was ruined by the real world and mecinxicnme

jr commie sez maybe barbie did it and she tells e she dont like change but mexicomcie sez life is all change and barbie gives up and tlels the mexicnomies to go on their own world

then a fake add for depressed barbie and then weird barbie comes by and the mattel guys are comming across the thing and as mecixommie dirves with daughter,  allen comes out and dontwanna stay in kenland as hes a beta male and sez the other allens who left were n'sync

the kens are making a wall and allen beats on em and mecixommie and daughter reconsile and agree to go back as jr likes the dark weird f'd mom she ha and her crppy babries drawings

in weird babries place she revales the brainwashing of ken didnt work on her cuz she got f'd by the real workd and allen andmexicommiecome by andsee the disconcointeud babries like skipper with bust expansion and daddy of sugar ken

barbie whines that shes not pretty or skilled andwhines about not being a big deal like a supreme court chick like the right honorable amy coney barret but they let judge jumanji on and she dont know what chicks are despite being one

mexicommie whines about being a chick and how she thinks theres all these rules for beign a chick even though guys have it harder and get away with less like a 12 year old  boy geetitng b0ned byb a 40 year old woman is ok but a 17 year old chick and a 24 year old guy is comehow bad

man this mexicommie is still going on this tirade as i typed all that and keeps b--ching and whines about trying hard to be liked even though guys have issues with people liking em too, i got a lot of guys who hate ore samma and i dont go on a spazz about it

so by mexicomie whining about her woman cr-p and not blasting out the womb, it fixed babires issues and shes ok now andthey plan to bring down ken and have an africanized chickfake beign in need and kidnap thebabires when ken is being a good boy and heloing soem 5kank

mexcimoe tirades at the chicks and unfixes them and they get another chickaway by having a man exlain the godfather and another explain money to em or wearing glasses so ken can discover shes pretty and faking being bad at sports, but women dont need to fake that

so the kens are gonna change the constitution and the women schemeto turn em agianst each other like cain and abel with the pretty sister they wanted to reproduce with

mexicommie makes barbie not wanna be with ken andoverthrow him andgives her a make over and she goes to talk to ken and fakes being nto him and liking his things, i e lying, and ken still likes her and plys guitar at her and sings for her for hours

also this is highly colored and birgh and is in widescreen

so when they are working hard for their song, they lose interest and go to another ken to f with em and manipulate em into hating each other

its like king kong, beauty slayed the beast

ryan ken wants to go to war vs the kens but theres issues with how to tell em apart and ken sings his song i'm jest ken an says his feeling of being tired of beign in the shadow of barbie and th kens battlewith beach items and its all play fighting and no damage

the mettel guys come over and ken and asian ken blast glitter outta their chests at each other and it changes toa dance off thenken sings more about being ken and wanting love instead of being freindszoned

so the guys get along and this guy sez they were meant to vote to change the constitution andwith the men kept out, the vote passed to keep barbie land baries land and the men are 2nd class citixens

its like Birt of a Nation with the Klan keeping the africanized guys out andwhen thekens get back to barbie land, its back to drwamhouses

ken runs inside and cries and barbie comforts him and ken sez it was hard running things and he didnt love it and he lost interest in patriarchy after finding its not about horses

he wanted the dream house to be their house and brbie sez sorry for taking him forgranted and neglecting him but dont wanna smooch him and ken whines that he only exists to be an accessory to her

like a target master made for the cybertroinian who owns it

ken is bummed about being stoopid and dressing in leather and dont know who he is andbarbie sez hes not his accessories and its barbie and its ken and he realizes ken is him and the kens realize they miss their friend babrie and i realize ken is dressed like an 80s rocker

they see they fought not nowing who they were like gys falling into gender issues and damaging thei fams

th mattel guys come ina ndboss goes on a monologue and how hes seen his way and africanized barbie wants to have men and women as equels and sez sory for calling weird barbie weird

the kens awanna be n the courts and they get a lower thing, whiich helen hole sez they can one day have the same power as women in our world, which means they;d get away with everything and not pay their fees and can get away with legal issues with mouth stuff

mexicommieants regular babiers and boss goes with it hearing it'll make money and barbie dont wanna have an ending and ruth whos the ghost of the chick who made barbie comes in from h-ll saying thers no ending and no one looks like barbie but barbie, like no one is as buff as he man but whiners dont say hes a bad image

rhe truh brings barbie to some void and sez theres not 1 ending and she helped those people and saved barbie land and people make up partiatchy and barbie to deal with feelings and then they bite it

barbie wants to be part of the creating and not a creation andpacman rhee is surprised and barbie wants permission to be human but pacman sez she dont need permission and barbie is named after her daughter and barbie holds her hands andfeels and crys to soft music and we see a tree and women with babies and girls being girls in a mntage

oh and pacman said women stand stil so their daughters can see how far they came

so barbie went to the human world and mexcinomies man is trying to speak her mexico talk and barie dresses fashionable but bland and goes to see a crotcyh dr . gross

then credits to a remake of barbie girl and toys and the actor names who played em

the end

that was kinda fun, it had a few bad messages of feminism, but they didnt make ken look evil for wanting his piece of the pie

it had good colorsand effects and music, plus the acting was good

what about ken? his gf left him and he's got o one

its an entertaining movie but has some bad messages, like Birth of a Nation, or A Time To Kill

It wasnt as bad as I thought and had some good bimboes in it

Glad I saw it, its more entertaining than oppenheimer, butits trying to entertain

For Barbie 2 I want her to have enough of the modern world when feminists come after her for being pretty and plastic and she uses her pink glitter powers to bring them to the barbie world and show em how being happy, fun, attractive and liking men can be good. but the feminists dont like t and try to stop em, but with comic 1940s style hijinx going on, like the barbies dressing hot and the feninists trying to damage the clothes, only to show more skin and the guys like em, or the girls going shopping and the feminists trying to drop an anvil on em, only for it to crush em. or the feminists wigging out at guys liking gorls so the guys tell em off and they attack only for the guys to take em down with kung fu. Its also a 128 bit game like Shenmue on sega dreamcast, camecube, xbox and ps2 where you play as the bimbos and evade traps and chat with guys and try on outfits and quick time events with the guys taking down feminists who attack, and the game ends with a wedding and the feminists try to stop it for being traditional.