Monday, March 18, 2024

The Kite Runner Review

 Note: I spell like I ran a kite up my a55

The Kite Runner

This is my review on The Kite Runner form the distnt furure yea to John A MacdDonald, of 2007(The year of Transformers Swaosn 4 in Amercia)

Its directed by  Marc Forster whio did Finding Neverland, which I crued at and was a meaningful film

It stars a buncha gaijin Ore Samma never saw i cr-o butwas based on a book by Khaled Hosseini who's kid got turned

it got some good views and reviews and the actors had mal;conents wanted yto ice the actors in it

i never saw tis b4 but its on chch and probably ciesnored things

so after credits and logos to exotic text and font and music, we geta white gaijin in the year 2000 and his womanwho had a book made and after seeing kids in the park flying kites

main guy gets a call from aguy and they talk in gaiinese and phone guy wants him to come home but he dont wanna but is tol its a bad time but can be good again

then in 1978 in pake stan are these gaijin kids flying kitses like the big bang theory dinks and battling em as tbey dont got dogs to cockfight or pokemon

the kite falls and the kid runs to it an through this town like in aladdin and finds a kid who sez the kite wil come here

they get along and are true friend and othe rkid would rather eat dirt than lie to him, like the harenchi gakuen guys

so then these deviolved looking dudes have some kinda business deals andlater main guy and his droog are heading home on a bridge with no rails so you can fall off easy

thers talk of the soviets attacking and dad knows his son wont get into fights as he lays down and takes it and lets the other c-ck suckers steal his toys but droog fights for him

main guys dad wants his son to have some g0n=ds but is told by his partner that the main guy isnt like him and wont be like him

later busness guy partner sez hes leanving for pake stan ansez thngs of droog getting his kite and dad hates him for icing his mom in chaildbierht

business partner reassures main guy that dad loves him and the later daylightmain guy and droog are playingcars and droog fires a slingshot at a german sheppard

they go to the movies as main uy had his allownece and watch the magnifficent seven again but its the cowboy ver not the real amurai one

on the way back theytalk of bronson sounding ira ni an cuz he was dubbed y that and this teen thtatens em for their race and them not beln-ngint in af gani stan

gaijin are gaijin, here we see em the same but there they hate each other, like koreas hating Japan or maruta hating Japan

so droog pulls a slingshot and teen backs off and they talk of a story main guy did where he wastes his woman cuz his tears become opears but droog sez "why not smell onion?"

so later dad tells son not to hang with these other gaijin and how all sin is from theft,lies steal truth and murder steals life

I should point out The Bbile calls The devil the father of lies, like with Eve and the Forbidden Fruit.

later main guy gets droog an american fightign kite and in the wastelanddroog has main guyread a story to him

later dad drives the boys to getta present in a less slummy area and he gets a kite

later it snows and dad sez at the kite mister torunament he iced 14 kites when he played and is this like beyblading?

so theygo to the snowy gaijin area and do super kite battler 64 with 1 guy steering the kite and 1 holding the thread

main guy wins anddroog runs to get the blue kite that was cut down in battle as i guess its like battle city and you take yout opponents thingif you win

main guy goes lokin for droog andhears the bigger boys wee after him and when he catches up to droog,the teen from b4 sees hes not got hsi slingshot andwants the kite in exchange for freedom

droog sez no and the kite is main guys and  teen sez main guy seez him as a pet and no one likes him and he's gonna be forgotten by him

then the teen and his homies beat the droog up and sodomize him

im not kidding, they b0ned him in th a55. it dont show any butt cheek or man parts butn it shows him unzipping and him on the ground

main guy runs and when the teen and his homies escape the droog who got bummed comes out and main guy claims to have only found him now as they walk and droog's butt leaks blood

i guess this is lgtbqia2+map, but candyt a55 back door soy boy beta male aids brigaides necro pedo sodom bottom open a55 wikipedia dont list it as such despite male on male b0ning

so now its night and main guy coms home anddad is proud and not like the month and later droog is sleeping often andthis moustache guyasks if hes ok and main guy covers it up saying hes sick

later el cid is playing anddad wants droog to come but son sez hes sick but dad sez hes never sick and should deal with the issue

later droog is trying to read and wants main guy to read him stuiff but main guy throws rfruit at him and tells him to ht back but he dont cuz hes kidn and is called a chciken sh-t

i know hes trying to toughen him up butthis might f uhim up worse than the teen b0ning his a55 as he lieks main guy and not the teen who b0ned him

kater main guy asks dad if he wants new servants butdad tells him off for beign a c-clk sucker and might beat him if he keeps it up for bringign shame to him

later is a b day party andmoustache guy gives gievs him a new book and teen who b0ned his friend is there and he has to shake his hand he probably had in someones a55

at night main guyis alone and business partner cspends time with him and giebs him a book to write his ieas in as fireworks happen

at the party, droog has to serve drinks to the teen who b0ned his a55 and i think droogs fam is a servant fam to main guys, possible indentured

later main guy is looking at his watch then asks dad where it is and later its found in droogs room and he takes the blame for it

dad forgievs him but mustahce guy sez he cant work here anymore and dad begs him to stay but he goes

the main guys is a little c=ck sucker, he should have been bummed!

also this seems a lot liek slumdog millionaire, but more sodomy

then its december 1979 and the soviets attack anmain guys dad has to skip town cuz he said he dont like commies

huh, the dad is played by Homayoun Ershadi from zero dark thrityy

so they are leaving in a truckan a societ wants to b0nethis guys woman as soviets did that to the Germans in teh war but dad stands up for her even if he'd be iced

the hgher rank soviet comes by and makes him stand down b4 he befouls em both and the truck leaves and th wifes husban thanks him

at nightthey sto and change trucks as they dont got enuff money to get em across the boarder in that truck and dad takes some dirt from the ground i his locket as a last keepsake of his omeland takes over by the ussr

see also poland and east ermany

so they are in a tanker truck or w/e andtravel the wasteland like wityh mexico guys trying to escape that cesspolole while canaians comes to vacation there

later its the 1st world and dad is working in a gas station as despite beign hot sh-t in the third world, he's a dsmall fry in the 1st

he gets a suit and sees his son gaduate and later they go out for a drink

oh its 1988 and reagan is doing his part to stop the ussr and son sez he dont wanna be a dr but a writerand dad is bummed

huh the guy playing the adult main guy was Khalid Abdalla and did Assassin's Creed

later hemeets a general from the old country and wants main guy to writye his peoples stories instead of fiction

so he writes a sorry and has money and dad later wants him not to embarrass himself  and he sez he pays his respects to this chick who i think he marries

they get along and like storeuis and he read one shes reading and he goes back to writing and returns but general sez everyone is a writer here and throws his sotry to the side

so dad has a coughing fit and when he finds out the dr's family originally came from russia he walks out, even though the russuians suffered most from the russians and many fled the ussr to have a good lie in the 1st world

so son writes a story called the sultans of kabul and dad dont like the ending andiis tired of being on life supprot machiena and wants to go home

generaland his fam come by and sez if he needs anything he can get itbut both turn down a free wish of the dragon balls

main guy goes out and chick follows and sez his story made her cry

later dads at home andson has him ask the general for the generals daughyers hand in marriage

she accepts but later she tells him she ran off with an aff gan man and dad made her come home and she b-=ched out for it and they moved here so they'd not have issues

so he dont care she b0ned b4 and might have aids and marries her anyway and has a gaijin wedding

dad bites it and its 2000 before oh bba mma attacked the tQvverz and prenagram and  i think its business partner whos biting it andmain guy goes to pake stan 

he finds the gov banned kite flying like schools banning yugioh csrds and hes played by Shaun Toub who was in the 2006 The Nativity Story and played pinter in Seinfeld, Malcolm in the MiddleThe Sopranos

he sez how he deticated his book to partner who listened to his stories

artner sez after cr-ppy rrvants he brought drogs back with his wife and son but the tow e ban came by when he said hes looking after the housewhule partner was out but they didnt buy it and iced him and his woman who attackede, while his kid went to an orphanarium

also roog taught himself ro read and write and sent a letter to partner and partner reveals that droog was his half brother as the moustache guy has bad parts and his wpman left him and had a few daughters with another man

he betrayed his owen brother and cost his dad his illegitmate son

this main guy is a real c=ck sucker. i hope he gets sodomized for it!

also if this were an anime, the droog would be the main guy and the main guy his rival

so main guy goes to get his nephew and reas a nie letter from him saying he misses his storys and hopes to have main guy meet his son but things s=ck in tht cesspool and he taought him to rwad/write and inclued a photo of him and his son

main guy calls his wife and tells the story and goes off in a mad max wasteland by jeepwith a fake beardand guide and passes a checpoint with hairy smelly gaijin all over ready to b0ne him dead and eat him after

he tells guide of the boy and how the dad was his bro andgoing through his old haunt finds its goe hokuto no ken and the soviets cut the trees away

it stinks of diesel as they use generators andtheres cr-ppy power grids with trucks of gunmen driving by that ice u for looking at em cockeyed

they go to a slum and ask for the boy and the owner tries to send em off but its explained hes the ubcle andowner tels  em a guy comes by from the tow e ban and buys a kid, usually a girl, but sometimes he gays out, and he has to do it to ave the other kids or they take 10

smetimes the ids come back and he tells em where the guy is as he makes speeces at halftime

they go to this f'd out residence and in this socer staduim is guys playing amd some ae White

this guy comec in a trck like south in hokuto no ken or the slum king m violence jack oav 1 and has2 people  ice for his gods laws for adultery, which if you rwad The Bible, The SDavior says Zlet He who is w/o sin cast the 1st stone, but these guys follow another god and end em with stones

guide who looks like a les africnized forrest whitaker, arranges a meeting andin a place with reesan grassmain guy is drove by guide who lets him go in

so hes let in this locke gate andfrisked andis told to sit at gunpoint

the guards go and the sputher slum kingwait, its not is another guy who wants him to take off is beard and sez the souther guy is busy

he has main guy take off his beard and turban a dsz hes from america and calls him a traitor to his god as hes in America

s-so da boy comes in and dances fr em and i think this guy is b0ning him and recognizes main guy and holy cr-p its the teen who b0ned his droog

he grew up and eot on gaying yunger guys ad and b0-ched at him for leaving the lad as the soviets sh-t up the plaxe, then sez "i didnt say u can have him for free" and beats the cr-p outra main guy

droog jr uses a slingshot to nail his b0ner in te face and escapes with is uncle and if only he told the authorites that the teen b0ed his frend they could have executed him anddroog jr would be a butt virgin

so they get to the jeep and escape as gaijin open fire on em like contra ad find thatparner bit it while they were out

te next day main  guy wakes up all beat to h=-=ll and jr is gine and e goes loking for him in this aladdin ike place but slummed out

he mees him in their gods temple and he prays to his god and NOT the God of AbrahamIsaac/Jacob

wait i think hes not therw and he finds jr on stars where hes told jr used be b0ned b4 am prayers but man guy sez he wont bum i again

jr is forgetting his fams faces and is glad they casnt see him after his b0ning and dad comforts him and they go to America and main guys wifewelcomes her nephew in like Kenshiro and Ryu being Raoh Jr

later eneral who looks like Jack Pershing, is worried of wgat people will think but main guy stands up for him and sez nt to call him a servant but use his name and hes his nephew

general slices him open and pulls out his intestines then begis forcefeeding them to mai uy and saying "ur guts are by c=ck!!"

jk really main guy takes his nephew kite flying and sz his dad could sense where kites would land

wich is kinda f;d as his dad got bumed for the kiteso mzin  guy ke fghts a guy and theres sot moving music playing and is like forrest gump with the feather

main guy wins anfruns to catch it and nephew jr followsand looks over as credits play and the camera pans up and goes black

the end

that was pretty good

its dark but not depressing and sre but not graphic

it tells a heartfelt story and even makes the sodomy work fr the story

it shows the spider man thing where he could have stopped the guy when he had the chance but didnt and a rekatve(nephew/uncle) got f;d by him

its got nice colors and music and the acting is quite good

its long but dont feel it and holds attention withit flowing and not dragging

its got some heart and tells a weird and f'd up story but seems to fit

it shows how the soviets and after effects damaged a nation and being el polen zakken i have sme knowing of it a tad

its got friendship breaking but his roog never gave up on him even after his betrayal

and his attempt to attone for his c=cksuckerish behabvior by saving his droogs son from a sodomite

its a good film ut the people of the land its srt in hated it and wanted to ice the actor who played the droog i think cuz he made the soomizers look bad and the sodomized looom wimpy

its not hisrace, its his chatacter, like a movie of a grman into SM, not all germans are, but this one is, like Kekko Kamen OAV 1

He comes full circle from dad telling him off for being aganst servants to standing up ffor his part servant nephew

its a pretty well done film and is like sailor moon, dark themeed, bright colored and with sodomites

For The Kite Runner 2 I want the son to be a teen and the guy who b0ned him comes back and tracked him down to hsi city with his connections in the gov and networks, so he's gotta get to the cops and gets weapons and armor and get a crew tohtehr before the b0ning guy comes there, also main guy has to do missions to help peopel and get it all done before the sodomizer arrives. its also a 128 but game on dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox lie Shenmue where you gotta do cr-p and in the end its a big battole with a huge melee btween the sodomizers force and main guys.

Sunday, March 17, 2024

Anatomy Of A Fall Review

 note; i sppell better than frenchies are at being people

Anatomy of a Fall

This Is My REview On Anatomy Of A Fall from the distant future year of 2023(the year of Robotech 2 The Sentinels and that Blade Runner thing)

its directal by Justine Triet who i looked up and found is a girl, as frenchies often get genders wrong ike calling boys michelle or alexis, and she id nothing i saw b4

it starts a buncha frenchies i dont recall in anything and being french are surplus to requirements

i nver saw this b4 but it won some awars and my rents are watching it on amazon prime so imma review it

so after an a55load of credits i mean logos we get people talking of a chcik whos son had an accident as this frenchboy tries to bathe a dog instead of b0ning it lie the frenchies like doing

main chick is an author and is being interviewed andfrenchboy puts on some music as his devolved dog spazzes out to shake off the water

main chick talks with interviewer about interviewers interests andmain frenchie is often alone in this oe she has that she drinks wine like a frenchie and has bad teeth like a fnchie

interviewer leaves and its revealed the hosue is a big wood fortress in the alps or apes and theres snow everywhere like the shinning

later f boy throews sticks for his ice blue eyes white an black dog is french mode and they/them go around the frozen woods area

they come across a guy with his head busted in anblood on the ice and he calls to get his mom to fix the isssue as the music plays

man chick the mo calls for help and the authorities arriv asn the camera follows the dog like its The Thing from the 80s

the cops photo the nude body and we see his small french utt as the frenchie  talk in their gaijin language like the okama zoku they are

then opening credits tophtoes form the 20th century

latwr a guy comes guy i mean by and her french is bad so she speaks english like she was a real human, although the canadian french, or gaeru gaijin, can't speak french either only a devolved style of french

she reveals to the guy whos like an officer that it was the iced guy whos her husband or butt buddy who was blasting the music and ruined the interview and she put in ear plugs and later one fell out cuz her sons screaming woke her up

the cop goes around her place withher and checks ut the place to see if it was a fall that iced the guy and she sez butt buddy was cautious and at times opened the window to air out the room, probably from his french stink

later mom tris to gte her son out pf bed and enjoy the day and after she gets bummed and this devolved chick tends to her son, the cop comes back and goes over how the fall might've happened but theres isues in how it happened as theres no impact on the roof

also theres a bruise on her arm and she explains she keeps banging her arm on the counter but the co sez a n accidental fall is hard to prove but it might have been a wacking but she sez she didnt ice him

euro cop sez its not the point(i question that) and he asks if he ice himself but mom sez he might not jump with son so close, but eurocop sez if they indict her a suicide is her only defene

she goes for a snoke cuz shes a frenchie and later as her kid is listening to msuic mom calls a guy asking if these spots she saw in her butt buddys barf was pills from a suicide attempt

later shes looking at vids of her butt buddy and we see the son being interviewed with an offscreen guy forthe day of the harambeing

he looks like my french canadian yugioh buddy but less italiano cuz my yugioh buddy is part that and thus higher evolved than a frenchie

also for a movie to be eligible for the Best International Feature Film it must be 50% non english, so if i say random Japanese words an call people jigku no kuso or okama maruta over and over, if it edds up, it can count?

so by rents figutre out how to tutn on subs and thats kinda gay that its in frnech w/o subs amd investigators test thigns likelaying the music butt buddy played 

son is thee and sz he got something backwards and told them the wrong thing an cops try totell him his mom said butt buddy talked to him after son left

later son and mom play chopin andson seems kinda f'd out so i think mayeb he did it but then recall his reaction to findign the body, so mayeb it was the other him who comes out and wacks guys

mom sez son shouldnt change his memories and say it exactly as he recalls it, even though eywitness testamony is said to be unreliable, unless ur from the 40s and its unshakable proof

cop is inteviewedby press an sez theres no indictment but then this frenchie who looks shrivled sez hes indicting her and the story dont add up and body had a usb ith a filemade a day b4

cop is at a cafe cuz hes eutotrash ad hears from a chick what juge they got andn then at the trial its sed she dcarss for her son with f'd eyes and is world knoen so she s not a flight risk and is givel bail

so she goes home antalks of how she got her irish up and frenched out with her butt buddy and it was filmed and the next day he got iced and she sez its not how they normally are, but sez it all f'd like"its us ut not realisty"

she has a smoke with cop an sez she left her sh=t hole in germany for her butt buddys sh=t hole and didnt wanna come her but he sez its better for work

so these court monkeys come by to make sure she don influenc her son called daniel but they say danielle cuz thre frenchies are froots and say she has to speak frnch as the sub humans dont wasnt the humans useding real words they/them cant understand

court frenchie chcik tells son hshe cant be his friend cuz the law cant have frinds or its not fair to the other side and mom son and renchie court chick go for a walk with the dog

as they get back they see the legal guys testing how a fake person or jinzo ningen, would fall from the window and it hit the thing the real guy didnt

cop who i thin is her defence guy or w/e they do in euro sodom talks with mom about her butt buddy and her relationship with him as it was intelectual and neglacted everything else

mom sez her son had an accident when her butt buddy was busy and the batbysitter as late and it f'd his eye nerve and butt buddy blamed hmself as they spent a year in the hospital and it cost em much and he was on antidepressants

also she dont wanna have this get out as it might run the image of her butt buddy and then its a year later andher devolved son is spazzing on the pianko and has f;d hands and we see the trial and  they played the audio of the interviewer with her at the start

interviewer sez mo needed to unwind and lawyer asks if she knew ofr sensed mm was bi and wanted to secude her, but she sez no as i guess she wasnt sendign gay vbes to be picked up by gayudar

lawyer in arobe and with a shaved head like hes in a cult trys to twist things and make it sound like the song p = m p is a anti female song and was his intent to offend her even though it ws an  instrumental version and frenchies are feminists an often beta males

also the judge or one of em is a female and thats not a good sign

so cult guyimplies mom was trying to seduce a hot chick and had cheeted on her man but eurocop sez "datsx secks ist" cuz fecnies are beta males and worry about at cr-p but cultmo sez he' ask the same if it was a man

then son is brought up and asked why he sed he was so sure in the interview but when at the reenactment was doubted and he looks like da guy from the omen but as a 70s band member

despite the cultmo trying to mkake it loo like he liedto protect his mom, its sai son has good memory

a csi guy or w/e sez its probably that butt buddy was beat with a hammer while on the top area and eurocpop se the railing was almost as tall as her and the csi guy had several theoryes

then this blonde devolved woman sez how its not likleyfor the prosecutions theory and ho th blood on the shed melted  and cultmo keeps saying its still possible but ugmo sez as much as she'll be presifdent

well the french like ugly women an feminism and aids, so it might

later son is told he should stay out of the court for the dark gritty details but he wants to go in and thinks he can hanle it like saburo in violence jack handlig the blood of jack being shredded by gunfire

mom at the trial sez he stopped taking antidepressants and later barfed and she saw asprin but there were other pills dissolved

this bodb ross looking frencheisez its possible stopping his pills ight make him end it and buutt buddy didnt bring up suicide in his therapy but eurocop digs deeps an finds in fench the term comitting suicide means both trying and succeeding

mom goes uo and sez in english that the drug and pills fd him up and he got bummed and blamed the dr who got him on em and wasnt able to write but bo ross's kid with sean schemmel sez its all in his hea dor soemthing

mom sez this monkey dont know her real story and how it was to live with him and is only an expert on paper but dont have the life experience of living it

cultmo sez something about butt buddy ruineing her son with feeling handicapped as he could do better wo beignlabeled

later eurocop whos her defender and mom are smoking and drinking at night and she dont recall what she was like when they 1st met and he sez nice things

later in night she comforts her son and sez she isnt a monster and wants to help him hve a longer childhoo and didnt want bad to happen

then at da trial is  video of the couple arguling over him not wanting to hire someone as they cant afford it and she sez she did t consent to having to homeschool him, but he has repairs to do, or give the house repairaivle therapy

butt buddy whines abotu how he only got fgood with his son cuz of the time they spend and they b--ch more about blaming each other for nnot having enough time to write even thogu hes the breadwinner and women often write cr-p as seen by all these woke things those monkeys do to ruin our shows

they arue about her stealing his best idea for her book and how she forces him to not speak his own language and shes like "We spek english to be neutral" but she gets b--chy over having to live with frenchies

she gets b--chy and he sez she even forces him o b0ne her way with her leading, which i think means in there, SHE is the man, which makes sense that he's a fench

they didnt b0ne since the accident but she cheeted on him once and she sez she can live w/o b0ning but not forever cuz shes a 5kank

she accuses him of making his own bad choices and blaming her for it and eventually it devolved into offscreen violence as we cut back to the trial and the video was in the heads of those listening so we dont see a courtroom and hear voices like c-ck sucking radio

man tis chick is a b--ch and her man is a candya66

sothey go on and say the bruise on her arm was actually from the fight and she mentioned neither as she was scaed she'd be seen as guilty of it-

mom sez she threw the wine glass and slapped her frenchie and he grabed her arm and started hitting himself and unchin the wall and broke a finger b4

europcop sez this eas not a dress rehersal of the wacking like the tape witness sed and  mom sez she knew butthurt buddy wouldrecord things often w/o asking and thinks he started the fight to record it

its revealed that she cheeted on her husband with a woman as beign with a frenchie can turn women queer and she reveals she had things with others but told him of it but didnt tell him of 1 that might f him u ashe was fragile

cultmo sez things are all heer fault form his p o v and they go over a story she did based on an ide he had of a guy whos wonderss what its like if his bro didnt get iced an d wound up in 2 realities, but she used the idea when he let her and wasnt using it

she sez peop,exaggerate when arguing andthey go on about how the books tell her story and after an ojection, the cultmo rads a line in a bookabout a woman anting to ice a guy who she once loved but its from a character who went nuts and didnt do it

1 frnechie sezits like linking steven king and a serial killer but is told kngs woman didnt bit it from suspect events

they go on about butt buddys publisher who dint return calls and he got bummed and started teaching his son and renovating the house but fell apart after antidepressants and other cr-p

eurocop sez shes only gilty of succeeding where her husband f;d lut and the female judge sez next time they'll have the son on one more time and no one is to talk with him about the thing or in fluence him

in law and order, this is where the witness gets iced

after frenchie boy has a shower he sez to court chick he ants the mo to leave til the tiral is over and  when mom says she couldnt talk of the cr- b4 the tiral the court frog sez no trial talk an no english an eventully mom leaves her own home cuz of that little monster

in the car ride mom spazzes out and in the home the next day the boy gives the dog pills like with hitler b4 he faked his end and went to south america then the poles to live with the daemons

to son spazzes out over the dog an tells the court frenchie he gave the dog 8-10 pills and she gives it salt water to make it barf

son sez he never heard of his dads suicide attempt and realized the dod had the same thing witheatng dads pill barf and he experimented on a live animal liek its a maruta in alleged 731

so now he knows moms story was true and then he goes for a walk with court frog andwears heavy shades o protect whats left of his eyes

so this big black chick with bad hair talks of this book on her show aout tthis murder or w/e and its probably by mom andin the home the son goes to the attic and  checks it out

later hes on the stand and sez he cant imagine his mom doing it but thinks the dad ending it makes sense

cultmo sez it might have been mom pioning him but he sez how once dad se his dog might get sick or bite it andboy otta be aware of it nd basically used the dog as a metaphor for his own comming end

cultmo sez this isnt proof and later the mom is found not guilty and otta cleebrate with a big glass of ground up oj

as she heads for the car, a frenchie comes at her, pulls an gun and yells "race traitor" and blows 4 holes in her!!

wait thats law and order, really sheis driven home and later is cleebrating with asian food cuz french food is cr-p and bugs

her lawyer eurocop looks liek christopher walken as a hermaphroditr and they are drunk and she feels like she should get more for winning the trial

after comming home her boy is sleeping andshe brings him to his bed, then eventually goes to sleep as the dog coems to sleep with her but not in the european way of b0ning

man these soviet or eurotrash linve like cr-p

the end

that was pretty well done

those europeeans are pretty f'd up and the french get their irish up like spaniards

im not used to european courts but this told a story in an interesting way and holds attention

its nearly 3 hours and don't feel it and goes by fast wity little drag and good flow

the acting is good and its got nice music and the fiolming works

it has you wondering whats gonna happen and you wanna see te whol thing

theres not really a good or bad guy but varous sides like in rbotech fighting for wat they need

i liked it and i can see why it was nominated for all those awards

For Anatomy Of A Fall 2 I want them to be getting ready to move out of their home and these french sasquatch attack and they gotta avoid em and get items to make weapons and traps to ice em. Also its a 16 bit Sega Genesis/Snes/TG16/GBA/Atari Jaguar game thats like Metroid bt yuhave access to the whole thing and gotta ice all the french sasquatch by avoiding the sasquatch in the area andcolecting the pieces to put it together and lure em to the place with the traps to end em.

Saturday, March 16, 2024

Oppenheimer Review

 Note: I svpell nucular

Oppenheimer

This is my revuiw on Oppenheimer  from the distant future year of 2023(The year of Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directal by Christopher Nolan who dont like cg or other cr-p so hes pretty cool and did Memento/Batman Begins/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises/Interstellar /Dunkirk

It stars openly vegatarian ex catholic Cillian Murphy who did 28 Days Later/Cold Mountain/Batman Begins/Red Eye/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises/Dunkirk, openly brittish Emily Blunt from the 2010s The Wolfman/the jck black Gulliver's Travels/Looper, openly candsya55 Matt Damon from Field of Dreams/Geronimo: An American Legend/Good Will Hunting(j=rkin off in a baseball glove)/Saving Private Ryan/The Talented Mr. Ripley/Titan A.E./Ocean's Eleven(f==k dat moovy)/Confessions of a Dangerous Mind/Stuck on You/EuroTrip/The Brothers Grimm/The Bourne movies/Interstellar/The Martian/Ocean's 8/Arthur, somewhat devolved Robert Downey Jr from Weird Science/Back to School/Less than Zero/Natural Born Killers/the 1995 Richard III/Gothika/The Avengers/Iron Man 3/Family Guy, Josh Hartnett from Halloween H20: 20 Years Later/The Faculty/The Virgin Suicides/Black Hawk Down/O/Pearl Harbor/Sin City, animal supremacist Casey Affleck from Good Will Hunting(j-rkin off in a catchers mitt)American Pie/the 00 Hamlet/Ocean's Eleven/American Pie 2/ParaNorman/Interstellar, devolved but nt as bad as pete davidson Rami Malek from Battleship/Bohemian Rhapsody/The War at Home/Saturday Night Live, pretty cool Kenneth Branagh from Chariots of Fire/Much Ado About Nothing/Mary Shelley's Frankenstein/the 1995 Othello/the 1996 Hamlet/Wild Wild West/The Road to El Dorado/Rabbit-Proof Fence/Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets/Dunkirk/Death on the Nile/Shackleton/Walking with Dinosaurs/World War 1 in Color, Jason Clarke from Rabbit-Proof Fence/Zero Dark Thirty/The Great Gatsby/Terminator Genisys/First Man/Farscape, Dylan Arnold from the 2018 Halloween,  faith traitor Tom Conti from The Dark Knight Rises/Friends, James D'Arcy from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World/Exorcist: The Beginning/Hitchcock/Jupiter Ascending/Dunkirk, David Dastmalchian from The Dark Knight/Blade Runner 2049, Dane DeHaan from The Amazing Spider-Man 2/Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Alden Ehrenreich from Solo: A Star Wars Story, el communisto Tony Goldwyn from Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives/Ghost/The Pelican Brief/The 6th Day/The Last Samurai/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Good Wife/Drop Dead Diva/disneys Tarzan/Law & Order, Jefferson Hall from Star Wars: The Force Awakens/2018 Halloween/Vikings, David Krumholtz from Addams Family Values/The Santa Clause/The Mexican/The Santa Clause 2/Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle/Superbad/Law & Order/Law & Order: SVU/The Good Wife/Star vs. the Forces of Evil/the 2020 The Twilight Zone, openenly unionite Matthew ModineFull Metal Jacket/Notting Hill/The Dark Knight Rises/The West Wing/Hitler: The Rise of Evil/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Scott Grimes from 2010 Robin Hood/Party of Five/American Dad!/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Gregory Jbara from  Law & Order/the 00s Ripley's Believe It or Not!/Friends/West Wing/Malcolm in the Middle/Touched by an Angel, Harry Groener from Brubaker/Patch Addams/Road To Perditon/Law & Order/Buffy the Vampire Slayer the show/Judging Amy/The West Wing/King of the Hill/Malcolm in the Middle/Law & Order: LA/Law & Order: LA, Tim DeKay from The Crow: Salvation/Seinfeld/Touched by an Angel/Party of Five/Malcolm in the Middle/Cold Case/the Cleaner/Law & Order: LA/Hot in Cleveland/Law & Order, Matthias Schweighofer from  FeardotCom, Josh Zuckerman from Austin Powers in Goldmember/The Amanda Show/The West Wing/Judging Amy/Boston Legal/Desperate Housewives/The Big Bang Theory, Michael Angarano from Drunk History, Josh Peck from Snow Day/The Amanda Show/Family Guy/Samurai Jack/MADtv/Drake & Josh/All That/the 10s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/The Big Bang Theory, Jack Quaid from The Hunger Games, Gustaf Skarsgard from Vikings, openly polish James Urbaniak from Confessions of a Dangerous Mind/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles/The Office/Metalocalypse/The Good Wife/Pig Goat Banana Cricket, Devon Bostick from Land of the Dead/Survival of the Dead/Diary of a Wimpy Kid/Degrassi: The Next Generation/Flashpoint, Christopher Denham from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Law & Orde/The Good Wife, Olivia Thirlby wgo was turned by elen paige and  was in Being Flynn/Dredd, Jack Cutmore-Scott fron Dunkirk, James Remar The Warriors/the 90s Miracle on 34th Street/Judge Dredd/Mortal Kombat Annihilation/the 1998 Psycho/X-Men: First Class/the 2000s The Twilight Zone/Justice League Unlimited/The Batman/The Spectacular Spider-Man/Hatfields & McCoys/Beware the Batman/Gotham/Batman: The Brave and the Bold – The Videogame, Pat Skipper from Demolition Man/Independence Day/That '70s Show/the rob zombie Halloween/Babylon, the clean dsober  and family man Gary Oldman who was in JF K/Bram Stoker's Dracula/The Fifth Element/Air Force One/Lost in Space/Hannibal/Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban/Batman Begins/Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix/The Dark Knight/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2/The Dark Knight Rises/the 2014 RoboCop, and a buncha guys not on back door candy a55 soy bpy beta male aids bag, wiener cleaner necro pedo gender offender croipple nipple chimpus olympus soviet sicko wikipedia.

This is a long a55 film so this should be a long a55 review

I never saw it but it beat barbie at the oscars so men being smart beats bimbos devolving into feminists.

so after logos we see rain then nucular flams after some devolved guy and texxt saying prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to man butwas punished for it

then this gay looking dude is on trial and then some guysin b/w talking of working for eisenhauer for going after oppenheimer

is this like madam bovary with the whole thing as a flashback in a trial?

so gay looking guy sez how he studied under uys an how when he was young he was malcontent over his cr-ppiness and not having enough sleep and worried of things

in class he wants to see niels bohr but the class goes w/o him and he puts poison in an apple on the teachers desk like snow white

so he goes to the bohr thing with this eutotrash fude talking and we see himhaving some kinda autism of the universe then rushes to school to stop teacher from eating his poison

in there is bohr and likes oppenheimer whos the gay looking guy and tells him  t go to germany to learn from the elites and oppenheimer throws the apple away when bohr is gonna eat it

then a montage of him in i assume vweimar germany and seeing art and thinking of space and throwing glasses to break cuz hes nuts and doing science and math on a blicketee black b oard

then the trial and a guy talks of how he met oppenhiemer but not the guy who was skeletor in He Man an we get more flash backs in b/w and  oppenheimer and this guy meet and are openly jyuuish

the gy testifying talks of oppenhiemrers 2 kids and wife and asks why oppenheimer didnt include einstein in the manhatten project but not the tmnt thing

oppennheimer goes oit to hang out with einstein andwait its the guy testifying andwait its both and einstein is bummed and sez nothing and oppenhiemer is selected for the project but isnt too into it

oppenhiemr sez he had a dark past and guy sez hes in the gov and knows of it

in trial they talk of oppenhiemer meeting with soviets in eutope and then more flashbacks of oppenhiemer gave a speech in dutch and later meets a jyuuish guy on a train who wonders why he learned Dutch and not yiddish and  how their kind isnt welcme there

he sent oppenheimer to a German who gives a speech on the quantum world which i assume is on the planck scale and of the folde areas within that the fallen angels reside in h-ll

robert and yisddish guy wanna go back to new york where hes from but really new -mexico as 1 mexico wwasnt basd enuff and no one in America talkes quamtu physics srs;y

the German was Heisenberg i think and in America he starts a school on quantum theory and talks with a guy making a quantm machine or w/e nd as 1 student like with shelon teaching howard in big bang theory

they talk on if light is particles or waves and its cant be both ut it is and dont mention tachyons that exceed time adn photons

they they go on and he gets a class full of nerds who probably =rked off to jean harlow and goes on of science stuff

in the trial the guy who was with einstein strauss talks of oppenheimer being a left wing commie pinko and in a flash back how oppenheiemr eas told to keep his communism outta the lab and he goes to this party with his bother and a frenchie and i think they are in the cokmunist party

oppenheimer hates the right for the alleged fascists and their jyuuish things but thinks socialism isnt as bad, whcih stalin, mao and ol pot have kinda disproven

oppentiehemr sez hes not a communist but read das c apital in german and this chick is trying to seduce him to communism to help people

the unions mafia and klan helped people, but they also did some bad

they we see ppenheimer b0ning a chck out side of marriage and we see her not very big b00bs and like big bang theory they tlk of his books and how he wanted to waste his teacher

he has a book on sanskrti and seems to be into daemon worship and he reas the words of becoming death destroyer of worls as like many of his kind, hes into the occult

later he and his droogs go to some mad max wild west wasteleand an they are drinking in a tent and i think oppenhiemer is gonna marry dat commie he b0ned and his bro warns of the commies but he sez "half the faculty is commuinst"

sound like we need a culling of commies. before they poison the minds of the youth to be hippies and stoners and aemon worshippers and banana crammers

oppehinheir wants to combine new mexico and physics and goes to los alamos and later hes with the chick he b0ned and finds the germans slit the atom and the nerds go like big bang theory w.o the pop jokes and bland sci fi cr-p

they have a thing that measres pulses and he wants to u a chain reaction to make a nuke

so later his woman is b--ching out like a frenchie about him hegtting her flowers and then oppenhiemer goes to some meeting oofn nerds and is cheered for

later he wants to have teachers unionized which will probably ruin em as those who surrender a bit of freedom for a bit of security deserve neither accordsign to foundign father ben franklin

so the germans attack poland and in the trial he defens his 5kanks communism and his devolved views with another flashback with him tlaking t some chick and im not sure if its his 5kank as they talk of forces of attraction makig matter seem solid and really its not

his remaining d0ng passing through her colon!!

so its not is woman adn they go to soviet new mexico nd her 1st hsuband bit it and her 2n one was a unionite and she had enough  of his communism but he thankfully got iced by Spaniards who fought the commies in the cifvil war

goo thing for Franco keeping those sub humans down, he got spain going right after a bit, toobad spaniands s-ck a55 and are c=ck suckers

so oppenheimer reveals to his 5kank tht he b0ned that chick and got her pregnant with a b=stard child and is gonna marry her and dump the commie he was b0ning

so back door oppenhiemer is gonna unionie the school an this guytrys to stop him as the gov wont let him join the project. but oppenhiemer wants to attack the Garmans for them maybe getting a nuke and he cares for for his kind than the countless other people being iced by both germany and ussr

so in the trial strauss sez oppenhiemr eas the most respected guy in the thing and he wante himon the nuke project but strauss sez this anti commie was trying to stop opoenhimer, which is od they are so anti nazi but thnk anti commie is somehow bad

its like "im against sharkes but we gotta protect dolphns" despite dolphins b0ning people woc with out consent

in the trial strauss laments on oppenheiemrs smarts yet ignorance on his cr-p and then in a colored flashback we see oppenhiemer in his plac with his kid crying and his woman is b--chy and often drunk

this is what happens when you b0ne outside of marriage and have devolved bast=rd kids , its a marriage built on having to instead of wanting to

so oppenhiemer has a talk with a gy abut hs cr-ppy marraige and is told he can see beyond but theres a price

did he make some black pact with a dark force?

man we're 45 mins in? that didnt feel long

so after issues with his woman he meets a guy called groves who is a real American and has 1200 tons of uranium and not poekmon uranum that those c-cmsuckers at nintendo tries to silence

groves a real ameican hero dotn like oppenhiemers lust and comnsum and cr-p and only 1 guy sed anything goo about oppenhiemer but he knows more of scinece than people

the germans have an 18 month had start and has heisenberg working on it whos great at it but oppenheimer sez th Germans are anti sea mights and Zee Fuhrer might not use his hebrew slaves right liek with the pharaoh in the old testament

also the germans in the war were big on the occult and mad pacts with fallen angels and other daemons

gorves gets oppenhiemer on and he had the gov make a town for the fams of the scientists to get things going and so they;d be iradiated too and gorves who is played by mark damon looks like hit ler

so oppenhiemr gets all these guys to go with him in a montage and sez "We gotta beet da germans" even thug Irving Thalberg who was jyuuish said the commies were a bigger thrat as once the dictator dies so does the dictatorship but cokmiunsm is hardwr to uproot

later the gov is maing buildings for the camp andthe yiddish guy is there and  sez oppenhiemr i spread too thin acorss the works adyiddish guy dontwanna come and hep as he dont wanna use science to kill people

oppenhiemer sez "i dont know if we can be trusted but the germans cant be" which isnt a goo argument, like saying, i dtn kow if a cat can watch a baby but its better than a dog

so on yddsih guys advice, oppehineimer gets a new hat andtheres a meeting of guys but 1 guy calculates thatsomething su and oppenheimer goes to see einstein

E HERO, who looks like my slovenian grandpa a bit, looks at the data and they think it might ignight the tmosphere and destroy the world

E HERO dont wanna do math and neither does oppenheiemr and E HERO sez if its true, warn the Germans so neither side destoyrs the world

cuz they would trust jyuuze who sez "stop your greatest weapon cuz we say it'll destory the workld" an not thnk its a trick

later at openheimers place his woman has their kid andhe has guys over and 1 guy sez the go sint saring the info with the sciets, cuz you can trust the soviets, its not like they'll take over europe and make  black age of fear and death!

oh its frenchie who was a commie and wanted to get info on the rpoject but oppenheiemr didnt get it and looking bakc in the trial sez he hould have repoted it

strauss whos robers down vegat jr is th chair of something and theres political cr-p i dont get and the gusy thnk oppenheiemr is bad news and strauss otta sie with em but he wnts more ,ooking into it

in colored flashback oppenheiemr and his fam go totheir new home and there s no kitches notices his woman and he sez he'd fix that like if he was a real Amercian

later opehiner sez the halifax ship that blew ws the biggest asploion in hisoryt and they would use killo tons of dyno ight and they talk of uranuaim and plutonuim but not neptunium as the thre sailor scouts woul do that

1 guy suggests hydrogen to use megatons instead of illoltns and imnot sure which is bgger as the metric system is cr-p and for gaylords

srauss sez the hyrogen thing wa the program and we get a b/w flashcakbk and how in a meeting the soviets made a nuke

in the colors past the newrs cme up with how to make a hyrodgen nuke of heav hydrogen and then he meets fuchs but not fred fuchs who was german but was told hes not by zee fuhrer, hich kinda fits as he turned n em

oppenhiemer wants to go to chicago an  dont have clearence and wants his broteher to come and is tolfd its his fault he dont and opeheiner goes anyway

strauss talks in b/w flashcbakc of the soviets an how they have the nuke now and its like the plutoniim thing was like the one oppeheinemer made

in colored past oppehieneher meets guys making a nuke an later oppeheienr gets a chic nerd on his team

groves yells at opeheienr for geong to soviet chicago and yiddish guy cant takre it and queers out and quits and groves jokes of having him iced

oppeeenehr thnks he was hired to be controlled for his past andoppheeneier sez hewants his clearence

in the colored trial groves sez how opphenhemr was a lefty but thinks oppejeneiver woulnddnt betray Amercia and was the one who gave him clearence

so some guy i think his bortehr comes over and  they kep putting glass things in a jar fr reptestenting some number going uplike how much nucular thing they got

in a flashback of staurs and openeheiemr at a tble taing o howoppeheindher let commies in but he sez his brotehr left the party b then, they sez of the other commies like frenchie

in colored past opeheineriher wants to get someone on i think but he was part of a scool unionizing thign and opneeheienr is told to be away from bad people to keep clearence he got

in trial opeheienr talks of cr-p and in 43 he saw his 5kank who he is nue with but we dont see their paerts and he tells then 5kank as going mental and needed help but his wife seez him and her nude and b0ning to her as a metaphor for her feeling son his betrayal

oppeheienri in the meeting with 5kank se he cant come by anymor and its implied she suicided and went back to h=ll where her commie filthy kin came from and belongs

so his wife is b=chy about oppehneeir cheeting on her even thogubhe wa ith the 5kank 1st and cheeted on her to be with wife, like quees whining about "dont say gay as an insult" when gay originllymeant ahppy beoffe they stole it

so afte meeting with guys including a guy named pash who was in the army and was a higher up in the thing but wasnt meant to see him

pash said he wasnted ti take don the commies bada55b and oppehnieehr told pash thatb his guys who wante to share with the commies should do it officially instead of back door

groves sez pash was russian descended and went bakc to in 1918 to waste commies and opehenier was trying to say "the soviets are not germans" whcih in real life were worse

Pash finds 1 guy was in the facutly at berklet which is now super commie and oppeheienr was trying to protect his commie allies

also they try to make Pash look creepy or bad when really hes doing the good work to fight the evil of socialism

in colored tteial Pash sez oppeheineir was holding back the info on commies in his party but eventually gave nakes and grovees sent him to Europe to track the german nuke program

at a party heisenberg sad in coppenhaigen that this thing coul end all war, which seems like something the evil dr nkola tesla wante with his death ray and eait its neils bohr and bohr dont wanna help but warns that his weapon will f u da world

we have to pay for all we use, we never think before we light the fure

neiles calls him a modern prometheus, like frankenseitn, as he gave men the peopler to destory themelves, as bone tools to bust head sweren't able to

so then oppehenerierr finds hi 5naknk who bnes him suiied and wrnt to h-ll where her evil kind belongs but she was all f'd up like most chicks who b0ne outside of marriage

his wife trys to get his a55 in gear and in the neo mexico with the twquilla gundam, the peope,worry of the chicks womb being cooked by nucular cr-p but she sez their parts are exposed too

opheneoenr assigned things and sez no ones leaving and 1 guy sez oppheieneirm left phyciss behin for being a plitician andgoes off to escape the cooking of crotch

so after talk in the colored trial of him avising things that were wrong, we get yissish guy saying how the hydrogen one is strnger and would be a genocide of many people but was told we'd be f;d by the german ones if we ont wrong them 1st

in another colored flashback oppeheinerherm wants to have a wolld gov to control nucular things (and totally not work oni it uder the books) andto work with the soviets an the united natons(who are both bad guys)

1 guy sez he aw a v2 rocker headign for soviet england and worries of the germans using a nuke on it to send england to h-ll whee i belongs for its countless evils

yodiesh guy advices him andin a b/w gtrial strauss sez the guy who quit wrote things that had gov info and might be a leak

in a colored flashback we see oppehneierm going to a meeting with a chicksaying how hit ler was allegedly dead(but really he went to the north or south pole with the fallen angels in the hollor earth)

so german is done but Japan holds on and oppehneieper want sto use it on them to "show the world the power of it so it wont be used again"

btw, i saw barefoot gen, this is inda evl, i mean sacrificing sountless innocent people to show off your might? thats like somethign an evil god would do

so we get that shot all kovie o of a jeep going through the dsert and they are gonna test the nuke with  oppehnielr calling it the trinity, whcih is a Christian thing an he sjyuuish

oppheeneiemr sez he borught his bother a he trusts him and he was a former commie, although john wayen wa spro commie before evolving into a REAL Man

so later he meets this eutotrash dude warns him against the nuke and its dangers and its wrong use

so in a meeting oppenhimer seez that the nuke will be a grat signal for showing teir power and pearl harbor and the war made america not care about the inmocent Nipponjin they'd obliterate, cuz 2 wrongs amke a right i guess

also theres debate on if pearl harbor was done fully by japan as the official story sez theya ttacked to make america sell em gas, ehich a punch t the face dont make friens

also f dr and churchill were in the same daemon clubn and were in cahoots in fighting the germans

the peope,wanted to nuke japan 2x to show they can to foce em to stop when they could just call a truce instead of crushing them

let Nippon ahve the maruta, its better than what mao and km jong did

the people think they otta include th esoviets so they dont think theres an arms race(spiler, theres ALWAYS an arms race, many only dont see it) andtruman who was in a demon grup wanted to not include stalin wh was against that gorup

so they have an test run on da nuke in Amercia to gets te facts right an make sure its right

they contstut the nuke and get the uranim and load it w/o protective equippment

oppenheimer meets with his woman and the sky gors apocalyptic andwindy but inside the windowless wall less area with da nuke, he has no wind

so its raining an night and they got 20 000 killitns of tnt andif it goes off, al  this plutomuim will scatter across the area and mutate people into x men

they worry of the atmosphere ingighting and destorying the planet and groves is worried of the near 0 chance ofit, as between 0 and next to 0 is infinity, esp with decimel pints

eventually after much build up and worry of the planet blowing, whchih we KNOW wont happen as we're still here, luiem i dragon ball super how they faked characters biting it when we know they are ok from being in the end of z and gt and af, well they finally drop the nuke and  some guys wlook at it with their naked eyes

so he sez hes become death the destroyer of worlds, like freeza and cell and buu and bebi and the shadow dragosna nd xicor and beerus and  broly and the galcatic prisoner and othe rcr-ppy new ones

so theres a rsh of in andtey cleebrate and are feeling positive about make=ing the deadliest thing since noahs flood, salthugh sodom and gomorrah got nuked too

then they star glowing and jerkin aroun and spazzing out and grow hormns and spikes and tentacles and fangs all over their bodies as they devolve int their new mutaytes formes

jk really they probably rot out from radiation later and oppehnihemr is told by military guys, we'll tke it from here

hes told by groves tht stalin was told f a new weapon to be used on japan and that oppnehiemr will be kept infoemed and the nukes are taken off to end innocent Japanese

opheienr sez cuz they made it dont mean they have any right to say how its used and with nucular war, all war becomes nthinkable

spoiler; thats not how it works, they adapt to the raised power and continue wanting more, like dbz how they fought the gods, or yugioh how the game devolved into spamming 40 summons and looping things to get out 4 omni negatoers urn 1

so truman nukes Japan offscreen andthe people celebrate and oppenhiemr is seen as a hero and gives a speech at a school and is proud of what happened but wished he culd have used it on Germany

holy f--k thats kind evil, i wisj we could have nuked others?! 

he has a phantasy of a flash and stepping in a charcoal kid anpeope crying, at leadt i think its a phantasy and ses people puking and spazzing out

also his quoting the pagan god of destorying world was hated in stin a55 india where as the 1st world doesnt go mantal when The Bible is quoted non stop in atime tv

but when god gives you lemons you find a new god!

so he nmeets truman and is praised for his creation but he is himble of it despite being on the cover of time like hit ler and that ukraine gy

oppenhiemer wants to work with the soviets and thinks they'll get the nuke but truman sez tey wont get one

openheiemr beta males out and wants th eland they nuked given to the indians, cuz tyats healthy, a nuked wastelan, but truman wants to make more and have an armsrace if what he sez of the sovets is true

also trueman is evil in here, like real lie, and dont care about humans as its what his god wants and he dont want oppehneier bought back cuz hes a candya66

so oppenhuemer in the present is on trial about his attemps to control arms to deal with the soceits, cuz having less arms than the enemy is how you win a war, and its not like reagan beat the ussr by increasing production

his broter and the frenchie got fd and the alleged geman scientist fuchs who ientified as brittish, was giving data to the soviets

whe eisenhaur came in, oppenhieemr tries to get big gov to control things uz hes a commie andthe gov had enought of his commie cr-p and took his secuity clearence

the b/w flascmabk has steuges or strauss or wesaying how oppehnheiemr was a war hero, yeah and stalin was their buddy in the war! and gacy was a clown for kids partys!

so in a color flashback we see oppeneheiewmr hearing of the effects on the Japanese and how they suffered for oppenhimers sins and soem say the nuking of Imperial Japan was the 1st act that started the cold war

at the nuke camp he tells the poeple that if nukes are part of regualr arsenals then peopel will hate em

so strauss had connections in things and had the time magazien say strauss lost and the US Won

so oppenhieemr in colored flashbacks is yelled at by his current woman and how strauss was against him but oppneheeimer thinks hes not

in a b/w flashback strauss wants to run oppenhiemers credibility so he cant damage natonal security and has a guy send acusations on openheimer to take his clearnece an when he appeals, they hve a closed hearing with a lot of info onhim researched andits jot to convit but to deny

they try to make strauss look badfor stpping oppenhieemer but  oppenheiemr did a lot of bad too

strauss fakes being oppneheiemrs homie to advice him but wife sez they might lose their job and home and they gotta fight

in the ttial in color they say theres a classified document and they have a recording but its classified and his laywer sez "he migh purher himself" but is told "he was not told to lie"

so its not a trial an theres no need for evidence rules and its revaled this chick he b0ned 's husband bit it from a broken heart

one more victim of the evil oppenheiemr

so yisddhish guy defends him and sez oppenhieemr did thing sthat lead t them having an arsenal of nukes

so after 1 witness has colitas they get the next guy and its revealed there was a letter but a guy called mr garrison like the south park guy sez he dont want it read as it seems bad, but is told oppneeheiemrs homies said good of him

the letter said its more likley than nt that oppenheemer as a commie workin for for soviets and then in a b/w pblic trial we get a guy named dr hill like johan hil the devlved whoo sez he and his droogs want strauss removed from gov for defendign America from oppenheimer

1 guy sez oppneheiemr is charged with having bad opinions, which if a guy dont think global warming or the holocost or evolutoon is fake then he is attacked too but being commie seems ok

1 giy i thin who wote the letetr in the colored trial defend oppenheiemer but sz hes weird and difficult but not evil, which i question

his wife b--ches out about oppenhiemrr shaking  guys hand and didnt spit on him and in the trial in color groves sez he wouldnt clear oppebeiemr with todays standard but noen of the guys would be cleared with the new guildelnes eithwr

so the wife is called up to testify and sez she  hates communism since 36 an d in b/w public trial they say oppenhiemer was persecuted bystrauss

wife is asked if she had a commuismt party members card and he sez she dont rememebr where it went and if theres a differnece of american communism and soviet

also oppenhiemr send money to the spaniard commies in 42 and she acts all smarta55ish then later einstein gives him advice in his kangaroo court like a canadian hmans rights tribumnal attacking people for jokes or truth

strauss sez how oppenhiemer poisoned enstein aganst him and other scientists and manipulates(well, he is a commie) in a b/w flashback with some guys

the color trial interrogates him on his recocmendation on hydrogen and nucular things and in the b/w agains strauss sez oppnehiemer never regretted icing japan and sacrificing those Nipponjin as he wanted power and would do it the same again

in color trial they ask if he'd be ok wtha hdrogen nuke on japan and he wiggle around as his words are turned on him as he supported 1 then changed his tune

the scene lights up an goes nucular and he sez if we did it then the soviets would do it an d the investigator points out he had no issue with it in the start of the 40s then in 49 had issues

strauss b--ches out more in b/w abouthow if this will be his humiliation andthe colored trial se hes a loyal American but the evidence shows hes not able to be cleared for duty and his clearence is out

in the b/w trial j fk held out against stopping the evil oppenheimer, but its ok, America fixed his wagon with a grassy gnoll lobotomy

strauss whines of how eisenhauer gave him a meal of freedom andhow oppenhiemer turned the scientists agsint him and i think strauss lost the thing he was doing in his trial

oppeneheiemr meets einstein wait i think this i the past and einstein sez oppieneier sed he lost understanding hat he started and E HERO gave advice on how "its not for u, but for them"

oppheiener sez he gave hi calculations on their nuke being a chain reaction that ens the wold and now they did and he spazzes out with images of nucular weapons

the end

1 credits name; adrew jackson, like the bada55 president who kicked a55?

then after the crdits is the mexican cedits cuz they cant have thst for the evolevd version

wa that the french version credits too? nuke those gaijin!

but overall this was a pretty good movie

itdoes the Intolerance thing by D W Griffith where its a few stories told at the same points

like the high points of all of them at the same time and the low points at the same time

its like three hours but dont feel it and goes by at a good pace

good flow and feel and no drag and the acting and filming was good despite being pretty widescreen

its not as long as birth of a nation but it is still pretty cool and show the evil of oppenheimer as well as gives strauss his pov instead of just being against him for no reaosnm

after a quick look at his page o candy a55 wikpeide, i found he was into mysticism and pagan teachings, was agnostic, his daughrter hanged herself and other things

he thinking banning nukes will stop war was used by superman in the 4th movi that everyone hated and by gun control monkeys thinking "if guns are illegal then no one will be shot" like if drugs are ilegal then no one ODs

and Strauss was a faithful man who putb America 1st and knew being open with the soviets would beneift the comies, like playing yugioh an sayng the name s of all the crds in your hand

huh, in 2023 its revealed that oppenheiemr was a secret member of the commie party! STrauss was right! 

this was based on the book American Prometheus: The Triumph and Tragedy of J. Robert Oppenheimer by Kai Bird and Martin J. Sherwin that ore samma never did

holy cr-p, this used practical effects and non any compuer cr-p

i see why it won all those oscars

its pretty well done despite siding with the bad guy and making the goo guy look wrong, as well as ignoring the victims of communism and only focusing on Germany

Also calling Oppenheimer Prometheus for bringing nu cular weaons to the world is a bit off as many ancient texts tell of nucular things, like the Mahabharata of stink a55 india

For Oppenheimer 2 I want it to be the 80s and oppenheimer is broguth back by a communist ritual to learn the secrets of his nucular power, but as he had d mysticism and occultism in him, he came back as a giantdaemon with rat and cow and pig traits despite being born in the year of the dragon. he wants to get revenge on America for stpping him from turning it commie and crosses the sea to Amercia to take it out, bt Japan, who is America's ally now, wants a crack at it and a guy whos' dad was cooked as a kid in Hiroshima pilots a metal nucular robot to take on the daemon Oppenheimer. Also its a 128 bit arena fighter on sega dreamcas, gamecube, ps2 and xbox like a Godzlla game where you play as 1 of several monsters or robots made for the game or the hero from the movie, or oppenheimer and fight other monsters across various cities in the world.

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Rollerball Review

 Note: I spell like I play spors; really cr-ppyy!!--!!

Rollerball

This is my review on Rollerball from the distant future year (To Kaneto Shioawa)of 2002(20 years before R-Robotech II The Sentinels)

Is a remake of a 0s film and based on a book r something I never read

I saw the 1st movie and it was good bit never saw this, but everyone sez it s=cked

It was rewrote and refilmed andtoned down from a hard R to a pg13 and went through a lot of cr-p

Its direcyal by John McTiernan who did Predator 1/Die Hardv 1/The Hunt for Red October 1/Last Action Hero 1/Die Hard with a Vengeance which were good

it stars Chris Klein from American Pie/American Pie 2/We Were Soldiers/The Electric Playground/American Dad!, Jean Reno from Mission: Impossible/the american 90s Godzilla/Hotel Rwanda/The Da Vinci Code, LL Cool J from Halloween H20: 20 Years Later/Deep Blue Sea/the 2000 Charlie's Angels/Mad TV/All That, Rebecca Romijn from Austin Powers 2X-Men/X2/-Men: The Last Stand/X-Men: First Class/The Death of Superman/Ugly Betty/The Cleveland Show/Star Trek: Discovery, Naveen Andrews from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Mike Dopud from Maximum Overdrive/Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever/X2/the 2004 Walking Tal/White Noise/Alone in the Dark/BloodRayne/Sub Zero/Spider-Man 3/Postal/ise of the Planet of the Apes/Tasmanian Devils/X-Men: Days of Future Past/te 2014 Godzilla/Arctic Air/the n64 Spider-Man/Spider-Man: Mysterio's Menace, oenly polish yet kinda a55holish Andrew Bryniarski from Hudson Hawk/Batman Returns/the 94 Street Fighter/Pearl Harbor/the 2002 Scooby-Doo/the 00s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre/The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, Kata Dobo from nothing I saw, Lucia Rijker from kckboxing,  Oleg Taktarov (theres a number of slaves in here, i mean Slavs) from Air Force One/Predators, Paul Heyman from WWF, Janet Wright from The Perfect Storm/Corner Gas: The Movie/Eerie, Indiana: The Other Dimension/Redwall/Redwall: The Movie/Mattimeo: A Tale of Redwall/Corner Gas, somewhat disturbed animal supremacist Pink from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, the band Slipknot and Shane McMahon from WWF.

so after logos and credits for a few mins and a title we get bikers in silloteete going to this van and this teen goes on a mission of a dumba55 stunt on a small roller boarddow a roadin a rqace wth others

bikers take photoes of it and its i think in soviet san fran sicko like Sonic Sdventure 2 and has early 00s musicblasting edy

the cops come and the 2 lead racers go under a trck and nearly get crushed to escape da cps and the rival hits a car and flies in a store window

a big black car with a big black guy saves main guy by letting him in his open car and he pulls in by the seatbelt and ditches his board

they talk about how hes wasting his life and nhl trials are in three months and blackasaur wants him to join this dangerous game and i think they went to school together despite him being 2x his age, but he might have been held back for drugs and b0ning in the sairwell

so mai guy bits in a slummy allwy and then we get creditsto a band playingand4 months later in central asia where borat is from is this arenalooking like a 00s mad max or less evlved tekken live action movie from 09

alo its in 00s color but dingry and muted and  widescreen

people watch this really 90s in ur face up ur a55sport rollerballwith motorcycles androller derby andspotlights andlights andsparks and cr-p

g i joe extreme! extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme!!!

so man guy was onna be the next Wane Gretzky but turn it down to be in rollerball and 1 probably soviet guy has investers for this as blacksaur gives main guy armor to protect his spine from shatterage

so u gotta gi around the track 2x b4 scoring anddo some weird cr-p 1st andthrow it at these thngs to make the sparks fly and theres betting on it like all sports

like in soccer they bet if that devlved guy is gonna bite anyone again

o the main gy scores and they have him drnk orange cr-pon camera to sponsor it and the game goes on and they bust each other around as the money comes rolling in

1 guy grabs a chicks a55 and she slugs him and they dvolve into a fight and i think shes a frenchie, whch explains her b--ching out

a huge mongolian dude coems in weearing a daemon mask and main guy is told by blackasaur to stay away from him cuz he dont feel cr-p

2 chicks have crazy red masks like the guy/girl from GRavion with huge b00bs mizuki tachibana or maybe angel blade wth huge b00bs hazuki tachibana and they score

1 guys helmet comes off and gets his head mashed in by an emnemy team guy with a metal sphere and the tv guys strt the replay after the enemies knocked off his helmet

main guy sees the guy who wasted his homie andraces around the arena as others join in anda ban plays

theres a number of the global rating and it keeps going up like the power level in dbz/saint seiya

the game goes on a dthe guys beat each other aroun and i think the headbuster is beat down and main guy got a goal

aftet the 1st game we're 27 mins in anda reporter asks if blackasaurs mom is a crack wh-re and he sez shes a pediatritain

in the change room this frenchie player sez hes the rabbit and talks to gravin chick but she ain into him cuz hes a frenchie and lower evolved

theres a chick with her nips out and 1 guy shows his parts to a guy offscreen and afte that the main guy and blackasaur go out driving car like a fast and furious movie but not really brain damaged, only partly brain damaged

main guy sees sime guy in a trench coat being slapped after nearing a guy and they o to a club with busty chicka in right low cut cops i mean tops

1 chick gets a number tattooed on her facecuz face tattoos totally dont make you look like a malcontent

1 guy sez iys rough his freind got his head mushed and main guy sez its the game and 1 guy sez main guy makes more than him

the guys look over the helmet and it was cut in the chin strap and main guy goes to make a stink as bl;ackasaur follows

they mee the guy i though was soviet but is reall a frenchie from godzilla and he sez, hay hay my homie, and shows him an invester from montana

he reveals the chinstrtap was cut and frecnhie sez he swears that its good or hhe didnt know or w/e and main guy goes out for a fast drive at night while on a speaker phone with soem scuzzy guys

he goes to a gym and sees a chick working out w/o a top andshe takes out the cameras and is shadowed over so we dont see her nips

they b0ne in an industrial area and he wants to b0ne in a bed one day and her name is auror like the chick in robotech before the retcon

he wants her to come out of the shadows and she dont wanna andhe sez the helmet was cut and she sez THEY knew and planned it with 4 cameras following him and wanted him wasted for views

alo aurora has a scar over her face by the eye and looks bada55

later they ae ou and a buncha malcontents coem around thrashing tyhe place and burnign cars and p;aces and she saves him from it and from using a cellhphone they can track him on

they go to a slummy apartment and this guy attacks em and main guy beats him broken boned

the next day he comes bakc and sed he was partying andsome eutotrash guy sez "w found ur car, r u all right?" and he asks if he was followed

blackasaur sez they keep things statu quo, they play to win and if its too f'd they walk

later tney go to another game wit all these people there anda big show of dancers an lights and sparks and action 52 and the peopledrive their own cars as a rock band plays

they play against these knigt armored gys and win and frenchie guy gets his irish up and goe on a tirades agianst a guys saying he'd ice his whole fam

another game gors and these metal skull mask dudes do something and the game devolves into a riot and brawling the audience

main guyis unpleased that they are resorting to sacrificing people to get ratings and blackasuar sez its only a matter of time until it happened andtake the money and go with it

1 show has slipknight i mean slip knot and scar chick sez they found someone with something but i missed it and main guy sez to blackasaur the gameplan

as the game starts blacakasur asks if main guy wears his spine protector and frdcnhie boss gets his irish uo and slabps a gaijin and b--ches like a fenchie

in a mototcycle race scar chick is slugged off and a guy cuts the fuel line and retur5ns it to her but then drops a smoke and lights the fuel(which mythbusters proved dont work) and blacakaiser pulls her off as she nearly blows and the bike rols and goes up in a fireball

in the hspital frenchie boss meets blackasaur whos are both smiles and cheer and frecnhington sez main guy was made a star by him

later scar scich comes in as a sand dancer and brings incr-p to help em get to the ussr like snow den or the chick bi den b0ned woc with out consent and main guy wants scarchick to go with em but she dont

they dtive offb in nght vision and blackasaur sez not to attack frenching as hes too big and xeadly like back door billy who serves the gates of h-ll or zuckerskin and his ai cr-p

these guys attack em in the deert at night in cars and its a ar fight like speed racer

they beat em out and dri9ve off on a motorcycle after busting te enemy cr-p mobiles on a trck and drive 120 miles per hours(mles prowler known as tails) on a non offroad bike

the baddz follow em and are gaining but nt weight in the a55 like onlyfans and instagram models 

so the baddz wee in flying vehicles or w/e and evenually the good guys fall dowb a hill ad go on a freeway butthe badds fie at em and i think known em off

the bridge is going up and blackaaur is wounded and wants him to leave him but wait, i think its the other wayand blacaaiare drives over the bridge and makes itbut is snipeed as he gets to the checkpoint with i think a bazooka

once again, the black guy saufices hmself to save the white virgin, but herw hes a butt virgin

so frencasaur has main guy and offers him a chance to play and this gajin who was slapped sez cr-p i can hardly hear with his prissy sissy voice

frenchie le fruit offers main guy a chance to work in da mines and i think some other cr-p butmain guy wants part of the action with the media rights and gambling and i think frenchomite agrees and he wantsi think scarcgick trades to another team and not iced

frenchdomight is p-ssed and wants scarscik and main guy iced and he plans to have e dne in the match tonght

on the w to the arena a gaijin asks if hes ok sing his accident and whee blackasur is and he sez hes hard to hurt and  dont answe the 2nd question

th announcer sez blackasaur was crppled by malaria on an archelogical dig and mainguy sez he plays to get him to send auroa awa 

aurora is in the chane room realing only body armor with gaps and sees guys w=with dedly weapons, or lethal wepons, maybe 4 of em

other teams were transferreed in for this match and we see all hese mad max/the warriors wannabees come in as announcer sez main guy was recovering from a rck climbing accident and came back 4 da love of da game

main guy is told to play and she'd be off but announcer sez theres new rules, no penaltes or rules so you an ice guys if you want

mortal mkombat

main guy seeaz chick he b0ned and plays but she fights him to get on da ground and tell him to gtfo bt he dont wanna

theres brutal beats and the main guys coach wants a time out but main guy is wearing a spine protecter and his team mats get iced

main guy sez he'd give em a show abd gets beat on until gaijin  cuts the sattelite feed and the tea mmbers dont wanna play and 1 guy goes on the stands and cals it out

some one caps the guy andthe people stand up to the elites and cheer for main guy

as main guy scates lo another guy doesa leap andmain guy hits his legs so his hed busts on the stand ramp

main guy goes around the staduiand throws themetal bal through the glass into frenchies face hen jumps in da glass room and beats the guards b4 they cap him as if ur in 20idh feet u can take aguy out b4 he can pull and use his firearm

frenchuea gers a big gun but main guy blocks with a metal stool abd bats him dead as the game devoves into a beat out

gaijin has the keys to this thing frenchie wanted and ulla a gun to make main guy work for him but main guy uses frenchies shot gun to end him

so the game ends with a riot.massacre and love interxt scarred chik heps main guy get out and its implied they are gonna b0ne and started a revolution synchron in attack mode

then credits to 00s music

sound guy david stanke

ll cool j's hairguy; fred rogers

digital artit joe jackman, lik joejack in king of the hill?

the end

that was pretty cool

good action and music

the acting was a bit wooden but i've heard far worse

good filming and yeah the siting was a bit f'd but its an enjoyable time

its a simple story of sports gone bad and can be applied to real life like politics or media or w/e

its a fun movie and w/e everyone hated in this, i didnt see

its an action movie so it puts the action 1st, like romance movies dint put horror qst

this movie is pretty cool and i think was fun and entertaining

i liked this one

It might not be a meaningful epic like Gone With The Wind or Birth Of A Nation but its not trying to be

It entertains and I had a good time with it

I watched this cuz its rated one of the worst movies ever but I gave it a fair chance and didn't hate it

For Rollerball 2 I want it to be about the fall of rollerball leading to the fall of the slum countries and economy and how society in the cr-ppy ones gradually devolves until the good oes have enough of their cr-p and nuke em. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes tg16, atari jaguar and gba where 1 player is the main guy and player 2 is the chic he b0ned and you wail on gaijin and slummers and junkies and various animals who have more rights than humans and gaijin and get to the docks o escape the last slum country they fight their way through to get to  the sea efore its nuked.

Tuesday, March 5, 2024

Sailor Moon S The Movie Review

 Note: I spell like a n90s teen on caffeen and leen

Sailor Moon S The Movie

This is ore samma no review on Sailor Moon S The Movie Hearts In Ice from thwe distant future year to osamu tezuka of 1994(the year Sonic 3 and knickles came out and Castelvania Bloodlines and Contra Hard corps)

its drectet by Hiroki Shibata whodid Cutey Honey Flash/Digimon Adventure/Digimon Adventure 02/Digimon Frontier/Digimon Fusion/Digimon Tamers(which was gay and emo like evangelion and tennessee wilians)/ragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon R/Sailor Moon S/Sailor Moon S: The Movie/Sailor Moon Sailor Stars/Sailor Moon SuperS/Sailor Moon SuperS: The Movie/Transformers: Super God Masterforce/Ultimate Muscle/Zatch Bell(which had big boin)

It stars Kotono Mitsuishi from Cardcaptors/Cyber City Oedo 808/Dragon Half(Which was fun)/xcel Saga/Fatal Fury 2: The New Battle/Fullmetal Alchemist/Fullmetal Alchemist: The Movie - Conqueror of Shamballa/Ghost Stories/Gorillaman/Mobile Suit Gundam Seed/Monster Rancher(She was Pixy?!)P/okémon/Pokémon 2000/Pokémon: Mewtwo Returns/Sailor Moon Crystal(he inferior version) Moon/Samurai Pizza Cats/Urotsukidōji II: Legend of the Demon Womb/Variable Geo/Voogie's Angel/Wedding PeachZatch Bell, Rica Fukami from Digimon Frontier/M.D. Geist II - Death Force(She was Vaiya?!)/across Plus/aruto/New Cutey Honey/Pretty Cure/Sailor Moon/Transformers: Super God Masterforce/Wedding Peach/Yu-Gi-Oh!, Michie Tomizawa  from Black Lagoon/Case Closed/Cutey Honey Flash/Oira Sukweban OAV/One Piece/Sailor Moon/(The) Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross/Vampire Hunter D/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!/Zillion: Burning Night, Aia Hisakawa from Valis II/the 00s Beyblade/Bleach/Cardcaptors/Devil Hunter Yohko/Dragon Ball Super movies/Dragon Ball Z/Eureka Seven/Excel Saga/Garzey's Wing/Godannar/Mobile Fighter G Gundam/New Dominion Tank Police/Ninja Scroll the showe/Pokémon 2000 - The Movie/Pokémon: Mewtwo Returns/Puni Puni Poemy/Sailor Moon/Slayers Excellent/Tenjho Tenge/Transformers: Victory/Voogie's Angel, Emi Shinohara  from Sailor Moon/Kekko Kamen ovas(which were great and fun)/Cyber City OEDO 808/Ninja Scroll/Genocyber/Daigunder/Outlanders/the 00s Beyblade/Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Keko Han from Cutey Honey Flash/Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora/Monster Rancher/One Piece/Pokémon/Pokémon 2000 - The Movie/Sailor Moon/Saint Seiya, Chiyoko Kawashima from The Demonic Beast Front ova/Fist of the North Star/Maya the Bee/Sailor Moon/Saint Seiya/Superbook, Eiko Masuyama from Cutey Honey Flash/Cutie Honey/Devilman/Lupin III, Kae Araki from Marvel vs Capcom 2/Cardcaptors/Case Closed/Digmon The Movie//Digimon Adventure 02/Digimon Frontier/Medabots/Mobile Fighter G Gundam/Mobile Suit Gundam Wing/Monster Rancher/Pokémon/Sailor Moon/Slayers Try/Voogie's Angel/Wedding Peach/Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Masako Katsuki from Dragon Ball Xenoverse/Apocalypse Zero/Art of Fighting/00s Astro Boy/Jushin Liger/Bleach/Case Closed/Crying Freeman/Cutey Honey Flash/Demon Beast Invasion/Digimon Tamers/Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei/Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball GT/Fist of the North Star/Fist of the North Star 2/Genocyber/Gungrave/Inuyasha/Iron Virgin Jun/Lily C.A.T./Mad Bull 34/Naruto/Ninja Scroll tv and movie/One Piece/P=nty & Stocking with Garterbelt/Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl/Pokémon//Pokémon Advance/Pokémon Chronicles/Pokémon XY & Z/The R=eman/Sailor Moon/Shaman King/Super Dragon Ball Heroes/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!, Masami Kikuchi from 3x3 Eyes/Astro Boy the 00s ver/Beyblade: Shogun Steel/Daigunder/Digimon Adventure/Digimon Adventure 02/Digimon Adventure/Digimon Frontier/Digimon Fusion/Digimon Tamers/Digimon: The Movie/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Super: Broly/Kama Sutra OVA/Mazinger Z: Infinity/Mobile Fighter G Gundam/Pokémon/Sailor Moon SuperS/Saint Seiya\Samurai Pizza Cats/Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie/Urotsukidōji IV: Inferno Road/Wedding Peach/Zatch Bell, Megumi Hayashibara from 3x3 Eyes/the 00s Astro Boy/Cardcaptors The Movie/Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei/Dragon Ball Z/Go Nagai World/Hello Kitty/Jungle de Ikou!/Macross Plus/Neon Genesis Evangelion/One Piece/Pokémon/Pokémon 2000/Pokémon 3/Pokémon 4Ever/Pokémon Chronicles/Pokémon Heroes/Pokémon the Movie: Genesect and the Legend Awakened/Pokémon the Movie: I Choose You!/Pokémon the Movie: Kyurem VS. The Sword of Justice/Pokémon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life/Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys/Pokémon: Jirachi Wish Maker/Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew/Pokémon: Mewtwo Returns/Pokémon: The First Movie/Ranma ½/Samurai Pizza Cats/Shaman King/Slayers/Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Megumi Ogata from Mega Man zero 1 2 and 3, Mega Man X, Apocalypse Zero/ardcaptors/Case Closed/Dragon Ball Z/Ghost Stories/Neon Genesis Evangelion/Power Stone/Sailor Moon/Mew Mew Power/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!, Toru Furuya from Bleach/Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z/One Piece/Pokémon: Black and White/Pokémon: Black and White: Rival Destinies/Pokémon: The First Movie/Sailor Moon/Saint Seiya/Samurai Pizza Cats/Super Dragon Ball Heroes, Yasuhiro Takato from Beyblade: V-Force/Case Closed/Cutey Honey Flash/Digimon Adventure/Digimon Frontier/Digimon Fusion/Digimon Tamers/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Fatal Fury 2: The New Battle /Fullmetal Alchemist/Fullmetal Alchemist: Chibi Party/Fullmetal Alchemist: Premium Collection/Fullmetal Alchemist: Seven Homunculi VS State Alchemists/Fullmetal Alchemist: The Movie - Conqueror of Shamballa/Hetalia - Axis Powers/Mobile Suit Gundam Seed/Pokémon/Sailor Moon/Slayers Excellent/Ultimate Muscle/ Zatch Bell, Mariko Onodera  from Sailor Moon S/ Tomohisa Aso from Grandia II/Star Fox 64/Super Smash Bros. Melee/the 00s Astro Boy/BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad/Beyblade/Daigunder/Digimon Fusion/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F'/Duel Masters/Eureka Seven/Fullmetal Alchemist/Fullmetal Alchemist: The Movie - Conqueror of Shamballa/Inuyasha/Ultimate Muscle/Mon Colle Knights/Monkey Magic/New Fist of the North Star/One Piece/Pokémon Advance/Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Crystal/Shaman King/Sonic X/Witch Hunter Robin/New Cutey Honey/Sailor Moon, Yasunori Masutani  from Soul Calibur 2/Bakugan Battle Brawlers: Gundalian Invaders/Daigunder/Digimon Adventure/Digimon Frontier/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods/Flint: The Time Detective/M.D. Geist/New Cutey Honey/One Piece/Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Crystal/Sailor Moon S/Super Dragon Ball Heroes/Transformers: Energon/Ultimate Muscle/Witch Hunter Robin/Zatch Bell, Yoshiyuki Kouno from Digimon Fusion/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball GT: A Hero's Legacy/Dragon Ball Z/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Inuyasha/One Piece/Sailor Moon/Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yuko Nagashima from BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad/Fatal Fury: Legend of the Hungry Wolf/Mobile Suit Gundam Seed/Naruto/Sailor Moon/Variable Geo/Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer

I saw this like once but i prefer the R movie with darians yaoi bara buddy but my gf wants me to do this one

it starts with an icy comet comming to eathr and thsi ice chick on it whos probably got pointy hard nips wanting the earth

on da urth this dude  whos not dr tomoe in Sailor Moon eason Three sees it land nd goes out to find it and its a purple glowing metero

the title and opening song with the sailor scout going shopping and doing girly things that fit their personality

also its in bright 90s colors and widescreen

so the news sez theres a chick astronaught going up to the moon and serena wants to go there but her cat sez she otta focis on her winter break fron school

her magic takking cat is sick and probablyu has cat aids nd walks home alone sounding runk and her butt buddy cat belonging to mina is consrntedd

what about hercules from the rainbow crystal arc?

so luna the cat with aids spazes out in the road and  thsi ferarri mustang coems for her but not tomoe saves her an she wakes up inhis place nakes as shes a cat and hes caring for her

the next day she wakes up better and sees he was up all night taking care of her and shes moved

remember when darien saved herfrom becoming street piza?

so the sailor bimbos are worried of whee the cat went and thnk serena did some cr-p to herand it devolved to raye bickering with srrena until minas cat gets em to look for her

not tomoe feeds luna and his gf comes by a dis malcontent as shes back in japan and when he sez he saw an ice comet and named it rincess kaguya after the historical legendshe sez nasa didnt say sh-t opf it

he shows her the comet and it has magic energy but shes b--chy over him believeing in a goddess on the oon anddespite being a highly reganred high awarded phd junkie he believes in the supernatural

after her b--ching hes not feeling well and tells her to go but she sez she took a week off from nasa the national assiciation of spreadng aids and cam to here from America

she goes and listens to hi talk to una who dont speak but makes sounds and he gets he the name luna cuz of her mark on her head

he goes on bout the pirincess of the moon and princess laguya from the bamboo cutters story and gf leaves

luna is gay form this human and as ths is sailor moon, we have various romance including inbred and interespeces and queer and gender issues

alo season 4 ha rini wanting to b0ne a horse

so princess ice chick sends snow dameons or uyokai or w.e to earth and they freeze the people so the sailor scouts tranform and fight it as the outer thre uranus neptune and pluto tran sform and take it out

also the sailor scouts were teen in the earty 90s, so they;d be born in the late 70s, so their rents would be in the 40s/50s, so their grandparents would be in WW2 Japan slaying gaijin and maruta

theres more than 1 and the inner 4 scouts fight as Mina blows off its arms like hokuto no ken and it keeps comming and the others finish it

Serena and Rini transform after doijg the look over there thing to get away from the monster and do their speech but the onster does the pokemon move doubel team and spinds around em to make em dizzy

after guessing the wrong one and dropping her sceptor to dodge an attack, santa comes in on his sleigh but its on a blimp and santa is really darien as tuxedo mask

Serena uses her Season three attack and theres a lot of stock footage in thsi film and wastes the snow thing an th people unfreeze and go back to their lives

snow chick wants this crystal cuz its always a crystal thats on earth and was banished to space for some reason andnow wants revenge

the cyrstal the not totmoe found is growing and making him pained and luna worries but goes bakc to serena and tells of the comet

at the temple they go over the facts and find there no evidence ofthe comet on amy's computer or anythign and eat cooked yams in a fire of leaves

luna comes back to the not tomoe and wonders looked up what diseesae the guy had while wanting to take care of him and wishes to be human

serena is comforted by dartien over her issues and luna sees and has feelings but hay, a lot of guys b0ne cats

at night serena gets ready for bed and luna asks what she talks of with dairen and she asks what a kiss is like and luna seems aroused

when serena sleeps luna opens a jar of rose pedals or womb lining and dumps it on her and goes bakc to not tomoewho se he wanted to be an astronaught as a kid but his gf is living that dream

thinkn g of how serena said darien looked innocent while sleepingshe looks at him and has an interspecies kiss, adn if the sailor starlights can change gender, then its ok for us to make out with pets

later the chicks talk of luna being in love and mina tris ti downplay it cuz her cat is gay for lina but the chicks dotn get the hint

the chicks talk of ideas of beingin love and to be in love, myust be the sweetest feeling, that a girl can feel, wait thats robotech

so snow chickuses ice magic on da urth andTHEY will probably say its global warming making it cold and luna goes off and avoids minas cat as serena follows and sees the guy and his gf bickering over how she oly sees the moon as an item in spqace and he has felling and they are 2 different to get along

she zez she never felt the magic of the moon princess and he tells her to gtfo and crys over a picture of em

lina goes out andsez not tomoe is hiding his disease from he randdriving her off to avoid the pain she'd feel when he goes to h e double soviet korea

luna crys over wanting to do more but is only a cat and dont get him as her lover

pincees ice chick goes tohis room and finds the cyrstsl got stronger from his life enerygy or ki as we say in dbz and he thinks its the snow princess kauya

she likes the name and wants to freeze the earth like mr freeze in batman and roin or the penguin in batman returns

she throes the gem in the sea and minas cat ez he know of a legend of an evil crystal comming to earth and only the silver crystal can stop it

serena goes full bimboand tells gf of not tomoe to delay the moon mission as therss a comet and an ice chick from space will freeze it but she dont wanna hear that unscientiffic cr-p and drives off

who would think a science follower wouldnt belive some blonde teen?

so luna wants to give not tomoe hope by showing him princess kagyua like a kid meeting kane hodder in the burn ward and raising his spirits to get him through the operation, bus shes a cat

the planet temp goes down andice dancers freeze people but it dont kill em andthe outer scouts uranus neptune and pluto come in on her ice castle that grew from the salt water sea and fight em on ic in high heels

the ice b--ch sends more snow dancers at em and they keep beaitng em but they otta bust the generator as they keep comming

the inner 4 scouts come in anduse ther magic attackswith ore stock footage from the 0s show as lina i mean lunagoes back to not tomoeand finds him wandering the frozen city rambling of the pincres kaguya

1 by 1 the scouts fall but serena shows up as Sailo Moon and ice m=nips tells of her plan to freeza da urth hut serena gives a friendship speech of why its bad

luna finds not tomoe in the snow and serna uses the pruity chalice to go super sailro moon and this p-sses off the ice pincesswho attacks as serena attacks and the blacts counter each other but her second blast nails serena

icy nips wants a frozen world and serena wants to save the wrold from being frozen over and uses the silver crystal which might kill her

danien and rini come in and darian holds off the snow dancers and the other sailor scouts and rini use their powrrs to boost serenas and both serena and ice nips fire  beem of ki that clashes

we get glimpses of natue like hokuto no ken before the nucular holocost or dnaz when gokus powering up his genki dama and serwana overpowers te ice chick with a beam that goes to space and nukes her ice comet

while she still has powwrs, she wishes for luna to be human for 1 night andi guess shes part namek like ssjbrian9 and her wish comes true and lina digvolves like gatomon nt o a naked chick but not a blonde like angewomon and she looks liek catzi meets nehelaania and takes him on an excellent advenutee around the outer atmosphere andsez she princess kaguya

his gf seez em fly byand una human zez he has to live and welcome back his real princess from space

he realizes its luna and wakes up in the snow andthis thing onle seemed to last a few mins or a sec at the speed of thought and serena falls

at the airp0rn i mean irport gf comes bakc andsez to an intervier she sae the princess on the moon and they laugh thnkig its a joke

spioler, asteonaughtd wwere icesd for revealing what THWY saw out there

so she reunites with not tomow  and are happy as she blows off reporters and not with her mouth like chichi does for goku

luna and mina's cat reunite and we getb a loving song like something outta Don Bluth  but Japanese

The end

that was pretty good

nice side stopry to the series and has some good moments

good feels with luna wanting to help that guy and good romance

the action is well done and its quite well animated with good music and syle

I prefer the Sailor Moon R moive as it had more feels and a better flowing story like a longer episode but this wasn't bad

it actually based lightly on a manga side story of Sailor Moon

i listened to the japanese voices and subbed on PlutoTV and its pretty good

i grew up with the 90s dub of sailor moon and had some good times with it

it had some darker moments but still had a lighter atmosphere wiith watercolor backgrounds and brighty shades

kinda like Robotech but more 90s

the show hd a big impact on me and looking back, the 90s version holds up as the remake thats closerr to the manga is more bland and has less heart and life

its quicker to get through but much of the filler in the 90s anime gave extra oomph to the side characters, like molly and nephlite or mina wanting her heart crystal sought or the coming apocalypse in season three and sense of doom

this movie was pretty good and shows why the 90s saior moon was the best

For Sailor Moon S The Movie II I want it to be following the couple from the 1st movie but the gov is after em for knowing of civilizations on the moon, also they get the aid of the sailor scouts who take on the gov and use their powers to counter their forces which are revealed to be woetking for a fallen angel group trying to lead humanity to ruin. also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as up to 4 sailor scouts and fight gov guys and daemons and genestic mutations made by em and take on the fallen ngels who own it as the final boss. Also its in the sailor stars arc and after the fall of galaxia and you can use any of the sailor scouts even the bad guy who bit it in stars as they were revived by the w/e it was at the end andeven tuxedo mask as a fighter and the amazon quartette.