Where The Breakers Roar Review

Note: My keyboard is cr-ppying out on a few eys so i spell lie cr-p, but i edit it to try to fix at tims

Where The Breakers Roar

This is my review on Where The Breakers Roar from the distant future year to George Washington who fiouht the Frenches and Indians of 1908(20 years before my grandma was bon in whats sometimes Poland)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint

It stars Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/The Black Viper, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party, Edward Dillon (deelon! yoo sun nova b-=ch! clap!!) from The Mothering Heart/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance 1916/America 1924/Sherlock Holmes 1932/Deceived Slumming Party, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement, Guy Hedlund from Romance of a Jewess, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint, Marion Leonard(Ancestor of Anatole Leonard in Robotech?) from The Gibson Goddess, Mack Sennett from a lot, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement.

i never saw tis befoe but wanna getr to 100 reviews befoe the year ends so here i go

after title we see a sidewalk of tiles with people on a swinging bench and some chicks in white going by

why do all the chicks wear white in these?? as it fashion? or some bible thing?

bench chic gets a present from 1 walking an other go by and greet bench chick

they all leave and 1 woman i dont recognize a the top of the screen was dark, either film damage or clever editing, and by a grassy hill with a ton in the background

she meets a guy in a White hat lie sort of a safari thing but latter and he seems to be into her possible wanting to b0ne

the other people come by and go and the couple goes another way

by the insane asylum this guy looing like a not fat roscoe arbuckle is being brought in by 2 guys but beats em out and takes 1 guys gun before running off

the guys chase him and we see a guy in a dark coat by a stone castle like building, possibly the asylum but might be an olde worlde building destroyed to cover the REAL past, wait i think is the mental patient with the un and they changed his outfit

the guys chase him and he hides by the road as a guy comes by an puts down a big thing like wood or meat or w/e i cant tell

mental patient beats the guy out and takes a blade from somewhere and beats him but don't shank him and goes off

elsewhere the group and couple go into a building for i think for a celebration

they get into 1800s swimware an go in the water at the beach as the waves splash their feet and legs

then a giant squid reaches in and tears em apart with is long uncut tentacles

jk really theres poles in the sand and not the Slavic type but made of wood and not the male organ type and with rope with flags on it for safety things or w/e

the couple is out of the water and on the sand with a black umbrella and they grow closer with almost hand holding which is too hot for 190x

a chic comes by and so does the group and they brin m back to the sea and dump em in

the main chick runs an goes by a hill with a look across the sea with what looks like a lighthouse o an obelisk or building which would be interesting in the 1900s when they have hose and buggy guys

the guys chase her and the guy she likes in after em and after him i think is the maniac from the nut house

he looks like in silhouette but it might be the film quality

she gets to a boat an the maniac i think gets her and they maybe go off i it but its more implied and it seems hes stabbing her up or waving the blade on it

hay it predicted the 2020s with gaijin attacking locals

she falls but isn't dead as i guess the knife didnt get her and he rows out as she gets up and spazzes about

the crowd gets a boat by the shore and someone goes in it and chases and its a few people

they chase the maniac and catch up to him and i think 1 fires a gun as we see a smoke puff

they get to him and the boats go offscreen and they get the girl to shore and she's spazzed out like she got attacked by gaijin in soviet England

the end

that was interesting

a love tory and a horror thin mixed

it gets it done straight to it with no fluff but if made tpday would flesh out the relationship and parts of he maniac

good acting and he maniac gives a good distressed face

if make today he'd have some weird backstory like his creepy uncle b0ned him or someting

he dont really harm people, just kinda wigs out

nowadays they'd have him be oppressed or something

good building romance of the couple and there's no title cards

Huh the writer also did The Adventures of Dollie and The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch

they got similar things to em

but i liked this one and its like when some maniac pulls a knife on  bus and he cops send him to h e double 3rd world

this one was good

glad i saw it

for Where The Breakers Roar 2 I want he maniac to be trated in the hospital and we get a therapist talking with him over his disgruntled past and we see how he dealt with people being mean to him and he snapped. Also its an 8 bit Zelda like game on Sega Master System and Game Gear, NES and Game Boy, TG16, Atari Jaguar And I Mean 7800 And Lynx where you play as the guy fighting manifestations o his trauma and redoing his past memories to overcome it y beating these freeky frroooty monsters based on people who wronged him to cure his issues and get over it.

Betrayed By A Handprint Review

Note; I spell bad but a few eys on my keybopard are f ing out

Betrayed By A Handprint

This is my review on Betrayed By A Handprint from the ditant ite year to Abraham of 1908(10 years before ww1 ended)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party

It stars Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement,  Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party, Kate Bruce from The Tender Hearted Boy(Which I never saw but is a kind heart softening title)True Heart Susie/Way Down East/The House Of Darkness/The Unchanging Sea/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady, Gene Gauntier from Ben Hur 1907, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement, and Mack Sennett rom a lot

i never saw this but I've been doing thr 1908 Gofiths and this is the earliest made one i didn't do i can find online

after title card we see a chick not getting along with people at the party and spazzing out or writhing a bit

a woman comes in and the dames look at a possibly black guy doing handprints on a white thing

is that racist? he beta males will find a way to think so

this woman gets attention from a guy and main chick dont like it but he goes an she fakes being nice then leaves

in her room main chick walks around for a bit and woman in her room takes of her necklace the guy seemed to like and pouts it in a desk

after getting into a nightgown offscreen an she's kinda chubby but not that much, she goes to bed as guys like hefty women

main chickgets into her white jammies and sneaks around outside by the windownand into the woman's room not womb

she crawls up her a55 and starts controlling her like a power armor suit to make her dance sexy and guys wanna try b0ning her

jk really she takes the necklace after searching or it

i like how shes got long hair like anti soviet Lillian gish

woman wakes up and main chic hides but goes back 2 bed and she sneaks bac out da window to her room

she look at the necklace and laughs and celebrates and spazzes out cuz women can be emotional and i think does something to it

wait she carves out a hole in he soap and hides it in it and puts another spoap half on it to keep it secret

never use soap, its made of unclean animal fat, its not needed, and don't use deodorant, that stuff is poison, like antiperspirant. besides, guys like women with a hot smell, its exotic, like Mexican food, and smells like it too. spicy exotic women with a nice scent

woman gets up and puts on a robe and shoes and finds the window open and her cr-p gone

she wigs out a looks all over for it and i think she's got a bald spot

he gets paper with the handprints and calls or help

main chick gets dressed and woman comes in and the camara tilts and footage gets kinda f'd

they bicker and devolve into a fight and the soap falls and splits so the necklace comes out

Also the main chick has kind of a bald spot

she gets it and sees the main chick took it and main chick spazzes out like a spazz having a spasm and woman don't fall for her cr-p and storms out

main chick is f'd now and is on her hands and knees like will happen in prison when they get the broom

later main chick i mean woman comes out looking thicc with a black belt on her waist to make her hips/buns loo bigger

she's got a pretty big a55, it bulges out behind her and slopes

guys come down and main chick comes in and shakes hands with her and leaves but she pulls her back

she pulls out a knife and jams it into her over and over as she wiggs out an dies

jk thats Europe after the gaijin got in

REally she gives her money and is nice to her and she meets a guy and goes with him to probably get b0ned

the end

that was pretty good

surprized its starring chicks, which was rare bac then i think

good acting but overdone like 1900s often does

good twists and filming

no title cards only told with visual

i liked it

it does a good job telling its tale

glad i saw this one

For Betrayed By A Handprint 2 I want the main chick to team up with the woman to be detectives and use their combined smarts and sills to track a girl stealing jewels from families and use clues they find to figger out who did it and her location. Also its an 8 bit game like that Phantasy Star Adventure thing on Sega Master System and Game Gear, NES and GB, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you find clues in a German expressionist sci fi city before THEY got rid of the Olde Worlde Buildings and use advanced tech to face the crooks goons and her at the end.

Game Reviews Volume 39 From 2025 Part II

The next batch of games I beat. I had to push it to the limit to get this done before 2025 ended so there would be a Part II after I did a Part I a while ago

Just Beat The House of the Dead: Remake on PS4. Its an on rails shooter where you aim with the A Stick and fire with a button to cap zombies. Its a remake of the Arcade game I played in the 90s and on my best run made it half way in the 1st level once. Its 4 levels and you can buy continues with points when you bite it from enough hits. You can save scientists who can give items like extra health or a key card to access things. The graphics are good and remade for new things in widescreen. Its got good gore and the music is nice. It plays mostly well but took some getting use to with moving the Crosshairs around. I find keeping em in the upper middle of the screen is good for Headshots. There's background to break with gunfire and I didn't try it but saw you can use other weapons like a crossbow. There's only 4 levels and I did beat it in under an hour, but its an arcade game so it works. The acting and animation on the humans is kinda weird but fits the style. The last level has 2 bosses from before and there's multiple endings based on score. I bit it 17X and the game keeps track on your player stats and there's also 2 player co op. Its a pretty fun quick romp and I wanted to go to the Theatre and instead of seeing a movie, spend the money on tokens and plow through it. But the Theatre I played it on got rid of it years ago. There's a Horde mode I never tried and you can change the controls and such in menu. Glad I finally did this one. Its good action and fun. Oh and you can choose how fast to reload and it kinda does it automatically. And I hear there's a PSmove thing to use as a light gun but the Controller works fine.

Just beat Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia on 2DS. Its a remake of Fire Emblem Gaiden on Nes and you play a side story to the 1st game where you go around a map and can go back and around. You do battles on the grid like Shining Force and equip items like Swords and Rings to get new abilities if you fight with em enough. You get Exp and after 100 level up and can change classes or upgrade at Shrines to this goddess. There's Dungeons in a 3rd person view where you can break things with a sword and attack foes in the open to get the edge in battle mode. In Dungeons is Fatigue that lowers your Max HP if you fight too much but can be healed by offering things to the shrine or eating food you find. You can make money and upgrade items but don't really buy things. I was worried of the Dungeon levels but I liked em. Its voiced and has good graphics and music but the grid battle is hard to tell who's what and guys blend in to the ground. There's Terrain that adds to defense or evasion and certain characters can give bonus's to others in battle by being next to em, as shown by an ! above em when selected. There's a Turnwheel that can rewind the game but needs to be recharged by offering the right thing at the shrine. It can be used a number of times but each use can be any number of moves back I think. There's a Casual Mode which revives iced guys and a Classic that keeps em dead. There's Normal or Hard modes but I did Casual and Normal. The story is quite good but I find I forget the story to Fire Emblem Games often. There's a spell Invoke to summon Ghost Soldiers and various healing spells. In Dungeons you can only have 10 guys and choose which you want. Each guy can hold 1 item and changing it prevents em from using its abilities. Some Abilities and spells cost HP. 1 boss Jeddah blocks all but the 4th 8t 12th ect attack you do and took a bit to beat. Its a good game and ha's a Post Game connecting to Fire Emblem Awakening I didn't do. Glad I did this.

Just beat Wiz'n'Liz for Genesis on my 2DS. Its a brittish game by Psygnosis where you play as a mage and go through levels to collect Wabbits(NOT Rabbits)and get letters that float from em. After getting enough to spell a brit word, you collect a number of em and can get fruit that floats from em. If you get enough fruit to fill a bar, you get the fruit in the base area. After getting em all, the door opens and you gotta get in then do it 1 or 2 x again to beat the level. You mix 2 fruit in the base to do a spell that there's guides of online and can get a shop to buy/sell fruit. Wabbit levels are on a time limit and once out, you bite it and gotta do the round you're on again. If low on Time, getting a golden disk like Beast Wars floating from a Wabbit gets you 30 seconds You can do mini games based on other games like Arkanoid or Snake or a Chance game of choosing 1 of 3 things to get more Stars(Money)Time or Points(meaningless). You can mix fruit to skip levels but redoing that spell reopens it. You got 3 lives and no Continues but there's Passwords. Holding Start and Press C on BUY for the Shop has things half price. Some levels have Wabbits die if you don't get em and you gotta Re Get the letters, but mixing 2 Onions stops that. Fruit expires after 3 levels so use or Sell it. Some combos get more starts than buying the fruits so you can do that for free stars. There's bosses you fight by dodging their attacks and holding A to ki beam em but no enemies in here. Its ok if you cheat or use a code to get a lot of Stars at the start, but on harder difficulty is kinda unfair. Looking through areas fast for the last guy as time goes. You fight more bosses/levels on higher difficulty but those levels are too unforgiving/not fun. I used a code for the Boss fights to beat em 1 by 1 and did it on Normal with tricks. You move fast but there's momentum. Start Pause, A has you drop through platforms and B/C Jumps. Glad I did it but probably won't play it again.

Just beat Puyo Puyo 2 for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a puzzle game where you move falling pairs of beans in colors and when 1 lands, another comes. You gotta match 4 or more touching  directly next to each other in any pattern, as long as they connect, and they vanish. After they go the remaining beans above em fall and if 4 or more link, they vanish too and it does a combo and any beans above it fall and so on til there's none to fall, then new beans come. The more combo's you do, the more gray beans fall on the opponents side that only go when 4 or more beans next to em link. you go on til the screen of 1 player fills up and the middle left column in their side has no open space to drop beans. You get points for doing it quick and combos so you wanna do the round really long or really quick games to build points or get the time bonus. You use points as Experience and after you get enough, you go on to the next level in the tower and it gets faster or harder. If you beat all the opponents without enough points to advance, you face an elephant guy and if you don't got enough points after that, the game ends. If you clear the screen you get a bonus. You got unlimited continues so keep trying til you get good or lucky and even if you're about to lose, the foe might screw up and fall before you as you are focusing on your own side. The D Pad moves pieces, down makes em fall faster and 1 button rotates it clockwise and the other counterclockwise. The graphics and music is good for 8 bit and it plays mostly well but you can pause to get more time to plan your moves as it don't hide the screen. The Green/Yellow and Blue/Purple look kinda close so I mixed em up a bit but sorta got used to it. It can be kinda tough but its a pretty good game. Its by Compile so you know its good. I liked it and its not too long but can be a bit hard. Glad I did this one. In America the 1st one was Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine in America and I liked that one too.

Just beat BlazBlue: Continuum Shift II on 2DS. Its a 2D fighting game with anime like characters by Arc System Works who does good things. You got several attacks with the buttons that you can change and can throw but also rush with double tapping the D Pad left or right and double jump or air dash. There's light and heavy and mid attacks and you can do moves with the D Pad and buttons. There's a super 1 hit kill move with you on round 2 and never lost round 1, and have full life and the foe is low but I never figured out how to do it. You can change the time limit or number of rounds and in the Arcade mode you face 10 guys. I think you got infinite Continue as this is an Arcade port but I only lost once in time. I know little of Blazblue so I used Litchi cuz she's hot and found I'm pretty good with her. I mainly used the move she spins her rod and beat on the foe. There's cutscenes and its voiced in Japanese but written in English. The music, controls, gameplay and graphics are all great like you expect in Arc System Games The text is a bit small and the tutorial has a good sense of humor with its instructions with insults and fun. I tried the Tutorial but it kept saying to press the 4 attack buttons in the right order and used symbols or the moves instead of saying what buttons so after a while I just went to arcade move and beat it. If you do things you get points to spend on in game things but I didn't need to. Overall its a fun game to beat in like an hour. I like all the character the fighters have and how there's a deep story with their relationships. I hear some characters can't double jump or some have a third jump. Its an update to a past BlazBlue game in Arcades and lets you choose to be Player 1 or 2 at the start of going into a mode, which mainly means left or right side. Glad I did this one. Hope to play more of these. Would be nice if you could pause before the match when it counts down so I didn't have to wait for it to start to pause.

Just beat Hook for Game Gear on 2DS. Its a platform game based on the 90s move thats pretty much Peter Pan GT where you play as Robin Williams. Its 2D and 1 button is Jump an the other attacks with a blade but if you get the Sword it fires a Ki Blast. You lose it if hit but it carry's over through levels. You get unlimited Continues but lose the leafs you got that give extra hits. You start with 2 and can get 4 hits max, after that next one kills you and you use a Continue you die with 0 lives left. Tinkerbell floats in set areas with fairy dust spritzing down and if you stand in it, you charge the fly meter. To fly you press the Jump button again in air, maybe hold it, I can't recall, and it slowly burns the fly meter til its out and you fall. The Jumps are like if man walked on the moon and the height is based on how long you hold it. Often you only need you only need to do it to the max and its good. Fruit heals you and here's extra guys around but falling in a pit is death. There's a waterfall level with trippy effects that screws with your eyes and there's 1 autoscroller that's not so bad. Most bosses take 3 hits and some are tricky but can be done. The graphic and music are good and Matt Furniss did well on the music. The controls take some getting used to but its not so bad after a while. It covers the movie well and there's water areas with holding Jump to not sink and move with the D Pad. Its not bad and once you get used to it, is kinda likable. Glad I played this. The last level has a path of spikes you gotta fly over and enemies come so you gotta take a hit, or run outta flying ki and fall on the spikes, but if you got enough extra life leafs its ok. Flying dust don't carry over levels and you can pause. Its by Sony and kinda holds up.

Just beat Shining Force Gaiden - Ensei, Jashin no Kuni e for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a Srpg where you move characters on a grid and fight enemies in 4 chapters with like 20ish missions. Its 20 years after the 1st Shining Force with some kids of the 1st team so this is Shining Force GX. You equip weapons based on class like Knight or Mage and some can cast spells that boost stats, heal or damage. You gotta beat the area boss or all enemies depending on the area and it has a good story that goes into Shining Force Gaiden II. You get Exp for using spells or attacking with the kill hit getting more Exp. After level 10 you can upgrade class but are stronger if at level 20(The max). If a guy dies you can pay gold to revive. If the Hero dies, you go back to the camp and lose 1/2 current gold, but keep all Exp/Items. So even if you lose, you can keep trying and get stronger each time.. Its really forgiving and you can save any time on your turn and reuse that point as much as you want. You can retreat on the Hero turn and redo the fight with all Exp/Items got the last time. Plus there's healing items and rings that boost stats an 1 use items that boost stats permanently. The graphics and music are nice for Game Gear and it plays well. Its the kinda game you get into and wanna keep doing it. Even if it seems long at 1st, it don't feel it when doing. The game is in Japanese only and was ported to Sega CD in Shining Force CD with Gaiden II and 2 extra chapters to extent the story. I can usually tell who's what and can read some Japanese but much is English Words like BaToRu AhKuSu for Battle Axe. Plus I watched a playthrough of the CD game in English to get the story. I like his better than Fire Emblem and like how each of the 1st bunch of Shining Games were connected as parts of a larger saga. Each mission's like 25 mins and I did part II years ago so I know how it goes. This one holds up and I wish Sega still made em like this. Glad I did this one. Most Glad.

Just beat Chuck Rock II: Son of Chuck on my 218 Genesis Games Multicart. Its a platformer where you play as a baby caveman with a club to go through 6 areas to save your dad from Brick Jagger who wants his caveman car factory. 1 button is Jump, 1 is attack and 1 has you climb on your club when held down so enemies go under you. The graphics are fun with many moving parts and somehow got kinda Rotation on the Genesis with waving back/forth things. Some parts you ride animals like a goat you had to jump on something just right to get on. Its got brittish humor thats kinda fun and has a Flintstones thing of advanced ancient tech like THEY wanna keep down. The attack swings a club but you gotta time it or enemies slip through if you spam it. You get 3 lives and 1 Continue but mini games after bosses can get more. After around 3 worlds it gets kinda rough with flamethrower guys and a dark cave level with light by you and enemy eyes moving. The levels ain't so long but can be tricky the 1st time. If you run outta life you stop and whine then gotta jump back up. There's a level skip Code by pausing then B A Right A C Up Down A or Baracuda then pausing and Up+A to Skip a Level or Right+A to Skip a World. You only need to Baracuda once and after game over its still on. I only did it to get back where I fell to save time and not redo levels. The bosses ain't too bad and often you wail on each other til 1 falls. The game boss isn't bad. Some parts you roll on rocks by waling the other way you wanna go but isn't bad. The title screens can't be skipped so you gotta wait. It has charm and heart but after a few levels gets more annoying than fun. Glad I did it. Might not do it again. I like the 90s Caveman style. Its flawed but makes up for it with level skips. The ending with Chuc and his son reuniting is kinda nice and makes up for the rough levels before. Oh and Milk is a life refill, probably from the caveman bimbo wife.

Just beat Cosmo Knight Zion on GBC. Its a platform game like Mega Man but you can wall Jump or slide like Mega Man X and has a look inspired by Saint Seiya/Knights Of The Zodiac. Its made by mexicans on Kickstarter and I had it backed to get the Game Pak Only. The goal was 500 000 pesoes and it made almost 550 000.. A is Jump, B is Attack that fires a punch kinda blast that goes a bit and Start pauses with sprites invisible on it. You can't rapid fire blasts and there's a break between shots so spamming attack won' do it.. Its 5 levels and saves automatically and has Gems you find 3 of each level that opens stuff after the game is beat. If you get a Gem it counts and you keep it even if you reboot but losing all your guys takes em all and you gotta reget em where you 1st got em. It gives extra lives pretty often and beating enemies can drop life, 1ups or if you have armor, a power up that lasts til you get hit. After beating the 1st level you can get armor that blows off if you take too much damage, but not by dying in a pit, and don't return til you get it in a certain place, even on a boss you gotta do it shirtless and can't go back. There's hidden areas and the story is good with kind of a Go Nagai ending and pretty nice graphics and music. The bosses have a pattern that changes after each of its 3 life bars and once you know what to do, is not so rough. It plays well but some parts like the intro you can't skip and you gotta wait. There's 1 save file and doing a new game deletes it. You can do any level you beat again and there's achievements if you wanna do that. I'm glad I helped this get made and it mainly looks like Saint Seiya at the start but kinda does its own thing. You gotta get your game on but its not really unfair, only needing training to learn the patterns. I hope we get a sequel and more of this. Its worth doing.

Just beat Super Fantasy Zone on my 218 Genesis Games Multicart. Its a Shmup you move freely around a looping area and gotta take out all enemy generators. There's various things coming in the same order that try to take you out and if you touch an enemy you both pop. You can buy power ups with money the enemies drop when iced but they go when you bite it and buying another is at a higher price for some each time you get 1. 1 button is the peashooter and the other is the secondary attack that fires every so often when held but in options you can have rapidfire if you wanna(why wouldn't you?!). The last button is a special attack you buy like bac blast or stronger attack but that's limited ammo. If you bite it, you resummon but enemy bases felled stay down and you see the wreckage on the floor. You can turn left or right and the screen can scale up and down by going there. The bosses are usually tough and the 5th level boss I spent like 2 hours on before going to Yugioh and trying again the next day. You gotta stay on the side and it goes in a pattern with going on the sides of the screen then not for a bit but if it changed direction kinda, it does 2 sides. The graphics are nice and colorful and the music is upbeat. Its by Sunsoft so its pretty good and the story kinda wraps up the Fantasy Zone Saga. There's Shops to buy power ups but if you make it to a boss they don't come and you gotta do it without power ups. No life bar like in FZ2 so 1 hit kills and No Continues but I think you can get some. IF you use a 2nd controller and hold Down/Left and press B then Start it opens a code option where P1 A clears the pause screen, B cycles between invincibility, infinite lives, C skips to the next level, and P2 pad has A for full money, B Removes the Pass word text and C wastes all enemies and goes to boss. I used the infinite lives as you need em and level skips to return where I left off. It ends on To Be Continued implying one day a sequel. Glad I did this but its hard.

Deceived Slumming Party Review

Not: I spell better than the slum scum

Deceived Slumming Party

This is my review on Deceived Slumming Party rom the distant future year toAmerican Hero John Wilkes Booth of 1908(80 years or so beofe Violence Jack)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement

It stars Edward Dillon (deelon! yoo sun nova b-=ch! clap!!) from The Mothering Heart/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance 1916/America 1924/Sherlock Holmes 1932, D. W. Griffith wo acts in some o his films, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game/The Adventures Of Dollie, Anthony O'Sullivan from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/A Calamitous Elopement, Mack Sennett from a lot and Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement

I neve saw this but its Grifith an the title interested me

it starts in i thin soviet new York or new jersey before tony soprano wacked those guys

a guy seems to have a bucnha people on a motor vehicle and a sign on the back sayon slum tour of china on or something

they take the sign off and drive off

then theres people dressed as 1800s marutaplayng cards or hanging out in a home but a guy tells em something and they get into position

2 guys with face hair come in and the possible maruta handle a guy spazzing out

a chic wigs out and fakes a suicide with a knife to her chest but no in the b00bs

theres a lot of little things going on o eac time you watch it you can see by lookin at a different person in the morass of morality

1 face hai guy finds somethin in a sock and gives it to the lead fac hair guy and they go as the 1st wigged ou guy is spazzing out

then the people get up as it was all a show and fake lie the news or what the gov tells us and they split the money and have drinks

in a maruta restaurant or saloon these maruta serve ningen hakujin  te shin ningen not uso ningen like kokujin and gaijin rom kuso lands

the face hair guys come in and i think they are the tour and some are women but no face hai like hermaphrodites or alk show guests or gender offenders on the learning channel or blue sy or tulmber or reddit

1 maruta bumps into face hair guy with a tray o cr-p and knocks him over wih the cr-p spilling on him

te maruta bruh him off and i thin take stuff rom him

in a kitchen or laundry room lie maruta did in the 1900s which kusojin too over and spread aids and stink a century later, theres a thing guys dump stuf in and a guy turns like a grinder but not the site you find guys to b0ne you on

a maruta drops a cat in it and some black cr-p and more cat as maruta eat thse like koreas eat dog and japan eats whale and Poland eats potatos and Ireland eats potatoes and the ussr soviet union drinks potatoes as vodka

1 maruta gets a tray of rats with a cae on it but spills it and the rats get out

spoiler, in china in the 90s or w/e, there was a a problem so he gov got the people to eat rats to fight it

and in the propaganda film Men Behind The Sun, the famer caugh and gave rats to the diector for filming and they lit em on fire, and no one wih a rain card as its rats that are vermin and a blight that spreads disease and ruins things, light gaijin

plus in world vision adds they had the afrikids eatin rats and drining poop water

so te ningen wig ou and maruta catch rats and i think a chick is pulls outta the grinder as i guess these maruta eact each other lie in the 50s under m a o 

in a saloon or something we see guys playing dice o something and it goes into a fistfight

1 guy breaks it up and he tourists are there and it brea out ino a fist fight wth a guyshooting in the air and people spazzing out

the tourists leave and everyone cheers an celebrates that they triced em into thinkin soviet new York is a slummy h-ll hole of crime and violence and gaijin and cannibals

totally NOT like in the 21st century! Riiiiiiight? wink!

its not like people get capped all the time and gaijin run humans over and knife each others and spread aids and monkey pox and have underround areas where THEY do rituals on kids

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight???? Wink!

the end

but that was pretty good

nice idea of huamans goin to the slums to see how the lesser live an its exaggerated

lik how 1st world people visit Mexico or other cesspools that the locals literally risk getting b0ned dead to escape

or Angels in Heaven going down to Dante's Inferno to have a vacation for fun

none of the cr-p they show is real but it seems like i would be

and kinda predicted a lot of what happens later in the century

nice details like each person doing somethin different so each rewater or rewind you can see somethin different

and the acting is fun and story is good

it jokes of maruta things but its not real even in canon so its kosher

glad i saw this, this was kinda fun

For Deceived Slumming Party 2 I want the tour to be driven by a new guy and take em to a real slum and these gaijin gangs try to ice em so the people fight back as they are ready with blades in their canes. also its a 16 bt beat up up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atar jaguar an gab with up to 4 players of 1800s guys with hidden weapons in their 1800s items and fighting comic exaggerations of gaijin

A Calamitous Elopement Review

 Note I pell like calamity cyoyt in animaniacs

A Calamitous Elopement

This is my review on A Calamitous Elopement from the distant future year to Jefferon Davis of 1908(130is yars efore the third Robotech war)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie

It stars Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game/The Adventures Of Dollie, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game, John R. Cumpson(sounds like p0rn0) from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, D. W. Griffith wo acted in some of his work, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma/Balked At The Altar, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game and Anthony O'Sullivan from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch.

I never saw this but wanna review sometin quick and like Grifith

after title we s a chick reading a book and a guy tries o win her over wit flowers

it works and she likes em but she's tryin to read and he wants to smooch so he tries and he pulls away

she shows shes not into him and he walks off holding her hand and when she pulls to get free, he thins shes wanting him and hugs him with his long uncircimsized arms

a guy in a coat comes in and wiggs out then sens him on his way by shoving him offscreen and i guess outta the house but it looks like there might be more house there

he seems to tell her not to see him again as e don't want them b0ning like in soviet California but this was filmed in soviet new York

outside the bf throws small rocks at the balcony window and chic comes and he wants her to go wt him

they reach and he seems to say he'd get her and wants her to come down

she goes back in and he get on a ladder and climbs up she comes out and drops her bag over the side

he climbs up and wait he grabs her bag and it spills on the lawn and is probably full or t=mpons and butt toys

he falls and dad comes out the bottom floor window and bf runs and chic hides

wait its not dad i think its someone else an he takes the cr-p and suitcase and goes in

imagine if he was in a suitcase in prison lingo, as in, up da butt hole?

bf gets a ladder and goes up and brings her down

a cop catches him an takes him away

the basement guy gets the box she was bringing and carrys it off but spazzes around outside for a bit and eventually hides in it

a cop comes by and gets another guy and they carry it off

that could have a body in there, might wanna check it

in court the bf and chick go b4 a judge and the cops bring in the trunk

she locks it or unlocks it or something and they go out

after dropping the box own the steps they go back and this midgety guy dumps the box in an they leave

he basement guy who has a huge nose like some kinda tengu comes ou and i think has a gun, yeah he doe

he looks around and gets a suitcase and stuffs clothes in it, then looks in a purse or something and steals more stuff including what i think is a jar of cocaimum

well, this is the 1900s, sherlock holmes did nose candy

basement guy smokes up a cigar and leaves wearing their trench coat i thin and the film is over, i guess he got away with it.

the end

that was interesting

it starts with 1 story then turns to another

pretty clever for a 1908 film

classic overacting common for the 1900s and good stunts and style

its only like under 8 mins and has soem good fun to it

there's no title cards so you gotta figger it out but it tells it petty well with body language

like that 5kank zoe in Degrassi dancing to lets get physical with the line let me hear your body talk

its written by Griffith and he had some creativity for it and showed he took chances and experimented

its pretty clever in some ways but theres not much to the film when you thin of it

a guy wants to marry a chick and they go out but a guy acks their cr-p

but its only a 1 reel film so its ok

sorta like beyond belie fact or fiction with each segment being li 7 mins and you guess which is real at the end

glad i saw it, its historically relevant

For A Calamitous Elopement 2 I want the burgler to be trying to escape with the nose candy and there's cops around an he has to get to the slums to sell it, but there's also junkies and gaijin around and he has to fight through the german expressionist version of soviet new York in 190x. In the end he fights a cop and the cop beats him down then straps him on a cannon and blows him apart! Also it a 16 bit platformer game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari Jaguar and gba where you play as the basement burglar and gotta beat out or sneak around the slum scum til the final level an you play as the cop and beat the black offa him.

The Adventures Of Dollie Review

Note: I spell lie the doll chic in Yugioh GX but not devolved

The Adventures Of Dollie

This is my review on The Adventures Of Dollie from the distsnt future yea to Oda Nobuaga of 1908(110 years befoe that Robotech Comic)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game

It stars  Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game,  Gladys Egan from Romance of a Jewess/A Corner in Wheat/The Unchanging Sea/The Zulu's Heart, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game and Madeline West who's not on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, Creator hater, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kun fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who goes with made up names and covers the real ones for the inane

I never saw this 4 but its Griffith, its gotta be good

its his 1st film too so i wanna see where it all started

after title see a little girl and her rents in the woods

they go by a water thing by the grass with rocks by the ede an kid sits with mom and fishes

dad comes with buckets and wait i think thats a gypywho tries o steal from her

she fights him off and dad comes by and beats that thing for its crimes

in samurai times they used theives for katana testing and lined em up to see how many you can cut through in 1 swing

bring that back

esp for gaijin

and im not calling it a gypsy as a joke

its called dat on Wikipedia

as a multi Slavic American, i can say I've heard thing of those gypsies

so it goes back to its gypsy agon with its woman it probably bought for being a good thief and virgin like that doc on soviet canada's state broadcaster the cbc

but it tried to make em look not bad wen they use kids to steal so they'd not get in as much trouble

and in the 2020s the homies got into hat with teens carjacking and stealing and murdering and beating and knifing

bring back the gallows

public executions would either scare em straight or clean those items out

and leave the bodies o rot as a lesson to he rest of em

no more of his young offender cr-p where a 17 year old cracks a guys head in and the media cant name it to protect that crack smoking ape

maybe use em in medical research like if there was a unit 731

but don't trust maruta, they deny history and facts

ban Ben Hur for spreading a "superstitious" belief in Christianity, then sucks rhino horn to try to cure their limp b0ners

so in he camp the wife tends o her alleged man and he's b--chy

he waves his hands around like an italiano and throws her down then goes off

dad plays badminton with his daughter  and when mom brings him off the gypsy steals the kid

i hope he dont try to b0ne her, thy often marry 14 year olds in heir rotuals

or like in he stink lands, spoon out kids eyes and use em for begging

mom finds her kid gone after being away or a few seconds like with john walsh jr being b0ned dead by that aids bag

btw, eff you john wash! i hate that omega pills adds you spam with shellfish juice to treat f'd joints

get f'd dead!!

by a big hiv positive gaijin!

dad asks guys for help and runs off

gypsy runs through a farmers field with his kid and possible meal an dad with guy chase after

at the wagon the gypsy brins the kid and puts her in a barrel to probably coo or ferment

dad and the search party search the wagon but dont find her and go on

the thieves celebrate their win and put he barrel in the wagon to use in heir rituals or offer to their gypsy go

hey race down he road and rough a river as hey dont fin their cr-ppy clothes getting wet as its stolen and probably befouled

in the river he barrel falls out an floats down it and goes over a small waterfall

a woman by the place he kid fished wait i think thats huck fin or n word jim, catches the barrel in fishing and brings it in

he's White as seen by his feet and dad comes by and they pen it to find his daughter

moms there and hugs her andthey reunite

the end

that was actually prtty cool

good kidnapping and rescue

its like divine intervention and help from a higher power saving the girl

good acting and no text cars, it all visual like mad max 2 the road warrior or tom and jerry

its well filmed and the barrel floating out rom the dip in the wagon was well done

glad i saw it

a good start to a good creer

and warnin of he danger of gypsies

didn't now new York had em in the 00s

did they get rid of em eventually?

For The Adventures Of Dollie 2 I want it to be right after and he girl told em wo took her so there's a manhunt for the gypsies. In the end the gypsies activate a self destruct thing in he olde worlde city of roman lie buildings and blows it but the good guys escape and gypsies melt to slime Also its an 8 bit game on NES/GB, Sega Master System/Game Gear, TG16, Atari Jauar and I mean 7800 and Lynx where you play as a cop in the 1900s goin in olde world high tech buildings lie the Tirolians in Robotech II The Sentinel and fihgt gypsies and crooks and the last level is escaping the blowing city.

A Perfect Getaway Review

Note: I spell perfect like Cell

A Perfect Getaway

This is my review on A Perfect Getaway from the distant future year to j fk bfore THEY turned him black and he eamed up with elvis to fight a mummy of 2009(The year Robotch season 1 happened)

Its directe by David Twohy who did  nothing I saw but wrote Critters 2: The Main Course/1989 Warlock/1993 The Fugitive/Waterworld/G.I. Jane/Pitch Black

It stars Steve Zahn from Stuart Little/2000 Hamlet/Dr. Dolittle 2/Stuart Little 2/Daddy Day Care/Diary of a Wimpy Kid/Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules/Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days/Friends/Phineas and Ferb/candy a55 Modern Family, Timothy Olyphant from Scream 2/Rock Star/2007 Hitman/Stop-Loss/2010 The Crazies/Rango/I Am Number Four/Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Milla Jovovich from Dazed and Confused/The Fifth Element/Zoolander/Resident Evilmovies/Zoolander 2*/King of the Hill/Robot Chicken, Kiele Sanchez fropm Stuck on You/Drunk History, Marley Shelton from Hercules in the Underworld/Warriors of Virtue/Pleasantville/Never Been Kissed/Uptown Girls/Sin City/W./Scream 4/2018 Rampage/American Dad!/2025 Matlock, openly australien chria emsworth who the turbo gay guy in Degrassi liked from 2009 Star Trek/The Cabin in the Woods/The Avengers/Star Trek Into Darkness/the bad Ghostbusters/Thor: God of Thunder on DS.

i never saw this b4 but its on pluto tv horror and is only under 2 hours

some reviewers said its good

after logoes we get om video footage of a wedding and a mila and a guy as a couple on a honeymoon over credits

hes in da gov and got a ateboard wack by his brother when hes 9

they go through a ungle and take a chopper to Hawaii lookin lie Jurassic park

after stopping by a fat gaijin they go through the ungle and mila sez "nothing ba happens in Hawaii" like the sacrifice and crime and drugs and pearl harbor isn't canon

they meet a blonde couple and the guys face isn't shown

they leave the couple as they are sketchy and the guy gets b-chy

they go on and climb a path and meet another couple who 1 is a writer or something

they talk about how theres people being killed and it is Hawaii so that sounds right wit all the drugs and gangs and cr-ppy people

they say its li the 90s movie natural born killers and mila and her man are suspect of it

they get to a waterfall pond and theguy and girl whos not main get naked to go skinny dipping

mila averts her eyes and later goes in the water, possible in some kinda swimsuit, and her man tries to get cellphone recption on a cliff

he hears i mean reads the illers might be mainlanders on a honeynmoon

mila talk with the naked chick as naed chociks bf looks crazy

mila man looks up a photo ok the iller an meets the guy from the car who wanted a ride who b--ched out

b==chy touh guy looking like ben stiller in dodgeball sez people die all the tie out here and ries his a55 over judging him for looking weird

he whips out his 9 inch b0ner and sticks it in main guys moth as he muffled sceeeams

jk really the other couple guy crazy look come up and ben stiller guy sez hes going to the next beach and is told he needs permets to go on

the crazy guy coupel and mila couple go on and i thin mr mila forgot his permets

crazy guy sez the movie he weirds needs a ood soy and 1 chick likes ohnny Depp as he didn do nothin

crazy guy was in a ictators palace in eye rac and fund drugs and treasure and iron man nd avengers silver age marvel comics

crazy loo sez hes in the specil forces and isn't allowed to say what but has a scar on is scalp and got his skull rebuilt with titanium

he has a big a55 knife like violence jack and din feel the head getting busted by shrapnel as theres no nerves in the brain

mr mila dont trust thecrazy guy thinkin he miht say hes got a baboon heart next

they go on and it rans an crazy guy uses a hammer to make his tent and throws it which mr mila catches an crazy eyes sez has good relexes

crazyeyes looks into the ungle and sez its probably a goat but mr mila sez he's seen no goats

crazy eyes sez hes got skills and drinks booze with  scorpion in the bottle

crazy eyes sez hes got more awareness and plans ou what to do in case anything happens when he gets on a plane an knows how the doors open or work

oh an mr ila is the writer an not crazy eyes

crazy eyes sez he survived a plane crash and goes out with a bow an arrow to catch dinner

when mr mila dont wanna o crazy eyes mocks him but mr mila sez he an adult and wont fall for it

they go ou together and he sez they aint hunting animals and talk of if crazy eyes is the killer and he sez somethings following em but i he was the killer he wouldn't stay here

the wifes talk and blonde wife sez shes tryin to et pregnant whch means b0ning and a preacher in confederate not soviet Georgia was against b0ing outside of marriage but his woman was b0ning a guy or something

mila sez her rents beat on each other and got 2 kids each but theres 5 and she as the monkey in the middle

also she talks about how she as wit a cool guy called rocky and they were j=rkin off each other and they stop to see a neighbors dog with undies on its neck that was hung from a tree

he se hed ice her if she tolkd an this was the 1st time told

mr mila finds a guy who brought permits he forgot an nearly chopped him up after talking him

crazy eyes bring a dead animal and his woman guts it for maing food as shes from the south

at night mr mila sez to mrs mila to keep talkin to cray uy to thin he's getting a movie and they can get to the end alive

in the day a chopper comes by an catches the ben stiller and his woman

later mila man and cry eyes go out i the sea on a kaya and mila loos through her wedding video on her camera

she realizes something an goes out to try to get mr mila back

she cant reavh him and tries calling but it don work so she runs and drops cam era and we see the wedding photo

crazy eyes andmr mila are in an inner water place and mr mila pulls a gun after hearing a prase Shake Dat Bush was from cool hand luke and he otta know dat

crazy eyes drns and seems out of it and we getta flasback to the ral mr mila getting his head blown open rom behnd in a sin city thing and taing their identity and pulling ot their eet and fingers

also crazy eyes was the normal one and got a ring to propose to theconfederate woman

an the confederate gf is the one trying to get em to stop, not mila

crazy eyes  falls in the water, confederate girl sez no so crazy eyes fires at her bu misses and mil fights her, beating her head on the rocks like tray von

mila runs off en at her and southern chic hrows her into the hole with water to he ocean as mil shanks her own name

se looked hrough the camera not la and saw the wedding photo want the ones she has with em

wait, mila shanked southern girls leg andshes looking f'd

te caya is upside down and she walks to the cliff ege and hears her phone ring with Dixie

its aguy tryin to ell her cr-p and ater trying o get that filthy underevilved gaijin to help, mr mila comes in and grabs her leg

she fights him of and he fires w/o looing an afterrunning outta ammo, she shans his hand with a switch blade and runs

mila is in a cayak and als with mr mil on da phone andcrazy eyes is alive and tyed under da caya and brathe air in it til hey left

his meal sull prptected him an scalp is coming off but he's got a hatchet and blade

he's he woodsman coming to save red ruding hood

confederate girl meets some locals who say shes safe and hey'll help bu she wants to get out

mr mila comes in saying "sweet heart, eelin better?' and mila gets a chopper

mr mila sez shes on meth an nots and hows em his meth but 1 guy who nows his sh-t sees her pupils are normal and his are expanded like a b0ner of a guy looking at that soviet chick in toshinden

h pulls out a gun and wstes the guys but crazy eyes jumps like 20 feet down and chops mr milas hand open

mr mila tries to fire but his hands fd and crazy eyestaes the gun and sez "how many people"

a cop chopper comes by and milas with em and tell him to put down he weapon

mr mila tries to get crazy eyes to end him and the cop snipers are gonna end him but southensess stops him and stands on him to shiel him

mr mila sez he' have iced him bu southern belle slugs him out saying "ur not him" and mila has the cops waste mr mila

in he ride bac, coneferate fins crazy eyes had the ring 1.5 years and needed he righ moment and hey go off in a chopper to get repaired

then credits to cool music

man a l of guys in security

and most of these guys are Mexicans

brad gayo? lol

he end

ha was cool

junkies being from main guys to bad guys like Tetsuo in Akira

i figuted the crazy eyes wasn't the killer as thats too obvious

mila being evil and icng her butt budy was good showing how ses bada55 but cold

good filming and action and acting

mr mila is good at seemin normal then going nuts

glad the good couple saved each other

they were pretty American with a war hero and confederate

its cool andlike conan he dventurer said in the cartoon, the easiest way is often a trap

as hey mae the obvious guys not it and the least ovbois ones it

gla i saw it

it holds up

For A Perfect Getaway 2 I want the crazy eys and his southern belle to be in a snowy place and mila returns o finish em off, but they encounter a partridge creek beast and gotta work together to escape, but also mila is plotting to end em and in the end they chop off her leg and the monster eats her. Also its an 16 bit game like The Lost Vikings on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, atar jaguar and gba where you switch between the 3 characters and each are wounded in different ways and can nly do 1 action and you gotta solve puzzels to get by.

Father Gets In The Game Review

Note: I spell like I Fly At Higher Game

Father Gets In The Game

This is my review on Father Gets In The Game from the ditant future year toGenghis Ghan of 1908(120 years before Transformers Zone)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper

It stars Mach Sennet from a lot I mean Mack Sennet, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar, Charles Avery from The Blackbird from 1926, Charles Gorman from Under Burning Skies/The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart, Marion Leonard from The Gibson Goddess, Jeanie MacPherson from nothing I saw

I never saw this b4 ut its grifith and otta be good

after totle we see a fancy chick in 1800s clothes come to a guy in a suit an top had like the monopoly guy with a beard

in the background is a bust like a Greek uy or maybe from before THEY wope out the Olde Worlde buildings and was saved

she has him it and takes off his hat even though he just stood up

she goes out and this chick wearin White but no like a Klansman comes in and suit guy comes up and puts on his hat

she gets him to sit an leaves an a moustache guy comes in an he gets uop

mustache takes of te beardoes hat an pipe andhas him sit down andleaes and bardo in suit seems wigged out or stressed

a guy whos like 5'2 comes in wearin a black suit and leaves and a guy in a loyht suit and black shirt comes in pointin and beardo and dancing around

he gets beardo to get up an at em andturns his hair i mean chair around and ets bottles from in a chair seat

wait its from a box on the chair and he chaves his beard

ater doing stuff to him with light suit in front on hm so we dont see him, he moves out and the beardo has dark hair and a moustache

he shoes him in a mirror andgets him  be ore licley an he runs around with 5'2 guy coming in and leavin

its the philosohers stone! it deaged him!

so he gets on a coat and praces around lively and gets his cane which probably has a blade in it in case some homies try b0ning him like gaijin in England

he oes out and comws to the 1800s chick who dont seem to know hm and leaves

he followa her and comes onto her but she chases him away woth an umbrella

he goes to the White robe woman, still not a klasman, this ain't the birth of a nation, and she grabs him by his coa front an  throws him into a bench

he goes around and sees a living, human, adult, straight, White, Same Species, same kingdom couple an gets excited

they go on and he gets kinda spazzy and they o on an te chick has a really huge butt! It really thicc! Like Natasha Crown! It ight be fake but shes pretty bottom heavy

the yugioh abridged guy would be j=rking off like a soviet to Katiya in Beavis and Butthead as hes butt seuxal

he goes after em and i guess he wants data55 and when the 2n couple sits, he oes after em and sits next to em

he shows the fata55 woman a book or w/e and bf dont like it and tries to et er attention which devolves to a fight and se leave with ex beardo

we see em in a restaurant and hes comim onto her and the waiter keeps gettin in the way

as ex beardo is onna smooch her face and not her tankbutt, the bf i thin comes in and after wiggin out, gets a restaurant guy to send the bf out to j-=rk off on the floor and lave it there for the dogs to eat

he smooches the fata55 on the thin mouth and at hme 1800s chick returns as does white robe non klan chick and mousacheio

ex beardo comes in and i think moustahio was the bf

ex beardo is celebrated by the guys an stache maybe bf puts a leaf thing on hs head like the romans or reeks or w/e, its the same thing

the end

that was pretty good

its a comedy but i usually only laugh at something really stppoid

like The Human Centipede III or Go Nagai's Harenchi Gakuen

this has fun acting and is kinda over the op but thats how 1900s films were

good filming and he effect ofthe hair turnin was well done

didn't expect that huge butt the uy went after

there's no title cards but it tells the story without em

its entertaining and has good fun

It seems like the beardo was fit and people thought he needed to stay at home but he didn't get weak from being old

My Grandpa was tough well into his 90s, but he's Slovenian so higher evolved

For Father Gets In The Game 2 I want the guy who deaged the beardo to met a chic who wants o be younger but after deaging her, she forgot she was a fatty years ago and tubbs up. Then she ries to o things but struggles with being ahue blob like on The Learning Channel. Also its a 32/64 bit 3D PLAtformer on N64, Sea Saturn, PS1 and 3DO where you gotta et around this roman lie city before its destroyed by THEM and struggle with your tonnage.

The Black Viper Review

Note: I spell blackasaur megaphone

The Black Viper

Tis is my review on The Black Viper from the distant future Yar to Yagyu Jubei of 1908(110 years before tht Robotech comic)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar

It stars Edward Dillon(deelin! yoo sun nova b--ch!! hand clash) from The Mothering Heart/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/America (1924), George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar, D. W. Griffith, Anthony O'Sullivan from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch.

I never saw it but its Grifith so its probably good and I like the name

after title we see a guy smoking by a metal staircase and men then women coming out like a clown car

then more men then more women and the last one he follows trying to get her to be his woman as i guess he wants to b0ne something thats alive for once

he grabs her arm and she don't consent like its the 3rd world but she fights him off

wait, my mistake, he pulls a knife and wastes her

So a guy comes at him and not like a hollywood producer on a teen and beats the black off him

the woman gets better from being dead and gets up as i guess he didn't actually shank her and she goes off with the guy who saved her

smoker goes off and not captain smoker from one piece with okama turning people

in an inside area 2 guys with face hair and hats play cads but its not Yugioh so i dont care

knifemo comes in and talks to em and gets a knife in is belt, where if he falls he loses his parts like a guy on the learning channel

they go out and we see the chick and a guy in an albert fish hat with her, i'm not sure if its the same guy or even the same gurl

the knife guy and his face hair friends attack and boot away the guy then capture the girl as a horse cart goes by

they're either cutting her up or tying her up, or both and the cart guy helps em bring her in and rides off with em

the chick as i think she wasn't the one who got caught runs into a house and runs out with guys after her like Madonna but these guys like women

they go to another horse cart and ddive off like the skeleton warriors guy on the hover jet bikes

the crooks get the caught guy in a rock quarry or some ruined building after THEY destroyed the olde worlde structures said to be the worlds fair in the 1900s

they send the cart away and carry him off to b0ne dead like its the soviet union or w/e and the other horse cart, this one is black and the bad guys one is White horse, come by and the people get out

the baddz run up a cliff side which looks like it got f'd by something and carry the guy up

this kinda goes on for a while as in the 1900s watching people walking was entertainment, as in the 2020s its watching people play videogames on twitch

the baddz throw rocks and wait it might not be headdz it might be the good guys

so the following guys take cover from rocks being thrown for a while

once in the 00s i saw these grade schooler throwing rocks at each other by a road

yeah this is why half he population is Creationist, you look at these apes and tell me things are improving!

so rocks fall and looks like we need thunderzord power

nah he guys up top leave and the followers are eventually going up

i think it was the baddz on top throwing rocks

so the baddz get to the top and the heroes are close in

the baddz get to a cabin an beat on the caught guy then 1 goes in the building next to em and the other 2 get wood(not as in b0ners)

are they gonna burn him at the steak?

its like winnie mandela  but w/o a tire or gasoline

nah they put him in the building an light the wood to burn it

1 guy on the roof fights another guy andthe building burns under him lie that mr beast video but outside

both fall off and fight in he smoke thats gonna f out their lungs

once i saw a brown guy using a power saw on pavement without any breathing protection

breathing in sand

thats the end of him!

so the knifemo seems to get it and the chic saves the guy who's blackked out probably from toxic fumes

they leave knifemo to die and he gets up, spazzes out an keels over

oh and the guy who helped her was the caught guy and he guy who fought him on he roof was him too

the end

that was pretty good

nice action and it picked up near the end with the burning schoolhouse

it dont use title cards but tells it visually like a go samurai thing or Tom and Jerry

the film quality is a55 but its over a century ago so its amazing we sill have this

pretty bada55 to have a guy pull a knife on a chick and beat her up

like Go Nagai or something

its only ke 10 mins an is public domain so you can do what you want with this

those horses were pretty big btw, like small elephants

overall its a pretty solid film

i like this one

you gotta take it for what it is and its time period but it does it well

an he's called the blac viper as its like the wolf in little red riding hood or wolverine in x men

called an animal but not literally being one

For The Black Viper 2 i want him to be devolved by th smoke and chemicals in it and they save him btu his arms and legs have fused into his boy so he's like a worm. bu he has a poisonous spit from being affected by the poison smoke and mutated to produce it like blight in batman beyond being nucular. he goes around trying to find how to move again in training and spits venom that rots out people. he goes through his whole life to get revenge on the people who wronged him since his birth with the cut who cut the skin off his thing an works his way up to the guy who stopped him in this ep, but the guy gets psychic powers form the smoke and can make a ki barrier and crushes him with it. also its an 8 bit game on sega master system and game gear, nes and game boy, tg16 Atari7800 and lynx where you play as the viper and go on missions to get through places and get the target alone to assassinate him or her.

Balked At The Altar Review

Note: I spell Balkan

Balked At The Altar

This is my review on Balked At The Altar from the distant future year to President efferson Davis of 1908(110 years before that Robotech Comic)

Is directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart

It stars Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart, D. W. Griffith, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart, Mack Sennett from a lot, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, and Mabel Stoughton from stuff but ain't on bac door, aids bag, sodom bottom, gender offender, frooty booty, beta male, soy boy, Creator hater,  banana crammer, queer as a deer wih a steer in its real, hippie soner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who called Grokipedia biased but uses made up naes an goes with crazy peoples delisions

I never saw this but its Grifith, its gotta be good

After title we see a chic reading a boo and a guy comes by

shes happy to see him and he smokes and leaves

anotherguy who looks blicketee black with White hair and a beer gut comes by with a dog and sack of cr-p and rins the bell

a chic with an apron and room sends him away cuz shes racist or w/e, but this is the 1900s, everyone is

apron klansman woman goes back in and a guy in a suit and hat comes by and this is all 1 shot, pretty impressive for 1908

so chic tries to get his attention but he aint interested and leaves

a beardo comes by and she pulls him away from the door but he leaves as he guy in da house he came to she came out

house guy sayz something to her but theres no sound like hat evangelion thing and laughs and leaves as man chic is giddy like james in pokemon

at this other place suit an hat guy goes around and meets a chic in a white dress and hat

she drops a paper and he gets it and goes after hr as blicketee black uy and his White dog come by

beardo is there and has a seat but falls and fights with guys sisiily til a guy breaks it up and brings him off o be b0ned dead like the soviets did in ww2

chick is getting ready an the guy brings beardo to her and its the laughing guy and they hang out

he goes but house guy gets a gun and makes him propose i a forced marriage like in the slum countries

so people get together for a weeding but it dont seem kosher so we need wedding peach to use her magical girl powers and search for you love like the sailor starlights who are manlier than the beta male soy boy wiener cleaners in bts and other k pop cr-p

so they go in the church or temple or w/e and beardo makes a break for it, runs around and ups out a window of stained glass thats clearly paper and drawn on

he runs through his dark area like the tunnels under buildings THEY do their rituals

or maybe its just cr-ppy film and its outside at night

guys chase him like its a silent movie and eventually hop a fence guys are working on and spill out

they get up and run and 1 guy im not sure whom falls on this hillside as the swarm goes over him

so thats where scooby doo got it from

bea5d is still running in the woods and climbs a tree but they get him and bring him back

hey go to the church and he says something that makes her not want him and slap him

he raises his big irish hand and smites her with a deadly blow and laughs as the dad pulls a pistol and shoots him in the head

jk really they sit down and chick is reading  book in a black void and laughing as i think it was only a story

the end

that wasn't bad

nice lite comedy and action

fun acting and a bit over the top but thats the 1900s for ja

often its a woman forced to marry a creepy man but here they changed it up

there were cartoons using this theme for decades so it did something right

the film is like 9 mins and public domain so anyone can do anything with it

good filming and they had some good things for little touches for all the characters

glas i saw it, its not so bad

and her reading the book at the end ws like Shning Force

For Balked At The Altar 2 I want beardo to go to the worlds fair and see all this sci fi things but there's an attack of a high tech thing going wrong an he has to escape using the sci fi items and tech to get away as it blows cuz THEY wanted to destroy the evidence. Also its an 8 it game on Sega Master System and Game ear, Nes and Game Boy, TG16, Atari7800 and Lynx where its lie the GBC Power Rangers Games and you o through epic cities THEY destroyed to cover the TRUTH.

The Zulu's Heart Review

Note: I spell de africanized

The Zulu's Heart

This Is My Review On The Zulu's Heart from the distant future year to American HeroJohn Wilkes Booth of 1908(120iah years before Transformers Zone)

Is directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband

It stars Charles Inslee from nothing I saw, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband, Gladys Egan from Romance of a Jewess/A Corner in Wheat/The Unchanging Sea, John R. Cumpson(sounds like p0rn0) from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband,  W. Chrystie Miller from A Corner in Wheat/The Tender Hearted Boy(aww how nice)/Judith of Bethulia/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma, and Mack Sennett from a lo of things

I never saw this but like Griffith so imma give it a chance

After title we see  these africans played by Americans and 1 carrys a kid or midget wraped in a cloth or paper

they seem to be worshipping the sky, possibly from ancient airships or ufos or flying cities or angels or daemons

a guy with a spear and shield comes by and gets the men there to get spears and run off a the woman kneels on the wrapped thing

the men go by a forest of American Trees and fall to theground and rise in some kind of worship

This wagon like in the ole weste comes by ulled by bog black horses who probably have big black d0ngs comes by and there's a White family in it

the woman has an item, maybe gold or diamonds, and the tribesmen come chasing after em

also 1 warrior has what seems like a templar cross on the shield, so there's some occylt connection there

a horseman come up by the wagon and has a guy looking sorta paul revere in a straw bonnet

he rides of dropping his hat ad i thnk the trib is following wagon tracks

the wagon ruses on te sops and the dad gets the woman and kid off then gets his rifle but spears get him

he tribesmen swarm and 1 raises the right arm in a roman salute bu its really the occult thing of high and low like the b=rph==t

they start eating and b0ning the guy as he isn't quite dead and spazzes out

jk this isn't soviet Mexico

the women try to escape through rocky terrain like its star trek or power rangers as mom wigs out

she hies the daughter and spazticly runs out as the tribemen get her

she's probably gonna be b0ned dead lie in soviet England

the rest go but 1 guy I tink the leader stands around and the daughter comes out

he sees her and pulls his knife but b4 he cuts her womb out and feeds on it like 21st century dr's, he stops and she holds up a doll

he drops the blade and seems to like the giel and i hope not in an arrange marriage way an carries her over rocks that were probably an ancient building that was destroyed by a grand disaster

he lays her down on a comfy rock, takes off his cloak and... puts it on her like a blanket

he seems to praise her and goes off to the tribe that has the mom captive

1 guy with the templar shield is gonna chop her up to eat or b0ne or both like that gay xxx star in soviet canada

kid lover stops him and after some kinda dispute, lifts the templar guys necklace and he stop

kid lover who probably i otta call something different, brings mom to daughter and the tribesmen go after

the tribe gets to the daughter 1st and takes of the cloak or w/e id lover put on her an carry her off

kid lover gets there and finds kids one and he/mom go off

the tribesmen bring the daughter who goes limp so they kick her, not something THEY would allow in modern films, and o on as mom/ki lover follow

the tribemen have her lying on the knee and pull a knife o cu her up to eat or use in rituals lie THEY do and africans do to albinos

but kid lover gets here in time an fights em and finishes 2 off quick and the last one takes a bit but he ends him

mom gets daughter and he shows em the way out bu she gives him her doll as a gift for saving her from being ritual sacrificed like THEY do

The End

that was pretty good

nice action and filming

yeah the acting was over the top, but thats how they made em bac then

i assume the guy who helped em was nice to em as no one ever gave him anything and he was move by the ids innocence

sort like Fudo with Yuria in Hokuto No Ken

it shows ho a noble spirit enbiggens the smallest man

not sure how the tribsmen got to the girl before the good one and mom but maybe its another group of em

is only like 8 mins but tells a good story

plus a lot of refs to the pas that THEY don't want US to know

eyah the actors were Whtes in make up, but in Degrassi zig is a slav played by a mexican and zoe is a mexican played by a slav

its a decent film and a good start to Griffith's work

For The Zulu's Heart 2 I want the mom and girl to be heading home through the wildrness and come across a cave to spend the night in, but its really an ancient temple an they gotta et hrough it as it activatd a lockdown mode by them hitting a switch. So they go through it to get to he core and face traps and puzzles to get to the core and use items found of ancient tech and power. Also its an 8 bit game like Golden Axe Warrior on Sega Master System, Game Gear, Nes, Game Boy, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as the mom and girl and solve puzzles as 1 player each or 1 playr switching between em.

Tension At Table Rock Review

Note I spell Tense

Tension At Table Rock

This is my review on Tension At Table Rock from the distant future year to D W Griffith of 1956(50 years efore transformers season 3)

Its directal by Charles Marquis Warren who did Arrowhead/Seven Angry Men/The Black Whip/Cattle Empire

It sars Richard Egan from Cripple Creek/Blackbeard the Pirate/Demetrius and the Gladiators, Dorothy Malone from The Big Sleep/The Lone Gun/1959 Warlock/Basic Instinct, Cameron Mitchell from The Robe/The Swarm/Jack-O/The Outcasts of Poker Flat, Billy Chapin from The Cockeyed Miracle/The Night of the Hunter/1953 Dragnet/Leave It to Beaver, Royal Dano from The Red Badge of Courage 1951/Moby Dick 1956/Father Knows Best/The Rifleman/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 1960/Tales of Wells Fargo/King of Kings 1961/Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/Death Valley Days/Moon of the Wolf/Cahill U.S. Marshal/Planet of the Apes the series/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Little House on the Prairie/Killer Klowns from Outer Space/Spaced Invaders/The Dark Half 1993, Edward Andrews(like bd/tr in robotech) from The Twilight Zone in the 60s/Avanti!/Sixteen Candles/Gremlins 1, John Dehner from Tulsa/The Texas Rangers 1951/Cripple Creek/Plymouth Adventure/Cast a Long Shadow/The Andy Griffith Show/The Twilight Zone 60s/The Beverly Hillbillies/The Rockford File/The Boys from Brazil/Airplane II: The Sequel, DeForest Kelley from 1959 Warlock/Town Tamer/Night of the Lepus/Star Trek: The Motion Picture/Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan/Star Trek III: The Search for Spock/Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home/tar Trek V: The Final Frontier/Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country/Star Trek/Star Trek: The Animated Series, Joe De Santis from Deadline – U.S.A./1963 The Outer Limits/Mission: Impossible the show/The Flying Nun, Angie Dickinson from Gun the Man Down/Young Billy Young/Death Hunt/Pay It Forward/2001 Ocean's Eleven/Judging Amy, Paul Richards from Demetrius and the Gladiators/Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Lauren Chapin from Father Knows Best/A Star Is Born 1954, Charles H. Gray from Cattle Empire/I Want to Live!, Joyce Jameson from The Outlaw Josey Wales/60s The Twilight Zone/My Favorite Martian/Andy Griffith Show/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Rockford Files/The WaltonszThe Outlaw Josey Wales/60s The Twilight Zone/My Favorite Martian/Andy Griffith Show/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Rockford Files/The Waltons/The Apartment, Suzanne Ridgeway from Around the World in 80 Days 1956/Three Stooges cr-p, and Jeanne Bates from 1961 The Twilight Zone/Eraserhead/Die Hard 2/Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation.

I never saw his but its 93 mins and 2.5 hours on Grit with adds

Its based on the book The Bitter Sage by Frank Gruber

after title and cedits in proper fullscreen an color a guy beats a man dad with a gun

some guys are looking for bad guys but theres a storm in daylight and sunny area by flashing lights for thunder so they take sheltwr

min guy meets blonde chick in a home in the wasteland and a dak hair/hat guy comes in

black hat was a war hero but a killer and iced a uy somain guy regrets being with him

dark hat dont want main guy to get the reward on him but main guy dont wanna and only wants to leave and  as black hat turns to ice him, main guy caps him

the posse comes by and they see the gun is in the holster and the chic sez main guy did it and he never gave the guy a chance

so then hes in ail and the governor gave him a full pardon and he gets paid 152$ an gets his cr-p back

he gets a voucher for reward money and goes to a hotel for 2$ a night and rips it up

he leaves his gun in the desk and goes down but people dont like him for icing a guy said to be his best friend like in the room wih tommy iseau

i evolves into a fiht and he beats em out like double dragon buthe gets beat down and leaves

after wandering to a country song of him being the bad guywith his face overlaid on the wasteland and cloudy sky like an anime opening, he meets a kid an gives a fake name

he hangs out with kid and kids dad and kid nows the song of him but dont now its him and wonders how a man can ice his best friend

when working on te ranch ki goes to get a gun he made and da who looks kinda mexicany while the kid is blonde, sees 2 guys cme by

they came to get smeone and find the kid with the gun and throw him down

they dont know main guy is main guy and has him work on their horses

the coach is coming and da draws a gun but the guys shred him with gunfire

main guy gets the gun and wastes em with bada55 moves

so the cops come by andsay he can getta reward but he dont want it as he dont want word out hes good with a gun

he gotta bring kid to his uncles and gets thrown off a horse like kid did

in town  these guys dont want the own to be violent and devolved lie soviet England wound up being in the 21st century with the gain b0ning and shanking each other so this moustache guy wants to do something

main guy and kid get to the uncles placeand he tells uncle and good blonde the ad got it and he was working there

main guy wants to go and the fam offers him work or dinner but he turns em down

uncle asks what happened and main guy sez the badds iced dad but he iced em

main uy goes out but kid follows and main guy sez he otta go to school to not grow up stppoid

spoiler; much of what THEY teach in school is cr-p

the uncle and good blonde think he might be better out there but a storms comming

main guy returns with kid and kid ants coffee

uncle offers to make main guy a deputee but he sez he might get shot

good blonde wants to have main guy stay for a bit to get kid used t tins but uncle sez its o for him to go

a night kid sneaks out and in the day theres cattle guys comming so this peter Cullen looking guy stops em with a gun as he dont want em f ing his crops

they dont wanna go hroughthe mounans so they lasso him and tear down his fence

not peter cllen tells the law uncle wo sez he gotta deal with it in court

a guy comes to tell the cattle guy the people dont want cattle guys in their town after 1 guy got crippled by other cattle guys shootin him and them busting up te town

are they gaijin?

so cattle head i think se they went through a lot in the wastelands and he then ells his men to keep it cool

ki asks main guy a lot of cr-plike my fat bimbo gf asking me about dbz characters and how main guy otta marry his aunt

good blonde talks of her husband and he sez as a kid he worked in a pet shop for free and kept going there

thats slavery

tey go tothe newspaper guywho whines of the law not doing jack sh-t or smith in the 21st century, and hes wasting his time on telling people

kid gets hired and theres hoofbeats as the cattle c-ck sukers come by with blonde good not caring and going shopping but i think they'll b0ne her lie she's in the slums or india or England or California or Haiti or amacia or other cesspools

the cattle candya55es come to a saloon an say nobody gets drunk and be nice

1 punk nearly beats a guy up for not saying anything and this is lie violence Jack with the biker gangs

they otta do a wasteland warrior thing in the 1800s, like after a disaster, people fight in the wastelands in steampunk cr-p

good lone retirns saying she did no shopping and reveals her huband ha an accident and got f;d and needs help

turns out he was brutally beaten like Mortal Kombat and got shell shock from it but tries not to be scared

at night the cattle dinks stomp their fee on the wood outside a building to scare the guy inside

in the bar main guy ges a ruk bada55edly andthis bar h00ker is into him

uncle sherri walks by and te cow punks stomp as he steps to f with him

he goes by bar and a guy sez they usually get more guys in the bar w/o cow crotchers but some can only take so much

e meets main guy and sez to an open town and main guy goes out and someone in the bar knows main guys past

in da bar 1 guy breaks a glass and a cattle head leadertakes him outsie to wal it off

not peter Cullen faces breaker and breaker caps him and plants a gun but  main guy sees it

this is going tom sawyer

the uncle sherrif takes him in but everyone sez "its self defence" and the cattle ais bags go back to camp

later the paper sez despite the people saying it, not peter Cullen was not a gunman and its lie wth the "experts" saying the poison is safe

uncle is malcontent over this and good blonde thinks they ota try elsewhere but he dot anna go back to sharecropping or hardware store owning andis soeone now

she sez except when the cattle drives come and he wigs out about how he cant and she sezit was a murder about the not Cullen

a guy comes by the paper i think a cattleman an trashes the place then papermantryes fighting back but is too skinny

main guy comes in, saves him by beating up the guy then another comes i wt a gun and ki tells him sohe kicks his a55 too

kid gets hisatm tended to and wants hot coffee and not the gta thing an doc sez kids an row up with a few broken bones

kids ok with his eft arm offering andblonde pumps brown water from a pump in the sink

blone trats him and uncle serif is there but they dont know and sez hes the man kid thinks he is

uncle closes the door andthey think he came in and he sees kid

then theres the trial whee after standing doing nothing for a bit, uncle queers out and dont change his testimony

paperman sez we all know he never carried a gun but didn't see it

main guy admits he saw the cattle ais spread the gun after icing him and goes on a speech of if a lie gets ahead of yoy it fs u up

uncle gets b--chy over him talking of lying/running away but he admits his real name and uncle changes his report as he lied

kid sez sorry for tesong and he didn't buy it andmain guys ok with it

cattle leader talks with saloo guy or w/e i think mayor andsez give him til 6 tonight and he'd fix it but after 6 the cattle guy sez hey come

saloon mayor or w/e wants a guy in town by 5 

paperman sez blonde good is gla he helpe her man andmain guy sez he wont leave

paperman sez bblonde wil go to him afte uncle is better and thats why hes stayin

they bring in deforest Kelly who knows main guy and jokes of how he iced the war hero who came at him

the saloon guy paid him 2000$ to ce someone i think sherrif uncle and main guy sezkelly otta go through him

he gives Kelly a coin and they go out to the town center to draw

ki and lode come by and call to him and he sez stay back

he takes out Kelly in 1 shot like Yusei andsaloon guy is gnna sniper main guy from behindbut uncle serri caps him through a door

the cattlemen cometo get the killr buhe ton as snipers in the window like sunset riders and they used their own fireams to protect themselves insrad of not owning em andhoping the law can handle it

the cattle c-c suckers leave and the townsfolk fire in the air to celebrate

kid sez main  guy is the fastest draw he saw andthey offer to ave him stay but he leaves for no reason a tells ki to takecare of uncle

the end

that was pretty good

nice story of lost men finding their way

the uncle got over his ptsd after shooting a guy

kinda thought uncle would bite it and main guy would get his woman

shows how celebs can e evil people an those against em can be good with the war hero he iced in the start.

nice acting but a bit hokey but its the 50s

good filming and action

its not 100 mph all the way but a good build and release like X Men 1

the cattle guys wern't evil but a problem, but it showed theres good on both sides

probably didn't wanna p-ss of anyone today like when they made Civil War Movies and both sides had good

i liked it, its a bit ploddy but holds up

glad I saw it

For Tension At Table Rock 2 I want the kid to have grown up all tough and manly and there was a disaster in the 1800s that nuked much of the civilization so people are in a burned out wasteland. The cattle riders go like a plague raiding land for their beasts to feed and feed them people they chop up. So the swarm has grown since the last encounter and some have surgically equipped cow parts to em for more strength. Te kid now has a blonde bodybuilder gf and they take on the cow guys and mancows with power exo suits to let em fight equal to em and some are several cows and men combined surgically into a mound of limbs and heads and are bosses. Its also a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari auar and GBA where you figt in ruined cities and farms and plantations and caves and beat up mancows and cow men.

Mary Shelley Review

Note: I spell like Shell

Mary Shelley

This is my review on Mary Shelley from the distant future year to percy shelly of 2017 (The year of the Malcontent Uprisings in Robotech)

Its directed by Haifaa al-Mansour who did nothing else I saw

It staraz Elle Fanning?! I never knew that was her in this! She also did I Am Sam/Daddy Day Care/The Door in the Floor/My Neighbor Totoro/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/Astro Boy/Super 8/Judging Amy/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and is pretty good so far, Douglas Booth from Noah/Jupiter Ascending, Tom Sturridge from nothing else I saw, Bel Powley from also nothing else I saw, Stephen Dillane from Zero Dark Thirty, Ben Hardy from Bohemian Rhapsody, openly hippie eco commie Maisie Williams frpm Robot Chicken, Joanne Froggatt fropm Life on Mars but not the new Genesis Game, Derek Riddell from Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles/Law & Order: UK/Garrow's Law, Hugh O'Conor from Chocolat/Garrow's Law.

I saw this b4 and its kinda grey and dead, but fitting as its brittish and they dont have souls

I thought it was good but a lot of people think it s-cked. but have you seen the 1800s? its before we had electricity and much indoor plumbing. they had to p-ss and cr-p in bowls and dump it outside!

plus the chick its based on was kind of a loser and commie and feminist, its not gonna be a positive movie. feminists aint happy people.

after logoes for a bit we get text saying she does things in her soul she dont get and we near a birt i mean britmo reading frankenstrin i think

this blonde runs home from chilling out with the stones in the grave yard like some goth or emo kid

shes in a cr-ppy town like nosferatu an gets home with her kid brother saying she was reading ghost stories

she shoulv've been in he book shop with dad who comes back and se hides hrr books and dad sez they are queer books but not like men b0ning men but weird like handalf I mean Gandalf sez

Handal sounds like he p0rn0 version like Luke Skinlicker for Star Wars

dad meets with guys and blonde plays in a white sheet like shes in the klan and sez she'd rise from your grave like altered beast to get revenge

at night she writes cr-p and her sister spazzes out in bed from a nightmare, probably a daemonic attacke

she goes down to rea by candle light and talks to dad about him missing mom

dad sez she was at war with everyone and later she reads i mean writes violent stories of a chick geting iced by some yokai or w/e

but mom or some b--ch sez she shoul be manning the shop and tries to take her notes

mary the blonde shoves her on her a55 and b--ch wigs out

may's sent to live in i think Scotland to develop her own writing style like kid muscle in kinnikuman nisei

he i mean she meets William baxter, the ancestor of buster in Arthur

she wants to contact her mom who bit it from a long illness with a seance or some black magic ritual like in yugioh and sez she iced her mom as she bit it days after pooping her out

she goes to a thing and sees Percy Shelly who thinks poetry otta reflect society or something gay

Percy likes her parents work and Percy could be for Perseus like the Historical Figure who saves the Blonde Ethiopian Andromeda and started a town in Greece thats still up

so he reads poetryand she likes it and later a group goes on a walk with 1 guy saying "if we're of God we might be part of Him"

Like Demon Lord Dante with splitting into ectoplasm to infect apes and evolve em into man?

Mary is 16 like Sailor Moon and Percy is 21 like maybe Darien and he wrote poetry for her in like love notes

mary gets word from soviet London that her sister clair bit it or w/e and he has someone tell Percy she's going

she returns to candy a55 London before the gaijin came in and knifed the people and clair aint dead but in a funk for weeks

she was actually faking being sick to get mary back and mary reads more lovey poems ffrom Percy

So Percy comes by to visit Mary and meet her fam and his work awaits publication

he wants to be Mary's Dads protege lie Yakko Tenma in Yugioh R To Pegasus

Dad has The Illead in Greek and Perc talks to Mar in the back to say hes into her but finds her mom bit it when mary was 10 days and he lied her rents writing

they talk of marriage lie its bad and she sez her rents wed to legetimize her, which means she was b0ning marys dad

they go to the grave yard and she enjoys being at her mms grave and he sez she wants something to fill the void

they hide in a church from a storm and Percy mocks The Creator daring Him to end em

Spoiler; He do! But not now

someone comes an they hide and make out in church

later Percy has a book and it might be better than his atheist promotion cr-p

he slips mary a note she hides in her cloths in the neck but not the b00bs like in anime

she comes out an reads i to clair her sister bit mrs shelly and hr daughter come by looking for Percy

This just went Jerry Springer

She aint seen her man in weeks an probably didn't get f'd in that long and ran away to be with him

Mary sez he's he dads student and thats it

also this is in color but dull and very widescreen

at dinner Mary reveals Pecy has a wife and he sez its in name only and its bad to force man and wife to live togeter

wait its clair who sed it andPercy sez he made a mistake and din tell her cuz she might not want him an hes in love with her

To quote Jerry spriner; if he'd cheet on his boyfriend to be with you, he might cheet on you when he finds someone better

see kim Kardashian marrying that guy for 2 months and cheeting on him with a bigger blacker guy

the b--ch complains of marys mom being impulsive and b0ning Percy and it might be a scandle and mary sez she dont care

mary runs off to hug Percy and dad tells her of for being impulsive like mom and how Percy is married and this is adulty

Percy sez he dont need to mary her as in he's gonna b0ne her in sin and dad sez gtfo a c-ck suckr

mary and clair run off with percy and in his horse cart to his place

after i think b0ning she sez she can write what she wants and they live drinking and writing girly cr-p

dad disowned and not debones Percy for his scandle for cheeting on his wife, ditching their kid and b0ning 5kanks

may goes back to dad to talk then returns to Percy to see him with a science kit dad having fun

he otta make meth like the beta male from Malcom in the middl

they move into a new a55 hpme an mary feels guilty as shes not doing what she otta to get her dream like in sailor moon

so she b0ned Percy too much and got pregnant but worries as she never has a mom an d don't know what to do

Percy sez its instinct and later se pooped it out but it might be a dream

clair sez theres a guy in her room but its only a nightmare and percy checked

so he has a dinner party and borrowed against his dads estate and his homie who both gotkicked outta oxford for an anon publishing of athiesm comes by

clair sings and later she writes ledgers but might as well be in latin cuz dad taught her and i think his homie tries b0ning her or making out woc with out consent

Percy and clair return and she ses clair out to eat d0ngs and tells Percy the homie tries doing things to her

Percy sez he dont own her and shes free to do what or who she wants

he's the kinda guy who'd let his woman b0ne big black guys as he plays his Nintendo switch in te kitchen

she only wans him but he sez if she dont offer him the freedom he offers her shes a hypocrite

this is how aids and money pox spreads

she sez hes not the man she thought and stormed off to write in her diary

how dare a man who cheets on his woman be ok with b0ning with others?!

later he comes back and tries to make it right and he and the 2 ladies go to phantasmagoria with lord Byron not Byron the sinnoh gym leader

in da show this guy zaps a dead frog to make it move with galvanism

remember when Logan Paul tasered dead rats and all these candya55es whined of him "hurting" em?

What next? Eating a burger is mean to the dead cows?

then again candy a55 England arrested a guy for running at the dead queer i mean queen so dead lives matter, to people without brains

so she pooped it out for real and creditors come so they gotta skip town and its raining cuz England had cr-ppy weather

so ofcreen the baby dis andthey get bummed

we see her with the baby alive but its a dream so she writes of it in her diary

we eventually see em go to lord Byron who gets her to smile

after hanging out and devolved poems, she gets more into science/galvanization

percy gets more into drinking and mary sees a painting of a chick with a demon on her by the guy her mom wanted and she tried to OD after he went with another chick

Byron wants to have a contest of writing stories and clair i think wants him but he sez shes a silly girl and she runs off

mary follows her in the woos crying like a b0-ch and comforts her

later she dreams of I think Percy making a dead body move with lightning in her rom

she writes some cr-pabout it and later Percy comes by drunk as usual like hes an irish or something

he started on a story called da vampire wait its i think his homie who wrote it and percy thinks it s-cked

he almost sorta fights i think homie but it dont last and later gets b--chy over his responsibilities

mary sez "what responsibilitis" and he walks off and sits in a chair bummed

what a b--ch. some i mean hope he gets b0ned in the a55

clair got pregnant by i think Byron andis told he's provide for his offspring but thats it

the dangers of b0ning outside of marriage

mar sez bye to byron and he sez he never loved clair but only liked b0ning er cuz hes scum

after remembering her sensei i mean fathers words to use her own words to tell her cr-p she writes a story

percy reads it and is amazed she did something this good but wants the dr to make the perfect being that sows what man can aspire to for hope and perfection

shes too bummer think of hope or perfection as they s-ck

she takes it to publishers but they dont thin its a womanly story and thinks percy did it

spoiler; full metal alchemist, or Hagame No Renkin utsushi, was done by a chick, as was InuYasha

she sez women can now of pain and loss ad cr-p and is b--chy over being judged

clair relates to the monster in frankenstein as she was abandoned by the guy who filled her with spurm

so she gets rejected by publishers so she gets it done anon published and the introdution done by percy

but she gets mad at him for maybe taking credit and f ing up their life and has enuff of his cr-p

she takes a candle an crams it in his eye all he way in sayin "your useless brains need enlightenment" and he spazzes out and dies

jk really Percy sees her dad and wrote The Vampyre and Byron got the credit but he tried but didn't get it

Byron hates it and its a mocking on Byron sucking life outa things and wait, its not percy its some guy i dont know

this guy aint seen Percy in months and she goes back to i think her ads bookshop and people talk of how Frankenstein or The Modern Prometheus is great and if the cretures creator was nice it would turn out happy

Percy sez it wouldn't exist w/o him but really he inspired i and its writer is mary and she owes no one for making it

mary comes out and thought he left but he never expected how cr-ppy it would be

she gave up everything to be with him but she learned through pain an her choices made her w se is and regrets nothing

hey kiss each others mouth not parts an later she see her book in dads shop

hen text sez they had a 2n printing and mary was wit percy til he bit it and claire pooped out allegra like in robotech and bit it at age 10 with Byron paying or her

the vampyre write john Polidori killed himself after he didnt get his rights back at 25 like those gender offenders when you disagree with em

mary died at 53 and ha a son pecy jr like garlic jr or goku jr nd was berred next to her rents

hen we see her running and he words from frankenstrin sayig he was in the waves and darkness

then credits

music Dublin, anna rice, he vampire chiv?

the end

That was pretty fine

its lon and dark and kinda bummer, but hats how the story goes

writers and authors often have f'd up lives

look how Robert Munsch had all that pain

the people are kinda scummy 5kanks but there's nopt really swearing or violence

its not for kids but has kind of a pg theme

they're kinda losers and slackers like 90 guys in stoner movies

i thought there was a scene where percy dies in a sea thing and they find his body, but might be thinking of another movie

i never knew lord Byron b0ned mary shelly's sister pregnant

or that percy had a wife he sleazed out on

its a decent movie, not super great, but it tells the story

it don' really drag but goes on for a while and is a bit tricky to follow at times

but i didn't hate it

it gets it done

glad i saw it

for Mary Shelly 2 I want her son to try to brin her back with galvanism and alchemy but it f' out and makes a grotesque flesh abomination that goes around eating poors and he has to try o track it, but the higher status guys don't want him to as they are tired of those filthy poors befouling the town, and leave false clues to throw him of. Also its a 128 bit game on 2DS and PS Vita where you play as Percy Jr an gotta follow the clues but also figure out which are fake and its like a point and click thing like Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego.