The Adventures Of Dollie Review

Note: I spell lie the doll chic in Yugioh GX but not devolved

The Adventures Of Dollie

This is my review on The Adventures Of Dollie from the distsnt future yea to Oda Nobuaga of 1908(110 years befoe that Robotech Comic)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game

It stars  Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game,  Gladys Egan from Romance of a Jewess/A Corner in Wheat/The Unchanging Sea/The Zulu's Heart, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game and Madeline West who's not on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, Creator hater, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kun fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who goes with made up names and covers the real ones for the inane

I never saw this 4 but its Griffith, its gotta be good

its his 1st film too so i wanna see where it all started

after title see a little girl and her rents in the woods

they go by a water thing by the grass with rocks by the ede an kid sits with mom and fishes

dad comes with buckets and wait i think thats a gypywho tries o steal from her

she fights him off and dad comes by and beats that thing for its crimes

in samurai times they used theives for katana testing and lined em up to see how many you can cut through in 1 swing

bring that back

esp for gaijin

and im not calling it a gypsy as a joke

its called dat on Wikipedia

as a multi Slavic American, i can say I've heard thing of those gypsies

so it goes back to its gypsy agon with its woman it probably bought for being a good thief and virgin like that doc on soviet canada's state broadcaster the cbc

but it tried to make em look not bad wen they use kids to steal so they'd not get in as much trouble

and in the 2020s the homies got into hat with teens carjacking and stealing and murdering and beating and knifing

bring back the gallows

public executions would either scare em straight or clean those items out

and leave the bodies o rot as a lesson to he rest of em

no more of his young offender cr-p where a 17 year old cracks a guys head in and the media cant name it to protect that crack smoking ape

maybe use em in medical research like if there was a unit 731

but don't trust maruta, they deny history and facts

ban Ben Hur for spreading a "superstitious" belief in Christianity, then sucks rhino horn to try to cure their limp b0ners

so in he camp the wife tends o her alleged man and he's b--chy

he waves his hands around like an italiano and throws her down then goes off

dad plays badminton with his daughter  and when mom brings him off the gypsy steals the kid

i hope he dont try to b0ne her, thy often marry 14 year olds in heir rotuals

or like in he stink lands, spoon out kids eyes and use em for begging

mom finds her kid gone after being away or a few seconds like with john walsh jr being b0ned dead by that aids bag

btw, eff you john wash! i hate that omega pills adds you spam with shellfish juice to treat f'd joints

get f'd dead!!

by a big hiv positive gaijin!

dad asks guys for help and runs off

gypsy runs through a farmers field with his kid and possible meal an dad with guy chase after

at the wagon the gypsy brins the kid and puts her in a barrel to probably coo or ferment

dad and the search party search the wagon but dont find her and go on

the thieves celebrate their win and put he barrel in the wagon to use in heir rituals or offer to their gypsy go

hey race down he road and rough a river as hey dont fin their cr-ppy clothes getting wet as its stolen and probably befouled

in the river he barrel falls out an floats down it and goes over a small waterfall

a woman by the place he kid fished wait i think thats huck fin or n word jim, catches the barrel in fishing and brings it in

he's White as seen by his feet and dad comes by and they pen it to find his daughter

moms there and hugs her andthey reunite

the end

that was actually prtty cool

good kidnapping and rescue

its like divine intervention and help from a higher power saving the girl

good acting and no text cars, it all visual like mad max 2 the road warrior or tom and jerry

its well filmed and the barrel floating out rom the dip in the wagon was well done

glad i saw it

a good start to a good creer

and warnin of he danger of gypsies

didn't now new York had em in the 00s

did they get rid of em eventually?

For The Adventures Of Dollie 2 I want it to be right after and he girl told em wo took her so there's a manhunt for the gypsies. In the end the gypsies activate a self destruct thing in he olde worlde city of roman lie buildings and blows it but the good guys escape and gypsies melt to slime Also its an 8 bit game on NES/GB, Sega Master System/Game Gear, TG16, Atari Jauar and I mean 7800 and Lynx where you play as a cop in the 1900s goin in olde world high tech buildings lie the Tirolians in Robotech II The Sentinel and fihgt gypsies and crooks and the last level is escaping the blowing city.

A Perfect Getaway Review

Note: I spell perfect like Cell

A Perfect Getaway

This is my review on A Perfect Getaway from the distant future year to j fk bfore THEY turned him black and he eamed up with elvis to fight a mummy of 2009(The year Robotch season 1 happened)

Its directe by David Twohy who did  nothing I saw but wrote Critters 2: The Main Course/1989 Warlock/1993 The Fugitive/Waterworld/G.I. Jane/Pitch Black

It stars Steve Zahn from Stuart Little/2000 Hamlet/Dr. Dolittle 2/Stuart Little 2/Daddy Day Care/Diary of a Wimpy Kid/Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules/Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days/Friends/Phineas and Ferb/candy a55 Modern Family, Timothy Olyphant from Scream 2/Rock Star/2007 Hitman/Stop-Loss/2010 The Crazies/Rango/I Am Number Four/Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Milla Jovovich from Dazed and Confused/The Fifth Element/Zoolander/Resident Evilmovies/Zoolander 2*/King of the Hill/Robot Chicken, Kiele Sanchez fropm Stuck on You/Drunk History, Marley Shelton from Hercules in the Underworld/Warriors of Virtue/Pleasantville/Never Been Kissed/Uptown Girls/Sin City/W./Scream 4/2018 Rampage/American Dad!/2025 Matlock, openly australien chria emsworth who the turbo gay guy in Degrassi liked from 2009 Star Trek/The Cabin in the Woods/The Avengers/Star Trek Into Darkness/the bad Ghostbusters/Thor: God of Thunder on DS.

i never saw this b4 but its on pluto tv horror and is only under 2 hours

some reviewers said its good

after logoes we get om video footage of a wedding and a mila and a guy as a couple on a honeymoon over credits

hes in da gov and got a ateboard wack by his brother when hes 9

they go through a ungle and take a chopper to Hawaii lookin lie Jurassic park

after stopping by a fat gaijin they go through the ungle and mila sez "nothing ba happens in Hawaii" like the sacrifice and crime and drugs and pearl harbor isn't canon

they meet a blonde couple and the guys face isn't shown

they leave the couple as they are sketchy and the guy gets b-chy

they go on and climb a path and meet another couple who 1 is a writer or something

they talk about how theres people being killed and it is Hawaii so that sounds right wit all the drugs and gangs and cr-ppy people

they say its li the 90s movie natural born killers and mila and her man are suspect of it

they get to a waterfall pond and theguy and girl whos not main get naked to go skinny dipping

mila averts her eyes and later goes in the water, possible in some kinda swimsuit, and her man tries to get cellphone recption on a cliff

he hears i mean reads the illers might be mainlanders on a honeynmoon

mila talk with the naked chick as naed chociks bf looks crazy

mila man looks up a photo ok the iller an meets the guy from the car who wanted a ride who b--ched out

b==chy touh guy looking like ben stiller in dodgeball sez people die all the tie out here and ries his a55 over judging him for looking weird

he whips out his 9 inch b0ner and sticks it in main guys moth as he muffled sceeeams

jk really the other couple guy crazy look come up and ben stiller guy sez hes going to the next beach and is told he needs permets to go on

the crazy guy coupel and mila couple go on and i thin mr mila forgot his permets

crazy guy sez the movie he weirds needs a ood soy and 1 chick likes ohnny Depp as he didn do nothin

crazy guy was in a ictators palace in eye rac and fund drugs and treasure and iron man nd avengers silver age marvel comics

crazy loo sez hes in the specil forces and isn't allowed to say what but has a scar on is scalp and got his skull rebuilt with titanium

he has a big a55 knife like violence jack and din feel the head getting busted by shrapnel as theres no nerves in the brain

mr mila dont trust thecrazy guy thinkin he miht say hes got a baboon heart next

they go on and it rans an crazy guy uses a hammer to make his tent and throws it which mr mila catches an crazy eyes sez has good relexes

crazyeyes looks into the ungle and sez its probably a goat but mr mila sez he's seen no goats

crazy eyes sez hes got skills and drinks booze with  scorpion in the bottle

crazy eyes sez hes got more awareness and plans ou what to do in case anything happens when he gets on a plane an knows how the doors open or work

oh an mr ila is the writer an not crazy eyes

crazy eyes sez he survived a plane crash and goes out with a bow an arrow to catch dinner

when mr mila dont wanna o crazy eyes mocks him but mr mila sez he an adult and wont fall for it

they go ou together and he sez they aint hunting animals and talk of if crazy eyes is the killer and he sez somethings following em but i he was the killer he wouldn't stay here

the wifes talk and blonde wife sez shes tryin to et pregnant whch means b0ning and a preacher in confederate not soviet Georgia was against b0ing outside of marriage but his woman was b0ning a guy or something

mila sez her rents beat on each other and got 2 kids each but theres 5 and she as the monkey in the middle

also she talks about how she as wit a cool guy called rocky and they were j=rkin off each other and they stop to see a neighbors dog with undies on its neck that was hung from a tree

he se hed ice her if she tolkd an this was the 1st time told

mr mila finds a guy who brought permits he forgot an nearly chopped him up after talking him

crazy eyes bring a dead animal and his woman guts it for maing food as shes from the south

at night mr mila sez to mrs mila to keep talkin to cray uy to thin he's getting a movie and they can get to the end alive

in the day a chopper comes by an catches the ben stiller and his woman

later mila man and cry eyes go out i the sea on a kaya and mila loos through her wedding video on her camera

she realizes something an goes out to try to get mr mila back

she cant reavh him and tries calling but it don work so she runs and drops cam era and we see the wedding photo

crazy eyes andmr mila are in an inner water place and mr mila pulls a gun after hearing a prase Shake Dat Bush was from cool hand luke and he otta know dat

crazy eyes drns and seems out of it and we getta flasback to the ral mr mila getting his head blown open rom behnd in a sin city thing and taing their identity and pulling ot their eet and fingers

also crazy eyes was the normal one and got a ring to propose to theconfederate woman

an the confederate gf is the one trying to get em to stop, not mila

crazy eyes  falls in the water, confederate girl sez no so crazy eyes fires at her bu misses and mil fights her, beating her head on the rocks like tray von

mila runs off en at her and southern chic hrows her into the hole with water to he ocean as mil shanks her own name

se looked hrough the camera not la and saw the wedding photo want the ones she has with em

wait, mila shanked southern girls leg andshes looking f'd

te caya is upside down and she walks to the cliff ege and hears her phone ring with Dixie

its aguy tryin to ell her cr-p and ater trying o get that filthy underevilved gaijin to help, mr mila comes in and grabs her leg

she fights him of and he fires w/o looing an afterrunning outta ammo, she shans his hand with a switch blade and runs

mila is in a cayak and als with mr mil on da phone andcrazy eyes is alive and tyed under da caya and brathe air in it til hey left

his meal sull prptected him an scalp is coming off but he's got a hatchet and blade

he's he woodsman coming to save red ruding hood

confederate girl meets some locals who say shes safe and hey'll help bu she wants to get out

mr mila comes in saying "sweet heart, eelin better?' and mila gets a chopper

mr mila sez shes on meth an nots and hows em his meth but 1 guy who nows his sh-t sees her pupils are normal and his are expanded like a b0ner of a guy looking at that soviet chick in toshinden

h pulls out a gun and wstes the guys but crazy eyes jumps like 20 feet down and chops mr milas hand open

mr mila tries to fire but his hands fd and crazy eyestaes the gun and sez "how many people"

a cop chopper comes by and milas with em and tell him to put down he weapon

mr mila tries to get crazy eyes to end him and the cop snipers are gonna end him but southensess stops him and stands on him to shiel him

mr mila sez he' have iced him bu southern belle slugs him out saying "ur not him" and mila has the cops waste mr mila

in he ride bac, coneferate fins crazy eyes had the ring 1.5 years and needed he righ moment and hey go off in a chopper to get repaired

then credits to cool music

man a l of guys in security

and most of these guys are Mexicans

brad gayo? lol

he end

ha was cool

junkies being from main guys to bad guys like Tetsuo in Akira

i figuted the crazy eyes wasn't the killer as thats too obvious

mila being evil and icng her butt budy was good showing how ses bada55 but cold

good filming and action and acting

mr mila is good at seemin normal then going nuts

glad the good couple saved each other

they were pretty American with a war hero and confederate

its cool andlike conan he dventurer said in the cartoon, the easiest way is often a trap

as hey mae the obvious guys not it and the least ovbois ones it

gla i saw it

it holds up

For A Perfect Getaway 2 I want the crazy eys and his southern belle to be in a snowy place and mila returns o finish em off, but they encounter a partridge creek beast and gotta work together to escape, but also mila is plotting to end em and in the end they chop off her leg and the monster eats her. Also its an 16 bit game like The Lost Vikings on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, atar jaguar and gba where you switch between the 3 characters and each are wounded in different ways and can nly do 1 action and you gotta solve puzzels to get by.

Father Gets In The Game Review

Note: I spell like I Fly At Higher Game

Father Gets In The Game

This is my review on Father Gets In The Game from the ditant future year toGenghis Ghan of 1908(120 years before Transformers Zone)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper

It stars Mach Sennet from a lot I mean Mack Sennet, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar, Charles Avery from The Blackbird from 1926, Charles Gorman from Under Burning Skies/The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart, Marion Leonard from The Gibson Goddess, Jeanie MacPherson from nothing I saw

I never saw this b4 ut its grifith and otta be good

after totle we see a fancy chick in 1800s clothes come to a guy in a suit an top had like the monopoly guy with a beard

in the background is a bust like a Greek uy or maybe from before THEY wope out the Olde Worlde buildings and was saved

she has him it and takes off his hat even though he just stood up

she goes out and this chick wearin White but no like a Klansman comes in and suit guy comes up and puts on his hat

she gets him to sit an leaves an a moustache guy comes in an he gets uop

mustache takes of te beardoes hat an pipe andhas him sit down andleaes and bardo in suit seems wigged out or stressed

a guy whos like 5'2 comes in wearin a black suit and leaves and a guy in a loyht suit and black shirt comes in pointin and beardo and dancing around

he gets beardo to get up an at em andturns his hair i mean chair around and ets bottles from in a chair seat

wait its from a box on the chair and he chaves his beard

ater doing stuff to him with light suit in front on hm so we dont see him, he moves out and the beardo has dark hair and a moustache

he shoes him in a mirror andgets him  be ore licley an he runs around with 5'2 guy coming in and leavin

its the philosohers stone! it deaged him!

so he gets on a coat and praces around lively and gets his cane which probably has a blade in it in case some homies try b0ning him like gaijin in England

he oes out and comws to the 1800s chick who dont seem to know hm and leaves

he followa her and comes onto her but she chases him away woth an umbrella

he goes to the White robe woman, still not a klasman, this ain't the birth of a nation, and she grabs him by his coa front an  throws him into a bench

he goes around and sees a living, human, adult, straight, White, Same Species, same kingdom couple an gets excited

they go on and he gets kinda spazzy and they o on an te chick has a really huge butt! It really thicc! Like Natasha Crown! It ight be fake but shes pretty bottom heavy

the yugioh abridged guy would be j=rking off like a soviet to Katiya in Beavis and Butthead as hes butt seuxal

he goes after em and i guess he wants data55 and when the 2n couple sits, he oes after em and sits next to em

he shows the fata55 woman a book or w/e and bf dont like it and tries to et er attention which devolves to a fight and se leave with ex beardo

we see em in a restaurant and hes comim onto her and the waiter keeps gettin in the way

as ex beardo is onna smooch her face and not her tankbutt, the bf i thin comes in and after wiggin out, gets a restaurant guy to send the bf out to j-=rk off on the floor and lave it there for the dogs to eat

he smooches the fata55 on the thin mouth and at hme 1800s chick returns as does white robe non klan chick and mousacheio

ex beardo comes in and i think moustahio was the bf

ex beardo is celebrated by the guys an stache maybe bf puts a leaf thing on hs head like the romans or reeks or w/e, its the same thing

the end

that was pretty good

its a comedy but i usually only laugh at something really stppoid

like The Human Centipede III or Go Nagai's Harenchi Gakuen

this has fun acting and is kinda over the op but thats how 1900s films were

good filming and he effect ofthe hair turnin was well done

didn't expect that huge butt the uy went after

there's no title cards but it tells the story without em

its entertaining and has good fun

It seems like the beardo was fit and people thought he needed to stay at home but he didn't get weak from being old

My Grandpa was tough well into his 90s, but he's Slovenian so higher evolved

For Father Gets In The Game 2 I want the guy who deaged the beardo to met a chic who wants o be younger but after deaging her, she forgot she was a fatty years ago and tubbs up. Then she ries to o things but struggles with being ahue blob like on The Learning Channel. Also its a 32/64 bit 3D PLAtformer on N64, Sea Saturn, PS1 and 3DO where you gotta et around this roman lie city before its destroyed by THEM and struggle with your tonnage.

The Black Viper Review

Note: I spell blackasaur megaphone

The Black Viper

Tis is my review on The Black Viper from the distant future Yar to Yagyu Jubei of 1908(110 years before tht Robotech comic)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar

It stars Edward Dillon(deelin! yoo sun nova b--ch!! hand clash) from The Mothering Heart/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/America (1924), George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar, D. W. Griffith, Anthony O'Sullivan from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch.

I never saw it but its Grifith so its probably good and I like the name

after title we see a guy smoking by a metal staircase and men then women coming out like a clown car

then more men then more women and the last one he follows trying to get her to be his woman as i guess he wants to b0ne something thats alive for once

he grabs her arm and she don't consent like its the 3rd world but she fights him off

wait, my mistake, he pulls a knife and wastes her

So a guy comes at him and not like a hollywood producer on a teen and beats the black off him

the woman gets better from being dead and gets up as i guess he didn't actually shank her and she goes off with the guy who saved her

smoker goes off and not captain smoker from one piece with okama turning people

in an inside area 2 guys with face hair and hats play cads but its not Yugioh so i dont care

knifemo comes in and talks to em and gets a knife in is belt, where if he falls he loses his parts like a guy on the learning channel

they go out and we see the chick and a guy in an albert fish hat with her, i'm not sure if its the same guy or even the same gurl

the knife guy and his face hair friends attack and boot away the guy then capture the girl as a horse cart goes by

they're either cutting her up or tying her up, or both and the cart guy helps em bring her in and rides off with em

the chick as i think she wasn't the one who got caught runs into a house and runs out with guys after her like Madonna but these guys like women

they go to another horse cart and ddive off like the skeleton warriors guy on the hover jet bikes

the crooks get the caught guy in a rock quarry or some ruined building after THEY destroyed the olde worlde structures said to be the worlds fair in the 1900s

they send the cart away and carry him off to b0ne dead like its the soviet union or w/e and the other horse cart, this one is black and the bad guys one is White horse, come by and the people get out

the baddz run up a cliff side which looks like it got f'd by something and carry the guy up

this kinda goes on for a while as in the 1900s watching people walking was entertainment, as in the 2020s its watching people play videogames on twitch

the baddz throw rocks and wait it might not be headdz it might be the good guys

so the following guys take cover from rocks being thrown for a while

once in the 00s i saw these grade schooler throwing rocks at each other by a road

yeah this is why half he population is Creationist, you look at these apes and tell me things are improving!

so rocks fall and looks like we need thunderzord power

nah he guys up top leave and the followers are eventually going up

i think it was the baddz on top throwing rocks

so the baddz get to the top and the heroes are close in

the baddz get to a cabin an beat on the caught guy then 1 goes in the building next to em and the other 2 get wood(not as in b0ners)

are they gonna burn him at the steak?

its like winnie mandela  but w/o a tire or gasoline

nah they put him in the building an light the wood to burn it

1 guy on the roof fights another guy andthe building burns under him lie that mr beast video but outside

both fall off and fight in he smoke thats gonna f out their lungs

once i saw a brown guy using a power saw on pavement without any breathing protection

breathing in sand

thats the end of him!

so the knifemo seems to get it and the chic saves the guy who's blackked out probably from toxic fumes

they leave knifemo to die and he gets up, spazzes out an keels over

oh and the guy who helped her was the caught guy and he guy who fought him on he roof was him too

the end

that was pretty good

nice action and it picked up near the end with the burning schoolhouse

it dont use title cards but tells it visually like a go samurai thing or Tom and Jerry

the film quality is a55 but its over a century ago so its amazing we sill have this

pretty bada55 to have a guy pull a knife on a chick and beat her up

like Go Nagai or something

its only ke 10 mins an is public domain so you can do what you want with this

those horses were pretty big btw, like small elephants

overall its a pretty solid film

i like this one

you gotta take it for what it is and its time period but it does it well

an he's called the blac viper as its like the wolf in little red riding hood or wolverine in x men

called an animal but not literally being one

For The Black Viper 2 i want him to be devolved by th smoke and chemicals in it and they save him btu his arms and legs have fused into his boy so he's like a worm. bu he has a poisonous spit from being affected by the poison smoke and mutated to produce it like blight in batman beyond being nucular. he goes around trying to find how to move again in training and spits venom that rots out people. he goes through his whole life to get revenge on the people who wronged him since his birth with the cut who cut the skin off his thing an works his way up to the guy who stopped him in this ep, but the guy gets psychic powers form the smoke and can make a ki barrier and crushes him with it. also its an 8 bit game on sega master system and game gear, nes and game boy, tg16 Atari7800 and lynx where you play as the viper and go on missions to get through places and get the target alone to assassinate him or her.

Balked At The Altar Review

Note: I spell Balkan

Balked At The Altar

This is my review on Balked At The Altar from the distant future year to President efferson Davis of 1908(110 years before that Robotech Comic)

Is directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart

It stars Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart, D. W. Griffith, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart, Mack Sennett from a lot, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, and Mabel Stoughton from stuff but ain't on bac door, aids bag, sodom bottom, gender offender, frooty booty, beta male, soy boy, Creator hater,  banana crammer, queer as a deer wih a steer in its real, hippie soner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who called Grokipedia biased but uses made up naes an goes with crazy peoples delisions

I never saw this but its Grifith, its gotta be good

After title we see a chic reading a boo and a guy comes by

shes happy to see him and he smokes and leaves

anotherguy who looks blicketee black with White hair and a beer gut comes by with a dog and sack of cr-p and rins the bell

a chic with an apron and room sends him away cuz shes racist or w/e, but this is the 1900s, everyone is

apron klansman woman goes back in and a guy in a suit and hat comes by and this is all 1 shot, pretty impressive for 1908

so chic tries to get his attention but he aint interested and leaves

a beardo comes by and she pulls him away from the door but he leaves as he guy in da house he came to she came out

house guy sayz something to her but theres no sound like hat evangelion thing and laughs and leaves as man chic is giddy like james in pokemon

at this other place suit an hat guy goes around and meets a chic in a white dress and hat

she drops a paper and he gets it and goes after hr as blicketee black uy and his White dog come by

beardo is there and has a seat but falls and fights with guys sisiily til a guy breaks it up and brings him off o be b0ned dead like the soviets did in ww2

chick is getting ready an the guy brings beardo to her and its the laughing guy and they hang out

he goes but house guy gets a gun and makes him propose i a forced marriage like in the slum countries

so people get together for a weeding but it dont seem kosher so we need wedding peach to use her magical girl powers and search for you love like the sailor starlights who are manlier than the beta male soy boy wiener cleaners in bts and other k pop cr-p

so they go in the church or temple or w/e and beardo makes a break for it, runs around and ups out a window of stained glass thats clearly paper and drawn on

he runs through his dark area like the tunnels under buildings THEY do their rituals

or maybe its just cr-ppy film and its outside at night

guys chase him like its a silent movie and eventually hop a fence guys are working on and spill out

they get up and run and 1 guy im not sure whom falls on this hillside as the swarm goes over him

so thats where scooby doo got it from

bea5d is still running in the woods and climbs a tree but they get him and bring him back

hey go to the church and he says something that makes her not want him and slap him

he raises his big irish hand and smites her with a deadly blow and laughs as the dad pulls a pistol and shoots him in the head

jk really they sit down and chick is reading  book in a black void and laughing as i think it was only a story

the end

that wasn't bad

nice lite comedy and action

fun acting and a bit over the top but thats the 1900s for ja

often its a woman forced to marry a creepy man but here they changed it up

there were cartoons using this theme for decades so it did something right

the film is like 9 mins and public domain so anyone can do anything with it

good filming and they had some good things for little touches for all the characters

glas i saw it, its not so bad

and her reading the book at the end ws like Shning Force

For Balked At The Altar 2 I want beardo to go to the worlds fair and see all this sci fi things but there's an attack of a high tech thing going wrong an he has to escape using the sci fi items and tech to get away as it blows cuz THEY wanted to destroy the evidence. Also its an 8 it game on Sega Master System and Game ear, Nes and Game Boy, TG16, Atari7800 and Lynx where its lie the GBC Power Rangers Games and you o through epic cities THEY destroyed to cover the TRUTH.

The Zulu's Heart Review

Note: I spell de africanized

The Zulu's Heart

This Is My Review On The Zulu's Heart from the distant future year to American HeroJohn Wilkes Booth of 1908(120iah years before Transformers Zone)

Is directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband

It stars Charles Inslee from nothing I saw, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband, Gladys Egan from Romance of a Jewess/A Corner in Wheat/The Unchanging Sea, John R. Cumpson(sounds like p0rn0) from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband,  W. Chrystie Miller from A Corner in Wheat/The Tender Hearted Boy(aww how nice)/Judith of Bethulia/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma, and Mack Sennett from a lo of things

I never saw this but like Griffith so imma give it a chance

After title we see  these africans played by Americans and 1 carrys a kid or midget wraped in a cloth or paper

they seem to be worshipping the sky, possibly from ancient airships or ufos or flying cities or angels or daemons

a guy with a spear and shield comes by and gets the men there to get spears and run off a the woman kneels on the wrapped thing

the men go by a forest of American Trees and fall to theground and rise in some kind of worship

This wagon like in the ole weste comes by ulled by bog black horses who probably have big black d0ngs comes by and there's a White family in it

the woman has an item, maybe gold or diamonds, and the tribesmen come chasing after em

also 1 warrior has what seems like a templar cross on the shield, so there's some occylt connection there

a horseman come up by the wagon and has a guy looking sorta paul revere in a straw bonnet

he rides of dropping his hat ad i thnk the trib is following wagon tracks

the wagon ruses on te sops and the dad gets the woman and kid off then gets his rifle but spears get him

he tribesmen swarm and 1 raises the right arm in a roman salute bu its really the occult thing of high and low like the b=rph==t

they start eating and b0ning the guy as he isn't quite dead and spazzes out

jk this isn't soviet Mexico

the women try to escape through rocky terrain like its star trek or power rangers as mom wigs out

she hies the daughter and spazticly runs out as the tribemen get her

she's probably gonna be b0ned dead lie in soviet England

the rest go but 1 guy I tink the leader stands around and the daughter comes out

he sees her and pulls his knife but b4 he cuts her womb out and feeds on it like 21st century dr's, he stops and she holds up a doll

he drops the blade and seems to like the giel and i hope not in an arrange marriage way an carries her over rocks that were probably an ancient building that was destroyed by a grand disaster

he lays her down on a comfy rock, takes off his cloak and... puts it on her like a blanket

he seems to praise her and goes off to the tribe that has the mom captive

1 guy with the templar shield is gonna chop her up to eat or b0ne or both like that gay xxx star in soviet canada

kid lover stops him and after some kinda dispute, lifts the templar guys necklace and he stop

kid lover who probably i otta call something different, brings mom to daughter and the tribesmen go after

the tribe gets to the daughter 1st and takes of the cloak or w/e id lover put on her an carry her off

kid lover gets there and finds kids one and he/mom go off

the tribesmen bring the daughter who goes limp so they kick her, not something THEY would allow in modern films, and o on as mom/ki lover follow

the tribemen have her lying on the knee and pull a knife o cu her up to eat or use in rituals lie THEY do and africans do to albinos

but kid lover gets here in time an fights em and finishes 2 off quick and the last one takes a bit but he ends him

mom gets daughter and he shows em the way out bu she gives him her doll as a gift for saving her from being ritual sacrificed like THEY do

The End

that was pretty good

nice action and filming

yeah the acting was over the top, but thats how they made em bac then

i assume the guy who helped em was nice to em as no one ever gave him anything and he was move by the ids innocence

sort like Fudo with Yuria in Hokuto No Ken

it shows ho a noble spirit enbiggens the smallest man

not sure how the tribsmen got to the girl before the good one and mom but maybe its another group of em

is only like 8 mins but tells a good story

plus a lot of refs to the pas that THEY don't want US to know

eyah the actors were Whtes in make up, but in Degrassi zig is a slav played by a mexican and zoe is a mexican played by a slav

its a decent film and a good start to Griffith's work

For The Zulu's Heart 2 I want the mom and girl to be heading home through the wildrness and come across a cave to spend the night in, but its really an ancient temple an they gotta et hrough it as it activatd a lockdown mode by them hitting a switch. So they go through it to get to he core and face traps and puzzles to get to the core and use items found of ancient tech and power. Also its an 8 bit game like Golden Axe Warrior on Sega Master System, Game Gear, Nes, Game Boy, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as the mom and girl and solve puzzles as 1 player each or 1 playr switching between em.

Tension At Table Rock Review

Note I spell Tense

Tension At Table Rock

This is my review on Tension At Table Rock from the distant future year to D W Griffith of 1956(50 years efore transformers season 3)

Its directal by Charles Marquis Warren who did Arrowhead/Seven Angry Men/The Black Whip/Cattle Empire

It sars Richard Egan from Cripple Creek/Blackbeard the Pirate/Demetrius and the Gladiators, Dorothy Malone from The Big Sleep/The Lone Gun/1959 Warlock/Basic Instinct, Cameron Mitchell from The Robe/The Swarm/Jack-O/The Outcasts of Poker Flat, Billy Chapin from The Cockeyed Miracle/The Night of the Hunter/1953 Dragnet/Leave It to Beaver, Royal Dano from The Red Badge of Courage 1951/Moby Dick 1956/Father Knows Best/The Rifleman/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 1960/Tales of Wells Fargo/King of Kings 1961/Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/Death Valley Days/Moon of the Wolf/Cahill U.S. Marshal/Planet of the Apes the series/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Little House on the Prairie/Killer Klowns from Outer Space/Spaced Invaders/The Dark Half 1993, Edward Andrews(like bd/tr in robotech) from The Twilight Zone in the 60s/Avanti!/Sixteen Candles/Gremlins 1, John Dehner from Tulsa/The Texas Rangers 1951/Cripple Creek/Plymouth Adventure/Cast a Long Shadow/The Andy Griffith Show/The Twilight Zone 60s/The Beverly Hillbillies/The Rockford File/The Boys from Brazil/Airplane II: The Sequel, DeForest Kelley from 1959 Warlock/Town Tamer/Night of the Lepus/Star Trek: The Motion Picture/Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan/Star Trek III: The Search for Spock/Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home/tar Trek V: The Final Frontier/Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country/Star Trek/Star Trek: The Animated Series, Joe De Santis from Deadline – U.S.A./1963 The Outer Limits/Mission: Impossible the show/The Flying Nun, Angie Dickinson from Gun the Man Down/Young Billy Young/Death Hunt/Pay It Forward/2001 Ocean's Eleven/Judging Amy, Paul Richards from Demetrius and the Gladiators/Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Lauren Chapin from Father Knows Best/A Star Is Born 1954, Charles H. Gray from Cattle Empire/I Want to Live!, Joyce Jameson from The Outlaw Josey Wales/60s The Twilight Zone/My Favorite Martian/Andy Griffith Show/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Rockford Files/The WaltonszThe Outlaw Josey Wales/60s The Twilight Zone/My Favorite Martian/Andy Griffith Show/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Rockford Files/The Waltons/The Apartment, Suzanne Ridgeway from Around the World in 80 Days 1956/Three Stooges cr-p, and Jeanne Bates from 1961 The Twilight Zone/Eraserhead/Die Hard 2/Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation.

I never saw his but its 93 mins and 2.5 hours on Grit with adds

Its based on the book The Bitter Sage by Frank Gruber

after title and cedits in proper fullscreen an color a guy beats a man dad with a gun

some guys are looking for bad guys but theres a storm in daylight and sunny area by flashing lights for thunder so they take sheltwr

min guy meets blonde chick in a home in the wasteland and a dak hair/hat guy comes in

black hat was a war hero but a killer and iced a uy somain guy regrets being with him

dark hat dont want main guy to get the reward on him but main guy dont wanna and only wants to leave and  as black hat turns to ice him, main guy caps him

the posse comes by and they see the gun is in the holster and the chic sez main guy did it and he never gave the guy a chance

so then hes in ail and the governor gave him a full pardon and he gets paid 152$ an gets his cr-p back

he gets a voucher for reward money and goes to a hotel for 2$ a night and rips it up

he leaves his gun in the desk and goes down but people dont like him for icing a guy said to be his best friend like in the room wih tommy iseau

i evolves into a fiht and he beats em out like double dragon buthe gets beat down and leaves

after wandering to a country song of him being the bad guywith his face overlaid on the wasteland and cloudy sky like an anime opening, he meets a kid an gives a fake name

he hangs out with kid and kids dad and kid nows the song of him but dont now its him and wonders how a man can ice his best friend

when working on te ranch ki goes to get a gun he made and da who looks kinda mexicany while the kid is blonde, sees 2 guys cme by

they came to get smeone and find the kid with the gun and throw him down

they dont know main guy is main guy and has him work on their horses

the coach is coming and da draws a gun but the guys shred him with gunfire

main guy gets the gun and wastes em with bada55 moves

so the cops come by andsay he can getta reward but he dont want it as he dont want word out hes good with a gun

he gotta bring kid to his uncles and gets thrown off a horse like kid did

in town  these guys dont want the own to be violent and devolved lie soviet England wound up being in the 21st century with the gain b0ning and shanking each other so this moustache guy wants to do something

main guy and kid get to the uncles placeand he tells uncle and good blonde the ad got it and he was working there

main guy wants to go and the fam offers him work or dinner but he turns em down

uncle asks what happened and main guy sez the badds iced dad but he iced em

main uy goes out but kid follows and main guy sez he otta go to school to not grow up stppoid

spoiler; much of what THEY teach in school is cr-p

the uncle and good blonde think he might be better out there but a storms comming

main guy returns with kid and kid ants coffee

uncle offers to make main guy a deputee but he sez he might get shot

good blonde wants to have main guy stay for a bit to get kid used t tins but uncle sez its o for him to go

a night kid sneaks out and in the day theres cattle guys comming so this peter Cullen looking guy stops em with a gun as he dont want em f ing his crops

they dont wanna go hroughthe mounans so they lasso him and tear down his fence

not peter cllen tells the law uncle wo sez he gotta deal with it in court

a guy comes to tell the cattle guy the people dont want cattle guys in their town after 1 guy got crippled by other cattle guys shootin him and them busting up te town

are they gaijin?

so cattle head i think se they went through a lot in the wastelands and he then ells his men to keep it cool

ki asks main guy a lot of cr-plike my fat bimbo gf asking me about dbz characters and how main guy otta marry his aunt

good blonde talks of her husband and he sez as a kid he worked in a pet shop for free and kept going there

thats slavery

tey go tothe newspaper guywho whines of the law not doing jack sh-t or smith in the 21st century, and hes wasting his time on telling people

kid gets hired and theres hoofbeats as the cattle c-ck sukers come by with blonde good not caring and going shopping but i think they'll b0ne her lie she's in the slums or india or England or California or Haiti or amacia or other cesspools

the cattle candya55es come to a saloon an say nobody gets drunk and be nice

1 punk nearly beats a guy up for not saying anything and this is lie violence Jack with the biker gangs

they otta do a wasteland warrior thing in the 1800s, like after a disaster, people fight in the wastelands in steampunk cr-p

good lone retirns saying she did no shopping and reveals her huband ha an accident and got f;d and needs help

turns out he was brutally beaten like Mortal Kombat and got shell shock from it but tries not to be scared

at night the cattle dinks stomp their fee on the wood outside a building to scare the guy inside

in the bar main guy ges a ruk bada55edly andthis bar h00ker is into him

uncle sherri walks by and te cow punks stomp as he steps to f with him

he goes by bar and a guy sez they usually get more guys in the bar w/o cow crotchers but some can only take so much

e meets main guy and sez to an open town and main guy goes out and someone in the bar knows main guys past

in da bar 1 guy breaks a glass and a cattle head leadertakes him outsie to wal it off

not peter Cullen faces breaker and breaker caps him and plants a gun but  main guy sees it

this is going tom sawyer

the uncle sherrif takes him in but everyone sez "its self defence" and the cattle ais bags go back to camp

later the paper sez despite the people saying it, not peter Cullen was not a gunman and its lie wth the "experts" saying the poison is safe

uncle is malcontent over this and good blonde thinks they ota try elsewhere but he dot anna go back to sharecropping or hardware store owning andis soeone now

she sez except when the cattle drives come and he wigs out about how he cant and she sezit was a murder about the not Cullen

a guy comes by the paper i think a cattleman an trashes the place then papermantryes fighting back but is too skinny

main guy comes in, saves him by beating up the guy then another comes i wt a gun and ki tells him sohe kicks his a55 too

kid gets hisatm tended to and wants hot coffee and not the gta thing an doc sez kids an row up with a few broken bones

kids ok with his eft arm offering andblonde pumps brown water from a pump in the sink

blone trats him and uncle serif is there but they dont know and sez hes the man kid thinks he is

uncle closes the door andthey think he came in and he sees kid

then theres the trial whee after standing doing nothing for a bit, uncle queers out and dont change his testimony

paperman sez we all know he never carried a gun but didn't see it

main guy admits he saw the cattle ais spread the gun after icing him and goes on a speech of if a lie gets ahead of yoy it fs u up

uncle gets b--chy over him talking of lying/running away but he admits his real name and uncle changes his report as he lied

kid sez sorry for tesong and he didn't buy it andmain guys ok with it

cattle leader talks with saloo guy or w/e i think mayor andsez give him til 6 tonight and he'd fix it but after 6 the cattle guy sez hey come

saloon mayor or w/e wants a guy in town by 5 

paperman sez blonde good is gla he helpe her man andmain guy sez he wont leave

paperman sez bblonde wil go to him afte uncle is better and thats why hes stayin

they bring in deforest Kelly who knows main guy and jokes of how he iced the war hero who came at him

the saloon guy paid him 2000$ to ce someone i think sherrif uncle and main guy sezkelly otta go through him

he gives Kelly a coin and they go out to the town center to draw

ki and lode come by and call to him and he sez stay back

he takes out Kelly in 1 shot like Yusei andsaloon guy is gnna sniper main guy from behindbut uncle serri caps him through a door

the cattlemen cometo get the killr buhe ton as snipers in the window like sunset riders and they used their own fireams to protect themselves insrad of not owning em andhoping the law can handle it

the cattle c-c suckers leave and the townsfolk fire in the air to celebrate

kid sez main  guy is the fastest draw he saw andthey offer to ave him stay but he leaves for no reason a tells ki to takecare of uncle

the end

that was pretty good

nice story of lost men finding their way

the uncle got over his ptsd after shooting a guy

kinda thought uncle would bite it and main guy would get his woman

shows how celebs can e evil people an those against em can be good with the war hero he iced in the start.

nice acting but a bit hokey but its the 50s

good filming and action

its not 100 mph all the way but a good build and release like X Men 1

the cattle guys wern't evil but a problem, but it showed theres good on both sides

probably didn't wanna p-ss of anyone today like when they made Civil War Movies and both sides had good

i liked it, its a bit ploddy but holds up

glad I saw it

For Tension At Table Rock 2 I want the kid to have grown up all tough and manly and there was a disaster in the 1800s that nuked much of the civilization so people are in a burned out wasteland. The cattle riders go like a plague raiding land for their beasts to feed and feed them people they chop up. So the swarm has grown since the last encounter and some have surgically equipped cow parts to em for more strength. Te kid now has a blonde bodybuilder gf and they take on the cow guys and mancows with power exo suits to let em fight equal to em and some are several cows and men combined surgically into a mound of limbs and heads and are bosses. Its also a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari auar and GBA where you figt in ruined cities and farms and plantations and caves and beat up mancows and cow men.

Mary Shelley Review

Note: I spell like Shell

Mary Shelley

This is my review on Mary Shelley from the distant future year to percy shelly of 2017 (The year of the Malcontent Uprisings in Robotech)

Its directed by Haifaa al-Mansour who did nothing else I saw

It staraz Elle Fanning?! I never knew that was her in this! She also did I Am Sam/Daddy Day Care/The Door in the Floor/My Neighbor Totoro/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/Astro Boy/Super 8/Judging Amy/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and is pretty good so far, Douglas Booth from Noah/Jupiter Ascending, Tom Sturridge from nothing else I saw, Bel Powley from also nothing else I saw, Stephen Dillane from Zero Dark Thirty, Ben Hardy from Bohemian Rhapsody, openly hippie eco commie Maisie Williams frpm Robot Chicken, Joanne Froggatt fropm Life on Mars but not the new Genesis Game, Derek Riddell from Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles/Law & Order: UK/Garrow's Law, Hugh O'Conor from Chocolat/Garrow's Law.

I saw this b4 and its kinda grey and dead, but fitting as its brittish and they dont have souls

I thought it was good but a lot of people think it s-cked. but have you seen the 1800s? its before we had electricity and much indoor plumbing. they had to p-ss and cr-p in bowls and dump it outside!

plus the chick its based on was kind of a loser and commie and feminist, its not gonna be a positive movie. feminists aint happy people.

after logoes for a bit we get text saying she does things in her soul she dont get and we near a birt i mean britmo reading frankenstrin i think

this blonde runs home from chilling out with the stones in the grave yard like some goth or emo kid

shes in a cr-ppy town like nosferatu an gets home with her kid brother saying she was reading ghost stories

she shoulv've been in he book shop with dad who comes back and se hides hrr books and dad sez they are queer books but not like men b0ning men but weird like handalf I mean Gandalf sez

Handal sounds like he p0rn0 version like Luke Skinlicker for Star Wars

dad meets with guys and blonde plays in a white sheet like shes in the klan and sez she'd rise from your grave like altered beast to get revenge

at night she writes cr-p and her sister spazzes out in bed from a nightmare, probably a daemonic attacke

she goes down to rea by candle light and talks to dad about him missing mom

dad sez she was at war with everyone and later she reads i mean writes violent stories of a chick geting iced by some yokai or w/e

but mom or some b--ch sez she shoul be manning the shop and tries to take her notes

mary the blonde shoves her on her a55 and b--ch wigs out

may's sent to live in i think Scotland to develop her own writing style like kid muscle in kinnikuman nisei

he i mean she meets William baxter, the ancestor of buster in Arthur

she wants to contact her mom who bit it from a long illness with a seance or some black magic ritual like in yugioh and sez she iced her mom as she bit it days after pooping her out

she goes to a thing and sees Percy Shelly who thinks poetry otta reflect society or something gay

Percy likes her parents work and Percy could be for Perseus like the Historical Figure who saves the Blonde Ethiopian Andromeda and started a town in Greece thats still up

so he reads poetryand she likes it and later a group goes on a walk with 1 guy saying "if we're of God we might be part of Him"

Like Demon Lord Dante with splitting into ectoplasm to infect apes and evolve em into man?

Mary is 16 like Sailor Moon and Percy is 21 like maybe Darien and he wrote poetry for her in like love notes

mary gets word from soviet London that her sister clair bit it or w/e and he has someone tell Percy she's going

she returns to candy a55 London before the gaijin came in and knifed the people and clair aint dead but in a funk for weeks

she was actually faking being sick to get mary back and mary reads more lovey poems ffrom Percy

So Percy comes by to visit Mary and meet her fam and his work awaits publication

he wants to be Mary's Dads protege lie Yakko Tenma in Yugioh R To Pegasus

Dad has The Illead in Greek and Perc talks to Mar in the back to say hes into her but finds her mom bit it when mary was 10 days and he lied her rents writing

they talk of marriage lie its bad and she sez her rents wed to legetimize her, which means she was b0ning marys dad

they go to the grave yard and she enjoys being at her mms grave and he sez she wants something to fill the void

they hide in a church from a storm and Percy mocks The Creator daring Him to end em

Spoiler; He do! But not now

someone comes an they hide and make out in church

later Percy has a book and it might be better than his atheist promotion cr-p

he slips mary a note she hides in her cloths in the neck but not the b00bs like in anime

she comes out an reads i to clair her sister bit mrs shelly and hr daughter come by looking for Percy

This just went Jerry Springer

She aint seen her man in weeks an probably didn't get f'd in that long and ran away to be with him

Mary sez he's he dads student and thats it

also this is in color but dull and very widescreen

at dinner Mary reveals Pecy has a wife and he sez its in name only and its bad to force man and wife to live togeter

wait its clair who sed it andPercy sez he made a mistake and din tell her cuz she might not want him an hes in love with her

To quote Jerry spriner; if he'd cheet on his boyfriend to be with you, he might cheet on you when he finds someone better

see kim Kardashian marrying that guy for 2 months and cheeting on him with a bigger blacker guy

the b--ch complains of marys mom being impulsive and b0ning Percy and it might be a scandle and mary sez she dont care

mary runs off to hug Percy and dad tells her of for being impulsive like mom and how Percy is married and this is adulty

Percy sez he dont need to mary her as in he's gonna b0ne her in sin and dad sez gtfo a c-ck suckr

mary and clair run off with percy and in his horse cart to his place

after i think b0ning she sez she can write what she wants and they live drinking and writing girly cr-p

dad disowned and not debones Percy for his scandle for cheeting on his wife, ditching their kid and b0ning 5kanks

may goes back to dad to talk then returns to Percy to see him with a science kit dad having fun

he otta make meth like the beta male from Malcom in the middl

they move into a new a55 hpme an mary feels guilty as shes not doing what she otta to get her dream like in sailor moon

so she b0ned Percy too much and got pregnant but worries as she never has a mom an d don't know what to do

Percy sez its instinct and later se pooped it out but it might be a dream

clair sez theres a guy in her room but its only a nightmare and percy checked

so he has a dinner party and borrowed against his dads estate and his homie who both gotkicked outta oxford for an anon publishing of athiesm comes by

clair sings and later she writes ledgers but might as well be in latin cuz dad taught her and i think his homie tries b0ning her or making out woc with out consent

Percy and clair return and she ses clair out to eat d0ngs and tells Percy the homie tries doing things to her

Percy sez he dont own her and shes free to do what or who she wants

he's the kinda guy who'd let his woman b0ne big black guys as he plays his Nintendo switch in te kitchen

she only wans him but he sez if she dont offer him the freedom he offers her shes a hypocrite

this is how aids and money pox spreads

she sez hes not the man she thought and stormed off to write in her diary

how dare a man who cheets on his woman be ok with b0ning with others?!

later he comes back and tries to make it right and he and the 2 ladies go to phantasmagoria with lord Byron not Byron the sinnoh gym leader

in da show this guy zaps a dead frog to make it move with galvanism

remember when Logan Paul tasered dead rats and all these candya55es whined of him "hurting" em?

What next? Eating a burger is mean to the dead cows?

then again candy a55 England arrested a guy for running at the dead queer i mean queen so dead lives matter, to people without brains

so she pooped it out for real and creditors come so they gotta skip town and its raining cuz England had cr-ppy weather

so ofcreen the baby dis andthey get bummed

we see her with the baby alive but its a dream so she writes of it in her diary

we eventually see em go to lord Byron who gets her to smile

after hanging out and devolved poems, she gets more into science/galvanization

percy gets more into drinking and mary sees a painting of a chick with a demon on her by the guy her mom wanted and she tried to OD after he went with another chick

Byron wants to have a contest of writing stories and clair i think wants him but he sez shes a silly girl and she runs off

mary follows her in the woos crying like a b0-ch and comforts her

later she dreams of I think Percy making a dead body move with lightning in her rom

she writes some cr-pabout it and later Percy comes by drunk as usual like hes an irish or something

he started on a story called da vampire wait its i think his homie who wrote it and percy thinks it s-cked

he almost sorta fights i think homie but it dont last and later gets b--chy over his responsibilities

mary sez "what responsibilitis" and he walks off and sits in a chair bummed

what a b--ch. some i mean hope he gets b0ned in the a55

clair got pregnant by i think Byron andis told he's provide for his offspring but thats it

the dangers of b0ning outside of marriage

mar sez bye to byron and he sez he never loved clair but only liked b0ning er cuz hes scum

after remembering her sensei i mean fathers words to use her own words to tell her cr-p she writes a story

percy reads it and is amazed she did something this good but wants the dr to make the perfect being that sows what man can aspire to for hope and perfection

shes too bummer think of hope or perfection as they s-ck

she takes it to publishers but they dont thin its a womanly story and thinks percy did it

spoiler; full metal alchemist, or Hagame No Renkin utsushi, was done by a chick, as was InuYasha

she sez women can now of pain and loss ad cr-p and is b--chy over being judged

clair relates to the monster in frankenstein as she was abandoned by the guy who filled her with spurm

so she gets rejected by publishers so she gets it done anon published and the introdution done by percy

but she gets mad at him for maybe taking credit and f ing up their life and has enuff of his cr-p

she takes a candle an crams it in his eye all he way in sayin "your useless brains need enlightenment" and he spazzes out and dies

jk really Percy sees her dad and wrote The Vampyre and Byron got the credit but he tried but didn't get it

Byron hates it and its a mocking on Byron sucking life outa things and wait, its not percy its some guy i dont know

this guy aint seen Percy in months and she goes back to i think her ads bookshop and people talk of how Frankenstein or The Modern Prometheus is great and if the cretures creator was nice it would turn out happy

Percy sez it wouldn't exist w/o him but really he inspired i and its writer is mary and she owes no one for making it

mary comes out and thought he left but he never expected how cr-ppy it would be

she gave up everything to be with him but she learned through pain an her choices made her w se is and regrets nothing

hey kiss each others mouth not parts an later she see her book in dads shop

hen text sez they had a 2n printing and mary was wit percy til he bit it and claire pooped out allegra like in robotech and bit it at age 10 with Byron paying or her

the vampyre write john Polidori killed himself after he didnt get his rights back at 25 like those gender offenders when you disagree with em

mary died at 53 and ha a son pecy jr like garlic jr or goku jr nd was berred next to her rents

hen we see her running and he words from frankenstrin sayig he was in the waves and darkness

then credits

music Dublin, anna rice, he vampire chiv?

the end

That was pretty fine

its lon and dark and kinda bummer, but hats how the story goes

writers and authors often have f'd up lives

look how Robert Munsch had all that pain

the people are kinda scummy 5kanks but there's nopt really swearing or violence

its not for kids but has kind of a pg theme

they're kinda losers and slackers like 90 guys in stoner movies

i thought there was a scene where percy dies in a sea thing and they find his body, but might be thinking of another movie

i never knew lord Byron b0ned mary shelly's sister pregnant

or that percy had a wife he sleazed out on

its a decent movie, not super great, but it tells the story

it don' really drag but goes on for a while and is a bit tricky to follow at times

but i didn't hate it

it gets it done

glad i saw it

for Mary Shelly 2 I want her son to try to brin her back with galvanism and alchemy but it f' out and makes a grotesque flesh abomination that goes around eating poors and he has to try o track it, but the higher status guys don't want him to as they are tired of those filthy poors befouling the town, and leave false clues to throw him of. Also its a 128 bit game on 2DS and PS Vita where you play as Percy Jr an gotta follow the clues but also figure out which are fake and its like a point and click thing like Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego.

Riders Of The Purple Sage Review

note; i sprll bertter that those who claim to be puropler gendered

Riders Of The Purple Sage

thos is my review on Riders Of The Purple Sage from the distant future to lee Harvey swarld of year of 1996(10 ears before that robotech thing and American transformers season III)

oit direcyedby union slave Charles Haid who did Iron Will in the 90s(ew! its an irish! find the cure!)

it stars Ed Harris from Creepshow 1/The Truman Show/Enemy at the Gates/A History of Violence/Geostorm/The Rockford Files/Frasier, mrs ed harris Amy Madigan from Field of Dreams/Uncle Buck/The Dark Half/Law & Order, Henry Thomas from  E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial/Legends of the Fall/Gangs of New York/Ouija: Origin of Evil/Without a Trace/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Robin Tunney from Encino Man/End of Days/Paparazzi/Law & Order/the 2003 The Twilight Zone/Robot Chicken, Norbert Weisser from Midnight Express/Heaven's Gate/The Thing/Schindler's List/Angels & Demons/Aaahh!!! Real Monsters a nd G. D. Spradlin from The Godfather Part II/Apocalypse Now/Canadian Bacon.

Its based on a book by Zane Grey who's books were part of why westerns became popular, which lead to Jhn Ford and John Wayne, then Star Trek and other sci fi

adter cedits and title to horses riding with a sun overlaid on em we get this guy getting f'd up or sometuing and told to leave and as he dont wanna, this beardo has him drahgged by a horse d will have him whuipped

this chick repents her words and asks to him be spared and a mysterious rider comes in like violence jack but on a horse a55 and knows her name and gets water for his horse

he sez theres a lot of bada55es there and asks which one the teen belongs to but chick sezhes honest and to ask teen why he's treated this way

he asks teen but beardo sez not to interfere and stranger sez women word is law like a fenminazi or beta male and when told thats not their law saez to h-=ll with their law

teen sezhe was a friend of the chick and stranger is gonna cap em but sez his name is lassider or w/e and the beardoes men book it

she waters his horse and zes her places men got mean from being sh-t of and she wants em to be nicer but stranger sez they wont and he wants to find a grave of millier and she sez shes the onlyn one who knows

teen wants his riflre and chick sez if he had it teen ore deacon would be icec and we're 10 mins in and all this cr-p happened

so she gets him a gun abd the teen i think was ellot in et where he got mutated into a muppet or w/e

so in church the elders tell her off for not being married and having gunmen around and pray for her and for The Creator to mite the bad guys, then singing a Fountine of Blood

chick cries and later stranger is in the wastelands and meets i think teen and they ride talking of millie urn who's child i think was stolen and she suicded like a gender offender who cam't handle the truth

chickworks with horses and stranger and teen looking like jerry o connol come by then the chick and main guy ride to the watseland and theres huge ricks thatwere probably cities before the divine flame obliterated em for wickedness

she has heards around and stranger takes out a watch and looks longingly at this grave and chick goes off and sees someone riding and goes back to her ranch

this guy was capped and is there and sez rustlers took the heard and knows its a guy called oldrew and took em to the maze of canyons thats not a duck reproductive system and teen wants to help look

shot guy sez her rider guards were killed in by a reacon or w/e and hes gonna try again vs the russlers on the other her

ed teen ges along the wasteland canyons on a horses a55 and finds a herd of cattle but it stampedes from a guy carrying a white flag and guiding em

chick take the high ground and is therd an stranger comes in and chases off the russlers in a mrotcylce fight but with horses like in vigelante or renegade or we that master system game was

stranger falls over and i think go trampled and he survives and his horse got it bit he wants to waste the guts stampeding cattle but she dont want him to waste em like mary in violence jack not wanting Kenichi to ice rose who lesbianed yumi an was gonna do some kind of b0ning to her, but Kenichi saved her and shanked the speedo guards with throwing knives in front of her

ed teen comes across russlers and hides in plants and watches but they come at him and not with j-zz and he uses his fire arm to defend himself like The Right Honoable Mr Rittenhouse against those criminals

the signal f'd out nd he saw somethimg and then thetes stranger and chick getting ready and talking but the siganl s cr-ppy on grit and this is a 98 min movie with adds to get to 2.5 hours

so a min later we get the signal back and ed teen cares for a woman who i think was a russeler and sez not to take her back or she'd get hanged and wants to be left there to die

he dont wannaand goes to find a place to hide

k so the signal f'd out and we went to watch something else so later i went back to reviewing it when it was on again

so we see this chick praying in the rocky wastelands to he bafe and her friend to be protected ani think teen comes by the rocky place, but i forgot whos what in here as i haven't seen this is months

he looks in a cave and climbs a probably man made thing from ancient times

we see  long blonde chick like Lillian gish in a dusty  area, k shes jane and talks with a geezer of ho men were called in before the russtlers came but she is old by him she's wrong, but i thin hes covering it up

teen i think brings the rustler chick up a rocky area in a carry thing like a sleeping bag on a string like a cocoon, and its not the guy in the cave

jane sez she hire lassider to a guy looking cuzzy and she bring him called judkins to meet the ed and he dont lie ed icing people

ed sez they had it comming and judkins wans to help him and rides off

jane invites ed whos lassider to see her when he has time and he questons it but she wants to turn him Mormon or w/e

show him the play the book of mormon, that converted guys

at night by a fire rustler chick is going nuts and teen who i hink was the cave guy hugs her but not b0ning

then its day andjane tends to a horse and beardo comes by saing sorry about ur loss of the east herd and he's deacon tom i mean tull and he dont like ed for icing guys

also he wants her and thinks shes gay for ed and once all the other guys ar out, its him and her and he'd ice ed if he dont go

russler chick sez teen shot and saved her an talk o a guy who she sez is the best rider on the sage she's into

in her home janelooks at a suit in the closet and a watch on a desk and a oman sez ane cant live in da past

i thin se was a ghost or in her head as shes gone and ed coms by and isn invited for dinne, or supper as they say out west

she shows him her dads room she was in a bit ago and he's doing hard yime in solitary in dante's soviet inferno

after dinner they walk and she sez something so eh sooches her but she sez no and wants to run away from here

she sez shes fre but he sez she's oppressed lie THEY say o make women hate being women and she loves her land and home too much

in the cave so i think it is the same guy, teen and russlter chic say how his red men lived in the wild like this for years

a scuzzy guy wait i think is ed comes by and teen se ed saved his le once and ed sez he tracked him

in the dayed talks with teen of russler chick named bess like that site blocker in grade schools that stopped us from going to Gundam Official in the 90s

a storm is coming and she wants to tell him something, but not now, only b4 he goes

at night a old cleric comes by in black saying her dad waned him i mean her to marry deacon cull i mean tull and if she dont she'd be a heretic

arranged marraiges? what is this? the slum countries?

jane sez someone cme to ice the man ho ade millie abandon her man, and god and husband

then someone caps the cleric in the dark

then we see ed with jane and she's on the floor and he sez he loved his sister and it was millie

i misse a bit watching a dragon ball super video but he left for a bit and came bac and millie was gone and the family as dead or something

turns out he found from a letter she was bound, gagged and dragged from her home by 3 men and he went after em or 13 men i mean years

he found 1 and shot him in the guts and at some point found omething he wanted to, i dont know its hard to follow

but now he dont wanna kill anymore like buu after hercule as he found love with jane and she sems to like him

in the stone place the teen has a rock about to fall that is incase of defence that can be used to seal the pass

hes going and she sez she loves him and will be there when he returns like batman in 92

the jane comes out o the barn an sees something and faints

teen is in the field and a swarm o horsemen comewith guns and he fires on em but sees tull is with em and chases

i think the end i mean the end i mean the ed andwait its not him and the guy who helped him, itstell i mean tell i mean tull andanother horsegoes on and diteches it like ruce and his ding d0ng then hides in the grass

teen chases the horse an finds its empty andgoes back but sees a guy in a raty coat riding away and fires a lot til he eventually hits hi in the back like joh wayne never did

the guy sez bess and bites it and tull has teen at gunpoint asking how jane looks rom here

he makes teen undress then slides the firle i mean rifle into his a55 and says "here comes the suppository" and teen screams as the blast of the rifle blows him apart in the abdomen like a sack of chef boy ar dee

jk really we cut to jane with a body on the table and candles all over lie some ritual torevive Dracula in castlevania

she has the body berried and then a chic sethey arrested teen for horse stealing and murder and are gonna string him up

ed is onna do something and sez be ready to go in an hour and she yells at ed or waning revenge

she reveals her dad had a little girl taken to be his woman and tries to b0ne her woc with out consent and she did nothing til she heard the shot and help him as he bit it

when did this become the 3rd world?!

the little girl said she as he vengeance and not to interfere and ate her gun later

ed wears Mormon or rabbi clothes from dads closet and sez he's not doin it for the past but for her

in the courthouse o church or temple the teen is accused of workin with rustlers and is sentenced to be hung

then several guys get it and ed busts in like Arnold or stallone and astes the rest

he sez "call on ur god cuz he aint going the place u are" and gunz down cleric  who sentenced teen to be executed

he tells teen to get to the canyon and teen sees ed's wounded and se he iced some guy i forgot the name of

this is pretty bada55.

ed gets jane an her place is burning like burning force on sega genesis and escapes with her to the canyon

teen returns and tells bess baldrake or w/e is dead ans she sez thats her da so he sez he was shot stealing horsesbut not that he iced him

she wants a country not wild and bad lie this and looks lie the 90s chick from the song torn with her eyes and hair

jane and ed meet up with teen and bess and jane sez she's millie

jane sez teen iced baldrake or w/e and bess dont wanna go wth him but ed shows the locket with his family and its got a face she sees in her dreams of her mom she cant recall

tuns out millie is her mom and ed or jim or ed word jim is her uncle and milliwas her mom who got it at some point

so they go off and a swarm of motorcycle riding warrior and by mototcycle i mean horss but if this were the 80s it would be bikers, comes after em

after somehow outrunning em they get to th roc area an the moon is in the day sky as its curciling the flat earth above the firmament

ed sez the baddz are ridin tired horses and leaves the horse the jane is on through the maze of canoyn a55 ads the baddz o and theres steps cut into the rock, this was man made!

ed gets as far as the horse can go and ditches it lie Yoshi in mari world as hes a useless c=ck sucker and belongs in the ovens

ed brings em to the cavewhere they clim and i think beardo is comming at em from behind lie a gay p0rn0

eds let arm got  hole in its a55 and is soaked in blood and he treis to roll the stone to seal the only way up

she helps him and they strain like sh-tting out a 4 inch thick t-rd and the rock slams on thehole an beardo falls into the caves a55 he climbed up

teen and bess hear something andrie off on a new adventure in th boundless land

edn and i mean ed and janeare togetehrin this hilly rock castle thing and kiss

the end

that was pretty good

nice action and feel

good filming music and acting

tells a nice story, but kinda dumps on Mormons

but movies about immoral samurai aint racist against Japanese

didn't expect bess to be millie jr and the teen to ice her dad

its lie shakpere with hamlet shnkin polonius

or hondo with ohn ayne wasting the dad

or an anime

didn't epect janes dad or w/e to be the guy who went after eds sister

but it shows that even if someone you now does wron, you can still be friends with  smeone

like me being a pole an having openly ukranian friends afte the massacres they did to my kind

this is a pretty good movie and i'm glad i got to finish it

some parts were a bit hard to follow with soem accents and words from the past, but i got the gust of it

i mean gist of it

glad i saw it

oh an theres apparently a movie or book o rw/e this is a sequel to according to candy a55 wikipedia called The Heritage of the West and a sequel called The Rainbow Trail

so this is like watching star wars episode V instead of IV 1st

For Riders Of The Purple Sage 2 I want bess and her man to be wandering around the wastelands an encounter a flying city in the desert that battles Indians. they try et away but it follows em an they gotta find their way back to the rocky area lassider and Jane were as its really a battlefortress that was around before noahs flood that can fight the flying city of daemons that wanna end them as they are destined to be ancestors of a great warrior in the future. also its a 128 bi game like Zelda where you play as the guy or bess and fight through cryptids in the olde west an eplore the battlefotress rocky canyon area. on sega dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox.

The Beach Girls And The Monster Review

Note: I spell ad but in a good way, like this ilm

The Beach Girls And The Monster

This is my review on The Beach Girls And The Monster from the itant fiture year to stalin of 1965(40 years before Transformers The Movie)

Its directed by Jon Hall who diected nothing I saw

It stars Jon Hall from Kit Carson (1940), Sue Casey from An American in Paris/The Big Trees/The Band Wagon/Rear Window/Breakfast at Tiffany's, Walker Edmiston from 1962 The Flintstones/Star Trek: The Original Series/The Monkees/Little House on the Prairie/The Waltons/The Transformers/Spider-Man: The Animated Series/Avatar: The Last Airbender/Ben 10/The Green Berets/Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory/The Transformers: The Movie/The Great Mouse Detective, Read Morgan from  The A-Team/60s The Twilight Zone/Back to the Future/The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Gloria Neil from The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Beverly Hillbillies, an a buncha guys not on back door, aid bag, gender offender, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, Creator hater, queer as a eer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu base on plants, wikipeia, who avoids using peoples real names when they are insane.

I never saw this b4 but people say its so bad its good so i wanna see it

it starts with a surf song an bikini girls dancing an credits and title and a cr-ppy monster like a store bought power rangers thing

its in widescreen an b/w and 1 chick has a big butt

2 guys leave a fellow surfer to get food and hang with bikini girls to eat hot dogs

1 guy leaves the group to chase a bikini blonde and make out on the beach

she runs of and finds a cave and this cr-ppy seaweed sasquatch grabs her face and strangles her

in he real version they were b0ning and she died of butt damage

it lumbers of and a chick find her so they call da cops who come as this isn't soviet canada where it takes 53 mins for em to come

they ask the teens questions an find evolved footprints going to da ocean

later the paper spins to say a beauty clawed dead at beach

the nerd scientist sez its some animal that might've mutated and can breathe on land like the x men but cop thinks the teens iced her and don't trust teens

some guy talks to a lusty bartender chick who comes onto him and might be married to another guy and sez things of dad and he don't want her cuz lusty girls have diseases

wait i think the dad is the nerd and is there and the nerds son

after an accident he hangs out at a beach with lusty chicks and the lusty bar chick is his stepmom like that anime with the pokemon actors stepmothers sin

dr nerd likes his lusty new woman and is a good guy an his son use to aid him in the lab before the accident and the bar is in their big fancy house

later injured teen the son meets a devolved guy who has a film and wants to be a surfer not a scientist and marry his gf and the accident got him to see that

then we see a few mins of surfing footage to surfer music

also i'm not in a good mood when watching this after some bad luck and little things and my memories of anger getting to me

devolved guy shows son a mermaid statue he made after the chick who go it and he might want son to deliver it to her rents but he thins devolved guy otta

also devolved guy made a statue of the stepmom

son meets his gf whos not happy after blonde got it and wants to stay here a the pool

stepmom i think goes by saying shes going to model for a guy and is all 5kanky

sonwhines of stepmom being a 5kank and needs to get it an dad dont see how awfil se is

is it like courney love wacking kurt and he knew but went with it cuz he's a candy a55 beta male soy boy Creator hater?

gf swims in a shower cap like a sea shell and devolved guy has a crippled leg from i think the accident but dont swim and want to make a sculpture of stepmom but shes swimming for an hour

in the real version she was b0ning sea anemone like the 5kank in demon beast invasion who got fish pregnant

he goes off and the teens play in the poop i mean pool and make out

the seaweed sasquatch follows the 5kanky step mom but leaves her as i thin it dont wan he aids and she goes back to devolved guy

she sedce him but dont wanna b0ne a cripple and leaves so he hand crushes the statue

oh and he gave the dead chick fam the statue

at nights on picks up a an devolved guy who got no feeling in his dead leg

son dont wanna go to he lab an da thinks its wrong so devolved is let out of te car to walk to get used to his leg and they can talk

son sez at the accident he saw his life an its all work and he dont wanna go back a he has he money mom left him if hes a burden

dad thinks this is a good opportunity but son dont want it

in home stepmom b--ches at him saying stop whining of ur son and she dont like him

he crushes something in his hand to sand but i dint see

then its day and devolved guy lurks at the beach as bikini girls dance

i wonder if his man thing works or if its dead like his leg

in home da makes out with 5kany stepmom hes married to for 5 years and hes gay for her but she's a 5kank and wants men as she's tired of him being in a lab and she stays at home with no animals to b0ne

he offers to make it up to her and go to soviet Europe with the cannibals and butt hammerers

btw the monsters hardly is the as are the beach girls

much is some whiney losers whining like Degrassi or rebel without a cause

he dont want her going out cuz of the killer on the loose but she dont care

then a night fire of teens looking an dancing and probably smelling like cavemen

hay, his is clearly daytime an tinted blacker

2 teens go off to make out and the sea yokai is lurking around

it probably hates them being a straight white Christian bio legal age, same species couple and is triggered by it

1 teen plays a song on guitar about love or a while and a guy uses a lion puppet sez theres  monster in the surf and more singing of it

1 girl is a bit thiccer but not fat

they run off an leave a fire unattended an 1 forgot something

devolved guy whos probably been here all day j=rkin off his dead d0ng walks by and sees 1 teen attacked by the sea thing and calls son for help but he dont hear or care

the monster leaves atfer icing the guy who seems kinda black and his thicc gf finds devolved guy tending to dead bf and thinks he did him

cops eventually come and devolved guy sez he saw a monster and thick gf wigs out on him

the cops say cover the body and wait til the ambulance comes as they can help him with being dead and all

devolved guy limps off and steals a cop car and the cops open fire on him but stop

stepmom come back after sin and seems drunk

she finds a note saying come to my room when you get back from i think devolved guy

she eventually goes upstairs and the yokai grabs her and cuts her face and she bites it

all right rangers! We need thunderzord power!

devolevd guy comes home and we cut to i think son name Richard or dick like spotted dick the brits put in their mouth like with monkey pox, is driving his gf and talking of if it was a sea monster

son sez with radiation a creature can grow 3x its size and i think it was also atmospheric things like increasing the pressure can make fish grow like before the flood

he thinks theres a cave the thing is in and they go as she dont want him to go alone

its clearly day and the sun shines on the water and they tinted it darker and son goes in a tube or pipe in the beach alone even though she made a sin about not going back alone

he finds a cat and returns thinking theres nothing there and he needs another way to help devolved guy named mark like the guy in the room

markripple the devolved finds the 5kanky stempmoms shoes and finds the door locked so he jimmys it with a screwdriver and finds a monster head mask

then the real monster comes by an fights him as his punches do nothing

he eventually gets a knife an shanks it but gets his face cut up and the main character couple come home

they see the monster is the dad in a suit as the mask fell off and went nuts and he runs out and drives off like in dr mabuse or a clockwork orange

teens tell da cops and the cops get on it and i never saw this but think he might get it in a car accident or of his knife wounds

sherrif sez dad was icing teens for the son and they tail him or a while and he goes off the cliff and the car blows in a fireball for no reason

the cop an teens find him eventually and we see the car burning

the end

That was pretty fun

Its a teen movie and is mostly teens dancing and chat with a bit o monster

Its not trying to be The Ten Commandments or Metropolis, but has some good ideas

Its kinda fun and lite and no nue scenes or swearing

Its kinda clean, which modern teen movies don't do, but devolve to lust and sin

I mean the most teens to here is make out and the 5kank gets iced

Its like Breaker High or something

I'm writing this last bit after the movie after taking a sleep and having some cookies and milk, so I'm in a better mood

Its a entertaining movie and i didn't expect the dad to be the monster

but it makes sense as he said it might be a mutant to try to get the son back to work and hrow suspicion off him

thats kinda smart

and he debate of life vs work wasnn't bad

its sorta like Wild Guitar with its cheap teen style but I think Wild Guitar had more Charisma but cr-ppier acting

if you want a movie to enoy with drinking buddies and make comments at, this would be pretty fun

like The Final Destination or The Room, but those are more fun to joke of

and its like 70 mins, not a big time investment

Glad I saw this

For The Beach Girls And The Monster I want the son to us his science and surfing skills as 1 to come up with new surf moves based on animal styles like with kung fu of the monkey and crane, but the crippled guy is malcontent and makes a metal armor suit to attack teens for blaming him for icing the teen, and he lurks around taking out teens and makes sure to leave no survivors as they'd out im. Also its an 8 bit platform game on Nes, Game Boy Master System, Game Gear, TF16, Atari 7800 and Lyn where you play as the devo,ved guy nd sneak aound taking out teens but if 1 gets away you gotta try again.

Doom Review

Note: I sopell 1st person shooter but never played em much

Doom

This is my review on Doom from the distant future yea to American Hero Francisco Franco of 2005 (The year of The Transformers Movie)

Its directed by openly Polish, or, el polen zakken, Andrzej Bartkowiak who did Romeo Must Die/Exit Wounds/Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, man these kinda s-ck.

It stars Karl Urban from Ghost Ship/The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers/The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King/Bourne Supremacy/Star Trek/Dredd/Star Trek Into Darkness/Walking with Dinosaurs/Star Trek Beyond/Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker(ew)Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/Xena: Warrior Princess/The Boys, wwf jacka55 Dwayne Johnson from Walking Tall/Hercules/San Andreas/Jem and the Holograms/That '70s Show/Family Guy/Transformers: Prime, Rosamund Pike(like the demon worshipper?) from the 2005 Pride & Prejudice, brainally challenged DeObia Oparei fro m Alien 3/2001s Moulin Rouge!/the 00s The Four Feathers/Dredd/Independence Day: Resurgence, el deviento Ben Daniel from Jack the Giant Slayer/Rogue One: A Star Wars Story/Law & Order: UK, Raz Adoti from Gangster No. 1/Black Hawk Down/Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Richard Brake from Cold Mountain/Batman Begins/Hannibal Rising/2009s Halloween II/Cold Case, Dexter Fletcher from The Elephant Man/The Patriot/Kick-A55/Band of Brothers, Al Weaver from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Brian Steele(NOT brian griffin trying to seduce stewie in a dress) from Men ln BI=ck II/H=llboy/Resident Evil: Extinction/Terminator Salvation/Predators, surprisingly Christian Doug Jones from Batman Returns/Hocus Pocus/Tank Girl/Mimic/Warriors of Virtue/Mystery Men/Three Kings/The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle/Adaptation/Men ln BI=ck II/Stuck on You/H=llboy/Pan's Labyrinth/Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer/Ouija: Origin of Evil/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Party of Five/Unsolved Mysteries/Star Trek: Discovery/All Star music video, and a frw guys not on candy a55 wikeipedea, you knowm reading how good Jones is, inspired me to be nicer, gives me a good feeling

I saw this movie before and never played the games as i dont like fps but the critics said it was cr-ppy, though i wasn't hating it then

in the distant future year of, 2026? Thats not so future, they found a gate in the Nevada desert to mars. 20 years ater, theres a mars base like robotech and we get logos

then we see the base and people spazzin out and a scientist trying to keep people out saying quarintine

a chicks arm is caught in the door and comes off looking kinda cool

then this unknown monster rips it open and we get title

then the rock whos a marine with semper fi on his back tattooed like an animal brand gets orders to chec it out

theres a crew of space soldiers and 1 is on a blocky rectangle like a game boy but making Atari sounds in 2046. after the third robotech war and invid thing

da rol sez they going there and tells a guy see ja when I get back

this has a really 00s look and feel and is in widescreen but still has some color

weren't the games in h-ll or something and fighting demons?

well, some say space is fake and aliens are demons/fallen angels, so they probably got gated to there

they go to the desert and this pillar comes out an opens then a metalelevator comes out

they go in and rock sz "u hesiate, people die" and they go into the hollow earth

so they space fold over and meet a guy who got his lower boy warped to another galazy and he's on a wheeled thing plugged into where his lower half would be

rok sez no one gets in the main area w/o permission and they look at the people quarentined

1 creepy guy tries o search the chics bodies but is stopped b4 he b0ned em

they meet a blonde scientist chic like in alone in the dark but not as bimbo who needs to get this archeology and research up there they teste an archeological cr-p up there

shes the sister of 1 army guy there and a blackasaur suggests the guy b0nes her

same family love, accepted by 2046

the guys go in an elevator with the blonde and da roc sez who goes where  and they go to investigate

its dark and has blue light and steam and this Japanese guy named Takahashi is called Mac like Mac and me or House the 70s movie with the girls and the ghosts thats like an anime

they go through a lab like a higher budget house o the ded movie an theres like big heart in a tube an barking dogs to probably be vivisected or injected with aids or combine into 1boy like the soviets dd.

2 guys find a hole in the grounds a55 and its said to be a holding cell that a guy gets the lusty guy to touch and get zapped as it electrified

rok finds an armory and the BFG or big effin gun on a computer screen

he needs dna verification and is denied

1 guy opens fire on something he saw moving and reports friendly fire

blonde found humanoid remains there and rebuilt the skeleton but didn't tell her bother and its got 24 chromosomes that make it stronger and faster and immune to disease an superior

but earlier remains has 23 and somehow they got more to digivolve

and i think their rents bit it on that dig site they found the advanced bones

some guys open fire on something but I was reading of oom Guy on candy a55 wikipedia and this f'd up wounded guy comes by and blonde tries to help him

the marnes go out an say something of finding a body to go with the arm

lusty guy is asked for help and he gives the guy an item I think are drugs

but winner on do drugs

Trump never did drugs an won but kirby morrow od'd and went to h e double Ireland

1 guy drops a can own stairs an tis blackasaur goes through this wall they phaze through like a force fiend i mean field and examine the f'd guy

f'd guy spazzes out saying "its inside" with devolved teeth, probably a brit, EW!!! 

i looked away to sign in to my thing and saw a guy fought what he called some kinda monkey

the blonde gets blood from f'd guy and when she looks away he vanishes

1 shoT has a body with rips out and it looks cool as its not cg

the army men go in a watery area and 1 guy falls in a hole as 1 quotes the Bible of the enemy being like a lion

man we're like an hour in with adds and that felt like nothing

sorta like Alien 1 with the guys lookin around

so they come across a melted monster like bio broly who f'd up a guy in army and like pooped an intestine on his wound on his neck

they get him to med bay and try to save him even defibulating and blonde sez this guy vanished

they try more but he stays dead and i guess didn't have an extra life

don't worry, he's gonna be ok, he just needs some rest

roc shows her something he found and she sez the atmosphere didn't support life and 1 guy thinks it came from another planet

there may be more of em and they can't let it come to the ark door and the ark is the thing that teleports em like stargate

she dissects the bio broly monster and needs a saw from the nano wall phase thing and has blackasaur get it

roc goes on about weapons and i wasn't paying attention and blonde goes out and finds blackasaur with the bonesaw

a dog barks at blackaasur and she gets back in the lab but this big xenomorph looking thing attacks an this cQndQm intestine thing gets in the room blacakasur and blonde are in

this better not go like android 18 an bacterian

rock and fienfs make it to the dig site an 1 guy i think main guy looks out the shudders and sees a dig site with people and rock sez this is where it happened

i think it was a flash back

they get word the north airlock is safe and roc hears something and finds another guy missing a head

they open fire and it gets back to the lab area and leaves a blood trail and rock sez if anyone gets in blow the ark

like Noah's Arc getting em to safety from the demons and giants?

1 guy finds a human hand and it looks like the ones in Edward scisorhands

blonde goes through the bio brloy monsters guts and it cool and real matter and gooey like starship troopers

the dead army guy gets better and goes zombie and bangs his head on the glass til he falls and blonde sez he was turning

lusty guy gotta tae a big black dump and aint in diapers like some gamers

rock uses a woman sample to get the big FAT guy according to the Bounce Airing of this

why not say Bio Force Gun?

wait, bio force? does using it burn away the users life?

1 blackasaur has a chaingun and isn't this like the future? where all the phazer guns? why are they still using bullets?

this sasquatch yokai grabs the blackasaur with chain gun and slams him on the pipes then leaves and hes in a room wait i think its the containment cell hole in the a55 floor

lusty guy makes a recording of his status and chaingun blackasaur fights this sasquatch xenomorph but after beating on it with a 90s computer monitor, gets zapped then gets the monster zapped on the wall and climbs a chain but falls

wow, we're 90 mins in with adds, that didn't feel like much

roc finds chaingun blackasur dead on the fllor and lusty guy crawls around the toilet room and sees a rat but gets pulled through the floor and busted around

roc uses the bfg and not big friendly giant and it blows a blue hole in the walls a55 and lusty guys dead

roc gets back and sees dead guy got better and suisided on the wall and a corpse guy is half in the phase wall

turns out the monsters are the scientists and others devolved so rock sez the guy in the wall is unsavable and blows him out saying hes dead

hes getting p-ssed and wants to know whats the experiment on and blond says its an archeological dig

brother asks what they were sent to protect and she sez the research thing

she shows a video of em injecting a guy but sez they were never gonna go human things

1 mentions Genesis chapter 9 an we see injected guy in the elcetic hole in the a55 and spazzing out

she sez they can perfect xenogenesis and they were sent to protect the data

doom guy called grimm wants to destroy the research like the maruta claim happened in the alleged unit 731 butrock wants to bring it back

rock sez leave blonde and bro gives her a thing to contact him on

they go through silver halls and somethin got through and theres a system reboots they gotta wait 5 mins, probably needed to update against the users will or consent

oom guy brother nmain guy grimm goes back to sister to get her but she wants to talk about how the skeleton died protecting her kids not eating em and the chromosome made others mental

turns out the disease only affects those with bad dna and genetic psychotic things and they left mars to come to earth to start it on an arc

what is this? Go Nagai? Or Ancient Aliens?

rock goes in the warp things like galaxy quest and it looks like it wit the phlegm clear thing warping him off

hes in the base or w/e and theres a countdown an he wastEs guys

blonde and doom guy get to a place and roc wastes the rest of the survivors in the quarentine or base or w/e

the younger soldier finds a family of women and children and comes back to find wheel guy saying not to ice him and he has no neck wound or sign of inection

kid sez its wrong to ice the innocent an rock wants em iced as he give the orders and kid wont obey

rock blows him out and sez he was disobeying and punished by execution

doom guy has enuff of the rock like me in the 90s and is gonna cap him but wheel man is attaced by a sasquatch thing and slammed on the table

all h-ll breaks loose and the last soldiers fight the devolved zombie guys running into gunfire

they get past the phase barrier and close it but blackasauer gets dragged through the floor and rock through the phase wall

blonde gets borther i think back and he's all f'd up so she treats him and he sez to detonate the place after getting out

she wants to give him the chromosome thing  like its the 2020s and the gov wants you devolve but he dont want it

he relents and gives her his gun saying 1 in the heart 1 in the head an she injects him thinking it'll evolve him as he's a good guy

is this like the golden crystal in sailor moon super s how the unworthy are burned away in greenfire?

he gets better and heals and we get a cool 1st person thing of him taking guys out like house of the dead in 1 shot but really edited

hes digvolved into bada55

this is the best part of the movie

wheel guy evolve into a maggot dog thing and eats him don but he has another guy and beats it with a chainsaw on its wheel back then shotguns it

he gets to a room and there a living wall like contra pulsating in the famicom version

he gets to his sister whos alive and rock is there who iced all the survivors even the kids

quarintine is over and rock/doom guy fight with his last bfg shot being dodged and doom guy having half a clip

they get to a big blue room kinda like demolition man or the mortal instruments city of bones and roc tries a sneak attack but doom uy saw it comming and went around to fire on him

after lurking around rock break trough glass, sez semper fi and they fist fight/wwf fight/power rangers fight

doom guy get roc caught in metal but he breaks out like the hulk and bends steel on his arm to fight with

they fight and rok stabs doom guy through the hand with the metal so he uses a warp to send rock who's devolving through the space fold and rips the metal through his hand so he dont go through after rock

then sends a detonater and blows the base then carries his blonde sister out after auto healing like Garlic Jr

then credits like an fps thing

the end

That was pretty cool

good action, actin, music, style and effects

There's good bible refs like the arc and demons ad genetic f ing and cursed bloodlines and eating kids and warp gates an ancient tech

its not trying to be gone with the wind or urotsukidoji but is a action movie with a good sci fi angle

i use to think the roc should've devolved into some cgi monster, but looking at it now I see he was starting to turn and ha he lived, then he'd go yokai sasquatch okama

it has good flow and doesn't drag and doesn't feel as long as it is

its based on a game you cap monsters an this s guys capping monsters so its accurate

whatever people hated about this i didn't get

this is cool

and i don't like fps with getting hit by offscreen guys but do like 1st person dungeon crawlers as you don't gotta react in real time

i liked it and I'm glad I saw it again

For Doom 2 I want it to be revealed the virus was demons and the elevator warp gate to mars was really a inner area of the hollow earth. Doom guy is higher evolved and the gov is reverse engineering him to digivolve the population, but there's too many evil people go are revealed to have demon ancestry so the thing awakened it Doom guy and a group of others who din' urn go into the burning city to waste all the devolved who are various monsters and yokai and oni and you gotta bust em out. Also its a 128 bit run n gun with up to 4 players in a 2d sie scrolling thing like the Toxic Crusaders and Ninja Turtles ps4 games and the rock is back as a building sized monster in the final boss who revived by his brain ragment fusing with the remains o the others in the base and regenerating, and you gotta blow his organs to beat him.