The Song Of The Shirt Review

Note: i spell bsd bu its ood inda bad

The Song Of The Shirt

This is my review on The Song Of The Shirt from the distant future year to Bible Guys of 1908(90 years befoe yhe global civil war in Robotech)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour

It satar Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/-The Fatal Hour, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/The Black Viper/Where The Breakers Roar, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma, Mack Sennett from a lot and Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement.

I never saw this but I like Griffith

after a title card we see a woman by a younger female in bed but not b0ning

i think shes almost dead like the soviets got er

older woman walks around talking and seeming b--chy then gets on a blanket for her shoulders and kisses the probably dead chick and leaves

in a room these 4 guys chat and 1 is at a desk with a microphone and 1 guy leaves

older lady goes out by acme waist somethin hands sign place and in a room of what looks like pizza boxes and no monkey poxes an a guy doing clothes or soething

a guy in a hat comes in and she begs him but he's busy and another guys sends her out

1 guy gives a note to the microphone guy and he leaves

sick chick with no d=== or pr=ck is spazzing out for a bit

lady goes in the pizza boxes probably used for other things but not secks items and  begs guys for help but they dont give a rats a55

1 guy wraps up a thing and gives it to her and she leaves thankfully

in a restaurant the microphone guy has dinner with a broad and has champaign which is bad and alcohol is as bad as smokes or sodomy

in her home the lady uses a sewing machine to work on the cr-p the guy gave her as her daughter i think struggles to live

mom tends to her and goes back to sewing that cloth like Shiryu in  Saint Seiya offering his Blood to fix his n seiyas bronze clothes

or magical energy in the dic dub

the pizza box place has a guy go to see lady and finds the shirts s-ck so he takes em back and goes

he left 1 and se goes to the microphone guy begging him but is sent out

the 1st microphone guy is with broas at a restaurant where 1 dances then smooches him

in he real version they were b0ning

they dance an drink and then we see other guys at the resairant having wine or blood and meat

mom comes home and her kid spazzes out and i think bites it

dont worry, shes gonna be ok, theres a hospital planet near by, she's one into a coma, i can see her parachutes

the end

that was petty solid

pretty juxataposed look at rich and poors

shows how some are happy and free and others rot and die

some might see it as bashing the successful for not doing anything about the poors

or blaming them for the poors biting it

but who sez the winners gotta throw away their wins for losers?

not blaming the poors, but the rich got their money, they don't owe the poors

if they wanted to they could give it, but you don't want enforced compliance

that makes the ruch angry their earning are stolen and given to those who didn't ear it

like if mario sold 2 million units and they gave half of that to awesome possum kicks dr machinoes butt as no one liked it

if you take from them with out consent, or woc, thats stealing

and if you make rules saying, you gotta do this, its like pulling a knife and saying, you gota pay

still its well made and tells the story clear without intertitles

plus we Know Griffith isn't a commie as seen in Orphan Of The Storm

I see it more as asking for help instead of making someone help

like saying "can i have a ride" to car jacking someone

For The Song Of The Shirt 2 I want her to blame anyone she asked for help for her daughter going to h e double soviet England and gives up on life to go out with a blade and cut dem down. And the cops are trying to stop her as she goes through her list , by finding clues to who this is and why. Also its an 8 bit point and click text adventure on nes, game boy master system, game gear, tg16, arati lynx and 7800 where you are he head dick trying to fin clues and go around to find the bad guy and ends in a boss battle with her using dice of your gun and billy club vs her blade.

The Fatal Hour Review

Note: I spell bad and my yboard is fd bt i do try to fix the worst of it

The Fatal Hour

This is my review on The Fatal Hour from the ditant future yar toNepoleon of 1908(130 years efore the 3rd robotech war)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar

It stars George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar. Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar, Albany origin and steamed hams fan Florence Auer from The North Star/Madame Bovary 1949, Charles Gorman from Under Burning Skies/The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/Father Gets In The Game, The director D. W. Griffith, Posible ancestor of Robotech' Anatole: Marion Leonard from The Gibson Goddess, Jeanie MacPherson from mostly writing films, Anthony O'Sullivan from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/A Calamitous Elopement and Mack Sennett from too much to say.

I never saw this but its by Griffith and on youtube found a video of it looing rough but its the best i could get at he time

after title, kinda, its like on a workprint or something, we see a cart with 2 White horses racing by a woody area

this maruta lets the White Man out and the kart driven by another possible Maruta goes on

he walks off and we see a female in a hat and dress waling by this view of the sea on a higher place that was probably a building before the Little Season Of Deception wiped it out

the guy from the cart i thin wals after her and she walks on big stone rocs that were probably a building before the destruction

plus the wall of the roc thing looks kinda square

he meets her and they go back as the White horse cat returns

the maruta captures her and drives away and main guy falls to the round overacting like Power Rangers

Then outta nowhere, 2 cops come and run off as a White Shirt woman in a big White hat comes by and a guy looking like this guy who's woman ot caught but bigger

they all go off in a few directions and we see some ids looking like Huc Finn and Tom Sawyer then bigger guy and big hat lady go by with hat lady following him out of sight

A maruta comes by and pays bigger hat guy then books it asbigger guy has a smoke and hat lady flirts with him then they walk off

they go to  restaurant and shes in a black dress and bigger guy argues with waiter as bigger guy smokes

she slips something in his drink like cardi b and he gets kinda blacked out

she checks his pockets and gets a note then uses the phone on the wall as waiter waes bigger guy up

bigger guy hassles her and when waiter comes in he slugs waiter out and runs and she follows

in tis slummy house the maruta bring in the caught White Women to probably b0ne like with Soviets and frenchies in their revlutions

1 maruta leaves but a woman gets out and getscaught by him and another maruta in the house and a 3rd

bigger guy comms by all spazzed out and White Hat Woman with copscome after him

he gets in and the maruta hide under the house an he cops save the girls and go

then 2 maruta come out from under the house like raccoons and grab the White Hat woman

wait 1 i think is bigger guy and they get her to a room with i thin bun beds for double b0ning

maruta does stuff with this clock and a gun in it goes off and they tie het to the bedpost so she'd be cape in 20 mins

maruta kisses her with its foul gain lips that probably ate kids and leaves

in town a trolly comes by and the cops catc bigger guynd mauta who spazz out and are taen away

the cops use the horses 2 White to race to save the chic le Birth Of A Nation with the Heroes racing to save the girl

HuRry Up GoKu Time Is RunNing Out!

as its almost hit 12, 2 guys come in and free her then duc as the gun goes off

the end

that was pretty good

nice action, good story, nice prototype for later works

it did some things the hayes code won't allow like maruta taking women as White Slaves but does it well

the version i saw didn't have intertitles but i got the gist of the story

good filming locations showing what was once there

the trolly coming in was a cool effect

its a solid film

also i hear the hat lady was a female cop

for The Fatal Hour 2 I want her to take on a maruta gang trying to get women and this time, she's ready for em as she's been working out and is now a female body builder like in a Go Nagai Manga and bats em out with any items she finds around. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, T16, Atari Jaguar, and GBA where you play a her and player 2 is a male cop and you bet through maruta an guys working with the boxer rebellion to make contact with daemons and get powers from em and devolve into maruta yokai.

Where East Is East Review

Note: I spell east big dipper light fight

Where East Is East

This is my review on Where East Is East from the istant future year to Oda Nobunaga of 1929(The year o he 2nd Robotech War)

Its directed by Tod Browning who did The Wicked Darling/Outside the Law 1920/White Tiger/The Unholy Three 1925/The Show 1927/The Unknown 1927/West of Zanzibar 1928/Dracula 1931/Freaks/Mark of the Vampire/The Devil-Doll/The Blackbird

It sars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Monster/Mockery/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\The False Faces/He Who Gets Slapped/The Blackbird, Lupe Velez from nothin i saw, animal supremacist Estelle Taylor from The Southerner, Lloyd Hughes from The Sea Hawk 1924/The Lost World 1925/The Mysterious Island 1929/Moby Dick 1930, Willie Fung from The Iron Horse/The Hatchet Man/Red Dust/The Mask of Fu Manchu/1937 Lost Horizon/The Blackburd, demon worhipper Duke Kahanamoku from nothin I've seen, Richard Neill from nothing I've seen, and a buncha guya not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, gender offender, wiener cleaner, beta male, banana crammer, Creator hater, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, hippe vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, qyeer as a deer with a steer in its rear wiipedia wo says robyn hood ONLY got low ratings from people giving bad riviews cuz of its gayness ad color, not cuz the show rtotally s-cked.

i never saw this b4 but its one of Lon Caney's final films and his final with Tod Browning

they usually do things well so imma watch this

after title and creits to music we see text saying its in Laos by siam meets indo china

a real tiger goes around and its not cg or a furry

lon chaney is in a tree looing ugly and has his gaijin drop a net on it as it spazzes out and lon pulls a rope up so it dont get the eer or w/e in a cage

title card sez its by viet nam in the Mekong under soviet French rule

thres a building nd stayue of buddha thats pointe out to body by this exotic woman who wants her a comming bac from the jungle to like him

they are a couple and he wants to marry her and ses toyo and they smooch

in the real verson they were b0ning

theres audio of yells and chatter as we see a town and for the 20s, this was big

a guy sez the master returne from ungle and for Toyo to meet him

good music and an exotic imperial Asian feel

lon returns on an elephant and toyos his dauhtr and clims on saying she'd getta present for biddga for him returnin safe

the elephants head looks like a butt

toyo has bf not come out and lon/her o on to the home whee she gets the slaves or w/e to greet lon

she brings him to the yard and tickles him and he goes cat like as the birds in cages wig out

shes flailing he arms and bf thinks its a signal and lon asks whats up but she sits on his lap and asks her whats the secret

he sez she fell in loveand scar face lon chaney seems shoceked but looks concerned and loving

he was a great actor, a true master

he wants her to be happy but is worried and she sez the bf is nice like him

bf calle bobby i think comes in and shakes lons hand and gives a letter saying he's ned bailey's kid wo he sells circus animals to

lon dont like ned but ne comes in wait i thin its a priest

lon cats with him and toyo brings bf off

they wach a play and a maruta chic has interest in him but toyo his something and flips her chair

se sez something in i think Kanji and smacks her so maruta backs off after bf returns

priest i think sez lon dont need to have his life f up- toyos

lon is sore from years ago and dont want toyo to suffer

days later toyos happy with bf but lon worrys

toyo feeds birds and a tiger comes for er so bf gets a chair

lon umps down and gets the chair and gets it bac in the cage

its done with a split screen but is well done

lon shaes bf's hand and later bf has to deliver the tigers to his dad in soviet Singapore

he maes out with yoyo as lon gets em and has him go to the boat an he goes with him

on the boat done with  screen behin em playin film on it a maruta speaks in what looks like Kanji and this foreign chic helps him then reveals he spea enlist

she wants to tal English with him and he sez the country gets under his sin and is told its the way of the east

later they get to a place to deliver the tigers and he sez hes going to formoa an se sez shes going tere too

lon has a smoke and is introduced to madame e sylva who he seems to now and wals off to dramatic music

he sez sorry for lon and sez hes marrying her daughter

she wants to now more of his woman and a gaijin chic dressed like a caveman babe sez White Boy is like Sheep with Tiger

bf is interested in de sylva an likes her exotic eyes

later its night an they're the last 2 up with him saying its like a kipling poem

she sez her east is his east and i thin that code for armpit stuff

they mae out as caveman chic watches ut he sez he don't kno why he did that but sorry

he sez go and tells caveman chic to not come to her capbin

she oes to a room and lons there both saying they both re the same a b4

he wans her to not seduce his daughters bf  an uses heathan trics on men

she likes bf and probably uses blac magic and secks craft

bf comes outside the or and lon sez end it wile i;m here and hides behind the door in the shadow as bf comes in

he closes the door but dont see lon behind him and sez he sees stars in her eyes

she asks if its only hers and he maes out with her but lon reveals himself and things devolve to him slugging bf out then saying its more than fear of the law that keeps him from ending her

he carrys bf back and ten we see bf and lon in the ungle with tigers and a campfire

bfs worried as lon took em off the boat to the jungle but lon'd rather have a tiger get him than de sylva

bf thinks lon fears her and he admits it that he didn';t want to, deylcas toyo mom who ran off when she was a baby

bf is shoced he was with an older mature version of his gf and sez toyo must never know

de sylva hears from caveman girl the guys left and later some guys come by lon

bf has a guy get a letter to his dad ells long he's sailin bac with lon

a chic i tin one of the slaves prays to a graven iol for the ancesors to protect the house from evil in it

lon/bf retrn andtoyo dandes in a cape and dress then playfully reets lon then bf and brings in de sylvia  who sez cant be away from her ids wedding

lon wants her out and shes probably got plague from all the men she b0ned

toyo dont like lon not liking de sylvawhos checking out bfs a55

toyo sez de sylva cred each niht and missed em but i think thats a crock of sh-t

she acts like she wants to forgive and be happy bt as a demo worshipper she is probably lying

lon has toyo leave and tells e sylva shes full of IT and otta go

se gets b--chy and sez if she goes she might ring the bf

lon sez toyo eing happy is all he lived for and she better not f it up

there a sasquatch or gorilla rangho who remembers her as she hurt him and i think b0ned it

is this gonna be like The Unholy Three?

ait, that sound like man, woman an ape will do things

bf hus toyo an caveman chic sez de sylva wont gibe up the White Boy

lon, called tiger but nit a furry, invites his neihbors cuz totos getting marrie

some anna see her mom as they hear shes hot

she comes down and commands the ape wit ha movements like sign labguage mages

toyo sez shes pretty nd is dressed is toyos outfit from b4

they eat wit chopstcs and some with knifes and forks ad otos crushing on bf like a school girl as mom looks at em

after differ she sez to mom bf blushe when she kissed him/u c mom?

mom sez she likes him and kisses both toto and bf who toyo sez his eyes loo funny

se teases he bluses cuz mom kissed him anddits le The Room wit him almos finding out with his How Is Your Secks Life comment

later bf stays away from toyo and she talks to priest

hes in a restaurant and wigging out thinking of 2 women

this is a lot like Flesh And The Devil wit Greta Garbo

cavemn woman tells lon she brings another message to boy from mom

bf asks why lon wont mae her go and is told ne nows when she goes shes bringing bf

she seduces him and they smooch and probably b0ne and theres things in the bible of being wih your womans mom

but svu dont care, that drunk teens mom b0ned the guy she liked

toyo has pret lesve as she dont want lon to now shes unhappy and walks by faking cheer and smoking

he chases her and they do the tiger thing but shes covering hr eyes and eventually crys admitting shes sad

mom wants to go to saigon then candy a55 paris to b0ne tonight

at the boat bf has te captain wait a few mins and lon hears the boat horn as mo comes in his place

he sez the boats one with bf and when bfs safe with his dad, shes out an wont tell toyo who she came

she pulls a gun andfight him over it but he overpowers herand ets it from her

mom b--ches out and ont are what toyo nor lon thin and is getting what she wants

lon nearly pistol whips her but toyo stoops em after listeningin for a bit

lon ept her evil from toyo for years but no shes gonna tell toyo-

tyo breas down laughing at lon carrys her to bed as sh spazzes out over how her mom and bf were b0ning

then its day ad bf returns so too sez she wants him to be happy as shes pure and ind unlike he wh-re mother

like a woderful flower growing out of a pile of fecal matter

they inda reconcile and lon sees mom coming out

he asks to e orgiven and they kiss as lon sneas around

mom sez she was waitin for him and goes to her room to have him b0ne

this is like jerry springer

lon has enuf of hr and releases the ape, and not j-rkin off but the sasquatch

bf an toyo leave and he resists temptation like you should

the ape comes in her room and0nes her dead offscreen as she dies screaming

lon sez et toto out the gorillas loose an runs in

then we see lon in bed after an aping and toy marries bf whos not a virin and maybe butt viein

they go off on a honeymoon as lon seems to be dying saying he'd be with em alwaysan she don't now

priest does the sign of the Cross and the couple goes off on a new adventure

the end

that was quite good

her freeing her bf from an older womas spell is like Sailor Moon wit Darien and queen beryl

good acting and writing an a nice love story with heart

lon is great as always and the bf is well done

the daughter toyo has an innocence and life to her thats nice

and the mom is good at being a seductress

its only like an hour long an a solid 20s film

Todd an Lon did it again

and lons not the bad guy for once

good swirc up

For Where East Is East 2 I want lon to be rebuilt wtith niola teslas tech to prove edison can't cut it but the ech goes wron fro it being based on ancient tech and he devolves into a Kangaroo yokai and needs his daughter to return him to his senses wit love. Also its a 128 bit Zelda like game on Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and p2 where you are the daughter and track him across ancient temples to get to him and save him wit a friendship speech

Axe Review

Note: I spell bad and my keybord is f'd

Axe

This is my review on Axe from the distant future year todemon worshipper Winston Churchill of 1974(10 years before Transformers Season 1)

Its directed by Frederick R. Friedel who aint on soviet aids hole wiipuedoa

It stars no one i know and none are on back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, banana crammer, Creator hater, wiener cleaner, soy boy, beta male, frooty booty, hippie stoner vegan perta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in is rear Wikipedia who denies realiy

I saw is b4 and have it on vhs

the cany a55 brits called it a "video nasty" and banned it as those dins don't like freedom

loo how they fought America in 1776 and we kicked their candy a55

In America, its We The People, in England its, we who are subservient to the regent

those aids bags arrest you for calling yourself names online

its like roots when tobey got the whip for using is past name

Also this was called Lisa Lisa like the jojo character but i never saw jojo so I only know the name

It starts with text to music of credits over a house with a sunrise behind it

then title and blood spills fro it in a cheap but lovable effect and more credits

we get excitin music and these guys in suits go through halls and to a room looking out if they were followed

this is in widescreen and good 70s color

they find a wig and undies and loo around to fin a pinkih shirt and thin someones queer

they are wanting someone in an orange car as 1 guy burns holes in the pin shirt with his cigar

smoker and beardo are lower ran than the head guy

they see someone coming and hit the light and eventually 2 people come in and et cauht by em

this hermaphrodite looking guy is aubrey like drake in Degrassi and the leader is steele like in knighthood with Arsene Lupin

Aubrey goes for his gun but gets caught and gets hit in the face so it bleeds

after roughing him a bi they put out a cigar in his mouth and beat him up for a while with i thin a doll

they're gonna use a razor to give his nose a bris but see hes dead

then hey throw aubreys possible butt buddy out a 9 story window

the trio drove in he country and eardo is upset they ice Aubrey

in a farm house this teen helps her cruippled grandpa like tha beyond belief fact or fiction ep

the trio goes o a store and steele bites an apple but it s-ced so he trows it after the stoe lady sez they can have as many as they like

steele shoots fruit lomax throws and steele has tore lady undress at gunpoint  to a black bra

thy put an apple on her head and are gonna wimmiam tell it after he has 10 paces but it falls off and he his a ketchup bottle so he dumps coke on her

they get beardo a treat and it cuts to teen carrying a bunh of eggs dropping 1 and covering it with grass, then heading a chicken and bringing it in and havin milk and cookies

she boils mil and brings grandpa food as he watches tv

he drins raw eggs like rocky and se cleans his shoulders with a wet cloth

shes gonna shave him but don't and the tv has a f'd signal

the trio drives to the farm and lomax looks around but steele sees someone in the upstairs window

lomax goes in and sees the chicken and hears een drop a glass thing that broke

they see her on the stairs and say they need a place to lie down for their sick friend

she sez theres hotels and its only her and grandpa and beardo comes in

they want her to make food and bring grandpa but she sez hes crippled and steele/lomax come up and check

a car comes up and they have grandpa at gunpoint to have teen send the cops away

teen makes em chicken and isn't hungry

beardo is billy like bimmy in double dragon or midnight express and don't want em to be rough on teen

they tell billy off and he runs so the 2 chase him

she looks at herself in the mirror imagining a blood mess and sees a snake in the tub

se gets a straight razor and runs the wateran is onna cut her wrist asif she's gonna get b0ned by these guys, she don't wanna be alive for it

billy beardo nocs the door and sez sorry and she leaves the bathroom and goes to her room with the razor hidden

lomax finds a picture of grandpa in military photo and was a colonel

wait im not sure it was billy running

they find a hat an put it on grandpa and een leaves as billy sez leave her

steele se stop stopping us or we'll straighten you out, possibly his weener like in Harenchi Gauen with Tengan getting his thing stretched out and slammed with Hige Godzillas mallet

steele/lomax don't get why billy dont like them doing evil

at night lomax i thin is smoking in bed as everyone else sleeps and we see teens room with innocent photos of her happy younger

lomax goes in er room and smaes out with her as she fights bac and i thin he b0nes her to dissonant piano

she wraps her legs around him and snaps his torso open by crushing his spine with her female bodybuilder legs

wait thats violence Jack, really she gets the razor and cuts the bac of his neck as he spazzes out and  dies

after layng in be with is dead d0n in her, she pull him off and eventually gets up nd oes to he bathroom to clean up

she gotblood on her face, spurm misplaced, spreading is aids all over my race

she gets a box and drag the body to the bathtub then ges the axe for chicen heading and  hacs him up offscreen to wet copping

some soviet loving animal supremacists might compare her copping up birds to people as in shes used to violence against birds so human is next

but thats hog cr-p as my grandpa chopped up pigs and birds and belt bad capping commies in ww2

besides, this guy just b0ned her woc with out consent

later shes moving a big wood box probably full of his pieces an billy helps her move it

he wants to unpack it but she sez its already packed and he moves it up stairs liftin it up when e struggled to move it b4

the box drips blood on the flood i mean floor  like he house that drips blood on alex with Tommy Wiseau

Billy notices blood and looks inside then asks her who did this and she sed the other one did it

billy brins her out in the woods and theres an axe in a ood piece

she has the razor and billy sez he can't tell the cops as hes part of a murdr and needs her help

she pulls the raor and he grans it and sez ses ahead of him and he'd need it andsez to go bac and say she don't now where he is

he kisses her head and she brushes her hair with a stick then returns and tells steele the guys went for a walk

he has her make him a sandwich and se seems spazzed out

he sez hes pretty and she has to see grandpa so he gets p-ssed and brings her up

hes strangling or figthing or b0ning her in front o grandp and she notices the axe

she rabs his face as the tv decries a sports thing and she eventually  gets the ax and chops him up offscreen as grandpa spazzes a bit and gets lood on him looing shocked

now they got 2 people worth of meat to eat

she maes a pot of tomato oup looing bright red

the eggs are broken in the fridge and billy returns and looks for steele as teen said hes out

billy can't find him and eats the soup as she fees grandpa but he sees bloo dripping from he fireplace and inds steeles ring in he soup

he finds steelre with ax wounds in the fireplace like gremlins 1 and wigs out then runs

the cops show up and open fie on him so thats the end of he 3 cabayeros

they see its one of he guys wanted for crmes as she feeds randpa possible human soup

the credits to music hey did for 70s movies like horn or w/e

the end

that was pretty good

i liked it

good mood and feel

nice acting

i never noticed b4 but she seems kinda unbalanced

but its sorta like The Last House n The Left but not as brutal

Its omly like an hour and a bit and much is following people moving

its Kinda atmospheric and the violence in'graphi or even often onscreen

its filmed over like 9 days and i thin it turned out well

its got a homey charm like going to your grandpas farm and brings bac a simpler era to you before high tech ruined things

its not a million miles a minute rush but a slow burn that rises and comes out at goo times

like the 1st x men movie

the camera is kinda shakey but the director wanted to do a movie when he was 25 and i think it was worthy

sorta like mr rogers how its long moments of people doing things and music

the music is good and sorta like Riki-Oh with the dissonant vibe

it looks and feels rustic 70s farm and works

An its not as graphic as I was lead o belivee, maybe a pg13 now, not ban worthy

For Axe 2 I want the family of the trio or their gang masters to want revenge on her for wacking their goons and send a quad of hitment to ice her, but she has traps and knows the area and ger grandpa is sending her psycic messages to alert her when more are coming and he takes out their hit teams 1 by 1 as they send a new one each week for a while. Also its a 16 bit cinematic platformer like Flashback on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Arati Jaguar and GBA where you go around room to room and take out all the guys using items and skills.

Gods Of The Deep Review

Note: I speel eeper than the fake sea

Gods Of The Deep

This is my review on Gods Of The Deep from the distant future year to harambe of 2023(the year of Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directal by Charlie Steeds who di nothin I saw

It stars a buncha guys I never heard of and this movie in't even on back door, aids bag, beta male, soy boy, frooty booty, gender offender, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, Creator hater, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia who thinks diana was an accident

so after logo and credits and title we see people in a boat in sea and a restricted area with guys in hazmat suits in a tech place and som people in a rom looking at a video feed sayin we found em

then in a center in soviet London soviet England this ginger guy is being a researcher like his dad and the lay who said we found em is funding him and has an expedition for an Astro biologist

like space botany in Sailor Moon?

in the artic they found a trench in the continental shelf and found a 37 000 foot deep area. the new deepest

theres video of a manmade portal thing in the deep blue sea and she gets a cre together to debrief em

this santa looking guy is there and a blonde and the ginger and others with this lord of the rings guy made a deep sea explorer vehicle that can go in the portal but remote vehicles didn't return mostly

not Santa sez the ocean is the last great frontier as i guess space is fake and the firmament is above the flat earth

now we have the tech to go there and lady ha files for the data they got and they need 2 months of training and gotta choose will they go to this et blac liquid h-ll where man was not created to go

not Santa wants ginger to come and they guys have a meal and talk on how the while ocean is above em pressing down when they go

in a hall blonde talks with giner about stuf i dont care about andthis is pretty widescreen with kinda muted colors and she thinks the spondsors aint telling em everyting

also she has a kid who she wants to return by his 1st b day

then its 2 months later and bart got fat eating school snacks wait thats the simpsons

they're in the artic and eventually get in and launch the ship which looks kind star wars and takes a while to get through the launch wit it going slow

i guess its going for atmospheric but still

so they go deep and the ginger i think is onna go out butblonde gets em o see the portal gate anus thing like a sandworm mouth in dune but more folds

they enter the anus like enter the dragon but bootylicious

Not Santa checks the pipes and the ship spazzes out and we see some tentacle monster like devolved eyeless zoidberg for a sec

the ship shut down and not Santa sez We Found Them bu wont say as we goota build suspence but if you rea the description or saw te title you'd probably know what it is

they get contact and are told they were gone 3 hours 12 mins an its lke The Birth Of A Nation

they find ancient ruins and there's no sun so they thin they found new life that needs no sun

like the sea vent bacteria we already know of?

they think it might not have been always under water andfind a life forme ting and play sponsor wants a tissue sample and not like the Tick when he had a cold

ginger jim, goes out in a vehicle an checks th giant squid thingsaid to eb by deep sea gigantism

maybe from before noahs flood or the giants of man and fallen angel

they detect life forms and tis massive cthulu looing sea monster with bat wings and no eyes rises as not Santa says someting like "this is what ou want" and goes cosmic with a blac on him an stars like the night sy or the afterlife in inuyasha's meido zangetsu ha

the sea giant grabs at the ship and i thing the blonde falls in the water in the bay as they try to escape

ginger im wants o return but they're told not to open the hanger or w/e so he has to wait

not lord of the rings opens the thing and gets the chic out but she otta be dead from the cold water and the pressure

this guy with a head wound does cpr on her like that'll help her crushed body from miles of water and the sub zero emps

they give up as she s dead and not gonna be in Gods Of The Sea 2 but maybe part 3 like Dizzy in Starship Troopers

the ships leakin and lord of the rings is getting soaked which otta kill from from cold

the sea giant is still reaching for em and not Santa is laying on the ground confused looking

he gets up and tells not lor of the rings he's one and watches his area fill with artic water

ginger jim gets bac kin and is spazzed out that blonde bit it and trys cpr which might work as she was in the freezing drink and cold water reduces brain f's

she gets better and barfs out water and is ok despite the sea pressure and i think they exit the anus

hairless guy smokes a cigar in a sub and sez they too on a lot of water and got 3 hours of life support and it might take 2 hours to get up with them getting slower the loner they stay

ginger jim got a tissue sample whhic is probably cursed and gonna devolve em into yokai or w/e

not Santa sez it'll change everything they knew and don' want it sealed away but blonde sez it might've been here millions of years

dim didn't now they came for living tissue and not Santa puts it in a box and has it put somewhere, probably him b0ning it to get super d0ng power

1 guy sez it loos like fat tissue and not santa never saw anything le it

its jim but not as we know it

theyres a tentacle in the tank and blonde sez they otta contain it as she dont wanna risk another guy getting it

in a horror movie?

wtf we're like 50 mins in almost

that felt like nothing

head wound guy sez they got the tissue and if the sub dont make it back he wont

yeag cuz hes on it!

so he wants to make sure he lives and i think has a gun

the sample devolves into a wierd pile spread pit and not santa smears it on him like feces in a gg allin concert, then get kinda eaten by it

ginger jim sez something made her ump in the water and when there he heard hi dads voice and they eren't meant to be here

i thin he's into the blonde and she sez it'll shock the world, you wa shock zaa warudo

they got 2 ours til the surface but this movie is only like 68 mins

hailess guy is ice by something anim and blondecome out to find him gone

is this alien 1?

they find the sample has nda went plan and blonde i thin touches a pad and its slimy

not santa coms out, screams like an animal and jumps into i think the hanger opening

jim trys axing the hatch but bandage head wound guy sez if he opens it the water pressure will cut him in half coming in

they knew of the sea gods and head wound with a gun sez they came for the sample an it'll make em rich

she sez it f--ks with their minds and she has a son waiting for her an they go off

head woun cuts a piece off the plants growing from the sample as i guess its animal and plant dna like in devilman

hairless guy sez in a f'd voice he prayed im wouldn't come and they told him jim would come and he's possessed by jims dad

they saw things man was never meant to know and jim otta get em home to where they once knew but its time for them to sleep

he attacks im who has an axe and after a cr-ppy struggle jim falls and hairless gets the axe and chops the computer

head wound comes in and fires on hairless but it does nothing and he eventually fires again and ends him

the ship is f'd and gonna tank and he's gonna ditch em but chic fights him with an axe as the gun falls by ginger jim

head wound falls andshe chops his left thigh and we see the after effects of an axe wound and its pretty bada55

she gets jim awake an sez scr=w the head wound guy and uses the gun to shoot the chains holding the vehicle

head wound crawls with his f'd leg and out o hairless comes a weener i mean tentacle

jim gets a flare to blow the ship so its not found and throws it on the plant sample then shoots it with he machine gun screaming like Rambo

how'd he know it would burn? its a sea thing

he come across a shadow of a guy in the red light in the hall like the cover of the thing from 1982 and a guy on the phone sez 5 mins til the ship implodes like those idiots looing at the titanic in the 21st century

he tells her 1 of em has to stay behind to seal the pressure and head wound attacks with an axe so he leades him away after his gun was knocked away

head wound sez we woke em up/is over/u cant destroy me but jim gets the gun and shreads him like wheat

a tentacle weener comes outta him and its a few actually like angel blade an 

he fire son him ore an stays behind as things look over and the music gets meaningful

the shadow guy sez, lets go together to the depths of oblivion  

then we see its 2 days later and blonde is in a hospital and lady sez they all were gone and she was out for a few days

blonde wis out and he "yoo killed em" but lady sez "tey knew the risk"

she spazzes out and remembers touching the good on the control pad and her belly bursts open with tentalces like Alien an lady smiles as blone laughs saying "you got what you wanted"

the end

didnt' see that coming

that wasn't so bad

kinda trying to be cosmic or h p lovecraft but with some ridley scott and john carpenter

its kinda low budget but its not hateable

despite being  bunch of britmoes

some effects are good and it has a few cool things

the monster sea giant is a guy in a suit and we never see it rom the waist down as i guess its a mass o tentacles like urotsukidoji

i think it would work better as an 80s movie wit more gore but its going for a sea ghost/he thing below but better effects

i like how theres no cellphones and the themes o ancient civilizations and giants under the artic

is that like the ningen of the poles?

And to be fair, a lot of other sci fi films has lower budgets

Its worth watching and don't feel long but is like 78 mins

glad I saw this one

For Gods Of The Deep 2 I want the tentacle monster in her body to et out and tae people out, growing bigger with each person consumed til it has its fill and returns to the sea. Also its a 128 bit game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you are the monster and go around the city eating people and gotta fight miliary and escape wen its too much.

Gorky Park Review

Note: I spell unsoviet

Gorky Park

This is my review on Gorky Park rom the ditant fiture year to stalin of 1983(40 years before Robotech II The Sentinels)

Is directed by Michael Apted who id Coal Miner's Daughter/Gorillas in the Mist/Thunderheart

It stars William Hurt from The Big Chill/1998 Lost in Space/A.I. Artificial Intelligence/2010 Robin Hood/2013 Bonnie & Clyde, the evil Lee Marvin from Bad Day at Black Rock/Seven Men from Now/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/The Dirty Dozen/Death Hunt/The Twilight Zone, Brian Dennehy from 10/First Blood/Cocoon/1996 Romeo + Juliet/2005 Assault on Precinct 13/2018 The Seagull/M*A*S*H/The West Wing/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Masters of Science Fiction/The Good Wife, Ian Bannen from Gandhi/Ghost Dad/Braveheart, Opely Polish Joanna Pacuła from Marked for Death 1990/My Giant 1998/Virus 1999(those were good), Michael Elphick from The Elephant Man/Krull/1995 Richard III, Richard Griffiths from Superman II/Chariots of Fire/The Naked Gun 2+1⁄2: The Smell of Fear/Sleepy Hollow/Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets/Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban/The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/1993–95 The World of Peter Rabbit and Friends, Rikki Fulton from nothin I saw, Alexander Knox(Not the Batman guy) from The Four Feathers 1939/Oscar Wilde 1960, Alexei Sayle from Solarbabies/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Ceator denier Ian McDiarmid from star wars/Dirty Rotten Scoundrels/Sleepy Hollow, Niall O'Brien from Excalibur/1994 Black Beauty/Braveheart, Henry Woolf from The Lion in Winter/The Rocky Horror Picture Show/Superman III, and many guys not on back door, aids bag, candy a55, soy boy, beta male, Sodom bottom, Crator hater, gender offender, frooty booty, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung u based on plants wiipedia who begs for money to spread lies THEY want us to think are real

I never saw tis but hear its loved but f'd at the box office and only made a bit more than what it cost

after logo and credits and title to dissonant music we see people skating in a winter park

then its night and te soviets are lookin into 3 boies ound in da park

1 guy digs up some people in the snow w/o faces but te officials don't like him lookin into it

at the autopsy the cutter sez they were shot in chest/head and the defacer was pro at it

1 had red hair and cutter dont want to be with the kgb guys and the guys were here right away

main guy tells his superiors he's gonna catch the guy and is tol his ad fouht he Germans in the war

he checks this chick who's skates were found on the dead girl and she reported em missing 4 days after they were gone but she don't care for the people iced as shes soviet

theygo over evidence and the gun that iced em was in a leather bag as there's leather on he bullets

they wonder why the guy were shot in he mouth and realize its the teeth and look into it to find the iced were Americans and capped by a soviet kgb gun

so main guy looks into an America wo imports things and he tells a guy the kgb iced the people and its a trap as years ago he went after a kgb guy for wackig guys

this chic natasha like fat bimbo natasha crown takes a car ride and wait its the skate chick and she's Irina who gets out of the car even though he thinks she'd freeze

she gets back in and they et to he gray city

in an eating place he goes over the autopsy and he needs to know wat they looked like

he has the redheads head sawed off like the 3rd world and bins to to a uy who reconstructs faces and is impressed the main guys dad was in the war n di wins for the soviets

faceman don't wanna do cop work but wants to have main guys head after hes in h-ll

he gets the head wich we see and its cool and he needs to remove the flesh so get the grub worms

at night he listens to a band playing its so easy to fall in love by a ferris wheel like InuYasha Ending 1 and shake it up

he sees a guy lurking around and when he calls to him, lurker rrunand he chases

he catches him and bites him but the guy beats him and sez stay away so main guy sees he's American

he catches im again at a trainyard like busty Anna in Yugioh ZeXaL butgets his a55 kicked again

he has French booze at a place and then we see magots eating the head and its better than cg

main guy follows American to epic music and goes in the Americans place

main guy looks through his cr-p and finds drawings of the crime scene and photos of guys including a redhead

American returns and main guy gets him a gunpoint and maes him empty hispockets including his "trousers" wich is not wat soviets say, and ties his shoes together

American is a cop who's bro got iced in da park and wants revenge but thinks all soviets are in on it

main guy wants to wo with American but hes too irish to consent and main guy taes his badge and knows the names of 2 victims

main guy goes to a bath or spa with a uy and meets jack Osborne, possible normal an harry's relative, and he's lee marvin who's evil in real lige

main guy always waned to meet an American an only met dead guy but lee don't thin it counts

they talk of the anima the sable the guy imports and of how main guy catches his prey

later main guys minion comes in drun with a kgb file he stole sayin the skate chic was anti societ and kiced out o smething or being with a Siberian malcontent

she tells skate chic the 2 guys who got iced were her friends and someone who got em out lead em to getting it but she sez they're free

the face man is done remaking the face and the boss of main guy tals with a uy in a car ride of a car he bought

the guy is Fyodord and seems kinda ret-rded and works for the kgb.

they go to the cops and hang him out a window to find this chic as b0ning a gaijin and lee wanted a chest like a box made

they go to the Fyodor's place fill of boom boxes as its the 80s and when thy go for the chest this unseen guy uns em down

so his drunk minion is in h-ll with Fyodor the black market guy like sonic adventure 2 battle and the chao garden

the official say Fyodor called drun minion and ate his gun but main guy sez its lee and the 3 he iced were in on it with him and ne needed to end em

lee meets skate chic and a kgn guy follows her an main uy follows him an 1 ollows him

she runs an main guy beats out a guy and chic got caught by a kgn guy wo knocs her out and is gonna give her an aids needle like THEY do but main guy umps through the window and fits the kgnb guy

he's losing but American Cop saves him an they treat the poisone skate giel

Cop will take the remade head in the fridge as they don't want skate chic seeing it after getting up

he tells cop skate chic thins the 3 got away and the vics faces were removed

there was fresh chicken/fish on something i thin the crime scene andthey think the chest was a fake religious item

after recovering sk8 chik asks wy she was saved and he sez shes needed for his invstigation

she can't go anywhere as They'd get her an her friends if she stays with em

she sez lee is her friend and she sees she has little hope here

she stays with him as he goes to see lee and talks of butchering sabels and he might've skinned the faces like sabels

lee met stalin but as stalins dead it don't prove he did him and he's leaving in a few days and sez he'd have a sable head sent to main guy

in main guys place chic thins the hit on her was faked to make her trust him

later shes in bed as he's in a chair and she wakes ip wigged out thinin they're all dead and he tries to get her to trust him

she sez a silly lie is better than a hard truth and they smooch and b0ne for a while

in a car with cop he hears cops bro was trying to save people from the ussr anwas a Born Again Cristian and they had a Russian grandma

they go to a shed to find 6 sabels were fed and gonna be used there andsomething about the chest

main guy takes chic to the sable park i mean shed and goes over the sk8 rink an how se lead the trio to an ambush and lee iced em but wont tell as she'd get out as lee sez he can smuggle people out of the ussr and clings to a phantasy

she denies it and he shows the remade head and she admits they ha 6 live sabels from Siberia to overcome the soviet monopoly

they go on to et the other fae heas but find lee an moscows chief prosecuters are in cahoots and bust the other 2 heads with an axe

main guy thinks he's f;d and they go to catch the guys there after lee left wuth cop wacking 1 with bare hands an not caring as he's part soviet and never gives a sh-t

main guy tells a guy to get the info to the prosecuter and loo after chick

main uy goes o the pool spa w/e and sees his boss who offers him money and sez he needed pressure on lee to get the price of the sabels 

man guy reveals he recorded it like kevin in home alone 2 electric boogaloo an they fight over a gun

boss head procesecuter guy gets it and falls in a pool but soviets dont care as everyones dead in Russia, often inside

main guys taen to meet guys who want himto get lee, wait is the kgb and they wat lee and the sabels iced

this is in Sweden or Switzerland or the one with sticholme

lee in is apartment shows him chick whos part of this an he smacks her and she reveals after seeing the other girls head remake, she went to lee and b0ned him but she felt not dirty as she was so f;d by the ussr and got he kgb to trade the sabels to let him escape

lee has another 6 sabels and only lee/her/main guy know and lee agrees to get him 6 of the sabels

main guy tells cop an thinks they might betray him and gives him his bade and when they go to see lee, they find cop tied to a tree and his insides hanging out for illing his dogs

lee has a gun and its a Mexican standoff and he sez 1 guy works for lee

the guys fire and get it and 1 pulls a briefcase with a un sayin its money but lee caps him

they said main guys unarmed and he livesand sneaks around the treesas lee fires on him

he gets by the abel cages and lee gets chic at gunopoint but chic and main guy cap him with chic emptying her gun into him

he sez he agreed to go ac to spare her rom the soviets and she'd not last here ut they say they'd be together one day

then he goes bac to his homeland and it shows he freed the sabels asa positive ending thinking her saying one day

then crits to dark music

the end

that was pretty good

the music is nice and the acting is good

most of the actors are Irishmen or brits so they don't sound like soviets

esp with the 1 Polish woman actually sounding Slavic

but i still liked it and its well filmed and edited

the soviets didn't like it making em look bad, but the truth is offensive to liars

i never heard of a sable b4 this but its a good plot twist

its got that 80s film style of clear sharp focus and the color fits

glad I saw it

Its pretty cool and has hope at the end

For Gorky Park 2 I want it to e him a decade later after the ussr fell an going around looking for her, but she's in California and its the l a riots and he uses his soviet fighting style to beat through the malcontents to get to her. Also its a 16 bit eat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Arai Jaguar and GBA where you play as the main character an player 2 is a different colored main character and fightdruggies and cannibals and looters to get to and protect the Siberian chick.

The Blackbird Review

Note: I spell blacula homie

The Blackbird

This is my review on The Blackbird from the distant future year to John Wilkes Booth of 1926(100 years before Transormers Zone)

Its directed by Tod Browning who did The Wicked Darling/Outside the Law 1920/White Tiger/The Unholy Three 1925/The Show 1927/The Unknown 1927/West of Zanzibar 1928/Dracula 1931/Freaks/Mark of the Vampire/The Devil-Doll

It stars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Monster/Mockery/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\The False Faces/He Who Gets Slapped, Owen Moore from Intolerance/The Red Mill 1927/A Star Is Born 1937, Renee Adoree from 1922 Monte Cristo/The Big Parade/1926 La Boheme/Mr. Wu//The Show 1928/The Cossacks/Show People, Doris Lloyd from The Trail of '98/Disraeli 1929/A Farewell to Arms 1932/Mutiny on the Bounty 1935/Mary of Scotland 1936/The Black Doll/They Made Me a Criminal/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1941/The Wolf Man 1941/The Ghost of Frankenstein/Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man/Adam's Rib/Alice in Wonderland 1951/The Time Machine 1960/Mary Poppins/The Sound of Music, Sidney Bracey from The Cameraman 1928/The Cossacks 1928/Show People 1928/Anna Karenina 1935, Ernie Adams from My Man Godfrey/It's a Wonderful Life, Charles Avery from Father Gets In The Game, Lionel Belmore(NOT Berrymore) from Oliver Twist 1922/The Sea Hawk 1924/Bardelys the Magnificent/The King of Kings 1927/Frankenstein 1931/Berkeley Square/The Count of Monte Cristo 1934/Jane Eyre 1934/The Affairs of Cellini/Cleopatra 1934/David Copperfield 1935/The Three Musketeers 1935/Mutiny on the Bounty 1935/Mark of the Vampire/Mary of Scotland 1936/The Adventures of Robin Hood/Son of Frankenstein/The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1939/The Son of Monte Cristo/The Ghost of Frankenstein, Margaret Bert from stuf not listed on candy a55 Wikipedia, Louise Emmons from Judith of Bethulia/True Heart Susie 1919/The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 1921/The Conquering Power/Scaramouche 1923/The Ten Commandments 1923/The King of Kings 1927/The Unknown 1927/The Man Who Laughs/West of Zanzibar/Evangeline 1929/King Kong 1933/The Return of Chandu/Mark of the Vampire, Willie Fung from The Iron Horse/The Hatchet Man/Red Dust/The Mask of Fu Manchu/1937 Lost Horizon, Fred Gamble from The Red Mill 1927, Eric Mayne from The Conquering Power/The Prisoner of Zenda 20s ver, Polly Moran from The Scarlet Letter 1926/Flesh and the Devil 1926/The Show 1927/The Trail of '98/Show People 1928/Alice in Wonderland 1933/Adam's Rib, Eddie Sturgis from King Kong 1933 and a buncha guys not on back door, aids bag, candy a55, frooty booty, gender offender, banana crammer, Creator hater, Sodom bottom, beta male, soy boy, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia who thinks Yasuke was a Samurai not a Retainer.

I saw this b4 and thought it was ok

after title and credits we see text saying is soviet lonons limehouse district which is a corrupt cesspool like many slums and slum counties

it sez theres a sea of fog and human faces but now its more like human feces

then we see gross brits and i thin 1 is a crossdresser and man are uggmoes

England, when evolution fails

so a guy sneaks around and goes in a trap door from the floor to get  a room and this lon chaney as dan tate the blackbird like the xmen jet but openly brittish like sterilized male littlekuriboh

his brother is doing good work in the slum and we see these devolutionized sub humans befouling England but not as bad as the gain of the 21st century

the good brother is the bishop like the X men guy and his a cripple and loved

lon plays him too and cripples around on crutches who has positive views like Tommy Wiseau encouraging peace

this baby touches his ugly mug and the cockney mom sez its cuz of him the kid lives

the cops come by to chec on the blackbiurd cuz of a robbery and bishop sez the law is always accusing the man

cops say they dont accuse him but bishop sez he was asleep for hours and he goes up to get him

baby mama sez blackbird undoes the good bishop does and lon upstairs gets out and b--ches of being blames for everything there then comes down in a cap like hes a scot and wals off with cops after him

hes in a theatre or pub or w/e with guys doing a show of a spiderweb snowflake  and vera he nightingale sings the earl bowed down

shes kinda thick but not thicc and wait i think its a guy

in comes west end bertie or betram p glayde looking like a fusuon of Patrick strewart and elon musk

he's here for slumming and is a top hat guy like a circus or demon worshipper

limehouse polly coms on and years ago was blackbirds wife

bertie has a fashionable woman and a slum bum tries selling a plant and steps on this 20s bimbos foot

polly pushes a baby cart in a cape and cr-p like that boss in Contra Hard Corps in the battel arena 

then come on a frencie fifi like the snunk in tiny toons and we see her head on a doll body by a black background and moving around on a puppet like a weird Team America

polly meets blackbird or blacky like grendizer and fifi le French does a dance in a dress as blacky is practilly j-zzing with applause

he sent fifi a present and blocs a maruta and possible White woman with his leg so the maruta goes and he hates her with the maruta and her with me up

polly likes the good in blacy he dont now of and she still loves him

Frenchie got a pistol as a present from blackbird wich is pretty cool as soviet england fears guns as they are manly and cool, unlike sissy Englishmen who can't even have nunchaku in movies

to quote Chiron of Greece, Attack the archer, not the arrow

they banned guns, people used blades, so they had "sensible knife control"

what next? banning hammers? icicles in winter?

you don't need weapons to hurt others. in jail people et beat or b0ned dead often

they gonna amputate the limbs like The Slum King in Violence Jack?

Some people use limbs to harm, so no one should have limbs, gotta be equal.

this big guy sez thank him to keep him going f'd

she goes to him and he sez shes pretty and otta have protection like a gun or a man

pretty cool and sensible, esp in the 21st century with the gaijin b0ning and knifing people and the gov defending the animals from criticism

polly watched p-ssed off and Frenchie sees the bimbos necklace and likes it so blacky offers to get one but she asks of what money

bimbo invites Frenchie to sit with em and blacky is disgruntled then bored til a guy comes to sit with him

frenche looks at the necklace and bertie gives her a note sayng she likes pretty things and otta see him sometime

she asks if hes married and he acts kinda off

2 guys come in 1 looking like pee wee herman meet colin ferrel and bertie offers to go to plum alley to see maruta smoking

lons seatmate goes off and polly sits with him and sez she was away a while but he ignores her and leaves

bertie gets him and has a smoke, or sucks a faeg in brittch and has necklaces and jewleryand looks at em under the light

blacky is there and they see each other and blacy sez he sees bertie has his men rob his slumming party and himself but has blacky take the blame.

bertie offers to go halfzees with him and gives hm the necklace then flips or winner gets diamondneclace loser gets pears and blacky wins saying "ur clever but no one fools da blackbird"

me; and no one f==ks the black butt!

fifi le French does more of the show as blacky watches and bertie comes in

she gets i think flowers from blacky and bertie wants to buy something from blacky

she sits with em as blacy lon chaney smokes which is part of what killed him like freddy mercury and being b0ned

sheflirts with bertie and blacys disgruntled and she gives him dead flowers blaclannd gave him so he throws em away and gets new ones for her from the flower chic who stepped on the bimbos foot

blacluka gets a lower and puts some in berties coat and bertie bring her to a nightclub

they had nightclubs in the 20-s?

be my love er want to be my love er

blackys disgruntled and smacs away his black drink, beer or coke

text sez bertie had brains and actually had a heart and he comes in with flowers all smiles as fifi is behind a curtain head out of it

blackys in bed all disgruntled as polly i think sez shes not after him but wants to save him from himself

he puts his head under a pillow and she leaves as bertie and fifi have a non b0ning good time to being happy and sitting next to each other

he gives her rings like the sega game jewel master and sez he collects em and she wears both then he gives a 3rd joking they're married and the smooch on the mouth not hot dog

they see blacky who he sez since he said he;d marry her he learned  he learned berties a crook

wait its bishop and bertie sez his brother blackbird talked and he admits it and sez whats it matter?

bishop sez he admits his crook and wants a nice dame to wed him and she leaves but he sez he din't thin she'd mind and he' stop it for her

she hugs him on his torso not hot dog and sishop looks sneering at em about to spazz out

bishop pulls a gun and says "say hi to lincon" and blows away bertie, then carrys the fainted ifi on the roof like the cabinet of dr Caligari

jk really they say its cuz of blacky telling him they got happy but he sez 1st he must return all he stole then return and he' always be berties homie

sounds like if this were a game, it would be going around returning items on quests

the cops get a note saying bertie lives a 17 bagby lane and go there to find a cop was capped in there and sez he came for bertie who capped him and escaped in the window

bertie sez to Frenchie he idnt shoot him and someone told da cops to come and as he left a shot fired

blacly comes home with a small black gun and cleans it but fii i mean fifi, fii sounds like mii from jungle de ikou or fuu from samurai champloo, come and blacy turns into bishop by bending his body all cripply

the 2 are the same guy

she tells bishop the cops think berite capped a guy but he's in her room hiding and sent everything he took back and she loves him so needs lons help

lon, who talks cockney lie the lesser evolved brits and not the inbred ones, sez get him here as i got a secret hiding room

3 nights later the whale barfs out Jonah i mean bertie is in the safe zone like gradius but lon bishop sez if he trys to escape tonight he's caught and 1 guy told the cops there he's in the lime house

lemon lime and hiv

lon asks if he can trust Frenchie fifi and claims she and his brother were close

lon leaves and closes the shudder and Frenchie comes by with lon faking bein crippled being like 4'8 and he tells frecnhie bertis leavin on a boat tonight alone and bishop cant let him trick her

true love between man and wife is the greatest bond. to try to damage it is unforgivable. now sailor moon!

moon scepter elimination

lon chaney; hidebuuuu

lon being all twisted up and that expression looks like the elephant man

he brings her to the safe room and she offers to get away on a boat tonight but he sez he cant risk it with the cops told off and he thinks she told em

she sez he's afraid 2 go tonight and he sez she dont care if hes caught

lon opens the door acting as blackbird loud talking or Frenchie and choaking himself as shes the only one blackbird loved

the couple bickers as lon listens in and sez she'd tell the cops on him too

the couple suspects each other and she wis oit as lon evily listens in and comes in as blacky nd he thins they're b0ning

she leaves and lon seals his a55 in there but not like sewing his butt shut

Frenchie is bummed and might as well eat her gun as those frencies are the bad guys

lon blackie sez he wishes he could potect her in this sad fantastical scheme to b0ne dat chick

a guy tells i think polly that blacky shot the cop and a witness outed him like joan rivers and bac door barrys butt buddy or Candice and that frenchies alleged woman

blackie lon sez he nows hes bad but she makes him better and hes into her

polly comes and lon smiles like boris Karloff meets bryan Cranston an lets her in asking if she wants more money

she wants to tell his bro but he keeps her from the safe room and sz se and his bro wont turn him on fifi

fifi gets p-ssed and so does polly who leaves saying she hopes the cops get him for capping dat cop

fifi gets b--chy and polly sees the mom i mean mob is there for him and tells him so he locks the door and changes in his room to his bishop cosplay

fifi sez get out they're coming and wait its polly and fuii is freeing bertie

the cops get in and lon busts uo the place and opens the window claiming blacie is killing him as he spazzes around to his cripple persona

on the bed he sees he left his blackie clothes out and cripples over to hide em but as he gets back, the door opens and he's knocked on his a55

the cops lift him into bed and his back is broken so he's f'd but he sez no dr to the cops

polly asks if blacie did this and cop sez blacie will never harm him again

lon sez he cant have a dr and is in extreme pain from a broke back chaney

he sends the cops out and has polly burn the clothes and she sees blackbird and sishop are da same guy

darien is tuxedo mask?

alice is maskerade?

so if the dr sees him they'll see hes not really a cripple b4 but he'd trick em all 

after suffering for a while she sez to fake being asleep and the dr comes in and goes ut she sees he's dead

and he probably went to h-ll for his crimes

the people say they'll miss him not knowing how he's really a bad guy, lie many celebs and guys history claims was heroic

bertie and fifi reconcile and kiss and i guess they get away with, wait, they didn't really do the crime, it was the black bird

the end

that was pretty good

tod and lon do it again

when you look back, it seems like it shouldn't be 71 mins but it paces it well

there's a simple story told in a cool way and lon has great acting

as ususal he's a remorseless crook who gets it but loves a woman or 2

hes not in a lot of make up but plays both roles different

the other actors do well and bertie does a good work playin a stick in the mud at 1t then opening up with love

the chicks do well and got that 20s thing

seems off that falling like 3 feet broke his back but maybe he fell in th wrong way in a million to 1 shot like 1000 ways to di and f'd it right

here are more interesting films he's done but tis one is good as is

i liked it and didn't recall much other than the end where he f;d his back an faked being iced by his fake self

glad i saw tis one

its got cool ideas and seems like a 1 episode of something story like Seinfeld but dark

an the 2 sides guy dying good to cover his bad was done by The DarK Knight with to face

For The Blackbird 2 I want a man with no memory to be accused of being the blackbird and polly has to try to decide if she outs the blackbirds secret to save him, or keep quiet and protect his legacy. Also she's falling in lov with the guy and sees it as a 2nd chance with the black bird. Its also a 32/64 bit dating sim game on playstation, sga saturn, n64 and 3D0 where you play as the guy and have several women you gotta deal with who like you as chicks like serial killers and gotta use the relationship to find your past and get free.

Romancing The Stone Review

Note: I spell like Stoners Pot Palace

Romancing The Stone

This is my review on Romancing Te Stone fom the distant uure year to Shiro Ishii Sama of 1984(The year Transformer G1 happend)

iys directed by Robert Zemeckis whos a commie and did Back to the Future/Who Framed Roger Rabbit/Back to the Future Part II/Back to the Future Part III/Death Becomes Her/Forrest Gump/What Lies Beneath/Cast Away/Beowulf 2007/the cr-ppy disney live action Pinocchio

It starts mouth f'd Michael Douglas from Coma/The China Syndrome/Basic Instinct/The Ghost and the Darkness/Don't Say a Word/Liberty's Kids, evil supporting cr-pple Kathleen Turner from Who Framed Roger Rabbit/Baby Geniuses/The Virgin Suicides/Monster House/The Simpsons/King of the Hill/Friends/Law & Order, Danny DeVito, not an acor but a dwarf actor, lie pluto called not a planet but a dwarf planet, rom One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest/Twins/Batman Returns/Last Action Hero/Junior/Matilda/Space Jam/Mars Attacks!/disneys Hercules/Men ln BIack/Man on the Moon/The Virgin Suicides/Austin Powers in Goldmember/Big Fish/The Lorax/The Earth Day Special/The Simpsons/Friends/Father of the Pride/It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Zack Norman from Cadillac Man/Baywatch/The Nanny, Alfonso Arau from nothing i saw, Manuel Ojeda from nothing i saw, el devianto Holland Taylor from 1997 George of the Jungle/The Truman Show/Two and a Half Men/Monk/American Dad!, Mary Ellen Trainor from The Goonies 1/Die Hard 1/Scrooged/Ghostbusters II/Back to the Future Part II/Death Becomes Her/Forrest Gump/1995 Congo, Mexican bbw Evita Munoz from nothing i saw, Kymberly Herrin from Ghostbusters 01, Ted White from 1960 The Alamo/Oh, G=d! Book II/Tron 1/Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter/Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood Jason Voorhees/1968 Planet of the Apes/Soylent Green/Escape from New York/1999 Wild Wild West, and a bunha guys not on bac door aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, Creator Hater, frooty booty, banana crammer, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants wiipedia wo is openly wrong oten.

i never saw this but my rents like it

after tile this cowboy looking devolved has a blonde at gunpoint and has her undress

she pulls a knife rom uner her dress and wastes him as he iced her dad, b0ned her sister, burned her ranch and stole her bible

she rides out but cowoys brothers come for her and she meetsand maes out with her love jesse lie ventura and the ride off

but its a novel she's writing and she's a devolved nerd who forgot to byy leexnex

then opening credits of her feeding her cat to 80s music

after coming bac from wor and taling to a geezer, a shady guy coms by her apartment and knifes a guy

shes out wit some broad looking or men but inds zilch

in soviet columbua this blonde rives a red car, i think a ferrarri mustang, and a kid knocks her out and jacks it

the dangers of the third world

danny DeVito and his brother ira are capturing people for money and danny wants out as the 3rd world s-cked but ira se 1 more score

blonde gets home and finds it searched and gets a car from the car lady sayin bring this envelope with a map to soviet Columbia at knifepoint of danny/ira

she has a ginger woman loo after her cat/lover and goes there with shay guy following

she takes a bus but its the wrong one danny wants her on and wakes up later to ask wtf and cause the bus to crash in the jungle

shady guy sez anoter bus will come but wen he tries to get her purse at gunpoint, Michael douglas gunfights him away and sees his truc got f'd and birds opt away

shady guy is driven by danny and asks if hes American and he fakes being eurotrash

she offers him 50$ to help er and they haggle to 375$ in checks

they go on and it rains so they get diahreeaed don a muddy hill with his face between her legs and he ets a b0ner or something and is all Yeaaaaaaaaahhh

danny get in a place an sez things are f'd and sees he's wanted

sister car lady is with a moustache guy saying he guy who iced her husband is pycho an powerful

douglas and blonde are shot at by shady guy ad he seesthe guys are after him i mean her and they runthrough the jungle de ikou

they get to a bridge thats f'd so she swings across on a vine like tarzan and he does too

they get to this plane that crashed with rotted skeletons and booze

she whines of him not caring of her and only helping her to get cr-p but he chops a big a55 snake behind her like he's mad max

douslas sez he lost like 1500 $ in the ush hitting his car and he sez hes name is jack and is surprised the doobie brothers broke up

he went or the easy way out and thought hunting birds was better an wants to sail the world on a boat

they grow closer and she falls asleep so he reads the map and seez where the treasure is

they get to own in the day and some Mexicans come to em

she sez they need a car and Mexico sez where but hears the plane the were in might be one of mexicos shipments as a drug dealer

they get to a house and the owner pulls a gun on em but when douglass sez shes joan wilder, the mexicoes love her books and invite her in

head Mexico book fan sez he has no phone and the village mexicos were wrong of him having a car but hen hes driving in a big black car and enemies are firing on em as they drive through the slum and he shows em around where his mom was pooped out ad his brother plan a tree

heres an epic car case as shady guy in military outfit fires on em

thy cross a river and it can' be crosse for 200 miles in both directions

they see the devil fork tree and fake not wanting it and go on

in town danny sees blonde and douslass and douglass finds a guy has a xerox that can copy a map

shes gonna pay him to go but he stays and gets her new clothes and dances at dinner as danny tries to get da map but a fat Mexico chic beats him up

as blonde and douglas kiss firewors go off and we cu to em naked in bed and we don see her long uncut nips tied in a bow like shoelaces

he agrees to give up the map to save the sister and as tey make out and b0ne he take the map he hid from under the bed to the bag

in the day they drive outand danny is in the bac of the car they stole

they get to a waterfall and find in a cave a cr-ppy bunny statue and she remembers in a book she did the treasure was hid in a statue

they but it open an its got a big a55 emerald and danny gets em at gunpoint and sez get out of the cave b4 batman comes home, off as he's the penguin

anny sez he's romancing the stone outta her instead of danny stealing it an a swarm of people come so the heroes get in a car and drive

douglass beats up that midget and gets the stone and they drive into a river where it goes over the falls

btw this is colored well and is very widescreen

they're on opposite sides of the river and he sez h'ed meet her at this hotel or something but she doubts him

in a hotel she calls the guy with her sister and is told do bring da map on water taxi and checs to see jack douslass didn't cech in

she goes to a big stone building like a castle probably form the olde worlde before THEY wiped it out in America and 

she gets him the map an he chexs it and sees its kosher and the shady guy comes in with dousglas at gunpoint an and beat up danny DeVito is there

shady guy sez they have the stone an asks her where it is so she sez they dug dbut foun nothing

he cuts her hand with a knife an dholds it by the gaters

douglas sez she dont got it and is kicked in the crotch and the gem falls out

he throws it and shady guy catches it but a gater bites off his hand and is pretty bada55

effin captain hook!

douglass gets a gun after beating out a guy an wastes guys and  a gunfight braks out

dannys queero brother who i heard is called faeggit a lot but on tubi i guess they censored it but not real swear words leaves danny who cant swim behind and sez he'd b bac for him

douglas has the gem gater by the ail as its gonna escape but ditchs it to saveblonde who's fighting shady guy but when he gets there, she eat his stump, iced him on a lanturn and hefalls through the grate on the gater pit

the cops get there as danny sez"thats him! get him' to his sodomite bro

douglass leaves and sez dont say i was here and smooches her with consent and books it

then shes in soviet new york and wrote a book of her adventure but her and jac dousbals met at the air port and sailoed the world in it

then he walks hme and doubals is in the road with a boat and has gater skin shows and they smooch

then they ride off on a new ork stree without cars

the end

that was pretty good

it was written in 79 before Indiana jones 1 and by a woman who died in a car accient in the car michal doulas bought her for this

good acting and the musi is really enjoyable

nice effects and no cr-ppy cg to ruin the feel

danny fits well and the story is fun but cool

aparenly the shady guy is zolo like in one piece and iced he sister's husband for the map

its an enjoyable fun film and my rents saw it before I was pooped out

its got that good 80s movie style and feels

glad I saw this one, it holds up and is worth a watch

For Romancing The Stone 2 I want them to find the stone is cursed and was sealed away for a reason, so they gotta put it back, but its been traded from hand to hand and they gotta follow the trail around the world. Also its an 8 bit point and click game like phantasy star adventure on sega master system and game gear, nes and gb, tg16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you play as the couple and go around finding clues and acing bosses in rpg style with dice battles.