Grease Review

note; I spell like I talk; badly

grease

this is my review on grease

its got jon travolta and Olivia newton john

why not Elton john, or john waters, or john holmes or john wayne gacy?

it starts with Travolta and Olivia on the beach being romantic in a clean way

she had a good summor with him but now has to go baCK TO AUSTRANLIA

then the credits happen with a weird animated thing

looks better than cg

its called grease as Travolta greases his hair

its set in da 50s when things were cleaner ANd more wholesome

after the 60s it was all downhill until the 80s with he man, transformers and Robotech

its the 1st day of high school and travolda and his homie kenicky (k man) was working during the summer so buy some car

Travolta spent the summer with a blonde and in another part of the same school that blonde just arrived

also is this female gang who seem like 80s tough chicks

after getting owned by a teacher the Travolta gag (the t burdz) hassle this nerd

in the anouncements they say NationAL bandstand is gonna have a live thing contest from the school's gym later

Olivia makes friends with the 80s chix

this perky chick comes in saying shes gonna run for student president

the 80s chix think Olivia is too pure for em

after hassling the jocks and on of em looking up chicks long skirts, the t burds sing about travoltas summer romance (him implying he b0ned)

at the same time the chicks sing about olivias p o v which is more innocent

after the song she reveals it was travolda who was her summer love

also she sez he never b0ned her

at night theres a football game and its revealed they s-cked for 7 seasons

sounds like Yugioh after zexal

the t brrdz imitate the  stooges

k man gets a cr-ppy car and wants to tune it up

also another gang (the scorpions(double dragon 2 gb?)(Hokuto no ken filler?)) stop by I their black car with flames

traolta reunites with oivia but  talks like pee wee herman to be cool infront of his friends

she goes mental over it for some reason(srs wtf. he didn't

even say anything bad. its like 4 sentences of 50s slang)

the bimbo of the 80s chix comforts her by bashing men (feminism?!) and invites her over to a sleep over

this is how p0rn0es start

at the slumber party they smoke and drink wine

they get Olivia to do so too

they're corrupting her!

1 chick gets a thumb tack and pierces her ears

wtf

this is like a bad 80s thing

the bimbo decides to dropout and get a job

the leader of the 80s chicks (Rizzo)mocks olivieas innocence in song

they also reference 50s celebs

then the t burdz come by and riz goes out the window to meet them

Travolta leaves and k man kicks out the other droogs to go off with Rizzo

theyre gonna b0ne

Olivia sings about being bummed about Travolta not being the kinda guy she thought he was

but shes still gay for him

this goes on for a while

we get it

u still want him

move on!

k man and Rizzo make out and he stops to get something

but its broken

what is it?!

they decide to b0ne and are hassled by the scorpion guy in the black car who bangs his car against the k mans car and mocks it

at the garage the t burds look over the car and sing about how it can be "greased lightning"

they sing abut car terms and how the car will get the chicks to b0ne em

so much for the 50s being wholesome

they have a phantasy about the car being a red Ferrari mustang or w/e with a buncha guys in grease mokey suits dancing

later the scorpios harass the town like bikers in violence jack oav 3

at an icecream place the t burds chat and hang out

I prefer the juice bar in power rangers

the perky chick comes on to Travolta and he ignores her and chats with olivcia

he sez sorry about being "terrible" but shes it a big buff blonde guy (like shuwartzu negataro from Kekko kamen(srs he looks just like him))

to compete with him Travolta tries to do sports at high school

the coach advises him to cut down on smokes and wear less leather

in basketball he s-cked at it

he dribbles kinda prissy and slugs a guy for blocking him

then he tries wrestling

but is easily overpowered by a bigger buffer blonder man

then he socks the guy in he abdomen after the match

at baseball hes cr-ppy too

the coach suggests track

while running he looks at olivia and trips over a hurdle

in high school gym class we did track and i copied what hitomi did in escaflowne for the long jump. it helped.

also for archery i copied what kagome did in inuyasha and did well.

maybe he can try archery

nah he'd probably open fire on several people

Olivia reconciles with him and they go out on a date to the ice cream place

he orders a load of food and so does she

she can eat

sounds like my plus size gf

once we split a bucket of kfc

I had 6 pieces, she had 4

and shes like a small sailor scout chick

then their homies stop by and crash the date

the dance off is coming

one by one they all leave

Rizzo goes mental and throws a milksake in k mans face

wat a b-ch

the bimbo talks to a waitress and reveals she f'd up her beauty school class and now has candy colored pink hair

sounds like an anime or 80s chick

or lola in degrassi

she says she needs a guardian angel (joan in attack mode)

a 50s star sings to her in a phantasy about her s-cking

he sez she should go back to high school

later its the dance thing and rizzo brings a scorpion to the dance

they dance to 50s rock ad it looks good

better than Saturday night live

I mean fever

btw Travolta wears a pink shirt

in the 80s that would be cool

1 guy brings a mexicany chick who Travolta b0ned b4

the dance host talks to a busty chick in a tube top names marty maraschino

that sounds like a p0rn0 name

Travolta tries to brush off his knowing the Mexican chick

the televised dance contest  is gonna start

the rules

1; only boy/girl couples

nowadays that would be see as hate for some reason

2; if tapped on shoulder; gtfo

nowadays that is banned as it counts as assault

3; anything offensive moves are banned

nowadays that would be seen as infringing on their right to be purvurts

after an elvis song they start the budokai

they sing the song "hand jive"

I assume dat means j-rkin off

during it, the Mexican chick shows off her thighs and theres various b0ning like dance moves

Travolta and Olivia do some horse roping moves like in gangnam style

somehow Travolta winds up dancing with the Mexican chick and it gets kinda pg16

Olivia books it

Travolta and the mexican chick win and have a dance

tis reminds me of prom night 2

during the song "blue moon" the t burds show their bare a55es to the camera

imagine if the scorpions jumped in and b0ned em

the next day the princilple sez the fbi is going over the a55es and gonna give em a federal charge for showing a55

later at a drive in Travolta sez sorry for dancing with the Mexican chick

he gives her his ring (is that a promise ring?) and she likes him again

later Rizzo thinks shes preggo and tells marty

marty spreads word like aids

by the time she gets to her car, k man knows and talks to her about it

she sez its not his

in the car Travolta tries to b0ne Olivia but she doesn't consent and runs off

Travolta sings about how he feels bad about her leaving him after attempted raepe

when did this turn into Saturday night live?

I mean Saturday night fever

same thing

also as he sings we see the movie adds playing and a hotdog jumps into a bun

does this mean he tried to go in her a55?

this movie is f'd up

later the at "greased lightning"is ready to have a death match against the scorpions black fire car

k ma sez how Travolta is his number 1 homie and makes him his 2nd in command cuz he saw it in a movie

they hug then realize how it looks and play it cool

Olivia sez to Rizzo she is there for her and Rizzo sez the school is talking about her being preggo

the perky chick walks by with chix and sez; dats da 1 I waz talkin about!

Rizzo sigs about how its better for her to go around b0ning guys

back when I went to high school no one got pregnant

no one I new b0ned

no one was queer (although 1 guy I knew turned afterwards)

no one was mo les ted

we were clean and decent

and dat was da 00s

when degrassi next gen had all that

later at thunder road(not thumderdome) the scorpions race the t burfs

winner gets the others car

k man gets brain damaged banging his skull on a car door picking up a penny so Travolta has to drive

the white lightening car vs the black fire car

sounds like red eyes blac dragon vs blue eyes white dragon

or reshiram vs zekrom

they race and the black car has a SAW DRILL LIKE IN BEN HUR AND CUTS UP the white car

this is like da 80s

they race and Travolta wins

blue eyes bring power but red eyes brings potential to those with the courage to unlock it

Olivia sez she needs to restart and do something to win travolya

she goes with the bimbo for a make over

later they're graduating

was that a whole high school year?

what is this? harry potter?

they have a carnival

the t birds flunked phys ed and have summer school to graduate

they throw pies at the coach but s-ck

the nerd who was in like 2 scenes in the whole movie nails the coach and is praised by the coach

Rizzo reveals she wasn't pregnant after all

travlta has gone jock and letter in track

he wants to win Olivia back

Olivia comes in wearing a leather outfit and smoking

Travolta sings the song from family guy about "give up the toad" with her

Travolta gets a b0ner for her and follows her like a slave

this is like a p0rn0

they sing about him having to improve to be man enough for her

I assume they were b0ning I the real version

in one scene the t burds are in front of cut outs of various humorous images

paired guy/girl

except one guy with a dog

so that's his orientation

not that theres anything wrong with that

they wonder what to do about graduation

travlta sez they're always be together

then they sing some 50s gibberish and gang synchro dance

also k man and Rizzo made up

then travlta and Rizzo I mean Olivia drive off in the red Ferrari mustang and I think it flies off like the idea tommy wiseau had

the credits are done like a high school year book

the end

ooh, frankie Avalon and eddie deezen were in this

frankie was in pee wees xmas and eddie was in dexters lab

that was pretty well done

kinda dirty with its themes and characters and content

I thought the 50s were wholesome

then again this is made in da 70s

for grease 2 i'd like for it to be the 60s and j fk has not only legalized all drugs and removed all laws related to b0ning, but has declaired war on Australia as they refuse to decriminalize animal b0ning. the gang is drafter (even the women as j fk wants women to fight to be "gender balanced" instead of having the best one for the job) the war goes badly for America as j fk's drug induced decisions lead to massive failure so he lowers the draft age to 12 (as well as the age of consent). the t birds, and chicks are married and have kids but both them and their kids are drafted into fighting Australia(which is a conflict for olvia newton john as her family is from there) but she is threatened with getting her arms and legs removed and used for animals to b0ne if she refuses(to make an example out of her to deter other dissenters). eventually they one by one get blown apart and are all pieced together into one massive flesh golem construct to fight the austrailians (who bust the cybernetic controls implanted in them that force them to fight) and they switch sides to beat j fk and his deviant ambitions to b0ne everyone on earth into submission