Saturday, March 16, 2024

Oppenheimer Review

 Note: I svpell nucular

Oppenheimer

This is my revuiw on Oppenheimer  from the distant future year of 2023(The year of Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directal by Christopher Nolan who dont like cg or other cr-p so hes pretty cool and did Memento/Batman Begins/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises/Interstellar /Dunkirk

It stars openly vegatarian ex catholic Cillian Murphy who did 28 Days Later/Cold Mountain/Batman Begins/Red Eye/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises/Dunkirk, openly brittish Emily Blunt from the 2010s The Wolfman/the jck black Gulliver's Travels/Looper, openly candsya55 Matt Damon from Field of Dreams/Geronimo: An American Legend/Good Will Hunting(j=rkin off in a baseball glove)/Saving Private Ryan/The Talented Mr. Ripley/Titan A.E./Ocean's Eleven(f==k dat moovy)/Confessions of a Dangerous Mind/Stuck on You/EuroTrip/The Brothers Grimm/The Bourne movies/Interstellar/The Martian/Ocean's 8/Arthur, somewhat devolved Robert Downey Jr from Weird Science/Back to School/Less than Zero/Natural Born Killers/the 1995 Richard III/Gothika/The Avengers/Iron Man 3/Family Guy, Josh Hartnett from Halloween H20: 20 Years Later/The Faculty/The Virgin Suicides/Black Hawk Down/O/Pearl Harbor/Sin City, animal supremacist Casey Affleck from Good Will Hunting(j-rkin off in a catchers mitt)American Pie/the 00 Hamlet/Ocean's Eleven/American Pie 2/ParaNorman/Interstellar, devolved but nt as bad as pete davidson Rami Malek from Battleship/Bohemian Rhapsody/The War at Home/Saturday Night Live, pretty cool Kenneth Branagh from Chariots of Fire/Much Ado About Nothing/Mary Shelley's Frankenstein/the 1995 Othello/the 1996 Hamlet/Wild Wild West/The Road to El Dorado/Rabbit-Proof Fence/Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets/Dunkirk/Death on the Nile/Shackleton/Walking with Dinosaurs/World War 1 in Color, Jason Clarke from Rabbit-Proof Fence/Zero Dark Thirty/The Great Gatsby/Terminator Genisys/First Man/Farscape, Dylan Arnold from the 2018 Halloween,  faith traitor Tom Conti from The Dark Knight Rises/Friends, James D'Arcy from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World/Exorcist: The Beginning/Hitchcock/Jupiter Ascending/Dunkirk, David Dastmalchian from The Dark Knight/Blade Runner 2049, Dane DeHaan from The Amazing Spider-Man 2/Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Alden Ehrenreich from Solo: A Star Wars Story, el communisto Tony Goldwyn from Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives/Ghost/The Pelican Brief/The 6th Day/The Last Samurai/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Good Wife/Drop Dead Diva/disneys Tarzan/Law & Order, Jefferson Hall from Star Wars: The Force Awakens/2018 Halloween/Vikings, David Krumholtz from Addams Family Values/The Santa Clause/The Mexican/The Santa Clause 2/Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle/Superbad/Law & Order/Law & Order: SVU/The Good Wife/Star vs. the Forces of Evil/the 2020 The Twilight Zone, openenly unionite Matthew ModineFull Metal Jacket/Notting Hill/The Dark Knight Rises/The West Wing/Hitler: The Rise of Evil/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Scott Grimes from 2010 Robin Hood/Party of Five/American Dad!/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Gregory Jbara from  Law & Order/the 00s Ripley's Believe It or Not!/Friends/West Wing/Malcolm in the Middle/Touched by an Angel, Harry Groener from Brubaker/Patch Addams/Road To Perditon/Law & Order/Buffy the Vampire Slayer the show/Judging Amy/The West Wing/King of the Hill/Malcolm in the Middle/Law & Order: LA/Law & Order: LA, Tim DeKay from The Crow: Salvation/Seinfeld/Touched by an Angel/Party of Five/Malcolm in the Middle/Cold Case/the Cleaner/Law & Order: LA/Hot in Cleveland/Law & Order, Matthias Schweighofer from  FeardotCom, Josh Zuckerman from Austin Powers in Goldmember/The Amanda Show/The West Wing/Judging Amy/Boston Legal/Desperate Housewives/The Big Bang Theory, Michael Angarano from Drunk History, Josh Peck from Snow Day/The Amanda Show/Family Guy/Samurai Jack/MADtv/Drake & Josh/All That/the 10s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/The Big Bang Theory, Jack Quaid from The Hunger Games, Gustaf Skarsgard from Vikings, openly polish James Urbaniak from Confessions of a Dangerous Mind/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles/The Office/Metalocalypse/The Good Wife/Pig Goat Banana Cricket, Devon Bostick from Land of the Dead/Survival of the Dead/Diary of a Wimpy Kid/Degrassi: The Next Generation/Flashpoint, Christopher Denham from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Law & Orde/The Good Wife, Olivia Thirlby wgo was turned by elen paige and  was in Being Flynn/Dredd, Jack Cutmore-Scott fron Dunkirk, James Remar The Warriors/the 90s Miracle on 34th Street/Judge Dredd/Mortal Kombat Annihilation/the 1998 Psycho/X-Men: First Class/the 2000s The Twilight Zone/Justice League Unlimited/The Batman/The Spectacular Spider-Man/Hatfields & McCoys/Beware the Batman/Gotham/Batman: The Brave and the Bold – The Videogame, Pat Skipper from Demolition Man/Independence Day/That '70s Show/the rob zombie Halloween/Babylon, the clean dsober  and family man Gary Oldman who was in JF K/Bram Stoker's Dracula/The Fifth Element/Air Force One/Lost in Space/Hannibal/Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban/Batman Begins/Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix/The Dark Knight/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2/The Dark Knight Rises/the 2014 RoboCop, and a buncha guys not on back door candy a55 soy bpy beta male aids bag, wiener cleaner necro pedo gender offender croipple nipple chimpus olympus soviet sicko wikipedia.

This is a long a55 film so this should be a long a55 review

I never saw it but it beat barbie at the oscars so men being smart beats bimbos devolving into feminists.

so after logos we see rain then nucular flams after some devolved guy and texxt saying prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to man butwas punished for it

then this gay looking dude is on trial and then some guysin b/w talking of working for eisenhauer for going after oppenheimer

is this like madam bovary with the whole thing as a flashback in a trial?

so gay looking guy sez how he studied under uys an how when he was young he was malcontent over his cr-ppiness and not having enough sleep and worried of things

in class he wants to see niels bohr but the class goes w/o him and he puts poison in an apple on the teachers desk like snow white

so he goes to the bohr thing with this eutotrash fude talking and we see himhaving some kinda autism of the universe then rushes to school to stop teacher from eating his poison

in there is bohr and likes oppenheimer whos the gay looking guy and tells him  t go to germany to learn from the elites and oppenheimer throws the apple away when bohr is gonna eat it

then a montage of him in i assume vweimar germany and seeing art and thinking of space and throwing glasses to break cuz hes nuts and doing science and math on a blicketee black b oard

then the trial and a guy talks of how he met oppenhiemer but not the guy who was skeletor in He Man an we get more flash backs in b/w and  oppenheimer and this guy meet and are openly jyuuish

the gy testifying talks of oppenhiemrers 2 kids and wife and asks why oppenheimer didnt include einstein in the manhatten project but not the tmnt thing

oppennheimer goes oit to hang out with einstein andwait its the guy testifying andwait its both and einstein is bummed and sez nothing and oppenhiemer is selected for the project but isnt too into it

oppenhiemr sez he had a dark past and guy sez hes in the gov and knows of it

in trial they talk of oppenhiemer meeting with soviets in eutope and then more flashbacks of oppenhiemer gave a speech in dutch and later meets a jyuuish guy on a train who wonders why he learned Dutch and not yiddish and  how their kind isnt welcme there

he sent oppenheimer to a German who gives a speech on the quantum world which i assume is on the planck scale and of the folde areas within that the fallen angels reside in h-ll

robert and yisddish guy wanna go back to new york where hes from but really new -mexico as 1 mexico wwasnt basd enuff and no one in America talkes quamtu physics srs;y

the German was Heisenberg i think and in America he starts a school on quantum theory and talks with a guy making a quantm machine or w/e nd as 1 student like with shelon teaching howard in big bang theory

they talk on if light is particles or waves and its cant be both ut it is and dont mention tachyons that exceed time adn photons

they they go on and he gets a class full of nerds who probably =rked off to jean harlow and goes on of science stuff

in the trial the guy who was with einstein strauss talks of oppenheimer being a left wing commie pinko and in a flash back how oppenheiemr eas told to keep his communism outta the lab and he goes to this party with his bother and a frenchie and i think they are in the cokmunist party

oppenheimer hates the right for the alleged fascists and their jyuuish things but thinks socialism isnt as bad, whcih stalin, mao and ol pot have kinda disproven

oppentiehemr sez hes not a communist but read das c apital in german and this chick is trying to seduce him to communism to help people

the unions mafia and klan helped people, but they also did some bad

they we see ppenheimer b0ning a chck out side of marriage and we see her not very big b00bs and like big bang theory they tlk of his books and how he wanted to waste his teacher

he has a book on sanskrti and seems to be into daemon worship and he reas the words of becoming death destroyer of worls as like many of his kind, hes into the occult

later he and his droogs go to some mad max wild west wasteleand an they are drinking in a tent and i think oppenhiemer is gonna marry dat commie he b0ned and his bro warns of the commies but he sez "half the faculty is commuinst"

sound like we need a culling of commies. before they poison the minds of the youth to be hippies and stoners and aemon worshippers and banana crammers

oppehinheir wants to combine new mexico and physics and goes to los alamos and later hes with the chick he b0ned and finds the germans slit the atom and the nerds go like big bang theory w.o the pop jokes and bland sci fi cr-p

they have a thing that measres pulses and he wants to u a chain reaction to make a nuke

so later his woman is b--ching out like a frenchie about him hegtting her flowers and then oppenhiemer goes to some meeting oofn nerds and is cheered for

later he wants to have teachers unionized which will probably ruin em as those who surrender a bit of freedom for a bit of security deserve neither accordsign to foundign father ben franklin

so the germans attack poland and in the trial he defens his 5kanks communism and his devolved views with another flashback with him tlaking t some chick and im not sure if its his 5kank as they talk of forces of attraction makig matter seem solid and really its not

his remaining d0ng passing through her colon!!

so its not is woman adn they go to soviet new mexico nd her 1st hsuband bit it and her 2n one was a unionite and she had enough  of his communism but he thankfully got iced by Spaniards who fought the commies in the cifvil war

goo thing for Franco keeping those sub humans down, he got spain going right after a bit, toobad spaniands s-ck a55 and are c=ck suckers

so oppenheimer reveals to his 5kank tht he b0ned that chick and got her pregnant with a b=stard child and is gonna marry her and dump the commie he was b0ning

so back door oppenhiemer is gonna unionie the school an this guytrys to stop him as the gov wont let him join the project. but oppenhiemer wants to attack the Garmans for them maybe getting a nuke and he cares for for his kind than the countless other people being iced by both germany and ussr

so in the trial strauss sez oppenhiemr eas the most respected guy in the thing and he wante himon the nuke project but strauss sez this anti commie was trying to stop opoenhimer, which is od they are so anti nazi but thnk anti commie is somehow bad

its like "im against sharkes but we gotta protect dolphns" despite dolphins b0ning people woc with out consent

in the trial strauss laments on oppenheiemrs smarts yet ignorance on his cr-p and then in a colored flashback we see oppenhiemer in his plac with his kid crying and his woman is b--chy and often drunk

this is what happens when you b0ne outside of marriage and have devolved bast=rd kids , its a marriage built on having to instead of wanting to

so oppenhiemer has a talk with a gy abut hs cr-ppy marraige and is told he can see beyond but theres a price

did he make some black pact with a dark force?

man we're 45 mins in? that didnt feel long

so after issues with his woman he meets a guy called groves who is a real American and has 1200 tons of uranium and not poekmon uranum that those c-cmsuckers at nintendo tries to silence

groves a real ameican hero dotn like oppenhiemers lust and comnsum and cr-p and only 1 guy sed anything goo about oppenhiemer but he knows more of scinece than people

the germans have an 18 month had start and has heisenberg working on it whos great at it but oppenheimer sez th Germans are anti sea mights and Zee Fuhrer might not use his hebrew slaves right liek with the pharaoh in the old testament

also the germans in the war were big on the occult and mad pacts with fallen angels and other daemons

gorves gets oppenhiemer on and he had the gov make a town for the fams of the scientists to get things going and so they;d be iradiated too and gorves who is played by mark damon looks like hit ler

so oppenhiemr gets all these guys to go with him in a montage and sez "We gotta beet da germans" even thug Irving Thalberg who was jyuuish said the commies were a bigger thrat as once the dictator dies so does the dictatorship but cokmiunsm is hardwr to uproot

later the gov is maing buildings for the camp andthe yiddish guy is there and  sez oppenhiemr i spread too thin acorss the works adyiddish guy dontwanna come and hep as he dont wanna use science to kill people

oppenhiemer sez "i dont know if we can be trusted but the germans cant be" which isnt a goo argument, like saying, i dtn kow if a cat can watch a baby but its better than a dog

so on yddsih guys advice, oppehineimer gets a new hat andtheres a meeting of guys but 1 guy calculates thatsomething su and oppenheimer goes to see einstein

E HERO, who looks like my slovenian grandpa a bit, looks at the data and they think it might ignight the tmosphere and destroy the world

E HERO dont wanna do math and neither does oppenheiemr and E HERO sez if its true, warn the Germans so neither side destoyrs the world

cuz they would trust jyuuze who sez "stop your greatest weapon cuz we say it'll destory the workld" an not thnk its a trick

later at openheimers place his woman has their kid andhe has guys over and 1 guy sez the go sint saring the info with the sciets, cuz you can trust the soviets, its not like they'll take over europe and make  black age of fear and death!

oh its frenchie who was a commie and wanted to get info on the rpoject but oppenheiemr didnt get it and looking bakc in the trial sez he hould have repoted it

strauss whos robers down vegat jr is th chair of something and theres political cr-p i dont get and the gusy thnk oppenheiemr is bad news and strauss otta sie with em but he wnts more ,ooking into it

in colored flashback oppenheiemr and his fam go totheir new home and there s no kitches notices his woman and he sez he'd fix that like if he was a real Amercian

later opehiner sez the halifax ship that blew ws the biggest asploion in hisoryt and they would use killo tons of dyno ight and they talk of uranuaim and plutonuim but not neptunium as the thre sailor scouts woul do that

1 guy suggests hydrogen to use megatons instead of illoltns and imnot sure which is bgger as the metric system is cr-p and for gaylords

srauss sez the hyrogen thing wa the program and we get a b/w flashcakbk and how in a meeting the soviets made a nuke

in the colors past the newrs cme up with how to make a hyrodgen nuke of heav hydrogen and then he meets fuchs but not fred fuchs who was german but was told hes not by zee fuhrer, hich kinda fits as he turned n em

oppenhiemer wants to go to chicago an  dont have clearence and wants his broteher to come and is tolfd its his fault he dont and opeheiner goes anyway

strauss talks in b/w flashcbakc of the soviets an how they have the nuke now and its like the plutoniim thing was like the one oppeheinemer made

in colored past oppehieneher meets guys making a nuke an later oppeheienr gets a chic nerd on his team

groves yells at opeheienr for geong to soviet chicago and yiddish guy cant takre it and queers out and quits and groves jokes of having him iced

oppeeenehr thnks he was hired to be controlled for his past andoppheeneier sez hewants his clearence

in the colored trial groves sez how opphenhemr was a lefty but thinks oppejeneiver woulnddnt betray Amercia and was the one who gave him clearence

so some guy i think his bortehr comes over and  they kep putting glass things in a jar fr reptestenting some number going uplike how much nucular thing they got

in a flashback of staurs and openeheiemr at a tble taing o howoppeheindher let commies in but he sez his brotehr left the party b then, they sez of the other commies like frenchie

in colored past opeheineriher wants to get someone on i think but he was part of a scool unionizing thign and opneeheienr is told to be away from bad people to keep clearence he got

in trial opeheienr talks of cr-p and in 43 he saw his 5kank who he is nue with but we dont see their paerts and he tells then 5kank as going mental and needed help but his wife seez him and her nude and b0ning to her as a metaphor for her feeling son his betrayal

oppeheienri in the meeting with 5kank se he cant come by anymor and its implied she suicided and went back to h=ll where her commie filthy kin came from and belongs

so his wife is b=chy about oppehneeir cheeting on her even thogubhe wa ith the 5kank 1st and cheeted on her to be with wife, like quees whining about "dont say gay as an insult" when gay originllymeant ahppy beoffe they stole it

so afte meeting with guys including a guy named pash who was in the army and was a higher up in the thing but wasnt meant to see him

pash said he wasnted ti take don the commies bada55b and oppehnieehr told pash thatb his guys who wante to share with the commies should do it officially instead of back door

groves sez pash was russian descended and went bakc to in 1918 to waste commies and opehenier was trying to say "the soviets are not germans" whcih in real life were worse

Pash finds 1 guy was in the facutly at berklet which is now super commie and oppeheienr was trying to protect his commie allies

also they try to make Pash look creepy or bad when really hes doing the good work to fight the evil of socialism

in colored tteial Pash sez oppeheineir was holding back the info on commies in his party but eventually gave nakes and grovees sent him to Europe to track the german nuke program

at a party heisenberg sad in coppenhaigen that this thing coul end all war, which seems like something the evil dr nkola tesla wante with his death ray and eait its neils bohr and bohr dont wanna help but warns that his weapon will f u da world

we have to pay for all we use, we never think before we light the fure

neiles calls him a modern prometheus, like frankenseitn, as he gave men the peopler to destory themelves, as bone tools to bust head sweren't able to

so then oppehenerierr finds hi 5naknk who bnes him suiied and wrnt to h-ll where her evil kind belongs but she was all f'd up like most chicks who b0ne outside of marriage

his wife trys to get his a55 in gear and in the neo mexico with the twquilla gundam, the peope,worry of the chicks womb being cooked by nucular cr-p but she sez their parts are exposed too

opheneoenr assigned things and sez no ones leaving and 1 guy sez oppheieneirm left phyciss behin for being a plitician andgoes off to escape the cooking of crotch

so after talk in the colored trial of him avising things that were wrong, we get yissish guy saying how the hydrogen one is strnger and would be a genocide of many people but was told we'd be f;d by the german ones if we ont wrong them 1st

in another colored flashback oppeheinerherm wants to have a wolld gov to control nucular things (and totally not work oni it uder the books) andto work with the soviets an the united natons(who are both bad guys)

1 guy sez he aw a v2 rocker headign for soviet england and worries of the germans using a nuke on it to send england to h-ll whee i belongs for its countless evils

yodiesh guy advices him andin a b/w gtrial strauss sez the guy who quit wrote things that had gov info and might be a leak

in a colored flashback we see oppehneierm going to a meeting with a chicksaying how hit ler was allegedly dead(but really he went to the north or south pole with the fallen angels in the hollor earth)

so german is done but Japan holds on and oppehneieper want sto use it on them to "show the world the power of it so it wont be used again"

btw, i saw barefoot gen, this is inda evl, i mean sacrificing sountless innocent people to show off your might? thats like somethign an evil god would do

so we get that shot all kovie o of a jeep going through the dsert and they are gonna test the nuke with  oppehnielr calling it the trinity, whcih is a Christian thing an he sjyuuish

oppheeneiemr sez he borught his bother a he trusts him and he was a former commie, although john wayen wa spro commie before evolving into a REAL Man

so later he meets this eutotrash dude warns him against the nuke and its dangers and its wrong use

so in a meeting oppenhimer seez that the nuke will be a grat signal for showing teir power and pearl harbor and the war made america not care about the inmocent Nipponjin they'd obliterate, cuz 2 wrongs amke a right i guess

also theres debate on if pearl harbor was done fully by japan as the official story sez theya ttacked to make america sell em gas, ehich a punch t the face dont make friens

also f dr and churchill were in the same daemon clubn and were in cahoots in fighting the germans

the peope,wanted to nuke japan 2x to show they can to foce em to stop when they could just call a truce instead of crushing them

let Nippon ahve the maruta, its better than what mao and km jong did

the people think they otta include th esoviets so they dont think theres an arms race(spiler, theres ALWAYS an arms race, many only dont see it) andtruman who was in a demon grup wanted to not include stalin wh was against that gorup

so they have an test run on da nuke in Amercia to gets te facts right an make sure its right

they contstut the nuke and get the uranim and load it w/o protective equippment

oppenheimer meets with his woman and the sky gors apocalyptic andwindy but inside the windowless wall less area with da nuke, he has no wind

so its raining an night and they got 20 000 killitns of tnt andif it goes off, al  this plutomuim will scatter across the area and mutate people into x men

they worry of the atmosphere ingighting and destorying the planet and groves is worried of the near 0 chance ofit, as between 0 and next to 0 is infinity, esp with decimel pints

eventually after much build up and worry of the planet blowing, whchih we KNOW wont happen as we're still here, luiem i dragon ball super how they faked characters biting it when we know they are ok from being in the end of z and gt and af, well they finally drop the nuke and  some guys wlook at it with their naked eyes

so he sez hes become death the destroyer of worlds, like freeza and cell and buu and bebi and the shadow dragosna nd xicor and beerus and  broly and the galcatic prisoner and othe rcr-ppy new ones

so theres a rsh of in andtey cleebrate and are feeling positive about make=ing the deadliest thing since noahs flood, salthugh sodom and gomorrah got nuked too

then they star glowing and jerkin aroun and spazzing out and grow hormns and spikes and tentacles and fangs all over their bodies as they devolve int their new mutaytes formes

jk really they probably rot out from radiation later and oppehnihemr is told by military guys, we'll tke it from here

hes told by groves tht stalin was told f a new weapon to be used on japan and that oppnehiemr will be kept infoemed and the nukes are taken off to end innocent Japanese

opheienr sez cuz they made it dont mean they have any right to say how its used and with nucular war, all war becomes nthinkable

spoiler; thats not how it works, they adapt to the raised power and continue wanting more, like dbz how they fought the gods, or yugioh how the game devolved into spamming 40 summons and looping things to get out 4 omni negatoers urn 1

so truman nukes Japan offscreen andthe people celebrate and oppenhiemr is seen as a hero and gives a speech at a school and is proud of what happened but wished he culd have used it on Germany

holy f--k thats kind evil, i wisj we could have nuked others?! 

he has a phantasy of a flash and stepping in a charcoal kid anpeope crying, at leadt i think its a phantasy and ses people puking and spazzing out

also his quoting the pagan god of destorying world was hated in stin a55 india where as the 1st world doesnt go mantal when The Bible is quoted non stop in atime tv

but when god gives you lemons you find a new god!

so he nmeets truman and is praised for his creation but he is himble of it despite being on the cover of time like hit ler and that ukraine gy

oppenhiemer wants to work with the soviets and thinks they'll get the nuke but truman sez tey wont get one

openheiemr beta males out and wants th eland they nuked given to the indians, cuz tyats healthy, a nuked wastelan, but truman wants to make more and have an armsrace if what he sez of the sovets is true

also trueman is evil in here, like real lie, and dont care about humans as its what his god wants and he dont want oppehneier bought back cuz hes a candya66

so oppenhuemer in the present is on trial about his attemps to control arms to deal with the soceits, cuz having less arms than the enemy is how you win a war, and its not like reagan beat the ussr by increasing production

his broter and the frenchie got fd and the alleged geman scientist fuchs who ientified as brittish, was giving data to the soviets

whe eisenhaur came in, oppenhieemr tries to get big gov to control things uz hes a commie andthe gov had enought of his commie cr-p and took his secuity clearence

the b/w flascmabk has steuges or strauss or wesaying how oppehnheiemr was a war hero, yeah and stalin was their buddy in the war! and gacy was a clown for kids partys!

so in a color flashback we see oppeneheiewmr hearing of the effects on the Japanese and how they suffered for oppenhimers sins and soem say the nuking of Imperial Japan was the 1st act that started the cold war

at the nuke camp he tells the poeple that if nukes are part of regualr arsenals then peopel will hate em

so strauss had connections in things and had the time magazien say strauss lost and the US Won

so oppenhieemr in colored flashbacks is yelled at by his current woman and how strauss was against him but oppneheeimer thinks hes not

in a b/w flashback strauss wants to run oppenhiemers credibility so he cant damage natonal security and has a guy send acusations on openheimer to take his clearnece an when he appeals, they hve a closed hearing with a lot of info onhim researched andits jot to convit but to deny

they try to make strauss look badfor stpping oppenhieemer but  oppenheiemr did a lot of bad too

strauss fakes being oppneheiemrs homie to advice him but wife sez they might lose their job and home and they gotta fight

in the ttial in color they say theres a classified document and they have a recording but its classified and his laywer sez "he migh purher himself" but is told "he was not told to lie"

so its not a trial an theres no need for evidence rules and its revaled this chick he b0ned 's husband bit it from a broken heart

one more victim of the evil oppenheiemr

so yisddhish guy defends him and sez oppenhieemr did thing sthat lead t them having an arsenal of nukes

so after 1 witness has colitas they get the next guy and its revealed there was a letter but a guy called mr garrison like the south park guy sez he dont want it read as it seems bad, but is told oppneeheiemrs homies said good of him

the letter said its more likley than nt that oppenheemer as a commie workin for for soviets and then in a b/w pblic trial we get a guy named dr hill like johan hil the devlved whoo sez he and his droogs want strauss removed from gov for defendign America from oppenheimer

1 guy sez oppneheiemr is charged with having bad opinions, which if a guy dont think global warming or the holocost or evolutoon is fake then he is attacked too but being commie seems ok

1 giy i thin who wote the letetr in the colored trial defend oppenheiemer but sz hes weird and difficult but not evil, which i question

his wife b--ches out about oppenhiemrr shaking  guys hand and didnt spit on him and in the trial in color groves sez he wouldnt clear oppebeiemr with todays standard but noen of the guys would be cleared with the new guildelnes eithwr

so the wife is called up to testify and sez she  hates communism since 36 an d in b/w public trial they say oppenhiemer was persecuted bystrauss

wife is asked if she had a commuismt party members card and he sez she dont rememebr where it went and if theres a differnece of american communism and soviet

also oppenhiemr send money to the spaniard commies in 42 and she acts all smarta55ish then later einstein gives him advice in his kangaroo court like a canadian hmans rights tribumnal attacking people for jokes or truth

strauss sez how oppenhiemer poisoned enstein aganst him and other scientists and manipulates(well, he is a commie) in a b/w flashback with some guys

the color trial interrogates him on his recocmendation on hydrogen and nucular things and in the b/w agains strauss sez oppnehiemer never regretted icing japan and sacrificing those Nipponjin as he wanted power and would do it the same again

in color trial they ask if he'd be ok wtha hdrogen nuke on japan and he wiggle around as his words are turned on him as he supported 1 then changed his tune

the scene lights up an goes nucular and he sez if we did it then the soviets would do it an d the investigator points out he had no issue with it in the start of the 40s then in 49 had issues

strauss b--ches out more in b/w abouthow if this will be his humiliation andthe colored trial se hes a loyal American but the evidence shows hes not able to be cleared for duty and his clearence is out

in the b/w trial j fk held out against stopping the evil oppenheimer, but its ok, America fixed his wagon with a grassy gnoll lobotomy

strauss whines of how eisenhauer gave him a meal of freedom andhow oppenhiemer turned the scientists agsint him and i think strauss lost the thing he was doing in his trial

oppeneheiemr meets einstein wait i think this i the past and einstein sez oppieneier sed he lost understanding hat he started and E HERO gave advice on how "its not for u, but for them"

oppheiener sez he gave hi calculations on their nuke being a chain reaction that ens the wold and now they did and he spazzes out with images of nucular weapons

the end

1 credits name; adrew jackson, like the bada55 president who kicked a55?

then after the crdits is the mexican cedits cuz they cant have thst for the evolevd version

wa that the french version credits too? nuke those gaijin!

but overall this was a pretty good movie

itdoes the Intolerance thing by D W Griffith where its a few stories told at the same points

like the high points of all of them at the same time and the low points at the same time

its like three hours but dont feel it and goes by at a good pace

good flow and feel and no drag and the acting and filming was good despite being pretty widescreen

its not as long as birth of a nation but it is still pretty cool and show the evil of oppenheimer as well as gives strauss his pov instead of just being against him for no reaosnm

after a quick look at his page o candy a55 wikpeide, i found he was into mysticism and pagan teachings, was agnostic, his daughrter hanged herself and other things

he thinking banning nukes will stop war was used by superman in the 4th movi that everyone hated and by gun control monkeys thinking "if guns are illegal then no one will be shot" like if drugs are ilegal then no one ODs

and Strauss was a faithful man who putb America 1st and knew being open with the soviets would beneift the comies, like playing yugioh an sayng the name s of all the crds in your hand

huh, in 2023 its revealed that oppenheiemr was a secret member of the commie party! STrauss was right! 

this was based on the book American Prometheus: The Triumph and Tragedy of J. Robert Oppenheimer by Kai Bird and Martin J. Sherwin that ore samma never did

holy cr-p, this used practical effects and non any compuer cr-p

i see why it won all those oscars

its pretty well done despite siding with the bad guy and making the goo guy look wrong, as well as ignoring the victims of communism and only focusing on Germany

Also calling Oppenheimer Prometheus for bringing nu cular weaons to the world is a bit off as many ancient texts tell of nucular things, like the Mahabharata of stink a55 india

For Oppenheimer 2 I want it to be the 80s and oppenheimer is broguth back by a communist ritual to learn the secrets of his nucular power, but as he had d mysticism and occultism in him, he came back as a giantdaemon with rat and cow and pig traits despite being born in the year of the dragon. he wants to get revenge on America for stpping him from turning it commie and crosses the sea to Amercia to take it out, bt Japan, who is America's ally now, wants a crack at it and a guy whos' dad was cooked as a kid in Hiroshima pilots a metal nucular robot to take on the daemon Oppenheimer. Also its a 128 bit arena fighter on sega dreamcas, gamecube, ps2 and xbox like a Godzlla game where you play as 1 of several monsters or robots made for the game or the hero from the movie, or oppenheimer and fight other monsters across various cities in the world.

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