Ninja Gaiden Review

 Note: I spell Nina I mean Ninja

Nionja Gaiden

This is my revirw on Ninja Gaiden from the distant future year to Shiro Ishi of 1991 (20 years before Tranformers The Headmasters and Robotech)

Its directed by Mamoru Kanbe who did Cardcaptors/Cardcaptors The Movie/Elfen Lied/Medabots

It stars Keiichi Nanba from Violence Jack/da King of Fighters Games/Battle Arena Toshinden/Fist of the North Star 2/Flint: The Time Detective/Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon/Saint Seiya/Wizardry/Guilty Gear/Transformers Super God Masterforce/Transformers Victory, Norio Wakamoto from Violece Javk/Cyber City Oedo 808/Dog Soldier: Shadows of the Past/DBZ/DBGT/Fist of the North Star/Ghastly Prince Enma Burning Up/Monster Rancher/Ninja Scroll/Transformers Animated/Transformers Cybertron/Urotsukidōji/Yugioh GX/Street Fighter IV and V/Capcom vs SNK 1 and 2/The King of Fighters 2002/MD Geist, Yumi Touma from OPira Sukeban/Valis IV/Tekken/.hack/Dead or Alive/The Legend of Dragoon/Sonic Lost World/Battle Arena Toshinden/Beyblade/Re: Cutie Honey/Cardcaptors/Crying Freeman/Flint: The Time Detective/Garzey's Wing/Kirby: Right Back At Ya!/G Gundam/Gundam Wing/Pokemon/queer a55 Ranma 1/2/Sailor Moon/Saint Seiya/Slayers/Tekken OAV/Transformers: Super God Masterforce/Transformers Victory/Transformers: Zone/Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer/vOOGIEE'S aNGEL, Daisuke Gouri from Shuten Doji//Cutey Honey/Fist of the North Star/Dragon Ball/Sakigake!! Otokojuku/DBZ/Urotsukidoji/Transformers Victory/DBGT/Inuyasha/Yugioh GX/Transformers Zone/Dead Or Alive/Tekken/Star Fox 64, Saori Suzuki from Sonic X/Fist of the North Star 2/Mobile Suit Gundam Wing/Sakigake!! OtokoJuku, Shinji Ogawa from Batman: Gotham Knight/Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z: Plan to Destroy the Saiyajin/Fist of the North Star 2/Ghost in the Shell/Saint Seiya/Transformers: Super God Masterforce/Urotsukidoji/Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal, Unsho Ishizuka from Violence Jack/CB Chara Go Nagai World/berserk/Cyber City Oedo 808/Devilman:Demon Bird Sirene/Digimon tamers (oh joy, the evangelion of Digimon)/dbz kai and super/fatal fury/fist of the north star 2/Macross Plus/Naruto/New Fist of the North Star/Pokémon/Sailor Stars/Shin Kyūseishu Densetsu Hokuto no Ken/Tekken/Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust/Mazinger Z Infinity/Yugioh season 0/Zatch Bell, Yoshiko Sakakibara from Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia/Valis I/Cyber City Oedo 808/Devilman OVA/Digimon The Movie/Ghost in the Shell/CB Chara Go Nagai World/Lily C.A.T./Megazone 23 Part II/Sailor Moon Sailor Stars/Sailor Moon SuperS/Vampire Hunter D/Escaflowne, Arihiro Masuda from Cyber City Oedo 808/Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon/3X3 Eyes, Megumi Urawa from Digimon Adventure 02/Digimon the movie/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Dragon Half/Gundam Wing/Pokémon Advance/Sailor Moon R/Sailor Moon S/Sakigake!! Otoko Juku the movie/Transformers: Super God Masterforce/Violence Jack/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!/Zatch Bell, Shinobu Satouchi from Super Smash Bros/Super Smash Brothers Melee/Star Fox 64/Valis II/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Z/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Dragon Ball Z: Bardock - The Father of Goku/Dragon Ball Z: Lord Slug/Dragon Ball Z: The History of Trunks/Dragon Ball Z: The Tree of Might/One Piece/Sailor Moon/Sakigake!! Otoko Juku/Transformers: Victory, Yasuhiko Kawazu from Beyblade: Metal Masters/Digimon/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Dragon Ball Z: Broly - The Legendary Super Saiyan/Fatal Fury 2: The New Battle/Inuyasha/Gundam Seed/Mon Colle Knights/Monster Rancher/Sailor Moon/Sonic X/Ultimate Muscle/Witch Hunter Robin, Yusuke Numata from Beyblade/Beyblade: Metal Fury/Beyblade: Metal Masters/Digimon Fusion/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Super: Broly/Dragon Ball Z/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Dragon Ball: Yo! The Return of Son Goku and Friends!!/Gundam Seed/Sailor Moon R/Sonic X/Zatch Bell, and a few guys i never saw in cr-p

Its based on the NES Game Ninja Gaiden by Tecmo which I did beat andwas hard but worthy of beating

I saw it b4 and abridged it and liked it and it was animated by Studio Junio who did work on Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z/Monster RancherNew Cutey Honey/Slayers - The Motion Picture/Street Fighter II V

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so after a 90s cg opening and loos we see this monster and narrator sayng dragon gods ads evil gods fought and evil gods can desroy humanity in a instant, but the power was sealed by those with dragon god blood

is this a thing on lizard people and seraphim and fallen angel bloodlines like in the bible?

the title then in a city at night ryu hayabusais beng chased by guysand theres good light and shadow effects

1 chaser gets arm bladesand more come and ryu draws hi blade and then we get the title as the 1st title was the japanese character for shinobi

then at this antique shop irene is watching the clock and we cut back to ryu cutying down thosmasked blade arms in a fight with blood spraying

he chex da body and gets a card and 1 spazzes out and blos andlater Ryu comes in the shp and Irine nearly caps him

he has a small face cut and she talks of going to a restaurant for her b day buthe sez he'd go next time and she ges bummed

its in soviet new york before oh bba mma took out da tQVV urzand its the 80s so its got cool cr-p

Irene talks with this blonde over how Ryu dont get how she feels andsshe sez to go for him and she sez she'd ask robert how Ryu feels

Robery from art of fighting??

so sturgeon and hammons detective agency has robert sturgeon smoking and with shades like an 80s guy and tells blonde to stay outta Ryus business and his partner jeffery hammond is daisuke gouri and a big hairy guy

blonde is sara and this nerdy chick sez the chief needs her and shows em a paperaying biochemist and ceo of the friedman corperation ned friedman found a cancer cure w/o side effects

sara wants to ge a private interview and thn at his basethe friedman corp is reporters going in and ryu has the card from the guy he iced

friendman dont say sh-t and ryu lwves and as he goes he hears this little girl calling for help and stops by ned friedmans place but fakes tying his shoe to coer it

at night rbert and jeff are drnking and jeff wins the coin flio so robert pays and sara comes by and robert sez he didnt ask ryu yet

she sez she didnt get the interview and at his press conference he didnt say anything but loves bragging to the media, also she herd a rumor of him  and brings em with her

on the way sez tells em what they doing, which she shouldve done b4 as they'd not be informed what they consent to like 2001 a space odyssey

neds accused of human experiments and screams came from his home and a box was carried out sometimes, and cuz its America and not maruta land, they gotta keep it quiet

so the trio go to neds lce and its locked but 1 door opens and when they go in theres a lot of dust on he table

jeff is creeped out and thinks dr ned is sleeping at the office and they look around as its a dump

they think the guy at the conferance was a double and they split up with jeff saying it might be neds ghost screamin but robr sez call ghost busters, which isn't a dub line but acrally in the real version

sara and robert see someting abd robert comes out with a gun ut is disarmed and they recognize each othr wih them asking why ryu is dressed like a ninja

after telling him of biotech human experiments they hear jeff scream and rish to him to find he saw this devolved red skeleton thing with a backwards a55 and tubes with  small red things grown in it like the guy in ghouls n ghosts

they take photoes ande blonde sez she heard they were making weapons and after ryo i mean ryu finds a doll and takes out the film and ez they shouldnt do an article on it cuz they shouldnt be involved

is she a reporter like april o neil in tmnt?

outside robert interrogates ryu if someones trying to unseal the evil gods and its friendman bt ryu sez nothing androber sez they beat jaquio but everone wants the evil gods power

robrt recalls him being in special forces and was ordered to stop jaquio from unsealing the evil gods but he didnt believe in em untl ryu showed up and he left the army to help him when someone else tried to unseal them

he gras ryu but ryu pulls him off and throws a kunai into a masked guy and sz its his destiny as a dragon ninja and dont ant any of his droogs to get iced

at this place sara and friends interviews professor bucky wise of ned friedman and is told bucky last saw him 20 years ago when both were students as he drinks coffee

so he goes on about hw ned wanted to be the savior with biotech and thought ned was nuts and now mightve with his cure but theres a fine line between genius and insanity

they leave and he thinks the guys are her bodyguards and seems into sara cuz like all the chicks in mad bull 34, shes blonde and curvy

she thinks hes nuts and robert thinks he sees who the real enemy is and not like sinead o cnnor and her snl malcontentary

at the shop ryu and irene are there and he sez something of her friend in utah and this cat from dr bucky wie comes in and starts spazzing out then masked enemies with blades come in andryu wastes em with bloodspray like dbz or saint seiya or hokuto no ken and not dragon ball super or kai cuz they are too candya55 to have blood

1 goes for irene and she runs and cowers as she isnt an agent bada55 like in the games and ryu saves her by taking a bit off the top of the masked guy, and by that i mean his whole head and a blood spray

as ryo cuts em down and 1 in 2 1 of em has the facemask come off and hes a devolved flesh creature w/o a mouth and rene caps him but has shell shock

the cops come in and see the dead mutants and the couple is booked it out the window

later ryu sez to stay away from him as he dont want her involved and and wants her to be safe and 80s music plays and its kinda touching

she sez she'll ait for him to return and goes off and meanwhile robet and crew drive their red sports car to irenes place and catch her going but a black car had guys in maskes come out and nab her

robert chases in his red car on their black car but you always bet on black as that car has a gun and blows a hole in the windshield and robert punches it out

the cars fight and ram and robets car goes on the sidewalk and theres fast animationbefore they hit a hydrant and the black one gets away

ryu suits up ninja style and goes to friedmans place and outta the water by it comes fish people like in castlevania and he chops em down

in the detective agency robert knows where they went and sara sez ned took irene captie to bring out ryu

as ryu cuts down masked guys jeff opens a crate of weapons and tells robert to choose one and they both get guns ut jeff sez sara cant come as its dangerous and robert sez she cant run in a skirt so she rips it

robert and jeff go on bototcucle with robert in the b--ch seat as hes not as manly as jeff and sara is bound and gagged in the basement like guys have a fetish for it

ryu slices more mutants masked and ned sez hes looking forward to ryu comming and on the security camera they see jeff and robert bust in with charges on the gate and drive through glass on a mototcycle w/o getting cut up then shredding mutants with gunfire

after blowing away the furrys with a charge they planted and ran past, jeff is shaking as his mercenary instincts are going on and after he quit he thought he could live normal and fake being a coward but now hes happy to be back in the battlefield

robert sez they like booze and battle and women and soem like men, but thats not canon and we dont see jeff b0ning robert like the yaoi fans want

they work on trouble parts and get along with the world and its not only jeff and jeff sez to have a beer after this

ryu gets a psychih message from a blonde girlwho wants him to save her and she gets dark and sez everyone die

ryu find a lab with furries being made in stasis pods and this freaked out lab guy sez da prez sed to make a super human race and the dna if the 1st 2 experimental subjects were added to human dna like with that italiano dameon worshipper aids bag maker and his mandatory devolution needles

ryu sends the lab guy out and the camera sez secret room on it as ryu plants a charge and blows it then ned fires his gun at the tv and whines of ryu ruining his superhuman machine and wonders if ryu understands human evolution

spoiler; evolution is non canon an creation science disproves it

so ned sez he can make new deices as long as he has this power and theres a glowing thing like the demon face fro the start

more furrys attack and jeff and robert waste em and theres good blod spray and ryu climbs the building but 1 more furry attacks and jeff beats it down with his bare hands but is bet on the leg and he gives it a fw headshots

this is bada55. why cant anime be this anymore? instead of wiener kids cryin in the wind!

so jeff sez to go ahead and hed meet him at the bar and as he goes on, this swarm of furrys comes for him and he fires and a chunk of the place blows and robert drops his guns down the stairs shaft center

ryo i mean ryu busts through the glass ceiling which means rain and water will get in and bugs and animals and ruin things, and irene sez ned has a gun

ned reveals this glowing this is the power of the evil gods he made based off a power surge he recorded when ryu beat jaquio and made the super human, or chojin like ultimate muscle or transformers or urotsukidoji, machine he made

robert come sin and ned sez he need to make better fighters as humans can get by em, but then is taken down by a knife in the back from bucky wise not rober wise from west side story and the body snatcher or davif wise from transformers and tmnt and batman tas and he man andsmurfs an battletoads and the mighty ducks cartoon

bucky sez he's used up his usefulness ande ryu freez irene and is told by wise that he's got the evil gods in him as he recorded  their power surge and had ned base the thing off it after wise kidnapped his daughter and made him

a masked  mutant brings the daughter and its the blonde who called to ryu and she has no emotions as wise shanks friedman  with a katana and walks to irene who called her

wise sez ned thought he was fnished cuz he had the evil god power but it was only a replica and to unseal it the need a part of the evil gods boy, which he pulls out of his coat and after the evil gods wre bat by the dragon ninjas they split up the body, but with both the power and bod part it can be unsealed

ryu sez he dont care about hidragon ninja duty but but only irene and she hears it. As long as wise is there and theres evil power he cant have iriene so hes gonna end him

ryu takes out the masked mutant andbsky ise devolves into a big green mone armored black guy looking monsterand has a sword and ryu and him fight and go to the roof

irene has thekid stay bavk and her and robert go to the roof as bucky befouled knocks down ryu, kicks away his sword and steps on him but robert fires on big green only for the shots to bounce off

back door bucky stabs ryo in the shoulder and irene getsb ryys sword and attacks only for big green bucky to grab both her arms with 1 hand and squeeze em, then throw her away as robert fires at him

he jumps to robert for a quick backhand cuz hes a p-mp now cuz he looks africanized and this is 90s japan and irene is out cold from her arms being squeezed, wait, shes just closing her eyes and talking

ryu goes ss5 and grabs his blae and it glows with ki then is tackled by big green buckywise not pennywise who b0nes kids like steven king thinks is a good idea for a book and is ta ckled off the building

as they gradually fall, ryu stanks banana crammer bucky in the back with his blade and both land on the ground, then bucky runs to get his sword but ryo charged and plows into him with his blade b0ning the guys gut and both fall further and through a glass ceiling and bucko lands back 1st on a stone thing

both are down but bucky bites it and jeff brings in the blonde girl as he somehow survived and irene crys on ryus body but hes not dead yet as i think he had an extra guy and shes happy

sara and her nerd friend like irma and april o neil in the 80s tmnt being reporters and 1 being more seductive than the nerd come by and jeff wants to haev a drink but sara slaps robert and b--ches out about wanting to go with em

robert brings her on the ground and is happy to be alive and wants to be married and go to a Church as hes not the kind to live in sin

nerdlinger takes their picture on the ground and robert on top like a lady gaga video with guys b0ning hermaphrodites and not like a go nagai manga with girls b0ned by hermaphrodites and sara dont consent

the bucky cat coems by and the little girl katherine picks up the piece of the demon god and her hair rises with anime powrr but ryo dont care as he makes out with irene and the anime endsto an 80s song and cfedits in japanese

the end

that was pretty good

under 50 mins and a good story to the ninja gaiden canon that has good action and gore

its anime when it was cool and its in new york with human experiments like THEY often do

good animation and art and it has a grown up look instead of wiener kids p-ssing themselves from fear as the cool guys are sidelined

the msuic is good and the acting is well done with good voices from hokuto no ken and dbgt

it changes a few things from the games like irene not being a bada55 agent, and i think robert got it in the games, but this is still good

its a neat little sidestory and holds up

For Ninja Gaiden II I want it to be with the girl and cat fusin into a cat girl daemon and unsealing the evil gods who lay waste to the planet, but Angels save and protect Ryu and his droogs and warp him to another dimension to heal them and have them find the power up to the Dragon Sword that will beat the evil gods. So they go through theseweird german expressionist and bio horror living imension levels and fight guardians of the power to claim the power ups and in the last thing, return to the burning earth a second after leaving as time moved different in there and Ryu fights the giant wicked god that he fights in several areas of its body to break the gems that give it power. Also he beats the catgirl and the cat melts off and frees the blonde girl. Its also a 16 bit platdform gameon Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as Ryu and fight through the areas and its a Ninja Gaiden Game but 16 bit and cool.