The Impossible Voyage Review

Note: I spell impossible

The Impossible Voyage

This is my review on The Impossible Voyage from the distant future year to John Wilkes Booth of 1904(80 years before G1 Transformers)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations

Its based on the jules Verne play Journey Through the Impossible an base on his Extraordinary Voyages series like Master Of The World and From The Earth To The Mon

despite his disability of being french, verne did good storys and probably told more truth than THEY want us to know

i never saw this but i hear its like A Trip To The Moon which was pretty good

after title we see elites with bad face hair spazzing out in a fancy room an having dinner

1 beardo shows a big unrolled thing of i think wanting to make a vehicle to somewhere

the crowd cheers then we see a factory making cr-p with huge a55 machines as olde worlde tech was more impressive

1 guy gets caught in a machine and mashed up

jk thats the 3rd world and soviet france wasn't taken over by gaijin in the 1800s

a possible chick with a thicc a55 in a suit like a stewardess comes in with a tray

beardo i think kicks it and gets his irish up

guys bring in this big bullet thing then stuff it out

then a big metal box then shove it out

in a furnace room guys dump lava in a pit and fire barfs up like a butt squirting in the air

then dump liquid in the pitt and it barfs steam til i think 1 fat chick gets burned and the workers use water on it til it splashes em with a bucket of water or butt lube

in a luggage check place people come in and spazz out b4 boarding

1 either chick or french dude gets bumped around and eventually goes in

so the vehicle is off and its a train on tacks with cool miniatures of it on background

we see an x ray of em in the carts

sh-tting and eating it

jk

they get to some place and come out then take a car thing with luggage on top

i think its a Nordic country with what sems like snow

they go through a house and over hills with the latter as miniatures then go of a cliff and crash

they survive as 1800s guys are tougher even the lower evolved frenchies

then its the hospital an they get treated

after b0ning and refitting the bones they go on the train with the blimps on top

they go up a hill and into the sky like transformers energon how they drive up

they go through space as stars and comets go around em

mr sun comes out the clouds with a ace like tor johnston and opens his mouth for the train to go in

is this like dudes sucking dudes? You know how the frenchies are

Mr. Sun don't like it and barfs fire then goes up in red flame

in some spiky rock realm the train crashes

is this h-ll?

so its in flames but stops and the people get out

also theres things in the sky like stars or moons

So they go around this place and steam or fire bursts up from the ground

its hot so they take off cloaks and bring in this ice trailer metal thing like a fridge

the guys go in an after its opened by the last guy, they're frozen in ice like that season 2 Sailor Moon ep

beardo wigs out and gets straw from somewhere to burn next to it and thaw em out

teres a big glowing light behind em like some say The Creator is like and they get the big bullet thing ship and go in it

btw this is proper fullscreen and hand colored

they fly off a cliff and fall and parachute to the sea but sink

they check a map or something and look out the window at huge jellyfish then an octopus comes or em

they close the window like that'll stop it like in Street Fighter The Movie how Zangief seez the cart full of asplosives coming on video feed an says "quick! Chagne The Channel"

so the engine f's out and burns, which will probably gas em, so they throw water buckets on it

is that sea water or drinking water?

so the ship blows in a burst of red dust

by this sea place like that DBGT ep the nose cone of the bullet ship thing lands

people come out of it with yellow telescopes or w/e and shake hands

looks like its using cartoon logic, but cartoons werent invented yet

they return with a weird olde worlde building in the bg lookin sci fi like before the little season of deception destroyed the past stuff

the end

that was pretty good

i expected more of a space travel but it works

reminds me of that Arthur ep where he reads the book of the professor going into the sun but can't find the ending pages

according to openly awful wikipedia, who sides with gender offenders, its a world tour and was popular

its kind of a cartoon with over the top phantasy and stuff but is creative

the effects are good and its got cool feels

reminds me of that yahoo Answers post: we've been to the moon and mars so why not the sun? if its too hot, go in winter" "why not go at night?" "exactly! why don't they think of this?"

but i thought this was fun and going to the sun seems the next step after the moon in the trip to the moon

Glad I saw it, its entertaining

sorta like Skies Of Arcadia traveling in an aero ship

For The Impossible Voyage 2 I want them to be in WW1 and making these multipurpose machines for the war but the Germans have massive tanks the size of buildings that take em on. Also its a 16 it Srpg like Langrisser or Advance Wars on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as the Germans and ight the lusty rench and devolved brits.