La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal Review

Note: to h=ll with the French

La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal

This is ore samma no review on La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal rom the distant future year to the marquis de sade of 1906(100 years bfore Transformers Season III

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks

Its also called The Witch but I try not to review movies with the same name and there' other movies called this

but F the french, those alleged humans are surplus to requirements

I put up with those things all the time in soviet Canada and their devolved language

its literally the ebonics of french

saying candya55 trudeau is so cultured to speak canadian french is like saying Jay Z is so cultured to speak English

real frenchies hate those things too

those things f'd canada like the rotting tumor on the nations a55 they are

now I dump on the french a lot... What? You thought there's a butt? No. Send em back to jigoku!

Now I never saw this but the carbossa character is said to be the sleeping beauty bad guy

so it starts with a title and a man in womens clothes like the French and brits like but as a witch

in its lair this guy looking like Link from Zelda with Loki Horns on the hat, seeming like the pied piper of peeder puffer comes in with a guitar

e puts it down and talks to the witch who checks his hand, probably from j=rking off all the time to garbage as i joke of frenchies seducing trash

ohh this garbage is too hot! Its b0ning time!

french women dont shave their pits, thats for french men

the witch spazzes her hands like an Italiano or Grizzelda in The Hilarious House Of Frightenstein

i think she sucks w/e was on it of and he's waving is hands like some tourettes italiano

he goes to leave and he wants something, probably his parts for rituals, but puts a stool down and he puts his probably spurm filled french a55 on it

she gets hr own stool, not a stool sample like the french mix their chopped up baby stew with a foot long log of human waste

in comes these 2 midget things but are really human sized guys bending the legs and dressed like sodomy elves which may be were dr seuss got thing 1 and thing 2 in the cat in the hat

i hate cats. i had 1 as a kid, he was my best friend, he ran way, broke my heart, now i hate animals.

If animals had souls i'd want it to burn in h=ll with frenhies, but those things dont got souls either

if they had souls they wouldn't be french!

now I dump on the french a lot... cuz they s=ck! And not only aids from each others rectums!

so the wannabe midget man things chimp around like moneys or apes and get a rame and  mirror then f==k off bac to h-ll were they cam from offscreen

she has he frame show a woman in a dress like Cinderella and he wants to b0ne her probably in the armpit where the hair is

she makes the images go off like a computer screen and the midgets take it away

she gets a 4 leafed clover and reads her black magic book but he swaps somethin in his bag for i think dirt and trades it for the clover and runs

she checks his bag and finds he trucked her like Walmart selling tampered yugioh packs that have cr-ppy condition cards from packs released much later, and when you complain to the workers, they are gaijin who don't understand the issue nor much English

worthless gaijin! jigoku eo chiro!

shine kusojin!

omae tachi no zoku wa omaka kuso!

kiete harenhi saru tachi!

so she dumps out sand or dry feces and wigs out then gets a pail and does black magic to make red smoke comes out 

peeder puffer escapes by ruined castles, probably from the Olde World kingdoms before the little season of deception

she catches him but he nails her in the head with stone bricks and flees

she gets her broom and we see him in a wasteland of seemingly melted pillars like the arcing electricity from the great burn

remember, like 1/3rd o Earths land is burned desert often with right angle rocks, like ruined buildings

theres even a greek column top in the ruins peeder puffer runs by as she chases on her broom

odd to have such detail in 1 scene for a few seconds

then he's in a graveyard by a ruined church and prays to a cross

ghosts come out of the tomb and walk around but are see through and get him

he holds the clover to escape em and the witch comes by

he gets to a castle by a golden mt and a big a55 reptile comes out of a pit as a cardboard cut out colored

wait its a frog and then appears a gold owl as for occult things and a googly eyes red wings dragon like Reptilicus

wait its a winged serpent like many cultures now of all over the planet but the "exprts" clam never existed

also are 2 guys in snake costumes crawling with arms out like Nagas and the wing snake barfs fire

a guy in a White Robed with a White beard and a gold sickle in the left hand, olive branch in the right appears, give his the branch and peeder puffer shakes it to scare em off

this gold chest opens behind em with a red shirt gold armor guy who gives him a sword main guy carrys in his mouth by the blade and goes in the crevasse then climbs the wall as armor guy goes back in the box

the witch shows up and is scared of the white guy who points away and she goes

peeder puffer gets to this dungeon in a ruined castle with runes on gold over the doorway

he cuts the cinerella girl free and shes in a CHECKERBOARD WITE AND bLACK dress then breaks the door with a wood piece

they go out and the witch comes in then rides the broom out where she came

he goes out by the gold chest with her and then the witch is flying in the black sky on her broom with a CRESCET MOON

the duo get to a lake with rock pillars in it and they kneel to hold each others hands

the witch gets there and is gonna shank him but the White robe beard guy grabs her hand like art of Abraham and Isaac and the Angel after he stops the shanking my holding the clover thing to summon White Man

White Man sweeps her off the cliff with her own broom and this clown guy with a horn on the head like an Oni comes at White guy but peeder puffer stops him

So White Guy uses the sword to stab through the torso with sparks like a ROCKET and clown oni falls dead

White Guy has the duo kneel and raises hands over em or a blessing

then we see the title and the guy kisses the girl on the face

the end

that was pretty good

a lot of occult and hidden truth themes

good coloring by hand

good effects

nice adventure

good action

its a solid film

and 12 min is pretty long for the director who often did 2 min tings

glad i saw it

For La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal 2 I want them to have a kid who has to return the clover to the witch lair to save her family as the magic only last so long but aces various monsters and ancient tech wielding warriors. But she's a body builder warrior with ancient tech armor to get past em. Also its an 8 bit game like Golden Axe Warrior on Sega Master System, Game Gear, NES, GB, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx but cyberpunk and 1700s and you go around getting more tech to upgrade armor by going in ruined bases full of yokai guarding em. The final boss is the witches magic tech defence system she let on after leaving.