Note: I spell super bad... wait... wrong movie!!
superman IV: The Quest For Peace
this is my review on supertman IV: The Quest For Peace from da 80s
its got the cast of the 1st few superman movies efore thwey bit it
its directed by Sidney J. Furie who did ladybugs and hollow point
its also got jon cyrer from 2 and a half men (the p0rn0 with a midget/hermaphrodite??) as lex luthors wiener relative
i saw parts of it in da 90s but not much since then
plus everyone sez this film s-cked
btw this superman series has a lot in common with urotsukidoji
the 1st is a regular story
2 has an extenson of it
3 and 4 isnt focused on the same things and goes kinda offtrack
5 is meant to be a sequel too the 1st 2 that starts new stuff but they canned the rest
plus 5 has the hero nearly biting it, winding up in a hospital, the kid of the 1st ones heroes savimg em, and a big plan from the original bad guy returning as the main thing
also there was a darker reboot series that followed
so after the epic superman theme, we get soviet astronaughts in trouble and superman saves em
so sm returns home in smallville and listens to a recording of his space mom telling of the bsackstory of the series and how he has a power core to the ship from krypton that can be used once
so this cowboy is there to buy his farm but sm dont wanna sell if its gonna be torn down andd a mall put up
later lex luthor (which sounds like a p0rn0 name) is breaking rocks on the road in a chain gang and jon cryer from pretty in pink comes by in a gay a55 car
ohh ducky! no wonder molly ringwald chose the other guy
jon playing lenny luthor kills the guards by having em ride his cr-pmobile off a cliff temote control
but they survive all smoked out like loony toons
so lenny helps uncle lex get away and he wants to take out superman
gotta say, after the 90s animated seriies, everything seems inferior
so lois is in a train outta control and sm saves her
later, the daily planeet hasnt made any cash in 3 years and the owners wanna make it into a tabliod
the owners daughter is gay for clark kent and lois sez she don't think he'd like that chick
theres a summit for peace that f'd out and da pre whos totally not reagan wants to boost nucular arms making
so theres a museum that has a strand of supermans hair holding 1000lbs
lex nabs it and is gonna use it to make his own super mann
so boss daughter trys to seduce clark and lois gives clark grisswold a letter from some wiener kid who wants supeman to get rid of all the nucular arms on earth
all of em??
even the hidden ones?
and the tech to make em??
why not get all the grains of sand on the beach?!
superman wont do it (as its theft a55 hole!!) and the paper se he tells da kid to drop dead
is superman trump?
cu thats how this media is treating him
clack gets emo and goes to his fortres of solitude aND chats wirh his recordings of his people saying he shouldnt interfere
then goes home and lois comes by to chat but he walks her off da room and turns into sm and i think this is footage from sm1
he kisses her and wipes her mind and they go to some dinner thing
later sm sees that wiener kid and they go to the world preace thing or w/e
he gives a corny a55 speech and steals all the nucular weapons (which everyone is launching right now) and they all fit in 1 net that he throws into da sun
so lex works with some weapons guys to make a nuke to send to da sunn with supermans dna and make a nucular man to beat sm
i should point out that thet threat of getting nuked keeps people in line
if it weren't for nukes, the soviets and huamns would have had a big blood war that killed illions with bullets
also, Reagan's spending to boost nucular arms helped bankrupt the soviets and end the cold war
now they can't even save their own subs when they sink
so lex has a nuke launched, which means superman taking all the ukes is pointless if they can just make more, and superman sends it to da sun
it turns into an embryo and into nuclar man who has long naiils and blonde hair
shouldn't he be green?
or is dat da hulk?
meanwhile, clark and boss jr are in an aerobics class and clark acts like a spaz
good acting btw by his actor
clark and superman arre 2 seperate people
like ernest and the bad guy in ernest goes to jail (aka, the 120 days of sodom)
btw; lex speaks french and lios tries to learn french
signs of them being bad guys
so nucular man comes to lex's place as he totally knew where he lived and nucular man has lex's voice and wants to be incharge
also nucularman is powered by da sun and is useless w/o it
props to lex for making a super monster who he can stop
otherswise it would get outta conrtrol
so clark goes to boss jr for a datr but also has a date with lios at the same time
like that sailor moon ep where mina was dating tigers eye and hawkes eye on the same hour?
clark switches between em with tricks and his powers
then lex uses a private frequency to contact superman and tell him hes gonna bust a building
sm goes to the building and lex is there and sez his real plan is to use nucular man
like; radioactive man from the simpsons?
also; is this sueprman and lex luthors kid??
he's made of ones dna and ones work
alsso he wants to make a lot of cash selling arms to the world
they try to make this look bad but really, it aint
oh no! he's gonna sell legal items!! thats racist!!
so sm fights nm and it goes through space and all over da world
nucular man uses ki blasts on the great wall like its dbz
but sm uses magic looking powerrs to fix it
to be fair; most of his powers were made up on the spot by writers
esp flight
nm goes into a volcano AND OUT OF SUNLIGHT!! to make it erupt and has no issue with it
so sm heat visions a mountain top off and plugs the volcano
then super breath blasts the vala cold
wont that have deadly fumes?!
back in space they fight and nm uses his nails like a sissy
nm steals the statue of liberty and chucks it on the city
GOOD!!
take that you new york commies!
but superman saves them for some reason
bytw, shouldn't it break apart from being held by 1 point and moved around
nucular man cscratches supermans neck and gives him aids and beats him
i guess the fight happened over several days as boss makes boss jr a publisher but she turns it down and boss wants to fiere losi and clark as lclark aint around in days and lois is a b--ch
lois ses clark whos sick and they talk about sm and how she lloves and needs him
so lex has made a lot of cash off selling arms and his buyers want more
lex takes ovr their company and fires the guys
so superman who's decroding uses the power core (like gradius??) to heal himself
sm faces n, and nm starts blasting the city as sm does nothing
oh nucular man is gay for lios cuz hes mpaert sm and wants her
clax tricks him into an elrvator and throws it on da moon part w/o light
but... it does get light
we just dot see it
so sm looks at the part of da moon ameica went to with its flag which was censored in the film 1st man and nm gets power back from light that got to him and fights him
he's firing ki blasts at him and wailing on him like dbz
note; dbz started soon after this
holy f this movie is from my year!!
so he kicks supermans supera55 and berrys him in moon dust
note; sailor moon started soon after this
nm returns to urth and sm brwaks out, breathes hard EVEN THOUGH THERES NO AIR ON DA MOON!! and blox out da sun with da moon as nm is flying with boss jr
he saves boss jr and dums nucular man in a nucular reactor which somehow powers the city back up
wtf is going on?!
later perry white goes to da bankers to get enuff cash to buy enuff shares to outown the new boss and fire him
he probably let the bankers b0ne him to get the cash
later superman makes a speech saying peace for earth wasnt his to give and the people need to get their govs to give it to em
big gov?!
is this the soviet superman??
so he later catches lex and lenny and sends kenny to boys town to give hi a good influence
then takes lex back to jail andsez he figuted out as nucular man was made by the su, it must be powered by it
to be fair; he's also powered by it and nm is ade of him
the end
honestly, it wasn't great and was full of logic and plot errors
but the music was good and the acting fit and it was kinda so bad its good
like if tommy wiseau did a superhero movie
i like the lighting and colors as they are not dark or dreary like modern movies made outta bad cg
yeah its the worst superman movie, but like mega man x6, its paet of a series thats pretty great
its not awful on its own, just has better options ttat outshine it
i didnt hate it but i've seen better
for superman 5 I want it to be in the distant future and superman is still mostly young but in a cyber cty of people who dont get him. also him and lois have kids and sge's all decroded and their kids have powers. lex has uploaded his brain into the computer and lives on the internet spreading rumors of superman that turn people against him. also he's building a super robot body to fight superman in. its also a 32/64 bit 3d game on aati jaguar, n64, playstation, 3do, annd sega saturn where you play as superman and gotta go through tje cyber city to save ur kids who were captured by lex's ntbots and fight malcontent teens who hate him for not being recently made.
Thursday, December 12, 2019
Wednesday, December 11, 2019
Watership Down Review
Note: I aam the rABBIT! But I spell bad
watership down
this is my review on watchwith downs from da 70s or w/e
i never saw this but the writer also did plague dogs which i liked the movie of
huh, the director of plague dogs also did this
i did like the 00s series of this and still remember it often
it stars john hurt from aliens, Nigel Hawthorne from Domlition Man, and a buncha dead brits i never heard of
ooh, Ralph Richardson from Things to Come is in this
In otta review dat
and he was in Anna Karenina
So I hear this movie is disturbing but soviet england gave it a G rating
if those candya55es can handle it, anyone can!
i har feminists hated this book
they hate everything
i starts with a creatuonsit story like from the Bible or Go Nagai
so the rabbits bred too much and ate too much and their creator made animals into rabbit eaters
the 1st rabbit hid in a hole and their creator blessed his a55 so he could hop and run fast so he could get away
\then the animation changes and goes from creative expressionist to relaisitc
its like the snowman, that walking on air thing, kinda
well, maye not
but it looks good
backgrounds and characters are made differently and pop
now animation is a55 and done on computers
so theres like a class system in the rabbits and this wimpy looking one fiver and his homie (bigwig??) wanna lwave
oh its hazel
five has a vision of the field becoming blood and senses a dark future
he wants to go b4 they get iced and they speak to the cheif
he thinks they're full of sh-t and sez no but a group sets out, including bigwig whos the new leader
oh and therabbit place is st to be part of land development
they reach a river but are too tired to by by
and a dog is comming
but they find a wood thing and the tired use it aS THE othera swim
they reach a road and bigwig knows of cars and calls em hrududu
hoodoolee doodoolee do too fast for keehah!
then a bird picks off violet
see you in h-ll violet!!
they rest at an empty house and later fight rats and an owl
sounds like a good level in a video game
watership down on Atari 5200!
so latter some rabbits are disgruntled and wanna go back\\
this fruity rabbit cowslip invites em in but fiver dont trust him
he's probably gonna b0ne em
the gang ignores fiver and finds man leaves food ot for em and fiver semses nega vibes
cowslip doesnt care for their creation stoey and tells gay poems
fiver has enuff of this sh-t annd books it
then bigwiig gets caught in a snare and bleeds out the teeth
they dig out thee snare big big wig bites it
the whole area is snared and they don't talk about it
is this a pro life thing?
like living in a place where people get iced by da gov and the general population is ok with it?
so bigwig gets better and they book it and wind up in a farm with female rabbits
they get chased out by a cat and later meet captain holly
btw fivers visions are starting to seem like final destination
he sez men fille in the burrows, gassed em, and f'd the area
meanwjile, woundwor, who's offscreen like dr claw in inspector gadget, refuses to let other rabbits leave his area
like the ussr and the berlin wall
or unions saying you gotta stay in em to get work
so they eventually find a great place to live on a high place to see everything around and burrow in it
wyf this was rated 17+ in indonesia and r 16 in the phillipines
canddy a55es
soo they meet this soviet sounding seagull named keehawwho joins em as the fun one
so they want some chicks so they go to the farm
the owners of the rabbits see em and chase em out andd hazel gets capped
fiver dont think hazel bit it and they have the song bright eyes to fivers visions of the grrim reaper rabbit
wow, this is good
now all animated movies ae bland and kiddy
in the 80s we had bad a55 sh-t like the secret of himh or the land before time
thy were beautiful and had heart
now its just mass maketed cr-p to make a franchise to sell apps to candy a55 kids cellphones
so they get the bullets outta hazwls leg and holly tells em of woundworts soviet reublic
they mutilate rabbits for being our past cerfew and we see a rabbits ears getting torn off
nowadsys it wold be offscreen and mentioned ony, if at all
theres a chick rabbit who wants to save the others and helped holly escape
and holly got away as a train mashed up his chasers
keehaw warns em theres a team after em but bigwig stays behind
btw; ears chewed off?
;ike mike tyson??
is that where he got the idea?
do violent movies make people violent?
so bigwig joins woundwart and gets a chick of his choice and a mark cut into him to identify him
is that their circimsision??
bigwig sees the ear chopped guy who is being used as an example to the others
as this was made during the cold war, i assume this IS the ussr and woundwart is stallin
is there a mussolini rabbit too?
so bigwig chats with the chick and wants to help her and her droogs escape
btw, wountwart has a bunch of areas under his control and has guts working forhim in charge of em
bigwig meets keehaw to st up the plan and keehaw is loud and attracts attention
so woundwart meets with bigwig asking about it but he denies it
later bigwig takes out a guard and escapes with the rabbits
they get to the meting plce, a bridge, but keehaw iis on top of the bridge as they are unde it
then it rains and the commies come to em
keehaw sees em and fights off woundwort as the good guys escape
keehaw goes off cuz he's had enuff of this sh-t
later, w w's forces are nearing the good guys home
they wonr surrnder to ww so they gotta fight
fiver has a seizure and his rantingcreep out some of wws goons as they are accurate
so some rabbits go too get a dog to fight off ww and a cat gets 1 but its owners make it let it go
cuz cats listen to human orders
ww gets in and fight with bigwig and they cuz eachother up
so the dog comes back and wastes wws men
ww goes to fight the dog cuz hes like raoh from hokuto no ken or something and narratir sez his remains were never found and he might live so parents tell their kids to be good or he'd getcha
years ater, the grim reaper rabbit invites hazel and he goes off on a journey with him like goku in dbgt with shenron
they go to their rabbit god and we hear advice about being fast and strong and smart from b4
the end
that was grand
dark but not too dark
dark in theme but not in look
good beautiful music and animation
good action and story
good acting and writing
its pretty bada55
characters bite it on camera instead of being captured like in the cgi alien
movie with he big bang theory guy Home
the bad guys are a real threat
the good guy's aint invincible
its got real stakes
way better than the crp we got animated today
to some its too dark for kids
but Robbotech had similar stuff and kids saw it
as did DBZ and that didn't screw up the kids
plus after watching Urotsukidoji, Violenve Jack and Riki-oh and Fist of the North Star, this is nothing
I loved it
its perfect
besides, they're just animals
like the transformers movie showing the autobos getting blown open
to quote dbz: he was just... a monkey...
if kids can handle star wars with lukes hand getting sawed off, they can handle this
unless they're candya55es!!
for watershipdown 2 i want it to be afteer hazel bit it and woundworts son has amassed a force of those who liked his rule and has reganed much of his fathers turf. also he's half raccoon and is deadlier than his father. a new generation of rabbts in watership down must take on his forces and him once and fir all before he beciomes too powerful. also its an 8 bit |Strategy RPG like Shining Force on Game Gear, Sega Master System, Game Boy, Nes, TG16 Atari 7800 and Lynx where you plat as either wound wort jr's side to take over or the downs side to stop him.
watership down
this is my review on watchwith downs from da 70s or w/e
i never saw this but the writer also did plague dogs which i liked the movie of
huh, the director of plague dogs also did this
i did like the 00s series of this and still remember it often
it stars john hurt from aliens, Nigel Hawthorne from Domlition Man, and a buncha dead brits i never heard of
ooh, Ralph Richardson from Things to Come is in this
In otta review dat
and he was in Anna Karenina
So I hear this movie is disturbing but soviet england gave it a G rating
if those candya55es can handle it, anyone can!
i har feminists hated this book
they hate everything
i starts with a creatuonsit story like from the Bible or Go Nagai
so the rabbits bred too much and ate too much and their creator made animals into rabbit eaters
the 1st rabbit hid in a hole and their creator blessed his a55 so he could hop and run fast so he could get away
\then the animation changes and goes from creative expressionist to relaisitc
its like the snowman, that walking on air thing, kinda
well, maye not
but it looks good
backgrounds and characters are made differently and pop
now animation is a55 and done on computers
so theres like a class system in the rabbits and this wimpy looking one fiver and his homie (bigwig??) wanna lwave
oh its hazel
five has a vision of the field becoming blood and senses a dark future
he wants to go b4 they get iced and they speak to the cheif
he thinks they're full of sh-t and sez no but a group sets out, including bigwig whos the new leader
oh and therabbit place is st to be part of land development
they reach a river but are too tired to by by
and a dog is comming
but they find a wood thing and the tired use it aS THE othera swim
they reach a road and bigwig knows of cars and calls em hrududu
hoodoolee doodoolee do too fast for keehah!
then a bird picks off violet
see you in h-ll violet!!
they rest at an empty house and later fight rats and an owl
sounds like a good level in a video game
watership down on Atari 5200!
so latter some rabbits are disgruntled and wanna go back\\
this fruity rabbit cowslip invites em in but fiver dont trust him
he's probably gonna b0ne em
the gang ignores fiver and finds man leaves food ot for em and fiver semses nega vibes
cowslip doesnt care for their creation stoey and tells gay poems
fiver has enuff of this sh-t annd books it
then bigwiig gets caught in a snare and bleeds out the teeth
they dig out thee snare big big wig bites it
the whole area is snared and they don't talk about it
is this a pro life thing?
like living in a place where people get iced by da gov and the general population is ok with it?
so bigwig gets better and they book it and wind up in a farm with female rabbits
they get chased out by a cat and later meet captain holly
btw fivers visions are starting to seem like final destination
he sez men fille in the burrows, gassed em, and f'd the area
meanwjile, woundwor, who's offscreen like dr claw in inspector gadget, refuses to let other rabbits leave his area
like the ussr and the berlin wall
or unions saying you gotta stay in em to get work
so they eventually find a great place to live on a high place to see everything around and burrow in it
wyf this was rated 17+ in indonesia and r 16 in the phillipines
canddy a55es
soo they meet this soviet sounding seagull named keehawwho joins em as the fun one
so they want some chicks so they go to the farm
the owners of the rabbits see em and chase em out andd hazel gets capped
fiver dont think hazel bit it and they have the song bright eyes to fivers visions of the grrim reaper rabbit
wow, this is good
now all animated movies ae bland and kiddy
in the 80s we had bad a55 sh-t like the secret of himh or the land before time
thy were beautiful and had heart
now its just mass maketed cr-p to make a franchise to sell apps to candy a55 kids cellphones
so they get the bullets outta hazwls leg and holly tells em of woundworts soviet reublic
they mutilate rabbits for being our past cerfew and we see a rabbits ears getting torn off
nowadsys it wold be offscreen and mentioned ony, if at all
theres a chick rabbit who wants to save the others and helped holly escape
and holly got away as a train mashed up his chasers
keehaw warns em theres a team after em but bigwig stays behind
btw; ears chewed off?
;ike mike tyson??
is that where he got the idea?
do violent movies make people violent?
so bigwig joins woundwart and gets a chick of his choice and a mark cut into him to identify him
is that their circimsision??
bigwig sees the ear chopped guy who is being used as an example to the others
as this was made during the cold war, i assume this IS the ussr and woundwart is stallin
is there a mussolini rabbit too?
so bigwig chats with the chick and wants to help her and her droogs escape
btw, wountwart has a bunch of areas under his control and has guts working forhim in charge of em
bigwig meets keehaw to st up the plan and keehaw is loud and attracts attention
so woundwart meets with bigwig asking about it but he denies it
later bigwig takes out a guard and escapes with the rabbits
they get to the meting plce, a bridge, but keehaw iis on top of the bridge as they are unde it
then it rains and the commies come to em
keehaw sees em and fights off woundwort as the good guys escape
keehaw goes off cuz he's had enuff of this sh-t
later, w w's forces are nearing the good guys home
they wonr surrnder to ww so they gotta fight
fiver has a seizure and his rantingcreep out some of wws goons as they are accurate
so some rabbits go too get a dog to fight off ww and a cat gets 1 but its owners make it let it go
cuz cats listen to human orders
ww gets in and fight with bigwig and they cuz eachother up
so the dog comes back and wastes wws men
ww goes to fight the dog cuz hes like raoh from hokuto no ken or something and narratir sez his remains were never found and he might live so parents tell their kids to be good or he'd getcha
years ater, the grim reaper rabbit invites hazel and he goes off on a journey with him like goku in dbgt with shenron
they go to their rabbit god and we hear advice about being fast and strong and smart from b4
the end
that was grand
dark but not too dark
dark in theme but not in look
good beautiful music and animation
good action and story
good acting and writing
its pretty bada55
characters bite it on camera instead of being captured like in the cgi alien
movie with he big bang theory guy Home
the bad guys are a real threat
the good guy's aint invincible
its got real stakes
way better than the crp we got animated today
to some its too dark for kids
but Robbotech had similar stuff and kids saw it
as did DBZ and that didn't screw up the kids
plus after watching Urotsukidoji, Violenve Jack and Riki-oh and Fist of the North Star, this is nothing
I loved it
its perfect
besides, they're just animals
like the transformers movie showing the autobos getting blown open
to quote dbz: he was just... a monkey...
if kids can handle star wars with lukes hand getting sawed off, they can handle this
unless they're candya55es!!
for watershipdown 2 i want it to be afteer hazel bit it and woundworts son has amassed a force of those who liked his rule and has reganed much of his fathers turf. also he's half raccoon and is deadlier than his father. a new generation of rabbts in watership down must take on his forces and him once and fir all before he beciomes too powerful. also its an 8 bit |Strategy RPG like Shining Force on Game Gear, Sega Master System, Game Boy, Nes, TG16 Atari 7800 and Lynx where you plat as either wound wort jr's side to take over or the downs side to stop him.
Monday, December 9, 2019
Mazinger Z Infinity Review
Note: I love Go Naagai. But I still won't spell right
Mazinger Z Infinity
This is my review on mazinger z infinity from 2017(1 year after the ed of mazin saga)
I love Go Nagai but I'm more into his horror and Comedy works
He's my fave aytuor who made the Super Robot Genre as well as Magical Girl
He's so creative and made anime cool b4 it went gay in this century.
I liked Mazinkaiser thoygh
he's like a apanese paul verhoeven as he makes violent sexy swearing and nude scenes awesome things with bible refs.
i never saw this movie b4 but i hear its good
and its got the yugioh cast in it
My dad wonders if theres a <Mazinger A or B as this is Mazinger Z
It starts with the Texas Photon place under attack by Mechanizal beasts and Great Mazinger defends it.
Tetsuya Tsurugi f's em up like Violence Jack but Baron Ashura attacks and a sneak attack from underground takes out the power in America.
Then we get the theme song and a still image kinda recap of Mazinger Z.
Years later diggers (With a D ya racists!!) find a thing underground and Koji Kabuto shows up wearing a Scouter i mean D-Gazer from Yugioh Zexal.
Its revealed Tetsuya stayed a fighter but Koji became a NERD i mean Scientist.
Turns out they found a Mazinger so huge, Mazinger Z could drive it(So like Fortress Meximus in Transformers The HeadMasters??)
A naked chick comes outta it and they check her out... I the medical thing.
Meanwhile, we hear Photon Power has revolutionized za warudo and is non-pollution and they're making a super photon plant to power all of Asia (Even the commie countries?!) and Jun Hono is preggers and Shiro Kabuto is NOT the father but train riding with her as Tetsuya is working.
Apparently the world has recovered from some great f up (Like the end of Devilman?? Post Violence Jack??) and they are gonna takw down the original Photon Power Lab.
Oh and Classic Mazinger is on display at a Museum
Shiro and Jun meet Sayaka Yumi who feels her baby belly (Pregnancy fetish!!!!) and the baby kicks.
Its been 3 years since she married Tetsuya.
wait, this isnt years after tthat fight
They go to the site and see the huge Mazinger
Sayaka wants to dump Koji cuz hes a j-rkoff.
Koji comes out with the chick who calls Koji Master like he's into SM and Sayaka don't like it.
She's a robot like Janice Em from Robotech II The Sentinels and is called the Large Intelligence System Agent and is made of ancient Mycenaean stuff.
Also she's not really human or machine as she's mostly biological matter.
So she's Technorganic like Beast Machines.
Becauze this Mazinger is limitless, they call it: Mazinger Infinity!
Koji suggests there are alternate dimensions cuz of too much Photon Energy and they can change energy into matter and teleport cr-p.
And this is from the Mycenae Empire.
Jun gives Koji advice to get his relationship fixed with Sayaka
Then they hear that 1 hour ago the Texas plant got attacked by Mechanical beasts and Tetsuya is missing.
Was that 1 hour in real time? Or was the tie zone thing happen?
Then Dr. H-lls men come in lead by Count Brocken who survived being dead.
He has his men open fire but Lisa saves em with Sexy fighing.
Mechanicsl beats bust up the city and sayaka handles the photon lab.
her dad whos the prime minister calls sayng its the remnants of dr h-lls forces.
sayaka sez they searched the globe for em when they beat em but found nothing
in 10 days they gonn attack and he wants koji to come to the battle as a mascot.
sayaka b--ches abou how photon power should be used for peace and that koji has fought enuff over his life
koji goes to this battleship and has a photoshoot with curvy chicks the mazingirls.
the japan forces launch cgi mechs to fight the cgi mechaiinical beasts
lisa don't get how koji being there helps and sayaka whines about how the lab gives all its findings to da public in exchange for huge budgets
but with so much photon power labs, they might not need it anymore
but she knows that freedom isn't free
so the japan forces get through the mechanical beasts but infinity is gone and a huge a55 tornado summons that has time stopped in it
how do they know that?! do they have a time scanner?!
So lisa spazzes out and hears a voice saying the one who uses infinity can replace this reality with another one of his choice if he don't like this on
Then infinity busts out and takes out the Japanese forces
koji launches to help people in a normal mech
btw, is this mega huge mech a thing on the SDF 1 from Robotech or unicron from Transformers the movie?
So Koji sees Great Mazinger is in infinitys head
infinity nukes japan with a huge beam like the sdf 1 in Robotech or nagmo In Urotsukidoji
dr h-ll comes in on screen and sez he don't wanna fight but just wants some photon power but sayaka don't trust him.
so japan starts evacuating and in her apartment, jun recalls tetsuya wanting to raise a kid in a small town
prime minister sayaka's dad talks with the leaders but they cant agree
at boss's ramen shop, koji and lisa come in as the tv sez the population don't know what to do about the cr-p going on.
Boss sez he uses Boss Borot's generator powers his shop and Lisa loves Ramen.
Boss and koji talk about how Tetsuya is alive but the gov is keeping it hush
Meanwhile the bad guys at the mine photon base are building something and are gonna power something big
they worry about lisa and koji but dr h knows koki too well and that he knows he's gonna try something.
but he orders koji to be shot on site and thinks he's not a threat without Mazinger.
but in Mazinkaiser the msanga, koji w/o his mech took him out with a headshot
tetsuya awakens but is tied up I white thread and dr h-ll sez he controls it with his staff
tetsuya wonders why dr isn't into world domination but he sez he basically has it as the world is all focused on him now
then talks about how diversity is ruining mankind as theres multiple definitions of whats right
what is he? megatron from beast machines?!
so dr h don't think humanity deserves to exist and decides to speed up the project as he wraps tetsuya in white threads
meanwhile, at a beach, lisa sez the universe started with the big bang and branched off in to endless potential universes
although I hear science is getting ready to stop promoting the big bang as more evidence says it don't work
and if infinity uses enough photon ki, it'll replace the universe
and he's using great Mazinger as a substitute for her
lisa tells koji sayaka don't want him to fight but to be her bf and they should marry b4 the world ends
but sez it like the big bang theory nerds in big words
also lisa lisa gets emotional and wonders why she was given emotions
why? why was I programmed to feel pain?!
koji remembers how his grandpa told him to be either a god or demon with Mazinger but he couldn't choose demon
he stopped fighting but likes it and wants to get back
and he thinks cuz humans are neither gods no daemons, but have both, her creator gave her emothions to handle the power
and if he handn't gave up fighting, it might've been him where tetsuya is
and he wants to take over it with the last mazin left
wait, did the classic Mazinger z get nuked?!
btw great mazinger getting captured and used by the bad guys was done in mazinkaiser
later boss brings boxes to the photon lab in an underground tunnel and the professors there have made a giant 3d printer outta photon cr-p
sayaka meets koji in a dress and its in a secret bar in the lab
he shows sayaka the data of how infinity can replace the universe by reverse big banging it and wonder about why dr h-ll wants to rule the world
he deduces he wants to know if the universe is worth saving and if not, he'd nuke it and study a new universe
also fighting is happening all over da world and dr h-ll wont like it
koji sez hes gonna try to take out infinity as either way the result is the same or something
also he kisses sayana but we only see the shadow
btw, where's grendizer?
couldn't duke do something here?
koji sez after the war he wants to talk of their relationship but sayaka sez not to say that b4 going to war
guy in scream 1; i'll be right back!!
later jun is caught trying to jack her mech and arrested
pregnant fighter? like Castlevania legends where Sonia is pregnant the whole game?
but her baby gut kept her fight using the robot
sayaka comforts her and feels her baby belly as she's got a pregnancy fetish
so koji plans his mission to sneak through a tunnel to get to the base and take out infinity with lisa
also boss and friends use their suits to divert the enemy
so koji gets back in classic Mazinger z and uses the scrander to fly there
just then, prime minister sayaka's dad is chatting with a boat guy about the peace they try to have with dr h-ll and they see Mazinger go by
sayaka takes off too and the bad guys launch an army for the lab.
using a 3d photon printer, they make a soccer ball and boss borot uses them to naul the bad guys. comically
but it does jack sh-t and jack left town. but its just a diversion and they run off leading the bad guys away
then the mazingrils come in sexy robots and fire b00b missiles at the bad guys to blow em away
koji fights the robot army left and busts through em. why was the army busting the city?! didn't they have peace?!
oh and the Mazinger in the museum was a fake.
koji gets in the base and fights a huge a55 robot and a buncha smaller ones
its pretty bada55
oh and koji sez his armor was reinforced
oh yeah and jun is pooping out her baby
then Ashura and brocken come in on mechs based on em
Ashura mech splits in 2 and clamps on mazinger and brocken goes in for the kill
but koji detaches his pileder and nails brocken's mech with shots to make it veer off and skewer female Ashura;s mech
then reconnects and lisa uses the scrander to help
koji skewers all the mechs together and rust tornadoes em to dust
they get to infinity and try to use a program to free tetsuya but dr h-ll comes up in his own mech
they chat about if peace is good or not and if fighting is more fun and tries to get koji too join him cuz its more fun to fight for peace than keep it
dr h tries to mind control lisa but it does jack sh-t
dr's mech can do pretty much everything koji's can and it melts away mazingers super alloy new z with magic acid
Mazinger gets totally f'd but shiro saves tetsuya nd they gang blast dr h-lls mech
they stopped the countdown but dr fuses with infinity and activates it
koji and lisa are in this dimension and see infinity's core surrounded by the dr's program
also there are possible universes in there and koji touches 1 and he's in the hospital with lisa and sayaka waiting for jjun to poop out their baby
also in here lisa is his and sayaka's kid.
in reality sayaka feels like they failed
koji is back in the pileder but lisa is in the dimension and trying to give mazonger z the same power as infinity as she can't free infinity but they can fight it
she asks koji if he thinks da world deserves to exist and that dr h asked her that b4
of course koji sez yes and lisa sez she agrees and has a photo of her as koji and sayaka's kid
so Mazinger z becomes a god? what is this? dragon ball super?!
so Mazinger is back and as big as infinity and gold glowing and they beam struggle
its energy is turned to matter and it uses the massive energy to f with reality and lisa gets the staff program
koji fights infinity but gets his a55 kicked as he don't got enuff power
so lisa uses shiro and tetsuja's photon power to boost koji like its the broly movie in the 90s
then the mazingirls do the same
as does everyone on earth
what is this?! dbgt with the final dragon?!
maybe Beyblade metal furry
koji uses the ultimate rocket punch to take out infinity like its the ultimate dragon fist in dbz/gt (but not super cuz its gay) and dr h-ll gets nuked in space (so if the dragon balls revive him, he's go there).
the chojin power wears off and Mazinger is back to being all beat up
koji sees lisa in the dimension and liked the world he touched where she was his daughter
if koji and sayaka have dark hair, why does she have bright blue?
maury; koji, you are NOT the father!! its milhouse!!
black guys; ohhhhhhhhhhh!!
so koji sees how good it is to have a family and she disappears and calls him dad
so sayaka has a conference and the people think the super dimensional thing revived dr h-ll and they otta use past tech like nucular
sayaka sez how humans are small on the multiverse scale and they otta live to the fullest and build on their mistakes
the gang reunites in the hospital to see a busted up koji and koji asks her to make a baby
she b--ches out over him saying that in front of their friends
whats the big deal? its not like he said "yo butter udders! lets b0ne!!"
so they get married and then we see kid lisa with a toy Mazinger action figure and Mazinger is restored
wait, lisa, like in Robotech? or the room?
then credits to a meaningful Japanese song with images from the movie we just saw
btw, the whole "main guy gets super stronger than the past sequel form that this replaces" was done with super Saiyan blue and super saiyan god in dragon ball super after we had gt was this had mazinkaiser before it.
same with there being a multiverse.
The end
that was quite good
sorta like the Yugioh dark side of dimensions movie for Mazinger Z
it builds on past stuff, has good flow, hood music and action
the cg isnt too bad and its got good humor and fun
its a bit meaningful with tender movents but has good action
a bit predictable but a good epilogue to mazinger z and grear nazinger
plus this had a theatrcal release in america for a bit
i think mazinkaizer had better actin and animation as it wasnt cg but this worked
good work go nagai
and I'm glad i avoided spoilers for this b4 watching
for mazinger z infinity 2 i want dr h-ll to have survived blowing to dust in space as he datatched b4 it left the atmosphere. he also has a bit of code from infiinity. using this, he makes 1 ultimate robot in space in his secret lab there and beats mazinger z in combat. koji is teleported out by lisa who has memories and powers from her past life and they wind up on duke's planet from grendizer. by the time they build a new mazinger and return, dr h has taken over earth and enslaved everyone. so its up to koji and duke to free earth from his rule in space mazinger and grendizer. also its a 2 player beat em up on ds and ps vita where you play as koji or duke and fight through the dr's waves of machines built by his slaves.
Mazinger Z Infinity
This is my review on mazinger z infinity from 2017(1 year after the ed of mazin saga)
I love Go Nagai but I'm more into his horror and Comedy works
He's my fave aytuor who made the Super Robot Genre as well as Magical Girl
He's so creative and made anime cool b4 it went gay in this century.
I liked Mazinkaiser thoygh
he's like a apanese paul verhoeven as he makes violent sexy swearing and nude scenes awesome things with bible refs.
i never saw this movie b4 but i hear its good
and its got the yugioh cast in it
My dad wonders if theres a <Mazinger A or B as this is Mazinger Z
It starts with the Texas Photon place under attack by Mechanizal beasts and Great Mazinger defends it.
Tetsuya Tsurugi f's em up like Violence Jack but Baron Ashura attacks and a sneak attack from underground takes out the power in America.
Then we get the theme song and a still image kinda recap of Mazinger Z.
Years later diggers (With a D ya racists!!) find a thing underground and Koji Kabuto shows up wearing a Scouter i mean D-Gazer from Yugioh Zexal.
Its revealed Tetsuya stayed a fighter but Koji became a NERD i mean Scientist.
Turns out they found a Mazinger so huge, Mazinger Z could drive it(So like Fortress Meximus in Transformers The HeadMasters??)
A naked chick comes outta it and they check her out... I the medical thing.
Meanwhile, we hear Photon Power has revolutionized za warudo and is non-pollution and they're making a super photon plant to power all of Asia (Even the commie countries?!) and Jun Hono is preggers and Shiro Kabuto is NOT the father but train riding with her as Tetsuya is working.
Apparently the world has recovered from some great f up (Like the end of Devilman?? Post Violence Jack??) and they are gonna takw down the original Photon Power Lab.
Oh and Classic Mazinger is on display at a Museum
Shiro and Jun meet Sayaka Yumi who feels her baby belly (Pregnancy fetish!!!!) and the baby kicks.
Its been 3 years since she married Tetsuya.
wait, this isnt years after tthat fight
They go to the site and see the huge Mazinger
Sayaka wants to dump Koji cuz hes a j-rkoff.
Koji comes out with the chick who calls Koji Master like he's into SM and Sayaka don't like it.
She's a robot like Janice Em from Robotech II The Sentinels and is called the Large Intelligence System Agent and is made of ancient Mycenaean stuff.
Also she's not really human or machine as she's mostly biological matter.
So she's Technorganic like Beast Machines.
Becauze this Mazinger is limitless, they call it: Mazinger Infinity!
Koji suggests there are alternate dimensions cuz of too much Photon Energy and they can change energy into matter and teleport cr-p.
And this is from the Mycenae Empire.
Jun gives Koji advice to get his relationship fixed with Sayaka
Then they hear that 1 hour ago the Texas plant got attacked by Mechanical beasts and Tetsuya is missing.
Was that 1 hour in real time? Or was the tie zone thing happen?
Then Dr. H-lls men come in lead by Count Brocken who survived being dead.
He has his men open fire but Lisa saves em with Sexy fighing.
Mechanicsl beats bust up the city and sayaka handles the photon lab.
her dad whos the prime minister calls sayng its the remnants of dr h-lls forces.
sayaka sez they searched the globe for em when they beat em but found nothing
in 10 days they gonn attack and he wants koji to come to the battle as a mascot.
sayaka b--ches abou how photon power should be used for peace and that koji has fought enuff over his life
koji goes to this battleship and has a photoshoot with curvy chicks the mazingirls.
the japan forces launch cgi mechs to fight the cgi mechaiinical beasts
lisa don't get how koji being there helps and sayaka whines about how the lab gives all its findings to da public in exchange for huge budgets
but with so much photon power labs, they might not need it anymore
but she knows that freedom isn't free
so the japan forces get through the mechanical beasts but infinity is gone and a huge a55 tornado summons that has time stopped in it
how do they know that?! do they have a time scanner?!
So lisa spazzes out and hears a voice saying the one who uses infinity can replace this reality with another one of his choice if he don't like this on
Then infinity busts out and takes out the Japanese forces
koji launches to help people in a normal mech
btw, is this mega huge mech a thing on the SDF 1 from Robotech or unicron from Transformers the movie?
So Koji sees Great Mazinger is in infinitys head
infinity nukes japan with a huge beam like the sdf 1 in Robotech or nagmo In Urotsukidoji
dr h-ll comes in on screen and sez he don't wanna fight but just wants some photon power but sayaka don't trust him.
so japan starts evacuating and in her apartment, jun recalls tetsuya wanting to raise a kid in a small town
prime minister sayaka's dad talks with the leaders but they cant agree
at boss's ramen shop, koji and lisa come in as the tv sez the population don't know what to do about the cr-p going on.
Boss sez he uses Boss Borot's generator powers his shop and Lisa loves Ramen.
Boss and koji talk about how Tetsuya is alive but the gov is keeping it hush
Meanwhile the bad guys at the mine photon base are building something and are gonna power something big
they worry about lisa and koji but dr h knows koki too well and that he knows he's gonna try something.
but he orders koji to be shot on site and thinks he's not a threat without Mazinger.
but in Mazinkaiser the msanga, koji w/o his mech took him out with a headshot
tetsuya awakens but is tied up I white thread and dr h-ll sez he controls it with his staff
tetsuya wonders why dr isn't into world domination but he sez he basically has it as the world is all focused on him now
then talks about how diversity is ruining mankind as theres multiple definitions of whats right
what is he? megatron from beast machines?!
so dr h don't think humanity deserves to exist and decides to speed up the project as he wraps tetsuya in white threads
meanwhile, at a beach, lisa sez the universe started with the big bang and branched off in to endless potential universes
although I hear science is getting ready to stop promoting the big bang as more evidence says it don't work
and if infinity uses enough photon ki, it'll replace the universe
and he's using great Mazinger as a substitute for her
lisa tells koji sayaka don't want him to fight but to be her bf and they should marry b4 the world ends
but sez it like the big bang theory nerds in big words
also lisa lisa gets emotional and wonders why she was given emotions
why? why was I programmed to feel pain?!
koji remembers how his grandpa told him to be either a god or demon with Mazinger but he couldn't choose demon
he stopped fighting but likes it and wants to get back
and he thinks cuz humans are neither gods no daemons, but have both, her creator gave her emothions to handle the power
and if he handn't gave up fighting, it might've been him where tetsuya is
and he wants to take over it with the last mazin left
wait, did the classic Mazinger z get nuked?!
btw great mazinger getting captured and used by the bad guys was done in mazinkaiser
later boss brings boxes to the photon lab in an underground tunnel and the professors there have made a giant 3d printer outta photon cr-p
sayaka meets koji in a dress and its in a secret bar in the lab
he shows sayaka the data of how infinity can replace the universe by reverse big banging it and wonder about why dr h-ll wants to rule the world
he deduces he wants to know if the universe is worth saving and if not, he'd nuke it and study a new universe
also fighting is happening all over da world and dr h-ll wont like it
koji sez hes gonna try to take out infinity as either way the result is the same or something
also he kisses sayana but we only see the shadow
btw, where's grendizer?
couldn't duke do something here?
koji sez after the war he wants to talk of their relationship but sayaka sez not to say that b4 going to war
guy in scream 1; i'll be right back!!
later jun is caught trying to jack her mech and arrested
pregnant fighter? like Castlevania legends where Sonia is pregnant the whole game?
but her baby gut kept her fight using the robot
sayaka comforts her and feels her baby belly as she's got a pregnancy fetish
so koji plans his mission to sneak through a tunnel to get to the base and take out infinity with lisa
also boss and friends use their suits to divert the enemy
so koji gets back in classic Mazinger z and uses the scrander to fly there
just then, prime minister sayaka's dad is chatting with a boat guy about the peace they try to have with dr h-ll and they see Mazinger go by
sayaka takes off too and the bad guys launch an army for the lab.
using a 3d photon printer, they make a soccer ball and boss borot uses them to naul the bad guys. comically
but it does jack sh-t and jack left town. but its just a diversion and they run off leading the bad guys away
then the mazingrils come in sexy robots and fire b00b missiles at the bad guys to blow em away
koji fights the robot army left and busts through em. why was the army busting the city?! didn't they have peace?!
oh and the Mazinger in the museum was a fake.
koji gets in the base and fights a huge a55 robot and a buncha smaller ones
its pretty bada55
oh and koji sez his armor was reinforced
oh yeah and jun is pooping out her baby
then Ashura and brocken come in on mechs based on em
Ashura mech splits in 2 and clamps on mazinger and brocken goes in for the kill
but koji detaches his pileder and nails brocken's mech with shots to make it veer off and skewer female Ashura;s mech
then reconnects and lisa uses the scrander to help
koji skewers all the mechs together and rust tornadoes em to dust
they get to infinity and try to use a program to free tetsuya but dr h-ll comes up in his own mech
they chat about if peace is good or not and if fighting is more fun and tries to get koji too join him cuz its more fun to fight for peace than keep it
dr h tries to mind control lisa but it does jack sh-t
dr's mech can do pretty much everything koji's can and it melts away mazingers super alloy new z with magic acid
Mazinger gets totally f'd but shiro saves tetsuya nd they gang blast dr h-lls mech
they stopped the countdown but dr fuses with infinity and activates it
koji and lisa are in this dimension and see infinity's core surrounded by the dr's program
also there are possible universes in there and koji touches 1 and he's in the hospital with lisa and sayaka waiting for jjun to poop out their baby
also in here lisa is his and sayaka's kid.
in reality sayaka feels like they failed
koji is back in the pileder but lisa is in the dimension and trying to give mazonger z the same power as infinity as she can't free infinity but they can fight it
she asks koji if he thinks da world deserves to exist and that dr h asked her that b4
of course koji sez yes and lisa sez she agrees and has a photo of her as koji and sayaka's kid
so Mazinger z becomes a god? what is this? dragon ball super?!
so Mazinger is back and as big as infinity and gold glowing and they beam struggle
its energy is turned to matter and it uses the massive energy to f with reality and lisa gets the staff program
koji fights infinity but gets his a55 kicked as he don't got enuff power
so lisa uses shiro and tetsuja's photon power to boost koji like its the broly movie in the 90s
then the mazingirls do the same
as does everyone on earth
what is this?! dbgt with the final dragon?!
maybe Beyblade metal furry
koji uses the ultimate rocket punch to take out infinity like its the ultimate dragon fist in dbz/gt (but not super cuz its gay) and dr h-ll gets nuked in space (so if the dragon balls revive him, he's go there).
the chojin power wears off and Mazinger is back to being all beat up
koji sees lisa in the dimension and liked the world he touched where she was his daughter
if koji and sayaka have dark hair, why does she have bright blue?
maury; koji, you are NOT the father!! its milhouse!!
black guys; ohhhhhhhhhhh!!
so koji sees how good it is to have a family and she disappears and calls him dad
so sayaka has a conference and the people think the super dimensional thing revived dr h-ll and they otta use past tech like nucular
sayaka sez how humans are small on the multiverse scale and they otta live to the fullest and build on their mistakes
the gang reunites in the hospital to see a busted up koji and koji asks her to make a baby
she b--ches out over him saying that in front of their friends
whats the big deal? its not like he said "yo butter udders! lets b0ne!!"
so they get married and then we see kid lisa with a toy Mazinger action figure and Mazinger is restored
wait, lisa, like in Robotech? or the room?
then credits to a meaningful Japanese song with images from the movie we just saw
btw, the whole "main guy gets super stronger than the past sequel form that this replaces" was done with super Saiyan blue and super saiyan god in dragon ball super after we had gt was this had mazinkaiser before it.
same with there being a multiverse.
The end
that was quite good
sorta like the Yugioh dark side of dimensions movie for Mazinger Z
it builds on past stuff, has good flow, hood music and action
the cg isnt too bad and its got good humor and fun
its a bit meaningful with tender movents but has good action
a bit predictable but a good epilogue to mazinger z and grear nazinger
plus this had a theatrcal release in america for a bit
i think mazinkaizer had better actin and animation as it wasnt cg but this worked
good work go nagai
and I'm glad i avoided spoilers for this b4 watching
for mazinger z infinity 2 i want dr h-ll to have survived blowing to dust in space as he datatched b4 it left the atmosphere. he also has a bit of code from infiinity. using this, he makes 1 ultimate robot in space in his secret lab there and beats mazinger z in combat. koji is teleported out by lisa who has memories and powers from her past life and they wind up on duke's planet from grendizer. by the time they build a new mazinger and return, dr h has taken over earth and enslaved everyone. so its up to koji and duke to free earth from his rule in space mazinger and grendizer. also its a 2 player beat em up on ds and ps vita where you play as koji or duke and fight through the dr's waves of machines built by his slaves.
Saturday, December 7, 2019
Blue Thunder Review
Note: I spell better than they act in soviet california
blue thunder
this is my review on blue thunder from 1983 (The year the Famicom came out)
it has roy scheider, warren oats, daniel stwrn and malcom mcdowell from those p0rn0es
it had a tv series i never saw in da 80s but thunder blade and super thunder blade by sega wre based on it
i beat super thunder blade on my genesis and it was hard but not impossiblee
its directed by the guy who did wargames and saturday night fever (dat p0rn0?!) and was wrote by the guy who did alien, heavy metal, total recall , the good total recall and alien vs predator
so we're off to a good start
i never saw this b4 btw and i'm mainly doing this cuz of the sega game
so it starts with text saying the tech in this film is real
ooh, it has candy clark fromcool as ice (vanilla ice the movie) and the buffy the vampire slayer movie
so these chopper guys are flying over soviet california and see a black guy selling drugs
but its actually an undercover agent
a cowboy robs a store and the chopper chases him but he opens fire on them
yeah like dat peashooter can stop a chopper
ground cops get him with advice from chopper cops
roy is a chopper cop and sez he was doing a watch test b4
if you are going nuts, you cant tell 25 secs from 5 if ur eyes are closed
they see a suspicious car but passover it and theres a killer in there
what is this?! urban legends?!
chopper guys check out an actress in her tall building as she works out in the nude
nowadays theyd be shown as bad guys and have to be stopped from checking out chicks they find hot
so this other chick goes home but some homies get in her metal gate and start b0ing her
thats california
new sodom
someone calls the cops and they come and take out thew homies
nowadays thhey'd make the cops look bad for cpping murderers and mo lesters
roy has viet nam flashbacks to seeing the mo lester getting capped
oh and roy notices the suscpus car is gone
if this were the 1910s, this would be the whole movie
back at thheir station, their boss chews em out for letting the chick get busted up and nearly b0ned
he takes em off the air thing until the situation blows over and sez the review board wants roy given a mental evaluation
lateer roy does car training by running a pylon cource
at home he nearly caps a chick who came in thinking its a burgler
how low soviet california is to have people so used to crime
they otta just nuke it
worked for the 1st sodom and gomorrah
i thnk its his gf
so the b0ned chick bites it from her injuries and the news is all over it cz she was part of the mayors task force on crime
roy checks out the crime scene on his own time and later hears thweres a new chipper prototype
its armed despite it allegedly being illegal to arm cop choppers
why?!
so they cant defend thenselves?!
so only the bad guys can have guns?!
what is this? soviet england?!
so they test da chopper an its got bad a55 armor and weapons
its meant to be a last ditch option incase of an armed uprising
like when L A rioted cuz some drunk driver got pulled over and attack the cops and lost the fight he started and the cops were proven not guilty?
this movie was made like a decade b4 that
so roy found something where b0ned cick got iced and tells his homie about it
later they test the chopper in da air above soviet calevirnia abd the spport chopper f's out and goes down
later homie sez the thing he found was in mexican and suggests theres trouble comming
also it mentions thor
like from marvel, or the reakl one from norse legends??
later roy is having viet nam issues and spazzing out on the bedroom
later they show roy and friends that the super choppers guns are linked to the helmet and follows it
so roy dont like malcom whos behind the new chipper or w/e
later they go on a night test in new chopper and check out naked chick again
they tune the radios to listen to 2 people b00ning badly
in the chopper they have access to files and check out stuff on malcom and hes part of project thor and was the sole survivor of something
Tacticle Helecopter Offensive Response
they fake having interference and keep looking up cr-p
they also test the x ray heat cam of the chopper and can listen to people in a building
not sure thats possible
the guys they spy on say the chick who got iced was gonna out some info and they wanna ice roy
then they look outside and see da chopper
roy returns to base and his homie goes for the key card for the tape they made of the building homies chattin
roy is taken off the thing and his cheif or boss or w/e i called him wont listen to roys issues
roys homie gets the tape and some bad guy finds out
i never saw this b4 but i'm pretty sure his homie is gonna get iced
the bad guys catch him, tie him up and say they gonna torture hum untik he gives em the tape
while 1 bad guy chex da car, homie gets away and car guy goes after him in his car and runs him over
the cops go after roy thinking hes got something to do with it
roy gets a message the next day from homie on where da tape is
roy takes da super chopper and they dont have a remote kill switch cuz they're stoopid
he calls the news and tells em hes got something hot
then calls his gf and tells her to get da tape
she goes through a dumpster and roy hovers over her as the win blows her
she gets it as the cops show up and he uses the dust storm from his blaes to try to hide her from da cops
they see her and chase and she escapes
he fights inferior choppers who machine gun him and do jack sh-t as he takes em out w/o killing em
another chopper after him crashes in the place looking like the greased lightening battle in grease
greased lightning? blue thunder?
its connected!!
the cops opull over gf and roy in blue thunder blade comes in and tkes iout their car as they flee
the army guys wanna use f 16s to take him out
she gets to the station and an agent tries to take it from them but a securiry guard takes him out
a f 16 takes ouut a bbq shack in little tokyo as its heat seeking
they try annother missile and it takes out a building
looks like when cl|nt|n did n|n3 ||
roy takes out a f 16 and never iced the piclot as good guys cant ice people
so roys gun f's out and he has iet nam flash backs
the tape reveals that the bad guys wanted to st irr up trouble in da slums to have a reason to use da super thundr blade on em
so roys chopper gets a bit f'd and he fights another chopper wth big power guns
hes not doing well so he does a loop where he goes up and spins back around like a loop in sonic and takes out the chopper
hay, he killed someone
so later its night and he goes back to base after flying non stop all day
whats this thing run on? protoculture?
he lands it on train tacks, gets out and it blows
then text sez the bad guys were arrested
the end
that was pretty good
it has a low build up and not much happens for miist of it
bt its not awful
its got good effects and action and the story is pretty good
its been copied enough by other movies anyway
the acting and music is good and its easy to follow
good pacing and stuff
i dont super love it
but i dont hate it
its avove average
for blue thunder 2 i want the trial to reveal that a lot more people in california wanted to take out the slum guys cuz they know how dangerous they are. this gets out and the slum guys go berserk and start tearing up the town and b0ning/eating/killing anyone they can. so the trial realizes the accused were right and let them go. they then work with roy schiders character as he's the best knowing of how to use it to pilot the prototype beta model of the blue thinder chopper and take on the slum guys before they destroy all of california. its also a `6 bit sega genesis, tg16, atari jaguar, snes and gba gamme where you play as roy in the prototype chopper and gotta take on the slum guys b3fore they get to the more civilized areas.
blue thunder
this is my review on blue thunder from 1983 (The year the Famicom came out)
it has roy scheider, warren oats, daniel stwrn and malcom mcdowell from those p0rn0es
it had a tv series i never saw in da 80s but thunder blade and super thunder blade by sega wre based on it
i beat super thunder blade on my genesis and it was hard but not impossiblee
its directed by the guy who did wargames and saturday night fever (dat p0rn0?!) and was wrote by the guy who did alien, heavy metal, total recall , the good total recall and alien vs predator
so we're off to a good start
i never saw this b4 btw and i'm mainly doing this cuz of the sega game
so it starts with text saying the tech in this film is real
ooh, it has candy clark fromcool as ice (vanilla ice the movie) and the buffy the vampire slayer movie
so these chopper guys are flying over soviet california and see a black guy selling drugs
but its actually an undercover agent
a cowboy robs a store and the chopper chases him but he opens fire on them
yeah like dat peashooter can stop a chopper
ground cops get him with advice from chopper cops
roy is a chopper cop and sez he was doing a watch test b4
if you are going nuts, you cant tell 25 secs from 5 if ur eyes are closed
they see a suspicious car but passover it and theres a killer in there
what is this?! urban legends?!
chopper guys check out an actress in her tall building as she works out in the nude
nowadays theyd be shown as bad guys and have to be stopped from checking out chicks they find hot
so this other chick goes home but some homies get in her metal gate and start b0ing her
thats california
new sodom
someone calls the cops and they come and take out thew homies
nowadays thhey'd make the cops look bad for cpping murderers and mo lesters
roy has viet nam flashbacks to seeing the mo lester getting capped
oh and roy notices the suscpus car is gone
if this were the 1910s, this would be the whole movie
back at thheir station, their boss chews em out for letting the chick get busted up and nearly b0ned
he takes em off the air thing until the situation blows over and sez the review board wants roy given a mental evaluation
lateer roy does car training by running a pylon cource
at home he nearly caps a chick who came in thinking its a burgler
how low soviet california is to have people so used to crime
they otta just nuke it
worked for the 1st sodom and gomorrah
i thnk its his gf
so the b0ned chick bites it from her injuries and the news is all over it cz she was part of the mayors task force on crime
roy checks out the crime scene on his own time and later hears thweres a new chipper prototype
its armed despite it allegedly being illegal to arm cop choppers
why?!
so they cant defend thenselves?!
so only the bad guys can have guns?!
what is this? soviet england?!
so they test da chopper an its got bad a55 armor and weapons
its meant to be a last ditch option incase of an armed uprising
like when L A rioted cuz some drunk driver got pulled over and attack the cops and lost the fight he started and the cops were proven not guilty?
this movie was made like a decade b4 that
so roy found something where b0ned cick got iced and tells his homie about it
later they test the chopper in da air above soviet calevirnia abd the spport chopper f's out and goes down
later homie sez the thing he found was in mexican and suggests theres trouble comming
also it mentions thor
like from marvel, or the reakl one from norse legends??
later roy is having viet nam issues and spazzing out on the bedroom
later they show roy and friends that the super choppers guns are linked to the helmet and follows it
so roy dont like malcom whos behind the new chipper or w/e
later they go on a night test in new chopper and check out naked chick again
they tune the radios to listen to 2 people b00ning badly
in the chopper they have access to files and check out stuff on malcom and hes part of project thor and was the sole survivor of something
Tacticle Helecopter Offensive Response
they fake having interference and keep looking up cr-p
they also test the x ray heat cam of the chopper and can listen to people in a building
not sure thats possible
the guys they spy on say the chick who got iced was gonna out some info and they wanna ice roy
then they look outside and see da chopper
roy returns to base and his homie goes for the key card for the tape they made of the building homies chattin
roy is taken off the thing and his cheif or boss or w/e i called him wont listen to roys issues
roys homie gets the tape and some bad guy finds out
i never saw this b4 but i'm pretty sure his homie is gonna get iced
the bad guys catch him, tie him up and say they gonna torture hum untik he gives em the tape
while 1 bad guy chex da car, homie gets away and car guy goes after him in his car and runs him over
the cops go after roy thinking hes got something to do with it
roy gets a message the next day from homie on where da tape is
roy takes da super chopper and they dont have a remote kill switch cuz they're stoopid
he calls the news and tells em hes got something hot
then calls his gf and tells her to get da tape
she goes through a dumpster and roy hovers over her as the win blows her
she gets it as the cops show up and he uses the dust storm from his blaes to try to hide her from da cops
they see her and chase and she escapes
he fights inferior choppers who machine gun him and do jack sh-t as he takes em out w/o killing em
another chopper after him crashes in the place looking like the greased lightening battle in grease
greased lightning? blue thunder?
its connected!!
the cops opull over gf and roy in blue thunder blade comes in and tkes iout their car as they flee
the army guys wanna use f 16s to take him out
she gets to the station and an agent tries to take it from them but a securiry guard takes him out
a f 16 takes ouut a bbq shack in little tokyo as its heat seeking
they try annother missile and it takes out a building
looks like when cl|nt|n did n|n3 ||
roy takes out a f 16 and never iced the piclot as good guys cant ice people
so roys gun f's out and he has iet nam flash backs
the tape reveals that the bad guys wanted to st irr up trouble in da slums to have a reason to use da super thundr blade on em
so roys chopper gets a bit f'd and he fights another chopper wth big power guns
hes not doing well so he does a loop where he goes up and spins back around like a loop in sonic and takes out the chopper
hay, he killed someone
so later its night and he goes back to base after flying non stop all day
whats this thing run on? protoculture?
he lands it on train tacks, gets out and it blows
then text sez the bad guys were arrested
the end
that was pretty good
it has a low build up and not much happens for miist of it
bt its not awful
its got good effects and action and the story is pretty good
its been copied enough by other movies anyway
the acting and music is good and its easy to follow
good pacing and stuff
i dont super love it
but i dont hate it
its avove average
for blue thunder 2 i want the trial to reveal that a lot more people in california wanted to take out the slum guys cuz they know how dangerous they are. this gets out and the slum guys go berserk and start tearing up the town and b0ning/eating/killing anyone they can. so the trial realizes the accused were right and let them go. they then work with roy schiders character as he's the best knowing of how to use it to pilot the prototype beta model of the blue thinder chopper and take on the slum guys before they destroy all of california. its also a `6 bit sega genesis, tg16, atari jaguar, snes and gba gamme where you play as roy in the prototype chopper and gotta take on the slum guys b3fore they get to the more civilized areas.
Friday, December 6, 2019
Sixteen Candles Review
note; i'm reviewing this for my cool 90s aunt, but i still spell a55
sixteen candles
this is my review on 16 candles from 1984
its by john hugghes and starrs molly ringwald, anthony michael hall and has john cusack with brian doyle murrey and zelda rubinstein from that horror movie that killed all those people
my cool 90s aunt was a teen when this came out and this is her fave fim
time to cr-p all over it
i saw this b4 but i dont think i ever saw it start to end
so it starts with an 80s fam getting ready for a wedding
wedding is defined as; the removal of weeds from the garden
molly is turning 16 and dont like her bod
better eat and get fat to get curves
she's probably gonna be a surgery junkie like on maury with that chick with the P cups
the grandparetns are comming soon and mollys kid bro and sis are brats and her big sis is getting married
she dont fit in and things go cr-ppy for her
is this home alone?!
oh and they forggot her b day
then we get credits as kids go to 80s school to learn abotu the USSR and they actually look cool instead of a buncha fruity losers like the andi mack dinks
bbtw this is fullscreen so no black bars
molly chats with her homie andwanted a b day party
in class theres no lesson and the teens pass notes as cellphones aint canon and ask about b0ning
molly passes a note but the guy jake ryan (jack ryan?! the guy from dat thing?!) gets it
jake knows and chats with his home but hes like 18 and legally a man and shes 16 and legally the same as a grade schooler
in the shower, molly and homie chexk out jakes gf and comment on her on screen nude bod
nowaday's they be into her and she'd be from the 3rd world
later on da bus, 80s candya66 and 90s bada66 anthony michael hallhits on her
nowadyas he's be seen as some kinda secks offender for asking a gurl if she has a bf
she tellls that beta male off and calls him a faeg (which would be shown as similar to slave owning if said today)
at home gert grandparents are in her room and in undies
she aint big on spending time with em cuz shes kind of a b--ch and is lucky to have grandparents
hwr other grandparents i think (maybe ants and uncle) oh it is ger grandpma, comment on and feel her t-ts
also theres an asian guy named long duk dong whos an exchance student and probably in p0rn0
they say he's chinese but dong is more of a korean name
wang is chinese
so molly chats with her big sis about her guy issues and she dont care
huh, dongs actor is japanese
thats racist!!
what next? polish wedding being played by irishmen?!
so molly and homie and the dong go to the dance
also hall and his nerd a55 friends are checking out chix and he wants to b0ne molly
btw, remember that beyblade episode 13 candles where tyson had his birthday and was in a blading tourney?
hall dances all spazzy (which fits for 80s films) and she runs off before he infects her with his loser aids
hll bets his homies a dozen floppy disks that he cant do anything with her and to proove it, he needs girls undies
what is this?! dragon ball?!
the 80s were lusty
oh and dong is got his head in a tall chicks b00bs and they get along
small asian guy and tall american girl?!
this is fetish!!
so jake tries to get info on molly but hall thinks shes his girl and eh acts like he dont know her as he dont want his candy a66 kicked
hall bugs molyl again but she books it again
he finds her in the auto room and she tells him its her b day and no one knew
maybe if you talked about it more b4 hand they'd know
he comes out to her about being a virgin and probably butt virgin
she laffs and he climbs on her
no consent!
she sez its ok but he tries it again!
SVU!!
nowadays they'd have that scar molly and she'd have severe ptsd from it
kids are wieners now
they need their candy a55es kicked
he asks to b0ne but she sez shes waiting for jake
he admits to having just chatted with jake and gives her advice that she likes
then explains his bet and asks for her undies
meanwhile, jake yrin is dancing with the blonde but isnt into her
molly tests lines with herself but cant say it to him and he books it]
meanwhile, hall and friends charge admission to freshmen to see mollys undies in the mens room
dong dribves molly home and goes tyo party with his giantess gf
so theres a partyy at this place and jake/gf, hall ad nerds go there
jake calls molly place but it wakes up her grandparrents and he hangs up
dong and giantess are on an exercise bike and it looks like they're b0ning
jakes gf gets drunk and her hair gets caught in the doorso mollys homies cut out a chunk of her hair with scissors
jake calls again and her grandparents thnk hes a degenerate and tell him to stay away
giantess tries weightlifting but the weights aint secured and theyfall through 2 floors and bust the wine celler
after da party tthe place is trashed and jake finds hall sealed nder a glass table
snow white??
at hime dad sez he dis remember her b day to molly and she tells him about jake
he gives her advice about how having it too easy isnt good 4 u
jakee and hall chat and drink about molly and how hes not into his blonde bimbo gf and he wants real love
jak lets hall who dont got a liscence drive his dunk gf home in his dads rolly royce
drunk gf is spazzing around and stressing out hall
she also slips him a birth controll pill cuz shes a 5kank and hes a girlu man
hall goes to his dink friends place and has them take a photograph of him and the girl
but they f'd it up and its just part of halls head
this joke wont work today as we got camera phones blighting us
so next day mom sez sorry for forggittin her b dae and they go to da weeding
they find dong on the lawn and hes drunk
grandpa; dong! where is my automobile?!
dong; lake! big lake!
bad asian driver?
too soon!!
so at da churchhall wakes up in a rolls royce with that blond bimbo
neither recall the night but shes pretty sure b0ned
jake comes by and finds dong and dong tells him mollys gettinf married at church
so at the wedding the sister has her woman womnb thing
hall and blone get along and make out and jake comes by and sees it in his road double dragon/avenger car
blonde and jake say sorry and they are done
so after da weeding the biog sisater takes off part of her dress and spazzes out cuz i thnk shes drunk or her womb is hormoning her
molly sees jake and they go back to her place
at night theres a cake with 16 candles on it and they smooch
the end
that was fun
light, smooth, are really 80s
it just feels good and has a good laid back feel
intern; mike henry
the guy from family guy?!
but this was a nice relaxing 80s teen movie that just fit well
good music and atmosphere and its like if degrassi jr high had a good budget
b4 it went queer in next gen
i see why my cool 90s aunt loves it
shes got good tastes
yo evie!
reccomend me more movies!
and get ur wiener kids some sega games
modern games s-ck!!
homie
for 16 candles 2 i want it to be about the nerd becoming the big man with the blonde gf raising his status. but his nerd friends try to bring him down from jealosy. so they try to make him look uncool by spreading truths of him. and nerd has his new homies beat those geeks up. so they make exosuits outta k'nex and comw in and bust people apart. also they have an army of k'nex robot slaves who excase people in k'nex shells and use em as a power source. So nerd and his blonde gf do roids and beef into huge bodybuilder warriors and beat em free. also its an 8 bit beat em up game on sega master sysyem, game gear, game boy nes, atari 7800 and lynx and tg16 where you play as the nerd or blonde or both and beat on the k'nex robots.
sixteen candles
this is my review on 16 candles from 1984
its by john hugghes and starrs molly ringwald, anthony michael hall and has john cusack with brian doyle murrey and zelda rubinstein from that horror movie that killed all those people
my cool 90s aunt was a teen when this came out and this is her fave fim
time to cr-p all over it
i saw this b4 but i dont think i ever saw it start to end
so it starts with an 80s fam getting ready for a wedding
wedding is defined as; the removal of weeds from the garden
molly is turning 16 and dont like her bod
better eat and get fat to get curves
she's probably gonna be a surgery junkie like on maury with that chick with the P cups
the grandparetns are comming soon and mollys kid bro and sis are brats and her big sis is getting married
she dont fit in and things go cr-ppy for her
is this home alone?!
oh and they forggot her b day
then we get credits as kids go to 80s school to learn abotu the USSR and they actually look cool instead of a buncha fruity losers like the andi mack dinks
bbtw this is fullscreen so no black bars
molly chats with her homie andwanted a b day party
in class theres no lesson and the teens pass notes as cellphones aint canon and ask about b0ning
molly passes a note but the guy jake ryan (jack ryan?! the guy from dat thing?!) gets it
jake knows and chats with his home but hes like 18 and legally a man and shes 16 and legally the same as a grade schooler
in the shower, molly and homie chexk out jakes gf and comment on her on screen nude bod
nowaday's they be into her and she'd be from the 3rd world
later on da bus, 80s candya66 and 90s bada66 anthony michael hallhits on her
nowadyas he's be seen as some kinda secks offender for asking a gurl if she has a bf
she tellls that beta male off and calls him a faeg (which would be shown as similar to slave owning if said today)
at home gert grandparents are in her room and in undies
she aint big on spending time with em cuz shes kind of a b--ch and is lucky to have grandparents
hwr other grandparents i think (maybe ants and uncle) oh it is ger grandpma, comment on and feel her t-ts
also theres an asian guy named long duk dong whos an exchance student and probably in p0rn0
they say he's chinese but dong is more of a korean name
wang is chinese
so molly chats with her big sis about her guy issues and she dont care
huh, dongs actor is japanese
thats racist!!
what next? polish wedding being played by irishmen?!
so molly and homie and the dong go to the dance
also hall and his nerd a55 friends are checking out chix and he wants to b0ne molly
btw, remember that beyblade episode 13 candles where tyson had his birthday and was in a blading tourney?
hall dances all spazzy (which fits for 80s films) and she runs off before he infects her with his loser aids
hll bets his homies a dozen floppy disks that he cant do anything with her and to proove it, he needs girls undies
what is this?! dragon ball?!
the 80s were lusty
oh and dong is got his head in a tall chicks b00bs and they get along
small asian guy and tall american girl?!
this is fetish!!
so jake tries to get info on molly but hall thinks shes his girl and eh acts like he dont know her as he dont want his candy a66 kicked
hall bugs molyl again but she books it again
he finds her in the auto room and she tells him its her b day and no one knew
maybe if you talked about it more b4 hand they'd know
he comes out to her about being a virgin and probably butt virgin
she laffs and he climbs on her
no consent!
she sez its ok but he tries it again!
SVU!!
nowadays they'd have that scar molly and she'd have severe ptsd from it
kids are wieners now
they need their candy a55es kicked
he asks to b0ne but she sez shes waiting for jake
he admits to having just chatted with jake and gives her advice that she likes
then explains his bet and asks for her undies
meanwhile, jake yrin is dancing with the blonde but isnt into her
molly tests lines with herself but cant say it to him and he books it]
meanwhile, hall and friends charge admission to freshmen to see mollys undies in the mens room
dong dribves molly home and goes tyo party with his giantess gf
so theres a partyy at this place and jake/gf, hall ad nerds go there
jake calls molly place but it wakes up her grandparrents and he hangs up
dong and giantess are on an exercise bike and it looks like they're b0ning
jakes gf gets drunk and her hair gets caught in the doorso mollys homies cut out a chunk of her hair with scissors
jake calls again and her grandparents thnk hes a degenerate and tell him to stay away
giantess tries weightlifting but the weights aint secured and theyfall through 2 floors and bust the wine celler
after da party tthe place is trashed and jake finds hall sealed nder a glass table
snow white??
at hime dad sez he dis remember her b day to molly and she tells him about jake
he gives her advice about how having it too easy isnt good 4 u
jakee and hall chat and drink about molly and how hes not into his blonde bimbo gf and he wants real love
jak lets hall who dont got a liscence drive his dunk gf home in his dads rolly royce
drunk gf is spazzing around and stressing out hall
she also slips him a birth controll pill cuz shes a 5kank and hes a girlu man
hall goes to his dink friends place and has them take a photograph of him and the girl
but they f'd it up and its just part of halls head
this joke wont work today as we got camera phones blighting us
so next day mom sez sorry for forggittin her b dae and they go to da weeding
they find dong on the lawn and hes drunk
grandpa; dong! where is my automobile?!
dong; lake! big lake!
bad asian driver?
too soon!!
so at da churchhall wakes up in a rolls royce with that blond bimbo
neither recall the night but shes pretty sure b0ned
jake comes by and finds dong and dong tells him mollys gettinf married at church
so at the wedding the sister has her woman womnb thing
hall and blone get along and make out and jake comes by and sees it in his road double dragon/avenger car
blonde and jake say sorry and they are done
so after da weeding the biog sisater takes off part of her dress and spazzes out cuz i thnk shes drunk or her womb is hormoning her
molly sees jake and they go back to her place
at night theres a cake with 16 candles on it and they smooch
the end
that was fun
light, smooth, are really 80s
it just feels good and has a good laid back feel
intern; mike henry
the guy from family guy?!
but this was a nice relaxing 80s teen movie that just fit well
good music and atmosphere and its like if degrassi jr high had a good budget
b4 it went queer in next gen
i see why my cool 90s aunt loves it
shes got good tastes
yo evie!
reccomend me more movies!
and get ur wiener kids some sega games
modern games s-ck!!
homie
for 16 candles 2 i want it to be about the nerd becoming the big man with the blonde gf raising his status. but his nerd friends try to bring him down from jealosy. so they try to make him look uncool by spreading truths of him. and nerd has his new homies beat those geeks up. so they make exosuits outta k'nex and comw in and bust people apart. also they have an army of k'nex robot slaves who excase people in k'nex shells and use em as a power source. So nerd and his blonde gf do roids and beef into huge bodybuilder warriors and beat em free. also its an 8 bit beat em up game on sega master sysyem, game gear, game boy nes, atari 7800 and lynx and tg16 where you play as the nerd or blonde or both and beat on the k'nex robots.
Wednesday, December 4, 2019
Hitchcock Review
Note: I spell enlish but not enligh lenight
Hitchcock
This is my reiew on hitchcock from 2012 (The years of the 1st Robotech war and Mayan apocalypse)
its got the only good actor in brAM stokers dracula, anthony hopkins, hellen mirren friim califgula or w/e, the scarlett chick from ghost in the shell, the drug user fro wonder woman 2017, the chick from the 2003 texas chainsaw massacre (that film s-cked!!)
its also got the dr from the shape of water, the dad from that 70s show, the karate kid, was based on book i neve read, and was directed by Sacha Gervasi who did a doc on the band Anvil
so it starts with american icon ed gein's house with ed wacking his bro and hitchcock tells how the cops bought his story about it being an accident and he did crimes later that lead to his movie
then he releases another movie and a reporter sez he otta quit when hes ahead
its north by north west and alfred hitchcock is reading rviews ain the bath and chats with his woman
h'e's got that brittish whit and humor like the alfred from batman
man they butt hammered hopkins face with make up to make him look like alf
he looks nothing like humslef
so they want alf to do casino royal but he just did north by noth west and its the same thing
he gets the story of psycho based on american hero ed gein who's a cross dressr and into same family relations
but they call him a mass murderer
he only shot 2 old ladies
they rest was grave roobbing
Is OJ Simpson a mass murderer for chopping up all those peoople?
not according to wikipedia who don't count him as a kiler
so alf loves the story and wants to do a dgood horror film
wasting the lead chick half way through and his woman wants him to ice her 30 mins in
to be fair, the german expressionist horror was pretty good in the 20s
so alf wants to keep the ending secret and i think has the librayr books taken away or something
he gets the movie guys in and shows them crime scene photoes of ed geins human skin decorations and the people can't stop looking at em
so the studio heads dont like it and want him to do more of the same like every movie today
1 guy he gets to try to do the film for 800 000 $ and he'd own the negative
it dont work and he wants to do it himself like Mel Gibson doing The Passion of the Christ
he wants to recover his freedom in making films like his glory days
they wiggle em down to alf doing it for free and paramount does it for 40% and only distributes it
studio head; is this still about a queer killing people in his mothers dress?
that sounds like something a 90s teen would say
so alf meets with the censors and its red forman who dont want him to show or flush a toilet
then alf is chatting with a shrink and is having lusty urges
so he meets with anthony perkins and hes tired of being in roomantic cr-p
but playing norman bates is close to home cuz he kille someone or something (i wasnt paying attention)
man we're like half an hour in
that felt like mothing
so alf wants grace kelly but his woman suggests jsnet leeigh who later pooped out jamie lee cuttis who continues her horror tradition in halloween 1 2 3 h20 resurrecton halloween and kills
shes worried about her shower scene like shaia hishizaki in vltage fighter gowcaizer or mai shiranui and he sez hes gonna edit it well
so alfs woman finds ways to cut spendng but alf is too used to wine and foi gras from soviet france
so alf is having nightmares of living out the killings in his horror movie
i have dreams of slicing through people with ki blades and steak knifes and I'm normal
draw george clooney drinking coffee nesspresso from danny devitoes butt]
so alf has hos crew swea not to out the ending as he wants it a secret
so later alfs woman is shopping and buys a sexy red swimsuit to seduce her husband
and cuz helen mirren is russian and not a rotting brit, she dont look gross
so they film more of the movie and alff suspects his woman is cheeting on him with danny huston from wonder woman
alf makes commwnts alluding to him suspecting her of it and is kind of an a55
so alf is kinda stern abd rough a bitb directing janet in her dtiving scene
and after it, jessica beel and janet chat about how jimmy stewart in vertigo is ust like the real alf
sorta like tommy wiseau making the room about his bizzare life
tommys bizzare adventure
so things are going rough for alf and his woman is talking with huston but when alf calls she thinks its huston
this snaps alfs mind annd he starts eating scarlett johanson as she sccreams in lust at her cannibal fetish
jk
th studio guy wants to see footage but he sez no and stuio guy freaks out
alf later gets a luft from janet and tries candy corn as this is the 60s and slappy squirrel would be a teen then
so a;fs woman chats with her huston and alf chats with janet about how jessicas character was ginna be the lead in a movie but got pregnant instead
thats what happens when you tru b0ning
alf; why do they always betray me?
me; how'd she betray you?! she didnt consent to being in ur horror movie? you expect her to be ur slave?
i know ur a brit and all but ur not the regent and shes not subserviant to you
so later alf finds his woman and huston were writing a script together
tommy wiseau; greg!! how long is movie script?!
he sh-ts all over it in dialogue to her and implies he thinks shes b0ning the guy
he goes out and starts cleaning the pool in anger (and i dont mean slang for j-rkin off) and later does the shower scene
p-ssed that tomy is too weiner for it, he does it himself and imagines shanking his woman and huston
so he talks to his shrink ewho i think is the ghost of ed gein and blacks out
i think the ghost nailed him
so hes recoving in bed at home and dealing with the filming by phone
also hes sick and i thik got ghost aids
so his woman goes to film for him and ed geost was hiding in the bathroom
ed shows some possible evidence on the floor of her b0ning john hustons kid
jannit gives her candy corn and when she comes bsck he shows he found sand on the floor and she were on the beach with huston
they bicker over stuff and she tells him shr does a lot of cr-p fr him in a long tirade
so alf finishes the pucture and asks jessica beal over why she didnt take his offer to be the next grace kelly
she sez his ideal blonde chick isnt real
so the executives see the 1st cut and alf chats with ed gheist who goes mental over da cops going to his moms room
so the execs dont like it but wanna recut it as a 2 parter for tv
oh and i think huston was b0ning chicks at the beach house
alf reconsiles with his wife and they decide to work together to fix psycho
she suggests music for the shower scene and its classic
so the thunder lizard clarrnce fronm robocop wont allow it to get out but alf lets him reshoot the lve scene
they get ready but he's too shy to fillm a love scene and it gets through
nowadyas peiple draw dbz p0rn0 on tumbler (now twitter)
so paramount is gay and tries to keep this fim from doing well
sp alf doesmarketing to hype it and keeps people from coming in after it starts strictly
what is he? william castle??
so it does well and alf admits his love for his wife
then he sez he kept the house and pool and will do another film about bitrd]
the crow??
so text sez he never got da oscar but got a lifetime achievement one in 79 and thanked his wife
and pstcho was his biggeast hit
the end
that was pretty good
nice camera, lighting, acting, musc and story
i thought it had good stuff to it and it had good flow
a bit humor, a bit brit whit, a bit drama, a bit romance, a bit horror
wheres all the black hitchcocks? is this film racist?? jk
but i felt it was pretty good and i[m glad i saw it
i never knew he dealt with so much to make this
for hitchcock 2 i want him to be visited by a psychic and she's show him sequels to his films made years later. also its his reactions to the films and his thinking its stoopid. also he sees how films wind up in toe new millennium and starts barfing on everything. also its an 8 bit game on sega master system and game gear, nes and gameboy, tg16 and artari lynx and 7800 where you play as hitchcock and go around to key points in hollywoood and barf on them to change the future so film making stays good.
Hitchcock
This is my reiew on hitchcock from 2012 (The years of the 1st Robotech war and Mayan apocalypse)
its got the only good actor in brAM stokers dracula, anthony hopkins, hellen mirren friim califgula or w/e, the scarlett chick from ghost in the shell, the drug user fro wonder woman 2017, the chick from the 2003 texas chainsaw massacre (that film s-cked!!)
its also got the dr from the shape of water, the dad from that 70s show, the karate kid, was based on book i neve read, and was directed by Sacha Gervasi who did a doc on the band Anvil
so it starts with american icon ed gein's house with ed wacking his bro and hitchcock tells how the cops bought his story about it being an accident and he did crimes later that lead to his movie
then he releases another movie and a reporter sez he otta quit when hes ahead
its north by north west and alfred hitchcock is reading rviews ain the bath and chats with his woman
h'e's got that brittish whit and humor like the alfred from batman
man they butt hammered hopkins face with make up to make him look like alf
he looks nothing like humslef
so they want alf to do casino royal but he just did north by noth west and its the same thing
he gets the story of psycho based on american hero ed gein who's a cross dressr and into same family relations
but they call him a mass murderer
he only shot 2 old ladies
they rest was grave roobbing
Is OJ Simpson a mass murderer for chopping up all those peoople?
not according to wikipedia who don't count him as a kiler
so alf loves the story and wants to do a dgood horror film
wasting the lead chick half way through and his woman wants him to ice her 30 mins in
to be fair, the german expressionist horror was pretty good in the 20s
so alf wants to keep the ending secret and i think has the librayr books taken away or something
he gets the movie guys in and shows them crime scene photoes of ed geins human skin decorations and the people can't stop looking at em
so the studio heads dont like it and want him to do more of the same like every movie today
1 guy he gets to try to do the film for 800 000 $ and he'd own the negative
it dont work and he wants to do it himself like Mel Gibson doing The Passion of the Christ
he wants to recover his freedom in making films like his glory days
they wiggle em down to alf doing it for free and paramount does it for 40% and only distributes it
studio head; is this still about a queer killing people in his mothers dress?
that sounds like something a 90s teen would say
so alf meets with the censors and its red forman who dont want him to show or flush a toilet
then alf is chatting with a shrink and is having lusty urges
so he meets with anthony perkins and hes tired of being in roomantic cr-p
but playing norman bates is close to home cuz he kille someone or something (i wasnt paying attention)
man we're like half an hour in
that felt like mothing
so alf wants grace kelly but his woman suggests jsnet leeigh who later pooped out jamie lee cuttis who continues her horror tradition in halloween 1 2 3 h20 resurrecton halloween and kills
shes worried about her shower scene like shaia hishizaki in vltage fighter gowcaizer or mai shiranui and he sez hes gonna edit it well
so alfs woman finds ways to cut spendng but alf is too used to wine and foi gras from soviet france
so alf is having nightmares of living out the killings in his horror movie
i have dreams of slicing through people with ki blades and steak knifes and I'm normal
draw george clooney drinking coffee nesspresso from danny devitoes butt]
so alf has hos crew swea not to out the ending as he wants it a secret
so later alfs woman is shopping and buys a sexy red swimsuit to seduce her husband
and cuz helen mirren is russian and not a rotting brit, she dont look gross
so they film more of the movie and alff suspects his woman is cheeting on him with danny huston from wonder woman
alf makes commwnts alluding to him suspecting her of it and is kind of an a55
so alf is kinda stern abd rough a bitb directing janet in her dtiving scene
and after it, jessica beel and janet chat about how jimmy stewart in vertigo is ust like the real alf
sorta like tommy wiseau making the room about his bizzare life
tommys bizzare adventure
so things are going rough for alf and his woman is talking with huston but when alf calls she thinks its huston
this snaps alfs mind annd he starts eating scarlett johanson as she sccreams in lust at her cannibal fetish
jk
th studio guy wants to see footage but he sez no and stuio guy freaks out
alf later gets a luft from janet and tries candy corn as this is the 60s and slappy squirrel would be a teen then
so a;fs woman chats with her huston and alf chats with janet about how jessicas character was ginna be the lead in a movie but got pregnant instead
thats what happens when you tru b0ning
alf; why do they always betray me?
me; how'd she betray you?! she didnt consent to being in ur horror movie? you expect her to be ur slave?
i know ur a brit and all but ur not the regent and shes not subserviant to you
so later alf finds his woman and huston were writing a script together
tommy wiseau; greg!! how long is movie script?!
he sh-ts all over it in dialogue to her and implies he thinks shes b0ning the guy
he goes out and starts cleaning the pool in anger (and i dont mean slang for j-rkin off) and later does the shower scene
p-ssed that tomy is too weiner for it, he does it himself and imagines shanking his woman and huston
so he talks to his shrink ewho i think is the ghost of ed gein and blacks out
i think the ghost nailed him
so hes recoving in bed at home and dealing with the filming by phone
also hes sick and i thik got ghost aids
so his woman goes to film for him and ed geost was hiding in the bathroom
ed shows some possible evidence on the floor of her b0ning john hustons kid
jannit gives her candy corn and when she comes bsck he shows he found sand on the floor and she were on the beach with huston
they bicker over stuff and she tells him shr does a lot of cr-p fr him in a long tirade
so alf finishes the pucture and asks jessica beal over why she didnt take his offer to be the next grace kelly
she sez his ideal blonde chick isnt real
so the executives see the 1st cut and alf chats with ed gheist who goes mental over da cops going to his moms room
so the execs dont like it but wanna recut it as a 2 parter for tv
oh and i think huston was b0ning chicks at the beach house
alf reconsiles with his wife and they decide to work together to fix psycho
she suggests music for the shower scene and its classic
so the thunder lizard clarrnce fronm robocop wont allow it to get out but alf lets him reshoot the lve scene
they get ready but he's too shy to fillm a love scene and it gets through
nowadyas peiple draw dbz p0rn0 on tumbler (now twitter)
so paramount is gay and tries to keep this fim from doing well
sp alf doesmarketing to hype it and keeps people from coming in after it starts strictly
what is he? william castle??
so it does well and alf admits his love for his wife
then he sez he kept the house and pool and will do another film about bitrd]
the crow??
so text sez he never got da oscar but got a lifetime achievement one in 79 and thanked his wife
and pstcho was his biggeast hit
the end
that was pretty good
nice camera, lighting, acting, musc and story
i thought it had good stuff to it and it had good flow
a bit humor, a bit brit whit, a bit drama, a bit romance, a bit horror
wheres all the black hitchcocks? is this film racist?? jk
but i felt it was pretty good and i[m glad i saw it
i never knew he dealt with so much to make this
for hitchcock 2 i want him to be visited by a psychic and she's show him sequels to his films made years later. also its his reactions to the films and his thinking its stoopid. also he sees how films wind up in toe new millennium and starts barfing on everything. also its an 8 bit game on sega master system and game gear, nes and gameboy, tg16 and artari lynx and 7800 where you play as hitchcock and go around to key points in hollywoood and barf on them to change the future so film making stays good.
Sunday, December 1, 2019
A Knights Tale Review
Note: I spell as good as ths movie isa at being historical
A Knights Tale
This is my review of A Knights Tale from 2001 (The year The GameCube Came Out
Its got Heath Ledger and no one else wjjo did anything i'd know them for and was directed by the guy who did Payback with Mel Gibson (Who was in The Patriot with Heath Ledger)
I saw this b4 but dat was years ago
it starts with text about jousting and this nobody became a champion
so heath and friends find a dead guy in armor
wait, it was the guy they needed to win a thing for
1 homie starts beating on the body in anger as he hadent eaten in 3 days and needed cash
in the real version he was probably eating him
so heath takes armor and goes in his place even though u gotta be of nooble birth to compete
then opening credits to the queen song; we will rock u
homies explain da roolz to heeth and they joust
heath ledger takes a lance to da faceand wins
he claims the helmet is too busted to take off and accepts his prize
they sell the prize and heath deides to go to a real tournament to have a good destiny
eventually he gets his homies to use their cash to get to training and we getta montage to 90s music
later they come by a naked man who got f'd out
turns out hrs a writer who is based on the writer of this story the movie was based on from the castlevania days
they get him to fake documents for being of noble birth
at the rennocaunce fair or w/e heath meets a girl he likes and follows her on his horse like a stalker
imagine driving a car behind a chick you like and driving into a church for her?
so later heath wins his match and goes to the sword contest
but his armor is f;d and its gonna interfere with his fight
but it turns out that writer owes a lot from gambling and sez heath will pay for it
oh and hes naked again
they are gonna chop him up so heath agrees to pay for it and they release him
then theres the sword fight and its like a wwf match
he wins and writer is all dwane johnson and proootes heath
then a montage of heath knighting to takin care of bousiness
heaths armor cracks and they need cash to fix it
isnt there some OTHER way he could pay you???
maybe he can turn to crime and get it
but they get a chick black smith to fix it
some guy (probably the bad guy) hits on the chick heath is gay for and seems slimy
then the heath the ledger hits on her and bad guy and heath take jabs at each other
b4 the next match, writer goes on about a fake backstory for heath likea bad wwf
during the battle the bad guy noteas how fearless heath's fighting style is as he don't look away to shield his eyes from spplinters
heath shows mercy in the fight like hes goku or soomething (note; dbz was big when this came out(note; its always big!))
so chick dont care what bad guy thinks of her as hes an a55 (Michael keaton in shakespere: Let the record show that he called ME an a55!!)
later its day again and chiick gives heath a cloth thing to wear as a token and tells her mame
actually its her slave who does it
so heah faces bad guy and bad guy gets shanked by a splinter
blood!
gore!
nude scenes!
naked minerva mink!!
]actually we do see the writers a55
but spongebob has butts
so heath takes a head shot and has viet nam flashbacks to his childhood where he wanted to be a knight and his dad was encouraging of his sons deisres
so bad guy snagged the cloth and i think he beat the heath
bad guy; see me again when ur worthy
what is this? a jrpg?
is this breath of fire 2 where you face this daemon at the start and gert ur a55 kicked and spend the rest of the game building up ur ki to rematch??!
so heath does well and makes cash in swordplay but he wants to stop swording
latr writer tells the guys he owes cash to that he's gonna write cr-p about them in his fanfics
later chick slave wants to know what heath will wear so she can match for the dance
later heath is trained in dance kung fu and writer keeps p-ssing off a homie and getting nailed by him
they get black smith chick to teach him
at da dance heeth sez chick reminds him of The Bible when The Creator stopped the sun for a while as he wants the night to last longer with her
then they dance and its got modern music
they should've had some mc hammer
black smith chick puts da nike logo on heathes new armor and its better than ever
new generation veritech for the battles with the invid
then its bother tourney and the heeth faces a guy who taxes his people to pay for his cr-p
as taxation is theft, heath kicked his a55
latter bad guy i think surrenders sohe wont face the black prince (not the little red corvette guy) who is gonna be king of soviet england one day
heeth faces him and they are equal
prince ed gein is a good guy and a good sport and surrenders so heeth can go on as no one will trat him like an equal as soviet england is subserviant to the regent
heeth is malcontent as he didnt beet bad guy and isnt really champ
what is this? rocky V?
is heath tommy gunn?
will he get aids?
find out today, on dragon ball z!!
so heeth has an issue with chicks slave whining about flowers or something gay and heeth gets b--chy
also bad guy and prince go to fifht some war witrh some dinks or w/e
while out, bad guy figgerz out heeth is faking nobility
a class system based on birth?
thatsa un american!
its english and indian!!
look how Dr Ben Carson went from nobody in the slums to World Renound brain surgeon who saved hids lives, and almost president!
they'd never let that happen in a bad country
so heeth sends cr-ppy poems to chick and it wins her back
later its soviet paris soviet france and theres a gguy telling the Bible story of Peter denying x3 before the rooster crows
lots of biblee refs in here
they'd censor that today for fear of offending deniars
like yugioh and nintendo censring crosses and stars of david
so in a bar the frenchies bet that one of their kind will win the tourney and they bet all their cash that heeth will win
laterheeth meets chick in chuch and he sez he's gonna win da turny in her name
she wants poems from him and hes not in da mood
he sarts talking about her b00bs being under her throat and she wants him to throw the tournament to lose it in her name as it shows she cares more for her than him
she gets pretty b-chy too
the chick looks like the mila unis chick from dat 70s show
so heeth purposly f's out of his rounds for her
this reminds me of west side stry how the chick interfered in the fistfight and it lead to people getting iced
chicks just dont get dude things
so after getting fd for her and getting his arm tuned up, chick slave tells heath to win the toueney to proove his love
crazy chick alwahys changing her mimnd!
so heeth wins and heeth is hedded to da world champoinship
oh and they won da bette
at night chick comes to see heeth and they b0ne
later at night on a boat in a misty harbor, heeth flashbacks to childhood and his dad sellshim to this dude who i think bit it in the opening
also his young homies are there
dad does this to give heeth a good life
then they return to soviet london to the song the boys are back in town
also bad guy is there as he and his men were murdering, pillaging, raeping and looting places.
so its like when people go on a riot and tyear apart their own town cuz some junkie got capped by a cop
and bad guy is negotiating with chicks dad to wed and breed wirh her
if this was a video game, the bad ending woyld have him laughing as the chick is chained to her bed and hyper pregnant as he laughs and feeds her his slaves.
later heeth gooes to his childhood home and meets a little girl fan whohe sharres his dark secret that hes from this cessppoole
he asks her of his dad and lttle girl sez hes still here but his eyesare f'd
heeth seez him and dont let on hes his son
he tells dad that hearh changed hisstars and did well
they reunite and know each othwr as dad and boy
its kinda moving
also their name is thatcher like the only good prime minister who beat da commies
heeth fixes his dads roof and bad guy sees
next day writer and chick say the heads have caught onto heaths lies and are gonna arrest him for lying
his homies say he otta book it bit he is so obcessed by this knight cr-p and goes out as hes too full of his own sh-t
so he gets arrested and is tied up in the dungeon
imagine if they had a thing where he was chained up on the jousting field and bag guy ran a lance up his a55?
so bad guy goes to him and beats on him
so hes put up in stocks and little c-ck suckers smack his head
his homies stand up 4 him and the crowd who used to love him, throws rotting cr-p on them
but prince edwardo comes up and sets him free for being knightly
ed elric sez his personal historians say heeth is from an anicent royal line and he makes heeth a real knight
he did literally nothing and the plot fixed his issue
so heeth faces bad guy and bad guy has his lance given a spike
they clash and heeth gets a big a55 vampire stake in his shoulder
homie yanks it out and they go again but heeth drops his lance cuz his arm is f'd
heeth is told his gf and dad are here (but his dads eyes are f;d!! he wont know whats going on!! what next? a radio for deaf guys?!)
so heeth cant hold his lance so they strap it on his arm
to buy/eat time, writer does a wwf intro for heeth about him being a home town boy
now everyone knows his real name and heeth battles w/o armor cuz hes a freekin idiot
thwy clash and heeth knocks bad guy off his horses a55 and wins in 1 hit lke exodia or yusei vs skeleton knight in the 5ds manga
oh and heeth yells WILLIAM like hes bravehrart as he wins
wtf the movie just went super widecreen tio have heeth kitching the chick and credits roll to AC/DC and We Are The Champions
the end
that as fun
nice, positive, good lighting and coloring and camwra woek
good music that makes you feel good
it may not fit the time peroid but it fits the movie
its a good 90s style movie with 80s music and a simp;le stoey
its got good flow and dont feel like 3 hours with adds
oh and after da credits, the gang has a pooting contest
good film thats sunny and upbeat and its just enjoyable
for a knights tale 2 i want it to be where heath is on a knight mission with the prince to a foreign land and fights a bunch of dragons and dragon people. its also a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where 1 player is heath ledger and 1 is the prince. also thre bad guy from the 1st movie is revealed to be a dragomnam and was the reason tey went there as a trap to take e outy and take over.
A Knights Tale
This is my review of A Knights Tale from 2001 (The year The GameCube Came Out
Its got Heath Ledger and no one else wjjo did anything i'd know them for and was directed by the guy who did Payback with Mel Gibson (Who was in The Patriot with Heath Ledger)
I saw this b4 but dat was years ago
it starts with text about jousting and this nobody became a champion
so heath and friends find a dead guy in armor
wait, it was the guy they needed to win a thing for
1 homie starts beating on the body in anger as he hadent eaten in 3 days and needed cash
in the real version he was probably eating him
so heath takes armor and goes in his place even though u gotta be of nooble birth to compete
then opening credits to the queen song; we will rock u
homies explain da roolz to heeth and they joust
heath ledger takes a lance to da faceand wins
he claims the helmet is too busted to take off and accepts his prize
they sell the prize and heath deides to go to a real tournament to have a good destiny
eventually he gets his homies to use their cash to get to training and we getta montage to 90s music
later they come by a naked man who got f'd out
turns out hrs a writer who is based on the writer of this story the movie was based on from the castlevania days
they get him to fake documents for being of noble birth
at the rennocaunce fair or w/e heath meets a girl he likes and follows her on his horse like a stalker
imagine driving a car behind a chick you like and driving into a church for her?
so later heath wins his match and goes to the sword contest
but his armor is f;d and its gonna interfere with his fight
but it turns out that writer owes a lot from gambling and sez heath will pay for it
oh and hes naked again
they are gonna chop him up so heath agrees to pay for it and they release him
then theres the sword fight and its like a wwf match
he wins and writer is all dwane johnson and proootes heath
then a montage of heath knighting to takin care of bousiness
heaths armor cracks and they need cash to fix it
isnt there some OTHER way he could pay you???
maybe he can turn to crime and get it
but they get a chick black smith to fix it
some guy (probably the bad guy) hits on the chick heath is gay for and seems slimy
then the heath the ledger hits on her and bad guy and heath take jabs at each other
b4 the next match, writer goes on about a fake backstory for heath likea bad wwf
during the battle the bad guy noteas how fearless heath's fighting style is as he don't look away to shield his eyes from spplinters
heath shows mercy in the fight like hes goku or soomething (note; dbz was big when this came out(note; its always big!))
so chick dont care what bad guy thinks of her as hes an a55 (Michael keaton in shakespere: Let the record show that he called ME an a55!!)
later its day again and chiick gives heath a cloth thing to wear as a token and tells her mame
actually its her slave who does it
so heah faces bad guy and bad guy gets shanked by a splinter
blood!
gore!
nude scenes!
naked minerva mink!!
]actually we do see the writers a55
but spongebob has butts
so heath takes a head shot and has viet nam flashbacks to his childhood where he wanted to be a knight and his dad was encouraging of his sons deisres
so bad guy snagged the cloth and i think he beat the heath
bad guy; see me again when ur worthy
what is this? a jrpg?
is this breath of fire 2 where you face this daemon at the start and gert ur a55 kicked and spend the rest of the game building up ur ki to rematch??!
so heath does well and makes cash in swordplay but he wants to stop swording
latr writer tells the guys he owes cash to that he's gonna write cr-p about them in his fanfics
later chick slave wants to know what heath will wear so she can match for the dance
later heath is trained in dance kung fu and writer keeps p-ssing off a homie and getting nailed by him
they get black smith chick to teach him
at da dance heeth sez chick reminds him of The Bible when The Creator stopped the sun for a while as he wants the night to last longer with her
then they dance and its got modern music
they should've had some mc hammer
black smith chick puts da nike logo on heathes new armor and its better than ever
new generation veritech for the battles with the invid
then its bother tourney and the heeth faces a guy who taxes his people to pay for his cr-p
as taxation is theft, heath kicked his a55
latter bad guy i think surrenders sohe wont face the black prince (not the little red corvette guy) who is gonna be king of soviet england one day
heeth faces him and they are equal
prince ed gein is a good guy and a good sport and surrenders so heeth can go on as no one will trat him like an equal as soviet england is subserviant to the regent
heeth is malcontent as he didnt beet bad guy and isnt really champ
what is this? rocky V?
is heath tommy gunn?
will he get aids?
find out today, on dragon ball z!!
so heeth has an issue with chicks slave whining about flowers or something gay and heeth gets b--chy
also bad guy and prince go to fifht some war witrh some dinks or w/e
while out, bad guy figgerz out heeth is faking nobility
a class system based on birth?
thatsa un american!
its english and indian!!
look how Dr Ben Carson went from nobody in the slums to World Renound brain surgeon who saved hids lives, and almost president!
they'd never let that happen in a bad country
so heeth sends cr-ppy poems to chick and it wins her back
later its soviet paris soviet france and theres a gguy telling the Bible story of Peter denying x3 before the rooster crows
lots of biblee refs in here
they'd censor that today for fear of offending deniars
like yugioh and nintendo censring crosses and stars of david
so in a bar the frenchies bet that one of their kind will win the tourney and they bet all their cash that heeth will win
laterheeth meets chick in chuch and he sez he's gonna win da turny in her name
she wants poems from him and hes not in da mood
he sarts talking about her b00bs being under her throat and she wants him to throw the tournament to lose it in her name as it shows she cares more for her than him
she gets pretty b-chy too
the chick looks like the mila unis chick from dat 70s show
so heeth purposly f's out of his rounds for her
this reminds me of west side stry how the chick interfered in the fistfight and it lead to people getting iced
chicks just dont get dude things
so after getting fd for her and getting his arm tuned up, chick slave tells heath to win the toueney to proove his love
crazy chick alwahys changing her mimnd!
so heeth wins and heeth is hedded to da world champoinship
oh and they won da bette
at night chick comes to see heeth and they b0ne
later at night on a boat in a misty harbor, heeth flashbacks to childhood and his dad sellshim to this dude who i think bit it in the opening
also his young homies are there
dad does this to give heeth a good life
then they return to soviet london to the song the boys are back in town
also bad guy is there as he and his men were murdering, pillaging, raeping and looting places.
so its like when people go on a riot and tyear apart their own town cuz some junkie got capped by a cop
and bad guy is negotiating with chicks dad to wed and breed wirh her
if this was a video game, the bad ending woyld have him laughing as the chick is chained to her bed and hyper pregnant as he laughs and feeds her his slaves.
later heeth gooes to his childhood home and meets a little girl fan whohe sharres his dark secret that hes from this cessppoole
he asks her of his dad and lttle girl sez hes still here but his eyesare f'd
heeth seez him and dont let on hes his son
he tells dad that hearh changed hisstars and did well
they reunite and know each othwr as dad and boy
its kinda moving
also their name is thatcher like the only good prime minister who beat da commies
heeth fixes his dads roof and bad guy sees
next day writer and chick say the heads have caught onto heaths lies and are gonna arrest him for lying
his homies say he otta book it bit he is so obcessed by this knight cr-p and goes out as hes too full of his own sh-t
so he gets arrested and is tied up in the dungeon
imagine if they had a thing where he was chained up on the jousting field and bag guy ran a lance up his a55?
so bad guy goes to him and beats on him
so hes put up in stocks and little c-ck suckers smack his head
his homies stand up 4 him and the crowd who used to love him, throws rotting cr-p on them
but prince edwardo comes up and sets him free for being knightly
ed elric sez his personal historians say heeth is from an anicent royal line and he makes heeth a real knight
he did literally nothing and the plot fixed his issue
so heeth faces bad guy and bad guy has his lance given a spike
they clash and heeth gets a big a55 vampire stake in his shoulder
homie yanks it out and they go again but heeth drops his lance cuz his arm is f'd
heeth is told his gf and dad are here (but his dads eyes are f;d!! he wont know whats going on!! what next? a radio for deaf guys?!)
so heeth cant hold his lance so they strap it on his arm
to buy/eat time, writer does a wwf intro for heeth about him being a home town boy
now everyone knows his real name and heeth battles w/o armor cuz hes a freekin idiot
thwy clash and heeth knocks bad guy off his horses a55 and wins in 1 hit lke exodia or yusei vs skeleton knight in the 5ds manga
oh and heeth yells WILLIAM like hes bravehrart as he wins
wtf the movie just went super widecreen tio have heeth kitching the chick and credits roll to AC/DC and We Are The Champions
the end
that as fun
nice, positive, good lighting and coloring and camwra woek
good music that makes you feel good
it may not fit the time peroid but it fits the movie
its a good 90s style movie with 80s music and a simp;le stoey
its got good flow and dont feel like 3 hours with adds
oh and after da credits, the gang has a pooting contest
good film thats sunny and upbeat and its just enjoyable
for a knights tale 2 i want it to be where heath is on a knight mission with the prince to a foreign land and fights a bunch of dragons and dragon people. its also a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where 1 player is heath ledger and 1 is the prince. also thre bad guy from the 1st movie is revealed to be a dragomnam and was the reason tey went there as a trap to take e outy and take over.
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