Super Size Me Review

Note: i spell better than this alleged doc gets things right

Super Size Me

This is my review on Super Size Me from the distant future year to the evil ghandi of 2004 (10 years befire robotech season 2 i mean 1)

its a propaganda fim by Morgan "Orange Lung Eater" Suprlock The Ear Raepist to bash McDonalds so he can ull hiself into the spotlight by draging them dwn

his sceme worked and he got a show on back door, cabdy a55, beta male, banana crammer, frooty booty, aids bag, uso suki, dciever, monkry junkie spinner soviet cnn where its ok to j-rk off on zoom calls like that demonist who thinks the Unborn ain't life did

i watched his cnn show and its all twisted, hates on Christians for not agreeing with queers, but sipports mus lims who execute em

Or works for 1 day at a gaijin farm, does it wrong on purpose, and makes it look like its "hard work" cuz the other guys did better, even though they had years of experance

this guy was pretty foul and with him curently being soing hard time in solitary in Dante's Inferno, I say, We got 1 less problem without him, he was surplus to requirements!

oh and candya55 wikipedia DON'T categroize this as a propaganda film, but DID for Unplanned about the chick who went Pro Life

cant trust those alleged humans. They think lee harvey oswald is a killer but nt oj

and many people dud the all mcD's Diet and got healthier as they didn't sit on their growing fata55es and only ate wheat i mean what they wanted, instead of eating too much and nt binge drinking to ruin the liver

and I notice Morgan Spurlock has the name of a daemon god in it if you take out rgan spur, which fits as he is evil

what the f? he/they diredcted One Direction: This Is Us?! what a wiener cleaner!

Demo, Yatsu wa Uso Suki wa Jigoku No Kuso Ima!

Moero! Jigoku Nio Kuso!!

so after logos we see kids singing of fast food and havingfu, then a quote from Thre Founder of McD's where look after the customer and the business wil l take care of itself or w/e

then a thing on how America got fat, which a lot of guys are into fat chicks, its not just for tall skinny black guys on the learning channel like that guy on the half ton sidters who b0ned dat blob

then man parts sucker makes 2 teen chicks sueing mcD's for making em fat seem like a good thing, like they don't got free will or don't know how to work out

also I new a chick wsho was 5'2 and 340lbs in High school and she's my friend and i like her cuz we have a lot in common

also in many africanized lands, they fatten up the chicks b4 marriage for their husbands

then sofomus spurko whines of mcD's having a successful business and operating all over the planet, like being a winner is bad, then again, whining of being "privildged" bacome popular with beta males and wieners, so they/them see things backwards like the soviets being good

so man parts hole wants to eat mcDongs for a month and after a music video, he goes to dr's and F--KING LIES as he claims he didnm't drink, but years after this, said he was drunk off his monkry a55 for decades and that included tjis experiment

after getting checked out, and told he's good, including a rectal exam where the dr reaches in his spurm hole and we see his a55crack with a hand reaching in like Iyahaya Nantomo by Go Nagai with Omorai Kun

the drs say its not gonna be so bad to eat mcDs and he might have some things but they dont now much on it, then goes to a nutritionist to get his stats and she sez have low fat and use bmi t see if ur good

but fat was later disproven as bad andactually has benefits, whilebmi only calvulates weight but nt what its made of, so musvcle weight more tan fat, so Hulk Hogasn might be counted as obese for hs 26 inch pythons

hes told people dont walk much so hes gonna limit hmself to 5000 steps a day, whivch the number of steps a man takes varies wildly between people and their lives and situations

mor parts in the butt has a gf whos vegan which is a bad sign and cooks him a vegan meal before his mcDs marathon, which McD's has protein in its meat and I actually got buffer eating mcDs cuz I worked out and didnt sit on my virin a55 j=rkin off on the floor hnnnnnnggg psssssst!!

so monket spurm counts his steps andts like 1200 to mcDs and hes gonna take a cab to be a lazy aids bag, and has a log of what he eats

after talking with strangers, he sez he only eas mcDs items, and must have everything at least once, and only sperzsizes when asked, plus needs three meals a day

so he talks to stranges aboutthe fat chicks who ate mcDs and 1 guy sez they'd whine if McDs refused service, then to a commie attacking cDs like he attacked tobacco cuz those are the same thing to this mnkey

like pearl harbor is the same movie as gone with the wind cuz both are american war and love films

or Ben Carson and o j simpson are the same as both are blac k celebs who cut people up, a brain surgeon and a murderer

look at these greasy slimy lawyers, they dnt care abut the cause, only how to suck the bucks outta the successful mcDonalds to feed their gree

then a chick whining about how mcDonalds 1st had 1 size but added bigger ones, like making everyone eat the same thing is good, then again, isnt mrgana a commie? make em "equal," but he's be more equal than others?

so more  than a c-ck sucker gets mcDs and supersizes cuz he was asked andovereats after being amazedby how much you ger, which is a good deal

he ges a tmy ache from overeating (what a shock!) and it takes this spurm bag like half an hour to eat it, only to barf it up

theres kids in the slums who would kll for that food, and you do this, what a butt f--ckin c-ck sucker

then some monkrys whining of the environment being "toxic" by giving us the option to have snacks and making people fat, even though theres other factors too, like playgrounds torn down for safer ones that aint fun to play on, or schools not having gym

also he attacks people for using machines to move and shows a wheelchair motored guy, pratty mean to mock crupples. I guess this is: the ma who laughs, at the disabled!

so more or less a t-rd talks of his b0ner not working or feeling wird or w/e and cmpares eating mcdonds to smoking and fatties eating burgers should be ok to insult people for like habing a cig

you know, guys who b0ne guys live 17-27 years less than normal guys, loo it up, thats true, and if i saw a guy b0ning a guy and told him how bad it was and hes gross for it, i'd be xalled "hateful"

so then munkey spur attacks mcdonaldds for being nce to kids and having a play place for kids to have fun is aeful

get f'd you wretched pile of human wadte! i loved those play plaes as a kid!

so then they bring up diabetus and say fatties get it, even though i know guys who had family members get it after a shot and THEY are givig more shots now

then a normal chick who looks good whining ofmedia making people pretty and it not being realistic, which is wh we got all these uggmos all over adds now

then jared from subway who people later hated or dating a 17 year old or w/e, even though you an get married at 16 in japan andcanaa had the min age for sodomy at 16, but thats different somehow, and shows jared being nice to fatties

also what about hugh heffner being 90 and b0ning 18 year olds? he was sleaze but celebrated for a few months of his butt buddys bithdays

also; i dont thik you ota b0ne that young, or even before marriage, but thats me

then one of the baskin robins guys saying his uncle was 240lbs andate a lot of ice cream and bit it, but 240 isnt that fat

also ben and jerrs got f'd by their product, but that com pany is a cesspool so i woundlt be surprized it they had it comming

and ice cream has more sugar and burgers have beef

then talks with a chick of how he otta eat better and have a yogurt instea of a sunday, but then he jabbers on of "only the small one, cuz bigger yogurts have as much calories as a sundae" but dont say the size of the sundae

then The Universe punishes him with a long hair in his sundaeand he pulls it out

after a check uphe finds he gained % of his weight and talks to more stranfers about enjoyng mcDs

so he eats mcnuggets and dummps on hw mcnuggets are made of shredded chciken with huhe t-ts and made nto the hapes we know and love

when i wateched tujos years ago, i went to mconalds the next day and ate mcnuggets

9 days in and this human enema is feeling bummed and cr-ppy, but doesnt say about his cnstant liquor use

then talks to a guy who ate mcdonalds big macs for years and this bbw who takes his order, but the guy looks like if john lnennon was less evil

he eats mcdonalds every say and proposed to his wife at mcdonalds and is is good shape and had hs 19000th big mac, which mcdonalds put n the sign congraduating him

after an artist dumps onmcdonalds and k mart being successful(well, k mart is over) and then makes 1st grader knowing ronalds mcdonald look bad but them not nowing Jesus as an artistdrew Him, even though we dont know the faith of the kids. They also knew George Washington 

they're kids! they watch tv! thet see mcdonalds outside! why wouldnt they know it?!

what next? comp;aining of 80s kids knowing Optimus Prime?!

so after a  cartoonof how candy companies spend billions on marketing, and how frt nuts spend a fraction on it, probably cuz these are businesses and the fruit guys are not copyrighted or owning their own sales, he claims mcdonalds having nutrition info on their website is bad cuz the 00 census sez haldf of america dont got the net(nearly half a decade before this film was makde)

alsoafter this oc the companies starrtign putting nutrition info upand i learned 2 doble hamburgers have a whole day of protein and more is goo for building muscles

but here he whines of howmost didnt have nuttrition info avalimable, like people actatuly want to look it up

ur out, its a family meal, ur having fun, who wants to stop and real the nurtition info? o we read the side of a box of mac and cheese befroe cooking it? thats what anorexics do! and anorexia is worse than naecrofilia!

no one dies from b0nng the dead, unless ur bumming a guy and the torso cavrs in and you get shanked with a bone shard, and we aint talking about icing a guy to b0ne the corpse like the gay xxx star in canada did

I mean the condition of findng the dead hot, compared to the condition of anorexia, and anorexia is one f the deadliest mental illnesses

so he got a bllod test andgot weiged and gained 10% of his/her body wirght

then dumps on schol sfor having fun food like fries and ketchup, whcih prsident husseins butt buddy mikey took away from kids and they hated him for it

1 teacher sez the kids might eat other things besdirs fried and get home food, but this 1 kid didnt so they mak i look bad

also he whines that prisons get lunchies too like hes Go Nagai makin school look like jail andcomplains of some schools haveing mac and cheese instead of cooks cooking, which is more expensive and takes longer, probaly a unions thing too with those sub humans sayig "we will only do ou job this many times"

then they have  schoo wth kids in a different place with kids said to be troubles and having no processed food or beef and it allegedly dont cost as much, but i question that

and maybe these ids are acting better cuz they know they got paison if they f it up, and if they do, its butt hammer city homie!

in the manliest state, Texas, h gets the local specialand supersizes it cuz he was asked and sez texas had 5 of the top fattest citirs in amercia, bu t i know a frw guys in texas and they are nice guys, and they all like fat women.

then munkey spurm whines of how illinois is one of the fattest states and is the only one with mandatory phys ed.

now i liked gym class, i enjoyed scooter hockey and odge ball and skiing and curling and billards

so then munkey parts dumps on Bush Jr for trying to help the kids by punishing schools forn being cr-p factories andthe kids being devolved monkeys who dont know anything, but also cutting aay into recess to give more test prep time

he talks to various strangers abou what a calorie is, (a unit o energy measurement) but noen of em know it but a black woman with bad hair nerd (no the bad april o neil) does

day 17 is the blizzard of 2003 and he gets all his mcdonads meals in 1 trip and his b--chy vegan gf b--ches at him over eating meat and compares ham to heroin cuz shes a vegan and they are baka maruta

then his woamn dumps on his being a lazy sack of cr- and being bad in bed and how hes not b0ning as well as he should, which is bad cuz they arent married

did he marry that monkey? lokks it up, he did but duped her a55

they whine of there being sugar in everything but fries and salad, but so what? milk has sugar dont it?

so ge lost weight but its probably muscle from his stopping all exercise to intentionally ruin his body and gets a check up and sz hes really cr-ppy

he got a fatty liver and the doc avoids mentining his alcohol addiction and the dr sez this liver damage on fatty foods was never seen b4

his mom who sounds like a gay guy tells him to stop but he sez da liver heals itself

also i actally was getting a fatty liver but cut down on pop and got better

then they comparea drg that blocks receptors in the brain for drugs also stops chocolste from beng wantedlike its the same thing

like saying knives that cut food and knives that cut up people like oj did are the ame so ban all knives like soviet england wants

mcdongs fans are called heavy users and munkey spurm sez mcdngs france had an add saying theres no reason to eat it more than once a week

yeah but its fun anmd tastes good and is a nice place

so American mcdonslds countered the evlutionarily callenged frenvchies, saying mcdonslfs csn be a part of a healthy diet

so he talks to nutirionists, who nowadays are like guys saying to neuter ur son if he watces steven universe, and they clai its not good

cuz scientists are not humans wuth flaws or bias, but gods who never err and are always rght. like how they gave people lobotomies, orsay smoking toasted tobacco is healthier, or how they said "a glass of wine a day is good" then "therws no benefit to wine" then "ine is as bad as smokes"

more than a drunk dumpson how diets are eating our money and has a guy into gastric bypass to give up the choice to eat ore, like cloclork orange where they gave him the treatment to make him not choose violencs

then they show the surgetu with sticking rods in his gut like sodomites do to their fat slavesand f--kin his guts

so 21 days in he had breathing issues and not from his stnk and chest things

he goes to a dr and is told to take asprin, which is bad for the liver, andsez his medical stats are f'd, esp his liver, but it never sez its from all his booze, although dr caveman sez its like nicholas cage in leaving las vegas and how he f'd his liver with pooze i mean booze

his wman sez she didnt know it was dangerous and his dr sez to go to the emergency room and sto eang mcdonalds so much, but maybe if he ate what he wanyed instead of buying too much on purpose, it might be better, also; get off ur pig a55 and work out you slob!

then they talk to politicians about letting big gov interfere with private business, which is pretty unAmerican, but commies like this moth f--k would like that

alao he takes a laywwr for a bundcha companies saying "we're part of the problem but can be part of the slutuon"  and making him and his companies look like "he admits it! hes a prblem!"

so he calls mcdonalds and wants to interview em but they dnt respond cuz they now him too well galvatron

the outside the Whites only house has people plegding alliegence to the flag, but thhey mix it up, but then they get the mcdnalfs big mac thing right, cuz they hear it more times a day than the 1st

after going for a shae but they were ot, he sezafer 1 month he'd have aten 8 years worth of reccomended by nut riants mcdinalds

after over a dozen calls he gets the mcdnalds chick to interview on the phone as im sure a hih rank company chick has a lot of free time wihdnks whoare out to ruin em

his vigan aleged woman makes a detox meal plan to get him after a onth of fun food, but what she dont gt, is theres the food chain, the dit is eaten by the worm/plants, wich is eaten by cows or mice, which is eaten by 12 inch spiders, thats aten by foot long centipedes, for humans, the top of the food chain, to be slumming at the bottom with cows, is like a mcdnalds ceo hanging with the grease mnkeys in the kitchen!

so he gained like 25lbs in a month like faa55 syb huma george clooney for that movie

the jusge cancelled rhe suit on mcdonalds by the fat chicks, who would do well on instagram now as guys like big babes, cuz they dcouldnt prove mcdinslds caused their "injurirs"

fatness is a wound? my gf is 5'3, 225lbs, lght skin, dark hairm canadian, wait, is she Wolverne from X Men? Well shes good as she is andher size isnt a damage

so munkey spurm goes over the damage he had from his thing but never sez his binge drinking and has drs say cr-o agsinsr mcdonalds eating

then sez schools banning fun foods like chips and pop is good and cuz of the fat eens lawsuits

then dumps on mcdonalds having healthy food and sponsoring healthy thngs like sports bt dumps onthe mcgriddle having fat more than a big mac as back then they thought fat was unhealthy, likehow George Washington died of bloodletting when sick

then attacks mcds fr having a suersize opruon, which after this film , they did do and we miss it, and whines of mcdonalds serving fries motly as later they broughtb in apple slies and no one goes to mcdobslds for spples!

then sez if we dont, we'd wind p in the grave yard like a yugioh card and ends with "who do you want dwad 1st? u or them" ike we both cant live together in peace

only a sith deals in absolutes annakin

then thngs on where are tey now like the big mac fan eating 19600 big macs and the bypass guy havibg lost weight

then amazon pime jumped to the next one by mistake as the sequel about the chicken attack came up and i thought i was unpausing as the next up thing was covering the screen and i couldnt read all the cr-p

the end

that was nteretaining but a bunch of lies

he had anexpeitment and faked thing with bad data and missing facts to prove a point thats not ture

that morgan spurlock was no good and with him back in h-ll where hi kind came from, the world is a better place

i know it sounds mean, and im half joking or exaggerating my views, but he was a p o s who tricked people and made money off lifes for his ill gotten fame

the movie is entertaining, but i' rather watch Birth Of A Nation from the 1900s if teaching people

it got far less wrong and more right than this

he knows how to manipulatus and did a good job, but so did the maruta makig mao and their new guy seem good

remember, kim jong il got a guy to make movies for him

Also, I do like MdConalds and enoyed their games and food and their locations are a nice place to eat thats safe and clean and positive

this is like wieners whining of cartoons made to sell toys sold to kids

I loved Beast Wars and Power Rangers, they made my life better

I had good memories going to McDonalds on the way to my Grandma's for Christmas as a kid or when out with my dad in the city

Plus their childrens charities helped a lot of kids who could've bit it w/o the hope and love they got

And with moganna dead, Looks like he answered his own question about who goes 1st

McDonalds lives as he rottes in h-ll being b0ned by lincon and chyrchill and fdr and j fk and mandella and mao and peter trudeau and castro

Also a number of people after this tried the all mcdnalds diet and got heakthier from wortking out and eating what they wanted instead of supersizing cuz asked

For Super Size Me II I want him to go after video gamrs with his usual lies and tricks by making it look like if you play video games, you grow up to be cannibal demon worshippers who dont like sodomites, so seeing how this can ruin games worse han 3d did, the gamers get rtogether and use his web data to track him like sgia lebeuff vs 4chan and find his next location. he tries to run, but trips on his pile of liquor bottles and snaps his leg. the gamer then do their fave moves from fihting games and bea em ups on him after stringing him from a meat hok like a punching bag until his vegan ruined body ruptures and his guts spill out. they then collect his chunks and run e through the grnder and mix with bee fat and sugar and make greasy fast food and serve him to the guys he sided with on all those shows he had. Also its a 32/64 bit party game on Sega Saturn, N64, ps1 and panasonic 3DO where you play with up to 4 players of gamers you can customize and play mini games to see who ggets the data 1st to tract his lcation, or going throgh the woods to find him, or a chase game, or a bat him up game or a cooking game, and i can be a team mode with you woring together to beat the computer.

The Amazing Digital Circus Review

 Note: I Spell like the digital world

The Amazing Digital Circus

This is my review pn The Amazing Digital Circus from the distant future year toRonald Reagan of 2023 (The year of Robotech II The Sentinelas)

Its directed by something called Gooseworx and i know nothing of it as its not on back door, candy a55, sodom bottom, aids bag, banana crammer, openly wrong wikipedia the soviet republic of misinformati.

It stars no one I'm aware of and  was a youtube thig i never saw b4 but was a popular thing and they made a 2nd ep but thats about it when I'm reviewing this

A homie I know wants me to review this so imma do it for him

so it starts with a title and colorful graphics like a higher end GameCube game and this guy with teeth fora head and eyes in his mouth (like beatlejuice? ) welcomes us to The Amazing Digital Circus

the a theme song introducing us to the characters but this jestershows up confused and accidentally f's up the show

ringmaster sez its a new human and she trys taking off a headset  but i dos diddlrey d0ng as she pulls her face like a 40s cartoon and reveals she put on a headset and is now here

shes like wtgat athe f's going on but was bleeped out and reveals its an all ages place w./o swearing and she swears more but its bleeped each time

now people think "if you dont say a swaear word but a censired version, its still swearing" like dsaying f his butt instead of the actual word, or bleeping it out like on springer or powr rangers outtakes or rugrats or spngebob

but by that logic, i there's a blurred out nude scene or black bars over the nips and b0ners, it counts as nudity, or if you urn the blood green and call it magical energy is still blood

its revealed she ant leae and this is her new home and body andshe thinks its a dream and this drama masks guy is bummed his comedy mask is broken as the rabbit a55 hole steps on it and is cold to the new chick

so the chick gets a tour of the circus area  and theres pentagras in the sky, and there's a void she's tld not to go into and the ringmaste sez he watches everything in the circus area

after the moon comes onto ringmaster, which means she might have b0ned him b4, she seez an exit and is warped back to the tent where she barfs blickety black ink and the bubble licks it up

she tells em she saw anexit but the others said they'd have seen it by now and ringmaster not the jerry springer movie sez its digital hallucinations from her mind adjusting

its revealed she forgot her name and all do so when going to the digital circus, but rngmaster cant control their minds and sez a list of things her name can't have like profanity or explicit cr-p, and ringmaster spins a slot machine of letters that cmes up with pomni

ringmaster has em have an adventure where ey gatherthiese things called gloinks tat steal things like gaijin at a yugioh tournament and this  doll sez they are given these to keep from going insane

also ringmaster is called caine like the bible guy who chopped up his brother or w/e and thischic made of pieces of things is taken apart and carried off by gloinks

doll sez they gotta see aufmo like franz kafa and h0m0 and this chess piece hiding in a pillow fort sez kaufmo was nuts rambling of an exit lke poni wjo sez this might mean it real but then sez its a dream in total denial

rabbit butt hole gets sick of the gloinks and takes doll and pomni to look for kaufmo and leaves the actor masks guy and chess piece to get da gloinks even though both are unbalanced

doll sez they dont sleep but take breakes to have a routine and ponmi has a door for her room and she asks why not truy to leave and doll goes on an unhinges monologue of wanting to at 1st but seeing it as futile drives em nuts and they give up or go insane

kaufmo dont answer the door but rabbito has keys to all the rooms and hints he left a centipede in dolls room ehich she fears

in the room kaufmo is a black spazzy thing with eyes all over and the word exit written all over the room and doll sez he reached his limit and they otta get caine to try to save him

he comes out and dol sez sorry for fake laffing at his jokes and is slammed around the hallway by him then starts glitching out a bit

pomni reaches for her but doll's hand shocks and glitches pomnis hand so she sez sorry and books it as kaumfo chases her and attacks as i guess she drew his attention, but sheducks to the side at the exit to the hall and he busts through the guardrail and scurries out like a human centipede

after thinking of it, pomni runs back and we cut to the mask guy and chess piece by a hole in the grounds a55 andsay a gloink took one of the lego like chicks pieces in it and rabbit anus comes in

mask guy asks how kaufmo is and hopes hes not mad for not laffing at the jokes and rabutthole named jax like jack and daxter fused, sez hes great and happy

babbit hole nails chess guy with a bowling ball into the gloink hole and he pulls mask guy down and jax the rabbuttole jumps in and they slide down an intentinelikepath to an underground area with a nest for bugs and a red with yellow dots worm anake thing with a mouth on eac out s it cr-ps ot its mouth like that south park ep or catdog

pomni goes back for dall andsez sorry for leaving her  but she didnt know what to do and doll sez t find caine to fix em but dont know where he is and her eyes are playing pong with her nose in a sice detail

doll sez sorry her 1st day here was fd and pomni calls out for caine and searches various rooms like that 90s batman ep in the computer thing but finds kaufmo

the catdog double ender sez its the gloink queen and jax mouths off to it calling it gross and chess guy sez he too is royal

the pieces chick calls for help being carried around and chess guy grabs her head with his hand w/o arms like rayman but its carried away and eaten by the gloink queen and i think a gloink starts litching out

pomni runs from kaufmo and sees herself in the mirror looking f;d bt hides behind a monkwt barrel as the monkeys run out and 1 is f;d out by kaufmo

she fids an exit and goes in it and its a room with another exit door that loops to smilar but different rooms and re exir door disintegrates

gloin queen sez she has to make everythng into gloinks link the commies wanting everone to be commie or athiests attacking anything not like them

then kaufmo falls through the ceiling and nails the glionk queen who's red and yellow like the regess in robotech and spits and/or poops out the pieces chick as kaunfo beats on it

they take an escalator thats off to the side to get out and wonder where pomni is, as pomni goes through an endless thing of doors and rooms until se seez  a computer thats off, snaps and runs back througj it laughing for a bit

she gets ti the void after the last door and it does 2001 a space odyssey refs and in a restaurant cane gets a watch aleart and sees someones in the void and will be spoiled

he instant translocations to her, then back to the crcus and sees its all f'd and the guys tell him kaufmo abstracted so he sends kaufmo to the cellar with what looks like other abstracted ones in a cosnic horror under realm

caine snaps his finges and fies doll and caine sez sorry for lying of the exit anddidnt finish it as he didnt know what to put on the other side

as they beat the glionk qeen they won and they get a digital meal but digital food only gives the sensation of eating as they dont need to eat and the ep ends witha zoom on a cracking pomni, then a zoom out to the crcs, then void, then the computer that was off inthat part pomni reavhed, then tile to epic music

then credits of 2d cartoon animated style characters and graphics like a 2010s game

the end

That was cool

A bright colorful cgi style like in the 90s, but cleaner and smoother with higher tech

a dark story with charem and hidden by bright colors and charisma, like Starship Troopers

Great acting and fun jokes and each character had a well defined personality that fit te looks

Its based on I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream and I never read that nor played the game, but from what I heard of it, seems like a good adaptation homage

i notice the chicks take physical comedy too, its not only the guys getting a boxing glove to the face or slammed around like hulk on loki, pretty cool as most shows queer outta chicks taking damage and only do it to dudes cuz the writers fear the feminists

The show is fun and libley and has good energy and live and is a nice pg time

I'm glad my homie reccomended this to me, its like a 90s show we had when TV was good

For The Amazing Digital Circus II I want a new character to arrive and has an ability to resist the effects of the heasset from having psychic powers, but caine tries to break him and he feeds off caines powrr and digivolves into a scorpion creature that battles caine until the other members of the cirvus give him ki and he beats cains, which makes the digital circuz disintegrate amd they get back to their lives and find only a few mins has gone by as computer time is on a faster rate. Then the go to find each oher to reunite and share bonds. Also its a 16 bit fighting game on Sega Genesis, SZnes, GBA, TG16, and Atari Jaguar where you play as Prerendered characters ad battle copies of the characters in the circus and the boss is cane with various magics.

Gold Of The Seven Saints Review

Note: I spell almost Saint like Seiya

Gold Of The Seven Saints

This is my revirw on Gold Of The Seven Saints from the distnat future year toWW2 Hero Shiro Ishii of 1961 (70 years before the invid took over Earth in Rootech and Tranaformers Battlestars The Return Of Conoy)

its based on a book Desert Guns by Steve Frazee that I never read and was directed by Gordon Douglas who did Them!/The Big Land

It sars Clint Walker from  The Ten Commandments/The Night of the Grizzly/The Dirty Dozen/More Dead Than Alive/Small Soldiers, Roger Moore from The Wild Geese, Chill Wills from Meet Me in St. Louis/The Yearling/Tulsa/The Sundowners/Giant/The Alamo/McLintock!/The Westerner, Gene Evans from Ace in the Hole/The Giant Behemoth(that one s-cked)/Shock Corridor/The Alamo: 13 Days to Glory/M*A*S*H/The Shado Raiders, Roberto Contreras from The Beast of Hollow Mountain/The Black Scorpion/Scarface, Nestor Paiva from The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Santa Fe Trail/The Southerner/Mighty Joe Young/Rope of Sand/Creature from the Black Lagoon/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Atlantis, the Lost Continent/the cr-ppy remake of The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse/Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter, Christopher Dark from How the West Was Won, Lalo Rios from Touch of Evil, Vito Scotti from the 60s Batman/ the 60s The Twilight Zone/Gilligan's Island/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Aristocats/The Godfather 001, and a buncha guys i nmevr saw in anything and/or anit in back door, candy a55, sodom bottom, aids bag, footy booty, banana crammer, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, spviet wikipeida.

I never saw this but there seems to be a lot of.. ITALIANOES!! in it. But most of my droogs are...EL ITALIANO!!!!

also its like 88 mins and 2 hours on Grit with over half an hour of adds

so afrer ttle and credits to super widescreen with black bars on a wide screen tv and good b/w fipming, this guy on a horses a5 comes in to a tight i mena night town and goes to a horse barn but is caught at gunpoint by a mexico

he sez he wanted to pay and gives the mexico money and a gld thing and gets to have da horse but as he leaves the mexico is gonna  fk him, buta guy stops him and finds the thing he gave meixco was a gold chunk

later in the mad max violence jack hokuto no ken wastelands we see alpha male Clint Walker with his firearm andhe welcomes back roger moore who he said he'd steal it but the guy moore not michael moore the commie maruta  reveals he had to pay and used his gold

Clint is malcontent over this and thinks the guys are comming tio get da gold and they gotta book it and its revealed they accidentally found the gold

they travel and roger sings and is kinda scottish or something and i hope not an irishman like kathleen kennedy or trudeau or ba rock or bi den

so Clint has been aroudn the area and roger is more new and they talk of an encounter with indians and he might've b0ned one, but now they might have good times like not having to o trapping or having a house to live in and having chicks

dont talk of the futute, thats a deth note!

so Clint sees a buncha White Men comming as indians travel in different formations and they book it and roger whiles of the hilly lands as he's used to soviet ireland with the sub human animals devolving into borderline apes from inbreeding and daemon worship

roore sings and seems happy and they ar eon smooth grond and later he stops as the ground is too flat and its too hot and they're leaving tracks and they gotta get to Seven Saints but its 10 miles prowler to the next water anus nhole

at da hole its dry and they go on and the thing about seven saints is its like saint seiya and th 7 stars: star wars star trek stargate starcraft fist of the north star battlestar galactica and sailor moon sailor stars

so they go through a dust stormand theres a swarm of other card i mean cars i mean horses chasing em but later roger stops to take a rrest as he's an irish and Clint is higher evolved as an American

They drink water and not pop cu this is like the slavery days or w/e and would give up the gold for water and drink off their water like a 2020s msuic girl drinking spurm

they go on and see the guys chasing em behind and go on to a rock formation with water and drink and hide but need someone to stand guard and watch, so they lay a knife throwing game like Yugioh where da boyz throw knives inot a sand circle and lint wins

Roger is disgruntled over having to stand guard 1st and offers to pay Clint from his share for getting 1st sleep and Clint gets 8 ounces of gold for a sleep

clint sees guys poking around and wakes oger who calls out and they fire on him andtey shoot a bit and talk overthey guys wanting to take their gold which is stealing and theres a commandment against and the chasers claim to have water with em

Clint thinks the badds might make a movie after the sun goes and when its clearly day andtinted to look darker the chasers swarm in and guzzle water like california guys like spurm and think the heroes booked it

so the heroes have 1 horse fd out and the gotta move the gold to other horses and walk with em but they get tired and decide to hide it and return later with fake gold on the horses packs

roomre sez that Clint dont need him but he meeds clink but clint sez he'd not betray him and they continue their ourney to the west

they come to a rcky ara but wanna double back but the chaswrs come for em and they flee to the rock area

the badds wanna deal with em to takre their gold and a guy sneaked behind em and fired on em but i think clin t wastes him but roger was capped

the clint j fks the bad guys and wait its anothr guy in an oiver twist hat and coat and the badds flee

the guy in a top hat like the Monopoly guy comes down andsez hes wilform gates, like will gates, like back door biIIy, and he's a dr, which means hes gonna sterlize em and devolve em into daemons

he tends to roger andsez he dont like having a gun aimed at him as the patient might scream and make the gumnam fire on him but clint thinks bimmy might be up to something

after removng a bullet they stop for the night and bimmy sez they'd not make to to seen Saints as roger might not survive the horseride andthey talk about their cr-p and bimmy sez he kows they berried the gld

he puls a gun on Clint and sez he was a dr after getting good with a gun and finds bsdds dont know he berried it but bimmy knew as the bags flow in the wind like MD Geists head

he sides with em andtells em he followed em for it but dont know where the gold is and clint offrs him gold for helping him as he likes roger in a non sodomus way

later they go off on horse a55 and knock back a few and willis gstes has a number ofbottles wth him

they go through a vallley and all these orse a55 men come by the edges but its lead by a gat mexico who is Clints homie

mexicomie sez his droogs woman i pooping out a baby and is glad to see a Dr andthey go to this mexico area and send Dr to get the baby stuck in her a55 out

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg psssssssssssssssssssssssssst plop waaaaaaaaaaa

Clint has bags ofwhat might be gold and mexichub is interested in it and is jolly and they have a drnk andsay itsbeen 5 years since he wanted a house

this mexichick comes down and is glad to see her i mean clint and hes impressed by how she devreloped and so does roger moore

mexicub reveals shes his slave or msin or a chick he took in from the red guys andthey laugh and shes big in personality

se chades out the husband and the baby is pooped out successfully as the dr used snuff in the moms nose or babies or w/e

we're like 2/3rds through this and not much happened but its entertaning me

the kid is named afterthe guys and its guys names so the chivk might be a tomboy but nowadays wuld be msde to think she otta ut off her b00bs and womb

the mexicoes prepare a feast with a pig the vegas think was murderedand clint has a bath in a barrel with hos msnliness shown off but nt his foot long b0nar

mexichick scrbs his manly back and roger is disgruntled over bimmy poking into his back wound and pays him to not treat him as he eeiously looks at mexichick scrugging Clint

bimmy is gonna bleed him butrroger makes him not but at least hes not giving him a poison needle

rooger wants a bath with chivk but clint is gonna be a while and later they dance and husband's fat mexican wife runs off for husand checking out mexichick, even though mexicans often like really fat wien cuz they got the bigger butts

at dinner roger wants t buymexichick andbimmy objects unlike his descentand who is into much worse things and mexichick dont mind

later they drug i mena drunk and when they sleep fat mexichub comes into Clints room andwants to check the gold but clint is awake and mexichum sez hes checking to make sure its good

finding its rocks clint sez its berried and he can find it and mexichumcbum i mena shub wants to i eman chub comes out about anting to go get the gold with his men

then its revelaed that bandits stampedes the heard of cattle and when they go out they cant find the russtlers

when they get back the place was f'd and mexichick sez they took reoger and  the dr and has good acting like a real mexcio

cling goes after em in the sand storem area and the badds have bimmy at knifepojt and when he mouths off atem he gets shanked like its a prison ovie or 2020s high school

roger mouths off t em and they start cutting off his fingers one at a time whith him swearing at em each cut

jk really they get indian hide and tie it around is body and leve him in the sun for i to shrink and cut through him as he's tied apread out and they taunt him with how they swam in the river

he grits his perfect teeth despite being a birt and in the 1800s and Clint comes by and berries bimmy as he had good in him unlike the other one of him and catches the badds at gunpoint but the main bad guy has roger with a gun to his hed and sez stop o i blow his head off

clnt says "go ahead, and you'll be following him to h-ll after!"

jk really Clint surrenters and agrees to be taken to the gold and had roger cut free

clint takes him there and they go to move the rock butits too heavy for 1 amn, but bad guy dont care and makes him do it alone

the rock crushes bad guys leg and the heroes take the gold and leave him some saying "die rich" but the mexicoes cap him and  offer to bring em overto seve Saints butn they turn him down and the mexicoes want them to leave the gold

the heroes book it and the mexicos chase em across the h-llscape and cross the iver but lose the gold and the gold horse  went off and he tells em to get the gold form the river

the mexicoes dont care nd say they are friends again and invite em to his mexicabin and rides off

the heroes say at least they got their traps left and return to regular life seeing money kinda fd em up and sing together and ride off

the end

That was pretty good

Nice filming style like a 50s film

Good music and writing

The acting worked and it has good pacing

It don't feel as long as it is and not much happens but it holds my interest

Kinda like Alien 1

I kinda knew they'd not get the gold but didn't know tey'd live

Clint is good and roger does a good job

The mexcan chic is expressive and the dr is pretty good with the bad guy being good at being bad

the leaving him with his leg trapped was like mad max 001 with the saw thing

Its a cool film and I enjoyed it

For Gold Of The Seven Saints 2 I want the 2 guys to have caught a bird man in a trap and its hunting em as they try to get to where a town with a military fort is to take it out, with them fightng it off with improvised weapons and traps and the environment. Also its a 128 bit game like Zelda Tears of the Kingdom but on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 with you as 1 guy and the other guy is computer cotrolled and finding and making things out of things on the ground and when you get to the Fort you have a defence level like the 128 bit Lord of the Rings games.

The Raid Review

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The Raid

This is my review on The Raid from the ditant future year to J E B Stewart of 1954 (30 years before Transforetrs G1)

Its directed by Hugo Fregonese who did nothing I saw

It datrs Van Heflin from Santa Fe Trail/the 40s The Three Musketeers/Madame Bovary/Tomahawk/Shane/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Airport, mrs mel brooks Anne Bancroft from The Miracle Worker/The Graduate/Blazing Saddles/The Elephant Man/Dracula: Dead and Loving It/G.I. Jane/Antz/The Simpsons, Richard Boone from The Robe/The Tall T/The Alamo/Hombre/Big Jake, the child sacrificing Lee Marvin from Bad Day at Black Rock/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/The Dirty Dozen/Death Hunt/60s The Twilight Zone, Peter Graves from the 50s Angels in the Outfield/The Night of the Hunter/It Conquered the World/Airplane!/Airplane II: The Sequel/Addams Family Values/da 0s House on Haunted Hill/Men in BI ack II/American Dad!/WordGirl/The Ballad of Josie, Paul Cavanagh from Madame Bovary/Plymouth Adventure, Will Wright from Saboteur/Bambi/Scarlet Street/the 40s Little Women/Adam's Rib/the 50s No Way Out/The Man with the Golden Arm/Leave It to Beaver/Dennis the Menace/Inherit the Wind/The Andy Griffith Show/Mr. Ed/60s Cape Fear, James Best from Forbidden Planet/The Killer Shrews/Cast a Long Shadow/The Rifleman/the 60s The Twilight Zone/Firecreek, John Dierkes from The Thing from Another World/The Red Badge of Courage/Plymouth Adventure/Shane/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Touch of Evil/The Alamo/One-Eyed Jacks/X: The Man with the X-ray Eyes/The Omega Man, Helen Ford from A Clockwork Orange, Ed Wood Jr's woman Dolores Fuller from Glen or Glenda and some guys I never saw or aint on back door, candy a55, aids bag, sodom bottom, frooty booty, banana crammer, gender offender, wiener cleaner wikipedia

I never saw this b4 but its 83 mins and 2 hours on Grit with Adds

huh, it used the same filming things as The Andy Griffith Show

after title and credits and logos to dramatic music is proper fullscreen and color we get a trtue story of 1864 and a union pow camp in soviet new york by the soviet canadian border

these Honorable Confederates have made a bassage under the floor boards and while the gaurds are parrolling other areas and 1 guy chooses to stay behind to be b0ned by yankees

the confederates sneak out and take out the guards and get guns and use rope to take down a yankee, but leemarvin hopens fire on the guard asking if he needs help and the group is fired on and 1 was hit

they escape and hed for candy a55 canada to man it upwith bada55 confederate evolving them with their higher dna

the capped guy cant stop bleeding and they leave him with a firearm to hold off the yankee hunters

a dog comes by and hes nice to it and when the yankees come by he opens fire and sacrifices himself so his homies can escape

so later main guy comes by train to vermont and is in a suit and hat and stops by a station and sees a 1 legged unionite drop a bag and didnt help him

he sees captures Confederate items auctioned off at a bazaar, which is stolen, and he fakes being canadian like self hating americans do in the 00s as they/them dont like being Free

he stops by a guys place and sez hes from soiet french canada and a guy sez he's clever being neutral and gets cotton from Southerners and guns from uninites

he hears of rebel prisoners who broke otu days ago and 1 got 10 bullets and the rest were at large and the news sez sherman is destroying the South, which nowadays we'd call war crimes with attacing civilians and looting and raeping

so main guy goes by this place to stay and theres a lot of confederate hate and union love which is like being a Pole in the ussr, another union

he meets the wife of an iced soldier andher africanized worker or butler or indentured servant and latefr as he writes a thing, some kids come in andwere playing war to save soldieres captured by Southerners

he tells em he's canadian and the kids argue over whos dad iced more southerners and he has a smoke. the kids leave and say captain foster like the guy fron ninja gaiden ws the biggest hero and has 1 hand

they have dinner with him and oster is b--chy over canadians helping the southe and bad guys and main guy has this kid show him around the next day

also the guy who stayed behind is probably getting a broom up the a55 by yankee degenerates

wait, main guy is being showen aroudnn on a horse drawn cart by mel brooks woman andsees a strong from one of the best that the lwners left after 2 kids got iced in getteysberg

we're half an hour in and that felt like nothing

so in french land of soviet canada the escaped confederates plan their attack and to blow a bridge to escape after jacking a few banks and burning down areas for the confederacy to draw their resources and give Robert E Lee Sama relief

back door lee marvel isnt assigned to go on the mission as he's a loose cannon and he vows to do better this time so main guy sez he'd think of it

1 guy has a thick southern accent and fakes being canadian to practice but is told not to, as he's been canadian sicne confedration, go confederacy

the southerners go around the town and lee marvel sees the auction of stolev confederate items, which nowadays THEY make people who buy confederate merch seem "bad" as TEY don't like the south or George Washington for owning slaves, but are ok with the indians, mongolians, turks, africans, and red men owning slaves

some southenrs are selling cr-p in th street and the cops tell em to go as there's laws against that, but mrs brooks wins the law over to let em peddel house to house

later its night and they are testing fire grenades like in Ghosts N Goblins and go over their inventory and plan on what to do about the plan and the attack

lee wants to burn the yankee homes as the yankees iced his woman and torched his home and main guy sez they dont got time and they dont wanna sink to their level and lee man parts dont care as hes bitter and hurt

later its dinner and the kid uses the tern blue nose and mom is shocked at that language and main guy sez he said it and the kid heard it as it means stubborn

after main guys leaves 1 arm foster wants her to not be with mai guy and she sez dont be a blue nose, which is like the n word back then i think

in his room main guy isgetting on his confederate uniform to ready the attack and writes a note but a parade playing Glory Glory Galeluja comes by and i think its the yankees coming for the protoculture matrix, wait thats the robotech masters

main guy gets out by horse cart andwarns the lee and other guy not to go and drive arund with a cart of cnfederatesand calls off the attack

he talks with the soldiers and hears theyll be gone monday am and gives em cigars and sez hes only got hardware in hs cart

lee wants to attack and take out the platoons with not charlie sheen and tony todd and johnny depp and main guy sez dont and lee sez he's yellow

main guy comes back to his hotel and a guy comes by and sez lee is off on a bender and whines about wanting to wipe out the platoons  and thinks he's arnold or stallone or segal

main guy goes to the bazaar and is almost roped into working there but sez he has an appointment and esapes with them thinking hes rude and he goes out looking for lee

at night theres a dance like in gonw with the wind and its for the soldiers and vets andmain guy is asked for a cigar and he goes in the dance thinking lee wont try it here

he dances with the chick and sez sorry for being rude as they thought he was canadian and they wee bad, but rally its only the frenchies who are less evived and rude and b--chy and malcontent and awful and hootering for a neutering

he talks with chick about the war to chick and she rags on the south and sez they'd burn them to the ground if they had the chance and hates on them as she was brainwashed by yankee propaganda like the beta males hating Trump

bank guy he sez he had an appointment with him and he sez he thought it was monday and they make it monday as chick sez banker is shrewed and he sez he might take all bankers money in classy 50s dialogue and wit

at the auction theres a bidding war for an item and foster ants it but main guy outbids him but chik outbids him for it and he leaves to find lee beat a yankee straight to h e double england and  they got him

main guy sez to get the cr-pp utta the hotel and at chicks place he wants to pay her for the flag and he reveals he wasnt a hero and fell under a wheel on purpose to get outta the fighting and accidentally f'd his arm off worse than he wanted

on sunday octoebr 18, which is jean claude van damme and lee harvey oswalds b day, they wake up and find lee marvin escaped with a few bottles of fire grenades

main guy sez he cant go to church and kid dont wanna and he goe sto church as decent people do it and they go to church like good Americans as he sees he needs t vitiman C H U R C H

the priest talks and lee marven comes inall disgrunteld and late and  th priest sez how rebellion is bad even though George Washington and Thomas Jefferson reblled and started America, and how he thinks The Lord prefers the union and the south might go to h e doubel africa

lee wiggs out and pulls a gun but main gu caps him andthey search his pcokets andfigure out hes a confederate and say to check the hotel he was in with another guy as the peopel cheer him on for capping a confderate and he's conflicted as hes doing what he hates the north for doin

in the farm house main guy sez he knew lee marvin gay was wa risk and they attack on schedual and reassigns thepositions and the town he goes back to gives him a deed to the farm and ants to invite him to things and welcome him with kindness

foster wanta to give him the flag but he sez no and later hes in confederate uniform and the ki comes i  the window and he hides and kid sees the door is locked and looks and finds him andis busted uo over him in southern gear

he tries to explain it but kid thinks hes a spy and kid runs to his mom and she sees him in uniform and kidruns out to the cavalry

the people gather in the square and the confederates come out and take over the town and use fire grenades and make a guy undo the safe to get the loot

foster caps a guy putting up a confederate flag and and snipers at guys like harambe or an idishman who b0nes a lot of innocents deserves and 2 confederates get around and fire on him

main guy got a shot in the arm and the confederatesmake 1 guy swear to serve the confederacy at gunpojtn like its a vaccine and now its not steaing but a patriotic contribution and the confederates fire attack the bank

main guy tells foster tomach the civilians away and foster tells em not to do so and main guy sez he'd cap foster so chick sends the guys on and sez to do it for her and they leave

main guy sends his men out and tells the cvilians to sit in th road andthe confederates leavemain guy and another southern big dipper holy fist stay and when the yankees arrive they open fire and use fire grenandes on the wagons in the road and book it

the unionutes are chasing em and boy is there and bummed but not like guts in berserk and the 2 confeserates escape and blow the bridge with fire things and  getta way

chick reads a note frommain guy saying "they bruend down something and maybe youcan understand and forgive me for that?" and she thinks and he rides off

the end

that was pretty good

nice acting and music and the filming was good

nive themes of conflict and revenge and how he did to innocets what was done to his innocents

kinda like Hiroshima or the soviets b0ning all those German women in WW2 woc with out consent

I was surprized he didn't get penalized for his bank robbing and attack as the Hayes Code says all crimes must be punished

but the girl was not with him at the end and he had regret

it showed how revnge againat the innocent only causes harm and getting wat ou want isnt always good 

It goes by a a good pace and doesn't drag and hs good flow and it don't feel long

it holds up and is based on actual events

For The Raid 2 I want it to be 10 years later and the boy goes on a trip to canada to avenge his town thinking the guy betrayed hin, but after catcing hm to bring back to town, they get atacked by a pack of sasquatch and they gotta work together to escape, and learn about how the south wasn't evil and his regret for it, and after saving each other, they part on good terms. Its also a 16 bit Run N Gun on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar, and GBA where 1 guy is the teen and the other is the Confederate and you also fight moose and blow em apart to eat the meat to refill life and go to the Sasquatch Realm to fight this machine the sasquatch work for made by fallen angels.

True Grit Review

 Note: I spell like alpha males otta

True Grit

this is ore samma no review on True Grit from the distant future year to Erich Von Stroheim of 1969 (40 yars befoe the 2nd Robotech WAr and maybe Transfotmers Zone)

Its difrdved by Henry Hathaway who did How the West Was Won

It stars Elite Alpha Male John Wayne from Bardelys the Magnificent\the 28 Noah's Ark\the 30s The Three Musketeers\Blue Steel\Stagecoach\Angel and the Badman\Red River\Fort Apache\The Quiet Man\\Hondo\The Searchers\The Alamo\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\McLintock!\The Greatest Story Ever Told\The Green Berets\Chisum\Big Jake\Cahill U.S. Marshal\Star Wars the 77 one/The Lucky Texan, Glen Campbell from Rock-a-Doodle, Kim Darby from Teen Wolf Too/ Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers/Star Trek, Robert Duvall from To Kill a Mockingbird/M*A*S*H the movie/THX 1138/The Godfather/The Godfather Part II/The Eagle Has Landed/Apocalypse Now/Geronimo: An American Legend/Deep Impact/The 6th Day/John Q./The Twilight Zone, Dennis Hopper from Rebel Without a Cause/The Story of Mankind/Cool Hand Luke/Hang 'Em High/Easy Ride/Apocalypse Now/The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2/Hoosiers/Super Mario Bros./Waterworld/The Crow: Wicked Prayer/Land of the Dead/the 60s The Twilight Zone/King of the Hill, Alfred Ryder from  T-Men/60s  Star Trek, Strother Martin from The Red Badge of Courage/A Star is Born/The Black Whip/Black Patch/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/McLintock!/Cool Hand Luke/Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Hannie Caulder/The Twilight Zone, Jeff Corey from Spider-Man: The Animated Series/1960s Star Trek\Little House on the Prairie/Fist of the North Star the 80sa movie/Conan the Destroyer\The Wild Geese\Oh, G=d! 01//Little Big Man\Beneath the Planet of the Apes\Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid\In Cold Blood\Miracle on 34th Street/Red Mountain, Ron Soble from Chisum/Deuce Bigalow 1/60s Star Trek, John Fiedler from The Ballad Of Josie\Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day\70s Robin Hood\Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too\The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh\The Fox and the Hound\Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore\The Emperor's New Groove\The Twilight Zone\Dennis the Menace\My Favorite Martian\60s Star Trek\The Rockford Files\The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh\Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too\The Book of Pooh\House of Mouse/12 angry men, James Westerfield fromOn The Waterfront/Three Hours to Kill/The Violent Men/The Plunderers/Birdman of Alcatraz/Hang 'Em High, John Doucette from Outpost in Morocco/The Texas Rangers/The Robe/River of No Return/Destry/The Big Land/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/Patton/Big Jake, Donald Woods from A Tale of Two Cities/The Black Doll/13 Ghosts, Edith Atwater from The Body Snatcher/Mr. Sardonicus/Strait-Jacket/The Rockford Files, Carlos Rivas from The Beast of Hollow Mountain/The Black Scorpion, Hom Wing Gim from The Good Earth/McLintock!, John Pickard from White Heat/Frenchie/The Lawless Breed/Arrowhead/The Black Whip/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Chisum, Elizabeth Harrower from Plymouth Adventure/the cr-ppy 5o0s remake of Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse/60s Batman/Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Ken Renard from Exorcist II: The Heretic/Pete's Dragon, Hank Worden from Stagecoach/Angel and the Badman/Red River/The Quiet Man/The Searchers/The Alamo/McLintock!/Chisum/Big Jake/Cahill U.S. Marshal/The Californian/Beyond Tomorrow/Jack London/Duel in the Sun/Frenchie/The Lawless Breed/The Indian Fighter/Bullwhip/One-Eyed Jacks/The Music Man/Smokey and the Bandit/Every Which Way But Loose/The Ice Pirates, Wilford Brimley from The China Syndrome/The Thing/Cocoon 01/Seinfeld/hard targer, Myron Healey from The Texas Rangers/The First Texan/The Shakiest Gun in the West/apavhe territory, Boyd "Red" Morgan frpm Blazing Saddles/Foxy Brown, James McEachin from Stuart Randall from Tomahawk/The Ten Commandments/Taggart, Connie Sawyer from Oh, G=d!/Dumb and Dumber/Pineapple Express/The Office, Jay Silverheels from Kit Carson\Key Largo/Saskatchewan, Max Wagner from The Grapes of Wrath/It's a Wonderful Life/Mighty Joe Young/Frenchie/East of Eden/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/To Kill a Mockingbird/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Law of the Lawless/Hang 'Em High/Rosemary's Baby/Young Frankenstein, Guy Wilkerson from Gone with the Wind/Sergeant York/Abilene Town/Duel in the Sun/Red River/The Plunderers/Santa Fe/Along the Great Divide/The Red Badge of Courage/Cowboy/Seven Ways from Sundown/To Kill a Mockingbird/da 60z Twilight Zone, and a lot of people i never saw or aint on back door, candy a55, soviet, banana crammer, aids bag, frooty booty, sodom bottom, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia

i never saw this but it got Wanye the oscar for best actor and is based on a book i never read

after titla and credits to a song of a girl getting better one day in ewidescreen and color this guy is going on a mission and his woman wants him to go by train and his duaghter looks like a boy

she gives him money for buying texas ponies andsez his gun isn't good but he thinks it'll be ok and he'd be right bck in scream 1

daughter dont like the guy dads going with and dad helped him live in a tool shed with holes in the a55 and when its night, the bad guy is drunk and blows out the dad with a shotgun cuz dad didnt want him to try to win back his poker money when drunk

imagine if he got him in the head and blew it apart?

so kid goes to the under taker and not the wwf guy and hes gone to a hanging and her afciacnized friend wants to see it too and kid sez shewont tell mom

lots of people showed up for the hanging as they didnt have sailor moon back thenand its either this or a cockfight

the judge watches the hangings from his balcony and is a yankee who wont hang his own kind and they drop the guy whowas there

after seeing the body she goes to look inot the killer and finds hes in indian territody and gets his description and she sez he got a black mark from a gun thing and the powder got in his skin

cuz hes in indian territiry the sherrif cant get him as he dont govern it like lincon no owning the south in 63 when he declared the slaves in the south were free and it did nothing

girl gets her dads gun and goes to see rooster cogburn to see if he got the guy who iced her dad as he's bringing in prisoners but he goes in his man cave and shes gonan wait outside

a guy sez hes gonna be testifying tomorrow and wont come ut andshe goes to eat at this placeto eat and glenn campbell comes in to eat and when he asks kid her name she goes to check her dads cr-p and he guessd her name

i guess they'll fall in love as she dont like him and its like sailor moon with serena being 14 and darian being a grown man with an apatment and going to college

kid asksof rooster ogburn and this lay sez hes a drunk and awful and gors ans she crys over her dads cr-p

later judge parker the ancester of peter parker from spider man and not peter puffer the steven universe spin off of a fat jyuuish youth who has asthma and goes around helping people discover their "real" gender, he has magical powers and raises his arms to blast glitter out his pits that when sprayed on people, reveals their "real" gender and they can identify with it. It a magical girl show but the girl is really  gay guy with b00bs from being a lardo. Also the Harmful Expectations Team Empire Rejecting Orientation (Or HETERO) ruined people by keeping them from being their "real" gender and seals them in personal cages that they walk around in and keeps em from being "happy" as well as gradually makes them attack others out of self hate and fear and spread evil. And ONLY by being turned by Peter Puffer can they be "free" and "happy"! Comming to Cartoon Network cuz they really got turned

rooster ied upand defence cross examines him and sez for the prosecution rooster said the guys attacke dhim and he capped em but ekpt 1 alive to pay and the defence whines of him shooting 12=1 guys to defence himself and icing em

degfence whjines more and reveals he iced 23 men in total in 4 years of being a marchall and  whines of him capping a guy whos arm went in the fire but rooster said the hogs moved it around

after an entetaining witness by john wayne that uses common sense against laywer tricks, he goes out and gets his firearm as kid follows and treis toget him to hunt down the killer and had a colt dragoon and rooster is amazed she has 1 and dont think she can handle it

chick did her research and offers 50$ which was a lot in the distant future year to King David of 1880 and 150 years befroe Transformers Zone maybe and that the kiler is with a guy rooster shot in the lip and they go to a chnese guy andshe is amazed h can use chopsticks

rooster eats with his hands like a caveman and girl dont drink coffee butlikes buttermilk and rooster has a swig from a jug and later theyplay cards and when chinses guy goes up for customers, wayne caps the rat andgirl throws it outside and tells off the cat for letting it aroudn

rooster said he had na rat writ and ordered it to leave and capped it and then whnes abouthow the lawyers are making it hard for him as you cant reason with a rat and gotta either ignore em or cap em, and implies the criminals are rats like the punisher or the guy from riki-oh

girl goes off as roosrter is drunk and goes off to the place she ate andglenn reveals the guy who iced her dad was wanted under his real name for wacking a senator or w/e and they see he knows the guy and  rooster knows the land and they bicker over his being a texas guy and her being b--chy and he said he found her hot but might beat on her for b--chiness

the next day chick whines to a guy about these ponys dad wanted and wins him over by sayin she has a strong lawyer which is a great evil and she wants money and an exchange of goodzas and items and dispute over the saddle and she gets a few hundred dollars

she goes to rooster who she is surpirzed to be in bed at 10 am and not sick and shoes him the moneyand wants togo with em but rooster thinks she's not man enough for it

she writes a contract and gives him 25$ and will give him 25$ when they leave and more when its done and rooster goes to meet an indian guide for instruction andchick goes to see a big black horse and has a nice moment

she goes to the guy she got the money from and ants to pay 10$ for it but was paid 25 a head for it and when talking of rooster sez he's got Grit and he sez roosters a thumber which i think means he might b0ne her

after paying 12$ for the poney with shoes added she goes to rooster and he's talking with glenn and she dont want glenn and glenn sez hes paid 500 plus other things for reward by the gov and she dont want him executed for the senator and  only for her dad, even though the senators fam don care about him hanging for her dad and both are equal

after squabbling over glenn not wanting her along she wants her money back and rooster sed he spent it and sez she'd get a lawyer and runs out like a b==ch

so the 2 guys go out masculinly and get to a ferry and chick is therethey say shes a runaway and haveher taken back but she gets on her hrose and floors it as the guys are puled across the lake or river or w/e

she rides the horses a55 throguh the water andwayne sez she reminds him of him and after crossing the river the guys try to get away but he chases and eventually glenn gets on top of her and hammers her a55 with a switch as punishment but not in a b0ning way

rooster pulls agun on him for enjoying it too much and they go off togetehr

we're almost half in and we only left the main town, it this were an rpg it would all be text and missions like in shadowrun on genesis delivering pakages

so they stop and fget int=fo on guys seen with the target and go off andthough tall grass and i should note that the director was assistant ditector on the 20s the ten commandments and i like his work

they stop for water and chat about their differences andlaugh and when they start tobcker she plays the story of midnight caller and gets rooster to have a drink.

glen goes out and caps a bird like it an irishman on a grassy gnoll and they head for a dugout for the night that rooster knows but theres peoplein it already and i guess its like a hotel or air b and b and people use it

rooster sends glenn who plays a frenchie but is higher evolved that one of those tings to go up and put a cloth on the chimpey's a55 and smoke em out and rooster fires on the cabin

he sez theres 5 marshalls out and he'd dump coal pil in the chimney andshred em on escape from the city and these 2 uys come out and glen disarms 1 of a knife but puts it by his hand as hes french

glen cuffs em and 1 was nailed in the leg and he grills em on ned pepper a guy with a shot lip and sez he'd have em sent to jail and the leg wound will mean amputation but if they talk he'd get him fixed up

chick sez they got horses extra and they got other guys comming and rooster has em carve the bird and when chick talks with em, 1 of em spazzes out ans when the leg man freaks out, thomas jefferson carver snaps and shanks hi  ith the carver and rooster caps him

theres no blood wounds as this is pg and in the 60s and  he tells em info and bites it and they dispose of the remains

then its night but tinted day to look it and clearly day and they dispute how to catch em as rooster wants to open fire as they run out and glenn and chick want him alive

chick wants to help fight and not be left out and gets a revolver but rooster thinks she'd shoot her own foort off, like yer shoot yer eye out in a chrstiamn story

they prepare for the thing and rooster keeps 1 chamber empty so he dont shoot his foor off and she dont want food as it had blood on it and they talk of how he lost his eye in the war and had a woman and she left him and took his spazzy son who didnt like him

she rides him on taking a dead guys thing or w/e and sez how he rode a horse with steering with reigns in his teeth and  both hands firing and he dont got family

also this is 128 mins or 2 hours 7 i mean 8 mins and is 3 hours on grit with adds, but we're almost2 hours in and it goes byat a good pace and dont feel it

the bads come by and call for the guys in there and fire in the air to wake em up not knowing they dead and glenn opens fire and rooster has to fire on em and the baddz scatter

1 pulls a hit guy off a horse and jacks it and books it and  chick is shocked the guy bit it and the escaped guy didnt look back and glenn sez he heard th 1st shot and though ti was rooster

chick is shocked 1 of the iced is a boy not much more than her and rooster sez he knows where they are going  and they go off and talk about the war and rooster dont like glenns words of the soldiers in it

chick thinks ned pepper iced guys on purpose and roosetr sez he dont ice men for no reason and they go to a station or farm or w/e and ask about ned pepper and wanna know of a guy with the black mark on his face and get info

they tell the guys there to put the falled in the ground and 1 works on glens hand and is told to wash up even though hes not gonna eat the hand as he dont know of the theorys of alleged germs

the town guys check the bodies and finds the youth is a good boy from a good family and rooster is gonna send him to his fam and chick offers to send word or something to the guys brother

glenn capped neds horse and roosetr rides his a55 over it and rooster wants to ride out on his own to get the killer but chick whines and is firm like a d0ng in the butt and they go off together

they go on a rooster is drunk and falls outt his horse and blames his horse and cant get ip and they camp there as rooster has more booze and tells of a guy with a 21 foot tapeworm and complains about women not being generous and how men otta not work for women

chick goes to get water and falls down a hill and is caughtby the guy who iced her dad is there and tells her off as she pulls her oversized gun like death wish 4 or angel cop or mcbain and she sez theres 50 soldiers after him

he tells her how to cock the gun and she b--ches out and fires and nails him in the lower torso and he se his rib is f'd and didnt think she'd actually fire(f==kin dumba55) its like those soldiers who gave a chimp a firearm and laughed, then it pened fire on em and they scattered like bugs when the light comes on

the guys come hearing the gunshot and badguy grabs her and b4 she said how he was treated good by dad and he iced her i mean him, but bad guy whines about cr-p happenong to him and bad guy catches her as she wasnt fast enough on the dra to cap him again with that cannon and back hanfs her a55and seems to be going to b0ne her

bad guys goons come by and rooster and texas ranger glenn come by and a gunfight comes out and ned gets the girl and gets her to say whos out there and he calls out to rooster to get out o he'd ice her

after talk rooster agrees to go back and he offered to have him go if he gives up the bad guy and the bads now have the girl and 1 of em is mentally devolved and makes bird sounds

ned pepper rbings her out to see if the good guys left and1 guy who was capped was and she tells him her story and offers to get him a lawyser and tells of the guys who got it an when she sees rooster leave, she b--ches at him

pepper like reed pepper in the cr-ppy a55 yugioh arc v sez they got 6 hours and gotta leave bad guy behind and tlls him not to harm her and they'd send hima horse later as he lost one

it seems he's taken roosters deal and bad guy sez he's gonna throw her in the snake pit like the 40s movie and this has rattlers and she throws hot water in his face and runs but he jumps on her and is probably gonna b0ne her dead

glenn aims at him ans sez to get offa her as i guess he wants a turn andsez rooster is bringin his i mean her horse over and rooster confronts thr gang and sez es taking him in our out

rooster rides in wi his reigns in his teeth andhave a joust 4 on 1 and takesem out with reed pepper having a f'd arm but roosters horse is on his leg and he cant reach his gun as reed nears him

texas hlenn jf ks him and rooster gets out and bad guy busts lenns head in with a rock and chick caps him up close with her big a55 gun and falls in the snae pit from recoil

she f'd her arm and theres a snake and indiana jones bones in there and rooster comes by, caps the bad guy and goes i to get her

he fires on the snake se's been beating with a stick and t bites her and rooster blows it out, then gets her up and she made him get her dads gun but leaves coims she waned and gets her up and her arm in a sling

glenn texas is dead from brain damage after helping em outa the pit and they leave him and floor it on her blzck horse butth horse f'd out and dies and still moves as rooster carries her and jacks a cart to get her toget treatment

later this wiener coes by and hes a lawyer and was gonna have him arrested but chick told of his exoloits and  gies him a reward for saving her and wants him to bring her home

so they go back to hr farm and shes got a grave planned for rooster as he is like family to her and he accept then jumps a fence to show he's still got it and it ends with rooster being awesome

the end

thart was quite good

nice flow and no drag and it goes by at a good pace

it don't feel like 3 hours and you ain't wanting it to get to the end, but enjoy the journey

good acting and nice writing with wit and manliness and common sense tht might as well be a super power today as THEY are devokving the people into candya55es

I didn't expect it to go that way and kinda thought texas and chick would fall in love but i guess its doing the robotech thing of icing him

good filming and action but much of it is a journey like lord of the rings with bursts of violence or drama

good charactwrs and john wayne does great in here being likable and bada55, but in a different way that we're used to

its a cool movie that holds up and is well made withnice music and  great style

For True Grit 2 I want the chick and rooster to team up to track down this sasquatch in indian land athat took someones baby and they gotta save it before they devolve it into a daemon. Also its a 16 bit run n gun on sega ganesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba with 1 player a s rooster and the other as the chick, who's now a female body builder and can handle the recoil on that huge gun, and they go around the human and sasquatch ralm to save the baby.

The Westerner Review

 Note: I spell el wst taro

The Westerner

This is my review on The Westerner from the distant future year to the right honorable john wilkes booth, of 1940 (70 years before robotech and transdformers japan sason 3)

its directed by William Wyler from i mean who did The Best Years of Our Lives/Roman Holiday/the 50s Ben-Hur

It stars Gary Cooper from The Eagle/the 20s Ben-Hur/Wings/The Texan/A Farewell to Arms/Alice in Wonderland/Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/Sergeant York/For Whom the Bell Tolls, Walter Brennan from The Racket/The Invisible Man/Bride of Frankenstein\Sergeant York\The North Star\How the West Was Won/At Gunpoint\Bad Day at Black Rock/Along the Great Divide, Forrest Tucker from Teh Yearling/Chisum, Harry Carey Jr from Red River/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/The Searchers/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Big Jake/The Shadow Riders/Gremlins 01/Mask/The Whales of August/Back to the Future, Part III/Little House on the Prairie/Warpath, Paul Hurst from The Cossacks/Island of Lost Souls/Queen Christina/Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/Gone with the Wind/The Ox Bow Incident/Jack London/Angel and the Badman, Chill Wills from Meet Me in St. Louis/The Yearling/Tulsa/The Sundowners/Giant/The Alamo/McLintock!, Lilian Bond from The Old Dark House/The Picture of Dorian Gray/The Big Trees, Dana Andrews from The Ox-Bow Incident /The North Star/Three Hours To Kill/The Twilight Zone/Kit Carson, Charles Halton from the 39 Jesse James/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/It's a Wonderful Life/the 50s A Star is Born, Trevor Bardette from Marie Antoinette/Valley of the Giants/Gone with the Wind/The Grapes of Wrath/Santa Fe Trail/The Big Sleep/T-Men/The Texas Rangers/Thunder Over the Plains/Destry, Tom Tyler from Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/Stagecoach/Gone with the Wind/The Grapes of Wrath/The Mummy's Hand/Red River/The Three Musketeers/Blood on the Moon/Samson and Delilah, Lucien Littlefield from Love Laughs at Andy Hardy/Uncle Toms Cabin/Trrent/The Sheik/The Cheat/The Cat And The Canary, Hank Bell from the dw griffith Abraham Lincoln/the 1935 Call of the Wild/Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/The Texans/The Ox-Bow Incident/Duel in the Sun, Charles Coleman from Fury/The Great Ziegfeld/Captains Courageous/the 30s A Christmas Carol/Jane Eyre/The Picture of Dorian Gray/A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, Heinie Conklin from The Circus/All Quiet on the Western Front/Soup to Nuts/the 35 Les Misérables/The Best Years of Our Lives/Santa Fe/the 50s A Star Is Born/Destry, and a few gys oin never saw in aything

I never saw this but its based onjudge roy bean but i know little of him

afater title and credits we gets text saying after the alleged civil war the pla ce was fd and a guy named judge roy bean which i assujem is related to sean bean or orson bean did cr-p as war was comming

then these cow handlers let the cows through a frnce and eat another guys corn so a gunfirght breaks out

my dad is amazed the guy shot a cow, even though we eat burgers every week, and i guess the 1800s had similar views as he's hung for shooting a stee like its india with less raepe and torture

so main guy who i think is bean who had a guy executed for cowicide gives a toast to a chick hes gay for and throws a guy ottaa his bar for not having seen the chic even though eh had the chance

so these guys bring in gary cooper and say he was on a guys horse and claim it was stolen and the guy played by gary cooper sez he's just wandering around the wasteland

a chick comes in and asks where this guy she likes is andhe reveals he strung him up and shey got laws against making fences here as he is the law lie judge dredd

thr horse owner sez its his horse and has it move its head to nod and when he's gonna string him up but chick sticks up for him and sez he didnt give em a chance and judge clears the courtroom for all except not her

the jury goes out and cooper has a drink with judge and the booze eats at the table and he reveals that hemet the actress that judge likes and wants to know if they b0ned

the jury is having a poker game and cooper gets along with bean ove rthe chick hes into and sez he's got a thing of her hair and judge wants it but cooper dont got it with him but with his stuff at el paso

bean was in the civil war and has a saber and  wants him to ride for the hair in 1-1.5 fortnights and he sez he'd never part with it for anything in the world

the jury comes back and finds him guilty but judge sez he talked wth him and found reasonable doubt as hes a freind of his waifu and suspends the sentence for a while

later cooper sezto a guy the guy owes him 60$ and gets slugged and they go outside and cooped beats him outand takes him money, then cooper sez he sol him the stolen horse

been caps him when horse guy pulls a gun and realises that guy stole the horse, takes his money for "fines" and strings up the body as they hang horse theives like in n=mutany on the bounty

bean and not mr bean gets along withcooper and they drink liquor and cooper akes up in ben with bean whos asleep and i might mean they b0ned when drunk

its true what they say, beer turns you queer! you have 1 too many, wake u with 20 guys!

so bean has an ace up his leeve and cooper getshis gun but beat stopped snoring for a bit and after bean wakes up he has coper jerk his neck and not his parts to crack em and dont remember him and cooper sez hes the guy who won the guys horse

So cooper asks horse if hes glad to be won fro the guy named chickenfoot and jerks the reigns to make it nod and rides out by many crosses of beans victims but bean chases him down and tackles him off his horse

bean sez he wants the bit of the idols hair and that they agreed over drinks and he sez hes going to soviet california to see the ocean and bean sez he cant go for being under sentence and lists a buncha bogus charges

cooper goes off on a horse and bean realizes bean stole his gun and elsewhere is the chick an people having a meeting andnot agreeing as the land is hard to manage with gunfights like in the slums of soviet california or the ghettoes of dtoilet

the men wanna have an uprising like 1776 or the confederates and chick thinks cooper guy i mean got strung up but sees him outside and he comes in and the guys are amazd he survived

the menfolk wanna get cooper n their side and make him a meal and want chick to hit on him and she finds he's a wanderer w/o a house and if he had a hosue it would be on wheels(an RV?) and she wants a place tat has a solid foundation

she offers to invite him to husk the corn as its fun and hits on him but he goes to bed and the next day chick goes on patroll in the cornfirlweds agaisnt the cows

they catch a guyand wait its another of their guy and he sez the guys went to town to lynch bean

a lot of awful people were involved in lynchings, like the murderers and m0 les ters who got strung up!

so cooper rides his hose to save him like Birth of a Nation andtells bean who thinks its nothing and can handle a trainload of lynchers

the lynchers come in and they see cooper wo se judge is out and 1 guy caps a door but bean comes out behind em from the other door and has cooper take their guns like gov slaves do

cooper also takes beans guns and i thinkhas another one and cooper wants em to drink togetehr but they dont wnna so coper sez the no fence laws f'd the gardeners but favored the cattlemen

in other areas the fences and non fences devolved into ruination and bean sez if they buld fences they otta also do coffins and pulls an gun and sends the men out, but gives em back their guns as he's not as bad as cany a55 england or australia or new zealand or other cesspools

cooper trys to get bean to see the cattle guys are f ing up the farmers and bean thinks it'll ruin the area with having fences, but w/o borsers, theres no owned land, only public property

coper sez he has the hair on him butdidnt give him it as he'd sting him up and bean agrees and cooper goes off to tell the mnhe got bean to agree to clear out te cattle and would ride with bean to make sure but this 1 guy fights cooper

cooper wins are i mean and is gonna go to cant a55 california and gets a clip o her hair and goes off in a nice moment

btw tis is in poper fullscreen and nice b/w with a good style like the wizard of oz in the non colored scenes and good msic and writing

so cooper talks with beam cannon fire of the chick hes ay for andthat se loves America and wants to go to Texas and he gives her i mean ban a the hair from the chick and it takes a while w/o words and good music, then fakes wanting to keep it and fakes reluctantly giving him it

the farmers give thanks to The Lord whoch THEY would not have in modern filma asTHEY worship other things and later, cooper talks with chick who wants to have a house with him on the land and cooper has a nice talk describing how what the house is like and her to him

they smooch andthen see the filds are on fire and the cattleguys are riding animals with flaming cr-p behind em dragged andtorching the crops, which is bad as not no one gets to eat

didnt sun tsu say, a tyrant will burn down a kingdom to rule the cinders? like the commies ruining places they own so the people dont rebell, like the maruta and soviets and brits

so cooper has the corn toen down by driving a horsewith a woo slab behind it through and driving it through the flames as tis house orbarn or w/e urns

chicks dad is down amd se gets guys to help him and thr p;lace burns down and later bean sez the chick hes gay for is comming and he celebtates wih the catle guys

chick has aservice for her da and vws to carry on and when cooper gets to town he sees the idol chick is comming and when he meets bean, thinks bean had something to do witj it butbean swears by his army cr-p he didnt do it

when cooper as him swear on the hair he admits he did it and thinks the farmers had it comming and would ruin the land and cooper throws away te booze

cooper goes to the fort and takes out a warrent against beam and becomes a marshall or w/e and 1 guy buys all the tickets to the show and i think it was for ban as the guy cut out a poster and its then in beans cafe or bar in the sega version

bean gets his confederate uniform on and rides in with the cattleguts thinking ots a trap and wants to go in to see the idol alone

bean want prvacy during the sow and i think in the real version was gonna b0ne her andhashis goons gard outside as he goes in an empty threatre and the band comes in and plays but when the curtain rises its gary cooper

he sez hes comming, for him, andthe band books it and bean dives as cooper jumps and they gunfight in the room like a boss fight and reload like house of the dead and sneak around and fire

bean sez to stand up and draw but as they get up bean falls as he was hit and has a death scene talking of seeing the chick lily like in wedding peach and cooper but nt lunk cooper from robotech sez he'd bring him to her and she wants him

he carrys him out but not im carry cuz hes not devolved andbean gets up and like roy fokker in robotech, walks out to the girl biting it and meets the real lily and bites it, proably going to h e double mexico as he did much evil

after the thing cooper gets roys saber like rick getting Roy'ds Veritech and later he'smarried to chick and the ruined land grows back like in Robotech after the Zentredi nuking and coper sez texas will be the biggest besy plsce in America, which kinda happened as Texas is the most America state and masculine.

But its 1880s and bean bit it in the 1900s in real life

The end

that was pretty good

nice classic look and feel

good action and muisc

the acting was good and alter did a great work being the bad guy but not hatan;e

he had chasrima and charm and even though he did bad, he wasn't the kinda guy you want skinned and rolled around in salt like that gender offender in x men

its a good movie and doesn't drag and has good floew and don't feel like 100 mins

For The Westerner 2 I want beans illegitimate son to come by and want revenge on cooper and send a swar of bandits to end em and all in the area, but cooper and his woman who's been training with a gun, go on a run and gun adventure capping em and taking on steapunk armored guys and cryptids and amish wizards to take on bean jr who's been surgically had animal parts grafter onto him for more poewr. its also a 16 bit run n gun game on sega genesis, snes, gba, tg16 and arati jaguar where you go through wild west areas like a mine and forest abd cave and hilltop andbeach and wasteland and cap all these guys.

Barbie Review

 Note; i spell like a doll

Barbie

This is ore samma no review of Barbie from the distant futue year to lilian gish of 2023 (the year of Robotech II The Sentinels)

its directal by Greta Gerwig who did nothing i saw

it stars Margot Robbie fr0m The Legend of Tarzan/Babylon, penly devolved Kate McKinnon from Saturday Night Live/The Magic School Bus Rides Again, Emma Mackey from Death on the Nile, Ana Cruz Kayne from Law & Order/Blue Bloods, partly good Ryan Gosling who sipports peta and is openly feminist despite allegedly being a man, from Remember the Titans/The Notebook/The Ides of March/La La Land/Blade Runner 2049/First Man/Are You Afraid of the Dark?/Goosebumps/The Adventures of Shirley Holmes/Breaker High/Young Hercules/Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/candy a55 Saturday Night Live, Simu Liu from Pacific Rim/Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings/Kim's Convenience/Corner Gas Animated/Saturday Night LiveC/elebrity Jeopardy!, openly sodomus Scott Evans from Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order, ningen uragiri maruta suki John Cena from Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery/The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age SmackDown!/Fred: The Show/The Eric Andre Show, mexicommie America Ferrera from How to Train Your Dragon/Touched by an Angel/Ugly Betty/The Good Wife, Rhea Perlman from We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story/Canadian Bacon/Taxi/Cheers/The Earth Day Special/The Simpsons/The Critic/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Robot Chicken/Harley Quinn, opely awful Helen Mirren from Excalibur/Calendar Girls/aising Helen/he Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/itchcock/Caligula/The Passion of Ayn Rand, commie purvo Will Ferrell from Austin Powers 1 and 2/A Night at the Roxbury/Zoolander/Elf/Starsky & Hutch/Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy/The Producers/Blades of Glory/Semi-Pro/The Lego Movie/Zoolander 2/Holmes & Watson/The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part, Michael Cera from Frequency/Confessions of a Dangerous Mind/Superbad/Scott Pilgrim vs. the World/I Was a Sixth Grade Alien/Anne of Green Gables: The Animated Series/The Ripping Friends/The Berenstain Bears 00s cartoon/Rolie Polie Olie/The Simpsons/Drunk History/Celebrity Jeopardy!, Ray Fearon from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Lucy Boynton from Bohemian Rhapsody/Law & Order: UK, Rob Brydon from Shaun of the Dead/Holmes & Watson, Tom Stourton from Drunk Historey, Ann Roth from 9 to 5/Dennis the Menace/The Talented Mr. Ripley/Finding Forrester/Signs/Cold Mountain/Mamma Mia!/Julie & Julia/The Seagull, Annie Mumolo who wrote bridesmaids which s-cked, from bridesmaids/Father of the Pride/Curious George/Two and a Half Men/The Penguins of Madagascar/American Dad!/The Looney Tunes Show, Lauren Holt from beta male Saturday Night Live, and a buncha guys, mustl;y queers, i never saw in andthing or aint on soviet candy a55 wikipedia

I never saw this but heard its feminist, which can be expected from a womn dire cting, like letting a yankee make a civil war movie make the South look bad

I'd have made it a bimbo movie of happy jolly bimbos having fun and malcontent feminists try to stop em from being hot and fun but are hoisted by their own etard likean 80s cartoon

it made like a billion dollars and won a few oscars so someone liked it, and i like movies based on toys and the adds and songs were fun i saw in clips

huh, the maruta got triggered cuz of a map drwn like a child that they felt didn't show how those things see them owning the world and sea

Its by mattel and they did hot wheels and He man which the latter had a good movie

after logos we get helen mirrrn aying seince the start of time girls played with baby dolls to be mothers, but thenwe got barbie and the girls busted their baby dolls in probably a thing on what feminists do to the unborn but un the style of 2001 a space odysses

then title and a buncha chicks as barbie dolls saying that cuz barbie can be anythign, so can women, even though is better to be a mom and wife to a lovn ghusband

so in barbie land then baribies think feminism is solved andwe getcredits to a song andbarbie ina neon candy colored happy dreamland where everything is happy and nice, liek the 1t world outside of the slums

they even show barbies pregnant feiend midge and skipper andher driving her pink car around a barbie is a black woman president whos jyuuish and probably queer and disabled anda noel prize winner and astronaughts like in robotech

barbie is alays good but ken is only happy whenbarbie pays attentions to him and ken is young hercules and runs into the plastic water and is bounced back

theres a lot of varous barbies and kens and asian ken challenged ryan ken in a beach off whih sounds like b=ating off and ryan ken is checked out by female dr's and is ok

blonde ken's not a surfer or dr but hes only beach en and hes healed and they later go to a partywith wheelchair babrie and ssbbw barbie dancing and michael sera is allen whos n ot a ken

blonde ken wants to be with barbie as hes gay for her like rick and lisa in robotech or dana and zor and barbie asks if they every thingk of dying and the party stops and she corrects herself as "shes dying to dance"

after the party ken almost smooches babires and sez its good and ken wants to spend the night but dont know why as i guess he dont got parts

barbie has girls night and ken loves her and barbie goes to sleep thinking of death and the next day is kinda outt it and has imaginary tooth brushing and shower and food as the song things of death, called doom in the tv dub like the doom phantom in sailor moon

at da beach barbies feet turn from high heels mode to human and she dont know how to walk with it and falls and when she shows the other girls they fake barf and after telling their day they think shes malfunctioning and has to visit weird barbie who was the hottest barbie who got f;d by a kid playing with her too hard

it shows a kid burning the hair and other things to the spice girls song andnow she helps broken babreis and barbie goes to see her with her wird a55 tim burton neon plae and cr-pping dog toy

weird babreis wants to see naked ken which is wried as hes got no parts andafter finding out about death thoughts, weird barbie sez theres a rift in the real world and she has to find the girl who plays with her and fix it as the girls sadness isf--kin up barbie

barbie wonders why they fixed girl issues and everyne should be happy now but i guess feminisim ruined things and now women are less happy than ever(not a joke, look it up)

weird barbie offers her the matrix choice of going back to regular life or seeing the real world but when barbie bimbos out and wants to be fun, weird a55 barbie sez theres no choice and shes going

if barbie dont fix theings, she'd be devolved into weid barbie and be a creeper and has a going away party andken and asian ken talk about if he's going and the barbie bimbos think she'd be beloved by barbie fans who they saved

so barbies goes off in her pnk cr andken is in the bac andwhen ken comes out she woman drivers out and flips and ken sez he bet asian ken and can help like if theres beach and has neon skates

after come i mean come i mean some cartooney changes and gages of them going in a montage, they go to the real world and all these ugmoes laugh at them and ke feels good but barbie dont

they stop by a construction site and the guys hit on her an she sez she and ken dont got parts, which seems weird for barbie to say and when a guy smacks her a55 she slugs him and gets arrsted to dance music

after getting new clotehs by stealing to look like cowboy and cowboy chick, ken is told to go off on his own and finds a gym and manly guys and male cops on horseback and american presidents on the money andmanly dudes like stallone and loves it

this is like a modern guy seeing hokuto no ken and getting over his gender issues like me in college

barbie enters the protoculture matrx by thinking andseeing the life of the loser id who plays with her being cr-ppy and her face leaks and she feels emotion

she looks around and sees people squabbling anda f;d tree and its like when the buddha left his sheltered life to see the poors and sez this geezer is beautiful

ken come by and brings her to mattel and in mattel an intern gets word that 2 dolls came from their world and i guess the gov in in on it and its revealed 10 years ago a skipper got out and wanted to look after kids and take a toddler surfing but the gov covered it up like the to vv urs

wait they aint at mattel and mexicommie is coming up wuth loser barbies like they'd sell and the intern comes by the bosses meeting place and boss is back door billy will ferrel cat

after a chain of whispers get boss the word and boss is thinks its bad and mexicommi hears through the door and wants barbie back in the box

barbie is all f'd out and ken feels great in the ningen kai andits like when that chick got surgery to fake being a man and saw how hard it was

barbie comes by a school an goes to talk to sasha and acts like shes cool but the high schools think shes a dumba55 and a bimbo and when barbie wants a hug and thanks but the teens are malcontent and dont like dolls

they think she makes girls feel bad for beign a good role kmodel and the teens are malcontent commies and whine about the environment and bad body image and  call her a fascist like its a bad thing

barbie goes off bmmed by those b--ches and  ken finds books on patriarchy and a fat chick is nice to him and hes glad to be respectied but when he applies for places, they dont have hi cuz being a man is bad now to THEY/THEM

barbie is bummed and ken wants to make patriarchy fresh and some guys in suits come by and she sez the world is backwords and the mattel brings her off as mexciommie and her ecocommie socialist is glad but mexicommie goes after her

barbie is brought in andhad mineral water which has water in the cup and shes not used to it

she meets the mattel board and its all guys hich is why its working and they want her to get in the box but she sez they otta get ken 1st

ken is going to barbie land andbarbie is gonna go in the box but when she wants to see the woman in charge finds the company is run by b]men as it also does hot wheels and he man and will goes on a fun tirade and they sedn her in da box and then isnt in it andn she goes to fix her hair in the terlet andshe books it through the maze of rooms in the building

so barbie gets away as they chase and blocks a door with a broom and not up the a55 like in lwe and order and wanders aroun to findrhea pearlman like ms pac man in a musty kitchen

barbie has a t and ms pac man sez she looks ifferent and right and b4 she tells her who she is the guys come for her and rea pacman sez where to go and that her name is ruth

barbs gets out and mexicommie drives her aeyay like in terminatior and has a big mouth like one of those african guys and mexicommie sez to jr that she played with barbies when sad and drawing and had death thoughts andthey see mexicommie devolved barbie with her cr-ppiness

thn a  montage or jr being cr-ppy to her mom and mom in real time does stunt driving and evades the mattel guys and sez barbie made her life better but jr whines about everyone hating women, which with a b--ch like jr, i wonder why

baries thinks the world is f'd and  they go to the beach and go to barbie land in a kontage through  the cartoon scenery and mexicnomie is happy for once and jr is b--chy and babrie sez how women run everything and its somehow happy and ditzy

boss ferrel pig  finds barbs bught a human to the barbie realm and in barbie realm they seemen are being manly and the womenare now serving men and not for dinner like that mexican chickwho chopped her husband into tamales

ryan ken is spreading word of how men are great andbarbie dont know where the kens go and ken has turned her dream house into a mojo dojo andin the real realm the ken cr-p is selling well and pople love him and hes cool but boss is a back door billy andmwant to focus on girls

the barbies love being suberviant to ken and barbie is amazed these chicks  are happy helping chicks i mean dudes

barbie sez this failed but ken reveals she failed him and goes on about how he felt good to be trrated with respect and ken shows the kens have fixed th go and ken won the noel prixe in horses and  barbie b--ches out about it

she didnt' appreciate him when she had him and now he's gone off o do his own thing and ken throws her glam outfits off the dream house and barbie whines over having too many feelings and thoughts and was ruined by the real world and mecinxicnme

jr commie sez maybe barbie did it and she tells e she dont like change but mexicomcie sez life is all change and barbie gives up and tlels the mexicnomies to go on their own world

then a fake add for depressed barbie and then weird barbie comes by and the mattel guys are comming across the thing and as mecixommie dirves with daughter,  allen comes out and dontwanna stay in kenland as hes a beta male and sez the other allens who left were n'sync

the kens are making a wall and allen beats on em and mecixommie and daughter reconsile and agree to go back as jr likes the dark weird f'd mom she ha and her crppy babries drawings

in weird babries place she revales the brainwashing of ken didnt work on her cuz she got f'd by the real workd and allen andmexicommiecome by andsee the disconcointeud babries like skipper with bust expansion and daddy of sugar ken

barbie whines that shes not pretty or skilled andwhines about not being a big deal like a supreme court chick like the right honorable amy coney barret but they let judge jumanji on and she dont know what chicks are despite being one

mexicommie whines about being a chick and how she thinks theres all these rules for beign a chick even though guys have it harder and get away with less like a 12 year old  boy geetitng b0ned byb a 40 year old woman is ok but a 17 year old chick and a 24 year old guy is comehow bad

man this mexicommie is still going on this tirade as i typed all that and keeps b--ching and whines about trying hard to be liked even though guys have issues with people liking em too, i got a lot of guys who hate ore samma and i dont go on a spazz about it

so by mexicomie whining about her woman cr-p and not blasting out the womb, it fixed babires issues and shes ok now andthey plan to bring down ken and have an africanized chickfake beign in need and kidnap thebabires when ken is being a good boy and heloing soem 5kank

mexcimoe tirades at the chicks and unfixes them and they get another chickaway by having a man exlain the godfather and another explain money to em or wearing glasses so ken can discover shes pretty and faking being bad at sports, but women dont need to fake that

so the kens are gonna change the constitution and the women schemeto turn em agianst each other like cain and abel with the pretty sister they wanted to reproduce with

mexicommie makes barbie not wanna be with ken andoverthrow him andgives her a make over and she goes to talk to ken and fakes being nto him and liking his things, i e lying, and ken still likes her and plys guitar at her and sings for her for hours

also this is highly colored and birgh and is in widescreen

so when they are working hard for their song, they lose interest and go to another ken to f with em and manipulate em into hating each other

its like king kong, beauty slayed the beast

ryan ken wants to go to war vs the kens but theres issues with how to tell em apart and ken sings his song i'm jest ken an says his feeling of being tired of beign in the shadow of barbie and th kens battlewith beach items and its all play fighting and no damage

the mettel guys come over and ken and asian ken blast glitter outta their chests at each other and it changes toa dance off thenken sings more about being ken and wanting love instead of being freindszoned

so the guys get along and this guy sez they were meant to vote to change the constitution andwith the men kept out, the vote passed to keep barbie land baries land and the men are 2nd class citixens

its like Birt of a Nation with the Klan keeping the africanized guys out andwhen thekens get back to barbie land, its back to drwamhouses

ken runs inside and cries and barbie comforts him and ken sez it was hard running things and he didnt love it and he lost interest in patriarchy after finding its not about horses

he wanted the dream house to be their house and brbie sez sorry for taking him forgranted and neglecting him but dont wanna smooch him and ken whines that he only exists to be an accessory to her

like a target master made for the cybertroinian who owns it

ken is bummed about being stoopid and dressing in leather and dont know who he is andbarbie sez hes not his accessories and its barbie and its ken and he realizes ken is him and the kens realize they miss their friend babrie and i realize ken is dressed like an 80s rocker

they see they fought not nowing who they were like gys falling into gender issues and damaging thei fams

th mattel guys come ina ndboss goes on a monologue and how hes seen his way and africanized barbie wants to have men and women as equels and sez sory for calling weird barbie weird

the kens awanna be n the courts and they get a lower thing, whiich helen hole sez they can one day have the same power as women in our world, which means they;d get away with everything and not pay their fees and can get away with legal issues with mouth stuff

mexicommieants regular babiers and boss goes with it hearing it'll make money and barbie dont wanna have an ending and ruth whos the ghost of the chick who made barbie comes in from h-ll saying thers no ending and no one looks like barbie but barbie, like no one is as buff as he man but whiners dont say hes a bad image

rhe truh brings barbie to some void and sez theres not 1 ending and she helped those people and saved barbie land and people make up partiatchy and barbie to deal with feelings and then they bite it

barbie wants to be part of the creating and not a creation andpacman rhee is surprised and barbie wants permission to be human but pacman sez she dont need permission and barbie is named after her daughter and barbie holds her hands andfeels and crys to soft music and we see a tree and women with babies and girls being girls in a mntage

oh and pacman said women stand stil so their daughters can see how far they came

so barbie went to the human world and mexcinomies man is trying to speak her mexico talk and barie dresses fashionable but bland and goes to see a crotcyh dr . gross

then credits to a remake of barbie girl and toys and the actor names who played em

the end

that was kinda fun, it had a few bad messages of feminism, but they didnt make ken look evil for wanting his piece of the pie

it had good colorsand effects and music, plus the acting was good

what about ken? his gf left him and he's got o one

its an entertaining movie but has some bad messages, like Birth of a Nation, or A Time To Kill

It wasnt as bad as I thought and had some good bimboes in it

Glad I saw it, its more entertaining than oppenheimer, butits trying to entertain

For Barbie 2 I want her to have enough of the modern world when feminists come after her for being pretty and plastic and she uses her pink glitter powers to bring them to the barbie world and show em how being happy, fun, attractive and liking men can be good. but the feminists dont like t and try to stop em, but with comic 1940s style hijinx going on, like the barbies dressing hot and the feninists trying to damage the clothes, only to show more skin and the guys like em, or the girls going shopping and the feminists trying to drop an anvil on em, only for it to crush em. or the feminists wigging out at guys liking gorls so the guys tell em off and they attack only for the guys to take em down with kung fu. Its also a 128 bit game like Shenmue on sega dreamcast, camecube, xbox and ps2 where you play as the bimbos and evade traps and chat with guys and try on outfits and quick time events with the guys taking down feminists who attack, and the game ends with a wedding and the feminists try to stop it for being traditional.