Captains Courageous Review

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this is my review on captains courageous

the 30s one with spencer tracey

as a kid my dad read me the classics illustrated comic of it

I remember the kid being a butt hole and wanting to crush poors with his big a55 boat

ooh, victor fleming did this

and its got lionel barrymore

after cool credits with waves washing away them on a boat, we get a rich guy eating and getting info on his cr-p

after he goes to work, his little p o s son bugs the staff to get breakfast in bed

the other boys there have to deal with the main kid

the kid is a spoiled brat and needs a good beating

if I were a cannibal i'd not eat him

hes spoiled

imagine me eating him

chew chew! ugg! this kids spoiled! bite! crunch! ugg! disgusting! slurp! i'm gonna puke his meat back on his corpse!

kid gives other boys his dads cr-p but just to f with em

and he sez cuz his dads hot sh-t, they better obey him or his dad will fire their dads

man

I was almost like that as a kid

I needed more beatings

one boy the main kid tortured comes crying to his dad about what a d-ck the main kid is

later main kid is on this newspaper thing and is f ing it up

they gyp him for coins when he speaks normal (not high rank grammer) like saying like as a something or either/or instead of neither nor

later main kid sez he only wanted in the paper cuz others wanted him out

the tortured kids dad trys to talk sense into main kid but main kid sez he gave him a bribe

he left 50$ in change for him to make the history test easier

main kid is punished with a thorough beating

jk

hes put in "Coventry"  where he cant speak or be spoken to

but he still trys

one kid has enough and slugs his candy a55 out!

so main kid covers himself in ink and goes to his dad and sez they took a bribe and silenced him and he escaped

but when dad sees the teachers, they reveal the kid was the bad guy

kid feels like he deserves more benefits than others cuz of some natural supremacy'

like a friedrich Nietzsche ubermench

this is like modern malcontent liberals who go on protests and whine when the cops beat em down

they decide to send the kid somewhere

dad sees kid but kid fakes being asleep and fakes having viet nam flashbacks of the teacher b0ning him

dad don't buy it

later dad and son go on a boat and son (kid ) wants to plow through the fishing boats under em

kid has 6 milkshakes himself with 2 boys

FATA55!!

i'm surprised hes not a tub already!

he goes back to see his dad but falls off the boat while hiding from the boys

that's the end of him!

spencer tracey is fishing and saves the little d-ckweed

he turns him upside down and barfs out 6 milkshakes

we don't see it (but it would be fun to see him hurling)

tracy gets him back to the main boat and he wakes up later with a big black guy cooking

kid sees the captain and wants to go to Europe or new York

but cap wont change his mission to catch fish to obey this little candya66

kid sez his dads a bigshot but they don't buy t

caps son gives kid some clothes and the boat gets to harvesting fish

cap sez in 3 months when they're full on fish they'll return to land

cap sez he'd pay kid 3 $ a month or day or week or w/e for working on their boat

kid goes on his usual tirade about his dad putting em in jail so cap slugs him out

kid don't wanna help so he gets no feed

tracey has positive views on koid but the rest of the crew don't

they think it might not be good to keep him for luck reasons

tracey tries to help the kid get to work but hes a little brat

kid tries to take a boat to new Sodom (new York) and attacks tracey for trying to stop him

tacey holds his arms and moves him to throw a fish head off the boat

then kid gets to eat

btw I heard tracey plays a Portuguese sailor but uses a Yiddish accent cuz he didn't know how to Portugal right

better Yiddish than brittish!

later kid and tracy have a nice moment where he teaches kid sailor cr-p

also tracy sings and plays a music box

they talk about fathers and how tracys dad raised him well with like 17 other kids

his dad musta been good at b0ning

the crew comes up and complains but I was talking about the 4th powerpuff girl in the bad series with a guy I know online

later tracy helps the kid and they do depth finding things

10 fathoms?

what about the cr-p from 10 000 fathoms?!

that movie s-cked!

later they're cutting fish and 1 guy chops his finger like sailor venus in that part cut from the dub

later kids gonna throw either fish parts or human waste over board and tracy tells him to spit 1st

he does and finds the wind blew it back

had he thrown it, it would splat him

later tracy is going out in a boat and kid goes mental

later a guy sez he can outfish tracy and tracy sez tracy and kid can outdo guy

they bet over it

tracy and kid go out and kid has lightened up and is more upbeat

tracy teaches kid to fish

kid and tracy talk about how tracey's dad bit it in the ocean

tracy is ok with it but kid is bummed

tracy talks with kid about how they fish in heaven and the apostles were fishermen

nowadays they'd make this look bad

then kid catches a fish

holy cr-p its huge

the other guy hes betting against f's out and kid reveals he f';d up the guys nets

so tracy throws back the fish and returns the kid to the boat

later kid reveals he f'd the guys hooks and he tries to wack him

but tracy defends him

oh and guy got hooks in his arm

later kid sez hes ashamed and tracy sings to him

later we get a montage of them catching an a55load of fish

later they get in a race with another boat

oh its a race back to land

I'm not paying much attention

tracy and kid talk about their plans when they reach land

tracy might be b0ning chicks

kid don't wanna go home and stay on the boat with tracy

later they're still racing back to land and I think its getting rough

the rival boat nearly busts the main boat

the weather tracy goes up the mast to fix something but it breaks and falls under with him in it

and hes caught in the ropes

holy f!

the bottom half of him was ripped off!

and he don't want the kid to see him with his guts spilling out

he tells the black guy in Portuguese

they start cutting him loose

oh and kids traumatized by this

if only he told the kid the truth that he was already iced

the rope is cut and tracy goes under

good thing he was catholic

otherwise he might've went to h-ll

well, that might not have saved r fk and j fk and gacy

who knows?

so later they drop off kid and his dads coming

kid talks caps kid into letting him have tracys cr-p

btw cap kid has like 3 scenes the whole film

wtf the captain is captain disko

is his kid captain grunge?

kid wants to stay with captain disko but disco sez no

then dad comes by and kid wants to be a fishing guy

dad is glad his malcontent son is back

later kid wants to go fishing and when dad sez he wants to meet the guy who saved kid, kid runs out cuz tracy bit it

dad is glad kid is not a dink any,more

captain gives dad advice on raising kids

later kid lights candles for tracy and tracys dad at the church

kid prays for tracy and sez he has to be with tracy one day

he leaves and dad sees him and heard his prayer

dad finds kid in a boat and comforts him

later theres a monument to tracy about those who bit it at sea

a man gives a speech in memory of them

they read names throw flowers in the sea each time a name is read

it ends with the kid and dad laughing and remembering tracy

the end

that was good

you really feel tracy's warmth

the kid is such a d-ck at 1st

but he totally turns it around

you feel for him

huh, Rudyard kipling wrote this

I never knew that

and the book is set near new Gomorrah (Canada) in newfoundland

for captains courageous I want the kid to have grown up and is a teen who is obsessed with fishing. he returns to the sea and when he sees the captain who had spencer tracy cut loose he has an episode and all the bottled feelings of wanting him to save tracy return and he goes nuts. captain reveals tracy was torn in half from the accident and this pushes the teen over the edge realizing he couldn't do anything and he snaps. he uses his dads wealth to create fishing based items and goes around chopping people up at night and feeding on their organs as his way of trying to save them after they get sliced in 2. also he has more enhanced awareness from being nuts and is one step ahead of the cops and knows everything happening in the room by his mind being super active. its also an action game on sega genesis and snes where you go round avoiding cops and getting people in rooms to chop em up.