The Moonstone

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The Moonstone

This is my review on The Moonstone from the distant future year (To rudy valentino) of 1934110 yearrs before The 3rd Robotech War)

Its based on an 1800s book by Wilkie Collins who acccording to soviet wikipedfia, didnt like marriage or Catholics

I never read the book but my dad read me the classuics illustrated comic of it in the turn of the mellennuim

Its directed by Reginald Barker who did The Coward

It stars David Manners from 30s Dracula/The Mummy//The Black Cat, Gustav von Seyffertitz from sherlock holmes/Sparrows/The 20s Don Juan/The Student Prince in Old Heidelberg/The Bat Whispers/Queen Christina/Marie Antoinette/Son of Frankenstein, Jameson Thomas from the invisible man, Herbert Bunston from da 30z draculka/Les Miserables, Elspeth Dudgeon from The Old Dark House/Bride of Frankenstein, John Davidson from arsene lupin/A Tale of Two Cities\The Great Dictator, Claude King from mr wu/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/Marie Antoinette da 3-0z A Star is Born, Olaf Hytten from the 30s a star is born/The Good Earth/Casablanca/The Ghost of Frankenstein/da 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde\Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\Marie Antoinette/The Adventures of Robin Hood, Fred Walton from dynamtirew/black moon/Little Lord Fauntleroy, and some 1800s dudes i never saw i aNYTHING OR AINT ON CANDYA55 WIKIPEDIA

SO AAFTE A COOL LOGO  of a train in a cyber cuty like metropolis WE GETa book going threough pages of the names of characters and actors and photoes like space balls

then its soviert england aND THIS YELLOW DIAMOND iss called sdsa moonstone like the pokemon item that was jacked from an indian paganite temple in town by some chick and is going out in the torkshire ara to a scientist place

tthe science nerd is eccentric and broke and this cop is his friend and wants to help and sends this detective, or dick in 30s slamng like dick tracy, to look into it

so  he goes to this mabnsion and theres a maid there, wait, its not the dick, its some european guy who came to see ther nerd

he goes upstairs and in da lab and wants his money the nerd owes him and nerd wwants more money and tthe assistent comees out and talks with the servant/slaver

the daughter is in the next room ascross da hall and painting  and this guy is coming onto her and is said to be mr godfrey who sez she wont be ha[ppy with her man shes with and is her cousin and i think wants to b0ne her

well, thats differewnt enough, like candya55 charles and his cousin parents,m wait, he iced all those brits

so we see a newspaper of the moon stone coming by franjklin blake who worked for the dead jason herncastle and he's the future husband of a chick called ann who i think is the daughter of the nerd, heay its him

eurotrash learns of it and wants nerd to sell it to him for exchange for the money he owes but he sez its not his its his daughters

maid hears and talks with thdaughter ann like anna kozuki in yugioh zexal with the big heavy trains and b00bs and fdinds its worth like 30 000 pounnds(how many dongs in that?  or yen?)

eurotrash sez nerd has 48 hours to pay or hes out and nerd sez this is no warning and then chick comes in and euriotrash and nerd are nice to her

imagine if he sold her butt virginity to him? its like all those p0rn0es i never watch

also theres a storm oiutside and she sez the future husband will have an issue coming over

eurodink sez something about the moonstone holdewr comming in a storm having issue and cousin ghodfrey talks with anna anout the eurotrash

so this guy comes in and smooches her and i think its her fuuture hsuband and cousin isnt pleased as he wants to b0ne her

also a guy in a turban comes in and works for bf, but hes got a smooth face and the turban guys usually are afraid of shaving as their gods say they cant

so bf showes gf and cousin the moonstone and sez it changes in light wih the moon changing and he sez to keep it sdafe frin theives and she dont pay heed

so later anna and guys are havign tea and eutotrash checks out her b00bs liek shes ann from yugioh zexal but its actually her moonstone on her shirt

he sez it hyponotixxes him and comments on it and she sez not to go back to soviet london as theres a storm and he can sleep in the room ajoining gordfry

nerd  and b talks about cr-p and nerd sez he neds sleep but bf sez he only needs hot milk(and not the mexican name for chichi in dragoin ball)

nerd is worried that the moonstone is cursed and anna sez its not a big deal and then the lights go out from da storm and in da dark someone takes the moonstone

evenatually godcriwef lights candels and s;lave has the moonestone and took it to save it so others wouldnt take it as lights dont just go out like that

then a guy comes by saying nerd is needed to help his woman and the slave sez tyhe assistant can do it, but nerd sez he can

at night the anna puts the jewel uunder her pillow for the jewel fairy to take and give her teeth as this is candya66 england and they got devolved teeth like some kinda mutants

later she wakes up and blows out the candels and lATER SOOMEONE comes in da house and i think its nerd

someoone holding candles comes in the annas room at night and takes the stone as she sleeps and when its daylighte she tells the slave who runs otu yelling iytand tells the people in the house

slave goes to tell nerd and goes in his lab and finds him iced and slavce sez  its the moonstone that did it

wait hes not dead and is soaked and the power is out so they gotta boil something

anne spazzes out and sends the guys out of the room and cousion and bf wanna find the moonstone but the turbano notesces them

the phone is xead so they cant call da cops and slave sez  theres a cop here who bf knows

assistant checks out nerd and sends anna out and cop sez theres a smeer on the something and oh yeah, the anna was painting b4, and the doors and windows are closed so cop is gonna check all the irems of the people for paint

anna sez she wont have her items checked and knows nothing of the poaint smear on the door

ciop starts witrh maiid and when alone, sez he remembers her being in jail for theft and the items she jacked were found with eurotrash and eurotrash and her didnt admit to knowing each other

the turban gaijin is grilled over the moonstone beign from his land but he sez he's turned Christian, but somehow wears a turban

is that cultural appropriation? he's been curted so hes not of that culture now

cop grills cousin about his money and his losses and wiith the eurotrash asks of him knowing thre maid and he sez he diidnt need to draw attention to himself

assistant is grilled over when nerd left and how hes using anotyher name now as nerfd helped him overcome a big damage hhe had years ag and now helps eith drugs

cop grills slave and she sez she gets defensive and dotn wannsa do wquestuions and shes been a loyal servant for 40 years

cop and assistant ask nerd of stuff and he rambles about things iincludign rgh which is a nerve calming sleep making drug and overdosing makes you hyper

also assistant saw someone i think maid bring a glass of hot m,ilk and cop wants to get someone

assistant sez he has a plan and has slave get anna and tells em that even if you dont consoiciosly know it, you can remember it and if they give nerd another dose of the drug, he can repeate his acts ofd the past night

wait i think he gave it to anna, wait, i think he gave it to bf and they are gonna drug him w/o consent like hes roman polanskiu but wihtouht the butt stuffing(i hope)

also they say the drug uis only dangerous if  igt becaomes a habit, which is how they thought cocainum and chronic were in the 30s

anna puts a fake item under the pillow and slave sez he might be going out to b0ne, weell, morre implies as this is the 30s

so bf gets up and cop and assistant watch him walk with a candle in a dazze(which is totaLLY SAFE, ITS NOT LIKE HE'D TRIIP AND BURN DOWN THE PLACE)

get aids cap lock. get filled with aids

so he grabs the moone stone and goes to thw hall and the turnbaoo comes out and bf thinks its cosuin and tells him to hide it from theives

then he blacks out and falls holding a lit candle on a rug but it dont troch the place

so they figure out that eurotrash has the stone and send word and then we see euroitrash in somewehere else and saying godfrey is coming soon

the door rings and brit cops come in and as does the cop who sees eurotrash is heading for pre soviet poland, whos pretty based, and when cousin comes in, hes arrested

he has 15 000 pounds (which is a lot of dongs in nam or yen in japan)

so cop gets back trhe stone and it goes back to anna and heer bfwho smoochand slave and cop are at the door, come in, then leaver and its revealed i think that he was into her at some point as he sez "those were the days" about her mentioning being the couple in love

the end

also this seems to be missing 15 mins as  the candya55 wikipedea sez it s62 mins but this is like 47

buit i liked it

its a good mystery and for once, no one died

i thought it would be ther assistantg who did it but this has a good thing of making us think others did it

it holds up pretty well and has nice acting and music

like most 30s mysteries, theres no actual supernatural things, where as nowadays its always supernatural

i honestly forgot most of the classic comic but thought it would be an adventure thing liek going aroudn to get the jewel

it all starts with this, a jewel contaiining an unlimited power

its not a badf movie and is pretty clean and wholesome like many 30s films

for the MoonStone 2 I want the stone to activate on a lunar allignment with planets and turn the house of the guy and anna into a werird german expressionist nightmare with various indian yokai and cryptids summoned from h-ll, but the couple prays for help and angels give them holy Armor and they battle through the daemons to beat the stone which is a damonic relic from a wicked god, also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as the guy and/or the chick and battle acrouss the devolved rooms and areras on their prioperty. maybe its the scientist who madde the armor and gives em weapons made with holy water and inscriptions