Young Fury Review

 Note: I spell young

Young Fury

This is my review on Young Fury from the distant future year, to oscAR WILDE, of 1965 (40 years before Robotech Return To Macross)

its directed by Christian Nyby who did The Thing from Another World

It stars Rory Calhoun whos always standing and walking and was in River of No Return/Night of the Lepus, Virginia Mayo from White Heat, Lon Chaney Jr from Manfish/My Favorite Brunette/The Ghost of Frankenstein/The Wolf Man/Of Mice and Men/Jesse James/law of the lawless, Richard Arlen from Tiger Shark/Alice in Wonderland/Law of the Lawless, John Agar from fort apache/she wore a yellow ribbon/Law of the Lawless\chisum\big jake\the 70s king kong\Highway to Heaven, Jody McCrea from Law of the Lawless/Cry Blood Apache, Marc Cavell from cool hand luke/the 60s twilightr zone/the 60s batman, Fred Krone from the first texan, and a buncha guys i never saw anfd/or are not on candya55 wikipedia

i never saw this but its on and my dad likes westerns

so after credits in widescreen and color, we get a fullscreen thingof a mexico town and soem horsdemen ride in and when 1 guy shoves a gun, they fight

when 1 of ewm is thrown in the fountain, he pulls a spur and is gonna chop up the mexican he foguth but a blonde guy slugs him out

the mexican sez theres a war against maximillion(pegasus?!) and hwe wqants to keep the gaijin outta meixso but not the guys who fight max

thenhe shows  his knife skills by throwing them at thiungs and wants to help them get to the place but the guys want him to go home

he has no home and has 1 special knifer to scare people and sez clint mccoy sed he was the best knifer in za warudo

the cowboys wanna fiund him and blonde guy wants to meet clinty as clint is his dad but the spur guy nbiff wants to join da war

blonde wants to p-ss off his dad and gets his droogs to go off with him and if this were an 80s thing theuyd be on mnotorcycles

mexico wants a horse but is thrown off by the owner so he pulls a knife and cuts off his buttons so he jacks the horse

i think i just saw an 1800s carjacking

huh, this movie is 80 mins, so its 2 hours on grit with adds

meanwhile, later and somewhere else, is a peaceful towm and rory calhoun or RC like the cr-ppy colais clint mccoy and is loved

some golly gee wilickers kid is a fan o his and is glad to see him once and goes up to him

a guy hears and tells the sherrif and oh h-ll the boys name is timmy ike lassie

thewres a blonde in a red dress who hears and the people thijnk he might be riding through

so rc coems by a cr-ppy hosue fgull of spiderwebs and blonde comes in and sez shes his wife and a salloon queen(like a SM Queen?!)

she owns the salloon and the dawson bunch is after him for turning on them and wants to ice him but there's only 4 left

she send her sonoff to her bro or something but bro clairance is iced and now son is in a gang of malcontent teens who wanna rampage around

tyhe son ty knows who he is and she wants him to hell ty shes dead

sherrif confronts RC abotu not bringing in toruble and to move along but Rc sez "when they get here, you stay outta it"

then the gang comes by and fires guns and the chicks are into these rowdy boys as i guess they wanna be b0ned by em

they start fires and bust up da place and 2 guys on a buildign somehow have the sherrif at gunpoint to prevent him from stropping em

1 guy drags an outhouse wioth a guyb in it like o duck dynasty but not a race

the hokuto no ken homies bust in da salloon and 1 nearly wastes the bartender with a knife but blonde tyn  i mean biff sez "no killin"

they notice the chicks and i think they are h--kers and the chix sez to grow up

ty blonde sez blonde whos his mom is no spring chicken and i think this is gonna go oedepes

they want booze like in bill and ted and barkeep sez the bottle is 75cents and they throw coins out

the boys leoot a ship and this is what happens when boys dont got dads, except now they wind up going vegan and get their parts removed

Rc sez to sherrif if things go wrong the boys would waste everyone as the boys strong up the storekeep by hius belt

the boys derss a guy inn womans clothes and put him on a  horse and when sheffrf obejcts, they say "thats ur wife"

they send sherrif outta town on a horse with the lady man and laught and fire in da aie to cause hearing damage

so ty has sherrifs guns and when biff sez to do something, ty throws booze in his face and mexico pulls a knife on biff

so the boys cause mroe chaos in the town and put a hotel sign on the jail and 1 guys mo lesting a blomnmde

she wanted to watch but they thunk shes spying and now wants to go home so 1 guy wants to ridcer her home on his horses a55 even though shes right near there

dint go in a car with a strange man! he's gonna b0ne u dead!

he takes her to a barn and starts b0ning her but then sez he only wants to ask her where the mccoy home is

oh its ty and je wants her to brign him there as he lived there but she sez no one lives there now

they go there and he remembers his ma andhow she caled him blinkey like the pac man ghost and he gets weepy as he wasnt raied right

but sez for her not to tell and he dont know her name and she sez its sally  and he dont even know wehewre his ma is

thery smooch and he thinks its a pity kiss and gets p-ssed and sez to pretend shes his woman so the gang dont raepe hier like the sovciets did to the germans in the 40s

they return and she sez shes not fakig ti when she sez shes his woman andf mexico is thorwsing knifes in a thing as ty sez "u dont scare me "

blonde tells biff and freeiends to go and she slaps him for saying know so he grabs her arms and ty fights him for a while

buff gets a saber and is gonna cut out tys guts and ty gets a knife but when biff stabs, he misses and hits a wall and gets nailed in da spine by ty and drops it

they fight on and blonde gets Rc and wantys him to help ty bnut he sez yu wont want it and she gets a gun

he stops her and has her watch and Rc Jr wins(gaRliC JR?!) and how hes the top dog now and they made him

she sez the reason he left was good and wanted hwer to find a good man to raise the boy right and she sez for her; evryman was the right man, and i guess that means she was a 5kank, and left to stop himself from icing the guys she was b0ning

she blames her=self, whsch would not be allowed trofday as women cant be wrong now and its only mens faults

at night the wolfman bartender lon chaney gx sez its a godo night as it could have been worsew

yeah, they could have cut him open and b0ned his guts!!

the h00kers complain afetrt eh boys go out but cack door biff and some other guy havew the key and go in to go SVU

RC hears in a near room and pulls em of and throws em out and the chicks know hes clint mccoy

the next day the boys leave town as they didnt find clointo mcxcoy and sherrif goes around for help but guys dont wanna join him

wait, da boys didnbt leave yet and when a cart comes to town they jack his cr-p

1 gguy bathing in a trough is taking a bath and shooots at a bug

the guys put chairs by the jail/hotel and sends biff and his droogs to bring bakc his dad

so ty is p-ssed at dad as he had a cr-ppy childhood and in the place, RC has the guys sent in at gunpoijnt and sez "i'll be out in my own time" and sends em on

holy cr-p we're almost at the end, theres like 20 mins left

that felt like nothing

so RC comes out to see his malcontent son and is nice to him and is proud of him being top dog and owning a gang but kid  dont like it

Rc sez he had a cr-ppy youth too and was left high and dry and he did similar things to jr

they say the dawsons are coming for him as Rc sold out his gang but he sez he had to so he could avoid tyhe noose

also Rc sez the dawsons are thre rewal deal and they vbetter get out or prepare for war andf when son puts a gun in his facve, dad takes it and tells him off

also hes sez the mom bit it and to get their guns and is mature as the sonn spazzes out like a little b--ch

dad walks off and the gang splits and he b--ches like a beta male and i think sherriuf sez Rc turned him self in to stop the dawsons from icing more guys

son ty is a p-ssed off litte candya66 and sally trys to talk soerm sense into him(its not a phase dad! this is who i am! hnnnnng!(j=-=rlks off on the floor))

the son wants to do something of dads home and the sheffir sez the gang otta fight the dawsons and see if they can do it as they handled the town pretty well

biff is seemingly drunk and sez "u guys s-ck! we canme here foir this cadnya55 to see his dad, what a wwaste"

son is at the house and wants to burn it down and sally sez "u cant change things so hes not ur dad" and trys to talk sense into him like"wjhat kinda life will you have if u do this" and how she wants to be his woman

she trys to leave and he smooches her w/o consent and she tells him off but he sez sorry, then they smooch with consent

biff wants to go off but ty sez they can get 10 000 $ for catching the dawsons and its like getting gold

much of his gang goes off with biff and sez "i'll see you in h-ll"

son tells off dad for "breakin up his gang" but dad sez hes showing him what a gang is like with example

also thsat going with a gang only gets you on a wanted poster and he dont want son interfering so he looks off worruid of him

son sez he hpeps dad gets it and dad slaps his a55face around and sez "this is for big boys"

if this were made today the kid would be in the right and the dad would be intolerant and hateful and not accepting of his songs various genders

blonde explains that dad iced a guy cez the mom was thre twon flirt and when he shoves her for badmouthing his mom, she calls him blink and its out

she sez dad needs help even though he didfnt want it and then we see the dawsons come in and 1 caps the sherrif for aiming at him

RC is in a gunfight and blonde goes out with a gun seying "u didnt grow up to be m,uch son" and gets shot

son holds her and she goes to h e doubnl;e soviet  acanada and puls his gun and joins in the battle

tys gang gets nailed and the mexico is lingering on the roofg and jfk's a guy in da back with a throwing knife like its castlevania

1 of tys homies gets it in thr throat andd the battle continues untiltheres 1 dawson left and Rc goes after him

lon and son and someone bring in blonde hgh00ker and shes already dead

dawson 1 hides in a wagonnand puts his last bullet in and fires 3 empry sghots to make him thiunk hes out

wait its not dawson its Rcand dawson throws a ityems and wants Rc to coem out

he thrtows a gun and sez to get it and sneaks around, then goes under the wagon to sneak attack

Rc turns and gets him in ther face and its ike he was sprayed weith tomato soup

so now Rc gets alojg with son and is gonna be the new sherrif and son and sally are gonna live in the house and son and dad say welcome home to eachother

the end

that was pretty good

classic story kinda like the progidal son of a kid f ing up and learnign from it

many teens hate their dads and wind up regretting it

good to see things got well in the end(derspite the bodycount)

good acting and action and has good flow and pacing and doesnt drag

good msuic and camera work and it holds up more today when tyeens dotn got dads and grow up to be deviants

For Young Fury 2 I want it to be about biff going to claifornia and in a gold area, fights a pack of sasquatch who use the gold in their dimension machines to go to h=-ll and try to devolve people into sin, also its a 16 big run n gun game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where yo play as biff or one of his homies and bust through sasquatch and vasiuous american yokai