The Unchastened Woman Review

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The Unchastened Woman

This is my review on The Unchastened Woman from the distant future year tyo he evilqueen elizzabnerth of 1925 (100 years before Transfgormers Victory)

Its directed by James Young who did the 1916 oliver twist

It stars Theda Bara from films that pprobably no longer exist, Wyndham Standing  from Son of Monte Cristo/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\the 30s Kidnapped\Mary of Scotland/30s Dracula, Dale Fuller from the 20s masterpiece Greed\Ben-Hur\The King of Kings\The Cossacks\A Tale of Two Cities, John Miljan from the 20s The Phantom of the Opera\The Jazz Singer\the 3-0s The Unholy Three\Arsène Lupin\Samson and Delilah\The Ten Commandments, Harry Northrup from  The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Dot Farley from The King of Kings\the 30s The Unholy Three\Cat People, Kate Price from Flesh and Blood\The Sea Hawk, Tetsu Komai from The Mask of Fu Manchu\The Bitter Tea of General Yen and sopme guys and chiccks from da 1800s ore samma never saw in anmuythoing

I never saw this but its public domain so i can watch it on candya55 youtube or soviet wikipedia

after title and credits we get text saying masrried people get 2 bears, to be happy; bear and forbear, and this goes for these people in ths film

in it  this guy is in his town house library and his secretary is with him and tries comming on to him but his wife is upstairs and has long dark hair and is milky white like a portuguese

she sez to da dr she'd tyell her husbanmdf and dr leaves and she looks at a picture of the Virgin Mary and Child and puts it on her bed head board

secretaty is hugging husband and they laugh and i think in the real version they were b0ning and wife comes doen and sees em hugging and laughint and is disturbed and shiocked and goes upstairs to be bummed

husband sends secretary out and goes uypstauirs and sdees her in bed with her arm up and naked shaved armpiit showing which is probably too hot dor the 20s

she put her Virgin picture on the floor and husbnand stepped on it

the next dfay she calls her aunt susan like in kiss of ther tarantula or the evil half pole who went svu on youtube and asked her to sail with her thursday

wife copnfronts husband and hes getting ready and spilled her powder on his black suit and she cleans it off and she sez itds whitening for hidjgn freckles

i thought it was cocainum

she tells him she and susan susan susna susan susan are going on their boat named after the sea daemon from the bible and to get tickets

out there on that day i think, aunt susan susan susan susna from seinfelfdd sez he should know and she sez he gave up his right and shes hnot gonna bargain with him for his faithful=ness and loyalty

susan susan susan susan susna sez she shouldnt leave him weith hsi secretatyu and she sez she'd make him suffer as she did

secretary gives wife the tickets and some chick sez she meant so much to husband shes gonna give ehr an almost new frock

oh its secretary and this is part of wifes plan to use it to ger ghain and not weight gain like those blobs on the learning chalnnel and onlyfans and instagram where guys like seeing 800lb women being fat

so husband goes to dinner with secretary at 7 and trheres some dancers like the africans in the ten commandments  as in skimpy and exotic and secretaru is wearing wifres gowwnd and husband dont like it

 as he thinks of his wife wearing it and how he loves her

its actually kinda heartfelt and he tells her not to wear it again and they leave with a bit of a fight

later husband reads a note and in paris of soviet france and venice of musolini italy i think, the wifdde is having a fun time and becoming a celeb

this guy named lawrence but i say larry like the cucumber or the matrix guy and peewees play house is an archetrct and is gay for wife and some guys come to flirt with her but shes got other things and they think shes got a lot of men and she sez a young one

is thins going nambla but hetero?

she goes off in a boat as the side walks and roads are water like aqua mans home or that place in tales of phantasia and goes home to her son and puts his toes in her mouth to play with him

she returns home and husband gets her letter and sez for secretary to be more dioscreet and maybe ger another position

secretaty goers to her friend whos an inspector of customs and asks for a job he offered her a while ago and shes made a special inspector

widfer retutns home and wants to keep her sons secret from her husband and sends anut susan blu ahead to her place with her son

i think her drs visit was about her feeling off and having a baby in her womb

at the place the travellers come in, they see a guy found with illegal liquor as this is in projhibition which lowerted liver deaths and saved lives

secretary and her inspector doog come by and droog checks wife and tells secretary hes going through her baggage

secretaty goes to wife and checks her bags and wife holds a little dog in her arms like those 5kanks on reality tv

secretaty finds a dress and wife sez she gave her wifers past engageement dress and this is her next present a wedding dress

zlso is a thing that says madam kelen new york that disgruntlers the secreaty and wife goes back to her husband

wife smokes a cigareetee which they thoguht was ok btu boosze was bad which weas reversed later when really both arte bad

she asks if theres anything woirse than cheeting his wife but he sez hes done with that and she can divorce him iof she wants

she sez his name hives him protectionm and he sez she broke all marriage vows but 1 and she sez eh kept all his but 1

he calls her a devil and she calls him a saint and secretary is having a new guy shes b0ning and i think its the customs imspector but she has a photo of her past butt buddy the husband

inspector sez she made him happy but he wants to be wotrhy of her

wife has a lotm of guys from europe at her place and upstairs the husband is stewing in his own spilled j-zz as he knows he did that kinda stuff and cant complain

evantually he comes down and she sends a few home but 1 is still there and husband comes in and its awfward

she sez this guy is gonna remodel the wing of the house and i tink its larry and she tells him they'd be busy so it would bore him to come along

he smokes hsi cigar angily like the d0ngs he thinks she sucked

tythe guys didnt go home and i guess they all are ok with b0ning her and getting each others goo inbon them and some chick calls and ione opf the guys goes off aftyyer this hag yells at him over the phone

another phone call and a fat chick in a female man bun calls and this other guy goes home and sez to tell her he wasnt here and left half an hour ago

another phone call and wife asnwers it and its secretary whos blonde and she wants to talk to husband and she tells husband "so it isnt over after all"

he gets da foner and secretary sez shes gonna marry the inspector and he sez "grwat cpongrats" and hangs up

i know shes a 5kank and he shou;ldnt have b0ned her all over but its still kinda cold

so the boys go off and she goes upstairs and gets changed but he comes in and she covers her t-ts so he dont see even though hes b0ned her b4

he wantys her and i think as in b0ning and puts his face in her area between the shoulder and neck and she sez "careful,. my powder will get onm ur coat"

he hugs her tight but a maid or slave or w/e comes in and he goes off but she treasurtes the facve print on her neck/shoulder area

so secretary and larry the pickle team up or vbet or oh i get it, they and their droogs wager on who ius closer with the other partner

a guy sez hes gonna guive a guys wife a surpixze visit and charges may follow and chix say they want their husband and hgood names back and idf he wants to save his wife from public scandle,, larry will help them bow wifes head

larry goes to wife and wait i think larry and secretary wertne ttherw ands its the wifes of the gusy wife was seeming to have b0ned

so larry kisses wifes cheek and she seems unsure and tells him to go back to his wife and she dont need him anymnore

to quotre sailor mini moon to sailor venus when she was dating tigers eye and hawks ewye at the same time; its not nice to play with peoples hearts!

venus was dating the 2 guys at once, not mini moon, that would be weird, but not as weird as her being in love with a horse, but then again we got bronies for less and minas like 14 and wants to do nude modeling and mini moon is almost 1000 cuz of time travel

so larry tries to go svu on her as he cant help himslef liek a violence jack guy as the wifes and men come sin a car and i thunbk this too is doing the birth of a nation thing

yeah shes locked herself in a room, its the birth of a nation thing, and hes in and trying to mouth her face

they hear the guys com,ming in and he books it after his attempted butt stuffing and she comes oout to hear shes facing scandle and divorce from i think husband

larry the b0ning guys woman sez she wants her man back and wife sez she can have him and shes dont with him

1 guy sez to say sorry and she sez sorry for telling da trooth

inspoector is p-0ssed and seems kinda italiano and husband sez he'd handle thins and sends them home

he sez theresa a man in the room andss shge sez yes and opens tyhe door and he goes ijn but finds his son he never knew of

thats kinda mean, keeping the boy from his daddy, what are you? a ferminist?

husband is overjoyed and i guess dont think its the other guys kids and hugs his alleged son and goes back to his wife and sez "please" but she seems to imply no and he leaves sad

she goes in and gets their son and brings him outy and he can lwlak already and goes to daddy and hugs his leg

daddy picks him up and is happy and kisses his sons cheek and reconsiles with hsi wife

she sez men are like children andd she can take care of both her boys

the family is healed and i hope none of them have 20s aids

the end

that was pretty good

only under an hour and good acting and filming

not the best thing ever but holds up and tells a story

the idea of fighting evil with evil was later used by go nagai in devilman the tv series althought 2 wrongs dont make a right

also she dragged a lot of guys in and seduced them but its not clear if she really b0ned em or not, but judging by larry's actions, it seesm he didnt as he was overcome with lust and this seemsed new 

they might not do this in the mid 30s on due to the hayes code but this was a well made film with some jerry springer styyle messages

the actors do good jobs in this and the refs to d w Griffith hold up well

For The Unchastened Woman 2 i want for larry to brign the story to the media and lie to make him look like hes not bad and eveantually trhe people all involved go on a radio version oif jerry springer and settle things, but wiith 20s style talk and it leads to them having fights brwak out., also its a 32/64 bit game on sega satuirn, ps1 3d0 and n64 like the tell tale games where you choose answers and have events that decide what cource the show takes.