Voyage To The Prehistoric Planet Review

Note: I Spell Prehistoric

Voyage To The Prehistoric Planet

kono wa ore samma no review no Voyage To The Prehistoric Planet kara mirai year 1965 (40 years before Transformers The Movie)

Its directed by Curtis Harrington who did nothing i ever saw and was produced by the legendary knight Roger Corman in Attack Mode

iT STARS Basil Rathbone FRom The Great Mouse Detective\The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad\Son of Frankenstein\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Romeo and Juliet\Captain Blood\A Tale of Two Cities\the 30s David Copperfield, Faith Domergue from It Came from Beneath the Sea\Cult of the Cobra and some soviets oore samma never szw in anything

its based on the soviet film Planeta Bur anbd had Amerivcan footage made by Roger Cormn so its like Power Rangers in dda 90z or BeetleBorgs ort VR Trtoopers or The Masked Rider

I never saw this but its public domaain i think andf im watcbing it on candy a55 youtubve

it starts with credits and tirtle over weird art and dramatic music then narrator sez in the distant future year of 2020(when we had transformers super god masterforce and roboptech ii the sentinels and mission to mars) and the moon was colonized (which triggers beta male canadians) and now we are on the next mission

Sop now they are going to Vensu and theyill they stall tall, cuz maybe they;'ve seen us, and welcome us all

3 ships are heading there and 1 shhip is wiped out byu a meteo and basil contacts the other ship and they talk of how its gay they lost a ship so close and how they were just talking with the other ship

the base sends a message to continue the mission and remain in orbit untilanother ship comes and toi examine the planet

the crew whines that they may gotta wait months for another order and 1 guy wants to follow the original orders tio land and see it with human eyes instead of a robot

they worry about basil not going with it so they are gonna contact the other ship to do it

in some shhip this guy talks with a robot like the one from forbiddden planet robby and tell hhim the plan to lkand on the planet and how they'd leave the robot behind

the ships call basil and tell him of the plan to land with the robot and he sez its logical buyt theres possible psychological damage to the  one remaining on the ship

theres a chick reporting to basil and this guy named sheman like the civil war criminal and sez women are more resilliant than men and basil agrees to the plan and woman sez she'd contact him at 0400 hours

so the ship is given permission to land and the chick stays in orbit and the robot calculated the details and later chick scans rthe pklanet surface and they see a lot of red

chick asks if tyheres life on da planet and what kind there is burt 1 guy sez theres probably nothing and its all fire and a big red spot whgich is actually on jupiter but this film gets it wrong

also sailor venus is better than sailor jupiter as shes a bimbo and dun and stronger

when the other scouts got their pure heart crystals removed they blacked out, but venius sprinted faster than a van and stayed conscious after giving blood

so the ships go to the planet and find its a prejhistoruc planeet and thers water and they go down

the commander sez the signal was cut off by the horizon and they probably landed well

later the ship is calling to the ones that went down and gets nothjing and they go in to find em after telling the chick and saying not to be afraid

basil calls and sez they are free to queer out and go home but thome base is wishing them success

commander tells them hes going to save em and thanks the "people of earth" like that sega game and goes down to the planet in a rocket with its a55 end facing down and sh-tting fire

it lands in a foggy area and are unused to gravity againm after a long time in space w/o it

thats the problem with space travbel,. no gravity! people lose muscle from not using it in 0g  and after months in space wont ba able to do jakc sh-t on other polanets.

look at soviet canadian astronaught chris hatfield; he could hardly keep his head up after 6 months on the space station!

imagine going years to mars? you'd be f'd out! and then another 3 years back to earth!

you'd probably die of earth gravity when getting back!

think like in dbz how they got stronger in 500x earth gravity, but reversed

so the guys use a camera and see rock formations and the microphone outsiode detects strange sounds

the sound stops and they recorded it and try to get contact with saherman and they go outin space suits after hearting the oxygen is 4.3 and its close enough

its a rocky misty foggy h-llscape and like an arizona desert or soviet california and 1 guy checks out da rocks and red good on the ground in a puddle

1 guy egts a message from the chick that theres radar movement \detected and 1 is metalic but this tentacle thing grabs the guy out there and i think b0-nes him offscreen

the other 2 follow the rope he had and theres this plant tentyacle monster attacking im and they fight it and its like ghetto power rangers

they save him and he goes to getta picture of the thing and it closes up like a bulb or plant or something

but its revealed that the tentacled guy wasnt the one who called and it might be the commander or something

chick sez they got contact with the rescue ship and the rescuer teAM CAlls her for the location of the other ship

she tells em and they are gonna use some vehicle but 1st ask her of the robot

she sez its not fully assemnbled and then we see the 1st team luring the robot with its own head to come along and then these lizassrd men like thsaaty run the gov  attak

the humans open fire on the lizards, which is how jurassic park would be done in the 60ss and 1 guy puts tthe robots head on and hasd it secure itseld to a riock

the robot is named john ;like john hokmes the bi xxx star with the 10-16 inch b0nar

the ropbot uses cabels to pull something from the rock and then we see the  rescue team in a sci fi car goping by

they see a long neckj dinosaur and 1` vtakes a blood sample from him b4 it notices

chick sent the resacue team word on the 1st team coming their way and then we see the 1st team being tired and lower on airand 1 has a torn suit and an infection which i assume wull devolve him into some kinda gecko creature

as rescuer twam goes on tghey come to a sea and hear a voice but i think their masks are open for a bit

thgey hear a voice they think sounds female and might be human or a trap from a monster but 1 thinks other humans got there somehow and it might be explored by past life formes in this galqxy

what is this?> maacross??

its protoculture! call the zentraedi!

1st team comes to a water area and da robot needs protection from water as its not waterproof as they didnt check out thge planet and the designers are dumba55es

the humans have issue with the small sttram and robot shows them a cave w/o water and 1 guy cant go on and has robot stand guard

1 guy call for chick for help androbot needs orders and 1 guy sez to helpo the others find him

chick sez she cant contack the 2 pilotsa and r4escue team tries calling on da helmet mics  as they hover car acrosss water like robotech ii the sentinels or dbgt

after rescue team tries for a while, they get the robot and he tells the place and a description and da guys there dont talk or move

1 member of rescue teal talks robot through getting meds and feeding em to the people and using watewr to get it down and closing the helmets

chick records a log of the guys going across the venus ocean and then the hocvercar seez a dragon or some flyiong reptiule after em and they fly the hopver car around

they fire on it and the air car is damaged and tell chick to transmit the data and the hover car goes under water to evade the creature

what if it could swim?

so chick calls the moon base basil is on and sez both parties lost contact and was beign attacked by a flyiong reptile like the dsaemons that aided zee axis in ww2 and their oiccult acts

she has issue communicating with moon base and i think the dfaemons are interfering with the communications

basil tells her not to go to da surface and she dont hearalso; moon base? is this robotech? theyy had moon bbased by the 00s, and mars bases

she womnnders wjhat to do and if she can help themn and can only land in the next orbit in a full hour and shge sez she must and it cuts to the undersea thingpof fish in the ussr or w/e

i think they had a dish tank in front of the camera and filmed the guys on land so its kinda clever

the people walking in space suits by a super car see the cliffs are in even rows like streets which shows some intelligent design and 1 guy goes to look around

1 gfuy seez a creature with a shark tale and dolphic head and andre or angelo dante from robotech goes on to get attacked by some tentacle monster, weait it goes by hium

he finds a cave that looks carved out and not nautural lie, that place on mars they found in 2023 and in there finds some item as fish swim around

they find a statue which is a sign of the protoculture and 1 thinks its a pretrfied tree but its a bronze statue with rubys and its some kind of idol statue based on the wyvern that attacked em in the sea

there was some kinda civilization there b4 and at the 1st teams place they find some volcanic thing that absorbs oxygen

they talk of living there and making a home and robot falls a tree with a chord and spinning like a toy to make a bridge

tgey ask the robot to play music and its nikki minaj and her p0rmn0 songs, jk its really some flute tghing

so the rescure ace team gets to the othetr side of the sea and starts a fire which maskes me think "what if if f'd the planet?!" thewre could be some werird schemical that malreacts to it like a ghuamn to chronic

they dry out the car and 1 guy cant get the radio to work and they talk of the civilization and how there may be a race of people watching em who thinks tyhey are monstewrs

they talk of what could the nativces look like and how they made a cityy uder the sea like atlantis like in teansformers

they wonder why they didnt make another city and one says they might have if we look on

they hear the song again and again, songs and alisen, macross/robotech

thew smoke in the background looked like people going by but i think its not and they sit there for a while and 1 thinks of what the woman songin might be

horns and breathing fire? like in futurama with the robot planet and the human?

he might be gay for the voice like in robotech with bowqie or minmei and at the other team, notices a volcano going off thathas light like a city behind it

that was the red spot they cay and the cloud made by it is covering the sun and 1 guy wants to take samples to bring back

this reminds me of the conquest of the pole from the 1910s and the aliens being the ice giant

so the lava flows and they get sam pulls and the lava traps em as then took too long

they have command robop cary em across in the lava as its lava proof but not fire proodf

roboto gets better radio data and can detect the other team but soon it starts overheating and needs to jettison some weight or it;ll never make it to cybertron

apparently it dont follow the 3 laws of robotics and is gonna throw the humans in the lava but theuy pull the wires in him to disconnect the mechanism and he f--ks out

the team is gojng in the hopver car and 2 get out as the 3rd goes on so theres room in it or w/e

they get on da car in a drive by and not like that 50 cent or vanilla ice song and save the humans

the robot falls in the lava and thats the end of it and latwer they guys think about the robot and it beign left there as it weas wa member of the team

1 guy has 3 kids as triplits and they ask about the names but he dont recall as they're new like a xxx starts b-000bs

they talk on if huamns cold survive and how in the past the earth was toxic and man excolved from the water, ewven though creation science disproved that

but 1 guy dont think theres other life formes on this planet and they point out the lizard men and they could be people

they talk of the city lights but not the chaplin movie and the one by a volcano and 1 guy angelo or andre thinks of the gitrl and then this big breen monster grabs him

but its really 1 astronaught or cosmonaught in plants, like in student bodies where they were in teh car and chris told a ghost story and victor fell on the hood oike a body

then more scenes of the lizards and some dimetrodfons and long neck dinosaurs and them collecting samm pullz

as they gon on thery hear the song and joke of the girl andre algelp wants and if they otta go over and look for her

they get to the ship and load the samplies and get word of a recording from the chick sdaying she lost contact with the mars i mean moon base and went to the pl,anet to help em against orders

thgis is why people dont like women on thhings like this

they cant contavct the moon base w/o her ship and 2 go up to orbit to look and contact the ground team to direct em

but b4 they can the ground f--ksd out and cracks and is uneven and is gonna eat the ship

they dump thinks they dont need for some reason and chick is recorded passing after the last message that ran outta tape and she never landed

she calls em and sez b4 she left the base got through to her and dr rathbone told her to do her f--kin job and her orbit was changed after the propellents ewnt off and she shut em off

they call the guys on the ground and tell them they found the chick and anred does the weather station and breaks the rock he found iopening it

inside is an alien face like star wars and he thinks the people on here are human and sez they cant leave  as the aliens are like thenm

evebn though theres no proof the one who sung is the same face as the one on the rock from long aggo

look at all the species o earth or in star trek

they take off and later we see the reflection of som,e humaniod by the water singing and raising its arms

the rocket goes off and narrator sez mans search for intelligent life on other planets and galaxies contiunues

the end

that was pretty good

nice classic sci i with soem realizm

kinda liek the lbj versuion of the martian from matt damon

creative and influensial and has good effects and style

good msuic and mystery and clever twists

i liked it and felt it was pretty cool even though basil rathbone was only iun like 4 mins of film

For Voyage To The Prehistoric Planet 2 I want the guy to steal a ship to return to the planet or rather sneak onboard the next ship there and get there to meet his woman who he lngs for, but along the way, the crew going there has figure out whats going on and hes faking being a ghost. when he gets there he reveals he wants to stay and will edevolve himself with microwaves to live on the plnanet with trhe chick and they go off with him being some kind of gecko creature. also its an 8 bit mpoint and cliock mystery gamnme where you playy as the crew and gotta find out whats fgoing on with the ghost and its on sega master system and game gear, nes and game boy, tg16, atari lynx and 780-0.