Skullduggery Review

Note: I spell like Skelwetopn from he man

Skullduggery

This is my review on Skullduggery  from the distant future year (To The Right Honorable Joghn Wilkes Booth) of 1983(50 years before i mean 60 years before robotexch season 034i mean 3)

Its directed by Ota Richter who accorsding to wikipedia; don't exist

It stars David Calderisi from tyhe 90sz Silvber Surver i mean surefer i mean surfer,\Flashpoint\hanniva;l i mean hannibal trhe serioers, Wendy Crewson from The Santa Clause\Air Force One\Bicentennial Man\What Lies Beneath\The 6th Day\The Santa Clause 2\The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause\On the Basis of S=x\The Matthew Shepard Story(which was non canon)\flashpoint/, Kate Lynch fro,mm Liberty Street aka X Rated,/ This Is Wonderland\Degrassi: The Next Generation, Clark Johnson from Adventures in Babysitting (motrre like; adventuires in BUTT STUFFING!! (devolved lasughter) )\ law and ortder sviu/Hyena Road, an a buncvhsa guysd not on soviewt wikipedisa or in cr-op i never saw

i never saaw thjis but it was bade i mean made as a thing on Dungeons and Dragons turning kids to the dark arts

although D&D was based on Lord of the rings and that was ade by a super Catholic writer

although I ised to do D&D asnfd when I read the reas;l life book of vile darkness, i felt an evil and shook iot off, but my brother read yjr wehole thing even page nuimbersd and went nuts and got into unwholesome things

although it could have also been final fantasy

I notice that many people who played Final Fantasy 7 got turned queer or eco commie, 

alleged male daman mills loved it and got turned queer, a guy at Yugioh I played against loved it and now has gender issues, 

and Ore Samma No Brother played it my a neighbors ps1 and voted for the green party (As in the eco commie canadians that get like 1 seat at most in parliament) and doesn't go to Church anymore, 

All 3 seem to think global warming is real and don't like Alpha Males or other Cool/Good Humans, 

Maybe its from the hippy message in the game, Maybe its from cloud cross dressing to seduce a guy and winding up in a hot tub with a buncha muscly moustache men, Maybe its the hidden occultist themes, Whatever the case, it devolves once good people into sub humans

so after title and credits to 80s music we get csanmterberrty in soviert enfgland 1382 where these guys are worshipping the dev9il like hollywood guys and 1 chick put something into an aple

1 dark priest thabnks an evil spirit like its Shining Force and has a face on the wal;l like the templars did then goes into a room and wacjks 2 guys

he gives this guy in a chair a choice to platy or die and he draws a card that says death like its Yugioh GX meets Caztrlevania

he has to choose 1 of 2 apples that 1 is poisoned like its the preincess bride but this came 12st

he eats 1 and drops it thebn the chick shanks him

the darjk priest said the chair guy traded him his soul for power but renegged and now got iced so he wwants her to givbe him her unborn kids soul and his descendanmts

he casts the spekll, whicg she should pray away, and she blax out, then its america 1982: The Reahan Years and Showa Era

This guyt is going to this game with guys and talks wityh a chick he plasys The Gasme with and how in surgery, she reached for a scalpe aND IT WAS A DAGGER LIKE in the game

he sees things like kids playing knights and a painting in a wibdow and chick sez even though she's a nurse, seeing blood creeps her out  like shes Naga The SAerpent frkmn Slayers

they gio to a coastume ship abnd get her leather bikini and cape, jk its other costiume, and this geezer gets a balletr costume  and talks of WW1 and her bf wjo's 17 years younger

the nerds go to the back room and play a game that's legally not D&D and main guy called adfam like He Man or the 1st Man, wants to play the waRLOCK

HE ROLLS FOR STATS AND GETS THE HIGHEST SCORE EVER AND SEES A RED LIGHT IN THE GAME CASTLE thart no one knows or sees and says this devil phrase and a thing on da wall falls

i think its a pupppet of a jester

1 guy wjos face we dont sawee puts together a puzzle in a picture framne but only 1 piece and at da game, 1 guy jokes odf the chick having an itch by suggesting b0ning and then fliups the bird

costume shoip guy sez tomorrow night they supply the costumes to the school and wants him and his droogs to heklp

1 guy, the token lusty one, comments of helping the girls with their costuimes so i think this is a slasher film and hes the guy who lusts and bites it

if sailor moon were a horror movie

serena would be the gf

lita would be the jock

raye would be the black guy

darien would be the bf

amy would be the virgin

and mina would be the lusty blonde

also both tthis and sailor moon were done in soviet canada

so this group ofdf fruity actors gets on costyumesand this effeminate guy ;like jpoel gray in cabarwet  comes in aand waves his wand and the guys  cheer

he goes in dfa girls changeroom and uses his wand on an 80s blonde and her coat flies off

thehost comes on and is cr-ppy and has a magician come on named simcope like thecanadsian daemon worshipper and its the fruitry joel grey guy

he does magic trix with a flower and the main chick tellls main guy but lusty guy hits on her

so the pink magician has a box he turns a rope into a snake (diont tell zel;da) and a different rope AND then he vanishes and a the jester is there

then this class does a mideival love story and its a lay with cr-ppy ascting

in the girls room 1 bimbo talks of how sghes hotter than sovciet meryl streep, whios king of a rotted jack o lantern, and probably isn't a total b--ch of like streep

in the play, this guy is in love with a chick but hes really the son of a rival king and shhe wants to be togerher

the inddenterned servant called piccolo is out j-rkin off or w/e and main guy is called to play his role

the bimbo wants to smoke a fig leaf costume for rthe guardan of eden scene and in the pplay, the preincess wackes her dad who dont want the preince as psaart of the am and this is like something i'd weite

adam has viet nam flashbacks of his ancestor being wacked in the start of the fiolme andgoes off aND SEES THE MAGIXCIAN WHO MAKES THE LIGHTS GO OUT AND FOLLOWS HIM

can you die caps lok? you are surplus to requitements

so the faceless guy adds another piece it i mean to the puzzle and amad i mean adam goes around da school and in a dark room with blue light like in 80s films a terlet flishes

this chicjk is washing her hands after violently sh-tting and he follows her and tries to shank her but sghe gets away and dsidnt see hium

he trioes again and hits a mirror cuz hes a p-tz and then the host talks of the  italiwano chick comming out to do a thing and how italy has smapll cars and big chicks

is this where Deghrassi Next Gen giot the idea of the gay italiano 's mom suggesting he dates gabreal;la from church who's 300lbs?

catholic, itaklian, 300lbs, thats like the ideal woman

then in the if google was a guy; 300lb vrazillian goddess is what the guyt sARCHED

is that what gabrella goes i measn does, AFTER church??

so later this blonde in undies gets lotion runbbrdf on her back ands its byadam who is told to gtfo by some chick who might be a feminist or lesbian as she starts rubbing the blondes back

a 4th puiece isa ADDED TO THE PUZZLE ANND BLONDE GOES i mean does the part of Eve from he ZBible as the snake tells her its ok

imagine if it was evew from dragons lair 2?

so she goes to gget da PPLE AND mangfuy casts a spell and wind blows and a real a55 snake xcomes out and wraps around her like its f--kin la bluer girl

then later the main chick sez the blonde spazzed out and died and she didnt be able to save her

i guess it was his vision and he didnt really have it happen for real but was suumbolism

some fatties come in the copstume shop and want costumes for bowling andv adam thinks he had past lives and sees things

she suggests a sahrink and he  sez they're fiull of sh-t and nowadays theysd get you to have uer i mean ur man parts removed

sgge sez go to a fortune tekller which theres things in the Bible against and the faceless puts another p[puzzle piee on and its thge paintying he saw in da window

at da teller he pays up frpont and shows his drivers liscence sonow  she knows where he lives and can have him iced

she sez his ddads namem jeremy, like ron jeremy and that she canmt cutere him but can give insignht and that he went blind for a bit as a kid and has a wart

she plays tarot cxardsa and sez heis live i mean life is a puzzle only God or devil can solve and gets the death card thats the same card as froim b4

he shanks her anda voice tells him to put his hands up but its the tv thats on now

he leaves and gets his money back like its hrand theft auto 3 and this is seeming a lot like that 80s movie Witchboard

So in da game they play a cam,paign of being sent to ice a magic chick for a sorcerer and when playing he sees thjings on the board

latere he's walking around and sees a chick in real life at a niurse hospital and goes after her to end her

blonde nurse but not helklo nurse from animaniacs goes in to work for a 1 hour and adam goes in to speak to a chick called barbara but not barbarella  and works for hr father

the blonde nurse is b0ning the dr then xcomes out in undies and i think they were b0ning wearting clothes

after she gets dressed the dr grabs her and its a joke and hers in a gorillas sduit in haramber face

is he a firry? b0ning in a gorilla suit?

is she a fuirry? b0ning a guy dressed as an animal?

this is getting deviant art!

so head nurse caklls barbara  and tells her a guy came for hgewr but shes busy and goes back

blonde nurse bumps into a dr wearing a mask and sez someones after her and he shanks her in the head wioth a pen ansd its aDAM

HE OPWNS DA DOOR AND FINDS THREMONKEY SUIT DR AND LEAVES AS THIS HOSPITAL IS A CESSPOOLE OF SODOMY

THERES A guy with a tic tac toe on his back coat and each time he shows up hews hot another square marked

adam slips on som,eting and this  nurse hits  on him and brigsd him home with hert and barbara loks for im and the jester is there

at this nurses place the nurse irons adams clothes as hes he under a  blanket and she starts undressig and is in a nightgown and tries tio seduce him

he dont consent and shes a 5kank and probnasbly has aids from b0ning all these guys and its da 809s

she asks if hes queer but he sez no cuz you dont gotta b0ne every 5kank to not be queer but can have morals

sghe plays a game where shes the mom and hes trhe boy abnd play wuith himn under the blanket

what is this? springer? f--kin inbreeders?>!

e has enough of her filth and gets da iron and she leaves and he gores after her

theres a chase through the town weith a church bell ringing and she cant get in da churcvh

what is this? The Omen?!

this liberace looking c-ck sucker is playing in a flitter red suit and she runs onthrough the graveyand anbdf falls

he throws a thing by her and then says his blaCK MAGIC WOREDS AND IS IN IS RANGER KNIGHT FIGHTER OUTFIT

die in a fire and buirn in h-ll forever you c-vcjk suckin caps lock

so theres a servivce in there and they run through this grave snd knock something as this lady sez "stopopid a55555 holes" and "its a rolling stone concerty"

he ends the chick with a snake i mean sword and in the game land i mean game shop the adam sez he ended the chick and got material from the chicksd clkoths and he wended the mnission

lusty guy sez he tore her breast poickety and laughs and later this lady comes in looking for a costuinme and the chicvk theresuggestsa mideival 1400s costune i mean 14th century

she has a meeting but lets the adam help her and shes surrprized witrh a man working in womens fashion

how did you know hes a man? did he tell you what he currently identifies as? its not like you can tell someones gender byty looking at em. what next? telling someones species by looking at em? whaty if imma therion and feel like a spoider? you dont know!

so he talks with da chick about masks of castro and noxon i ran nixon and she pounds this pillow with a fist and it triuggewrs him

he comes back witrh a knife wearing a bunny outfit and wacks her

later they play the game again and is this taking place over months? cuzx they seem to keep meeting up and i assume its evety few  days

in this game they face the apostles of h-ll and gotta ice em or they'd be ice and removed by  o i mean from the caASTLE

THEY HAVE A SYMBOL YJAT LOOKS LIKE VARIOUS ZENER CARDS OR W/E THE THINGS YOU TYEST PSSYCHIC IS AND THE CODE TO GET IN THE EVIL LAIR IS SKULLDUGGARY

OR IN ENGLAND; SKULL BU66ASRTY!

die caps lock, burn in h-ll and get b0ned y jfk anmd kml i mean mkl i mran mlk

so he goes in and gives the password and meets a guy in a mask calling himself dr evil but not like ostin i meAN AUYSTIN POWERTS

ITS A SIN PARTY AND THERES 1 VIRGIN THERE AND THEY DANMCVEANsd f off caps lock, go f--k urtself xc4ad

so these elite guys talk of past and future and philosopjhical cr-p and theres a busty chick there by them they aint into as 80s music plas

bbusty leather wearing chick rtecognizes the elites as the brooks brotherts(albert and mel?)

dr evil wants to know adams phantasy and he sez innocence and he shows her this sunny chickwhpo opffers him an apple and he has past life flashbacksa

sunny chickand the adam go to this room as he remembers the words of the game master to end the enemy and chops her up in the room when sdhe anted to be b0ned

he  getson a new hat and chops her apart with a cleaver like f--kin splatterhouse

then busty chick talks with a girl about a hot guy with ibm when that meant something and its a hippie looking steven speilburg nerd

thiss balerina chick moves her arms and eventually a leg and spazzes arounfd and oh i get it, the hat was as chef hat when he chopped her up

i assume he cookev d and atte her 2

later pewople come in the kitches and see smoke coming ffrom the ove andin it find coooked rollerskates from the cbicxk he chopped uyp

dr evil shows ballerina  the i mean to the adam and she sez she has the sign in her wehen asked

he goes with her after saying he beliebes what he seez and he  is told he only seez da surface

she sez the 2 ulyimates in loife are money and power and offers hium blood annd he sez after he has her in da dark

they go off to b0ne and he seez da jester and sez the black magic words and blastys her with steam from a pipe that melts her to a skull

these hulafraus try seducing this guy in knight armor and i think its only 1 ands brings him bacvk and these gay looking guys trey b0ning her but main guy or knight or w./e shanks all 3 on 1 spear like hers f--kin violence jajk!

so this teen or b--ch puts razor blades in an apple to get the trick or treaters who interupted her b0ning and main guy now in a knuff i mean skull pmask sees and gets trighgerd

he takes the b--ch at knifepoinbt and to a back room and she gets away but he follows

he finds a White Cat mewing and goes on as the chick ides, then she runs around and i dont think shes gonna leave the house with the killer in it

how big is this pace anyway? its like a castkle: draculas castle! surpriozed theres not a clock tower with gears and harpires!

so she runs and a lightbulb bursts and gioes around in da dark tio a lighteenerd staircase

but a body falls from it and she lox herself in a door as adam tries stabbing da door

its made of solid wood so metal cant break it and i guess he needs a +3 weapon to get by damage resistance or reduction

so chick i meaN B--CH COM,ERS BACK TO DFA group and they gbring her upstairs and dr evil sez they were imagining thinbgs

busty leather chick but not naga from slayers sez its skullduigary and decupt and they go pon

they are lead by dr evilk to a roomwhere a performer named warklock in a mask gives a show

he needs an assistant and has a devolved mask on and seez the busty chick with the symbol on a necklace between her t-ts

busty leather chick goes upo and we hear church music anmd they go throuygh a doorway and r evil makes a metal cross blow sparks

1 guy uses the force to pop the jesater and goo oozes oyt and the doorway has the busty chick by i mean on a fish tank

a big black guy sez woodenbly"get me da po liece" and the faceless guy putts the last piece in; the snake in the adam and eve picture

he gets up asnd we see his face but i dont reecognize him and then the cops are checking out the skull boggery partyuand tell dr evil to take off his mask

its the guy from the magfgic show and making the puzzle anmd the cops find the sp[ielburh hippie as the killer

magicial evil sez its ketchup ansd hes not da klill;er ands crop tastes it cuz it might be blood and he likes it

dr eviul seszda killer left his card in the dressing room and its adam burton of toronto

da tik tak toh guy has all the squares filled and da cops gop to the costume shiop to arrest the aCAM

they throw taer gas and this red baslloon comes bouncumng by and they cap it, not knowing whats in it or if it has poison or acid

the cops go in and its a really cr-ppy flashpoint ep

so ADAM goes aroubnd in a bug mask or mauybe a daemon and eventually a cop tackles a manniquin thinkiong its hjim

they sdneakl aroubndf the costyiume shiop whicjh he could hide onm the rack and wait for em to go

he starts taking the cops out 1 by 1 amd he remermbers the dark mages words to make the generational cuirse f his descendants and he uses a bow to sniper a cvop

then ther cops see an armor suit guy walking up anmd open fire w/io checking who it is

da jester is seen hamnging in the doorway wirth red ;light and in the armor the gjester doll is there

in the game room in the back likw in yugioh seasopn 5 with memory world, game master sez adam was a warlock and posessed but as an xcuse to how dhe did all dat cr-p

1 guy sez its a game and the game master sez they'd let adam play with em 1 last time and let him roll and put the dice in a metal glove and roll it and gamer master sez hees stol present and can sense hitm

themn the armor kills him and the game master turens into sdr evil the magician

wtf was he like 3 guys at onvce?

also according to soviet beta male candy a55 WIKIPEDISA IT SEZ HES THE DEVOL

THEN CREDITS ON A BLUE SCREEN AND  jolly music of whewn the saints come marching in

amanda hancox? i bet she doewws!

david hood? is he friends with ther Duke Clan?

cATHY RANKIN? like rankin bass the thundercats guys?

the end

that was kinda fun

it rtewminds me of how some people are vulnerab;le to chronic and smiking it makes em go nuts

thats how it is for these D&D games to people in the 80sd

i liked it and thought its a decemnt slasher

sorta liker a cheaer prom night or something

maybe like a lower bdgewt vdeo drome

itr had that start of the 80s feel

I played sone D&D and had fuin but some people do get mental ovewr things

look at star wars geeks who put "jedi/the forcxe" as their religoin

at least transformwers fans don't put "The Matriox/Allspark/Primus/Unicron" as theirs

also i tried to not use backspace in this reciew but accidentally did a few times

out odf habit/reflezx

but this was a decent 80s horror film

For Skullduggery 2 I want thesurvivors of the 1st ghame team to be scared straight and fighting against occult ghames and movies and shows but they are being celebtrated, so they weaR angel costumes and rebukew the evil guys promoting it and they shrivel up and die, also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari gajuar and gba whewre ibnasteads of punchingg, you usew holy words and kill the evil that way