12 Angry Men Review

 Note: i spell like men

12 Angeu Men

This is my review on 12 Angry Men from the distant future year of 1957 (40 years before he gloal govil war)

Its directal by Sidney Lumet who did the 70s Murder on the Orient Express

It stars Martin Balsam from On the Waterfront\Psycho\Breakfast at Tiffany's\orignal Cape Fear\the 60s The Twilight Zone\Little Big Man\The Taking of Pelham One Two Three\Murder on the Orient Express\Death Wish 3\Cape Fear, John Fiedler from The Ballad Of Josie\Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day\70s Robin Hood\Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too\The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh\The Fox and the Hound\Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore\The Emperor's New Groove\The Twilight Zone\Dennis the Menace\My Favorite Martian\60s Star Trek\The Rockford Files\The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh\Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too\The Book of Pooh\House of Mouse, Lee J. Cobb from Anna and the King of Siam\On the Waterfront\Exodus\Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse\How the West Was Won\The Exorcist\Double Indemnity, E. G. Marshall frpm  Superman II\Creepshow/National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Jack Klugman from The Twilight Zone\Quincy, M.E. Edward Binns from Judgment at Nuremberg\Patton, Jack Warden from Sunset Boulevard\From Here to Eternity\Problem Child 1 and 2\The Replacements\ the 60s The Twilight Zone, Henry Fonda from The Grapes of Wrath\The Ox-Bow Incident\Fort Apach\the 50s Warlock\The Swarm, Ed Begley from Tulsa\Dark City\Inherit the Wind\Billion Dollar Brain\Hang 'Em High, Robert Webber from The Dirty Dozen\10\The Rifleman\Double Indemnity\The Rockford Files\Quincy, M.E., Rudy Bond from  A Streetcar Named Desire\On The Waterfront\The Godfather\The Taking of Pelham One Two Three, and a few guys not on candy a55 frooty booty soy boy, beta male, vegan, stoner, hippe, peta, commie monkey, aids bag wikipedia which is full of LIES and SIN!! Or that I have;t see in in anything else.

I saw this b4 and forgot a lot but its good

st it starts withthis court house andthis teen is charged with predetirtated murder and the judge sesto decide the faye of the accused

if there's reasonable doubt, he's not guilty, if theres none, the accused gets it hard

the accused is this gaijin looking teen then title and credits

so its the hottest day of the year like in do the right thing but not as devolved and theres no AC and not A C Slater, Andersodom Cooper or ariel castro and they are locked in so they don't leave

but if there's a fire they cook like meth (And the guys are smoking)

there's small talk of wanting teens beat down b4 they rise up (Like on reddit?) andthe guys eventually have a base vote to see where they stand

it must all vote  way or the other and the vote sez 11 guilty 1 not guilty so they gotta talk it out

the hold out sez he can't send a 18 year old accused of shanking his dad in the chest w/o a talk and it shouldn't be done quiock

this pushy new yorker wants yo see his ball game andit starts at 8 and they'd talk for an hour

hold out sez the accused had a cr-ppy life and was his mom bit it at 9, went to a foster home for a year wen dad was in jail, and got beat up as he was n the slums

1 guy sez the accused and his kind are bad and they decide to say their piece

wiener guy sez he thought the accused was guilty and it wasn't proven otherwise, but was told the prosecution has to prove he did it(innocent til proven guilty)

1 guy sez there was a fight and kid ran out and was seen

1 sez kid aed he was at da movies and didn't remember which one and 1 sez the geezer chick neighbor saw it, also she saw him through a passing train w/o people

hold out sez to racist guy "why you believe neighor? she's one of THEM too"

1 guy sez the accused hada fight w/ dad who beat him but hold out sez he was used to it, but it told "mght've een 2 slaps 2 many"

new yorker sez accused had a record for mugging/knife fighting and racist guy sez howe kids dont respect rents and he called his da Sir

also racist guys 9 yar old ran from a fight and he made a man outt him ut at 16 his son slugged him and ran away and its been 2 years

1 guy sez the accused is slum scum and only filth comes from there but jack klugman i think  sz he was from da slum and they mean "we dnt mean you"

after discussion on who sez what next, hold out sez the defence laywer didnt do a good job and let things slide when he could have said more

also only 2 witnesses were there and 1 only heard(spoiler; weye witness testamony is actually pretty unreliable)

hold out sez about the knife and 1 guy sez accused got beat by dad, went out, got a knife, hung out with his droogs who saw the knife, went 2 a movie, came back, was arrwsted/thrown down the stairs, sez the knife fell outta his pocket and the jury dont buy it

they show the knife (which the jury probably shouldn't have) and storekeep sez its the only one he had in stock and stabs it in the table, but holdout shows em another copy he bougt fro  the slum he walked in at night

uying switchblades is a crime and he broke the law but s its still possible that it might've been not the acuseds knife

he has em have a secret ballot and if all 1 say hes guilty he'd go with em but when they count it thers  who turned

racist guy b--ches out as "we gotta put the guilty man in the chair where he belongs" and trus to find who changed but the geezer sez he did and the accused is probably guilty but he wants to hear more from hold out

they take kind of a break and1 guy chats wirth hold out about their jobs and how da accused is guilty and hold out otta not fight

then nother guy comes in andsez the accused is gulty but jury duy beats work but hold out sez "suppose you were on trial" but he relies "suppose  the accused did it and you let him go?"

they go back to deliberating and say the witnesses saw/heard the attack andsome guys are dodling or playing tic tac toe and hold out crumples it up and sez "diss aint a game"

yami yugi: geimu no jikan!

hold ot ez the train takes 0 seconds for the train to go by and trains are loud so the lady seeing the guy shanking the guy would be 10 second before the body hit the floor would be whle the train is going by and it'll be too loud to hear

racist sez "no one can be that accureate with timing" but hold out sez "when it comes to life, it should be"

geezer sez something but racist tells him off but a tough guy tells off racit for talking bad at a geezer

geezer sez the wtness was a geezer who wanted attention and said cr-p to get it but wasn't lying and got mixed up

hold out sez if the accused sez "imma keel yoo" might be an expression and accused is too smart to yel it and mean it as hes too smart and racist ez their kind aint as he don't speak good english, before hes corected by a grammer nazi

1 guy changes his vote so its 3 to 9 and new york base ball c=xk sucker who needs to be b0ned by a babe ball batt by the butt sez the laywer knew the guy was guilty but is countered by hold out by thats proof he didnt getta good defence

a gajin juror sez if the accused iced him, why go back for the knife? and if he left in a panic, he'd not have wped the prints off it, also wouldnt he have heard the scream of the witness? but was said screas are common in the slums

they vote again and gaijin jorur votes not guilty and this is b/w but widescree

racist puls the knife and sez the accused was seen using it bt it was the wrong knife

having enough he slices the hold out acoross the face and drops the knife, freaked out at his explosion of anger

jk really they talk of crippled gerzer witness who saw accusd running out and if he made it in 15 seconds to see him going down the stairs after the body hit the floor

they usethe chart saying he'd have to walk 12 feet, get da door, go 45 feet, then ddo another door

hold oit sez the defence lawyer didnt hassle the crippled geezer as he'd look bad and hold oit tries walking the distance with a limp from when the body fell and wiener times it at 41 senonds

racist goes mental and wants to put the accused to sleep and when called a sadist by hold out, he wiggs out and sez he'd kill him but is held back and told "you dont mean you';d really kill me, do you?" to show people say expressions

this gy keeps tankng his own positon

gaijin weho might be an italiano or meixcaono sez how great democracy is and working together makes America Great

We Can Do AnY Thing By WoKing With Each OthEr

they have an open vote and its 6/6 and racist guy whines about facts getting in the way like an evolutionist hearing of dinosaur sightings in the 1900s

new yorker talks with wiener about changing his vote and he sez it sfelt right

it starts raining and 1 guy tells some stroy about something i dot get and base ball new york soviet sodomite turns on a fan as he plays with paper and throws it in the fan to be knocked into geezer head

racist wants to call a hung jury(tee heee) but is told he don't get reasonable doubt, wait it was new yorker who was aid that after agreeing with racist and he tells off intalio gaijin for coming into his land and telling him how to run things

they talk about if the accused saw any movies as he said but  when 1 was asked of what movies he aw recent, he cant recall it all and wasnt under emotional stress

the rain ends the ball game so nrew yorker whos devolved as base ball s-cked and its ants running in a square a mile away for 7 hours has no reason to kleave

also football plays in the snow

wiener sez the son was 6 inches less than his dad and not in d0ng size and they test how a smaller guy would usea switchblade and it looks likehe stabbed from up but jck klugman ez he knew switchblades in is slum and you swing underhanded as if you do a down stab you switch hands and it dont work

2 more guys inclusing base ball butt hole change the vote and most are not guilty but italiano tells him off for playign with a mans life over base ball tickets and to vote how you feel instead of whats convienent

back door bae ball banana crammer sez he thinks the guy is not guilty and they vote and now its 9 to 3 in not guilty which makes raist spazz out again and goes on a tirade about how those people are violenct and awful and devolved and sub human but dont say any diect race  and it turns the  the others sgainst him

this is like the news on anyone THEY say is "bad" andn  a "Danger" to what THEY say is US but THEY mean THEM

hold out sez personal predjudice is dangerous and the hold outs otta explain their pov

1 guy sez the geezer lady witness saw it and he uys it as she was bedded by the window\

1 guy sez he changeds his vote to guilty and its 8 to 4 and racist sez to say its a hung jury and not with a foot long b0nar and they say they'd start talking on being hung at 7 and now its 6 something

geezer points out that 1 guy rubs his nose as hes got glasses and hes got a glasses dent in it like the geezer lady nitness who rubbed her nose in court

she was 45 but looked 35 from make up and dyed hair and sexy clothes and no glasses and probably didnt wear em to bed but racist sez she nmight have been far sightet nor nused sunglasses but wienrer sez as the womans sight is in queston they cant execute the accused.

more change the vote and racist guy goes on a tirade about all the evidence put up he thinks still stands all loud and devolved until he throws his wallet on thre table and his picture of him and his son comes out and he eventually breaks down and sez not guilty

fun thing, 1 actor in this, jack warden, was in the movie, guilty as sin, which seems off afetr this.

the jury leaves and geezer intorduces himself to hold out and they shake hands and walk off and outside into the new day and then we see images of the actors and teir names from the film like space balls

Oh and the italiano was actually a czech

the end

that was quite ngood

well made, will filmed well acted and wellmmade

the camera getz closer and closer as it goes on it increase the feeling and sense

I hear if it wre a real trial, it would be cancelled for interfernce from what the guys did

it tells a good story and you see the characters go from 1 side to the other, and all it took was 1 guy questioning thevevidence and looking deper to see the REAL Truth

Nowadays THEY might make the hold out look bad for questioning the "Experts" and spreading "mis"information

But this one gves a good feelng and makes you more positive. Theres humor and heart and it shows the good a man can do

A very positive film

Also theres no chicks in this movie, all dudes and it don't need em

For 12 Angry Men 2 I want the racist guy to go on a quest to reconsily with him son and looks for clues to find where he went, and travels the world from 1 clue to another, but finds hes caught by a mexican cartel, so he has yto take em out and save him son before they chop him up and cook him in acid. Also its an 8 bit point and Click adventure like thart Phantasy Star Game but on Sega Master System and Game Gear, Nes and Game Boy, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you use items to get to the next part and find your way through the cartel base and save your son.