Thursday, November 23, 2023

Urotsukidoji V The Final Chapter Review

 Note: I spell too hot for tv

Urotsukidoji V The Final Chapter

This is Ore Samma No Review on Urotsukidoji V The Final Chapter from the distant future year of 1996(35 years beofre Battlestars the return of Convoy)

Its the final part in the Urotsukidoji Amine but they only did 1 ep with missing animation cuz of low money or w/e

its based on the manga by Toshio Maeda who's cool and likes Go Nagai and invented tentacle p0rn0 cuz in japan you cant show the crotch so he siad "is just a limb so its not a man thing" and it was kosher

its directed by Hideki Takayama who did the Sea CD game Road Blaster aka Road Avenger/Adventure Kid/ Angel Cop/Beast Wars II/Gaiking: Legend of Daiku-maryu /Mystery of the Necronomicon\a few eps of Naruto Shippuden (Ninja ball z)/Speed Racer X(Hopefully not rated X with Speed b0ning the mach 5 cuz hes got the car fetish)/Street Fighter II V/and Urotsukidoji 2 3 4 and 1.

It stars Tomohiro Nishimura from Astro Boy the 00s anime\Berserk\Case Closed\Death Note\Demon Lord Dante\Digimon Frontier\Digimon Tamers(wich was kinda emo)\Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture\Grenadier\Hamtaro\Mobile Fighter G Gundam\Monster Rancher\My Neighbor Totoro\Pokémon\Pokémon Advance\Power Stone\Pretty Cure\Sailor Moon S\Street Fighter II V\Ultimate Muscle\Urotsukidoji 1 2 3 4 and the new saga/Yu-Gi-Oh! GX\Zillion: Burning Night, Kumiko Takizawa (Who died on my b day)from Bleach\Case Closed\Ghost Stories\Gorillaman\New Cutey Honey\Pokémon Generations\The Raepeman Anime Version\Superbook\Urotsukidōji 1 and 3\Wedding Peach, Miyuki Matsushita from Case Closed\Dinozaurs\Fobia\Urotsukidōji 1 3 and 4\Wedding Peach and a lot of p0rn0, Rei Igarashi from BioHunter\La Blue Girl Returns\Case Closed\Demon Beast Invasion\Demon Lord Dante\Inuyasha\Ogenki Clinic Adventures\The Raepeman Anime Version\Serial Experiments Lain\Urotsukidōji IV, Yumi Takada from Astro Boy rom the 00s\(La) Blue Girl\Case Closed\Demon Beast Invasion\Demon Beast Resurrection\God Mazinger\Guy\Hanappe Bazooka\Lady Blue\Mahoromatic - Automatic Maiden\Pokémon\Pokémon Advance\Ranma ½\Sailor Moon Sailor Stars\Demon Beast Invasion\Urotsukidōji 1 2 3 and 4\Venus 5 and a lot of p0rn0 anime, Yuriko Yamaguchi from (La) Blue Girl Returns\Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie\Case Closed\Daigunder\candya66 Dragon Ball Super\Dragon Pink\Eureka Seven\Fullmetal Alchemist\Inuyasha\Lady Blue\Mon Colle Knights\aruto\New Cutey Honey\One Piece\Pocket Monsters\Pokémon\Pokémon Advance\Pokémon Chronicles\Shaman King\Super Dragon Ball Heroes\Urotsukidōji II\Variable Geo\Wedding Peach\Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal\Zatch Bell, one of ore samma no faves Daisuke Gouri from Star Fox 64\Dead or Alive\Lunar 2: Eternal Blue\alis III\Battle Arena Toshinden\Bio Armor Ryger\Bleach\Case Closed\Dog Soldier: Shadows of the Past\Dominion Tank Police\Dragon Ball/Z/GT\Fist of the North Star the 80s movie\Fist of the North Star\Fist of the North Star 2\Fullmetal Alchemist\Genesis Climber Mospeada\Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex\Gorillaman\Inuyasha\Jungle Book: Shōnen Mowgli\Ki*Me*Ra\Locke the Superman\MÄR\Megazone 23\Ninja Gaiden OVA\Ninja Scroll\One Piece\Pokémon\Saint Seiya\Sakigake!! Otoko Juku\Shin Kyūseishu Densetsu Hokuto no Ken: Raoh-den Gekitō no Sho\Shin Kyūseishu Densetsu Hokuto no Ken: Yuria-den\Shuten Doji\Slayers - The Motion Picture\Slayers Return\The Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross(Robotech season 2)\Tekken: The Motion Picture ovas\Transformers: Super God Masterforce\Transformers: Victory\Transformers: Zone\Ultimate Muscle\Urotsukidōji 1 and 4\Escaflowne\Yu-Gi-Oh! GX\Cutie Honey\The Flying House, Hirotaka Suzuoki  from Mega Man X6 and X7/Amon - Apocalypse of Devilman\Case Closed\Dragon Ball\Z\GT/Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora\Fatal Fury 2: The New Battle\Fist of the North Star 2\Genesis Climber Mospeada(robotech season 3)\Guy\Kyomu Senshi Miroku\M.D. Geist\Mad Bull 34\Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow\Pokémon\Ranma ½\Sailor Moon Sailor Stars\Saint Seiya\The Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross\The Super Dimension Fortress Macross\The Super Dimension Fortress Macross: Do You Remember Love?\Urotsukidoji 1 and 2.

I saw this b4 and abrided it and its well done

also its an adult anime so its got a lot of b0ning

so we get text and a narrator saying how theres moe to this realm than we see and there salso a realm of demons and man beasts

they have a legend that after 3000 yeas the chjin or overfirled but really super god will arrive and unite the relams, and that time is close

then we see clips of the 1st urotsujodoji where nagumo b0ned akemi in the school after dark and got her pregnant after vowing to be together forever

he devolved and hulked out while b0ning her and turned into a daemon kaiju and nuked japan but Amano of the man beast realm who looked for the chojin for yers attacked him and went in thinking hes the chojin he long searched for

inside he met the real chojin whos the unborn kid of akemi and nagumo whospoke from in akemi as this is pro life and knows the truth and akemi was mindwiped and nagumo is the demon of destruction who is gonna wipe out the old world to make way for the new one

a good thing on how when teens b0ne they get pregnant and their lives as they know it are over and they gotta be there for their kid

so akemi cant die til she poops out the chojin in 100 years and in the past he lead the demon and man beat realms and went to sleep for 3000 years but awoke to find man had devolved into greedn and selfishness and will start over so people will know how to love

amano vows to survive the demon century century orguss and see the new world and the city burns and we get the title

also amano was searching for the chojin and wanted it more than anything but whe it came, it wasn't what he epected and it changed everything

kinda like teens wanting to b0ne or those wanting the Second Coming of Jesus to fix everything

so we see naked green light akemi spinning around in osaka castle and p-ssing womb juice and amano goes to osaka castle to see the new chojin afte a century pregnancy

nothing changed and it looks how the ruined city when nagumo nuked it but amano recalls how 30 years after akemi got pregnant, the kyo oh or mad regent or lord of chos came whos this blonde chick and after a long trip of several oavs, made it to osaka and p-ssed womb blood and the chojin who came out early ate it cuz hes gross

but when kyo oh b0ned chojin, he devolved and was revealed to be a fake chojin from the demon realm and thats a werid trist and retcon that dont make much sense

so he devolved into a weird tentalce yugioh card and 0ned her all over and she did mouth stuff to his tentacle and 2 other tentacles and he died of b0ning and not like freddy mercuy

amano thinks the power from the b0ning fight made the chojin come sooner and Amano sees Nagumo is back and in his demon of destruction forme and going godzilla with b0ners all over the japan

amano talks to him but he attacka anamo with a mouth blast like he's Broly andAmano avoids it

meanwhile, Akeni poops out all this goo like andersodom cooper after some time in the bath house as biden said and this lightening goes from the castel to the sky and eventually akemi sh-ts out this ki blast from her womb and Amano sez the chjin is borna nd he can see the new world or shin seikai

then we see this organ like hip and the real title with soem cg like a ps1 game

in the pool of life in this organ ship like in cobra la or with the invid is these fleshy things moving and its a  image being spazzd around by cg

it formes croth thing and they meet and drops  thing in the pool and it hits the bottom and plants itself and rises as a lotus and unfurls and its got a naked non gendered thing but not like the tumbler nuts who went to reddit after they banned p0rn0

days later, osaka isall fd as usual and the people snap and start wacking each other and daemons and man beasts join in and its a melstrom of violence and blood like something outta Go Nagai

oh and people are b0ned by humans and monsters with various appendages

Amano in beast mode but not like beast wars or beast machines or altered beast goes around wasting people like DBZ meets Berserk and when his 80s babe sister Megumi shows up he comes, to his senses and sees he was posessed or we and went oj

they see everyones going mental like commies at a protest ebing told facts and they come, acoss thi organ ship that came when the chiin came and go to it

they chck osaka castle and findakemi naked and floating and her hair is long and not inpigtails when she gets f--ked in the a55 like a pig like that dan green anime stepmother sin says

so they go off with her and these alien things that look like some kinda 80s anime monster attack with laser arms and amano and megumi dodge they shots and beat em on

Amano puts akemi on the side to fight em and the midget thing kuroko crarls in her womb to fit his pregnancy feish

jk really amano used a screen nuke and lightening force bust em  and finds they all have the sme face under their masks and they have no croteches

then the genderless thing comes down and sez its the messenger of imagination nizuhi who is made by the chijin and has the powrr of imagination that the other races font have to make what they think real an use it to manipulate the other races

this is a lot like how gender offenders say "i feel like this, so i am it" and attack the normal people who use facts. Toshio Maeda predicted the future, orwarned us it was comming!

so the nzushi used its power to make a big crotch monster horseshoe crab that attacks amano and he zaps it but it s undamaged and when they clash mano is f;d and on the grond with a head hole like lincon had comming

then nizushi uses its powers to bust off megumi's clothes and tackles her and uses mypnosis to make her into it

then nizush grows a b0nar and megumi mouthes it as something carreis off amanos body

then nzushi b0nes megumi and has 2 colored eyes like Yubel in Yugioh G who's also a hermaphrodite

nizush sez megmi is tenstrongest woman in the 3 realms and then turns into a  chick and sez it can be whatever it wants and does crotch thing to megumi and i guess she's queer now but it turns into a dude again and b0ned her

then in the organ ship is the field of conception and nizushi goes in and creates things in the field of birth that drip like egg yolk into humanoids w/o gender ad goes downto the field of growth to be made into the pink things like power rangers enemies and fly does to attack people

in the underground like sonic underground or beast machines the drs work on amano but hes dead and akemi is doing ok so they try electroshock on amano to get his heart going again like nikki sixx from motely crew after an OD

so they tell akei they are a secret group that is under osaka and saved em and as amano wa shock he sees the kyo oh who brings him into the light and shows him the cemetary of time where it shows how earth looks arons ago with the ancienst who were neither of the 3 realms lived between e and iced each other

the chojin revived=m em and make em fight then dividen em into human beats and demon so now the 3 races fight cuz the chojin made em so hed clear em out for the new race

amano is mad that the god beyond gods is toying with mortals and his burning spiit revives him and hes back awake and reunites with akemi who feels refreshed and didnt swell up from the pregnancy

amano is sore from being killed and akemi wants to know about nagumo butamano sez he's the demon of destruction, like the god of destruction in dragon ball super but not f--king gay

then comes in the anti g!v task force who survived after the military fwll and wait, they ahve a gQv?  i thought this was mad max

so they save damano and akemi and thn the genderless gthings come in toice the humans like beast machine and wait its the daemons or ma kai and the gender free things shred the humans with pink lasers and shred daemons too

is this a queer anime? i can see the queers siding with teh chjin as "gender is racist" or w/e

akemi goes up to find nagumo an amano comes, with herand once topside we get nagumo busting outta the ground like the kool aid gy from h-ll

amano wonders why nagumo is still hakai no oni after the chjin was bron and megumi shows up in the same style outsfit but its a diffrent clothes as her last one got ripped off when she was b0ned by the gender offender

megumi is ok after being b0ned a lot as she b0nes a lot and is probably used to it

so nagumo uses a breath weapon to bust of the city and akemi is telling him to stop and runs to him cuz she loves him even though hes devolved into a monster

a lesson the celebs can use as its for better or worse as long as you live, not, until hshe finds a bigger blacker guy to b0ne like back door kim kardashian or soviet taylor swift

so a ulding falls on akemi and nagumo saves her and akemi recalls how when the chojin took hr over she wanted nagumo to ice her to stop the chojin but b4 the chojin stopped em

akemi sez even if th chojin has his mind she has his heart(who has his courage?) and she loves him no matter what cuz shes a good woman whos loyal and honest

nagum spazzes out and charges his lazer but Amano saves herby blasting Nagumi and catches her and flying off as nagumo blasts the area and akemi whines wanting nagumo but amano sez its useless and to wait til the time is right

Amano has Megmi look after Akemi so she dont do anything stoopid as she usually does and Amano goes to face the cho jin

in the organ ship nizushi goes girl and then guy and the ki in the area its in changes


amano goes to the organ ship and inds this weird hermaphrodite thing who knows amano from before but he dont know it and they fight

in the organ ship nizushi changes genders as lights go off on the top of the organ star ship and as amano fleis around it the hermaphordote tirs him up with long fingers liek mr fantastic and zaps him with ki

Amano uses his ki to zap and pop the hermaphrodite but nizushi changes gendersand it revives the hermaphrodite and the slime in the place its in erupts intoits back and grabs its man thing

the hermpahrpdite is amazed at the power of chaos that amano ued to pop it and fight him and zaps him with blue ki butthe slime in the room nizushi is in makes it b0nes itself and the anaimation keeps flipping between positions of nizushi withouth any inbetwween and its hard to follow

so the hermaphrodite disintegrates and amano goes in as the ch jin sez he cant call nizushi complete

amano goes to the cho jin whos a light and force thatblows him back and amano wants him to make nagumo normal

cho jin sez he has use for nagumo to ipe out the past world/races for the new one and amano wants more time to prove themselves but chojin sz th stong wipe out the lower ones as thats how things evolved(but isnt this god comming back after 3000 years proof of creationism?)

Amano sees the cho jin is gonna ice hm and hes gonna rebel against the god and start an uprising to take over as he dont like the way the god made things

just like king henry the 8th and satan

so amano is blasted out and the city is going =nuts and genderless drones and peopel are being iced and amano declares war on the chojin as the city burns like a commie city when a cop caps a crook trying to ice him

the end

that was pretty good

its a 90s anime but feels 80s cuz its by the same guys

the music is good and the animation is well done except when i f==ks out but thats not often

the voicing is good and the story is a good way to start the end of the saga

its like lord of the rings or dbz with its epic scale and great characters but more adult with b0ning and aids refs

its got good themes of adulthood and responsibility and the consequences of teen choices that resonate through life

its more than just a tentacl p0rn0 but has depth and scale

if they made the other chapters of this saga and wrapped it up, i'd say it would have them being rebron without memories or being erased as toshio maeda does the Go Nagai thing of bad endings, but it might have some kind of twist

this holds up and if you can handle blurred out crothces doing stuff its worht it, but its best to watch the 1st 12 eps

For Urotsukidoji 6 I want Nagumo to be wiping out the world and Amano and Megumi lead the resistance with Akemi having some weird connection to Nagurmo and can ense his nearing. Also Amano and  Megumi train to access the Kyo Oh Powers of chaos to negate and destroy the chojin gender odffenders and they grow into manly dudes and thicc bimbos who reproduce and repopulate the world with huamns to replace the ones the chojin ended. Then Amano faces the choji and the chojin turns into a giant womb monster and fights amano and as he's getting beat, megumi comes in with full life and buys time for amano to recharge before they combine the kyo oh powers and wipe out the cho jin and amano and megumi becme the new cho jin. also they face and beat nizush who devolves into a chair monster made of man parts as it dont have a gender and the hermaphrodite that amano fought is rwally takeaki whos been revived and works for the cho jin and merged with myunihausen who wants revenge and megumi burns away the myunihausen and brings takeaki back as a manly alpha male with huge otokojuku muscles and 80s glam metal band naeon hair. Also its a 16 bit fighting game and beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as amano and/or megumi and fight through the genderless grunts and figh various bosses and some are guys revived form the 1st 4 uotsukidoji oavs and they have super formes and you do too and become realy buff and manly as amano and really thicc and curvy as megumi.

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