Hanappe Bazooka Review

 Note; I speel like a guy with b0ners for fingers

Hanpappe Bazooka

This is my review on Hanappe Bazooka from the didtsant future year to Osamu Tezuka of 1992(20 years brefore  the 1st Robotech War)

Its based on a manga by Go Nagai and was written by Kazuo Koike who did Mad Bull 34, Crying Freeman and Lone Wolf and Cub(which is NOT a Furry Boku No Pico)

The oav or original video animation I'm rev iewing is firected by Takamasa Ikegami who did an ep of Nadia The Secret of Blue Water and 2 eps of Fishigi Yugi

It stars Kappei Yamaguchi who was Jin Chonshu in Fatal Fury, Ryu I Breath Of Fire, Yugo in Battle Angel, Michael in Beyblade(the good one), Nin-Nin in La Blue Girl (good f--k no!!), Dick in Bondage Queen Kate (another p0rn0??), Shin'ichi Kudo in Case Closed, Hikoro Oikawa in DearS (ohhhhhh), L in Death Note(sorta yaoi), Wakabayashi Osamu in Devil Hunter Yohko hot ), Goku in Dragon Ball Evolution(watch that and you'll turn creationist. I did!), Merlock Holmes in Flint The Time Detective, Enma in Ghastly Prince Enma Burning Up (well he WAS in p0rn0 b4. so...), Ryuichi Sakuma in Gravitation (good f--k he does real yaoi!!), Feitan In Hunter × Hunter (the new one), Inuyasha in Inuyasha (better than candy a55 Richard ian cox), Tombo in Kiki's Delivery Service, Mucha in Mazinger Z Infinity, Sai Saici in G Gundam, Ussop in One Piece, Ranma in Ranma 1/2 (another Richard ian cox role? at least dick didn't play da midget in la blue girl!!), Tororo in Sgt. Frog, Onimaru in Twin Angels and Twin Dolls (how many p0rm0es is this guy in?!), Young Myunihauhen in Urotsukidoji II legend of the demon womb (moar p0rn0eZ!), Saburo Tenma in Violence Jack Hell's Wind‏‎ (sorta p0rn0 but a violent one too), Ogawa in Viper GTS (a masami Obari p0rn0e!!), Ujita in Vixins(p0rnoe), Takuro Amano in Wedding Peach (not a p0rn0 but Momoko was hot ), Jin in Yu Yu Hakusho, Koji Kabuto in CB Chara Go Nagai World, Takuma in Jungle De Ikou (hot!!), Lyman Banner in Yugioh GX (Too bad Miko Mido from La Blue Girl didn't visit for a semester and have some se xy fun at duel academy) and Chesta in Escaflowne

Miina Tominaga who was Angel in The King of Fighters 2001, Rasa Yupiter in Birth, Aya #2 in Blood Reign: Curse of the Yoma, Mam in Dragon Quest: Dai no Daiboken, Lin/Rin/Lynn in Hokuto No Ken 2, Senritsu in the 2011 Hunter × Hunter, Miki Hosokawa in Jigoku Sensei Nube, Kozue Nanao in Maison Ikkoku, Mary in Maya The Bee, Tomomi Murashita in Megazone 23, Noa Izumi in Patlabor, Yahiko Myoujin in Rurouni Kenshin, Saya in Hokuto No Keen 0 Kenshiro Densetsu, Eileen Rao in Yugioh Season 0 and Tsukuyomi in Spirit Warrior/Peacock King/Kujaku-Oh.

the awesome Kenji Utsumi who was Raoh in Hokuto no ken, Kaioh in Hokuto no ken 2, the dragon in dragon ball/z/gt, Alexander Louis Armstrong in FMA, Emperor of Darkness in Shin Mazinger Shougeki! Z Hen, General Juuma‏‎ in Mazinger Z vs. The Great General of Darkness‏‎, Odin in Saint Seiya, Emperor Gore in Shin Getter Robo vs. Neo Getter Robo, Vega(m bison(dictator)) in Street Fighter II V and Geobaldi in Outlanders (OAV)

Yumi Takada who was Ayeka in Tenchi Muyo!, Hiroe Ogawa in F³: Frantic, Frustrated & Female, Saeko in Twin Angels, Ash and Kayo in Demon Beast Invasion, Megumi, Nurse, Alector and Yumi in Urotsukidoji, Midori in Adventure Kid, Jennifer Portman in This Ugly Yet Beautiful World, Midori-sensei in Ranma 1/2(gay!!), Noriko Okamachi/Sailor Ojo in ep 178 of Sailor Moon Sailor Stars (Was she the one who called Idol Yaten a H0M0??), Shikijou Saori in Mahoromantic, Yumi Okamoto in Immoral Sisters, Mizue Ayukawa in Cutey Honey FX‏‎, Bosatsu, Kamini, Kamiri and Taijuten in La Blue Girl, Shana-hime/Saeko in La Blue Girl EX(like Pokémon EX cards?), Mrs Yoshinaga in Crayon Shin-chan, Kaoru Hino in God Mazinger, Yoga in Karakuri Ninja Girl, Miko in New Angel, Mikogami in Nightmare Campus, Hatsuho Kazami in Please Teacher!, Yuki Yamao in Professor Pain, Lola in Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs, Akiko in Vampire Princess Miyu and Necros/Narumi in Venus 5. Yes. Most of those are P0RN0ZE!!

Kayoko kawahara who also did Female Student A (ep 35); First-Year Student C (ep 23); Secretary (ep 36); Third-Year Student B (eps 6, 15) in Dear Brother, someone in Gunbuster ep 6, Schoolgirl B in Honō no Tenkōsei, Tomoyo Iwataki (eps 1-2) in Maryū Senki, Miss Nightingale in Midoriyama Kōkō Kōshien-hen and maid in Minna Agechau. are these p0rn0es?? (checks em) huh. they wernt. I thought they were.

Mayumi Terashima who was in no other voice roles but did baackground art for DBGT and the Toei Yugioh.

Tomomichi Nishimura who was Akuma an M Bison (The boxer) in Street Fighter cr-p, Dr. Ochanomizu in the cg astro boy movie, the Elder in the netfli castlevania cr-p, Kyandomon Village Head in Diginon season 4, Gigano Dragon in Dinozaurs, Alf of the Hourglass in Hokuto No Ken 2 (who wwas a c-ck sucker in the genesis game), Philocres in Garzwy's Wing (Good f--k no!!) Jim Austin in Genesis Climber Mospeada (Robotech season 03), Jim Kelly in Genocyber (Like the blackguy?), Yuuichi Tachibana in Inital D (Run ning in da 90z!), Onoki / Third Tsuchikage in Naruto Ball Z Shippuden, Detective Matsui in Patlabor, Atomic Robo In Riki-Oh OVA 2 (bada55), Rayes Grandpa in Sauilor Moon, Leo Pacheko in Shutendoji, Anzai-sensei in Slam Dunk, ase; Cyclonus; Menasor (ep 2); Misfire; Razorclaw/Predaking; Steeljaw in Transformers G1 The Headmasters, Principal in Urusei Yatsura, and Aorenja; Chin Po; Gorilla; Jorge Saotome; Koenma's servant; M5; Narration; Takenaka-sensei in Yu Yu Hakusho.

Kikuko Inoue who was Kasumi Tendo in Ranma 1/2 (that gender offender anime), Ruko Tatase in Ogenki Clinic Adventures (a p0rn0), Lilly McGuire in Fatal Fury Anime (the h00ker), Mana in Dragon Half (wheeeeeee!! Fun!!), Tatra in Magic Knight Rayearth (which I never saw), Rubina in Sailor Moon Super S (the worsty season but better than crystal), Queen in Miyuki-chan in Wonderland (Like... SM Queen??), Ayuko Haramizu in Golden Boy (I never saw but hear its hot), Aya Reiko and Sailor Aluminum Siren in Sailor Stars (the best season), Uranus in Battle Arena Toshinden (Which had some good games), Shiori Tachibana in Voogie's Angel (I liked that one), Belldandy in Ah My Goddes (Which I never saw), Nadeshiko in Steel Angel Kurumi (which I hear is good), Izayoi and Mu Onna in Inuyasha (which I liked as a teen but looking back... holy f--k how did I like this cr-p!? still got babes though), Anisu in Shaman King (that had the cool Master Of Spirits GBA Games), Chitose Hibiya in Chobits (whjich I never saw), Caridad Yamato in Gundam Seed (which I liked), Goei in Ikki Tousen (which was HOT!!), Mitsuka Yoshimine in DearS (which I hear was hot), Togekiss in Pokémon (After it went to h-ll), Lust in FMA Brotherhood (which I only saw the 1st series), Palm Siberia in Hunter x Hunter (the new 2011 series that's not as good), Laia in Slayers Great (Mmmm dat Naga!), Luna and Alex in Lunar: The Silver Star (which I played the gba remake and liked), Kune in Cat Planet Cuties (I'm not a furry!!), Chiiko Sensei in Ghastly Prince Enma Blazing up(Dat enpi!!), Emily in My Sexual Harassment (boku no sexual harassment? like, boku no hero academia??), Yasha in New Cutey Honey OAV 6, (that was great), Panther in Saber Marionette J (I love the 90s and this looks fun but I never saw it b4 xP), , Hagoromo and Benten in Ghastly Prince Enma Burning Up, Yuka Chigusa in Kekko Kamen, Himuko in Mazinzaiser SKL, and Insect daemon in Urotsukidoji III‏‎ (A p0rn0?! more horror but still got b0ning in it).

Go Nagai has a Cameo as a TV Commentatior and some other guys in minor roles

It starts with what I can assume is God talking to this hazy crotch in some wasteland about the destiny of some super guy.

Then we get Hanappe and his homies(who are never seen again) guying photos of the chick he like taken w/o her consent and showing her undies.

After Hanappe buys one for 20$ he's outta cash and while stalking the chick he is attacked by bullys. they beat on him and cut off his pants and he whizzed himself

and the chick he liked is watching!!.

He escapes into a video store and finds a p0rn0 vid, which he shoplifts(just for one night!).

At home his dad lost a bundle in the stock market and his hot sister teases him.

so he grabs her t-t.

later he's j-rkin off to the p0rn0 of a girl doing things alone and imagining it being the chick he likes.

but 2 demons show up.

its revealed that every 1000 years on Friday the 13th if you wiggle ur wee ner in a special way, it summons those demons.

yeah that makes sense.

so he wishes to be strong.

but then his mom coms in hearing noise(and not the summoning that trashed his room) the demons turn into a school girl and her dog.

mom isn't bothered by there being a school girl in Hanappe's room while he's wearing only a shirt and the dog gets a b0ner for the moms miIf bod.

when the mom tickles the dogs b0ner thinking its a bellybutton,

he cant take it and starts b0ning her.

dad and hot sister come in but the other demon creates money for dad and starts lesbianing the sister.

Then Hanappe wakes up.

the next day, after school the bullies attack but Hanappe kills em.

but it turns out to be an illusion and they wenrnt dead or w/e.

the demons reveal Hanappe is gonna be the ruler of the world and needs a heart of ice (sailor moon movie 2) to rule and use his powers.

they give him a finger power that lets him enlusten chicks(in the manga it turns his finger into a weener).

so the next day he starts trying to b0ne hot chicks.

but gets f'd by fat chicks.

and a crossdresser.

when he returns home he finds the house is a demon place.

dad's b0ning a harem of 5kanks he payed to be with him,

mom is being b0ned by bazooka,

and his sister is doing SM with dance.

so he tried to stop it.

but the fam likes their demon life.

later Hanappe is bummed (and not by as cross dresser this time) and the chick he likes comforts him.

the demons want him to use his powers on her to b0ne but he has high views on her and thinks shes a good person.

so the demons show him she's been b0ning the teacher for good grades(wait, how did they know she was doing that??).

Hanappe calls her to this dark alley at night to confront her but she denies it.

so he zaps her and she goes super lusty and trys to b0ne him.

then trys to kill him.

so the demons wack her.

they say they'll bring her back to life or something.

Hanappe researches ways to fight demons at the library (witch wuld be the internet today) and faces them but it turns out they don't care about most of em.

except holy pliers.

so the demons take his family hostage and he surrenders.

but it was a trick and the fam loves being b0ned by demons.

so Hanappe kills himself his family starts eating him and turns into grotesque abominations.

wait, that's Violence Jack Evil Town.

so he's at the spirit of the world tree (ygdrasil??) who wants to reincarnate him.

but the demons come in and try to save him.

after a fight with weird a55 monsters, Hanappe is almost absorbed into the womb of new souls or w/e and the demon babe saves him.

they bring his soul back and are gonna revive him.

oh and the tree girl sez Hanappe has a great love power that powers up from love.

what kinda cr-ppy sailor moon sh-t is that?!

the end

that was fun

good 90s style anime with babes and action and good 80s satyle animation friom the start of the 90s

the voicing is in japanese and it was newver dubbed in english but adv subbed it and they did good things

lots of cameoes of Gio NagaI CHARACTERS  like Devilman, dr h-ll, baron ashura, shirenu, kekko kamen, getter robo, count brocken, agwel, getter robo g, maZIINBGER Z, GREAT MAZINGER, GRENDIZER(BUT not mAZINKAISER AS THAT WASN'T INVENTED YET)  f caps lockl was on, go get b0ned dead by the soviets!, sayaka yumi, alphonne, annd kkekko kaamen

Kazuo did good tthings with Mad Bull 34 and Go Nagai is alwways fun

I read a few chapters of the manga that was translated by fans and itsa really crass and off color and purvurted and fun

The thing of a nerdy teen summoning daemons with secks and getting b0ned was quite similar to Masami Ohbari's Viper GTS, which like many Go Nagai things, has daemons as the good guys and lots of nude scenes ands b0ning, except this actually IS a FULL ON XXX ANIME!

we never see crotch in here and the b0ning is not directly shown buyyt more implied and its kinda like looney toons but f'd up

it feels 80s but the manga was from the 70s and I looked and the raw manga so other than the bit of Japanese I knew, I didn;'t get it

But the ppictures told the story and Go Nagai does good art with his cartoony feel, curvy nude women and f;'d up daemons

also the daemons being also aliens from another dimension is baSED ON facts oif how aliens and daemons//fallen angels are said to be the same and lust actys and other sings bring em

Go Nagai has been a lusty 15 year old for decades and is always entertaining with his crazy stories and extream creativity and p0rn0graphy

ninjas, daemons, lesbians, robots, time travel,. hermaphroddites, dinosaurs, naked chicks, muscle chicks, muscle dudes but not in a queer way, aliens, motorcycles, weird bible refs, jaPAANESE weapons, waste land warriors, really stoopid comedy, poop, p0rn0, violence, wrestlers, really wierd monsters, parodies of other shows and movies and books, school being like jail

just like every devolvved 15 year old is into

but when he wants to, he can make legitimatly good stories

he can be scary, funny, cool, sad, meaningfful and really f'd up

he's my fave author and I've real dozxens of his works

Foe Hanappe Bazooka 2 I want Hanappe to rise up to become the ruler of the world and used his power of love to counter the bad guys and win the people over, but the commies who hate love wanna take him down and try spreading lies of him,  so then it devolves into a big epic war of  people chopping eachj other up in graphic things of people tearing each other up, but hanappe goes from area to area using his lusty finger powwers combining his love and hate sabilitiers to make the enemy men devolve into grotesque bug like reptiles with crotch looking limbs aannd they are easily skayghtered by Hanappes men. Also its a 128 bit strategy game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you play as a commander chickin a skimpy outfit and gotta lead your men in a real time strategy to hold off enemy attacks until lord hanappe can arrive and zap em with the ddevolution beam to let you slaughter em.