The Proud Rebel Review

 Note: I spell like a prouder

The Proud Rebel

This is my review on The Proud Rebel from the distrant fuiture year of 1958 (50 years befortre the global civil wwar in robotech)

its dirtected by, Michael Curtiz?! Oh niow its good! he did The Mad Genius\Doctor X\20,000 Years in Sing Sing\Captain Blood\The Walking Dead\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Santa Fe Trail\Yankee Doodle Dandy\Casablanca\Mildred Pierce\Life with Father\White Christmas\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

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i nevwer saw this b4 but i like michawel curtiz and some guyys in this

so samuel gowlding did it and we get creitts in color and widescreen  then see this farm in the fielweds and a guy and his son in nature

dad and son walk by a guy and ask where the dr is and the guy sez hes a nbortherner goijg south and main guy isn  a southerner going north

the war is over and they go to see the dr and his son cant talk and after a check up the dr sez theres nothing he can do medically but theres other things he can do and suggets an operation by a homie in rothchester

dr writes to the rothchester mayo dr and sez "theres othert ways to pay me" which makes me think of p0rn0 and b0ning

so theres a lot of sheep in the town and tyhis dog manages em cuz hes not a pig and main guy andf son go in a store and he sez no candy today you need food

kids wanna eat candy all the time, let em,. its who they are

then they get diabeetus

or you could be a good day and give kids what thjey need instead of what they think they want

so some guy are f--kin with his dog outside and he faces em and they hate him for his southern ness and thery get all b--chy for him accusing them of srtealing

the bad guy tries to get the son to tlel whos dog it is after accusing dad of stealing i and dad beats the black off him and a fight gets out

southern guy beats the h-ll outta those c-ck suckers and a guy nails him from behind and sonn goes tyo get help and finds olivia de vahilabnd from erroll flynn and giuves her a card satyun g his name is david froma tlanta and cant speak

b--chy guy is told off by his dad weho accuses the southerner of ppicking on his boys and of being drunk and saherfif takes him to jidge

bad guy dad teries to pcik up olivia and she dont consent and goes off andf something about his sheep taking up a lot of cr-p

in trial they accuzes him of lying about his dog beign stiolen and if he threw the 1st punch and he sez he did and gets 30 days or 30$ and hes not got 30$ and he aint got the money and is f'd

so olivia sez he can work off his fine for her and she'd pay it

so she's buying him to do farm work? like an indentured survant?

she sez shes dooing it for da boy and judge talk with her of it and worrys of main guy for being a souther and a drunk

she sez she aint got the 3-0$ not but can pay hert 10$ A MONTH WHEN THE CROP COMES IN AND f off caps lock and egt b0ned by a societ claifnias monkey

he wants her to be married and how her fam would not like her acts if they were alive

this is hate against southeners, we need more southern pride! confederate flags flying all over and people celebrating the glory of the South!

you dont want southerners eating their guns for not being represented and not fitting it!

so they go to her 200 achre farm and has a lot fo cr-p to do and wanted to put in a new barn

she shows ejm a room to live in and its disty i mean dusty and mom i mean son wants to knowe if this is his home

son goes out and main guy and olivia talk abouthim going tio jisesoea i mean minesota and staying to do his work

after a montage of them fixing up da farm and kid tends to a cow  or steer and olivia talks with main guy avbout him and his working and he wants to do as much as he can b4 he  leaves

after dinner and prayers, the bad guy and dad are moving their sheep and its f ing with the olivias fartm and she had fenced em off

1 guy busts the fence and the sheep f the crpopsd as olivia goes in

da dog sees em and oliviua gets a gun but main guy has another plan and riddes out on a horse with his son and ruings cans together and scares em off

this guy sees and wants to buy the dog cuz its a purebred sheepdog and main guy wont sell despite the guyt called mister batesoffering 200$

so later olivia reads kid a book for bbed time aand tallks with dad as son listens

wow, qwe're like an hour in, that felt like nothing

man and olivia talk of the past and how she didn't marry yet and when he was out in the war the yankees attacked his area and burned the home down and iced the mom and jr saw and it f'd him up

like bakura in yugioh with the village being chopped up and ritual sacrificed

so he was sent up north with other kids and main guy got him but he went mute like lynn in hokuto no ken

after more farm work  dr from b4 comes by and has a letter from the mayo dr and he's got a 50/50 chance to cure the guy i mean kid and he is going to soviet san fran sdodonm and they got only a bit to get that

they have to get 300$ to  travel and expenses but the treartement is free and main guy cabn't afford it and dr offers 50$ and goes off

as he leaves he sees tthe kid writing and 1 letter on the sign is backwards and i think its soviet

main guy tries selling his 200$ horse sand 100$ saddle but is offfered 75$ and says no

he almoist sends i mean sells da dog but dont and goes to a  bar thats rewally clean for the 1800s

bad guys dad gets him a drnk and tries seducing him t gewt olivia to sell the farm and he'd give him 500$ and offers him a job

main guy dont consent and bad dad implies hes gonna f him up

so dad comes i mean good dad comes home asnd didnt make the money asnd olivia sez she could get a loan on the farm but he sez no and wants to sell the dog

she sez no but in 10-200 years he'd have no dog and no voice and dad recalls his sons lasty words

she sez its a 50/550 chance to get him fixed and offers to ask the kid but dad sez "its not sons choice its mine"

she asks what if it fails?? wiull he wander for another dr? when will it end? and dad good guy sez when he speaks

olivia sez she'd paclk a good lunch for them and they can go tyomorrow and seemed bummed cuz shes gay for him

the bad sons come and throw fire at the barn and son is in there and has viet nam flasgbacks and goes to tell dad but dhe dont speak mute

olivia getsdad and they try to save the livestock to majke inbto burgers lsater as the barn birns and crubmles

a burnbing wood almost fall on dad and son cant talk and if not for ooilivia he'd have went to the shadow realm

son hugs the dog and has viet nam flasghbacks and its like those devolved peiople who have emotional support animals because they can't hamndle people calling them by their real names

so da barn is gone and olivia wants to give up and sell to the bad guys but main guy stays to fix da barn and lets son kkeep his dog whos gonna bite it in 5 years cuz dogs are cr-pmobiles that are outlived by tarantulas and 3rd world people

a taranntula can live over 30 years, a dog, like 16

so we getta montage of them living as a faM AND latter dad gets on a coach to go somewhere and are dressed fancy

olivia comes out and is dressed in a way thats fancy for the slavery days ansdis 90% covereds ezxcept her face and sez "my bonnet is ouytta ate and mama sez a woman w/o a bonnet is half dressed"

as i guess showing hair is like showing nips

but in many 3rd world counttries its againxtr the law for women to show hhair

some ecven let women drive a few years ago

so in another 80 years, they might be in the 1920s of human rights

so the good guys come to the store and kid gets chocolate instead of hard candy and storekeep offers a phhoptograph which was new for w/e year this was

they get photographed togetehr and some kids mock kid for being mute and wanna look in his mouth to see if he has a tongueand they poinch him to make him open his mouth

they holkd him down and he fights em off fighht cr-ppily and carry him off buwait they leave him as they go off in a cart and mokc his dasability

these kids are evil, this is why we got child mo les ters, send the kids to the bummmer room to be bummed

dad main guy tries to hekp his son and sees his sons disabilty is f ing him and dad agrees to sell the dog to the mister bates but wilkl get paid now but givbe him the dog tomorrow

dad goes home and offers to have olivia take the kid to minesora minetrone and he;'d do the farm work as hes a man and men havbbe it roughter vbut get to be stronger smaeter sand faster and tougher than women as an exchancge

later dad sends son off but son wants the dog and dont wanna go w/o him and dr gives him candy

dad explains we gotta do thingd we dont wanna and sends em but the dog is spazzing out and tries to go with himbut dad takjes it off

dad didnt get to tell son smething and the coach leaves

dad sellls the dog to the mister bates and the fog gets all ret-rded and whiny, man that thing looks devolved!

so jr gets looked at by the dr and gets operated on the next day but seeing a kid with a puppy made him spazz out

then a montage of good dad worlijg on the farma nd dr gibelts brings a letter saying the operation had no problems and looks good

so the kid returndsa and its rainign and kid is glad to see dad and can talk a bit

he looks for his dog but cant find him and dad dont tell him

they go back home later and he looks for dog anfd dont find him and dad tells him he sold the dog for him

kid is so destroyed by this he takes dads pistopl and put it hin his neck and says "i wont ta;lk again" and blows it out

really he spazzes out and runs as dad said "i had to" and goes out aND CRUIES

whhat if instead of selling the dog, if he ritual sacrificed the dog to offer to some pagan god to heal his son?

so later main guy goes to see mister bates and finds the dog f'd out and wouldnt work and sold him to i think the main bad guys and wont work for him either

then the bad guys have the dog and are dragging it by a noose and i gotta say, interesting thing as the guys wanted the dog before and now got it

so maker i mean later main guy wants to take out the guys who have the dog legal and gets his gun to end it but olivia tells him theres a better way like he did to her

things sure come full sircile i mean circle

dad rides on and son still is mad at him for selling the dog and dad sez sorry and now hes gonna get the dog back as the kid trties to talk like some kind of snarf from thundercats

so dad rides out and the bad sons see him comming and tells dad and now i only noticve hes got 1 arm and its not his left

lweft arm offering the magic card in yugioh

like unchainerd abomination and mummifioed in barbed wire

jk the last one is a cannibal corpe song

so ba dad sends his bad sons out and good dad arrived and comes in and bad dad is friendly and main guy wants the dog back

bad dad torments main guy saying he;'s b0ning the olivia like errol flynn in those movies and keeps trying to bring up the farm olivia is on

bad dad sez take the fog in the tool shed and gtfo but main guy, named chandler like the guy in friends is suspect of it

so no one toold you life was gon na be this way

ba rock hu sein is back and he killed j f k

he goes out and hears the dog spazzing otu and its licking him with the tongue that was on its anus and hears the bad sons getiong aorundf out back and ready top j fk him

the kid runs over and watches from ebhind a fence and the dog senses his ki and spazzes outy

dad lets dog out and kid gets it and they hug and main gjhy stseps otu and retuns and they open fire

he makes it to son somehow and they fire at em and miss and kid sees a guy coming  around and eventually tells dad to look out and he instinctiblyy rwacts and takes out the sneaker

bad dad sees his son went to h-ll and goes after main guy to send him therte too but main guy sez "dont come" and bad dad ignores so main guy puts 1 in the torso

the 3rd guy whos the other brother/son is gonna cap him but cant and main guy walks off l;eaving him to his fam's boduies to eat or b0ne or w/e they do in there

main guy and son return and kid talk autisticly to olivia and they get to bve a family after taking out 2 other guys and jyuuing a guy outta 300 bones for a dog

the end

that was actually really good

i ,iked it and it has good flow and dont drag

it dont feel like 2.5 hours and had good feels and style

zurtiz works well and he made one moire hit with this

its got heart and a good ending and has good acting esp that kid

he had little experience compared to the guys working for decaders and played a disabled guy and did a good job with it

having to act without words is actually back in the silent era before this kid was around and he pulled it off well

its sorta liek the 1st x men movie with a slow burn and some releae instead of non stop action but it works better than the new star wars films that is endless cg and everything happening at once

its a good film and is made well and i dont think they even had any swearing or lust

clean and whioleson like the 50s instead of like grease with teens b0ning

For The Proud Rebel 2 i want the kid to have grown up and have ingherited the fgarm and has a dauhgter whos a bada55 with a gun like lillian gish and the son who survivbed the 1st movie from the bad guys sheep farmer side  has a son and theres a rift between em but the kids fall in love and deal with their parewnts clashing. also its an 8 bit stealth game on nes, gameboy, sega master syustem, game gear, tg16, atari 1700 i mean 7800 and lynx and you play as the duahgter to znearks from 1 farm to the mnbext to see the bf.