The Far Horizons Review

 Note: I spell far from good

The Far Horizons

This is my review on The Far Horizons from the duistant fiture year to Bada55 Andrew Javkson of 1955(70 years before Transformers Victopry)

Its directed by Polish Hebrew Hungarian Rudolph Mate who did D.O.A. /The Violent Men

It stars Fred MacMurray from The Texas Rangers/Double Indemnity/The Apartment/The Swarm, bada55 Charlton Heston from 1950 Dark City/Arrowhead/1956 The Ten Commandments/Touch of Evil//1959 Ben-Hur/1965 The Greatest Story Ever Told/Major Dundee/Planet of the Apes/Beneath the Planet of the Apes/The Omega Man/Soylent Green/Wayne's World 2/1998 Armageddon/Tim Burtons Planet of the Apes/Bowling for Columbine, Donna Reed from The Picture of Dorian Gray/It's a Wonderful Life/From Here to Eternity, occultist Barbara Hale from Airport, William Demarest from The Jazz Singer 1927/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Twilight Zone 60s, Alan Reed from The Postman Always Rings Twice/Lady and the Tramp/Breakfast at Tiffany's/The Dick Van Dyke Show/My Favorite Martian/Jonny Quest/The Beverly Hillbillies/1965 The Addams Family/1967 Batman/1969 Get Smart, Eduardo Noriega from The Beast of Hollow Mountain, Larry Pennell from Bubba Ho-Tep/60s The Outer Limits/The Beverly Hillbillies/Little House on the Prairie/Quantum Leap, Ralph Moody from Ace in the Hole/Strangers on a Train/Red Mountain, Herbert Heyes from Miracle on 34th Street 1947/T-Men/the 50s The Ten Commandment, Lester Matthews from The Adventures of Robin Hood 1938/The Three Musketeers 1939/Fort Ti/Mary Poppins, Walter Reed from Seven Men from Now/How the West Was Won, an a few guys not on back door aids bag, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, frooty booty, banna crammer, candy a55, monkey junkie, cripple nipple, hippie stoner vean peta tree kung fu based on plants, ueer as  deer with a steer in his rear wikipefia ho tells lies and hides the truth.

Its based on 1943 novel Sacajawea of the Shoshones by Della Gould Emmons that i never read which i think was base on actual events

I never saw this and knew not much of lewis and clark but saw The Simpsons do a thing on it and new they were in a dark group and later got wacked

Its also sometimes called Untamed West.

after logo andcredits an itle in color and widescreen lol Daniel f=pp, its virginia 1803 according to the alleged modern timeline

fred is louis andis into chicks wo a guy sez he knoews a spot to go, i assum for b0ning

he asks her for a walk in the garden whuch i assume means the h=nka ch=nka  bt she wants to dance but she sez his homie clark is comming

they dance gayly as in cheerful as this is the 1800s before it meant sodomite or the 90s when it meant dum

then we hear preident Jefferson bought louisuanna and dobld the size of the nation

clark by Heston moses ben hur was fighting Indians as THEY didn't get us to feel ba for em being losers yet

louis is called back by the prez like in robotech with the override beam on Khyron so clark dances with louis's chick hancock like te one piece chic guys wanna draw having body expansion

lois meets president Jefferson ho paid 15 million dollars toget Louisiana and wants him to get to the pacific ocean as no one owns it andforeign powers wanna take em on so they gotta increase their resources

louis wants clar to aid hm as he's a bada55 Indian fighter but Jeffersoon wants diplomacy and louis wants clark to be ahis equel

louis gets back and sees  clark making out with louis's woman and they wanna get married

louis is o with his woman getting with the Alha Male and clark fees bad as he didn't know louis wanted her

so they go off on the river and see some reds thinking they're getting close to their village

they get o the red village andlike in Japan, are afoot taller than them

they give a friendship thing tothe chief and a Frenchie sez this is frenchlands but louis sez ur outta date frog sodomizer

chief sez they dont need the White man but are ok usin his horses from the Spaniards who are White liek French and italiano nd portugaloes and Sloevnains

they want help going west like son wukong and chief sez thats enemy territory and the Whites give the reds gifts

donna reed is playing a red who loos like from india and she tells emits her peoples land and she was caught by this red tribe as the reds, like everyone else, owned slaves

she gives em proof that her necklace has sea shells and these people are mountains people like Slovenians and she wants to return to her people by the salt sea likeapan

lewis and clark dont wanna bring her and she gives em seeds she stole or her people to farm and not go hungry in the snow

lewis wants to trust her but clark dont lie reds

chief talks with Frenchie whos people we kicked the a55es of in the 50s of the French Indian war, of how he don't like Whites and fears em being better than him anplots with leading em into a trap

then its day and lewis makes a pact with chief to protect him with American power if he helps em, like Genghis Khan working with guys he worked whith but after thy turned on e him, he send em to jigoku like the maruta they were

Frenchie goes with lewish and clarcke and after leaving, chief thtows off the medallion he got for protection of America

at night they have a ritual dance to rey for war and take scalps and in day they come out and donna sakajawiya don't want to amrry that gross Frenchie whos like bacterian from dragon ball who people draw b0ning android 18 as krillin watches

sakajawiyabeing  slave plants food but sneaks off as she hears fenchie is coming back tomorrow despite having been sent to lead the Humans

a red on horse tries to get her but donnas friend sacrifices herfself to take him out

donna sakajuwiya rides a horse in clearly day but tinted to be night

wo we're 40 mins in ith adds, that felt like nothing

she gets to em 1st and warns em the reds are coming for em so they place scarecrows up to fake being them like jinzo ningen

the Frenchie is up to something and th reds attackand stab the jinzo ningen so the Americans open fire like that irosh money in Texas who iced marylin or harambe

the reds run off and the expeditionary force goes out and gets a deer

they get to a fork and split to 2 teams where whoever gets to da falls 1st aits an the other turns back after 2 days

they go on and sakajawea grows closer to clark and wants to see a woman with red hair

spoiler; the eds fought red hairedgiants like sasquatch ith 6 fingers befoe the White man came

she falls in water an he saves her an calls her Janie and sez her dress is too long, i assume as he want her in a minidress like the amazoness quarette 5kanks in Sailor Moon

clark and saka get to da falls 1st and leweis was wrong to doubt her

they get the boat up with a pulley system an 1 guy keels over so saka looks after him

according to most untrusyorty wikipeia, she had a kid with the Frenchie who won him in a card game

Frenchie tells het off and is not friendly to her for helping the Whites andwait she's looking after clark andhe remembers her hiving him medicine

so clark recovers and took red medicne lie Yugioh instead of White and she cals him chief red head as he gave her a White name she got him a  one

the camp is looking cr-ppy so the drink and dance but frenchi has too much and challenge Charlton for hi woman

moses slugs the Frenchie like his kind deserves and it devolves into a monkey knife fight lie bad star trek

ben hur wins and  the cps or w/e come in and wait its lewis who ends Frenchie mcfrench back down the river with food

she sez shes not his and later sez she belongs to clark as he fought for and won her but Clark sez they don't win women but choose their love and men only get 1 wife and she agrees

he don't say he's engaged and she feels like he dont want her and he sez he'd explain it later

they go on and meet reds but its saka's tribe and they are glad they got em seeds to survive the winter

the reds want guns to ice the other reds as they are the number 1 killer of each other but lewi and clark are hear for peace not war

saka's man she as promised to wants her but shes sed to be clarks woman

clark goes to a tent and finds saka who told her brother or o nii san that clark beat Frenchie and won her and wasn't lying but didn't say the truth like Hulk Hogan

she was ashamed and is gonna go to be given to wild eagle which sounds lie a mad max or g i joe guy but Heston lets her stay the night but no b0ning

the it day and they go on but wild eagle like soaring eagle and blazing lion in power rangers Wild Force follows

They go on and hear from this lake is the great salt water of the ocan

i should point out the are maps of land between California and the ussr Russia soviets called Jeus's Land from the 1500s and after the 1700s THEY said its "land unknown" before being erased and said theres nothing there

don't believe me, look it up yourself and see.

so a red sends a guy on canoue to tell the guys nt to harm the White Man and lewis sez he/wild eagle are friens

lewis is mad at lark for sending saka back an someone snipers the canoue guy

wait he sed hes binging her bac to Washington

so they canoue and saka runs alongside but trips and clar pulls up to sore and makes out ith her

turns out i guess she was sent back and i read ahead ad the wrong part and he didnt want her to come with him yet

they stop for the night and the men know they're beyon lousiana and wanna go back and know lewis and clar have issues

clark thinks the scouts sent out got it ad lewis tells him to send saka or hes have him writen up on insubordination and wants him court martialed

lewis whins bout clark wanting saka and hancock and gets slugged y clark

a guy carrying a body sez they gotta work togeyher as there's Indians everywhere and they have a service and say a prayer for em

lewis sezthey did their mission bu he has more as a bonus chapter to get America from Sea to Sea and i they wnna queer out, it up to em

Clar sez he's with Lewish and the men go with em

also this is 108 mins and 2.5 hours on Grit

they go on da river but a net trap blocks the way and reds fire on em so they return fire

lewisswims over an cuts the net trap and they get by even if the reds could just follow on the riverbank

they reach the sea and lwsclims the land they travelle in name of America

clark asks and gears the court matrial is part of the record

they go back to President Jefferson who's glad they helped America and Clark shows him Saka who he's gad helped his country

Hancock comes by and goes up with Saka o talk and this is a love triangle like Robotech with Rick and his worker woman Lisa and bimbo Minmei

Jefferson or Tommy reads their diaries and Saa tals with Hancock over Clark and how he saved him and SakaJuwiya was too log to say so shes Janie

nowaays THEY whine of culture cr-p but people with btains dont care

Saka sezwomen work n fields, cook, breed and clean as shes a traditional wife before feminism was made up to ruin women

Hancock sez the stuff White Women do and has a dress for each occasion and gives er 1 and sez she wont go to the dance or w/e as she seez Saka wants Clark

Hancock goes out and talks to Lewis who gves his notes to Jefferson Davis Tommy

Clark comes in and jfferson sez 5 pages were missing from Lewis's report an lewis forgot it

Jefferson is happy as he's a cool guy andkicked a55

the people come in an meet Lewis an lark an Clarkwants Hancock who not there and goes to see her in her room

Hancock sez janie is gone and anie left for her people and left a note sayingshe met Clarks White People but its not hers and se's going back o living in the woos and pooping on the flor

but he' glad she was happy an others need Clark and they can ach eachhers lessons from eachothers people

we see Saka crying in a cart and have a wor monologue of remember each other

the end

that was pretty good

nive filming and colors and music and acting

they changed a lot like clark being into saka and Frenchie being the bad guy

but the French usually ARE the bad uys so it fits

also oly 1 guy bit t, not several

but tey changed The Ten Commandments and Gone With The Wind and Birth Of A Nation an Ben Hur and The Wizard Of Oz for the movie from the book so it works

this was entertaining and has a good pace with not much going on but holdng your attention like Alien 1 or Halloween 1

Its got good flow and don't drag and dont feel long

glad i saw it

For The Far Horizons 2 I want lewis and clark to try to tell of the roman ish buildings they found i merica but the group tey're in dont want it revealed so they have em waked. Then in the 2020s with the nation being a cyber city with buildings up to the clouds and the network people mind jack into, some hacker finds their missing journals and the gov sens cuber cops after him. So he has to get to a main data port in the cyber city and upload the info to the web where it'll spread and show the truth. Also it a 16 bit Run N Gun like Life On Eart for Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where u play as he cyberpunk chic in a leather bikini and ue a plasma rifle o blow out the robots and cyborgs and mutants and mechs.