The Speed Kings Review

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The Speed Kings

This is my review on The Speed Kings from the distant future year to Genghis Khan of 1913(110 years before Robotech II Te Sentinels)

Its directal by Wilfred Lucas who i can't fire anything else he di on aids baf Wikipedia

It stars Ford Sterling from He Who Gets Slapped/Alice in Wonderland 1933/A Fiolm Jonnie, Mabel Normand from The Masquerader/Tillie's Punctured Romance/A Film Jonnie, Teddy Tetzlaff from nothing I saw, Earl Cooper rom nothing I saw, Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, His New Profession/His Favoriye Pastime, Barney Oldfield from nothing I saw, and Billy Jacobs aka Paul Jacobs who's not on back door, aids bag, gender offender, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, Creator hater, banana crammer, chimpus Olympus,aids of spdes, soy boy, beta male, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vega stoner pet tree kung fu made o plats ikipedia who think obvious lies are true

i never saw this but its got rosce so imma see

After title we get txt saying papa and daughter like with Sailor Saturn and they get along like its the GOOD Anime in the 90s

Dad wants her to be with Earl Cooper the speed demon which i assume means he's into drugs or he occult

But the daughter Mabel wants Teddy Tetzlaft the Speed king like Jack Atlas in Yugioh 5Ds

they drive up in 1910 cars which are right by the house on the other side and mabel sits with the king and dad ffumes and spazzes out about it like a 1910s actor

dad wants to keep Teddy from winning the race and f'd with his car

i think he pumped spurm in the side of it as a way of getting b0ning past the censors

as in he f==ked it up

so then its the race and barney oldfield is there

all theese 1910s celebs being show as a big deal is like showing the jersey shore in the 21st century Three Stooges Movie

Mabel runs out and does stuff with the car but not b0ning it li tht guy on the learning channel who thinks the car is his boyfriend

why would it be a guy?! Its an item! Is my Sega a guy?

the korean cars would either be girls or girly men as they  are wiener and gay

dad spazzs out and runs out to get mabel his daughter and wigs out but she escpes up the stands

is this ike Kotetsu eeg how Hiroshi was a racer?

THEY call it "steel jeeg" like calling Yugioh "game king" or Mazinger Z "devl god z"

she goes in the stands and cheers and the race start with a lot of smoke in the background so they don't gotta film it

the cars drive and dad wigs out all exaggerated

im no sure who's who and 1 car has  guys in it like a man butt wit 2 b0ners in a gay xxx

the cars drie and smooke or dust o steam or chemicals THEY say are safe are coming from behind em

teddy and his co pilot are seen in a close up so we now its him and mabel cheers

They drive down a long road and I don't think any of the shots er from he same place

teddy and the stut or w/e race sis by side and soon 1 car stops but goes on

Stutz outspeeds teddy and they drive around the bend an dads wigging out oout then they're side by side

teddy looks happy  and mabel runs out like a dumba55 and waves to him

dad shakes her around and wait its rosce ho's trying to get her off the track after roscoe waves da flag

dad stands up to him and they battle with him jumping on roscoe and wrapping round him like the crotch monster in alien then getting off and lugging him

cars come by and dad evades em and he runs around

he deals with his kid and they sit down

teddy's car f's out and h stops for a bit to fixit and i think stutz wins yeah he does and mabel wants him

sh'es nice to him and dad sez his daughter belongs to stotz but she goes to  teddy

roscoe comes by and dad tries b0ning his chest again like he's a soviet or w/e

Roscoe sits on dads leg and punches him down as he sits up and mabel/teddy watch

then ads up nd kicks not licks roscoes big a55 and dives on him like bad WWF but Roscoe bumps him off and falls over

the teddy and mabel drives off to do mouth tuff and armpit stuff

the end

That was pretty goo

nice quick few mins of fun

not trying to be deep or meaningful but a lite up beat ride

sorta like Beyond Belief Fact Or Fiction were each story is like 7 mins

good action and in  time most dont got cars, was petty new

good acting or rather overacting like bulk and skull in Power Rangers on rugs

the car racing was no bad

i'm not even into cars and didm't learn to rive

plus the bad guy won but the good guy got the girl

like my little pony in the 10s might do

glad i saw it

nice quick watch

Oh and I think Stotz was th sponsor of coper or w/e the speed demon was asits on his outfit

For The Speed Kings 2 I want Teddy to be getting ready to marry Mabel but she's gotten really fat from stress eating for the wedding. also there's a new race with steam punk aero cars and he's in the premier. the dad blames him for mabel tubbing out and entered the race as a masked warrior to take him out. Also its a 128 bit racing game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube ps2 and xbox where you play as a racer and fight others in a 3d flying thing of using wood missles to take out the foes and win the race.