Riders Of The Purple Sage Review

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Riders Of The Purple Sage

thos is my review on Riders Of The Purple Sage from the distant future to lee Harvey swarld of year of 1996(10 ears before that robotech thing and American transformers season III)

oit direcyedby union slave Charles Haid who did Iron Will in the 90s(ew! its an irish! find the cure!)

it stars Ed Harris from Creepshow 1/The Truman Show/Enemy at the Gates/A History of Violence/Geostorm/The Rockford Files/Frasier, mrs ed harris Amy Madigan from Field of Dreams/Uncle Buck/The Dark Half/Law & Order, Henry Thomas from  E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial/Legends of the Fall/Gangs of New York/Ouija: Origin of Evil/Without a Trace/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Robin Tunney from Encino Man/End of Days/Paparazzi/Law & Order/the 2003 The Twilight Zone/Robot Chicken, Norbert Weisser from Midnight Express/Heaven's Gate/The Thing/Schindler's List/Angels & Demons/Aaahh!!! Real Monsters a nd G. D. Spradlin from The Godfather Part II/Apocalypse Now/Canadian Bacon.

Its based on a book by Zane Grey who's books were part of why westerns became popular, which lead to Jhn Ford and John Wayne, then Star Trek and other sci fi

adter cedits and title to horses riding with a sun overlaid on em we get this guy getting f'd up or sometuing and told to leave and as he dont wanna, this beardo has him drahgged by a horse d will have him whuipped

this chick repents her words and asks to him be spared and a mysterious rider comes in like violence jack but on a horse a55 and knows her name and gets water for his horse

he sez theres a lot of bada55es there and asks which one the teen belongs to but chick sezhes honest and to ask teen why he's treated this way

he asks teen but beardo sez not to interfere and stranger sez women word is law like a fenminazi or beta male and when told thats not their law saez to h-=ll with their law

teen sezhe was a friend of the chick and stranger is gonna cap em but sez his name is lassider or w/e and the beardoes men book it

she waters his horse and zes her places men got mean from being sh-t of and she wants em to be nicer but stranger sez they wont and he wants to find a grave of millier and she sez shes the onlyn one who knows

teen wants his riflre and chick sez if he had it teen ore deacon would be icec and we're 10 mins in and all this cr-p happened

so she gets him a gun abd the teen i think was ellot in et where he got mutated into a muppet or w/e

so in church the elders tell her off for not being married and having gunmen around and pray for her and for The Creator to mite the bad guys, then singing a Fountine of Blood

chick cries and later stranger is in the wastelands and meets i think teen and they ride talking of millie urn who's child i think was stolen and she suicded like a gender offender who cam't handle the truth

chickworks with horses and stranger and teen looking like jerry o connol come by then the chick and main guy ride to the watseland and theres huge ricks thatwere probably cities before the divine flame obliterated em for wickedness

she has heards around and stranger takes out a watch and looks longingly at this grave and chick goes off and sees someone riding and goes back to her ranch

this guy was capped and is there and sez rustlers took the heard and knows its a guy called oldrew and took em to the maze of canyons thats not a duck reproductive system and teen wants to help look

shot guy sez her rider guards were killed in by a reacon or w/e and hes gonna try again vs the russlers on the other her

ed teen ges along the wasteland canyons on a horses a55 and finds a herd of cattle but it stampedes from a guy carrying a white flag and guiding em

chick take the high ground and is therd an stranger comes in and chases off the russlers in a mrotcylce fight but with horses like in vigelante or renegade or we that master system game was

stranger falls over and i think go trampled and he survives and his horse got it bit he wants to waste the guts stampeding cattle but she dont want him to waste em like mary in violence jack not wanting Kenichi to ice rose who lesbianed yumi an was gonna do some kind of b0ning to her, but Kenichi saved her and shanked the speedo guards with throwing knives in front of her

ed teen comes across russlers and hides in plants and watches but they come at him and not with j-zz and he uses his fire arm to defend himself like The Right Honoable Mr Rittenhouse against those criminals

the signal f'd out nd he saw somethimg and then thetes stranger and chick getting ready and talking but the siganl s cr-ppy on grit and this is a 98 min movie with adds to get to 2.5 hours

so a min later we get the signal back and ed teen cares for a woman who i think was a russeler and sez not to take her back or she'd get hanged and wants to be left there to die

he dont wannaand goes to find a place to hide

k so the signal f'd out and we went to watch something else so later i went back to reviewing it when it was on again

so we see this chick praying in the rocky wastelands to he bafe and her friend to be protected ani think teen comes by the rocky place, but i forgot whos what in here as i haven't seen this is months

he looks in a cave and climbs a probably man made thing from ancient times

we see  long blonde chick like Lillian gish in a dusty  area, k shes jane and talks with a geezer of ho men were called in before the russtlers came but she is old by him she's wrong, but i thin hes covering it up

teen i think brings the rustler chick up a rocky area in a carry thing like a sleeping bag on a string like a cocoon, and its not the guy in the cave

jane sez she hire lassider to a guy looking cuzzy and she bring him called judkins to meet the ed and he dont lie ed icing people

ed sez they had it comming and judkins wans to help him and rides off

jane invites ed whos lassider to see her when he has time and he questons it but she wants to turn him Mormon or w/e

show him the play the book of mormon, that converted guys

at night by a fire rustler chick is going nuts and teen who i hink was the cave guy hugs her but not b0ning

then its day andjane tends to a horse and beardo comes by saing sorry about ur loss of the east herd and he's deacon tom i mean tull and he dont like ed for icing guys

also he wants her and thinks shes gay for ed and once all the other guys ar out, its him and her and he'd ice ed if he dont go

russler chick sez teen shot and saved her an talk o a guy who she sez is the best rider on the sage she's into

in her home janelooks at a suit in the closet and a watch on a desk and a oman sez ane cant live in da past

i thin se was a ghost or in her head as shes gone and ed coms by and isn invited for dinne, or supper as they say out west

she shows him her dads room she was in a bit ago and he's doing hard yime in solitary in dante's soviet inferno

after dinner they walk and she sez something so eh sooches her but she sez no and wants to run away from here

she sez shes fre but he sez she's oppressed lie THEY say o make women hate being women and she loves her land and home too much

in the cave so i think it is the same guy, teen and russlter chic say how his red men lived in the wild like this for years

a scuzzy guy wait i think is ed comes by and teen se ed saved his le once and ed sez he tracked him

in the dayed talks with teen of russler chick named bess like that site blocker in grade schools that stopped us from going to Gundam Official in the 90s

a storm is coming and she wants to tell him something, but not now, only b4 he goes

at night a old cleric comes by in black saying her dad waned him i mean her to marry deacon cull i mean tull and if she dont she'd be a heretic

arranged marraiges? what is this? the slum countries?

jane sez someone cme to ice the man ho ade millie abandon her man, and god and husband

then someone caps the cleric in the dark

then we see ed with jane and she's on the floor and he sez he loved his sister and it was millie

i misse a bit watching a dragon ball super video but he left for a bit and came bac and millie was gone and the family as dead or something

turns out he found from a letter she was bound, gagged and dragged from her home by 3 men and he went after em or 13 men i mean years

he found 1 and shot him in the guts and at some point found omething he wanted to, i dont know its hard to follow

but now he dont wanna kill anymore like buu after hercule as he found love with jane and she sems to like him

in the stone place the teen has a rock about to fall that is incase of defence that can be used to seal the pass

hes going and she sez she loves him and will be there when he returns like batman in 92

the jane comes out o the barn an sees something and faints

teen is in the field and a swarm o horsemen comewith guns and he fires on em but sees tull is with em and chases

i think the end i mean the end i mean the ed andwait its not him and the guy who helped him, itstell i mean tell i mean tull andanother horsegoes on and diteches it like ruce and his ding d0ng then hides in the grass

teen chases the horse an finds its empty andgoes back but sees a guy in a raty coat riding away and fires a lot til he eventually hits hi in the back like joh wayne never did

the guy sez bess and bites it and tull has teen at gunpoint asking how jane looks rom here

he makes teen undress then slides the firle i mean rifle into his a55 and says "here comes the suppository" and teen screams as the blast of the rifle blows him apart in the abdomen like a sack of chef boy ar dee

jk really we cut to jane with a body on the table and candles all over lie some ritual torevive Dracula in castlevania

she has the body berried and then a chic sethey arrested teen for horse stealing and murder and are gonna string him up

ed is onna do something and sez be ready to go in an hour and she yells at ed or waning revenge

she reveals her dad had a little girl taken to be his woman and tries to b0ne her woc with out consent and she did nothing til she heard the shot and help him as he bit it

when did this become the 3rd world?!

the little girl said she as he vengeance and not to interfere and ate her gun later

ed wears Mormon or rabbi clothes from dads closet and sez he's not doin it for the past but for her

in the courthouse o church or temple the teen is accused of workin with rustlers and is sentenced to be hung

then several guys get it and ed busts in like Arnold or stallone and astes the rest

he sez "call on ur god cuz he aint going the place u are" and gunz down cleric  who sentenced teen to be executed

he tells teen to get to the canyon and teen sees ed's wounded and se he iced some guy i forgot the name of

this is pretty bada55.

ed gets jane an her place is burning like burning force on sega genesis and escapes with her to the canyon

teen returns and tells bess baldrake or w/e is dead ans she sez thats her da so he sez he was shot stealing horsesbut not that he iced him

she wants a country not wild and bad lie this and looks lie the 90s chick from the song torn with her eyes and hair

jane and ed meet up with teen and bess and jane sez she's millie

jane sez teen iced baldrake or w/e and bess dont wanna go wth him but ed shows the locket with his family and its got a face she sees in her dreams of her mom she cant recall

tuns out millie is her mom and ed or jim or ed word jim is her uncle and milliwas her mom who got it at some point

so they go off and a swarm of motorcycle riding warrior and by mototcycle i mean horss but if this were the 80s it would be bikers, comes after em

after somehow outrunning em they get to th roc area an the moon is in the day sky as its curciling the flat earth above the firmament

ed sez the baddz are ridin tired horses and leaves the horse the jane is on through the maze of canoyn a55 ads the baddz o and theres steps cut into the rock, this was man made!

ed gets as far as the horse can go and ditches it lie Yoshi in mari world as hes a useless c=ck sucker and belongs in the ovens

ed brings em to the cavewhere they clim and i think beardo is comming at em from behind lie a gay p0rn0

eds let arm got  hole in its a55 and is soaked in blood and he treis to roll the stone to seal the only way up

she helps him and they strain like sh-tting out a 4 inch thick t-rd and the rock slams on thehole an beardo falls into the caves a55 he climbed up

teen and bess hear something andrie off on a new adventure in th boundless land

edn and i mean ed and janeare togetehrin this hilly rock castle thing and kiss

the end

that was pretty good

nice action and feel

good filming music and acting

tells a nice story, but kinda dumps on Mormons

but movies about immoral samurai aint racist against Japanese

didn't expect bess to be millie jr and the teen to ice her dad

its lie shakpere with hamlet shnkin polonius

or hondo with ohn ayne wasting the dad

or an anime

didn't epect janes dad or w/e to be the guy who went after eds sister

but it shows that even if someone you now does wron, you can still be friends with  smeone

like me being a pole an having openly ukranian friends afte the massacres they did to my kind

this is a pretty good movie and i'm glad i got to finish it

some parts were a bit hard to follow with soem accents and words from the past, but i got the gust of it

i mean gist of it

glad i saw it

oh an theres apparently a movie or book o rw/e this is a sequel to according to candy a55 wikipedia called The Heritage of the West and a sequel called The Rainbow Trail

so this is like watching star wars episode V instead of IV 1st

For Riders Of The Purple Sage 2 I want bess and her man to be wandering around the wastelands an encounter a flying city in the desert that battles Indians. they try et away but it follows em an they gotta find their way back to the rocky area lassider and Jane were as its really a battlefortress that was around before noahs flood that can fight the flying city of daemons that wanna end them as they are destined to be ancestors of a great warrior in the future. also its a 128 bi game like Zelda where you play as the guy or bess and fight through cryptids in the olde west an eplore the battlefotress rocky canyon area. on sega dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox.

The Beach Girls And The Monster Review

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The Beach Girls And The Monster

This is my review on The Beach Girls And The Monster from the itant fiture year to stalin of 1965(40 years before Transformers The Movie)

Its directed by Jon Hall who diected nothing I saw

It stars Jon Hall from Kit Carson (1940), Sue Casey from An American in Paris/The Big Trees/The Band Wagon/Rear Window/Breakfast at Tiffany's, Walker Edmiston from 1962 The Flintstones/Star Trek: The Original Series/The Monkees/Little House on the Prairie/The Waltons/The Transformers/Spider-Man: The Animated Series/Avatar: The Last Airbender/Ben 10/The Green Berets/Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory/The Transformers: The Movie/The Great Mouse Detective, Read Morgan from  The A-Team/60s The Twilight Zone/Back to the Future/The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Gloria Neil from The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Beverly Hillbillies, an a buncha guys not on back door, aid bag, gender offender, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, Creator hater, queer as a eer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu base on plants, wikipeia, who avoids using peoples real names when they are insane.

I never saw this b4 but people say its so bad its good so i wanna see it

it starts with a surf song an bikini girls dancing an credits and title and a cr-ppy monster like a store bought power rangers thing

its in widescreen an b/w and 1 chick has a big butt

2 guys leave a fellow surfer to get food and hang with bikini girls to eat hot dogs

1 guy leaves the group to chase a bikini blonde and make out on the beach

she runs of and finds a cave and this cr-ppy seaweed sasquatch grabs her face and strangles her

in he real version they were b0ning and she died of butt damage

it lumbers of and a chick find her so they call da cops who come as this isn't soviet canada where it takes 53 mins for em to come

they ask the teens questions an find evolved footprints going to da ocean

later the paper spins to say a beauty clawed dead at beach

the nerd scientist sez its some animal that might've mutated and can breathe on land like the x men but cop thinks the teens iced her and don't trust teens

some guy talks to a lusty bartender chick who comes onto him and might be married to another guy and sez things of dad and he don't want her cuz lusty girls have diseases

wait i think the dad is the nerd and is there and the nerds son

after an accident he hangs out at a beach with lusty chicks and the lusty bar chick is his stepmom like that anime with the pokemon actors stepmothers sin

dr nerd likes his lusty new woman and is a good guy an his son use to aid him in the lab before the accident and the bar is in their big fancy house

later injured teen the son meets a devolved guy who has a film and wants to be a surfer not a scientist and marry his gf and the accident got him to see that

then we see a few mins of surfing footage to surfer music

also i'm not in a good mood when watching this after some bad luck and little things and my memories of anger getting to me

devolved guy shows son a mermaid statue he made after the chick who go it and he might want son to deliver it to her rents but he thins devolved guy otta

also devolved guy made a statue of the stepmom

son meets his gf whos not happy after blonde got it and wants to stay here a the pool

stepmom i think goes by saying shes going to model for a guy and is all 5kanky

sonwhines of stepmom being a 5kank and needs to get it an dad dont see how awfil se is

is it like courney love wacking kurt and he knew but went with it cuz he's a candy a55 beta male soy boy Creator hater?

gf swims in a shower cap like a sea shell and devolved guy has a crippled leg from i think the accident but dont swim and want to make a sculpture of stepmom but shes swimming for an hour

in the real version she was b0ning sea anemone like the 5kank in demon beast invasion who got fish pregnant

he goes off and the teens play in the poop i mean pool and make out

the seaweed sasquatch follows the 5kanky step mom but leaves her as i thin it dont wan he aids and she goes back to devolved guy

she sedce him but dont wanna b0ne a cripple and leaves so he hand crushes the statue

oh and he gave the dead chick fam the statue

at nights on picks up a an devolved guy who got no feeling in his dead leg

son dont wanna go to he lab an da thinks its wrong so devolved is let out of te car to walk to get used to his leg and they can talk

son sez at the accident he saw his life an its all work and he dont wanna go back a he has he money mom left him if hes a burden

dad thinks this is a good opportunity but son dont want it

in home stepmom b--ches at him saying stop whining of ur son and she dont like him

he crushes something in his hand to sand but i dint see

then its day and devolved guy lurks at the beach as bikini girls dance

i wonder if his man thing works or if its dead like his leg

in home da makes out with 5kany stepmom hes married to for 5 years and hes gay for her but she's a 5kank and wants men as she's tired of him being in a lab and she stays at home with no animals to b0ne

he offers to make it up to her and go to soviet Europe with the cannibals and butt hammerers

btw the monsters hardly is the as are the beach girls

much is some whiney losers whining like Degrassi or rebel without a cause

he dont want her going out cuz of the killer on the loose but she dont care

then a night fire of teens looking an dancing and probably smelling like cavemen

hay, his is clearly daytime an tinted blacker

2 teens go off to make out and the sea yokai is lurking around

it probably hates them being a straight white Christian bio legal age, same species couple and is triggered by it

1 teen plays a song on guitar about love or a while and a guy uses a lion puppet sez theres  monster in the surf and more singing of it

1 girl is a bit thiccer but not fat

they run off an leave a fire unattended an 1 forgot something

devolved guy whos probably been here all day j=rkin off his dead d0ng walks by and sees 1 teen attacked by the sea thing and calls son for help but he dont hear or care

the monster leaves atfer icing the guy who seems kinda black and his thicc gf finds devolved guy tending to dead bf and thinks he did him

cops eventually come and devolved guy sez he saw a monster and thick gf wigs out on him

the cops say cover the body and wait til the ambulance comes as they can help him with being dead and all

devolved guy limps off and steals a cop car and the cops open fire on him but stop

stepmom come back after sin and seems drunk

she finds a note saying come to my room when you get back from i think devolved guy

she eventually goes upstairs and the yokai grabs her and cuts her face and she bites it

all right rangers! We need thunderzord power!

devolevd guy comes home and we cut to i think son name Richard or dick like spotted dick the brits put in their mouth like with monkey pox, is driving his gf and talking of if it was a sea monster

son sez with radiation a creature can grow 3x its size and i think it was also atmospheric things like increasing the pressure can make fish grow like before the flood

he thinks theres a cave the thing is in and they go as she dont want him to go alone

its clearly day and the sun shines on the water and they tinted it darker and son goes in a tube or pipe in the beach alone even though she made a sin about not going back alone

he finds a cat and returns thinking theres nothing there and he needs another way to help devolved guy named mark like the guy in the room

markripple the devolved finds the 5kanky stempmoms shoes and finds the door locked so he jimmys it with a screwdriver and finds a monster head mask

then the real monster comes by an fights him as his punches do nothing

he eventually gets a knife an shanks it but gets his face cut up and the main character couple come home

they see the monster is the dad in a suit as the mask fell off and went nuts and he runs out and drives off like in dr mabuse or a clockwork orange

teens tell da cops and the cops get on it and i never saw this but think he might get it in a car accident or of his knife wounds

sherrif sez dad was icing teens for the son and they tail him or a while and he goes off the cliff and the car blows in a fireball for no reason

the cop an teens find him eventually and we see the car burning

the end

That was pretty fun

Its a teen movie and is mostly teens dancing and chat with a bit o monster

Its not trying to be The Ten Commandments or Metropolis, but has some good ideas

Its kinda fun and lite and no nue scenes or swearing

Its kinda clean, which modern teen movies don't do, but devolve to lust and sin

I mean the most teens to here is make out and the 5kank gets iced

Its like Breaker High or something

I'm writing this last bit after the movie after taking a sleep and having some cookies and milk, so I'm in a better mood

Its a entertaining movie and i didn't expect the dad to be the monster

but it makes sense as he said it might be a mutant to try to get the son back to work and hrow suspicion off him

thats kinda smart

and he debate of life vs work wasnn't bad

its sorta like Wild Guitar with its cheap teen style but I think Wild Guitar had more Charisma but cr-ppier acting

if you want a movie to enoy with drinking buddies and make comments at, this would be pretty fun

like The Final Destination or The Room, but those are more fun to joke of

and its like 70 mins, not a big time investment

Glad I saw this

For The Beach Girls And The Monster I want the son to us his science and surfing skills as 1 to come up with new surf moves based on animal styles like with kung fu of the monkey and crane, but the crippled guy is malcontent and makes a metal armor suit to attack teens for blaming him for icing the teen, and he lurks around taking out teens and makes sure to leave no survivors as they'd out im. Also its an 8 bit platform game on Nes, Game Boy Master System, Game Gear, TF16, Atari 7800 and Lyn where you play as the devo,ved guy nd sneak aound taking out teens but if 1 gets away you gotta try again.

Doom Review

Note: I sopell 1st person shooter but never played em much

Doom

This is my review on Doom from the distant future yea to American Hero Francisco Franco of 2005 (The year of The Transformers Movie)

Its directed by openly Polish, or, el polen zakken, Andrzej Bartkowiak who did Romeo Must Die/Exit Wounds/Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, man these kinda s-ck.

It stars Karl Urban from Ghost Ship/The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers/The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King/Bourne Supremacy/Star Trek/Dredd/Star Trek Into Darkness/Walking with Dinosaurs/Star Trek Beyond/Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker(ew)Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/Xena: Warrior Princess/The Boys, wwf jacka55 Dwayne Johnson from Walking Tall/Hercules/San Andreas/Jem and the Holograms/That '70s Show/Family Guy/Transformers: Prime, Rosamund Pike(like the demon worshipper?) from the 2005 Pride & Prejudice, brainally challenged DeObia Oparei fro m Alien 3/2001s Moulin Rouge!/the 00s The Four Feathers/Dredd/Independence Day: Resurgence, el deviento Ben Daniel from Jack the Giant Slayer/Rogue One: A Star Wars Story/Law & Order: UK, Raz Adoti from Gangster No. 1/Black Hawk Down/Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Richard Brake from Cold Mountain/Batman Begins/Hannibal Rising/2009s Halloween II/Cold Case, Dexter Fletcher from The Elephant Man/The Patriot/Kick-A55/Band of Brothers, Al Weaver from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Brian Steele(NOT brian griffin trying to seduce stewie in a dress) from Men ln BI=ck II/H=llboy/Resident Evil: Extinction/Terminator Salvation/Predators, surprisingly Christian Doug Jones from Batman Returns/Hocus Pocus/Tank Girl/Mimic/Warriors of Virtue/Mystery Men/Three Kings/The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle/Adaptation/Men ln BI=ck II/Stuck on You/H=llboy/Pan's Labyrinth/Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer/Ouija: Origin of Evil/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Party of Five/Unsolved Mysteries/Star Trek: Discovery/All Star music video, and a frw guys not on candy a55 wikeipedea, you knowm reading how good Jones is, inspired me to be nicer, gives me a good feeling

I saw this movie before and never played the games as i dont like fps but the critics said it was cr-ppy, though i wasn't hating it then

in the distant future year of, 2026? Thats not so future, they found a gate in the Nevada desert to mars. 20 years ater, theres a mars base like robotech and we get logos

then we see the base and people spazzin out and a scientist trying to keep people out saying quarintine

a chicks arm is caught in the door and comes off looking kinda cool

then this unknown monster rips it open and we get title

then the rock whos a marine with semper fi on his back tattooed like an animal brand gets orders to chec it out

theres a crew of space soldiers and 1 is on a blocky rectangle like a game boy but making Atari sounds in 2046. after the third robotech war and invid thing

da rol sez they going there and tells a guy see ja when I get back

this has a really 00s look and feel and is in widescreen but still has some color

weren't the games in h-ll or something and fighting demons?

well, some say space is fake and aliens are demons/fallen angels, so they probably got gated to there

they go to the desert and this pillar comes out an opens then a metalelevator comes out

they go in and rock sz "u hesiate, people die" and they go into the hollow earth

so they space fold over and meet a guy who got his lower boy warped to another galazy and he's on a wheeled thing plugged into where his lower half would be

rok sez no one gets in the main area w/o permission and they look at the people quarentined

1 creepy guy tries o search the chics bodies but is stopped b4 he b0ned em

they meet a blonde scientist chic like in alone in the dark but not as bimbo who needs to get this archeology and research up there they teste an archeological cr-p up there

shes the sister of 1 army guy there and a blackasaur suggests the guy b0nes her

same family love, accepted by 2046

the guys go in an elevator with the blonde and da roc sez who goes where  and they go to investigate

its dark and has blue light and steam and this Japanese guy named Takahashi is called Mac like Mac and me or House the 70s movie with the girls and the ghosts thats like an anime

they go through a lab like a higher budget house o the ded movie an theres like big heart in a tube an barking dogs to probably be vivisected or injected with aids or combine into 1boy like the soviets dd.

2 guys find a hole in the grounds a55 and its said to be a holding cell that a guy gets the lusty guy to touch and get zapped as it electrified

rok finds an armory and the BFG or big effin gun on a computer screen

he needs dna verification and is denied

1 guy opens fire on something he saw moving and reports friendly fire

blonde found humanoid remains there and rebuilt the skeleton but didn't tell her bother and its got 24 chromosomes that make it stronger and faster and immune to disease an superior

but earlier remains has 23 and somehow they got more to digivolve

and i think their rents bit it on that dig site they found the advanced bones

some guys open fire on something but I was reading of oom Guy on candy a55 wikipedia and this f'd up wounded guy comes by and blonde tries to help him

the marnes go out an say something of finding a body to go with the arm

lusty guy is asked for help and he gives the guy an item I think are drugs

but winner on do drugs

Trump never did drugs an won but kirby morrow od'd and went to h e double Ireland

1 guy drops a can own stairs an tis blackasaur goes through this wall they phaze through like a force fiend i mean field and examine the f'd guy

f'd guy spazzes out saying "its inside" with devolved teeth, probably a brit, EW!!! 

i looked away to sign in to my thing and saw a guy fought what he called some kinda monkey

the blonde gets blood from f'd guy and when she looks away he vanishes

1 shoT has a body with rips out and it looks cool as its not cg

the army men go in a watery area and 1 guy falls in a hole as 1 quotes the Bible of the enemy being like a lion

man we're like an hour in with adds and that felt like nothing

sorta like Alien 1 with the guys lookin around

so they come across a melted monster like bio broly who f'd up a guy in army and like pooped an intestine on his wound on his neck

they get him to med bay and try to save him even defibulating and blonde sez this guy vanished

they try more but he stays dead and i guess didn't have an extra life

don't worry, he's gonna be ok, he just needs some rest

roc shows her something he found and she sez the atmosphere didn't support life and 1 guy thinks it came from another planet

there may be more of em and they can't let it come to the ark door and the ark is the thing that teleports em like stargate

she dissects the bio broly monster and needs a saw from the nano wall phase thing and has blackasaur get it

roc goes on about weapons and i wasn't paying attention and blonde goes out and finds blackasaur with the bonesaw

a dog barks at blackaasur and she gets back in the lab but this big xenomorph looking thing attacks an this cQndQm intestine thing gets in the room blacakasur and blonde are in

this better not go like android 18 an bacterian

rock and fienfs make it to the dig site an 1 guy i think main guy looks out the shudders and sees a dig site with people and rock sez this is where it happened

i think it was a flash back

they get word the north airlock is safe and roc hears something and finds another guy missing a head

they open fire and it gets back to the lab area and leaves a blood trail and rock sez if anyone gets in blow the ark

like Noah's Arc getting em to safety from the demons and giants?

1 guy finds a human hand and it looks like the ones in Edward scisorhands

blonde goes through the bio brloy monsters guts and it cool and real matter and gooey like starship troopers

the dead army guy gets better and goes zombie and bangs his head on the glass til he falls and blonde sez he was turning

lusty guy gotta tae a big black dump and aint in diapers like some gamers

rock uses a woman sample to get the big FAT guy according to the Bounce Airing of this

why not say Bio Force Gun?

wait, bio force? does using it burn away the users life?

1 blackasaur has a chaingun and isn't this like the future? where all the phazer guns? why are they still using bullets?

this sasquatch yokai grabs the blackasaur with chain gun and slams him on the pipes then leaves and hes in a room wait i think its the containment cell hole in the a55 floor

lusty guy makes a recording of his status and chaingun blackasaur fights this sasquatch xenomorph but after beating on it with a 90s computer monitor, gets zapped then gets the monster zapped on the wall and climbs a chain but falls

wow, we're 90 mins in with adds, that didn't feel like much

roc finds chaingun blackasur dead on the fllor and lusty guy crawls around the toilet room and sees a rat but gets pulled through the floor and busted around

roc uses the bfg and not big friendly giant and it blows a blue hole in the walls a55 and lusty guys dead

roc gets back and sees dead guy got better and suisided on the wall and a corpse guy is half in the phase wall

turns out the monsters are the scientists and others devolved so rock sez the guy in the wall is unsavable and blows him out saying hes dead

hes getting p-ssed and wants to know whats the experiment on and blond says its an archeological dig

brother asks what they were sent to protect and she sez the research thing

she shows a video of em injecting a guy but sez they were never gonna go human things

1 mentions Genesis chapter 9 an we see injected guy in the elcetic hole in the a55 and spazzing out

she sez they can perfect xenogenesis and they were sent to protect the data

doom guy called grimm wants to destroy the research like the maruta claim happened in the alleged unit 731 butrock wants to bring it back

rock sez leave blonde and bro gives her a thing to contact him on

they go through silver halls and somethin got through and theres a system reboots they gotta wait 5 mins, probably needed to update against the users will or consent

oom guy brother nmain guy grimm goes back to sister to get her but she wants to talk about how the skeleton died protecting her kids not eating em and the chromosome made others mental

turns out the disease only affects those with bad dna and genetic psychotic things and they left mars to come to earth to start it on an arc

what is this? Go Nagai? Or Ancient Aliens?

rock goes in the warp things like galaxy quest and it looks like it wit the phlegm clear thing warping him off

hes in the base or w/e and theres a countdown an he wastEs guys

blonde and doom guy get to a place and roc wastes the rest of the survivors in the quarentine or base or w/e

the younger soldier finds a family of women and children and comes back to find wheel guy saying not to ice him and he has no neck wound or sign of inection

kid sez its wrong to ice the innocent an rock wants em iced as he give the orders and kid wont obey

rock blows him out and sez he was disobeying and punished by execution

doom guy has enuff of the rock like me in the 90s and is gonna cap him but wheel man is attaced by a sasquatch thing and slammed on the table

all h-ll breaks loose and the last soldiers fight the devolved zombie guys running into gunfire

they get past the phase barrier and close it but blackasauer gets dragged through the floor and rock through the phase wall

blonde gets borther i think back and he's all f'd up so she treats him and he sez to detonate the place after getting out

she wants to give him the chromosome thing  like its the 2020s and the gov wants you devolve but he dont want it

he relents and gives her his gun saying 1 in the heart 1 in the head an she injects him thinking it'll evolve him as he's a good guy

is this like the golden crystal in sailor moon super s how the unworthy are burned away in greenfire?

he gets better and heals and we get a cool 1st person thing of him taking guys out like house of the dead in 1 shot but really edited

hes digvolved into bada55

this is the best part of the movie

wheel guy evolve into a maggot dog thing and eats him don but he has another guy and beats it with a chainsaw on its wheel back then shotguns it

he gets to a room and there a living wall like contra pulsating in the famicom version

he gets to his sister whos alive and rock is there who iced all the survivors even the kids

quarintine is over and rock/doom guy fight with his last bfg shot being dodged and doom guy having half a clip

they get to a big blue room kinda like demolition man or the mortal instruments city of bones and roc tries a sneak attack but doom uy saw it comming and went around to fire on him

after lurking around rock break trough glass, sez semper fi and they fist fight/wwf fight/power rangers fight

doom guy get roc caught in metal but he breaks out like the hulk and bends steel on his arm to fight with

they fight and rok stabs doom guy through the hand with the metal so he uses a warp to send rock who's devolving through the space fold and rips the metal through his hand so he dont go through after rock

then sends a detonater and blows the base then carries his blonde sister out after auto healing like Garlic Jr

then credits like an fps thing

the end

That was pretty cool

good action, actin, music, style and effects

There's good bible refs like the arc and demons ad genetic f ing and cursed bloodlines and eating kids and warp gates an ancient tech

its not trying to be gone with the wind or urotsukidoji but is a action movie with a good sci fi angle

i use to think the roc should've devolved into some cgi monster, but looking at it now I see he was starting to turn and ha he lived, then he'd go yokai sasquatch okama

it has good flow and doesn't drag and doesn't feel as long as it is

its based on a game you cap monsters an this s guys capping monsters so its accurate

whatever people hated about this i didn't get

this is cool

and i don't like fps with getting hit by offscreen guys but do like 1st person dungeon crawlers as you don't gotta react in real time

i liked it and I'm glad I saw it again

For Doom 2 I want it to be revealed the virus was demons and the elevator warp gate to mars was really a inner area of the hollow earth. Doom guy is higher evolved and the gov is reverse engineering him to digivolve the population, but there's too many evil people go are revealed to have demon ancestry so the thing awakened it Doom guy and a group of others who din' urn go into the burning city to waste all the devolved who are various monsters and yokai and oni and you gotta bust em out. Also its a 128 bit run n gun with up to 4 players in a 2d sie scrolling thing like the Toxic Crusaders and Ninja Turtles ps4 games and the rock is back as a building sized monster in the final boss who revived by his brain ragment fusing with the remains o the others in the base and regenerating, and you gotta blow his organs to beat him.

Blood Dolls Review

Noye: I spel direct to vireo

Blood Dolls

this is my review on Blood Dolls from the distant future yea rof 1999(The ye th global civil war ended in Robotech)

Its direcref by one of THEM Charles Band who did Prehysteria!

It start body builder/Christian Nicholas Worth from  Scream Blacula Scream/The Terminal Man/The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!/Darkman, Jodie Fisher rom nothing I saw, openly midget Phil Fondacaro from Return of the Jedi/The Garbage Pail Kids Movie/Willow/B0rdello of Blood/The Polar Express/Land of the Dead/Quantum Leap/Sliders/Sabrina the Teenage Witch/Touched by an Angel, Persia White from Last Action Hero/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction/Breaker High, Matt Corboy from Jag/Malcolm in the Middle/Cold Case/The West Wing/Mad TV, an a lot of people not on back door, ais bag, soy boy, beta male, frooty booty, gendrr ofendr, Creator hater, soom bottom, hippie stonervegan peta tree kung fu based on plabts, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wiipedia who denies Tartaria but thinks themoon landing was real

i never saw this bfpre but is giving on pluto tv and looks interesting

ater title and cretdis over newspapers of om cr-p an a fake head, we see 2 legal people coming to meet mr travis whos rich and eccenturic

he comes out in a clown make up which is base on fallen angles if you look into clowns and circisus, and guy lawyer bumps into a midget he want to pet

rich guy has a bimbo rock band in a age and 1 shows her nips or a sec

wait the clown guy is the butler and the rich guy is in a ghoul mask an sounds southern confederate

he has the midget turns a knob to zap the bimbos and make em play a song about being dead

travis has dolls the woman sez look racist and he se he is and whines about his name in the papers over a billon doller loss over anti trust cr-p

he has cables wrap around the lawyers hands to chain em to the chair and sez 3 people caused his money issues an he wants em to do something of it, then presses a button an a drill comes up and goes in the guy like a carotoon spaying blood

he takes off his mask and has a tiny head like in beetle uice and sez cr-p i don get cuz hes too quiet

then its night and we see the chic whos Japanese in lacey black undies in a tube he uses to zap be like 2 others who were dolls now, then has midget zap bimbos to play a song

she turns into a doll looking like a bad double dragon cartoon character or evil lynn from he man

at a get together the guys who swidled travis of 1 billion dollers celebrate and travis watches on a spy probe and sees the guy is faking being a dumba55 but is really a genius like bush jr

the swindlers are onna go home and travis is gonna send in the dolls and Japanese doll ha a Rising Sun flag as a skirt as this is imperial Japan b--ch shes gonna go 731 on those maruta but for real for once

this blonde guy gets whipped by a SM chick who sez to use jamming devices and they bought the judge an federal prosecuter they bought off to win the case but both went missing

she thinks Travis iced em and also wacks people like they do and might go for em but they can use i to take out lose ends

The Travis wants toe dolls to go instead o the clown butler who's a bit jealous and the Travis sez clown butler needs a disguise and go after one of the other

in the mansion is this bada55 working out and a swordfish on the fireplace which will probably ice a guy and a guard on a monitor reading a comic and older guard tellin him off for it

da power goes out as does the back up and the security grid is down so bada55 sez call the electric company i hope not on sesame street with Mr Rogers

1 guy fakes being the power company like in monopoly and goes in the gate in a van even though the powers out

fake power guy goes in and the guards clear him and bring him to the basement to b0ne or w/e

btw this is widescreen and colored 90s style

bada55 boss yells at guard for not having the power back yet and the p-mp doll is in his room

he looks like bruce willis had a kid with dann florek

he notices something in there and get attacks by all 3 dolls with Japanese one having 4 arms like Mortal Kombat

he get his head busted by a barbell and 1 guard gets iced by the electric man

1 guard comes in to see boss bada55 dead ad the toys get him

electrictail guy puts on clonw face and sez its good to get out of that costume as he sees his real self as fake like a gender offender or furry

he next day the spy thing like in star wars ep V, blonde guy talks with a blonde chick about a guys being a booty boy and SM chick is listening in on a wire he's got an tells him what to say on an ear piece

oh they meant the boss baa55 who got it and his guards and blonde leaves as sm chick insults him and Travis and clownface listen in an notice he said somethings coming up

sm chic bugged big boss's house that takes a photo every 5 seconds and send sit and they see dolls going across the floor in several fames

clownface shaves the travis whos thinking what did he mean coming up

so a group of guards or w/e are in a elevator and get iced offscreen after the bimbos play

SM chick has blonde guy in SM tied up like its a Go Nagai Manga and whips him saying she knows his office is bugged and she's got dirt on a guy with a young girl but is gonna ice him

she's not known to virgin i mean virgil i think travis and not the Dante's Inferno one and she's a mastermind behind the cr-p lie T R Edwards in Robotech II The Sentinels

the puppets come for the house but a wall of fire blocks em and SM chick wans to meet Travis as he wife of a competitor

p-mp doll gets touched up by virgil and clownface sez they checked the perimeter and found theres no way in besides a full scale thing and virgil or travis or w/e sez they probably planned for dat 2

sm chick comes to meet the travis and Travis sez she don't need 2 be searched as shes not on a suicide mission by body language

he sends clownface to find her vehicle and travis meets her and he sez he thinks her husband, i think blonde guy is admirable and skilled but she thinks he's a buffoonm

he sees husband didnt send her and she asks for a peace as both he/travis might fall and husband knows of the dolls

he sez he's nothing/an emptiness like the never ending story II and a guy sez if u want power, love nothing

he promises not to harm her husband and midget shocks the bimbos to play a song

she drives back saying travis is he most briliant guy she met but the toys were in the tunk

blonde is in a wire sm thing and she seems to be into the travis

she signed all docs to get power and had enuff of him and leaves him in piano wire where the p-mp turns the crank to tighten the wires into him til he bites it

sm chic was watching on a hidden camera like Megatron a follows the dolls on a vector graphics thing and traps em

she contacts travis saying the dolls are after her and he orders em as their creator to leave her but she got it on tape and plays it back for him

she has the toys in a cage and sez shes going back to her maiden name with blonde dead, ms duray, who he knows of that guys trial

she has tape of the dolls at boss bada55's place and him admitting the dolls are his and the dolls and he sez he'd contact her soon

he laments falling for her a bit an her using him and sees he's got nothin to lose

after having midget zap the bimbos again, sm chick talks to dolls saying he's probably planning and to women, surrender is a way of winning, she gets a call and sez she looks forward to see him

the travis tells clowno shes coming here not a public place and wonders if its boldness or a trick

she comes and this is kinda deep and layered like sherlock holmes or death note but worse effects

she sez she came cuz you gotta preserve excellent things and brings his dolls, a vhs of the killing and dolls at boss, and audio tape saying he confessed, and a signed confession saying she iced blonde

but she offers herself to him and he sez he liked the her that was nice, also she's a woman and offers to have his kids and let an idiot b0ne her for 10 years for money

both are smart and can do well teaming up and rule the world as she's the best he'd get

she copied his signature on a marriage licence and if he wants to ice her, do it quick cuz both of em are busy

busy in h-ll, or h e double soviet califonia!

she offers to sell him her cr-p for 1 doller and he dont carry money and clownface has 50s

he gets 1 doller and the travis sez clowno is his religious advisor and an ordained minister and they have a weeding

they get hitched and he takes off his mask to show his tiny gary busey head and has the dolls knock her down and tie her up

he sez his life has no joy and he dont like whats under her mask

he sealed his domain and has poison gas pumped in as everyone but the bimbos and sm chick likes it

Japanese doll frees the bimbos who beat out midget with a guitar and buff sm doll blows the door with a looney toons cartoon bQmn

the bimbo band gets out with the dolls and drives off

then clownface sez hey have another ending besides the girls getting away and others biting it, and he prefers this one

than alternate take has em beat away midget and clowno comes in, opens fire at the ceiling and tells em off

the band plays the wedding march and travis marrys sm chick then for the kiss, sees his small head and isn't grossed out

she wanted to hate him but sees he's more than a man an both are marvels/monsters and meant for each other

she loves him being a monster and more than a man and kisses his tiny head

now the world really has someyhing to fear

then credits to a 90s song as we see the actor names over clips of em like SpaceBalls

on set sarah geller, like buffy?

post production don adams, like Inspector Gadget?

marketing steve blum, the digimon malcontent?

The End

That was actually not bad

Its a cheap direct to video movie, but had some good parts

The story was good and both protagionist and antagionist are bad guys

its smart people going after each other and has some good ideas

yea the effects are cheap and its a bit cr-ppy

but its not trying to be Gone With The Wind or Birth Of A Nation

For what it was, i liked it

Its better than it should be

its got that late 90s feel like System Crash on YTV and good music

The blonde genius with a devolved head is like T R Edwards in Robotech II The Sentinels and his game of wits is not bad

Glad I saw this one, its actually pretty good an is better than you'd think if you look deeper

Oh and its connected to the Demonic Toys franchise but I think its not a sequel or w/e

For Blood Dolls 2 I want it to follow the good ending and the evil couple is gaining shares in companies to take over and control the media to make their puppet candidate win and rule from the shadows, also they have a new group of dolls they send to wack those who get close to the truth. Its also a 128 bit game on Sega Dreamcast, PS2 Xbox and GameCube where you play as the puppets and go on missions to ice people.

The Descent Review

Note: I spell better than brits wuith extra U's

The Descent

This is my review on The Descent from the distant fiture year to Hirohito Sama of 2005(The year of Transformers The Movie)

Its directed by openly brittish Neil Marshall who did nothing I saw

It stars Shauna Macdonald from  Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi(ew), Natalie Mendoza from 2001 Moulin Rouge!/Blue Bloods, Alex Reid from nothin I saw, climate commie MyAnna Buring from 2006 The Omen, Saskia Mulder from nothing I saw, Nora-Jane Noone from Garrow's Law, Oliver Milburn from nothin I saw, an Molly Kayll  who's not on back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, Creator hater, booty boy, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a eer wit a steer in its rear Wikipedia who claims the last jedi was loved and ONLY a few malcontents hated it.

I never saw this but remember it comming out in the 00s

I hear it inspired the 2013 tomb raider reboot

After logos we see chick boating in a wild river then opening credits

1 has a husband/daughter and ti is really widescreen and 00s colored

blonde with man/kid drive back in a brit car on the wrong side but hes not looking where he's going and a car plows into him and poles on it skewer him

she wakes up in the hospital and wanders woundbt it goes arkan she runs from the offing lights

she's hugged by a chick in the halland crys as the lights are on and we get title

then its the Appalachian area and dark hair chic is with blonde ex family one saying"we on't gotta do this/she always brings us out"

Yea but you can say no, like with drugs or b0ning

the pack of chicks meets up and talks with 1 in medical school and 1 looks really 80s and does base jumping

at night they drink beer and at night blonde hears a sound and wakes up

then its day and they take a photo and i think blonde is on drugs or meds

thy go to a cave and 1 sez u can get dehration/disorientation/halluinatinons and other cr-p

they find a dead moose or deer or w/e and think a bear or sasquatch did it

they otta ump on it and squirt its guts out its butt

they go down a hole in the earths a55 and thssese bats swarm out

they crawl in the intstines of the ground and these a ump scare of 1 chick asking another if she wants to eat outta nowhere

they have a fooding and Asian friend comforts blonde

blonde takes a look around and inds a hol in the walls a55 to go in

they crawl in the sometimes wet slimy caves li a esophagus an some parts ae dry an tight like a dear body's butt pipe

1 was about to o in the wall hole but heard a sound nd 1 is in brown water 

1 chick gets stuck lie a t-rd left in the a55 too long and wigs out

seeing no way out, 1 pulls a gun and ends her

jk thats th Canadian dr version

1 sez "da worst thing that happened has alray happened so its only a cave"

what if it caves in or theres a flood?

then the cave starts falling in and she gets out as it closes behind her

the chicks say the guide book saying theres 3 ways i and out and this was 1 but they didn't bring the book

also they told people they were going to another cave so the rescurs wont now where to look

1 wanted em to discover something andthey seem f'd so they b--ch about it

the feed on pluto tv out tv proud which censored sh-t and nips and buttcrack f'd out but they found an inner area and a deep cliff

also i think they lost food or something when the cave f'd out

1 does rock climbing to put ropes in the ceiling to cross but is bruing out

she finds a hook to link the thing on already there and makes it across

they gets a rope across an the others pull across on it

Asian chick has em take the rope an crosses on th tophie taking the link things but falls

she's caught by the rope the others hol but the last link thik goes and she flls into the wal and they pull her up

1 hurt her hand on rope burn and they see they weren't the 1st hre as the hook link was 100 years old

what year i this? and when did they start making those link hook things?

in the cave they see painting on the walls by alleged cave men and find theres 2 ways out

they go on an 1 chick rushes as the others say old up an falls but 1 chick grabs her hand

she slips and falls in a hole in the floors a55 and its like digestive tract like in Earthworm Jim

she hurt her leg and the dames aid her by crunching her leg bck together and its blurred out on the gay pluto channel

1 chick goesin a wet cave and sees a thing in the background bu it books it and the Asian one finds her

she tells the others and they dont believe her but she thins they can help her

1 thinks they saw daylight but is told they 2 miles underground(really? thats deep) and 

they go on to a drizzling cav an ont know here to go but see cave things for a sec and spazz out

they use a flare and notice the yokai are ciccling em then run and put out the light to hie

wee see it and its a good ump that egts the bloo going and its a hairless albino eyeless fanged thing and i thin it bites 1 of the broads dead

the chicks fiht the demns and i thin 1 is dragged off but might be dead

Asian wasts 1 and heard something behind her and sings to kill i but its i think the 80s n ho she gets in the neck and falls to the floor making sounds

chic sees a blonde who turns and its he yokai cave things face screaming and she wakes up

she uses her camera light o see a lot of human bones around ehr and hides hearing a sound

a thing falls in the hole and the cave yokai eat it

2 chicks go around and hide in a higher place

camera chick sees em eat the boy and nearly barfs and 1 hears and looks into the camera with its dead eyes and makes outh sounds with its brittish teeth showing

1 yokais riht by the 2 chiks and makes hissing souns but ,moves on as its eyes dont work like drakes legs in Degrassi

it leaves but 1 girls watch goes ooff so she takes it off and drops it so the yokai finds it nt them

1 girol calls out to bekka like bekka cade in the non canon robotech comics and the thing goes after her

its the Asian one ansh sees the cave thing spazzing out and stops talking then gets her pickaxe

i assume this is a thing on the germans being attacked by soviets in the 40s

blonde chik i thinkmakes a torch outta cr-p and 2 irls go in the close halls with a glowstick til 1 tokai comes form the ceiling and attaks em lik a cave centipede that eats bats

1 chick fights it ut asiangets it inthe back and snaps its neck

its like Ninja Scroll with the blinde Samurai Devil

they talk of how these things cant see but hear and are made for the dark claiming its evolution but theres no evidence of that

i assume they are demons or fallen angel offspring or made by pre or post flood dna engineering gene slamming

blonde findsthe chick who got eaten or something whos not dead and barfing blood who sez to leave her

eated chick gives her a thing saying love each day and blonde says she cant leave her and we get the token sad moment

wait she wanted her to finish her and blonde eventually ends her with a axe or pick or rock

then this devolved chick attacks and has saggy caveman t-ts and main chick  think runs

she falls into a pool of blood and pulp and this devolved chic attacks in it so she gets an item and ends her

she lays still ana cave tokai comes by and walks on her with its hand and drools spurm and leaves so she ends it

she screams and the other chicks are together and head for her 

Asian chick find a pack of cave gremins and boos it

1 girl fins a wall and climbs itwit rock climbing cr-p but the others get to her calling "bekka! we aint got enuff rope"

a cav yokai cralws on the ceilingand fights then ends her andanother gets another girl

Asian chick falls in the water with 1 and finishes it with a blade in it already

she climbs and finds blonde with dried blood on her face and they see they are the last ones

they go on and find some cave yokai by light and fight em, wel, Asian does, it, so does blone, and its pretty bada55

after wasting em including busting the head on rocks like Trayvon tried to do to that Mexican guy who had a gun, theystand looking at ech other and blond stabs Asian in the leg with the pickaxe for some reason

wait its cuz she shanked tht girl by mistake who told her and Asian chick was b0ning her man

she leaves Asian wh ust heped her to be eaten and b0ned dead and gets out of the cave in a hole in the earths hills a55

she gets to a car and drives for a bit then stops to cry

a truck comes by with big brown logs in it and she rolls down the window to barf but turns and has a vision of i think her daughter looking undead

the end

that was pretty good

i had to look up the cheeting thing and stuf on why she shanked the Asian but its mostly good

nice feel, good build up, nice flow and its got some good scares that get the blood pumping

its well filmed and the fights are kinda disorienting but i think thats on purpose to throw us off

good acting and the cast is mostly chicks with 1 human male and the rest are devolved guys

its got a slow start to ease us into the horror instead of starting out with a firehose of aids

i liked it and its got a bit of gore and good ideas

Glad I saw this one

Sorta like Jaws where you don't see the monster at 1st and it gets to it

Plus the monsters in underground caves is lie he Solomon islands and the giant cannibals

For The Descent 2 I want her to tell the cops who send a team in but fin its known by the gov and THEY work with the higher evolved beings of the cave things to control things. Also the Asian girl survived and fought em off and has sound a city of people who survived the cave things and us ancient armor from before the flood to battle em. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and BA where you play as the Asian or other survivors and fight the cave things and higher devolved forms and demon beasts from history and btle in sunken cities from before the flood.

Baby Boom Review

Note: I spell like a non boomer

Baby Boom

This is my reviw on Baby Boom from the didtant futtee year of 1987(20 years before transformers season IV)

its directed by Charles Shyer who did nothing i saw but his dad Melville worked with DW Griffith

it stars openly irish Diane Keaton from The Godfather/The Godfather Part II/The Godfather Part III/Marvin's Room, Sam Shepard from Steel Magnolias/Thunderheart/The Pelican Brief/Black Hawk Down/2004 The Notebook/00s Charlotte's Web/2014 Klondike Harold Ramis from Heavy Metal/National Lampoon's Vacation/1984 Ghostbusters/Ghostbusters II/Groundhog Day/Airheads/As Good as It Gets, dirty commie Sam Wanamaker from Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, James Spader from Pretty in Pink/Frasier/Seinfeld/Boston LegalThe Office, Pat Hingle from On the Waterfront/Hang 'Em High/Maximum Overdrive/The Land Before Time 001/1989 Batman/Batman Returns/1995 The Quick and the Dead/Batman Forever/Batman & Robin/2000 Shaft/The Twilight Zone 60s/M*A*S*H/1997 The Shining/Touched by an Angel, Britt Leach from The Brady Bunch/Happy Days/M*A*S*H/Weird Science, Annie Golden from Desperately Seeking Susan/Cheers/Father Dowling Mysteries/The Pebble and the Penguin/12 Monkeys/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Chris Noth from Boyz n the Hood/Cast Away/The Glass House/Law & Order/Touched by an Angel/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Good Wife/Shark Week/2021–2022 The Equalizer, Mary Gross from The Santa Clause/Animaniacs/The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat/The Angry Beavers/Sabrina the Teenage Witch/Hey Arnold!/Detention/Judging Amy/Malcolm in the Middle/Boston Legal, The Right Honorable Victoria Jackson from UHF/Touched by an Angel/Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Benjamin Diskin from Bleach/Digimon Fusion/Sailor Moon/redub/Sailor Moon Crystal/Beyblade Burst Rise/Problem Child the series/Hey Arnold!/Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Spectacular Spider-Man/Huntik: Secrets & Seekers/Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H./Ultimate Spider-Man/Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir/2018 The Powerpuff Girls/Sailor Moon R: The Movie/Kindergarten Cop 1/The Wonder Years/California Dreams/Chicago Hope/Captain America: Super Soldier/Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite, Beverly Todd from nothing I saw, Jane Elliot from Law & Order an some guys I never saw o ain't in candy a55, back door, aids bag, gender offender, Sodom bottom, Creator hater, wiener cleaner, frooty booty, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a eer with a steer in its rear, soy boy, beta male Wikipedia who thinks the demented Irishman got 81 million votes in 2020 when his boss only got 69 mil at his best

I neber saw this b4 but hear it did well

after title we see a really 80s montage of soviet new york and saying 53% of the workforce is womena and instead of marrying drs/lawyers, they are them

this chick is a lawyer or w/e and lives with an in vestment baner in sin and makes money

she tells others what to do and is a take charge chick andhas inner with a geezer bu if she makes partner she' have more work

if she does it she' hve to give up being a wife and mother and geezers concerned of it as hes got a wie to help the kids

she dont want a family and only wants work and at hole i mean home egon from ghost busters is her butt buddy who offers to b0ne

she finds a home in the mt's that he thinks she wounldnt do and is probably gonna get in the end as its from the phone and othe work cr-p

after offscreen b0ning for 4 mins they sleep and wake up to the phone saying she has a distant cousin who bit it and a bad connection means she cant hear half whats said

at the airport this britmo gives her the thing the dead fam let her, a baby, as she's the last relative

she dont ant it and britmo has a plane to get to confederate forida and leaves her with the kid she'd probably eat

she drops it off with some worekr at a restaurant and meets a guy for a meeting but the blonde eventually gives it back after it barfed

main chick goes shopping and gets iapers and at home leaves the kid unattended to get iced like in pet semetary

egon retunrs and the floor has black and white tiles like a demon plance

the will has her have the kid but also take care of finding a better home which she'll propbaly do then change her mind and get back later

they make it pasta but the kid throws it too hard for a kid and it might be a daemon or yokai or like goku in dbz

after cleaning the pasta the main chick struggles to use a diaper 

after having he baby go commando to poop everywhere like its a slum country, kid fs up egons glasses an they tape a diaper on it

jr watcheS tv with em but whines and egon holds it down and tells it to go to sleep on the county of three like a 1 year old can get English

the id bites him lik a reverse bris and on the nose as i guess its gonna be a cannibal

main chick goes to dump the kid at an adoption agency

then we seemain chck with a lot of toys and clothes and some mexican satig shes doign good

she takes care of jr and it get sick so she gets a lot of cr-p to take care of it like aby tylonel to devolve it

after sticking a thermomoiter in the baby's a55 we get soft piano of her taking care of the kid

they meet a redneck family wh wants to rename her and wanted a boy but will settle or her an d take her backto Duluth

we getta sad moment of the kid crying knowing it'll be fed to cows and hogs and she leaves the kid, only to get it back and go home with it

then we see a train with 2 nuns and a jew getting off but its not a joke, its egon who is not lpleaces she kept the kid

i think he diches her and later she has the kid at work and the bosses don't like it but she still wants to be partner

if she's so rich why not hire some help to look after the kid like the slavery days?

she interviews chucks i mean chicks and 1 is turned down for coming for The Lord and 1 is nuts and 1 is a german or w/e

she hires a bimbo an goes on a trip for a meetingshe gets a call saying "i put the turkey in the oven" and after getting home finds the sitter did drugs and cooked the baby

jk really shecalls asking for help and main chick sings to the baby on the phone in a room full of men who are not naked

she gets back and finds her wearing a hat and well places hands as a guy is there and they were b0ning

main chick hires the german but sees a newspaper saying child missing parents suspect babysitter so she gets info from her o sin number and other things

after crossing the road without looing like the gypsy in thinner and 2 cards nearly crush her, she gets to work and a guy she as training got promoted

in the park where purvoes go, main chick hangs with other 80s moms and they got peschools thats hard to get in and they got their kids in advanced cr-p

then a thing of her trying to teach the kid flash cars showing things liek doorknob an whoopie Goldberg and a 1 year old doign swinging ring thing on gymnastics

at work james spader has done her work to get ahead while she was with child and she sez "this is my office"

she gets p-sseed spader made a decision w/o her on her account and boss sez he gets the account cuz she's lost focus and gives her a cr-ppier account

she can't take being demoted and leaves like Manjyome in GX then buys the mt house and moves there and its a farm place y a lake like the 1800s

the heater goes out and its a cold winter coming an the only plumber in town sez it'll cost a lot

then its a blizzard and we goin little monkey houseon the prarie with the roof f'd out an she needs a new one as snows sh-tting in

then its summer but actally spring and shes making apple sauce cuz she didn't get a sega master system and her homies in soviet new York or new Sodom as it otta be known is doind well

the well dries up and she thinks she can fill it with a hose so she needs to tap the county line or like 6000 dollers

she wigs out on a tirade thats not b--chy andhas low money and used to be better and wants to b0ne but blacks out

a dr helps her and asks if shes pregnant but due to not b0ning she aint

after whining more she hears a horse and its not like berserk as the dr is a vet and wigs out for a while

she finds the house was on the market for 5 years and she was the only one to look and goes to the store and ge apple sauce does well

she wants kerocenie andsome yuppies come in and chris noth might be 1

they like the gourmet baby food and she goes to the library where she meets the vet again

she goes home and her car tire blows like an irish head in dallas so she tries fixing it and vet tries helping

In real life a vet gets in trouble for treating a human, even if he thinks hes a cat

they devolve int making out and we getta nother montacge of her trying to sell baby food

eventually she makes it big in baby food anwe get yr another montage

at a Xmas Party he meets vet again and if she's no b0ned by him, the animals might be

so they reconnect and i think b0ne and jr calls him dada

she gets a call saying somene wants to buy her cr-p or brand or w/e and she goes to soviet new York with the ninja turtles to find the account she had before wants her brand

her ex bosses offer her 3million ollers for her company and an apartment of her choice and keeping her on as the c e o and bonuses

she thinks of it and sez no and won't sell and likes herself as it is now and thinks she can do it w/o em and likes living in soviet Vermont

she goes back to the quiet white bread red ne inbred mountain town and smooches the vet wo's moyth might've been on horse a55

then gets home and her kid sez mama or mother/mommy/mom in the subtitles like how they say papa is dad on the subs of sailor moon or w/e

the end

Tht was pretty nice

sorta like Look Who's Talking but more about the mom

Its a nice mostly lite story thats ot good heart

its kinda mild but not everything has to be commando or predator

its cozy and Dianne Keaton seems kinda like tina fey if hetero

its a nice little film and don't feel like nearly 2 hours

For Baby Boom 2 I ant it to be in the 90s and about the daughter growing up and having a 90s time as a 90s kid and dealing with lessions of not doing drugs and mainly adventuring in he nature lie huckleberry finn. Also its a 16 bit game on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as her and explore and do things lie Harvest Moon but being a 90s kid instead of a farmer.