Doom Review

Note: I sopell 1st person shooter but never played em much

Doom

This is my review on Doom from the distant future yea to American Hero Francisco Franco of 2005 (The year of The Transformers Movie)

Its directed by openly Polish, or, el polen zakken, Andrzej Bartkowiak who did Romeo Must Die/Exit Wounds/Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, man these kinda s-ck.

It stars Karl Urban from Ghost Ship/The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers/The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King/Bourne Supremacy/Star Trek/Dredd/Star Trek Into Darkness/Walking with Dinosaurs/Star Trek Beyond/Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker(ew)Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/Xena: Warrior Princess/The Boys, wwf jacka55 Dwayne Johnson from Walking Tall/Hercules/San Andreas/Jem and the Holograms/That '70s Show/Family Guy/Transformers: Prime, Rosamund Pike(like the demon worshipper?) from the 2005 Pride & Prejudice, brainally challenged DeObia Oparei fro m Alien 3/2001s Moulin Rouge!/the 00s The Four Feathers/Dredd/Independence Day: Resurgence, el deviento Ben Daniel from Jack the Giant Slayer/Rogue One: A Star Wars Story/Law & Order: UK, Raz Adoti from Gangster No. 1/Black Hawk Down/Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Richard Brake from Cold Mountain/Batman Begins/Hannibal Rising/2009s Halloween II/Cold Case, Dexter Fletcher from The Elephant Man/The Patriot/Kick-A55/Band of Brothers, Al Weaver from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Brian Steele(NOT brian griffin trying to seduce stewie in a dress) from Men ln BI=ck II/H=llboy/Resident Evil: Extinction/Terminator Salvation/Predators, surprisingly Christian Doug Jones from Batman Returns/Hocus Pocus/Tank Girl/Mimic/Warriors of Virtue/Mystery Men/Three Kings/The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle/Adaptation/Men ln BI=ck II/Stuck on You/H=llboy/Pan's Labyrinth/Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer/Ouija: Origin of Evil/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Party of Five/Unsolved Mysteries/Star Trek: Discovery/All Star music video, and a frw guys not on candy a55 wikeipedea, you knowm reading how good Jones is, inspired me to be nicer, gives me a good feeling

I saw this movie before and never played the games as i dont like fps but the critics said it was cr-ppy, though i wasn't hating it then

in the distant future year of, 2026? Thats not so future, they found a gate in the Nevada desert to mars. 20 years ater, theres a mars base like robotech and we get logos

then we see the base and people spazzin out and a scientist trying to keep people out saying quarintine

a chicks arm is caught in the door and comes off looking kinda cool

then this unknown monster rips it open and we get title

then the rock whos a marine with semper fi on his back tattooed like an animal brand gets orders to chec it out

theres a crew of space soldiers and 1 is on a blocky rectangle like a game boy but making Atari sounds in 2046. after the third robotech war and invid thing

da rol sez they going there and tells a guy see ja when I get back

this has a really 00s look and feel and is in widescreen but still has some color

weren't the games in h-ll or something and fighting demons?

well, some say space is fake and aliens are demons/fallen angels, so they probably got gated to there

they go to the desert and this pillar comes out an opens then a metalelevator comes out

they go in and rock sz "u hesiate, people die" and they go into the hollow earth

so they space fold over and meet a guy who got his lower boy warped to another galazy and he's on a wheeled thing plugged into where his lower half would be

rok sez no one gets in the main area w/o permission and they look at the people quarentined

1 creepy guy tries o search the chics bodies but is stopped b4 he b0ned em

they meet a blonde scientist chic like in alone in the dark but not as bimbo who needs to get this archeology and research up there they teste an archeological cr-p up there

shes the sister of 1 army guy there and a blackasaur suggests the guy b0nes her

same family love, accepted by 2046

the guys go in an elevator with the blonde and da roc sez who goes where  and they go to investigate

its dark and has blue light and steam and this Japanese guy named Takahashi is called Mac like Mac and me or House the 70s movie with the girls and the ghosts thats like an anime

they go through a lab like a higher budget house o the ded movie an theres like big heart in a tube an barking dogs to probably be vivisected or injected with aids or combine into 1boy like the soviets dd.

2 guys find a hole in the grounds a55 and its said to be a holding cell that a guy gets the lusty guy to touch and get zapped as it electrified

rok finds an armory and the BFG or big effin gun on a computer screen

he needs dna verification and is denied

1 guy opens fire on something he saw moving and reports friendly fire

blonde found humanoid remains there and rebuilt the skeleton but didn't tell her bother and its got 24 chromosomes that make it stronger and faster and immune to disease an superior

but earlier remains has 23 and somehow they got more to digivolve

and i think their rents bit it on that dig site they found the advanced bones

some guys open fire on something but I was reading of oom Guy on candy a55 wikipedia and this f'd up wounded guy comes by and blonde tries to help him

the marnes go out an say something of finding a body to go with the arm

lusty guy is asked for help and he gives the guy an item I think are drugs

but winner on do drugs

Trump never did drugs an won but kirby morrow od'd and went to h e double Ireland

1 guy drops a can own stairs an tis blackasaur goes through this wall they phaze through like a force fiend i mean field and examine the f'd guy

f'd guy spazzes out saying "its inside" with devolved teeth, probably a brit, EW!!! 

i looked away to sign in to my thing and saw a guy fought what he called some kinda monkey

the blonde gets blood from f'd guy and when she looks away he vanishes

1 shoT has a body with rips out and it looks cool as its not cg

the army men go in a watery area and 1 guy falls in a hole as 1 quotes the Bible of the enemy being like a lion

man we're like an hour in with adds and that felt like nothing

sorta like Alien 1 with the guys lookin around

so they come across a melted monster like bio broly who f'd up a guy in army and like pooped an intestine on his wound on his neck

they get him to med bay and try to save him even defibulating and blonde sez this guy vanished

they try more but he stays dead and i guess didn't have an extra life

don't worry, he's gonna be ok, he just needs some rest

roc shows her something he found and she sez the atmosphere didn't support life and 1 guy thinks it came from another planet

there may be more of em and they can't let it come to the ark door and the ark is the thing that teleports em like stargate

she dissects the bio broly monster and needs a saw from the nano wall phase thing and has blackasaur get it

roc goes on about weapons and i wasn't paying attention and blonde goes out and finds blackasaur with the bonesaw

a dog barks at blackaasur and she gets back in the lab but this big xenomorph looking thing attacks an this cQndQm intestine thing gets in the room blacakasur and blonde are in

this better not go like android 18 an bacterian

rock and fienfs make it to the dig site an 1 guy i think main guy looks out the shudders and sees a dig site with people and rock sez this is where it happened

i think it was a flash back

they get word the north airlock is safe and roc hears something and finds another guy missing a head

they open fire and it gets back to the lab area and leaves a blood trail and rock sez if anyone gets in blow the ark

like Noah's Arc getting em to safety from the demons and giants?

1 guy finds a human hand and it looks like the ones in Edward scisorhands

blonde goes through the bio brloy monsters guts and it cool and real matter and gooey like starship troopers

the dead army guy gets better and goes zombie and bangs his head on the glass til he falls and blonde sez he was turning

lusty guy gotta tae a big black dump and aint in diapers like some gamers

rock uses a woman sample to get the big FAT guy according to the Bounce Airing of this

why not say Bio Force Gun?

wait, bio force? does using it burn away the users life?

1 blackasaur has a chaingun and isn't this like the future? where all the phazer guns? why are they still using bullets?

this sasquatch yokai grabs the blackasaur with chain gun and slams him on the pipes then leaves and hes in a room wait i think its the containment cell hole in the a55 floor

lusty guy makes a recording of his status and chaingun blackasaur fights this sasquatch xenomorph but after beating on it with a 90s computer monitor, gets zapped then gets the monster zapped on the wall and climbs a chain but falls

wow, we're 90 mins in with adds, that didn't feel like much

roc finds chaingun blackasur dead on the fllor and lusty guy crawls around the toilet room and sees a rat but gets pulled through the floor and busted around

roc uses the bfg and not big friendly giant and it blows a blue hole in the walls a55 and lusty guys dead

roc gets back and sees dead guy got better and suisided on the wall and a corpse guy is half in the phase wall

turns out the monsters are the scientists and others devolved so rock sez the guy in the wall is unsavable and blows him out saying hes dead

hes getting p-ssed and wants to know whats the experiment on and blond says its an archeological dig

brother asks what they were sent to protect and she sez the research thing

she shows a video of em injecting a guy but sez they were never gonna go human things

1 mentions Genesis chapter 9 an we see injected guy in the elcetic hole in the a55 and spazzing out

she sez they can perfect xenogenesis and they were sent to protect the data

doom guy called grimm wants to destroy the research like the maruta claim happened in the alleged unit 731 butrock wants to bring it back

rock sez leave blonde and bro gives her a thing to contact him on

they go through silver halls and somethin got through and theres a system reboots they gotta wait 5 mins, probably needed to update against the users will or consent

oom guy brother nmain guy grimm goes back to sister to get her but she wants to talk about how the skeleton died protecting her kids not eating em and the chromosome made others mental

turns out the disease only affects those with bad dna and genetic psychotic things and they left mars to come to earth to start it on an arc

what is this? Go Nagai? Or Ancient Aliens?

rock goes in the warp things like galaxy quest and it looks like it wit the phlegm clear thing warping him off

hes in the base or w/e and theres a countdown an he wastEs guys

blonde and doom guy get to a place and roc wastes the rest of the survivors in the quarentine or base or w/e

the younger soldier finds a family of women and children and comes back to find wheel guy saying not to ice him and he has no neck wound or sign of inection

kid sez its wrong to ice the innocent an rock wants em iced as he give the orders and kid wont obey

rock blows him out and sez he was disobeying and punished by execution

doom guy has enuff of the rock like me in the 90s and is gonna cap him but wheel man is attaced by a sasquatch thing and slammed on the table

all h-ll breaks loose and the last soldiers fight the devolved zombie guys running into gunfire

they get past the phase barrier and close it but blackasauer gets dragged through the floor and rock through the phase wall

blonde gets borther i think back and he's all f'd up so she treats him and he sez to detonate the place after getting out

she wants to give him the chromosome thing  like its the 2020s and the gov wants you devolve but he dont want it

he relents and gives her his gun saying 1 in the heart 1 in the head an she injects him thinking it'll evolve him as he's a good guy

is this like the golden crystal in sailor moon super s how the unworthy are burned away in greenfire?

he gets better and heals and we get a cool 1st person thing of him taking guys out like house of the dead in 1 shot but really edited

hes digvolved into bada55

this is the best part of the movie

wheel guy evolve into a maggot dog thing and eats him don but he has another guy and beats it with a chainsaw on its wheel back then shotguns it

he gets to a room and there a living wall like contra pulsating in the famicom version

he gets to his sister whos alive and rock is there who iced all the survivors even the kids

quarintine is over and rock/doom guy fight with his last bfg shot being dodged and doom guy having half a clip

they get to a big blue room kinda like demolition man or the mortal instruments city of bones and roc tries a sneak attack but doom uy saw it comming and went around to fire on him

after lurking around rock break trough glass, sez semper fi and they fist fight/wwf fight/power rangers fight

doom guy get roc caught in metal but he breaks out like the hulk and bends steel on his arm to fight with

they fight and rok stabs doom guy through the hand with the metal so he uses a warp to send rock who's devolving through the space fold and rips the metal through his hand so he dont go through after rock

then sends a detonater and blows the base then carries his blonde sister out after auto healing like Garlic Jr

then credits like an fps thing

the end

That was pretty cool

good action, actin, music, style and effects

There's good bible refs like the arc and demons ad genetic f ing and cursed bloodlines and eating kids and warp gates an ancient tech

its not trying to be gone with the wind or urotsukidoji but is a action movie with a good sci fi angle

i use to think the roc should've devolved into some cgi monster, but looking at it now I see he was starting to turn and ha he lived, then he'd go yokai sasquatch okama

it has good flow and doesn't drag and doesn't feel as long as it is

its based on a game you cap monsters an this s guys capping monsters so its accurate

whatever people hated about this i didn't get

this is cool

and i don't like fps with getting hit by offscreen guys but do like 1st person dungeon crawlers as you don't gotta react in real time

i liked it and I'm glad I saw it again

For Doom 2 I want it to be revealed the virus was demons and the elevator warp gate to mars was really a inner area of the hollow earth. Doom guy is higher evolved and the gov is reverse engineering him to digivolve the population, but there's too many evil people go are revealed to have demon ancestry so the thing awakened it Doom guy and a group of others who din' urn go into the burning city to waste all the devolved who are various monsters and yokai and oni and you gotta bust em out. Also its a 128 bit run n gun with up to 4 players in a 2d sie scrolling thing like the Toxic Crusaders and Ninja Turtles ps4 games and the rock is back as a building sized monster in the final boss who revived by his brain ragment fusing with the remains o the others in the base and regenerating, and you gotta blow his organs to beat him.