The Mod Squad Review

Note: I spell mod squad style. homie

the mod squad

this is my review on the mod squad movie from 1999 (The year the SDF 1 landed in Macross Island and ended the Global Civil War)

Its based on a show my dads generation liked from when they were kids and i never saw it or this film b4

its directed by the guy who wrote 8 mile and the 2019 Joker movie

it stars clare danes, giovanni ribisi, dennis farina, josh brolin and eddie griffin

ooh its by mgm

they did good stuf

sonit starts with text saying mod was a type of teen or w/e from the 60s and 70s

then explauns what squad is as people get dumber every year

then we get the backstory of these teens who f'd out of life and wound up in jail

theres a cop raid at this party and they get caught

then dennis farina from law and order and unsolved mystery's sez he gave em a new chance

turns out they work for farina as deputy cops or w/e

so its the dirty dozen, suicide squad and cuber city oedo 808

dennis gets em outta trouble as they were attacking cops they thought were beating up teens

some teens need a beatdown

dennis sends em in on a mission to find out about h--kers

don't get aids

also they work with 2 real copson this mission

so the modders go in a club and a  guy trys to seduce the chick

brolin i think recognizes her and is sober now and dont touch booze

then dont go to a club!!

imma hang out at the slums to avoid doing drugs

later a guy is b0ning a h00ker and brolin i think beats on him

i think it was ribisi

later ribisi talks to the chick and black guy about their screw ups

at the station they clash with real cops and ribisi gets p-ssed off

black guy accuses farina of stealing drugs from an ebidence locker and farina chews his a55 out

huh, this got bad reviews

so far i dont hate it

back at the club they doo more digging for info

outside they find a guy and chase him wth 70s music playing

black guy catches the perp and he gives up the info where he was dropping the guy off and hat perp is not a crook

chick grows closer to brolin

they return to their placr to meet and farina is dead with blow by him

they book it and leave his body to the necroqueers of tthis crime filled city

they tell their story to internak affares and claim they never knew he bit it

they are told by a superior cop to lay low and he gives them his place to come to

chick gets p-ssed and goes home and brolin comes by

meanwhile, ribiji and black guy try to go under cover to catch this guy

rijiki goes to da car wash the perp works as perp knows bllack guy

he yess "stop! police" as he trys to stop this car from going through the car wash with his bare handsand gets foamed

perp sez he was just giving the suspect a ride to meet a cop and they take him

now i never saw the 60s show of this but i suspect they didnt wack their boss

this is sorta like the 2000 charlies angel movie where their base gets blown

or the 90s mission impossible movie where the team gets iced

later chick calls a number and keeps getting a female voice

she takes a cab to this place and finds a guy with a buncha chicks

so she has her cab follow him

at the place he goes she secretly follows and ooverhears this billy guy (billy and jimmy from double dragon?!) talk about a drug deal and how he knows they are cops

oh billy is brolin

also hes with a 5kank

meanwhule, risiki and wblack guy and perp go to this place and perp gets capped

risiki cant deal with this and leaves black guy to the work

the next day billy is with 5kank in bed and chick takes some item from his room

oh i think she jacks his car and burns it

ribisi goes to his dad or the superior or w/e and superior has to make a call to his widfe

then 2 ninjas come in and shoot up the place and risiki jumps out the window like in the wizard of oz and drives away

i figured he was in on it

he warns his homeis and goes to his rents place

man they made thw white guy here kind of a screw up

he tells dad hes a cop and cops are after him and they dont buy it

we're only like an hour in?

that didnt feel like much

risiki comforts chick over her guy she liked being a p-mp and i think they b0ne

i was getting some chocolate milk so i didnt really see

so the 3 reunite and talk about tgeir info on the case

they realize farina was trying to protect em and knew something was up

they sneak into the place the dealers are and use recording devices to get their talk admitting to icing poeple

oh and its cops there

but they dont have enuff evidence somehow as the good cops wont believe it

btw theres quite a lot of swearing for a movie based on a 60s show

imagine star trek where kirk calls spock a c-ck sucker?

so chick goes to the bar to see brolin and fakes not knowing his secrets

both know of each other but both hide it s they dont know they know

thats deep

black guy goes to this dealer and claims to be working for brolin

brolin offers to b0ne chick and dealer dances with black guy

in the real version they were b0ning

the next day rojiki stops by the place chick was with brolin and she sez she didnt b0ne him

did she use her hands? her mouth? her butt?

they go to where black guy and dealer are and he meets these teens who are probably his grandkids or nephews

so black guy and dealer go in this building and brolin shows up

b4 he gets in, black guy goes to the bathroom

as in the room in the house, not, takes a dump on the floor

dealer reveals black guy and brolin outs him as a cop

but then these guys with guns come in and i think are working for billy brolin

or they might be cops

theres a gunfight amd rebeesee slugs out brolin with a rifle

he gets away but chick beats the h-ll outta him with a metal breifcase

in the real version she sttuffed a metal baseball up his a55 like in dororon enpi chan by go nagai

so superior comes in and is gonna blame the modders for the bust gone bad

bt rededeplays a take of farina telling of the thing being crooked and the bad cops are locked up to be b0ned in prison forever

1 cop sez; what are you? sime kinda mod squad or something?

so they say it wont be the same without farina and some 60s slang from the tv show and walk off

using bits from the show only at the end is like the doom movie with the rock using the 1st person thing for a few mins

the end

that wasnt too bad

i mean it didnt impress me and it wasnt great but it was decent

i didnt hate it

the music was good and it got better as it went on

its like a prototype for the charlies angels movie from 2000.

but more srs and less fun

its dark and gritty like most things nowadays and its pretty widescreen

it goes by fast and has a bit of flow and the acting is good

its like a less impressive law and order or something

i didnt hate it but it didnt blow me away

then again i feel like that for star wars but nnot as much

its not hateable or anngering

and even the j-rkoff giovanni rebisi ends up savig the day

kinda like jar jar binks in star wars episode 001 the phantom nemisis

For the mod squad 2 i want them too go undercover in a human organ smuggling ring and they have to eat the organs sometimes to prove they aint cops. also the head of this news network is secretly behind it and uses his media to make the undercover cops look bad with propaganda pieces against them. So they gotta take on all the media followers who wanna take em out. also its a 16 bit up to 3 player beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as the mod squad and wail on people in the slums of the city and fight your way to the news station to take on the head of it who's all buff and muscley from years of eating people as humans are high protein.