The Grizzlies Review

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This is my review on The Grizzlies from the distant future year to james dean as he's currentl;y doing 50-life in solitary in dantes inferno, of 2018(the year of the malcontent uprisings in robotech comics)

its directed by Miranda de Pencier(EW! a french! find the cure!) who acted in anne of green gables and my secret identity and catwalk

it stars Ben Schnetzer from Warcraft/Law & Order, Booboo Stewart from X-Men: Days of Future Past\Robot Chicken, Will Sasso from, Happy Gilmore\Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco\Beverly Hills Ninja\Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story\The Three Stooges\The Odyssey\Sliders\MADtv\Family Guy\Glenn Martin, DDS\The Cleveland Show\$#*!\Drunk History\Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V\Robot Chicken\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\Harley Quinn,  Tantoo Cardinal from Death Hunt\Dances with Wolves\Legends of the Fall\Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman\Indian Summer: The Oka Crisis\Luna: Spirit of the Whale\Blackstone\Arctic Air\Corner Gas Animated, Madeline Ivalu from  Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner, Natar Ungalaaq from Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner,  Eric Schweig from The Last of the Mohicans\Squanto: A Warrior's Tale\One Dead Indian\Indian Summer: The Oka Crisis, and countless peoiple i never aw in anything

i just saw this an hour before watching this as its on in another time zone channel on soviet canada's state broadcaster the cbc

k sio the west coast channel wont come in so i gotta watch it on cr-ppy a55 cbc gem with several adds you cant skip, so its worse than youtube

i chopose to never buy things that are on soy boyy beta male candya66 youube that have 30 second unskippable adds as they dont deserve muy money

you know what makes me want to help you? forcing me to watch a cr-ppy add i cant get by

so after logo AND FOTTage from the 20s of natives, which i suspect is nanook of the north, we get kids in schools, which is not as harsh as the koreans have it as today they are ral c-ck suckers about that

then this guy goes out in the frozen wastelandsa and sends his dog away and blows his head off

but its offscreen so we dont see him  pop like in species two

So openly brittish alleged male littlekuriboh has suicidal issues and emotional malcontentary, so what if they edit the scene in Species 2 where the guy puts the shotgun in his mouth and have littlekuriboh's face on it and as the guy runs uo to stop him, its kaiserneko edied on it, he blows the head apart and kaiser yells Noooooooooo!

I mean, he probably will end himself eventually, he's a feminist and kinda queer

so then it sez nunavut 2004 whith the highest sudicee rate in north america

korea is worse, its the highest in the alleged 1st world

so the main guy is a white guy heading to the frozen wastelands of soviet cansda by plane and this is right after the gov did the to wers so theres probably rules agianst him doing this

he meetsa will sasso from mad tv and got the job a bit ago after graduating and they get good money and hes in a work for school program

will shows him around with the community freezer where the people keep their kills like caribou and seals and theres a lake but they dotn play hockey

will nearly runs over a dog, but misses as you cant kill animals, a half dozen kids go under a lawnmopwer but no animals die on film

he goes in his shed and puts up his lacross or macroos stick and then goes to school andf the head guy girl shows him to his classrooma nd is bitter and jaded

so he tries to teach the class and 1 teen dont like him being openly White which is racist and i otta call the racist police and have him sent to racist jail for the crime of racism

so he takes role call and they have north native names like ainu in japan but different

1 guy is zack and hes a malcontent and says when another guy is called that "he's not comming back" which makes me think he ate his gun

zack insults him in his native tongue  and b--ches out about teacher not liking it and main guy sends him to detention

he leaves the sachjool and slugs out the main guyyfor trying to stop him cuz this is going mad max

later he's with passo gaSSO WILLO SASSO AND hears that they dont suspend him cuz kids dont see not going to school as punishiment

also he buys 12 things and its over 300$, which is cuz they gotta ship it up there and the unoions and middle man and carbon tax and other things

i say just live as the ancestors lived for thousands of years and eat moos or sasquatch or w/e

you hear of the doeset or tunit people ort w/e? they werte like 10 feet tall and lived before the inuit vcame, but died out 100 years ago when the climate changed and the ice melted

thats not a joke, theres stories of it

i assume its like the giants in the bible or greece or maybe sasquatch or w/e

as they leaver the store they see anothe rkid ate his gun and main guy wants to do something but sasso se nothing woirks and he turns to  liquor, which is what killed errol flynn, alongside smokes and drugs and b0ning

later in this teens place his dad beats his mom and attcks him and he runs out at night and its dark and snowing like a nucular scene  after hiroshima

latr its class and main guytreis to teach em history cuz its actually cool like lord of the rings with more cities being nuked and inbreeding

and thats just the book of genesis

so the kids leave anbd only  chick is left and later he tries to queer out and find a better less slummy place to work

later its night and he sees the teens out drinking and hanging out by a shed at night and were probbly doing drugs and b0ning in the real versionb and they mock him for caring

this is like a really ghetto degrassi

later this chick comes in with a bleeding face and her bf comes drunk and eants her but teacher xzends him off

this is kinda f'd up

but to be fair, its not as bad as wityh the unborn

after school teacher tells the bf not to beat his woman and he's feeling f'd and teacher comforts him

why did he hit her? did she start it? if someone throws a punch, dont be surprized to taker a mpunch

so after only 1 teen sends in a paper he tells em they';d fail; if they dont do the work and it wont matter to him if they f it uo

then the bf sent a note sayiong he had nothing and they find out he suicided

we donty see how, like in a samurai film where he comits seppuku with a bamboo sword like harikiri by i wanna say kurosawa but might be wrong

so teach is  bummed that he didnt save the bf and we get another bummer moment in this film with down music and people looked sad

so he asks if the teens wanna talk and they dont and later he throws a book of papers at the wall and it spills which might be in the trailer if this were one of those oscar films

1 chick tattoos herself with a needle and ink which theres stuff in the bible against

oh sure, tattoos are on but you  cut sweastikas in your skin and suddenly, YOU are "damaged"

so teach goes for a run and throws a lacross ball into the shed or something and a chick comes out as she was living in it and wait its one of the teens from his class kyle

so teach goes to the head of tyhe school and sez the teens nmeed something to live for and wants to try something and he gets the last 300$ in the PE Budget

he offers to get the kids into lacross and none of wem want toso he pists posters around townwait its at tyhe guys shed he sleps in

so the note  kyle was on his door had a kety to the school and he got to sleep inside iinstead of a metal blue d0ng

so the equipment arrives and nno one shows but the 1 teen who did her assignment tells him that if he wants the teens to join, he needs zack and adam, a kid who hunts, and the other kids will come

he goes to see asam and offers him a part in ther lacross but his elder or master or owner or w.eis telling his peoples story and after teach goes, he burns the note to join the team

then he goes to saee zack and his kid brother or w/e and his droogs are thtowing rocks at a stop sign with french on it, so its got it comming

he goes in and hes not in but when he comes out he meets zack and sez he'd give him 20$ if he gets adam to play it

later hes out in the ice and a pack of teens comes up to him

this is how p0rn0es start, theyre gonna b0mne him dead!

so he tells the people that the national sport of canada is not hockey but is lacross and it predated hockey and was made by 12th century tribes to resolve conflict

reminds me of the  inca or aztecs or w/.e who had  games where the loser were ritual saxctrificed to their gods,

what is this?! yugioh?!

so her sghows em some stuff of  lacross and they like it and wanna come back tomorrow

later the zackis at home and tending to his kid brother like akira and skye zaizen in yugioh crains or kaiba and mokuba and he  gives him lunch money and sings him a song

so later teacher fiinds the dog that his owner blew his beains out and takes it in

after school he asks the i good kid for help with the team and then has the kids train by racing a dogf to get the ball

he throws it, kid runs thenreleaesed s the doge and they go at it

is this like master roshi in dragon ball?

if you can dodger a bee you can dodge a fist

no fair! he's got more legs! its liek that vid on youtube where a 2 foot long centipede was eating a snake

soo the ball goes in the road and the dog runs to it like a f--king idiot and kyle i think runs and catches the dog before it runs into traffic like the kid in pet semetary

later in training a fight breaks out And the main guy sez "play by the rules" bvut the kids say "we dont know da rules"

so he trains em in how to hit and the etticute on where to hit and bonks will sasso  like its mnad tv

so they ttrain on a beach but its by an iice lake and they s-ck butn they never did this b4 so its  ok

1 guy is a  good runner and naturally skilled at it

then a kmontage of running drills on this snoew wasteland

after 1 guy runs so hard he barfs on the ground, teacher is teacheing kyle how to shoot but not with a firearm cuz this is soviet canada and they are gun phobic

kyles dad got arrested and was taken away to be ground up into dog food cuz canada is devolved

so kyle lives with teacher and his mom had  a brioken arm and concussion and kyle talks of hiow his dad was mo lested in schools and is unbalanced now

the good student coems home and dad wants her to come home right after school and mom slaps her for not putting family first like  a samurai klan

later some guys are pl;ayign keep away with a hat and then teacher at practice asks if they have gfs, butn then sez "the lacross stick is ur gf" which make sme think they are gonna do stuff with it, butt stuff!

he tells em to take the sticks with em everywhere and care for emand then a montage of then with sticks

later he  made calls and got the team entered in the nationalsd in soviet toronty in 005 mionths and 1 guy dont knwo what toronto is

what are you? american?!

or brazillain?!

or japoanse?!

or aliterally any othe rpart of the planet cuz no one knows anything of canada!

its that frozen wasteland of inbred lumberjacks who fighr bears and eat moose!

so he tells em to get ur game on and shift into turbo and take it srs

so his headmaster b--ches at him cuz its too expensive and 2000$ a kid in a plane and now their hoppes are up and if they fall the kids will seppuku

he sez the kids have something good now and are trying aty something but she sez they aint in class or at home and she gonna shhut him down

he sez the  kids are happy for once unlike soviet korea or north korea and he gets a chance

good student suggest having fundraiser and selling tickets and pop and pizza fundsraisers and is da brains of the outfit

what is she? bulma in ragon ball? trunks in dbgt? no oner in db super cuz they got ret-reded in therew?

so main guy sez the kids gotta come to school 80% of the time and do their chores and adam sez his rents wont let him go cuz its the White Mans school and he';;s years behind and  is gonna drop out

lacross is a school thing so  they need the school to allow it

dso adam is drinking and zack gets his bro a sandwich from good student and tattoo teen makes logos and sez the guy who atye his gun or  wait its the bf would have been into it

in training they are stopped by teacher and he has em close their eyes and tell him whwere the other players are and who has the ball and to remember it as they artea tram, they are, the power rangers!

then a montage of games and fundraising and 1 thing of a  snow mobile race and the kids all having their assignments

1 part has adams masters come to the game and leave aND HE SEES AND I THINK ADAM QUIT SCHOOL AGAIN

AT A GAME, ZACKWASN  DOING CR-PPY AND HE CALLS HIM OTU AND MAKES EM ALL PRACTIVE MORE

LATER THE GOOD STUDENT BROUGHT AN EXTRA LUYNCJ FOR ZACK AND HIS BRO BUT ZACK DIDNT SHOW

holy f--k caps lock was on, die you  sub human abomination

later good student tells teacher that zack cant play cuz his fam is outta food and he needs to hunt and then we see them eating a cut open seal or maybe its a whale d0ng and eating it

teach goes to say sorry and zack is cool with it and later teach goes to see adamand scared off the seal with his snowmobile and amad reveals his fam didnt know he was playing or was at school

also if you move tour tow then the seal hear it through the ice

can they sense ki too?

once i was walking home and this dog on the oter side of the fence was barking at me, so I cooled my ki and it stopped

once i was at my aunts place and didnt move or breathe different, but had a bad thought of the dog and it  spazzed out

i think animals can sense ki

oh and once i opened the door and there was a skunk right there, but my mind and ki were clear so i closed the door in instinct and will and it didnt react

so teach goes to adams owners and tells em how lacross  helped hima ndadam has skill in it

the old chick sez she lost 1 son to the White Mans ways and the dad tyells  a story of a chick who married a dog and her dad chopped oiff her fingers and threwn her in the seam, byt the fingers became seals

isnt that make eating seals cannibalism?

pricne adam sezx they answer questuions with a styory and we gotta figger it oot

so later teacher gets a letter acdcepting him to a 1t world school and klyes dad is back and p-ssd at him for not puttiung familyu 1st,. same with good student

good student teels off her b--chy mom andf sez "u  touch me again i'll call the cops" and i gotta say, theres a lot of buymmer moments in here

kyle puts on his jersey to cover his bruses from his dad beating the black off him and teacher telsl the trams, the wolf pack like robotech, and the warriors like that 70s movie, to go at it

in da game, kyle got hitn and had viet nam flash backs of his dad beating him and turns pain to  power and a pinch into a chance and nails a goal

after da game, taottoo i thinkhas jerseys made and hand painted and its the teema the grizzleies

the mopvies almost over, but at least its not like these, mystery men!

good student is welcomed to come and later sasso sez a sponsor dumped em and they need 20 000 $

good student tells him they can try the town council who gets money to keep tyhe peace and this is their only chance

if this dont work, he's gonna have to suck a lot of d0ngs to make the money back!

a LOT of d0ngs!

so good student tells a speech and sez thigns are going up for them but others say "not all kids play spirts, why dont they get it?"

teacher sez this is the kids chance and they kids are actually trying but  some  thers dont like hearing from a gaijin

so the board denies the funds for the sports team cuz it dont help the community

adams female owner sez this helps the kids and they otta digivolve and adapt of die out and i think adam tells them if the council dont help them, they lost their way

so even though the verdict was rendered, they getta second bite at da apple and its approved

so later zack is glad he can go but is told by teacher that his bro cant come cuz its team only and he sez he'd figger it out

then he talks with his bro and tells of toronto with bukldings that touch teh sky and hes gonna get bnim over there in secret, then they;'d fly aeay from there and live in a different place where theirn problems would somehow be gone

after playign catch with his bro using lacross nets, he steals from the store and was caught ansd arrested

teacher tells him in jail that he can help but zack has 2 priors and is gonna go to prison and wont see his bro anymore

teacher is calls off cuz visiting hours are over and over the night,m zack hangs himself but he did it wihtouhg any help like ep steen

after a service to bummer msuic, teacher gives up and is gonna run away but good student points oiut they had this c-p for years and stuck it out but he got 1 f up and queers out and they believe in him

oh anf this is  in color and widescreen

so she shows him a group meeting for people whos loved ones bit it and have suicidal issues

i should point out that under back door trudeau, assisstwed suicide was legalized and nnow more people can have the gov put them to sleep, cuz he's anti life and is kind of an enemy of The Lord who made us  to live out lives and  help others

he's pretty much tnis centuties marquis de sade; a pro queer, pro death, anti Christian, frenchie

so the team goes to troronto and theres a hostage taking and the stragetic responmce unit is called in to snuiper the gaijin who has a kid ast gunpoint

wait thats flashpoint with amy jo johnsopn; the 1 johnson guys wanna se hanging out at ther beach in a th0ng

so they go to the tournament and get creamed in round 1 cuz the team they faces was ranked number 1 in the nation

they play another game and got f'd too

then the next several games they got fd in like when brandon faced me in pokemon blue and used farfetch'd and thought he was hot sh-t but really just a bowl of sh-t, or sowl sh-t I meann bowl sh-t

then in the last game he sez its ok ccuz they treid aand did their best anbd making it this far was a win

then zack or w/e, maybe kyle, yeahg kyle, i got him mixed up, sez sc-ew dat, lets get 1 goal for zack

1 gial?! its like canada in the world cup!

also; the only woorld cups any one cares about is a giantess with plannet sixzed braz

so they try to goal butthe goalie tackles the guy afgter his ball, gets it and runs across da field in slko mo

he shoots and nails it right in the goalies face

so the team does the caribou, a ninja trick where they all huddle and pass da ball and spreead out like shadow clones so the opponents dont know wjhos got it

they fake em out annd we get a scene of em, with their eyes closed sensing each other and 1 guy shoots and scores

they got 1 goal! its possible to score! the foes team isnt unbeatable'

then a montage of similar ninja tricks until they wn the tournament and come in 21st place

jr thery were in last and return home as heroes for doing something

then teacher sez how the team taught him and was actually his teacher as kids play lacross in the wastelanfds

then a photo of the real grizleys and a happy native song showing the characters throwing lacross attaclks and then a photo of the real guy  today

will sassis character is adsmitted not to be acdtinker and 1 guy had a different name like winter

then a message saying theres better ways than suuicide and ur not alone

it ends on a positive song and note despite starting with a teen suckin a musket

the end

oh and the actress for the good student was murdered in real life, which was too bad,  she did a good job in here

that was a good film

starts dark abd gets light

normally movies go the other way

good acting and music and theres not really any cg

good writing and no tacked on love story to get in the way

llots of bummer moments, butthey live in h-ll up there

its a wqell told story thaat has some hope and you realize that the guys who suicided missed the good times that came soon afgter

good message of a dark story

For The Grizzlies 2 I want the kids of the team to be living in the town and there's an attack by the return of the dorset or tunit or w/e and they had actually used their peoples ancient tech from before noah's flood, to go to the future and now wanna take out the people there cuz they were actuaklly evil but the legendswere lost or screwed up over the years, so thekidsgotta use their lacross skills, which were actually made to fight the tunit or dorset, and fight emn by throwing the rock to the guy behindit and nail it in the key point inb the back to stun em so theyy can be beat dead, its also a 16 bit beat em up where you swiitch between characters like in a sports game and pass the rock to nail em from ehindr, then move in and beat on em til they break and crumble tio chunks of meat, its on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba. also you can beat up moose and they blow apart into meat and you eat it to restore life.