Sunday, October 30, 2016

The Tingler Review

note; my spellings not so bad
the tingler
this is my review on the tingler
its got vincent price and is directed by William castle
aw gross
its widescreen
it starts with William castle coming on screen and saying that some people watching the film can feel whaT HAPPENS ON FILM
he tells us that if we have to, we shpuld scream
it can save our life
then it shows a guy screaming
he's on jail amd they take him away
this is done during the opening credits
then they bring him out and hes dead
then a guy talks to Vincent price as he autopsies the guy
they talk about the screamer getting the chair
according to law, you gotta autopsy after an execution
the guy hes cutting up has shattered vertebrae
it happens to people who were scared
if fear causes tension, why cant it get strong enough to kill you?
its revealed the chaired guy iced 2 chicks
the guy talking t price (oliver) sez the killer was his bro in law
price gives him a ride to his home and he lives in an olde timey theatre
they're showing tol able david
didn't that have lon chaney?
he invites price in for beer or coffee
price wants coffee
I prefer pop
they talk about silent movies
rice likes Charlie chaplain
the over's wife comes in
she's ocd and is deaf/mute
se washes hands often and don't shake hands
Vincent acidentaly cuts his hand and the wife freaks out and faints
what is she? naga from slayers??
price sez she cant release her fear by screaming so she blacks out
later she checks a safe with money and needs them to leave
she has to open up the theatre and cant leave anyone alone with her safe
later price goes home and chats with his wife
their daughter is revealed to be out partying cuz her husband is out too much
I think its her sister
then a guy comes in and makes out with the wife
I think its his wife
they talk about needing cats to scare to test cr=p on
he tells the guy about the deafmute
price sez theres something stronger than steel in the backbone that does fear
he calls it...
then the wife and the guy go out
a 1 am price hears a car and gets a gun
A BL0NDE COMES IN and prie has some back and forth with her
I think shes his woman and his being out makes he go out and b0ne guys
shes kind of a b--ch and dnt want her soster to marry a guy she likes
price alludes to her getting wacked soon
price ez she should leave the woman and her bf alone and give em half her cash
she reveals se wacked er dad to get his money but denies it
she threatens to leave him and take half his everything
price pulls a gun on her and ets her into a room
h tells her to stop ruining the sisters life or he'd waste her
she b--ches and he cap her 5kanky a55
then he gets her body on the operating table and x ray's her
shes got a big a55
nowadays rappers would be b0ning her
she wakes p and he reveals he was shooting blanks
nowadays people would be offended by a woman as the bad guy and her husband being smarter than her
the next day the BF Of the girl comes by and price shows him x ray's of the back
theres a thing harder and denser than bone
they reveal it lives in very backbone and screaming stops it from breaking backs
its separate and living in a human body
so its like a back pregnancy
if someone cant scream it could waste em and they can autopsy it
later hes having coffee with the young couple
he wants to be scared to experience the tingler but nothing scares him
so he sends the couple to a movie or w/e
they are suspicious and reveal the guy brought an acid
he locks himself in a lab and injects himself
the guy sez the stuff he injected gives a guy living nightmares
price tarts freaking out
he thinks the walls ae closing in on him
I think he took drugs
the girl worries that he might f his mind
he freaks out and tries not to scream
but he does
later he sez he thinks no one can avoid screaming unless they cant
price goes to da theatre and sez he wants to ceck on the deaf mute wife
shes been freaked out from seeing a drop of blood and cant function
he goes to see her and sez she's gonna give him a shot and a prescription for sleeping pills
she lets him inject her despite bein afraid of shaking hands b4 and leaves
he gives the husband a prescription and the husband goes to fill it
he wakes up and sees weird cr=p
items moving on their own
then a deformed guy gets up and comes at her with  blade(not a beyblade)
she locks him out and in the next room sees lights turning on and off
a door opens and a rotting hand throws an axe
she goes to the bathroom and theres blood coming out the sink
its red despite this film being b/w
the tub is full of blood and a hand comes out
she sees a death certificate for it
it sez the cause was fright
she bites it
price talks to the blonde and its implied she b0ning a guy
2 wine glasses with only her there
then oliver brings in his woman
he sez he found her after having some beer
proce sez she bit it
as he and Ollie go over the details the wife sits up
but proce sez it dont mean shes alive
proce starts cutting her up
we don't see it but we get a silhouette oh him pulling out a big thing
its da tingler!!
it looks like a big a55 centipede
it starts b0ning prces arm but he screams and it stops
its strong enuff to wack a guy
proce puts it in a box
it actually looks pretty cool
nowadays it would be all cg
Ollie takes the body home
remember in violence jack where the 9 foot tall biker's hermaphrodite gf got her head, left t-t and 9 inch thing sliced off, and he ate her?
later the blonde and the incent price are getting along and they talk about the tingler
they drink
Ollie calls and proce blacks out
then Ollie brngs a mask of the blade guy and other props away
he was part of it
she loved him anD HE WACKED her
this is the kinda stuff sailor moon or wedding peach fight
as price sleeps the blonde releases the tngler and it starts b0ning his neck
the girl dating the guy comes in and screams
it saves him
later proce sez they cant destroy the tingler
and he don't wana let out info on it
its an abomination
he wants to return it to the deaf mute
but they cant find where Ollie took her
they call him but he's cleaning out the safe and getting ready to skip town
price comes in and finds he was part of icing her
the Ollie sez she tried to waste him b4
the tingler gets out and into the theatre
in there they show tol able david
in the theatre a guy tries to get comfy with his woman
she pulls away
the tingler grabs her leg and she screams
prce interupts the silent film and sez theres no reason to be afraid
the tingler gets into the projection thing and goes across he screen
prce sez dot panic but scream cuz the tingler is in the theatre
when this film was in theatres, William castle had buzzers in the seats and would activate em to make people thnk the tingler was really in there with em
that must've been fun
h sez its been stopped by screaming and the movie will continue
the screen was black during vncents narration
they catch t and bring it back to the home
the Ollie sez hes sorry and price inspired him to do it
price sez; just cuz poison exsts don't mean u gotta kill someone with it
he sez its not ike he capped er but price sez killing sene on purpose is murder
take THAT assisted suicide!
Ollie pulls a gun on rice but he walks out
pretty bad a55
ollies woman stands up and e almost screams
the end
then price sez to the audience; if u don t think u have a tingler for real, next time ur in the dark... dont scream!!!
the end
that was bad a55
I liked it
cheerful horror fun
good pseudo science
good creepy stuff
good effects
and vnvent price is always wonderful
fo the tingler 2 i'd like for the wife to be just a puppet controlled by the tingler and it manipulates her nerves with electricial cr-p to move her. it goes around scaring people and feeding off their fear but stops em from screaming by punching in their throats. it gets stronger and fuses with her into a grotesque monstrosity that looks like something from Urotsukidoji or la blue girl. the husband has survived by screaming at he last second after the film ended. he's learned the error of his ways and wants to save his woman. he trains in prayer and is able to use spiritual armor to fight the tingler monstrosity. after he beats it, she is purified like in sailor moon and ca hear and speak despite never having done so b4. also its a plaT FORM GAME ON SEGA GENESIS AND SUPER NINTENDO and you play as the Ollie and go around fighting people turned into tingler monsters by being b0ned by the tingler woman.

Saturday, October 29, 2016

The Baby Review

note; I has no plans on spelling right
the baby
this is my review on the baby (1970s film)
I saw it b4 and its f'd up
it starts with a chick going through a file
\it stars anajette comber
and ruth roman
and a buncha others I never heard of
david manzy is the baby
\she looks through photos of a mentally disabled CHIld
I should mention its in fullscreen
as she goes through yhe photos it shows the kid at different ages
it has him in his 20 in a diaper
then she goes up to a house and comes in
shes a welfare worker
they talk and do updates for the status of the fam
she is the baby's new worker
she only calls the baby "baby"
as he never got a real name
the mom has 2 grown daughters with bad 70s hair
her husband ditched her b4 the baby was born
shes malcontent over it still
the social work has an innocent kind face
after  resistance, the mom shows the worker the baby
later big hair sister feeds baby
she seems unsettled when worker feeds him
the mom rubs baby's muscles to keep em from going bad
but worker sez its odd he cant walk as he seems to have normal muscles
later the worker's boss pressures her to ease up on it
also she sez someone disappeared
later the worker play with baby and sez he seems smart
the big hair sister shoots that idea down
worker plays with a baLL With baby but the sisters take him for a forced nap
big hair sister talks with worker about her husband
she sez he was a architect who did good buildings
big hair tells worker about hiking in the mountains
when worker asks about baby having tests to see his level the sister gets defensive
she sez the tests were done years ago and nothing changed
later worker and her mother in law look at pix of her husband and she vaguely is unhappy about something happening and it being her faULT
later the blonde Is on the phone then changes the baby's diaper
after dat he wants to get out
she eventually lets him
he tries to get to the door but she stops him
she tricks him into banging his head on the wall
he cries and it sounds like a real baby
she comforts him and he tries drinking from her t-ts
then the mom and sisters return and find them
they beat her up
oh and I think the head bang was an accident but just badly filmed
btw, it doesn't show her big long shoelace nipples
and shes actually a babysitter
I f'd up
later the worker is working with the bby and the blonde Is also there
they talk and the blnde is b--chy
she goes to answer the phone and the worker helps the baby stand up
but then the mom comes and b--ches at her for it
se sez she wants baby to reach his full potential
the mom sez she raise 3 kids and thus is superior
worker suggests putting him into a clinic to help him advance
the mom shoots I it down and all options down
worker tries to get him to do a simple task
but the mom intimidates him into failing
this is pretty smart actually
a metaphor on parents holding back their kids
my mom complains when I wear shorts in the fall cuz its "to cold" out
maybe for her
I can take it
imagine if everyone had to use wheechairs cuz some people can walk?
same logic
or in I am sam with that malcontent sean penn playng a disabled guy who's daughter is smarter than him
but don't wanna read words he cant read
so then the sisters torture him with a cattle prod to punish him for walking
later at a school for handicapped kids, the worker reveals he might be normal but forcibly disabled by negative reinforcement
and its cuz shes mad at her husband for leaving her
I like how the good guy is someone with a job and the bad guys are deadbeats
nowadays it would be the evil worker trying to steal the kid from the innocent malcontents
so the worker has a meeting with the fam but they skip it
we're already 40 mins in
that felt like nothing
the mom somehow gets the worker in trouble with lies
she confronts the fam and sez she's gonna try to save baby from them
by using the law
nowadays she's go outta her way and break all the rules to save him
maybe kidnapping or assassinations
and kung fu
later the mom calls the woker and sez sorry
she invites her to the baby's birthday
I gotta say this is well cast
the bad guys look bad and the good guys look good
at the party a guy smoking what might be chronic hits on her and she sez her husband was in an accident
she tur him down and he accuses her of being a femminst
no need for insults sleazoid
later the woker and blonde play darts
the worker is skilled
as they play, a bad hair chick switchs the works drink
the mom plays up the "self sacrificing" card to look like a good mom
after she wins, the woker gets woozy from the poison drink
the blonde and bad hair take her to the basement where they bnd and gag her
is this were made today she'd get b0ned
the mom sez she's gonna make look like an accident
the sleazeoid knocks on the door wanting a dance
so the blonde goes
the other 2 leave and baby crawls up and opens the locked door
he finds her tied up gets the gag off
the guy playing the baby is pretty good
meanwhile the blond sleazoid make out
she gets him to touch a lighter flame
they must both be on chronic
the worker meanwhile
uses a aw to open the ropes
everyone else went home and she gets out with the baby
they find out too late as she gets away and their car has a popped tire
later the worker gives him a bath and a suit
the fam cant go t the cops as they tried to waste her
the blonde sez they should've let the circus have him
the mom goes mental at the idea of her son being a freak
good character note as it shows she has some care for him
although its all twisted and warped
like liberal claiming to help people by keepimg them weak and dependant
the worker sends a letter saying shes gonna help him advance beyond being a baby and into a real man
the fam is disturbed by this and at night they go to ice the worker
they go in but the mom late finds her daughters shanked
the mom gets an axe but the worker gets a fire poker and they battle
they fight on the stairs and the workers mother in law comes in with a cleaver
the mom jumps off the stairs and shatters her legs
should've had more milk
they take the mom and bodies to a dirt place and berry them
i'd feel sorry for her but shes a b--ch
the mom in law and woeker get home and the wrker introduces the baby to her brain damaged husband
ses very nice and loving to em
later they play in the pool
the end
a 70s film with a good ending
that's not common
I liked this one
t has a cr=ppylicious low budget feel
and the bad guy were women
I mean yeah the hero was a kind hearted woman
but people said mel Gibson's the passion was anti jewish despite the main character being jewish and sacrificing himself to save everyone (even those who mutilated him gleefully)
this movie also reminded me of this clint eastwood film where he's crippled and these chicks f him up
for the baby 2 I'd like it if a hyper "big gov" guy got into politics and enacted a tax on newborns that says when a baby is born, if the parents don't pay a tax, the gov disables the kid. they say they are doing this to "make everyone equal". its also there not only to leech more money from the people, but prevent the people from being self sufficient and thus dependent on big guv. that would "justify" taxes to spend on more wasted programs and make immigrants more needed for the country to survive. (I got this idea from Justin trudeau of soviet Canada cutting funding to help autistic kids get treatment to help them live normal lives)

Friday, October 28, 2016

The Wolf Man

note; my speling cr-ppiness is unchanged
the wolf man
this is my review on da wolf man(40s version)
it starts with clips from later in the film and the characters and actors images and names
its got claude rains, bela Lugosi and lon chaney jr
then we get a dictionary book and a text about lycanthropy
\then the movie starts
2 dudes drive up to a big a55 house
lon chaney plays claude rains son
\they talk to a guy who's an ex cop
like in streets of rage on sega genesis
its revealed lon chaneys bro bit it
it was a hunting accident
also his dad clade rains is a scientist
lon and dad look at a telescope at people in the street
he uses it to peek at a blonde IN A WINDOW OF A ANTIQUES store
if this were made today she'd be either nude or in her undies
so lon chaney goes there and says he wants some item
\she sez have not em he sez they r on her dressing table in her room
he sez hes psychic
nowadays he'd be a purvo
but here its sown to be nice
she shows him a stick with a wolf and a star on it
they talk about werewolves
she sez little red riding hood was a werewolf story
but the ORIGINAL brothers grimm story had "the wolf" as just some serial killer/purvo who tears apart gramma, puts her blood in a bottle and gets red to feast on them
wolf is his street name
like t bird in the crow isn't a real t bird
or wolverine in x men isn't a real wolverine
she sez that werewolfs have pentagrams on their next victims hands
\they agree to go on a date
as they leave they see gypsies coming into town
being polish and Slovenian, I heard bad things about those people
later the dad tells lon chaney the same poem the blonde told him
as they go out on a date, a nother wo man joins em to get their fortune told
lon chaneys name in here is larry
like larry the cable guy
I like him
his health inspector movie was so stoopid but it made me lol
they go to the gypsy place and meet bela Lugosi
as lon and bLONde walk in the fog of the wood he comes out about using a telescope
the other wo man talks to bela Lugosi
he sees a star in her hand
its not a rea pentagram as it has no lines inside
bela sends her a55 away and freaks out
btw,how'd he see the star?
is it only visible to those with sight beyond sight?
then lon attacks a wolf hat was b0ning some girl
he kills its a55 with his wolf cane but is wounded
once my grampa told me he fought off a wolf in the 30 of Slovenia
the gypsies bring lon and bLONde to his dads house
then some guys look into the woman b0ned dad by a wolf
he gypsy who was bela Lugosi is found beat dead near by
man, he didn't last long in here
he next day they tell lon chaney bela Lugosi bit it
he sez he killed the wolf with the stick
also the wolf wound is fully healed
later a cop and the dad and some guy talk and try to rationalize it
then lon chaney follows bela Lugosi's coffin to a grave
no this isn't Dracula vs the phantom of the opera
a priest and female gypsy come in and disagree over pagan rituals being used for bela
she sez a poem and leaves
meanwhile the blonde is disgruntled over the wo man biting it
then some b--chy women come in and blame her for the woman biting it
they leave when lon chaney comes in
he talks to her and they recap the events thus far
we had blacula, blackenstein and dr black and mr hyde
why was there never a black wolfman?
It could work in da 70z
a dog comes in and barks at lon chaney
the dog owner don't like lon chaney
lon leaves and the dog owner sez he senses some wrong with lon
he may not actually be the dog owner
I was typing and listening
they all go to a carnival and at the bb gun game lon does well but cant shoot a wolf
\lon talks to the female gypsy and she sez hes got werewolf syndrome
he freaks out and she gives him a charm
he goes into the woods a bit with the gf and they recap what she told him
he gives the charm to the her
they're about to b0ne but everyone starts packing up the carnival cuz of a werewolf
then lon chaney has a trippy experience
when he gets hom he\s getting hairy
he's turning italiano!!
\then his feet become bear fee
he goes through the forest at night as a werewolf
good use of fog btw
good atmosphere
he then attacks a gravedigger
the cops arrive and find him and animal wolf trax
the mud trax lead into the house and up to lon chaneys muddy feet
oh f
hes a furry!
the wolf man is his fursona!
this movie introduced furry TF(transformation) to  general audience
I bet this turned a lotta guys furry
just like rouge the bat in the sonic games
or renamon in digimon season 3
lon chaney wakes up and cleans up the mud
his dad tells him the plot up to now and sez the wolf might be from a circus or zoo
he sez good and evil ae in mens souls and that evil can take forms of an animal
so fursona's are evil?
then they go to church
strange considering claude rains role in angel on my shoulder made near this fllm
some b--chy broad suspects larry is a killer as they had no murders until he came
what about the gypsies?
in church larry has issues
later lon chaney sez its not a wolf, its a werewolf
\1 guy tries to rationalize it by saying its psychosomatic
and any mental issue can be cured with the cooperation of the patient
that's considered offensive today as some people like their fetishes and deviancy and fantasy they force on normals
later some guys bury something in the ground and cover it with leaves
that night larry comes out as a wolfman and gets his foot caught in a bear trap
if you b0ne a werewolf, is that interspecies?
the female gypsy says the poem she said b4 over larry
he turns human
he gets out of da trap and runs
but is seen by hunters
he tells  em he's hunting too
he goes to the antique store and wakes up the gf by throwing rox at da windo
he tells her hes skipping town
she wants to stay with him
he sees a star on her hand and runs home
he tells dad he killed the gypsy and shows him the star scar on his chest
dad claims its not werewolf cr-p but could be natural
dad tells larry hes not a id and keeps denying the supernatural
dad ties larry to a chair and b0nes him
he doesn't b0ne him
but he tells him denial of larrys beliefs
that's offensive to larrys identity choices
dad goes on the hunt and sez he left larry facing the window to see the hunt
the dad faces the gypsy female and she points out he has some belief
he hears gunfire and runs toward it like a dumba55
the blonde gf comes by and the female gypsy tells her to avoid the woods
se goes in anyway like a dumba55 and the wlflarry gets her
but claude rains saves her and fights off larry wolf with the silver cane
he beats his son dead for being a furry
the gypsy female says da poem and the larry turns human I front of the claide rains
look what your denial has done
everyone shows up and the cop sez the wolf attacked and larry fought him off
its a cover up like with daiaiana
the end
my dad is a denier too
if j fk crawled out of h-ll right in front of him and told him he and r fk killed and b0ned marylin monrowe, he'd say its fake
I like this film
good feel and mood and effects and story
lon chaney jr looks kinda like Alfred Molina
for the wolf man 2 I'd like for the dad to ave become obsessed with bringing his son back. he has turned and now knows the supernatural is real and has gotten into the black arts. the film shows his journey into witchcraft and tarot cards and yoga and him gaining wicked powers. eventually he decides to ritual sacrifice the whole village to open the gates of h-ll to return his son. but the towns people and together and have an epic battle of fighting him and most of the getting blown apart or limbs blasted off by black magic attacks. eventually they get him and b0ne him dead as only b0ning can kill him. but he can be revived by people b0nin outside of marriage so town has a morals law emplaced(which is repealed after people forget why its there and think they don't need it anymore as "its modern times now maaaaaaaaaan!") and the dad retuns and starts chopping up the descendants of the people who sealed him.

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Cujo Review

note; no time for jokrs, the movies staring
this is my revrw on cujo
in the 90s was a hockey player named Curtis joseph who people called cu jo
after a bad a55 blood title we get a rabbit in nature
then this big dog with big parts goes after it
it looks like the dog fro Beethoven
but I never saw those films
the rabbit goes into a cave and the fata55 dog goes in head first and barks
a bat bites his fata55 nose
this movie is based on a book by steven king
my cool 90s aunt had an a55load of his books in the 90s
I should mention cujo I based on a real dog
king was at a car thing and a dog came at him going berserk
dogs don't like me either
I hope they go extinct
they really s-ck
also we have this little boy having freakouts about going to bed
he screams cuz he fears his closet
his rents comfort him but h knows he saw a monster in there
they don't believe him but humor him
I've had supernatural encounters in my life so I think the kid might be right
is this place haunted?
is it some yokai or kuriboh or wraith or daemon?
the net day the kid has move all his cr-p over the closet door
the kid denies it
I assume it was some bakemono or spirit
the dad forces his anti supernatural views on his son
there is more to this world than we can know
the neighbor comes by and they watch a cereal add made by the kds dad
the dad looks kinda like will feral
its revealed the mom is b0ning the neighbor
this is turning into a p0rn0
at least we don't see them b0ning
the dad sez the marriage isn't doing so hot so he suggests making another kid
maybe he just wants her fat
later the dad takes the car to the garage
but the guy is busy so the mailman sends him to another guy
him and his fam drive their red sports car over and find a farm like in pumpkinhead
the fam at the farm seems like a 20s or 1800s fam
then the fat a55 dog comes up
that dog had it big dog parts flopping around
get a speedo ja degenerate!
I spend my time inside wearing my bikini brief undies
even if i'm alone
the dog is named cujo
Curtis joseph?
my name is chris michael so I assume that makes me chrimich(krimmick)
maybe chi mi?
I like saying mii kai el as it sounds more biblical
maybe mee hai'l as its more eastern European
so later the kid is put to bed and don't have as much issues
The next day theres a problem with the cereal
it makes kids barf and whiz red dye
so the dad has to go out for fixing it
I saw an add for a doll that u give water and it whizzes out its wiener
I had an idea of giving the doll fruit punch and it whizzes red liquid out its thing
later the mom wans to break up with the guy she's b0ning
the dad driving sees something and turns his car around
the mom pix up her kind h pac man lunch box d he has a head wound from being "hit by a swing"
I assume the ghost did it
later the farm fam are talking and the mom won the lottery
she wants to go to boston
the farm guy later talks with his drinking buddy who advises he b0nes til he gets diseases
also the drinking buddy sez the dog is never gonna kick a55
we get a scene of dad and son having arm clean fun
the guy the mom was b0ning comes back and starts trying to b0ne her
she fights him off and the son and dad come in
he figgers out they were b0ning
later dad is working on the car and the son asks the dad about words to keep the monster away
mommy don't know em
toughing through his pain, he tells the son he's write em down so the son will know em
what a good guy
too bad his woman's a 5kank!
hope she didn't give him the AIDS!
this is da 80z after all
at night the kid sleeps sound with the words to keep away the monster pinned on a door
also in the fog like an n64 game, the farm boy confronts cujo
cujo looks like he's rotting
were those bats zombies or vampires?
maybe they just had AIDS
later the dad goes off on some trip
the wife tries to tell the dad its over with the guy she's b0ning
he struggles with his feelings and drives off
meanwhile the farm fam is packing up an the son tells the mom about cujo
the mom sez not to worry about it
then cujo attacks the drinking buddy
he fights the cujo off and gets his gun
but as it wasn't loaded (probably due to anti gun laws) the dog tears his a55 apart b4 he can use it
so if the dog is a vampire or zombie, the guy might rise as one later
the farm dad goes to the drinking budies home and finds him shredded
he tries calling on a phone but cujo comes at him
he sez cujo's rabid and gets wacked by him
the om and son go to the farm but cujo jumps in the wndow and smears it with blood ad feces like in the human centipede!
it goes after the windshield and she blows her horn
the car f--ks out and they are stranded there
man, we're only an hour in
they got 60 minutes of h-ll left(with commercials)
once me and my fam were walking in the country and we passed this farmhouse with a big dog
dad told me if a dog attacks you, block with one arm, as it bites it you use the other to tear out its throat
later she starts the car but it f--ks out again
piece of cr-p
Japanese cars work better
and they aren't drained by unions
we need right to work
if unions are so good then wouldn't everyone choose to be in one?
they are afraid of giving us a choice
they know they s-ck and only get cash from us by leaching our cash
like a parasite
I\d rather be in the axis than a union
and i'm polish!
when the mob sez you gotta pay em to have a shop on their turf its extortion
when unions do it its "legal"
note; owning slaves used to be just as legal
at night the kid has to whiz
just do it in the car!!
or at least out the window
that dog wont circimsicze ya
use the skin to aim
the phone rings and the dog attacks it
y'know, if the chick had a conceal and carry permit, she could've wasted that dog and been free
maybe just through the torso and it bleeds out
the next day she wakes up with the dog looking in on her
was he also j=rkin off???
at the fam's home the phone rings but no ones there
the mom takes the paper with the monster words but the kid needs em
the kid reads em
oh cr-p
this is like in the confederate states
and its not snowing
its gonna be hot as h-lfire in the car soon
at the post office they say that the farm fam has their mail as "hold until notified"
so no help is coming
later the phone rings and the dog starts tackling the car
crazy abomination!
it busts the handle on both sides
piece of cr-p car!
the cujo jumps on the roof and paws at it
meanwhile the dad is in a meeting and they say they need a new campaign as the cereal they sold needs a new face
the mom gets outta the car through the busted door
the dog attacks and maybe b0nes her
it gets in the car and bites her
she gets it away as it tears her skirt and closes the door
is she gonna turn into a monster cuz it bit her?
also, I heard a guy bit a dog\s ear as it bit him and the dog ran
he can dish it out but cant take it
candy a55!
the next day the dog attacks the car and the kid has an episode
the dad comes home and finds the place trashed
he blames the guy who was b0ning his woman
I think
he calls him kemp
he tells the cops his woman was taking the car to the farm fam so a single cop goes to check it out
and the dog wastes him
he tries to escape by climbing the wood in the barn
the kid has an episode and sez he wants his daddy
later the cops tell the dad that the b0ning guy admits he trashed the place but sez he never saw the woman and kid
the cop sez the farm checking cop isn't back yet
so the dad goes out to the farm on his own
she has enough of this sh-t and takes on the dog
she breaks a baseball bat on its head and when it jumps her she shanks it on the broken bat
she goes to the car and gets a gun but cant get in the car
so she busts the window with her gun
she brings her son inside and rubs water on him
she does CPR on him
spoiler; in the book he bites it
but here she gets him going again
then like in Friday the 13th with kid Jason, the dog busts in one last time
so she empties a gun into it
the husband arrives and the wife comes out
the end
I noticed a lot of things similar to other steven king books
the woman and child away from help and the dad coming for them
like pet semetary and the shining
or the parent being away and calling with no answer so he comes and finds bodies
I like how the dog is the bad guy\
most things have it as the hero or good guy
this film had good build up and pacing
I liked it
Stephen king did well
for cujo 2 i'd like he mom to be suffering from reactions of being bit and fighting turning into a dog woman(a furry). then theres a timeskip and her so is grown up and has supernatural powers from being dead and coming back. he had em b4 when he saw the closet monster. he grows up to be a big buff blonde 90s guy and goes around fighting spirts and possessed animals. He also has spirit bursts from slaying enough spirits and releasing them in a blast that wipes the area. This is also a 16 bit sega genesis and super Nintendo game and its about the kid going around the 90s fighting animal and ghosts. his gf who is also a body builder and psychic is player 2 and 8 level beat em up of them fighting Halloween style animals and stuff. the final boss is the closet monster who was behind cujo and has revived him as grotesque phaIIic abomination and the recurring mid boss.