The Wolf Man

note; my speling cr-ppiness is unchanged

the wolf man

this is my review on da wolf man(40s version)

it starts with clips from later in the film and the characters and actors images and names

its got claude rains, bela Lugosi and lon chaney jr

then we get a dictionary book and a text about lycanthropy

\then the movie starts

2 dudes drive up to a big a55 house

lon chaney plays claude rains son

\they talk to a guy who's an ex cop

like in streets of rage on sega genesis

its revealed lon chaneys bro bit it

it was a hunting accident

also his dad clade rains is a scientist

lon and dad look at a telescope at people in the street

he uses it to peek at a blonde IN A WINDOW OF A ANTIQUES store

if this were made today she'd be either nude or in her undies

so lon chaney goes there and says he wants some item

\she sez have not em he sez they r on her dressing table in her room

he sez hes psychic

nowadays he'd be a purvo

but here its sown to be nice

she shows him a stick with a wolf and a star on it

they talk about werewolves

she sez little red riding hood was a werewolf story

but the ORIGINAL brothers grimm story had "the wolf" as just some serial killer/purvo who tears apart gramma, puts her blood in a bottle and gets red to feast on them

wolf is his street name

like t bird in the crow isn't a real t bird

or wolverine in x men isn't a real wolverine

she sez that werewolfs have pentagrams on their next victims hands

\they agree to go on a date

as they leave they see gypsies coming into town

being polish and Slovenian, I heard bad things about those people

later the dad tells lon chaney the same poem the blonde told him

as they go out on a date, a nother wo man joins em to get their fortune told

lon chaneys name in here is larry

like larry the cable guy

I like him

his health inspector movie was so stoopid but it made me lol

they go to the gypsy place and meet bela Lugosi

as lon and bLONde walk in the fog of the wood he comes out about using a telescope

the other wo man talks to bela Lugosi

he sees a star in her hand

its not a rea pentagram as it has no lines inside

bela sends her a55 away and freaks out

btw,how'd he see the star?

is it only visible to those with sight beyond sight?

then lon attacks a wolf hat was b0ning some girl

he kills its a55 with his wolf cane but is wounded

once my grampa told me he fought off a wolf in the 30 of Slovenia

the gypsies bring lon and bLONde to his dads house

then some guys look into the woman b0ned dad by a wolf

he gypsy who was bela Lugosi is found beat dead near by

man, he didn't last long in here

he next day they tell lon chaney bela Lugosi bit it

he sez he killed the wolf with the stick

also the wolf wound is fully healed

later a cop and the dad and some guy talk and try to rationalize it

then lon chaney follows bela Lugosi's coffin to a grave

no this isn't Dracula vs the phantom of the opera

a priest and female gypsy come in and disagree over pagan rituals being used for bela

she sez a poem and leaves

meanwhile the blonde is disgruntled over the wo man biting it

then some b--chy women come in and blame her for the woman biting it

they leave when lon chaney comes in

he talks to her and they recap the events thus far

y'know...

we had blacula, blackenstein and dr black and mr hyde

why was there never a black wolfman?

It could work in da 70z

a dog comes in and barks at lon chaney

the dog owner don't like lon chaney

lon leaves and the dog owner sez he senses some wrong with lon

wait

he may not actually be the dog owner

I was typing and listening

they all go to a carnival and at the bb gun game lon does well but cant shoot a wolf

\lon talks to the female gypsy and she sez hes got werewolf syndrome

he freaks out and she gives him a charm

he goes into the woods a bit with the gf and they recap what she told him

he gives the charm to the her

they're about to b0ne but everyone starts packing up the carnival cuz of a werewolf

then lon chaney has a trippy experience

when he gets hom he\s getting hairy

he's turning italiano!!

\then his feet become bear fee

he goes through the forest at night as a werewolf

good use of fog btw

good atmosphere

he then attacks a gravedigger

the cops arrive and find him and animal wolf trax

the mud trax lead into the house and up to lon chaneys muddy feet

oh f

hes a furry!

the wolf man is his fursona!

this movie introduced furry TF(transformation) to  general audience

I bet this turned a lotta guys furry

just like rouge the bat in the sonic games

or renamon in digimon season 3

lon chaney wakes up and cleans up the mud

his dad tells him the plot up to now and sez the wolf might be from a circus or zoo

he sez good and evil ae in mens souls and that evil can take forms of an animal

so fursona's are evil?

then they go to church

strange considering claude rains role in angel on my shoulder made near this fllm

some b--chy broad suspects larry is a killer as they had no murders until he came

what about the gypsies?

in church larry has issues

later lon chaney sez its not a wolf, its a werewolf

\1 guy tries to rationalize it by saying its psychosomatic

and any mental issue can be cured with the cooperation of the patient

that's considered offensive today as some people like their fetishes and deviancy and fantasy they force on normals

later some guys bury something in the ground and cover it with leaves

that night larry comes out as a wolfman and gets his foot caught in a bear trap

if you b0ne a werewolf, is that interspecies?

the female gypsy says the poem she said b4 over larry

he turns human

he gets out of da trap and runs

but is seen by hunters

he tells  em he's hunting too

he goes to the antique store and wakes up the gf by throwing rox at da windo

he tells her hes skipping town

she wants to stay with him

he sees a star on her hand and runs home

he tells dad he killed the gypsy and shows him the star scar on his chest

dad claims its not werewolf cr-p but could be natural

dad tells larry hes not a id and keeps denying the supernatural

dad ties larry to a chair and b0nes him

well

he doesn't b0ne him

but he tells him denial of larrys beliefs

that's offensive to larrys identity choices

dad goes on the hunt and sez he left larry facing the window to see the hunt

the dad faces the gypsy female and she points out he has some belief

he hears gunfire and runs toward it like a dumba55

the blonde gf comes by and the female gypsy tells her to avoid the woods

se goes in anyway like a dumba55 and the wlflarry gets her

but claude rains saves her and fights off larry wolf with the silver cane

he beats his son dead for being a furry

the gypsy female says da poem and the larry turns human I front of the claide rains

look what your denial has done

everyone shows up and the cop sez the wolf attacked and larry fought him off

its a cover up like with daiaiana

the end

my dad is a denier too

if j fk crawled out of h-ll right in front of him and told him he and r fk killed and b0ned marylin monrowe, he'd say its fake

I like this film

good feel and mood and effects and story

lon chaney jr looks kinda like Alfred Molina

for the wolf man 2 I'd like for the dad to ave become obsessed with bringing his son back. he has turned and now knows the supernatural is real and has gotten into the black arts. the film shows his journey into witchcraft and tarot cards and yoga and him gaining wicked powers. eventually he decides to ritual sacrifice the whole village to open the gates of h-ll to return his son. but the towns people and together and have an epic battle of fighting him and most of the getting blown apart or limbs blasted off by black magic attacks. eventually they get him and b0ne him dead as only b0ning can kill him. but he can be revived by people b0nin outside of marriage so town has a morals law emplaced(which is repealed after people forget why its there and think they don't need it anymore as "its modern times now maaaaaaaaaan!") and the dad retuns and starts chopping up the descendants of the people who sealed him.