A Day Of Fury Review

Note: I spell furions 

A Day Of Fury

This is my review on A Day Of Fury rom the distant future yar to Nathan Bdford Forrest of 1956(50 years before Tranformers Season III)

Its directed by openly Canadian Harmon Jones who did Bullwhip

It stars Dale Robertson from The Outcasts of Poker Flat 1952/Law of the Lawless/The Man from Button Willow, Mara Corday from The Giant Claw/The Black Scorpion, Jock Mahoney from Santa Fe/The Texas Rangers/Joe Dakota, Carl Benton Reid from The North Star/The First Texan, el polen zakkenJan Merlin from Them!/Little House on the Prairie, John Dehner from Tulsa/The Texas Rangers/Scaramouche 1952/Cripple Creek/Plymouth Adventure/Apache/The Andy Griffith Show/The Twilight Zone 60s/The Beverly Hillbillies/Columbo/The Rockford Files/The Boys from Brazil/Airplane II: The Sequel, Sheila Bromley from Tiger Shark 1932/A Star Is Born 1954/Judgment at Nuremberg 1961, James Bell from I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang/I Walked with a Zombie/Blood on the Sun, Dani Crayne from The Story of Mankind, Howard Wendell from Gentlemen Prefer Blonde, Charles Cane from nothin i saw, Phil Chambers from Tumbleweed/The Twilight Zone 60s/The Rockford Files/Little House on the Prairie, Helen Kleeb from I Want to Live!/The Manchurian Candidate 60s/Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte/The Fortune Cookie/The Waltons, and some guys not on back door, aids bag, gender offender, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, soy boy, beta male, frooty booty, Creator hater, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung u based on plants, queer as adar with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who's slanded and outright lies or ides with evil.

i never saw is but i like westers and its on Grit

after title and credits in color and widescreen it sez afer the alleged civil war America went west but violent guys wre there in his final chapter, including a man called jagade

a guy goes by this waterfall on horse a55 back and hides

another guy comes by ad 1st guy fires in air to spook his horse an drop him

they team up to fight a 3rd guy and sppoked horse guy in a suit is heading or a city

so they ice the 3rd guy and suit guy is a marsall1st guy laves marsall to clean up the dead guy and goes onto town

in there a scuzzmo notices andmin guy sez hes looking for someone an is sent to church

i think hes dead and chiks alk of  hanging the town name to west end as its the end of the west

like west egg in the great Gatsby?

tis chick comes out of church and knows main guy who sez marshall will be by soon and marsall iced a guy he fought

marcall was gonna marry chick wo dont want the bounty for icing dat 3rd guy

suzzmo has a gun and is gonna harambe em but main guy pics him off 1st

1 guy asks who are you and grabs main guys shoulder so he grabs the guys guy and puts his gun at the guy

main guy is held for capping dat guy

judge has main guy throw down the guys gun and as he goes for it, chick gets it to save him

marsall comes and wants him held but a witness sez he saw scuzzmo aiming

marshall sez a life was taken but lets him free

main guy offers marshall a drink at da salloon

marsallends the chicks in a cart and he rides off

in saloon barmaid sez they ran ge girls outta town except 1

marshall comes by saloon and tells him main guy dont belong as civilization came to the west

main guy sezhe dont gotta worry of marsall as he owes him

marsall goes and barmaid coms in a green dress whop sez other girls are in a gambling joint across county lines

judge sez main guy came cuz of main chick but marsall sez he wrong

marshall goes to chi wo smooches and dont like main guy called kevin as she fears him ruining them and the town like gaijin

main guy is kevin like the American Alpha Male Sorbo

marshall dont worry but judge i think sez the towns gonna burn down a thing to send a guy out

chick sez let them urn out and end kevin as its better but marshall goes to town on his 1800 motorcycle, a horse

he tells em go home but priest wants the men to get kevin

marsall sez he's doing a lynch mob but priest takes off his robe and sez he has to stop the evil

kevin shoots the church bell to rung it and wants a blacksmith to soe is horse ad barber to shave him, but dont say where

ahhhh my long uncut parts!!!

kenivs positive but everyone hates him and priest sez kevin makes him feel unworthy and kevins a h-ll creature

marshall sez kevin saved his life today and hasn't done anything wrong ut if he does its arresto

priest sez town fear itself

a cart brings the bimboes back to the saloon and uys wanna ice mashall and judge but i think kevin sez no

marsall talks w/ dr who hopes they an solve it peaceful

a blonde in a blue dress sings as guys smile wan wanna b0ne her

some guys play poker and kevin aces a guy wo as a ranch but can get money but not now as its sunday and banks closed

but Saturday is the REAL Sabbath!

chick comes by kevins room asking why you come? and the people let me be happy here

he sez cr=p i missed and she offers to go w/him f he leaves

he dont wanna and she goes in an anger and he had her leave in the front door so everyone sees she was in the saloon

she came in the back door to go in

wait that sounds like sodomy

judge hates on her even though he was gonna be at her wedding b4

judge goes in to tell kevin to go and i think his name is jagede or jaw ghey dee

main guy sez judge wanted him to stay but now wants him to go and judge winds up leaving

blonde guy witness who seems to be a teen but is hanging around the saloon has guys say he shouldn't be here

marhall comes home to see chick who sez judge saw her in there and wants her run out too

marsall sez judge will get killed if he trys to stop jagede so judge pulls a gun on marshall who shoots is arm to save him so jagede dont ice him

chick sez cr-p im not paying attention to and guys in saloon like jagede

judge wants to overthrow or arrest or w/e marshall for going against him

wtf we're 56 mins in outta 90

that felt like nothing

its night and marshall is with chick whos going to a hotel as judge threw her out

hotellmo sez everyones taking sides in this issue

its like the cold war or ww2 with soviets and humans

marsall trys opening the window but it wont til chick removes a pin and se its her old room and crys sayin dont let then send me away

judge and his gang come to arrest marsall or assault and he goes peacefully

the sallooon goes to see him arrested and barmaid sez its goin as jagede wanted

he sez he expected marsall to put up a fight and gets in a cart with chick to drive her to a place

judge and gang say this is a matter for the whole towb

jagede like juragedo in yugioh sez shes free to make up her own mind and goes in da saloon

like the boy going in the car with candy in that lgtbquia2+map nambla movie the woodsman

barmaid sez she knew chick would be back and chick sez she had no choice

jagede wins and rancher sez hes not satisfied w/winning but gotta break a man

theres a town meeting and she sez she wants things as they were and he sez with me or marchall?

jagede has a chick in a yellow suit dress and hat shamed by bringing her in the saloon saying she was in the back room for a guy

she runs out crying and he sez this is the townfolk she believe in

he sez to her he plans to take over the town or something i dont know i wasn't listening and he dont know marshalls position

she sez her coming back made no diference and he sez shes only half back

blonde shoots the door to breaks the locks an trys busting it but s-cked at it

they gonna lynch marshall and blondemo busts a window and goes in to steal rope

marshall sez check whats going on and cell guard sez his orders are to guard him in case jagede trys busting him out

blondemo and friends wanaa be deputized to lynch marshall legal but chick sez they're jagedes men

blonde backdoor billy shoots priest for taking his rope he stole and the goons flee

like how gay 1st meant happy, then was said for men b0ning men, hen mean lame or uncool or dumb and the 2nd gang went mental over it being "misused"

priest sez bloodlust dont end when it starts but marshall is their only hope

judge thinks he takes orders form jagede but priest sez jadage fears him and wants him iced so judge frees marshall

chick tells jagede billy booty shot priest and a guys comes in saying hes dead

billy has chick in her room at guinpoint and has her bring marshall up i mean afegde

billy wants to take em on with jagede but is smacked around and thrown on the stairs as everyone looks at him

he shoots and runs out, sees all groups coming for him

this went phantom of the opera 1920s

he hides in a barn and fires on em so they'll burn in out

marshall comes saying im coming for you billy and will end u if i gotta

billy hides and marsall sez come in peacefully and stand trial

he escapes to a room and finds yellow dress lady hanging and wigs out so he forgot about his murder and goes in

in saloon marshal faces jagede who pulls a gun as the clock chimes and marhall shoots him i think in the parts

jagede sez thank who rings the bell and marshall sez its for the priest

and then... he died... ahhhhhhhhhh

dont worry, hes gonna be ok, he just needs some rest, i can see his parachutes, theres a hospital planet near by

chick in a sexy outfit cuz shes a h00ker now is there and leaves with marchall in the misty night to go to church

like the prodigal son returning from sin

the end

that was pretty good

low boil til a ew action scenes

good music and color

acting wasn't bad

nice story

you may feel for the violent guys bein driven out, but they were savages and a danger to REAL people and maybefrenchies

but i like how he didn't arrest him b4 e did anything wrong like soviet England and soviet new Zealand and soviet Australia do

Its only like 80 mins and not bad

It don't draw and has good flow and goes fast

For A Day Of Fury 2 I want it to be of billys trial and a lot of flash backs of billys life to show he was evil the whole time and howhe needs the noose. Also its a 32/64 bit game on Sega Saturn/N64/PS1 and Panasonic 3D0 where you do 3d missions in billys past and gotta do as evil a you can to show he had the guillotine coming.

Great Mazinger Vs Getter Robo Review

Note: I spell GreaTTer!

Great Mazinger Vs Getter Robo

This is my review on Great Mazinger Vs Getter Robo from the distant future year to Shutendoji of 1975(30 years before Transformers the Movie)

its a crossover movie of Great Mazinger and Getter Robo(NO! REALLY?!

Its directed by Masayuki Akehi who did Devilman 70s eps 2, 28, 34/Fist of the North Star 2 ep 11/Kotetsu Jeeg eps/Mazinger Z eps/Saint Seiya eps/Space Battle, Danguard Ace/Ultimate Muscle/Yu-Gi-Oh! Season 0 eps 19/26.

It stars Japanese voices rom the TV anime

I never saw this but its like 28 mins and I like crossovers

After title and Great Mazinger Song

In a red sky shipyard a glowing disk comes in/turns ufo and tells Gilgilgan the surface has his fave metals so eat up and we'll conquer earth starting w/Japan(Where The gods started it after Mu sunk in God Mazinger).

It lowers an egg that hatches a green reptiloid that bites an oil sphere to blow as the UFO goes loling. Then Gilgilgan eats a monorail/tower.

At the Science Fortress Laboratory Kenzo Kabuto's minion detects a UFO.

At Saotome Institute some nerds notice something then send Ryoma/Hayato/Musashi in Getter Machines to beat Great Mazinger to it.

Kenzo's goons say the UFO's heading for Yokohama and Tetsuya/Jun come wanting to check the UFO

Kenzo says Getter Robo's already there but Tetsuya asks why not tell me sooner?

Kenzo sez they saw it and watched which bugs Tetsuya as Getter'll get the info so he's gonna go til Kenzo sez wait/Don't make it personel/I'm in contact w/Dr Saotome.

Ryoma lols as Tetsuya's mad for this and Getters reach UFO which speeds off.

They chase/UFO lols they cant stop me/eye beams at em they evade/fire on it to no effect.

Them using Jets is like the zords fighting b4 going Megazord.

Hayatos knocked down but recovers and Musashi wants to go in but Ryoma sez you'd be f'd so they Go Getter 1 and Both beam and miss,

Science Lab nerd sees Yokohama has cr=p so Kenzo sends Tetsuya in Great Mazinger who's glad.

In Space like The Leprechaun Getter beam misses/UFO beams/Getter throws Tomahawk trough it/Getters hit.

Saotome sez don't take risks/we can't do it w/o you.

RYomA sez Tetsuya would lol if he go f'd. them UFO BANGS on Getter

Gilgilgan eats cars as Great comes and Kenzo sez be careful as Getters having problems w/the UFO

Great fires Atomic Punch which is eaten despite being Super Alloy Z

Greats Breast Burn does zip and he evades Gilgilgan's barf.

Greats Thunder Break is countered by eye lazers to blow of the last arm Great avoids more green barf

Dr Saotome sees things are f'd and sends Michiru in Helicopter as Getter trio returns

Ryoma asks why you have us retreat? so Dr Saotome sez they'd be beat so I'll go to Science Fortress Lab and give new orders after repairs

G Boys watch Great fight Gilgilgan w/Naval Missile doing squatt as Babboo's b0ning kimberly

Greats leg is barfed on and is beat around so he Great Typhoons it back til the barfed leg f's out and Great falls.

Kenzo sez get out but Tetsuya cant leave after he was shamed by this

Boss in Boss Borot comes to save him like krillin in the Garlic Jr movie when Yajarobi/Mazinger Z is better

Borot punches Gilgilgan's face so hard he breaks of his own arms which are eaten

Borot spazzes out til Great carrys him off w/arm stumps flying

In Science Fortress lab they fix Great Mazinger as Tetsuya wants it done faster so Getter guys don't beat him

Kenzo slaps him with his probably metal hand saying dont worry of cr=p like this/I didn't raise you to be so petty/cant you see how important this mission is?

As Getter Robo had Texas Mack, did the Soviets have a mech? Or only GOOD Nations?

Dr Saotome comes himself at the Science lab and sez Getter Robo and Great Mainger gotta work together to win

Like Yugi and Kaiba or Judai and Manjyome/Edo/Johan

Michiru/Jun are there but do nothing and Kenzo want to lure it to an uninhabited island and Dr Saotome thought the same but who'll lead it there? but Jun has an idea

In Boss's hanger mucha/nuke sew cloth on Borot with a propeller on it had to let it do land sea and air somehow

Jun in Venus A comes herself and asks boss to lure the space yokai to an island

Boss consentS as he wants payback like Mel Gibson on THEM and flys Borot out the roof of his cr-pshack(that flying cr-p worked?! Boss super engineer!)

Jun uses Venus Eternal Scrander Power and flys with Borot as the city is f'd by Gilgilgan who steps on a guy with his bug leg and blood sprays out cool then eats a tower and monorail again

Gilgilgan devolves with a humanoid body coming out its back but widescreen cutS the top off

Getter guys watch news saying Great Mazinger cant stop it but they lie a lot

Ryoma getS order to go to an island at F7 49 0 to help Borot

Borot goes down and the head propeller fall offs so he falls and breaks of a left arm thats eaten

Jun trys saving him as if he bitEs it the plans f'd and she attempts scrander cut but is swatted down

She trys koshiryoku beam to no effect and got a leg barfed on and a broken scrander wing

Boss trys saving her by acting girly top attract it as jun leaves

Mucha/Nuke want him to gtfo but he has a mission and runs as Jun sez it up to you to get it to G boys

At the sea cliff he has Mucha/Nuke pump Borots diaper to inflate as a floatie pool toy like some deviantart thing

In Science Lab they fix Great Mazinger and prep for undersea use

Borot swims with 1 arm paddling and kicks as Gilgilgan walks on the seafloor and eye beams the diaper popped

it grabs borot w/a bug leg but he struggles to stay up

G boys go getter 3 and missiles gilgilgan but borots leg is stuck on a rock somehow so they Getter missile it free

Gilgilgan barfs at Getter who jumps w/o legs and missiles it

Dr Saotome sez Getter cant beat it alone so get it to the island so Getter leaves and splitS

Dr Saotpme sez we're ready here so send Great and Kenzo speeds up Great repairs

Boss gets to the island and Gililgan bitEs his foot and beats him apart as boss/friends are in the head on the floor like Blue in Violence Jack Evil Town

it charges at boss to eat him like Mad Saulus but Getter 2 bustS out the ground and drill punchs it off

2 trys a Drill attack but is tail swatted away and Dr Saotome sez its no good on its own

Michuru calls Kenzo to send Great Mazinger who goes saying its a rough launch but tough it out

Shiro asks if it'll be ok an daddy Kenzo sez they got no choice but Tetsuya has training

Great rocket pack flys out then ditches it to scrander off

Getter jets fly/attack/go getter 1/evades barf/chops off bug leg with Tomahawk Boomerang/zaps with Getter Beam

Great come himself and dives with Mazinger Blade as Getter beam zaps Gilgilgan

Great stabs Gilgilgan in the humanoid torso then Getter beam on the cut leg and thunder Break on blade in chest to blow it

UFO sez you forget of us? and gon sacrifice itself to power up Gilgil;gan with energy it got from here

Gilgilgan pulls the blade out as UFO evades Breast burn-/Getter Beam.

Great nails Gilgilgan with Naval Missile to little damage and UFO goes in Gilgilgans mouth to be eated like the german cannibals butt buddy

Gilgilgan devolves to a pink titan and finger beams are evaded by Great as Getter beams to no effect

it carves Getters cape with a blade so Getter crashes

Great uses Drill Pressure Punch which bounces off and Great saves Getter from being stomped

Tetsuya sez hit with Getter Beam and Breast Burn but Gilgilgan flys and both chase and beam its right hip to blow

It recovers and shines wing beams to blow stones then lands

Getter beams the weak point hip where it pulls out its yellow blade and it pulls out the other blade to attack for a 2nd point Great Naval Missiles

It finger beams but Tomahawk and Great boomerangs its hands

Great hugs its hip in a non Netflix way and shoots a naval missile in to blow it then Getter beams it

Great uses Double Mazinger Blades with scrander off cut into it and Getter goes 2 and drills in

they bust it up inside like the nano machines THEY put in things as Gilgilgan spazzes out

Both bust out but Getter 2 is tail whipped down and great saves it from Gilgilan falling 

He's still not dead so they scrander on and Getter 1

Great stab both is eyes with blades then double thunder breaks em as does Getter beam

Its head blows but its not dead still like the boss in Forbidden Worlds and it whips out its long hard uncut wings to beam fly and blow down both bots then blows in the sky

Both Bots shake hands/Say thanks and hope to do it again soon

Borots head rolls in like You didn't forget me! and Tetsuya sez you made us win

Great holds Borots head who's happy but drops it the both bots fly w/Great holding Borot head as a song plays

Shiro sez great work as the others watch on a screen in Science Lab and Kenzo/Saotome thank each other

Getter splits and flys off and it ends on a slow zoom on Great Mazinger holding Borot head

the end

that was pretty good

Non canon to the shows/Manga but well done

Animation is around tv series level unlike Mazinger Z Vs Ankoku Daishogun which went higher

very widescreen but good color

Good voicing and cool idea of a new enemy instead of like Sonic And mario at the olmpics where both badds team up

overall I liked it and its good super robot action

And the myserious alien is like how in Alien 1 how we see the alien ship and space demons but it hints theres a lot more to the cosmos unknown

like AVGN said. it makes you see how vast it is as only the best sci fi can

like DBGT

For Great Mazinger Vs Getter Robo 2 I want the alien ruler to come and see why they iced his emissary and launch an attack, but Kotetsu Jeeg and Groizer X join in and its a big battle. Also its a 16 bit shmup and beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where up to 4 players use Getter Robo. Great Mazinger, Kotetsu Jeeg and Groizr X to fight waves of enemys and other Dynamic Pro character inspired bosses like not Enma Kun or Not Cutey Honey or Not ShutenDoji.

A Mix-up In The Gallery Review

Note: I spell mixed up

A Mix-up In The Gallery

This is my review on A Mix-up In The Gallery from The distant future year to the evil queen Elizabeth of 109 I mean 1906(100 years b4 Transformers Season III)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort/The Merry Frolics Of Satan/Soap Bubbles/A Roadside Inn/The Hilarious Posters/The Tramp And The Mattress Makers

I never saw this but da frenchmo did good films

after a title card of french cr=p we see a photographer and his Caligari w/o coolness home

photomo has a beard like Sant Rasputin and his assistant looks like Nikola Tesla

a straight White adult same species couple comes in and talks wit beardom

Bradmo bumps Tesla who drops cr-p

Tesla walks around and BrDaedmo as couple stand in front of a White wall in defence mode

beardo goes too the camera and tesla goes behind the wall behind em to get cr=p

then a photo of a soviet b0ning a cow falls out and the wife screams and husband barfs on her

jk really as Braedo takes off the lens cap the tesla guy falls knocking over couple and wall and beardo and camera falls out the window door

tte camera falls out and I see the walls are glass windows with a city behind em

outside the cr-p falls on the as a wheel bArrel guy goes by and camera falls on a lady who knocks over a lamp post like sonic

1 guy thinks the camera with blanket on woman is a monster and sword attacks it

She charges him and stands to lift him up after he wave a White cloth like a bull fighter flag

Super Bull Fighter 64

another guy grabs her a55 and they pull to remove the cloth and camera so she punches em and spazzes out

they push her in Wheelbarrel and carry her off (was dat a woman? hard to tell w/frenchies)

the couple runs out with beardo following and they kick him down ten leave

he gets the camera to try again and trips

the end

that was fine

sora like a commercial or youtube vid

Remember Vines?

much filmed in 1 shot

nice feelings seeing him set up the camera, sorta Mr Rogers

not long

glad I saw it

For A Mix-up In The Gallery I want the camera guy beardo to be vivisecting the assistant on camera and doing photoes for science to pay or damage. Also its a 64 bit point and click game on DS and PSp where you practice surgery and autopsy on a live guy

The Tramp And The Mattress Makers Review

Note: This is not spelled right nor of commie a55 carlie chaplin

The Tramp And The Mattress Makers

This is my review on The Tramp And The Mattress Makers from the distant future year to King David of 1906(100 years b4 Transformers season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort/The Merry Frolics Of Satan/Soap Bubbles/A Roadside Inn/The Hilarious Posters

I never saw it but here we gear in rear

after title we see a place outside a building with chix stuffing a matress with I think hair

like stuffing a butt with candy

or feeding a really fat chick

the 3 workers go in and a hobo comes by and trips on stuffing

he's cold and rolls in the stuffing like a brain cripple or junkie

gov'ment came and took ma bayyyyyyyyybee!

then gets up and notices the mattress

he gets on it and starts h=mping it like a soviet b0ning a bear

jk really crawls inside it like a tapeworm in a butt

the workers emerge like a d0ng from undies and sew the mattress up like sealing an anus for a stoma guy

1 uses a big a55 needle and stabs hobo who spazzes out

they keep stabbing til he's dead and beam him to mush with hammers so no one will know

jk really they get it of the holder and hobo runs around with the mattress on him

they run away as hobo falls/gets u[ but guys come by and run in fear

Its a Yokai!

Call Enpi chan!

he goes in a bar and everyone runs out without paying

barkeep trys going to him but runs

some guys bring a cop who grabs it but falls and hobo gest out then drops the bar counter on him and puts chairs on him

then got a hammer and buss his legs

jk really he gets booze and books it after stumbling around

A title card sez God Health in 3 languages

ten hobo looking devolved with a big nose and rotting eyes has a drink

this is why we otta use selective breeding

he looks like a Tin Tin character with brain damage

I blame da booze dats slipping ou its mouth

The End

That wasn't bad

good action

A title card for once

could be a Mentos commercial

good twists

I liked it

For The Tramp And The Mattress Makers 2 I want him to be drunk and drive bu the cops catch him and e's too drunk and attacks em, so they beat him down and he's too drunk to feel pain and gets beat more. Also its a 32/64 bit fighting game on Sega Saturn, N64, ps1 and 3DO where you battle a buncha guys 1 on 1 in bad 3D.

Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey Review

Note: My spelling is public diomain

Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey

This Is My review on Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey from he distant future year to Walt Disney of 2023(When Robotech II The Seninels happened)

Its directed by openly brittish Rhys Frake-Waterfield who makes f'd up horror on kids stoeys

The opposite of Disney making kids storys off f'd up cr-p

It stars no one I saw

So this was made as Winnie TThe Pooh became Public Domain after 95 years and anyone can do Anything with it

Its independant and my anime homie Ryan was a producer or kickstarter member or w/e

critics hated it but these guys porobely liked the last of us 2

I never saw it but here comes the cream cheese!

after logos we have a storybook thing of Chriatopher Robin meeting animals in the woods then growing up to leave to be a Dr

in Winter the animals ate each other and pooh went feral for abandoning him, devolving to beast mode and swearing to not talk

years later Chris R and his gf return to the woods

she thinks he imagined em and both are openly britttish

he calls to em and finds his past place but its f'd and twisted

gf wants 2 go but he looks around

they hide under a bed as a guy looks around

after he goes they come out and its dark

a bear head guy gets her by the neck w/chains as C R can't stop him

he runs and crys but pooh returns as he asks why/we were friends/sorry

piglet comes ttoo and bring him to a cave w/the bones of the fallen

then title/credits

in therapy a chick talks to an openly female shrink who sez have a vacation

she goes to the 100 acre woods and finds an station where a guy eventually comes saying 2 miles til gas

a chick comes in and main chick leaves

then some gross britmo chix come in a place, wait 1 ins't devolved, a blonde who'd probably be b0ned

they choose rooms and in da woodz a chick calls on a cellphone then is chased by a guy

she hides in a barn and poh comes by but grabs her as she trys to leave and mashes her head on a sone wall then puts her through a wood chippero slop

like THEY do to The Unborn

in this dark but bright place a dark haired chick goes around but is the dames talking a story

1 tells her in bed and a guy was by it taking off her bra strap and she screamed

i think its therapy dame

in the barn piglet runs a bike to power lights and pooh has Chris R chained up begging/saying he had to leave

Pooh pus CRs thing in his mouth and bites it off

jk really he looks in the mirror/recalls CR saying he'd never leave/theyed be friends

Pooh busts The place up like Tommy Wiseau then Whips Chris R

Is this SM?

pooh goes to a ripped up corpse and something of water

pooh goes out a night and da chix are in da hot tub

the non gross one is alone doing selfies in a bikini and this is very widescreen and dull colored

in 1 selfie she seez pooh and dumba55edly calls to it

she turns on a light that flickers and returns to the hot tub w/closed eyed

piglet/pooh come and piglet gets a cloth on her face then both carry her off

she wakes bound/gagged and piglet has a sledge hammer/ands on her

Pooh drives a car over her head with blood/goo gushing til it pops offscreen

bada55

how'd pooh know how to drive?!

mainchick/nerd go around by the tub and find the ran over head

they go in and see pooh outside the Window

main chick tells a woman w/a son it'll be ok

they run around and getta gun i think even though soviet england hates em for being cool

See also free speech

piglet comes in and 1 girl falls he nerd so main chick lands in da swimming  pool

piglet gets poo chick with chains wait she escapes and chases her in the water

wait i think main chick was on the floor and piglet busts pool chick w/a sledge hammer with a spray

wait main chick comes in w/another and these were others

real main chick and nerd see piglet/piooh carry he bodies back

pooh eats i think honey and this gross possible chick wakes up

pooh whips her and later main chick and nerd untie her and Chris R who sez no time, go!

tthey find a girl wih a f'd face who wans revenge

k I read aids bad wikipeidea who sez pooh whips him with eeores tail and showers Chris R in his gfs blood

f=k face is horrified half her face was eated so She fires a gun to and is outta bullets like a dumba55

pooh gets her and puts honey on her as piglet eats her alive as pigs do

so the girls run from pooh and we see piglet tied in chains on a thing as a girl I think main chick smacks him like it's do anything as pigs can tank bullets

she beats on him with a sledge hammer

pooh returns and machettes in her mouth to a wall like that sterilized abridgers fat woman in Italy

2 guys looking redneck come by and don't get what they need help with

they look into it and he chicks are in their truck

the rednecks walk to pooh with weapons asking what you onto?

1 hits him with a crowbar to no effect s bears are tough

so they beat on him and a broken been bootle on his head does zippo

pooh nails 1 who runs to the car then chops off a guys hand and head stomps another

the chicks run him over but he gets on from behind and on the hood

they stop the car and he flies off but main chick wakes to see pooh carrying off nerdmo

she spazzes out on the car instead of using it and the windshield wipers smear blood

pooh gets her out and is goona end her til Chris R runs him over in a car saying f=k yooo!

poohs still not dead and walks off a car crash like bruce wilis in unbreakable

they try to escape but the car blows for no reason, maybe made in korea

pooh gets her but Chris R sez its me you want/i'll stay

pooh cuts her neck and chris R crys as she hugs him

she bites it and pooh stabs her head a lot as Crhsi R runs

then credits and images of the piglet and pooh mask

the end

that was prey cool

creative slasher

good effects

The characters kinda blended together but its a slasher and they're only there to get it

nice gore

cool music

didn't expect pooh to ice her at the end

the storybook pages at the start was cool

pretty well done

glad I saw it

for Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 I want it to be years later and Chris R has been training in Ninja skills. But Pooh has taken over england and saw is crueler o oppress em than ice em. So he has slaves he tortures for amusement and eats. Bu Chris R returns and is a big buff guy like Hulk Hogan who slices throuh the slaves and people devolved with poos dna using a cyber Katana and faces Pooh who turns into a huge tentacle yokai after being beat once. Also its a 16 bi Plaform game like Shinobi on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA.

The Hilarious Posters Review

Note: I spell PosT Toasies

The Hilarious Posters

This is my review on The Hilarious Posters from the distant futture year of Oda Nobunaga of 1906(100 years before Transformers season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabossa Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort/The Merry Frolics Of Satan/Soap Bubbles/A Roadside Inn.

I never saw this b4 bu here I go homie

after title we see posers with devolved looking alleged humans in french

at least it ain't canadian french

thats worse than brain rot

a seemingly africanized alleged human comes by with a ladder and pains i wih clear cr-p

then puts a new poser up of a chick wearing a ruffled dress like a bad ps4 cover

2 guys in has and moustaches and capes come by

after they leave the main ps4 chick poser comes alive and he poster guy/girl on it leave the poster

i think here was an Animaniacs ep of this in a video sore of he warners and vhs covers

she looks a he other posers which are moving and ge a drink from he bar add or w/e

but alcohol kills soviets more than b0ning

then has a cupcake from a marie antoinete chick

the guy his om a chick on a poster for i hink h00kers

his woman kicks him in his probably non virgin butt for being into chicks today

then has him kneel like a beta and kiss her filthy hand

main guy trys to get a food from a chef cooking but he shakes the pot to have steam fall on main guy

what a c=ck sucker

better take a dump in his pot

its french food, who would know?

a guy in the top spills plates so he main couple leave

then the hta/cloak/mopustache guy return and the postters are normal

after they go by a monopoly guy looking homo erectus comes by reading a book

then the posters alive and throw cr-p at him

he gets cape guys who are thrown cr-=p at then the posers return to posterism

the wall falls on em as women, probably into witchcraft, cheer behind a fence

are they in a zoo?

the dames dance as he capemos try to climb he fence bu trees at the op  stop em

1's caught on the gate by his belt then the wall returns

here's a hole in 1 posters a55 and he guys rip through other posters as the poser guys dance by

the end

that was not bad

good comedy and fun

nice effects

good use of multiple things on 1 screen

didn't expect the ending

pretty fun

For The Hilarious Posters 2 I want the poser people o be witches who phase through reality and fiction and wan revenge on fan artists who draw fiction in weird fetish cr-p. Also is a Mario Pain Game on DS and PSP where you draw things and make it move.

A Roadside Inn

Note: I spell rodiesan

A Roadside Inn

This is my review on A Roadside Inn rom the distant future year to caligula of 1906(100 years before Transformers Season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort/The Merry Frolics Of Satan/Soap Bubbles.

I neve saw it before but I'm going through this frenchhmo's cr-p and its usually good

after title we get a flash of a pentagram on screen as a subliminal message

theres 2 rooms and a drunk like the soviets when not b0ning stumbles around

a guy come out a door to yell at it bumping cr-p

the left side is the hall and right is  bedroom without anyone in it

so the humans throw the drunk in he bedroom and close the doo

druk mo gets undressed a bit and go to bed but the 3 guys outside seem to be waiting outside

they run as he gets ready but drunkmo goes upstairs after the human hide in their rooms

drunk mo goes upstairs with a candle and robe so the humans rush in his room

they whip out their long uncut b0ners and blast huge foamy bursts on the walls, floors and furniture

jk really they put together a fake human upper body/head on a spring wit a demony face like a clown or fallen angel offspring

they put it i the bed and 1 guy climbs on top o the bed upper area for curtains like M=Mickey's Christmas Carol and 1 hies in the closet bu not like back door barry and big parts mike

te last guy runs out and drunkmo returns but finds demon ting in bed being moved by guy on top

he swings at it but it moves around and floats so drunkmo pulls a effin gun and blows it open as pillow cr-p falls

guy in closet comes out with a cloth like a ghost or Klansman and freaks out drunk mo who falls over

the 3 guys wrap him in a white cloth and escape but ames arei the hall rom their rooms

they stop with em and drunkmo comes out so they get hi in the blanket and all heave it to throw i in the air like barfing when on your back

they he blows like a firecracker somehow and the people scatter

and no that one isn't a joke

The End

that was pretty good

i was onna say his gun goes of and kills someone

good prank video

seems to be done in 1 take

only like 4 mins

unexpected end

i assume he chugged nitro and blew

seems like a prank video on youtube or something

and drunks got it coming

For A Roadside Inn 2 I want word to get out and ow some people ae susceptible to blowing. So scientists do tests on people to try to recreate it. eventually some pop and they nerds try to figure out why. Turns out some have bad dna rom demn heritage that makes em unstable emotionally and physically and when pushed too far, it malreacts and blows em. Also its a 128 bit mini game collection on GameCube, Dreamcas, xbox and ps2 here you and oher players do mini game il 1 pops and las 1 lef wins.