Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors Review

Note: Ore Samma No Spelling Wa Muteki Da!

Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors

This is my review on Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors from the distant future year to hattori hanzo who's doing hard time in Jigoku of 1945(The year Go Nagai was born)

Its directed by Mitsuyo Seo who lived like a century and influenced Tezuka with this film

I never saw t but it Japans 1st feature length animated film and a sequel to Momotaro's Sea Eagles which I never saw

its inspired by Fantasia and the American occupiers tried to burn all copies but it survived like the Gelflings in The Dark Crystal

Its based on Momotaro the airy tale Peach Boy from Japanese Lore

after title we get text in Japenese  then title and I think credits

at a great peak in the woods is nature as animal kids walk across farmlands to go to school

the flute is wonderful and the animation is impressive in proper ll screen an god b/w

the sailors are said to return and all these animal people or jujin like in Urotsukidoi and come to greet em

they ring the Temple bell and bow and wait its the kids going to school who were sailors

they go different ways and the Jujin come to greet the monkey one

monkeys kid bro Santa comes by asking what he rode but is told sailors don't ride fighting sips

Santa guesses he rid a fighter plane and cheers boom

farmers tend the soil and the hog one Wankichi comes by to greet em, his rents

wait hes a dog

in the woods birds care for the young and eggs as the bird sailor comes by to feed some

bear sailor plays with bear toys and faints seeing 1 for a sec

mom makes him tea and Harukichi the monkey tells the young of the war

his best exp was flying a plane the 1st time as copilot or a small mission seeing villiagers smiling below him

he offers to bring em flying and sez he trained in a field with a rifle doing robotech moves

Santa goes to the river or pond with Harikici's navy hat but it keeps falling

it blown in the river by wind and flushes away

Santa goes after it as birds fly in the sky, soar up high

1 tells Harukichi Santa fell in the river

Santa goes by whirlpools as the village gathers to rescue him

Harikichi sportacus's in the water then swims as Santa heads for a waterfall

Wanichi on a cliff ties rope on a tree to bungee down and save both bothers

the town pulls em up as Santa saved the hat

I think the one that made the bear faint was Sakata no Kintoki as we see it by a bear model and the Gold Kanji on him

bear boy puts up a wind carp and Harukichis glad his brother is ok

the wind blows his hat away so Santa chases it to soft music as dandelions puff fly

then he recalls the war how 30 mins b4 a hit and is face looks devolved

then we see a beach at the sea with palm trees and rabbits in trees with binnocolars

the east sea force base has a deer moving a ribbon as a rabbit watches

cat people chop down trees for monkeys singing of working together for Japan

and elephants too, which i assume are slaves, sing of how great it is to work

better than being on blue sky tweeting about unions all day

rhinos too? they pull out the stumps

elephants hammer the ground with the stumps and rhinos poke holes in em with horns to build things

1 guy is either a long nose ape or yokai

nice, the Imperial Japan Flag

then planes come by and everyone freaks out then runs/hides

the rabbits watch n binoculars and climb a tower as big plane lands with a peach

kangaroos too? what island is this?

all the beasts run out and they sing of smething new and weird coming

Momotaro comes out a the only human  and the animals are amazed by him being great

the shin ningen and the hyaku ju

i think the sailors from the 1st part are with him and the carry the imperial flag as the animal soldiers put a lot of bags around

So Momotaro's gonna bust the soviets like in 1905 right?

the animals sing of what can the bags hold and say how soldier need food so they offer some to saruno the soldier

the army eats up from the friendly possible gaijin animals

later the animals are in an open air classroom like violence jack oav 3 and a dog with a black eye teaches Japanese

they make animal sounds instead of singing like before and seem devolved

then a bear plays harmonica as saruno weirdly face sings a song to teach sounds

this is like nick cage screaming the alphabet in that vampire movie, but as a song

then we see monkeys doing laundry on crocs as they continue the song

kangaroos hang the prisoners i mean shirts in lines deer walk with em on clotheslines between horns

monkey soldier clean guns and rhino's move barrels

1 guy is drawn by a bird but the mail comes and bear get a Chinese finger trap and 1 gets ice cream with a spring snake inside

bird gets a photo from the birds he helped before who are growing

if this was made today they'd get blown out by the enemy for a sad moment

like starship troopers-

Santa gives his big bro a letter saying he missed him

then we get guys training with sticks lie Son Wukong and a guy with a pet bird

the animals tell Momotaro the enemy is near so he sez investigate

a plane comes in wait i think its leaving

a rabit with a bayonette goes around 

then we see a bear taking off kendo gear from it being hot

Momotaro got no reports from the front as bear sweats like a hollywood producer at recess

a plane lands and 2 guys from the front tell a new force was seen with planes coming from Hiroshima

the plane that landed is all shot up and in the film developing room they process the stuff

they have a plan and Momotaro gives a speech saying remember your training and do it for the home team

tomorrow is the last page in the fight and in the AM they attack

the men prepare parachutes and Momotaro checks em

chefs make bento boxes and the planes are fueled

then in the southern sea with many small islands like stars in the sky

like fallen angels?

the middle one was the most beautiful and was ruled long ago by good king Goa who made people happy with kindness

1 day a black ship came with Invaders

wow, this predicted gaijin

the people went to the king but a White man came from the ship lookin Spanish or French(the bad guys)

he sez they're merchants wanting peaceful trade and wanna be friends

but returning to the ship each night is hard so they want some land and offer treasure like spice from perza, tobacco from egypt(they had that?)jewels from india, necklaces from siam and cotton/lamp/tea rom canton plus gold/silver

they have 1 treasure, a coin and suck up to the king

that long nosed demon is up to evil

so the gaijin put up a jolly roger flag and king asks if his promise is not what he sez

long nose gaijin has a code saying this is his lands home base and theres a battle where the gajin win and take over

man this called it with gaijin

the island once called kingdom of angels on loan from gods was enslaved

its ok, in a few generations they'll assimilate

so just put up with crime, violence and evil for a few decades, and then you die out and your descendants are used to it

so the Heroic Nippon forces get in planes and launch as animals cheer

then a song of crossing the area on strong wings and hoping to return home after a win

it stars raining and its in the plane

then the sun comes out and soldiers have bento

they launch troops at the drop a enemy's fire on em

they land an Momotaro's with em as they ditch chutes and get guns to assemble

the enemy ores on m but they use grenades an 1 turret in a mound base had its gun pulled out by a bear

in the jungle the enemy car drives by and they attack with blades but we see em scream and all and thrust blade w/o contact

these gaijin with playing cards scramble looking skinny and devolved

oh no its the bits

some are fat and they surrender to be used  for weapons theting

J k there was no 731. don't trust maruta

1 frooty leader sez he has no command over all troops so total surrender is impossible

also that rooty gaiin speaks devolve English like eurotrash

the governor has more authority a frooty booty don't but governor let by plane days ago

Momotaro takes over but frootymo only has some authority of some cr-p on devils island

Momotaro wants him to have his men secure it for em but he sez he dont command that much

So Momotaro sez surrender full control to us til govrnor returns

the leaders try to delay and bluff for time thinking their side is winning saying we'll answer by 10

Momotaro sez, No! Now! Stop Stalling

and they surrender

eat it frenchmo

the kids in the homeland playing ump and Santa lands on a chalk drawing of America

then we see Mt Fuji i think

the end

that was pretty good

nice action

good heart and wonder

well acted

Momotaro sounds like Goku or Enma Kun

nice music

good 40s style

it warns of the dangers of gaijin and how we gotta work together and keep them out to be safe

like letting feces into open wounds isn't good

nice hope and showing the devolved eurotrash facing em

like how Europe is sissy today and letting gaijin ruin em

I hope some Nippon HERO gives The Japanese a rousing speech like Android 16 and Gohan to get him to man up and end Cell as some people words can't reach, but for fighting gaijin so the Nipponjin stop putting up with em and being polite then return to Bushido and Imperial Values.

Ganbare Nippon Sama! Makenai! Jigoku Erochiro gaijin!

but this was pretty cool and well animated

shame anime went cr-ppy with modern stuff

I liked this one and it was a cool hopeful inspiration WW2 film

For Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors 2 I want modern Japan to be taken over by gaijin and Momotaro returns from being sealed in a magic peach  to lead the people to reclaim their homeland. Also its a 16 bit Srpg like Shining force but Modern Japan and on Snes, Sega Genesis, T16, Atari Jaguar an GBA where you play as a team working for Momotaro taking out gaijin lairs in the slums Japan devolved into.

Sideshow Wrestlers Review

Note: I spell like the REAL WWF, not the monkey lovers

Sideshow Wrestlers

This is my review on Sideshow Wrestlers from the distant fiture yar to Civil War Hero Nathan Bedford Forest of 1908(120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters

I never saw this b4 but it said to be of prowrestlers on back door, aids bag, candy a55, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, b0ner smoker, gender offender, banana crammer, Creator hater, soy boy, beta male queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who says the Lagarfljot Worm isnt real despite a 7-6 vote saying it is

after title we see a maid and a man in a skirt as its soviet France and thy name their boys michelle and justine and alexis and maria

this possible guy comes in with a container of cr-p come in and leaves

then a guy with towels comes in and leaves

then a chick comes in and they talk

a guy in a straw at comes in and they give him a chair as his legs e f'd

he trys waling and waves his arms to describe something and skirt man spazzzes out and i think hes describing wrestling

woman and hatmo leaves and maid talks with skirtmo but leave and return in a dress and a tux

atmo returns and thy go out

at this carnival or w/e with much drawn on the background but looking good, they meet this tall guy in a robe

he takes off his robe and this trumpet guy or tromboner plays

a tromboner uses his mouth, but a pianist has tulips on his organ

a crowd gather and they throw clothing pieces to em

they go in the building and skirtmo with a buncha guys come in

teres a rug on the floor and people in audience but only like a dozen or so

2 guys flap hands and 1 grabs the other to pin him then flip him

then they shake hands and 2 more us go in, shake hands and 1 trys to lift the other

the other is too fat but falls on him and he's crushed to a rubber floppy prob

then comes the big guy and skirtmo who's pulled around an big guy step over him

they grapple and skirtmo pins him and wins

then they celebrate him and he spazzes out all proud o his win as i guess wrestling is real

the end

that was pretty nice

the wrestling was only at the end

but the human centipede only came in at the end o the 3rd one

nice moves and good action with some unexpected things

didn't know they had prewrestling in the 00s

i never ot into wrestling but liked Hulk Hogan an randy avage

but not the rock, my grade school classmates kept quoting him

they all otta be b0ned dead

but this was pretty solid

not much happens but it ends pretty cool

glad i saw it

For Sideshow Wrestlers 2 I want a 1900s wrestling tournament wit crazy 80s style WWF cr-p but wit 1900s things and the main guy of the 1st is trying to mae it to the top. Also its a 128 bit wrestling game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, box and ps2 where you play as any of the ones from the film or create one an battle it out

The Woes Of Roller Skaters Review

Note: I used to roller skate in the 90s

The Woes Of Roller Skaters

this is my review on The Woes Of Roller Skaters from the distant future year to Thomas Jefferson o 1908(120 years beore Robotech Saon 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses

i never saw this but im doing geoges films and liked some

it starts with a chick dancing in a dining thing and doing the splits like a power ranger or jean claude

the people cheer and some are either fatties or in baggy clothes like the 00s or both

a man woman and kid roller skate around in kind of a marching band outfits

in the audience is a really fat guy who might be in an inflatable suit like deviant art guys wear to cross dress

the skater man/dame circle around like a bird about to take out its target then spin with each other

guy goes around in a circle and backwards and on 1 foot

i think the fat guy is in black face or like a clown which are derived from demons

the skaters leave and audience leaves

1 bellhop monkey boy is selling use skates and a couple ignores him

he gets another sign and an inflatable clown and a thin clown guy who are probably demon worshippers in b0ning rituals

the clown clan crew buys em and chix go by as the monkey boy is by em

in this dinner room the clowns come in and take off their hats

they put on the sates and spazz around on em like bad soccer players trying to geta penalty unlike soviet mexicoes

is that fat clown where the guy rom spawn got it from?

1 flips and kicks a tray of cr-p of this maids hands then pulls her holding a cabinet that falls

a guy dressed like a maruta gets his tray kicked off

a cabinet wall thing shelf is fallen and a table flipped

i think the cops come in to help em up or arrest em for being bevolved

they're taken out as the wall shakes

they get sent to jail to be butt hammered forever and are holding the skates in their hands

they take the skates in a pile and send em out

et the guillotine

the cops ty on the skates as they're dumba55es and outsie 2 gus are ater a 3rd then a 4th comes in and beat on 3rdmo

i think they mugged or mouth f'd him and run then the cops come out on skates and fall

is this where Inspector Gadget got it?

the beaters taunt the cops not realizing they will take of the skate and put billy clubs in the booty holes

the end

that was pretty not bad

good twists

sorta simpsons

creative ideas

people doing wha they see entrtainers do and efing oup

not a bad little ilm

and it shows why cops otta be always on duty

For The Woes Of Roller Skaters 2 I want the cops to train on sates and once good enough, go around as skate cops and beat on guys. Also its a 128 bit game on GameCube, Dreamcast, box and ps2 where you play like Tony Haw meet fighting force 64.

Love And Molasses Review

Note:: I play the card Morass Of Mortality!

Love And Molasses

This is my review on Love And Molasses rom the distant Future year to Cleopatra who was Macedonian an NOT black of 1908(101 years befoe Robotech the Maross Saga)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer

I never aw this but its sai its directed by georgre's hmie maniel based on style according to back door, candy a55, aids bag, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, Creator hater, gener offender, soy boy, beta male, booty boy, frooty booty, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who depite all hey're lies, admits chronic is ad

its also called His first job

after title we see  shop  with a gyy working for another and moving cr-p around

plus a lady at the register

a chick comes in and another chick an a possible black guy and the store o in but blac guy leaves

a guy in a hat and coat like a 19th century p-mp comes in with a kinda ratty guy who he's probably b0ning

1 worker helps and looks over the ratty guy which is kinda nice

they take off his coat and gives  him a labcoat, probably to do interbreeding experiments on man an ape like the soviets did

they get an apron on him like that truman dole cult and have him work there

the p-mp kisses his head and goes

they show him stuf and tell him stuff and shove him around

even the cash woman shoves him

he gets his irish up and spazzes arms like an italiano but kash woman shoves him on his a55

the other workers throw him around and into things and 1 sleeve is longer over his right hand

like the hiden an theme of napoleans groupe?

the workers clean up and this fat chick with big t-ts comes in so ratty guy aids her and not giving her aids like the french like doing

he gives her something and she gets b==chy cuz shes lesser evolved like a Frenchie and leaves

ratty guy offers something to another woman who get b-=chy like a frenchy and throws him down

dont take that cr-p rom those things

if someone hits you, counterpunch

if they whine "bUt iMmA GirL" let those alleged humans know "you threw the 1st punch"

don't throw a punch if you dont wanna take a punch

now i like dog the bounty hunter, but its ret-rded to say "dOnT HiT a LaDy" even if she attack you

what are you gonna do? just let her assault you?

goin Phil Hartman and his woman wastes him?

i you throw rocks at a wasp nest, dont be shocked you get stung!

so ratty guy gets a ladder and gets cr-p of the shelf but falls into a water barrel and is helped out

hi p-mp return and ratty guy's all f;d out from the abuse he had so boss kicks his butt literally and he's taken to the camera where his long nosed p-mp kisss him as he crys and spazzes out and the store people laugh at his pain

f==kin french c=ck suckers

the end

that ws well made

a thing showing ho the rench are awful

that ratty guy is probably the p-mps butt slave

living in the soviet republic of Canada i had to put up with frencheis and know they s-ck

esp the women

i know they're trying to go extinct with ending the unborn and having the gov ice the disabled and sick and sad, and having people sterilized for being mentally ill

plus they're genetic defects of tay sachs an cancer and heart issues

its like koala, smooth brained creatures that seem to be trying to o extinct

and pandas

plus much o why Canada s-cked is cuz of their law and courts and rulings and alleged people

but this movie is REAL French not the devolve canadian variant

lie brazils and Portuguese or Spaniards an mexicos

different cultures

but yeah, the movie is well done and i got a nice feeling seeing em change his outfit seeming nice

then they f'd him

its all in 1 place of this guy being dumped on by awful alleged humans

glad i saw it

nuke French Canada

the ftench in Europe kinda s-ck too

purify the protoculture

For Love And Molasses 2 I want  the ratty guy to have enough and get an exotic sword then end is p-mp who was b0nng him then go back to the shop and take out all the people who hassled him then hunt down the customers and end them as the cops and other frencheis try to stop him and he ends em. Also its an 8 bit Master Of Darkness style game on Nes and Game Boy, Master System and Game ear, T16, Atari 7800 an Lynx where you o around 1900 franch and sol the problem o the frenchies.

The Mischances Of A Photographer Review

Note: Take a chance like Yugioh ZeXaL

The Mischances Of A Photographer

This is my review on The Mischances Of A Photographer from the distant future year to Kotaro Fuma of 109 i mean 1908(120 years beore Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer

I ever saw this but his ilms are entertaining despite the demonic stuff and being openly French

despite its diability of French, it was said not to be released in soviet France at the time, according to back door, aids bag, candy a55, gender offender, wiener cleaner, frooty booty, banana crammer, b0ner smoker soy boy, beta male, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, Creator hater Wikipedia who denies FACTS and can't tell dudes from dames

after toitle we see a guy in a room posing kinda frooty

is he vogueing?

he lets i a guy and open his closet

ten more come including a devolved guy like th penguin in batman returns but happy, a ft chick, a no fat chock, a guy in a robe/hat who might be a chick

an ethnic guy comes in with a box and leaves

he motions around and as the people gather to i thin th window

the robe hermaphrodite looking like its ret=rded a bit, run out to probably get itself pregnant

frenchies are like slugs minus charisma and evolution, as both are non normally gendered

so moustache guy gives clothes for the guests to wear

then its outside and a camera man i readying a thing 4 em

they gather in costume with 2 clowns for demon worship, wait its 3, and a guy in a rennsacmce thing and chicks ressed like a Greek and a 19700s chick

possibly referencing the millennial reign from 007X AD to what THEY call 1776 as  buncha years wee faked

so photographer is nna tae the picture but adjusts the rennsance guys outfit

then robe and hat french hermaphrodite comes in and puts a hose i think in the camera

it sits down as  no one noticd that thing beig evil as the French are the bad guys

camera man coms bac and opens he camera lens but water p-sses on em

the hermaphrodite has an autism attack and dont try to hide its evil

i think it mean to be a kid but they didn't wanna get a real kid so they got a yokai thing playing it

if the French had soul they wouldn't be French

so photographer chases that devolved thing, gets sprayed with water, knocks over the probably expensve camera, and spanks his candy a55

knowing how the frencies are purvprts like the marquis de sae, he might like it.

the end

that as pretty nice

not much to it but decent

could be a mentos commercial or something

that french possible kid was all devolved looing

i like how it got a beating for its damage

next time get the whip

didn't expect 2 places to e used or filmimg

good refs to the hidden past

i can see thing eing a youtube vid by teen or something

For The Mischances Of A Photographer 2 I want the hermaphrodite youth to be the 1st of many with teens evolving into evil and causing damage. Eventually the ov cracks own on em and ha mass eecutions with awful teens guillotined in public until the crimes stop. Also its a 16  it beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where you play as cops who gotta beat down these teens and in thE enD its revealed they chose to be possessed by demons to spite their parents who they hate not letting em get tattoos and piercings and amputations.

The Indian Sorcerer Review

Note: I spell like a dark magician

The Indian Sorcerer

Ths is my review on The Indian Sorcerer rom the distant future yar to Vlad The Impaler who fought for freedom of 1908(120 years before the 2n Robotech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English

I never saw this b4 but I'm doing george's films and this is next

It starts with a jungle and stone building place with a house other buildings in the bg

this guy get a stool and not the kind from yo a55 and puts a painting on it

the man is in a dress like its soviet california in the 2020s

so he's using a harpies eater duster and a devolved gaijin busts through the painting

dressmo runs but gaijin pulls him bac and pulls of his clothes and he' in 1800s undies

wait, is dat a chick??

hard to tell with frenchies

the chicks are manly and dudes are girly

so girly man sits on a stool and gaijin looking devolved spazzes around and pulls a round think from her ear

he eats it then pull it out is ear then throws it and catches to turn it into an ostrich sized egg

then swings it and its the size of a coon

then swings it and its the size of a dog

then slams it on the ground and its the size of a midget

he spins it like a breakdancer and gets a huge stool and pus it on

then pulls a tree, taps it on the ground and its a metal thing like a bishop in chess

he makes his glasses huge by swinging em and i think its like expandin the space between atoms

h puts it on the chess piece and its a scale now

all right rangers lets bring em together

he gets a blade like boku no pico adult cloud from final fantasy 7 and cuts the egg in 2

but it had a line in it b4

he put 1 half shell on the left side and puts the stool below the right side and puts the other shell on the thing o its o the stool

he gets a cloth and waves it to summon a small box and put small white things in the right side

then puts the rest i the left and puts fuzzy carpet or wig things in the eggs

ten puts white dust in both sides I assume is nose candy like sports candy in lazy town

he takes the stool from under it and put the egg sides together

he puts the egg in the bi stool and pus a pot of possible feces under it to light on ire

tmnt III did you know in some places dung is a fuel source?

not tmnt III who cares! we wanna b0ne April b4 she gets devolved!

after ire licks it a bit and goes down for a few seconds he gets the egg and pulls it open to summon a pack of chickens

he puts the shells bac on the scale and put cloth in to balance it

but the right side ips so he puts nose candy in it

he put t together and opens it to have ethnic children in it

he leaves with em but comes back and the screen darkens

he puts the egg together an put a cloth over her but she vanishes and he opens the egg to have her in there

they bow and he runs of as the gaijin wears the egg like a shell and walks on all 4s like a turtle

cowabuna

the end

that was pretty good

nice lite magic show

the gaijin was gross and i cant tell if the main character as a man or woman or some kinda French hermaphrodite

is got goo effects and is basically a magic show

it holds my attention and i was curious on where it would go

nice effects and good moves

glad i saw this one

for The Indian Sorcerer 2 I want the mage to go on an attack on the village of Europeans and summons various pagan gain yokai demons to attack. But the Europeans use holy weapons to fight them. Also it a 16 bit beat em uo lie Night Slashers with a Slavic, a Portuguese, a Scott and a German teaming up to fight the yokai an take on the sorcerer on Sega Genesis, Snes, T16, Atari Jaguar and GBA with up to 4 players and the final boss is the sorcerer who devolves into a turtle yokai.

Project Hail Mary Review

Note: I Spell Holy

Project Hail Mary

This is my review on Project Hail Mary rom the  fistant uture year to fransisco franco of 2026(the year o transformers zon e)

its directal  by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller who did The Lego Movie

It stars Ryan Gosling from Remember the Titans/Half Nelson/Drive/The Ides of March/Blade Runner 2049/First Man/Barbie/The Fall Guy/Are You Afraid of the Dark?/Goosebumps/The Adventures of Shirley Holmes/Breaker High/Young Hercules/Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/Saturday Night Live, Sandra Hüller from nothin i saw, ait, shes in Anatomy of a FallAnatomy of a Fall, James Ortiz from nothin i saw, Lionel Boyce rom nothin i saw, Ken Leung from Rush Hour/The Family Man/A.I. Artificial Intelligence/Red Dragon/Saw/X-Men: The Last Stand/Star Wars: The Force Awakens/Law & Order/The Sopranos/The Good Wife, child sacrificing Milana Vayntrub from Lizzie McGuire/Robot Chicken, jigoku no kuso gaijin Priya Kansara from nothing Ore Samma saw, Malachi Kirby from the 2010 roots, openly Australian Liz Kingsman rom nothing ore samma saw, Mia Soteriou rom nothing i saw, Orion Lee from 2017 Justice League/Star Wars: The Last Jedi and Michelle Greenidge from Small Axe.

i never saw this before but heard its good and is base on a boo i never read

the 1s cut was almost 4 hours like an Abel Gance film but they cut it to 2 45 ish

after logos we see ryan in a bed thing from being in an induced coma and spazzing out

he falls out a bed thing and wiggles around

he finds the other people in this place is dead andhe looks like a caveman

then sees he's in space from the window

he looks around and finds a hologram area with a forest

transmission time to earth is 11 years and he sees a sun thats not ours

he thinks and recalls a probe finding something and his time as a high school teacher talking of the space dots eating the sun

he sez 2 years ago a chick found a stream of infrared liht rom the sun to venus and a probe found dot eating the sun

they got like 30 years and the sun will lose power an kids worry it'll cause half he earth to die

good thing the earth is flat and space is fake and the sun is beyond the firmament

after a montage of him doing stuff to kirss krisstoffercon music we see a woman mee young ryan about someting he wrote on the goldilocks zone being fake

no one in his field want to work with him for his standing his ground and how water isn't needed for other life

he gov wants him  and admits the suns dying

eat it you giant yellow c=ck sucker

they have the ryan in a suit looking at the light eaters and analyzes em testing thins to no effect

he finds it a small alien cell as life outside of earth

it died so they test it and find carbon, oxygen and hydrogen

its mostly water

they give of infrared lgiht when they move and hes bummed his 1 idea of lie not needing water is wrong

i mean its only this one, not any other space thing they get him for the thing as hes adamant hes right when others call him wrong an they need that

ryan trys having fun to stave of insanity being the 1 man left in this giant metal d0ng

ryan wonder why the star eaters went to venus when mercury is closer

cuz sailor venus is better than sailor mercury

after ryan and openly black agent having a fun montage in a store to get items

they make a box to check the star eaters and they get loose in the box so they make a bigger box to catch em by putting it on it

he catches the 3 but finds a 4th

they do a jet ride to an ocean thing where he meets these guys asking him quetions

they breed double in 8 days and went to Venus to breed

1 guy want 2 million but he dont know why and they give him top secret clerence to project hail mary

every star in the area is infected so they're sending a guy to that star and the start eater or astrophage is the fuel

theres not enuff fuel for a round trip so the guys sent bite it as kamikaze

its a longshot or Hail Mary play as if they dont they go mad max and eat each other

they get sent in a light speed rescue in comas there an only need a pilot, engineer an scienctist

is this a ritual sacrifice?

he goes over he bodies and dont remember em

i think 1 is a soviet

imagine if he snapped and started b0ning the bodies?

he dumps em out in space to drift forever and not rot when he could edit em in to puppets and talk to em as he other him

they get to the tau star lie in sailor moon S and the ship stops as gravity ends

he looks at the sun like EVERYone did during the eclipse

then a massive space craft comes by an its like made of gold pipes

he drives around it and thinks somethings heading so sez shields up but theres none

its a small metal thing that does zip so he does a space walk and goes to it

he bounces around on a rope  and grabs a thing but drops it

he gets it back and try opening it in the lab

he uses a centrifuge to spin the ship so he fakes gravity

i dont think thats how it works

the item is solid Zenon and he opens it to in its got foreign cr-p

he puts it in containment unit and a thing springs out with spheres on sticks and its a star map of its home far away

he edits it to show his home as you can totally trust this stranger

he puts ropes around the base to crawl over it and sends it back then they have long hard poles link to ryans ship and a tube connect like g1 transformers

he goes through the tube like a long thin b0ner and a tentacle thing jumps by the window

he jumps back but returns and sees a hand holding a tou like him and 1 like his ship

they cant communicate from dierent languages but he seems to think its wants him in his ship

he goes back and the weener tube unlinks and he does stu and it relinks

he gets suited up and opens the airlock to get blasted bak

he goes through the b0ner canal and its some kinda plastic thing

he made a ship like his outta ramen

he creature comes down looking like a yokai

it jumps on the glass, they scream, he hits glass with wrench, sez sorry

they mimic each other and he chex it out to see its got no face like that yokai

they tap glass but he sees its pointing

it gives him a item with jewels in an infiniy loop and wants him to take of his helmet

he sees its 2 things of 8 and O2 so its oxygen

he takes of his helmet adn it giggles

he check something and sees they both had to save their planets

he trys communicating with math and sends a tape measure but its hot in his side

he finds it sees with echolocation and makes a clock with embossed numbers

yokai shows him its clock of a tall thing with spinning things

he gets a microphone and shows a clock and they go ac and both to learn languagge

they get 250 words and their atmospheres would kill each other but he uses Zenon solids and is an engineer

he gets a program to translate the sounds and they are the last survivors

he teaches fist bump andets an ai voice to translate

ryan wants to sleep but yokai thinks he dead as his crew did that and didn't wake up

they watch each other sleep and cant get up if theres danger so they need homies to keep em safe

in flashback hey have a suicide option to go to h-ll on their own terms

1 test ryan used a small bit of astrophage to melt a ton of metal

ryan dont think hes brave but is told he needs 1 to be brave for

yokai comes in a sphere and roughs things up asking questions

he has a rough room mate who gets on his nerves and eats with his a55 

the yokai dont know of radiation but the astrophage by yokais shop saved him from it

yokai comes up with orbiting the planet which ryan didn't think of to see why astrophage dont eat the star

ryan shows him holograms like star trek of earth and hows it see if its echolocation?

yokai misses his lover of over 100 years and ryan had 1 who left him as he wasn't realistic and went with mark

you are tear ing me a part li sa

in flash bac he talks with gov woman of her german youth choir and the mission

after a song they do a light thing with comic thing

they name the planet adrien as the yokais called rocky and its after yokais lover

they test things and see its  the same coming and going  so its not reproducing or leaving the planet

he sees theres bacriera on it and yokai sees its life on the planet that eats astrphrage 

yokai wants to use a chain to scoop up atmpsphere and if they get too close the ship rips up

yokai finds ryan isn't gonna make it as theres a 1 way trip and not enough fuel to return

hes ok with biting it but yokai is upset and sees he's a hero 

he offers enough astrophage to get ryan home at the cost of him getting home 6 years later

ryan crys for the kindness of his last friend as yokai didn' wanna have ryan bite it like his crew

that got me to tear up a bit

this is a good film

plus a pro life message of sacrificing convenience or saving a life

in a flashback a thing blew on the sea base

in the now the ships try harvesting the planet spores like the zentraedi taking the invid lower of life

the sky is on fire like skyire on transformers and yugioh 5DS

he rope the sphere with the cr-p but goes out to get it hanging o the ship

gravity's tear ing in the ship a part lisa

they get out and h planet has green light aurora like the north pole at the kingdom

the ship falls an they poop out the uel tanks to escape

ryans out cold so yokai breaks outta the glass thing and saves him by hitting the controls of the machine to save him

the blowing was misunderestimation how much atrophage, which sees like protoculture in robotech, and it as too much and blew the place

they want ryan to do the mission but he dont wanna an they need an astrophage expert

he dont wanna go on a suicide mission but they say if he dont die there he'd die in 30 years when the sun burns

ryan wakes up an ins the yokai dying as it can't handle our air

he tied to revive him but it dont work and yokai sent 1 last message, save earth, save my world

he trys the space thing hat ends the astrophage

he calls it tauamoeba that dies in nitrogen so he used the zenonite tanks to breed a nitrogen resistant tauamoeba

he cant get the stf to yokais home land as he dont know how and needs yokai to wake up

later yokai revives and is better after sacrificing himself to save him and it very biblical

he hugs his home boy rom outer space and shows he got the cr-p one

he makes him a triangle hat lie how THE have things

yokai gets a model of earth and shows ryan his ship as ryan is in a crystl suit like robotech ii the sentinels with spheris

the ship has sun and gem and string and neon

in a flashbach ryan sez he cant do it and german gov chick sez 1/4th of earth will bite it i he dont and more like double as nations wont work togther

she has him forcily comaed to be shanghaied on against his will

thats big gov, sacriicing people and doing thing with out consent

like billy c and joey b

b4 he goes yokai sez ryan is bravest human he met and only one

yokai dont have a word for good bye and have a dance for that

ryan gives him a thumbs down as he thinks thats good and in roman times thumbs down meant spare him

then we see a flashback to how, wait, the now the zenonite was eaten through by the amoebas so it'll eat though yoakis ship and he'd die horrible

so he sends the cure to earth who dont want him and goes bac to save his yokai homie

wait it was a flashback and the astrphage blew and iced his crew

so he saves yokai and sends the cure to earth and logs of yokai

they beat the astrophage and rya is in a fake earth with his yokai homie in a clear suit to live with him

he's knows the yokai language and yokai got subs

so now they are rebuilding the hail mary to get him home and he's teaching yokai kids through the glas walls

the end

that was quite good

lite but with good heart

i almost cried when his yokai homie revealed he can survive

didn't expect the gov to shanghai him and i hear in the book the german chick was given total immunity from all govs to do whatever she wants to save the world

thas too much power

imagine if cuz they sent him to die, if ryan sent earth a batch of microbes that udnt work and let them all die?

the puppet effects were great and its a cool tyle

it as mostly a yokai puppet with the puppeteer edited out

good bible refs and themes an its a mostly lite movie with good heart

plus some robotech stuff like alien fuel

its pretty tame with a few pg things and some minor swears but The Simpsons is worse

it got pg13 but thats a bit much or this

ryans a good actor in this and the space yokai is pretty well done

glad i saw this, it as a quality film and has hope and joy

Also it takes place in the itant uure year o 2032, around the time o the 3rd Robotech War+

For Project Hail Mary 2 I want ryan to return to earh but find the woman ho sent him has taken over an ules with an iron fist. also the astrophage is by a cosmic evil empire that is weak to light and trying to wipe out the suns for eternal darkness. they send ships to desroy the suns but the yokai planet sends orces to both liberate earth from the woman, an they use the erath weapons power by astophage to fight the darkness empire. Also its a 128 bit Srpg on dreamcast, gamecube, xbox and ps2 in a 3D plane of different levels on a grid like a cube to move starships around to battle the empire an te 1st part is ighting the human empire to free t.