The Cord Of Life Review

Note: I spell aCcORD ind tp my own Nindo

The Cord Of Life

This is my review on The Cord Of Life rom the ditant uture year to Thomas Jefferson of 1090 I mean 1909(120 years before the 2nd Robotech War)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Sk ies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An Awful Moment/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats

It stars Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Where The Breakers Roar/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats, Marion Leonard (Like Anatole?)from The Gibson Goddess/An Awful Moment, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An awful Moment/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/An Awful Moment//Those Awful Hats, Dorothy Bernard from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/The House of Darkness/An Awful Moment, Clara T. Bracy from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia, John R. Cumpson(sounds like p0rn0) from Romance of a Jewess/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats, Charles K. French from nothing I saw, Charles Gorman from Under Burning Skies/The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/Father Gets In The Game/An Awful Moment, Guy Hedlund from The Romance Of A jewess, Anita Hendrie from nothing I saw, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/The Black Viper/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats, Adolph Lestina from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Burglar's Dilemma/Orphans of the Storm, David Miles from The Cricket on the Hearth from 1909, Gertrude Robinson from The Gibson Goddess/Judith of Bethulia,/An Awful Moment/Those Awful Hats, Mack Sennett from a lot, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An Awful Moment and Dorothy West from An Awful Moment/Those Awful Hats.

I never saw this before but Its Griffith so imma try it

After title theres a sop with people outside it

they go and a smoker comes in

in this place is ladies waling around and a beard smoker, no b0ner smoker reading the paper

they got Little Nemo?

so this had guy confrnots him an main smoker goe byem

he goes in tis door to a fam and gets all italiano with wavy hands  at this dad

da italianizes too and smakcs him down then throws him out

smoker is p-ssed and pulls out a gun then goes in and wastes the a, mom and newborn

jk really he leaves as the fam is happy and dad goes out

smoker comes bac all italiano and hies beind da wo walks on with a cop, aka, the good guy

smoker italianly shaes his fist, maybe irish lie the thing he;'s getting up, and goes in

mom and a lady in black are home and mom moves the crib around

they lave and smoker goes in  and gets all iris Italian but rabs the kid, ties up its legs and opens a window

he throw it out the window an we see it slam on the pavement as the dad spazzes out lie a 1900s actor

jk really he trys utting a bucket in a rope in the window but the widow dont hol the rops

he puts the id in a bucket and ties the rope and closes it the spazzes around a bit and goes

dad walks with cop whos got a big moutachea and goes n his own wayas i tinksmoker follows dad

ohh hes got a knife! this ust went Mexican!

more like brtish as in soviet England, gain shank humans and brits

so in the woos smoker attacks but dad overpowers him

cop comes by and breaks the grappling up but smoker says stuff w/o intertitles  and spazzes his hands like he's deaf

dad attacks and strangles him but cop stops ad who runs off

dad goes over this rocky thing that was probably a building in Olde Worlde Millennial Reign before THEY buste it

mom comes home and nearly open the window for a cloth to dry

lady in black comes by and they talk but she leaves

das rushing home and cops try to stop im but heruns past em and they chase

wife mom cooks cr-p an burns it but i gonna open the window

dad stops her and comes come in so ad explains

ad opens the top window an the cops give him a boost as mom prays

he reaches for it but it falls and he looks shocked, spazzing out, then falling to his end

jk really he pulls it up and gets his id to bring in

the cops leave and the family is happy te end

the end

tat was pretty good

kinda over the top acts he's been traininging

but over the top comes rom WW1 which was half a decade later

good twists

nice action

the happy ending was positive

dads a bada55 taking on that maniac

good pure love with the fam

glad I saw it

Grifith didf well on this

For The Cord Of Life 2 I want the smoker to return from jail after working out and getting buf so he returns to take n the dad. He bats through guys to get to him but in the en, Da reveals he was training too and beats him. Also its a 16 bit 2D fighting game on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari aguar and GBA.

Whimsical Illusions Review

Note: I spell winsical

Whimsical Illusions

This is my review on Whimsical Illusions rom the distant future year to Miyamoto Musashi of 1909(120 years efore Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows

people thought it no longer existed but they found a copy and its colored by hand painting each frame

i never saw this before but his works are usually entertaining but have occult refs

like Go Nagai but not as zany or over the top or sexy

after title and names we get this classic style place like the marquis de sae or layfayette would have

wigs of 80s hair and tall rooms that TOTALLY were for 5'5 people NOT giants, and fancy designs made TOTALLY without tech but some horse and buggy guy poking it with a stick

White hair and dark hair guys bin out a stand box thing and put a lamp on it then load big cards in the lamp

dar hair goes on the box tan square w/e and waves his hands and the card floats up and flys around

is he using ki?

he grabs the card, comes down, throws it and caches it

ten fakes throwing it bit its hind his back

he gets on the gold box, ki lifts noter card and comes down

the box ha exgravings on it that look like some kinda ritual thing

he turns the card into a paper i mean cloth and waves it around

then pulls out a lamp from it and White hair hangs it up

then does the same for a bee hive looking thing

then pulls out a stool an a potted plant from it

is this some kinda interdimensional pocket plank scale thing?

he gets another stoll and pulls a plant outta White hair assistants a55

he takes the cards out the holder and assistant puts holder away as he puts cards on the table

then they put a big gold box like saint seiya used or gold clothes and its got design and images engraved on it

he puts it on e stand and opens it thn gets in, leaves and closes it

when e opens it a fake bat coms out like a demon from h-ll

he catches it and it turn to clothes he throws on the ground then throws in the box

thy lift th box n a pagan looing guy in a rope with  beard and hat like a bad guy in the Bible comes out floating then lands

he looks like a cave man gaijin

he starts b0ning dark haired guy as Whites haire guy pills out a soviet era gun and blows his own head off

jk really he walks around a bit an dark haired magician pills of his robe to show a skeleton that sits on the stand box stool thing and dances spazzing

dd they use a real skeleton?

was that a man once like Cobra Commander?

darko picks up the body/head and it turns to a metal bust of a guy then grabs 1 plant and turns it to a cloth and summons a pedestal

White hair puts the bust on it as darko puts the skeleton limbs in the gold box, closes it, opens it and pulls out a Santa Robe and hat

he puts em on the but/pedastal and it turns to Santa not the Dragon Pink guy but Claus

he throws his hat at dark haire who beats him down with a big hammer then pulls the bee hive and turns it to a cloth

they put it on the floor and put the santa parts on it, then wrap it up and throw it

is he summoning em or creating artificial life?

they throw they items up ad they vanish  then brng out a stone looking thing like an altar for tribute and put pieces of a statue on it together

it turns to i think a gaijin or maruta woman and he has her sit as the men gotta wor cuz women can't take it

they move the altar off and get a big black thing like a comb or throne

then it vanishes and they open the box where the chic was and shes in it and he pulls her up

he throws the White haired chaos max dragon assistant into her and he vanishes then picks her up and shes gone

he goes in the box and closes it thencomes out rom the side of the screen with chic and assistant and they hold hands and bow

the end

that was pretty cool

like a magic show but edited

no title cards but it dont need em

stuff in here would be used by later guys like Buster Keaton in that Haunted House thing with the guy coming apart and put together or w/e

not really a story, just entertainment

its a nice 5 min show and has some good bits to it

glad i saw it

For Whimsical Illusions 2 I want him to accidentually summon a demon wo slugs him out and escapes, now he has to use magic to beat the pieces of the demon it detatched and collect em to send it back. Also its an 8 bit game like Spellcaster on Master System(Kujaku Oh/Spirit Warrior/Peacock King) on Nes, GB, Master System, Game Gear, Tg16, Atari 780 and Lynx where you go around rom place to place and solve puzzles and go through areas using magic things.

California Crisis Review

Not: I spell etter than califoria commies

California Crisis

This is my review on California Crisis from the distant future year to Shiro Ishii Sama of 1986(The year we almost got Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directe by Mizuho Nishikubo who did Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei/Zillion: Burning Night

It stars Miina Tominaga from Astro Boy 2003/Detective Conan/DNA2/Fist of the North Star 2/Fist of the North Star: Legend of Kenshiro/Hanappe Bazooka/Maya the Bee/Megazone 23/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yoshito Yasuhara from Mega Man ZX Advent/Fist of the North Star/Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal II/Zatch Bell, Kaneto Shiozawa from Tales of Phantasia/Battle Arena Toshinden OAV/Cyber City Oedo 808/Digimon/Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Half/Fist of the North Star the 80s movie/Fist of the North Star/Fist of the North Star 2/M.D. Geist II - Death Force/Megazone 23-/Megazone 23 Part II/Monster Rancher/Ninja Resurrection/Sailor Moon R/Saint Seiya/Slayers Gorgeous/Slayers Great/Slayers: The Book of Spells/Street Fighter II V/Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie/Superbook/Transformers: Super God Masterforce/Transformers: Zone/Escaflowne/Voogie's Angel/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!/Zillion: Burning Night, Kosei Tomita from The Abashiri Family OAV/Astro Boy 1980/Astro Boy 2003/Cutie Honey/Cutie Honey Universe/-Devilman/Digimon Adventure 02/Getter Robo/CB Chara Go Nagai World/Mazinger Z/Mazinger Z Vs. Devilman/MazinKaiser/New Cutey Honey/One-Million Year Trip: Bander Book/Pokémon/Pokémon Generations, Masaharu Sato from Bakugan Battle Brawlers/BAOH/Barefoot Gen/Bleach/D.I.C.E./The Demonic Beast Front/Digimon Fusion/Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei/Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods/Dragon Ball Z: Broly - The Legendary Super Saiyan/Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge/Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F'/Dragon Ball Z: The Tree of Might/Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture/Fist of the North Star 80s movie/Fist of the North Star/Fist of the North Star 2/Genesis Climber Mospeada/Idaten Jump/Inuyasha/Little Nemo - Adventures in Slumberland/Macross Plus/Pokémon/Pokémon Advance/Saint Seiya/Slayers - The Motion Picture/The Super Dimension Fortress Macross/Transformers: Super God Masterforce/Transformers: The Headmasters/Transformers: Victory/Ultimate Muscle/A Wind Named Amnesia, Michitaka Kobayashi from Mega Man ZX/Akira/Astro Boy 1980/Black Lion/Digimon Fusion/Dragon Ball/Fist of the North Star 80s movie/Fist of the North Star/Fist of the North Star 2/M.D. Geist/Sailor Moon/Samurai Pizza Cats/Transformers: The Headmasters/+Wanna-Be's/Dragon Half, Rumiko Ukai from Call Me Tonight/Sailor Moon, Ryūnosuke Obayashi from Fist of the North Star/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/The Super Dimension Fortress Macross: Do You Remember Love?/+Wanna-Be's/DNA2/Inuyasha/Jungle de Ikou!/The Super Dimension Fortress Macross, Shinya Otaki from BAOH/The Demonic Beast Front/Fullmetal Alchemist/Mad Bull 34/Mobile Fighter G Gundam/Mobile Suit Gundam Wing/Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz/Riki-Oh 2: Horobi no Ko/Vampire Hunter D/Astro Boy 1980/Genesis Climber Mospeada/M.D. Geist/Superbook and Yuji Fujishiro from nothin I saw.

I saw this before and even abridged it but its not on back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, soy boy, eta make, b0ner sm0ker, Creator hater, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung u ased on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wikipedia when I'm reviewing it

after a cg logo ts soviet sandeiego at 4 38 am and at the Borer Line Bar a blonde American Alpha Male talks with another blone ude of a  ball game he won in high school then got drun, ought and went to Jail

that was 10 years ago, or in the years before jimmy carter was ruining America

they go over their team maes paths, fly is a banker, waxer's a ry cleaner, and this guy works at his wifes cafe

main guy is Noera and has a job in L A while Mtt moved to soviet new York and Jack is in the air force

bartender is Leroy and a dad but Noera hears something

At Edwards airforce base, like TR from Robotech, which is a real place i think, jets go out

Noera's gonna drun drive like Rodney king s there' no one on the road but sees something in the sky and thinks he's too drunk

in the desert where an ancient thing burned the land long ago, a thing crashes

then title to a catchy 80s song

the animation is rally colorful and stylized

like a pastel commercial with light and shadow with soft hues

its really nice and in color and proper full screen

there's a lot of copyrighted logos which ads to it and it looks really upbeat and sunny

in this 80s montage we see Noera have a shower, a blone in shades on a motorcycle and a silver hair guy in shades in a desert in a truck

then its san diego 10 16 am

Noera rives his ferarri mustangan listens to the raido hosts talk of an alleged meteor in pine valley 63 feet an36 tons

good thing its not in metric, that system s=cked

THEY say its raido active and seale the area

As I'm sure the gov don't lie

If the gov was lying they'd be honest enough to tell us

A blone on a motorcycle in shaes drives y wanting to know how far to L A and hes sez 1900 miles

so 1 hour

then huge trucs go by and guys in vans attac em with a bazooka so 1 goes over the cliff and the car/bike follows

she gets smething from the truc and escapes in the guys car as guys from vans fire on em

the truck blows as van guys near it as silver hairsez if Thomas din't escape, he's in pieces and they return to base

In a burger place Noera eats with blonde and her bike got ruined

She has a box from the truck and wants to sell it to buy a new bike

Noera sez he'd give it to the cops and they argue til it falls and a sphere comes out

they grab it and see a vision of a place ut no one lse in there did

she sees a picture on the wall thar looks like it and is told its death valley, or the valley of doom in the tv version

she wants to bring it there but he has work and se sez thers something going on like mafia or spies and guys are wantin to ris life for it

she ez its like close encpunters of the 3rd kind by Spielberg and she saw a Ufo today

anyone can do his wor but he's needed for tis

some guys rom the vans come for em and pull guns so they ump out the window but don't get cut by glass

at Edwards Base 1 18 pm slver the haired guy sez to Kane that Truc 2 got it

Then a car chase with Noera and chic trying to escape the van guys

Se don't like the cops and he on't which is suspect as they are usually the god guys

She throws cr-p from the car to take 1 van out and he rives aroun like Road Blaster on Sega CD

the cops join in and there's a pile up going through an intersection that taes out 5/7 of em

they race a train and get past it so the van guys can't follow then the cops plow into em and the van's busted by the trin

at 5 14 pm Edwards base 1 guy sez things are top secret and silver the hair goes to the city for fun

In orange county Noera wants to go of without her as he don't wanna get iced

she sez it was fun and he goes to call his company at a pay phone as cellphones didnt ruin things

he lost the job anhas her and her big pofy cat get out then he rives off

then stops as a jeep drves to captain Cain and sez the men in the van are rom th soviet union and theres a guy and a girl who have it  so he sez catch en

Noera goes bac and gets her as guys are after em and she sez she's Marsha and he sez his name

the radio sez accienrts were diver fatigue and the crazy guy who busted orange county was arested

his car breaks down and thet walk but he didmnt pay of the loan yet so he leaes it or the car fetish guys to b0ne

at L A 8 51 pm they go through the niht city zone as nice 80s music plays and theres a lot of neon

it looks great

in real life theres probably a lot of crime

they go by Stallone in Rocky at a theatre and Hard Rock Cafe and guys mooning em

then a band plays a really funky 80s song as guys with knifes and guns attack but Noera an Marha tae em on

Great lighting an bright lit background with silhouettes of the bad an lightings on em

and a Hamburgu stand

1 guy has a moustache and looks like he's got hiv

theheroes escape to Rockin Bird bar an the band is playing there

they have drinks an thin how they're chase by USA an USSR ut ses happy to e in california

Noera seez the guy ancing is Jack Varo, his b all homie an Silver the hair guy

he recognize hi ancing and Jac sez he amires j fk  or iving America Hope

Noera likes a guy who gave him cookies

Jac was a prodigy who joined the aur force an Noera got fired cuz of Marha

Jac thins they're butt buddys but he sez no but Jac sez its no shame as he b0ne a lot in high chool

they party'ed in hig chool an toays  is great to him

then a guy comes and sez something so he had to go an Noera sez Leroy has a cae an tells him its name

at nighr he carrys her as hes American and blone an can o anything

they stop by a motel and he gets undressed an ofers to b0ne

he don't consent and she has a shower ofscreen for some reason

she's probaly sweaty and smelly from the california heat

he looks at the sphere an she comes out aying tomorrow is death valley and falls asleep

he goes to shower and a chopper with jac talks of Space Mind that only captain cain knows whats up with it

the next ay this car salesman offers a car in 24 payments total 1200$

Marsha sez tae 100$ off for risty truc bed, worn tires, bad springs, but thers more so she has it for 900$

he oes it an alesman punches a winshiel that shatters

they rive out in a blue picup truk andcountry music plays

they stop by a gas sation an hace Coke  not Coke Lite an is 3-4 hours to eath valley

they rive in the mad max/houto no en/violence jac wastlan an in ewars base 12 45 pm

huge building an a fence an nasa an she thins its the udo

then a jeep with cain cmes and he books it as he's chased an cain pulls a gun like vs abel

theres a chase a cain jumps in the truc but a bump sens him fling as the jeep crashes

by a roc they  have cain at gunpoint an he sez he wants bac what they stole

cain sez noera can't ice someone but offers to buy it or 10 000 Atk i mean $

Marsh ont wanna o it ad cain ez what good will a Space Mind o you

he sees they now nothing of it and a chopper comes by ut in't mae a soun til its right over em

he attacks her an she drops it but the cat gets him an Noera beats him out with the gun

they boo it in the jeep as 3 choppers follow em to death valle and open fire busting the truc more and more but not hitting emn

he ires on a chopper with a han gun like it'll do anything as this isn't Contra  an Cain is in a choppr somehow shredding it with gunfire

Noera jumps the truc somehow an taes own a chopper

they go over rough roc in death valley but cain caught the truc with his chopper leg an rops em

they rive throuha canyon an cain's chopper blades wreck on the alls so itgoes own and blows

but he got out

Jac in the last chopper fires on em lookin like D-D in Roctech the Movie

the truck is a frame an they still took no hits like George Washington an they go over a cliff into a water

he truys to save her but she hols the sphere an sinks

they the sphere activats aits like The Secret O NIHM or Transformers Te Movie and it glows and brings em up with a Rainbow

the sphere is empty an roken an glass and they lo at it

he puts is arm on er souler and we hear the chopper nearing  as it zooms out an fades to lac

then credits to a positive 80s summer song Streets Are Hot

and like 2/5ths the wors are random english

the end

that was fun

good lite positive sunny upbeat 80s

a love letter to America

great music and the artstyle is nice

the voicing is good and its got a good design to it

it don't explain much, but thats part of the mystery

its cool an smooth and has life and heart

glad I saw it

For California Crisis 2 I want it to be in the 90s am Marha marrie Norera an they have a blonde kid. But the id has psychic powers from his rents irradiate by the space mind. Also the aliens come to earth loing or their space mind and the am trys to escape em but in the en, ins they only wante to now what happene for the records. Also its an 8 bit game on Nes, GB, Master System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you rive various vehicles like Outtun to eat the time as thats when the space crat arrives.

The Sea Ghost Review

Note: I pell ea worthy

The Sea Ghost

This is my review on The Sea Ghost from the distant future year to Rasputin of 1931(100 years before the 3rd Robotech Wa)

Its directed by William Nigh, not back door bill nye, who did Mr. Wu/Black Dragons

It stars Alan Hale Sr. from The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 1921/The Adventures of Robin Hood/Algiers/The Man in the Iron Mask 1939/1940/Santa Fe Trail 1940/Adventures of Don Juan 1948, Clarence Wilson from The Penalty 1920/The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1923/Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans/Uncle Tom's Cabin 1927/20,000 Years in Sing Sing/Son of Kong/The Count of Monte Cristo 1934/A Star Is Born 1937/Son of Frankenstein, Claud Allister from The Private Life of Henry VIII/The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, Laura La Plante from The Cat and the Canary 1927, Peter Erkelenz from nothing I saw, Jack Richardson from Son of Kong/The Adventures of Robin Hood an 1 guy not on bac door, aids bag, gender offender, frooty booty, wiener cleaner, b0ner smoker, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, soy boy, beta male, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipeia wo denies the hatians ate cats despite a video of it .

I never a this but its called U 67 in some runs

After logo, title and credits we get text saying submarines were deadly in ww1 and this ilm show em in real wartime conditions

then footage of guys on a ship doing cr-p

this looks like battleship Potemkin

so i think this is WW1 footage and there's ships battling

1 ship goes under. is thi a snuff film? is watching this the same as killing real people?

so the ss alatania goes rom new orleans to soviet England Plymouth

i think a sub i watching or it is a sub and surfaces

torpedoes are fired and blow a boat that sinks

after the alatania sinks i think, alan hale is on trial for rescuing people instea of going after the enemy but didn't rescue anyone and stayed bac a bit

alan shakes a guys hand the brass writes on paper and hands it in to decide he's guilty and he's relieve of duty

then in new orleens 1925 hes working on a ship yard

at an attourny's place he meets a new diver who he's ordered to take on and attourny wont say why or what he's looking or

btw this is rally early talkie with tat crackly auio n low im qulity i like

at a bar attrourny goesto a bac room and tells a chick he sent the guy and se ont trust him unlike everyone else

he wants her to not ave to work and she'd get her inheritance so he' not ave o work and can make her happy

he puts his hands on her a and she wigs out

at the docs a frooty britmo comes by and finds his ship left

he sees he knows alan from b4 and wants to join him for adventure

1 rough guy is b--cy to britmo so britmo gives him is flask and he cheers up

britmo studies marine law and tried to help him b4

they go out and find the spot to dive s britmo i amazed by the tech

ait til you see alexander the greats sub and air crafts as said by roger bacon

so diver has a phone in his helmet and goes in a diving suit

i summon Deep Diver in defence mode!

they lower diver on a platform on cables and theres 2 guys in it

they go around on the sea floor and its dark

they find the ship and go aboard

all the while brit mo is making comments

im not sure if this is real undersea footage or faked like the moon landing

the ship lowers things and they send up a thing in a box back

they bring bac the divers on a platform and get em outta the equipment

aln gets the safe brought to his cabin and invites ludvig

hope they dont b0ne

rough guy tried opening it but alan comes in and sez get below

wait its brit mo whos with em and diver comes in and hes captain Ludwig wo was of that ship they salvaged i think

wait hes the guy who sank it and it cost alan his military thing

he might wanna ice ludvid diver wo sez he was following orders so alan ha him imprisiooned

alan and brit mo go at e box and it goes to atourny and blonde gf talking of worry of theship thing and he sez he has his fortune

she sez theres 1 handicap and he sez if she lost her inheriotance she got him as a butt budy

alan comes in, slams hin down to stop him from using a gun and sezhe has business with her uncles will saying 1 sez she gets it all the other sez her cousin does

she sez her uncle went down with her uncle but he reveals uncle might never have sailed

attourny sez he hired alan and they go to a room where alan has the papers but wont let attrouryny have em as atrouny and his woman ruth were gonna steal her inheritance

britmo comes in and attourny pulls a gun so alan being alpha gras it and ivs it to britmo wo makes attrouny sit at gunpoint

alan comes to blonde and smokes as he reveals attrouny and her cousin bruce, not ruth, i misheard it, unless attourny is b0ning him like bad law and order

so bruce/attourny were gonna get uncle to make a new will to give them the money not her

the new will wasn't signed or was and he sez if she signs with him 50/50 he' et her have it, or he could team with attourny

she asks why let me in and he sez its more entrtaining cuz women double cross guys

they hear a gunshot and she sez se plays alone ad he rips the paper to give her half

she has no lace to hie it so he puts it in her top by her blonde t-ts

attourney sez britmo had an accidental discharge and got hurt but goes for alan and he stops attrouny and both go bac in

blonde sez it may be a trap but he sees shes worried for im

he carrys attourny whos got a gun and comes to see diver ludvid wo ont tae the shot at him

ludvig sez its attrounys idea and he wouldn't fire then alan has attrouny untie bit mo wo smacks his head and sees hes got a wig as ludvig and alan laugh at his disability

attrouny is with i thin rough guy who e offers 500 to tae care of captain

it might only be a beardo, im not sure

also comes in as beardo hides asing where is this this guy and who

attrouny sez the safe papers belong to him and asks if both wills were signed but alan wont say

alan sez if the boy isn't oun they got 7 years before the estate is settled

alan sz both wills were signed and attrouny sez show him and he' go in on it

alan sees bruce was on the sip and attrouny sez he wet to sign the will a hed get a guy to fake being vbruce to get it

lan seez the esctate is with the girl the whole time will or no will and if he sees attrouny talking to girl he's treat hi like a snake

history of the world part 1; they put a live snake up yo a55!

alan goes and beardo sez when he hits captain he' not get up and sees the estate is worth 1 mioollion and wants a part so attrouny sez he' have it if he gets men to come to the marine cafe tonight

in there alan look in blines and smokes as blone gets on a dress and songs play

she comes out and sez he dont trust women and she sees he was wronged by em

he admits he watched her dress and shes got the paper and she slaps him or checking her out and liking her bod

he comes in and holds her on the wall as he b0nes her in the a55

JK thats American history X

really he comes in and she sez she dont permit men here lie its the lay's room and booty boys wanna poop there

he sez he'd tear up his paper and she sez do it

she goes to the phone and he sez he'd prove he's immune to women trix and smooches her saiying "that means nothing"

then more smooching and he sez back to business but she wants him to go

the door knocks and she sez its her boy guard and he cant beat him

i thin its ludvig and she has him bring her ownstairs

wait i tink this is er big a55 house with  long shot of her walking around it

wait i thin its the cafe n thet have a seat at the table where se asks who are u

he sez hes a rien empluye to chec the wreck

alan comes down and britmp coms by and they have a table

ludvig sez he was pai in avance but dont want her nor her fortune

he sez he said a prayer when on the seafloor and shows her a paper

britmo asks if alans into blonde and a lawyer wants marriage or divorce fees

thats evil, those lawyres otta be cooked and fed to their victims

she asks if ludvigs lying but e sez she had parasites after her all her life and likes her

lan goes to em and some guys get ready to get rid of enemies

as alan goes to a bac room withludvig, 2 guys grab and beat out alan as ludvig esapes

blone tries to ecape but guys grab eran gag her

britmo comes by and hears from a guy THEY got her and finds alan to bring him out

why not waste him?

a big a55 boat leaves and on a motorboat which i didn't now they had in the 30s, alan/brotmo go ater blone called evelyn like my cool 90s aunt

they get to the boat and alan beats through guys as britmo ets beat easy

its like The Tick and Arthur

Alans thrown overboar but brotmo thros him a life ring on a rope

attourny has evelyn and hes not into her money now and is probably gonna b0ne her to befoul her bloodline with his bad dna so her ecenants will be devolved

se sez she has the will and when hes on her saying "give me it" i thin ludvig comes in and slugs it out

also theres little sound effects so its silent punches

shes blacked out and alan gets britmo a gun to hol offthe goons

alan goes inthinking luvig was behin it and wants to fight himn

she sez u dont unerstan so he sends her out and cr-ppily fights ludvig in aster speed

its going dbz

punch him in the ding d0ng

she uses an axe to get by the door and stops alan who got ludvig in a choakhold by showing him a note saying luvis gf was on the boat

he sees ludvid had enough and frees im

ludvig can't take the pain and pulls ot a gun, puts it to his head and ends himself

jk really e se he got the letter after returning to Germny and ining it

tats some Go Nagai or Gundam level s-t

e sez ludvig can get his boat e ame in and wont be mo les tid and ludvig goes

atourny gets cauht by sailoers wo want pay but e can't so they put a lie acket on im and are probably gonna end him or b0ne im dead all at once like inal antasy 7 where cloud is in a hot tub with muscley moustache men

wait they're gonna throw him overboad but alan stops em and sees hes got a licence to marry and wants im to marry him and blonde

hes gonna refuse but they'll throw him over so he consents

he marrus em but its not a sacrament, only a legal tin, so they aint properly blessed

its lie having a baptism by getting a hobo to puke on you

so brit mo gives em his moms wedding ring as he wears moms jewelry

alan sez throw him over so britmo gies him his wig and they dup him in the sea to die

then britmo asks how does a tommy gun work

the end

that was pretty good

nice pre code early 30s style

no musi really but its got a charm rom the era

good story

the britmo was the comic relief character

the german wasn't evil

the lawyer was

and it had cool filming parts

nice long bits of no sound and people moving like mr rogers

its enjoyable and holds attention

its pretty cool and mnly and has good style

glad i saw it

For The Sea Ghost 2 I want it to be the 30s and he gets tired of doing nothing at a gold house rom being rich so he goes on a sea hunt for treasure and finds a massive Spanish Dancer the size of a house. it interests him and he spends time watching it but when Spanish sailors try to hunt it, he taes em on with his state of the art high tech boat. Also its a 32 bit game on Sega Saturn, N64, Virtual Boy, playstation 1 and 3D0 where you go around the sea fighting Spaniards trying to go after your sea friend

Domino Kid Review

Note: I spell like the Ninja Turtles

Domino Kid

This is my revuew on Domino Kid rom the distant fiture year to Shiro Ishii Sama of 1957, wait he was still alive then, an its 50 years before Trasnformer season 4

its drieced by Ray Nazarro wo did Cripple Creek/The Hired Gun

It stars Rory Calhoun who's always standing and walking, from River of No Return/Apache Territory/Young Fury/Black Spurs/Night of the Lepus/Gilligan's Island/The Hired Gun, Kristine Miller from From Here to Eternity/Father Knows Best, Andrew Duggan from Bone/It's Alive/It Lives Again/A Return to Salem's Lot/M*A*S*H/Highway To Heavenm Yvette Dugay from nothng I saw, Peter Whitney from The Rifleman/The Beverly Hillbillies, Eugene Iglesias from Cowboy, Robert Burton from The Band Wagon/The Hired Gun/Seven Ways from Sundown/Birdman of Alcatraz/The Manchurian Candidate 60s ver, Tom London from The Great Train Robbery 1903/Our Hospitality 1923/The King of Kings 1927/All Quiet on the Western Front 1930/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1931/Jesse James 1939/The Ox-Bow Incident/Batman 1943/Calamity Jane 1953/Tarantula from 1955, the kind in real life Roy Barcroft from Billy the Kid Versus Dracula, James Griffith from 60s Batman/Ride Clear of Diablo/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Bullwhip/1960 Spartacus/1962 How the West Was Won, Denver Pyle not Homer I Mean Gomer from The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Andy Griffith Show/The Rifleman/Ride Clear of Diablo/Cast a Long Shadow 1959/The Alamo 1960/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Black Like Me 1964/Bonnie and Clyde 1967/Bandolero!/Cahill U.S. Marshal, unionite Fred Graham from Mutiny on the Bounty 1935/Romeo and Juliet 1936/Adventures of Don Juan 1948/Tulsa/Samson and Delilah 1949/Angels in the Outfield 1951/The War of the Worlds 1953/Demetrius and the Gladiators/20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 1954/Rear Window 1954/Vertigo/The Giant Gila Monster/Seven Ways from Sundown/The Alamo 1960/North to Alaska, and some guy not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, beta male, gender offender, frooty booty, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, Creator hater, hippie vegan stopner peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wikipedia which thinks removing limbs is buts but removing man parts isn't.

I never saw this b4 but its giving on Grit

After a guy caps  a guy at a bar we get credits and title

its in b/w an widescreen

a guy rides in a town on a horses a55 an goes to a cantina

we see him from the back for much of it an he summons a Mexico to get him coffee black then has a smoke

he pays in coin an sez hes passing through like wind from a tract

he checks the clock an is gonna go but Mexico sez theres a gun fight coming

he goes out as mxico canya55ish hides an the town is empty like my butt after a footlong

a horseman comes an shoots off his parts and by parts i mean hat so he counters an ens him

he leaves on his big blac horse an Mexico sez "y u kill him" but h=main uy sez "ask him" an goes off like Kenshiro or Violence Jack

a telegraph sens a messahe writ out about domino kid an its srnt to sherrif where telephraph sorcerer sez he ice a lot of guys

this rich guy n a suit hears domino joined the confederacy and when he came back his fam ranch got f'd and dad iced so hes out for blood D HERO BLOO-D

they found 4 of the killers but he only fights in self defence like Zimmerman or Rittenhouse

there's 3 men left and he don't know the 5th man but suit ont like it

sounds like suit is the 5th man

main guy catches a guy with a gun in the bush as he's effin kenshiro an grills him to fin he works for me salmon  who wants dom stopped

e almons repentant and wants to settle things but dom wants to go there tonight

bushman sez ed wants to settle it so his soul can rest but om sez ed has no soul(He's a dog??)

They go there an dom sens guy in the saloon but watches(he heh heh, butt watches, watching butts) then sneaks in

ed sez get him to my place so i'm ready for him

dom gets bushmaster at the bar and ed comes in as all clear out

ed sez he tried to stop the others and stop the others then tells of other guys an sez 1 might be after him

they seem square but ed pulls a gun and dom ends him

dom rides off on his blac horse with his black hat and black gun but not black parts

he comes to a home and sneaks around but clangs his spurs to attract a guy an beat him out

he goes in an this is like metal hear solid

a Mexico comes y in a big a55 hatso he beats him out

a55hat

he gets in an asks how many of his cattle it took to pay for this

he's asked wo is he an throws a domino an sez he was smarter than ed who he did

the guy wos got a mustache like a p0rn0 star sez he id cr-p in the war an there was a lot of gangs then an he was 1

he trie to keep outta trouble an wanted beef not men from the ranch

he caps om o ens him an ecapes like batman in mas of the phantasm  as he's wounded

guys chase him on horse a55 back in clearly ay but in b/w gray could pass for night

it looks like The Twilight Zone

he goes down a hill an races off

uit i think talks with a chic about a yoynger chic who needs a nan

he has wheat to hip but theres charges that f him an she runs the shipping thing from her dad

suit wants to help the ranchers/farmers do better

chick brings suit to dominos ranch as he wants to fix it up an she aint heard from dom but he sez dom got it icing 2 men

she was doms woman who was gonna marry him but things f'd

so she's in her home and looks at photos while wearing pants like a man or hermaphrodite

the plays beautiful dreamer but not the Urusei Ytsura Movie

dom returns and shes glad

he sez music awoke him and he couldn't die til seeing her

she asks if its over... finished, but he has 1 left who he don't know of as he had to avenge his dad

he came back to get a clue an she's whiny of him wacking guys and being a pro killer an likes wasting guys

he sez his friens here know him but she sez walk own the street an tell me what they say

he rides on his black a55 horse and kids fear him then run

suit talks with sherrif of why fear dom but sees he's here

dom talks to a neighbor nice and stops by the store but dames fear him an 1 guy is glad he's back an lets him have credit to get supplies

dom goes back to the cantina an a nice Mexico friend, or mexichum is nice to him and is glad he helped him b4

a mexichick sees him as a hero for beating bandits like Trump wanting to use missiles on Mexico to top the cartel

he got her an item from Mexico an she does a dance for him

sherri comes by and chats of fining the 5th man and how dom otta quit wen hes ahead

suit is harington and helping ranchers and 5th man might know dom

a mexikid calle pepe like in the simpsons comes by offering to help him as a gunman lasso guy rider but mexichick sez he's full of IT

mexichum oun im outsie days ago w/o a fam and they look after him but hes often out

a drunk shoots holes in the ceiling and dom leave

so later its day and dom goes to see harington as Harrington is giving a chieck to get a guy to make him wheat

harington the suit sez he cant loan im or his ranch as its a cattleranch and he only oes wheat

dom sez that guys land is like his and harington ont like him an ont think he can make the money b4 biting it and only brings ruin

dom puts his gun in haringtins moth and sez" wanna say that again?" then blows his head open

jk really he looks at him and leaves

so om comes by guys blocking a stream for harington on public land an the workers aren't fighters but hired labor

so if the block is busted, harington will put it up again

om returns to town but hears harington is out an he goes to see him trying to turn chick against him

he sez tear down the bloc but harington sez it cost money to make

dom sez tear it down or wear a gun and leaves so chick sez do it or he'd ice him

in canina not incontinent but Mexican food wull do that, sherrif sez he cant side with dom for law issues but sez he otta et bought out by Harrington

dom sez the law didn't get the guys who did his dad but when he solved that problem hes calle an outlaw and Harrington otta leave

sherrif sez if you end him you'd regret it

in the cantns  e tells cic arrnton wants to dry out his ln an force im out

chic sez i he he wates arrngton he'd be a gun wanderer the rest o his life

mexichic has a dispute with a guy wo got KOed an i wasn't looking an mexichum drags the guy out back or Chupacabra to eat

2 gys atch him an bame mxichum over KOin uy an bring him back as KOed guy is up

they get tool to remove hi part or b0ne him like apache soviets

they tie a cloth on his moyth an get a chaon thing in cloth thn beat him

in the real version tey were b0ning him

pepe got dom who scared the guys off an sez it him who beat KOed guy out

later the KOe guy hears theres a shoot out in an hour and dom is gonna be there

mexichum sez h knows the 5thman  ut holds out so dom get angry

mexchum sez its the man he beat out but hes getting too violent

as oms gonna leave see a y wit a hotgun or rifel cme up an i thin its harington

omeone sez hes the 5th man an a gunfit breas out with om taking cover

om tas out a guy but t it in the chest but wack the KOed guy a get treate

ont worry, he's gonna e p, he needs soe est

harington sees he as going home and wasnt gonna cap him

chicffk takes om ac to her place to help him recover

the end

that was pretty solid

good acting

nice filmng

didn't expect the 5th guy to be him

thought it would be the Harrington

it had that love thing added on

good use of him making the right choice

it was only 74 mins but ran 2 hours n grit

45 mins of adds

it goes by at a good pace

its not a million thngs crammed together

i liked it

for Domino Kid 2 I want him to e recovering and bandits are attacking town as hey hear he's own and can go wild. So he trains pepe in his gun kung fu to take em out. Also its a 128 bit game like Shenmue on Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and pa2 with you as pepe and oing missions to get items to help his healing and having Run N Gun 2D levels like Contra. 

Those Awful Hats Review

Note: I spell without hats

Those Awful Hats

This is my review on Those Awful Hats from the distant future yar tocapet bagger lincon o 1909(120 years before Robotech season 2)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Sk ies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An Awful Moment/Mr. Jones At The Ball

It stars Mack Sennet from too much to list, Flora Finch from Orphans of the Storm/The Cat and the Canary 1927, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/An Aful Moment, John R. Cumpson(sounds like p0rn0) from Romance of a Jewess/Mr. Jones At The Ball, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An awful Moment/Mr. Jones At The Ball, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement/The Song Of The Shirt, Anita Hendrie from nothin I saw, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Where The Breakers Roar/Mr. Jones At The Ball, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/The Black Viper/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/Mr. Jones At The Ball, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/Mr. Jones At The Ball, Gertrude Robinson from The Gibson Goddess/Judith of Bethulia,/An Awful Moment and Dorothy West from An Awful Moment.

I never saw this but I'm going through Griffith films an he's usually good

After a title we see a room with guys i think watching a movie in a room w regular chairs

the movie screen shakes a bit an spazzes outinto cr-ppy static a film, quality

i hin it cuts to another part a we're watching people watching a movie

relatable

so a chick comes in wals around an leaves as the movie has a woman escorted out

a guy in a suit with a grid thing design and top hat an cane an moustache escorts a woman to a seat an he looks like a joke

no one would take this guy srs today

he looks like a cartoon

which i where cartoons probably got it from

so he bicers with guys an beats on em with his cr-ppy monopoly guy hat

he as a eat then gets up an lets this chic have it

then walks a bit and bickers with guys an has a seat up front

this is a small theatre, like a tv show classroom with 9 kids

an NOT the mental class

so 2 women come in with big hats and sit in front of cartoony guy who wigs out

he has a seat but another big hat woman comes in then another and people applaude or something

catroons guy bickers with a hat chick ten a big anchor upsie down umbrella thing lowers an rises

cartoon guy looks behind him an on the other seat side big hat woman bickers with guy

the umbrella thing is a craine machine claw and it picks up big hat woman on the right side

everyone either cheers or spazzes out and it ends with a title card saying ladies will please be b0ned by soviets i mean remove their hats

the end

that was pretty good

nice lite comedy

sorta like something from Animaniacs or Tiny Toons

din't expect the claw

fun acting

goo effect of mixing footage to have a movie on screen as guys watch

good ilming

sorta like a play with 1 place guys are

its fun

an only like 3 mins

for Those Awful Hats 2 O want it to be the hat ladies in a maze above the theatre and an in a series of challenges where if you lose, you bite it. Also its an 8 bit mini game collection on Nes, Game Boy, Master System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you choose a chick and beat the others in mini games, with gory Eternal Champions things for the losers,

The Knight Of The Snows Review

Note: I spell snowy like Tintins dog

The Knight Of The Snows

This is my review on The Knight Of The Snows rom the ditant fuiure year to te French heeo the marquis de sade of 1012 I mean 1902 I mean 1912, that ne(100 years before the world ended ro the mayans)

Its directed by Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship

He was into magic as in performance trickery but a lot o his films had occult themes

But so did Go Nagai an he did great work

We start with a royal thng in a castle i think

checkerboard floor! daemon worship!

So this guy brings a girl, I thin a prncess around an a ace hair guy comes in an acts all french an b--chy

waving his arms lie a italiano an getting his irish up

he pulls a guy out an gets slapped so they get a sword fight for a bit

hairy a55 gets held by guy an his blade taken but breas free an storms off

hair mo goes to this stone building place with a guy buy a huge book mixing fluids an waves around his arms

he sends fluid guy away an spazzes out more but a person or yokai comes out a closet or box an vanishes

he looks around and checks the book but a snae puppet comes own and scares him

he turns back the page and this guy above the boo where the snake came in the shadows is there then vanishes 

a wizard looking guy comes out an hairmo pays him or hands a bag of cr-p to summon this pointy hat face hair guy rom the closet

he takes off the hat as hairy a55 spazzes out more

hat guy gets a contract an hairmo signs it

hat guys turns into a super hero in tights with a bat on his torso, shorts, a head antenna thing an shoulder things like Bebi Vegeta

so devil man hat mo summons small devils from the book so hairmo trys to cover it with his hans

then the rectangle cube thing he was sitting on opens and 2 more devils come out

then devil chicks come out the book an hat mo evil man vanishes the book

the summoned guys go in the closet and come out of a fire on the floor in i thin a throne room where hat mo devil man opens his cape an a bat flag rises up

theres 2 devils with him an he grabs a chick to stomp her through the floor probably to h-ll

they post an the rest get summoned then he brings in a cauldron thing with a wagon behind it

they put a woman in the wagon then add bars on frames to make it a cage and swirl the bed out

then it cuts to the devils in the empty room an fire bursting with smoke

then back to the wagon and thing where a doofy dragon is walking as 2 guys in a puppet suit

aliens alien queen came a long way after thing

but shin Godzilla wit its devolved thing and googly eyes is still cr-ppy

evil man hat mo whips the dragon to get it to pull the thing an sits in the cauldron looking like some buckaroo banzai thing

it falls over so he blasts it with a sparkler sword and it barfs sparkler fireworks an pulls the thing

in the wizards room this guy who fought the hairmo comes in and according to soviet wikipeia, hes a prince like in Spaceballs and the girls the princess an the hairmo is a guy wanting the throne like a baron or w/e an sol his soul to a demon like zuckerberg

he asks wizard for help an offers him a bag of b0ners or w/e

wizard mixes chemicals to make a winged guy and 2 chicks appear

winge guy gives him an item an wizr sez something which scares him an he goes to the room the chic was caught in.

he throws a thing rom the item on the floor an a winge person appears then gives him an item an its a telescope

he looks in it to see the dragon wagon going up a dark sky on a slant and demons hassling the chick

he's bummed but winged chick helps him

in a dungeon like dung plus eon like an eon of dung like dantes inferno, devil man brings hair mo the wagon with the girl in it

the devils use ropes on the cage to lift it up like Princess Peach in sodomario bros, wheels the cart out, an lower her under the floor to an inner area where demons remove the cage and vanish

on a sea in a viking like ship the winged guy has guys row through with i think prince and wizard maybe

the moon is a thin crescent which implies demon worship

hero in a shiel like the shiel hero gets to this castle an theres a white thing in the ar sky, possibly moon, implying its been a while, or sun, but the sky is dark

he opens a hole in the walls a55 an goes in like a tapeworm

in this cave, fire balls jump around then stoop so he gets a log an bats in the cr-ppy door

he crawls through a tight passage like an intestine an it crushes on him so he uses the 1st item to make it lift

he goes in a barre window to the dungeon and litens or her to in shes under the floor

he cant open it so he uses the item to summon winged girl who summons a guy to help open it an use a rope to bring up chick

they reunite and leave and in the throne room the king i think is dealing with hair mo

main prince and chick return and hes the hero

king has hair mo taken away to be drawn an quartered or w/e and wait its the noose

also are a buncha guys in white robes and hoods like The Klan

as they're gonna string him up like many people deserve, devil man comes in from the floor and the Klansmen cower

devil man saves him then brings him to h-ll

the end

that was petty cool

longer than most of his other films but it has a cool story

goo filming and effects

its got that fairy tale style like Sailor Moon

nice backgrounds

the characters spaz out lie italianoes but are pretty cool

it shows the dangers of the dark arts

no title cars but it tells the story well even without em

glad i saw it

also the main guy is also a baron an a knight of snows an the king has a slavic name Majolic

For The Knight Of The Snows 2 I want the barons mom to come for revenge an make a pact with another demon to gain big power and devolve into a hulking sasquatch. So the Knight gets a hole armor to ight her. also its a 16 bit 2D fighting game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar an gba where you play as the knight or other charcacters who want the princess from different kingdoms an the sasqtatch is the final boss.