Into The Blue Review

Note: I spell as clear as the gender of Blue in Violence Jack

Into The Blue

This is my review on Into The Blue from da distand future year of 2005 (When Transformers The Movie and some Robotech Comics happened)

Its directed by John Stockwell who did nothing I ever saw

It stars Paul Walker fro0m Tammy and the T-Rex\Pleasantville\Varsity Blues\The Skulls\Joy Ride\Highway to Heaven\Charles in Charge\Who's the Boss?\Touched by an Angel\Shark Week and nothing else I watched, openly malcontent Jessica Alba from Sin City\Fantastic Four\Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer\The Secret World of Alex Mack\Flipper\Chicago Hope\MADtv, Scott Caan from Enemy of the State\Varsity Blues\candy a55 Ocean's Eleven, Ashley Scott from A.I. Artificial Intelligence\ the 00s Walking Tall, Josh Brolin from The Goonies\Mimic\The Mod Squad 90s movie\2000 Hollow Man/No Country for Old Men/American Gangster\W.\Guardians of the Galaxy\Highway to Heaven\Mankind: The Story of All of Us, James Frain from the 00s The Count of Monte Cristo\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\Gotham\Star Trek: Discovery\the 2019 The Twilight Zone, Tyson Beckford from Zoolander, and a few guys not on back door soy boy beta male, frooty booty, candy a55 sodom bottom cripple nipples wikipedia

I never saw this b4 but my fat bimbo gf likes it and is gay for paul walker

after logos we see a plane over the sea in a storm and a blac guy busted around from it moing

it goes down and we get opeinin credits to sea footage then title

then a fat guy taught scuba by pauil walker to music and more creidts

this is 00s colored and very widescreen

they go up and paul shoves a guy hassling him in the sea

then alba in a sea park teaching people of ocean cr-p

later albas cooking red slop, probably poors and wair its paul cooking chili

he makes it when sometings wrong lke his ex gf being there

this time cuz he go fired and alba is his woman and is romantic with him as the dog watches em make out and want to b0ne

a guy with shades drives his boat by as he hunts or cr-p in the sea an offers him work

paul sez no and is told it took shades 10 years to in his 1st treasure

paul dives and whines he dont wanna work or shades making shades rich an getting crumbs then a 90s song plays

an alex winter looking guy coms by and rough house with paul as theyre buddies and comes onto alba

not al has a blonder woman whog et along with alba

not al gets em jetskiis and wait its a boat and wait its both and they drive around in the sea and sun then scuba undr the sea an over the rainbow with alba in a bikini

they go in undersea caves with air pockerts and pauls watch falls off

sharks come and not al wigs out and  tats racist against saharks

paul gets a snorkel and mask and flipper and goes udner to get his watch

is this like all dogs go to heaven with charlies watch?

he finds a dark rock a brings it up and sez its like in a ship or something as a ballist thing

alba sez these sharks are non aggressive an its tiger sharks you gotta worry of

like furrys?

they go under and check the sea floor and bring up cr-p and paul finds an exotic dagger made of gold

pul finds a plane in the sea as koji can swim in the sky, he can fly beneath the sea, in is robot man, mazinger z

they check it out and find bodies and in boxes they cut open is cocainum

theres a huge load of blow in the back and not al wants to use it to get rich

not al took a box of blow an alba wants to throw it back but not al stops him

paul cuts it open as winner dont use drugs and jumps it in the sea to poison the fish

later they're in the pool a night an wanna go back to look for more

to file a claim they gotta identify the wreck and say where it came from

i never saw this but i'm guessing not alex and his bimbo will go bad an get it a paul has to face him in a death match

not al sez they identitfy it and call the cops and alba sez it might be spread across the ovean and will use not als money for it

paul sez they could spend the rest of life looking for another win and alba sez ok but they call the cops an tell no one

they go shoppin for a boat with sonar and magnets and tech for 30 000 $

not al sez this guy he saved from a legal thing wont loan him and he made bad loans and is outta dough

so they go scuba and 1 guy goes in the plane

paul runs low on air and comes up an finds 1 girl didn't come so he goes back with an extra tank

he finds her in an airpocket in the plane and i think its blonde and she sez she didn't take anything

they use a thing to desalt the silver and find they got a Spanish gun

1 line sez sic semper tyrannis like the American Hero John Wilkes Booth

it was from a boat of nutty over the top bada55es an this Frenchie on it tried to escape during the war and went to soviet france with a daughter of a guy but sun his ship to escape detection

they figger they can have a lot of money and when they go bac paul has blonde stay up as lookout

the divers use a fan to blow sand away an balloon things to rise a cannon

as blonde sunbathes w/o a bikini top some guys come and they're black guys as this is how p0rn0es start

they are cops and ask for what shes doing and search the vessel

pauls cannon falls and crushes not al's arm and hes low on air so he gets air from paul

they find prescription drugs from someone and the air runs out so they use the air in the balloons to keep alive

paul lifts the cannon and they go up and black cop recognizes paul and he sez he got lazy for a diver down flag

cops go and they we have a party rave thing where not al is gonna cut out blonde and he gets 50%

after lusty dancing like the remake of footloose this black guy sez he didn't tell where paul was or who he with as he didn't know but i think someones after em

not al sees his blone talking to a big black guy like android 18 and gets whiny then devolves into a fist fight with not al throwing the 1st punch

his arm damaged by the cannon snaps and dangles on flesh

jk really after the scuffle paul sez thats not who u wanna fight

later at this place by rocks this black guy and i think a Mexico attack paul and not al and they fight em off an the baddies leave

they leave a hat an its got a logo

then we see shades with pipes on his boat for blasting sand away and showing kids his cr-p

paul confronts him after and he sez its a suvineer he sold

paul sez have ur boys leave me and shades sez paul boarded his boat w/o consent and guys get shot for it

in the heat of the night: there was a time i couldn've had you shot

not al needs money and wants to use the drugs but is only 5 years max 1st time offense and it too longer to get through law school

plus they got millions in blow right by em as they hunt for a civil war boat

plus he works with drug dearler and it not needing the smartiest

paul thinks of it with alba in undies and a tank top then they make out

at night not al and blonde go to e plane and theres i think a tiger shark there in attack mode

the its day and blonde goes to the big black guy as not al is in the car acting tough

paul with his black friend is on his cr-ppy boat and black friend goes but paul gets a call and goes to this boat with a brit and black guys an al gave em the drugs

turns out its brits blow and not al tried to sell it back to him

brit pulls a gun on paul and sez hes gotta get back the drugs for him

paul sez they dont got the equipment and its gonna cost 30 000 so brit gives em some and sez u got 12 hours

on the beach paul beats on not al which is anti sem et ic but they go back and alba wants out as paul went from not workin for shades to drug slave

at night they use tech to blast the sea floor an a guy is blown into it

they search and find the civil war boat name and wreck

they do de plane and theres a maybe tiger shark in attack mode that i think gets blonde

they bring up the blow and help blonde then paul cutz the drugs loose to get her to help

in the hospital i think blonde bit it and  get the token sad moment all movies gotta have to make us feel sad around 75% in

alba blames not al who wants to go back to get the drug and he only new her for 5 days and only cares of the drugs

oaul get a call and its brit asking of the drugs of when he sez no, the black guy who wanted blonde comes for em and they drive of

they hit a fat mexicans car and escape but paul gets out and sends alba and not al to escape

alba goes to the cops as she shoulve ne in the 1st place and not al books it

then we see paul in jeans and no shirt with manly muscles for the girls to lust after and getting the treasure he found to bribe the black guys to say he didnt find em

dont trust these guys! theyre killers and purvoes!

paul and homies return and i think this is by soviet Hawaii where cocaine Hussein claims to be from

black guy looks around and is taken outby a silencred gunshot which is not how that works

paul goes own and finds him then finds brit and his woman iced and shades is there

paul books it and umps in the sea as the homies open fire on him but in real life after 3 feet of water, bulets are useless

paul swims in jeans and a t shirt and a boat looks for him but hes on the sea floor

is this goku vs freeza?

he clings to the speed boat with is bare hands somehow and it goes fast but they find a wrapper and dont find him

he unlinks an the boat goes off and shade meets with alba as sent by black cop

paul gets to not al and sez shades worked with brit and brit tried to cut him out and has iced him

he calls alba and gets shades who sez he wants the cordinates and paul seZ meet me at this place

paul is gonna ice not al as she should but breaks a chair who was innocent

i think black cop works for hads and gets a bullet through the head like the clLn TLns enemies

finally seeing he f'd up not al sees a way and shades dont know hes here

time to atone through bushido code of seppuku

paul comes to shades and sees alba tied to the floor and probably b0ned a lot

he sez they found the zephyr and shades dont buy it

they talk at the point of the plane and pul sez with all his tech shades couldn't find his own plane

alba get free and drags dead black guy around

paul jumps in the sea to destroy the rest of his blow and eventually divers go in with harpoon guns

alba chops up the dead black guy like a tarentino movie and busts the boat from inside like star convoy in star giant with the battlestars

in the plane paul lurks like a ninja and i think shades finds the boat the zephyr

a black guy on a boat harpoons a guy with a gun in the leg and drags him with the cable as it drives off

paul sneak attakcs a guy underwater and alba run roman ethnic guy but not as ethnic as her and clamps his fingers in the door and locks it

paul fights guys as alba radioes or help but ethnic guy break the window and opens the door and she runs

paul harpoons a guys face and a shark gets someone and not al is there

ethnic guy has an axe an alba sneak attacks him then gets him with a hook thing as he swings his axe at her

paul fights shades in the plane with a knife an alba bets the ethnic guys parts and bends his broken finger like in shootfighter tekken and they both go in the sea

a shark gets ethnic guy and paul has a draw where he and shades make and load weapons

shades uses a harpoon gun and paul mcguyvers a scuba tank as a rocket and it hits something n the plane blows somehow

not sure thats how it works but its cool

wont the shockwaves of sound go through water an f em up?

42 days later they are back an get the zephyr and not al is with em an they try bringing up the cannon but it falls

paul sez lets return tomorrow as i got all i need here

and in the ship is gol d bars that was revealed by the cannon fell

not al jumps in an gets it and celebrates

then tet saying these 6 bllion $ of treasure in the sea to be found

then credits to island music

the end

that want so bad

i remember the robot chicken thing actin like it would b a big deal as a joke and i think it fits

its a nice lite actiony movie with guys for girls an girls for guys to like

its pretty early 00s and has good underwater filming

i dont like the sea but this didn't creep me out with the boundless abyss going on forever into the background

the music and filming is good despite being widescreen and the acting is nice

its not bad, more of a regular early 00s late 90s fi

For Into The Blue 2 I want it to be them finding some ancient tech on a dive and the gov ties to get it to cover up the truth of past civilizations being more advanced than we are told. They gotta use the tech to fight em and show it to the world at a sports thing to broadcast to the world. Also its a 128 bit action game like Zelda on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, box and ps2 where you play as 1 of em in a power armor and unlock other parts in undersea temples to get more abilities an fight ancient constructs that guard em.

The Song Of The Shirt Review

Note: i spell bsd bu its ood inda bad

The Song Of The Shirt

This is my review on The Song Of The Shirt from the distant future year to Bible Guys of 1908(90 years befoe yhe global civil war in Robotech)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour

It satar Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/-The Fatal Hour, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/The Black Viper/Where The Breakers Roar, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma, Mack Sennett from a lot and Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement.

I never saw this but I like Griffith

after a title card we see a woman by a younger female in bed but not b0ning

i think shes almost dead like the soviets got er

older woman walks around talking and seeming b--chy then gets on a blanket for her shoulders and kisses the probably dead chick and leaves

in a room these 4 guys chat and 1 is at a desk with a microphone and 1 guy leaves

older lady goes out by acme waist somethin hands sign place and in a room of what looks like pizza boxes and no monkey poxes an a guy doing clothes or soething

a guy in a hat comes in and she begs him but he's busy and another guys sends her out

1 guy gives a note to the microphone guy and he leaves

sick chick with no d=== or pr=ck is spazzing out for a bit

lady goes in the pizza boxes probably used for other things but not secks items and  begs guys for help but they dont give a rats a55

1 guy wraps up a thing and gives it to her and she leaves thankfully

in a restaurant the microphone guy has dinner with a broad and has champaign which is bad and alcohol is as bad as smokes or sodomy

in her home the lady uses a sewing machine to work on the cr-p the guy gave her as her daughter i think struggles to live

mom tends to her and goes back to sewing that cloth like Shiryu in  Saint Seiya offering his Blood to fix his n seiyas bronze clothes

or magical energy in the dic dub

the pizza box place has a guy go to see lady and finds the shirts s-ck so he takes em back and goes

he left 1 and se goes to the microphone guy begging him but is sent out

the 1st microphone guy is with broas at a restaurant where 1 dances then smooches him

in he real version they were b0ning

they dance an drink and then we see other guys at the resairant having wine or blood and meat

mom comes home and her kid spazzes out and i think bites it

dont worry, shes gonna be ok, theres a hospital planet near by, she's one into a coma, i can see her parachutes

the end

that was petty solid

pretty juxataposed look at rich and poors

shows how some are happy and free and others rot and die

some might see it as bashing the successful for not doing anything about the poors

or blaming them for the poors biting it

but who sez the winners gotta throw away their wins for losers?

not blaming the poors, but the rich got their money, they don't owe the poors

if they wanted to they could give it, but you don't want enforced compliance

that makes the ruch angry their earning are stolen and given to those who didn't ear it

like if mario sold 2 million units and they gave half of that to awesome possum kicks dr machinoes butt as no one liked it

if you take from them with out consent, or woc, thats stealing

and if you make rules saying, you gotta do this, its like pulling a knife and saying, you gota pay

still its well made and tells the story clear without intertitles

plus we Know Griffith isn't a commie as seen in Orphan Of The Storm

I see it more as asking for help instead of making someone help

like saying "can i have a ride" to car jacking someone

For The Song Of The Shirt 2 I want her to blame anyone she asked for help for her daughter going to h e double soviet England and gives up on life to go out with a blade and cut dem down. And the cops are trying to stop her as she goes through her list , by finding clues to who this is and why. Also its an 8 bit point and click text adventure on nes, game boy master system, game gear, tg16, arati lynx and 7800 where you are he head dick trying to fin clues and go around to find the bad guy and ends in a boss battle with her using dice of your gun and billy club vs her blade.

The Fatal Hour Review

Note: I spell bad and my yboard is fd bt i do try to fix the worst of it

The Fatal Hour

This is my review on The Fatal Hour from the ditant future yar toNepoleon of 1908(130 years efore the 3rd robotech war)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar

It stars George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar. Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar, Albany origin and steamed hams fan Florence Auer from The North Star/Madame Bovary 1949, Charles Gorman from Under Burning Skies/The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/Father Gets In The Game, The director D. W. Griffith, Posible ancestor of Robotech' Anatole: Marion Leonard from The Gibson Goddess, Jeanie MacPherson from mostly writing films, Anthony O'Sullivan from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/A Calamitous Elopement and Mack Sennett from too much to say.

I never saw this but its by Griffith and on youtube found a video of it looing rough but its the best i could get at he time

after title, kinda, its like on a workprint or something, we see a cart with 2 White horses racing by a woody area

this maruta lets the White Man out and the kart driven by another possible Maruta goes on

he walks off and we see a female in a hat and dress waling by this view of the sea on a higher place that was probably a building before the Little Season Of Deception wiped it out

the guy from the cart i thin wals after her and she walks on big stone rocs that were probably a building before the destruction

plus the wall of the roc thing looks kinda square

he meets her and they go back as the White horse cat returns

the maruta captures her and drives away and main guy falls to the round overacting like Power Rangers

Then outta nowhere, 2 cops come and run off as a White Shirt woman in a big White hat comes by and a guy looking like this guy who's woman ot caught but bigger

they all go off in a few directions and we see some ids looking like Huc Finn and Tom Sawyer then bigger guy and big hat lady go by with hat lady following him out of sight

A maruta comes by and pays bigger hat guy then books it asbigger guy has a smoke and hat lady flirts with him then they walk off

they go to  restaurant and shes in a black dress and bigger guy argues with waiter as bigger guy smokes

she slips something in his drink like cardi b and he gets kinda blacked out

she checks his pockets and gets a note then uses the phone on the wall as waiter waes bigger guy up

bigger guy hassles her and when waiter comes in he slugs waiter out and runs and she follows

in tis slummy house the maruta bring in the caught White Women to probably b0ne like with Soviets and frenchies in their revlutions

1 maruta leaves but a woman gets out and getscaught by him and another maruta in the house and a 3rd

bigger guy comms by all spazzed out and White Hat Woman with copscome after him

he gets in and the maruta hide under the house an he cops save the girls and go

then 2 maruta come out from under the house like raccoons and grab the White Hat woman

wait 1 i think is bigger guy and they get her to a room with i thin bun beds for double b0ning

maruta does stuff with this clock and a gun in it goes off and they tie het to the bedpost so she'd be cape in 20 mins

maruta kisses her with its foul gain lips that probably ate kids and leaves

in town a trolly comes by and the cops catc bigger guynd mauta who spazz out and are taen away

the cops use the horses 2 White to race to save the chic le Birth Of A Nation with the Heroes racing to save the girl

HuRry Up GoKu Time Is RunNing Out!

as its almost hit 12, 2 guys come in and free her then duc as the gun goes off

the end

that was pretty good

nice action, good story, nice prototype for later works

it did some things the hayes code won't allow like maruta taking women as White Slaves but does it well

the version i saw didn't have intertitles but i got the gist of the story

good filming locations showing what was once there

the trolly coming in was a cool effect

its a solid film

also i hear the hat lady was a female cop

for The Fatal Hour 2 I want her to take on a maruta gang trying to get women and this time, she's ready for em as she's been working out and is now a female body builder like in a Go Nagai Manga and bats em out with any items she finds around. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, T16, Atari Jaguar, and GBA where you play a her and player 2 is a male cop and you bet through maruta an guys working with the boxer rebellion to make contact with daemons and get powers from em and devolve into maruta yokai.

Where East Is East Review

Note: I spell east big dipper light fight

Where East Is East

This is my review on Where East Is East from the istant future year to Oda Nobunaga of 1929(The year o he 2nd Robotech War)

Its directed by Tod Browning who did The Wicked Darling/Outside the Law 1920/White Tiger/The Unholy Three 1925/The Show 1927/The Unknown 1927/West of Zanzibar 1928/Dracula 1931/Freaks/Mark of the Vampire/The Devil-Doll/The Blackbird

It sars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Monster/Mockery/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\The False Faces/He Who Gets Slapped/The Blackbird, Lupe Velez from nothin i saw, animal supremacist Estelle Taylor from The Southerner, Lloyd Hughes from The Sea Hawk 1924/The Lost World 1925/The Mysterious Island 1929/Moby Dick 1930, Willie Fung from The Iron Horse/The Hatchet Man/Red Dust/The Mask of Fu Manchu/1937 Lost Horizon/The Blackburd, demon worhipper Duke Kahanamoku from nothin I've seen, Richard Neill from nothing I've seen, and a buncha guya not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, gender offender, wiener cleaner, beta male, banana crammer, Creator hater, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, hippe vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, qyeer as a deer with a steer in its rear wiipedia wo says robyn hood ONLY got low ratings from people giving bad riviews cuz of its gayness ad color, not cuz the show rtotally s-cked.

i never saw this b4 but its one of Lon Caney's final films and his final with Tod Browning

they usually do things well so imma watch this

after title and creits to music we see text saying its in Laos by siam meets indo china

a real tiger goes around and its not cg or a furry

lon chaney is in a tree looing ugly and has his gaijin drop a net on it as it spazzes out and lon pulls a rope up so it dont get the eer or w/e in a cage

title card sez its by viet nam in the Mekong under soviet French rule

thres a building nd stayue of buddha thats pointe out to body by this exotic woman who wants her a comming bac from the jungle to like him

they are a couple and he wants to marry her and ses toyo and they smooch

in the real verson they were b0ning

theres audio of yells and chatter as we see a town and for the 20s, this was big

a guy sez the master returne from ungle and for Toyo to meet him

good music and an exotic imperial Asian feel

lon returns on an elephant and toyos his dauhtr and clims on saying she'd getta present for biddga for him returnin safe

the elephants head looks like a butt

toyo has bf not come out and lon/her o on to the home whee she gets the slaves or w/e to greet lon

she brings him to the yard and tickles him and he goes cat like as the birds in cages wig out

shes flailing he arms and bf thinks its a signal and lon asks whats up but she sits on his lap and asks her whats the secret

he sez she fell in loveand scar face lon chaney seems shoceked but looks concerned and loving

he was a great actor, a true master

he wants her to be happy but is worried and she sez the bf is nice like him

bf calle bobby i think comes in and shakes lons hand and gives a letter saying he's ned bailey's kid wo he sells circus animals to

lon dont like ned but ne comes in wait i thin its a priest

lon cats with him and toyo brings bf off

they wach a play and a maruta chic has interest in him but toyo his something and flips her chair

se sez something in i think Kanji and smacks her so maruta backs off after bf returns

priest i think sez lon dont need to have his life f up- toyos

lon is sore from years ago and dont want toyo to suffer

days later toyos happy with bf but lon worrys

toyo feeds birds and a tiger comes for er so bf gets a chair

lon umps down and gets the chair and gets it bac in the cage

its done with a split screen but is well done

lon shaes bf's hand and later bf has to deliver the tigers to his dad in soviet Singapore

he maes out with yoyo as lon gets em and has him go to the boat an he goes with him

on the boat done with  screen behin em playin film on it a maruta speaks in what looks like Kanji and this foreign chic helps him then reveals he spea enlist

she wants to tal English with him and he sez the country gets under his sin and is told its the way of the east

later they get to a place to deliver the tigers and he sez hes going to formoa an se sez shes going tere too

lon has a smoke and is introduced to madame e sylva who he seems to now and wals off to dramatic music

he sez sorry for lon and sez hes marrying her daughter

she wants to now more of his woman and a gaijin chic dressed like a caveman babe sez White Boy is like Sheep with Tiger

bf is interested in de sylva an likes her exotic eyes

later its night an they're the last 2 up with him saying its like a kipling poem

she sez her east is his east and i thin that code for armpit stuff

they mae out as caveman chic watches ut he sez he don't kno why he did that but sorry

he sez go and tells caveman chic to not come to her capbin

she oes to a room and lons there both saying they both re the same a b4

he wans her to not seduce his daughters bf  an uses heathan trics on men

she likes bf and probably uses blac magic and secks craft

bf comes outside the or and lon sez end it wile i;m here and hides behind the door in the shadow as bf comes in

he closes the door but dont see lon behind him and sez he sees stars in her eyes

she asks if its only hers and he maes out with her but lon reveals himself and things devolve to him slugging bf out then saying its more than fear of the law that keeps him from ending her

he carrys bf back and ten we see bf and lon in the ungle with tigers and a campfire

bfs worried as lon took em off the boat to the jungle but lon'd rather have a tiger get him than de sylva

bf thinks lon fears her and he admits it that he didn';t want to, deylcas toyo mom who ran off when she was a baby

bf is shoced he was with an older mature version of his gf and sez toyo must never know

de sylva hears from caveman girl the guys left and later some guys come by lon

bf has a guy get a letter to his dad ells long he's sailin bac with lon

a chic i tin one of the slaves prays to a graven iol for the ancesors to protect the house from evil in it

lon/bf retrn andtoyo dandes in a cape and dress then playfully reets lon then bf and brings in de sylvia  who sez cant be away from her ids wedding

lon wants her out and shes probably got plague from all the men she b0ned

toyo dont like lon not liking de sylvawhos checking out bfs a55

toyo sez de sylva cred each niht and missed em but i think thats a crock of sh-t

she acts like she wants to forgive and be happy bt as a demo worshipper she is probably lying

lon has toyo leave and tells e sylva shes full of IT and otta go

se gets b--chy and sez if she goes she might ring the bf

lon sez toyo eing happy is all he lived for and she better not f it up

there a sasquatch or gorilla rangho who remembers her as she hurt him and i think b0ned it

is this gonna be like The Unholy Three?

ait, that sound like man, woman an ape will do things

bf hus toyo an caveman chic sez de sylva wont gibe up the White Boy

lon, called tiger but nit a furry, invites his neihbors cuz totos getting marrie

some anna see her mom as they hear shes hot

she comes down and commands the ape wit ha movements like sign labguage mages

toyo sez shes pretty nd is dressed is toyos outfit from b4

they eat wit chopstcs and some with knifes and forks ad otos crushing on bf like a school girl as mom looks at em

after differ she sez to mom bf blushe when she kissed him/u c mom?

mom sez she likes him and kisses both toto and bf who toyo sez his eyes loo funny

se teases he bluses cuz mom kissed him anddits le The Room wit him almos finding out with his How Is Your Secks Life comment

later bf stays away from toyo and she talks to priest

hes in a restaurant and wigging out thinking of 2 women

this is a lot like Flesh And The Devil wit Greta Garbo

cavemn woman tells lon she brings another message to boy from mom

bf asks why lon wont mae her go and is told ne nows when she goes shes bringing bf

she seduces him and they smooch and probably b0ne and theres things in the bible of being wih your womans mom

but svu dont care, that drunk teens mom b0ned the guy she liked

toyo has pret lesve as she dont want lon to now shes unhappy and walks by faking cheer and smoking

he chases her and they do the tiger thing but shes covering hr eyes and eventually crys admitting shes sad

mom wants to go to saigon then candy a55 paris to b0ne tonight

at the boat bf has te captain wait a few mins and lon hears the boat horn as mo comes in his place

he sez the boats one with bf and when bfs safe with his dad, shes out an wont tell toyo who she came

she pulls a gun andfight him over it but he overpowers herand ets it from her

mom b--ches out and ont are what toyo nor lon thin and is getting what she wants

lon nearly pistol whips her but toyo stoops em after listeningin for a bit

lon ept her evil from toyo for years but no shes gonna tell toyo-

tyo breas down laughing at lon carrys her to bed as sh spazzes out over how her mom and bf were b0ning

then its day ad bf returns so too sez she wants him to be happy as shes pure and ind unlike he wh-re mother

like a woderful flower growing out of a pile of fecal matter

they inda reconcile and lon sees mom coming out

he asks to e orgiven and they kiss as lon sneas around

mom sez she was waitin for him and goes to her room to have him b0ne

this is like jerry springer

lon has enuf of hr and releases the ape, and not j-rkin off but the sasquatch

bf an toyo leave and he resists temptation like you should

the ape comes in her room and0nes her dead offscreen as she dies screaming

lon sez et toto out the gorillas loose an runs in

then we see lon in bed after an aping and toy marries bf whos not a virin and maybe butt viein

they go off on a honeymoon as lon seems to be dying saying he'd be with em alwaysan she don't now

priest does the sign of the Cross and the couple goes off on a new adventure

the end

that was quite good

her freeing her bf from an older womas spell is like Sailor Moon wit Darien and queen beryl

good acting and writing an a nice love story with heart

lon is great as always and the bf is well done

the daughter toyo has an innocence and life to her thats nice

and the mom is good at being a seductress

its only like an hour long an a solid 20s film

Todd an Lon did it again

and lons not the bad guy for once

good swirc up

For Where East Is East 2 I want lon to be rebuilt wtith niola teslas tech to prove edison can't cut it but the ech goes wron fro it being based on ancient tech and he devolves into a Kangaroo yokai and needs his daughter to return him to his senses wit love. Also its a 128 bit Zelda like game on Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and p2 where you are the daughter and track him across ancient temples to get to him and save him wit a friendship speech

Axe Review

Note: I spell bad and my keybord is f'd

Axe

This is my review on Axe from the distant future year todemon worshipper Winston Churchill of 1974(10 years before Transformers Season 1)

Its directed by Frederick R. Friedel who aint on soviet aids hole wiipuedoa

It stars no one i know and none are on back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, banana crammer, Creator hater, wiener cleaner, soy boy, beta male, frooty booty, hippie stoner vegan perta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in is rear Wikipedia who denies realiy

I saw is b4 and have it on vhs

the cany a55 brits called it a "video nasty" and banned it as those dins don't like freedom

loo how they fought America in 1776 and we kicked their candy a55

In America, its We The People, in England its, we who are subservient to the regent

those aids bags arrest you for calling yourself names online

its like roots when tobey got the whip for using is past name

Also this was called Lisa Lisa like the jojo character but i never saw jojo so I only know the name

It starts with text to music of credits over a house with a sunrise behind it

then title and blood spills fro it in a cheap but lovable effect and more credits

we get excitin music and these guys in suits go through halls and to a room looking out if they were followed

this is in widescreen and good 70s color

they find a wig and undies and loo around to fin a pinkih shirt and thin someones queer

they are wanting someone in an orange car as 1 guy burns holes in the pin shirt with his cigar

smoker and beardo are lower ran than the head guy

they see someone coming and hit the light and eventually 2 people come in and et cauht by em

this hermaphrodite looking guy is aubrey like drake in Degrassi and the leader is steele like in knighthood with Arsene Lupin

Aubrey goes for his gun but gets caught and gets hit in the face so it bleeds

after roughing him a bi they put out a cigar in his mouth and beat him up for a while with i thin a doll

they're gonna use a razor to give his nose a bris but see hes dead

then hey throw aubreys possible butt buddy out a 9 story window

the trio drove in he country and eardo is upset they ice Aubrey

in a farm house this teen helps her cruippled grandpa like tha beyond belief fact or fiction ep

the trio goes o a store and steele bites an apple but it s-ced so he trows it after the stoe lady sez they can have as many as they like

steele shoots fruit lomax throws and steele has tore lady undress at gunpoint  to a black bra

thy put an apple on her head and are gonna wimmiam tell it after he has 10 paces but it falls off and he his a ketchup bottle so he dumps coke on her

they get beardo a treat and it cuts to teen carrying a bunh of eggs dropping 1 and covering it with grass, then heading a chicken and bringing it in and havin milk and cookies

she boils mil and brings grandpa food as he watches tv

he drins raw eggs like rocky and se cleans his shoulders with a wet cloth

shes gonna shave him but don't and the tv has a f'd signal

the trio drives to the farm and lomax looks around but steele sees someone in the upstairs window

lomax goes in and sees the chicken and hears een drop a glass thing that broke

they see her on the stairs and say they need a place to lie down for their sick friend

she sez theres hotels and its only her and grandpa and beardo comes in

they want her to make food and bring grandpa but she sez hes crippled and steele/lomax come up and check

a car comes up and they have grandpa at gunpoint to have teen send the cops away

teen makes em chicken and isn't hungry

beardo is billy like bimmy in double dragon or midnight express and don't want em to be rough on teen

they tell billy off and he runs so the 2 chase him

she looks at herself in the mirror imagining a blood mess and sees a snake in the tub

se gets a straight razor and runs the wateran is onna cut her wrist asif she's gonna get b0ned by these guys, she don't wanna be alive for it

billy beardo nocs the door and sez sorry and she leaves the bathroom and goes to her room with the razor hidden

lomax finds a picture of grandpa in military photo and was a colonel

wait im not sure it was billy running

they find a hat an put it on grandpa and een leaves as billy sez leave her

steele se stop stopping us or we'll straighten you out, possibly his weener like in Harenchi Gauen with Tengan getting his thing stretched out and slammed with Hige Godzillas mallet

steele/lomax don't get why billy dont like them doing evil

at night lomax i thin is smoking in bed as everyone else sleeps and we see teens room with innocent photos of her happy younger

lomax goes in er room and smaes out with her as she fights bac and i thin he b0nes her to dissonant piano

she wraps her legs around him and snaps his torso open by crushing his spine with her female bodybuilder legs

wait thats violence Jack, really she gets the razor and cuts the bac of his neck as he spazzes out and  dies

after layng in be with is dead d0n in her, she pull him off and eventually gets up nd oes to he bathroom to clean up

she gotblood on her face, spurm misplaced, spreading is aids all over my race

she gets a box and drag the body to the bathtub then ges the axe for chicen heading and  hacs him up offscreen to wet copping

some soviet loving animal supremacists might compare her copping up birds to people as in shes used to violence against birds so human is next

but thats hog cr-p as my grandpa chopped up pigs and birds and belt bad capping commies in ww2

besides, this guy just b0ned her woc with out consent

later shes moving a big wood box probably full of his pieces an billy helps her move it

he wants to unpack it but she sez its already packed and he moves it up stairs liftin it up when e struggled to move it b4

the box drips blood on the flood i mean floor  like he house that drips blood on alex with Tommy Wiseau

Billy notices blood and looks inside then asks her who did this and she sed the other one did it

billy brins her out in the woods and theres an axe in a ood piece

she has the razor and billy sez he can't tell the cops as hes part of a murdr and needs her help

she pulls the raor and he grans it and sez ses ahead of him and he'd need it andsez to go bac and say she don't now where he is

he kisses her head and she brushes her hair with a stick then returns and tells steele the guys went for a walk

he has her make him a sandwich and se seems spazzed out

he sez hes pretty and she has to see grandpa so he gets p-ssed and brings her up

hes strangling or figthing or b0ning her in front o grandp and she notices the axe

she rabs his face as the tv decries a sports thing and she eventually  gets the ax and chops him up offscreen as grandpa spazzes a bit and gets lood on him looing shocked

now they got 2 people worth of meat to eat

she maes a pot of tomato oup looing bright red

the eggs are broken in the fridge and billy returns and looks for steele as teen said hes out

billy can't find him and eats the soup as she fees grandpa but he sees bloo dripping from he fireplace and inds steeles ring in he soup

he finds steelre with ax wounds in the fireplace like gremlins 1 and wigs out then runs

the cops show up and open fie on him so thats the end of he 3 cabayeros

they see its one of he guys wanted for crmes as she feeds randpa possible human soup

the credits to music hey did for 70s movies like horn or w/e

the end

that was pretty good

i liked it

good mood and feel

nice acting

i never noticed b4 but she seems kinda unbalanced

but its sorta like The Last House n The Left but not as brutal

Its omly like an hour and a bit and much is following people moving

its Kinda atmospheric and the violence in'graphi or even often onscreen

its filmed over like 9 days and i thin it turned out well

its got a homey charm like going to your grandpas farm and brings bac a simpler era to you before high tech ruined things

its not a million miles a minute rush but a slow burn that rises and comes out at goo times

like the 1st x men movie

the camera is kinda shakey but the director wanted to do a movie when he was 25 and i think it was worthy

sorta like mr rogers how its long moments of people doing things and music

the music is good and sorta like Riki-Oh with the dissonant vibe

it looks and feels rustic 70s farm and works

An its not as graphic as I was lead o belivee, maybe a pg13 now, not ban worthy

For Axe 2 I want the family of the trio or their gang masters to want revenge on her for wacking their goons and send a quad of hitment to ice her, but she has traps and knows the area and ger grandpa is sending her psycic messages to alert her when more are coming and he takes out their hit teams 1 by 1 as they send a new one each week for a while. Also its a 16 bit cinematic platformer like Flashback on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Arati Jaguar and GBA where you go around room to room and take out all the guys using items and skills.

Gods Of The Deep Review

Note: I speel eeper than the fake sea

Gods Of The Deep

This is my review on Gods Of The Deep from the distant future year to harambe of 2023(the year of Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directal by Charlie Steeds who di nothin I saw

It stars a buncha guys I never heard of and this movie in't even on back door, aids bag, beta male, soy boy, frooty booty, gender offender, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, Creator hater, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia who thinks diana was an accident

so after logo and credits and title we see people in a boat in sea and a restricted area with guys in hazmat suits in a tech place and som people in a rom looking at a video feed sayin we found em

then in a center in soviet London soviet England this ginger guy is being a researcher like his dad and the lay who said we found em is funding him and has an expedition for an Astro biologist

like space botany in Sailor Moon?

in the artic they found a trench in the continental shelf and found a 37 000 foot deep area. the new deepest

theres video of a manmade portal thing in the deep blue sea and she gets a cre together to debrief em

this santa looking guy is there and a blonde and the ginger and others with this lord of the rings guy made a deep sea explorer vehicle that can go in the portal but remote vehicles didn't return mostly

not Santa sez the ocean is the last great frontier as i guess space is fake and the firmament is above the flat earth

now we have the tech to go there and lady ha files for the data they got and they need 2 months of training and gotta choose will they go to this et blac liquid h-ll where man was not created to go

not Santa wants ginger to come and they guys have a meal and talk on how the while ocean is above em pressing down when they go

in a hall blonde talks with giner about stuf i dont care about andthis is pretty widescreen with kinda muted colors and she thinks the spondsors aint telling em everyting

also she has a kid who she wants to return by his 1st b day

then its 2 months later and bart got fat eating school snacks wait thats the simpsons

they're in the artic and eventually get in and launch the ship which looks kind star wars and takes a while to get through the launch wit it going slow

i guess its going for atmospheric but still

so they go deep and the ginger i think is onna go out butblonde gets em o see the portal gate anus thing like a sandworm mouth in dune but more folds

they enter the anus like enter the dragon but bootylicious

Not Santa checks the pipes and the ship spazzes out and we see some tentacle monster like devolved eyeless zoidberg for a sec

the ship shut down and not Santa sez We Found Them bu wont say as we goota build suspence but if you rea the description or saw te title you'd probably know what it is

they get contact and are told they were gone 3 hours 12 mins an its lke The Birth Of A Nation

they find ancient ruins and there's no sun so they thin they found new life that needs no sun

like the sea vent bacteria we already know of?

they think it might not have been always under water andfind a life forme ting and play sponsor wants a tissue sample and not like the Tick when he had a cold

ginger jim, goes out in a vehicle an checks th giant squid thingsaid to eb by deep sea gigantism

maybe from before noahs flood or the giants of man and fallen angel

they detect life forms and tis massive cthulu looing sea monster with bat wings and no eyes rises as not Santa says someting like "this is what ou want" and goes cosmic with a blac on him an stars like the night sy or the afterlife in inuyasha's meido zangetsu ha

the sea giant grabs at the ship and i thing the blonde falls in the water in the bay as they try to escape

ginger im wants o return but they're told not to open the hanger or w/e so he has to wait

not lord of the rings opens the thing and gets the chic out but she otta be dead from the cold water and the pressure

this guy with a head wound does cpr on her like that'll help her crushed body from miles of water and the sub zero emps

they give up as she s dead and not gonna be in Gods Of The Sea 2 but maybe part 3 like Dizzy in Starship Troopers

the ships leakin and lord of the rings is getting soaked which otta kill from from cold

the sea giant is still reaching for em and not Santa is laying on the ground confused looking

he gets up and tells not lor of the rings he's one and watches his area fill with artic water

ginger jim gets bac kin and is spazzed out that blonde bit it and trys cpr which might work as she was in the freezing drink and cold water reduces brain f's

she gets better and barfs out water and is ok despite the sea pressure and i think they exit the anus

hairless guy smokes a cigar in a sub and sez they too on a lot of water and got 3 hours of life support and it might take 2 hours to get up with them getting slower the loner they stay

ginger jim got a tissue sample whhic is probably cursed and gonna devolve em into yokai or w/e

not Santa sez it'll change everything they knew and don' want it sealed away but blonde sez it might've been here millions of years

dim didn't now they came for living tissue and not Santa puts it in a box and has it put somewhere, probably him b0ning it to get super d0ng power

1 guy sez it loos like fat tissue and not santa never saw anything le it

its jim but not as we know it

theyres a tentacle in the tank and blonde sez they otta contain it as she dont wanna risk another guy getting it

in a horror movie?

wtf we're like 50 mins in almost

that felt like nothing

head wound guy sez they got the tissue and if the sub dont make it back he wont

yeag cuz hes on it!

so he wants to make sure he lives and i think has a gun

the sample devolves into a wierd pile spread pit and not santa smears it on him like feces in a gg allin concert, then get kinda eaten by it

ginger jim sez something made her ump in the water and when there he heard hi dads voice and they eren't meant to be here

i thin he's into the blonde and she sez it'll shock the world, you wa shock zaa warudo

they got 2 ours til the surface but this movie is only like 68 mins

hailess guy is ice by something anim and blondecome out to find him gone

is this alien 1?

they find the sample has nda went plan and blonde i thin touches a pad and its slimy

not santa coms out, screams like an animal and jumps into i think the hanger opening

jim trys axing the hatch but bandage head wound guy sez if he opens it the water pressure will cut him in half coming in

they knew of the sea gods and head wound with a gun sez they came for the sample an it'll make em rich

she sez it f--ks with their minds and she has a son waiting for her an they go off

head woun cuts a piece off the plants growing from the sample as i guess its animal and plant dna like in devilman

hairless guy sez in a f'd voice he prayed im wouldn't come and they told him jim would come and he's possessed by jims dad

they saw things man was never meant to know and jim otta get em home to where they once knew but its time for them to sleep

he attacks im who has an axe and after a cr-ppy struggle jim falls and hairless gets the axe and chops the computer

head wound comes in and fires on hairless but it does nothing and he eventually fires again and ends him

the ship is f'd and gonna tank and he's gonna ditch em but chic fights him with an axe as the gun falls by ginger jim

head wound falls andshe chops his left thigh and we see the after effects of an axe wound and its pretty bada55

she gets jim awake an sez scr=w the head wound guy and uses the gun to shoot the chains holding the vehicle

head wound crawls with his f'd leg and out o hairless comes a weener i mean tentacle

jim gets a flare to blow the ship so its not found and throws it on the plant sample then shoots it with he machine gun screaming like Rambo

how'd he know it would burn? its a sea thing

he come across a shadow of a guy in the red light in the hall like the cover of the thing from 1982 and a guy on the phone sez 5 mins til the ship implodes like those idiots looing at the titanic in the 21st century

he tells her 1 of em has to stay behind to seal the pressure and head wound attacks with an axe so he leades him away after his gun was knocked away

head wound sez we woke em up/is over/u cant destroy me but jim gets the gun and shreads him like wheat

a tentacle weener comes outta him and its a few actually like angel blade an 

he fire son him ore an stays behind as things look over and the music gets meaningful

the shadow guy sez, lets go together to the depths of oblivion  

then we see its 2 days later and blonde is in a hospital and lady sez they all were gone and she was out for a few days

blonde wis out and he "yoo killed em" but lady sez "tey knew the risk"

she spazzes out and remembers touching the good on the control pad and her belly bursts open with tentalces like Alien an lady smiles as blone laughs saying "you got what you wanted"

the end

didnt' see that coming

that wasn't so bad

kinda trying to be cosmic or h p lovecraft but with some ridley scott and john carpenter

its kinda low budget but its not hateable

despite being  bunch of britmoes

some effects are good and it has a few cool things

the monster sea giant is a guy in a suit and we never see it rom the waist down as i guess its a mass o tentacles like urotsukidoji

i think it would work better as an 80s movie wit more gore but its going for a sea ghost/he thing below but better effects

i like how theres no cellphones and the themes o ancient civilizations and giants under the artic

is that like the ningen of the poles?

And to be fair, a lot of other sci fi films has lower budgets

Its worth watching and don't feel long but is like 78 mins

glad I saw this one

For Gods Of The Deep 2 I want the tentacle monster in her body to et out and tae people out, growing bigger with each person consumed til it has its fill and returns to the sea. Also its a 128 bit game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you are the monster and go around the city eating people and gotta fight miliary and escape wen its too much.

Gorky Park Review

Note: I spell unsoviet

Gorky Park

This is my review on Gorky Park rom the ditant fiture year to stalin of 1983(40 years before Robotech II The Sentinels)

Is directed by Michael Apted who id Coal Miner's Daughter/Gorillas in the Mist/Thunderheart

It stars William Hurt from The Big Chill/1998 Lost in Space/A.I. Artificial Intelligence/2010 Robin Hood/2013 Bonnie & Clyde, the evil Lee Marvin from Bad Day at Black Rock/Seven Men from Now/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/The Dirty Dozen/Death Hunt/The Twilight Zone, Brian Dennehy from 10/First Blood/Cocoon/1996 Romeo + Juliet/2005 Assault on Precinct 13/2018 The Seagull/M*A*S*H/The West Wing/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Masters of Science Fiction/The Good Wife, Ian Bannen from Gandhi/Ghost Dad/Braveheart, Opely Polish Joanna Pacuła from Marked for Death 1990/My Giant 1998/Virus 1999(those were good), Michael Elphick from The Elephant Man/Krull/1995 Richard III, Richard Griffiths from Superman II/Chariots of Fire/The Naked Gun 2+1⁄2: The Smell of Fear/Sleepy Hollow/Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets/Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban/The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/1993–95 The World of Peter Rabbit and Friends, Rikki Fulton from nothin I saw, Alexander Knox(Not the Batman guy) from The Four Feathers 1939/Oscar Wilde 1960, Alexei Sayle from Solarbabies/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Ceator denier Ian McDiarmid from star wars/Dirty Rotten Scoundrels/Sleepy Hollow, Niall O'Brien from Excalibur/1994 Black Beauty/Braveheart, Henry Woolf from The Lion in Winter/The Rocky Horror Picture Show/Superman III, and many guys not on back door, aids bag, candy a55, soy boy, beta male, Sodom bottom, Crator hater, gender offender, frooty booty, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung u based on plants wiipedia who begs for money to spread lies THEY want us to think are real

I never saw tis but hear its loved but f'd at the box office and only made a bit more than what it cost

after logo and credits and title to dissonant music we see people skating in a winter park

then its night and te soviets are lookin into 3 boies ound in da park

1 guy digs up some people in the snow w/o faces but te officials don't like him lookin into it

at the autopsy the cutter sez they were shot in chest/head and the defacer was pro at it

1 had red hair and cutter dont want to be with the kgb guys and the guys were here right away

main guy tells his superiors he's gonna catch the guy and is tol his ad fouht he Germans in the war

he checks this chick who's skates were found on the dead girl and she reported em missing 4 days after they were gone but she don't care for the people iced as shes soviet

theygo over evidence and the gun that iced em was in a leather bag as there's leather on he bullets

they wonder why the guy were shot in he mouth and realize its the teeth and look into it to find the iced were Americans and capped by a soviet kgb gun

so main guy looks into an America wo imports things and he tells a guy the kgb iced the people and its a trap as years ago he went after a kgb guy for wackig guys

this chic natasha like fat bimbo natasha crown takes a car ride and wait its the skate chick and she's Irina who gets out of the car even though he thinks she'd freeze

she gets back in and they et to he gray city

in an eating place he goes over the autopsy and he needs to know wat they looked like

he has the redheads head sawed off like the 3rd world and bins to to a uy who reconstructs faces and is impressed the main guys dad was in the war n di wins for the soviets

faceman don't wanna do cop work but wants to have main guys head after hes in h-ll

he gets the head wich we see and its cool and he needs to remove the flesh so get the grub worms

at night he listens to a band playing its so easy to fall in love by a ferris wheel like InuYasha Ending 1 and shake it up

he sees a guy lurking around and when he calls to him, lurker rrunand he chases

he catches him and bites him but the guy beats him and sez stay away so main guy sees he's American

he catches im again at a trainyard like busty Anna in Yugioh ZeXaL butgets his a55 kicked again

he has French booze at a place and then we see magots eating the head and its better than cg

main guy follows American to epic music and goes in the Americans place

main guy looks through his cr-p and finds drawings of the crime scene and photos of guys including a redhead

American returns and main guy gets him a gunpoint and maes him empty hispockets including his "trousers" wich is not wat soviets say, and ties his shoes together

American is a cop who's bro got iced in da park and wants revenge but thinks all soviets are in on it

main guy wants to wo with American but hes too irish to consent and main guy taes his badge and knows the names of 2 victims

main guy goes to a bath or spa with a uy and meets jack Osborne, possible normal an harry's relative, and he's lee marvin who's evil in real lige

main guy always waned to meet an American an only met dead guy but lee don't thin it counts

they talk of the anima the sable the guy imports and of how main guy catches his prey

later main guys minion comes in drun with a kgb file he stole sayin the skate chic was anti societ and kiced out o smething or being with a Siberian malcontent

she tells skate chic the 2 guys who got iced were her friends and someone who got em out lead em to getting it but she sez they're free

the face man is done remaking the face and the boss of main guy tals with a uy in a car ride of a car he bought

the guy is Fyodord and seems kinda ret-rded and works for the kgb.

they go to the cops and hang him out a window to find this chic as b0ning a gaijin and lee wanted a chest like a box made

they go to the Fyodor's place fill of boom boxes as its the 80s and when thy go for the chest this unseen guy uns em down

so his drunk minion is in h-ll with Fyodor the black market guy like sonic adventure 2 battle and the chao garden

the official say Fyodor called drun minion and ate his gun but main guy sez its lee and the 3 he iced were in on it with him and ne needed to end em

lee meets skate chic and a kgn guy follows her an main uy follows him an 1 ollows him

she runs an main guy beats out a guy and chic got caught by a kgn guy wo knocs her out and is gonna give her an aids needle like THEY do but main guy umps through the window and fits the kgnb guy

he's losing but American Cop saves him an they treat the poisone skate giel

Cop will take the remade head in the fridge as they don't want skate chic seeing it after getting up

he tells cop skate chic thins the 3 got away and the vics faces were removed

there was fresh chicken/fish on something i thin the crime scene andthey think the chest was a fake religious item

after recovering sk8 chik asks wy she was saved and he sez shes needed for his invstigation

she can't go anywhere as They'd get her an her friends if she stays with em

she sez lee is her friend and she sees she has little hope here

she stays with him as he goes to see lee and talks of butchering sabels and he might've skinned the faces like sabels

lee met stalin but as stalins dead it don't prove he did him and he's leaving in a few days and sez he'd have a sable head sent to main guy

in main guys place chic thins the hit on her was faked to make her trust him

later shes in bed as he's in a chair and she wakes ip wigged out thinin they're all dead and he tries to get her to trust him

she sez a silly lie is better than a hard truth and they smooch and b0ne for a while

in a car with cop he hears cops bro was trying to save people from the ussr anwas a Born Again Cristian and they had a Russian grandma

they go to a shed to find 6 sabels were fed and gonna be used there andsomething about the chest

main guy takes chic to the sable park i mean shed and goes over the sk8 rink an how se lead the trio to an ambush and lee iced em but wont tell as she'd get out as lee sez he can smuggle people out of the ussr and clings to a phantasy

she denies it and he shows the remade head and she admits they ha 6 live sabels from Siberia to overcome the soviet monopoly

they go on to et the other fae heas but find lee an moscows chief prosecuters are in cahoots and bust the other 2 heads with an axe

main guy thinks he's f;d and they go to catch the guys there after lee left wuth cop wacking 1 with bare hands an not caring as he's part soviet and never gives a sh-t

main guy tells a guy to get the info to the prosecuter and loo after chick

main uy goes o the pool spa w/e and sees his boss who offers him money and sez he needed pressure on lee to get the price of the sabels 

man guy reveals he recorded it like kevin in home alone 2 electric boogaloo an they fight over a gun

boss head procesecuter guy gets it and falls in a pool but soviets dont care as everyones dead in Russia, often inside

main guys taen to meet guys who want himto get lee, wait is the kgb and they wat lee and the sabels iced

this is in Sweden or Switzerland or the one with sticholme

lee in is apartment shows him chick whos part of this an he smacks her and she reveals after seeing the other girls head remake, she went to lee and b0ned him but she felt not dirty as she was so f;d by the ussr and got he kgb to trade the sabels to let him escape

lee has another 6 sabels and only lee/her/main guy know and lee agrees to get him 6 of the sabels

main guy tells cop an thinks they might betray him and gives him his bade and when they go to see lee, they find cop tied to a tree and his insides hanging out for illing his dogs

lee has a gun and its a Mexican standoff and he sez 1 guy works for lee

the guys fire and get it and 1 pulls a briefcase with a un sayin its money but lee caps him

they said main guys unarmed and he livesand sneaks around the treesas lee fires on him

he gets by the abel cages and lee gets chic at gunopoint but chic and main guy cap him with chic emptying her gun into him

he sez he agreed to go ac to spare her rom the soviets and she'd not last here ut they say they'd be together one day

then he goes bac to his homeland and it shows he freed the sabels asa positive ending thinking her saying one day

then crits to dark music

the end

that was pretty good

the music is nice and the acting is good

most of the actors are Irishmen or brits so they don't sound like soviets

esp with the 1 Polish woman actually sounding Slavic

but i still liked it and its well filmed and edited

the soviets didn't like it making em look bad, but the truth is offensive to liars

i never heard of a sable b4 this but its a good plot twist

its got that 80s film style of clear sharp focus and the color fits

glad I saw it

Its pretty cool and has hope at the end

For Gorky Park 2 I want it to e him a decade later after the ussr fell an going around looking for her, but she's in California and its the l a riots and he uses his soviet fighting style to beat through the malcontents to get to her. Also its a 16 bit eat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Arai Jaguar and GBA where you play as the main character an player 2 is a different colored main character and fightdruggies and cannibals and looters to get to and protect the Siberian chick.