Open Water Review

Note: I spell openly bad

Open Water

This is my review on Open Water from the distant future year to Oswald who THEY framed for solving an irish problem of 2003(the year we got Skies of Arcadia Legends)

Its directed by Chris Kentis who also wrote it

It stars Blanchard Ryan from Blue Bloods, Cristina Zenato from Shark Week and many guys not on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer Creator hater, wiener cleaner, Sodom bottom, hippie stoner peta vegan tree kung fu base on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who sies with liars who don't now what they are

I never saw this but its made cheap and inspired by a real thing

after starting with the shore an text saying base on true events we seeome video of a guy phoning a man aying "ont put in the boiler til i get back"

then he calls a chick who leaves and has the front door locked as this isn't Japan where people are civilized

she gets in the car an he sez its a vacation

thenthey jet to an island or beach or w/e anopening credits an title

the camera work is kinda basic n feels home made

and the vieo quality looks low

but i like it

so she sez in the hotel room she didn't o her email an after a montage of island cr-p, tey'e naked in bed and we see her nips

they dont b0ne and he turns on the lights to get a bug

so in ay time they go on a boat lead by a bog black guy like android 18 does thins with as krillin watches in bz fanart

they're going to see sharks and we getta montage of em on a boa like that song by soviet snl

blackasaur gives a lesson on scuba then they go in the water

after some chatter main guy goes in and we see undersea footage o big a55 fish

they go on he boat an it goes ut forgot te main couple who's under the sea

they come up to see the boat gone and theorize what happened

main guy sez there's coral he saw near by so the boat probably drifted off

theres a boat in the distance but it might not be theirs an can leave at any time and they'd be furher rom their boat

a plane goes overhead like Rick Hunter in Robotech

they se they're drifting in current ana boat comes as they wave

then we see gaijin kids on the beach and the boat they were on returns

in the sea the guy p-ssed and girl sees a shark or dolphin

spoilers; olphns b0ne people WOC with out consent

its like gacy

good thing Japan cops em up

so  shar goes by em which scares chivk even though se petted one a bit ago

it goes and she wonders what to do so he sez they like wounded fish so don't splash

i like how the surface looks from under water, its like cg in reboot in 199X

they play 6 egrees of seperatipon or kevin bacon an se feels something bite her an he feels it soon

its jellyfish and they swim a bit then she whines of how she never heard of 2 pople left in the sea but he did in a magazine

they see a boatan wave but aint seen

he sez the boat gaijin di a head count an theur cr-p is on board so they'll find em

they might be getting dehyrated and she had a bit of sea water

goku; the ocean is salty cuz everyone pees in it

pan: hot!

se feels sic an has to p-ss n lter is lying in the sea as a shar goes under her

she notices the guys gone after spacing out  bit an alls to him

he hears an yells her name Daniel an susan like tianic but not as cr-ppy

they reunite an they ell asleep an drifted

she elt something on her leg that hurt

e chcks her leg an it was bit by fish or something anhe sez it wasn't a shark or it would eat her leg

his leg cramps an sharks come by surfacing so he has em stay together an still

then an effing megaloon sallows em whole

jk realy they go and he eventually screams and swears and sez they paid to come here

they bicker an blame eah other over lttle things that might've caused this

he blames her job and how it mae em go now instead of b4 but she se he chose the date

se sez he wanted to go skiing and we see a big boat for a bit an birds circling em

they drifted more and not like inital D and start swimming on

she finds she had cany or w/e in her pocket or a55 an they eat it but sharks come and he drops is knife

his leg gets f'd and i think he's gushing blood, yeah it got his calf

she sez he's gonna mae it and have a cool scar to how his friens

then island life at night which sounds like a sonic level, and a storm comes

the screen is ptch blackan we only see them when lightning comes on

a har comes and then its day an 1 gaijin sees their cr-p on the boat

susan Watkins? like Sky Watkins from La Blue Girl?

so it ay an they're still out there

she sees hes dead and eats him hen turns into a hermaphrodite

jk thats Go Nagai

o a chopper goes out an i think hes dead so she lets him go as this wants to be Titanic but not eating 5 hours

I thin the sharks eat him wait thers a swarm of em by her an they're spazing out

eventually se goes under an we see the boundless sea

hen creits as people caught a shark an chop it up

in its ut is a fish head an plastic thin rom he couple i think

the end

that was pretty goo

realistic and a good reason not to go to the sea

they lose you're body out there, it might as well be in space

either way it ain't coming back

i used to woner why its R Rated when its only people in the sea

but nips an swears did it

its well made and has a good home made style with simple but effective camera

the acting is good an it tells the story right

sorta lie a realistic paranormal acivity, but there are demons so thats kinda real too

Its not long and has a goo flow an no drag to 

For Open Water 2 I want it to be revealed they got cught y seahorse people in an undersea base that works with the gov an uses people lost in sea for expeiments. After most of the movie being them experimented on an evolved, they mutate an break out and ice the people an sea orse people on the base. Also its a 128 bit game on Sea Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox an ps2 where you do mini games to devolve the couple an the 2nd half is a game like The Hulk where you bust up and eat guys an mechs an other devolved people.

The Bushwackers Review

 Note: M keybeord is f'd

The Bushwackers

This is my review on The Bushwackers rom the distant future year to Tojo Sama of 1952(70- years before robotech II the sentinels)

its rdeicerd by Rod Amateau who did The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

It stars John Ireland from 1948 Red River/1960 Spartacus/Little House On The Prairie, Wayne Morris from Valley of the Giants 1938, bada55 who got his irosh up Lawrence Tierney rom The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!/Reservoir Dogs/Armageddon 1998/Seinfeld, Dorothy Malone from The Big Sleep/Basic Instinct, Lon Chaney Jr from Manfish/My Favorite Brunette/The Ghost of Frankenstein/The Wolf Man/Of Mice and Men/Jesse James/law of the lawless/Young Fury/Town Tamer/Money, Women And Guns, King Donovan from Angels in the Outfield\Singin' in the Rain\Invasion of the Body Snatchers\It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/cowboy/The Defiant Ones/The Trap, Myrna Dell from : Dragnet the show in the 50s/1966 Batman/Unsolved Mysteries, Frank Marlowe from Sergeant York/The Great Rupert/The Admiral Was a Lady/Cry Danger/A Star Is Born 1954/The Man with the Golden Arm, William Holmes from The Picture of Dorian Gray, Jack Elam from The Twilight Zone 60z /Hannie Caulder\The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County\Support Your Local Sheriff!\The Night of the Grizzly\The Rare Breed/The Comancheros, Ward Wood from 1949 Samson and Delilah/1964 The Twilight Zone/1968 Get Smart/1976 Charlie's Angels, Charles Trowbridge from The Great Ziegfeld/1937 Captains Courageous/1940 Our Town/The Son of Monte Cristo/Sergeant York/Mildred Pierce/The Texas Rangers, Norman Leavitt from 1948 Music Man 1948The Three Musketeers/1951 The Red Badge of Courage/1956 The Ten Commandments/1959–1961 Dennis the Menace/Leave It to Beaver/The Andy Griffith Show/1964 The Twilight Zone/1965 The Addams Family, Stuart Randall from Tomahawk/Naked Alibi/1956 The Ten Commandments/1964 Taggart/1969 True Grit, George Lynn from  Kit Carson 1940/The Great Dictator 1940/The House of Frankenstein/The Snake Pit/D.O.A. 1949/The Day the Earth Stood Still 1951/The Lawless Breed/Ride Clear of Diablo, and a bunha guys not on back door, Sodom bottom, aids bag, frooty ooty, banana crammer, wiener cleaner, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, Creator hater, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, hippie stoner vean ait i did that oen, queer as a deer woth a steer in its rear Wikipedia, who hates the heroes.

I never saw tis but its not The Punisher Villian rom Marvel Comics an Video Games

so i was taking a hot shower like mai iranui an hissed te 1st 100 seconds but came in on the union army i think beating the south an the main guy vowed to not gun men again

then text saying the south lost and main guy went wet to avoid icing people

i think laurwnce tierny goes to a home and wastes a am for not leaving

wait he has the place torched and the fam runs

i looked at sailor moon ai art but think main guy interfered and got away

he goes to town an sleeps on the wood outsie a printing shop as the owner comes by an offers him coffee as we don't got pop yet

main guy sez he lost his horse an printer quotes The Bible of making words into plows

i thin he sez something about his kids in chool and we see main chic pull a un on a guy in i think her bed

i thin its main guy and he leaves thinking he might wanna b0ne her anhe goes outthe window and down the roof but she sez come back in or i shoot

its b0nin time!

so he's arrested an the marshall not mathers looks into it a don't buy his story

at printers place the 2 kids who escaped come by to live with a new fam n 1 uy sez its Indians

main chick wants em to name names but dad printer dont wanna

dad printer an chick solve the main guys ail thing an he reveals he has no gun

after talkin of the fam burned out and a service or the iced rents who were probably b0ned dead in the REAL verion, printer dad queers out o naming the REAL killer an chick wines of it

he don't wanna offend the leaders an this isn't the soviet union yet, we don't got ba rock!

after the service the bar opens as thats where they do it

main guy goes there and wants to buy his own drink but a black hat guy wait i thin its lawrencegets in a fight and 2 guys hold main uy for Laurence to beat on

he tells em off so laurncegets a un belt on him ad is gonna cap him but marshall better than mathers comes in like tuxedo mask an gets him out

main guys gonna skip town an sez bye to chic then goes

later pinter dad meets a guy he owes a paymnt to who wants him to print cr-p against the settlers he hates or he'd take possession of the paper

he has 3 days and depending on what he writes hed decie on payment

main guy comes by a blonde chic an her man who get him at gunpoint anbring him off for being on their land

they meet blondes dad wos a cropple and is surprise he dint return fire at blonde

cripple ad sez the raulroads commin through and guys wanna get the land he fouht the res for but others don't know of it

main guy goes by with a guy working for cropple dad holding a gun on him

he talks him into letting him go as laurence i near an after worer fores in the air, lawence  j fks worer an main guy hen books it

worker crawls on with his gun an hies behin a log then gets lawince a gunpoint and caps hm

i missed a part where cripple dad told worker to execute main guy in a canyon

chic whines of dad querin out to keep his pronting cr-p

main guy survivces and some guys talk o how theres no law here and the people gotta proptect themselves

maybe they can forme a group to resist the bad guys and do some Kind of Klub

so the settlers fin main guy sayin he ot BUSHWACKED but marshall like mathers coms in to arrest the main guy for icing the 2 guys who wacked each other

also the settlers wanna have an upruing like George Washington or Jefferson Davis

mrshall works or cr0-pple dadwo z the rttlrs probably now an money owed guy is in on em too

they wanna ice the settlers but workers in h e doble soviet England an blone wants to ice the guy

main guy;s arm is treated by marshall who sez his settler homies will be iced b4  his trial and he dont wanna be in it, but sez main guys noble ideas din't do well

he likes being marchasel and dont wanna  give it up

in prnter hole 2 uys come to chec on his paper but chic caps a evolved looking one like ack elam

marshal comes in an arrests the guys and printer wriotes a piece telling it like it is

the people fear it ein offensive an ateful an have him silence for saying tings he don't like

jk thats the candy a55 responce

marshal is shocked an figgers the prnter f;d but man guy sez he gotta protect em as marshall

printer sez preparing for war is how you protect pace like Geoge Wasington and the settlers who are like slavs or w/e are gonna stan with hi

wait i thin its not printer saying it

printes shop gets buste up but 2 guys who dont get off the hoeses like Raoh in Hokuto No Krn

a black hat hasles main guy i al so he ics black hat a55 an gets out

he chex the printer an finds him spazzed out an i thin they raeped him

he bits it a main guy fnally gets a gun and goescon a horse like Banji Suke in the later chapters of Oira Sukeban

marshal sez printr named peter was his friend and was right

peter printer? bettr than puffer!

man guy tells the eurotrash printers bit it an plans a counter

so the badds attac and theres a lot of hooting an horss unning around

prettu sure the slvs wuin like Polan vs the guys invading Europe an damaged the Holy Shrine

they go to cropple as placean hes f'd cuz main guy's there and took his gun

he tell em his men are f'd cuz they ran into an ambush

he wont go down an actvate a self esruct evice to blow the compound

jk really he acuvates his mechanism an extens his boy like genocyber to becme a yokai

jk really  he tries to get up an bites it from being too croppled

blone comes by banker  get he money but money owe guy sez shes not on the list of pople

she pulls a gun an maes him open it then caps him

eat that you candy a55

she gets the box and blows but he lingers enuf to shoot her in the bac an both go to h-ll

main guy is gonna ice marshall like mathers as chic sez dont

he draws but marshall throws down his gun belt and alks off to commit seppuku or w/e

late main guy ad cic are doing the paper

The end

that was pretty good

its like 70 mins but 90 with adds on Grit

Good filming and has kind of a 30s eel like a early talkie

ood stoey, didn't see it going that way

good messae against elites and big gov

plus how THEY shut down dissent in media like that irish son and his lap top in 2020

shows how w-/o a defence tool like a gun you better be lucky

i likewd t

its pretty cool and holds up

For The Bushwackers 2 I want them to run a story on a sasquatch sighting but no one believes em, so he goes out to get evidence and gets caught by em. They wanna breed with him to use his genetics to make their people more human to blend in, and he has to get out. Slso he gets bac to guns as they are not real men but demons. Also its a 16 bit game lie Flashback on Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as him nd solve puzzles to get out their pocket dimension.

The Sisters Brothers Review

Note: I spell manly

The Sisters Brothers

This is my reviw on THe Sisters Brothers from the distant uture year to Ronald Reagan of 199 28 i mean 2028(Aroun Tansformers Zone)

Its directed by openly french Jacques Audiard who id nothing i saw

it stars John C. Reilly from Above the Law/What's Eating Gilbert Grape/Never Been Kissed/The Perfect Storm/Gangs of New York/Anger Management/The Aviator/9/Wreck-It Ralph/Guardians of the Galaxy/Kong: Skull Island/Holmes & Watson/Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!/The Simpsons/Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, the evolved Joaquin Phoenix from Gladiator/Hotel Rwanda/Joker, candy a55 commie Jake Gyllenhaal from City Slickers/October Sky/Donnie Darko/The Day After Tomorrow/Brokeback Mountain/Jarhead/Saturday Night Live, the devolve Riz Ahmed from Rogue One/Venom, el devianto Rebecca root from Keeping Up Appearances, Allison Tolman from Krampus/Drunk History/2019 The Twilight Zone, Rutger Hauer from Blade Runner/Buffy the Vampire the movie/Sin City/Batman Begins/Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, one of THEM Carol Kane from Dog Day Afternoon/1977 Valentino/The Princess Bride/Scrooged/Addams Family Values/Big Bully/Gone Fishin'/Man on the Moon/The Pacifier/Laverne & Shirley/Tiny Toon Adventures/Seinfeld/Chicago Hope/Hey Arnold!*/Blue's Clues/As Told by Ginger/Family Guy/Two and a Half Men/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Gotham/Star vs. the Forces of Evil/OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes, commie Ian Reddington rom nothin I saw, Richard Brake from Cold Mountain/Batman Begins/Doom/Hannibal Rising/2009 Halloween II/Cold Case and Creed Bratton from 1985 Mask/The Office, and 2 kids not on back door, aids bad, gender offender, cripple nipple, soom bottom, frooty booty, Creator hater, soy boy,, beta male, banana crammer, wiener cleaner, hippie stoner vegan peta treekung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in his rear wiipedia who denies facts an don't even give gender offends real names anymore.

its base on a book i never read by openly canadian soviet California raised Patrick deWitt

after a lot of names of French cr-p its 1851 oriegan where the sisters bros say hand it over an they'll live

then a gunfight beaks out as seen from a distance and 2 guys go in a dark place by candlelight an eventually see a guy fall off a roof and end him

they see the barn is burning an go on seeing they iced 6 or 7 guys

we cut to an occult naval logo and a town an och c riley whines to jake about wanting a horse 4 a job

they ride out and at night wait its jo a quin phoenix not jake as a brother an they camp by a fire in the wasteland

they go on and talk of breeding an how dad was nuts or drunk and hey got his bad dna like he's a Frenchie

tey go to murtle cree Oregon with da gold rush

i think jake is looking 4 em an the bros go to a store where john c finds of brushing teeth

later the bros are at a camp and ohn c tries borscht

at night he wakes up to see a guy firing a fleeing guys from a bar or w/e

they ride out in day and later its wolf creek, a smoky city that wasn't there 3 moths ago

wait its jacke and a guy recognizes him rom san fran Sodom

the guy notices jake is happy to talk to people an they get along an have lunch

this is how brokeback mountain started

jake goes off after hearing where guys went an at night not jake brother plays a joke on john c and later when sleeping jogn c eats a spider

later jake/guy talk of how guy don't have equipment for gold mining and he's into chemistry of a ivinin substance to mix in river water

in day ohn c's all f'd out from a spider bite an in a rainstorm sees a dark haow attack him

i think it was a dream and its of dad and he's better and they go on

jape goes in a home an guy get him at gunpoint and has him hackle himself but jake beats hi out b4 the guy b0nes him dead

so the signal f'd out on Grit for a bit and later oaquin an ohn c are in a woo building and ready for battle

they ride trouh town and check the house but find jake is gone/let a note saying he's going ater someone

so guy wants to make a perfect soviety which will probably go wrong an become a dystopia

jake hates his dad like most booty boys and it f' him up

not jake and ohn i cant recall not jakes name and tis guy or existing, go to a bar with a gender offender barkeep

john c has ocd autism and has a woman give him  shawl an has her do it over and over to get it right

he has her kiss him but she can't take him an sez he's kind and not used to it and goes

jo a quin is run and ohn c gets him away but guys come to ice em for killing some guys

the guy open fire on the bros who run and the singnal f'd out

jake and guy interrogate the gender offender who wont open the sae so thats the end of him an he's head busted on the floor then the o a quin/guy leave

so jake i mean o a quin, its the same guy f him both, goes with ohn c an f u j stop effing out and wants to do some gold thing

they go to san fran Sodom and are amaze by a flush toilet an running water like the greeks and atlanteans had

ohn c wants to get out of cowboy cr-p and open a store and have a nice life

jo a quin wants to go on and they'd split up but when ohn c sez he's drink, o a quin gets his irish up like a Frenchie an storms out

the next day o a quin lets ohn c punch him to counter his punch last night

jo a quin narrates he woke up in a wh=re h=use and checked a claim under another name and found it with guys mining

apparently i wasnt looking but a bear attacs on c's horse b4 an it had a bandaid on its eye

at night john c smells the shawl and sleeps with it

ake is watching em sleep and runs in, kicks away their guns and beats em out

ohn c wakes up, sez they dont work for the commedore anymore and blacks out as ake talks with guy about icing em

the guys who wanted to ice the sisters bros and fired at em b4 come at em an ake/guy/o a quin/ohn c gotta team up

they say Mayfield the guy the guys work or is dead/tey wont get paid but they dont care

sisters bros and ake wot guy tke em out and at night talk of splitting the money with guy wanting to start a community in American TExas

guy sez the ormula isn't harmless an they need to grease up their skin next time

ake swins in a river as o a qiun asks if he buys the utopia idea but o a quin only wants da gold

ohn c's horse is ea an he talka to guy of how he has to be there 4 his brother an if u ice a uy his fam comes 4 u

ohn c's f'd cuz his horse went to h e double England and as kids ake i mean o a quin iced dad and it should've been him and o a quin was different after

i think he's possessed

john c cuts o a quins hair and askswhat'll the commodore do wen they dont return and he can be the new commodore

at nigh they grease up and dump chemicals in the river then mix with wood

the gold under it shows an thy get it and probably poison the watering hole

they collect it buwhen burned by poison, clean it off

say good bye to your gon=ds

o a quin gets f'd by the poison and screams

in day ohn c looks over rotted guy and ake eats his gun after being too f'd and not wanting to try to get better

now he's in h=ll like in brokebac mountain

after reaing guys note of preering the wild to civilizatuion as its free he goes to town an they saw off o a quinns b0ner i mean arm

commodore guy come or em and ohn c wastes em as o a quin fights 1

later they are in the wasteland at night and fighting guys

then its day in desert and horses running

then night like the room an ohn c chares his arm wrapping as we see his stump

they see they gotta kill the commodore and not rom the Mr Rogers Opera of Spoon Mountaon that moves me to tears

Gotta have a boss fight

Then go to the commodore but he's dead an to mae site, ohn c punches the body

in the real version he b0ned it for 15 minutes

the brothers go home to mom and get cleaned up

the end

that wasn't so bad

i was kina tought to tell he characters apart

and its kinda long

but it gets some things right

good acting and music

too bad its widescreen

its not bad, but its not super great

didn't expect the guy to lose an arm but live

at least ake gylsnthal ate his gun

we got 1 less problem withot you ja c=ck suckin sunnova b==ch

it was a bit tough to follow and not really clear who's what or whats going on

but i didn't hate it

it make like 14 millions outta a 38 millions budget so peole didn't care for it

i kinda see wy ut on't think it was that bad

plus the name sounds lie some kinda hermaphrodite thing

what is this! Go Nagai?

i like how it goes by with not much happening an lets you take in the feel instead of rushin a million miles a minute

For The Sisters Brothers 2 I want o a quin or w/e his character was called to have a reaction to the chemical and begin mutating into some kind o slug like ape creature. the movie follows his devolution and how the good brother has to keep him hiden when people come by. also he goes out at night eating animals and cryptids and it devolves him further as he absorbs their dna. Its also a 128 bit game on sega dreamcast, gamecube, xbox and ps2 where you play as him and go out fighting yokai an other things and take on a sasquatch tribe.

All Is Lost Review

Note: My keyboar lost sensation in keys

All Is Lost

This is my review on All Is Lost from the distant future year to Roy Fokker of 2013 (10 years before Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its irectal by J. C. Chandor who did Kraven the Hunter 2024

It stars only Robert Redford from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here/Jeremiah Johnson/1974 The Great Gatsby/2006 Charlotte's Web/A Walk in the Woods/1963 The Twilight Zone/Lions For Lambs

Its got only 51 words in it and the title comes from Ernest William Hornung observation that when courage is lost, all is lost.

Like Yuma saying when people give up they die inside

Kattobingu

After logos and title we get an upsidedown wood thing in the sea and a voice saying sorry/I tried/All Is Lost/I got 1/2 days rations

then 8 days b4 and redford wakes up on his boat to a leak anf it f'd by a metal rectangle in the sea

he lowers sails and pulls the metal thing off then gets a sea anchor and ties it to the metal

he throws the thing in the sea and it lowersthen leaves but goes back and sees the metal is pooping shoes

he gets on the metal and undoes the anchor then f'd around and works around his boat

he tries fixing the hole in the boats a55 and pumping water out after a sleep and his arm gets tire like he's been j=rkin of for 3 hours and his things gonna fall off

so he tries fixing a phone and cleans the water from the inside they f's with a map

he looks in a book and gets words on radio but when he calls SOS like Nami SOS it don't seem to go through

Later he has a drink and maes dinner but it rains and he goes out to enjoy it

after dinner as a bag behind him looks like an animal head swaying, he reads w/ a head lamp

in the day he goes up the mast and f's with the sails

he sees storm clouds coming and goes in to put the bottles/plates away

he does something w/a jug and later shaves

he rives the boat on the top but goes in and gets an April oneil yellowsuit to go up in the rain

he goes in to get a strap thing to keep him rom falling off

he f's the sails and falls off the boat to be dragged in the sea but gets out and on the boat

the water blasts him in waves and he gets inside and lays on the couch or a bit

he takes of the yellow coat like guys want April to do and the boat flips so hes on the ceiling

it flips again, possible from sea creatures turning it

he goes out and the boat flips with him thrown in the sea so he swims to it and gets back and its on the right side up

the sail's in the sea and the mast is down so he cuts the sail loose to kill whales

he goes in and seems f'd and the wall or w/e has a hole in its a55 so he's b0ned

the boat turns and he bangs his hea so later he wakes up to see water p-ssing in

he goes up with a life raft and the water inside is deep

he poops out the raft like soviets pooping on freedom in England and France then jumps to it and seals it like a cocoon

After the rain lie the nelson bros song or w/e h oes bac to the boat and sees its full of water

he gets cr-p and a jug and cuts the f'd boat loose while lookin sad

he goes back and looks underwater inside to getta box

He puts stinging chemical on his head wound and sews it up using a mirror wait he uses bandai things to hold it together

in the real version he pulls his face open on the scar

he goes back to the raft and leaves the boat as it goes under

so he's in the boundless abyss that is the ocean and in the life boat but as he's alone he's got no one to eat if he runs outta food

he reads a book and we see the under of the boat as a sea slug or w/e swims by it

he chex a map and draws on it

He wakes up to find water in his raft and scoops it out with books wettened

he looks at his head wound in a mirror and sees a new storm is coming

he looks for shipping lanes on the map and seals the boats zippers like that Vic Mignogna anime of that Yokai or w/e

he stays in uring the storm ante raft is thrown around as water gets in

he goes out into the blac abyss and hangs on to the outside

he pulls it over and gets on covering his ears like he's having an autism attack

then its day and he uses a pump but it f's out

he chex the map and gets water rom his jug then spits it out and tries again

still spits and sees its f'd with sea water

he yells f--k to give this a pg13 and we see fish going by under the boat

he sees condensation on his thing and uses a pocket knife to shank the jug for failing him again starscream

he cuts a side off and throws it away then gets water in it and plastic on it 

also its really widescreen and colored but medium vivid

h gets a fishing line and throws it in the sea

he uses the condensed water that evaporated from the sun and collected on the plastic and dripped in the cop he put in it

he chex the map and ssees hes in the shipping lane but sees no boats in this boundless area o waste and no land

later he sees something and its a boat so he gets a lare and waves it

they dont see him and pass him over so he throws it in the sea

seeing his last hope leavehe gets a gun he saved in case of pirates and puts it in his mouth

jk really later he sees a fishing line is going and he pulls it by hand which otta cut into em

but a shark ets it saying mine b--ch and we see theres sharks below him

ater another boat goes by and he uses flare guns shots

Later he uses his sextant not s=x tent where b0ning is in the camp and sits around for days

he gets a jar and writes a letter on a boo he has and we're back to where the story began

he puts his samurai death poem in a jar and drops it in the sea to wind up in a colossal squid

so its a blackest night like green lantern and he sees a light in the distance

he takes the plastic off his jug and puts paper in it then uses a match from his waterproof bag 

he ads more paper and waves and throes the whole book in

the fire goes irish and he falls in the water as the raft goes up in flames

its lie the Vikings burning the boats as they land so theres no retreat

he gives up on life and goes under lie that malcontent movie Get Out

then he sees the boat above coming to his burning raft and goes up

to quote aporia in 5Ds, at the bottom of despair, there's hope

he grabs a hand and is pulled out to a light and the screen fades to white

then cedis to a song saying our man and cast our man Robert redford

1 guy, jack grundy like Solomon rom DC?

efects soviet Canada

1 guy, michael bay, the transformer guy?

the end

that was pretty good

sorta like a silent film where its all action and little dialogue

its a well told story and holds interest while having good flow and doesn't drag

it goes by fast and don't feel long but does the 1 man show well

I enjoyed it and its worth watching

Glad I saw this, its impressive

and the effects are well done

For All Is Lost 2 I want the guy who saved him to be on a hunt for Ningen, the cryptid, and they can't get him to land so he's on the cruise til the missions over. They go to the frozen north and search for Ningen but fin 1 and gotta fight it off as well as deal with other sea demons. Also its a 128 bit game on Dreamcast, GameCube, Xbox and PS2 like Robotech Battlecry but with mechs on an ice breaker that battle the Ningen and artic cryptids.

The Trap Review

Note: I spell better than poison in final fight

The Trap

This is my revie on The Trap rom the istant future year to the evil king Edward VII of 1922(100 years before Robotech II The Sentnels)

Its ditectal by Robert Thornby who did nothing i saw

It stars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Monster/Mockery/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\The False Faces/He Who Gets Slapped/The Blackbird/Where East Is East, Alan Hale 1 from The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 1921/Imitation of Life 1934/Great Expectations 1934/The Adventures of Robin Hood 1938/Algiers/Valley of the Giants 1938/The Man in the Iron Mask 1939/Santa Fe Trail 1940/Adventures of Don Juan 1948, Dagmar Godowsky from nothing i saw, Irene Rich from Captain January/1931 The Champ/Angel and the Badman, Dick Sutherland from A Sailor-Made Man/1922 Grandma's Boy/1926 Don Juan/1927 Uncle Tom's Cabin/1928 The Viking, Spottiswoode Aitken from The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation 1915/Intolerance 1916/The Wicked Darling/Evangeline 1919/Monte Cristo 1922, Herbert Standing from nothing I saw, Frank Campeau from Intolerance 1916/The Kid 1921/Abraham Lincoln 1930/Call of the Wild 1935/Marie Antoinette 1938, Lon Chaney Jr from Manfish/My Favorite Brunette/The Ghost of Frankenstein/The Wolf Man/Of Mice and Men/Jesse James/law of the lawless/Young Fury/Town Tamer/Money, Women And Guns, King Donovan from Angels in the Outfield\Singin' in the Rain\Invasion of the Body Snatchers\It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/cowboy/The Defiant Ones, and some guys not on back door, frooty booty, gender offender, aids bag, banana crammer, Creator hater, sodom bottom, spy boy, beta male, wiener cleaner, queer as a dee with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu base on plants wikipeia who claims cryptis are fake but the moon landing happened.

I never saw this b4 but is called Heart of a Wolf in soviet England

Its based on a story by Lon Chaney but people claim it s-cked

after totle and credits its spring in north country in a village of French canadians, the worst kind

Now I've lived in soviet Canada and had to put up with those sub human animals

There's good ones yes, but theres' good lansmen who don't strong people up. Don't mean I say "I only hate the bad Klansmen"

so this guy Gaspard the good is happy to be alive and its lon hany, which is weird as he's usually the bad guy

btw, Canadian rench is NOT French

its like talkin like a homie is not Enhlish

Yo dawg, lemmy ax u diss, iz u ahh ite homie?

an if I put that on a Resume, They would HAVE to accept it or I could file a human rights complaint or violatong alleged language rights

Also I showed my rench Canadian homie I'm sempai to Kekko Kamen in Japanese w/fench subtitles

he couln'r read it as its not canaian french

Its a devolution of language

and the people s-ck too

esp the women. they are loud and b--chy and bossy and low IQ and wig out at the slightest thing they think is wrong

also they got bad dna. they're often dead by 50 from cancer or taysachs 

But these FACTS might trigger the lesser evolved cuz they can't hanlde the TRUTH

so he gets cr-p and gives it to kids and has a chic he's into but she like big blone alan hale

lon talks to a Priest and goes to church to pray asbac in the whenever this is, the frenchies use to follow The Creator

Now much of French canada defies Him and pays the price

its the frenchies fault soviet Canada wacks the young and has assisted suicide and bumming

but now their population has shrunk from it to like 16%

then those crack smoking apes whine "not enough of sovieyt canaa speaks what we think is French"

they saw off their legs and whine they can't run

but no one accuse the French of logic

so alan is with the chick and then its ay and lon is happy with that rench mouth like the joker

he talks to 2 guys mining wait 3 and sez this is his mine and puts a broken sign by it togeyher saying he owns it

or once he's a renchie w/o evil and talks to alan of wanting his mine but alan gives him a note and he can't read

he sez he always mines here and he won't give alan the mine and alan throws him ou

btw alan was he guy Sailor Venus wanted

lon goes to a Mountie who co fronts alan but alan shows hm the letter and Mountie sez he owns it as lon/dad never legally filed a claim

Mountie sez he can arrest alan for hittn him but lon dont and leaves

Mountie sez don't f wirh the alleged people as they/them on't forget nor forgive

as night came thecihik talks w/ lon looking sa but he has her so hes ok but they don't decied on marriage yet

she felt regret and he next day lons upbeat w/ his dog/possible lover

but chic is with alan in a boat and lon talks to a re possible woman who sed chic went to be alans woman

lon chex w/priest and wants to do something when he comes back but priest sez dont waste him nor harden ur heart

he talks to his dog whos probably gonna get b0ne by him as his women went to another man and dog runs out b4 lon can do stuff

lon feels f'd and wigs out as the French get their irush up but then its 7 years later and now he's hateful and bitter

also alans called benson like the robotech UU guy, ha his life f out and lon fakes being his homie

the chick has chest pains he thinks is laziness and has a son

also a landslide f'd the mine and alan has 1 f after another like he's cursed

lon sez he' help if he ha money and alan goes but some Frenchie come in and lift a barrel of possible wine to show strength and 1 guy gets a horse show from a wall

this scuzzy Frenchie sez alan sez lon's strong like his grandpa and tough hands and lon sez he'd break alan with em

alan comes for a drink and lon wants a bottle of cog nak bought in

the devolved scuzzy Frenchie takes off his coat and challenge alan but alan pulls a gun and blows him down

the Mountie takes alan in and alan sez lon can prove its self defence but lon sez he divn't seed

lon sees chck ying ater 7 years of h-ll and she wants him to look after the son whos half French half human

lon evily agrees and she bites it then lon brings son into his shed and sees to wanna kill him but holds of and lets him sleep on the rags

son sees scared and wants a hug but openly French lon is cold to him and he crys

lon goes to see alan in jail through the window bars and sez he wants to make him feel pain as revenge

he caused the landslide and laughed when alan got drunk and beat his wife/son and cuase the truble with the devolved frencie scuzzo and now lon has his son

lon lols and sinks into the night then at home makes son sleep on the floor w/o a blanket

the kid did nothing to him and he's tormenting him

at the trial the devolved scouzzo didn't bite it so benson wasn't executed

son brings in flowers and sniffs em but lon comes bac in a canue and son hides under a table

lon throws the lowes outsie and son tries comfoting him

lon looks sad anv goes to bed to cryas the innocent chil comforts his abuser

lon sez he's like son but is afraid anv is conflicted over his revenge and the ids innocence

the good eventually wins out and he hugs the little c=ck sucker and looks happy again

he gets son new clothes and his cheerful once again but its probably not gonna last

he sends the kid to school to learn of the flat earth and kisses him as they're French and like Europeans

son dont want him to leave and loves him so teacher lets lon stay

she gives him a book he flips through bt he can't readbut sees a city photo burning like how THEY destroyed the ole worlde buildings to cover the advanced past

in jail alan gets 30 days of for goo h=behavior

2 weeks later lon is happy again but hears in 2 weeks benson will be free and now he's f'd cuz thats the kids real dad who'll want his son back

lon walks out and has a big a55 and seems bummed but not like a butt pirate

he wigs out and hears dogs outside then schemes a little scheme

son wakes up scare by the dogs and lon sez he's trap the devil wolf toto and use him as a pet

is this a yokai?

lon makes a cage and son sez it can come in and eat em

lon rigs a trap rpe to open the cage to the house door when the front door opens and a bar comes down to seal the front oors a55 but he was a way to open it rom inside

he's probably gonna get stuck in there to save the son

lon's a skilled trapper and not rapper or cr=pper

later he talks to teacher who missed son from school and lon sez he'd come to school in a few weeks with him

so benson is let out and each night lon took son to a safe place and waited listening for the wolf in a cage

benson took a canoe to lons place as the wolves howled but son wakes up in the woods and walks back home in the daylight of night in a color tinted film

lon sees him go in the hoem and screamed to stop ut he went in and the wolf went in the home

lon scrambles to climb the fence and go in the home in the dark then get son out the trap door he came in

but the wolf gets him and he's hoisted by his own petard

alan comes by seeing the locked door and son in the fence area and clmbs in then tries to get in the home

we see the wolf eyes glowing in the black area

alan brings son away who's sad but the door opens and cut up lon comes out and he killed the dog

he's all f;d out and admits he did the trap but the Creator punished him

later lon is bandaged up and sez bye to the son who's leaving with alan and sez see me when you grow up

wo, he didn't die, kinda surprised by that

alan reconsicles with lon and goes offin a canoe as lon is bummed and not like in soviet California

the teacher comes by and comforts him and offers to teach him so he; be proud of his uncle gaspar or w/e his name is

the end

that was pretty good

nice story of a man being lost then finding himself

great acting by lon as usual

its not too long and goes at a good pace

good twists that i didn't see

lon plays a bada55 who kicks a55

its cool

lon wrote a good one

For The Trap 2 I want the scuzzy Frenchie to come after alan for capping him an lon has to stop him. Its a chase film with lon trying to catch up after fining scuzzo is already left and it turns out the scuzzo is part sasquatch an has magic Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16 an Atari Jaguar and GBA like Cliffhanger but GOOD where you play as Lon an fight Sasquatch an other frenchies to get to the scuzzo an save the alan an son.

Dr. Giggles Review

Note: I Spell Funny

Dr. Giggles

This is my review on Dr. Giggles rom the distant Furure year to The Emperer Hirohito of 1992(20 years b4 Robotech season 1)

its Directed by openly Cuban Manny Coto who i nothing i saw

it stars Holly Marie Combs from Pretty Little Liars, Larry Drake from The Karate Kid/Darkman/Green Lantern: First Flight/The Outer Limits/Superman: The Animated Series/Batman Beyond/Johnny Bravo/Justice League/Boston Legal, Cliff DeYoung friom The Craft/RoboCop: The Series 1994, openly irish Glenn Quinn from Roseanne, Richard Bradford from 1987 The Untouchables, Michelle Johnson from 1986 Gung Ho/Death Becomes Her/Charles in Charge, John Vickery from the 80s Fist of the North Star movie, Doug E. Doug from Operation Dumbo Drop/Eight Legged Freaks/Touched by an Angel/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Blue Bloods, William Dennis Hunt from Flesh Gordon/Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders/Frasier/Dragonfly 2002/Evan Almighty, and some guys not on back door, aids bag, gender offender, beta male, soy boy, banana crammer, frooty booty, Creator hater, maruta mouthing, queer as a eer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipeia, which don't even have pages for most of Go Nagai's best work.

I saw this before an thought it was good

Its based on a comic by dark Horse I never read

after logos we getta Hippocrates quote saying extreme cures 4 extere illness

thn title an creitsover cg insides and blood cells

a dr does heart surgery in  a guy in a theatre and is nuts so he carves him up

then takes the guys ands and grabs a chicks t-ts as a black director or w/e comes in to see the auuience i mental patienits

dr gets away catching a guy leaving and using his car to open the gate

later its summer and schools out so main chick's bf wants 2 b0ne an their 90s friends like the meat hea an lusty chick wanna go somewhere

main chick gets a check up an is told to avoid stress and booze

in this room dr Giggles beats things with a crowbar and main chick walks by

a b--chy dog yips at her an shes got a monitor on her b-chy dog owner thinks is a radio

at home she shows da her monitor and how she can't do sh-t til the test comes back an has issues with a woman

in  basement gigles sees his has photo an flashbax to im as a ki operating on a stuffe bear and wants to be a dr like dad

in now he blames the town for killing dad

at the home some 90s teens come by singing of a dr cutting up patients and how the town stoned him dead but his son vanished

they think sons still here and lurk around an abandoned home an look for secret passages

black guy/girlget locked in a room as other 2 run out to make out

bla guy/girl bicker as she thinks he wants to b0ne but grabs his big black parts

Giggles get his dads bag an blac guy f'd his arm trying to bust the door

they hear giggling an e thinks its the guy stu but akes an eye poke looking out the key anus hole to prank her

then gets shanke an bites it as igles comes in with a needle

b--chy dog and its owner hear something and go to chek it oot but run when giggles eye is in the peep hole

at a party w/ 90-s teensmain chick smooches her bf in a car but he gets booze an she dont consent

the cops come and end the party so the teens scatter

also this is 90s colored an wiescreem

b--chy dog owner I thinkgoes to bed an takes a pill b4 reaing weekly world news but spazzes out

then Gigles is there an her dog runs out as he ices her with a nose looking spike in the brain

cops come to check out the home giggles was in as b--chy dog woman called it in

they say a went nuts after his wife needed a new heart an trie taking it from people for the 1st heart transplant

black cop asks what of the son wo helped him? how'd he get out?

cops leave an at a carnival main chick sez dr's might need to operate

also her mom bit it from a routine operation an never told bf b4

she goes home anher rents are b0ning then trows something in the fish tank

giggles is outide and sees teens and we see a boy playing Dr Mario

Stu and his bimbo come home and sneak by boy to go b0ne but she has a c0nd0m from gym class

she gets on a sexy outfit an he drops he c0n0m in the john an uses a tooth brush to get it out

she goes out of the roomas its cold an turns it up but gigglesgets er with his han on her mouth an spikes her with a thermomitor in he mouth

stu gets the leay c0n0m out an drops it saying she won't notice an comesout to b0ne but uner the covers is giggles who iced him

then kid with a weird nes controller joystick don't notice as giggles leaves

main chick looks through a photo album and makes a sound so dad/his woman hear

a comes out to see the monitor or w/e in the fish tank and he wants to look for her but new woman thinks main chick is trying to split em up

dad goes out an new woman has ice cream

at the carvinal fair thing the lusty chick seduices bf

new woman ate the ice cream an got ma then giggles ties her up an gets a pumpwith a drill thing an tiffe it own her mouth et bac the ice cream and blood

bf teaches lusty blonde with poofy hair how to use a saxophone and she sucks it like a b0ner then they make out 

giggles ins the heart thing monitor and recalls is a cryin for his moms heart thing then evolving to laughter

bot laugh and this is like the joker

he wants to make a proud and save the main chick

at he air circus carvinel thinmain chic comes by and a blonder chick shows her b an lusty blone making out

dr giggles is there an saw her photo at home so he knows what she looks like

she goes in the mirror house as bf comes or her but not from his b0ner

she dont like him cheeting on her nlusty blone comes for bf but not rom her b0ner

goggles is there an main chick goes through a door but ater it turns the lusty blone is on it probably dead

giggles is bumped into an she alls through a mirror like cheap candyglass

bf sez get out an she eventually oes an falls in the woos as giggles comes 4 her

she gets homebut runs in the road as the cops run into her an see giggles escaping in the house

bf sez its a dr but the town only has 1 so bf sez it might beat the son and they dont but it

top cop tries to get the rest to say its teens screwing around but black cop sez thers something up an wants 2 know

eventually top cop sez in the past he was guarding the bodies from dad dr an hear giggling an saw the so come out of the moms body like the xenomorph ut using a scalpel

he got the son out in the moms corpse an cop spazzed out from fear and didn't tell anyone for some reason

cops call dads home and get the machine but giggles hears main chick is at the station

dad comes home and gets the message then the next one is "this is ur new dr, im behin u" an he turns to see giggles with a power saw an cuts him down

top cop comes b4 giggles can finish him and sees dad on da floor

he checks it but giggles gets him in the back of the heawith a scalpel but top cop sees its him an shoot him in the torso

giggles laughts painfully but is ok, he only needs rest

goo r but not the autimo checks main chickan bf worrys 4 her

giggles operates on himself laughing painfully

good gore effects

black cop talks with b an fins online giggles got out o the nut house weeks ago

black cop leaves an b goes out the window like all the things hat i used to know

main chic hears her heart machine flatinean good dr sez they gotta go in

then its giggles an cuts her open w/ her beating heart on her chest

clearly its a dream and freddy b0nes a soviet blonde

she wakes up an good dr w/o autism sez she'll be fine

then giggles shanks him and good dr shanks giggles leg

him laughin when in pain is like beavis when he cut of his finger in wooshop

goo r gets a metal thing an swor fights giles w/ a reflex hammer which souls like a robotech weapon

good dr's beat an giggles puts a blood pressre cuff on his neck and pumps saying he got 6 seconds to live like Kenshiro

giggles needles main chick an carrys her out the woos like the creatue rom the blac lagoon or cabinet of dr Caligari

blac cop finds dad saying its a dr an in a lab giggles has main chic chained to a table

blak cop goes to giggles home as giggles has hearts in a bucket he want to put in her

in the basement is bodies of his vics in a waiting room

why is there powe to this underground lair?

giggles has a mchine his dad made but didn't use an is gonna stop her heart with a zap

he oes it an the lights flickerso black cop comes in at gunpoint to stop him cutting up main chick

giggles sez have a heart and throws 1 at him then aps the pales to kill the power an escape

black cop blocs the door that move and cprs the White woman

giggles gets golf clubs an main chic gets better rom being dead an black cop sez be quiet/dont move then goes out an chcks the rooms

she walks out an bf comes in to help her an sez shut yo a55 i mean eyes in the waiting room from h-ll

giggles beats out blac cops gun from his hand and nails bf w/golf club then beats him through a window as main chick gets the gun and fires but misses

he gets the gun from her an is gonna cap bf but she moves is arm an it wakes up blac cop who runs as giglrs chases him

bf/main chicescape but he stairs effed out

in operating room black cop knocs over bottles of chemicals an giles fires but sparks ignight em an the place burnz

giggles fights black cop who chauns giggles neck  but giggles gets a power saw an cuts him up

b/main chic climp up but giggles grabs her lsgs so she kix his head and gets up

fmamabletanks are flamed and the place blows

main chic oes to get her valve fixe rom too much stress and behind a door is blood a nurse follows to see iced staff and shes caught

then cooke giggles sez i'm her dr aneys big blae tooles and ices surgeon

she gets up and is drugged but tries to escape to a store room as giggles breaks in the oor window

she splashes the loor with water and shock pafles it to zap him

why not hammer his hea in?

make sure hes dead?

nah she walks out but he grabs her so she shanks him with his own tools then he falls and it penetrate through him

then she wakes up an dad/b are ok o soft music

bf kisses her and her heart monitor beeps

ten credits to dr dr give me the news

The End

that was pretty good

good filming and music

the acting was right

and the effects were cool

i like the quips the guy made as he iced people.

the kid coming out his mom was cool

its an entertaining movie

its not gonna change hearts or minds

but its not trying to

its a solid slasher with comedic elements

and the guy playing the dr did great with his delivery and acting

its a good 90s slasher

For Dr. Giggles 2 I want the hospital to experiment on the body an it comes to life after a regeneration treatment and it goes around wasting people but more gore and he eats em now.Also its a 32/64 bit game on Sega Satrun, N64, PS1 and 3D0 where you play as him an go around wasting people.

Triple Cross Review

Note: My keybord is effing out

Triple Cross

This is my review on Triple Cross from the distant future year to the Italian stallion Mussolini of 1966(40 years b4 Tranformers Season 3)

Its directal by el deviento brit mo from maruta land Terence Young who did Wait Until Dark/Red Sun 1971

It stars Christopher Plummer from The Sound of Music/An American Tail 1 /1987 Dragnet/Rock-a-Doodle/Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country/Malcolm X/1994 Wolf/12 Monkeys/A Beautiful Mind/2004 Alexander/The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus/The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo/Knives Out, the offspring sacrifice=ing Romy Schneider from nothing i saw, Trevor Howard from Around the World in 80 Days 1956/Mutiny on the Bounty 1962/Superman 1978/Gandhi, Gert Frobe from Mr. Arkadin/Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Claudine Auger from nothing i saw, Yul Brynner from The Ten Commandments/Solomon and Sheba/Westworld/The Ultimate Warrior, the hybrid Harry Meye from nothing I saw, Jess Hahn from nothin I saw, Jean Claudio from nothing I saw, Anthony Dawson from Dial M for Murder/Red Sun 1971/Ghoulies II, Robert Favart rom nothing i saw, Bernard Fresson from nothin i saw, Clément Harari from nothing i saw, Annette Claudier from noting I saw, Georges Douking from 1935 Crime and Punishment, Edward Underdown fro0m Beat the Devil/Dr. Crippen, Howard Vernon from nothing I saw, Francis de Wolff rom Scrooge 1951/Ivanhoe 1952/Moby Dick 1956, Gordon Jackson rom The Quatermass Xperiment/1962 Mutiny on the Bounty/The Great Escape, Jean-Marc Bory from nothing i saw an a buncha guys often eurotrash  who aint on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, gender offendr, Creator Hater, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer,, soom bottom, queer as a der with a ster in its rear, hippie stoner vgan peta tree kung fu base on plants wikipeia who denies Tartaria and thinks lincon/ba rock was good.

its based on the book of the story of Eddie Chapman who I never heard of

it starts with a guy taking cr-p from a brit place and getting away

then a nerd doing chemisty w/ olive oil and it blows

then credits to ,muisic and a guy walking in a dark place

the news sez robberys are one by gaijin as they use gum and we see a guy blow a safe with plastics and tries 2 escape and avoid people

later the brits arrest andy whos in jersey but the brittish one not the shore one

In jail he bangs the door to get a guard and asks why germans are in the parade as he tinks theres a war on

He tells em the germans might wanna use him or his info and nearby is an axis building wait its a jail and a woman is by in a car

the men cheer as they gotta b0ne each other w/o broads

She goes in to find a man and 1 sez England will be no more

Yeah I wish!

so they bring main guy eddie not andy in a car

in a camp he gets a smoke and talks with a Frenchie of getting arrested

when guard comes in he gras Frenchie and b0nes his mouth. 

jk he sez stay out of my way

In the yard a French woman, the most masculine of all frenchies, uses a can on a string to lower him cr-p from a window

at night he uses a thing to sneak out his room and this seems like Kekko Kamen

2 guards wait 1 plays with a cat and he sneaks by and goes to the women cells

he meets French woman who sez they can cap i for this, as they shoul, purvo man going in womans cells

they b0ne but in the real version they were b0ning

they get caught and taken away and his cr-p is inventoried for after the war

he slugs down i think Frenchie in axis uniforn and is taken away

they take him out and execuite him by firing squad and we see him in a car w/ axis guy and girl saying thats what happened to him

he's given a new name to go under cover as the guy i think and a story for having iced a guy

the woman is the countess who got him from jail at the start and they meet Yul Brynner who's soviet playing Axis but European accent is European accent

Yul has him shoot the head off a statue from a distance and sez the shot broke the hidden mic or ears of listener and trust no one

Yul sez act more officer in furure with salutes and cr-p

then in day he talks german with countess outsie w/o subs and smooches her

he's trained to make spy gadgets like saltpeter to make a fuse and sen xxx at each message en or they know he's caught

countess doubts him but Yul sez he' her responsinbility

1 thinks he's a double agent and his crime past is mae up to trick em

she's in his room and gives him a backrub and talks of spy cr-p then they make out

an axis guy comes in after a siren goes off and pulls a gun to get him down so he sez shoot and the guy backs down and leaves

later brittih and soviet Canadian guys went to the coast and the axis thinks its a divrsion so round up the frenchies

they search frencies and eddie finds a guy with a watch and smacks him around for info

they hi guys in a wall i think and he finds French woman in bed and she knows its him

he sez he was dead and i see they faked his end to have him go undercover

he hides her as the frenchies are sent back to h e double England

later Yul sez he'd pay eddie 100 000 marks in any money he wants after his next mission

later he listens in on a thing and the tree gets blown and falls on the building

he goes in and writes cr-p then axis guy wo/ gun from b4 looks for him but he's on the room

he comes back with a cut hand saying its rom broken glass and gun axis tends to it

so they send him in a plain to soviet englsnd and parachute him in

gun axis thonks eddis gonna escape and ditch the mission

they don't hear from him or a while and are gonna end him i think but he sends a message

in start of day germans come an1 is Yul and he sez what took you?

he wants and extra 1000 marks and is sent on another mission after something of a gun guy having a pack of smokes having suspence and he gets it from him

He's sent into England and offers to give em the radio frequiencies of german agents active

they ont trust him but he gets em to try it and he sez remember the 3 x's

they in they wanna blow some plaece and they ave plans for him and make deals for money

he goes in on is main mission to sneak in the place, hide in the john, come out at night meal, plant a detonater and sneak out with the night staf in AM

he goes and the brits dont wanna lose a plaine factoiry or a month but are told they gotta as the gov wants it or their reasons

like THEY did pear harbor and the tow urz

so i think the gov blamed a german plane but the brits have eddie call the germans and they wanna have him back

brits dont think its safe and edie got paid but they send him back and he's interrogated by germans but its really training for real germans and its brits in bratwurst face

in Cool Portugal he talks with countess who sez he' be interrogated when he gets back

he goes back and has to writes all his activities as Yul got it on the front

they keep asking how he got the detonater/what he did for 3 days and gun axis sez Yul got himself out but now they got new instructions and Yul owe him money not them

they drop him in nautral territory and then he's brought back in a car by countess

in the john he finds a pill on him and takes it then 1 guy gives him a drink

wait i think he didn't take it

he gets the Iron Cross Award rom Zee Fuhrer and is promoted

look how nice they are, too bad he's a traitor

then Yul returns and i guess he's not dead

in a meeting he recognizes the aerial photo of the place he blew and the big guy who gave him a drink sees its odd as eddie never saw it

edie sez he saw it w/ baron but yul stans up for him as drink german would need to file a report and i wrong he's f;d

laterY ul sez this isn't the German Army that too Poland/France but hes more of a facifist i mean pacifist

they are out and Yul nees to get to candy a55 France by night

in there he meets French chick who he sez Yul is using him as cover to come here and send word to someone

also i thinks shes not a h00ker like the French made 20s Germans do

he goes out at night and meets Frenchie from jail and tells him what the Germans are planning

the Germans come to arrest him but he has Yul come out from being called rom his dinner and eddie gets away

at a dinner Yul/edie go in and i think they hear theres an attack planned by patton so they otta send eddie called franz as his german name to fin out when and where

then they hear the enemy hit normandy and things look bad

edie and some guy go on a mission and they get attacked by the enemy

in a club he dances withcountess and sez after the wall he'd keep on looking at pretty things and they split

in a place the rao sez the Fuhrer is still alive after and attack

he goes out and talks 2 Yul wo sez its over

drink germanarrests yul who sez he resists and carry out ur orders

he against his wishes caps Yul and i think Yul was pat of the plot to wack the Fuhrer

the brits say the germans Don't know how hard they were to ace but now THEY can get the German Secret Weapons

So the axis falls and everyone cheers not getting the commies are in 

he finds the records of his arrest got blown in the war so he was fighting zee axis for nothing

the end

that was not bad

good filming and music

acting worked and the story was a bit hard to get but not too hard

good story thata not only "germany bad, englind good"

the color was nice and its not great but works

glad i saw it

i hear its like james bond but i never saw those, but hear these guys who made this did some of those

For Triple Cross 2 I want him to get into working for America and looking into the soviets and maruta. Also he deals with a plot to bring back the ape man project form the soviets and has to sabotage it and set the lab to blow and get out in time. Also its an 8 bit Zillion Clone on Sega Master System, Game Gear, Nes, GB, TG16, Atari lynx and 7800 where you play as him and go around the underground lab fighting Slavic and maruta yokai and gotta get the keys to activate the reactor by beating the bosses who loose the yokai on you, then get out before it blows.