Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder Review

Note: I Spell like Manjyome Thunder

Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder

This is Ore Samma No Review on Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder from te distant uture year to Siro Ishii of 1995(Te year we got the Power Rangers Movie and Sega Saturn)

Its directed by Takuya Wada who's not on back door, aids bag, sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, frooty booty, gedner offender, Creator hater, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plant wikipdia who begs or money when it lies often

I never saw this but its based on stuff by Go Nagai who' the best writer in Japan

after credits of Liger doing a match and blacking out in the ring, they get him to the changeroom as reporters follow

this is in proper full scree and in good 90s color

so they get his boots of and he sez he'd be ok o compete tomorrow then gets up and  takes his mask off

he's got long tommy wiseau hair and looks a bit caveman

then title

at night a scoter guy wearing a helmet as he's not a gaijin who's god sez you can't, goes to a office to deliver foot or 6500 yen

wait, this is widescreen, gross!

so delivery boy like Fry in futurama sez the final match of New Japan fighting spirit in Kora hall is coming and Liger win easy is last one

he loves Liger n its LIGER the REAL animal, not Rygar, like that booty boy lover site AnimeNewsNetwork calls it

Why not call a sea horse ShiiHooSu?

yatura baka okama kuso gaijin

so delivery boy leaves after talking to Go and Tago wo bought Gyoza and Ramen

the workers take a break after eating and the deadline or haiosa priting is 4 30 or 5 pm and talk of Ligers match

in a White room of White light a guy looks at a glass dome

a chick is looking at something an a guy sez hurry up and give the position to Yoshia

she sez Ligers eyes look different than the Miki match

Yellow shirt is worried of Liger action of but its probably anemia and ge didn't hit his head and she pitties Liger and a guy joined the magazine they work on as  Liger fan but they gotta be pro

oh she was looking a photos on a White light board

delivery boy i think wait its a chick walks with a guy as an upbeat song plays

at a shop for Liger cr-p and a space with a wresting ring

a guy with normal hair gives an interview on how masked wresters gotta be skilled and is nice and watchs tv to relax on days of

a chick i think the one by the light looks at a magazine

at the office they say America WWC champ Nik Stein(Oy Vey) comes to Japan cuz of a wound

the chick sez his face in the photo looks Japanese and at the airport comes Bounty Viper and Yamakawa of NJPW talks to him

In a White Van like oj was in after chopping up all those people, Yamakawa was surprized to get a reply in Japanese and is in charge of disabilitys. he looks for gaijin wrestlers but s=cked at English

He offers Viper a tour of Japan like Kyoto w/Geisha as Viper looks in a mag at wrestlers

Yamakawa carrys Vipers cr-p and Vipers bodguard guy goes out and unmasks and I think sez no interviews and goes up as Yamakawa sez if u got questions call da company and avoid interviews

In a room Viper looking buff wearing only a towel is told by bodyguard is body turned well in Japan as Viper breathes hard

at the ring place guys work out sweaty and train

1 masked guy goes out an unmasks as an old guy come by

masked guy sez its been 2 years since he was at the dojo and dont call me by my real name, its Light Wolf now

what is he? a furry?

old guy sez he ran away a lot b4 and light wolf like light yagami and dick wolf fused was said to be a problematic young player but became soviet mexico champ in AUW

He wants to make a big return to Japan and face Liger and the American Champ

he offers half the bonus for winning to old guy who sees him as a son

2 guys come out of the closet in mean gym and old guy goes in with food

2 guys say he's at the dojo at night and sleeps/eats in it

i think the ring place gym is the dojo

light wolf sez to a guy pumping d0ngz i mean iron "aint that overwork? I wanna face u at ur best" and is told if you dont work hard on your body you get irritated or dependant

light sez he ell after a match but had a check up and pumping guy sez after Riot Wolfs match is over/i'll let you see da hole and agree to have a match

i think liger is in the shower and looks buf but has flashbacks of lightning and spazzes out making animal sounds

oh guys, we need thunderzord power!

and we see his a55 like Jean Claude Van Damme

guys come to the dojo but ligers and no ones there

old guy i think sez mr moga harvested todays material and fruit

chick tries to go in a door but old guy sez miki is on school leave and stops her

the interview can be published the day after tomorrow(When al gore sez the world will end) and the magazine guys leave

old guy talks with Liger of feeling sick and smelling bad(AIDS?!)and sez dont push yourself and you know your body

old guy tries the Liger Mask for a bit and chick is walking with the mag crew and goes off to see a school friend who lives near here

she comes to a guy in a mask and sez its relaxing for how much she's paid(are they gonna b0ne?)

she sez he's been changing dojos or years and i think she sez hes her dad

she sez she grew up w/his influence but he sez he became friends w/him

she shows him liger photos and he gets shocked

she thinks somethings up with Liger as she followed him for years

a kid wants an autograph and chick give him a pen to write to this wiener kid Junichi

that as kinda nice feeling

he sez he dont get whats going on in is body and i think its Liger maybe and leaves but a guy was cameraing him from a bit away

at night Liger dreams of a black void and ten a green outside plant place and a ki w/crippled grandpa going in the woods

kid all ad roll down the hill but granpa does ninja moves to save him

grandpa trains him in martial arts and looks like bien but not devolved as sega like music plays

Grandpa sez the kid Jawashi(Evil Eagle?) is a special human, everyones human like his rents but he's of a different shadow race(Like lizards?)

someday it'll be revealed and Liger wakes up saying he cant recall grandpas secret(recipe of herbs and spices)

at a press thing its said New Japan Pro Wrestling Jr Division IWGP heavyweight division will have Jushin Thunder Liger and A mexico  AUW jr heavyweight champ Riot Wolf(subs said Light before!)and American WWC Jr heavyweight cham Nick Stein.

Bounty Viper was gonna be in it but its a 3 way now

mag guy in yellow shirt b4 but has glasses the whole time so imma call him glasses wants to know more viper who beat Stein

he's told it was a non title fight and he thought he had enough strength but got booked by a promoter in soviet los angelas

its said Nick got injured and we see i think Viper doing push ups in a dark room to show he's evil

bodyguard sez viper blood is 100% pure and viper works out harder

we're only al an hour in? that kinda dragged. but not much happened.

at this ring viper meets Liger and walk of

wolf sez he's gonna beat liger and then we get the super triangle 1st where riot wolf cems out and shows off

then Bounty Viper comes in and it plays dark bells and music

Then comes Liger and it plays theme msuic

each player chooses a rope under a blanket and pulls and then remove the cloth over em to show viper vs wolf

liger rolls out and teres a prowrestling match with wolfs kick doing zippo

he jumps off the ring thing to knock viper over and the fight goes out of the ring where wolf is wailed on

its back in the ring and viper slams wolf around as chick with camera sez vipers eyes are like ligers then

is htis like devilman lady the anime with jun Fudos eyes?

viper uses a dangerous move that liver is shocked by and then bounced around the ropes to beast on wolf

then throws him in the air and knees the back of his head

drs check wolf and liger runs up

wrestlings real guys, people get hurt, like in plays and movies and ballet

and its real, i saw it on tv, like the moon landing

so liger looks at viper but viper goes on and chick crys

don't worry, he's gonna be ok, he just needs some rest, there's a hospital planet nearby, i can see the parachutes, he's ben sent to the next dimensionm

so the super triangles cancelled and outside chick shows liger the eye photo but its evil and she wants to know whats going on

liger dont know whats up and sez is dream told him past memories

he asks to find out about viper and not vic viper nor vic mignona the Italian Stallion

i think liger calls viper goes out and at night by the water meets liger

liger asks why'd he kill wolf whos like a kid bro to him

viper sez when he saw liger he new they were alike but ligers not complete and they are humans but someday he'd understand

liger gets mad and asks what its for but viper sez money/blood festival

liger grabs him but is beat down and viper makes demon faces and sounds then leaves

liger recalls grandpa saying the shadow race must not be exposed and his mission is to live quiet

if you live like a beast(gaijin?) the shadow race is a monster but they must never fight them as they are it too and destined to compete for love a shadows fighting shadows

kid liger sez maybe grandpa is waiting for em here in a dark woods

grandpa sez ligers a shadow and grandpa can live w/o it and forget all that happened til now, but remember he saw justice power in liger whos protected by light. shadow/light are twin bros, so go/never look back like Lots wife in Sodom

this light in the background s seen and liger kid leaves as shadow guys get grandpa

they look like oni or Kilokhan in super human samurai syber quad and liger wakes up sweaty

as it lightnings outside as lightning is light and thunder is sound, we see chick with a jushin liger figure and looking outside

in the day she comes to work and finds a paper on viper then runs to the hotel to see him

te bellhop dont tell her which room for security but she sees him in the lobby and asks if he's Azami from weekly gong cameraman?

shes told no interviews but s sez she not interviewing but wants to now his past

he sez he has no past and at the office glasses gets a call

chick sez she looked into is past in America and asks why'd he ice wolf and what of liger?

viper sez he'd give her the same end

she sez theres pro wrestling rules but he throws her down and sez dont touch me/i have no rules

at the office she sez she's Aizawa and hears ligers gonna face viper

you know, for a wrestling movie, theres not much wrestling

this nerdmo sez as the triangle match was cancelled viper aces a singles match of 300 00$ sept 27

ligers match is from player request and the reporters wig out

she runs to the dojo to tell liger viper iced a guy in an underground match in a bar in America in 92

also he was in eye rack in the marine corp special ops unit

Liger don care and she whines of him killing wolf and how liger might be iced too

he wants to find who he is by fighting him and we get a montage of them making the ring to 80s guitar and i think piano thats cool

i never knew it was woo boards under it

chick come to see him in is dark change room to encourage him

he sez no matter what he becomes, he wants her to love liger

he dont want him to bite it and a guy calls saying beat viper whos of the same blood and get the prize. voice was all over earth or pro wrestling and has chums in Japan but tis is a 100% pure blood fight

he wont fight liger with 25% blood is flowing 75% is from humans and he's the brain

his friends cause trouble all over earth and its their job  but he looksforward to a fame blood match

ligers moved and masks up the punches a hole n the walls a55

he comes out to theme music the Viper comes to dark ominous sounds looking effing jacked

his bodyguard is dressed like a priest with a cross and amish hat

announcer sez liger is 170 cm and 98 kg but i dont speak metric

he ref frisks em and they fight with viper having 1 eye painted like glitter glam rock

they pose a bit then lock hands and viper overpowers liger who kicks um and fights

it happen again and we otta have life brs to see who's doing better

liger hits him to no effect then gets beat on and his head nearly twisted off like analyze this with the wench

then he's lifted and slammed but evades a stomp

liger gets him in a leg lock but viper grabs his face and gets out

after liger gets f'd and throw and beat on the kicks out of a pin and gets beat on

liger kicks him down then pins but gets out and stomps him

after more fighting bodyguard interfears by grabbing ligers legs and viper gets the edge

viper throws ref down and the fight is outside the ring and beats on liger with a chair

ligers being strangled from behind but the crowd cheers for him and he gets out

then things go trippy and viper slashes him but ligers mask eye is ripped and he has an autism attack

lightning hits and it goes strobe and he fights viper then runs out

at night 2 drunk guys wander around and liger with glowing viper rushes by

the guys think its them being drunk and the liger and viper are glowing spheres clashing in the city like dbz or urotsukidoji

they fight in a ruined building and viper has claws

viper vibrates and devolves into a demon reptile yokai thing to beat on liger who's punches do nothing

he strangles liger holding him up and throws him but liger rips of his mask and scream then glows light as light things go in him and he digivolves into some rubber power rangers monster

he beats on viper with totally not The Guyver looks and is this factory? its always the final battle in a factory

viper goes invisible as i guess he can do that then jump attacks liger who goes up stairs and railings

chick comes by as i guess she somehow knew were they went

ligers hit by invisible viper but doesn't spit on him to see where he is as that would be smart

he uses a forehead eye like the occultists do like yugioh and senses him to punch him and turn him sown

viper sprays liquid in his face and beats on him so chick tackles viper and is thrown off

liger gets a ki boost and does the crotch to face Kekko Kamen move to slam Viper in the ground but Liger has no parts as I assume they're retractable

liger remembers wolf and grandpa and face palms viper who pukes blood and dies

bodyguard comes in and whines while seeming pretty slimy and devolved

he screams and has an autism attack as liger in beast mode hugs chick and soft music plays

lightning hits bodyguard and he catches fire like Ozaki in Urotsukidoji

chick begs liger not to leave her but he jumps off and turns to a glow spere and flys of

se sez he vanished, noting changed, she quit the editorial department and is seen with a cross necklace in the dojo

at sundown she sees Junichi in a liger mask as a 90s soft song plays

then we see liger on i think a rooftop and he turns to the camera and credits play to 80s music

the end

that was pretty good

im not into wrestling and much was talking and build up

but it has good effects and some cheeze

nice music and the acting is good

nothing like the tv anime Jushin Lier but not bad

good refs to darker things like non humans among us

Not sure how much Go Nagai did but this wans't bad

its only like 92 mins but decent

glad I saw it

For Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder 2 I want him to take on the dark shadow guys who take over a city and use the people as slaves for making devolvers tha turn humans into their minions. Also its a 128 bit action game like Sonic Adventure but a beat em up on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and [s2 where you use powers to take on these things and get more abilities.

The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon Review

Note: Space is fake, so no need to spell right

The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon

This Is my review on The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon from the diatant future year to abe lincon who burns in h-ll for is crimes of 1907(100 years bore Transformers Season 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky

I never saw this but according to back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, gender offender, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, Creator hater, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia, its a queer film, but they claim liberace was a booty boy despite him winning a leagal case, and Wikipedia goes by whatever girly mem ay despite all logic if he wans to feel like a chick.

after title we see a clown looking guy in a robe with designs on it and polishing something

a medieval looking guy in a tunic like Link in Zelda comes in and sends him out

they are in a big stone building with crazy designs and items like the scythe angel or a ladder going up(Like Jacobs ladder?) or small stools

yea they TOTALLY made this massive epic building with pre horse and buggy guys, no ancient tech or anything like flying machines, trust the official story, til it changes

so these eurotrash guys in tights with telescopes come in and line up

a geezer in a robe with a beard and hat comes in and clown/tunic guy help him out his robe

he gets to a pulpit to teach and waves his arms like an italiano on expresso while looking in a book

who wrote that book? isn't this the alleged 1600s?

tunic guy slept in class and gets woke up

clownmo brings in a black board or African American board as THEY want us to say

maybe ebon board like Yugioh doing Ebon Sun or Ebon Arrow

rope guy draws the sun and moon but 1 student draws on robe guys back

the board as under the scythe seeing as it lined up by it

the scythe angel bangs its arm on the clock as an alarm and the students run to the window to look at the alleged sky with their telescopes

robe mo goes on the ladder with clown mo and tunic mo to a higher room like ascending to a higher plane to see beyond

theres a star globe with dots for stars on it and a huge a55 telescope

they see in the sky the eclipse but look directly at it which otta burn out their eyes

they look at it with telescopes which otta f their eyes more like soviets b0ning their eye holes in the skulls

we see he clouds move and a face on the sun and a face on the moon, both guys but the sun is clownlike

theres a circle between em and 6 lines from it in a hexagram points

the moon comes close and looks effin gay as the sun licks his lips for the comming

the sun moves in as both make queer faces

the sun goes behind the moon and there's a black shadow around the moon

moon makes faces seeming bored as i guess demon clown sun is bad at butt stuff

the moon makes mouth and tongue moves as the sun exits

this is turning into kuso miso technique

sun moves on making faces and moon moves away looking frooty

this takes a while

then the camera pans down and not gt pan with her long b00bs hanging out of her small red top

then title sez the wandering stars

we see a 6 point star saying venus go by and it opens to have a chick inside

are the alleged stars vehicles with operators in em?

Remember Shadow Raiders/War Planets?

then a few comets with shooting stars and chicks riding em

sailor starlights, tage on

then a yokai dude on a 5 pointed star facing down as in dark occultism

he goes by I think Saturn which has a white beard man in rags on it

a sliver of the moon with a chick with a bowl thing on her head like a sideways C like a crescent moon used by Samurai bumps into the 5 point yokai

the yokai guy is a roman looking dude and Saturn comes by and jumps into her too

then the roman and beard guy are on the sliver moon as their star vehicles leave

the sliver rocks back and forth and shooting star chic come by to laugh

then text sez an unexpected bath

we see white things falling and i think its like the thing rm the Bible of the end times that happened in the 2nd coming that ended the roman empire and started the millennial reign

then we see an overlay of images and video of chicks in dresses with stars on their heads flying around

1 in a graven idol look like paganism

theres a shower of sparks and the telescope using the higher room are looking and the sun area is a black void like some cosmic thing blew it

robe mo looks out the window with his telescope as if getting a few feet closer will make a difference and falls into a barrel of water outside head 1st and seems to get stucl like his head hit floor

well, hes brain damaged

gpnna be droolin an j=rkin of on the floor

the students in the window look at him and laugh then jump down with the tunicmo and clown mo to help him out

he's spazzing out and seems ret=rded by his head hit so they bring him back in

he's in a chair with points and dazed and fall out and thy dry him off the wing out the napkins

he sneezes a lot and they get him blankets and pillows hen he's on the floor and they get him back in the chair

the end

that was interesting

good effects for the time

it had some queer seeming things, but it is French and they are that way

a lot of occult and hidden meanings

the robe mo getting brain damaged was like icarus going too close to the sun

creative idea

if you know what it means, you can see the meaning of the coded messaes

glad i saw it

its not bad

For The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon 2 I want the professor robe guy to be a brain damaged dude drooling an sh==ting himself and goes on crazy inner mind journeys to recover is broken brain. Also its a 128 bit 3D action game like Zelda and on Sega DreamCast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 wee you go around beating the damage in the brain that is sketchy monsters and after clearing the boss, the brain recovers and you get new abilities back

Sightseeing Through Whisky Review

Note: I spell drunk but never do booze cuz I watched Power Rangers in the 90s

Sightseeing Through Whisky

This is my eview on Sightseeing Through Whisky from te distant future year to American Icon Patty Cannon of 1907(120 years before the 80s Robotech Movie)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks

i never saw his but im reviewing tis guys films, which are pretty good despite his disability o being a frenchmo

Atfer title we get these ruins with pillar and arches like the Greek or roman or olde worlde during the millennial reign before the little season of deception

these people in explorer helmets come in with a guide who's probably tellin of the olde world and its high tech

1 of em a a gross devolved possible woman or man in a dress cuz he got b0ned in the mouth and went nuts like that abridgers woman

el devolvo lay down an goes to sleep on the floor like a junkie as the group goes on

then some soviets come in and b0ne her dead

jk really a guy in a tuxedo like the demon worshippers circus's are based on, stay and gets booze

after chubbing I mran chugging or a while and spazzing out a alcohol causes issue and you stumble around, can't use fine nor gross motor skill, can;' walk., can't talk

its like you got brain damagk

now I have a lot of awful thoughts, but I keep em sealed away

don't wanna say or do something I'd regret

is like Pandora's Pox I mwan Box

so he blacks out and this chic in a head cloth and robe comes in to wake him

so cloth chick waves her arms like a spazzmo and this steam boils from an item

it summons a White being with a staff and a big coin with a face on it

coin being summons a fountain with 3 chix in it and this feels like Sailor Moon meets Yugioh with the Lightlords

You think the lightlords in yugioh' realm of light is like the Paradise the Holy went in another higher realm?

drunkmo wants the chix but they wink out b4 he gets em

biblical bearded guys come in as do women prancing in white dresses with wands and flowers on the end

he dances around but falls as he's hammered and the Bible guys shove him on his monkey a55 as the chix go

the bible guys bring in a donkey or jacka55 like dat african from 2008-16 in the Land of the free he tried to devolve

this roman guy in a robe and with laurels in his hair and wine comes in and gives him gold containers and cup of liquor

a55 and friends leave so guys in poofy outfits bring in this box of items maybe high tech cr-p

it turns into a multisced spark barfing thing with a fence when he touches it

chick waves at it to wink it away and drunkmo jumps out

he wants food and is gonna go so robe chick throws him down and summons a gold thing with 5 chicks on it positioned like the Olympic rings as THEY are into evil

a light dressed chic with b00b protectors comes in a White veil and lays down on the devolved chick

he lays on her and it fades to real life and hes h=mping the ugly alleged chick who beats him with a broom and the guide comes in, beats on him and they leave

the end

that was pretty cool

shows how devolved the French are

drinking and lusting

good refs of the not really ancient past or bible and millennial reign

maybe this guy is psychic or the booze made him see things

when mind altering substances are used, the spiritual defences go down so dark forces can access

like pagan tribes licking toads or smoking cr-p to commune with spirits

according to back door, aids bag, soy boy, beta male, gender offender, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, frooty booty, Creator Hater hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung u based on plants, Sodom bottom, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wikipedia, wo renames crazy peoples made up names but not lakes and guls officially renamed, the donkey guy was a pagan god of wine

good use of occult and real things that many probably ad recall o back then

remember, napolean and 1812 happened around the same time and many past cities were blown out

and this was the 1900s

the effects were nice and the acing fit the time

glad i saw it

its better when you know what THEY tried to hide

For Sightseeing Through Whisky 2 I want the guy to get outta jail and in other wind dont give him visions, so he finds this bottle had a secret chemical that let him see beyond. He takes another bottle and uses it to find a Japanese underworld thing of Yokai and has to try t escape, but 1 grabs him and gets to our world and the yokai come through him as a portal to the world. Its revealed the booze the pagan god gave him mutated him to let yokai in and he jumps in a volcano to seal it. Also its a 128 bit action game on sega Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you play as him in the realms and trying to get to he volcano

Good Glue Sticks Review

Note: I Spell like glue eaters

Good Glue Sticks

This is my review on Good Glue Sticks from the ditant iture year to Oscar Wile of 1907 (120 years before Transformer Zone)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art.

I never saw this but this frenchie often does good films but also dark occultism like Yugioh

After title we see a stand selling cr-p and a guy n a cr-ppy hat with a beard

i think its a gaijin or one of THEM

guys come up and e has a sign saying The Best Glue

Don't at glue, its made of horses and not kosher

imagine gluing your butt closed and eatin a lot of foreign food to build pressure til you blow out?

so some alleged people or frenchies buy the glue and e gives a demonstration o brushing some on a paper and sticking another paper on it

2 guys looking maybe like cops or train guys like yugioh zexal with anna and her trains b0ning guys by driving em in the anus

the devolved duo move away the people in White from buying the glue and gain store owner wis out like a soviet lover hearing the good America did and sends em away

gaijin store guy goes out with a container of some fluid as we see the duo going by a bench and statues like in rome or Greece or the millennial reign

they go to sleep and old ands as in europe its not queer like wearing a speedo or kissing guys like italianoes do

they sleep in public outside? must not worry of crime or guys b0ning em in their sleep, like a paradise with no evil

gaijin comes by and paints their sleeves then makes a sound to scare em to bump into each other and stick

is this where we got Stuck On You by the Super Farley Bros?

they stumble around trying to figure out how to move as a swam of alleged humans or frenchies come in and laugh at their disability

they take off their coats which ae probably ruined and the coats did no wrong

and then taking of stuck clothes makes em smarter than Honda in Yugioh Season 0 as in the manga his coat got caught and he stayed behind to die in Kaiba's Death T Par instead of taking it off as hes a effin dumba55

they go after the gaijin store glue man who returned to his store laughing at the guys he wronged

as 2 wrongs make a right

hes packing up and replace up with fudge and its France

the duo comes in and catch him and wrestle him to the round as a guy carrying newspapers falls over seeming like Mr McFeeley in Mr Rogers

they hold him down and pour the glue in his a55 to seal it forever so nothing goes in and nothing goes out

jk really they paint his back and stick him to a wall

is this them stringing him up?

the hairy gross gaijin spazzes out all 4 limbs like the bug it is so the alleged humans or frenchies pry it of the wall door thing with sticks

i think its butt pants came off so he dont show the camera his rotting hairy a55 with bites taken out rom his rituals

they put newspaper on it and that thing skips town to spread its plague to other places

the end

that was petty fun

sorta like a long mentos commercial

its fitting of the 1900s and as res to hidden things lie the statues and them trusting to sleep in public as if used to a moral ara tul this gain came in

good message of removing malefic forces with their own evil

glad I saw it

For Good Glue Sticks 2 I want te gain to come to a town and spread poison glue to mutate people into demons so th cops gotta beat the evil outta em and take out the gaijin who uses his poison to devolve into a big ross hair yokai. Is also a 16 bit Beat Em Up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA were up to 4 players are cops with holy limb guards tat beat the evil outta the devolved,

The Knight Of Black Art Review

Note: I spell like not batman

The Knight Of Black Art

This is my review on The Knight Of Black Art from the istant future year to Shutendoji of 1907(100 years before transformes season 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire

I never saw this like many of this guys films but he does good stuff with a lot o occultism

after title we see a stone inner building made TOTALLY by pre horse and buggy guys and some musketeers come in

wait its 1 and theres some possible chicks but its hard to tell wit frenchies being so sissy

musketeer take of his cloak an blade and as the possible chicks throw em up but they don't come down

imagine if they threw up in each others butts?

A reverse Human Centipede!

he has 1 possible chick get big hoop rings and a table he puts 1 on then a cloth over it

he puts the other ring on it and presses em to make a drum thing

like king piccolo making drum in Dragon Ball

and both Nameks and frenchies are like hermaphrodites

unlike manly soviets and curvy soviet chicks they b0ne

he paints a face on the drum with a smile which is weird as frenhies aint happy, often from feminism or crippled dna

he used black magic to aim its arm at the drum and the face gets happier

ten punches in its eyes and pulls out booze bottles

Sonic Sez Beer is NO good!

then punches in its mouth and pulls out long cloths for a while

then pulls live birds outta its mouth

is this a dimension hole?

he shows theres noting in the other side only a drum and ring

then puts it back and pulls out mouth cloth

wait its dresses like french men like to wear

after a buncha dresses from h-ll he pulls the cloth off the drum and clones the alleged females by moving 1 to the left 1 to the right and there's others like em behind em

then throws dresses on em and it cuts to em wearing dresses

they walk in a pattern probably for leaving ki trails to link em or spell things like a Transmutation Circle in FMA by American HERO Vic Mignogna

they line up and pull of the dresses to a cut of ten in em and out em then vanish

the musketeer and last alleged woman tie the last ring to 4 White strings from above(occult symbol)

he has the assistant alleged female sit under it and waves him hand to have a guy summon from the ring above it

its a chick in a clamshell like The Birth Of Venus from the alleged castlevania days but clothed

then has her sink back into the gate

was that the assitants stand like in jojo?

the assistant stands in the ring but is shoved down by musketeer mage

they take it of the strings and he gets on a pedestal then runs the rung over him

the ring vanishes then he turns semi clear and the ring moves over him to vanish him

its on 2 White Stri9ngs like the 2 witnesses at the end before the last thing in The Bible

he umps out behind the alleged chick assistant and gets the ring, pulls it in 2 and lines em up, then gets on a bk thats summoned and rides off

the end

that was pretty cool

more magic and tricks that i wasn't expecting

some occultist refs and themes

no words, only visual

like Sonic 3 and Knuckles

I liked it and you can tell when they changed the film or cut away to fake it

but its entertaining

you may think "did they have bikes bac then?" but temples have carvings o men on bikes and of dinosaurs

look it up, its real

For The Knight Of Black Art 2 I want the families of the chicks he vanished to go on a hunt for him to get em back. They go to his place after a trip and into his dimension of weird tim burton la blue girl cr-p. Also its a top down 4 player Zelda like game on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you go around the quest to find him and the quest in the demon realm for the 2nd part and go from 1 square screen to the next like Zelda 4 swords.

The Genii Of Fire Review

Note: I Can Spell On FiRe, Like The AIDS Of SoDoMy

The Genii Of Fire

This is my review on The Genii Of Fire from the distant future year to pharaoh Atem of 1908(120 year bore the 2n Rootech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late

candy a55 Wikipedia sez its got occult refs but the directer was not in the demon club but his dad was in similar groups

I never saw this and its suppose to say Genie but the French cant spell and don't got souls

Outside a cave with pillars of carved stone a chic worships

an older couple comes by with the guy having a huge schnozz and moustache and the woman looking mature like the kind who b0ned high school guys

i think they may be royal with fancy outfits

she wants to go in the cave but he don't

the chick worshipping is really a dude as i didn't see its face

he trys to warn em that something will f their eyes but then goes

she goes in pulling him and in it are triangle signs in the architecture and in the walls

the doorways are like 10 feet tall, probably for giants or other demons like sasquatch or oni

these beardo and turban guys like the ones that ruin other countries come in with alleged females on the other side in White like The Klan would do later

they catch the couple and head beardo has tribal guys in skull face with torches and long loincloth or diapers

the tribesman hold em down they the doors open to a fire in it that turns to a demon yokai thing that walks out with a maybe red bodysuit and turban and long beard

it wiggles around and curls its arms around its legs to aim butt at camera then does the splits

it stands up and more/sparks burst behind it for a bit then raises a huge wine glass like for a giant

a chick in a pointy hat comes out and I think the sparks f'd out the couple eyes

she poofs away and the area with the door is gone to show an open circle room that has steps leading up, like a temple in a sonic game

the tribal guys cartwheel out and the head beardo has em bring in a huge wine glass with things on the sides they detach like dragon graven idols

these women dressed roman are hanging on the sides and middle behind it and burst into spark flames that shower on the couple

k now they're eyed are f'd out and the glass is gone

is this like soviet india with the guy cooking out slum kids eyes with a spoon in slumdog millionaire?

or gypsies mutilating Human kids to use for begging like The Man Who Laughs?

the couple and cult step toward the camera creppily with arms out and the couple leaves the cave

they pray for help and he devolved guy who tried to stop em comes by seeing they're f'd

he uses i think secret herbs and spices on their eyes to heal em so they go of and he yells in the cave

the end

that as pretty good

I'm not in any demon cults so I don't know how accurate this is but it seems like something They'd do

good effects for the time and it gave me the creeps with the cult marching to the camera

the demon effects were interesting and good pyrotechnics

I think the guy at the start may be an angel guarding the cave temple like Zelda and keeps em in

pretty cool film and pretty freaky

and it didn't need cg lol

For The Genii Of Fire 2 I want the couple to have trained in holy arts and lead an attack on the demon temple but the demons and cult members in it ight back. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar  and GBA where 1 player is the guy and the other is the chick in holy armor and taking on various demons as bosses while exploring the deep temple.

Why That Actor Was Late Review

Note: I spell etter tan ators do on celeb jeopardy

Why That Actor Was Late

This is my review on Why That Actor Was Late rm the distant future year to American HERO Nathan Bedford Forest f 1908(120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography

I never saw it but this was kinda before movie stars but i think they had play actors then

if you believe e official story of alleged history

after title we get actual words saying knocking down managers

in a bar with painted on bottles on the walls like the simpsons these guys drink

a big guy with a bowler hat, coat and smoke gets up and goes but bumps people who fall over

in the real version he b0ned em dead

outside with stores painted on the walls we see a 10 foot tall thing like a phone booth with a leaf or peal like dome and point, probably some olde worlde thing

theres a 1900s car and a cart stops by it with a guy looking over its cr-p

a guy carrying a buncha boxes is shoved over like the soviets b0ning people dead by the big guy who gets in the car as is victims leave

the driver open the front to f with and big guy gets out to check then back in and they eventually drive our

a cop stops em and big guy gets out to hassle the cop then this long phaIIic car like a rocket car in some sci fi thing comes in

big guy stands on the back of it an it drives off

cop hassles 1st driver and he gets to effing the front of the car

at some building or plays or w/e these people go in and out and not only the butt

big guy gets there and shoves over a waiter or w/e holding cr-p

i think its a movie studio and he nocks things over and is rough like a soviet

he shoves over guys on stairs and theres a lot of shots besides 1 room like most of the directors other things

he gets to his dressing room and a guy helps him get changed and put on a wig

a buncha freaks in 1700 costumes come in and b--ch at him

he throws white power probably nose candy at em hen goes to perform

the end

that wasnt bad

good physical comedy

surprised it had so many scenes and word cards

good action

not much to the story

could be a mentos commercial

show how the French are rude and bossy and cr-ppy

its a decent film

For Why That Actor Was Late 2 I want hi to be at a nose candy party and notices he's late but has a more berserk thing goin around town beating on people and taing bits outta em in a drugged up rampage. Also its a 32/64 bit game on Sea Saturn, N6, ps1 and 3do where you play a the guy and go around like Postal but 3rd person an plays like Fighting Force or w/e the game that was almost Streets Of Rage 4 was and gotta get to there before time run out but have the option to wreak havoc and time stops as you beat people, up for some reason