The Trap Review

Note: I spell better than poison in final fight

The Trap

This is my revie on The Trap rom the istant future year to the evil king Edward VII of 1922(100 years before Robotech II The Sentnels)

Its ditectal by Robert Thornby who did nothing i saw

It stars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Monster/Mockery/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\The False Faces/He Who Gets Slapped/The Blackbird/Where East Is East, Alan Hale 1 from The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 1921/Imitation of Life 1934/Great Expectations 1934/The Adventures of Robin Hood 1938/Algiers/Valley of the Giants 1938/The Man in the Iron Mask 1939/Santa Fe Trail 1940/Adventures of Don Juan 1948, Dagmar Godowsky from nothing i saw, Irene Rich from Captain January/1931 The Champ/Angel and the Badman, Dick Sutherland from A Sailor-Made Man/1922 Grandma's Boy/1926 Don Juan/1927 Uncle Tom's Cabin/1928 The Viking, Spottiswoode Aitken from The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation 1915/Intolerance 1916/The Wicked Darling/Evangeline 1919/Monte Cristo 1922, Herbert Standing from nothing I saw, Frank Campeau from Intolerance 1916/The Kid 1921/Abraham Lincoln 1930/Call of the Wild 1935/Marie Antoinette 1938, Lon Chaney Jr from Manfish/My Favorite Brunette/The Ghost of Frankenstein/The Wolf Man/Of Mice and Men/Jesse James/law of the lawless/Young Fury/Town Tamer/Money, Women And Guns, King Donovan from Angels in the Outfield\Singin' in the Rain\Invasion of the Body Snatchers\It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/cowboy/The Defiant Ones, and some guys not on back door, frooty booty, gender offender, aids bag, banana crammer, Creator hater, sodom bottom, spy boy, beta male, wiener cleaner, queer as a dee with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu base on plants wikipeia who claims cryptis are fake but the moon landing happened.

I never saw this b4 but is called Heart of a Wolf in soviet England

Its based on a story by Lon Chaney but people claim it s-cked

after totle and credits its spring in north country in a village of French canadians, the worst kind

Now I've lived in soviet Canada and had to put up with those sub human animals

There's good ones yes, but theres' good lansmen who don't strong people up. Don't mean I say "I only hate the bad Klansmen"

so this guy Gaspard the good is happy to be alive and its lon hany, which is weird as he's usually the bad guy

btw, Canadian rench is NOT French

its like talkin like a homie is not Enhlish

Yo dawg, lemmy ax u diss, iz u ahh ite homie?

an if I put that on a Resume, They would HAVE to accept it or I could file a human rights complaint or violatong alleged language rights

Also I showed my rench Canadian homie I'm sempai to Kekko Kamen in Japanese w/fench subtitles

he couln'r read it as its not canaian french

Its a devolution of language

and the people s-ck too

esp the women. they are loud and b--chy and bossy and low IQ and wig out at the slightest thing they think is wrong

also they got bad dna. they're often dead by 50 from cancer or taysachs 

But these FACTS might trigger the lesser evolved cuz they can't hanlde the TRUTH

so he gets cr-p and gives it to kids and has a chic he's into but she like big blone alan hale

lon talks to a Priest and goes to church to pray asbac in the whenever this is, the frenchies use to follow The Creator

Now much of French canada defies Him and pays the price

its the frenchies fault soviet Canada wacks the young and has assisted suicide and bumming

but now their population has shrunk from it to like 16%

then those crack smoking apes whine "not enough of sovieyt canaa speaks what we think is French"

they saw off their legs and whine they can't run

but no one accuse the French of logic

so alan is with the chick and then its ay and lon is happy with that rench mouth like the joker

he talks to 2 guys mining wait 3 and sez this is his mine and puts a broken sign by it togeyher saying he owns it

or once he's a renchie w/o evil and talks to alan of wanting his mine but alan gives him a note and he can't read

he sez he always mines here and he won't give alan the mine and alan throws him ou

btw alan was he guy Sailor Venus wanted

lon goes to a Mountie who co fronts alan but alan shows hm the letter and Mountie sez he owns it as lon/dad never legally filed a claim

Mountie sez he can arrest alan for hittn him but lon dont and leaves

Mountie sez don't f wirh the alleged people as they/them on't forget nor forgive

as night came thecihik talks w/ lon looking sa but he has her so hes ok but they don't decied on marriage yet

she felt regret and he next day lons upbeat w/ his dog/possible lover

but chic is with alan in a boat and lon talks to a re possible woman who sed chic went to be alans woman

lon chex w/priest and wants to do something when he comes back but priest sez dont waste him nor harden ur heart

he talks to his dog whos probably gonna get b0ne by him as his women went to another man and dog runs out b4 lon can do stuff

lon feels f'd and wigs out as the French get their irush up but then its 7 years later and now he's hateful and bitter

also alans called benson like the robotech UU guy, ha his life f out and lon fakes being his homie

the chick has chest pains he thinks is laziness and has a son

also a landslide f'd the mine and alan has 1 f after another like he's cursed

lon sez he' help if he ha money and alan goes but some Frenchie come in and lift a barrel of possible wine to show strength and 1 guy gets a horse show from a wall

this scuzzy Frenchie sez alan sez lon's strong like his grandpa and tough hands and lon sez he'd break alan with em

alan comes for a drink and lon wants a bottle of cog nak bought in

the devolved scuzzy Frenchie takes off his coat and challenge alan but alan pulls a gun and blows him down

the Mountie takes alan in and alan sez lon can prove its self defence but lon sez he divn't seed

lon sees chck ying ater 7 years of h-ll and she wants him to look after the son whos half French half human

lon evily agrees and she bites it then lon brings son into his shed and sees to wanna kill him but holds of and lets him sleep on the rags

son sees scared and wants a hug but openly French lon is cold to him and he crys

lon goes to see alan in jail through the window bars and sez he wants to make him feel pain as revenge

he caused the landslide and laughed when alan got drunk and beat his wife/son and cuase the truble with the devolved frencie scuzzo and now lon has his son

lon lols and sinks into the night then at home makes son sleep on the floor w/o a blanket

the kid did nothing to him and he's tormenting him

at the trial the devolved scouzzo didn't bite it so benson wasn't executed

son brings in flowers and sniffs em but lon comes bac in a canue and son hides under a table

lon throws the lowes outsie and son tries comfoting him

lon looks sad anv goes to bed to cryas the innocent chil comforts his abuser

lon sez he's like son but is afraid anv is conflicted over his revenge and the ids innocence

the good eventually wins out and he hugs the little c=ck sucker and looks happy again

he gets son new clothes and his cheerful once again but its probably not gonna last

he sends the kid to school to learn of the flat earth and kisses him as they're French and like Europeans

son dont want him to leave and loves him so teacher lets lon stay

she gives him a book he flips through bt he can't readbut sees a city photo burning like how THEY destroyed the ole worlde buildings to cover the advanced past

in jail alan gets 30 days of for goo h=behavior

2 weeks later lon is happy again but hears in 2 weeks benson will be free and now he's f'd cuz thats the kids real dad who'll want his son back

lon walks out and has a big a55 and seems bummed but not like a butt pirate

he wigs out and hears dogs outside then schemes a little scheme

son wakes up scare by the dogs and lon sez he's trap the devil wolf toto and use him as a pet

is this a yokai?

lon makes a cage and son sez it can come in and eat em

lon rigs a trap rpe to open the cage to the house door when the front door opens and a bar comes down to seal the front oors a55 but he was a way to open it rom inside

he's probably gonna get stuck in there to save the son

lon's a skilled trapper and not rapper or cr=pper

later he talks to teacher who missed son from school and lon sez he'd come to school in a few weeks with him

so benson is let out and each night lon took son to a safe place and waited listening for the wolf in a cage

benson took a canoe to lons place as the wolves howled but son wakes up in the woods and walks back home in the daylight of night in a color tinted film

lon sees him go in the hoem and screamed to stop ut he went in and the wolf went in the home

lon scrambles to climb the fence and go in the home in the dark then get son out the trap door he came in

but the wolf gets him and he's hoisted by his own petard

alan comes by seeing the locked door and son in the fence area and clmbs in then tries to get in the home

we see the wolf eyes glowing in the black area

alan brings son away who's sad but the door opens and cut up lon comes out and he killed the dog

he's all f;d out and admits he did the trap but the Creator punished him

later lon is bandaged up and sez bye to the son who's leaving with alan and sez see me when you grow up

wo, he didn't die, kinda surprised by that

alan reconsicles with lon and goes offin a canoe as lon is bummed and not like in soviet California

the teacher comes by and comforts him and offers to teach him so he; be proud of his uncle gaspar or w/e his name is

the end

that was pretty good

nice story of a man being lost then finding himself

great acting by lon as usual

its not too long and goes at a good pace

good twists that i didn't see

lon plays a bada55 who kicks a55

its cool

lon wrote a good one

For The Trap 2 I want the scuzzy Frenchie to come after alan for capping him an lon has to stop him. Its a chase film with lon trying to catch up after fining scuzzo is already left and it turns out the scuzzo is part sasquatch an has magic Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16 an Atari Jaguar and GBA like Cliffhanger but GOOD where you play as Lon an fight Sasquatch an other frenchies to get to the scuzzo an save the alan an son.

Dr. Giggles Review

Note: I Spell Funny

Dr. Giggles

This is my review on Dr. Giggles rom the distant Furure year to The Emperer Hirohito of 1992(20 years b4 Robotech season 1)

its Directed by openly Cuban Manny Coto who i nothing i saw

it stars Holly Marie Combs from Pretty Little Liars, Larry Drake from The Karate Kid/Darkman/Green Lantern: First Flight/The Outer Limits/Superman: The Animated Series/Batman Beyond/Johnny Bravo/Justice League/Boston Legal, Cliff DeYoung friom The Craft/RoboCop: The Series 1994, openly irish Glenn Quinn from Roseanne, Richard Bradford from 1987 The Untouchables, Michelle Johnson from 1986 Gung Ho/Death Becomes Her/Charles in Charge, John Vickery from the 80s Fist of the North Star movie, Doug E. Doug from Operation Dumbo Drop/Eight Legged Freaks/Touched by an Angel/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Blue Bloods, William Dennis Hunt from Flesh Gordon/Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders/Frasier/Dragonfly 2002/Evan Almighty, and some guys not on back door, aids bag, gender offender, beta male, soy boy, banana crammer, frooty booty, Creator hater, maruta mouthing, queer as a eer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipeia, which don't even have pages for most of Go Nagai's best work.

I saw this before an thought it was good

Its based on a comic by dark Horse I never read

after logos we getta Hippocrates quote saying extreme cures 4 extere illness

thn title an creitsover cg insides and blood cells

a dr does heart surgery in  a guy in a theatre and is nuts so he carves him up

then takes the guys ands and grabs a chicks t-ts as a black director or w/e comes in to see the auuience i mental patienits

dr gets away catching a guy leaving and using his car to open the gate

later its summer and schools out so main chick's bf wants 2 b0ne an their 90s friends like the meat hea an lusty chick wanna go somewhere

main chick gets a check up an is told to avoid stress and booze

in this room dr Giggles beats things with a crowbar and main chick walks by

a b--chy dog yips at her an shes got a monitor on her b-chy dog owner thinks is a radio

at home she shows da her monitor and how she can't do sh-t til the test comes back an has issues with a woman

in  basement gigles sees his has photo an flashbax to im as a ki operating on a stuffe bear and wants to be a dr like dad

in now he blames the town for killing dad

at the home some 90s teens come by singing of a dr cutting up patients and how the town stoned him dead but his son vanished

they think sons still here and lurk around an abandoned home an look for secret passages

black guy/girlget locked in a room as other 2 run out to make out

bla guy/girl bicker as she thinks he wants to b0ne but grabs his big black parts

Giggles get his dads bag an blac guy f'd his arm trying to bust the door

they hear giggling an e thinks its the guy stu but akes an eye poke looking out the key anus hole to prank her

then gets shanke an bites it as igles comes in with a needle

b--chy dog and its owner hear something and go to chek it oot but run when giggles eye is in the peep hole

at a party w/ 90-s teensmain chick smooches her bf in a car but he gets booze an she dont consent

the cops come and end the party so the teens scatter

also this is 90s colored an wiescreem

b--chy dog owner I thinkgoes to bed an takes a pill b4 reaing weekly world news but spazzes out

then Gigles is there an her dog runs out as he ices her with a nose looking spike in the brain

cops come to check out the home giggles was in as b--chy dog woman called it in

they say a went nuts after his wife needed a new heart an trie taking it from people for the 1st heart transplant

black cop asks what of the son wo helped him? how'd he get out?

cops leave an at a carnival main chick sez dr's might need to operate

also her mom bit it from a routine operation an never told bf b4

she goes home anher rents are b0ning then trows something in the fish tank

giggles is outide and sees teens and we see a boy playing Dr Mario

Stu and his bimbo come home and sneak by boy to go b0ne but she has a c0nd0m from gym class

she gets on a sexy outfit an he drops he c0n0m in the john an uses a tooth brush to get it out

she goes out of the roomas its cold an turns it up but gigglesgets er with his han on her mouth an spikes her with a thermomitor in he mouth

stu gets the leay c0n0m out an drops it saying she won't notice an comesout to b0ne but uner the covers is giggles who iced him

then kid with a weird nes controller joystick don't notice as giggles leaves

main chick looks through a photo album and makes a sound so dad/his woman hear

a comes out to see the monitor or w/e in the fish tank and he wants to look for her but new woman thinks main chick is trying to split em up

dad goes out an new woman has ice cream

at the carvinal fair thing the lusty chick seduices bf

new woman ate the ice cream an got ma then giggles ties her up an gets a pumpwith a drill thing an tiffe it own her mouth et bac the ice cream and blood

bf teaches lusty blonde with poofy hair how to use a saxophone and she sucks it like a b0ner then they make out 

giggles ins the heart thing monitor and recalls is a cryin for his moms heart thing then evolving to laughter

bot laugh and this is like the joker

he wants to make a proud and save the main chick

at he air circus carvinel thinmain chic comes by and a blonder chick shows her b an lusty blone making out

dr giggles is there an saw her photo at home so he knows what she looks like

she goes in the mirror house as bf comes or her but not from his b0ner

she dont like him cheeting on her nlusty blone comes for bf but not rom her b0ner

goggles is there an main chick goes through a door but ater it turns the lusty blone is on it probably dead

giggles is bumped into an she alls through a mirror like cheap candyglass

bf sez get out an she eventually oes an falls in the woos as giggles comes 4 her

she gets homebut runs in the road as the cops run into her an see giggles escaping in the house

bf sez its a dr but the town only has 1 so bf sez it might beat the son and they dont but it

top cop tries to get the rest to say its teens screwing around but black cop sez thers something up an wants 2 know

eventually top cop sez in the past he was guarding the bodies from dad dr an hear giggling an saw the so come out of the moms body like the xenomorph ut using a scalpel

he got the son out in the moms corpse an cop spazzed out from fear and didn't tell anyone for some reason

cops call dads home and get the machine but giggles hears main chick is at the station

dad comes home and gets the message then the next one is "this is ur new dr, im behin u" an he turns to see giggles with a power saw an cuts him down

top cop comes b4 giggles can finish him and sees dad on da floor

he checks it but giggles gets him in the back of the heawith a scalpel but top cop sees its him an shoot him in the torso

giggles laughts painfully but is ok, he only needs rest

goo r but not the autimo checks main chickan bf worrys 4 her

giggles operates on himself laughing painfully

good gore effects

black cop talks with b an fins online giggles got out o the nut house weeks ago

black cop leaves an b goes out the window like all the things hat i used to know

main chic hears her heart machine flatinean good dr sez they gotta go in

then its giggles an cuts her open w/ her beating heart on her chest

clearly its a dream and freddy b0nes a soviet blonde

she wakes up an good dr w/o autism sez she'll be fine

then giggles shanks him and good dr shanks giggles leg

him laughin when in pain is like beavis when he cut of his finger in wooshop

goo r gets a metal thing an swor fights giles w/ a reflex hammer which souls like a robotech weapon

good dr's beat an giggles puts a blood pressre cuff on his neck and pumps saying he got 6 seconds to live like Kenshiro

giggles needles main chick an carrys her out the woos like the creatue rom the blac lagoon or cabinet of dr Caligari

blac cop finds dad saying its a dr an in a lab giggles has main chic chained to a table

blak cop goes to giggles home as giggles has hearts in a bucket he want to put in her

in the basement is bodies of his vics in a waiting room

why is there powe to this underground lair?

giggles has a mchine his dad made but didn't use an is gonna stop her heart with a zap

he oes it an the lights flickerso black cop comes in at gunpoint to stop him cutting up main chick

giggles sez have a heart and throws 1 at him then aps the pales to kill the power an escape

black cop blocs the door that move and cprs the White woman

giggles gets golf clubs an main chic gets better rom being dead an black cop sez be quiet/dont move then goes out an chcks the rooms

she walks out an bf comes in to help her an sez shut yo a55 i mean eyes in the waiting room from h-ll

giggles beats out blac cops gun from his hand and nails bf w/golf club then beats him through a window as main chick gets the gun and fires but misses

he gets the gun from her an is gonna cap bf but she moves is arm an it wakes up blac cop who runs as giglrs chases him

bf/main chicescape but he stairs effed out

in operating room black cop knocs over bottles of chemicals an giles fires but sparks ignight em an the place burnz

giggles fights black cop who chauns giggles neck  but giggles gets a power saw an cuts him up

b/main chic climp up but giggles grabs her lsgs so she kix his head and gets up

fmamabletanks are flamed and the place blows

main chic oes to get her valve fixe rom too much stress and behind a door is blood a nurse follows to see iced staff and shes caught

then cooke giggles sez i'm her dr aneys big blae tooles and ices surgeon

she gets up and is drugged but tries to escape to a store room as giggles breaks in the oor window

she splashes the loor with water and shock pafles it to zap him

why not hammer his hea in?

make sure hes dead?

nah she walks out but he grabs her so she shanks him with his own tools then he falls and it penetrate through him

then she wakes up an dad/b are ok o soft music

bf kisses her and her heart monitor beeps

ten credits to dr dr give me the news

The End

that was pretty good

good filming and music

the acting was right

and the effects were cool

i like the quips the guy made as he iced people.

the kid coming out his mom was cool

its an entertaining movie

its not gonna change hearts or minds

but its not trying to

its a solid slasher with comedic elements

and the guy playing the dr did great with his delivery and acting

its a good 90s slasher

For Dr. Giggles 2 I want the hospital to experiment on the body an it comes to life after a regeneration treatment and it goes around wasting people but more gore and he eats em now.Also its a 32/64 bit game on Sega Satrun, N64, PS1 and 3D0 where you play as him an go around wasting people.

Triple Cross Review

Note: My keybord is effing out

Triple Cross

This is my review on Triple Cross from the distant future year to the Italian stallion Mussolini of 1966(40 years b4 Tranformers Season 3)

Its directal by el deviento brit mo from maruta land Terence Young who did Wait Until Dark/Red Sun 1971

It stars Christopher Plummer from The Sound of Music/An American Tail 1 /1987 Dragnet/Rock-a-Doodle/Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country/Malcolm X/1994 Wolf/12 Monkeys/A Beautiful Mind/2004 Alexander/The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus/The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo/Knives Out, the offspring sacrifice=ing Romy Schneider from nothing i saw, Trevor Howard from Around the World in 80 Days 1956/Mutiny on the Bounty 1962/Superman 1978/Gandhi, Gert Frobe from Mr. Arkadin/Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Claudine Auger from nothing i saw, Yul Brynner from The Ten Commandments/Solomon and Sheba/Westworld/The Ultimate Warrior, the hybrid Harry Meye from nothing I saw, Jess Hahn from nothin I saw, Jean Claudio from nothing I saw, Anthony Dawson from Dial M for Murder/Red Sun 1971/Ghoulies II, Robert Favart rom nothing i saw, Bernard Fresson from nothin i saw, Clément Harari from nothing i saw, Annette Claudier from noting I saw, Georges Douking from 1935 Crime and Punishment, Edward Underdown fro0m Beat the Devil/Dr. Crippen, Howard Vernon from nothing I saw, Francis de Wolff rom Scrooge 1951/Ivanhoe 1952/Moby Dick 1956, Gordon Jackson rom The Quatermass Xperiment/1962 Mutiny on the Bounty/The Great Escape, Jean-Marc Bory from nothing i saw an a buncha guys often eurotrash  who aint on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, gender offendr, Creator Hater, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer,, soom bottom, queer as a der with a ster in its rear, hippie stoner vgan peta tree kung fu base on plants wikipeia who denies Tartaria and thinks lincon/ba rock was good.

its based on the book of the story of Eddie Chapman who I never heard of

it starts with a guy taking cr-p from a brit place and getting away

then a nerd doing chemisty w/ olive oil and it blows

then credits to ,muisic and a guy walking in a dark place

the news sez robberys are one by gaijin as they use gum and we see a guy blow a safe with plastics and tries 2 escape and avoid people

later the brits arrest andy whos in jersey but the brittish one not the shore one

In jail he bangs the door to get a guard and asks why germans are in the parade as he tinks theres a war on

He tells em the germans might wanna use him or his info and nearby is an axis building wait its a jail and a woman is by in a car

the men cheer as they gotta b0ne each other w/o broads

She goes in to find a man and 1 sez England will be no more

Yeah I wish!

so they bring main guy eddie not andy in a car

in a camp he gets a smoke and talks with a Frenchie of getting arrested

when guard comes in he gras Frenchie and b0nes his mouth. 

jk he sez stay out of my way

In the yard a French woman, the most masculine of all frenchies, uses a can on a string to lower him cr-p from a window

at night he uses a thing to sneak out his room and this seems like Kekko Kamen

2 guards wait 1 plays with a cat and he sneaks by and goes to the women cells

he meets French woman who sez they can cap i for this, as they shoul, purvo man going in womans cells

they b0ne but in the real version they were b0ning

they get caught and taken away and his cr-p is inventoried for after the war

he slugs down i think Frenchie in axis uniforn and is taken away

they take him out and execuite him by firing squad and we see him in a car w/ axis guy and girl saying thats what happened to him

he's given a new name to go under cover as the guy i think and a story for having iced a guy

the woman is the countess who got him from jail at the start and they meet Yul Brynner who's soviet playing Axis but European accent is European accent

Yul has him shoot the head off a statue from a distance and sez the shot broke the hidden mic or ears of listener and trust no one

Yul sez act more officer in furure with salutes and cr-p

then in day he talks german with countess outsie w/o subs and smooches her

he's trained to make spy gadgets like saltpeter to make a fuse and sen xxx at each message en or they know he's caught

countess doubts him but Yul sez he' her responsinbility

1 thinks he's a double agent and his crime past is mae up to trick em

she's in his room and gives him a backrub and talks of spy cr-p then they make out

an axis guy comes in after a siren goes off and pulls a gun to get him down so he sez shoot and the guy backs down and leaves

later brittih and soviet Canadian guys went to the coast and the axis thinks its a divrsion so round up the frenchies

they search frencies and eddie finds a guy with a watch and smacks him around for info

they hi guys in a wall i think and he finds French woman in bed and she knows its him

he sez he was dead and i see they faked his end to have him go undercover

he hides her as the frenchies are sent back to h e double England

later Yul sez he'd pay eddie 100 000 marks in any money he wants after his next mission

later he listens in on a thing and the tree gets blown and falls on the building

he goes in and writes cr-p then axis guy wo/ gun from b4 looks for him but he's on the room

he comes back with a cut hand saying its rom broken glass and gun axis tends to it

so they send him in a plain to soviet englsnd and parachute him in

gun axis thonks eddis gonna escape and ditch the mission

they don't hear from him or a while and are gonna end him i think but he sends a message

in start of day germans come an1 is Yul and he sez what took you?

he wants and extra 1000 marks and is sent on another mission after something of a gun guy having a pack of smokes having suspence and he gets it from him

He's sent into England and offers to give em the radio frequiencies of german agents active

they ont trust him but he gets em to try it and he sez remember the 3 x's

they in they wanna blow some plaece and they ave plans for him and make deals for money

he goes in on is main mission to sneak in the place, hide in the john, come out at night meal, plant a detonater and sneak out with the night staf in AM

he goes and the brits dont wanna lose a plaine factoiry or a month but are told they gotta as the gov wants it or their reasons

like THEY did pear harbor and the tow urz

so i think the gov blamed a german plane but the brits have eddie call the germans and they wanna have him back

brits dont think its safe and edie got paid but they send him back and he's interrogated by germans but its really training for real germans and its brits in bratwurst face

in Cool Portugal he talks with countess who sez he' be interrogated when he gets back

he goes back and has to writes all his activities as Yul got it on the front

they keep asking how he got the detonater/what he did for 3 days and gun axis sez Yul got himself out but now they got new instructions and Yul owe him money not them

they drop him in nautral territory and then he's brought back in a car by countess

in the john he finds a pill on him and takes it then 1 guy gives him a drink

wait i think he didn't take it

he gets the Iron Cross Award rom Zee Fuhrer and is promoted

look how nice they are, too bad he's a traitor

then Yul returns and i guess he's not dead

in a meeting he recognizes the aerial photo of the place he blew and the big guy who gave him a drink sees its odd as eddie never saw it

edie sez he saw it w/ baron but yul stans up for him as drink german would need to file a report and i wrong he's f;d

laterY ul sez this isn't the German Army that too Poland/France but hes more of a facifist i mean pacifist

they are out and Yul nees to get to candy a55 France by night

in there he meets French chick who he sez Yul is using him as cover to come here and send word to someone

also i thinks shes not a h00ker like the French made 20s Germans do

he goes out at night and meets Frenchie from jail and tells him what the Germans are planning

the Germans come to arrest him but he has Yul come out from being called rom his dinner and eddie gets away

at a dinner Yul/edie go in and i think they hear theres an attack planned by patton so they otta send eddie called franz as his german name to fin out when and where

then they hear the enemy hit normandy and things look bad

edie and some guy go on a mission and they get attacked by the enemy

in a club he dances withcountess and sez after the wall he'd keep on looking at pretty things and they split

in a place the rao sez the Fuhrer is still alive after and attack

he goes out and talks 2 Yul wo sez its over

drink germanarrests yul who sez he resists and carry out ur orders

he against his wishes caps Yul and i think Yul was pat of the plot to wack the Fuhrer

the brits say the germans Don't know how hard they were to ace but now THEY can get the German Secret Weapons

So the axis falls and everyone cheers not getting the commies are in 

he finds the records of his arrest got blown in the war so he was fighting zee axis for nothing

the end

that was not bad

good filming and music

acting worked and the story was a bit hard to get but not too hard

good story thata not only "germany bad, englind good"

the color was nice and its not great but works

glad i saw it

i hear its like james bond but i never saw those, but hear these guys who made this did some of those

For Triple Cross 2 I want him to get into working for America and looking into the soviets and maruta. Also he deals with a plot to bring back the ape man project form the soviets and has to sabotage it and set the lab to blow and get out in time. Also its an 8 bit Zillion Clone on Sega Master System, Game Gear, Nes, GB, TG16, Atari lynx and 7800 where you play as him and go around the underground lab fighting Slavic and maruta yokai and gotta get the keys to activate the reactor by beating the bosses who loose the yokai on you, then get out before it blows.

The Valley Of Gwangi Review

Note: I Spell like a kid into dinosaurs

The Valley Of Gwangi

This is my rview on The Valley Of Gwangi rom the distant ture year to willis obrein of 1969(70 years before the 2nd Robotech War)

Its directed by Jim O'Connolly who did Berserk! from the 60s

It stars James Franciscus who b0ned jane fonda from Beneath the Planet of the Apes/The Twilight Zone/Father Knows Best/The Rifleman, Gila Golan from I Dream of Jeannie,  Richard Carlson from Beyond Tomorrow/It Came from Outer Space/Creature from the Black Lagoon, Laurence Naismith from The Million Pound Note/Solomon and Sheba 1959/Village of the D===ed 1960/Cleopatra 1963/Jason and the Argonauts 1963, Freda Jackson from Great Expectations 1946/Clash of the Titans the good one, Gustavo Rojo from Genghis Khan 1965, and a buncha guys not on bac door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, frooty booty, wiener cleaner, soy boy, beta male, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, Creator hater, queer as a deer with a steer in his rear who sez agent orange is bad but shots are ok.

Its gonna be by willis o'brein but he bit it and Ray Harryhausen too over

The story was from like the 40s but got put off til nearly the 70s

I never saw this but heard its not great but othes like it

after logo and wasteland canyons this gypsy goes around calling

1 gypsy in a river has something alive in his bag and others find him

old gypsy sez leave it as its cured and they'll et it if they bring it but this gypy don't care and the old one eyed gypsy sez he'll learn to obey

then title and creits with good color and illustrations

allcharactes are fictionel, really? wat about he partridge creek beast?

additional material julian more, like juliane moore?

then its south of the ryo grand at the dawn of the 20th century like nadia the secret of blue water and all these mxicans and cowboys go by in a parade

this mexikid bugs a White man dressed like Doug Dimmadome til he agrees to hep hm and gets 15 pesos which is like a few yen

doug goes to a rodeo and he heard of it has issue with him but i wasn't paying attenyion as im listening to lines my new york homie set for variable geo abridged

not doug seez a chick in a skimpy outfit do a dive of a thing in a ring of fire into a pool

after that she goes to get change and he follows her in to talk and she had a past with him

he wants her for a buffalo bill thing and he'd get 20% but she don't consent and she's dubbed over as se was raised by Hebrews and had a thic accent but was unknown family as they bit it in WW2 and found in Poland

not doug and mexikid go off in the wasteland and find a professor who's an archeologist who wants to prove man evolved longer ago than 1 million BC

he has a fossil of an alleged primitive horse that evolved into modern ones and a humanpid footprint he found here

but spoiler; the 5 toe to 4 toe to eventually hoof horses they say evolved has been disproven as they found bones of these alleged earlier forms in the same layer

so pole woman talks with a mexicowboy about goin into some thing as a guy uses a cape to fight a bull in training in he arena

the bull wigs out and i was looking at a youtube thing of Robert Sepehr and missed it but she reconciled with him and they seem to have b0ned offscreen

he sez he didn't wanna leave her b4 but didn't wanna get married 

she shows him this mini horse with several toes but hoofclops and its stop motion and really good in int of the camera before the humans

she wants to use it for circus shows with it riding another horse back

not doug gets proessor who sez its 50 million years after it otta be extinct and not doug wans to sell it to the demon worshippers in circuses

mexicowboy is disuntled by them knowing the secret and wont say where the gypsies who found it are

in this gypsy camp the gypsies dance and do their thing but not doug and professor get there

1 eyed monster sez the horse is bad and professor asks wat she'd do i she knew where it is

she sez return it to the forbidden valley andthen its day and not doug talks with mexikid on if he otta hep a woman or himself

mexikid sez its love but he se loves or latins and mexichild reveals he's meeting professor bittish outside the areana tonight

then its clearly day and i think tinted and mexicowwhb y beats up gypsues truing to break in to steal and/or b0ne and/or eat the mini horse

the midget gypsy ko'd him with a pole to the head andthey steal the horse as professor watches em

not doug goes after em and professor tries to stop em and mexicowboy sez not doug too it with the gypsoes but pole woman dont believe him

the mexicowboy and pole woman go after em and not doug finds prffoessor hidin in the shade and hassles him over taking it

professor sez he's following the gypsies to the forbidden valley to find more and looks like alan Oppenheimer from he man

the gypsies elease the mini moon horse and leave

aroud the forbidden valley is jagged cliffs and high rocks

is this the great valley from the land before time?

mexichil finds a mess of blood offscreen and find the gypsy camp tent but no gyopsies

mexicowboy and pole come in and they find the mini horse and she eventually lassoes it but it pulls her on her t-ts

not doug grabs it but she sez keep ur hands off it and he lets it go

they chase it into a small hole in a rocks a55 so 1 guy goes in and sez it opens to a whole valley

the horses pull the rocks of the opening to widen the holes a55 and they drive their horses in

also this is widescreen and colored

they find these rock formations which were probably ancient tech building before THEY ruined it

Then a bluish Pteranodon gras I think Mexichild and carrys it of

1 less problem

it falls and spazzes on the groud so mexicowboy wrestles it with good effects and snaps its neck

in close up they use a rubber thing of a darker color

they see a purole Ornithomimus and chase it til an allosaurus eats it and the coboys run

mexicowboy is seen and it chases and professor sez the ptreadactlyn was extrinct or over 50 million years

the uys leave and professorstays but regrets it seeing the allowcsaurus

a styractosauruis comes and they fire on it and run

the allosaurus eats the dead flyer and goes for professo but styracosauris comes and after roaring a while allosaurs leaves withthe ptranodoz

the cowboys get to a cave and start a fire but in the bullets they got are blanks for the show

1 guy accuses not doug for horse stealing and he slugs a guy out

not doug makes a trap outie the cave and i think its night but clearly day

pole woman wants to sell the show andgo with him and he wants to buy a ranch and build it up with her

they smooch and somethin fell in da trap hole

its professor andthey laugh

later notdoug goes out but allosaurus chases him and he falls off the horse getting in the cave

the other use sticks and a blanket to keep it back and mexicowboy goes out to help

not doug gets behind a rock and meicowboy lasos it and somehow pulls it on horse but it gets out

they get its foot and somehow pull it down but after spazzing around a while, gets up

not doug is almost eaten but the other coaboys lsso it by the neck, with good effect of it sinkin into it

mexicowboy whos actually a gypsy runs and faces styractosaurus with a fire stick

the alloauris gets out by bitin the ropes and fights the styracosaurs but mexicowboy tries in with a stic and shanks it then runs

he areas burning an allosauris eats on styractosarus but leaves it breathing like in jurasic park to chase the cowboys

ooh, it got 1 and ate him

they get out and alloaurus busts through the wall but it crumbles on it and nocks it out

not doug ties its mouth closed with rope I guess hoping its like crocdiles that can crush but hardly open

they see meicowboy got it and wanna use his as an attrition like king kong

they bring the dino back in a wood cage it somehow can't break out and 1 eye sez gwangi iced the mexicowboy like he iced his bro as she a in a dream

proessor se its no more evil than an aligotor after she calls it evil and they go on

in a packed arena they say Gwangi on a big sphere they had in the 1900s as tech was more advanced back then

professor dont want them to exhibit the dino and wants to use it or science and pole woman wants a world tour like rampage but not doug wants a ranch

she sez now they dont need it and she's all glittery and wants fame so he dumps her

mexichild sez she otta go after him and in the show is this stop motion elephant doing cr-p

the midget f's with the dino in a covered cage and the elephants fear it

an ancient guy, i think herotodus, said elephants were the natural enemy of dinosaur like creatures he describe in india

they raise the curtain and its eating the midget and busts the cage o the mexicans flee like someone called immigration

1 eye monster gypsy falls and is trampled

1 less problem

the cage falls on someone and an elephant fights it but is overtaken

eat that you tentacle monster!

i actually like it when reptiles beat mammals

except in humans and THEM

so gwangi gets loose and eats people as this want Godzilla but 1900s

some hide in a church as a sign of The Creator defending us from ancient reptiles

i just realized its a big purple dinosaur like barney

not doug fires on it with a shotgun but it does jack sh-t

btw why is this church have like 20 foot ceiling and doors?

Was it from before and had different inhabitants?

the people hold the big metal doors to keep the dino out and it pushes on em

it gets in and not doug is gonna lock it in as the people go out the back

he closes and locks the front door like that'll stop it and pole woman and mexichil hide as it comes for em like Jurassic park

the coboys try to et in but the doors locked from insaide

main guy thows a chair and jumps into the area by the other 2 then climbs the stairs an fights it with a spear

he falls on the organ an it scares it so he throws the spear in its head and it wwigs out

the humans run and he throws fire that quickly torches the place and cooks it

what was in that fire thing?!

it dies sceaming and the church burns/crubmles as THEY want us to think happens and its crushed by it

everyone watches an mexicahild crys but not tears of blood

then crdits like space balls with showing who played who with clips

the end

that was pretty goo

sorta Arthur conan doyole's th lost worl meets king kong

good acting and the effects were well done

the music worked and i liked the color

it an interesting twist havign it in the olde weste an i hear theres sightings o things lie a ptradactyl in a cave in soviet meixco and other supernatural cr-p

heres a love story but it didn't seem to have a tacked on sad moment like most films do

its not so long and goes by quick but on Grit was 2.5 hours with adds when the thing is 96 mins

its cool and has good ideas and style

now it woul be cg but this influenced things later like Jurassic Park

glad I saw tis, its pretty solid

For The Valley Of Gwangi 2 I want the pole and the not doug to be on a ranch and an explorer wants to see the valley. he se no so the pole is kinapped and te main guy blackmailed to getting em there. But the explorer is the one who arranged it. They go thee and have a film thing to record it and o on a photo hunt while avoidin other ancient catues. Also its a 32/64 bit on rails shooter like Pokemon Snap but you got ns to ight of enemues and gotta try not to ice em but scar em off. Its on N64, Sega Saturn, PS1 an 3D0.

The Fall Of The House Of Usher Review

Note: I spell horrifying

The Fall Of The House Of Usher

This is my review on The Fall Of The House Of Usher from the distant futyre year to Emperor Meiji of 1928(100 years before the 2nd robotech war kinda)

Its directed by Jean Epstein whos part French/ewish and part Pole or El Polen Zakken ad was an arty nut

It stars Abel Gance from a number of his own films, and no one else I've seen with most not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, gender offender, Sodom bottom, beta male, frooty booty, banana crammer, Creator hater, hippie stoner vegan peta tree ung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who stans with lying purvoes who wack kids by using their preferred named and words.

Its based on a book by Edgar Allen Poe and this is said to be the closest one to the boo, but I thin the Roger Corman one was cool

I never saw this nor any version o it nor read the book so this is a new thing to Ore Samma

after title a credits we see a guy going through a creepy outside area with 2 bags to a house

in this inn all these guys rise to see hm

he reas a note saying Roderick usher's woman is sic and hes callin his best and only friend to help

this guy with the note, the homie, asks or a coach to the ouse of usher and the people there are shoced

homie pays a bag of gol D or cr-p and 1 guy uses a flute

at his house this devolved woman in the window looks out andthe cart goes across hos outside area with water on the groun

in the house of usher, the owner roderick keeps his wife madeline like the French chic in tha 90s show, locked away

in this big room rod looks at this chic with eyebrows and a masculine face and i think paints a picture of her

se touches her face as the brush draws it and goes off

the coach driver dpnt wanna go to the house of uher as its supernatural and we see this weird steam from around it

is it nuculr?

homie come in and hugs rod and goes in as coach iover races of

Theresa paintin of ligea from another poe story and a guy looking like the puffy guy in berserk or he shades cenobite in h-llraiser

the dr can't figger out whats up with madds and each usher has it in the dna to pant their wife

cenobite guy leaves and i thin its the dr androd looks like Christopher walken

good atmosphere of darkness and candles and scenary

rod is told by homie rods burning with fever bu he seems cold and the books in his closet are falling and wind by curtains is blowing

rod gets a guitar and it looks like its reversed footage and he plays it as a butler sez madds is feeling wiped like a butt and wont join em

good shots of the sea and woods and outside cut between him playing

rod sez this is where she really lives and wants to be with his woman w/o his friend he nvite

i think he wants to b0ne

they walk and stop by the window as the wind blows a family tree drawing with real trees and it sez his was f'd by degeneracy

i thin he's an inbreeer

not that there's anyting wrong with that. its natural animals do it, like cannibalism. you are what you eat

so rod sends homie who's not named on a walk and goes back to painting and we see the outside with the house looking like a big towering thing like in The Dark Crystal or Hokuto No Ken

also is a lot of stone work and high walls

totally made by horse and buggy guys

rod drew more of his woman but she got less alive as the painting got more

is this dorian gray?

she looks mannish but French women are more masculine than real women

we getta close up o his intense face and quic cuts of melting candles and her, its cool

she goes to sit and he coforts her but a guy rings the door bell and he sends her back to stand evolved like the cabinet of dr Caligari chic and spastic

homie comes in and theres a good moving shot and he tells homie this is life itself

homie sees somethin and rod goes crazy looking and theres close ups on him and tracking shots of someone holding madds and its rod and its disorienting in a good way

i thin homie stomps out a fire and we hear rod is into mangnets like yugi and his magnet warriors

we see him with a box and this coffin being brough in by i think dr and homie and maybe butler

rod sez she maybe alive and he sez he'd bury her in the crypt as thers a hand holing a long metal thing like a soviet d0ng but with he end chewed up

he looks spaces out and looks at the panting and he put madds in the coffin and is gonna nail it closed like nailing a mans a55 shut

dr puts the hammer in his sleeve and rod sez no nailing it down and eventually carries it with the guys and a cloth ro it

they go through an outside with overlaid candles on the screen transparent and its cool

sorta like Vampyr rom the 30s

they bring her by boat and to a cave thing with crazy designs in the crypt totally made by horse and buggy guys, not ancient high tech

he puts her cloth in and goes but the dr and a guy nail the lid closed like nailing a mans eyes shut and sh-tting on em

rod goes and theres cool effect of the hammer nailing with an overlay of it from a few angles

days later things are quiet as rod waits 4 a signand homie rads a book with a magnifying glass

the clock chimes and his guitar strings snap for no reason

he wanders around spaced out thinking o his woman and its stormy out

homie reas of a 2 fold silence that 1 the body dont fear but some face a shadow nameless elf that haunts forsaken regions men dont go o go with The Creator

theres a cool shot of the leafs blowing across the floor as the camera follows and homie gets a hammer or something wait its a metal item an he bell in the tower rings

the window blows ope and rod comes in with candles looking spaced and sez "do u hear it?"

we see somethin blow outsied the house and the mist swirl around it

homie want to read to rod but he sits by i think the fire and theres some light flashin outside

homie reads a story where ethelred used a mace to bust open the floor and use a gauntlet had to remove something

the coffin of madds falls and we see rod by the fire with smoke looing cool

the book goes on of Ethelred beating a dragon and the book in a shelf fall and nock over an armor suit

the madds comes back in a white dress like oh suzanna from scary stories to tell in the dark in the 90s with the f'd up art we loved

rod sez he heard her for a long time since the 1st ay and we put her in the tomb alive

she walks in a dark curtain area and back to em as the house burns for some reason

thy leave the burning castlr and the picture he made of her burns in a cool shot like a gif avatar on a website

eventually the castle stats falling apart an it like the univrsal Frankenstein movies

the end

That was pretty good

creative dream like atmosphere and great art

its sorta lie Vampyr and has a good visual feel while holding attention

interesting camera movement and zoom and follow

clever overlay and its got that gorgeous black and White art and cooleffects

its well made and public domain

i enoyed it, eve though in the boo the chick is his twin sister and both bite it from her scaring him dea and the house efing apart on em

but i guess they wanted a good ending

For The Fall Of The House Of Usher 2 I want them to be recovering in a nearby town and need the ffrien to go back and find the key piece of the house that connects them. He goes back and finds the house rebuilt through magic an the soul of the house and goes through it facing monsters and yokai to get the key piece an return it to the twins, who use it to fuse into a hermaphrodite  and heal them of the house psychic issues. Also its an 8 bit platformer lie Master Of Darkness but on Sega Master Systen, Game Gear, NES, Game Boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you play as him and fight horror monsters and lesser nown American cryptids.

The Comancheros Review

note; i spell like john wayne would like

The Comancheros

this is ore samma no review on The Comancheros from the distant future year to the right honorable john wilkkes booth of 1961 (70 years before battle stars the return of conboy and 50 years before its prequel trnasfortmers the headmasters)

its diurected by the excellent michaerl curtiz who this was his lasty film and joghn wayne had to fginish up as he was dying making it who also did the 20s Noah's Ark\The Mad Genius\Doctor X\20,000 Years in Sing Sing\Captain Blood\The Walking Dead\The Charge of the Light Brigade\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Santa Fe Trail\Yankee Doodle Dandy\Casablanca\Mildred Pierce\Life with Father\White Christmas\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

It stars John Wayne from all these great films and once playting Genghis Khan and Bardelys the Magnificent\Noah's Ark\Blue Steel\Stagecoach\Angel and the Badman\Red River\Fort Apache\Rio Grande\The Quiet Man\Hondo\The Searchers\The Alamo\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\McLintock!\The Greatest Story Ever Told\The Green Berets\Chisum\Chisum\Star Wars ep 004, Stuart Whitman from The Day the Earth Stood Still\Seven Men from Now\Night of the Lepus, Ina Balin from The Greatest Story Ever Told, Nehemiah Persoff from On the Waterfront\The Greatest Story Ever Told\Little House on the Prairie, the evil Lee Marvin from Bad Day at Black Rock\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\The Dirty Dozen\Death Hunt, Michael Ansara from Julius Caesar\The Robe\The Ten Commandments\The Greatest Story Ever Told\60s Star Trek\Batman: The Animated Series\The New Batman Adventures\Batman Beyond, Bruce Cabot from King Kong\30z The Last of the Mohicans\Angel and the Badman\The Quiet American\McLintock!\Law of the Lawless\The Green Berets\Chisum\Big Jake, Joan O'Brien from The Alamo, John Waybne Jr Patrick Wayne from The Quiet Man\The Searchers\The Alamo\\McLintock!\The Green Berets\Big Jake, Richard Devon from The Seventh Sign, Jack Elam from The Twilight Zone 60z /Hannie Caulder\The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County\Support Your Local Sheriff!\The Night of the Grizzly\The Rare Breed, Henry Daniell from Marie Antoinette/The Great Dictator\Jane Eyre\The Body Snatcher\Captain Kidd\The Story of Mankind\From the Earth to the Moon, Edgar Buchanan from Abilene Town\The War of the Worlds\Shane\Destry\McLintock!\The Man from Button Willow, Guinn "Big Boy" Williams from the 20s Noah's Ark\da 30z A Star Is Born\Santa Fe Trail\The Alamo, Bob Steele from of mice and men\Showdown\McLintock!\Hang 'Em High, George J. Lewis fropm Casablanca\Shane\The First Texan\7 Faces of Dr. Lao\60s Batman, and a few from things ore samma never saW

si never saw this but its john wayne and hes bada55

so after then logo and the fox tune we get 1843 whrere 2 guys getr in a duel but not with yugioh cards but with pustols and 1 guy gets sent to h e double sovietb canada

but the guy he iced was the son of a judge and this geezer is gonna send him to the noose so he walks off and they dont go agfter him cuz they beta males

a note goes up for his wanting and they we get title and credits, also this is in color and really wide scrreen

the signal went out but theres a game casino boat on the river and this mexico chick dances with the wanted guy mr paul regret after gambling

she sez he saved her from boredom and talk out on the outside part of the ship and they go to his room for dinner and maybe b0ning

he knows shes up to something an sez he dont got much money and she has a lot

after talk of saying i love u means i desire you, he sees they can synchro an they forme a partnship like dr gero an dr myuu in gt

later john waybe comes in is room an handcuffs him then sez regret got a suit for 300$

hes in the Texas rangers and is here to bring him to Louisiana and new orleens

regret tries to buy him but he's too honest like a samurai and brings him out

regret wants to say bye to a girl and ohn waye lets him but her cabin is empty and he wants to find her

ohn waybe brings him to a town and has him ride a muel and brings bacon/beans

1st, bacon isn't kosher, 2nd, beans are gross

so they travel to a wasteland and make food but regret fins a gun and pulls it on him

ohn aybe slugs him out as hes gonna fire and gets back the derringer

regret is cuffed to a saddle to not escape and offers his word of honor not to escape but ohn waybe knows bettr

they go by a farm of cattle and he sez his woman bi it and they see he farm is burning

they find 2 guys upside down but no guts out and few bodies with a doll and he sez the girl's inside and he was at her Christening

after burying the bodies, regret nails him with a shovel and books it then later he wakes up in a rain with the screen tinted to look dark but is clearly day and sunny

he goes after on a muel and in the town guys razz him for it but he sez he likes it

a guy writes his da a letter on ohn ways events and ohn aybe hears of an attack by commanche

a guy sez they got guns but was wild rom beating a rangers jaw an slicing 2 with a bowie knife

he heard from a Yuma guy he'd get a good price for guns and didnt now they wee stolen rom a quartermaster like T R Edwards in Titan Robotech

ohn waybe is given the mission of going as the gun guy, ed McBain, and real McBain wants to read the bible as he's turning good

ohn waybe goes to a town in a trenchcoat and hat like vicnent price to a room held for him an its all expences paid

nowadays he'd rent a lot of weird p0rn0

he meets 2 chics, a blonde and a Mexican, and theres drinks for em but hey go and a slack jawed devolved guy wait its evil lee marvin comes in and chases em out

he wants the guns and finds not McBain burried em to keep em safe

not McBain sez he got more and lee offer 100 $ for each and is told the commanche pay 5x

lee wants to meet comanchroes and not McBain wants to go to make sure and they agree to have fun in town

lee has a blac khat an a scar rom Indians and is sensitive of it so he nearly scars a man with a broken beer bottle but not McBain stops him with a face fist and they rough round til not McBain wins

they ae gonna get the guns but join a poker game an he meets regret nd sez hes ed McBain to cover it

lee don't play well and does t too wild but claims its cheating and not McBain offers to stop but lee wants to win it bac

lee can't take it and pulls a gun so not mcbain wastes him nd comes out as a cop then brings in regret

they go to the wasteland and has regret dig out the guns and sez i he outed him hed have iced em both then has regret fill the hole up

you are my, indentured servant, my, property

he has regret ride infront of the wagon on the horses jacka55 and e sits in the cool wagon as he dont trust regret

at a stop regret nearly f's up he horses as ohn wayne stops him and theres a immy Olsen kid se regret has a shirt like his mom he never saw on a man

they're fighting commanches and ohn aybe makes regret carry a anvil to not get away

they talk with a chick gonna poop out a baby and its been 2 yeas since mrs not McBain bit it

commancheroeso commanche attac anthe Americans fight em off

i looked it up and Comancheros were guys who traded with commanche like items, food, or slaves

regret gets away on a horses a55 andjohn waye dont cap him as he needs the ammo for the red man

the immy Olsen kid gets a big a55 gun an blows out a commanche

regret returns and fights em of with em and he baddz are beat

1 guy got it and a guy is gonna move the settlers out from red attacs and settler guy wants to help regret or helping em

the baby was born and they are gonna name it after ohn waybe but he sez name him after regret who saved em

they go on and john waybe tells reret he swore an oath to bring him in and didm't cap him

they go to a paradise like farm  with a little girl calling him uncle and her moms a busty blonde

k so i missed it and reget bought in Texas rangers to save em

blonde sez her husband bit it in the Texas battle for indepandance and was near Sam Houston an they name the did after mrs not McBain

not mcain is malcontent over Sam getting em to fight and regret is into blonde wait its the mexian chic and its cuz of not McBain he aint with her

mnot McBain sez sorry and they go to see a judge to help regret

udge sez they'll lie of regret being in the Texas rangers as he's then sworn in recent but they say he was in it or a while

not mcain gets regret to volunteer for a thing w/o him knowing it a they go out in the burned out wastelands from probably some ancient attack

regret thinks they're alone now but not McBain knows indins are like ninja and some come by but are non violent

he gives em a cigar but no booze and tells reret you tell different Indians by looks like a gopher snake rom a rattlr

regret attacks the gopher snae but ohn waybe puts it in the shade as its their friend who eats rodents and sez after ur 1st rattlr you'll now

they go out in the wasteland and see 1 Indian then a swarm and use a feather stick to show whos side they are on like pirate flags in the high seas

high seas? like height? like the water above the firmament?

the feather stic gets em past the Indian swarm and both go to a group and give em rifles

they got 72 rifles w/o firing pins an oferrs to work with em but ae caught and hung by their arms on a wood frame thing

so they are in a dungeon later and shave then we seethis thing of a guy dragged by a rope on a horse

the commancheo leaders saythey came uninvited and will get executed for it as they gota stay secret

they see him as McBain and Mexican rom b4 likes and searched 4 regret and 1 leader wants to ice en

the main leader sez other lower leader who wants em iced is jealous of her liking regret

mecian remembers not mcban from the boat and high leader in a straw hat is in a wheelchair with stone wheels like The Flintstones

they make their own powder and have their own dark society that ends its dissenters like a guy hanging for stealing like in roman or samurai times

not McBain wants to jump guys for weapons when the back up arrives and take out this dark group

not McBain talks with mecixan over things and b4 she can talk to him of her real thing, chief ironshirt comes by with his men

she asks him if he's really McBain and he sez hes many names in his business and she sez she saw him with a Texas ranger star on the boat

he tells regret she knows hes a ranger and if she outs him, regret gets it too

at a party there, Mexican makes out with regret and high leader her dad or w/e comes in and invites em to dinner

oh and regret intended to get the duel guy in the arm but he moved

and lee is called crow like the guy who too over Yugioh 5Ds and 'd up the show with his cr-ppy 6th dragon and lee was partly scalped so is scar is from thar

so Mexican i think wants to run away with regret and they make out, a Frenchie an a Mexican total devolution

at dinner she sez she wants to leave with reret and dad leader otta leave to a better place as the cops know of it

he assumes its not McBain and not mncbain admits it and that the troops are commin

a guy reveals he iced the scouts and no help will come so not mcbain thows a drin in a guys ace and has regret beat him then not mcabin gets the other guard high leader calls

regret sez he and Mexican are going south and not mcanin sez they got indians to deal with

ohn wayne has crippled leader captive and sez he'd enjoy watching him hang

so this cart with ohn waibe and cripple leader go out at day but its tinted to look night and cripple leader attacks an alearts the guards so they floor it and ohn wayne shoots things that blow as they escape

the swarm of Indians chase em to action horn music and across the wasteland with towering things that were probably once buildings

the cover on the wagon catches fire and comes off dragging and ohn wayeb with Mexican and raegrt driving takes out chasing Indians like a video game

the wagon falls andflips and on waybe bada55edly gets up and the reinforcements come in

regret named paul like atrades in dune saves john waybe by capping the lower leader who wanted em iced

crippled leader bit it an mexiacn covers it with a cloth and gets a gun like go nagai manga

the Americans take out the red man and burn their base and stop their evil

now normans and Saxons can live together in peace

ohn waybe lets paul egret and msexicn go of on a new life and rides out back home into the wasteland

the end

that was good

nice action an western fun

good acting and writing ad action and story

goo twists and i didn't see how it would go

dspite the widescreen, its a cool film an has a positive feel of American action and heart

good honor and values and themes and ohn Waybe is many an cool as usual

glad I saw this one, its pretty well done

although the rangers lying to protect a guy seems a bit off

For The Comancheros 2 I want the pail egret and his woman to find a lost city in the desert and its been left empty, turns out, the people left as it was gonna be nuked by past tech in 1812 and by leavin it, it was spared. after noicing life signs there, the destroyers returned and they gotta use ancient tech to fight em. Also its a 128 bit game like Shadow The Hedgehog on Dreamcast GameCube, xbox and ps2 where you play as them and go around in speed armor to activate the defence system, hen at the en they launch he city o the sky and repopulate it through breeding.

Into The Blue Review

Note: I spell as clear as the gender of Blue in Violence Jack

Into The Blue

This is my review on Into The Blue from da distand future year of 2005 (When Transformers The Movie and some Robotech Comics happened)

Its directed by John Stockwell who did nothing I ever saw

It stars Paul Walker fro0m Tammy and the T-Rex\Pleasantville\Varsity Blues\The Skulls\Joy Ride\Highway to Heaven\Charles in Charge\Who's the Boss?\Touched by an Angel\Shark Week and nothing else I watched, openly malcontent Jessica Alba from Sin City\Fantastic Four\Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer\The Secret World of Alex Mack\Flipper\Chicago Hope\MADtv, Scott Caan from Enemy of the State\Varsity Blues\candy a55 Ocean's Eleven, Ashley Scott from A.I. Artificial Intelligence\ the 00s Walking Tall, Josh Brolin from The Goonies\Mimic\The Mod Squad 90s movie\2000 Hollow Man/No Country for Old Men/American Gangster\W.\Guardians of the Galaxy\Highway to Heaven\Mankind: The Story of All of Us, James Frain from the 00s The Count of Monte Cristo\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\Gotham\Star Trek: Discovery\the 2019 The Twilight Zone, Tyson Beckford from Zoolander, and a few guys not on back door soy boy beta male, frooty booty, candy a55 sodom bottom cripple nipples wikipedia

I never saw this b4 but my fat bimbo gf likes it and is gay for paul walker

after logos we see a plane over the sea in a storm and a blac guy busted around from it moing

it goes down and we get opeinin credits to sea footage then title

then a fat guy taught scuba by pauil walker to music and more creidts

this is 00s colored and very widescreen

they go up and paul shoves a guy hassling him in the sea

then alba in a sea park teaching people of ocean cr-p

later albas cooking red slop, probably poors and wair its paul cooking chili

he makes it when sometings wrong lke his ex gf being there

this time cuz he go fired and alba is his woman and is romantic with him as the dog watches em make out and want to b0ne

a guy with shades drives his boat by as he hunts or cr-p in the sea an offers him work

paul sez no and is told it took shades 10 years to in his 1st treasure

paul dives and whines he dont wanna work or shades making shades rich an getting crumbs then a 90s song plays

an alex winter looking guy coms by and rough house with paul as theyre buddies and comes onto alba

not al has a blonder woman whog et along with alba

not al gets em jetskiis and wait its a boat and wait its both and they drive around in the sea and sun then scuba undr the sea an over the rainbow with alba in a bikini

they go in undersea caves with air pockerts and pauls watch falls off

sharks come and not al wigs out and  tats racist against saharks

paul gets a snorkel and mask and flipper and goes udner to get his watch

is this like all dogs go to heaven with charlies watch?

he finds a dark rock a brings it up and sez its like in a ship or something as a ballist thing

alba sez these sharks are non aggressive an its tiger sharks you gotta worry of

like furrys?

they go under and check the sea floor and bring up cr-p and paul finds an exotic dagger made of gold

pul finds a plane in the sea as koji can swim in the sky, he can fly beneath the sea, in is robot man, mazinger z

they check it out and find bodies and in boxes they cut open is cocainum

theres a huge load of blow in the back and not al wants to use it to get rich

not al took a box of blow an alba wants to throw it back but not al stops him

paul cuts it open as winner dont use drugs and jumps it in the sea to poison the fish

later they're in the pool a night an wanna go back to look for more

to file a claim they gotta identify the wreck and say where it came from

i never saw this but i'm guessing not alex and his bimbo will go bad an get it a paul has to face him in a death match

not al sez they identitfy it and call the cops and alba sez it might be spread across the ovean and will use not als money for it

paul sez they could spend the rest of life looking for another win and alba sez ok but they call the cops an tell no one

they go shoppin for a boat with sonar and magnets and tech for 30 000 $

not al sez this guy he saved from a legal thing wont loan him and he made bad loans and is outta dough

so they go scuba and 1 guy goes in the plane

paul runs low on air and comes up an finds 1 girl didn't come so he goes back with an extra tank

he finds her in an airpocket in the plane and i think its blonde and she sez she didn't take anything

they use a thing to desalt the silver and find they got a Spanish gun

1 line sez sic semper tyrannis like the American Hero John Wilkes Booth

it was from a boat of nutty over the top bada55es an this Frenchie on it tried to escape during the war and went to soviet france with a daughter of a guy but sun his ship to escape detection

they figger they can have a lot of money and when they go bac paul has blonde stay up as lookout

the divers use a fan to blow sand away an balloon things to rise a cannon

as blonde sunbathes w/o a bikini top some guys come and they're black guys as this is how p0rn0es start

they are cops and ask for what shes doing and search the vessel

pauls cannon falls and crushes not al's arm and hes low on air so he gets air from paul

they find prescription drugs from someone and the air runs out so they use the air in the balloons to keep alive

paul lifts the cannon and they go up and black cop recognizes paul and he sez he got lazy for a diver down flag

cops go and they we have a party rave thing where not al is gonna cut out blonde and he gets 50%

after lusty dancing like the remake of footloose this black guy sez he didn't tell where paul was or who he with as he didn't know but i think someones after em

not al sees his blone talking to a big black guy like android 18 and gets whiny then devolves into a fist fight with not al throwing the 1st punch

his arm damaged by the cannon snaps and dangles on flesh

jk really after the scuffle paul sez thats not who u wanna fight

later at this place by rocks this black guy and i think a Mexico attack paul and not al and they fight em off an the baddies leave

they leave a hat an its got a logo

then we see shades with pipes on his boat for blasting sand away and showing kids his cr-p

paul confronts him after and he sez its a suvineer he sold

paul sez have ur boys leave me and shades sez paul boarded his boat w/o consent and guys get shot for it

in the heat of the night: there was a time i couldn've had you shot

not al needs money and wants to use the drugs but is only 5 years max 1st time offense and it too longer to get through law school

plus they got millions in blow right by em as they hunt for a civil war boat

plus he works with drug dearler and it not needing the smartiest

paul thinks of it with alba in undies and a tank top then they make out

at night not al and blonde go to e plane and theres i think a tiger shark there in attack mode

the its day and blonde goes to the big black guy as not al is in the car acting tough

paul with his black friend is on his cr-ppy boat and black friend goes but paul gets a call and goes to this boat with a brit and black guys an al gave em the drugs

turns out its brits blow and not al tried to sell it back to him

brit pulls a gun on paul and sez hes gotta get back the drugs for him

paul sez they dont got the equipment and its gonna cost 30 000 so brit gives em some and sez u got 12 hours

on the beach paul beats on not al which is anti sem et ic but they go back and alba wants out as paul went from not workin for shades to drug slave

at night they use tech to blast the sea floor an a guy is blown into it

they search and find the civil war boat name and wreck

they do de plane and theres a maybe tiger shark in attack mode that i think gets blonde

they bring up the blow and help blonde then paul cutz the drugs loose to get her to help

in the hospital i think blonde bit it and  get the token sad moment all movies gotta have to make us feel sad around 75% in

alba blames not al who wants to go back to get the drug and he only new her for 5 days and only cares of the drugs

oaul get a call and its brit asking of the drugs of when he sez no, the black guy who wanted blonde comes for em and they drive of

they hit a fat mexicans car and escape but paul gets out and sends alba and not al to escape

alba goes to the cops as she shoulve ne in the 1st place and not al books it

then we see paul in jeans and no shirt with manly muscles for the girls to lust after and getting the treasure he found to bribe the black guys to say he didnt find em

dont trust these guys! theyre killers and purvoes!

paul and homies return and i think this is by soviet Hawaii where cocaine Hussein claims to be from

black guy looks around and is taken outby a silencred gunshot which is not how that works

paul goes own and finds him then finds brit and his woman iced and shades is there

paul books it and umps in the sea as the homies open fire on him but in real life after 3 feet of water, bulets are useless

paul swims in jeans and a t shirt and a boat looks for him but hes on the sea floor

is this goku vs freeza?

he clings to the speed boat with is bare hands somehow and it goes fast but they find a wrapper and dont find him

he unlinks an the boat goes off and shade meets with alba as sent by black cop

paul gets to not al and sez shades worked with brit and brit tried to cut him out and has iced him

he calls alba and gets shades who sez he wants the cordinates and paul seZ meet me at this place

paul is gonna ice not al as she should but breaks a chair who was innocent

i think black cop works for hads and gets a bullet through the head like the clLn TLns enemies

finally seeing he f'd up not al sees a way and shades dont know hes here

time to atone through bushido code of seppuku

paul comes to shades and sees alba tied to the floor and probably b0ned a lot

he sez they found the zephyr and shades dont buy it

they talk at the point of the plane and pul sez with all his tech shades couldn't find his own plane

alba get free and drags dead black guy around

paul jumps in the sea to destroy the rest of his blow and eventually divers go in with harpoon guns

alba chops up the dead black guy like a tarentino movie and busts the boat from inside like star convoy in star giant with the battlestars

in the plane paul lurks like a ninja and i think shades finds the boat the zephyr

a black guy on a boat harpoons a guy with a gun in the leg and drags him with the cable as it drives off

paul sneak attakcs a guy underwater and alba run roman ethnic guy but not as ethnic as her and clamps his fingers in the door and locks it

paul fights guys as alba radioes or help but ethnic guy break the window and opens the door and she runs

paul harpoons a guys face and a shark gets someone and not al is there

ethnic guy has an axe an alba sneak attacks him then gets him with a hook thing as he swings his axe at her

paul fights shades in the plane with a knife an alba bets the ethnic guys parts and bends his broken finger like in shootfighter tekken and they both go in the sea

a shark gets ethnic guy and paul has a draw where he and shades make and load weapons

shades uses a harpoon gun and paul mcguyvers a scuba tank as a rocket and it hits something n the plane blows somehow

not sure thats how it works but its cool

wont the shockwaves of sound go through water an f em up?

42 days later they are back an get the zephyr and not al is with em an they try bringing up the cannon but it falls

paul sez lets return tomorrow as i got all i need here

and in the ship is gol d bars that was revealed by the cannon fell

not al jumps in an gets it and celebrates

then tet saying these 6 bllion $ of treasure in the sea to be found

then credits to island music

the end

that want so bad

i remember the robot chicken thing actin like it would b a big deal as a joke and i think it fits

its a nice lite actiony movie with guys for girls an girls for guys to like

its pretty early 00s and has good underwater filming

i dont like the sea but this didn't creep me out with the boundless abyss going on forever into the background

the music and filming is good despite being widescreen and the acting is nice

its not bad, more of a regular early 00s late 90s fi

For Into The Blue 2 I want it to be them finding some ancient tech on a dive and the gov ties to get it to cover up the truth of past civilizations being more advanced than we are told. They gotta use the tech to fight em and show it to the world at a sports thing to broadcast to the world. Also its a 128 bit action game like Zelda on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, box and ps2 where you play as 1 of em in a power armor and unlock other parts in undersea temples to get more abilities an fight ancient constructs that guard em.