The Miser Review

Note: I spell like one o THEM

The Miser

This is my review on The Miser from the distant future year to the Italian stallion Caligula of 1908(120 years before the 2nd Robotech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers

I never saw it but theres also an italiano comedy called this I've never seen either

both were base on the play by Moliere i never heard of

but the french s=ck and don't belong on my blue and pure world

a few scenes were lost according to bac door, aids bag, Creator hater, gender offender, wiener cleaner, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, b0ner smoker, sodom bottom, frooty booty, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vena pet tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia who censors peoples real names when they make up new ones after going insane.

after title a demony looking guy in a hat in a room counts money

he drops coins and gets em then hears somthing

i think theres a speaker by the wall to communicate

isn't his in the 1600s when the play was made?

they admitting we had higher tech then?

he hides his gold in a dresser as light shines in the room as though a moving ting making it went by

like a flying machine? This is a higher floor isn't it?

he lets in this devolved guy with a puppet like face who needs money

probably for surgery to be a real boy

they spazz their arms around like italianoes and demony guy sends puppet guy out as demony guys hat falls of

are these yokai?

demony guy locks the doors and gets his gold while looking around worried someone else will have it

he wigs out like a soviet ally who found out what they did to German women in 45 and hides the box of gold in a basket then puts cr-p on it

h opens the door and a woman with 2 kids comes in lookin gypsy

I assume she's gonna sell him em for his kind's b0ning rituals

she begs for money and he seems to want her offspring but she dont wanna sell em

maybe he can rent em and give em back when done with using whats left of his thing?

he opens a vault and it cuts to demony guy begging a cook by i think might be a well like a mario pipe and a castle and woods

i guess hey censored him b0ning em

demony guy wigs out and grabs at the cook who shoves its a55 away and walks off to make, b0ne and eat trash

demony guy crawl on the ground like if worms were evil as a pack of frenchis comes in

he gon get f'd by a pack of frenchers!

he gets up, spazzes around and falls in the well but the frenchies save him

you don't get to die, thats too easy, not til we're done with you!

he begs em and they give him a box like the one he hid

he finds gold in a White Bag and shares it with em

wait, no he goes of with it looing lie a D&D monster as they follow

I'm sue he got his money by non evil ways

NOT!!

The End

that wasn't so bad

good make up

they look like oni

i hear in the real play is of a 60 year old rich guy who wants to marry a young woman who his son is into and a mix of things these fenchies got where its resolve by em being related

so... inbreeding?

i mean i they get b0nd by dogs it not as bi a jump to frenchies

like going rom chimp to hog

plus when his gold goes missing he accuses the town and wants all o em locked up

tis guys evil

put him in an oven, cook at 400 degrees til tender, serve to his victims

but his version isn't bad

teres not much to it and it missing some

i can follow the basics but it sems to have cut a lot

but macros do you remember love left a lot from Robotech out

i liked it ad it shows how some people are poisoned by love of money, the root of all evil

For The Miser 2 I want the demony guy to have invested money in making a new type of power armor that let him fight like he's young, and finished in time as there's an uprising between the humans and his yokai tengu demon kind. So he uses the power armor to fight the people trying to purge his demon tribe from the kingdom but they have their own armor from the inventor sharing the data to his friends who were humans too. Also its an 8 bit game on Sega Master System and Game ear, Ns and GB, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you ply a the demony guy and fight the human but in the last level you play a the human who made the suit who regrets making it for you in neo power armor e made to correct his mistake.

Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors Review

Note: Ore Samma No Spelling Wa Muteki Da!

Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors

This is my review on Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors from the distant future year to hattori hanzo who's doing hard time in Jigoku of 1945(The year Go Nagai was born)

Its directed by Mitsuyo Seo who lived like a century and influenced Tezuka with this film

I never saw t but it Japans 1st feature length animated film and a sequel to Momotaro's Sea Eagles which I never saw

its inspired by Fantasia and the American occupiers tried to burn all copies but it survived like the Gelflings in The Dark Crystal

Its based on Momotaro the airy tale Peach Boy from Japanese Lore

after title we get text in Japenese  then title and I think credits

at a great peak in the woods is nature as animal kids walk across farmlands to go to school

the flute is wonderful and the animation is impressive in proper ll screen an god b/w

the sailors are said to return and all these animal people or jujin like in Urotsukidoi and come to greet em

they ring the Temple bell and bow and wait its the kids going to school who were sailors

they go different ways and the Jujin come to greet the monkey one

monkeys kid bro Santa comes by asking what he rode but is told sailors don't ride fighting sips

Santa guesses he rid a fighter plane and cheers boom

farmers tend the soil and the hog one Wankichi comes by to greet em, his rents

wait hes a dog

in the woods birds care for the young and eggs as the bird sailor comes by to feed some

bear sailor plays with bear toys and faints seeing 1 for a sec

mom makes him tea and Harukichi the monkey tells the young of the war

his best exp was flying a plane the 1st time as copilot or a small mission seeing villiagers smiling below him

he offers to bring em flying and sez he trained in a field with a rifle doing robotech moves

Santa goes to the river or pond with Harikici's navy hat but it keeps falling

it blown in the river by wind and flushes away

Santa goes after it as birds fly in the sky, soar up high

1 tells Harukichi Santa fell in the river

Santa goes by whirlpools as the village gathers to rescue him

Harikichi sportacus's in the water then swims as Santa heads for a waterfall

Wanichi on a cliff ties rope on a tree to bungee down and save both bothers

the town pulls em up as Santa saved the hat

I think the one that made the bear faint was Sakata no Kintoki as we see it by a bear model and the Gold Kanji on him

bear boy puts up a wind carp and Harukichis glad his brother is ok

the wind blows his hat away so Santa chases it to soft music as dandelions puff fly

then he recalls the war how 30 mins b4 a hit and is face looks devolved

then we see a beach at the sea with palm trees and rabbits in trees with binnocolars

the east sea force base has a deer moving a ribbon as a rabbit watches

cat people chop down trees for monkeys singing of working together for Japan

and elephants too, which i assume are slaves, sing of how great it is to work

better than being on blue sky tweeting about unions all day

rhinos too? they pull out the stumps

elephants hammer the ground with the stumps and rhinos poke holes in em with horns to build things

1 guy is either a long nose ape or yokai

nice, the Imperial Japan Flag

then planes come by and everyone freaks out then runs/hides

the rabbits watch n binoculars and climb a tower as big plane lands with a peach

kangaroos too? what island is this?

all the beasts run out and they sing of smething new and weird coming

Momotaro comes out a the only human  and the animals are amazed by him being great

the shin ningen and the hyaku ju

i think the sailors from the 1st part are with him and the carry the imperial flag as the animal soldiers put a lot of bags around

So Momotaro's gonna bust the soviets like in 1905 right?

the animals sing of what can the bags hold and say how soldier need food so they offer some to saruno the soldier

the army eats up from the friendly possible gaijin animals

later the animals are in an open air classroom like violence jack oav 3 and a dog with a black eye teaches Japanese

they make animal sounds instead of singing like before and seem devolved

then a bear plays harmonica as saruno weirdly face sings a song to teach sounds

this is like nick cage screaming the alphabet in that vampire movie, but as a song

then we see monkeys doing laundry on crocs as they continue the song

kangaroos hang the prisoners i mean shirts in lines deer walk with em on clotheslines between horns

monkey soldier clean guns and rhino's move barrels

1 guy is drawn by a bird but the mail comes and bear get a Chinese finger trap and 1 gets ice cream with a spring snake inside

bird gets a photo from the birds he helped before who are growing

if this was made today they'd get blown out by the enemy for a sad moment

like starship troopers-

Santa gives his big bro a letter saying he missed him

then we get guys training with sticks lie Son Wukong and a guy with a pet bird

the animals tell Momotaro the enemy is near so he sez investigate

a plane comes in wait i think its leaving

a rabit with a bayonette goes around 

then we see a bear taking off kendo gear from it being hot

Momotaro got no reports from the front as bear sweats like a hollywood producer at recess

a plane lands and 2 guys from the front tell a new force was seen with planes coming from Hiroshima

the plane that landed is all shot up and in the film developing room they process the stuff

they have a plan and Momotaro gives a speech saying remember your training and do it for the home team

tomorrow is the last page in the fight and in the AM they attack

the men prepare parachutes and Momotaro checks em

chefs make bento boxes and the planes are fueled

then in the southern sea with many small islands like stars in the sky

like fallen angels?

the middle one was the most beautiful and was ruled long ago by good king Goa who made people happy with kindness

1 day a black ship came with Invaders

wow, this predicted gaijin

the people went to the king but a White man came from the ship lookin Spanish or French(the bad guys)

he sez they're merchants wanting peaceful trade and wanna be friends

but returning to the ship each night is hard so they want some land and offer treasure like spice from perza, tobacco from egypt(they had that?)jewels from india, necklaces from siam and cotton/lamp/tea rom canton plus gold/silver

they have 1 treasure, a coin and suck up to the king

that long nosed demon is up to evil

so the gaijin put up a jolly roger flag and king asks if his promise is not what he sez

long nose gaijin has a code saying this is his lands home base and theres a battle where the gajin win and take over

man this called it with gaijin

the island once called kingdom of angels on loan from gods was enslaved

its ok, in a few generations they'll assimilate

so just put up with crime, violence and evil for a few decades, and then you die out and your descendants are used to it

so the Heroic Nippon forces get in planes and launch as animals cheer

then a song of crossing the area on strong wings and hoping to return home after a win

it stars raining and its in the plane

then the sun comes out and soldiers have bento

they launch troops at the drop a enemy's fire on em

they land an Momotaro's with em as they ditch chutes and get guns to assemble

the enemy ores on m but they use grenades an 1 turret in a mound base had its gun pulled out by a bear

in the jungle the enemy car drives by and they attack with blades but we see em scream and all and thrust blade w/o contact

these gaijin with playing cards scramble looking skinny and devolved

oh no its the bits

some are fat and they surrender to be used  for weapons theting

J k there was no 731. don't trust maruta

1 frooty leader sez he has no command over all troops so total surrender is impossible

also that rooty gaiin speaks devolve English like eurotrash

the governor has more authority a frooty booty don't but governor let by plane days ago

Momotaro takes over but frootymo only has some authority of some cr-p on devils island

Momotaro wants him to have his men secure it for em but he sez he dont command that much

So Momotaro sez surrender full control to us til govrnor returns

the leaders try to delay and bluff for time thinking their side is winning saying we'll answer by 10

Momotaro sez, No! Now! Stop Stalling

and they surrender

eat it frenchmo

the kids in the homeland playing ump and Santa lands on a chalk drawing of America

then we see Mt Fuji i think

the end

that was pretty good

nice action

good heart and wonder

well acted

Momotaro sounds like Goku or Enma Kun

nice music

good 40s style

it warns of the dangers of gaijin and how we gotta work together and keep them out to be safe

like letting feces into open wounds isn't good

nice hope and showing the devolved eurotrash facing em

like how Europe is sissy today and letting gaijin ruin em

I hope some Nippon HERO gives The Japanese a rousing speech like Android 16 and Gohan to get him to man up and end Cell as some people words can't reach, but for fighting gaijin so the Nipponjin stop putting up with em and being polite then return to Bushido and Imperial Values.

Ganbare Nippon Sama! Makenai! Jigoku Erochiro gaijin!

but this was pretty cool and well animated

shame anime went cr-ppy with modern stuff

I liked this one and it was a cool hopeful inspiration WW2 film

For Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors 2 I want modern Japan to be taken over by gaijin and Momotaro returns from being sealed in a magic peach  to lead the people to reclaim their homeland. Also its a 16 bit Srpg like Shining force but Modern Japan and on Snes, Sega Genesis, T16, Atari Jaguar an GBA where you play as a team working for Momotaro taking out gaijin lairs in the slums Japan devolved into.

Sideshow Wrestlers Review

Note: I spell like the REAL WWF, not the monkey lovers

Sideshow Wrestlers

This is my review on Sideshow Wrestlers from the distant fiture yar to Civil War Hero Nathan Bedford Forest of 1908(120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters

I never saw this b4 but it said to be of prowrestlers on back door, aids bag, candy a55, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, b0ner smoker, gender offender, banana crammer, Creator hater, soy boy, beta male queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who says the Lagarfljot Worm isnt real despite a 7-6 vote saying it is

after title we see a maid and a man in a skirt as its soviet France and thy name their boys michelle and justine and alexis and maria

this possible guy comes in with a container of cr-p come in and leaves

then a guy with towels comes in and leaves

then a chick comes in and they talk

a guy in a straw at comes in and they give him a chair as his legs e f'd

he trys waling and waves his arms to describe something and skirt man spazzzes out and i think hes describing wrestling

woman and hatmo leaves and maid talks with skirtmo but leave and return in a dress and a tux

atmo returns and thy go out

at this carnival or w/e with much drawn on the background but looking good, they meet this tall guy in a robe

he takes off his robe and this trumpet guy or tromboner plays

a tromboner uses his mouth, but a pianist has tulips on his organ

a crowd gather and they throw clothing pieces to em

they go in the building and skirtmo with a buncha guys come in

teres a rug on the floor and people in audience but only like a dozen or so

2 guys flap hands and 1 grabs the other to pin him then flip him

then they shake hands and 2 more us go in, shake hands and 1 trys to lift the other

the other is too fat but falls on him and he's crushed to a rubber floppy prob

then comes the big guy and skirtmo who's pulled around an big guy step over him

they grapple and skirtmo pins him and wins

then they celebrate him and he spazzes out all proud o his win as i guess wrestling is real

the end

that was pretty nice

the wrestling was only at the end

but the human centipede only came in at the end o the 3rd one

nice moves and good action with some unexpected things

didn't know they had prewrestling in the 00s

i never ot into wrestling but liked Hulk Hogan an randy avage

but not the rock, my grade school classmates kept quoting him

they all otta be b0ned dead

but this was pretty solid

not much happens but it ends pretty cool

glad i saw it

For Sideshow Wrestlers 2 I want a 1900s wrestling tournament wit crazy 80s style WWF cr-p but wit 1900s things and the main guy of the 1st is trying to mae it to the top. Also its a 128 bit wrestling game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, box and ps2 where you play as any of the ones from the film or create one an battle it out

The Woes Of Roller Skaters Review

Note: I used to roller skate in the 90s

The Woes Of Roller Skaters

this is my review on The Woes Of Roller Skaters from the distant future year to Thomas Jefferson o 1908(120 years beore Robotech Saon 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses

i never saw this but im doing geoges films and liked some

it starts with a chick dancing in a dining thing and doing the splits like a power ranger or jean claude

the people cheer and some are either fatties or in baggy clothes like the 00s or both

a man woman and kid roller skate around in kind of a marching band outfits

in the audience is a really fat guy who might be in an inflatable suit like deviant art guys wear to cross dress

the skater man/dame circle around like a bird about to take out its target then spin with each other

guy goes around in a circle and backwards and on 1 foot

i think the fat guy is in black face or like a clown which are derived from demons

the skaters leave and audience leaves

1 bellhop monkey boy is selling use skates and a couple ignores him

he gets another sign and an inflatable clown and a thin clown guy who are probably demon worshippers in b0ning rituals

the clown clan crew buys em and chix go by as the monkey boy is by em

in this dinner room the clowns come in and take off their hats

they put on the sates and spazz around on em like bad soccer players trying to geta penalty unlike soviet mexicoes

is that fat clown where the guy rom spawn got it from?

1 flips and kicks a tray of cr-p of this maids hands then pulls her holding a cabinet that falls

a guy dressed like a maruta gets his tray kicked off

a cabinet wall thing shelf is fallen and a table flipped

i think the cops come in to help em up or arrest em for being bevolved

they're taken out as the wall shakes

they get sent to jail to be butt hammered forever and are holding the skates in their hands

they take the skates in a pile and send em out

et the guillotine

the cops ty on the skates as they're dumba55es and outsie 2 gus are ater a 3rd then a 4th comes in and beat on 3rdmo

i think they mugged or mouth f'd him and run then the cops come out on skates and fall

is this where Inspector Gadget got it?

the beaters taunt the cops not realizing they will take of the skate and put billy clubs in the booty holes

the end

that was pretty not bad

good twists

sorta simpsons

creative ideas

people doing wha they see entrtainers do and efing oup

not a bad little ilm

and it shows why cops otta be always on duty

For The Woes Of Roller Skaters 2 I want the cops to train on sates and once good enough, go around as skate cops and beat on guys. Also its a 128 bit game on GameCube, Dreamcast, box and ps2 where you play like Tony Haw meet fighting force 64.

Love And Molasses Review

Note:: I play the card Morass Of Mortality!

Love And Molasses

This is my review on Love And Molasses rom the distant Future year to Cleopatra who was Macedonian an NOT black of 1908(101 years befoe Robotech the Maross Saga)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer

I never aw this but its sai its directed by georgre's hmie maniel based on style according to back door, candy a55, aids bag, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, Creator hater, gener offender, soy boy, beta male, booty boy, frooty booty, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who depite all hey're lies, admits chronic is ad

its also called His first job

after title we see  shop  with a gyy working for another and moving cr-p around

plus a lady at the register

a chick comes in and another chick an a possible black guy and the store o in but blac guy leaves

a guy in a hat and coat like a 19th century p-mp comes in with a kinda ratty guy who he's probably b0ning

1 worker helps and looks over the ratty guy which is kinda nice

they take off his coat and gives  him a labcoat, probably to do interbreeding experiments on man an ape like the soviets did

they get an apron on him like that truman dole cult and have him work there

the p-mp kisses his head and goes

they show him stuf and tell him stuff and shove him around

even the cash woman shoves him

he gets his irish up and spazzes arms like an italiano but kash woman shoves him on his a55

the other workers throw him around and into things and 1 sleeve is longer over his right hand

like the hiden an theme of napoleans groupe?

the workers clean up and this fat chick with big t-ts comes in so ratty guy aids her and not giving her aids like the french like doing

he gives her something and she gets b==chy cuz shes lesser evolved like a Frenchie and leaves

ratty guy offers something to another woman who get b-=chy like a frenchy and throws him down

dont take that cr-p rom those things

if someone hits you, counterpunch

if they whine "bUt iMmA GirL" let those alleged humans know "you threw the 1st punch"

don't throw a punch if you dont wanna take a punch

now i like dog the bounty hunter, but its ret-rded to say "dOnT HiT a LaDy" even if she attack you

what are you gonna do? just let her assault you?

goin Phil Hartman and his woman wastes him?

i you throw rocks at a wasp nest, dont be shocked you get stung!

so ratty guy gets a ladder and gets cr-p of the shelf but falls into a water barrel and is helped out

hi p-mp return and ratty guy's all f;d out from the abuse he had so boss kicks his butt literally and he's taken to the camera where his long nosed p-mp kisss him as he crys and spazzes out and the store people laugh at his pain

f==kin french c=ck suckers

the end

that ws well made

a thing showing ho the rench are awful

that ratty guy is probably the p-mps butt slave

living in the soviet republic of Canada i had to put up with frencheis and know they s-ck

esp the women

i know they're trying to go extinct with ending the unborn and having the gov ice the disabled and sick and sad, and having people sterilized for being mentally ill

plus they're genetic defects of tay sachs an cancer and heart issues

its like koala, smooth brained creatures that seem to be trying to o extinct

and pandas

plus much o why Canada s-cked is cuz of their law and courts and rulings and alleged people

but this movie is REAL French not the devolve canadian variant

lie brazils and Portuguese or Spaniards an mexicos

different cultures

but yeah, the movie is well done and i got a nice feeling seeing em change his outfit seeming nice

then they f'd him

its all in 1 place of this guy being dumped on by awful alleged humans

glad i saw it

nuke French Canada

the ftench in Europe kinda s-ck too

purify the protoculture

For Love And Molasses 2 I want  the ratty guy to have enough and get an exotic sword then end is p-mp who was b0nng him then go back to the shop and take out all the people who hassled him then hunt down the customers and end them as the cops and other frencheis try to stop him and he ends em. Also its an 8 bit Master Of Darkness style game on Nes and Game Boy, Master System and Game ear, T16, Atari 7800 an Lynx where you o around 1900 franch and sol the problem o the frenchies.

The Mischances Of A Photographer Review

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The Mischances Of A Photographer

This is my review on The Mischances Of A Photographer from the distant future year to Kotaro Fuma of 109 i mean 1908(120 years beore Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer

I ever saw this but his ilms are entertaining despite the demonic stuff and being openly French

despite its diability of French, it was said not to be released in soviet France at the time, according to back door, aids bag, candy a55, gender offender, wiener cleaner, frooty booty, banana crammer, b0ner smoker soy boy, beta male, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, Creator hater Wikipedia who denies FACTS and can't tell dudes from dames

after toitle we see a guy in a room posing kinda frooty

is he vogueing?

he lets i a guy and open his closet

ten more come including a devolved guy like th penguin in batman returns but happy, a ft chick, a no fat chock, a guy in a robe/hat who might be a chick

an ethnic guy comes in with a box and leaves

he motions around and as the people gather to i thin th window

the robe hermaphrodite looking like its ret=rded a bit, run out to probably get itself pregnant

frenchies are like slugs minus charisma and evolution, as both are non normally gendered

so moustache guy gives clothes for the guests to wear

then its outside and a camera man i readying a thing 4 em

they gather in costume with 2 clowns for demon worship, wait its 3, and a guy in a rennsacmce thing and chicks ressed like a Greek and a 19700s chick

possibly referencing the millennial reign from 007X AD to what THEY call 1776 as  buncha years wee faked

so photographer is nna tae the picture but adjusts the rennsance guys outfit

then robe and hat french hermaphrodite comes in and puts a hose i think in the camera

it sits down as  no one noticd that thing beig evil as the French are the bad guys

camera man coms bac and opens he camera lens but water p-sses on em

the hermaphrodite has an autism attack and dont try to hide its evil

i think it mean to be a kid but they didn't wanna get a real kid so they got a yokai thing playing it

if the French had soul they wouldn't be French

so photographer chases that devolved thing, gets sprayed with water, knocks over the probably expensve camera, and spanks his candy a55

knowing how the frencies are purvprts like the marquis de sae, he might like it.

the end

that as pretty nice

not much to it but decent

could be a mentos commercial or something

that french possible kid was all devolved looing

i like how it got a beating for its damage

next time get the whip

didn't expect 2 places to e used or filmimg

good refs to the hidden past

i can see thing eing a youtube vid by teen or something

For The Mischances Of A Photographer 2 I want the hermaphrodite youth to be the 1st of many with teens evolving into evil and causing damage. Eventually the ov cracks own on em and ha mass eecutions with awful teens guillotined in public until the crimes stop. Also its a 16  it beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where you play as cops who gotta beat down these teens and in thE enD its revealed they chose to be possessed by demons to spite their parents who they hate not letting em get tattoos and piercings and amputations.

The Indian Sorcerer Review

Note: I spell like a dark magician

The Indian Sorcerer

Ths is my review on The Indian Sorcerer rom the distant future yar to Vlad The Impaler who fought for freedom of 1908(120 years before the 2n Robotech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English

I never saw this b4 but I'm doing george's films and this is next

It starts with a jungle and stone building place with a house other buildings in the bg

this guy get a stool and not the kind from yo a55 and puts a painting on it

the man is in a dress like its soviet california in the 2020s

so he's using a harpies eater duster and a devolved gaijin busts through the painting

dressmo runs but gaijin pulls him bac and pulls of his clothes and he' in 1800s undies

wait, is dat a chick??

hard to tell with frenchies

the chicks are manly and dudes are girly

so girly man sits on a stool and gaijin looking devolved spazzes around and pulls a round think from her ear

he eats it then pull it out is ear then throws it and catches to turn it into an ostrich sized egg

then swings it and its the size of a coon

then swings it and its the size of a dog

then slams it on the ground and its the size of a midget

he spins it like a breakdancer and gets a huge stool and pus it on

then pulls a tree, taps it on the ground and its a metal thing like a bishop in chess

he makes his glasses huge by swinging em and i think its like expandin the space between atoms

h puts it on the chess piece and its a scale now

all right rangers lets bring em together

he gets a blade like boku no pico adult cloud from final fantasy 7 and cuts the egg in 2

but it had a line in it b4

he put 1 half shell on the left side and puts the stool below the right side and puts the other shell on the thing o its o the stool

he gets a cloth and waves it to summon a small box and put small white things in the right side

then puts the rest i the left and puts fuzzy carpet or wig things in the eggs

ten puts white dust in both sides I assume is nose candy like sports candy in lazy town

he takes the stool from under it and put the egg sides together

he puts the egg in the bi stool and pus a pot of possible feces under it to light on ire

tmnt III did you know in some places dung is a fuel source?

not tmnt III who cares! we wanna b0ne April b4 she gets devolved!

after ire licks it a bit and goes down for a few seconds he gets the egg and pulls it open to summon a pack of chickens

he puts the shells bac on the scale and put cloth in to balance it

but the right side ips so he puts nose candy in it

he put t together and opens it to have ethnic children in it

he leaves with em but comes back and the screen darkens

he puts the egg together an put a cloth over her but she vanishes and he opens the egg to have her in there

they bow and he runs of as the gaijin wears the egg like a shell and walks on all 4s like a turtle

cowabuna

the end

that was pretty good

nice lite magic show

the gaijin was gross and i cant tell if the main character as a man or woman or some kinda French hermaphrodite

is got goo effects and is basically a magic show

it holds my attention and i was curious on where it would go

nice effects and good moves

glad i saw this one

for The Indian Sorcerer 2 I want the mage to go on an attack on the village of Europeans and summons various pagan gain yokai demons to attack. But the Europeans use holy weapons to fight them. Also it a 16 bit beat em uo lie Night Slashers with a Slavic, a Portuguese, a Scott and a German teaming up to fight the yokai an take on the sorcerer on Sega Genesis, Snes, T16, Atari Jaguar and GBA with up to 4 players and the final boss is the sorcerer who devolves into a turtle yokai.