Good Glue Sticks Review

Note: I Spell like glue eaters

Good Glue Sticks

This is my review on Good Glue Sticks from the ditant iture year to Oscar Wile of 1907 (120 years before Transformer Zone)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art.

I never saw this but this frenchie often does good films but also dark occultism like Yugioh

After title we see a stand selling cr-p and a guy n a cr-ppy hat with a beard

i think its a gaijin or one of THEM

guys come up and e has a sign saying The Best Glue

Don't at glue, its made of horses and not kosher

imagine gluing your butt closed and eatin a lot of foreign food to build pressure til you blow out?

so some alleged people or frenchies buy the glue and e gives a demonstration o brushing some on a paper and sticking another paper on it

2 guys looking maybe like cops or train guys like yugioh zexal with anna and her trains b0ning guys by driving em in the anus

the devolved duo move away the people in White from buying the glue and gain store owner wis out like a soviet lover hearing the good America did and sends em away

gaijin store guy goes out with a container of some fluid as we see the duo going by a bench and statues like in rome or Greece or the millennial reign

they go to sleep and old ands as in europe its not queer like wearing a speedo or kissing guys like italianoes do

they sleep in public outside? must not worry of crime or guys b0ning em in their sleep, like a paradise with no evil

gaijin comes by and paints their sleeves then makes a sound to scare em to bump into each other and stick

is this where we got Stuck On You by the Super Farley Bros?

they stumble around trying to figure out how to move as a swam of alleged humans or frenchies come in and laugh at their disability

they take off their coats which ae probably ruined and the coats did no wrong

and then taking of stuck clothes makes em smarter than Honda in Yugioh Season 0 as in the manga his coat got caught and he stayed behind to die in Kaiba's Death T Par instead of taking it off as hes a effin dumba55

they go after the gaijin store glue man who returned to his store laughing at the guys he wronged

as 2 wrongs make a right

hes packing up and replace up with fudge and its France

the duo comes in and catch him and wrestle him to the round as a guy carrying newspapers falls over seeming like Mr McFeeley in Mr Rogers

they hold him down and pour the glue in his a55 to seal it forever so nothing goes in and nothing goes out

jk really they paint his back and stick him to a wall

is this them stringing him up?

the hairy gross gaijin spazzes out all 4 limbs like the bug it is so the alleged humans or frenchies pry it of the wall door thing with sticks

i think its butt pants came off so he dont show the camera his rotting hairy a55 with bites taken out rom his rituals

they put newspaper on it and that thing skips town to spread its plague to other places

the end

that was petty fun

sorta like a long mentos commercial

its fitting of the 1900s and as res to hidden things lie the statues and them trusting to sleep in public as if used to a moral ara tul this gain came in

good message of removing malefic forces with their own evil

glad I saw it

For Good Glue Sticks 2 I want te gain to come to a town and spread poison glue to mutate people into demons so th cops gotta beat the evil outta em and take out the gaijin who uses his poison to devolve into a big ross hair yokai. Is also a 16 bit Beat Em Up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA were up to 4 players are cops with holy limb guards tat beat the evil outta the devolved,

The Knight Of Black Art Review

Note: I spell like not batman

The Knight Of Black Art

This is my review on The Knight Of Black Art from the istant future year to Shutendoji of 1907(100 years before transformes season 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire

I never saw this like many of this guys films but he does good stuff with a lot o occultism

after title we see a stone inner building made TOTALLY by pre horse and buggy guys and some musketeers come in

wait its 1 and theres some possible chicks but its hard to tell wit frenchies being so sissy

musketeer take of his cloak an blade and as the possible chicks throw em up but they don't come down

imagine if they threw up in each others butts?

A reverse Human Centipede!

he has 1 possible chick get big hoop rings and a table he puts 1 on then a cloth over it

he puts the other ring on it and presses em to make a drum thing

like king piccolo making drum in Dragon Ball

and both Nameks and frenchies are like hermaphrodites

unlike manly soviets and curvy soviet chicks they b0ne

he paints a face on the drum with a smile which is weird as frenhies aint happy, often from feminism or crippled dna

he used black magic to aim its arm at the drum and the face gets happier

ten punches in its eyes and pulls out booze bottles

Sonic Sez Beer is NO good!

then punches in its mouth and pulls out long cloths for a while

then pulls live birds outta its mouth

is this a dimension hole?

he shows theres noting in the other side only a drum and ring

then puts it back and pulls out mouth cloth

wait its dresses like french men like to wear

after a buncha dresses from h-ll he pulls the cloth off the drum and clones the alleged females by moving 1 to the left 1 to the right and there's others like em behind em

then throws dresses on em and it cuts to em wearing dresses

they walk in a pattern probably for leaving ki trails to link em or spell things like a Transmutation Circle in FMA by American HERO Vic Mignogna

they line up and pull of the dresses to a cut of ten in em and out em then vanish

the musketeer and last alleged woman tie the last ring to 4 White strings from above(occult symbol)

he has the assistant alleged female sit under it and waves him hand to have a guy summon from the ring above it

its a chick in a clamshell like The Birth Of Venus from the alleged castlevania days but clothed

then has her sink back into the gate

was that the assitants stand like in jojo?

the assistant stands in the ring but is shoved down by musketeer mage

they take it of the strings and he gets on a pedestal then runs the rung over him

the ring vanishes then he turns semi clear and the ring moves over him to vanish him

its on 2 White Stri9ngs like the 2 witnesses at the end before the last thing in The Bible

he umps out behind the alleged chick assistant and gets the ring, pulls it in 2 and lines em up, then gets on a bk thats summoned and rides off

the end

that was pretty cool

more magic and tricks that i wasn't expecting

some occultist refs and themes

no words, only visual

like Sonic 3 and Knuckles

I liked it and you can tell when they changed the film or cut away to fake it

but its entertaining

you may think "did they have bikes bac then?" but temples have carvings o men on bikes and of dinosaurs

look it up, its real

For The Knight Of Black Art 2 I want the families of the chicks he vanished to go on a hunt for him to get em back. They go to his place after a trip and into his dimension of weird tim burton la blue girl cr-p. Also its a top down 4 player Zelda like game on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you go around the quest to find him and the quest in the demon realm for the 2nd part and go from 1 square screen to the next like Zelda 4 swords.

The Genii Of Fire Review

Note: I Can Spell On FiRe, Like The AIDS Of SoDoMy

The Genii Of Fire

This is my review on The Genii Of Fire from the distant future year to pharaoh Atem of 1908(120 year bore the 2n Rootech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late

candy a55 Wikipedia sez its got occult refs but the directer was not in the demon club but his dad was in similar groups

I never saw this and its suppose to say Genie but the French cant spell and don't got souls

Outside a cave with pillars of carved stone a chic worships

an older couple comes by with the guy having a huge schnozz and moustache and the woman looking mature like the kind who b0ned high school guys

i think they may be royal with fancy outfits

she wants to go in the cave but he don't

the chick worshipping is really a dude as i didn't see its face

he trys to warn em that something will f their eyes but then goes

she goes in pulling him and in it are triangle signs in the architecture and in the walls

the doorways are like 10 feet tall, probably for giants or other demons like sasquatch or oni

these beardo and turban guys like the ones that ruin other countries come in with alleged females on the other side in White like The Klan would do later

they catch the couple and head beardo has tribal guys in skull face with torches and long loincloth or diapers

the tribesman hold em down they the doors open to a fire in it that turns to a demon yokai thing that walks out with a maybe red bodysuit and turban and long beard

it wiggles around and curls its arms around its legs to aim butt at camera then does the splits

it stands up and more/sparks burst behind it for a bit then raises a huge wine glass like for a giant

a chick in a pointy hat comes out and I think the sparks f'd out the couple eyes

she poofs away and the area with the door is gone to show an open circle room that has steps leading up, like a temple in a sonic game

the tribal guys cartwheel out and the head beardo has em bring in a huge wine glass with things on the sides they detach like dragon graven idols

these women dressed roman are hanging on the sides and middle behind it and burst into spark flames that shower on the couple

k now they're eyed are f'd out and the glass is gone

is this like soviet india with the guy cooking out slum kids eyes with a spoon in slumdog millionaire?

or gypsies mutilating Human kids to use for begging like The Man Who Laughs?

the couple and cult step toward the camera creppily with arms out and the couple leaves the cave

they pray for help and he devolved guy who tried to stop em comes by seeing they're f'd

he uses i think secret herbs and spices on their eyes to heal em so they go of and he yells in the cave

the end

that as pretty good

I'm not in any demon cults so I don't know how accurate this is but it seems like something They'd do

good effects for the time and it gave me the creeps with the cult marching to the camera

the demon effects were interesting and good pyrotechnics

I think the guy at the start may be an angel guarding the cave temple like Zelda and keeps em in

pretty cool film and pretty freaky

and it didn't need cg lol

For The Genii Of Fire 2 I want the couple to have trained in holy arts and lead an attack on the demon temple but the demons and cult members in it ight back. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar  and GBA where 1 player is the guy and the other is the chick in holy armor and taking on various demons as bosses while exploring the deep temple.

Why That Actor Was Late Review

Note: I spell etter tan ators do on celeb jeopardy

Why That Actor Was Late

This is my review on Why That Actor Was Late rm the distant future year to American HERO Nathan Bedford Forest f 1908(120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography

I never saw it but this was kinda before movie stars but i think they had play actors then

if you believe e official story of alleged history

after title we get actual words saying knocking down managers

in a bar with painted on bottles on the walls like the simpsons these guys drink

a big guy with a bowler hat, coat and smoke gets up and goes but bumps people who fall over

in the real version he b0ned em dead

outside with stores painted on the walls we see a 10 foot tall thing like a phone booth with a leaf or peal like dome and point, probably some olde worlde thing

theres a 1900s car and a cart stops by it with a guy looking over its cr-p

a guy carrying a buncha boxes is shoved over like the soviets b0ning people dead by the big guy who gets in the car as is victims leave

the driver open the front to f with and big guy gets out to check then back in and they eventually drive our

a cop stops em and big guy gets out to hassle the cop then this long phaIIic car like a rocket car in some sci fi thing comes in

big guy stands on the back of it an it drives off

cop hassles 1st driver and he gets to effing the front of the car

at some building or plays or w/e these people go in and out and not only the butt

big guy gets there and shoves over a waiter or w/e holding cr-p

i think its a movie studio and he nocks things over and is rough like a soviet

he shoves over guys on stairs and theres a lot of shots besides 1 room like most of the directors other things

he gets to his dressing room and a guy helps him get changed and put on a wig

a buncha freaks in 1700 costumes come in and b--ch at him

he throws white power probably nose candy at em hen goes to perform

the end

that wasnt bad

good physical comedy

surprised it had so many scenes and word cards

good action

not much to the story

could be a mentos commercial

show how the French are rude and bossy and cr-ppy

its a decent film

For Why That Actor Was Late 2 I want hi to be at a nose candy party and notices he's late but has a more berserk thing goin around town beating on people and taing bits outta em in a drugged up rampage. Also its a 32/64 bit game on Sea Saturn, N6, ps1 and 3do where you play a the guy and go around like Postal but 3rd person an plays like Fighting Force or w/e the game that was almost Streets Of Rage 4 was and gotta get to there before time run out but have the option to wreak havoc and time stops as you beat people, up for some reason

Long Distance Wireless Photography Review

Note: I spell long as in wrong

Long Distance Wireless Photography

This is my review on Long Distance Wireless Photography from the ditant fiture year to Christopher Columbus The Italian Stallion o 1908(120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop

I never saw this but I'm doin his surviving films and this is next

in a lab this target hat beardo an long beard beardo work a a chick runs around

a boy comes in and lets in a geezer couple

long beardo looks like Rasputin n waves is hands around italiano stlye

they bring in a picture of a machine and a smaller piture of chicks in dresses who he probably wants to b0ne like a soviet

beardo Rasputin spin a wheel behind it and puts a black screen up then pulls a lever and shows the dress chicks on the screen

they move and he turns it off and puts he equipment away

he puts it back and in a frame and as a chick in a dress come out then run the machine and a 2nd girl in a dress is on the black frame screen

its like yugioh arc v but not efing awful

the frame chick moves and fade out then Rasputin gx go's with the equipment and put this old lady's face on the screen

ew its missing teeth!

must be French

he clelebrates with geezer and puts him on the seat then runs the machine but a demon ape clown face shows up on the frame

is that his true forme?

i lnew the French were evil

marquis de sade, Trudeau, Robespierre, macros, alleged Trudeau jr

we need a cure or being french

we can put it on the trash, so when they b0ne the trash they evolve

or rot into black fungus

if they had souls they wouldn't be French

so demon geezer goes mental and busts the lab but gets zapped by the machine he grabbed as he's a dumba55 and his hair stands up

his skin falls off and hes the ape clown demon and he falls back to h-ll where the french came rom

jk really the alleged humans laugh at him and Rasputin GT turns it off

old lady gets her coat removed by the wheel in a cut away rom 1 frame to the next and se leaves with her demon husband lookin giIf as the others laugh at them

the end

tat was interesting

it predited projecting video like tv and internet

the aids bag wikipedia page of this whines of guys liking chicks in this like its bad

a thing showing the true self is interesting like THEY LIVE which I thougt of recently

clever effects and style and creative vision predicting things

I assume the tech here was based on real things rom the past tech which was more advanced and probably still can be done

Pretty good thing

For Long Distance Wireless Photography 2 I want the beardo guy to make a thing where it shows a projection of the people at a town hall and reveals their true selfs. Seeing they're exposed, they devolve to their real forms and try to wipe out the town, so the beardo inventer has a power armor made and battles em. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sea Genesis, Snes, TG16 Atari Jaguar and GBA were you play as up to 4 guys in armor and fight the demon ape clown people

In The Barber Shop Review

Note: I don't get haircuts

In The Barber Shop

This is my revirw on In The Barber Shop from the didtant future year to Ivan the Terrible who did the right thing a those animals iced is fam like The Punisher, of 1908(120 years beore Rootecg Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village

I never saw this but its probably what Barbershop is based on with that guy ice cube or w/e

but i never saw that either so its non canon

after title we see a barber shop with 1 guy sharpening a blade and 2 guys on 2 patients or w/e air cutter victims are called

the guy and female who got cut are happy with their hair and leave

a chick in a black cloak comes in but then a blicketee black guy played by a french or human actor

he reachs for the woman in blacks thicc booty as i guess he wants to b0ne it

she swats him away and hes all dancey and wiggley

he trys again but falls in the barber chair and keeps checing out the older atter woman who wears black

imagine going to anti soviet Teas with all the 600lb blobs?

the barbers work on the africanized non American and the White woman in black he lusts for and the womans hair is let down

i can see this guy being the kind who starts j=rkin off in public if he sees a chick hot enough

the film quality changes and looks more washed out as homie's barber gets a spinning thing to buff his hair

while talking to a woman the homie's barber buffs his ace

so woman in blacks hair is dark now like going ss4

homie got the black buffed of him and now is White or albino or vitiligo

he looks like a devolved mr bean and the womans barber looks lie a less devolved groucho marx

he don't want the woman now who seem to have caught his blackness, which is a thing on race and which groups go after what

deeply political for 1908

ex homie laughs at the woman who had his condition a bit before

e gets her irish up an lings powder, possibly nose candy, like a devolved chick throwing her waste at the restaurant that told her the toilet is for customers

she leaves to find a cure and the barber trio laugh and low dust

the end

that wasn't bad

pretty 1900s it thats how people thought

may comedy is cruder today but tis was more lite

good surprise of her getting revitiligo lie Uncle Ruckus

plus maruta and gaijin have similar adds

didn't know black was contagious

Michael Jackson hung out with Donald Trump and got the thing

Guess that why in the 1800s they wanted us to stick to our own kind

lol

But this was quick and fun

glad i saw it

Better than law and order SVU bein mostly White Straight men as the bad guys

For In The Barber Shop I want the woman to be wandering around france eating garbage and poors as she looks for a cure. The priest sends her on missions to aid others and by helping others, learns how people have it worse, then she's cured. Also its a 128 bit game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 were you go around the slums of france and do quests like cheap Zelda.

Game Reviews Volume 40 From 2026 Part I

My next bunch of games I did. I lost my 2DS and got a new one and got busy with other things but from January to August I did these ones.

Just beat Goof Troop for Snes on my DS R4. Its a puzzle action game based on the 90s cartoon where you play as Goofy who's slower but does more damage, or his son Max, who's the opposite and kinda worse. There's 5 levels and after you beat 1 you get a 5 image password that stays on if you game over or accidentally start a new one and die off. 1 button kicks blocks or picks up/throws things to beat enemies and when the arms are up, you can catch things like thrown pots or cannonballs. 1 button uses the item and in 2 player each gets 1 but 1 player you have 2 you cycle through with R. I couldn't get it to pause and save states didn't work so I had to use Passwords to return where I left of or leaving the 2DS on Sleep. You have a few lives and get continues with Blue Gems you find but under pots or barrels or whatever are fruit that give Health or Red Gems for extra Guys Get enough fruit and its an extra guy but at 8 it stops giving it out til you get hit. Normally you die in 1 hit and resummon at the entrance of the room you came in. There's puzzles like kicking blocks to a square or beating all enemies or bringing a key to open a door that can be tricky but eventually you'll get it. I struggled with this til I found you can keep going in the same room back and forth, check the pots, get Fruit/1UPs and repeat til full. Using a Continue has you restart the room and on bosses you can't go back and refill lives so keep trying to find a way to do better on full Lifes. After biting it its 1 hit kills til you run outta guys. The game boss is rough but after hours of redoing the last level I eventually got him. Nice Snes Disney Capcom Graphics and the music is good. It could control better with me trying to kick a block and it not working or Goofy spazzing around it. Its meant as a 2 player game but would be harder to synchro with another guy. Glad I finished it but I probably won't do it again. Its kind of an ordeal. I used Goofy as Max is weak. Pits are death no matter HP.

Just beat Hokuto no Ken 6 - Gekitou Denshou Ken Haou e no Michi for Snes on my DS R4. Its a 2D 1 on 1 Fighting game where you use guys from Hokuto No Ken 1 and 2. You choose 1 and fight the rest of em and if you don't use any Continues(You get like 4) you fight a hidden boss, The Thoughts of the Hokuto Ryu Ken successors, which is a gray Kenshiro. A B X Y is attacks, L is Super Move when you build up enough Toki from hitting the foe without being hit much, and has 2 levels for different moves, and R can do some move. The graphics are kinda weird but work but the guys look kinda Devolved in 16 bit. Its not like Street Fighter and often has you smacking on each other til 1 gets enough Toki for a move and does it then repeat. I find ducking and attacking can get em but not against Raoh/Kaioh. I used Rei cuz he's the coolest and after beating it, tried again with Falco and it was easier. Maybe as I knew how to fight em. I did use save states to save time and it may be the only game I know where you can use KuroYasha. The music is good and there's digitized voices that ain't too bad. Its not deep and there's a 2 player and a free mode besides the 1 player game and it plays not so bad but could be better. The toughest guys were Raoh and Kaioh but the game can be beat in under 30 mins on a perfect run. The fights are 1 battle per fight and some things like Mr. Heart's body gulging around is interesting. There's Heart but no Shin and KuroYasha but no Hyo or Han? Who chose this line up? But the characters look and fight different and there's no Mirror Match except Kenshiro vs Shadow Kenshiro. Its kind of a lite game but if you like Hokuto No Ken its fun to see Rei Vs Souther or Falco Vs Raoh. When your Toki is enough you get a colored aura and use L to do the move. Often you can jump over guys and they take a bit to turn around and hit him. Ken can do Muso Tensei which makes him invincible for a bit. Glad I did this one. Its a decent lite game.

Just beat Dune: The Battle for Arrakis on my 218 Sega Genesis Ganes Multicart. Its a Real Time Strategy game base on the book/80s movie where you do 9 missions getting harder each time, usually blowing all enemy buildings. A is yes, B s no but  can have you make another of the last thing made. C is held to speed the curser you move around to click on things and tell it what to do. If you move a unit to a place it stays there and attacks foes who near. You can click on one unit then another to make it follow it and Daisy Chain em to make a Convoy. You play as Harkonen(The strongest)Ordos(Non Canon)or Atreides(The good guys)and some have different units or powers. I used Harkonnen as its strong. You make buildings that do things like Wind Traps for energy or Factory's for making vehicles. You need a Refinery/Harvesters to collect Spice to use as money or you can't do Jack. As you go on you get more options and don't need past ones. Like Pokemon where you don't need Butterfree/Raticate later. The AI is bad so you can trick foes to hit their own buildings if you are behind em. Without using Concrete 1st the building has less HP but you can fix it. Everything moves in real time so you gotta look around but there's voices saying whats up. Turrets attack near enemies and there is Fog Of War where the map is dark til you explore. Sandworms eat 3 of your units then leave but you can kill em. There's Passwords that are real words and the Graphics/Music are well done. It plays well and each side gets 1 Construction Building to make buildings. If its gone, you can't make new buildings but if you get the foe's one its easier to end em. The last round has the enemy use big missiles that can wipe out an area so spread you units from the base and end his palace/Construction things. I like using Launchers to hit from a distance. Its fun and I find myself not wanting to rush to the end but just playing it. Its by Virgin and Westwood who did grand things. Glad I did This.

Just beat Sonic Frontiers on PS4. Its an open world Sonic game where you get the Chaos Emeralds by getting Keys from levels unlocked by Gears from beating enemies/solving puzzles that unveils the map 1 part at a time/gives rails to fast grind across it. The game tells you how to do all the moves and you get Exp by finding bits of data from beat foes or around the area. A new thick is the Cyloop where you hold a button to leave a trail you draw around things to turn on or get free rings/items from the ground. You get Red/Blue fruit to boost Attack/Defense and find Yokai to return to boost max speed/rings. There's purple coins for Fishing with Big The Cat for Tokens to buy these things and Things to get enough to unlock more dialogue with the character of the level. The levels have 4 goals: Beat fast, get enough rings, Get all 5 Red Rings, finish level. You don't gotta do it all but each goal met gets a key and all 4 gets 3 extra keys. You unlock skills with Exp and the camera is the Right Stick but its kinda bad and moves too close or in ways you don't want. Light Dash is down on left Stick but don't work often. The voices are different again but sound wrong at 1st til you get used to em. The story is deep and well made but more serious/less fun. Its like Sailor Moon crystal compared to the good 90s one. You get the Emeralds and go Super to face the Boss then go to a new land and do it again. I hated it at 1st but it grew on me so I liked some parts after adapting. Still its not really being a Sonic Game but trying to be Zelda Breath Of The Wild. You can do things at your own rate/order and get infinite tries/can restart a level as much as you want. In loading screens you practice moves and some parts are Shmups with White/black shots you counter with the same one like Ikaruga or quick time events. They tried to make it meaningful and deep but the camera and control could use work. Its not awful but takes getting used to. Glad I did this.

Just beat Demons of Asteborg on Genesis. Its a 2021 game by Kickstarter that plays kinda like Castlevania where you platform and solve puzzles the beat a boss at the end. Each level has a new item to use that goes away after beating it. Some think you otta keep em like Zelda but this lets each level be more focused and you don't gotta try everything til you figure it out. The bosses often have a 2nd pattern where you gotta end em with the level item. There's autosave after each level and a shop to buy things between levels like extra moves or lives. Falling in spikes/pits sends you back to the entry of the area with a bit of damage but running outta life sends you back to a checkpoint. Game over means back to title screen to reload a save but you only got 3 lives. 1 button is attack, 1 is jump, 1 is magic with a bar that refills. You can change the controls in options and it don't save. The graphics are great an there's 1 Space Harrier level and good dark fantasy graphics like an 80s thing. The music is good and it plays well with showing how to do things at times. I went in w/o spoilers and it was a good choice. The story is good and once you know what to do, its not so tough, but the last level is tricky and needs good reflexes. I got this and Astebros as I got a coupon code for like 10% of from the site from kickstarting DaemonClaw. Its a solid game and worth going into. Glad I did this one. You can go back and forth in some areas to ice the same guys to get life and there's wall jumps like Mega Man X. Also is a roll/slide like Contra Hard Corps with Down and jump that you can evade some things. You can't jump down through platforms though. Its got that 80s PG style where its dark but clean so no mature themes or swearing I recalled.

Just beat Virtual Boy Wario Land on my 2DS. Its kind of a 2D platform thing where you use Wario to go around this ancient temple with crazy tech to get the Key and get to the end of the level then repeat. You can go into the background at times and look at smaller seeming Wario in the distance which can be tricky to see what to do. There's Power Ups with Hats that let you use a button to: flamethrower, glide by pressing left/right w/button or Shoulder Charges with speed and butt stomp harder things by jumping then hold Down on the D Pad. There's Garlic to go to big Wario when small and you can combine the Hat Power Ups to Dragon Wario that lets you do a flame shot that busts stone and can glide. If you touch anything you shrink to small Wario and next hit kills you but I think there's infinite Continues and you lose the hidden Treasure you find in secret places to get a better ending. On my 2DS Emulator the VB plays slow so it took a while and I used Save States. There's mini games between levels to bet money/Hearts to get more and with enough you get extra guys. There's a mini boss before the boss that you gotta avoid its attacks and butt stomp it when it dives into the ground on its underside. There's like 4 bosses you gotta do and they have jumping between fore/background. I hear the game is hard and can see why if played at real speed/not using Save States. Plus some things are hard to see and I used a guide when not knowing where to go a few times. The graphics are good but its black/shades of red. The music I didn't get as its all slowed on this. I liked it and do prefer Wario over Mario but its got some cryptic things. A bit more Polish could make it shine. And you hold L/R to run and can couch/crawl with down. Glad I did this one. Not a big fan of the background jumping as its zoomed out, but this was pretty solid. And ancient tech w/Demon Clown bosses seems kinda occult. There' a time limit an you can go back to past levels but in order/then redo em.

Just beat Jack Bros for Virtual Boy on my 2DS. Its part of the Megami Tensei series by Atlus. You go through like 6 worlds with 60 floors and find Keys to unlock the next Floor while going in a maze like the GB Zelda Games. A button fires an attack like Fireball for Jack Lantern, Snowball for Jack Frost and knife for Jack Ripper. The shoulder button does a super move like Freeze enemies for Frost, Screen Blast for Lantern and slaying all foes on screen for Ripper. You got Time instead of life but getting hit lowers it. Run out and you do the area again from the start. There's more Super Move items you find and Clocks like Back To The Future on NES for more time, which is in seconds and can get pretty high. At the bottom of each area is a boss you beat and get a 4 number password to return to. The graphics are pretty good for Red/black but can be tough to see at times. It plays pretty well and every time you reach a new thing, Pixie tells you whats up, but only the 1st time, as biting it and retrying don't get it back. The story is you're Yokai or whatever out on Halloween too late and gotta get back or be trapped out of your realm. It played really slow on my 2DS so I use Save States so it won't take forever. Its pretty cool and I only bit it once on the spider boss. There's moving statues that zoom in to get you in you cross the path but in some parts the move back and forth so if you stand just right near em after they zoom in, you can get em to keep attacking when you're a bit out of reach. There's power ups like ghosts that block hits like Bakura in Yugioh Season 5, and an invincibility thing that speeds you up and has you blink Red. Its pretty cool and I used Jack Lantern as I like Halloween. Glad I did this one. Its pretty well done an cool. Got that 90s clean horror thing going with no swearing or blood but a good atmosphere. The final boss has 2 formes and is the master of their world but you fight him for some reason.

Just beat Jackal on my 150 Nes games GBA Multicart. Its a top down Run N Gun game by Konami where you play as a Jeep on enemy Turf to beat em 1 button fires the Machine Gun that only aims up and the other is the Grenade that can be Powered up to a missile then again to a Cross Burst that takes out foes in a D Pad Direction +.  You move where the D Pad is pressed, no Tank Controls, and the Grenade always fires where you're facing. You can rescue captives by blowing houses with the Grenade and waiting near em to have em come in the Jeep. If you touch foes or shots you blow in 1 hit and the captives scatter to recollect. You get em to a chopper pad to save em and some houses have 1 guy who upgrades your weapon, but get hit once and its back to square 1. You get 3 continues and a buncha lives plus get more with points. The Arcade had a rotating Joystick to turn and aim when moving. The NES version controls well but its petty tough with1 hit kills. I used Save States and it still took a bit, but it can be beat in like under 10 mins on a perfect speed run. The worst enemies are the Choppers who come in and sniper you. Plus some tanks that spray shots. The music and Graphics are good but the screen don't scroll as well and often I'm close to the edge and enemies pop in. If you fall you resummon where you bit it but using a Continue restarts the level. Its a pretty solid game. I'm not the biggest on top down Run N Gun games like this after Super C but this was pretty good There's like 6 levels each different and Its got that G I Joe or Chuck Norris 80s thing going. Glad I did this one. Oh and you can run over human enemies.

Just beat Sonic Generations on my Sonic X Shadow Generations game for PS4. Its a platform Game and port of the ps3 game for Sonic's 20th Anniversary. You play as past and now Sonic and do reimagined versions of 9 Sonic Games, 3 Genesis, 3 128 bit and 3 modern, Past Sonic is in more 2D trying to be Genesis while modern goes for a more Sonic Unleashed thing. You can jump, boost, spin dash and drop dash plus other things like homing attack, stomp and sidestep. L/R 1 is sidestep but I mix it up with boost R2 so it throws me off. Nice graphics and great music but after like an hour I feel like blowing chunks. Yo Chunks! Get in here! There's skills to equip but you don't need em. After beating both acts of 3 zones once you get challenges to unlock boss keys to face the area boss and get Chaos Emeralds from rival fights or bosses. You can't control the camera and often I miss a spring or fall in a pit over and over. You can get infinite tries and play til you win. Its really forgiving but kinda badly made in parts. Plus it seems the later game levels get worse than the 1st ones. The writing is good but the X Shadow pack censored things like Rouge's bust or dialogue. There's a lot to unlock like songs or art and Chao hidden in levels. I beat it in 5 hours and some parts were fun but some got on my nerves. Glad I did it but not sure I'd do it again. Didn't like Sky Sanctuary with the clouds or Planet Whisp much and the Whisp Powers were kinda bad. Nice to see 2D/3D versions of past games that weren't that way. The voicing was pretty good and you can use D Pad or A Stick. Its not bad and autosaves with a few save slots but could've been better. Good Speed and R2 for past Sonic can be used for Spin Dash but you gotta charge a bit or it ain't as good I like the bright colors and upbeat tunes. A decent tribute to years of Sonic. And getting crushed by spike blocks falling don't end you but does spill rings when using invincibility.

Just beat Sonic X Shadow Generations on PS4. Had to import from Japan from there not being a PS4 one here but it plays in English. Its got a remake of Sonic Generations which is good but gets worse as it goes on. The Shadow part is 6 levels with 2 acts, 1 more 3D 2 more 2D where you go through past games. It plays pretty well and has mostly good control. After you beat both acts and enough levels you unlock the boss room but gotta do challenges like beat a level with 1 ring or go through enough hoops. These are pretty easy at times and once you get enough you get boss keys to face the boss then get a new Doom Power to access more of the area. The Manta and Squid ones I had issue with. The 3D hub world has things to do but the camera is bad. Even after reversing the directions it was too close and made me wanna barf. The graphics and music are great and the story is well done. It got me teary eyed and I related to Maria helping Shadow with his anger. This is why people say Sonic is better than Mario. More edge and more grown up, but still clean.. Took a few hours to get through but its a mostly well made one. It even made the Sonic 06 levels good, probably cuz they actually FINISHED em. You got unlimited tries and regular checkpoints so play til you get good or lucky. There's Chaos Control  to slow time for like 5 seconds and you refill the thing to use it by beating foes. The controls can be changed but only from 1 of 2 schemes. Having X to jump then Square to homing is new but works so you don't accidentally homing it. Its one of the better Sonic games and I'm glad I did this one. It adds to the Shadow story well. The Boost recharges with rings/beating guys and you unlock art or things by fining glowing things in levels then opening chests with em. The game says what buttons to push at times and is pretty forgiving. A solid time.