Laugh, Clown, Laugh Review

Note: evil clows!

Laugh, Clown, Laugh

This is my review on Laugh, Clown, Laugh frot he distant futue year to the Taisho Emperor orf 1928(100 years befo the 2n Robotech war)

its directed by Herbert Brenon who did nothing else i saw

it stars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Monster/Mockery/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\The False Faces/He Who Gets Slapped/The Blackbird/Where East Is East, oo Catholic Loretta Young from 1921 The Sheik/The Hatchet Man/1935 The Call of the Wild, el deviento Nils Asther from The Cossacks 1928/Our Dancing Daughters/Bluebeard 1944/Samson and Delilah 1949, Bernard Siegel from 1925 The Phantom of the Opera, Cissy Fitzgerald rom nothing i saw, El Polen Zakken Gwen Lee from 1936 Fury, Leo Feodoroff rom nothing I saw, Emmett King from White Tiger 1923/Captain January 1924/West of Zanzibar/The Man in the Iron Mask 1939, Mickey McBan from The Unholy Three 1925, an a buncha guys not on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, candy a55, sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, geender offender, beta male, soy boy, banana crammer, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie snoker veng peta tree kung fu based on plants wiipediea who don't got articles or most of Go Nagai's things but does for maraoh cerrey's i dont know her comment.

i saw this beroe and its pretty good

its inspired by Pagliacci and lon chaney worked with clowns or something as well as did a clown in he who gets slapped based his make up on the occult italiano who started clown make up as clowns and circus's are dark in origin

after title an credits we get Italy in the spring which would be around when the Italian Stallion Benito Mussolini was in charge

1 scene has italinaoes prayi to a Cross with a statue of The Savior on it but going to see the circus coming it

a symbol of being drawn away from Holy to unholy

lon chaney oes a gag pretending to eat his finger, as THEY eat people an the crowd loves it

they give out flyers saying tito and simon the clowns will o a show tonight

after a show of vaudeville tricks lon tito like the dictator  fnds a little girl in the bushes wile getting water

like sesshomaru and rin

e unties hr rom the wood in the ground and his partnet simon or w/ wants to throw her in an orphanage as women are bad luck

lon sez what the saints have sent, sinners can't refuse, so i guess they are into the black arts like clowns being base on human/fallen angel hybrids

lon oes vauevill tricks an 1 with his fingers as shadow puppets impress her

lon names her Simonetta after simon like simple simon the pie man an he likes her now

later shes trained in circus cr-p and a teen like Kagome and hey are in a big a55 circus like sailor moon season 04

the leader wants her hair one to look more womanly and gets to join the act

lon suggests a lower in her hair like Yugioh season 0

by the circus was count Luigi ravellli like raviel or Raziel rom The Bible an his area had the lower like tuxedo mask used

he sees the chic caught in the wire fence and aids her but not like hi kind got in the Reagan years

he tends to her cut legs and she sez she wanted a flower

he gets her a White one like The Moonlight Knight

a this party a blonde in black but not guys like android 18 as krillin wathes, has a drink and sees count with chick

count sez he has a new flower and brins her in his bedroom wth white and black tiles like demon worshippers have in their temples

jerry! What are you doo ing?! You're with a wo man!!

he puts her on the bed and checks her leg but blonde with a smoke comes in an sees him coming onto her saying she'd be an alluring woman

he kisses her feet as i guess he's into that an blonde tells him to send the peeasnt away

he dont an she gets b-chy so he kisses her hand after missing the poor chicks foot

man chick runs of an blone goes for count to see both are gone and now he's gotta suck his own d0ng

he breaks out laughing as min chick return home

simon sez if she's in his act, he's out as women are bad luck to him

also he sez he made lon tito what he is and lon needs him

simon storms off with lon acting very frenchish an main chick comfrts him

as tey hug, lon notices she's grown into a woman an he's interested sdespite being her parent

like woody allen or sesshomaru

this layter happened in the hatchet man with maruta

lon looks like an uglier mark Ruffalo but less beta and more frenchish

uh oh, lon has n earing on his left ear

wait, its the right ear, i looked up the beavis and butt hea ep

so e hugs her but freaks out as i guess he got a b0ner and asks her to call back simon

3 years later the count is getting checked out and fins his laughing its are rom a life of self indulgence and he let his emotions rule him so long he lost control

like cartman and his tourettes

one time, my cousin an i, touched weeeen weeeeeeen, weeenter, weenter is a cold time of yeeeeer

but dr sez falling in love with a woman will cure him

then the next patuent comes in, lon chany and count lols but is taken away

dr checks out lon and hes ticklish

lon wont tell much of himself but i think a bit was skipped and dr sez he's got hopeless love and if he gets hope and the girl he'd be ok

lon looking like devolved john wayne wis out and crys as he sez he can;t tell her as its not right

dr sez he otta laught and suggests the clown flik, which is him

i can;t help you peter parker, but spider man can

lon sez he is flik and count  on th balcony with em  sez lolling is his disability and its not att him

lon gets it as they cant help their things

main chic comes in with r saying be with him more

count and lon see they can help each oter to try to cure each other

they go bac and chi is nice to lon who sez his new friend always lols

he goes an girl sees count and remembers each other

they leave with her an help each other with her helping

they take a horse cart ride together

chik is in a fancy room amd mid finds a pearl necklace from count

so there's a show in a big thetre which would officially been made by horse and buggy people w/o electricity or machines

maid asks if chic would give up pearls for a clown

se sez she'd nevr leave lon

lon an i think smon come in and he trys cheering her tears off with clown cr-p including a long man thing like nose prop an big clown feet

she ez they' never pat and goes out to ballt then lon plays animals and a iant like the offspring of ma and allen anels

simon reveals he knows lon lovs girl but ins te pearls from count an implies shes b0ning him

an they stopped lolling/weeping for he same woman an oo girls dont marry tght rope walkers

can't they share her like sorcerer hunters with the sm chicks and that 1 guy?

lons p-ssed but they gotta go n again and count Luigi comes in

lon sez he's cured of lols but smiles as he tricked him with friendship

an he can fish in the gutter with pearls but not for her

count is cofused and lon think hes trying to b0ne her an smacks him

Luigi sez hes a low clown wo sees dirt

then lon crys as Luigi lols

Luigi turns over the card to say these pearls were his moms an he wants em or her to be his wife

lon reads it seen his error and sez he loves her too and is bummed

this is a love triangle like robotech

Luigi dont wanna get in lons way and they watch her on the tightrope

he sez ask her 1st so if he sez yes to Luigi, she's not now his love

then lon goes out to do clown cr-p

she comes bac and sez she ant ccept the pearls but he sez forgive me

Luigi shos lon she wants lon nd es happy for once

but then she reads the note and he sez he loves her

btw the count looks like the queer guy from degrassi

gotta be more specific

Tristin, who turned miles an got brain damage rom a bus accident

then lon goes up an does a stunt with a tightrope slide on a unicycle helmet

he comes down top see her smooching the count and e's bummed

he pulls out a gun, pus it in his mouth and says; hasta la vista

jk really simon has him go out as "you belong to them" ad he performs as simon sez "laff clown laff even though your heart is breaing"

so girl an Luigi are engaged and shes with his fam b4 the wedding

they cuddle and kiss but se wants lon to not be alone and Luigi agrees

later simon wants to do a new act but lons not feeling it

simon sez the world needs laughter an the clown about

simon sez it'll be their best season and leaves

lol looks over flyers and gorl comes in  so he does the bird thing with a stuffe bird

he sees her in a fancy dress come in and she sez se couldn't stay away from him

she sees tito loves her and he wanted to ell her but couldn't

she wants to be his woman an sez se loves him

they look at a statue of The Savior and Mother an sez she loves him

she goes to tell Luigi and will go to a lake with him

he looks at the statue asking to forgive her lying cuz she loves Luigi

a guy i think simon gets his hat and coat and goes to see lon as kids watch thinking 1 is flik

los in clown ear or rehearsal  as he was thinking of somethin and forgot

they practice with a mirror, possibly for occult  cr-p an simon ez "y u no lol? y u no b flik?" ciuz flik isn t sad

this is pretty dddeep showing the strugglesactors go through

he sez she's gonna marry him but hes not happy and goes wild full performance imagining the crowds that aunt there  musi wit a goo overlay thing of what he hears shown

he ddoes his head unicycle slide on a rope and falls off

guys move him after a all which probably kills him and say getta dr

simon holds him and sez he's 2 old 4 her

he sez its funny he missed it after years and tell luigi to be good to her

and looks nuts as the comedy ened

an then... he died... ahhhhhhhhhhhh

then kids say he's playing dead

the end

that was pretty good

not dark or gruesome, but sa and hartelt

sorta like sailor moon with doomed love and lost souls

it base on thr 1923 play Laugh, Clown, Laugh by David Belasco (one of THEM and Tom Cushing(In a dark group)

thats based on the 1919 play Ridi, Pagliaccio by Fausto Maria Martini(FAUST?!)

its got lon as a disabled guy, who has depression, but hes not evil, only sa

good actin and story an a good  emotional tale

glad i rewatched it. it holds up

lon does well in these thins and his clown work is impressive

a solid performance

For Laugh, Clown, Laugh 2 I want lon to be in rehab after his accient and he alls in love with a thicc blone nurse who elps him recover. also its an 8 bit game on nes, game boy, master system, gamr hgear, t16 Atari 7800 and lynx where you play a the nurse and take care of lon like a digital pet

Brief Encounter Review

Note: I spell like bulmas daughter

Brief Encounter

This is my review on Brief Encounter rom the ditant future year to Zee Kaizer of 1945(60 years before Transformers The Movie)

Its directed by David Lean who did Great Expectations 1946/The Bridge on the River Kwai/Lawrence of Arabia/Doctor Zhivago

Its based on a play by Noel Coward Still Life that I never saw

It stars Celia Johnson from nothin I saw, Trevor Howard, who rejected the regents knighthood,  from Around the World in 80 Days 1956/Mutiny on the Bounty 1962/Superman 1978/Gandhi/Triple Cross, Stanley Holloway from Hamlet 1948, Joyce Carey from nothing I saw, Cyril Raymond from nothing i saw, Everley Gregg from The Private Life of Henry VIII/Pygmalion 1938/Great Expectations 1946, Margaret Barton rom nothing i saw, Marjorie Mars from nothin I saw, Alfie Bass from nothing i saw(but her being in the 50s svengali fits), Wallace Bosco from nothing i saw, Sydney Bromley from An American Werewolf in London 01/The NeverEnding Story 01, Noel Coward the writer of this, Valentine Dyall from Ivanhoe 1952/The Haunting 1963, Irene Handl from  nothing i saw, and some guys not on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, gender offender, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, b0ner smoker, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, frooy booty, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plats, queer as a deer wit a steer in its rear wikipedia who says the partridge creek beast was 1st published as a story  instea of being sighted then published base on the sighting.

I never saw this but people say its good

After logo and title an credits to piano/violin in proper fullsceen and good 40s b/w we see a trainstation an a cop stop a diner to talk of a 3rd class guy going in 1st class to a cockney chick

2 chicks talk an they all talk fast an brittish so you gotta pay attention

a guy is there an the bell rings or his train and he's going out on the way to soviet africa

after more chatter a train goes by and 1 chick left to see it go by

i think the chics are on a train and train looker main one thinks she wishes her other chick was a fried she could trust or w/e and wishes she'd shut the f up

shes bummed and emo about how nothing lasts an everything s=cked

what is this? final fantasy?

so they get to their destination an goes home with her husband and bratty kids

son wants to go to the circus, whih has occult orogins, as its his b ay

daughter wants to go to the pantomime and after talking with husband wat to do, crys and sez she had a fainting spell and her friend talked too much

i put up with women and gotta say, they can be irrational and whiny over things that don't matter

after putting on music an nitting as husband reads paper she thinks how she wants to say a lot cuz he'd understand but can't tell cuz she dont wanna hurt him

man this chick s=ckked. what a loser

she whins of how he used to be happy but now fell in love

then a flashback narrated chatty by her of seeing a man at the station

she had cr-p in here eye and he helped her

later she was shopping aand met him again

later she goes on and on about little things that don't mean anything about little etails lie shes autistic

later they are in a diner or w/e and ave a table/lsten to music/laug at how cr=ppy it is

he works as a dr or something with guys and heps or something, i don't now this is cr-p

they pay for half the bill each and a tip even tough thats not needed

they go to the movies and i thin the music player rom diner is doing music

they talk but im not paying attention an he agrees to go somewhere with him an watches his train leave

se gets home to fin her so got hit by a car a has a mild concussion

he got the brain damage an is gonna start b0ning dogs

she thought it was puishment

later talks o what to do with him and dad want him in the navy but she eas he'd return as a pirate

she sez she met a nice dr man and ha dinner but he's not listening

se goes out but dr don't show

cop trys to seduce cockney chic but she dong consent

he comes an leaves saying on a train next Thursday

then them at the movies as he smokes

the movie s-ced so they leave an later are on a boat ride

later they admit they e in love ut she wants to pull bac but he sez its too late

hey kiss at the train station an we're bac in the now where this started an she's bummed over her dr bf leaving

she thinks how she was on a train thinking she's happy with him an has a phantasy of going o with him on a great adventure or daiboken

he thinks how she lied to her husband for the 1st time about saying he we alone to the movies but was gonna go with another chick

she calls the alibi and gets her to cover for her with a lie to her

so i was looking up the actors in this but saw he made out with her on a brige and they grew closer

i think they're b0ning

at night he goes back to get his train after a smooch and she goes home

in diner cops want booze but cockney chic wont sell at this time and wait its not cops as the cockney chick calls 1 to send em off

what a b--ch. no wonder no one like brits

should've side with zee kaiser

so main chic gets on a train then leaves as it goes to go to dr bf's place

but it a dr bfs homies place he was gonna use for b0ning and she gets triggered and flees then wanders the streets or a while as they didn't have gaijin gangs gutting girls

she calls husband/calls him i eman tells him shes at a freinds place

se wnt to the war memorial and has a smoke then a cop comes

he's jack the ripper an cuts her open

jk really he helps her and she goes back t the cafe or brandy and not candy and brandy the twins with the shower scene in my 600lb life

the diners gonna close for the night and dr bf comes by saying the homie didn't now who she was ut shes worried of what a stranger she don't now thinks of her

she wants to end it ut he loves her and knows this is the start of te end but not yet

he pulls out a gun and says "this is the only way, we'll have eternity!' then caps her, then puts the gun to his head, then the screen goes black

jk really he sez he's going away an they go out saying he has a job offer in soviet africa to run a hospital before the demons take over in the 90s

he takes a train and he asks to forgive him for being in her life/causeing pain and is told i'll forgive you if you forgive me

then its now and tey met at the hospital and went around in a car an by the bridge they mae out on

at he startion it where the film started and he sez they wont see each other for years but don't write

she wants to die but they got a few mins an the chatterbox comes in and ruins the moment

the camera tilts and she runs out but stops b4 the train splatter her and wasn't thinking of her kids or man

she went in and nearly fainted

in the now he husband comforts her and is glad shes back with him and they hug

the end

that wasn't so bad

it wasn't really my type of movie

its hard to follow unless you pay close attention to the fast brittish talking

the characters are losers

but the filming and acting was good

love the classic b/w and the score

good camera work lie when it tilted to sow her mind going

well done story starting out at the end and going back then we see how it really was

i can kinda see why its rated one of the best brit films

it shows the dangers of cheeting 

the husband probably knows of it and still forgives her

he's the most wronged by this and hes hardly shown

glad i saw it

it didn't impress me when watching but looking bac was pretty solid

For Brief Encounter 2 I want it to be about the dr in africa and people keep getting iced by something. So he leas an expedition into the jungle to find it. Turns out its a lost Nandi bear and they gotta get it bac to its homeland of eat Africa before its discovered. Also its a 32/64 bit game on N64, PS1, 3d0 and SEga Saturn where you play as the Nandi bear an gotta avoid traps an ta out people who go on your terf an ight other cryptis til you face the dr in a steampunk power armor and after you beat him, the suit traps it an the Nandi bear is taken back.

The Mystery Of The 13th Guest Review

Note I spell musterious

The Mystery Of The 13th Guest

This is my review on The Mystery Of The 13th Guest from the distant future year to DW Griffith of 1943(80 years beore the robotech II the sentinels)

Its directed by William Beaudine who Sparrows 1926/Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter

It stars Helen Parris from Bride of Frankenstein, Dick Purcell from Valley of the Giants 1938, Tim Ryan from From Here to Eternity, Frank Faylen from Gone with the Wind/The Grapes of Wrath/Sergeant York/Yankee Doodle Dandy/Blood on the Moon/The Beverly Hillbillies, Jacqueline Dalya from Mighty Joe Young 1949, Johnny Duncan from 1949 Batman and Robin/1951 David and Bathsheba/1957 Plan 9 From Outer Space/1960 Spartacus, Cyril Ring from The Great Ziegfeld 1936/Beyond Tomorrow/The Great Dictator/Citizen Kane/Two-Faced Woman 1941/Batman 1943/Tulsa 1949, Addison Richards from Valley of the Giants 1938/Love Laughs at Andy Hardy/The Ten Commandments 1956, Lloyd Ingraham from Intolerance/Scaramouche 1923 an some guys not on back door, aids bag, candy a55, beta male, gender offender, frooty booty Creator hater, banana crammer, sodom bottom, b0ner smoker, soy boy, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung u based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who sez o wasn't a killer but Oswald was.

i nevr saw this but mom wane to watch smething an its free on amazon prime

Its based on the book I never read The 13th Guest by Armitage Trail who did Scarface

after title and credits this car comes taxi to bring a chick to a place closed 13 years

She goes in to find a phone that works and calls operator who'll get her cr-p later

she looks around and finds a room with cloth over tables/chairs and a note from her granpa

she recalls who sat where an how the 13th chair was empty

se was gonna ask but he sed in a flash back he's gonna be dead soon and rote a will that only he knows but will be revealedwhen main chic is 21

she's 8 soon so they gotta wait 13 years an by then some of em will be in h e double soviet California

when she comes back June 06 alone she'd open it

in the now she hears a sound an thinks its the lawyer

btw this is in proper fullscreen and good b/w

she screams an the taxi books it then calls cops to look into it

2 cops go in as more comic but not full on Bulk an Skull in Power Rangers but more 50s fast talk wit

main chicks uncle sez shes there or the will and the cops come by seeing its still got power/phone after 13 years

they find a body and a photographer snaps it then leaves

1 not srgt is here and he cops dont like him and dr sez the vic was electrocuted

she was in the 13yth chiair and 1 guy trys a bulb in sockets but don't work

the operator listened in on some calls and 1 call to here is ordered to be traced

the squad car they took is gone and this guy wo worked for the uncle is there

they identify the body as the 1st chick

they get the fam and grill em about cr-p an how 1 hair was empty on grandpas right

cops want the fam to make a diagram of who sat where

1 guy the lawwyer was in a hotel under another name

1 guy goes in a room an spazzes out screaming moaningly and falls

more like wailing

the cops come by after talking with a guy of the wailing

in the house they see a guy in a chair and its lawyer who's in he seating arraignment of where he was and the girls body was in her seat too

this is like Yugioh with the guy blowing the ferris wheel in season 0

the 1 who iced em as at the table that night as he knew where they sat

the main chic comes by an isn't dead now who was riving around in someones car to the cop staion

they show her the dead lawyr and  cops suspect on who might've one it

she trys calling her brother and later uncle sez he hired a guy to look after her

she thinks its a guy whos name i misesed and more relatives including a mature blonde stick up high rank upper crust lady and a dark haired chick into the srgt was a private dick hired by uncle

the cousins who drew the diagram came by saying they identified the body

they talk more but i was readin discord chat of ed wood how boris Karloff an bela lugisi were not foes

later cop calls private dick johnny smith not john smith and i think theres another body found and smith has the cops check on the fam in ail to see if they're all there

they are and they release em but not like in he giver and have em tailed

the cops look into a guy wo sez main chic was fired at and heard a car/morotcycle come up an found the body, came out/tole the car and was gonna turn herself in

wait the guy is smith

they think its an uncle whos not here and the paper will had 13-13-13 so cop i mean smith sez burn the note and don't tell anyone whats on the note esp ur bro

she tells the people in the room then realizes oopps

so they find a plastic surgeon who operated on the chick whos body was found

so smith i mean yeah its smith calls and main chick answers

he sez effin A get da f out an she hangs up but is caught by a guy in a secret passage in the wall an brought within the depths of the house

the girls caught by the a guy and the heroes are here to save her

like birth of a nation, the cabinet of dr Caligari, murders in the rue morgue an other things

brother beats up cousin tom jackson not the red earth uncovered/shining time station guy and he denies it but is taken away after saying the phone is how the other ones got it

a cop think he iced the people an they hear a sound and break through the wall to the inner area to save the girl

the guy runs but a cop in uniorme catches him an he dont say who he is

he puts the gun in his a55 and sez time for a bullet b0ning and blows hm apart

jk really they catch him an its uncle adam who hired smith and made he phone thing to ice people but might get the chair for icing people

the 13-13-13 was the number of a safe deposit box saying main chick gets the estate and sez the other family members are cr-=p and he hopes they ice each other by then when she gets it

the other cop who was comic relief was from Atlantic city after falling asleep and main cop sez walk 3 blocs east but 2 is the river

they wrapped it up and i think smith is into main chick

the end

that was pretty good

nice classic 40s talkie

kinda fun

good acting an style

the music is mysterious an haunting

in these films from the 40s theres no ghosts but usually aguy with a scheme

like scooby doo

its a decent film and there's a 32 version pre coe i never saw

glad i watched this one

and its a bit over an hour

for The Mystery Of The 13th Guest 2 I want her to use her money to make a life size board game where she has her am compete in tests to try to win it but really its adeath trap to take em out 1 by 1. Also its a 16 bit game on Sea Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar an GBA where you play as the money chick and trip traps to take em out as thy come by em.

Mr. Jones At The Ball Review

Note: I spell like Duke Nuken

Mr. Jones At The Ball

This is my review on Mr. Jones At The Ball rom the istant future year to Caligula of 1908 (130ih years b4 the 3r robotech war)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Sk ies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An Awful Moment

It stars John R. Cumpson(sounds like p0rn0) from Romance of a Jewess, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad, Mack Sennett from a lot, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An awful Moment, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Where The Breakers Roar, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/The Black Viper/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad, Jeanie MacPherson from The Fatal Hour/Money Mad, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An Awful Moment and Super Marion Sunshine rom nothin I saw.

I never saw this but its by Grifith so i'll probably like it

So a woman and man dressed like the alleged 1700s welcome people to their place

theres a black butler(not like the anime) playes by a White guy and seem to e tropical trees in the building

i assume from pre catstrophy event or a re to the Millennial reign

1 guy has a long trench clat like a less ratty Violence Jack

another does too

the people check their top hats and black coats with the legally black butler as i guess thy are into the dark group an they get a ticket for it as i think its to return it

1 fat guy in a tux has an issue and spazzes out a bit

the girls go to a room an take off their coats

then they turn into d0ngs and b0ne each other

wait, thats 4chan

i think some put on leggings

they go to a room and dance with paulm like trees around

some of these chicks got big butts

call sir mix a lot

the fat guy in a tux comes in and dances with a woman

i play commencement dance and ritual sacrifice 6 stars of monster to ritual summon performance of sword in attack mode

back in the magic ruler days

wait, he backs out and uses a chick and her dress as a cover

i thin he ripped his pants like spongebob

its only the right thigh and he goes to the girls change room with a mirror like mirror knight calling in Yugioh

a woman sews his leg rip and pricks him but not like poison in final fight when you take a shower together

he puts up a screen an takes off his ripped pants to fix

in the party the people dance for a bit

2 chics go to the woman room but are stopped by a maid

in the room the sewer hears and wigs out as fat guy moves his cover around and we see him kinda in undies but not a good look

a third lady comes and the sewer hides the guy in the closet like Travolta in south park

a 4th lady comes and moves the maid and the group goes in to see sewer holding man pants

in the soviet version she ate her gun

fat guy runs into dance room an everyone see him with a long shirt as like a tunic covering his possibly huge parts

he gets a rug or coat as a kilt and after ome cr-p, comes bac in the woman room

the dames spazz and book it with his pants and sewer closes the door and gets the men besides fatty out

the dames outside laugh or something an a man tries opening the door as fatty tries holing the door closed

eventually everyone spills in like a butt that can't hold it anymore on each side

imagine being in a vomitorium where you have guys barfing on you?

so in this morass of morality, fatty umps out the window like the macross guy and a cop beats his a55

he can't lift him so he gets a cart thing or moving boxes that i didn't know they had in the 1900s

like in silence of the lambs with carrying in the cannibal ho never eats anyone onscreen

so he wheels him offscreen and the movie had enuf

the end

that wasn't so bad

nice lite comedy

showin people being at an event with humor

nice ting

you can see expression in em

the camera is mostly in 1 place like most 00s fims

the action is like later films like the marx bros or 3 stooges

its only like 8 mins and is a decent little ting

glad i saw tis

For Mr. Jones At The Ball 2 I want the cop taking him to the station but all this weird a55 vaudeville cr-p happens with crime an race riots and commie attacks and American yoki cryptids an hes gotta stop to do the things but do it before the fatty gets conscious so you gotta keep beating him out. Also its an 8 bit mini game thing on nes, gb, mastr system, game gear, tg16, Atari 7800 an lynx where you are the cop and gotta do mini games an keep sopping to go to the guy and back to do the criminls

In A Valley Of Violence Review

Note: I spell like a valley girl

In A Valley Of Violence

This is my review on In A Valley Of Violence from the distant future year of 2016(the year o MazinSaga on Sega Genesis)

Its directed by Ti West who did nothing I saw

It stars openly beta Ethan Hawk from 1998 Great Expectations/2000 Hamlet/Training Day/2005 Assault on Precinct 13/2012 Total Recall/2016 The Magnificent Seven/Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets/Robot Chicken, John Travolta from 1976 Carrie/Saturday Night Fever/Grease/Look Who's Talking/Pulp Fiction/Face/Off/The Thin Red Line/The General's Daughter/Battlefield Earth/Austin Powers in Goldmember/2009 The Taking of Pelham 123/The Boy in the Plastic Bubble/The People v. O. J. Simpson: American Crime Story, Openly ukranian Taissa Farmiga from 

Justice League vs. Teen Titans/Teen Titans: The Judas Contract/2019 The Twilight Zone, James Ransone James Ransone from Law & Order, Karen Gillan from Oculus/Guardians of the Galaxy/Robot Chicken, Burn Gorman from The Dark Knight Rises/Pacific Rim/Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day/Pacific Rim Uprising/Turn: Washington's Spies, Toby Huss from 1999 The Mod Squad/2018 Halloween/Beavis and Butt-Head/Seinfeld/King of the Hill/The Angry Beavers/Home Movies/Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law/The Office/The Goode Family/The Cleveland Show/Key & Peele/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Larry Fessenden from 2000 Hamlet/Law & Order: Criminal Intent, and some guys not on back door, aids bag, beta mal, soy boy, frooty booty, gender offender, cany a55, soom bottom, Creator hate, banana crammer, queer as a deer wit a steer in its rear, hippie toner vegan peta tree kung u base on plants wipeda

ater logos w see a wasteland an a guy waving to a masked guy top come over

mask hero cow boy oh its hawkwreays his gun and the waver has a horse who needs to die like THEY do ut he ont wanna ice it a he nees to get to this sin town to spread the good word

aving guy i think a priest pulls a gun to carjack hawkes horse so haw whisyles ad his dog mauls the wavers arm and hawke sez he'd spare him or his bullets and water but not steal em as hes a killer not a thief

waver agrees and he dumps booze on the arm bite s waver swears at him an hawke sez hes going to soviet Mexico and wit rst the muel a55 horse will go up the hill

then title and creits

so he gives the og the last o is water and goes on o a town where he tells dog to bark i anythins up like animals udnerstan human

he goes to a saloon asking for a man called dollar bill like dollar bill Montgomery from real =========in talk on mad tv

he asks eyepatch bartener for a bowl of water for his dawg as a guy tries to sell guns

a cocky guy takes the new un an shows of asking if hes seen anyone that good with a gun and hawke kenshiroishly sez "be careful who you aim at"

cocky guy sez he dont got 30$ but they call this place valley of violence and gun seller books it wth cocky guy having the gun

cocy guy rags on hawke sayin he smells like a bum and has a scar til cocky guy grabs hawke and he sez "u talk too much" p-ssed offedly

cocky guy gets up and makes a scene to say he's gonna f hawke up

1 eyed bar keep sez this shot is on me if you gtfo

cocy guy sez no guns, its a fair fight but hawke dont come out so he sez "5$ to the winner"

when cocky guy goes after hawkes dog hawke come out an slugs him out with 1 punch

some guys aim at him but say its a fair fight and let him go

haewke goes to et cr-p from a store but the shopkeep is afraid of him so he on charge

hawke dont wanna not pay so he sez cocky guy owe him 5$ so get it from him and gets some cr-p

he's leavin as cocky guys coming to so he goes to a hotel where a chick comes own saying her sister otta be manning tings

he wants a bath and chick loves is dog/see haekes hand is bleeding an he sez it an accident as she tends it

shes amazed he punched cocky guy and loves it thenhawkes in a bath tub with dog in a bucket and she sez she saw it b4 ut isn't a wh=re as she owns a hotel and sees naked men often

dont get b0ned by em

she asks if hes a cowboy or gunfigher but he sez hes a passer through an she se her husband didnt stay

sister comes in b==chily over chick mary anne like giligans island serving hawke and acts b--chy over her having cocky guy and getting better dresses

chic tells off sister who runs out whining like a glass cannon who cant takke criticism

hawkes gonna leave but Travolta the marshall comes by with his wooden leg and sez cocky guy was his son/deputy and he dont want issues with it getting worse with more fights cuz the town s=cked like its the soviet califoria

Travolta sez he could arrest him but sees he's army from his horse/gun but they are solving Indian in kansas/okalmohamea which is far off

hawkes gonna go but Travolta sez wait, goes on a monologue then sez get out of town and dont come back or they wont find you

ohhh he's gonna eat him

so Travolta sez its a fare fight so tell son cocky guy not to get his irish up over it bbut his nose will heal like a crooked boot

so he goes out and at night is by a fire as the dog ret-trdedly spiles at him

he sees his chance and begins letting the dog b0ne his a55

jk really be sez its better in Mexico as no one understands you

then goes on about mary anne and how shes nice but young enuff to be his daughter

At night his dog hears things and gets shot but its cocky guy and his crew who gets him at gunpoint and hold him down

they behin sticking a rifle up his a55 and say "tell us the truth!!"

jk really he sez the dog is a chyenne dog an how they iced Humans and he don't no how much of w/e he wants to know

he begs for his dog as cocky guy sez hawke left his men behind and its time he learns wat its like to not save someone or something

he shanks the dog as hawke screams and they hold him as cocky guy pulls a knife

he cuts up the hawkes parts offscreen as he screams an cocky guy says "i leaned this from apache"

jk but apache did do that

so they thow him of a cliff an this is turning into john wicke

they we see a flashback to him as a union soldier fighing the red man in the dark an finding human bodies

he wakes up in the day an climbs up the rocky cliff to in a bird eating his dog/lover

he chases the bird away and feels for it

then cremates it and tattoos it into his arm

nah thats littlekuriboh

oh dog, you wre the only one i ever loved! and now ur dead! I'll make sure we'll always be together!(eats him)

nah thats violence jack

he tells dog he promise dog he was done killin but now is gonna go Rambo

thedog has a grave and a letter A like the scarlet letter or the do name abby

he comes across the waver guy and alleged priest who fires on him but misses as he walks up ada55edly like sengoku in cyber city oedo 808 as he faces the computer guy similating it the c=ck sucker

he slugs him out/takes his gun/muel as things have changed an he's gonna take on the sin city but not save em

hes sending em to h e double soviet Australia

he goes to mary annes field house and she wants to help ice em for icing a dog and wants to go with him out of this cesspoole

he sez im not here to save u/other people out of this town are f'd 2

he had a wife an daughter the same name as the dog wo got iced i think and he don't wanna deal with it

he sez hes got good/she is and needs a good man but she sez just cuz hes f'd don't mean she gotta pay or it and his fam miht wanna see him again

so he takes maryu annes horse and goes to town to find siter talking with guys who stink like gaijin

hes gonna ice em but pulls off when mry ann comes by

may anne whines about cr-p to sister and goes to add hot water to a guy who was with cocky guy taking out hawke

he sez shes 16 and pretty but her husband isn't cmming bac so he wants her

she trys to razor him but bath guy catches it and she leaves

hawke meets mryu anne out the room an gets the razor then goes in with bath guy and a cloth on his face

he gets him in a headlock with the blade on him an talks a bit then cuts his throat ofscreen

siter comorts a shoock up maru anne then sees hawle leave and finds the body in the tub

imagine if he skinned him and went out in it to get close to em?

also this is on Grit an has Tony Hawk suppliment adds so ethan hawk vs Tony Hawk, a Hawk off!

hawke leaves with blood on his hands literally and Travolta/the guysfind the body

Travolta b--ches at son for going after him and making things worse but son sez "it'll make us look weak

Travolta sez this guys an elite agent trained killer and beats on his son for being an f up

this devolved into a steven segal movie but not cr-p

trvolta sez theres no tiume to berry iso leave him in the tub to get gross an they get guns

Travolta sez to 1 guy 1 o u is gonna get shot so tis uy otta go as Travolta took 1 bullet and as a better chance wit a shotgun

sister chatters on as cocky guy sez stfu i need to think and when he gets whiny he tells her off

mary anne sez they iced his dog and sister has a thicc a55 but it might be fake

cocly guy sez he didnt tell her than and interrogates her at gunpoint if she's helping him

she sez no/he didn't want me/i would've and spit on him

he throws her down and stomps her then sez he needs those bullets for kevin coster or w/e

you could beat em dead, works for guys in prison

or b0ne em dead, works for gaijin

hawke gets a sniper at gunpoint its toby huss an sez shoot them or i do you

he sez he didn't wanna wrong hawke like I Spit On Your Grave

Travolta sens a guy out but tobey fires and guy falls as Travolta get his scared a55 out an to cover

tobey sez he can't shoot him an hawkesez he's got a daughter he wants to see again but we latr hear a gunhsot

Travolta sez he's on the roof so divide and conquer and sends fat guy who ell but hawe fires on Travolta

they talk saying he dont wanna ice marchal but marhall cant let him ice his candy a55 son

siter called ellen sez cocy guy was meant to guard em but he's sick of her and hes going out to prove he can do it cuz hes guarding em cuz a thinks he s=-cked

ellen sister sez shes pregnant from b0ning him b4 marriage and he's too p-ssed to give a sh-t an leaves em

fat guy sees toby's bdy w/o a face and is by the window which Travolta sez not to

fat guy has enuf of being called tubby and don't wanna put up with this sh-t an wants to be called Lawrence

Travolta sez "get away from the window" and tubby gets flushed to h-ll with a backshot

hawke sez i got to issue with u but come out unarmed and i won't shoot

after talk, tracolting comes out but not like south park as cocky son is confused

Travolta surreners and asks for mercy as it wont bring the dog bac

hawke sez he has no choice afttr son capped his dawg

soncomes out with 2 guns as travolta sez don't shoot and hawke quotes son when he iced his dog

they both fire and marshall gets filled with bullets by both then son asks "dad?" as Travolta goes to h-ll the final friday

son sez "he did it" and hawke got hit but escapes to a barn with his horse

cocky sonner goes to the barn saying "I now ur in here" as i guess he sensed his ki

a rope gets cocy sons neck and hawke jumps to string him up then hes on the ground an hawke beats on him "why'd u kill my dog?!"

they pull off as both panting sons gonna shank him but maru anne shoots him in the back sayin "I told u i could help u"

then son blows her head off and hawke stomps his head in a splatter

jk really priest waving guy comes by as siter finds her baby dads iced an maru anne gets hawke inside to tend to his wounds

the end

that was pretty good

nice acting and story

good filming on film so it looks good not digital

nice comedic elements and darkness

its sorta like The Crow where he avenges

and Unforgiven of a once dark man going back to the darkness

didn't expect it to go that way but it di it well

the hint of the mary anne hating cocy guy then being the one to end him was good foreshadowing

Travolta getting shredded was fun

i liked it

plus the dog got it, pretty bada55

For In A Valley Of Violence 2 I want him to be bitter from having to ice those guys and the chick opens his heart again to heal his damage. Also its an 8 bit game o NES, GB Master System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari Jaguar an I mean 7800 and Lynx=x where its like a mii game thing of helping him and doing mini games to heal his body and soul

Empire Of The Ants Review

Note: I spell like my key board is full of bugs

Empire Of The Ants

This Is My Review On Empire Of The Ants from the ditant fiture year to reddit's hero joseph stalin of 1977(30 years efore Transformers Season 4)

Its directd by Bert I. Gordon who di nothing i saw

it stars opebly monarchist human sacrifice Joan Collins from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat/1960s Batman/60s Star Trek, one of THEM Robert Lansing fron The Twilight Zone (1959–1964)/Star Trek/Law & Order, John David Carson from nothing Ore Samma Viewed, Albert Salmi from The Twilight Zone 60s/Escape from the Planet of the Apes/Caddyshack, Jacqueline Scott from 1963 The Twilight Zone/Firecreek/Planet of the Apes (TV Series), Pamela Susan Shoop from 1981 Halloween II, Robert Pine from Independence Day/Death Valley Days/Charlie's Angels/*Alf/Good Morning, Miss Bliss/Quantum Leap/California Dreams/Baywatch/The West Wing/2004 Helter Skelter/Joan of Arcadia/Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Office, Tom Fadden from It's a Wonderful Life/The Lawless Breed/Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1956, Harry Holcombe from The Andy Griffith Show/Leave It to Beaver/Bewitched/Birdman of Alcatraz, Irene Tedrow from Cheers for Miss Bishop/1953 Julius Caesar/1953 Dragnet/Leave It to Beaver/1959-1963 Dennis the Menace/1960 The Twilight Zone/The Andy Griffith/1966 The Addams Family/The Flying Nun/Little House on the Prairie/Charlie's Angels/Halloween Is Grinch Night/The Facts of Life, Marvin Miller from Blood on the Sun/Godzilla Raids Again/Forbidden Planet/1959 Sleeping Beauty/Panic in Year Zero!/Invasion of Astro-Monster/Gamera the Invincible/1970 MASH/Fantastic Planet/1984 Gremlins/1966 Batman, and some guys not on back dopor, ais bag, gender offender, candy a55, frooty booty, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, soy boy, beta male, wiener cleaner, Creator hater, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wiipedia

I never saw this but its lightly based on an h g welles book and got a PG in 70s America but 15+ in soviet England

after logos of mgm an American Internaterianl we see ants as a narrator sez how bada55 ants are like arming or fungus or aphis or making cr-p an eing mart an using pheromones to communicate like Nami SOS an they can't be disobeyed

then a boat with toxic waste like Toxic Avener or TMNT an dumping it in te sea as crites an title

1 barrel came on shore by non soviet florida an leaks like an aids bags butt

1 guy brings liquor to his gf joan colons on a boat

she rags on the captain and a geeze couple comes

a young couple comes for a cruise like One Piece but Hetero and a blonde comes by giving a guy a 10$ bill or a 9.80 trip

overpaid

a lady comes by saying she on't wanna be required to buy property on the trip

they go off on a boat and 2 orange jumpsuit workers b--ch about the cr-ppy area an job how they're selling swamplan that can't be resold for 2 yars

the toic waste barrel has ants on it

on the oat joan colons whines about wanting to make a ale or somethin and the people talk

but i on't care about these candy a55 c=ck suckers! get to the bugs eating em!

1 guy sez a younger guy can't afford his lot

1 guy trys to be with the blone and a guy sez to male geez its cheap scotch

oan colons sez they won't force em to buy anything but blone is making out with a guy but wants to go an he won't let her as he wants to b0ne

she nees him in his man parts and he's Robert pine so i hope this was after he made Chris or he'd have broken spurm

she goes an he hears somethin an we see a bunha curcles of the same thing but real bugs have grainy vision and high focus w/o blurr

lay talks to captain about the lan greenland shores but he don't give a sh-t

she wants to make a goo investment and wants to know if this is it ut he don't wanna say anything

blone talks to guy who can';t afford it and hought he was a macho phony(holen caulfiel?) wo's brains fall out when he unzips his fly(thats weir anatomy. is he a yokai?)

he sez he's got a car, home, wife an kid but she likes him an he sez his 30 000 $ job went up, the car needs wor, the wife ditched him and kid dont talk to him

so this is them laying the pieces on the boar before the game

on the land they take a cart thing driven around

younger couple guy whines his womans dad dont like him

boan colonic sez theres a golf cource coming an theres birds around here

blone sez she told the guy i thin guy whos a in law dont lie him wait its her bf she dont wanna own ahome

1 guy fins a pipe n the groun is fake and tis thingis a scam

thn FIALLY the big a55 ans come ot an eat him as the woman runs then also gets eaten

on the tour someone sez the lawsons din't come back from the picnic area and she was thinking of doing it too

they hear ants an joanie eats chachi sez its pumping equipment but is told there is gon/get da f out

they come across workers bodies an geezer sez he takes the tours oten but this is new

blonde an ex wife guylook or the lawsons who got eated and come across he ants then run

theysee ants heading for a boat so captain wms to he oat as he can swm faster than 14 foot ants can run

he makes it, but ants get on so he fights em then his homie gets iced and he lare guns the uel o burn the boat

effin dumba55!!

at night they are by a fire they gotta keep going to keep em away

so in the day it rains and the fires out so joaner goes in the houe ut theres an ant an they run

so the roup runs through the rainy woods and splits up

1 woman falls an is too stoopid to get up so he sits there screaming as her bf watches the ants come an eventually runs

joan of aids get her shirt caught so a guy helps her but the ants get him and she runs

sosurvivors come to a boat an 1sez they lost the geezers so they tae a boat in the river

theres ants around em on the river side  an the geezers are in a outhouse or something

they come out to see ants all over an stan there waiting to be eaten alive when the door is right next to em!

in the oat they whine an lady got fired b4 this

they go on an go left a ref to the left hand path leading to ruin and find a branch in the river way

then ants rop down from the air and attack as they fiht em anpaddle back

after saying sorry an 1 guy mouthin off, the ants attac an they fall in the water

1 guy got eaten an they walk on land in a tree woods

won't hey nee a lot of food to survive at that size?

an have tough exoskeletons? probably bulletoproof

joan hole as enough and goes her own way, agai, uns into an ant, again, ad runs back, again

1 guy sez the ants can em anytime they want ut dont and dont want em to go crtain ways

they see they're being heed like that ep of Beast Machines

they come to see red an black ats giant fighting a race war as ifferent colors cant co exist

they go on to find a farm with humans an tell em o the ants but farmer sez he' call the sherrif

sherri drives em saying he nver expected giant ants but he' take care of em an tell the sugar refinery

like a spice refinery in Dune on Genesis?

in town a guys gonna call a friend in the state department

blonde sez the farm couple said don't let em bring you to the sugar refinery an in the diner is a businessman who sez his refinery is running full blast

business jump sez they're from the tour but blone asks how'd you know?

wife car guy sez the lines are down rom the storm but hears the buinsrs hump guy got his long itance call

they hear a sound but its a kid on a big wheel

the guys try to rent a car but have no local address an she has to follow the rules

they see the sherruf men going in the arion ater claimin they were going downruve to find ants

the guys hotwire a car an the gang rives out but fins road flares an a floria map

they come to a blockaid an rive around but more cop cars come an ram em into the river

the cops get em on a fence but captian i think slugs out a cop an get bet out as the others escape

blonde an wife guy o through sugar cane an sugar doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo oh honey honey, doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo you are my can dy girl

at the sugar refinrty is a pyramid an peple in cages

then a sound blows and ants crawl in with 1 climbing the sky

tey eed on sugar an blonde/wife guy are caught by ants

the oan an riens see the queen affecting people with pheromones with a blast of smoke in a chambr an see the ants are the only one to tae care of them in eshange of their reedom

lie a union

the farm couple is min wipe and sherriff has em go to the ront of the like

joan gets gassed an sees she otta tae care of an help the masters

captain oes in an plsl a road flare an the queen wigs out

no loner is he subservient to the regent

the ants attac people anpeople spazz out 

wife guy rives this gasoline truck after unscrewing its lids and joan walks into the booth the guy busted outta as the sherrif shoots the queen

queen wacks joan and wife guy drives the leaking gasilone aroundthen umps out as it rams into the pyramid, an occult sybmol about how THEY control us

so the place blows an the ants burn and oan Crawford is in h-ll

the good guys get to a boat and drive off in the river to face chimps or skunk apes or w/e

blonde an wife guy survived

stunts: hank h00ker? mike h00ker? oy vey!

the end

that was pretty good

nice giant animal monster movie

good effects

nice twists

the acting worked

didn't expect the mind control

in the h g welles story its about regular ants that gained intelligence and too over a brazil town

also no mind control

tha was used in Phase IV o I guess they wanted big ants like THEM

the start with the people chatting was a bit bland but not awful and it got better as it went on

for giant ants we need a giant spider!

I liked it and it came out in 1977, the same year as star wars 004

For Empire Of The Ants 2 I want some people to wanna bring back the ant rule an use cloning on the non cooked ants to put the dna in a new queen and mae the ant race return. But the skunk apes in florida resist an its a civil war between humans, ants/human traitors and skunk apes. Also its a 16 it Srpg like Shining Force on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atai aguar and GBA where you choose a side an take out the other 2

An Awful Moment Review

Note: My keybopard is awful

An Awful Moment

This is my review on An Awful Moment rom the ditant future year to Dion the frien of Orion Pax of 1908(130 years before the third robotech war)

Its directe by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Sk ies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad.

It stars George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad, Marion Leonard(Anatole's Ancestor?) from The Gibson Goddess, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad, Gladys Egan from Romance of a Jewess/A Corner in Wheat/The Unchanging Sea/The Zulu's Heart, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar, Florence Barker from nothing I saw, Dorothy Bernard from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/The House of Darkness, Kate Bruce from The Tender Hearted Boy(Which I never saw but is a kind heart softening title)True Heart Susie/Way Down East/The House Of Darkness/The Unchanging Sea/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/Betrayed By A Handprint, Charles Gorman from Under Burning Skies/The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/Father Gets In The Game, Gertrude Robinson from The Gibson Goddess/Judith of Bethulia, Mack Sennett from a lot and Dorothy West from nothing I saw.

I never saw this but its Griffith and I wanna do a quick review

after title we see a court room and these gypsys are wigging out

a guy i taken aay an a woman spazzing her arms is too

he follows a guy bac to his place and does arm movements like an italiano

she climbs the ie of a building and gets in the balcony with snow on it

she opens the window and gets in with the man an his fam of a wife an happy daughter who he gets along with

later he falls asleep in his chair an gets up

latr hes in the same room ad his woman comes an is nice to him

he gets a a blanket or somthing and reads more but goes to another room

as he goes by the gypsy gets in an he don't now an she sneaks around like a silent movie villain

she hides as the man an wife come by an go in another room

they start violently b0ning as he sez the gypsy's stink and she plans to chop him up

jk thats the soviet south korea film parasite about those evil poors

he hets a suit out and ses staning behind him not trying to hide and when she sees him they fight

oh an she pulls a knife from her belt, possible from his place

he overpowers her and ties her up but his aighyter comes in

we see him getting stuf and the wife is wrapping preents for chritmas but the gypy gets in an gets a hotgun an puts it down

then goes to he wife a does something then brins her to a chair an ties her up

i think she used drugs or gypsy magic to stun her

she gets the gun an loads it and aims it at the wie then rigs it up on the table at her

then sprnkles cr-p on her and poses dramatically an ties the trigger to the gun to the door knob

the aughter in the next bd wakes up and gets a teddy bear after the gypsy goes offscreen an finds her tie up

she goes to the oor then it jumps ahead and dad is in an the rope is off

he knocks away the gu an frees his wife then the gypsy's brought in by the cops who take her away to get executed

dad an wife have a good Christmas with the daughter 

the end

that was petty good

shows the danger of gypsys and criminals

there's good acting for the 1900s

its a bit jumpy and some parts might've been lost but i got te git o it

not sure how she got out, probaby gypsy magic

nowadays the gypsy woul be the hero fighting the evil human

i like it and its only like a few mins like a beyon belief fact or fiction segment

Griffith did well

For An Awful Moment 2 I want the gypsy to be in prison and use gypsy magic an tricks to starts a gang and min control the lesser evoved inmates to try a prison break for revenge, but the prison guards are blessed by a prison priest who beat em free. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari aguar an gba where you play as a guard or 2 an beat the prisonsers an the gypsy goes demon in the final boss.