Wishmaster The Prophecy Fulfilled

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Wishmaster The Prophecy Fulfilled

This is my review on Wishmaster The Prophecy Fulfilled from the itant fiture year to Nixon of 2002(20 years bfore Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directal by Chris Angel who's not on soviet Wikipedia

It stars Tara Spencer-Nairn from Corner Gas: The Movie/The Outer Limits/Breaker High/Puppets Who Kill/The Ron James Show/Degrassi: The Next Generation/Flashpoint/Murdoch Mysteries/Corner Gas Animated/Hudson & Rex, Michael Trucco from California Dreams/Touched by an Angel/Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman/Sabrina, the Teenage Witch/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Big Bang Theory/The Good Doctor, Jason Thompson rom nothing I saw, John Novak from Black Lagoon/Death Note/Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/InuYasha/Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny/Sliders/X-Men: Evolution, Victor Webster from V.I.P./Castle/Drop Dead Diva, Kimberly Huie from 90s Flipper/Chicago Hope/'Til Death/The Parker Andersons, an a buncha guys not on back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, b0ner smoker, banana crammer, frooty booty, soy boy, beta male, wiener cleaner, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu base on lants, queer as a eer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who clams THEY don't got litter boxes in the little boys room for furrys.

I saw this before and part III but not the 1st 2

after title and credits we get text saying God made light then fire but fire made dJinn that give 3 withes an other cr-p

then a montage of 90s looking main chick and due moving into a place to 90s/00s mosic

they go upstairs to b0ne and we see the blondes t-ts from corner gas

after b0ning and bed breaking the draws her like Titanic but good and later go of on  motorcycle w/o helmets like gaijin

then we see i think her coming to a guys place and thinking of her bf when reading a paper

a company f'd em but dont admit it like the needle poison the gov made people take or lose their jobs or agent orange or smokes

she drops something as i think he came onto her but she dont consent an he gets b--chy

a gem was in the thing that broke and when she holds it she sees a fire and the dJinn

lawyer who came onto her sez he' get it appraised an she leaves

he opens a wall safe behind a painting and puts it in but it glows an burns through the bottom

she come home with pizza and covers a motorcycle 

her bf int hungry and is in a wheel chair like THEY wanted one of the Sailor Scouts to be in the American remake

he thinks she was b0ning the lawyer and she sez no but hes focused on b0ning as his parts are dead like drake in degrassi

lawyer finds his lights burned out but the dJinn is in the shadows and lawyer pulls a gun

dJinn offers him his soul for a wish an he sez he WISHED he'd tell wat he wants

dJinn comes out, tanks bullets like Teddy Roosevelt, grabs him, sez he wants the waker to make 3 wishes to free his kind

then carves his face off with nails and wears it to become him, showing a faceless head thats pretty cool

after a shower scene we see corner t-ts again, she covers herself seeing her crippled bf's watching

then show him her lingeree and the door rings but is lawyer really dJinn

he sez he wants to take em to breakfast for a new strategy for the case but crip bf dont wanna go seeing himself as useless an only needing to sign

lawyer demon sez they can do it on his office an eats an apple which has devolved cr-p where he bit and put back

he trys to get crop bf to wish but he dont

at office he sez Caligula was good an he knew him in another life

thats a movie i wanna see, wishmaster 0: Caligula chaos

he trys to get her to wish and she wishes to make em settle the case

he calls a guy who don't know how lawyer his number and warps papers on his desk for 10 millin $$

called guy is b--chy so lawyer has him pull out his tongue and cut of his nose when he signs to stop the pain then fax it over and blow is head out

the guy was doing cr-p to cover he company and, wait hes the opposing lawyer

she gets home an tells crip bf lawyer got 10 million $ but he wants her to leave his dead a55 as he thinks she's only with him for money

dJinn calls to get em dinner for the win but crippe bf don't wanna be extra Wheels

at dinner she comes an sez bf is malcontent and can't deal with cr-p

she wishs her bf can walk again

at home his legs split in cr-ppy 90s cg into bug legs and he walks around as some kinda abomination

jk realy his legs rebuild in him as he spazzes on the ground

a belly dancer performs for the lawyer and main chick then another couple who kiss

a waitress wished someone would kiss her like that and multiple people smooch her

imagine: a guy wished the dJinn would get f--=ked so it bent over and sucked him into its butt d0ng 1st?

they get home and bbf is uncrippled but he's still bitter as he only feels pain in his legs

remember in InuYasha how Kagome wished the Jewel didn't exist?

Why not do that for the dJinn?

Or wish or him to turn good?

so the x rays still show damage but he can walk and main chicks openly black friend is into astrology and other occultism and b0ning

its main chicks shop with openly black friend and a bikini customer asks if she looksfat but is told in the right places

lawyer comes by and is gonna do cr-p later

at home bf is malcontent over thinking she pitied him when crippled and he's worried of b0ning and goes out

theres more to love than b0ning. this isn't a p0rn0 video

once at Yugioh a devolved guy was confused how Imma virgin with a gf

I explained you can love people w/o jamming ur thing in em

he thought I was weird

now he goes by a my little pony name and wears purple and paw gloves and denies The Bible but thinks global warming and evolution are real

yes he likes final fantasy 7, how'd you know?

so at a dinner with lawyer he tries to get her to wish as her last 2 worked

after having wine she's dizzy an makes a wish to love lawyer for who he really is

lawyer has her leave and he's trippy but a fire wall opens and a dJinn appears saying grant the 3rd wish to free em

but he needs her to love him freely or its not love so only she can grant it

What is this? Fairly Odd Parents?

also someone might try to waste the main chick

so lawyer comes by openly black friends place to talk of main chick called Lisa like Robotech

he asks for advice of a dark secret he needs to tell but dont wanna

he's told its all in timing and lisa didn't b0ne in 3 years

in bed at night ex crip starts b0ning her

openly black friend sez try b0ning and what is with this movie?!

pleasue or pain dont matter like h-llraiser or Samantha fox and she wished for killer s=x

openly black friend floats to the wall and screams and i think breaks offscreen

in be the bf turns to the dJinn an she screams an monster on blonde? Urotsukidoji!

its a dream and the next day he hears her openly blac frien isn't picking up the phone so she goes to see

bf looks trough his sketch book and makes a statue of her by carving rock

in a club women wear little in, lawyer goes to wach 5kanks and asks what makes em love?

he's told a big wallet and b0ner and the main dancer can have anyone she wants and does any night

opely black bartender sez he'd sell his soul to be a zit on her a55 and vanishes

pop that jet black zit

lawyer wait its a new guy comes to the shop asking wheres the waker as he needs to stop the 3rd wish. when worker peppersprays him to no effect he uses a blade to off her head with a cool effect

at club bf meets lawyer who trys to get him to wish for the dancer but he wants no part in him

lawyer trys talking of b0ning lisa a wish to beat his a55 but bf sez "on my terms, not urs" and leaves not giving in like Goku or somthing

dancer does a fire act but when he grabs her hand, bouncer tells him to lay off

after dumping a drink on bouncer, he's taken outside and beat on thinking he wants to be beat on as a queer thing

eventyally he wishes lawyer put up a better ight and he goes dJinn and crushes his hand like Kenshiro then cooks the other like Falco and shanks him on a metal rod then throws him in the trash

the other dJinn want him to get on with it and this is like bad h-llraiser

main chick drives almost into the assassin who sez hes gotta ice her an she drives but he chases lie cr-ppy terminator 2

eventyally she crashes a car like a woman driver and runs from a guy who an outrun a car through the woods

lawyer saves her and gets a stick then eggs him on saying he has such power but only use when the 3rd wish is made

somehow a stick blocks a holy sword and they fight but he goes dJinn an se death to a dJinn is the moment b4 rebirth and he makes a blade an they swordfight like cr-ppy power rangers

they drop swords and fist fight or kick an dJinn wins but offers a wish to try again like advance guardian heroes

assassin sez no and gets shanked then warps to the sky in blue light like Cutie Honey Universe

lawryer calls on a cell phone saying its an ex client whos off med and is arrested

so he gets to her place an they kiss an make out and smooch and get to undies and b0ne as dJinn hands are around her

he asks if she loves him for who he is and she goes upstairs to get dressed

he sez he gave her what she wanted an that her bf let her but she wants him to leave

he blasts a hole in the brick wall with ki and the house starts f--king out

wait i think its the other dJinn and the house starts doing possessed like Splatterhouse 2

she asks who he is and he sez a lot of vague cr-p and he needs love to be freed

then goes dJinn and she wigs out and runs as devolved yokai dJinnust through the wall an she falls bac to the main dJinn

he sez hes only a monster if she chooses to see him as it and can wear any body like mystique in x men but not getting chicks pregnent with fake spurm

he shows her his fire prison and sez choose not to look then shows her a park paradise that he can give her anything she wants

bf comes in and dJinn sez love power is wielded by the object of affetcion not victim an he gave bf his legs back and can return the pain

the legs retuning as her 2nd wish and she claims she made no 3rd but he replays her words

only she can grant it and bf pulls a gun from i think openly black friends apartment so he caps lawyer

then turns into bf who bf caps then gf who he hesitates til gf tells him to and dJinn sez u cant kill an immortal with a toy

bf wishes he ha a way to kill dJinn, not that dJinn would die but that he ha a way, not a guarantee cuz hes a dumba55

he gets a holy sword an its too heavy but he swings it and dJinn catches it but cuts his hand in pain then shanks bf with it

dJinn offers her paradice an she dont want it an he sez its linked her to him by the stone

he offers her 1 last chance again an she takes his hand and wants her bf back

he turns to bf and smooches her then he shoves him onto the sword through bf and he falls back into the h-llfire an vanishes

cripple one bf bites it and she leaves the body to go outside, look at the sky and think of him

then walks off with a dead body in her home and the cops will probably come after her for all the cr-p that happened

then credits to a nice song

the end

that wasn't so bad

kinda cr-py but its a direct to video horror sequel from soviet Canada

the effects were ok, kinda low budget but sorta uwe boll 00s cr-p

theres not much action and much is build up but it didnt't offend me

a lot of lust and b0ning or talk of it

the monster designs were cool

good twist of getting the last wish made but not done like something outta league of super evil

its not the gratest thing ever, but its a decent horror sequel

they aint gonna end the world as they wanna be able to have another sequel

Or could do it as a post apocalyptic thing like Urotsukidoji

acting and music are good

didn't expect the bf to get it

For Wishmaster V I want it to start with all 3 wishes being made and the dJinn are released, so the movie is years later and a new hero trying to get a magic item to turn back time and undo the wishes to free mankind from Jinn oppression where its h-ll on earth worse than california. Also its a 128 bit Action adventure game like Zelda on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 an xbox where you play as this tough chick like Red Sonja but with sci fi weapons and go to ancient temples to fin the pieces of a past time machine while slaying guardians to earn em. 

The Boys In The Boat Review

Note; i spell better than gay batman

The Boys In The Boat

Thia is m review on The Boys In The Boat from the istant fture year to Ronald Reagan o 2023(6 years berfore the 2n Robotech War)

Its directed by back door george Clooney who did Confessions of a Dangerous MindThe Ides of March

it stars Joel Edgerton from Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith/Zero Dark Thirty/2013 The Great Gatsby/Exodus: Gods and Kings, Callum Turner from 2015 Victor Frankenstein/Assassin's Creed, Ian McElhinney from Rogue One: A Star Wars Story/Krypton, Peter Guinness from Alien 3/1999 Sleepy Hollow/2013 The Bible, Jack Mulhern from nothing I saw, James Wolk from Robot Chicken/Harley Quinn, Hadley Robinson rom nothing I saw, Courtney Henggeler from The Big Bang Theory, Chris Diamantopoulos from 2012 The Three Stooges/Law & Order/Frasier/Boston Legal/The Sopranos/American Dad!/The Kennedys/The Office/Family Guy/Hannibal/Robot Chicken/Justice League Action/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Voltron: Legendary Defender/2019/The Twilight Zone/Harley Quinn, Sam Strike from nothing I saw, Alec Newman rom nothing i saw, Tom Vareyfrom nothin i saw, Bruce Herbelin-Earle rom nothing I saw, Edward Baker-Duly rom nothing I saw, Adrian Lukis from nothin I saw, Glenn Wrage rom savig private ryan, Sam Douglas from Death Wish 3/1989 Batman/Mission: Impossible/The Fifth Element/Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets/King of the Hill/2013 The Bible, Robert Morgan rom nthing i saw, Andrew Bridgmont from The Theory of Everything, Austin Haynes from nothing i saw, an a lo of proably brittish guys not on back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, frooty booty, soy boy, beta male hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a teer in its rear wikipedia who sez shots got no side effects.

i necer saw it but my neighbor said its good

after title an creduits to light musicand boys rowing boats

then we see a guy in 1936 where a guy live in a f'd car and goes to college o something

he needs to pay the other half of his thing but the economy s=cked under demon worshipper fdr

a blonde comes to him saying he had a crush on her and she wants to be a teacher to get away from her bible mom

nowadays she'd get into being an onlyfans h00ker

main guyhears they pay and feed you on the rowing team

coach sez its hard and most wont make it

then a training arc montage of em working out

push it to the lim it

so a reporter sez theres an Olympic thing and main guy asks if it will pay enuff for tuition

oh year hes trying to be an engeneer

later he's at a soup kithen an hee a co team mate or something helping  out

coach at home ls to wife about his team membes

in class a team mate is sore from work outs and fall asleep but main guy got woe up by blonde from a smack b4 the flashlight got him

then more training to bi band music

this is in soviet seattle btw

so they name the guys who made the cut and main guy made it

later they go drinking by a campire and sing

main guy goes to see blonde to invite her to boat ride where he shows her rowing tricks

coach se ho each rower does a different part of the boat like a horse pieces in a race

then another montage of the IIIrd time

hearts on fire, strong desire

after guys joking around, main guy coms to boat room an talks with brit coach about working on canoes

them coaches talk how they gotta synchro

latr 1 guy sez girls are nasty but you dont realize it with nice hair and dresses

1 guy the bac up i think plays piano

later1 of the coaches calls a guy in to say he'd got a 2nd chance but if he goes of again he's out

he's put in the calling guy to the bot team and sez his n-ts vibrate when oars hit at different times and they s=ck but coach sez if they f up its over

brit coarch works on the boat with main guy who's mom bit it, ad went off, step mom ha 2 boys and at 14 he left

the team meets the new boat and hey race in 7 days or the pizzas free, if not its a slave

so they race an Washington the main team like Goeoge not of the jungle de ikou, is doing low ut shift into turbo and lets rocket, go galactic, time for time force, and beat the record to win

later thers a party and 1 guy isn't confient enuff to talk to a dame buta guy gives him a boost

1 guy play piano for the team as blonde brings main guy to the girls dorm but the girl saying dont was seen smoking by blonde

she changes as he looks at the wall but ins a card from him year ago

b4 they b0ne the dorm master nocks saying you better not have a boy there and he goes out the window

the coaches watch footage and say there's less boys to choose from for teams

the coaches talk on if the team is good or ready

so a choasch sens the jr team but high ups wanna fire him btu another coach backs him

they're goin to the onlympics and blonde sez dont flirt with new york girls

man guy sees someone outside and its dad who's bac cuz his relative saw a picture in the paper

main guy sez he was 14 but dad sez he was in war then and offers him to work for a dollar a day or row the boat but goes of as he's a cr-ppy dad like in derassi

main guys bummed and is in bed with blonde later but might've only made out

then he takes a train and 1 guy calls him hobo joe

he slugs the guy out an starts violently beating him with bblood flying

jk they scuffle butt he sez its a joke and later coach sez he didn't mean it and his new clothes he jacked from moores as his dad went

the more rowing and the sky is gray but its a colored movie in really widescreen

the 4th montage has him doing cr-ppy but after some cr-p he's cut and stand in takes his place

hes gonna bail but brit coach sez how his grandpa did cr-p making stuff and every piece has its place an the best boats had everything synchro

main guy joe's dad was a quitter but not him

he eventually asks for his seat back as he worked hard and the boat is all he has

coach sez its about the boat and lets him back

so they do the race to see who goes to the onlympics and they're the only jr team

like Piccolo Jr, Garlic Jr, Cell Jr, Goku Jr and Vegeta Jr?

so they win but a gov guy sez they need 5000$ in 7 days or they'd not b able to send em as they dont want em to go cuz they aint of the occult blood lineage or rich or inbred

if they cant raise the funds in fdrs economy then a team they beat goes up

after doing a crowdfunding campaign where even dad chipms in

thy got 4 hours and almost got it but the soviet california team coach guy comes by an gives the rest in a real American style in an i o u as coach's boys deserve it more

then the go to Anti soviet Berlin with jesse owens who was loved by 30s Germans and hated by demon worshipper inbreeer fdr

and German the people are happy to be free of Weimar oppression and the americans wear buster Keaton hats

in the hotel or w/e 1 guy feels cr=ppy and gets rest

in the stadium they meet jesse owens whos racing to show the men back home

they have a race on a sunny day as GErman is a sunny place unlike soviet england or ussr and the winner gets a day off

Americaa wins like 1776 an 1812 and the cold one but th cr-ppy one has trouble lifting his oar

the dr se he has a bug and i hope not ai as THEY int invent it yet but is Dehydrate and if hes not ready in 2 hours they find a better guy

the german ollymppic guy gives his team the best lane and the American worse one despite America wining the better one

so they go to the race and sic one is in but is probaly gonna rupture his plague blood on em

the shouter misses the shot and they start late

they're in last place but like Yugioh or WWF they come back

all right guys, we need thunderzord power

zee fuhrur is oof his axis and its close so they go to a photo finish where they guy develops it an America wins

caller gets the wreath so they pass it on with the sick guy getting it 1st an others touching it

then it the future a main guy has a grankidwho he talks of his rowing career with him sayin they were 1

they walk towards the woods and a blue sky and sunlight the we see a photo of the real guys

then credit to lite 90s pianoy music

the end

that was nice

a positive hopeful upbeat overcoming the ods movie

its got a few swears to keep it pg but its less than The Simpsons

its got hope and goo music and acting and makes you feel nice

i enjoyed it and  it lihtened my spirits

glad George made something positive and feel good

its like 2 hours but don't feel it and has goo pacing with not cramming a lot in too little

with the title i thought it was about people rom nam

For The Boys In The Boat 2 i want it to be the 2020s and the grandson is doing the 1st rowing in space. It shows him building a team and some are cyborgs and some are mutants. Also its a 128 bit racing game on Sea Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 where you train the team and recruit members to compete in events in the space games.

The Dream Of An Opium Fiend Review

Note: I spell better than those crack smoking apes

The Dream Of An Opium Fiend

This is my eview on The Dream Of An Opium Fiend rom the distant future year to mary the elephant of 1908(120 years eore the 2n Rootech War)

Its directed by Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship

He was a frenchie and trade unionist and did a lot of occult things in his films

I never saw this b4 but its public domain

It tarts with a possible ningen or Frenchie i an eotic place an a maruta with a long braid giving him a long pipe like the red man does

maruta mixes something and light it and puts it in the pipe

the cup have smoke comming out and possible ningen smokes and stands up

he walks around seeming f;d then blacls out in a chair

maruta played by a possible ningen or Frenchie in maruta face laughs and seems to enoy this guy possibly overdosing

he even does a dance like blac guys on maury when they are NOT the father!

I must noticed there's Greek like columns in the background, possible referencing the millennial kingdom before THEY busted it

i hope the maruta dont b0ne him, but when it comes to drugs, thats not uncommon

So maruta runs off and it dissolves to him in a European 1st world study

a woman comes in with big t-ts and wakes him

hey have bead and wine or breakfast as they are eurotrash and as a ref to The Bible

another chick comes in and puts the wine bottle away ten gets a new one and a trophy lookking big glass

he holds the side handles an the chic each dump wine in it but its mostly head

then the scene fades to the same thin but the moon in the window has what soviet wikipedia calls Phoebe, the daughter of Chronos and Rhea, the pagan goddess/titan

she uses her ki or something to bring the trophy mug to her

also i got it wrong, her parents were Uranus and Gaia, Chrono and Rhea were her syblings

and she's on a cresceant moon, a symbol of the devil in some lore

it fades to the night sky with the moon and a face on it with clouds going behind it, as a possible thin on the Firmament the Moon lies behind

the moon zooms in and makes faces while looking lie a clown which have pagan origins

the trophy mug cmes up an the moon face drins it by tilting it with its ki

also its almost the size of the moon

the moon zooms bac and we see Phoebe not the one from Pinobee and Phoebee holding the mug and the man spazzes out

she comes down stairs that appear like Jacob's Ladder in The Bible or a stairway to heaven

she gives back the mug an has a seat as he gets more wine

as he's gonna pour it, the mug warp under the table and when he reaches fo it, it goes back on it

he goes to pour it but it winks out so he gets his irish up but he sits and tries to put his arm around her

se warps to the other side of the table so he scootches hi chain over to hug her

she don't consent as the french are gross an have bad dna so when he gets close, she warps to the other side of the table

she stanss up and he hugs her as she tries to escape but she's now a weird clown goblin midget

substitution jutsu?

he smooches the yokai's cheek but sees its not her and trys hitting it with a chair

it spins an move weirdly like a yokai and he raises an item and is gonna crush it

the end

that was creative

a lot of occult and demonic refs

clever twists

its like a dream brought to life

the effects are cool

the make up is good

it shows how drugs weaken our spiritul defences and allow demons access

i liked it

its goo for the 1900s

For The Dream Of An Opium Fiend 2 I want him to wake up an the maruta is doing stuff to him. His shock and the rugs allow a demon to possess him and he devolves into a yokai. Then goes around shredding druggies and dealers. Also its an 8 bit game on Nes, SG-1000, Atari 7800 and lynx where you play a him and go through various ares fighting druggies and demons and in the end, fight the moon demon who devolved you and the maruta worked for by giving demon blood infected drugs.

The Inventor Crazybrains And His Wonderful Airship Review

Note: I spell historically accurary

The Inventor Crazybrains And His Wonderful Airship

This is my review on The Inventor Crazybrains And His Wonderful Airship rom the ditant fiture year to that carpet bagger abe lincon of 1905(100 years before Transformers The Movie)

Its directed by Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole

He pioneered special effects in 1800s and 1900s films and ha occult and faustian themes in his works

I never saw this before but the title and cr-p on soviet wiipedia ot me interested

Some say there were airships in the past, as seen by Nazca lines only visble in the sky and other geoglyyphs

so it starts with this beardo in a wood house with a high ceiling like for giants

he's got a cross on the window and pictures of lying ships looking like u fos like a long metal thing or hot air balloon

he spazzes out and goes to sleep then faeries come out an are colored green with edits in of color and rame by frame painting

its in proper full screen an kind of a sepia tone

the aeries put a cloth on him and the window opens as 2 yokai guys come in the window with black suit bodies and white boots and green fuzzy bodies

the yokai jump around and do acrobatics then throw his airship schematics out the window

they trash the place by throwing papers around then jump out the window like the macros guy

the faeriescircle around him an it issolves to this outdoor area and a cardboard thing o an airship rises over a jet black sky

the walls go away and he gets up an there's stone in a mall wall at the edge

in is aeroship i a chic overlaid in it wo flys out and i lie on another plane of existance

the ship looks like a thin footall with a propeller on the bottom and back and wires holing a rectangle thing with propellers on it

more overlaid chicks come rom the football thing as though powered by spirits and the background turns to clous going by

1 thing has a chic riding another chicks back sorta like ace and gary from the ambiguously gay duo on snl but not lie they're b0ning

a red fireball flys across the sky like a robotech attack and blows the aeroship

the ace hair inventor spazzes out as the yokai come in and spaz out

face hair spazzes out and falls in  big a55 bucket and wakes up in his lab as it was a ream or vision

then he throws down his schematics and papers and trashes the place and tips over the desk as i gues this Frenchie got his irish up

the end

that as pretty cool

a number o occult things like the remlins or fairys

its a dream but probably a vision to advice not to make it as it would turn out in disaster

nice color and filming

good effects

no title cards but it tells a story without em

the flying machines were probably based on things from atlantis or mu or he camp of the saints or the millennial reign

the acting is typical of the 1900s an the acrobatics of the yokai are cool

la i watched this

its like 2 mins and has a good feel and style

like a cardboard puppet show lie the golden bat in the 30s

George i good works in the 1800s/1900s and this one was pretty cool

For The Inventor Crazybrains And His Wonderful Airship 2 I want a rival scientist to get the plans and uild it but i attracts aerohips from the sea an underwater base and it an epic battle as the sea yokai ont want man to ave them as it'll lead to ruin as thy were told from prophets of the future that it woul happen. is also an 8 bit game on nes, sg-1000, Atari 7800 and lynx whee you play as the aeroship and gotta get out o th city as the enemies attack so you don't et hot don and blow the area.

The Sea Wolf Review

Note: I'm not a furry nd neither is this film

The Sea Wolf

This is my review on The Sea Wolf from the tant future year to Zee Kaizer of 1941(70 years before Transformers The Headmasters)

Its directed by Michael Curtiz who's usually great and did the 20s Noah's Ark\The Mad Genius\Doctor X\20,000 Years in Sing Sing\Captain Blood\The Walking Dead\The Charge of the Light Brigade\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Santa Fe Trail\Yankee Doodle Dandy\Casablanca\Mildred Pierce\Life with Father\White Christmas\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/The Comancheros.

It stars Edward G. Robinson from The Hatchet Man/Tiger Shark/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/Scarlet Street/Key Largo/The Violent Men/The Ten Commandments/1966 Batman/Mackenna's Gold/Soylent Green, Ida Lupino from The Twilight Zone 1964/1968 Batman, john Garfield from they made me a criminal/Tortilla Flat/The Postman Always Rings Twice, Alexander Knox(NOT the Batman guy)from The Four Feathers 1939/Oscar Wilde 1960/Gorky Park, Gene Lockhart from Crime and Punishment 1935/Algiers/His Girl Friday/Miracle on 34th Street 1947/Madame Bovary 1949, Barry Fitzgerald 1938 Marie Antoinette/And Then There Were None/The Quiet Man, Stanley Ridges from 1941 Sergeant York/1950 No Way Out, David Bruce from Santa Fe Trail 1940/Sergeant York 1941/Adventures of Don Juan 1948, Francis McDonald from Intolerance/1922 Monte Cristo/1928 The Viking/1936 Under Two Flags/Duel in the Sun/1948 The Three Musketeers/1949 Samson and Delilah/1951 Santa Fe/1953 Calamity Jane/Three Hours to Kill/Bad Day at Black Rock/1956 The Ten Commandments/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Joe Dakota/Fort Massacre, Howard Da Silva from 1938 Marie Antoinette/1941 Sergeant York/1776/1974 The Great Gatsby/Mommie Dearest, Frank Lackteen from 1943 For Whom the Bell Tolls/1956 The Ten Commandments and Ethan Laidlaw from The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1923/The Big House 1930/King Kong 1933/The Last of the Mohicans 1936/Jesse James 1939/The Outlaw 1943/The Body Snatcher 1945/Samson and Delilah 1949/Calamity Jane 1953/The Ten Commandments 1956/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/To Kill a Mockingbird/Irma la Douce.

I never saw this before but its base on a book by Jack London I never read

it use to have 1 mins cut but they restore it later

I've wanted to review this for a while as I like films off books

there were other verions in 1913 1920 1926 1930 1958 1975 1993 and 1997 but I dint see em

after logos title and credits zoomin in as a ship is in a foggy sea its soviet san ran sico in 1900

in a bar a chic sings hello my baby from looney toons

a guy trys to pickpocket a guy but is caught by the pocket man

a guy ant people to oin a sailing mission but they dont wanna

garfiend whos pocketed is told by sailoer recruiter the cops are gone and buys him a drink to get him to join

garfiend slugs him out as he was gonna spike the drink and abduct him an possible b0ne him as its san fran sicko

so garfeind joins the boat trip like that movie in the 00s an a drunk irish sez its a h-llship but you'll wanna tear out wolf larsons heart lie mortal kombat

the rower beats the drunk Irishman like rondey king after drunk driving

on a boat going to sovivety can an sicko is ida lipin or lupin iii an she sees men coming for her

she tells a guy to cover for her an say she's webster like the midget and the guy is Humphry

te guys come an are cops saying its a crime to aid an ecaped con

he don't side with her and she jumps in the sea rather than be turned queer in jail as another ship plows into the one she was on

like the kid in captains courageous wanted the big boat to do to the small ones

Humphry saves lipino an the ghost comes by, the boat the garfiend joined, saves em

Humphry comes to an sees edwar g robinson coming in with a zoom in like john wayne in stagecoach o we know he a big deal

a guy bites it an Edward dont care and wants a prayer book guy to say something

humphy is a writer an its the 1st time he saw a man bite it with indifference

spoiler; the maruta in the 21st century watch is run over in the road and leave em to die

Edward sez humpshys soft like a woman and wont drop him of and dont follow other shipping lanes so he's here til they return to san an sicko

he's put on as a cabin boy an garfeind is promoted to boat puller as humphy got his part

garfien George leech sez he dont wanna be boat puller as it s-cked an wolf roboncon beats the gay outta him

later drunk irish dumps on humphrys writing that hates on the boat

hes gonna give em to wolf the captain robinson and chimps around like some kinda ape laughing

they pulls a knife ater humpy said irhish stole money

at dinner wolf g robinson sez the crew is told theyre huntinng seals but has a head ache

if this was a video game, his bein dizzy from it is when you attac him in his cycle

dr sez its not his fault people die under him as when they get to him they're dead and if he had instruments he can heal people and worked in high places but his hands shake too much

humphyr believes him and dr goes to sew his patints head up after a spike nailing

Humphry goes in the captains quarters and sees books lie Darwin, Milton, poe and others showin he's high class and reads miltons paradice lost and underlined "better to reig in h-ll than serve in heaven"

thats not true, you rather be a company owner in mexico? or a employee in America?

wolf comes in and he reads him the book then wolf gets along with him an likes his writing

then slugs him in the gut for not saying captain/sir

laron finds hupry earns 10 000 $ a year rom fiction but thins its not important

yeah but the origin of species an its lies is kosher

wof goes on how if Humphry got his limbs f'd he coul go on and can ice him at any time

Humphry's gonna go but wolf wants to talk like civilize people as he can't with his minions

he wants Humphry to write his story and how he had 5 bros 4 dead from the sea and they were se people and as a cabinboy at 12 an master of his ship ince 21 n knows math/science/literature

holy cr-p he's batman

maybe bane or lex Luthor

a guy coms in saying the lmipn's dying and dr's too drunk so leach trys waking him

wolf has em open a port hole as water splashes in and slaps dr around then orders coffee for him

black, likehis property

she comes to sayin she'd rather die than go back to prison and irish is giddy she's one of them gooble gobble

dr comes to saying she cant save her but all he can do is a blood transfusion but his hands are f'd

he don't wanna try as if she bites it its his fault and if he dont it up to The CReator

When good men do nothing, that is evil enuff, dhalsim

olf orders garfiend leech to give blood as they both are criminals and irish mocks him so leech fights him

this makes the irsish look bad, like bi den, ba rock, tru deau and kathleen kennedy

later dr comes up in proper clothes and brings the lpino up looking a but italinao

she thanks garfeind an offers to reward him a he dont say much

wolf sez dr sez she was too sic to move and not able to drop her off but when they get bac to soviet an fran sico later and touch no other ports

shes not pleased and feels f'd so she goes back in and wol jokes put bars on her window so everyone lols

she slaps Humphry for telling her secret but he sez she talked while spazzed out

she wants to be drpped of by china or an island or another boat an leech thros a metal thing by wolfs head

wolf sez by sea law he can hang him but he's gonna have him end himself and has him taken below

lipino wants to die an later wol talks with wol i mean humphy on his witing plans

wolf seems like a monster but is deep and meaningful but punishes others to feed its own ego and dont wanna meet its equal

wolf gets mad but dr comes in an asks wol to forbid the men laughing at him and wants respect as he used to have fancy suits and now has stopped drinking and has no hand shakes and wants respect before he bites it

captain tells the people to respect him an call him dr prescott lie Sydney in scream

then wol spacks him own and he falls and the men mo lest him with tearing up his coat and hassling him

he climbs  the thing and tells everyone wold wont go in regular lanes of shipping and he fears his brother whos hunting him and wants to cannon his a55 and jumps to splatter on the poop deck offscreen lie a sack of chef Boyardee

wolf sez he slipped and later limpino tals to grafrien leech like x men guy who was beat and how they wanna get of the boat and theres a place for guys like them who are wanted they wanna be free and she has little hope

later at the night theres a scheme to ice wolf where they sneak attack him sayin someone wanted to see him an throw him overboard as he has a head ache

later leech comes by lumpinos room to say its over, finished an they gotta sneak out 1500 miles in open boat

they grow closer an holds her hand they gave blood from and sez no more tears like shampoo

later captain blyth or wol or w/e comes back crawling up the side of the boat like an anime villain

he asks the boat river who did it but is told he was watching the course and dont wanna be 1st mate as he takes orders not give it

wolf Larson blitzer comes down and checks the sleeping crew but they come to and beat on him

he fights his way out like streets of rage and the crew wants to turn in leech for getting em to do it but eh se its better to go out like dr

Humphry sez he saw nothing and is called to see wolf who asks irish to find out who did it

Humphry sez irhsi was the only one who couldn've took his money and they fiht with Humphry pulls a knife to that leprechauns neck an wol sez end him

irish flees and wolf sez he's devolving an getting darker and its fun to have a mans life in yo hands like megatron

wolf sez open the cutains but theyre open and its revealed he has blindness attacs but they wear off and he tricks Humphry to come close so he grabs him in a kung fu grip to keep him there til hsi eyes return

later he calls the men up and sez he has a list of who treid to ice him bu he rips it up and sez dr was right and hhes not hunting seals and they can go down with the ship but he plans to steal from the guys who buy sealskin an can keep em rich their hole life

then outs the irhish miget as the one who outed the list an the men hunt him, tie a rope on him, throws the irish in the water and a shark gets him

1 less problem

so they pull him back and wolf sez tye up whats left of his leg

this is a prison movie

snitches get stitches

at night he people plan something in the shadows and captain wolf hunter comes in asking where the steerer is

he hears a ship siren in the distance and goes out but his head attacks happens

Humphry sez nows ur chance sailor moon as he cant see you as he's blind and the attacks last hours

they get ready to book it in stormy seas but lumpino dont wanna go as shes bad luc so a guy slugs her out and escape in a boat

they drive 6 hours and find the water kegs are full of vinegar with a note from captain Larson an john leech wants to keep going with only a bit of water

capain woody sez they'll be back but his borthers ship the Macedonia comes for em and his eyes are f'd

the ghost like the wraith from pirates of dark water, or was it the maelstrom? gets hit and captain wolfmo trips so 1 leg irish sees hes blind an they can ice him

you ever see a blind kung fu fighter? the only guy stronger than him is the old guy trained for 80 years

he can blaze his cosmo

so we cut to the life boat and th escapees find 1 of em is gone

they come to a ship and find its the ghost but tilted and f'd and all the life boats are gone

leech sez they can get supplies form it and everynes probably gone but on there a guy locks him in the ship

this is how horror movie sstart

the others come on and arfeind sez get out as the boats going own and they cant break the door down in time but he left supplies out there

lipno dont wanna leave him an Larson is blind and berserk but 1 guy i thin humphyr goes to get the key from him

leech and lupino have a moment about marrieage and bitng it

Humphry goes to wolf who has a gun and can see shapes and shadows but Humphry sez they can brin him with em to get his eys fixed

he thinks its over and hes going down with the ship and theres an island 2 miles in the fog

Humphry sez his writing of wolf as an ubermench but was realy afraid and dont wanna be depenant and s pitiful

wol wigs out and shoots him then his eyes die and lupino comes by so wolf locks the door

Humphry offers his life or leech as he claims not to be hit and hes gonna prove him wrong

blythe Larson passes the key through the door screen and chick goes off after Humphry sez i'll see you on deck

then bites it and wolf sees its a trick

leech and chick eascepe a blythe ooy wolf Larson goes down with his boat standing like a golden buddha

the end

that was quite good

wolf isn't as hateable as you'd think, having good traits lie intelligence hard work, sill, courage, and some sympathy

he's baa55 an tough and an alpha male, but can be harsh

he's a thining man dealing with a bunch of crac smoking apes o lower mind than him

no wonder he sees them as inferior

i read he's meant to be a capitalist feeing on the poors

well with poors like these inbred cannibals, can ja blame him?

lie that irish midget.

those things are devolved

he's sort of lie magneto from x men or r doom i marvel

not evil, but hardened and gotta be tough to deal with these animals

lie dog and beth chapman dealing with junkies

in the book Humphry was the hero and got the girl but they divided him into leech and changed things

but i liked this one

im glad i waited to see the full version with the extra 14 mins on Tubi

its a cool movie with layers and duality of different sides

leech is manly and tough, Humphry is smart, wolf is smart and tough

now socialist jack London who  was a Creator hater, wanted Wolf to be seen as bad, but I thin like Jud Sus or Watchmen, he made the guy interesting

they changed a bit from the book, quite a bit, but I thin its pretty good

i can see why people like it

For The Sea Wolf 2 I want it to be about the boats with the crew trying to get to land but keep getting picked off by sea yokai as its by the evil's sea in apan. Alo its a 16 bit game on sega gensis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba like lemmings or chuchu where you guide the boats to try to get to land an avoid yokai of the sea.

Laugh, Clown, Laugh Review

Note: evil clows!

Laugh, Clown, Laugh

This is my review on Laugh, Clown, Laugh frot he distant futue year to the Taisho Emperor orf 1928(100 years befo the 2n Robotech war)

its directed by Herbert Brenon who did nothing else i saw

it stars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Monster/Mockery/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\The False Faces/He Who Gets Slapped/The Blackbird/Where East Is East, oo Catholic Loretta Young from 1921 The Sheik/The Hatchet Man/1935 The Call of the Wild, el deviento Nils Asther from The Cossacks 1928/Our Dancing Daughters/Bluebeard 1944/Samson and Delilah 1949, Bernard Siegel from 1925 The Phantom of the Opera, Cissy Fitzgerald rom nothing i saw, El Polen Zakken Gwen Lee from 1936 Fury, Leo Feodoroff rom nothing I saw, Emmett King from White Tiger 1923/Captain January 1924/West of Zanzibar/The Man in the Iron Mask 1939, Mickey McBan from The Unholy Three 1925, an a buncha guys not on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, candy a55, sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, geender offender, beta male, soy boy, banana crammer, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie snoker veng peta tree kung fu based on plants wiipediea who don't got articles or most of Go Nagai's things but does for maraoh cerrey's i dont know her comment.

i saw this beroe and its pretty good

its inspired by Pagliacci and lon chaney worked with clowns or something as well as did a clown in he who gets slapped based his make up on the occult italiano who started clown make up as clowns and circus's are dark in origin

after title an credits we get Italy in the spring which would be around when the Italian Stallion Benito Mussolini was in charge

1 scene has italinaoes prayi to a Cross with a statue of The Savior on it but going to see the circus coming it

a symbol of being drawn away from Holy to unholy

lon chaney oes a gag pretending to eat his finger, as THEY eat people an the crowd loves it

they give out flyers saying tito and simon the clowns will o a show tonight

after a show of vaudeville tricks lon tito like the dictator  fnds a little girl in the bushes wile getting water

like sesshomaru and rin

e unties hr rom the wood in the ground and his partnet simon or w/ wants to throw her in an orphanage as women are bad luck

lon sez what the saints have sent, sinners can't refuse, so i guess they are into the black arts like clowns being base on human/fallen angel hybrids

lon oes vauevill tricks an 1 with his fingers as shadow puppets impress her

lon names her Simonetta after simon like simple simon the pie man an he likes her now

later shes trained in circus cr-p and a teen like Kagome and hey are in a big a55 circus like sailor moon season 04

the leader wants her hair one to look more womanly and gets to join the act

lon suggests a lower in her hair like Yugioh season 0

by the circus was count Luigi ravellli like raviel or Raziel rom The Bible an his area had the lower like tuxedo mask used

he sees the chic caught in the wire fence and aids her but not like hi kind got in the Reagan years

he tends to her cut legs and she sez she wanted a flower

he gets her a White one like The Moonlight Knight

a this party a blonde in black but not guys like android 18 as krillin wathes, has a drink and sees count with chick

count sez he has a new flower and brins her in his bedroom wth white and black tiles like demon worshippers have in their temples

jerry! What are you doo ing?! You're with a wo man!!

he puts her on the bed and checks her leg but blonde with a smoke comes in an sees him coming onto her saying she'd be an alluring woman

he kisses her feet as i guess he's into that an blonde tells him to send the peeasnt away

he dont an she gets b-chy so he kisses her hand after missing the poor chicks foot

man chick runs of an blone goes for count to see both are gone and now he's gotta suck his own d0ng

he breaks out laughing as min chick return home

simon sez if she's in his act, he's out as women are bad luck to him

also he sez he made lon tito what he is and lon needs him

simon storms off with lon acting very frenchish an main chick comfrts him

as tey hug, lon notices she's grown into a woman an he's interested sdespite being her parent

like woody allen or sesshomaru

this layter happened in the hatchet man with maruta

lon looks like an uglier mark Ruffalo but less beta and more frenchish

uh oh, lon has n earing on his left ear

wait, its the right ear, i looked up the beavis and butt hea ep

so e hugs her but freaks out as i guess he got a b0ner and asks her to call back simon

3 years later the count is getting checked out and fins his laughing its are rom a life of self indulgence and he let his emotions rule him so long he lost control

like cartman and his tourettes

one time, my cousin an i, touched weeeen weeeeeeen, weeenter, weenter is a cold time of yeeeeer

but dr sez falling in love with a woman will cure him

then the next patuent comes in, lon chany and count lols but is taken away

dr checks out lon and hes ticklish

lon wont tell much of himself but i think a bit was skipped and dr sez he's got hopeless love and if he gets hope and the girl he'd be ok

lon looking like devolved john wayne wis out and crys as he sez he can;t tell her as its not right

dr sez he otta laught and suggests the clown flik, which is him

i can;t help you peter parker, but spider man can

lon sez he is flik and count  on th balcony with em  sez lolling is his disability and its not att him

lon gets it as they cant help their things

main chic comes in with r saying be with him more

count and lon see they can help each oter to try to cure each other

they go bac and chi is nice to lon who sez his new friend always lols

he goes an girl sees count and remembers each other

they leave with her an help each other with her helping

they take a horse cart ride together

chik is in a fancy room amd mid finds a pearl necklace from count

so there's a show in a big thetre which would officially been made by horse and buggy people w/o electricity or machines

maid asks if chic would give up pearls for a clown

se sez she'd nevr leave lon

lon an i think smon come in and he trys cheering her tears off with clown cr-p including a long man thing like nose prop an big clown feet

she ez they' never pat and goes out to ballt then lon plays animals and a iant like the offspring of ma and allen anels

simon reveals he knows lon lovs girl but ins te pearls from count an implies shes b0ning him

an they stopped lolling/weeping for he same woman an oo girls dont marry tght rope walkers

can't they share her like sorcerer hunters with the sm chicks and that 1 guy?

lons p-ssed but they gotta go n again and count Luigi comes in

lon sez he's cured of lols but smiles as he tricked him with friendship

an he can fish in the gutter with pearls but not for her

count is cofused and lon think hes trying to b0ne her an smacks him

Luigi sez hes a low clown wo sees dirt

then lon crys as Luigi lols

Luigi turns over the card to say these pearls were his moms an he wants em or her to be his wife

lon reads it seen his error and sez he loves her too and is bummed

this is a love triangle like robotech

Luigi dont wanna get in lons way and they watch her on the tightrope

he sez ask her 1st so if he sez yes to Luigi, she's not now his love

then lon goes out to do clown cr-p

she comes bac and sez she ant ccept the pearls but he sez forgive me

Luigi shos lon she wants lon nd es happy for once

but then she reads the note and he sez he loves her

btw the count looks like the queer guy from degrassi

gotta be more specific

Tristin, who turned miles an got brain damage rom a bus accident

then lon goes up an does a stunt with a tightrope slide on a unicycle helmet

he comes down top see her smooching the count and e's bummed

he pulls out a gun, pus it in his mouth and says; hasta la vista

jk really simon has him go out as "you belong to them" ad he performs as simon sez "laff clown laff even though your heart is breaing"

so girl an Luigi are engaged and shes with his fam b4 the wedding

they cuddle and kiss but se wants lon to not be alone and Luigi agrees

later simon wants to do a new act but lons not feeling it

simon sez the world needs laughter an the clown about

simon sez it'll be their best season and leaves

lol looks over flyers and gorl comes in  so he does the bird thing with a stuffe bird

he sees her in a fancy dress come in and she sez se couldn't stay away from him

she sees tito loves her and he wanted to ell her but couldn't

she wants to be his woman an sez se loves him

they look at a statue of The Savior and Mother an sez she loves him

she goes to tell Luigi and will go to a lake with him

he looks at the statue asking to forgive her lying cuz she loves Luigi

a guy i think simon gets his hat and coat and goes to see lon as kids watch thinking 1 is flik

los in clown ear or rehearsal  as he was thinking of somethin and forgot

they practice with a mirror, possibly for occult  cr-p an simon ez "y u no lol? y u no b flik?" ciuz flik isn t sad

this is pretty dddeep showing the strugglesactors go through

he sez she's gonna marry him but hes not happy and goes wild full performance imagining the crowds that aunt there  musi wit a goo overlay thing of what he hears shown

he ddoes his head unicycle slide on a rope and falls off

guys move him after a all which probably kills him and say getta dr

simon holds him and sez he's 2 old 4 her

he sez its funny he missed it after years and tell luigi to be good to her

and looks nuts as the comedy ened

an then... he died... ahhhhhhhhhhhh

then kids say he's playing dead

the end

that was pretty good

not dark or gruesome, but sa and hartelt

sorta like sailor moon with doomed love and lost souls

it base on thr 1923 play Laugh, Clown, Laugh by David Belasco (one of THEM and Tom Cushing(In a dark group)

thats based on the 1919 play Ridi, Pagliaccio by Fausto Maria Martini(FAUST?!)

its got lon as a disabled guy, who has depression, but hes not evil, only sa

good actin and story an a good  emotional tale

glad i rewatched it. it holds up

lon does well in these thins and his clown work is impressive

a solid performance

For Laugh, Clown, Laugh 2 I want lon to be in rehab after his accient and he alls in love with a thicc blone nurse who elps him recover. also its an 8 bit game on nes, game boy, master system, gamr hgear, t16 Atari 7800 and lynx where you play a the nurse and take care of lon like a digital pet

Brief Encounter Review

Note: I spell like bulmas daughter

Brief Encounter

This is my review on Brief Encounter rom the ditant future year to Zee Kaizer of 1945(60 years before Transformers The Movie)

Its directed by David Lean who did Great Expectations 1946/The Bridge on the River Kwai/Lawrence of Arabia/Doctor Zhivago

Its based on a play by Noel Coward Still Life that I never saw

It stars Celia Johnson from nothin I saw, Trevor Howard, who rejected the regents knighthood,  from Around the World in 80 Days 1956/Mutiny on the Bounty 1962/Superman 1978/Gandhi/Triple Cross, Stanley Holloway from Hamlet 1948, Joyce Carey from nothing I saw, Cyril Raymond from nothing i saw, Everley Gregg from The Private Life of Henry VIII/Pygmalion 1938/Great Expectations 1946, Margaret Barton rom nothing i saw, Marjorie Mars from nothin I saw, Alfie Bass from nothing i saw(but her being in the 50s svengali fits), Wallace Bosco from nothing i saw, Sydney Bromley from An American Werewolf in London 01/The NeverEnding Story 01, Noel Coward the writer of this, Valentine Dyall from Ivanhoe 1952/The Haunting 1963, Irene Handl from  nothing i saw, and some guys not on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, gender offender, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, b0ner smoker, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, frooy booty, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plats, queer as a deer wit a steer in its rear wikipedia who says the partridge creek beast was 1st published as a story  instea of being sighted then published base on the sighting.

I never saw this but people say its good

After logo and title an credits to piano/violin in proper fullsceen and good 40s b/w we see a trainstation an a cop stop a diner to talk of a 3rd class guy going in 1st class to a cockney chick

2 chicks talk an they all talk fast an brittish so you gotta pay attention

a guy is there an the bell rings or his train and he's going out on the way to soviet africa

after more chatter a train goes by and 1 chick left to see it go by

i think the chics are on a train and train looker main one thinks she wishes her other chick was a fried she could trust or w/e and wishes she'd shut the f up

shes bummed and emo about how nothing lasts an everything s=cked

what is this? final fantasy?

so they get to their destination an goes home with her husband and bratty kids

son wants to go to the circus, whih has occult orogins, as its his b ay

daughter wants to go to the pantomime and after talking with husband wat to do, crys and sez she had a fainting spell and her friend talked too much

i put up with women and gotta say, they can be irrational and whiny over things that don't matter

after putting on music an nitting as husband reads paper she thinks how she wants to say a lot cuz he'd understand but can't tell cuz she dont wanna hurt him

man this chick s=ckked. what a loser

she whins of how he used to be happy but now fell in love

then a flashback narrated chatty by her of seeing a man at the station

she had cr-p in here eye and he helped her

later she was shopping aand met him again

later she goes on and on about little things that don't mean anything about little etails lie shes autistic

later they are in a diner or w/e and ave a table/lsten to music/laug at how cr=ppy it is

he works as a dr or something with guys and heps or something, i don't now this is cr-p

they pay for half the bill each and a tip even tough thats not needed

they go to the movies and i thin the music player rom diner is doing music

they talk but im not paying attention an he agrees to go somewhere with him an watches his train leave

se gets home to fin her so got hit by a car a has a mild concussion

he got the brain damage an is gonna start b0ning dogs

she thought it was puishment

later talks o what to do with him and dad want him in the navy but she eas he'd return as a pirate

she sez she met a nice dr man and ha dinner but he's not listening

se goes out but dr don't show

cop trys to seduce cockney chic but she dong consent

he comes an leaves saying on a train next Thursday

then them at the movies as he smokes

the movie s-ced so they leave an later are on a boat ride

later they admit they e in love ut she wants to pull bac but he sez its too late

hey kiss at the train station an we're bac in the now where this started an she's bummed over her dr bf leaving

she thinks how she was on a train thinking she's happy with him an has a phantasy of going o with him on a great adventure or daiboken

he thinks how she lied to her husband for the 1st time about saying he we alone to the movies but was gonna go with another chick

she calls the alibi and gets her to cover for her with a lie to her

so i was looking up the actors in this but saw he made out with her on a brige and they grew closer

i think they're b0ning

at night he goes back to get his train after a smooch and she goes home

in diner cops want booze but cockney chic wont sell at this time and wait its not cops as the cockney chick calls 1 to send em off

what a b--ch. no wonder no one like brits

should've side with zee kaiser

so main chic gets on a train then leaves as it goes to go to dr bf's place

but it a dr bfs homies place he was gonna use for b0ning and she gets triggered and flees then wanders the streets or a while as they didn't have gaijin gangs gutting girls

she calls husband/calls him i eman tells him shes at a freinds place

se wnt to the war memorial and has a smoke then a cop comes

he's jack the ripper an cuts her open

jk really he helps her and she goes back t the cafe or brandy and not candy and brandy the twins with the shower scene in my 600lb life

the diners gonna close for the night and dr bf comes by saying the homie didn't now who she was ut shes worried of what a stranger she don't now thinks of her

she wants to end it ut he loves her and knows this is the start of te end but not yet

he pulls out a gun and says "this is the only way, we'll have eternity!' then caps her, then puts the gun to his head, then the screen goes black

jk really he sez he's going away an they go out saying he has a job offer in soviet africa to run a hospital before the demons take over in the 90s

he takes a train and he asks to forgive him for being in her life/causeing pain and is told i'll forgive you if you forgive me

then its now and tey met at the hospital and went around in a car an by the bridge they mae out on

at he startion it where the film started and he sez they wont see each other for years but don't write

she wants to die but they got a few mins an the chatterbox comes in and ruins the moment

the camera tilts and she runs out but stops b4 the train splatter her and wasn't thinking of her kids or man

she went in and nearly fainted

in the now he husband comforts her and is glad shes back with him and they hug

the end

that wasn't so bad

it wasn't really my type of movie

its hard to follow unless you pay close attention to the fast brittish talking

the characters are losers

but the filming and acting was good

love the classic b/w and the score

good camera work lie when it tilted to sow her mind going

well done story starting out at the end and going back then we see how it really was

i can kinda see why its rated one of the best brit films

it shows the dangers of cheeting 

the husband probably knows of it and still forgives her

he's the most wronged by this and hes hardly shown

glad i saw it

it didn't impress me when watching but looking bac was pretty solid

For Brief Encounter 2 I want it to be about the dr in africa and people keep getting iced by something. So he leas an expedition into the jungle to find it. Turns out its a lost Nandi bear and they gotta get it bac to its homeland of eat Africa before its discovered. Also its a 32/64 bit game on N64, PS1, 3d0 and SEga Saturn where you play as the Nandi bear an gotta avoid traps an ta out people who go on your terf an ight other cryptis til you face the dr in a steampunk power armor and after you beat him, the suit traps it an the Nandi bear is taken back.