The Valley Of Gwangi Review

Note: I Spell like a kid into dinosaurs

The Valley Of Gwangi

This is my rview on The Valley Of Gwangi rom the distant ture year to willis obrein of 1969(70 years before the 2nd Robotech War)

Its directed by Jim O'Connolly who did Berserk! from the 60s

It stars James Franciscus who b0ned jane fonda from Beneath the Planet of the Apes/The Twilight Zone/Father Knows Best/The Rifleman, Gila Golan from I Dream of Jeannie,  Richard Carlson from Beyond Tomorrow/It Came from Outer Space/Creature from the Black Lagoon, Laurence Naismith from The Million Pound Note/Solomon and Sheba 1959/Village of the D===ed 1960/Cleopatra 1963/Jason and the Argonauts 1963, Freda Jackson from Great Expectations 1946/Clash of the Titans the good one, Gustavo Rojo from Genghis Khan 1965, and a buncha guys not on bac door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, frooty booty, wiener cleaner, soy boy, beta male, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, Creator hater, queer as a deer with a steer in his rear who sez agent orange is bad but shots are ok.

Its gonna be by willis o'brein but he bit it and Ray Harryhausen too over

The story was from like the 40s but got put off til nearly the 70s

I never saw this but heard its not great but othes like it

after logo and wasteland canyons this gypsy goes around calling

1 gypsy in a river has something alive in his bag and others find him

old gypsy sez leave it as its cured and they'll et it if they bring it but this gypy don't care and the old one eyed gypsy sez he'll learn to obey

then title and creits with good color and illustrations

allcharactes are fictionel, really? wat about he partridge creek beast?

additional material julian more, like juliane moore?

then its south of the ryo grand at the dawn of the 20th century like nadia the secret of blue water and all these mxicans and cowboys go by in a parade

this mexikid bugs a White man dressed like Doug Dimmadome til he agrees to hep hm and gets 15 pesos which is like a few yen

doug goes to a rodeo and he heard of it has issue with him but i wasn't paying attenyion as im listening to lines my new york homie set for variable geo abridged

not doug seez a chick in a skimpy outfit do a dive of a thing in a ring of fire into a pool

after that she goes to get change and he follows her in to talk and she had a past with him

he wants her for a buffalo bill thing and he'd get 20% but she don't consent and she's dubbed over as se was raised by Hebrews and had a thic accent but was unknown family as they bit it in WW2 and found in Poland

not doug and mexikid go off in the wasteland and find a professor who's an archeologist who wants to prove man evolved longer ago than 1 million BC

he has a fossil of an alleged primitive horse that evolved into modern ones and a humanpid footprint he found here

but spoiler; the 5 toe to 4 toe to eventually hoof horses they say evolved has been disproven as they found bones of these alleged earlier forms in the same layer

so pole woman talks with a mexicowboy about goin into some thing as a guy uses a cape to fight a bull in training in he arena

the bull wigs out and i was looking at a youtube thing of Robert Sepehr and missed it but she reconciled with him and they seem to have b0ned offscreen

he sez he didn't wanna leave her b4 but didn't wanna get married 

she shows him this mini horse with several toes but hoofclops and its stop motion and really good in int of the camera before the humans

she wants to use it for circus shows with it riding another horse back

not doug gets proessor who sez its 50 million years after it otta be extinct and not doug wans to sell it to the demon worshippers in circuses

mexicowboy is disuntled by them knowing the secret and wont say where the gypsies who found it are

in this gypsy camp the gypsies dance and do their thing but not doug and professor get there

1 eyed monster sez the horse is bad and professor asks wat she'd do i she knew where it is

she sez return it to the forbidden valley andthen its day and not doug talks with mexikid on if he otta hep a woman or himself

mexikid sez its love but he se loves or latins and mexichild reveals he's meeting professor bittish outside the areana tonight

then its clearly day and i think tinted and mexicowwhb y beats up gypsues truing to break in to steal and/or b0ne and/or eat the mini horse

the midget gypsy ko'd him with a pole to the head andthey steal the horse as professor watches em

not doug goes after em and professor tries to stop em and mexicowboy sez not doug too it with the gypsoes but pole woman dont believe him

the mexicowboy and pole woman go after em and not doug finds prffoessor hidin in the shade and hassles him over taking it

professor sez he's following the gypsies to the forbidden valley to find more and looks like alan Oppenheimer from he man

the gypsies elease the mini moon horse and leave

aroud the forbidden valley is jagged cliffs and high rocks

is this the great valley from the land before time?

mexichil finds a mess of blood offscreen and find the gypsy camp tent but no gyopsies

mexicowboy and pole come in and they find the mini horse and she eventually lassoes it but it pulls her on her t-ts

not doug grabs it but she sez keep ur hands off it and he lets it go

they chase it into a small hole in a rocks a55 so 1 guy goes in and sez it opens to a whole valley

the horses pull the rocks of the opening to widen the holes a55 and they drive their horses in

also this is widescreen and colored

they find these rock formations which were probably ancient tech building before THEY ruined it

Then a bluish Pteranodon gras I think Mexichild and carrys it of

1 less problem

it falls and spazzes on the groud so mexicowboy wrestles it with good effects and snaps its neck

in close up they use a rubber thing of a darker color

they see a purole Ornithomimus and chase it til an allosaurus eats it and the coboys run

mexicowboy is seen and it chases and professor sez the ptreadactlyn was extrinct or over 50 million years

the uys leave and professorstays but regrets it seeing the allowcsaurus

a styractosauruis comes and they fire on it and run

the allosaurus eats the dead flyer and goes for professo but styracosauris comes and after roaring a while allosaurs leaves withthe ptranodoz

the cowboys get to a cave and start a fire but in the bullets they got are blanks for the show

1 guy accuses not doug for horse stealing and he slugs a guy out

not doug makes a trap outie the cave and i think its night but clearly day

pole woman wants to sell the show andgo with him and he wants to buy a ranch and build it up with her

they smooch and somethin fell in da trap hole

its professor andthey laugh

later notdoug goes out but allosaurus chases him and he falls off the horse getting in the cave

the other use sticks and a blanket to keep it back and mexicowboy goes out to help

not doug gets behind a rock and meicowboy lasos it and somehow pulls it on horse but it gets out

they get its foot and somehow pull it down but after spazzing around a while, gets up

not doug is almost eaten but the other coaboys lsso it by the neck, with good effect of it sinkin into it

mexicowboy whos actually a gypsy runs and faces styractosaurus with a fire stick

the alloauris gets out by bitin the ropes and fights the styracosaurs but mexicowboy tries in with a stic and shanks it then runs

he areas burning an allosauris eats on styractosarus but leaves it breathing like in jurasic park to chase the cowboys

ooh, it got 1 and ate him

they get out and alloaurus busts through the wall but it crumbles on it and nocks it out

not doug ties its mouth closed with rope I guess hoping its like crocdiles that can crush but hardly open

they see meicowboy got it and wanna use his as an attrition like king kong

they bring the dino back in a wood cage it somehow can't break out and 1 eye sez gwangi iced the mexicowboy like he iced his bro as she a in a dream

proessor se its no more evil than an aligotor after she calls it evil and they go on

in a packed arena they say Gwangi on a big sphere they had in the 1900s as tech was more advanced back then

professor dont want them to exhibit the dino and wants to use it or science and pole woman wants a world tour like rampage but not doug wants a ranch

she sez now they dont need it and she's all glittery and wants fame so he dumps her

mexichild sez she otta go after him and in the show is this stop motion elephant doing cr-p

the midget f's with the dino in a covered cage and the elephants fear it

an ancient guy, i think herotodus, said elephants were the natural enemy of dinosaur like creatures he describe in india

they raise the curtain and its eating the midget and busts the cage o the mexicans flee like someone called immigration

1 eye monster gypsy falls and is trampled

1 less problem

the cage falls on someone and an elephant fights it but is overtaken

eat that you tentacle monster!

i actually like it when reptiles beat mammals

except in humans and THEM

so gwangi gets loose and eats people as this want Godzilla but 1900s

some hide in a church as a sign of The Creator defending us from ancient reptiles

i just realized its a big purple dinosaur like barney

not doug fires on it with a shotgun but it does jack sh-t

btw why is this church have like 20 foot ceiling and doors?

Was it from before and had different inhabitants?

the people hold the big metal doors to keep the dino out and it pushes on em

it gets in and not doug is gonna lock it in as the people go out the back

he closes and locks the front door like that'll stop it and pole woman and mexichil hide as it comes for em like Jurassic park

the coboys try to et in but the doors locked from insaide

main guy thows a chair and jumps into the area by the other 2 then climbs the stairs an fights it with a spear

he falls on the organ an it scares it so he throws the spear in its head and it wwigs out

the humans run and he throws fire that quickly torches the place and cooks it

what was in that fire thing?!

it dies sceaming and the church burns/crubmles as THEY want us to think happens and its crushed by it

everyone watches an mexicahild crys but not tears of blood

then crdits like space balls with showing who played who with clips

the end

that was pretty goo

sorta Arthur conan doyole's th lost worl meets king kong

good acting and the effects were well done

the music worked and i liked the color

it an interesting twist havign it in the olde weste an i hear theres sightings o things lie a ptradactyl in a cave in soviet meixco and other supernatural cr-p

heres a love story but it didn't seem to have a tacked on sad moment like most films do

its not so long and goes by quick but on Grit was 2.5 hours with adds when the thing is 96 mins

its cool and has good ideas and style

now it woul be cg but this influenced things later like Jurassic Park

glad I saw tis, its pretty solid

For The Valley Of Gwangi 2 I want the pole and the not doug to be on a ranch and an explorer wants to see the valley. he se no so the pole is kinapped and te main guy blackmailed to getting em there. But the explorer is the one who arranged it. They go thee and have a film thing to record it and o on a photo hunt while avoidin other ancient catues. Also its a 32/64 bit on rails shooter like Pokemon Snap but you got ns to ight of enemues and gotta try not to ice em but scar em off. Its on N64, Sega Saturn, PS1 an 3D0.

The Fall Of The House Of Usher Review

Note: I spell horrifying

The Fall Of The House Of Usher

This is my review on The Fall Of The House Of Usher from the distant futyre year to Emperor Meiji of 1928(100 years before the 2nd robotech war kinda)

Its directed by Jean Epstein whos part French/ewish and part Pole or El Polen Zakken ad was an arty nut

It stars Abel Gance from a number of his own films, and no one else I've seen with most not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, gender offender, Sodom bottom, beta male, frooty booty, banana crammer, Creator hater, hippie stoner vegan peta tree ung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who stans with lying purvoes who wack kids by using their preferred named and words.

Its based on a book by Edgar Allen Poe and this is said to be the closest one to the boo, but I thin the Roger Corman one was cool

I never saw this nor any version o it nor read the book so this is a new thing to Ore Samma

after title a credits we see a guy going through a creepy outside area with 2 bags to a house

in this inn all these guys rise to see hm

he reas a note saying Roderick usher's woman is sic and hes callin his best and only friend to help

this guy with the note, the homie, asks or a coach to the ouse of usher and the people there are shoced

homie pays a bag of gol D or cr-p and 1 guy uses a flute

at his house this devolved woman in the window looks out andthe cart goes across hos outside area with water on the groun

in the house of usher, the owner roderick keeps his wife madeline like the French chic in tha 90s show, locked away

in this big room rod looks at this chic with eyebrows and a masculine face and i think paints a picture of her

se touches her face as the brush draws it and goes off

the coach driver dpnt wanna go to the house of uher as its supernatural and we see this weird steam from around it

is it nuculr?

homie come in and hugs rod and goes in as coach iover races of

Theresa paintin of ligea from another poe story and a guy looking like the puffy guy in berserk or he shades cenobite in h-llraiser

the dr can't figger out whats up with madds and each usher has it in the dna to pant their wife

cenobite guy leaves and i thin its the dr androd looks like Christopher walken

good atmosphere of darkness and candles and scenary

rod is told by homie rods burning with fever bu he seems cold and the books in his closet are falling and wind by curtains is blowing

rod gets a guitar and it looks like its reversed footage and he plays it as a butler sez madds is feeling wiped like a butt and wont join em

good shots of the sea and woods and outside cut between him playing

rod sez this is where she really lives and wants to be with his woman w/o his friend he nvite

i think he wants to b0ne

they walk and stop by the window as the wind blows a family tree drawing with real trees and it sez his was f'd by degeneracy

i thin he's an inbreeer

not that there's anyting wrong with that. its natural animals do it, like cannibalism. you are what you eat

so rod sends homie who's not named on a walk and goes back to painting and we see the outside with the house looking like a big towering thing like in The Dark Crystal or Hokuto No Ken

also is a lot of stone work and high walls

totally made by horse and buggy guys

rod drew more of his woman but she got less alive as the painting got more

is this dorian gray?

she looks mannish but French women are more masculine than real women

we getta close up o his intense face and quic cuts of melting candles and her, its cool

she goes to sit and he coforts her but a guy rings the door bell and he sends her back to stand evolved like the cabinet of dr Caligari chic and spastic

homie comes in and theres a good moving shot and he tells homie this is life itself

homie sees somethin and rod goes crazy looking and theres close ups on him and tracking shots of someone holding madds and its rod and its disorienting in a good way

i thin homie stomps out a fire and we hear rod is into mangnets like yugi and his magnet warriors

we see him with a box and this coffin being brough in by i think dr and homie and maybe butler

rod sez she maybe alive and he sez he'd bury her in the crypt as thers a hand holing a long metal thing like a soviet d0ng but with he end chewed up

he looks spaces out and looks at the panting and he put madds in the coffin and is gonna nail it closed like nailing a mans a55 shut

dr puts the hammer in his sleeve and rod sez no nailing it down and eventually carries it with the guys and a cloth ro it

they go through an outside with overlaid candles on the screen transparent and its cool

sorta like Vampyr rom the 30s

they bring her by boat and to a cave thing with crazy designs in the crypt totally made by horse and buggy guys, not ancient high tech

he puts her cloth in and goes but the dr and a guy nail the lid closed like nailing a mans eyes shut and sh-tting on em

rod goes and theres cool effect of the hammer nailing with an overlay of it from a few angles

days later things are quiet as rod waits 4 a signand homie rads a book with a magnifying glass

the clock chimes and his guitar strings snap for no reason

he wanders around spaced out thinking o his woman and its stormy out

homie reas of a 2 fold silence that 1 the body dont fear but some face a shadow nameless elf that haunts forsaken regions men dont go o go with The Creator

theres a cool shot of the leafs blowing across the floor as the camera follows and homie gets a hammer or something wait its a metal item an he bell in the tower rings

the window blows ope and rod comes in with candles looking spaced and sez "do u hear it?"

we see somethin blow outsied the house and the mist swirl around it

homie want to read to rod but he sits by i think the fire and theres some light flashin outside

homie reads a story where ethelred used a mace to bust open the floor and use a gauntlet had to remove something

the coffin of madds falls and we see rod by the fire with smoke looing cool

the book goes on of Ethelred beating a dragon and the book in a shelf fall and nock over an armor suit

the madds comes back in a white dress like oh suzanna from scary stories to tell in the dark in the 90s with the f'd up art we loved

rod sez he heard her for a long time since the 1st ay and we put her in the tomb alive

she walks in a dark curtain area and back to em as the house burns for some reason

thy leave the burning castlr and the picture he made of her burns in a cool shot like a gif avatar on a website

eventually the castle stats falling apart an it like the univrsal Frankenstein movies

the end

That was pretty good

creative dream like atmosphere and great art

its sorta lie Vampyr and has a good visual feel while holding attention

interesting camera movement and zoom and follow

clever overlay and its got that gorgeous black and White art and cooleffects

its well made and public domain

i enoyed it, eve though in the boo the chick is his twin sister and both bite it from her scaring him dea and the house efing apart on em

but i guess they wanted a good ending

For The Fall Of The House Of Usher 2 I want them to be recovering in a nearby town and need the ffrien to go back and find the key piece of the house that connects them. He goes back and finds the house rebuilt through magic an the soul of the house and goes through it facing monsters and yokai to get the key piece an return it to the twins, who use it to fuse into a hermaphrodite  and heal them of the house psychic issues. Also its an 8 bit platformer lie Master Of Darkness but on Sega Master Systen, Game Gear, NES, Game Boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you play as him and fight horror monsters and lesser nown American cryptids.

The Comancheros Review

note; i spell like john wayne would like

The Comancheros

this is ore samma no review on The Comancheros from the distant future year to the right honorable john wilkkes booth of 1961 (70 years before battle stars the return of conboy and 50 years before its prequel trnasfortmers the headmasters)

its diurected by the excellent michaerl curtiz who this was his lasty film and joghn wayne had to fginish up as he was dying making it who also did the 20s Noah's Ark\The Mad Genius\Doctor X\20,000 Years in Sing Sing\Captain Blood\The Walking Dead\The Charge of the Light Brigade\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Santa Fe Trail\Yankee Doodle Dandy\Casablanca\Mildred Pierce\Life with Father\White Christmas\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

It stars John Wayne from all these great films and once playting Genghis Khan and Bardelys the Magnificent\Noah's Ark\Blue Steel\Stagecoach\Angel and the Badman\Red River\Fort Apache\Rio Grande\The Quiet Man\Hondo\The Searchers\The Alamo\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\McLintock!\The Greatest Story Ever Told\The Green Berets\Chisum\Chisum\Star Wars ep 004, Stuart Whitman from The Day the Earth Stood Still\Seven Men from Now\Night of the Lepus, Ina Balin from The Greatest Story Ever Told, Nehemiah Persoff from On the Waterfront\The Greatest Story Ever Told\Little House on the Prairie, the evil Lee Marvin from Bad Day at Black Rock\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\The Dirty Dozen\Death Hunt, Michael Ansara from Julius Caesar\The Robe\The Ten Commandments\The Greatest Story Ever Told\60s Star Trek\Batman: The Animated Series\The New Batman Adventures\Batman Beyond, Bruce Cabot from King Kong\30z The Last of the Mohicans\Angel and the Badman\The Quiet American\McLintock!\Law of the Lawless\The Green Berets\Chisum\Big Jake, Joan O'Brien from The Alamo, John Waybne Jr Patrick Wayne from The Quiet Man\The Searchers\The Alamo\\McLintock!\The Green Berets\Big Jake, Richard Devon from The Seventh Sign, Jack Elam from The Twilight Zone 60z /Hannie Caulder\The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County\Support Your Local Sheriff!\The Night of the Grizzly\The Rare Breed, Henry Daniell from Marie Antoinette/The Great Dictator\Jane Eyre\The Body Snatcher\Captain Kidd\The Story of Mankind\From the Earth to the Moon, Edgar Buchanan from Abilene Town\The War of the Worlds\Shane\Destry\McLintock!\The Man from Button Willow, Guinn "Big Boy" Williams from the 20s Noah's Ark\da 30z A Star Is Born\Santa Fe Trail\The Alamo, Bob Steele from of mice and men\Showdown\McLintock!\Hang 'Em High, George J. Lewis fropm Casablanca\Shane\The First Texan\7 Faces of Dr. Lao\60s Batman, and a few from things ore samma never saW

si never saw this but its john wayne and hes bada55

so after then logo and the fox tune we get 1843 whrere 2 guys getr in a duel but not with yugioh cards but with pustols and 1 guy gets sent to h e double sovietb canada

but the guy he iced was the son of a judge and this geezer is gonna send him to the noose so he walks off and they dont go agfter him cuz they beta males

a note goes up for his wanting and they we get title and credits, also this is in color and really wide scrreen

the signal went out but theres a game casino boat on the river and this mexico chick dances with the wanted guy mr paul regret after gambling

she sez he saved her from boredom and talk out on the outside part of the ship and they go to his room for dinner and maybe b0ning

he knows shes up to something an sez he dont got much money and she has a lot

after talk of saying i love u means i desire you, he sees they can synchro an they forme a partnship like dr gero an dr myuu in gt

later john waybe comes in is room an handcuffs him then sez regret got a suit for 300$

hes in the Texas rangers and is here to bring him to Louisiana and new orleens

regret tries to buy him but he's too honest like a samurai and brings him out

regret wants to say bye to a girl and ohn waye lets him but her cabin is empty and he wants to find her

ohn waybe brings him to a town and has him ride a muel and brings bacon/beans

1st, bacon isn't kosher, 2nd, beans are gross

so they travel to a wasteland and make food but regret fins a gun and pulls it on him

ohn aybe slugs him out as hes gonna fire and gets back the derringer

regret is cuffed to a saddle to not escape and offers his word of honor not to escape but ohn waybe knows bettr

they go by a farm of cattle and he sez his woman bi it and they see he farm is burning

they find 2 guys upside down but no guts out and few bodies with a doll and he sez the girl's inside and he was at her Christening

after burying the bodies, regret nails him with a shovel and books it then later he wakes up in a rain with the screen tinted to look dark but is clearly day and sunny

he goes after on a muel and in the town guys razz him for it but he sez he likes it

a guy writes his da a letter on ohn ways events and ohn aybe hears of an attack by commanche

a guy sez they got guns but was wild rom beating a rangers jaw an slicing 2 with a bowie knife

he heard from a Yuma guy he'd get a good price for guns and didnt now they wee stolen rom a quartermaster like T R Edwards in Titan Robotech

ohn waybe is given the mission of going as the gun guy, ed McBain, and real McBain wants to read the bible as he's turning good

ohn waybe goes to a town in a trenchcoat and hat like vicnent price to a room held for him an its all expences paid

nowadays he'd rent a lot of weird p0rn0

he meets 2 chics, a blonde and a Mexican, and theres drinks for em but hey go and a slack jawed devolved guy wait its evil lee marvin comes in and chases em out

he wants the guns and finds not McBain burried em to keep em safe

not McBain sez he got more and lee offer 100 $ for each and is told the commanche pay 5x

lee wants to meet comanchroes and not McBain wants to go to make sure and they agree to have fun in town

lee has a blac khat an a scar rom Indians and is sensitive of it so he nearly scars a man with a broken beer bottle but not McBain stops him with a face fist and they rough round til not McBain wins

they ae gonna get the guns but join a poker game an he meets regret nd sez hes ed McBain to cover it

lee don't play well and does t too wild but claims its cheating and not McBain offers to stop but lee wants to win it bac

lee can't take it and pulls a gun so not mcbain wastes him nd comes out as a cop then brings in regret

they go to the wasteland and has regret dig out the guns and sez i he outed him hed have iced em both then has regret fill the hole up

you are my, indentured servant, my, property

he has regret ride infront of the wagon on the horses jacka55 and e sits in the cool wagon as he dont trust regret

at a stop regret nearly f's up he horses as ohn wayne stops him and theres a immy Olsen kid se regret has a shirt like his mom he never saw on a man

they're fighting commanches and ohn aybe makes regret carry a anvil to not get away

they talk with a chick gonna poop out a baby and its been 2 yeas since mrs not McBain bit it

commancheroeso commanche attac anthe Americans fight em off

i looked it up and Comancheros were guys who traded with commanche like items, food, or slaves

regret gets away on a horses a55 andjohn waye dont cap him as he needs the ammo for the red man

the immy Olsen kid gets a big a55 gun an blows out a commanche

regret returns and fights em of with em and he baddz are beat

1 guy got it and a guy is gonna move the settlers out from red attacs and settler guy wants to help regret or helping em

the baby was born and they are gonna name it after ohn waybe but he sez name him after regret who saved em

they go on and john waybe tells reret he swore an oath to bring him in and didm't cap him

they go to a paradise like farm  with a little girl calling him uncle and her moms a busty blonde

k so i missed it and reget bought in Texas rangers to save em

blonde sez her husband bit it in the Texas battle for indepandance and was near Sam Houston an they name the did after mrs not McBain

not mcain is malcontent over Sam getting em to fight and regret is into blonde wait its the mexian chic and its cuz of not McBain he aint with her

mnot McBain sez sorry and they go to see a judge to help regret

udge sez they'll lie of regret being in the Texas rangers as he's then sworn in recent but they say he was in it or a while

not mcain gets regret to volunteer for a thing w/o him knowing it a they go out in the burned out wastelands from probably some ancient attack

regret thinks they're alone now but not McBain knows indins are like ninja and some come by but are non violent

he gives em a cigar but no booze and tells reret you tell different Indians by looks like a gopher snake rom a rattlr

regret attacks the gopher snae but ohn waybe puts it in the shade as its their friend who eats rodents and sez after ur 1st rattlr you'll now

they go out in the wasteland and see 1 Indian then a swarm and use a feather stick to show whos side they are on like pirate flags in the high seas

high seas? like height? like the water above the firmament?

the feather stic gets em past the Indian swarm and both go to a group and give em rifles

they got 72 rifles w/o firing pins an oferrs to work with em but ae caught and hung by their arms on a wood frame thing

so they are in a dungeon later and shave then we seethis thing of a guy dragged by a rope on a horse

the commancheo leaders saythey came uninvited and will get executed for it as they gota stay secret

they see him as McBain and Mexican rom b4 likes and searched 4 regret and 1 leader wants to ice en

the main leader sez other lower leader who wants em iced is jealous of her liking regret

mecian remembers not mcban from the boat and high leader in a straw hat is in a wheelchair with stone wheels like The Flintstones

they make their own powder and have their own dark society that ends its dissenters like a guy hanging for stealing like in roman or samurai times

not McBain wants to jump guys for weapons when the back up arrives and take out this dark group

not McBain talks with mecixan over things and b4 she can talk to him of her real thing, chief ironshirt comes by with his men

she asks him if he's really McBain and he sez hes many names in his business and she sez she saw him with a Texas ranger star on the boat

he tells regret she knows hes a ranger and if she outs him, regret gets it too

at a party there, Mexican makes out with regret and high leader her dad or w/e comes in and invites em to dinner

oh and regret intended to get the duel guy in the arm but he moved

and lee is called crow like the guy who too over Yugioh 5Ds and 'd up the show with his cr-ppy 6th dragon and lee was partly scalped so is scar is from thar

so Mexican i think wants to run away with regret and they make out, a Frenchie an a Mexican total devolution

at dinner she sez she wants to leave with reret and dad leader otta leave to a better place as the cops know of it

he assumes its not McBain and not mncbain admits it and that the troops are commin

a guy reveals he iced the scouts and no help will come so not mcbain thows a drin in a guys ace and has regret beat him then not mcabin gets the other guard high leader calls

regret sez he and Mexican are going south and not mcanin sez they got indians to deal with

ohn wayne has crippled leader captive and sez he'd enjoy watching him hang

so this cart with ohn waibe and cripple leader go out at day but its tinted to look night and cripple leader attacks an alearts the guards so they floor it and ohn wayne shoots things that blow as they escape

the swarm of Indians chase em to action horn music and across the wasteland with towering things that were probably once buildings

the cover on the wagon catches fire and comes off dragging and ohn wayeb with Mexican and raegrt driving takes out chasing Indians like a video game

the wagon falls andflips and on waybe bada55edly gets up and the reinforcements come in

regret named paul like atrades in dune saves john waybe by capping the lower leader who wanted em iced

crippled leader bit it an mexiacn covers it with a cloth and gets a gun like go nagai manga

the Americans take out the red man and burn their base and stop their evil

now normans and Saxons can live together in peace

ohn waybe lets paul egret and msexicn go of on a new life and rides out back home into the wasteland

the end

that was good

nice action an western fun

good acting and writing ad action and story

goo twists and i didn't see how it would go

dspite the widescreen, its a cool film an has a positive feel of American action and heart

good honor and values and themes and ohn Waybe is many an cool as usual

glad I saw this one, its pretty well done

although the rangers lying to protect a guy seems a bit off

For The Comancheros 2 I want the pail egret and his woman to find a lost city in the desert and its been left empty, turns out, the people left as it was gonna be nuked by past tech in 1812 and by leavin it, it was spared. after noicing life signs there, the destroyers returned and they gotta use ancient tech to fight em. Also its a 128 bit game like Shadow The Hedgehog on Dreamcast GameCube, xbox and ps2 where you play as them and go around in speed armor to activate the defence system, hen at the en they launch he city o the sky and repopulate it through breeding.

Into The Blue Review

Note: I spell as clear as the gender of Blue in Violence Jack

Into The Blue

This is my review on Into The Blue from da distand future year of 2005 (When Transformers The Movie and some Robotech Comics happened)

Its directed by John Stockwell who did nothing I ever saw

It stars Paul Walker fro0m Tammy and the T-Rex\Pleasantville\Varsity Blues\The Skulls\Joy Ride\Highway to Heaven\Charles in Charge\Who's the Boss?\Touched by an Angel\Shark Week and nothing else I watched, openly malcontent Jessica Alba from Sin City\Fantastic Four\Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer\The Secret World of Alex Mack\Flipper\Chicago Hope\MADtv, Scott Caan from Enemy of the State\Varsity Blues\candy a55 Ocean's Eleven, Ashley Scott from A.I. Artificial Intelligence\ the 00s Walking Tall, Josh Brolin from The Goonies\Mimic\The Mod Squad 90s movie\2000 Hollow Man/No Country for Old Men/American Gangster\W.\Guardians of the Galaxy\Highway to Heaven\Mankind: The Story of All of Us, James Frain from the 00s The Count of Monte Cristo\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\Gotham\Star Trek: Discovery\the 2019 The Twilight Zone, Tyson Beckford from Zoolander, and a few guys not on back door soy boy beta male, frooty booty, candy a55 sodom bottom cripple nipples wikipedia

I never saw this b4 but my fat bimbo gf likes it and is gay for paul walker

after logos we see a plane over the sea in a storm and a blac guy busted around from it moing

it goes down and we get opeinin credits to sea footage then title

then a fat guy taught scuba by pauil walker to music and more creidts

this is 00s colored and very widescreen

they go up and paul shoves a guy hassling him in the sea

then alba in a sea park teaching people of ocean cr-p

later albas cooking red slop, probably poors and wair its paul cooking chili

he makes it when sometings wrong lke his ex gf being there

this time cuz he go fired and alba is his woman and is romantic with him as the dog watches em make out and want to b0ne

a guy with shades drives his boat by as he hunts or cr-p in the sea an offers him work

paul sez no and is told it took shades 10 years to in his 1st treasure

paul dives and whines he dont wanna work or shades making shades rich an getting crumbs then a 90s song plays

an alex winter looking guy coms by and rough house with paul as theyre buddies and comes onto alba

not al has a blonder woman whog et along with alba

not al gets em jetskiis and wait its a boat and wait its both and they drive around in the sea and sun then scuba undr the sea an over the rainbow with alba in a bikini

they go in undersea caves with air pockerts and pauls watch falls off

sharks come and not al wigs out and  tats racist against saharks

paul gets a snorkel and mask and flipper and goes udner to get his watch

is this like all dogs go to heaven with charlies watch?

he finds a dark rock a brings it up and sez its like in a ship or something as a ballist thing

alba sez these sharks are non aggressive an its tiger sharks you gotta worry of

like furrys?

they go under and check the sea floor and bring up cr-p and paul finds an exotic dagger made of gold

pul finds a plane in the sea as koji can swim in the sky, he can fly beneath the sea, in is robot man, mazinger z

they check it out and find bodies and in boxes they cut open is cocainum

theres a huge load of blow in the back and not al wants to use it to get rich

not al took a box of blow an alba wants to throw it back but not al stops him

paul cuts it open as winner dont use drugs and jumps it in the sea to poison the fish

later they're in the pool a night an wanna go back to look for more

to file a claim they gotta identify the wreck and say where it came from

i never saw this but i'm guessing not alex and his bimbo will go bad an get it a paul has to face him in a death match

not al sez they identitfy it and call the cops and alba sez it might be spread across the ovean and will use not als money for it

paul sez they could spend the rest of life looking for another win and alba sez ok but they call the cops an tell no one

they go shoppin for a boat with sonar and magnets and tech for 30 000 $

not al sez this guy he saved from a legal thing wont loan him and he made bad loans and is outta dough

so they go scuba and 1 guy goes in the plane

paul runs low on air and comes up an finds 1 girl didn't come so he goes back with an extra tank

he finds her in an airpocket in the plane and i think its blonde and she sez she didn't take anything

they use a thing to desalt the silver and find they got a Spanish gun

1 line sez sic semper tyrannis like the American Hero John Wilkes Booth

it was from a boat of nutty over the top bada55es an this Frenchie on it tried to escape during the war and went to soviet france with a daughter of a guy but sun his ship to escape detection

they figger they can have a lot of money and when they go bac paul has blonde stay up as lookout

the divers use a fan to blow sand away an balloon things to rise a cannon

as blonde sunbathes w/o a bikini top some guys come and they're black guys as this is how p0rn0es start

they are cops and ask for what shes doing and search the vessel

pauls cannon falls and crushes not al's arm and hes low on air so he gets air from paul

they find prescription drugs from someone and the air runs out so they use the air in the balloons to keep alive

paul lifts the cannon and they go up and black cop recognizes paul and he sez he got lazy for a diver down flag

cops go and they we have a party rave thing where not al is gonna cut out blonde and he gets 50%

after lusty dancing like the remake of footloose this black guy sez he didn't tell where paul was or who he with as he didn't know but i think someones after em

not al sees his blone talking to a big black guy like android 18 and gets whiny then devolves into a fist fight with not al throwing the 1st punch

his arm damaged by the cannon snaps and dangles on flesh

jk really after the scuffle paul sez thats not who u wanna fight

later at this place by rocks this black guy and i think a Mexico attack paul and not al and they fight em off an the baddies leave

they leave a hat an its got a logo

then we see shades with pipes on his boat for blasting sand away and showing kids his cr-p

paul confronts him after and he sez its a suvineer he sold

paul sez have ur boys leave me and shades sez paul boarded his boat w/o consent and guys get shot for it

in the heat of the night: there was a time i couldn've had you shot

not al needs money and wants to use the drugs but is only 5 years max 1st time offense and it too longer to get through law school

plus they got millions in blow right by em as they hunt for a civil war boat

plus he works with drug dearler and it not needing the smartiest

paul thinks of it with alba in undies and a tank top then they make out

at night not al and blonde go to e plane and theres i think a tiger shark there in attack mode

the its day and blonde goes to the big black guy as not al is in the car acting tough

paul with his black friend is on his cr-ppy boat and black friend goes but paul gets a call and goes to this boat with a brit and black guys an al gave em the drugs

turns out its brits blow and not al tried to sell it back to him

brit pulls a gun on paul and sez hes gotta get back the drugs for him

paul sez they dont got the equipment and its gonna cost 30 000 so brit gives em some and sez u got 12 hours

on the beach paul beats on not al which is anti sem et ic but they go back and alba wants out as paul went from not workin for shades to drug slave

at night they use tech to blast the sea floor an a guy is blown into it

they search and find the civil war boat name and wreck

they do de plane and theres a maybe tiger shark in attack mode that i think gets blonde

they bring up the blow and help blonde then paul cutz the drugs loose to get her to help

in the hospital i think blonde bit it and  get the token sad moment all movies gotta have to make us feel sad around 75% in

alba blames not al who wants to go back to get the drug and he only new her for 5 days and only cares of the drugs

oaul get a call and its brit asking of the drugs of when he sez no, the black guy who wanted blonde comes for em and they drive of

they hit a fat mexicans car and escape but paul gets out and sends alba and not al to escape

alba goes to the cops as she shoulve ne in the 1st place and not al books it

then we see paul in jeans and no shirt with manly muscles for the girls to lust after and getting the treasure he found to bribe the black guys to say he didnt find em

dont trust these guys! theyre killers and purvoes!

paul and homies return and i think this is by soviet Hawaii where cocaine Hussein claims to be from

black guy looks around and is taken outby a silencred gunshot which is not how that works

paul goes own and finds him then finds brit and his woman iced and shades is there

paul books it and umps in the sea as the homies open fire on him but in real life after 3 feet of water, bulets are useless

paul swims in jeans and a t shirt and a boat looks for him but hes on the sea floor

is this goku vs freeza?

he clings to the speed boat with is bare hands somehow and it goes fast but they find a wrapper and dont find him

he unlinks an the boat goes off and shade meets with alba as sent by black cop

paul gets to not al and sez shades worked with brit and brit tried to cut him out and has iced him

he calls alba and gets shades who sez he wants the cordinates and paul seZ meet me at this place

paul is gonna ice not al as she should but breaks a chair who was innocent

i think black cop works for hads and gets a bullet through the head like the clLn TLns enemies

finally seeing he f'd up not al sees a way and shades dont know hes here

time to atone through bushido code of seppuku

paul comes to shades and sees alba tied to the floor and probably b0ned a lot

he sez they found the zephyr and shades dont buy it

they talk at the point of the plane and pul sez with all his tech shades couldn't find his own plane

alba get free and drags dead black guy around

paul jumps in the sea to destroy the rest of his blow and eventually divers go in with harpoon guns

alba chops up the dead black guy like a tarentino movie and busts the boat from inside like star convoy in star giant with the battlestars

in the plane paul lurks like a ninja and i think shades finds the boat the zephyr

a black guy on a boat harpoons a guy with a gun in the leg and drags him with the cable as it drives off

paul sneak attakcs a guy underwater and alba run roman ethnic guy but not as ethnic as her and clamps his fingers in the door and locks it

paul fights guys as alba radioes or help but ethnic guy break the window and opens the door and she runs

paul harpoons a guys face and a shark gets someone and not al is there

ethnic guy has an axe an alba sneak attacks him then gets him with a hook thing as he swings his axe at her

paul fights shades in the plane with a knife an alba bets the ethnic guys parts and bends his broken finger like in shootfighter tekken and they both go in the sea

a shark gets ethnic guy and paul has a draw where he and shades make and load weapons

shades uses a harpoon gun and paul mcguyvers a scuba tank as a rocket and it hits something n the plane blows somehow

not sure thats how it works but its cool

wont the shockwaves of sound go through water an f em up?

42 days later they are back an get the zephyr and not al is with em an they try bringing up the cannon but it falls

paul sez lets return tomorrow as i got all i need here

and in the ship is gol d bars that was revealed by the cannon fell

not al jumps in an gets it and celebrates

then tet saying these 6 bllion $ of treasure in the sea to be found

then credits to island music

the end

that want so bad

i remember the robot chicken thing actin like it would b a big deal as a joke and i think it fits

its a nice lite actiony movie with guys for girls an girls for guys to like

its pretty early 00s and has good underwater filming

i dont like the sea but this didn't creep me out with the boundless abyss going on forever into the background

the music and filming is good despite being widescreen and the acting is nice

its not bad, more of a regular early 00s late 90s fi

For Into The Blue 2 I want it to be them finding some ancient tech on a dive and the gov ties to get it to cover up the truth of past civilizations being more advanced than we are told. They gotta use the tech to fight em and show it to the world at a sports thing to broadcast to the world. Also its a 128 bit action game like Zelda on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, box and ps2 where you play as 1 of em in a power armor and unlock other parts in undersea temples to get more abilities an fight ancient constructs that guard em.

The Song Of The Shirt Review

Note: i spell bsd bu its ood inda bad

The Song Of The Shirt

This is my review on The Song Of The Shirt from the distant future year to Bible Guys of 1908(90 years befoe yhe global civil war in Robotech)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour

It satar Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/-The Fatal Hour, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/The Black Viper/Where The Breakers Roar, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma, Mack Sennett from a lot and Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement.

I never saw this but I like Griffith

after a title card we see a woman by a younger female in bed but not b0ning

i think shes almost dead like the soviets got er

older woman walks around talking and seeming b--chy then gets on a blanket for her shoulders and kisses the probably dead chick and leaves

in a room these 4 guys chat and 1 is at a desk with a microphone and 1 guy leaves

older lady goes out by acme waist somethin hands sign place and in a room of what looks like pizza boxes and no monkey poxes an a guy doing clothes or soething

a guy in a hat comes in and she begs him but he's busy and another guys sends her out

1 guy gives a note to the microphone guy and he leaves

sick chick with no d=== or pr=ck is spazzing out for a bit

lady goes in the pizza boxes probably used for other things but not secks items and  begs guys for help but they dont give a rats a55

1 guy wraps up a thing and gives it to her and she leaves thankfully

in a restaurant the microphone guy has dinner with a broad and has champaign which is bad and alcohol is as bad as smokes or sodomy

in her home the lady uses a sewing machine to work on the cr-p the guy gave her as her daughter i think struggles to live

mom tends to her and goes back to sewing that cloth like Shiryu in  Saint Seiya offering his Blood to fix his n seiyas bronze clothes

or magical energy in the dic dub

the pizza box place has a guy go to see lady and finds the shirts s-ck so he takes em back and goes

he left 1 and se goes to the microphone guy begging him but is sent out

the 1st microphone guy is with broas at a restaurant where 1 dances then smooches him

in he real version they were b0ning

they dance an drink and then we see other guys at the resairant having wine or blood and meat

mom comes home and her kid spazzes out and i think bites it

dont worry, shes gonna be ok, theres a hospital planet near by, she's one into a coma, i can see her parachutes

the end

that was petty solid

pretty juxataposed look at rich and poors

shows how some are happy and free and others rot and die

some might see it as bashing the successful for not doing anything about the poors

or blaming them for the poors biting it

but who sez the winners gotta throw away their wins for losers?

not blaming the poors, but the rich got their money, they don't owe the poors

if they wanted to they could give it, but you don't want enforced compliance

that makes the ruch angry their earning are stolen and given to those who didn't ear it

like if mario sold 2 million units and they gave half of that to awesome possum kicks dr machinoes butt as no one liked it

if you take from them with out consent, or woc, thats stealing

and if you make rules saying, you gotta do this, its like pulling a knife and saying, you gota pay

still its well made and tells the story clear without intertitles

plus we Know Griffith isn't a commie as seen in Orphan Of The Storm

I see it more as asking for help instead of making someone help

like saying "can i have a ride" to car jacking someone

For The Song Of The Shirt 2 I want her to blame anyone she asked for help for her daughter going to h e double soviet England and gives up on life to go out with a blade and cut dem down. And the cops are trying to stop her as she goes through her list , by finding clues to who this is and why. Also its an 8 bit point and click text adventure on nes, game boy master system, game gear, tg16, arati lynx and 7800 where you are he head dick trying to fin clues and go around to find the bad guy and ends in a boss battle with her using dice of your gun and billy club vs her blade.

The Fatal Hour Review

Note: I spell bad and my yboard is fd bt i do try to fix the worst of it

The Fatal Hour

This is my review on The Fatal Hour from the ditant future yar toNepoleon of 1908(130 years efore the 3rd robotech war)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar

It stars George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar. Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar, Albany origin and steamed hams fan Florence Auer from The North Star/Madame Bovary 1949, Charles Gorman from Under Burning Skies/The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/Father Gets In The Game, The director D. W. Griffith, Posible ancestor of Robotech' Anatole: Marion Leonard from The Gibson Goddess, Jeanie MacPherson from mostly writing films, Anthony O'Sullivan from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/A Calamitous Elopement and Mack Sennett from too much to say.

I never saw this but its by Griffith and on youtube found a video of it looing rough but its the best i could get at he time

after title, kinda, its like on a workprint or something, we see a cart with 2 White horses racing by a woody area

this maruta lets the White Man out and the kart driven by another possible Maruta goes on

he walks off and we see a female in a hat and dress waling by this view of the sea on a higher place that was probably a building before the Little Season Of Deception wiped it out

the guy from the cart i thin wals after her and she walks on big stone rocs that were probably a building before the destruction

plus the wall of the roc thing looks kinda square

he meets her and they go back as the White horse cat returns

the maruta captures her and drives away and main guy falls to the round overacting like Power Rangers

Then outta nowhere, 2 cops come and run off as a White Shirt woman in a big White hat comes by and a guy looking like this guy who's woman ot caught but bigger

they all go off in a few directions and we see some ids looking like Huc Finn and Tom Sawyer then bigger guy and big hat lady go by with hat lady following him out of sight

A maruta comes by and pays bigger hat guy then books it asbigger guy has a smoke and hat lady flirts with him then they walk off

they go to  restaurant and shes in a black dress and bigger guy argues with waiter as bigger guy smokes

she slips something in his drink like cardi b and he gets kinda blacked out

she checks his pockets and gets a note then uses the phone on the wall as waiter waes bigger guy up

bigger guy hassles her and when waiter comes in he slugs waiter out and runs and she follows

in tis slummy house the maruta bring in the caught White Women to probably b0ne like with Soviets and frenchies in their revlutions

1 maruta leaves but a woman gets out and getscaught by him and another maruta in the house and a 3rd

bigger guy comms by all spazzed out and White Hat Woman with copscome after him

he gets in and the maruta hide under the house an he cops save the girls and go

then 2 maruta come out from under the house like raccoons and grab the White Hat woman

wait 1 i think is bigger guy and they get her to a room with i thin bun beds for double b0ning

maruta does stuff with this clock and a gun in it goes off and they tie het to the bedpost so she'd be cape in 20 mins

maruta kisses her with its foul gain lips that probably ate kids and leaves

in town a trolly comes by and the cops catc bigger guynd mauta who spazz out and are taen away

the cops use the horses 2 White to race to save the chic le Birth Of A Nation with the Heroes racing to save the girl

HuRry Up GoKu Time Is RunNing Out!

as its almost hit 12, 2 guys come in and free her then duc as the gun goes off

the end

that was pretty good

nice action, good story, nice prototype for later works

it did some things the hayes code won't allow like maruta taking women as White Slaves but does it well

the version i saw didn't have intertitles but i got the gist of the story

good filming locations showing what was once there

the trolly coming in was a cool effect

its a solid film

also i hear the hat lady was a female cop

for The Fatal Hour 2 I want her to take on a maruta gang trying to get women and this time, she's ready for em as she's been working out and is now a female body builder like in a Go Nagai Manga and bats em out with any items she finds around. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, T16, Atari Jaguar, and GBA where you play a her and player 2 is a male cop and you bet through maruta an guys working with the boxer rebellion to make contact with daemons and get powers from em and devolve into maruta yokai.

Where East Is East Review

Note: I spell east big dipper light fight

Where East Is East

This is my review on Where East Is East from the istant future year to Oda Nobunaga of 1929(The year o he 2nd Robotech War)

Its directed by Tod Browning who did The Wicked Darling/Outside the Law 1920/White Tiger/The Unholy Three 1925/The Show 1927/The Unknown 1927/West of Zanzibar 1928/Dracula 1931/Freaks/Mark of the Vampire/The Devil-Doll/The Blackbird

It sars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Monster/Mockery/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\The False Faces/He Who Gets Slapped/The Blackbird, Lupe Velez from nothin i saw, animal supremacist Estelle Taylor from The Southerner, Lloyd Hughes from The Sea Hawk 1924/The Lost World 1925/The Mysterious Island 1929/Moby Dick 1930, Willie Fung from The Iron Horse/The Hatchet Man/Red Dust/The Mask of Fu Manchu/1937 Lost Horizon/The Blackburd, demon worhipper Duke Kahanamoku from nothin I've seen, Richard Neill from nothing I've seen, and a buncha guya not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, gender offender, wiener cleaner, beta male, banana crammer, Creator hater, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, hippe vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, qyeer as a deer with a steer in its rear wiipedia wo says robyn hood ONLY got low ratings from people giving bad riviews cuz of its gayness ad color, not cuz the show rtotally s-cked.

i never saw this b4 but its one of Lon Caney's final films and his final with Tod Browning

they usually do things well so imma watch this

after title and creits to music we see text saying its in Laos by siam meets indo china

a real tiger goes around and its not cg or a furry

lon chaney is in a tree looing ugly and has his gaijin drop a net on it as it spazzes out and lon pulls a rope up so it dont get the eer or w/e in a cage

title card sez its by viet nam in the Mekong under soviet French rule

thres a building nd stayue of buddha thats pointe out to body by this exotic woman who wants her a comming bac from the jungle to like him

they are a couple and he wants to marry her and ses toyo and they smooch

in the real verson they were b0ning

theres audio of yells and chatter as we see a town and for the 20s, this was big

a guy sez the master returne from ungle and for Toyo to meet him

good music and an exotic imperial Asian feel

lon returns on an elephant and toyos his dauhtr and clims on saying she'd getta present for biddga for him returnin safe

the elephants head looks like a butt

toyo has bf not come out and lon/her o on to the home whee she gets the slaves or w/e to greet lon

she brings him to the yard and tickles him and he goes cat like as the birds in cages wig out

shes flailing he arms and bf thinks its a signal and lon asks whats up but she sits on his lap and asks her whats the secret

he sez she fell in loveand scar face lon chaney seems shoceked but looks concerned and loving

he was a great actor, a true master

he wants her to be happy but is worried and she sez the bf is nice like him

bf calle bobby i think comes in and shakes lons hand and gives a letter saying he's ned bailey's kid wo he sells circus animals to

lon dont like ned but ne comes in wait i thin its a priest

lon cats with him and toyo brings bf off

they wach a play and a maruta chic has interest in him but toyo his something and flips her chair

se sez something in i think Kanji and smacks her so maruta backs off after bf returns

priest i think sez lon dont need to have his life f up- toyos

lon is sore from years ago and dont want toyo to suffer

days later toyos happy with bf but lon worrys

toyo feeds birds and a tiger comes for er so bf gets a chair

lon umps down and gets the chair and gets it bac in the cage

its done with a split screen but is well done

lon shaes bf's hand and later bf has to deliver the tigers to his dad in soviet Singapore

he maes out with yoyo as lon gets em and has him go to the boat an he goes with him

on the boat done with  screen behin em playin film on it a maruta speaks in what looks like Kanji and this foreign chic helps him then reveals he spea enlist

she wants to tal English with him and he sez the country gets under his sin and is told its the way of the east

later they get to a place to deliver the tigers and he sez hes going to formoa an se sez shes going tere too

lon has a smoke and is introduced to madame e sylva who he seems to now and wals off to dramatic music

he sez sorry for lon and sez hes marrying her daughter

she wants to now more of his woman and a gaijin chic dressed like a caveman babe sez White Boy is like Sheep with Tiger

bf is interested in de sylva an likes her exotic eyes

later its night an they're the last 2 up with him saying its like a kipling poem

she sez her east is his east and i thin that code for armpit stuff

they mae out as caveman chic watches ut he sez he don't kno why he did that but sorry

he sez go and tells caveman chic to not come to her capbin

she oes to a room and lons there both saying they both re the same a b4

he wans her to not seduce his daughters bf  an uses heathan trics on men

she likes bf and probably uses blac magic and secks craft

bf comes outside the or and lon sez end it wile i;m here and hides behind the door in the shadow as bf comes in

he closes the door but dont see lon behind him and sez he sees stars in her eyes

she asks if its only hers and he maes out with her but lon reveals himself and things devolve to him slugging bf out then saying its more than fear of the law that keeps him from ending her

he carrys bf back and ten we see bf and lon in the ungle with tigers and a campfire

bfs worried as lon took em off the boat to the jungle but lon'd rather have a tiger get him than de sylva

bf thinks lon fears her and he admits it that he didn';t want to, deylcas toyo mom who ran off when she was a baby

bf is shoced he was with an older mature version of his gf and sez toyo must never know

de sylva hears from caveman girl the guys left and later some guys come by lon

bf has a guy get a letter to his dad ells long he's sailin bac with lon

a chic i tin one of the slaves prays to a graven iol for the ancesors to protect the house from evil in it

lon/bf retrn andtoyo dandes in a cape and dress then playfully reets lon then bf and brings in de sylvia  who sez cant be away from her ids wedding

lon wants her out and shes probably got plague from all the men she b0ned

toyo dont like lon not liking de sylvawhos checking out bfs a55

toyo sez de sylva cred each niht and missed em but i think thats a crock of sh-t

she acts like she wants to forgive and be happy bt as a demo worshipper she is probably lying

lon has toyo leave and tells e sylva shes full of IT and otta go

se gets b--chy and sez if she goes she might ring the bf

lon sez toyo eing happy is all he lived for and she better not f it up

there a sasquatch or gorilla rangho who remembers her as she hurt him and i think b0ned it

is this gonna be like The Unholy Three?

ait, that sound like man, woman an ape will do things

bf hus toyo an caveman chic sez de sylva wont gibe up the White Boy

lon, called tiger but nit a furry, invites his neihbors cuz totos getting marrie

some anna see her mom as they hear shes hot

she comes down and commands the ape wit ha movements like sign labguage mages

toyo sez shes pretty nd is dressed is toyos outfit from b4

they eat wit chopstcs and some with knifes and forks ad otos crushing on bf like a school girl as mom looks at em

after differ she sez to mom bf blushe when she kissed him/u c mom?

mom sez she likes him and kisses both toto and bf who toyo sez his eyes loo funny

se teases he bluses cuz mom kissed him anddits le The Room wit him almos finding out with his How Is Your Secks Life comment

later bf stays away from toyo and she talks to priest

hes in a restaurant and wigging out thinking of 2 women

this is a lot like Flesh And The Devil wit Greta Garbo

cavemn woman tells lon she brings another message to boy from mom

bf asks why lon wont mae her go and is told ne nows when she goes shes bringing bf

she seduces him and they smooch and probably b0ne and theres things in the bible of being wih your womans mom

but svu dont care, that drunk teens mom b0ned the guy she liked

toyo has pret lesve as she dont want lon to now shes unhappy and walks by faking cheer and smoking

he chases her and they do the tiger thing but shes covering hr eyes and eventually crys admitting shes sad

mom wants to go to saigon then candy a55 paris to b0ne tonight

at the boat bf has te captain wait a few mins and lon hears the boat horn as mo comes in his place

he sez the boats one with bf and when bfs safe with his dad, shes out an wont tell toyo who she came

she pulls a gun andfight him over it but he overpowers herand ets it from her

mom b--ches out and ont are what toyo nor lon thin and is getting what she wants

lon nearly pistol whips her but toyo stoops em after listeningin for a bit

lon ept her evil from toyo for years but no shes gonna tell toyo-

tyo breas down laughing at lon carrys her to bed as sh spazzes out over how her mom and bf were b0ning

then its day ad bf returns so too sez she wants him to be happy as shes pure and ind unlike he wh-re mother

like a woderful flower growing out of a pile of fecal matter

they inda reconcile and lon sees mom coming out

he asks to e orgiven and they kiss as lon sneas around

mom sez she was waitin for him and goes to her room to have him b0ne

this is like jerry springer

lon has enuf of hr and releases the ape, and not j-rkin off but the sasquatch

bf an toyo leave and he resists temptation like you should

the ape comes in her room and0nes her dead offscreen as she dies screaming

lon sez et toto out the gorillas loose an runs in

then we see lon in bed after an aping and toy marries bf whos not a virin and maybe butt viein

they go off on a honeymoon as lon seems to be dying saying he'd be with em alwaysan she don't now

priest does the sign of the Cross and the couple goes off on a new adventure

the end

that was quite good

her freeing her bf from an older womas spell is like Sailor Moon wit Darien and queen beryl

good acting and writing an a nice love story with heart

lon is great as always and the bf is well done

the daughter toyo has an innocence and life to her thats nice

and the mom is good at being a seductress

its only like an hour long an a solid 20s film

Todd an Lon did it again

and lons not the bad guy for once

good swirc up

For Where East Is East 2 I want lon to be rebuilt wtith niola teslas tech to prove edison can't cut it but the ech goes wron fro it being based on ancient tech and he devolves into a Kangaroo yokai and needs his daughter to return him to his senses wit love. Also its a 128 bit Zelda like game on Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and p2 where you are the daughter and track him across ancient temples to get to him and save him wit a friendship speech