The Virgin Of Stamboul Review

 Note: Spell good like a virgin

The Virgin Of Stamboul

This is my review on The Virgin Of Stamboul from the istant future year to emon worshipper john jay of 1920(100 years before Transformers Super God Masterorce)

Its directed by Tod Browning who did The Wicked Darling/Outside the Law 1920/White Tiger/The Unholy Three 1925/The Show 1927/The Unknown 1927/West of Zanzibar 1928/Dracula 1931/Freaks/Mark of the Vampire/The Devil-Doll/The Blackbird/Where East Is East

It stars Priscilla Dean FROM tHE wICKED dARLING/White Tiger, Wheeler Oakman(Which sounds like a p0rn0)from The Crisis 1916/Outside the Law 1920, openly evil Wallace beerey who ended his kid from The Last of the Mohicans 1920/The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 1921/White Tiger 1923/The Sea Hawk 1924/The Lost World 1925/The Champ 1931/Treasure Island 1934, E. Alyn Warren from Outside the Law 1920/The Unholy Three 1925/The Trail of '98/Son of the Gods/Abraham Lincoln 1930/The Hatchet Man/The Mask of Fu Manchu 1932/The Devil-Doll/Gone with the Wind, Nigel De Brulier from Intolerance 1916/The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 1921/The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1923/Ben-Hur 1925/Don Juan 1926/Wings 1927/Noah's Ark 1928/Moby Dick 1930/Rasputin and the Empress 1932/The Three Musketeers 1935/A Tale of Two Cities 1935/San Francisco 1936/Mary of Scotland 1936/Marie Antoinette 1938/The Man in the Iron Mask 1939, Edmund Burns from  The Birth of a Nation, Eugenie Forde rom nothing I saw and some guys not on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, b0ner smoker, Creator hater, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, candy a55 Wikipedia who never questions the real lies.

I never saw this b4 but I like cr-p by Tod Browning

after title and credits we hear its in stamboul by Constantinople

they worship their god and the poors by the gate want alms

only men go in their temple as their god sez women don't got souls (well, if its French women...)

in the side areas theres no 10 Commandments and the best is like the worst

Remember when the courts said its ok to have The 10 Commandments up and the demon lovers whined?

THEY must love murder, stealing and adultry. plus worshipping pagan gods and lying.

Sounds like sinead o connor

sari is a beggar and unveiled virgin who tryys buying bread but the owner sleeps so she takes it

imagine if she was sleeping and a guy starts b0ning her cuz he didn't wanna wake her nor ask for consent

that was in SVU. This guy found a girl on a bench, then cut to cops taking him away saying "I'd not have done thar if I knew she was alive"

she wastes the food on puppys which their god sez are bad as a broken clock is right 2 a day

in the desert is the black horse brigade lead by an American who sailed the seas

his aide captain kassan is put in charge til they meet in stamboul

in the desert is a village lead by hamid who's not chinese like in beavis and butthead

hamid an his caravan are heading to stabboul to his harem

in the bazaar of yusei i mean yusef bey a guy sold a britmo an amernian rug made in soviet new jersey

outsourcing

1 guy is hector baron whos not careful and caught a hot turk chick from the shiek hamids harem

but she's been b0ned by other guys!

good thing THEY didn't make AIDS yet

Sari comes by begging but a guy dont wanna give so she sees his coffee has bugs like a 3rd world slum kid add

she gets a cloth this guy is holding and puts it to another guy then has yusef gives her a stick to eat

She talks to the Americans and 1 feels her arm but she pulls his arm off hers and tells him off

1 guy waves to i think a harem girl dressed like an ancient like in Babylon who sez the American is here so make sure we're alone

guys come and she sez go or hamid'll get cha so they go

she goes up to an American im not sure which 1 and they make out

in the real version they were b0ning

sari has birds come off the roof to her and has em eat outa her mouth or make out with her as a guy i think the American main guy comes by

hamid comes and the door is locked so he comes in and her us bf books it but hamid sees the cigarette and grills her in it

she trys smoking it and he knows if he opens the door to the us bf he'd have to end him

he sez she used the smoke/ey to make him jealous and for his doubt he'd atone y getting her a gift

he goes out and she lets us bf out of the closet

hamim watches as harem chick sez she can't go as women are forbidden from their gods temple  but he wont go til she promises and i se loves him she'd come

they go as hamid watches and i think main guy sez one day he'd bring sari to America

yeah cuz a place that don't like Italianoes is gonna be ok with a turk

1 guy sez he wants to take a woman to their gods temple to tach her to pray but is told women aint allowed in there

sari hears and i think main guy wants to teach her himself

sari hears and goes off and steals and is this Aladdin?

she gets a coak and covers herself and goes in a place with checkrboard floors like demon worshippers have

she sees hamid pulls a knife and ice a White guy but sari yells, hamid sees and goes back

hamid gives his harem chick a knife with her butt buddys blood, hector baron

she throws it into a wood thing and he sez you tell anyone ur next

a guy comes by this guy in a fez like the demon worshippers and devolved kids who sez a guy was iced in their temple by a woman

main guy sees an item and recognizes it as coins the sari dropped and theres no other clue

he wanted to learn the truth and asks yusef then goes to sari's place to tell her what happened but she sez its the shiek who did it and can't tell as women who go in there get executed

like maruta going in the emperors city

she sez she went there to learn to pray as an Englishman said her soul was vile 

they pray w/o title cards and I think she's gonna get a new god

she trys coffee by pouring it in the coaster and drinking from it

a colored guy sez she'd do well in a harem but she lols and mouths of to him an leaves

she sees a veiled chick with an American who comes by her and sez he loves him

they have a catfight over a guy like degrassi or springer and a guy comes by so she lets the veiled chick go

i thin its main guy and he gives her a flower the leaves

she b--ches out and rips up the innocent lower

in the sultana cafe like macs cafe in art of fighting on snes which is a bar in the real version, is europeany dancing like slavs or w/e on a stage

saru goes up and dances as hamid watches wanting her for his harem

he tells a guy to give 1000 money to her mom and wants to marry her

sari leaves as main American goes after her to talk and walks her home as a guy working for hamid follows

American hero sez tomorrow he returns to the  desert but wants to marry her when he gets back

text sez their kind have cr-ppy love and engagements and she cant look at her future husbands face  until the weeding

later she pays a guy who goes and wait i think thats someone else, and i think she was paid

is that sarui's mom?

so its a feast day shes gonna be married and hamid gives her fine fabric which she dont want

mom i think puts em on her but he seems bummed and mom hugs her

she prays and text sez if their god willed it, they'd go with it

sari sees her wedding day as the end and yusef deals with i think the mom and sells her cr-p

yusef i think bickers with a guy and a White guy i think the main guy is there but yusef sez its too late and he's her life  and she comes there to cry every day

main guy is bummed  but yusef sez its a marriage by proxy and the shieks proxy likes money

he talks to i think shieks slave and wants him to be his proxy

sari is in some Babylon like outfit and a buncha gaijin come in with the minion showing a guy a note

they go the wedding ritual and  a beardo signs this thing as does a guy in White like The Moonlight Knight in Sailor Moon

a guy sez tell ur master to flee as hes betrayed

hamid or ham like in the bible comes in and sari is looking down

she dont want that THIMG b0ning her

he tries but she shoves it off and rips off her robes to the main dress

main guy coms in saying hes here for his wife and shows the paper

hamid is gonna pull something but main guy grab it and they fight

a guy sez resha betrayed him, is that like Rasetsu in Getter Robo Go?

the caravan needs hamids command so he grabs sari and flees wi9th her as i think main guy is held by gaijin

he chases and fights the guys as hamid escapes with the chick

in this village like Kul Elna in Yugioh, a masked hero garrots a guy and sneaks around

he escapes on a horse as a guard fires

guy are sent after him in a mad max chase

the guy ets to stamboul and a he  ells a cop, a guy camel jacks him so the cop cap the theif

yusef i think talks to the fez guy and oe guys go to a camp an get this army of horsemen to ride in

by an oasis a sentry waits or an enemy attack and rides out seeing em coming

i think its hamid ruling the town as the horsemen attack 

the gate can only be opened from the insde

hamid sees i think main guy in there ad pulls a gun that don't work

they fight as the battle goes on outside and guys climb on each other to form a tower like babal to get over the wall

they cap the guy trying to get over so i think sari wants to o over and fake being dead

wait the masked hero is her andi guess she gor out

she ets over as the 2 guy wanting er fight for a knife, a phaIIic image o men asserting dominance like animals battling over a mate

sari caps a guy an main guy gets beat on fighting hamid guy goes after him,

they have a monkey knife fight as sari beats on guys and busts heads on stone walls

Sari goes up seeing he ceiling crumbling and backs down scared as hamid cut up comes down with a knife

its like Europe after gaijin

he dies and blood stained American hero comes don and they kiss

the end

hat was pretty cool

nice romance and action

good drama

not too long

didn't expect a battle scene from todd browning but he did it well

a lot of refs to his dark roup that rles from te shadwos

good twist

they kinda dropped the chick who's butt buddy he iced but it makes sence as she didn't wanna risk getting chopped up

i figured there' be a final battle between the 2 love interests

the chick was spunky like a 90s girl and had toughness and chutzpa

the guys were har to tell apart plus the film quality was cr-ppy but i got the gist of it

also its tough to get whats going on rom the title card wor choices

but its a solid film and todd did a nice one here

For The Virgin Of Stamboul 2 I want them to come to America and she's amazed that women can show hair and be outside unaccompanied and buy things but see feminists whining they want more, and she tries to explain its already great, so the feminists go after her being a "traitor" and she beats em down as she's tough from hard living in the desert. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba were 1 player is the sari and the other is the husband and they beat on feminists and beta males wanting to take over,

The Impossible Voyage Review

Note: I spell impossible

The Impossible Voyage

This is my review on The Impossible Voyage from the distant future year to John Wilkes Booth of 1904(80 years before G1 Transformers)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations

Its based on the jules Verne play Journey Through the Impossible an base on his Extraordinary Voyages series like Master Of The World and From The Earth To The Mon

despite his disability of being french, verne did good storys and probably told more truth than THEY want us to know

i never saw this but i hear its like A Trip To The Moon which was pretty good

after title we see elites with bad face hair spazzing out in a fancy room an having dinner

1 beardo shows a big unrolled thing of i think wanting to make a vehicle to somewhere

the crowd cheers then we see a factory making cr-p with huge a55 machines as olde worlde tech was more impressive

1 guy gets caught in a machine and mashed up

jk thats the 3rd world and soviet france wasn't taken over by gaijin in the 1800s

a possible chick with a thicc a55 in a suit like a stewardess comes in with a tray

beardo i think kicks it and gets his irish up

guys bring in this big bullet thing then stuff it out

then a big metal box then shove it out

in a furnace room guys dump lava in a pit and fire barfs up like a butt squirting in the air

then dump liquid in the pitt and it barfs steam til i think 1 fat chick gets burned and the workers use water on it til it splashes em with a bucket of water or butt lube

in a luggage check place people come in and spazz out b4 boarding

1 either chick or french dude gets bumped around and eventually goes in

so the vehicle is off and its a train on tacks with cool miniatures of it on background

we see an x ray of em in the carts

sh-tting and eating it

jk

they get to some place and come out then take a car thing with luggage on top

i think its a Nordic country with what sems like snow

they go through a house and over hills with the latter as miniatures then go of a cliff and crash

they survive as 1800s guys are tougher even the lower evolved frenchies

then its the hospital an they get treated

after b0ning and refitting the bones they go on the train with the blimps on top

they go up a hill and into the sky like transformers energon how they drive up

they go through space as stars and comets go around em

mr sun comes out the clouds with a ace like tor johnston and opens his mouth for the train to go in

is this like dudes sucking dudes? You know how the frenchies are

Mr. Sun don't like it and barfs fire then goes up in red flame

in some spiky rock realm the train crashes

is this h-ll?

so its in flames but stops and the people get out

also theres things in the sky like stars or moons

So they go around this place and steam or fire bursts up from the ground

its hot so they take off cloaks and bring in this ice trailer metal thing like a fridge

the guys go in an after its opened by the last guy, they're frozen in ice like that season 2 Sailor Moon ep

beardo wigs out and gets straw from somewhere to burn next to it and thaw em out

teres a big glowing light behind em like some say The Creator is like and they get the big bullet thing ship and go in it

btw this is proper fullscreen and hand colored

they fly off a cliff and fall and parachute to the sea but sink

they check a map or something and look out the window at huge jellyfish then an octopus comes or em

they close the window like that'll stop it like in Street Fighter The Movie how Zangief seez the cart full of asplosives coming on video feed an says "quick! Chagne The Channel"

so the engine f's out and burns, which will probably gas em, so they throw water buckets on it

is that sea water or drinking water?

so the ship blows in a burst of red dust

by this sea place like that DBGT ep the nose cone of the bullet ship thing lands

people come out of it with yellow telescopes or w/e and shake hands

looks like its using cartoon logic, but cartoons werent invented yet

they return with a weird olde worlde building in the bg lookin sci fi like before the little season of deception destroyed the past stuff

the end

that was pretty good

i expected more of a space travel but it works

reminds me of that Arthur ep where he reads the book of the professor going into the sun but can't find the ending pages

according to openly awful wikipedia, who sides with gender offenders, its a world tour and was popular

its kind of a cartoon with over the top phantasy and stuff but is creative

the effects are good and its got cool feels

reminds me of that yahoo Answers post: we've been to the moon and mars so why not the sun? if its too hot, go in winter" "why not go at night?" "exactly! why don't they think of this?"

but i thought this was fun and going to the sun seems the next step after the moon in the trip to the moon

Glad I saw it, its entertaining

sorta like Skies Of Arcadia traveling in an aero ship

For The Impossible Voyage 2 I want them to be in WW1 and making these multipurpose machines for the war but the Germans have massive tanks the size of buildings that take em on. Also its a 16 it Srpg like Langrisser or Advance Wars on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as the Germans and ight the lusty rench and devolved brits.

Pharmaceutical Hallucinations Review

Note: I spell like im on drugs, but not really

Pharmaceutical Hallucinations

This is my review on Pharmaceutical Hallucinations from the distant future year to Andrew Jackson the bada55 Anime Hero Pez of 1908(90 years beore the global civil war in Robotech)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant

I ever saw this  but its public domain an I'm going through Goergies works so lets see how this is

in a lab like goere melies often has some guys mix cr-p in a big pot

they look like human sized oompa loompahs

i thin there a princess the who goes out wearing the cone hat

this chick brings in a kid and begs but they throw em out like trash the French maek love to

ohh this garbage is seducing me! I can;t take it! in goes the baggot!

so 1 guy goes and the rest get stuff and the guy returns and they go back to their positions

i think it was booze or drugs

a guy goes and opens a cabinet of bottles, takes 1, shakes it and pours it then mixes but falls asleep

i think 1 of the workers comes in an busts through the cabinet in a cloth but is invisible and returns through it

wait was that a dream?

main guy checks the cabinet and its ok and was this one in 1 take? its pretty well edited

he goes bac to sleep and the cloth guy comes out a book and another rom a pile but we see their legs

 a burst of smoke an a big triangle thing is behind em an blows and its like a boiler as a cloth guy comes out of it as main guy spazzes out

then another 2 from this mario pipe

hes freak ing out and the scene changes and theres a pack of em

they're gonna b0ne him dead and eat him then pendulum summon soviets

so they come for him and he runs out into the lab as these see through ghosts cloth guys go by but i think only he can see em

they get him a blanket but he spazzes out of there

in this cave is a wizard in acone hat lie a klansman making a boiling pot with bones by him of some animal

a possible guy but its hard to tell with frenchies comes in so he get a jar and puts stuf from t or something and gets a cauldron to summon a chick from it

also is animals around like a huge bat and croc as still images

this kid rides in on a huge cut out snail and drives out with her riding it

possible guy runs after like hes got the runs from too much french food and i think its main guy as he returns and tells his grand tour

1 guy falls in the pot but they pull him out and this chic rises from the groun and the guys greet her

she uses magic to summon a lot of food and the give em new outfits like in the comic of Robotech II or Power Rangers

she gives em a kid possibly to cook and a guy comes in a they throw him out then give food to poors

then 1 guy gets oo on his ace an the poors eat it of with fingers

the end

hat was pretty cool

nice effects

great editing

good acting

its mostly a sight and no title cars but give a good show

the giant snail was cool

its only like 13 mins but dont feel it

other than the 1st bit of em cooking

For Pharmaceutical Hallucinations 2 I want the poors to eep coming in swarms rom all over an the magical chick is getting worn out, so she as a tournament where the poors fight and the Ki they use is energy to refuel her, the winner gets he most food, jk really they all eat an winning is pointless. Also its a 32/64 bit fighting game on Sea Saturn, N64, ps1 and 3D0 where up to 64 players play 2 at a time and you can have clients who if they win, you win.

The Golden Louis Review

Note: I sopell goleon

The Golden Louis

This is my review on The Golden Louis from the ditant fiture year to Daniel Boone who i think took out a asquatch of 1909(100 years before Robotech The Nacross Saga)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Sk ies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An Awful Moment/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats/The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy/The Curtain Pole/The Politician's Love Story

It stars Anita Hendrie from The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy/The Politician's Love Story, Adele DeGarde rom nothin I saw, Owen Moore from Intolerance 1916/The Blackbird 1926/The Red Mill 1927/A Star Is Born 1937, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Where The Breakers Roar/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats/The Cord Of Life/he Girls And Daddy, Barry O'Moore aka Herbert Yost aka  Bertram Yost (better than david yost) rom The Politician's Love Story, Mack Sennett from a lot, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/The Black Viper/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats/The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy/The Politician's Love Story, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/An Awful Moment/Those Awful Hats/The Cord Of Life/The Politician's Love Story, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An awful Moment/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats/The Cord Of Life/The Politician's Love Story, Marion Leonard (Like Anatole?)from The Gibson Goddess/An Awful Moment/The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy/The Politician's Love Story, Dorothy West from An Awful Moment, Florence Barker from An Awful Moment/The Girls And Daddy, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats/The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy/The Curtain Pole/The Politician's Love Story, Wilfred Lucas from Under Burning Skies 1912/The Speed Kings 1913/Intolerance 1916/The Count of Monte Cristo 1934/The Return of Chandu/Cleopatra 1934/Les Misérables 1935/The Devil-Doll 1936/Mary of Scotland 1936/The Charge of the Light Brigade 1936/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Santa Fe Trail 1940/The Sea Wolf 1941/The Girls And Daddy, Kate Bruce from The Tender Hearted Boy(Which I never saw but is a kind heart softening title)True Heart Susie/Way Down East/The House Of Darkness/The Unchanging Sea/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/Betrayed By A Handprint/An Awful Moment/The Girls And Daddy and Gladys Egan from Romance of a Jewess/A Corner in Wheat/The Unchanging Sea/The Zulu's Heart/An Awful Moment

i never saw this but according to back door, aids bag, soy boy, beta male, b0ner smoker, gender offender, frooty booty, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, queer as a deer ith a ster in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta ree kung fu based on plants wiipedia, its in 1600s soviet france but didn't have costumes for it so has alleged anacronims

but they deny the high tech of he olde worlde and phantom time theory as "pseudo history" and think shots are safe, so maybe it got it more right than THEY claim?

also it was on a split reel with The Politician's Love Story when released

After title we see possible frenchies looking devolved as their kind dont belong in out Blue And Pure World, in a town in winter

this mom has a kid and wraps her foot in a cloth then leaves her to i think beg using a shoe

she wanders around as alleged people ignore her as the french are the bad guys

she rests on steps s these musketeer looking c=ck suckers party inside

a hermaphrotite lookin guy waves his hands around and gives her a coin then goes of

in this party a guy plays roulette and 1 guy in a striped outfit wigs out cuz this Frenchie got its irish up like an italiano

he goes out all b--chy and sees the girl with a coin in her shoe and takes it then puts it back then takes it and leaves to go to the roulette

he does well with his stolen money and is this like selling short in the stock market?

remember when gamestop shares were sold by guys who didn't own it, expecting to sell it and make money, and young guys bought it and didn't sell it back so the price went up and these stock market guy got f'd?

so hes got sacks of money and goes out

girl wakes up and begs as frenchie comes back with money for her and can find her

she wanders back to her corner and seems like shes dying

she wanders back and frenchie who gambles looks around for her

girl returns to the steps and i think bite it as she falls

fenchie looks around by her 1st place and eventually returns to find her and gives her a lot of money

then i think he sees shes dead adn he throws the money to others and dramatically raises his arms in despair

then lifts her up and hugs the body

then starts b0ning it

jk

the end

that wasn't so bad

goo filming

nice story

its got the bad ending as i guess its going for the European style of everyone dies

see also go nagai

the costumes were cool and some say roulette didn't exist then but they also say theres no flying machines and the golden jet of south America disproves that

not sure she couldve been saved as she was petty much dead when he found the coin but who knows?

maybe the wandering was a while andd there was time?

the acting is a big over the top but its the  1900s so thats common

glad i saw it

its a solid film with that European darkness

for The Golden Louis 2 I want him to become a masked hero who goes ou at night to defend the poors but gradually sees how they are not worthy and winds up going out at night wackin em. also it s 128 bit agme on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 here you play as him an use gadgets and other thins to go around 1600s french land an do missions wit helping poors but later the poors turn ut to be evil and you gotta stop em.

Citizen Vigilante Review

Noye: I spell better than eurotrash with extra U's

Citizen Vigilante

This is my review on Citizen Vigilante from the ditant future year to Andrew Jackson of 2026(When Tranformers Zone Happened)

Its directed by Uwe Boll wo did classics like House of the Dead/Alone in the Dark/BloodRayne/Postal/Far Cry/1968 Tunnel Rats

It stars one of THEM Armie Hammer from 2010s The Birth of a Nation/On the Basis of S=x/Desperate Housewives/American Dad!, Costas Mandylor from Fist of the North Star live action movie/Saw III/1996 The Outer Limits, Vjekoslav Katusin from nothing I saw, and a lot of people not on back door, aids bag, gender offender, candy a55, soy boy, beta male, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipeia who bows to the booty boys

I never saw this but after soviet Germany banned it, Hetero Elon Musk posted it on Twitter

After title and cr-p we see its Europe and in a store in a woman and her son who wants chocolate

they go to pay and leave but some gaijin with a blade slices her neck in a bloodspray and ends her then walks off

Europe sure went down hill after letting in gaijin who follow demon gods and are from nations where me b0ne anything woc with out consent

i wonder why?

so the news reports it saying europes in fear with gaijin attacking women and children the we get the title and creits

Europe is pretty much 1984 with the state saying what people can do and oppressing those wo disagree

like candy a55 england arresting people for posts online

maybe we shouldn't have saved em from the Germans, twice.

news sez hope isn't with gov or cops but with a vigilante whos taking out the problems who let these animals in and defend em

1 woman interviewed sez hes a hero and another guy does too

he's like batman

last wee a gaijin criminal and his homie were in a dumpster

2 less problems

online posts love him kicking a55 and scrubbing he filth off the streets like feces in the stink nations

he posts a video of his face/voice blurred and sayin he can't let em stay in comas as they are all used and tools and the presients don't risk their lives and made em think they bit it for their nation that does nothing for em and everything or gaijin wacking em

after working out, btw armiw hammer is part pole, his fat slav tells his goons hes gonna burn down a store for the owner not paying

is this a union thing?

armie sez if u do nothing, i'll do something

remember when Stallone did Rambo 4 and it encouraged the resistance in Burma to fight back?

thats what the alleged Germans think of this film

why not go against WW2 movies fighting the Japanese?

Same thing, except Japan is civilized

so the fat slav and his men go in a room w/o light and get shredded ed by gunfire

1 guy in soviet Canada wishes they had a hero like him

soviet interpol sends a guy after the Hero saying its the soviets or maruta sending him to fight democracy

isn't that a gov of quantity instead of quality?

armies on a bus an a pack of gaijin come on w/o paying and swear at the driver who wants em to pay

armie asks to solve the issue and pays for the gaijin who probably have hiv

he sez what we do affects others in their lives and if they steal, the cost goes up for people who pay to cover it

he nearly caps this devolved guy, sez he'd look back and see hes lucky, and goes off

you can;t teach a beast, animals dont get words, only fists

the gaijin leave and flip the bird

he goes to the hospital to see a woman all f'd out

he asks what she wants done to the men who busted her and she sez jail for life

he sez a trial takes years and she'd have to tell her story over and over as guys call her a liar an over the years, hope the bad guys dont do it again

he asks if she wats justice and she sez yes then he leaves and she smiles

he watches video of guys saying we need a hero in Germany

he later explains to cops hes an American citzenn whos here for family matters and dont live there and dont now how his dna was obtained by the cop but does to that bar often

he checks a cr-pp place with h phone as wait i think its not him

an rfk jr looking guy on a phone hears they got his address an the military goes come in trucks

hes in a bunker thing and ready for em

then we see him webcasting saying what if everything THEY taught us was cr-p

like gloval warming? evolution? the tow ers? j fk? m lk? lincon? and all the other lies in history?

he thinks its cold/lonely at the top when ur free and not controlled but we can change history as the system wasn't made for justice but to control us

so i think costas aka shin is coming an is the r fk jr guy

in a place men pay to b0ne chicks armie goes in and thres a lot of sl-ts

he chooses 1 and goes in and she mouths his thing then they b0ne

he notices stains on the ceiling and sez its mold from guys showering with the windows closed and he sez he owns the building

then he b0nes her and sez tell the managers of the mold then pays her

at a club shin is the interpol guy and 1 chick recognizes him from tv and sez no one wants him to catch the vigilante

he sez if he's innocent he goes free an they dot want the system to collapse

1 guy and his homie put drugs in a drink an armie sees em like batman and hears they are gonna bring em to a hotel to befoul

armie contronts m and they say they're joking but then thraten to mash his face

he mixes up the drinks and the eurotrash returns wit the chicks and armie is gone

they have the drinks and we see armuie being interviewed saying he goes to the bar and might;ve move a glass

the guy there are drugged out an armie tells em of it and the chicks leave

shin takes the glass armie had(stealing) and we cut to shin an military guys going to armies place and cut a chain off the gate

armie watches on his phone and gets ear muffs and specs to protect his eyes

after a lot of cops running around his area they break in and a counter stats

news sez it might be not 1 guy and the system dont protect citizens as risks of gaijin are higher than benefits and gaijin bring more cost than gain, they we might wanna change immigration

so the cops blow a door and throw in flash bangs but he's in a safe area and sez he now they're here to do their job but i they dont go he'd ice em

they re on him, throwing the 1st punch but the metal wall defends him

then he returns fire on the traitors to the homeland

imagine if the immune system attacked healthy cells and let virus's roam free, then attacked any defence cells trying to stop the virus?

ooh a guys head blew, cool

armie sees a place he owns for a surprize inspection and finds 90%  the rent comes in but they gotta wait months of no pay then a notice or 4 weeks then a court order to remove em in 7 months

he's losing 5 millio euroes each month from them not paying as the courts side with the scum

he sez he'd get his people on em and the grand alee is coming and tenents can come in monday

he'd ever use that contractor again and his villa plumbing isn't ready

also he'd tune up a building thats almost f out

the guy who heads it sez he missed armies dad who wasnt in his life and he saw 2x a year, didnt now he was dying, and was proud of armies military career

also tax guys wanna look into him as hes not a citizen nor entered legally

they own social housing units and the gov wants to use em for gaijin

armie smartly sez no but they can rent em full cost

the gov wants to seize their units for not being w/e but he sez he wont get citizenship as he's an American on an extended vacation

later he's at a bar and has booze

in a interview he sez his mom bit it when hes young and a didnt deal with son and company

he was on duty like inspector gadget and heard he bit it

in the home we see all the iced cops and shin is mad and wants it to stop

armie coms to a guys place and asks if he was ok with the court result for was his daughter

guy dont wanna answer and daughter sez theres no justice so he leaves

shin comes to f'd up woman saying sorry for her damage but they'd find who did it

she thinks shin is armire and he sez hes not

shin wants to know info on who it was and she sez its a brown beardo gaijin

shin sez he'd get a sketch artist and leaves

in public a pack of gaijin oh its the bus guys, hassle a native citizen ad speak gaijin

they beat on him and steal his phone but main guy tasers em and tell native to call his rents he wants to press charges

he tells em to leave good people alone or they'd be f'd and he's gonna know why it was is lucky day on the bus

then stomp their limbs and walks off

on a blurred vid he sez he's doing this justice for em til they learn to do it themselves

in the apartment with iced cops shin learns a 2 mile lockdown caught zilch and the place was rented under a maruta by a mechanic who gave her money to do it as this mechanic hadn o woek permit

theres no personal things here and its a fortress but they power saw into the bunker

outside judge rhinegold or w/e is caught by main guy who needles him with knock out drugs

we see cops bringing bodies out of a place i think the fortress armie iced cops in

armie sez he hopes they dont run a drug test on judges body for what he gave him and maybe he likes heroin as he protects the dealers

law are for defending the innocent not criminals who judge lets people get away with icing and b0ning like 6 guys on a 14 year old

in an interview judge said they needed to ajust to society

don't worry, after 3-5 generations, they'll assimilate

so we got generations of crime to put up with

but the society hes doing it to is dying from judges damage

in the fortress the cops open the hatch to the lower areas and it blows9

shin's face got f'd and we hear piano over shots of the bodies but shin lives

armie sez even pushed to the limit, people obey the law an proves it by driving on the wrong side of the road til the car heading for him, yellow like maruta, stays on track an swerves at the last second to slide out then blows as i guess its a korean cr-pmobile

armie shows judge a video of judge saying its society that didn't help the gaijin who gang b0ned the girl, so she's as much a victim as the gaijin

tp punish judge, armie gets a power drill and b0nes his a55 with it as blood and cr-p spill out

jk really he gets booze from another car and sez by letting the gaijin go, he's as bad as em and came here to drown his sorrows

armie spils booze on him, cuts is wrists and leaves him to slowly bleed out

would be better to skin him alive and set him on fire, like the red man did

is that cultural appropriation?

in a apartment complex is a gaijin am eating possible literal cr-p

RMIE come in and gets gaijin dad at gunpoint to come in after gaijin dad didn't wanna talk bout gaijin son

son trys running as per his devolve moms orders but theres no where to go and main guy blows out its leg

next time blow off its parts

he sez he didn't hit an artery and he'd be ok and has possibly ccimsized daughter remove cellphones from table

you eat with cellphones? freekin sub human animals! send em back to dantes Africa!

main guy has em sit at gunpoit and sez how they were so traumatize they had to b0ne the teen

he sez sorry but she wanted him to b0ne her

now she lives in fear of those demons who got away with it

on social media he had no regret and sez she deserved it as mom sez Human Females drive men to b0ne em in miniskirts

and if I have a cellphone on a display stand I WANT some crack smoking ape to seal it

he sees the fam teaches bad values from his devil gods and hey came here as their own country was f;d up

so if I have a power ranger toy, and break it, will you let me use yours? I can TOTALLY be trusted guys! Its not like history repeats

he sez the bad ones escaped his country and value his demons over freedom

he wants son to call his friends over but he wont so armie aims at em  and counts down from 5 til dad makes him call

later the bell rings and he has circimsized daughter bring em in or he wastes mom

cirvimsized dauhter brings the guys in and armie cures the infection they are in this land with a few good shots

then wastes the gaijin family like old yeller being corrected after his autism kicked in

later the door rings and he gets the gaijin at gunpoint, brings em in and solves the problem with  his firearm

then again for the next 2 who enter

boom head shots!

in the hospital shin has face burns and hears a phone call from armie who sez give the gov a message, the people wont accept a take over

shin sez he can't let him have mayhem even though he loves Europe and its history but swore to protect and serve as hes after the innocent and will bring him in

Armie sez the alleged people didnt vote for this and its a take over by gaijin and progressives that'll ruin democracy and freedom

so either shin ends it or We The People do it, so give the message

news says 3 jugdes were iced in alleged suicide and 1 more was found and its rhinegold or w/e

shin sez track down the number and contact the press

news sez all the teen gaijin who gang b0ned that girl are in h-ll an 1 of their fams as their victim watches with hope

news asks whos worse? the gaijin or vigilante who ends em?

stats say 105 000 violent crimes were by gaijin and 980 incidents with 18 000 b0nings w/o consent by africanimals

hero sez hes here to show em they aint victims but can take back control

then text deticating this to victims in Europe who the allege system failed

then credits to violin or w/e

the end

that was pretty good

it got the camera weird like other boll films but has a good message

it tells it like it is and shows hope

but some refuse to see how things are and cling to lies

like the emperors new clothes, only non bigoted people can see how gaijin infesting the 1st world is good

te acting is good and effects are pretty cool

good music and story

filmed non linear but you get the gist

its one of bolls legit better films

and to those who wanna censor it, when you cut out a mans tongue, you don't call him a liar, you say "i fear your words"

remember, The Truth is ONLY offensive to liars

but is well filmed and holds up

glad I saw it

For Citizen Vigilante 2 I want it to be in Japan and a biker gang guy seeing vids of the HERO online is moved to take action when a swarm of gaijin attack Humans, ad goes around cutting them down with Ninja weapons like Kusari Gama. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar an GBA where up to 4 bikers use ninja moves to clear out the cesspool.

The Diabolic Tenant Review

Note: I fix typos at times but can leave some in

The Diabolic Tenant

This is my re iew on The Diabolic Tenant rom the distant future year toThomas Jefferson of 109 i mean 1909(120 years before the 2nd Robotech war)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions

it stars Georges Melies who often stared in his own cr-p and a buncha guys not on bac door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, b0ner smoker, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, candy a55, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia who sez shots are safe nut many nations have compensation or inuries from em.

I never saw this b4 but geoege usually does well

first is a title card in soviet French, not Canadian French which is NOT real french anymore than talking like a p-mp is legit English, 

we see a place with arches like greeks or romans or the millennial kingdom had and columns by this door and i think its meant to be inside

the guy there is sitting round and a man in a  wide brimmed hat wearing dark clothes and a neck string with an item on it comes in holing a small house looking thing

they go to a room being painted and stand around talking a while

1st guy goes and dark guy throws the painter out the window

then pulls out a tale cloth and a table appears under it as he puts it out

he put the house thing on the table and pulls out a box that unfolds into a rectangle cube

he opens the cube then pulls items out o the house as furniture and throws his hat and coat on the walls but they stick

he gets out a fire place and puts candles on it then pulls out and unfolds a piano fron the cube

he puts pictures up and pulls out a big a55 mirror then another looking like some fairy tale thing or occultic thing

he puts the house thing away and uses ki i think to move the picture

then pulls outdishes and wine cuz its a Frenchie andchairs rom the cube for the table

in the cube comes kids he had in three and i had to rewind to see where it was cut to edit the film together between takes

also a wife comes out and a maid as i guess this is some interdimensional thing like slayers or D&D

i think the 1st guy comes in throwing a tray of cr-p and freaking out like he  knows he's gonna get b0ned by em then runs of

then we cut to dark guy in his room alone and i think 1st guy comes in with a paper

he has no money so he puts a bucket on the guys head and jumps into a mirror, an occult symbol

the furniture moves around like splatter house and he wigs out and leaves

this devolved chick out of the home calms him

dark mo comes out the fire places a55 and puts the furniture back by command

the brings back the cube and puts the furniture back in it 1 by 1

as he gets to the piano a cop comes in so he throws him in it and stuffs it in the cube after folding it

then puts the cr-p and cube in the house thing and pulls a latter out the house bags a55 to escape own the window

weren't they on the 1st floor?

the 1st guy comes bac with a top hat guy and theres 1 pillar thing pedestal left thats moving around

another cop comes in and main guy hits the pedestal with a hammer i mean broom and it blows in red smoke

then the ceiling cr-ps in on em

the end

tat was pretty cool

good effects

tells a story w/o words

nice twist

good editing

solid little film

glad I saw it

For The Diabolic Tenant 2 I want the cos to be after him and the cop who got folded in the piano goes through this la blue girl dimension to try to get out an has to face furniture demons before getting the gem in the center to bust it and break the dimension to escape. Also its an 8 bit game like Master Of Darkness on Sega Maser System and Game Gear, NES and GB, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you go around this stylish h-ll an fight yokai.

The Politician's Love Story Revew

Note: I spell policallty riht

The Politician's Love Story

This is my review on The Joneses Have Amateur Theatricals from the distant future year to Kotaro Fuma of 1909 (120 years before the 2nd roboteh war)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Sk ies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An Awful Moment/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats/The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy/The Curtain Pole

It stars Mack Sennett from a lot, Kathlyn Williams from Our Dancing Daughters 1928, Marion Leonard (Like Anatole?)from The Gibson Goddess/An Awful Moment/The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats/The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy/The Curtain Pole, Herbert Prior from nothing I saw, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/An Awful Moment/Those Awful Hats/The Cord Of Life, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An awful Moment/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats/The Cord Of Life, D W Grifith wo was in sime of his own films, Anita Hendrie from The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/The Black Viper/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats/The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy, Florence La Badie from nothing I've seen, David Miles from The Cricket on the Hearth 1909/The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy, Barry O'Moore aka Herbert Yost aka  Bertram Yost (better than david yost), Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/The Song Of The Shirt and some guy not on back door, aids bag, gender offender, frooty booty, banana cammer, Sodom bottom, b0ner smoker, wiener cleaner, beta male, soy boy, hippie soner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a der with a steer in its rear wikipeia who thinks bie really got 81 million votes

I never saw this b4 but I'm going through Griffith films and this is next

after title we see a top hat moustache monocle guy sleeping and a longer haired guy wake him up

hairmo gives him a paper with a cartoon of a guy with a hat over his head

he wigz out and stops the paper then spazzes around a bit

i think he goes to the paper to hassle the people who made it

remember how with matuta how the leader banned that Disney character for being compared to him with back door ba rock as his feline friend?

well when an American leader complains of his nations media mocking him, he gets hate

if the media was in maruta land, their ruler would have em ground into organs and sold to the rich

like they do to their own kind

so hatmo rampages and hassles guys freaking em out with his cane he's gonna b0ne em with and they cower like the candya55es the media news guys are

he comes to a chick and does to her what soviets do to germans in the 40s

jk really he's nice to her

so he comes back to the front room and is nicer seeing a chick did it and i think he wants to b0ne her with his uncut weener

the news dinks are afraid of him being a baa55 and cower like bugs running as you turn on the light

the human centipede? they aint that evolved! they human cockroaches! spreading plague and feeding on trash

so the woman sends him out and draw and the guys cower each time he returns

he's gonna beat the gay outta em!

he goes out after raising his manly fist like raoh in hokuto no ken and the betas duck and cover like a nuke went off

abashed the news guys stood, and felt how awful coolness is

so he goes him an is smiley and then goes out

the chick is going home and i think its snowy or someone spilled the sugar

hat guy goes on a walk with cars behind him and sit on a bench as couples go by

wait some are horse drawn carts

he has enough and storms off then sits on a bench as more couples come by

imagine hes got a full on b0ner an really wants to use it but his woman isn't there

just get a cat

she comes by and he follows and punches out a guy talking to her

punched mo leaves and he showed hes the alpha male walks with her

the hug or kiss or both and walk off

the end

tat was pretty solid

nice ting of a bada55 politician like Teddy Roosevelt or Trump finding love

like how Raoh in Houto No Ken  had a son

good filming of him taking on the media

nice twist to find love

the hero is a manly tough dude wo the candya55es fear

its pretty cool

sorta like citizen kane with a bada55 finding a chick an fighting the press

glad i saw it

For Politician's Love Story 2 I want the media to be supporting a candidate against him promoting communism but the people dont buy it ad subscrptions fall. so they send  hitman after him, he beats the guy out and finds who sent em then he and his woman who's a female body building under her coat, go around beating up news dinks. also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sea Gnesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where the news dinks in later parts use demon magic to merge bodies into multi limbed flesh monsters.