Note: I spell Maruta Ja Nai
Mr. Wu
This is my review on Mr. Wu from the distant future year to Yagyu Jubei of 1927(100 ears before Transformers Zone)
Its directed by William Nigh, not back door bill nye, who did Black Dragons/The Sea Ghost
It stars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/The Monster/Mockery/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\The False Faces/He Who Gets Slapped/The Blackbird/Where East Is East, Louise Dresser(not the evil fran) from noting I saw, openly French Renee Adoree from 1922 Monte Cristo/1925 The Big Parade/1926 La Bohème/1927 The Show/1928 The Cossacks, Holmes Herbert from The Lost World 1925/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1931/The Invisible Man 1933/The Count of Monte Cristo 1934/Mark of the Vampire 1935/Captain Blood/The Charge of the Light Brigade 1936//The Black Doll 1938/The Adventures of Robin Hood 1938/Kidnapped 1938/Marie Antoinette 1938/The Little Princess 1939/The Ghost of Frankenstein/Love Laughs at Andy Hardy/David and Bathsheba 1951, Ralph Forbes(Not Ralph Perry Forbes as wikipedia goes out o its way to say is not the same guy) from The Trail of '98/The Three Musketeers 1935/Mary of Scotland 1936/Romeo and Juliet 1936/Daniel Boone 1936/Kidnapped 1938, Gertrude Olmstead from The Monster 1925/Torrent 1926, Claude King from Son of the Gods/The Moonstone 1934/The Last of the Mohicans 1936/A Star is Born 1937/Marie Antoinette 1938/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1941, Anna May Wong from Outside the Law 1920/The Toll of the Sea 1922/The Thief of Bag dad 1924/Piccadilly 1929, Toshia Mori from 1932 The Hatchet Man/1932 Tiger Shark, and some guys and maruta not on back door, aids bag, gender offender, candy a55, Wiener cleaner, B0ner Smoker, banana crammer, rooty booty, soy boy, beta male, queer as a deer with a steer in its real, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia whe thins theres no giant bones found in America despite evience.
its based on a play I never saw and had a few other films o it like the 1919 ver rom candy a55 England where people don't got freedom nor souls.
I saw this long ago on TCM and as usual, Lon Caney was grand
Ater logo title and credits we hear mandarin and mr wu re lon
then text saying wu's klan not wu tang klan has 1000 years of tradition
mandarn wu i traditional and worrys o marita lands frure
wait tol mao, this was in the 10s/20s
lon plys im well and looks nothing like real lon
mandarin wu has ams muir teach his grandson of Europe
mnarin wu got long nails like a ghetto chick
they stole itm its colural appropriation
w jr the grandson is the last of his klan and mandarin wants him ready fo the west coming
weird how 100 years later the maruta came after the 1st world
jr taes off a lot of robes and cies to meal with mandarin and james
lons pretty ood with chopsticks
i learned watchin Draon Ball wot Oolong in his 1st ep
mandarin wants jr to use a fork and rs bummed but wants to now his golden secret
mandarin sez jrs wife was born last week and he's happy ad that james is his new uide
jr/jim lin hands but u gives a blessing for their friendship to last as long as the stars
then time skip like dbz and wu jr's woman comes y boat as theres river linking em and is carried by slave women
mandarin wu is f'd out ut happy jr ound a woman and blesses teir lineae
fun thing, mtura used to have a Supreme God they worshipped in teples w/o statues as His form is not grapable, but then THEY gt em to go uddhist and other tings
so mandarin joins his ancestors in jigoku and jr/wife had a year but she pooped out a daughter and went to jigoku
wu jr sez she'd be his son and daughter which is like guys raising kids to be gender offenders, unless she's a hermaphrodite like in Angel Blade and Violence Jack
so another time skip and jr is the new mandarin an ot rich and powrul
he's also lon but look like fu man chu
he geta a letter saying mandarin luli's 1st son wnts to marruy someone
oh its his daughter nang ping who comes in and Wu Jr is kinda harsh to his minios in military dress lie zechs marquise in gundam wing
he sends em out and is nice to her
she made a git with the house crest and hes happy
he sez she's gonna learn another family crest but dont woory as love is great
jim asks how he can give hi girl to a man he never saw but lon sez jims kind chooses their mates, are they happier?
nang plays in the garden with slaves and its a great design and crated set
they hear a guy playing a lute not the skin kind on the other side o the wall and throw coins tover it to him
he feels for em as i think his eyes are dead
did the gyspies get him and spoon em like slumdog millionare?
eyeles leaves as a big black car pulls up ad the irls throw flowers over
A wite guy gets out and looks over the wall as the slaves flee but nang i etting cr-p rom elow and dont see til they gone
se hides under a tree and he throws his hat in the yard wanting her to get it
its like Seinfeld with the hat elaine got george and he let it at his fs place to come back and get
se dont get it so he climbs in but her leg is fld so they catch it together as she trys to get it
wait they fought for her shoe and loo into eac others eyes lie an anime then fiht for the shoe
he ins and puts it on her foot but she calls and he smooches her
she looks stunned and like clair in Degrassi
a slave maid comes in and speaks kanji to and from nang so he thinks they dont understand him
she speaks English an maid slave leaves as nan chats with him
he's basil and see her in the garden over he next ew mnths as we et anpther ttime skip
in the real vesion they were b0ning
an employee sez basils dad wants him to check clearences b4 he leaves
A maruta employee turns on a fan wen moving it and lows dads papers and dont get what to do
effin gaijin
mom solves the problem and not the gaijin one but tuns of the fan then sez jim got em a tea party with mandarin wu
da dont wanna go cuz he don't like maruta, but after all is negative encounters, it adds up
basil hears and leaves but was in the next room and drives to Wu house but is late
e oes in and merts her in the plants to make out
he tells her his fams invied or tea but Wu comes with a guyand dont see em maing out
a guy in a hat sees em as he collects trash
Wu shows jim nangs brial robes and today he'd tell her
hatmo tells Wu who pulls out a garden tool from hatmos bag an shanks him
no survivors means no witnesses
i thin thats how cam in Degrassi ended himself
took a rowel and put it up his a55
nooooooooooooo
no basil and nang find each other hot, which progressuves think is wrong as he's fetishizing her and she's got self hate to them
as love is ate and freedom is slavery
she ask if his sister is prettier than her and we see an overlay o her phazing into hr and back
race tf!!!
he sez gfs are prettier than siters
NOT THIS TIME!!!
Its like comparing Sailor Venus to devolved Molly!
you gotta punch downward and breed inward
keep it in the family
he feels bummed cuz his fams returning to the 1st world and se thins its w/o him
he sez he goes too an she's spazzed out thining he wont retirn
he sez he will but she has a secret to keep him here
se whispers something w/o words on schrreen and hes shocked
she looks at the pond and he talks to her as u ris a bell
he sez it'll be ok in time and runs off
he waves to her over the wall as she goes home andrives of
she sees Wu who gives her bridal garments as per their protoculture
ridal chane go! wedding dress transform
he sez the basils fam is coming for tea and he walks f
later they come and meet nang and mom thinks he didn't meet basil so hey fake it
I think Wu watches from he plants and the am has tea
dad comes in an basil sees wu i think in the plants
the fam drinks tea but dad throws it away when no one looks
he also dont like the cookies and sez they have the silliest food
mom sez sorry, their men are different but nang sez she hears they have honor
after tea mom ha an item with her sons hair when he was a baby
is this for rituals?
she loves baBIES n hopes to hold basil jr
and her fams babies got blue eyes and White Skin, which makes nan spazz out a bit
you now, her actress ha blue eyes
but some maruta in remote areas got genes for blonde hair and blue eyes
you go back far enough, you never know what youll find
johnny depp is 2/2000th black
more than me
i'm 2% neanderthal
we had the Wheel before the red man an black man
so the fam goes and shes bummed thinking ses not for the west
basin returns and she wants to see him 1 last time
he kisses her fingers as femaid watches in horror at interspecies romance like DBZ or Robotech
i thin he wants to wed her but she runs off and he follows
she sez she lied to se if hes honorale
she looks away upset but look back happy saing she'll marry a mandarin
they make out but femaid comes to top em but nang sends her away
Wu comes by and basil leaves but didn't see Wu
he aints and Wu looks worried for his offspring
Wu's goons capture basil and bring him in
Wu carrys her in like Caligari or Robot Monster
them behind the bamboo is like a symbol of being imprisoned by their black tradiions
he puts her in the oven an cooks her alive or deying their protoculture
jk really he puts her in bed and laves
femaid slave checks on nang who wakes up confused with Wu's beads on her and sees he knows
Wu reads his maruta words saying a befouled women must be executed by her dad or net male relative
is this were the sand people got it from?
if he don' she's cursed
well, when god gives you lemons, you find a new god
a maruta looking like tien in the 3rd dragon ball movie meets king piccolo in outfit rings a gong and en goes as femaid tries to hug her legs
femaid is worried or her but yaoi fans would think they were lovers as 2 people can't like each other without them being into b0ning to em
nang sits at his eet an he sez open ur heart(it'll be all right) to me
se ez shes told not to ear love but he came
he sez thy live/die by their law and she sez shes not araid an asks to spare her butt buddy
imagine i this happened in Miraculous with marinete's rents executing her for loving that blonde played by the voice of Densuke in Eiken?
he gets emotional and sez bye as he still loves er but knows its his peoples code that means he must
at least he didn't chop her up or being disabled like THEY get people to do by telling em the kid might be born with issues
she goes beihnd a huge curtain, which is odd as maruta are like 5'1, and theres masks found in places too big for humans to wear, hinting giants
Wu follows and the curtains open as if by Ki or ancient tech, or slaves, but why woul they be in this private area?
wait a slave gets him a sword, he raises it and the curtains close
Wu has issue sleeping after sending her to the net dimension
wait he lays at a table for a while an his slaves come in with breakfast an i think a bedpan to take a sloppy dump in
he goes t0o a room to put an item in a container, sees clothes, is gonna noc on a door but sees the crest she made b4 in the basket
he gets upset as he cares for his kid unlike soviet stalin blowing his captured son apart or andy richter chopping up his kid
he tells his ancestors the wu house will be avenged and knock to have slaves open the door
but its the ancestors alt. they made the law to end her
he tells his slaves something and they go
the basil am comes an he sez sorry i wasn't there yesterday
Wu gives sister a robe lie a Maruta Kimono and has her o see herself in nangs mirror
he tells mom hes ot something behind a panel in his room an in there asks o her son not coming
mom sez he didn't return last night but is often with homies
in the real version they were b0ning
ohh, Wu suggests that right after i typed it
she sez hes a boy and we orgive youth or those things
Remember the woman caught in sin in The Bible?
Let he without sin cast the 1st stone
he sez "thats ur western style, heres mine" and opens a panel in the wall
she sees her sons head on a table and his limbs in a pile
jk really he's ted up and has a gaijin with him not b0ning him yet
mom wigs out and Wu sez her son befouled his daughter s to save er soul he sliced her like salami
after using his law, he'd use her's, an eye or an eye
which is pretty cool he admits hamurabi was White, but that meant equivalent exchange, you repay the value lost
so if a guy steals a 20$ card, I don't steal a card from him, but he gives reparations for what it was worth, so 20$ or a card of equal value
Mom bes to spare him an Wu sows hr another panel with her dauther in a room with a gaijin
So I guess dad was right about them s=cking
so 1 gets it as reparation and she has to choose which kid is offered
1 hit on this d0ng like gong and son gets it
mom is wigged out so Wu opens daughter hole and gives a nod so this devolved rat like ghoul like guy puts its arm on her shouler and she screams
he looks like anthropophagus!!
Mom don't want her hopefully virgin daughter b0ned by that thing, ut at least she'd be alive
maruta slaves come in with food and mom sees an item on the table
Wu has tea an its almost sun down like with the dark signers in 5Ds
she sez son would get it to save daughter and Wu goes to tell the devolved guy to free her
mom gets the item and its a blade in a sheath
then he goes to rin the demon d0n gong but he sez stop/theres another way
isn't there some OTHER way to pay you??
she offers her life for her loved kids like The Savior in The Bible
Wu sez in maruta lan the parent lives to suffer
se asks i nothing will change his min, he sez no so she shanks him offscreen
like her arm thrsts offscreen and we cut to him shocked and clutching his torso
he ays "o this life, i have not a single regret" an raises his fist to the havens
jk realy he crippledly trys to ding the gong but the ghost of his kid he chopped up stops him
he follows her and mo gets daughter
Wu gets a swprd an lean on it, then ina bites it standin on it like Benkei dying standing up
his ghost leaves as gajin cuts son free
jim finds him and Wu falls over on touch, picks up an item and says go goes the house of Wu
The end
that was pretty good
reat acting and make up
wel done sets and style
goo story
Wu wasn't evil but he did bad things or his kinds tradition
we see innocent kid Wu and he gets a woman who bites it but has offspring who' loved one he goes after ten dies
like anakin in star wars
lno does a great job in here with both parts and te other actors do well
unlike Babylon rom the 21st century, here the Whites survive
also, what year is this? Wu was a kid at 1st then grown up later with an adult daughter
its pretty well done a whil a ew parts have a bit o drag wth Wu slowly walking, its a solid film
Glad I saw this one
For Mr. Wu 2 I want there to be a dispute over ho inherirs the fortune and this wasteland barbarian guy comes in saying he's a distant offshoot of the Wu Klan who's family was swindled of the inheritance by Wu's ancestors generations ago. And the rest o the movie is this asian redneck like ou and Chichi in Dragon Ball being a fish out o water in hih society Maruta class. Also it an 8 bit game on Nes, Gb, Maser System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you do these tings and go around doing minigames to fake being civilized sorta like Alex Kidd Hi Tech World but not on a timer.
