The Tramp And The Mattress Makers Review

Note: This is not spelled right nor of commie a55 carlie chaplin

The Tramp And The Mattress Makers

This is my review on The Tramp And The Mattress Makers from the distant future year to King David of 1906(100 years b4 Transformers season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort/The Merry Frolics Of Satan/Soap Bubbles/A Roadside Inn/The Hilarious Posters

I never saw it but here we gear in rear

after title we see a place outside a building with chix stuffing a matress with I think hair

like stuffing a butt with candy

or feeding a really fat chick

the 3 workers go in and a hobo comes by and trips on stuffing

he's cold and rolls in the stuffing like a brain cripple or junkie

gov'ment came and took ma bayyyyyyyyybee!

then gets up and notices the mattress

he gets on it and starts h=mping it like a soviet b0ning a bear

jk really crawls inside it like a tapeworm in a butt

the workers emerge like a d0ng from undies and sew the mattress up like sealing an anus for a stoma guy

1 uses a big a55 needle and stabs hobo who spazzes out

they keep stabbing til he's dead and beam him to mush with hammers so no one will know

jk really they get it of the holder and hobo runs around with the mattress on him

they run away as hobo falls/gets u[ but guys come by and run in fear

Its a Yokai!

Call Enpi chan!

he goes in a bar and everyone runs out without paying

barkeep trys going to him but runs

some guys bring a cop who grabs it but falls and hobo gest out then drops the bar counter on him and puts chairs on him

then got a hammer and buss his legs

jk really he gets booze and books it after stumbling around

A title card sez God Health in 3 languages

ten hobo looking devolved with a big nose and rotting eyes has a drink

this is why we otta use selective breeding

he looks like a Tin Tin character with brain damage

I blame da booze dats slipping ou its mouth

The End

That wasn't bad

good action

A title card for once

could be a Mentos commercial

good twists

I liked it

For The Tramp And The Mattress Makers 2 I want him to be drunk and drive bu the cops catch him and e's too drunk and attacks em, so they beat him down and he's too drunk to feel pain and gets beat more. Also its a 32/64 bit fighting game on Sega Saturn, N64, ps1 and 3DO where you battle a buncha guys 1 on 1 in bad 3D.

Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey Review

Note: My spelling is public diomain

Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey

This Is My review on Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey from he distant future year to Walt Disney of 2023(When Robotech II The Seninels happened)

Its directed by openly brittish Rhys Frake-Waterfield who makes f'd up horror on kids stoeys

The opposite of Disney making kids storys off f'd up cr-p

It stars no one I saw

So this was made as Winnie TThe Pooh became Public Domain after 95 years and anyone can do Anything with it

Its independant and my anime homie Ryan was a producer or kickstarter member or w/e

critics hated it but these guys porobely liked the last of us 2

I never saw it but here comes the cream cheese!

after logos we have a storybook thing of Chriatopher Robin meeting animals in the woods then growing up to leave to be a Dr

in Winter the animals ate each other and pooh went feral for abandoning him, devolving to beast mode and swearing to not talk

years later Chris R and his gf return to the woods

she thinks he imagined em and both are openly britttish

he calls to em and finds his past place but its f'd and twisted

gf wants 2 go but he looks around

they hide under a bed as a guy looks around

after he goes they come out and its dark

a bear head guy gets her by the neck w/chains as C R can't stop him

he runs and crys but pooh returns as he asks why/we were friends/sorry

piglet comes ttoo and bring him to a cave w/the bones of the fallen

then title/credits

in therapy a chick talks to an openly female shrink who sez have a vacation

she goes to the 100 acre woods and finds an station where a guy eventually comes saying 2 miles til gas

a chick comes in and main chick leaves

then some gross britmo chix come in a place, wait 1 ins't devolved, a blonde who'd probably be b0ned

they choose rooms and in da woodz a chick calls on a cellphone then is chased by a guy

she hides in a barn and poh comes by but grabs her as she trys to leave and mashes her head on a sone wall then puts her through a wood chippero slop

like THEY do to The Unborn

in this dark but bright place a dark haired chick goes around but is the dames talking a story

1 tells her in bed and a guy was by it taking off her bra strap and she screamed

i think its therapy dame

in the barn piglet runs a bike to power lights and pooh has Chris R chained up begging/saying he had to leave

Pooh pus CRs thing in his mouth and bites it off

jk really he looks in the mirror/recalls CR saying he'd never leave/theyed be friends

Pooh busts The place up like Tommy Wiseau then Whips Chris R

Is this SM?

pooh goes to a ripped up corpse and something of water

pooh goes out a night and da chix are in da hot tub

the non gross one is alone doing selfies in a bikini and this is very widescreen and dull colored

in 1 selfie she seez pooh and dumba55edly calls to it

she turns on a light that flickers and returns to the hot tub w/closed eyed

piglet/pooh come and piglet gets a cloth on her face then both carry her off

she wakes bound/gagged and piglet has a sledge hammer/ands on her

Pooh drives a car over her head with blood/goo gushing til it pops offscreen

bada55

how'd pooh know how to drive?!

mainchick/nerd go around by the tub and find the ran over head

they go in and see pooh outside the Window

main chick tells a woman w/a son it'll be ok

they run around and getta gun i think even though soviet england hates em for being cool

See also free speech

piglet comes in and 1 girl falls he nerd so main chick lands in da swimming  pool

piglet gets poo chick with chains wait she escapes and chases her in the water

wait i think main chick was on the floor and piglet busts pool chick w/a sledge hammer with a spray

wait main chick comes in w/another and these were others

real main chick and nerd see piglet/piooh carry he bodies back

pooh eats i think honey and this gross possible chick wakes up

pooh whips her and later main chick and nerd untie her and Chris R who sez no time, go!

tthey find a girl wih a f'd face who wans revenge

k I read aids bad wikipeidea who sez pooh whips him with eeores tail and showers Chris R in his gfs blood

f=k face is horrified half her face was eated so She fires a gun to and is outta bullets like a dumba55

pooh gets her and puts honey on her as piglet eats her alive as pigs do

so the girls run from pooh and we see piglet tied in chains on a thing as a girl I think main chick smacks him like it's do anything as pigs can tank bullets

she beats on him with a sledge hammer

pooh returns and machettes in her mouth to a wall like that sterilized abridgers fat woman in Italy

2 guys looking redneck come by and don't get what they need help with

they look into it and he chicks are in their truck

the rednecks walk to pooh with weapons asking what you onto?

1 hits him with a crowbar to no effect s bears are tough

so they beat on him and a broken been bootle on his head does zippo

pooh nails 1 who runs to the car then chops off a guys hand and head stomps another

the chicks run him over but he gets on from behind and on the hood

they stop the car and he flies off but main chick wakes to see pooh carrying off nerdmo

she spazzes out on the car instead of using it and the windshield wipers smear blood

pooh gets her out and is goona end her til Chris R runs him over in a car saying f=k yooo!

poohs still not dead and walks off a car crash like bruce wilis in unbreakable

they try to escape but the car blows for no reason, maybe made in korea

pooh gets her but Chris R sez its me you want/i'll stay

pooh cuts her neck and chris R crys as she hugs him

she bites it and pooh stabs her head a lot as Crhsi R runs

then credits and images of the piglet and pooh mask

the end

that was prey cool

creative slasher

good effects

The characters kinda blended together but its a slasher and they're only there to get it

nice gore

cool music

didn't expect pooh to ice her at the end

the storybook pages at the start was cool

pretty well done

glad I saw it

for Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 I want it to be years later and Chris R has been training in Ninja skills. But Pooh has taken over england and saw is crueler o oppress em than ice em. So he has slaves he tortures for amusement and eats. Bu Chris R returns and is a big buff guy like Hulk Hogan who slices throuh the slaves and people devolved with poos dna using a cyber Katana and faces Pooh who turns into a huge tentacle yokai after being beat once. Also its a 16 bi Plaform game like Shinobi on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA.

The Hilarious Posters Review

Note: I spell PosT Toasies

The Hilarious Posters

This is my review on The Hilarious Posters from the distant futture year of Oda Nobunaga of 1906(100 years before Transformers season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabossa Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort/The Merry Frolics Of Satan/Soap Bubbles/A Roadside Inn.

I never saw this b4 bu here I go homie

after title we see posers with devolved looking alleged humans in french

at least it ain't canadian french

thats worse than brain rot

a seemingly africanized alleged human comes by with a ladder and pains i wih clear cr-p

then puts a new poser up of a chick wearing a ruffled dress like a bad ps4 cover

2 guys in has and moustaches and capes come by

after they leave the main ps4 chick poser comes alive and he poster guy/girl on it leave the poster

i think here was an Animaniacs ep of this in a video sore of he warners and vhs covers

she looks a he other posers which are moving and ge a drink from he bar add or w/e

but alcohol kills soviets more than b0ning

then has a cupcake from a marie antoinete chick

the guy his om a chick on a poster for i hink h00kers

his woman kicks him in his probably non virgin butt for being into chicks today

then has him kneel like a beta and kiss her filthy hand

main guy trys to get a food from a chef cooking but he shakes the pot to have steam fall on main guy

what a c=ck sucker

better take a dump in his pot

its french food, who would know?

a guy in the top spills plates so he main couple leave

then the hta/cloak/mopustache guy return and the postters are normal

after they go by a monopoly guy looking homo erectus comes by reading a book

then the posters alive and throw cr-p at him

he gets cape guys who are thrown cr-=p at then the posers return to posterism

the wall falls on em as women, probably into witchcraft, cheer behind a fence

are they in a zoo?

the dames dance as he capemos try to climb he fence bu trees at the op  stop em

1's caught on the gate by his belt then the wall returns

here's a hole in 1 posters a55 and he guys rip through other posters as the poser guys dance by

the end

that was not bad

good comedy and fun

nice effects

good use of multiple things on 1 screen

didn't expect the ending

pretty fun

For The Hilarious Posters 2 I want the poser people o be witches who phase through reality and fiction and wan revenge on fan artists who draw fiction in weird fetish cr-p. Also is a Mario Pain Game on DS and PSP where you draw things and make it move.

A Roadside Inn

Note: I spell rodiesan

A Roadside Inn

This is my review on A Roadside Inn rom the distant future year to caligula of 1906(100 years before Transformers Season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort/The Merry Frolics Of Satan/Soap Bubbles.

I neve saw it before but I'm going through this frenchhmo's cr-p and its usually good

after title we get a flash of a pentagram on screen as a subliminal message

theres 2 rooms and a drunk like the soviets when not b0ning stumbles around

a guy come out a door to yell at it bumping cr-p

the left side is the hall and right is  bedroom without anyone in it

so the humans throw the drunk in he bedroom and close the doo

druk mo gets undressed a bit and go to bed but the 3 guys outside seem to be waiting outside

they run as he gets ready but drunkmo goes upstairs after the human hide in their rooms

drunk mo goes upstairs with a candle and robe so the humans rush in his room

they whip out their long uncut b0ners and blast huge foamy bursts on the walls, floors and furniture

jk really they put together a fake human upper body/head on a spring wit a demony face like a clown or fallen angel offspring

they put it i the bed and 1 guy climbs on top o the bed upper area for curtains like M=Mickey's Christmas Carol and 1 hies in the closet bu not like back door barry and big parts mike

te last guy runs out and drunkmo returns but finds demon ting in bed being moved by guy on top

he swings at it but it moves around and floats so drunkmo pulls a effin gun and blows it open as pillow cr-p falls

guy in closet comes out with a cloth like a ghost or Klansman and freaks out drunk mo who falls over

the 3 guys wrap him in a white cloth and escape but ames arei the hall rom their rooms

they stop with em and drunkmo comes out so they get hi in the blanket and all heave it to throw i in the air like barfing when on your back

they he blows like a firecracker somehow and the people scatter

and no that one isn't a joke

The End

that was pretty good

i was onna say his gun goes of and kills someone

good prank video

seems to be done in 1 take

only like 4 mins

unexpected end

i assume he chugged nitro and blew

seems like a prank video on youtube or something

and drunks got it coming

For A Roadside Inn 2 I want word to get out and ow some people ae susceptible to blowing. So scientists do tests on people to try to recreate it. eventually some pop and they nerds try to figure out why. Turns out some have bad dna rom demn heritage that makes em unstable emotionally and physically and when pushed too far, it malreacts and blows em. Also its a 128 bit mini game collection on GameCube, Dreamcas, xbox and ps2 here you and oher players do mini game il 1 pops and las 1 lef wins.

Soap Bubbles Review

Note: I watched Power Puff Girls in the 90s

Soap Bubbles

This is my review on Soap Bubbles rom the diatant urure year of 1906(730 years before Contra III)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort/The Merry Frolics Of Satan

I never saw this but imma give it a chance

it starts with a title card of a cloth over a place of columns and a doorway

a guy comes in and waves his hands then gets a chalice that has smoke rise

it makes an mage of a woman who summons then comes down

then 2 guys bring a table with squares on it and the chick goes between em

main guy blows bubbles that 1 turns to a womans head and floats over 1 square

this looks like a sonic level

he summons another head and it goes on the other

they vanish but he summons 2 fairy girls

then an ape comes in and starts b0ning a soviet in candy a55 Canada

jk really he takes the butterfly wings and the faeries vanish with the chick

2 guys take the table away and bring in a long coffin thing he waves his hands over

a guy i think but it may be a hermaphrodite lie la blue girl and go nagai manga with 2 chicks appears on it

min guy goes on the coffin thing and the trio holds hands around hum

he extends into a long b0ner monster and bars spurm on the floor

k really they fade out and he dances a bit then curls up and turns to a bubble like in maoh dante credits

he floats up and the assistantsts look at it with wonder

then main guy walks in rom the right and surprizes em and tey leave

the end

that was pretty good

no real plot but a nice magic show

pretty impressive effects

not sure how they did that woman in smoke thing but its good

glad i saw it

its like 4 mins and not bad

For Soap Bubbles I want m to be in WW1 and fighting the Germans with summoning magic of bubble style, but finds the French were the bad guys and goes to the French base to overload his magic to attone by consuming it in all of his ki like vegeta in dbz vs buu. Also its an 8 bit game like master of darkness but on sega master system, game gear, nes, gb, tg16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you play as him and fight steampunnk germans but each you beat gives a clue of the french evils

The Merry Frolics Of Satan Review

Note: unlike THEM, I'm not into Satanism

The Merry Frolics Of Satan

This is my review o The Merry Frolics Of Satan rom the istant furure year to Dante of 1906(100 years beore Transformers Season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort

I saw a few seconds of this in Hugo ut never saw the whole thing

Its like 20 mins long which is a lot or this frencihe

after title theres a lab with a globe like is the earth wasn't flat and a bot model hanging from the ceiling referencing AIR Ships and other cr=p

this devolved lincon looking guy in  black trench coat like The Matrix has an artist drawing and i think a maid

linconmo is happy his artist shows him cr-p and seems kinda frooty but it may be only french

also some of it is hand colored and in proper fullscreen

artist gets on a coat and hard and to go with linconmo as maid who i think is a guy or hermaphrodite like many eurotrash, gets on a hat and coat

in this inner lab with demon like statues on the wall and telescopes for astronomy or astrology like demon worshippers do, the 3 go in, linconmo leaves and artist sits on a chair that raises up as maid sits on a barrel that goes in the floors a55

a huge gold boot comes out of a capsule like in a genesis game and kicks maid a few times in his candy a55, then he tries punching it but a demon hand comes from the wall to grab him

this lnconmo is into the black arts

say a prayer

he bumps into the telescope that falls on him and extends like its b0ning at him, but he moves back like a force from it pushed him w/o contact

linconmo brings a wizard who uses magic to lower the chair artist is on

then rings in a swarm of wizards who bring in a cauldron and they mix cr-p in it to make i think apples or bread

wizard throws 1 on the floor to make an angel appear in pink smoke like a ninja smoke ball

wait its a female with long cloth on her arms who turns into a weird yokai gon=d face that dances out on girl legs

artist trys paying wizard who dont want money, dont want fame, dont want a credit card to praise His name

wizard has artist sign a paper then artist/maid leave w/the box of bread things

the wizards remove the robe to sow foot long b0ners i mean 1800s clothes as this bird demon yokai statue on the ceiling spazzes out

wizard is in a red robe and hat thats colored like its drawn on and sends the gang out

then this cauldron erupts with soviet spurm i mean h=llfire

maid with bread ninja smoke things goes by a dinner table

artist throws a smoke thing to summon a treasure chest then 2 George Washington guys come out and pull a smaller chest out that 2 more George washinton guys come out, who pull a 3rd chest out the 1st and 2 more come out

they throw the table, chairs and cloths in the 1st chest, move it, and take out 2 more chests the put painting/furniture in, then line the boxes up and put people in em

the boxes turn to a train with em in cage things the they hook a train engine box to it and drive of

1 guy almost gets out by opening the box but is sealed like a butt on a stoma

the red guy comes rom the floor and the George Washington guys turn to devilman like guys then red guy goes in a square hole in the floors a55 and the demon team rolls on the floor and it poos to pink smoke across the floor like two face's attack on level 2 of Batman And Robin on Genesis

train goes by a wine store and people throw trash at the cagedfrom windows

it crosses a wood bridge that freaks and the cages fall then guy from a roof by it comes out and spazzes out

the train goes by a village and lets the last guy out the cage and its artist then the train goes boxes which are carried off

a cook comes by and maid/artist go in a restraint but cook is the red guy who summons 2 black devils who walk on all 4's in the restruant then re guy goes in the well they came from

in there is pictures of demon clowns as they are based on fallen angels and a chair vanishes as maid is gonna sit on it

food goes in a clown pictures mouth fallin up the chairs vanish

the food warps from table to table as do the chairs and then vanish and return a bit

black demons throws cr-p from the cupboard and come out so the duo runs/is chased

they come to a meal at a table of people but the blacky's run on it and the people flee

the duo trys to eat but the blacks put the pots on the duos heads then the tables vanish

the blacks crawl Around and cooks come in but get roughed by em and they run away like bosses on spider man venom separation anxiety after hitting em

the chefs fall in a hole in the floors a55 and some of the demon look like Harley quinn rom batman 90s who people find hot for some reason but is just a clown with a bad accent

Harley quinn demon ump in an out of things and to the ceiling  but chefs return and they all flee then chefs return and laff

the duo get to a horse and cat but red guy throws 1 guy in a barrel then turns the horse to a skeleton and cart to a weird gold flesh thing like a Yugioh card

maid whips the horse til it falls backward and chefs spazz out til red guy gets on a car thing behind the cart and drives it on

we get a miniature of the cart over hills and in a barfing volcano then see the cart driven over the sky or space with the skeleton horse flailing and stars with 6 points and moons and suns and planets wit a geezer in it and a crescent moon with a chick on it posing hot and people flying and a 5 point star woman

the horse stops so maid beats it so it poots white dust like nose candy on him

it moves as faces in many pointed stars go by and it falls but artist has an umbrella

they all in a roof in a dining room with people in it but red guy comes out a table with the paper, lifts up artist then drags him to h=ll

in there is a spiky demon place and chicks as status and red guy summons a big face from the floor that demon guys come out the mouth and poke him with forks

the face goes then the people come out and demon bring wood thins to combine to a wheel then get him on a spit and spin him as a demon in the wheel turns it and fire cooks him

the end

that as pretty good

no title cards but i got the jist of it

good warning of alchemy and science being connected to the black arts

creative color an designs

i knew of the skeleton horse scene but nothing else besides its a bit like Faust and it was pretty cool

so the bad guy wins and the good guy goes to h-ll or dealing with the black arts

interesting end

they'd not do that today

but Angel On My Shoulder was smilair

Glad I saw it

For The Merry Frolics Of Satan 2 I want it to be the istant future year of 1935 and te land is a cybertech metropolis but te eggs or smoke things are found and release demons that attack. So the syber cops gotta take em on ith lash Gordon weapons. Also its a 16 bit game like the 16 bit Judge Dredd on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as a guy and fit in a German expressionist cyber punk city and fight released demons.

/The Mysterious Retort Review

Note: what the F is a retort?!

The Mysterious Retort

This is my review on The Mysterious Retort from the distant future year to The Italian Stallion Christopher Columbus of 1906(100 years before Tranformers Season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal

I never saw this b4 but I'm doing that frenchmos films and this is next

on the inside o a place tis wizard robe guy has a robin hood looking pseudo hetero manning the pump to blow air on the fire on the boiling thing for alchemy

ed elric; we need the philosophers stone al

robin hood slave goes off and wizard not o the coast rests but the table with the glass organ on it opens an a long green b0nar i mean snake comes out, stretches around and turns into  green clothes guy who rolls around

greenmo grabs a item, wakes up wizard and gives him it then hugs him

the glass organ with the bent spout gets bigger and greenmo warps around then in the organ and looks like a virus or sider with hi face in the center

eventually it turns into a chick in white robes like a roman and water is flling up the organ with bubbles

she vanishes and the water has bursts of colored cr-p in it

then the bent spout barfs red cr-p in this bucket like j-zzing lava

the boiling stops and outta the bucket is a ghost i think in a white robe like a soviet i mean klansman but non pointy hood

it rises then vanishes

then wizard wakes up and the lass organ blows behind him as he falls to the round probably dead

the end

tat wasn't bad

interesting ideas

the spider and woman in glass scenes went on a bit

not much going on but it holds attention

its around 2 mins long

shows the dangers of alchemy an the occult

the snake can be like the Seraphim who fell

and shapeshifters

glad I saw it

a good quick show w/o filler

well, kinda

For The Mysterious Retort 2 I want the wizard to rebuild his body with steam punk gear spring prosthetics and have his robin hood slave go out and make ad get the parts. Also its a 32/64 bit game like harvest moon on N64, Sega Saturn, pa1 and 3D0 but you go around to markets and buy parts and make em into steampunk gear spring cr-p.