The Merry Frolics Of Satan Review

Note: unlike THEM, I'm not into Satanism

The Merry Frolics Of Satan

This is my review o The Merry Frolics Of Satan rom the istant furure year to Dante of 1906(100 years beore Transformers Season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort

I saw a few seconds of this in Hugo ut never saw the whole thing

Its like 20 mins long which is a lot or this frencihe

after title theres a lab with a globe like is the earth wasn't flat and a bot model hanging from the ceiling referencing AIR Ships and other cr=p

this devolved lincon looking guy in  black trench coat like The Matrix has an artist drawing and i think a maid

linconmo is happy his artist shows him cr-p and seems kinda frooty but it may be only french

also some of it is hand colored and in proper fullscreen

artist gets on a coat and hard and to go with linconmo as maid who i think is a guy or hermaphrodite like many eurotrash, gets on a hat and coat

in this inner lab with demon like statues on the wall and telescopes for astronomy or astrology like demon worshippers do, the 3 go in, linconmo leaves and artist sits on a chair that raises up as maid sits on a barrel that goes in the floors a55

a huge gold boot comes out of a capsule like in a genesis game and kicks maid a few times in his candy a55, then he tries punching it but a demon hand comes from the wall to grab him

this lnconmo is into the black arts

say a prayer

he bumps into the telescope that falls on him and extends like its b0ning at him, but he moves back like a force from it pushed him w/o contact

linconmo brings a wizard who uses magic to lower the chair artist is on

then rings in a swarm of wizards who bring in a cauldron and they mix cr-p in it to make i think apples or bread

wizard throws 1 on the floor to make an angel appear in pink smoke like a ninja smoke ball

wait its a female with long cloth on her arms who turns into a weird yokai gon=d face that dances out on girl legs

artist trys paying wizard who dont want money, dont want fame, dont want a credit card to praise His name

wizard has artist sign a paper then artist/maid leave w/the box of bread things

the wizards remove the robe to sow foot long b0ners i mean 1800s clothes as this bird demon yokai statue on the ceiling spazzes out

wizard is in a red robe and hat thats colored like its drawn on and sends the gang out

then this cauldron erupts with soviet spurm i mean h=llfire

maid with bread ninja smoke things goes by a dinner table

artist throws a smoke thing to summon a treasure chest then 2 George Washington guys come out and pull a smaller chest out that 2 more George washinton guys come out, who pull a 3rd chest out the 1st and 2 more come out

they throw the table, chairs and cloths in the 1st chest, move it, and take out 2 more chests the put painting/furniture in, then line the boxes up and put people in em

the boxes turn to a train with em in cage things the they hook a train engine box to it and drive of

1 guy almost gets out by opening the box but is sealed like a butt on a stoma

the red guy comes rom the floor and the George Washington guys turn to devilman like guys then red guy goes in a square hole in the floors a55 and the demon team rolls on the floor and it poos to pink smoke across the floor like two face's attack on level 2 of Batman And Robin on Genesis

train goes by a wine store and people throw trash at the cagedfrom windows

it crosses a wood bridge that freaks and the cages fall then guy from a roof by it comes out and spazzes out

the train goes by a village and lets the last guy out the cage and its artist then the train goes boxes which are carried off

a cook comes by and maid/artist go in a restraint but cook is the red guy who summons 2 black devils who walk on all 4's in the restruant then re guy goes in the well they came from

in there is pictures of demon clowns as they are based on fallen angels and a chair vanishes as maid is gonna sit on it

food goes in a clown pictures mouth fallin up the chairs vanish

the food warps from table to table as do the chairs and then vanish and return a bit

black demons throws cr-p from the cupboard and come out so the duo runs/is chased

they come to a meal at a table of people but the blacky's run on it and the people flee

the duo trys to eat but the blacks put the pots on the duos heads then the tables vanish

the blacks crawl Around and cooks come in but get roughed by em and they run away like bosses on spider man venom separation anxiety after hitting em

the chefs fall in a hole in the floors a55 and some of the demon look like Harley quinn rom batman 90s who people find hot for some reason but is just a clown with a bad accent

Harley quinn demon ump in an out of things and to the ceiling  but chefs return and they all flee then chefs return and laff

the duo get to a horse and cat but red guy throws 1 guy in a barrel then turns the horse to a skeleton and cart to a weird gold flesh thing like a Yugioh card

maid whips the horse til it falls backward and chefs spazz out til red guy gets on a car thing behind the cart and drives it on

we get a miniature of the cart over hills and in a barfing volcano then see the cart driven over the sky or space with the skeleton horse flailing and stars with 6 points and moons and suns and planets wit a geezer in it and a crescent moon with a chick on it posing hot and people flying and a 5 point star woman

the horse stops so maid beats it so it poots white dust like nose candy on him

it moves as faces in many pointed stars go by and it falls but artist has an umbrella

they all in a roof in a dining room with people in it but red guy comes out a table with the paper, lifts up artist then drags him to h=ll

in there is a spiky demon place and chicks as status and red guy summons a big face from the floor that demon guys come out the mouth and poke him with forks

the face goes then the people come out and demon bring wood thins to combine to a wheel then get him on a spit and spin him as a demon in the wheel turns it and fire cooks him

the end

that as pretty good

no title cards but i got the jist of it

good warning of alchemy and science being connected to the black arts

creative color an designs

i knew of the skeleton horse scene but nothing else besides its a bit like Faust and it was pretty cool

so the bad guy wins and the good guy goes to h-ll or dealing with the black arts

interesting end

they'd not do that today

but Angel On My Shoulder was smilair

Glad I saw it

For The Merry Frolics Of Satan 2 I want it to be the istant future year of 1935 and te land is a cybertech metropolis but te eggs or smoke things are found and release demons that attack. So the syber cops gotta take em on ith lash Gordon weapons. Also its a 16 bit game like the 16 bit Judge Dredd on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as a guy and fit in a German expressionist cyber punk city and fight released demons.

/The Mysterious Retort Review

Note: what the F is a retort?!

The Mysterious Retort

This is my review on The Mysterious Retort from the distant future year to The Italian Stallion Christopher Columbus of 1906(100 years before Tranformers Season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal

I never saw this b4 but I'm doing that frenchmos films and this is next

on the inside o a place tis wizard robe guy has a robin hood looking pseudo hetero manning the pump to blow air on the fire on the boiling thing for alchemy

ed elric; we need the philosophers stone al

robin hood slave goes off and wizard not o the coast rests but the table with the glass organ on it opens an a long green b0nar i mean snake comes out, stretches around and turns into  green clothes guy who rolls around

greenmo grabs a item, wakes up wizard and gives him it then hugs him

the glass organ with the bent spout gets bigger and greenmo warps around then in the organ and looks like a virus or sider with hi face in the center

eventually it turns into a chick in white robes like a roman and water is flling up the organ with bubbles

she vanishes and the water has bursts of colored cr-p in it

then the bent spout barfs red cr-p in this bucket like j-zzing lava

the boiling stops and outta the bucket is a ghost i think in a white robe like a soviet i mean klansman but non pointy hood

it rises then vanishes

then wizard wakes up and the lass organ blows behind him as he falls to the round probably dead

the end

tat wasn't bad

interesting ideas

the spider and woman in glass scenes went on a bit

not much going on but it holds attention

its around 2 mins long

shows the dangers of alchemy an the occult

the snake can be like the Seraphim who fell

and shapeshifters

glad I saw it

a good quick show w/o filler

well, kinda

For The Mysterious Retort 2 I want the wizard to rebuild his body with steam punk gear spring prosthetics and have his robin hood slave go out and make ad get the parts. Also its a 32/64 bit game like harvest moon on N64, Sega Saturn, pa1 and 3D0 but you go around to markets and buy parts and make em into steampunk gear spring cr-p.

La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal Review

Note: to h=ll with the French

La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal

This is ore samma no review on La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal rom the distant future year to the marquis de sade of 1906(100 years bfore Transformers Season III

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks

Its also called The Witch but I try not to review movies with the same name and there' other movies called this

but F the french, those alleged humans are surplus to requirements

I put up with those things all the time in soviet Canada and their devolved language

its literally the ebonics of french

saying candya55 trudeau is so cultured to speak canadian french is like saying Jay Z is so cultured to speak English

real frenchies hate those things too

those things f'd canada like the rotting tumor on the nations a55 they are

now I dump on the french a lot... What? You thought there's a butt? No. Send em back to jigoku!

Now I never saw this but the carbossa character is said to be the sleeping beauty bad guy

so it starts with a title and a man in womens clothes like the French and brits like but as a witch

in its lair this guy looking like Link from Zelda with Loki Horns on the hat, seeming like the pied piper of peeder puffer comes in with a guitar

e puts it down and talks to the witch who checks his hand, probably from j=rking off all the time to garbage as i joke of frenchies seducing trash

ohh this garbage is too hot! Its b0ning time!

french women dont shave their pits, thats for french men

the witch spazzes her hands like an Italiano or Grizzelda in The Hilarious House Of Frightenstein

i think she sucks w/e was on it of and he's waving is hands like some tourettes italiano

he goes to leave and he wants something, probably his parts for rituals, but puts a stool down and he puts his probably spurm filled french a55 on it

she gets hr own stool, not a stool sample like the french mix their chopped up baby stew with a foot long log of human waste

in comes these 2 midget things but are really human sized guys bending the legs and dressed like sodomy elves which may be were dr seuss got thing 1 and thing 2 in the cat in the hat

i hate cats. i had 1 as a kid, he was my best friend, he ran way, broke my heart, now i hate animals.

If animals had souls i'd want it to burn in h=ll with frenhies, but those things dont got souls either

if they had souls they wouldn't be french!

now I dump on the french a lot... cuz they s=ck! And not only aids from each others rectums!

so the wannabe midget man things chimp around like moneys or apes and get a rame and  mirror then f==k off bac to h-ll were they cam from offscreen

she has he frame show a woman in a dress like Cinderella and he wants to b0ne her probably in the armpit where the hair is

she makes the images go off like a computer screen and the midgets take it away

she gets a 4 leafed clover and reads her black magic book but he swaps somethin in his bag for i think dirt and trades it for the clover and runs

she checks his bag and finds he trucked her like Walmart selling tampered yugioh packs that have cr-ppy condition cards from packs released much later, and when you complain to the workers, they are gaijin who don't understand the issue nor much English

worthless gaijin! jigoku eo chiro!

shine kusojin!

omae tachi no zoku wa omaka kuso!

kiete harenhi saru tachi!

so she dumps out sand or dry feces and wigs out then gets a pail and does black magic to make red smoke comes out 

peeder puffer escapes by ruined castles, probably from the Olde World kingdoms before the little season of deception

she catches him but he nails her in the head with stone bricks and flees

she gets her broom and we see him in a wasteland of seemingly melted pillars like the arcing electricity from the great burn

remember, like 1/3rd o Earths land is burned desert often with right angle rocks, like ruined buildings

theres even a greek column top in the ruins peeder puffer runs by as she chases on her broom

odd to have such detail in 1 scene for a few seconds

then he's in a graveyard by a ruined church and prays to a cross

ghosts come out of the tomb and walk around but are see through and get him

he holds the clover to escape em and the witch comes by

he gets to a castle by a golden mt and a big a55 reptile comes out of a pit as a cardboard cut out colored

wait its a frog and then appears a gold owl as for occult things and a googly eyes red wings dragon like Reptilicus

wait its a winged serpent like many cultures now of all over the planet but the "exprts" clam never existed

also are 2 guys in snake costumes crawling with arms out like Nagas and the wing snake barfs fire

a guy in a White Robed with a White beard and a gold sickle in the left hand, olive branch in the right appears, give his the branch and peeder puffer shakes it to scare em off

this gold chest opens behind em with a red shirt gold armor guy who gives him a sword main guy carrys in his mouth by the blade and goes in the crevasse then climbs the wall as armor guy goes back in the box

the witch shows up and is scared of the white guy who points away and she goes

peeder puffer gets to this dungeon in a ruined castle with runes on gold over the doorway

he cuts the cinerella girl free and shes in a CHECKERBOARD WITE AND bLACK dress then breaks the door with a wood piece

they go out and the witch comes in then rides the broom out where she came

he goes out by the gold chest with her and then the witch is flying in the black sky on her broom with a CRESCET MOON

the duo get to a lake with rock pillars in it and they kneel to hold each others hands

the witch gets there and is gonna shank him but the White robe beard guy grabs her hand like art of Abraham and Isaac and the Angel after he stops the shanking my holding the clover thing to summon White Man

White Man sweeps her off the cliff with her own broom and this clown guy with a horn on the head like an Oni comes at White guy but peeder puffer stops him

So White Guy uses the sword to stab through the torso with sparks like a ROCKET and clown oni falls dead

White Guy has the duo kneel and raises hands over em or a blessing

then we see the title and the guy kisses the girl on the face

the end

that was pretty good

a lot of occult and hidden truth themes

good coloring by hand

good effects

nice adventure

good action

its a solid film

and 12 min is pretty long for the director who often did 2 min tings

glad i saw it

For La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal 2 I want them to have a kid who has to return the clover to the witch lair to save her family as the magic only last so long but aces various monsters and ancient tech wielding warriors. But she's a body builder warrior with ancient tech armor to get past em. Also its an 8 bit game like Golden Axe Warrior on Sega Master System, Game Gear, NES, GB, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx but cyberpunk and 1700s and you go around getting more tech to upgrade armor by going in ruined bases full of yokai guarding em. The final boss is the witches magic tech defence system she let on after leaving.

Rogues' Tricks Review

Note: I'm not an X Man

Rogues' Tricks

This is my review on Rogues' Tricks from the distant future year to Lot from Sodom of 1907(100 years before Transformers Sason 4 in America)

This is my review on Under the Seas rom the ditant future year to Beethoven o 1907(100 years before Robotech I mean Transformers Season 4)Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas

I never saw this before but its easier to review one of these 1900s films than a 140 min modern movie

after title card we see a home with a fanny mirror and a bust on apedastal

2 guys break in by braking a window and opening it

they go in and spazz around ten start takin umbrellas

they open a wardrobe and hide in it

he home owner comes in and sees the broken window

he's got a big a55 beard but not a big beard on his a55

as they're frenchies i think they may be b0ning in the closet in te real version

lusty as a soviet

HOMe Owner looks around as the thieves hide and peek out o the closet every now and then

owner looks in the cloet 1 door at a time and thy say hiddden

the maid/slave/property comes in and e b-=ches at her with waving hands like an italiano

she goes and he looks around then a guy comes in to put in a new window

the crooks escape the closet and are gonna club him but go of to the right

owner leaves to the right and we see the crooks in i think a kitchen

wait its a bath room and they hide under the wood covering on the big a55 tub

and no like the blobs n the learning channel

owner turns on the hot water an the crooks try to open the wood cover

he sees em and keeps covering em and trying to get someone to help him

then sits on the cover but the 2 overpower him and come out with owner falling in the tub and the crooks covering it

they leave and he get ou andspazzes out over the hot water

the crooks escape and knock over the maind and glass boy ten hide in the closet

iwner comes ut with a gun and shoot the maid in the a55 ten spazzes out and the crooks escape the closet and tip it on owner then spazzily escae

owner beats his way ou the back of the closet an keels over

the end

tat was not bad

sorta like a bug bunny cartoon

the director was the owner and this and the sun moon sodomy thing was said to be the only ones he got f'd in

in te others he won

most is done in 1 take and they went to another room to do it in tat take

didn't expect it to go tat way but its a solid

nice comedy thing

For Rogues' Tricks 2 I want the owner to be rebuilt with steampunk cr-p and go on a hunt for them with him wasting crooks he finds on the slums of soviet France. Also its an 8 it game on Sega Master Ssytem, Game Gear, NES, GB, 16, Atari 7800 and Lynx here you platorm and ight like a Batman on NES game.

Under The Sea Review

Note: I I know more of spelling than we now of the deep sea

Under the Seas

This is my review on Under the Seas rom the ditant future year to Beethoven o 1907(100 years before Robotech I mean Transformers Season 4)Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Parmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indin Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped

I never saw this but its a parody Of Jules Vernes 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

this is said to be missing sense but imma do it anyway

it starts with a buncha guys including i think military guys in White lining up as a commander walks around

a fancy guy in a cape and with a long rod(tee hee) is there and I think a king

a guy walks around fancy and has a hat as a chick is there

the army or navy guys put a bridge on the thing to let people go in this vehicle

walking guy goes in after em and hey take the bridge and send him off after closing the man hole(tee hee)

the sub goes down and the military guys leave as the chicks on the platform watching come down to look over the side

after enough depth, light can' reach through water

its a cold black abyss of demons and weird creatures

the sub looking like a weird t=rd goes through he sea with what look like ruins in the background and what looks like a fish man on the let lower side

they go through a dark area with light seaweed lie Leon Neon from the 80s

its bright white in thee as i guess theres another light source in the depths

by this 5 pointed star facing up is dancing sea women(not men(tee hee))

the light unbrightens and theres mermaids by the star

the sea women dance around a while but in the real version were probably b0ning

an those broads keep dancing

what is this? soviet ballet?

eventually they leave and i think the mermaids turn to coral

we see real fish and eventually the sub lands with the a guy looking out the man hole (tee hee) sees fish cut outs go by

he sees the sea dames and goes out under like a mile of water w/o being crushed into goo

this massive fish the size of a bus come in and opens its mouth so he kicks at it and it goes

he walks around w/o any equipment as I guess this is going DBGT with thicc pan underwater vs the green dragon

a big a55 White Crab comes by with moving parts which is pretty impressive for 1907

he touches its claw and it leaves

he goes on then takes of his coat to whip it at something offscreen, maybe censored to cover the TRUTH

hes in a striped shirt like 200 000 leg undr the ea

or 20 000 leagues up yo a55! with my D0NG as Ricard Ian Cox! and Yo But! As the VIRGIN!

he trys taking a peal from a clam ho bites his hand and he jerks it out

more like j=rkin off on the food like the freniches do

he puts his head in some ranches that close on it

he gets out and sniffs an anus or sea flower that extends to his face

he collects something on the round, i think natural nose cany, as its the 1900s, and sniffs it i think

he spazzes around til a swarm of seahorses come by and he trys riding 1 but it gets away

in the real version he tried b0ning it

so all thee sea things come and a multi tentacle thing flails at him

is that a squid or octopus?

so the sea women save him and wait I think they capture him as theres a sea queen

so he's swarmed by sea things and probably b0ned dead

then wakes up in bed under covers, wait he fell head 1st in a bucket and a few guys pull him out

all these people rush in and he acts like he's swimming then tells his tale as they dress him

the end

that was pretty cool

nice effects

another dream story

not at all like the Jules Verne story

a lot is filler like people walking or dancing

its not bad

nice un little adventure

For Under the Seas 2 I want him to keep having dreams of these undersea things so he gets on a real sub to go down. Turns out its a psychic message rom the sea people as he's the chosen one to save em from sea demons. Also uner the sea is powers activate and he can breathe and increases power then battles the sea demons with i blasts rom his hands. Also its a 16 bit game like Rocket Knight Adventures meets Ecco The Dolphin on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA.

How Bridget's Lover Escaped Review

Note: The French are unAmerican, So I o Super American

How Bridget's Lover Escaped

This is Ore Samma No Review Of How Bridget's Lover Escaped from the distant future year to King Solomon of 1907(100 years before Transformers Season 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel

I never saw this but the chick is called Victorine in the Frenchie version

Like nicoline instead of Nicole?

We got a girl version of victor, it Victoria, like the evil queen in soviet England

atfer title card we get another saying the cause of delay

we see a home with a fat lady in a mammy outfit and a moustache guy  in a pith helmet

h helps her get to the table and she sits on his lap with her fat a55 as he hugs her

guess he's a chubby chaser

imagine if he gives her a big hug and his arms sink into her flab like a sack of jello

in another room 3 people, possibly men but its hard to tell with renchies, are at a table

i think the middle ones a chick and they bicker as the french cant be at peace rm their evolution disability

the blonde one rings a bell and has an autism attack as hose frenchies are pretty unbalanced and flip out for no reason

esp the woman, those alleged human s=ck

never breed with those things, it'll damage the bloodline

so blondmo sits for a few seconds then it and the alleged woman go in the other room

eventually the 3rd frenche goes and they find fata55 and moustachio not b0ning but in the real version they might be

wait the lardo hides her butt buddy in a big wood box b4 they come

she fakes being asleep, maybe from diabeetus and they help her as her butt buddy keeps popping up to check

the frenchmoes eat cr-p there, possibly literally as those frechies and their poop fetish, as moustachio tries to lave out a window or something and knocks a big a55 clock on the blondmo

the other 2 frechies leave as moustachio throws blondmo in he box and puts furniture on t the ecapes up the chimney

more drenchies come as we didn't have enough of those crack smoking apes in this, and try to go up the chimney but et blasted by white powder, possibly cocainum

they go back in the chimney and tet sez a very dangerous roof

moustachio gets on the roof with all these big buildings made by allegedly horse and buggy monkeys with tall towers in the background, or 1 at least

on the roof he dumps a thing of white dust in the chimney intead o taking a sloppy dump

then changes clothes with some on a line

then gets his coat o a guy sleeping on the roof, possibly rom drugs

the renchies et up and see him faking being another guy working

then they go for the not him in his clothes but 1 falls in a roof window

they crawl to him and fall off the roof with 1 getting his clothes caught on a spiked fence

in the real version they got skewered on it

a crowd of frenchies comes to help em and  an they're all f';d

mouctacio saps back clothes and returns down the chimney to his fat gf who helps him get on his coat

the door out is locked and he wiggles it then lays on the ground for the swarming in frenchies to trip over him

moustahio and his at g escape and lock the guys in as i guess she was the fam slave

text sez love! love!! love!!! and we see em outside in WHITE GLOVES and he kissed her a bit with her being happy

they have some snuff and smooch lie the gene simmons band and not Richard simmons

the end

that was pretty good

nice lite silly lever comedy

good action

creative ideas

sorta prototype Harold Lloyd or buster Keaton

this guys gf is pretty tubby, its lie my g at 5'3 and 220lbs

but this chick is fatter

glad i saw it

pretty fun lite time

or How Bridget's Lover Escaped I want her to be married and really pregnant and too fat to walk so he has to go out an do errands like buy food and coo it and feed her and hose her off in the backyard like a farm animal. Also its an 8 bit Nes, Gameboy, Master System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari lynx/7800 game where you play as him and do things in a Zelda like thing but 1900s Europe

Tunnelling The English Channel Review

Note: England an rance are both bad guys

Tunnelling The English Channel

This is my review on Tunnelling The English Channel from the distant future year to the evil king henry the 8th or castleania oj, of 1907(100 years before Transformrs Seasn 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon

I never saw this but according to back door, aids bag, wiener cleaner, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, b0ner smoker, frooty booty, Creator hater, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, hippie vegan stoner pta tree kung fu bseev on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia, had a guy talking during he film to explain the cr-p and the brit king was talked in  a britmo accent

in 1907 there was talk of building a unnel between soviet England and candya55 France so boy georges did this

like sewing the butt to another butt

It starts with 2 rooms, 1 let 1 right and left is this 1700s looking thing with right being men in suits

left leaves as right men have a smoke an wine

1 right goes to the left trough a door between em and et changed and ready for bed behind curtails

they go to sleep and the let room has machines, odd for 1907, maybe from the olde worlde? I think these guys are high rank, so maybe THEY saved some?

we see i think a dream o this king on the left on land and airships i think with rocket things like Gamera going across this water to land on the right and some coming the other way

odd as THEY claim we didn't have these then, despite past art showing it before like medieval art and alleged renaissance aving people in flying tings.

also a shadowed over guy on the right and i think ships going across the water

they reach left arms(let hand path?) that extent and shake hands across the water

ten the arms retract and i think theres undersea craft in the water

the guys put  things in the ground and turn em then dig with pickaxes til omen with flags come out

then we see n underground thing of men or soviet England digging a tunnel and hammering an anvil

these royal looking guys come in and i think king struggles with a oickaxe

a guy looking like young bram stokers Dracula uses it ten puts on his big hat and leaves

guess that wasn't the king

the men bring back the machine saying England and dig

on the france side they got a spinning wheel machine and a guy with a briefcase comes in wearing a trenchcoat and i think gives em wine cuz the french love doing bad things like smoking or drinking or b0ning

theres a machine saying vin du like mace windu in star wars and after a drink, the i think prome miniter rides it out then the machins use the wheel thing with hammering pistins to pound rock

eventually both teams meet an use dino might to blow it in red smoke

they meet and hug and dance and wave flags as teres fish above em

later we see a train going the tunnel which might have issue with smoke underground

then gets of a station on the other side with a guy riding the front like the texas from Dr Strangelove

so i think the soviet french leader gets out and teres colored flags

he gets back in and the train goes on.

outside is women drumming in dresses with a salvation army banner

french leader gets out and guys shine its shoes til they're pulled away by brit cops(probably unarmed)to be b0ned dead

the evil king comes in a red cape and bot hug then walk together outside of their demon club meeting

a poor sweeps the ground but is too arrested for no reason, lke making a tweet the commies don't like

they go offscreen and a napoleon at guy meets a guy in a bolwer a then they kiss on the cheek like many euro trash

after the elites go the women in White marching salvation army and goes on

then text saying the revil awakening and we see 2 trains i the tunnel hit each other and blow in red smoke

then after comes in and the left/right room guys wake up spazzing and knock canopy of the beds on themselves

the maids/slaves help em and they go to the left room

a 1700s White outfit/wig guy come in an sez stuff i cant hear and rings a guy with a scroll for a tunnel

so they throw a spazz and throw him out

the end

that was pretty cool

it 14 mins but dont feel it

creative effects

fun ideas

it had the regents of the areas, Edward 7 and Armand Fallieres, played by actors

good refs to past tech THEY say wasn't around

nice coloring

its a solid film

would be nice to hear dialogue but you dont need it

the actions tell the story

glad i saw it

it kinda whizzed by

like the frecnh whizzing in eah other butts

for Tunnelling The English Channel 2 i want it to be the sci fi future world of 1927 and they have artificial men and hovercars and massive buildings and they built a city over the water. most of the film is people in the future with sci fi things like rocket packs and laser guns and theres a bank robbery with guys going around shooting the place up. Also its an 8 bit game on sega master system and game gear, nes and game boy, tg16, Atari lynx and 7800 were you play as a cyber cop and go around the slums of channel city and its like Cyborg Hunter on Master System or zillion.