The Sea Ghost Review

Note: I pell ea worthy

The Sea Ghost

This is my review on The Sea Ghost from the distant future year to Rasputin of 1931(100 years before the 3rd Robotech Wa)

Its directed by William Nigh, not back door bill nye, who did Mr. Wu/Black Dragons

It stars Alan Hale Sr. from The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 1921/The Adventures of Robin Hood/Algiers/The Man in the Iron Mask 1939/1940/Santa Fe Trail 1940/Adventures of Don Juan 1948, Clarence Wilson from The Penalty 1920/The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1923/Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans/Uncle Tom's Cabin 1927/20,000 Years in Sing Sing/Son of Kong/The Count of Monte Cristo 1934/A Star Is Born 1937/Son of Frankenstein, Claud Allister from The Private Life of Henry VIII/The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, Laura La Plante from The Cat and the Canary 1927, Peter Erkelenz from nothing I saw, Jack Richardson from Son of Kong/The Adventures of Robin Hood an 1 guy not on bac door, aids bag, gender offender, frooty booty, wiener cleaner, b0ner smoker, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, soy boy, beta male, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipeia wo denies the hatians ate cats despite a video of it .

I never a this but its called U 67 in some runs

After logo, title and credits we get text saying submarines were deadly in ww1 and this ilm show em in real wartime conditions

then footage of guys on a ship doing cr-p

this looks like battleship Potemkin

so i think this is WW1 footage and there's ships battling

1 ship goes under. is thi a snuff film? is watching this the same as killing real people?

so the ss alatania goes rom new orleans to soviet England Plymouth

i think a sub i watching or it is a sub and surfaces

torpedoes are fired and blow a boat that sinks

after the alatania sinks i think, alan hale is on trial for rescuing people instea of going after the enemy but didn't rescue anyone and stayed bac a bit

alan shakes a guys hand the brass writes on paper and hands it in to decide he's guilty and he's relieve of duty

then in new orleens 1925 hes working on a ship yard

at an attourny's place he meets a new diver who he's ordered to take on and attourny wont say why or what he's looking or

btw this is rally early talkie with tat crackly auio n low im qulity i like

at a bar attrourny goesto a bac room and tells a chick he sent the guy and se ont trust him unlike everyone else

he wants her to not ave to work and she'd get her inheritance so he' not ave o work and can make her happy

he puts his hands on her a and she wigs out

at the docs a frooty britmo comes by and finds his ship left

he sees he knows alan from b4 and wants to join him for adventure

1 rough guy is b--cy to britmo so britmo gives him is flask and he cheers up

britmo studies marine law and tried to help him b4

they go out and find the spot to dive s britmo i amazed by the tech

ait til you see alexander the greats sub and air crafts as said by roger bacon

so diver has a phone in his helmet and goes in a diving suit

i summon Deep Diver in defence mode!

they lower diver on a platform on cables and theres 2 guys in it

they go around on the sea floor and its dark

they find the ship and go aboard

all the while brit mo is making comments

im not sure if this is real undersea footage or faked like the moon landing

the ship lowers things and they send up a thing in a box back

they bring bac the divers on a platform and get em outta the equipment

aln gets the safe brought to his cabin and invites ludvig

hope they dont b0ne

rough guy tried opening it but alan comes in and sez get below

wait its brit mo whos with em and diver comes in and hes captain Ludwig wo was of that ship they salvaged i think

wait hes the guy who sank it and it cost alan his military thing

he might wanna ice ludvid diver wo sez he was following orders so alan ha him imprisiooned

alan and brit mo go at e box and it goes to atourny and blonde gf talking of worry of theship thing and he sez he has his fortune

she sez theres 1 handicap and he sez if she lost her inheriotance she got him as a butt budy

alan comes in, slams hin down to stop him from using a gun and sezhe has business with her uncles will saying 1 sez she gets it all the other sez her cousin does

she sez her uncle went down with her uncle but he reveals uncle might never have sailed

attourny sez he hired alan and they go to a room where alan has the papers but wont let attrouryny have em as atrouny and his woman ruth were gonna steal her inheritance

britmo comes in and attourny pulls a gun so alan being alpha gras it and ivs it to britmo wo makes attrouny sit at gunpoint

alan comes to blonde and smokes as he reveals attrouny and her cousin bruce, not ruth, i misheard it, unless attourny is b0ning him like bad law and order

so bruce/attourny were gonna get uncle to make a new will to give them the money not her

the new will wasn't signed or was and he sez if she signs with him 50/50 he' et her have it, or he could team with attourny

she asks why let me in and he sez its more entrtaining cuz women double cross guys

they hear a gunshot and she sez se plays alone ad he rips the paper to give her half

she has no lace to hie it so he puts it in her top by her blonde t-ts

attourney sez britmo had an accidental discharge and got hurt but goes for alan and he stops attrouny and both go bac in

blonde sez it may be a trap but he sees shes worried for im

he carrys attourny whos got a gun and comes to see diver ludvid wo ont tae the shot at him

ludvig sez its attrounys idea and he wouldn't fire then alan has attrouny untie bit mo wo smacks his head and sees hes got a wig as ludvig and alan laugh at his disability

attrouny is with i thin rough guy who e offers 500 to tae care of captain

it might only be a beardo, im not sure

also comes in as beardo hides asing where is this this guy and who

attrouny sez the safe papers belong to him and asks if both wills were signed but alan wont say

alan sez if the boy isn't oun they got 7 years before the estate is settled

alan sz both wills were signed and attrouny sez show him and he' go in on it

alan sees bruce was on the sip and attrouny sez he wet to sign the will a hed get a guy to fake being vbruce to get it

lan seez the esctate is with the girl the whole time will or no will and if he sees attrouny talking to girl he's treat hi like a snake

history of the world part 1; they put a live snake up yo a55!

alan goes and beardo sez when he hits captain he' not get up and sees the estate is worth 1 mioollion and wants a part so attrouny sez he' have it if he gets men to come to the marine cafe tonight

in there alan look in blines and smokes as blone gets on a dress and songs play

she comes out and sez he dont trust women and she sees he was wronged by em

he admits he watched her dress and shes got the paper and she slaps him or checking her out and liking her bod

he comes in and holds her on the wall as he b0nes her in the a55

JK thats American history X

really he comes in and she sez she dont permit men here lie its the lay's room and booty boys wanna poop there

he sez he'd tear up his paper and she sez do it

she goes to the phone and he sez he'd prove he's immune to women trix and smooches her saiying "that means nothing"

then more smooching and he sez back to business but she wants him to go

the door knocks and she sez its her boy guard and he cant beat him

i thin its ludvig and she has him bring her ownstairs

wait i tink this is er big a55 house with  long shot of her walking around it

wait i thin its the cafe n thet have a seat at the table where se asks who are u

he sez hes a rien empluye to chec the wreck

alan comes down and britmp coms by and they have a table

ludvig sez he was pai in avance but dont want her nor her fortune

he sez he said a prayer when on the seafloor and shows her a paper

britmo asks if alans into blonde and a lawyer wants marriage or divorce fees

thats evil, those lawyres otta be cooked and fed to their victims

she asks if ludvigs lying but e sez she had parasites after her all her life and likes her

lan goes to em and some guys get ready to get rid of enemies

as alan goes to a bac room withludvig, 2 guys grab and beat out alan as ludvig esapes

blone tries to ecape but guys grab eran gag her

britmo comes by and hears from a guy THEY got her and finds alan to bring him out

why not waste him?

a big a55 boat leaves and on a motorboat which i didn't now they had in the 30s, alan/brotmo go ater blone called evelyn like my cool 90s aunt

they get to the boat and alan beats through guys as britmo ets beat easy

its like The Tick and Arthur

Alans thrown overboar but brotmo thros him a life ring on a rope

attourny has evelyn and hes not into her money now and is probably gonna b0ne her to befoul her bloodline with his bad dna so her ecenants will be devolved

se sez she has the will and when hes on her saying "give me it" i thin ludvig comes in and slugs it out

also theres little sound effects so its silent punches

shes blacked out and alan gets britmo a gun to hol offthe goons

alan goes inthinking luvig was behin it and wants to fight himn

she sez u dont unerstan so he sends her out and cr-ppily fights ludvig in aster speed

its going dbz

punch him in the ding d0ng

she uses an axe to get by the door and stops alan who got ludvig in a choakhold by showing him a note saying luvis gf was on the boat

he sees ludvid had enough and frees im

ludvig can't take the pain and pulls ot a gun, puts it to his head and ends himself

jk really e se he got the letter after returning to Germny and ining it

tats some Go Nagai or Gundam level s-t

e sez ludvig can get his boat e ame in and wont be mo les tid and ludvig goes

atourny gets cauht by sailoers wo want pay but e can't so they put a lie acket on im and are probably gonna end him or b0ne im dead all at once like inal antasy 7 where cloud is in a hot tub with muscley moustache men

wait they're gonna throw him overboad but alan stops em and sees hes got a licence to marry and wants im to marry him and blonde

hes gonna refuse but they'll throw him over so he consents

he marrus em but its not a sacrament, only a legal tin, so they aint properly blessed

its lie having a baptism by getting a hobo to puke on you

so brit mo gives em his moms wedding ring as he wears moms jewelry

alan sez throw him over so britmo gies him his wig and they dup him in the sea to die

then britmo asks how does a tommy gun work

the end

that was pretty good

nice pre code early 30s style

no musi really but its got a charm rom the era

good story

the britmo was the comic relief character

the german wasn't evil

the lawyer was

and it had cool filming parts

nice long bits of no sound and people moving like mr rogers

its enjoyable and holds attention

its pretty cool and mnly and has good style

glad i saw it

For The Sea Ghost 2 I want it to be the 30s and he gets tired of doing nothing at a gold house rom being rich so he goes on a sea hunt for treasure and finds a massive Spanish Dancer the size of a house. it interests him and he spends time watching it but when Spanish sailors try to hunt it, he taes em on with his state of the art high tech boat. Also its a 32 bit game on Sega Saturn, N64, Virtual Boy, playstation 1 and 3D0 where you go around the sea fighting Spaniards trying to go after your sea friend

Domino Kid Review

Note: I spell like the Ninja Turtles

Domino Kid

This is my revuew on Domino Kid rom the distant fiture year to Shiro Ishii Sama of 1957, wait he was still alive then, an its 50 years before Trasnformer season 4

its drieced by Ray Nazarro wo did Cripple Creek/The Hired Gun

It stars Rory Calhoun who's always standing and walking, from River of No Return/Apache Territory/Young Fury/Black Spurs/Night of the Lepus/Gilligan's Island/The Hired Gun, Kristine Miller from From Here to Eternity/Father Knows Best, Andrew Duggan from Bone/It's Alive/It Lives Again/A Return to Salem's Lot/M*A*S*H/Highway To Heavenm Yvette Dugay from nothng I saw, Peter Whitney from The Rifleman/The Beverly Hillbillies, Eugene Iglesias from Cowboy, Robert Burton from The Band Wagon/The Hired Gun/Seven Ways from Sundown/Birdman of Alcatraz/The Manchurian Candidate 60s ver, Tom London from The Great Train Robbery 1903/Our Hospitality 1923/The King of Kings 1927/All Quiet on the Western Front 1930/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1931/Jesse James 1939/The Ox-Bow Incident/Batman 1943/Calamity Jane 1953/Tarantula from 1955, the kind in real life Roy Barcroft from Billy the Kid Versus Dracula, James Griffith from 60s Batman/Ride Clear of Diablo/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Bullwhip/1960 Spartacus/1962 How the West Was Won, Denver Pyle not Homer I Mean Gomer from The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Andy Griffith Show/The Rifleman/Ride Clear of Diablo/Cast a Long Shadow 1959/The Alamo 1960/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Black Like Me 1964/Bonnie and Clyde 1967/Bandolero!/Cahill U.S. Marshal, unionite Fred Graham from Mutiny on the Bounty 1935/Romeo and Juliet 1936/Adventures of Don Juan 1948/Tulsa/Samson and Delilah 1949/Angels in the Outfield 1951/The War of the Worlds 1953/Demetrius and the Gladiators/20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 1954/Rear Window 1954/Vertigo/The Giant Gila Monster/Seven Ways from Sundown/The Alamo 1960/North to Alaska, and some guy not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, beta male, gender offender, frooty booty, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, Creator hater, hippie vegan stopner peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wikipedia which thinks removing limbs is buts but removing man parts isn't.

I never saw this b4 but its giving on Grit

After a guy caps  a guy at a bar we get credits and title

its in b/w an widescreen

a guy rides in a town on a horses a55 an goes to a cantina

we see him from the back for much of it an he summons a Mexico to get him coffee black then has a smoke

he pays in coin an sez hes passing through like wind from a tract

he checks the clock an is gonna go but Mexico sez theres a gun fight coming

he goes out as mxico canya55ish hides an the town is empty like my butt after a footlong

a horseman comes an shoots off his parts and by parts i mean hat so he counters an ens him

he leaves on his big blac horse an Mexico sez "y u kill him" but h=main uy sez "ask him" an goes off like Kenshiro or Violence Jack

a telegraph sens a messahe writ out about domino kid an its srnt to sherrif where telephraph sorcerer sez he ice a lot of guys

this rich guy n a suit hears domino joined the confederacy and when he came back his fam ranch got f'd and dad iced so hes out for blood D HERO BLOO-D

they found 4 of the killers but he only fights in self defence like Zimmerman or Rittenhouse

there's 3 men left and he don't know the 5th man but suit ont like it

sounds like suit is the 5th man

main guy catches a guy with a gun in the bush as he's effin kenshiro an grills him to fin he works for me salmon  who wants dom stopped

e almons repentant and wants to settle things but dom wants to go there tonight

bushman sez ed wants to settle it so his soul can rest but om sez ed has no soul(He's a dog??)

They go there an dom sens guy in the saloon but watches(he heh heh, butt watches, watching butts) then sneaks in

ed sez get him to my place so i'm ready for him

dom gets bushmaster at the bar and ed comes in as all clear out

ed sez he tried to stop the others and stop the others then tells of other guys an sez 1 might be after him

they seem square but ed pulls a gun and dom ends him

dom rides off on his blac horse with his black hat and black gun but not black parts

he comes to a home and sneaks around but clangs his spurs to attract a guy an beat him out

he goes in an this is like metal hear solid

a Mexico comes y in a big a55 hatso he beats him out

a55hat

he gets in an asks how many of his cattle it took to pay for this

he's asked wo is he an throws a domino an sez he was smarter than ed who he did

the guy wos got a mustache like a p0rn0 star sez he id cr-p in the war an there was a lot of gangs then an he was 1

he trie to keep outta trouble an wanted beef not men from the ranch

he caps om o ens him an ecapes like batman in mas of the phantasm  as he's wounded

guys chase him on horse a55 back in clearly ay but in b/w gray could pass for night

it looks like The Twilight Zone

he goes down a hill an races off

uit i think talks with a chic about a yoynger chic who needs a nan

he has wheat to hip but theres charges that f him an she runs the shipping thing from her dad

suit wants to help the ranchers/farmers do better

chick brings suit to dominos ranch as he wants to fix it up an she aint heard from dom but he sez dom got it icing 2 men

she was doms woman who was gonna marry him but things f'd

so she's in her home and looks at photos while wearing pants like a man or hermaphrodite

the plays beautiful dreamer but not the Urusei Ytsura Movie

dom returns and shes glad

he sez music awoke him and he couldn't die til seeing her

she asks if its over... finished, but he has 1 left who he don't know of as he had to avenge his dad

he came back to get a clue an she's whiny of him wacking guys and being a pro killer an likes wasting guys

he sez his friens here know him but she sez walk own the street an tell me what they say

he rides on his black a55 horse and kids fear him then run

suit talks with sherrif of why fear dom but sees he's here

dom talks to a neighbor nice and stops by the store but dames fear him an 1 guy is glad he's back an lets him have credit to get supplies

dom goes back to the cantina an a nice Mexico friend, or mexichum is nice to him and is glad he helped him b4

a mexichick sees him as a hero for beating bandits like Trump wanting to use missiles on Mexico to top the cartel

he got her an item from Mexico an she does a dance for him

sherri comes by and chats of fining the 5th man and how dom otta quit wen hes ahead

suit is harington and helping ranchers and 5th man might know dom

a mexikid calle pepe like in the simpsons comes by offering to help him as a gunman lasso guy rider but mexichick sez he's full of IT

mexichum oun im outsie days ago w/o a fam and they look after him but hes often out

a drunk shoots holes in the ceiling and dom leave

so later its day and dom goes to see harington as Harrington is giving a chieck to get a guy to make him wheat

harington the suit sez he cant loan im or his ranch as its a cattleranch and he only oes wheat

dom sez that guys land is like his and harington ont like him an ont think he can make the money b4 biting it and only brings ruin

dom puts his gun in haringtins moth and sez" wanna say that again?" then blows his head open

jk really he looks at him and leaves

so om comes by guys blocking a stream for harington on public land an the workers aren't fighters but hired labor

so if the block is busted, harington will put it up again

om returns to town but hears harington is out an he goes to see him trying to turn chick against him

he sez tear down the bloc but harington sez it cost money to make

dom sez tear it down or wear a gun and leaves so chick sez do it or he'd ice him

in canina not incontinent but Mexican food wull do that, sherrif sez he cant side with dom for law issues but sez he otta et bought out by Harrington

dom sez the law didn't get the guys who did his dad but when he solved that problem hes calle an outlaw and Harrington otta leave

sherrif sez if you end him you'd regret it

in the cantns  e tells cic arrnton wants to dry out his ln an force im out

chic sez i he he wates arrngton he'd be a gun wanderer the rest o his life

mexichic has a dispute with a guy wo got KOed an i wasn't looking an mexichum drags the guy out back or Chupacabra to eat

2 gys atch him an bame mxichum over KOin uy an bring him back as KOed guy is up

they get tool to remove hi part or b0ne him like apache soviets

they tie a cloth on his moyth an get a chaon thing in cloth thn beat him

in the real version tey were b0ning him

pepe got dom who scared the guys off an sez it him who beat KOed guy out

later the KOe guy hears theres a shoot out in an hour and dom is gonna be there

mexichum sez h knows the 5thman  ut holds out so dom get angry

mexchum sez its the man he beat out but hes getting too violent

as oms gonna leave see a y wit a hotgun or rifel cme up an i thin its harington

omeone sez hes the 5th man an a gunfit breas out with om taking cover

om tas out a guy but t it in the chest but wack the KOed guy a get treate

ont worry, he's gonna e p, he needs soe est

harington sees he as going home and wasnt gonna cap him

chicffk takes om ac to her place to help him recover

the end

that was pretty solid

good acting

nice filmng

didn't expect the 5th guy to be him

thought it would be the Harrington

it had that love thing added on

good use of him making the right choice

it was only 74 mins but ran 2 hours n grit

45 mins of adds

it goes by at a good pace

its not a million thngs crammed together

i liked it

for Domino Kid 2 I want him to e recovering and bandits are attacking town as hey hear he's own and can go wild. So he trains pepe in his gun kung fu to take em out. Also its a 128 bit game like Shenmue on Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and pa2 with you as pepe and oing missions to get items to help his healing and having Run N Gun 2D levels like Contra. 

Those Awful Hats Review

Note: I spell without hats

Those Awful Hats

This is my review on Those Awful Hats from the distant future yar tocapet bagger lincon o 1909(120 years before Robotech season 2)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Sk ies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An Awful Moment/Mr. Jones At The Ball

It stars Mack Sennet from too much to list, Flora Finch from Orphans of the Storm/The Cat and the Canary 1927, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/An Aful Moment, John R. Cumpson(sounds like p0rn0) from Romance of a Jewess/Mr. Jones At The Ball, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An awful Moment/Mr. Jones At The Ball, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement/The Song Of The Shirt, Anita Hendrie from nothin I saw, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Where The Breakers Roar/Mr. Jones At The Ball, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/The Black Viper/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/Mr. Jones At The Ball, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/Mr. Jones At The Ball, Gertrude Robinson from The Gibson Goddess/Judith of Bethulia,/An Awful Moment and Dorothy West from An Awful Moment.

I never saw this but I'm going through Griffith films an he's usually good

After a title we see a room with guys i think watching a movie in a room w regular chairs

the movie screen shakes a bit an spazzes outinto cr-ppy static a film, quality

i hin it cuts to another part a we're watching people watching a movie

relatable

so a chick comes in wals around an leaves as the movie has a woman escorted out

a guy in a suit with a grid thing design and top hat an cane an moustache escorts a woman to a seat an he looks like a joke

no one would take this guy srs today

he looks like a cartoon

which i where cartoons probably got it from

so he bicers with guys an beats on em with his cr-ppy monopoly guy hat

he as a eat then gets up an lets this chic have it

then walks a bit and bickers with guys an has a seat up front

this is a small theatre, like a tv show classroom with 9 kids

an NOT the mental class

so 2 women come in with big hats and sit in front of cartoony guy who wigs out

he has a seat but another big hat woman comes in then another and people applaude or something

catroons guy bickers with a hat chick ten a big anchor upsie down umbrella thing lowers an rises

cartoon guy looks behind him an on the other seat side big hat woman bickers with guy

the umbrella thing is a craine machine claw and it picks up big hat woman on the right side

everyone either cheers or spazzes out and it ends with a title card saying ladies will please be b0ned by soviets i mean remove their hats

the end

that was pretty good

nice lite comedy

sorta like something from Animaniacs or Tiny Toons

din't expect the claw

fun acting

goo effect of mixing footage to have a movie on screen as guys watch

good ilming

sorta like a play with 1 place guys are

its fun

an only like 3 mins

for Those Awful Hats 2 O want it to be the hat ladies in a maze above the theatre and an in a series of challenges where if you lose, you bite it. Also its an 8 bit mini game collection on Nes, Game Boy, Master System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you choose a chick and beat the others in mini games, with gory Eternal Champions things for the losers,

The Knight Of The Snows Review

Note: I spell snowy like Tintins dog

The Knight Of The Snows

This is my review on The Knight Of The Snows rom the ditant fuiure year to te French heeo the marquis de sade of 1012 I mean 1902 I mean 1912, that ne(100 years before the world ended ro the mayans)

Its directed by Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship

He was into magic as in performance trickery but a lot o his films had occult themes

But so did Go Nagai an he did great work

We start with a royal thng in a castle i think

checkerboard floor! daemon worship!

So this guy brings a girl, I thin a prncess around an a ace hair guy comes in an acts all french an b--chy

waving his arms lie a italiano an getting his irish up

he pulls a guy out an gets slapped so they get a sword fight for a bit

hairy a55 gets held by guy an his blade taken but breas free an storms off

hair mo goes to this stone building place with a guy buy a huge book mixing fluids an waves around his arms

he sends fluid guy away an spazzes out more but a person or yokai comes out a closet or box an vanishes

he looks around and checks the book but a snae puppet comes own and scares him

he turns back the page and this guy above the boo where the snake came in the shadows is there then vanishes 

a wizard looking guy comes out an hairmo pays him or hands a bag of cr-p to summon this pointy hat face hair guy rom the closet

he takes off the hat as hairy a55 spazzes out more

hat guy gets a contract an hairmo signs it

hat guys turns into a super hero in tights with a bat on his torso, shorts, a head antenna thing an shoulder things like Bebi Vegeta

so devil man hat mo summons small devils from the book so hairmo trys to cover it with his hans

then the rectangle cube thing he was sitting on opens and 2 more devils come out

then devil chicks come out the book an hat mo evil man vanishes the book

the summoned guys go in the closet and come out of a fire on the floor in i thin a throne room where hat mo devil man opens his cape an a bat flag rises up

theres 2 devils with him an he grabs a chick to stomp her through the floor probably to h-ll

they post an the rest get summoned then he brings in a cauldron thing with a wagon behind it

they put a woman in the wagon then add bars on frames to make it a cage and swirl the bed out

then it cuts to the devils in the empty room an fire bursting with smoke

then back to the wagon and thing where a doofy dragon is walking as 2 guys in a puppet suit

aliens alien queen came a long way after thing

but shin Godzilla wit its devolved thing and googly eyes is still cr-ppy

evil man hat mo whips the dragon to get it to pull the thing an sits in the cauldron looking like some buckaroo banzai thing

it falls over so he blasts it with a sparkler sword and it barfs sparkler fireworks an pulls the thing

in the wizards room this guy who fought the hairmo comes in and according to soviet wikipeia, hes a prince like in Spaceballs and the girls the princess an the hairmo is a guy wanting the throne like a baron or w/e an sol his soul to a demon like zuckerberg

he asks wizard for help an offers him a bag of b0ners or w/e

wizard mixes chemicals to make a winged guy and 2 chicks appear

winge guy gives him an item an wizr sez something which scares him an he goes to the room the chic was caught in.

he throws a thing rom the item on the floor an a winge person appears then gives him an item an its a telescope

he looks in it to see the dragon wagon going up a dark sky on a slant and demons hassling the chick

he's bummed but winged chick helps him

in a dungeon like dung plus eon like an eon of dung like dantes inferno, devil man brings hair mo the wagon with the girl in it

the devils use ropes on the cage to lift it up like Princess Peach in sodomario bros, wheels the cart out, an lower her under the floor to an inner area where demons remove the cage and vanish

on a sea in a viking like ship the winged guy has guys row through with i think prince and wizard maybe

the moon is a thin crescent which implies demon worship

hero in a shiel like the shiel hero gets to this castle an theres a white thing in the ar sky, possibly moon, implying its been a while, or sun, but the sky is dark

he opens a hole in the walls a55 an goes in like a tapeworm

in this cave, fire balls jump around then stoop so he gets a log an bats in the cr-ppy door

he crawls through a tight passage like an intestine an it crushes on him so he uses the 1st item to make it lift

he goes in a barre window to the dungeon and litens or her to in shes under the floor

he cant open it so he uses the item to summon winged girl who summons a guy to help open it an use a rope to bring up chick

they reunite and leave and in the throne room the king i think is dealing with hair mo

main prince and chick return and hes the hero

king has hair mo taken away to be drawn an quartered or w/e and wait its the noose

also are a buncha guys in white robes and hoods like The Klan

as they're gonna string him up like many people deserve, devil man comes in from the floor and the Klansmen cower

devil man saves him then brings him to h-ll

the end

that was petty cool

longer than most of his other films but it has a cool story

goo filming and effects

its got that fairy tale style like Sailor Moon

nice backgrounds

the characters spaz out lie italianoes but are pretty cool

it shows the dangers of the dark arts

no title cars but it tells the story well even without em

glad i saw it

also the main guy is also a baron an a knight of snows an the king has a slavic name Majolic

For The Knight Of The Snows 2 I want the barons mom to come for revenge an make a pact with another demon to gain big power and devolve into a hulking sasquatch. So the Knight gets a hole armor to ight her. also its a 16 bit 2D fighting game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar an gba where you play as the knight or other charcacters who want the princess from different kingdoms an the sasqtatch is the final boss.

Wishmaster The Prophecy Fulfilled

Note: You wish I spelled good

Wishmaster The Prophecy Fulfilled

This is my review on Wishmaster The Prophecy Fulfilled from the itant fiture year to Nixon of 2002(20 years bfore Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directal by Chris Angel who's not on soviet Wikipedia

It stars Tara Spencer-Nairn from Corner Gas: The Movie/The Outer Limits/Breaker High/Puppets Who Kill/The Ron James Show/Degrassi: The Next Generation/Flashpoint/Murdoch Mysteries/Corner Gas Animated/Hudson & Rex, Michael Trucco from California Dreams/Touched by an Angel/Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman/Sabrina, the Teenage Witch/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Big Bang Theory/The Good Doctor, Jason Thompson rom nothing I saw, John Novak from Black Lagoon/Death Note/Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/InuYasha/Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny/Sliders/X-Men: Evolution, Victor Webster from V.I.P./Castle/Drop Dead Diva, Kimberly Huie from 90s Flipper/Chicago Hope/'Til Death/The Parker Andersons, an a buncha guys not on back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, b0ner smoker, banana crammer, frooty booty, soy boy, beta male, wiener cleaner, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu base on lants, queer as a eer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who clams THEY don't got litter boxes in the little boys room for furrys.

I saw this before and part III but not the 1st 2

after title and credits we get text saying God made light then fire but fire made dJinn that give 3 withes an other cr-p

then a montage of 90s looking main chick and due moving into a place to 90s/00s mosic

they go upstairs to b0ne and we see the blondes t-ts from corner gas

after b0ning and bed breaking the draws her like Titanic but good and later go of on  motorcycle w/o helmets like gaijin

then we see i think her coming to a guys place and thinking of her bf when reading a paper

a company f'd em but dont admit it like the needle poison the gov made people take or lose their jobs or agent orange or smokes

she drops something as i think he came onto her but she dont consent an he gets b--chy

a gem was in the thing that broke and when she holds it she sees a fire and the dJinn

lawyer who came onto her sez he' get it appraised an she leaves

he opens a wall safe behind a painting and puts it in but it glows an burns through the bottom

she come home with pizza and covers a motorcycle 

her bf int hungry and is in a wheel chair like THEY wanted one of the Sailor Scouts to be in the American remake

he thinks she was b0ning the lawyer and she sez no but hes focused on b0ning as his parts are dead like drake in degrassi

lawyer finds his lights burned out but the dJinn is in the shadows and lawyer pulls a gun

dJinn offers him his soul for a wish an he sez he WISHED he'd tell wat he wants

dJinn comes out, tanks bullets like Teddy Roosevelt, grabs him, sez he wants the waker to make 3 wishes to free his kind

then carves his face off with nails and wears it to become him, showing a faceless head thats pretty cool

after a shower scene we see corner t-ts again, she covers herself seeing her crippled bf's watching

then show him her lingeree and the door rings but is lawyer really dJinn

he sez he wants to take em to breakfast for a new strategy for the case but crip bf dont wanna go seeing himself as useless an only needing to sign

lawyer demon sez they can do it on his office an eats an apple which has devolved cr-p where he bit and put back

he trys to get crop bf to wish but he dont

at office he sez Caligula was good an he knew him in another life

thats a movie i wanna see, wishmaster 0: Caligula chaos

he trys to get her to wish and she wishes to make em settle the case

he calls a guy who don't know how lawyer his number and warps papers on his desk for 10 millin $$

called guy is b--chy so lawyer has him pull out his tongue and cut of his nose when he signs to stop the pain then fax it over and blow is head out

the guy was doing cr-p to cover he company and, wait hes the opposing lawyer

she gets home an tells crip bf lawyer got 10 million $ but he wants her to leave his dead a55 as he thinks she's only with him for money

dJinn calls to get em dinner for the win but crippe bf don't wanna be extra Wheels

at dinner she comes an sez bf is malcontent and can't deal with cr-p

she wishs her bf can walk again

at home his legs split in cr-ppy 90s cg into bug legs and he walks around as some kinda abomination

jk realy his legs rebuild in him as he spazzes on the ground

a belly dancer performs for the lawyer and main chick then another couple who kiss

a waitress wished someone would kiss her like that and multiple people smooch her

imagine: a guy wished the dJinn would get f--=ked so it bent over and sucked him into its butt d0ng 1st?

they get home and bbf is uncrippled but he's still bitter as he only feels pain in his legs

remember in InuYasha how Kagome wished the Jewel didn't exist?

Why not do that for the dJinn?

Or wish or him to turn good?

so the x rays still show damage but he can walk and main chicks openly black friend is into astrology and other occultism and b0ning

its main chicks shop with openly black friend and a bikini customer asks if she looksfat but is told in the right places

lawyer comes by and is gonna do cr-p later

at home bf is malcontent over thinking she pitied him when crippled and he's worried of b0ning and goes out

theres more to love than b0ning. this isn't a p0rn0 video

once at Yugioh a devolved guy was confused how Imma virgin with a gf

I explained you can love people w/o jamming ur thing in em

he thought I was weird

now he goes by a my little pony name and wears purple and paw gloves and denies The Bible but thinks global warming and evolution are real

yes he likes final fantasy 7, how'd you know?

so at a dinner with lawyer he tries to get her to wish as her last 2 worked

after having wine she's dizzy an makes a wish to love lawyer for who he really is

lawyer has her leave and he's trippy but a fire wall opens and a dJinn appears saying grant the 3rd wish to free em

but he needs her to love him freely or its not love so only she can grant it

What is this? Fairly Odd Parents?

also someone might try to waste the main chick

so lawyer comes by openly black friends place to talk of main chick called Lisa like Robotech

he asks for advice of a dark secret he needs to tell but dont wanna

he's told its all in timing and lisa didn't b0ne in 3 years

in bed at night ex crip starts b0ning her

openly black friend sez try b0ning and what is with this movie?!

pleasue or pain dont matter like h-llraiser or Samantha fox and she wished for killer s=x

openly black friend floats to the wall and screams and i think breaks offscreen

in be the bf turns to the dJinn an she screams an monster on blonde? Urotsukidoji!

its a dream and the next day he hears her openly blac frien isn't picking up the phone so she goes to see

bf looks trough his sketch book and makes a statue of her by carving rock

in a club women wear little in, lawyer goes to wach 5kanks and asks what makes em love?

he's told a big wallet and b0ner and the main dancer can have anyone she wants and does any night

opely black bartender sez he'd sell his soul to be a zit on her a55 and vanishes

pop that jet black zit

lawyer wait its a new guy comes to the shop asking wheres the waker as he needs to stop the 3rd wish. when worker peppersprays him to no effect he uses a blade to off her head with a cool effect

at club bf meets lawyer who trys to get him to wish for the dancer but he wants no part in him

lawyer trys talking of b0ning lisa a wish to beat his a55 but bf sez "on my terms, not urs" and leaves not giving in like Goku or somthing

dancer does a fire act but when he grabs her hand, bouncer tells him to lay off

after dumping a drink on bouncer, he's taken outside and beat on thinking he wants to be beat on as a queer thing

eventyally he wishes lawyer put up a better ight and he goes dJinn and crushes his hand like Kenshiro then cooks the other like Falco and shanks him on a metal rod then throws him in the trash

the other dJinn want him to get on with it and this is like bad h-llraiser

main chick drives almost into the assassin who sez hes gotta ice her an she drives but he chases lie cr-ppy terminator 2

eventyally she crashes a car like a woman driver and runs from a guy who an outrun a car through the woods

lawyer saves her and gets a stick then eggs him on saying he has such power but only use when the 3rd wish is made

somehow a stick blocks a holy sword and they fight but he goes dJinn an se death to a dJinn is the moment b4 rebirth and he makes a blade an they swordfight like cr-ppy power rangers

they drop swords and fist fight or kick an dJinn wins but offers a wish to try again like advance guardian heroes

assassin sez no and gets shanked then warps to the sky in blue light like Cutie Honey Universe

lawryer calls on a cell phone saying its an ex client whos off med and is arrested

so he gets to her place an they kiss an make out and smooch and get to undies and b0ne as dJinn hands are around her

he asks if she loves him for who he is and she goes upstairs to get dressed

he sez he gave her what she wanted an that her bf let her but she wants him to leave

he blasts a hole in the brick wall with ki and the house starts f--king out

wait i think its the other dJinn and the house starts doing possessed like Splatterhouse 2

she asks who he is and he sez a lot of vague cr-p and he needs love to be freed

then goes dJinn and she wigs out and runs as devolved yokai dJinnust through the wall an she falls bac to the main dJinn

he sez hes only a monster if she chooses to see him as it and can wear any body like mystique in x men but not getting chicks pregnent with fake spurm

he shows her his fire prison and sez choose not to look then shows her a park paradise that he can give her anything she wants

bf comes in and dJinn sez love power is wielded by the object of affetcion not victim an he gave bf his legs back and can return the pain

the legs retuning as her 2nd wish and she claims she made no 3rd but he replays her words

only she can grant it and bf pulls a gun from i think openly black friends apartment so he caps lawyer

then turns into bf who bf caps then gf who he hesitates til gf tells him to and dJinn sez u cant kill an immortal with a toy

bf wishes he ha a way to kill dJinn, not that dJinn would die but that he ha a way, not a guarantee cuz hes a dumba55

he gets a holy sword an its too heavy but he swings it and dJinn catches it but cuts his hand in pain then shanks bf with it

dJinn offers her paradice an she dont want it an he sez its linked her to him by the stone

he offers her 1 last chance again an she takes his hand and wants her bf back

he turns to bf and smooches her then he shoves him onto the sword through bf and he falls back into the h-llfire an vanishes

cripple one bf bites it and she leaves the body to go outside, look at the sky and think of him

then walks off with a dead body in her home and the cops will probably come after her for all the cr-p that happened

then credits to a nice song

the end

that wasn't so bad

kinda cr-py but its a direct to video horror sequel from soviet Canada

the effects were ok, kinda low budget but sorta uwe boll 00s cr-p

theres not much action and much is build up but it didnt't offend me

a lot of lust and b0ning or talk of it

the monster designs were cool

good twist of getting the last wish made but not done like something outta league of super evil

its not the gratest thing ever, but its a decent horror sequel

they aint gonna end the world as they wanna be able to have another sequel

Or could do it as a post apocalyptic thing like Urotsukidoji

acting and music are good

didn't expect the bf to get it

For Wishmaster V I want it to start with all 3 wishes being made and the dJinn are released, so the movie is years later and a new hero trying to get a magic item to turn back time and undo the wishes to free mankind from Jinn oppression where its h-ll on earth worse than california. Also its a 128 bit Action adventure game like Zelda on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 an xbox where you play as this tough chick like Red Sonja but with sci fi weapons and go to ancient temples to fin the pieces of a past time machine while slaying guardians to earn em. 

The Boys In The Boat Review

Note; i spell better than gay batman

The Boys In The Boat

Thia is m review on The Boys In The Boat from the istant fture year to Ronald Reagan o 2023(6 years berfore the 2n Robotech War)

Its directed by back door george Clooney who did Confessions of a Dangerous MindThe Ides of March

it stars Joel Edgerton from Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith/Zero Dark Thirty/2013 The Great Gatsby/Exodus: Gods and Kings, Callum Turner from 2015 Victor Frankenstein/Assassin's Creed, Ian McElhinney from Rogue One: A Star Wars Story/Krypton, Peter Guinness from Alien 3/1999 Sleepy Hollow/2013 The Bible, Jack Mulhern from nothing I saw, James Wolk from Robot Chicken/Harley Quinn, Hadley Robinson rom nothing I saw, Courtney Henggeler from The Big Bang Theory, Chris Diamantopoulos from 2012 The Three Stooges/Law & Order/Frasier/Boston Legal/The Sopranos/American Dad!/The Kennedys/The Office/Family Guy/Hannibal/Robot Chicken/Justice League Action/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Voltron: Legendary Defender/2019/The Twilight Zone/Harley Quinn, Sam Strike from nothing I saw, Alec Newman rom nothing i saw, Tom Vareyfrom nothin i saw, Bruce Herbelin-Earle rom nothing I saw, Edward Baker-Duly rom nothing I saw, Adrian Lukis from nothin I saw, Glenn Wrage rom savig private ryan, Sam Douglas from Death Wish 3/1989 Batman/Mission: Impossible/The Fifth Element/Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets/King of the Hill/2013 The Bible, Robert Morgan rom nthing i saw, Andrew Bridgmont from The Theory of Everything, Austin Haynes from nothing i saw, an a lo of proably brittish guys not on back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, frooty booty, soy boy, beta male hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a teer in its rear wikipedia who sez shots got no side effects.

i necer saw it but my neighbor said its good

after title an creduits to light musicand boys rowing boats

then we see a guy in 1936 where a guy live in a f'd car and goes to college o something

he needs to pay the other half of his thing but the economy s=cked under demon worshipper fdr

a blonde comes to him saying he had a crush on her and she wants to be a teacher to get away from her bible mom

nowadays she'd get into being an onlyfans h00ker

main guyhears they pay and feed you on the rowing team

coach sez its hard and most wont make it

then a training arc montage of em working out

push it to the lim it

so a reporter sez theres an Olympic thing and main guy asks if it will pay enuff for tuition

oh year hes trying to be an engeneer

later he's at a soup kithen an hee a co team mate or something helping  out

coach at home ls to wife about his team membes

in class a team mate is sore from work outs and fall asleep but main guy got woe up by blonde from a smack b4 the flashlight got him

then more training to bi band music

this is in soviet seattle btw

so they name the guys who made the cut and main guy made it

later they go drinking by a campire and sing

main guy goes to see blonde to invite her to boat ride where he shows her rowing tricks

coach se ho each rower does a different part of the boat like a horse pieces in a race

then another montage of the IIIrd time

hearts on fire, strong desire

after guys joking around, main guy coms to boat room an talks with brit coach about working on canoes

them coaches talk how they gotta synchro

latr 1 guy sez girls are nasty but you dont realize it with nice hair and dresses

1 guy the bac up i think plays piano

later1 of the coaches calls a guy in to say he'd got a 2nd chance but if he goes of again he's out

he's put in the calling guy to the bot team and sez his n-ts vibrate when oars hit at different times and they s=ck but coach sez if they f up its over

brit coarch works on the boat with main guy who's mom bit it, ad went off, step mom ha 2 boys and at 14 he left

the team meets the new boat and hey race in 7 days or the pizzas free, if not its a slave

so they race an Washington the main team like Goeoge not of the jungle de ikou, is doing low ut shift into turbo and lets rocket, go galactic, time for time force, and beat the record to win

later thers a party and 1 guy isn't confient enuff to talk to a dame buta guy gives him a boost

1 guy play piano for the team as blonde brings main guy to the girls dorm but the girl saying dont was seen smoking by blonde

she changes as he looks at the wall but ins a card from him year ago

b4 they b0ne the dorm master nocks saying you better not have a boy there and he goes out the window

the coaches watch footage and say there's less boys to choose from for teams

the coaches talk on if the team is good or ready

so a choasch sens the jr team but high ups wanna fire him btu another coach backs him

they're goin to the onlympics and blonde sez dont flirt with new york girls

man guy sees someone outside and its dad who's bac cuz his relative saw a picture in the paper

main guy sez he was 14 but dad sez he was in war then and offers him to work for a dollar a day or row the boat but goes of as he's a cr-ppy dad like in derassi

main guys bummed and is in bed with blonde later but might've only made out

then he takes a train and 1 guy calls him hobo joe

he slugs the guy out an starts violently beating him with bblood flying

jk they scuffle butt he sez its a joke and later coach sez he didn't mean it and his new clothes he jacked from moores as his dad went

the more rowing and the sky is gray but its a colored movie in really widescreen

the 4th montage has him doing cr-ppy but after some cr-p he's cut and stand in takes his place

hes gonna bail but brit coach sez how his grandpa did cr-p making stuff and every piece has its place an the best boats had everything synchro

main guy joe's dad was a quitter but not him

he eventually asks for his seat back as he worked hard and the boat is all he has

coach sez its about the boat and lets him back

so they do the race to see who goes to the onlympics and they're the only jr team

like Piccolo Jr, Garlic Jr, Cell Jr, Goku Jr and Vegeta Jr?

so they win but a gov guy sez they need 5000$ in 7 days or they'd not b able to send em as they dont want em to go cuz they aint of the occult blood lineage or rich or inbred

if they cant raise the funds in fdrs economy then a team they beat goes up

after doing a crowdfunding campaign where even dad chipms in

thy got 4 hours and almost got it but the soviet california team coach guy comes by an gives the rest in a real American style in an i o u as coach's boys deserve it more

then the go to Anti soviet Berlin with jesse owens who was loved by 30s Germans and hated by demon worshipper inbreeer fdr

and German the people are happy to be free of Weimar oppression and the americans wear buster Keaton hats

in the hotel or w/e 1 guy feels cr=ppy and gets rest

in the stadium they meet jesse owens whos racing to show the men back home

they have a race on a sunny day as GErman is a sunny place unlike soviet england or ussr and the winner gets a day off

Americaa wins like 1776 an 1812 and the cold one but th cr-ppy one has trouble lifting his oar

the dr se he has a bug and i hope not ai as THEY int invent it yet but is Dehydrate and if hes not ready in 2 hours they find a better guy

the german ollymppic guy gives his team the best lane and the American worse one despite America wining the better one

so they go to the race and sic one is in but is probaly gonna rupture his plague blood on em

the shouter misses the shot and they start late

they're in last place but like Yugioh or WWF they come back

all right guys, we need thunderzord power

zee fuhrur is oof his axis and its close so they go to a photo finish where they guy develops it an America wins

caller gets the wreath so they pass it on with the sick guy getting it 1st an others touching it

then it the future a main guy has a grankidwho he talks of his rowing career with him sayin they were 1

they walk towards the woods and a blue sky and sunlight the we see a photo of the real guys

then credit to lite 90s pianoy music

the end

that was nice

a positive hopeful upbeat overcoming the ods movie

its got a few swears to keep it pg but its less than The Simpsons

its got hope and goo music and acting and makes you feel nice

i enjoyed it and  it lihtened my spirits

glad George made something positive and feel good

its like 2 hours but don't feel it and has goo pacing with not cramming a lot in too little

with the title i thought it was about people rom nam

For The Boys In The Boat 2 i want it to be the 2020s and the grandson is doing the 1st rowing in space. It shows him building a team and some are cyborgs and some are mutants. Also its a 128 bit racing game on Sea Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 where you train the team and recruit members to compete in events in the space games.

The Dream Of An Opium Fiend Review

Note: I spell better than those crack smoking apes

The Dream Of An Opium Fiend

This is my eview on The Dream Of An Opium Fiend rom the distant future year to mary the elephant of 1908(120 years eore the 2n Rootech War)

Its directed by Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship

He was a frenchie and trade unionist and did a lot of occult things in his films

I never saw this b4 but its public domain

It tarts with a possible ningen or Frenchie i an eotic place an a maruta with a long braid giving him a long pipe like the red man does

maruta mixes something and light it and puts it in the pipe

the cup have smoke comming out and possible ningen smokes and stands up

he walks around seeming f;d then blacls out in a chair

maruta played by a possible ningen or Frenchie in maruta face laughs and seems to enoy this guy possibly overdosing

he even does a dance like blac guys on maury when they are NOT the father!

I must noticed there's Greek like columns in the background, possible referencing the millennial kingdom before THEY busted it

i hope the maruta dont b0ne him, but when it comes to drugs, thats not uncommon

So maruta runs off and it dissolves to him in a European 1st world study

a woman comes in with big t-ts and wakes him

hey have bead and wine or breakfast as they are eurotrash and as a ref to The Bible

another chick comes in and puts the wine bottle away ten gets a new one and a trophy lookking big glass

he holds the side handles an the chic each dump wine in it but its mostly head

then the scene fades to the same thin but the moon in the window has what soviet wikipedia calls Phoebe, the daughter of Chronos and Rhea, the pagan goddess/titan

she uses her ki or something to bring the trophy mug to her

also i got it wrong, her parents were Uranus and Gaia, Chrono and Rhea were her syblings

and she's on a cresceant moon, a symbol of the devil in some lore

it fades to the night sky with the moon and a face on it with clouds going behind it, as a possible thin on the Firmament the Moon lies behind

the moon zooms in and makes faces while looking lie a clown which have pagan origins

the trophy mug cmes up an the moon face drins it by tilting it with its ki

also its almost the size of the moon

the moon zooms bac and we see Phoebe not the one from Pinobee and Phoebee holding the mug and the man spazzes out

she comes down stairs that appear like Jacob's Ladder in The Bible or a stairway to heaven

she gives back the mug an has a seat as he gets more wine

as he's gonna pour it, the mug warp under the table and when he reaches fo it, it goes back on it

he goes to pour it but it winks out so he gets his irish up but he sits and tries to put his arm around her

se warps to the other side of the table so he scootches hi chain over to hug her

she don't consent as the french are gross an have bad dna so when he gets close, she warps to the other side of the table

she stanss up and he hugs her as she tries to escape but she's now a weird clown goblin midget

substitution jutsu?

he smooches the yokai's cheek but sees its not her and trys hitting it with a chair

it spins an move weirdly like a yokai and he raises an item and is gonna crush it

the end

that was creative

a lot of occult and demonic refs

clever twists

its like a dream brought to life

the effects are cool

the make up is good

it shows how drugs weaken our spiritul defences and allow demons access

i liked it

its goo for the 1900s

For The Dream Of An Opium Fiend 2 I want him to wake up an the maruta is doing stuff to him. His shock and the rugs allow a demon to possess him and he devolves into a yokai. Then goes around shredding druggies and dealers. Also its an 8 bit game on Nes, SG-1000, Atari 7800 and lynx where you play a him and go through various ares fighting druggies and demons and in the end, fight the moon demon who devolved you and the maruta worked for by giving demon blood infected drugs.