The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch Review

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The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch

This is my review on The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch from the distant future year o George Armstrong Custer of 1912(99 years before Transformers The Heamasters)

Its direded by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess./The Uchanging Sea.

It stars Blanche Sweet from A Corner In Wheat/Judith Of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or Thou Shalt Not Kill, Charles West from The King of Kings/Duck Soup/The Grapes of Wrath/The Unchanging Sea, Dorothy Bernard from The House Of Darkness, Wikipedia described sodomite Harry Hyde from Judith Of Bethulia, Christy Cabanne from Judith of Bethulia/The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The House Of Darkness, William A. Carroll from Judith Of Bethulia, Frank Evans from The Musketeers of Pig Alley, Wilfred Lucas from Intolerance/Flesh and Blood/The Count of Monte Cristo 1934/Cleopatra 1934/The Devil-Doll/Mary of Scotland/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Santa Fe Trail, W. Chrystie Miller from A Corner in Wheat/The Tender Hearted Boy(aww how nice)/Judith of Bethulia,  Opperman from Judith of Bethulia/Tillie's Punctured Romance/The House of Darkness/The Unchanging Sea, Anthony O'Sullivan from The Gibson Goddess, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness, W. C. Robinson from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Tender Hearted Boy)Judith of Bethulia/The Huuse Of Darkness, ad a few guys i n evr saw in cr-p

i never saw tis b4 but lie D W Griffith an Blanche Sweet so imma give it a shot

hu, ts basd on work by Bret Harte, the 1800s author, not the wwf guy. He did The Outcasts of Poker Flat, The Luck of Roaring Camp and Salomy Jane.

after ttle we get text sayong th goddess takes a walk nd we see  blNMCHE going around the outside by a valey or w/e

she goes through yown and the guys go wilsd and title ard sez she mets a tenderfood prospector

shw meets a nerdy guy in a uit and a hat and pick and he gows on

then title sez bluegrass pete an an opertine koment

so pete wacks a snake i think with an axe or something to save blanche and she heads home in a cabin like Birth of a Nation

She goes out and a guy looking like if tru deau was a real man comes by an they smooch as some guys walks around

he goes off and then title sez her sster frm the city visits

they hug and shes dressed fancy abd in a big a55 hat bt not an a55hat

blanche goes out to be ith her man but goes in and sister is with the man

pete comes by and wait thats her bf hes pete and brings his homie over the goes off with siuster as blanche waches em making out

in the real version they wer b0ning

she goes hme and they cone back and they see ashamed but sister  seen trying to beg for forgiveness

blanche pulls away and pulls out a gun, then fires into both of em, as they overact and die

jk really thery reconcile and blanche goes n but the suster/pete hug

blanche ges upset and spazzes out inside but nt as bad as a reditor when you point out the soviets didn't support banana crammers

he looks out abd sees sister and pete run of and blanche goes back in

suster/pete go to some plse and hes got gold i think and blanche is leaving

suster and pete go off but a guy follows em and watches em hite it then pete goes off

blanche is leacing and hears the plot to rob pete wile hiding in the ushes and the bad guys stop by to talk

but is glad pete is gonna get whats coming to him for betraying her

is his where pete from Disney came from?

cuz steam boa willies was like 16 years after this

so the bad guys come in and feel up sister and lance laughs at dat b--ch getting wats coming to er but sees the error of her ways and  freaks out and runs aving her arms like a black guy

a title cars sez petes pal was recgnizes and restrained from a desparate deed hch meas he's gona either b0ne her or wack her

sisters toed up and left there but a title csrd sez a lit cigarette forgot in the robbers haste lights up the cabin

shes gonna get burned at the stake like witchcrafters in the past earned through practicing the black arts

we see smoke filling up re area and blanche got guys from town  who get in a gunfight with the robbers and waste the bad guys

the cain burns with good effects of fire around sister that i'm ot sure how they did other than cutting between frames of fire and her

or maybe having the fire in front of te camera and her in the background

so some guy in a black hat saves sister and lance goes off with greengorn or w/e who i think fiyd gold

the end

hat was prtty good

simple and decent

nice acting and filming

typical of the era

good effects

blanche and her blonde hair worked in here

i never read the book or w/e but this was decent

it holds up and tells a decent story that was used often later with things like soap operas and Degrassi and robotech with romance and bbterayal

Glad I saw this

For The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch 2 I want the greenhorn to break into an ancient temple underground and find treasure of advanced tech, but then there's an attack by seagull people from the cloud city and he and blanche have to use that tch to fight em off. Also its an 8 it game on Sega master system, Game Gear, Nes, Game Boy, G16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as Blanche and/or the greenhorn in power armor and fight through airships and sky cities and dimem=nsional areas to beat the seagull people.