The Gibson Goddess Review

 Note: I spell like Mel

The Gibson Goddess

This is my revie on The Gibson Goddess from th distant future year to mary the elephant of 1909(120 years before Roboech Seaon 2)

Its directe by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness.

It stars Kate Bruce from The Tender Hearted Boy(Which I never aw bt is a kind heart softening titl;e)True Heart Susie/Way Down East, William J. Butler from Judith of Bethulia-/The House Of Darkness, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess, James Kirkwood from Santa Fe/I Dream of Jeanie/Two Rode Together, Mary Pickford fromn Sparrows, Billy Quirk from Intolerance, Gertrude Robinson from Judith of Bethulia, Mack Sennett from a lot, anmd a number of giys i never saw in anything or aint on back dooe, aids bag, Sodom bttom, gender offener, Creator hater, any a55 soy boy, beta male, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, liar supplier, qyer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who thinks ibeace is queer even though he didn't identify as that but goes wuith any other made up identidy

i never saw this b but its Griffith so its proably good

after titlr we see people standing around with floppy stiks and a few chicks come by that gets the guy interested

he goes after em as does another guy anfshe goes in a building but a bumcha guys wanna go in after her

i think 1 is a midget and she leves with the guys fawning aftr her and following with 1 walkinh all swishy like a quer

she walks by guys by a hedge an more guys follow tl she sits on a bench

all the guys truy to sit on the bench but she eaves and they clash but go on

i this where Minerva Mink from Animaniacs got it from?

In Arthur is characters with double letter names like Buster Bunny and Francine Frensky, which makes me think: In their future they'd wind up with Maxi Mounds, Chelsea Charms, Pandora Peaks, Lexi Luxe, and Minerva Mink!

sge goes by a wood thing by the sea andca ailor or sea captain sees he and digs a hole in the sand for a few shovels, sits in it then goes as another guy follows

the title card sez alone at last lkw the dbz episode tansformed at last and shes by thr sea

she sits on a wood cylinder and reads and a guy omec out from underground and its the sea captain like im the simpsons but like violence jack oav 1

then a swarm of guys come from under the pier and have walking sticks as there was probably some chaotic event that damaged peoples legs in the 1800s/1900s that THEY covered up

she eventually notices shes surrounded by guys like me watching tv in my grandmas plae in the 90s an not knowing my cousins came over

she walks off and the men follow afyer standing around for a while and pbably having b0ners so if they walk the man things come out of the skin

btw the film is really devolved and the ackgroun looks like a foggy mess like silent hill or an N64 game

unless thats how it looed that ay from some unknown event

so she lightly runs into a builing and the men swarm like gaijin trying to b0ne a Human girl

inside she talks with a main or slave and tital card sez a new wa ti get rid of those guys

\she dresses in an outfit seen as hot for the 1900s and goes oyt wearing a oat or cloak

the guts follow her to th pier abdi think its a 1900s swinsuit  nd the guys o up to her, bow and walk off frootily

totle card sez only the braive deserve the fair and this moustache guy walks with her arm in arm

they go to a fence and she walks off with him practically j-zzing in his pants and a buncha guys come byacting prissy

chick returns and the guy with mutton chops the hair style or go nagai sideburns goes off wuih her

at the pier the other guys are there and no on here has names but not like franklin with bear and goose and beave and snail

worst idea; franklin; the movie! its a darker edgier take on the series. franklin is a bada55 snapping turtle with battle scars. bear is the muscle of his group. snail is a guy who is missing his arms and legs but is a master strategist. they are fighting daemons in a post apocalyptic future and use big guns that shoot hexagram and swastika bullets to kill the daemons. they fight in battle mech armor exosuits and are fighting to free the planet from being slaves to the daemons.

so they go ack an she takes of the cloak as the other guys laugh and overact more than bulk and skull in power rangers and walk by em

k according to wikipdia the outfot was a cr-ppy swimsuit and the gil is Nanette Ranfrea with te guy being Commodore Fitzmaurice

will he fight the soviets in 1917 when America fights em?

the end

but that wasn't bad

good filmimg, simple thing, and lov winning out with heart over looks

the acting is over the top but that prase was from ww1 with guys going over the top of the trenches so its not canon

its got few titlecards and tells the story visually as well as physically

its said to be a comedy but it didn't make me laugh, but many things dont

i assume the film wa devolved to cover the things in the background THEY didn't want us to see

but its not bad and has a lit upbeat thing that was probably pretty ood for the 1900s

Glad I saw this one

And all the guy wanting her is like Yuria in Hokuto No Ken

For The Gibson Goddess 2 I want ww1 to start and the commodore is at sea and encounters a mosasaur and his crew fight it but a uso attacks and its a 3 way battle. Also its a 16 bit Shmup on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as thecommoore in an experimental shuo from ancient tech and fight sea beasts like dolphins and orca and fighters launched by the uso and battle to beat the Mosasaur as the game boss after being hi by a mutation beam from the USO that makes it a big devolved kaiju thing lke the plant thing biolante or w/e in Godzilla.