Sightseeing Through Whisky Review

Note: I spell drunk but never do booze cuz I watched Power Rangers in the 90s

Sightseeing Through Whisky

This is my eview on Sightseeing Through Whisky from te distant future year to American Icon Patty Cannon of 1907(120 years before the 80s Robotech Movie)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks

i never saw his but im reviewing tis guys films, which are pretty good despite his disability o being a frenchmo

Atfer title we get these ruins with pillar and arches like the Greek or roman or olde worlde during the millennial reign before the little season of deception

these people in explorer helmets come in with a guide who's probably tellin of the olde world and its high tech

1 of em a a gross devolved possible woman or man in a dress cuz he got b0ned in the mouth and went nuts like that abridgers woman

el devolvo lay down an goes to sleep on the floor like a junkie as the group goes on

then some soviets come in and b0ne her dead

jk really a guy in a tuxedo like the demon worshippers circus's are based on, stay and gets booze

after chubbing I mran chugging or a while and spazzing out a alcohol causes issue and you stumble around, can't use fine nor gross motor skill, can;' walk., can't talk

its like you got brain damagk

now I have a lot of awful thoughts, but I keep em sealed away

don't wanna say or do something I'd regret

is like Pandora's Pox I mwan Box

so he blacks out and this chic in a head cloth and robe comes in to wake him

so cloth chick waves her arms like a spazzmo and this steam boils from an item

it summons a White being with a staff and a big coin with a face on it

coin being summons a fountain with 3 chix in it and this feels like Sailor Moon meets Yugioh with the Lightlords

You think the lightlords in yugioh' realm of light is like the Paradise the Holy went in another higher realm?

drunkmo wants the chix but they wink out b4 he gets em

biblical bearded guys come in as do women prancing in white dresses with wands and flowers on the end

he dances around but falls as he's hammered and the Bible guys shove him on his monkey a55 as the chix go

the bible guys bring in a donkey or jacka55 like dat african from 2008-16 in the Land of the free he tried to devolve

this roman guy in a robe and with laurels in his hair and wine comes in and gives him gold containers and cup of liquor

a55 and friends leave so guys in poofy outfits bring in this box of items maybe high tech cr-p

it turns into a multisced spark barfing thing with a fence when he touches it

chick waves at it to wink it away and drunkmo jumps out

he wants food and is gonna go so robe chick throws him down and summons a gold thing with 5 chicks on it positioned like the Olympic rings as THEY are into evil

a light dressed chic with b00b protectors comes in a White veil and lays down on the devolved chick

he lays on her and it fades to real life and hes h=mping the ugly alleged chick who beats him with a broom and the guide comes in, beats on him and they leave

the end

that was pretty cool

shows how devolved the French are

drinking and lusting

good refs of the not really ancient past or bible and millennial reign

maybe this guy is psychic or the booze made him see things

when mind altering substances are used, the spiritual defences go down so dark forces can access

like pagan tribes licking toads or smoking cr-p to commune with spirits

according to back door, aids bag, soy boy, beta male, gender offender, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, frooty booty, Creator Hater hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung u based on plants, Sodom bottom, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wikipedia, wo renames crazy peoples made up names but not lakes and guls officially renamed, the donkey guy was a pagan god of wine

good use of occult and real things that many probably ad recall o back then

remember, napolean and 1812 happened around the same time and many past cities were blown out

and this was the 1900s

the effects were nice and the acing fit the time

glad i saw it

its better when you know what THEY tried to hide

For Sightseeing Through Whisky 2 I want the guy to get outta jail and in other wind dont give him visions, so he finds this bottle had a secret chemical that let him see beyond. He takes another bottle and uses it to find a Japanese underworld thing of Yokai and has to try t escape, but 1 grabs him and gets to our world and the yokai come through him as a portal to the world. Its revealed the booze the pagan god gave him mutated him to let yokai in and he jumps in a volcano to seal it. Also its a 128 bit action game on sega Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you play as him in the realms and trying to get to he volcano

Good Glue Sticks Review

Note: I Spell like glue eaters

Good Glue Sticks

This is my review on Good Glue Sticks from the ditant iture year to Oscar Wile of 1907 (120 years before Transformer Zone)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art.

I never saw this but this frenchie often does good films but also dark occultism like Yugioh

After title we see a stand selling cr-p and a guy n a cr-ppy hat with a beard

i think its a gaijin or one of THEM

guys come up and e has a sign saying The Best Glue

Don't at glue, its made of horses and not kosher

imagine gluing your butt closed and eatin a lot of foreign food to build pressure til you blow out?

so some alleged people or frenchies buy the glue and e gives a demonstration o brushing some on a paper and sticking another paper on it

2 guys looking maybe like cops or train guys like yugioh zexal with anna and her trains b0ning guys by driving em in the anus

the devolved duo move away the people in White from buying the glue and gain store owner wis out like a soviet lover hearing the good America did and sends em away

gaijin store guy goes out with a container of some fluid as we see the duo going by a bench and statues like in rome or Greece or the millennial reign

they go to sleep and old ands as in europe its not queer like wearing a speedo or kissing guys like italianoes do

they sleep in public outside? must not worry of crime or guys b0ning em in their sleep, like a paradise with no evil

gaijin comes by and paints their sleeves then makes a sound to scare em to bump into each other and stick

is this where we got Stuck On You by the Super Farley Bros?

they stumble around trying to figure out how to move as a swam of alleged humans or frenchies come in and laugh at their disability

they take off their coats which ae probably ruined and the coats did no wrong

and then taking of stuck clothes makes em smarter than Honda in Yugioh Season 0 as in the manga his coat got caught and he stayed behind to die in Kaiba's Death T Par instead of taking it off as hes a effin dumba55

they go after the gaijin store glue man who returned to his store laughing at the guys he wronged

as 2 wrongs make a right

hes packing up and replace up with fudge and its France

the duo comes in and catch him and wrestle him to the round as a guy carrying newspapers falls over seeming like Mr McFeeley in Mr Rogers

they hold him down and pour the glue in his a55 to seal it forever so nothing goes in and nothing goes out

jk really they paint his back and stick him to a wall

is this them stringing him up?

the hairy gross gaijin spazzes out all 4 limbs like the bug it is so the alleged humans or frenchies pry it of the wall door thing with sticks

i think its butt pants came off so he dont show the camera his rotting hairy a55 with bites taken out rom his rituals

they put newspaper on it and that thing skips town to spread its plague to other places

the end

that was petty fun

sorta like a long mentos commercial

its fitting of the 1900s and as res to hidden things lie the statues and them trusting to sleep in public as if used to a moral ara tul this gain came in

good message of removing malefic forces with their own evil

glad I saw it

For Good Glue Sticks 2 I want te gain to come to a town and spread poison glue to mutate people into demons so th cops gotta beat the evil outta em and take out the gaijin who uses his poison to devolve into a big ross hair yokai. Is also a 16 bit Beat Em Up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA were up to 4 players are cops with holy limb guards tat beat the evil outta the devolved,

The Knight Of Black Art Review

Note: I spell like not batman

The Knight Of Black Art

This is my review on The Knight Of Black Art from the istant future year to Shutendoji of 1907(100 years before transformes season 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire

I never saw this like many of this guys films but he does good stuff with a lot o occultism

after title we see a stone inner building made TOTALLY by pre horse and buggy guys and some musketeers come in

wait its 1 and theres some possible chicks but its hard to tell wit frenchies being so sissy

musketeer take of his cloak an blade and as the possible chicks throw em up but they don't come down

imagine if they threw up in each others butts?

A reverse Human Centipede!

he has 1 possible chick get big hoop rings and a table he puts 1 on then a cloth over it

he puts the other ring on it and presses em to make a drum thing

like king piccolo making drum in Dragon Ball

and both Nameks and frenchies are like hermaphrodites

unlike manly soviets and curvy soviet chicks they b0ne

he paints a face on the drum with a smile which is weird as frenhies aint happy, often from feminism or crippled dna

he used black magic to aim its arm at the drum and the face gets happier

ten punches in its eyes and pulls out booze bottles

Sonic Sez Beer is NO good!

then punches in its mouth and pulls out long cloths for a while

then pulls live birds outta its mouth

is this a dimension hole?

he shows theres noting in the other side only a drum and ring

then puts it back and pulls out mouth cloth

wait its dresses like french men like to wear

after a buncha dresses from h-ll he pulls the cloth off the drum and clones the alleged females by moving 1 to the left 1 to the right and there's others like em behind em

then throws dresses on em and it cuts to em wearing dresses

they walk in a pattern probably for leaving ki trails to link em or spell things like a Transmutation Circle in FMA by American HERO Vic Mignogna

they line up and pull of the dresses to a cut of ten in em and out em then vanish

the musketeer and last alleged woman tie the last ring to 4 White strings from above(occult symbol)

he has the assistant alleged female sit under it and waves him hand to have a guy summon from the ring above it

its a chick in a clamshell like The Birth Of Venus from the alleged castlevania days but clothed

then has her sink back into the gate

was that the assitants stand like in jojo?

the assistant stands in the ring but is shoved down by musketeer mage

they take it of the strings and he gets on a pedestal then runs the rung over him

the ring vanishes then he turns semi clear and the ring moves over him to vanish him

its on 2 White Stri9ngs like the 2 witnesses at the end before the last thing in The Bible

he umps out behind the alleged chick assistant and gets the ring, pulls it in 2 and lines em up, then gets on a bk thats summoned and rides off

the end

that was pretty cool

more magic and tricks that i wasn't expecting

some occultist refs and themes

no words, only visual

like Sonic 3 and Knuckles

I liked it and you can tell when they changed the film or cut away to fake it

but its entertaining

you may think "did they have bikes bac then?" but temples have carvings o men on bikes and of dinosaurs

look it up, its real

For The Knight Of Black Art 2 I want the families of the chicks he vanished to go on a hunt for him to get em back. They go to his place after a trip and into his dimension of weird tim burton la blue girl cr-p. Also its a top down 4 player Zelda like game on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you go around the quest to find him and the quest in the demon realm for the 2nd part and go from 1 square screen to the next like Zelda 4 swords.

The Genii Of Fire Review

Note: I Can Spell On FiRe, Like The AIDS Of SoDoMy

The Genii Of Fire

This is my review on The Genii Of Fire from the distant future year to pharaoh Atem of 1908(120 year bore the 2n Rootech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late

candy a55 Wikipedia sez its got occult refs but the directer was not in the demon club but his dad was in similar groups

I never saw this and its suppose to say Genie but the French cant spell and don't got souls

Outside a cave with pillars of carved stone a chic worships

an older couple comes by with the guy having a huge schnozz and moustache and the woman looking mature like the kind who b0ned high school guys

i think they may be royal with fancy outfits

she wants to go in the cave but he don't

the chick worshipping is really a dude as i didn't see its face

he trys to warn em that something will f their eyes but then goes

she goes in pulling him and in it are triangle signs in the architecture and in the walls

the doorways are like 10 feet tall, probably for giants or other demons like sasquatch or oni

these beardo and turban guys like the ones that ruin other countries come in with alleged females on the other side in White like The Klan would do later

they catch the couple and head beardo has tribal guys in skull face with torches and long loincloth or diapers

the tribesman hold em down they the doors open to a fire in it that turns to a demon yokai thing that walks out with a maybe red bodysuit and turban and long beard

it wiggles around and curls its arms around its legs to aim butt at camera then does the splits

it stands up and more/sparks burst behind it for a bit then raises a huge wine glass like for a giant

a chick in a pointy hat comes out and I think the sparks f'd out the couple eyes

she poofs away and the area with the door is gone to show an open circle room that has steps leading up, like a temple in a sonic game

the tribal guys cartwheel out and the head beardo has em bring in a huge wine glass with things on the sides they detach like dragon graven idols

these women dressed roman are hanging on the sides and middle behind it and burst into spark flames that shower on the couple

k now they're eyed are f'd out and the glass is gone

is this like soviet india with the guy cooking out slum kids eyes with a spoon in slumdog millionaire?

or gypsies mutilating Human kids to use for begging like The Man Who Laughs?

the couple and cult step toward the camera creppily with arms out and the couple leaves the cave

they pray for help and he devolved guy who tried to stop em comes by seeing they're f'd

he uses i think secret herbs and spices on their eyes to heal em so they go of and he yells in the cave

the end

that as pretty good

I'm not in any demon cults so I don't know how accurate this is but it seems like something They'd do

good effects for the time and it gave me the creeps with the cult marching to the camera

the demon effects were interesting and good pyrotechnics

I think the guy at the start may be an angel guarding the cave temple like Zelda and keeps em in

pretty cool film and pretty freaky

and it didn't need cg lol

For The Genii Of Fire 2 I want the couple to have trained in holy arts and lead an attack on the demon temple but the demons and cult members in it ight back. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar  and GBA where 1 player is the guy and the other is the chick in holy armor and taking on various demons as bosses while exploring the deep temple.

Why That Actor Was Late Review

Note: I spell etter tan ators do on celeb jeopardy

Why That Actor Was Late

This is my review on Why That Actor Was Late rm the distant future year to American HERO Nathan Bedford Forest f 1908(120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography

I never saw it but this was kinda before movie stars but i think they had play actors then

if you believe e official story of alleged history

after title we get actual words saying knocking down managers

in a bar with painted on bottles on the walls like the simpsons these guys drink

a big guy with a bowler hat, coat and smoke gets up and goes but bumps people who fall over

in the real version he b0ned em dead

outside with stores painted on the walls we see a 10 foot tall thing like a phone booth with a leaf or peal like dome and point, probably some olde worlde thing

theres a 1900s car and a cart stops by it with a guy looking over its cr-p

a guy carrying a buncha boxes is shoved over like the soviets b0ning people dead by the big guy who gets in the car as is victims leave

the driver open the front to f with and big guy gets out to check then back in and they eventually drive our

a cop stops em and big guy gets out to hassle the cop then this long phaIIic car like a rocket car in some sci fi thing comes in

big guy stands on the back of it an it drives off

cop hassles 1st driver and he gets to effing the front of the car

at some building or plays or w/e these people go in and out and not only the butt

big guy gets there and shoves over a waiter or w/e holding cr-p

i think its a movie studio and he nocks things over and is rough like a soviet

he shoves over guys on stairs and theres a lot of shots besides 1 room like most of the directors other things

he gets to his dressing room and a guy helps him get changed and put on a wig

a buncha freaks in 1700 costumes come in and b--ch at him

he throws white power probably nose candy at em hen goes to perform

the end

that wasnt bad

good physical comedy

surprised it had so many scenes and word cards

good action

not much to the story

could be a mentos commercial

show how the French are rude and bossy and cr-ppy

its a decent film

For Why That Actor Was Late 2 I want hi to be at a nose candy party and notices he's late but has a more berserk thing goin around town beating on people and taing bits outta em in a drugged up rampage. Also its a 32/64 bit game on Sea Saturn, N6, ps1 and 3do where you play a the guy and go around like Postal but 3rd person an plays like Fighting Force or w/e the game that was almost Streets Of Rage 4 was and gotta get to there before time run out but have the option to wreak havoc and time stops as you beat people, up for some reason

Long Distance Wireless Photography Review

Note: I spell long as in wrong

Long Distance Wireless Photography

This is my review on Long Distance Wireless Photography from the ditant fiture year to Christopher Columbus The Italian Stallion o 1908(120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop

I never saw this but I'm doin his surviving films and this is next

in a lab this target hat beardo an long beard beardo work a a chick runs around

a boy comes in and lets in a geezer couple

long beardo looks like Rasputin n waves is hands around italiano stlye

they bring in a picture of a machine and a smaller piture of chicks in dresses who he probably wants to b0ne like a soviet

beardo Rasputin spin a wheel behind it and puts a black screen up then pulls a lever and shows the dress chicks on the screen

they move and he turns it off and puts he equipment away

he puts it back and in a frame and as a chick in a dress come out then run the machine and a 2nd girl in a dress is on the black frame screen

its like yugioh arc v but not efing awful

the frame chick moves and fade out then Rasputin gx go's with the equipment and put this old lady's face on the screen

ew its missing teeth!

must be French

he clelebrates with geezer and puts him on the seat then runs the machine but a demon ape clown face shows up on the frame

is that his true forme?

i lnew the French were evil

marquis de sade, Trudeau, Robespierre, macros, alleged Trudeau jr

we need a cure or being french

we can put it on the trash, so when they b0ne the trash they evolve

or rot into black fungus

if they had souls they wouldn't be French

so demon geezer goes mental and busts the lab but gets zapped by the machine he grabbed as he's a dumba55 and his hair stands up

his skin falls off and hes the ape clown demon and he falls back to h-ll where the french came rom

jk really the alleged humans laugh at him and Rasputin GT turns it off

old lady gets her coat removed by the wheel in a cut away rom 1 frame to the next and se leaves with her demon husband lookin giIf as the others laugh at them

the end

tat was interesting

it predited projecting video like tv and internet

the aids bag wikipedia page of this whines of guys liking chicks in this like its bad

a thing showing the true self is interesting like THEY LIVE which I thougt of recently

clever effects and style and creative vision predicting things

I assume the tech here was based on real things rom the past tech which was more advanced and probably still can be done

Pretty good thing

For Long Distance Wireless Photography 2 I want the beardo guy to make a thing where it shows a projection of the people at a town hall and reveals their true selfs. Seeing they're exposed, they devolve to their real forms and try to wipe out the town, so the beardo inventer has a power armor made and battles em. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sea Genesis, Snes, TG16 Atari Jaguar and GBA were you play as up to 4 guys in armor and fight the demon ape clown people

In The Barber Shop Review

Note: I don't get haircuts

In The Barber Shop

This is my revirw on In The Barber Shop from the didtant future year to Ivan the Terrible who did the right thing a those animals iced is fam like The Punisher, of 1908(120 years beore Rootecg Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village

I never saw this but its probably what Barbershop is based on with that guy ice cube or w/e

but i never saw that either so its non canon

after title we see a barber shop with 1 guy sharpening a blade and 2 guys on 2 patients or w/e air cutter victims are called

the guy and female who got cut are happy with their hair and leave

a chick in a black cloak comes in but then a blicketee black guy played by a french or human actor

he reachs for the woman in blacks thicc booty as i guess he wants to b0ne it

she swats him away and hes all dancey and wiggley

he trys again but falls in the barber chair and keeps checing out the older atter woman who wears black

imagine going to anti soviet Teas with all the 600lb blobs?

the barbers work on the africanized non American and the White woman in black he lusts for and the womans hair is let down

i can see this guy being the kind who starts j=rkin off in public if he sees a chick hot enough

the film quality changes and looks more washed out as homie's barber gets a spinning thing to buff his hair

while talking to a woman the homie's barber buffs his ace

so woman in blacks hair is dark now like going ss4

homie got the black buffed of him and now is White or albino or vitiligo

he looks like a devolved mr bean and the womans barber looks lie a less devolved groucho marx

he don't want the woman now who seem to have caught his blackness, which is a thing on race and which groups go after what

deeply political for 1908

ex homie laughs at the woman who had his condition a bit before

e gets her irish up an lings powder, possibly nose candy, like a devolved chick throwing her waste at the restaurant that told her the toilet is for customers

she leaves to find a cure and the barber trio laugh and low dust

the end

that wasn't bad

pretty 1900s it thats how people thought

may comedy is cruder today but tis was more lite

good surprise of her getting revitiligo lie Uncle Ruckus

plus maruta and gaijin have similar adds

didn't know black was contagious

Michael Jackson hung out with Donald Trump and got the thing

Guess that why in the 1800s they wanted us to stick to our own kind

lol

But this was quick and fun

glad i saw it

Better than law and order SVU bein mostly White Straight men as the bad guys

For In The Barber Shop I want the woman to be wandering around france eating garbage and poors as she looks for a cure. The priest sends her on missions to aid others and by helping others, learns how people have it worse, then she's cured. Also its a 128 bit game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 were you go around the slums of france and do quests like cheap Zelda.

Game Reviews Volume 40 From 2026 Part I

My next bunch of games I did. I lost my 2DS and got a new one and got busy with other things but from January to August I did these ones.

Just beat Goof Troop for Snes on my DS R4. Its a puzzle action game based on the 90s cartoon where you play as Goofy who's slower but does more damage, or his son Max, who's the opposite and kinda worse. There's 5 levels and after you beat 1 you get a 5 image password that stays on if you game over or accidentally start a new one and die off. 1 button kicks blocks or picks up/throws things to beat enemies and when the arms are up, you can catch things like thrown pots or cannonballs. 1 button uses the item and in 2 player each gets 1 but 1 player you have 2 you cycle through with R. I couldn't get it to pause and save states didn't work so I had to use Passwords to return where I left of or leaving the 2DS on Sleep. You have a few lives and get continues with Blue Gems you find but under pots or barrels or whatever are fruit that give Health or Red Gems for extra Guys Get enough fruit and its an extra guy but at 8 it stops giving it out til you get hit. Normally you die in 1 hit and resummon at the entrance of the room you came in. There's puzzles like kicking blocks to a square or beating all enemies or bringing a key to open a door that can be tricky but eventually you'll get it. I struggled with this til I found you can keep going in the same room back and forth, check the pots, get Fruit/1UPs and repeat til full. Using a Continue has you restart the room and on bosses you can't go back and refill lives so keep trying to find a way to do better on full Lifes. After biting it its 1 hit kills til you run outta guys. The game boss is rough but after hours of redoing the last level I eventually got him. Nice Snes Disney Capcom Graphics and the music is good. It could control better with me trying to kick a block and it not working or Goofy spazzing around it. Its meant as a 2 player game but would be harder to synchro with another guy. Glad I finished it but I probably won't do it again. Its kind of an ordeal. I used Goofy as Max is weak. Pits are death no matter HP.

Just beat Hokuto no Ken 6 - Gekitou Denshou Ken Haou e no Michi for Snes on my DS R4. Its a 2D 1 on 1 Fighting game where you use guys from Hokuto No Ken 1 and 2. You choose 1 and fight the rest of em and if you don't use any Continues(You get like 4) you fight a hidden boss, The Thoughts of the Hokuto Ryu Ken successors, which is a gray Kenshiro. A B X Y is attacks, L is Super Move when you build up enough Toki from hitting the foe without being hit much, and has 2 levels for different moves, and R can do some move. The graphics are kinda weird but work but the guys look kinda Devolved in 16 bit. Its not like Street Fighter and often has you smacking on each other til 1 gets enough Toki for a move and does it then repeat. I find ducking and attacking can get em but not against Raoh/Kaioh. I used Rei cuz he's the coolest and after beating it, tried again with Falco and it was easier. Maybe as I knew how to fight em. I did use save states to save time and it may be the only game I know where you can use KuroYasha. The music is good and there's digitized voices that ain't too bad. Its not deep and there's a 2 player and a free mode besides the 1 player game and it plays not so bad but could be better. The toughest guys were Raoh and Kaioh but the game can be beat in under 30 mins on a perfect run. The fights are 1 battle per fight and some things like Mr. Heart's body gulging around is interesting. There's Heart but no Shin and KuroYasha but no Hyo or Han? Who chose this line up? But the characters look and fight different and there's no Mirror Match except Kenshiro vs Shadow Kenshiro. Its kind of a lite game but if you like Hokuto No Ken its fun to see Rei Vs Souther or Falco Vs Raoh. When your Toki is enough you get a colored aura and use L to do the move. Often you can jump over guys and they take a bit to turn around and hit him. Ken can do Muso Tensei which makes him invincible for a bit. Glad I did this one. Its a decent lite game.

Just beat Dune: The Battle for Arrakis on my 218 Sega Genesis Ganes Multicart. Its a Real Time Strategy game base on the book/80s movie where you do 9 missions getting harder each time, usually blowing all enemy buildings. A is yes, B s no but  can have you make another of the last thing made. C is held to speed the curser you move around to click on things and tell it what to do. If you move a unit to a place it stays there and attacks foes who near. You can click on one unit then another to make it follow it and Daisy Chain em to make a Convoy. You play as Harkonen(The strongest)Ordos(Non Canon)or Atreides(The good guys)and some have different units or powers. I used Harkonnen as its strong. You make buildings that do things like Wind Traps for energy or Factory's for making vehicles. You need a Refinery/Harvesters to collect Spice to use as money or you can't do Jack. As you go on you get more options and don't need past ones. Like Pokemon where you don't need Butterfree/Raticate later. The AI is bad so you can trick foes to hit their own buildings if you are behind em. Without using Concrete 1st the building has less HP but you can fix it. Everything moves in real time so you gotta look around but there's voices saying whats up. Turrets attack near enemies and there is Fog Of War where the map is dark til you explore. Sandworms eat 3 of your units then leave but you can kill em. There's Passwords that are real words and the Graphics/Music are well done. It plays well and each side gets 1 Construction Building to make buildings. If its gone, you can't make new buildings but if you get the foe's one its easier to end em. The last round has the enemy use big missiles that can wipe out an area so spread you units from the base and end his palace/Construction things. I like using Launchers to hit from a distance. Its fun and I find myself not wanting to rush to the end but just playing it. Its by Virgin and Westwood who did grand things. Glad I did This.

Just beat Sonic Frontiers on PS4. Its an open world Sonic game where you get the Chaos Emeralds by getting Keys from levels unlocked by Gears from beating enemies/solving puzzles that unveils the map 1 part at a time/gives rails to fast grind across it. The game tells you how to do all the moves and you get Exp by finding bits of data from beat foes or around the area. A new thick is the Cyloop where you hold a button to leave a trail you draw around things to turn on or get free rings/items from the ground. You get Red/Blue fruit to boost Attack/Defense and find Yokai to return to boost max speed/rings. There's purple coins for Fishing with Big The Cat for Tokens to buy these things and Things to get enough to unlock more dialogue with the character of the level. The levels have 4 goals: Beat fast, get enough rings, Get all 5 Red Rings, finish level. You don't gotta do it all but each goal met gets a key and all 4 gets 3 extra keys. You unlock skills with Exp and the camera is the Right Stick but its kinda bad and moves too close or in ways you don't want. Light Dash is down on left Stick but don't work often. The voices are different again but sound wrong at 1st til you get used to em. The story is deep and well made but more serious/less fun. Its like Sailor Moon crystal compared to the good 90s one. You get the Emeralds and go Super to face the Boss then go to a new land and do it again. I hated it at 1st but it grew on me so I liked some parts after adapting. Still its not really being a Sonic Game but trying to be Zelda Breath Of The Wild. You can do things at your own rate/order and get infinite tries/can restart a level as much as you want. In loading screens you practice moves and some parts are Shmups with White/black shots you counter with the same one like Ikaruga or quick time events. They tried to make it meaningful and deep but the camera and control could use work. Its not awful but takes getting used to. Glad I did this.

Just beat Demons of Asteborg on Genesis. Its a 2021 game by Kickstarter that plays kinda like Castlevania where you platform and solve puzzles the beat a boss at the end. Each level has a new item to use that goes away after beating it. Some think you otta keep em like Zelda but this lets each level be more focused and you don't gotta try everything til you figure it out. The bosses often have a 2nd pattern where you gotta end em with the level item. There's autosave after each level and a shop to buy things between levels like extra moves or lives. Falling in spikes/pits sends you back to the entry of the area with a bit of damage but running outta life sends you back to a checkpoint. Game over means back to title screen to reload a save but you only got 3 lives. 1 button is attack, 1 is jump, 1 is magic with a bar that refills. You can change the controls in options and it don't save. The graphics are great an there's 1 Space Harrier level and good dark fantasy graphics like an 80s thing. The music is good and it plays well with showing how to do things at times. I went in w/o spoilers and it was a good choice. The story is good and once you know what to do, its not so tough, but the last level is tricky and needs good reflexes. I got this and Astebros as I got a coupon code for like 10% of from the site from kickstarting DaemonClaw. Its a solid game and worth going into. Glad I did this one. You can go back and forth in some areas to ice the same guys to get life and there's wall jumps like Mega Man X. Also is a roll/slide like Contra Hard Corps with Down and jump that you can evade some things. You can't jump down through platforms though. Its got that 80s PG style where its dark but clean so no mature themes or swearing I recalled.

Just beat Virtual Boy Wario Land on my 2DS. Its kind of a 2D platform thing where you use Wario to go around this ancient temple with crazy tech to get the Key and get to the end of the level then repeat. You can go into the background at times and look at smaller seeming Wario in the distance which can be tricky to see what to do. There's Power Ups with Hats that let you use a button to: flamethrower, glide by pressing left/right w/button or Shoulder Charges with speed and butt stomp harder things by jumping then hold Down on the D Pad. There's Garlic to go to big Wario when small and you can combine the Hat Power Ups to Dragon Wario that lets you do a flame shot that busts stone and can glide. If you touch anything you shrink to small Wario and next hit kills you but I think there's infinite Continues and you lose the hidden Treasure you find in secret places to get a better ending. On my 2DS Emulator the VB plays slow so it took a while and I used Save States. There's mini games between levels to bet money/Hearts to get more and with enough you get extra guys. There's a mini boss before the boss that you gotta avoid its attacks and butt stomp it when it dives into the ground on its underside. There's like 4 bosses you gotta do and they have jumping between fore/background. I hear the game is hard and can see why if played at real speed/not using Save States. Plus some things are hard to see and I used a guide when not knowing where to go a few times. The graphics are good but its black/shades of red. The music I didn't get as its all slowed on this. I liked it and do prefer Wario over Mario but its got some cryptic things. A bit more Polish could make it shine. And you hold L/R to run and can couch/crawl with down. Glad I did this one. Not a big fan of the background jumping as its zoomed out, but this was pretty solid. And ancient tech w/Demon Clown bosses seems kinda occult. There' a time limit an you can go back to past levels but in order/then redo em.

Just beat Jack Bros for Virtual Boy on my 2DS. Its part of the Megami Tensei series by Atlus. You go through like 6 worlds with 60 floors and find Keys to unlock the next Floor while going in a maze like the GB Zelda Games. A button fires an attack like Fireball for Jack Lantern, Snowball for Jack Frost and knife for Jack Ripper. The shoulder button does a super move like Freeze enemies for Frost, Screen Blast for Lantern and slaying all foes on screen for Ripper. You got Time instead of life but getting hit lowers it. Run out and you do the area again from the start. There's more Super Move items you find and Clocks like Back To The Future on NES for more time, which is in seconds and can get pretty high. At the bottom of each area is a boss you beat and get a 4 number password to return to. The graphics are pretty good for Red/black but can be tough to see at times. It plays pretty well and every time you reach a new thing, Pixie tells you whats up, but only the 1st time, as biting it and retrying don't get it back. The story is you're Yokai or whatever out on Halloween too late and gotta get back or be trapped out of your realm. It played really slow on my 2DS so I use Save States so it won't take forever. Its pretty cool and I only bit it once on the spider boss. There's moving statues that zoom in to get you in you cross the path but in some parts the move back and forth so if you stand just right near em after they zoom in, you can get em to keep attacking when you're a bit out of reach. There's power ups like ghosts that block hits like Bakura in Yugioh Season 5, and an invincibility thing that speeds you up and has you blink Red. Its pretty cool and I used Jack Lantern as I like Halloween. Glad I did this one. Its pretty well done an cool. Got that 90s clean horror thing going with no swearing or blood but a good atmosphere. The final boss has 2 formes and is the master of their world but you fight him for some reason.

Just beat Jackal on my 150 Nes games GBA Multicart. Its a top down Run N Gun game by Konami where you play as a Jeep on enemy Turf to beat em 1 button fires the Machine Gun that only aims up and the other is the Grenade that can be Powered up to a missile then again to a Cross Burst that takes out foes in a D Pad Direction +.  You move where the D Pad is pressed, no Tank Controls, and the Grenade always fires where you're facing. You can rescue captives by blowing houses with the Grenade and waiting near em to have em come in the Jeep. If you touch foes or shots you blow in 1 hit and the captives scatter to recollect. You get em to a chopper pad to save em and some houses have 1 guy who upgrades your weapon, but get hit once and its back to square 1. You get 3 continues and a buncha lives plus get more with points. The Arcade had a rotating Joystick to turn and aim when moving. The NES version controls well but its petty tough with1 hit kills. I used Save States and it still took a bit, but it can be beat in like under 10 mins on a perfect speed run. The worst enemies are the Choppers who come in and sniper you. Plus some tanks that spray shots. The music and Graphics are good but the screen don't scroll as well and often I'm close to the edge and enemies pop in. If you fall you resummon where you bit it but using a Continue restarts the level. Its a pretty solid game. I'm not the biggest on top down Run N Gun games like this after Super C but this was pretty good There's like 6 levels each different and Its got that G I Joe or Chuck Norris 80s thing going. Glad I did this one. Oh and you can run over human enemies.

Just beat Sonic Generations on my Sonic X Shadow Generations game for PS4. Its a platform Game and port of the ps3 game for Sonic's 20th Anniversary. You play as past and now Sonic and do reimagined versions of 9 Sonic Games, 3 Genesis, 3 128 bit and 3 modern, Past Sonic is in more 2D trying to be Genesis while modern goes for a more Sonic Unleashed thing. You can jump, boost, spin dash and drop dash plus other things like homing attack, stomp and sidestep. L/R 1 is sidestep but I mix it up with boost R2 so it throws me off. Nice graphics and great music but after like an hour I feel like blowing chunks. Yo Chunks! Get in here! There's skills to equip but you don't need em. After beating both acts of 3 zones once you get challenges to unlock boss keys to face the area boss and get Chaos Emeralds from rival fights or bosses. You can't control the camera and often I miss a spring or fall in a pit over and over. You can get infinite tries and play til you win. Its really forgiving but kinda badly made in parts. Plus it seems the later game levels get worse than the 1st ones. The writing is good but the X Shadow pack censored things like Rouge's bust or dialogue. There's a lot to unlock like songs or art and Chao hidden in levels. I beat it in 5 hours and some parts were fun but some got on my nerves. Glad I did it but not sure I'd do it again. Didn't like Sky Sanctuary with the clouds or Planet Whisp much and the Whisp Powers were kinda bad. Nice to see 2D/3D versions of past games that weren't that way. The voicing was pretty good and you can use D Pad or A Stick. Its not bad and autosaves with a few save slots but could've been better. Good Speed and R2 for past Sonic can be used for Spin Dash but you gotta charge a bit or it ain't as good I like the bright colors and upbeat tunes. A decent tribute to years of Sonic. And getting crushed by spike blocks falling don't end you but does spill rings when using invincibility.

Just beat Sonic X Shadow Generations on PS4. Had to import from Japan from there not being a PS4 one here but it plays in English. Its got a remake of Sonic Generations which is good but gets worse as it goes on. The Shadow part is 6 levels with 2 acts, 1 more 3D 2 more 2D where you go through past games. It plays pretty well and has mostly good control. After you beat both acts and enough levels you unlock the boss room but gotta do challenges like beat a level with 1 ring or go through enough hoops. These are pretty easy at times and once you get enough you get boss keys to face the boss then get a new Doom Power to access more of the area. The Manta and Squid ones I had issue with. The 3D hub world has things to do but the camera is bad. Even after reversing the directions it was too close and made me wanna barf. The graphics and music are great and the story is well done. It got me teary eyed and I related to Maria helping Shadow with his anger. This is why people say Sonic is better than Mario. More edge and more grown up, but still clean.. Took a few hours to get through but its a mostly well made one. It even made the Sonic 06 levels good, probably cuz they actually FINISHED em. You got unlimited tries and regular checkpoints so play til you get good or lucky. There's Chaos Control  to slow time for like 5 seconds and you refill the thing to use it by beating foes. The controls can be changed but only from 1 of 2 schemes. Having X to jump then Square to homing is new but works so you don't accidentally homing it. Its one of the better Sonic games and I'm glad I did this one. It adds to the Shadow story well. The Boost recharges with rings/beating guys and you unlock art or things by fining glowing things in levels then opening chests with em. The game says what buttons to push at times and is pretty forgiving. A solid time.

The New Lord Of The Village Review

Note: I spell anti French, so super human

The New Lord Of The Village

This is my reviw on The New Lord Of The Village from the distant furure year to the Hojo Klan of 1908(120 years before the 2st robotech war)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser

I ever saw it but its also called No Trifling With Love

It starts with guys making cr-p in town like blacksmithing

a 1700s looking guy coms in, tries food and dont like it

probably cuz french food is a55

a fat chick with whipped cream hair is sellin the cr-ppy food and probably eats and b0nes it

1700s homie sees the blac smith who's not blicketee black but in the Netflix or Christopher Nolan version would be

wait i think he is, he look kinda darkish

oh no its the dissny version! We're gonna have gender offenders and wiener cleaners!

A girl dressed like a desert thing comes in and 1700s guy likes her

theres a lot of fat chicks in this. my tall skinny black friend in Texas might like

but he likes em HUGE

5'2 and 550lbs

so the people motion as if something big and maybe round, like an air ship like on French coins of the era.

the blicketee black smith and egg head guy want himto stay but he goes with desert chick

blicketee blacksmith be b--chy by big broads

so desert chic bring 1700a guy to a swamp or tree place, maybe a cave

egg head and blacasaur follow and she stops em with a hand

she summons a cauldron and moves around it then it catches fire

a king in a roman or ancient tunic and moustache comes up as chick walks off then vanishes as the guys grab his cloak, a ref to The Savior and the woman in medical blood issue

a huge boot kicks blacky mcsmith ad a long arm and hand grabs at egg head

a huge crab and i think a lizard in cardboard cutouts come up and wait its a frog

they fall down a pit and ghosts fly over em in White Robes like the Savior after the Transfiguration

they vanish but rise up and i think possess blackington smithers

they rise up tall and possibly like the giants or taller men in the past

they vanish and plants grow then turn into chicks like the Nordic legend o after Ragnarok new people were made from Tree

these chicks in white pants got big butts. my Mexican friends would like en

a 3rd chic comes and summons a display of pagan goddesses and space things like a globe and star aiming down like a pentagram

1700s guy spazzes his arms like an italiano

guys in robes like ancients come in with designs on the rim and bring boxes then bring em out

blacington waves his arms around and got a big hammer

i think 1700s guy got items like food

egg head gets books i think, possibly with forbidden info

1 chick turns back to the ing like the pagan gods turning into various things to seduce others

king guy smacks 1700s guy and he's in cr-ppy clothes while eggmo and blackmo are in better clothes

is this attribute swap? thats a fetish! look at deviantart!

these demony guys with white hoods, black outfits and long faces like birds come in and spazz around

they kick 1700smo away and bring eggmo and blackiemo ad send em out

ten turn to a pedastal and 1 on it and the desert chic comes in to laugh with king

the now rich guys go bac to the town and impress the fat chicks

then the 1700s guy comes in all f'd like the soviets got him and blacmo has him hammer is butt i mean anvil

desert chic comes in and gives him back his clothes as well as return the egg hole and black d0ng

then everyones happy

the end

that wasn't bad

good creative ideas

good occult refs

good effects

acting is nice or 1900s

no intertitles nor sound but it tells the story with movement

i liked it

longer than most o this frenchies work

didn't expect them to return to the status quo, but glad they did

The New Lord Of The Village 2 I want the chicks to find a fat chick and a thin chick and swap weights and they struggle to do things they used to til swapped back. Also its an 8 bit platformer on Sega Master System, Game Gear, Nes, Game boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you play a level in 2 acts 1 as the fat chick 1 as the thin one, then do em in reverse order and with the opposite abilities.

The Miser Review

Note: I spell like one o THEM

The Miser

This is my review on The Miser from the distant future year to the Italian stallion Caligula of 1908(120 years before the 2nd Robotech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers

I never saw it but theres also an italiano comedy called this I've never seen either

both were base on the play by Moliere i never heard of

but the french s=ck and don't belong on my blue and pure world

a few scenes were lost according to bac door, aids bag, Creator hater, gender offender, wiener cleaner, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, b0ner smoker, sodom bottom, frooty booty, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vena pet tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia who censors peoples real names when they make up new ones after going insane.

after title a demony looking guy in a hat in a room counts money

he drops coins and gets em then hears somthing

i think theres a speaker by the wall to communicate

isn't his in the 1600s when the play was made?

they admitting we had higher tech then?

he hides his gold in a dresser as light shines in the room as though a moving ting making it went by

like a flying machine? This is a higher floor isn't it?

he lets in this devolved guy with a puppet like face who needs money

probably for surgery to be a real boy

they spazz their arms around like italianoes and demony guy sends puppet guy out as demony guys hat falls of

are these yokai?

demony guy locks the doors and gets his gold while looking around worried someone else will have it

he wigs out like a soviet ally who found out what they did to German women in 45 and hides the box of gold in a basket then puts cr-p on it

h opens the door and a woman with 2 kids comes in lookin gypsy

I assume she's gonna sell him em for his kind's b0ning rituals

she begs for money and he seems to want her offspring but she dont wanna sell em

maybe he can rent em and give em back when done with using whats left of his thing?

he opens a vault and it cuts to demony guy begging a cook by i think might be a well like a mario pipe and a castle and woods

i guess hey censored him b0ning em

demony guy wigs out and grabs at the cook who shoves its a55 away and walks off to make, b0ne and eat trash

demony guy crawl on the ground like if worms were evil as a pack of frenchis comes in

he gon get f'd by a pack of frenchers!

he gets up, spazzes around and falls in the well but the frenchies save him

you don't get to die, thats too easy, not til we're done with you!

he begs em and they give him a box like the one he hid

he finds gold in a White Bag and shares it with em

wait, no he goes of with it looing lie a D&D monster as they follow

I'm sue he got his money by non evil ways

NOT!!

The End

that wasn't so bad

good make up

they look like oni

i hear in the real play is of a 60 year old rich guy who wants to marry a young woman who his son is into and a mix of things these fenchies got where its resolve by em being related

so... inbreeding?

i mean i they get b0nd by dogs it not as bi a jump to frenchies

like going rom chimp to hog

plus when his gold goes missing he accuses the town and wants all o em locked up

tis guys evil

put him in an oven, cook at 400 degrees til tender, serve to his victims

but his version isn't bad

teres not much to it and it missing some

i can follow the basics but it sems to have cut a lot

but macros do you remember love left a lot from Robotech out

i liked it ad it shows how some people are poisoned by love of money, the root of all evil

For The Miser 2 I want the demony guy to have invested money in making a new type of power armor that let him fight like he's young, and finished in time as there's an uprising between the humans and his yokai tengu demon kind. So he uses the power armor to fight the people trying to purge his demon tribe from the kingdom but they have their own armor from the inventor sharing the data to his friends who were humans too. Also its an 8 bit game on Sega Master System and Game ear, Ns and GB, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you ply a the demony guy and fight the human but in the last level you play a the human who made the suit who regrets making it for you in neo power armor e made to correct his mistake.

Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors Review

Note: Ore Samma No Spelling Wa Muteki Da!

Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors

This is my review on Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors from the distant future year to hattori hanzo who's doing hard time in Jigoku of 1945(The year Go Nagai was born)

Its directed by Mitsuyo Seo who lived like a century and influenced Tezuka with this film

I never saw t but it Japans 1st feature length animated film and a sequel to Momotaro's Sea Eagles which I never saw

its inspired by Fantasia and the American occupiers tried to burn all copies but it survived like the Gelflings in The Dark Crystal

Its based on Momotaro the airy tale Peach Boy from Japanese Lore

after title we get text in Japenese  then title and I think credits

at a great peak in the woods is nature as animal kids walk across farmlands to go to school

the flute is wonderful and the animation is impressive in proper ll screen an god b/w

the sailors are said to return and all these animal people or jujin like in Urotsukidoi and come to greet em

they ring the Temple bell and bow and wait its the kids going to school who were sailors

they go different ways and the Jujin come to greet the monkey one

monkeys kid bro Santa comes by asking what he rode but is told sailors don't ride fighting sips

Santa guesses he rid a fighter plane and cheers boom

farmers tend the soil and the hog one Wankichi comes by to greet em, his rents

wait hes a dog

in the woods birds care for the young and eggs as the bird sailor comes by to feed some

bear sailor plays with bear toys and faints seeing 1 for a sec

mom makes him tea and Harukichi the monkey tells the young of the war

his best exp was flying a plane the 1st time as copilot or a small mission seeing villiagers smiling below him

he offers to bring em flying and sez he trained in a field with a rifle doing robotech moves

Santa goes to the river or pond with Harikici's navy hat but it keeps falling

it blown in the river by wind and flushes away

Santa goes after it as birds fly in the sky, soar up high

1 tells Harukichi Santa fell in the river

Santa goes by whirlpools as the village gathers to rescue him

Harikichi sportacus's in the water then swims as Santa heads for a waterfall

Wanichi on a cliff ties rope on a tree to bungee down and save both bothers

the town pulls em up as Santa saved the hat

I think the one that made the bear faint was Sakata no Kintoki as we see it by a bear model and the Gold Kanji on him

bear boy puts up a wind carp and Harukichis glad his brother is ok

the wind blows his hat away so Santa chases it to soft music as dandelions puff fly

then he recalls the war how 30 mins b4 a hit and is face looks devolved

then we see a beach at the sea with palm trees and rabbits in trees with binnocolars

the east sea force base has a deer moving a ribbon as a rabbit watches

cat people chop down trees for monkeys singing of working together for Japan

and elephants too, which i assume are slaves, sing of how great it is to work

better than being on blue sky tweeting about unions all day

rhinos too? they pull out the stumps

elephants hammer the ground with the stumps and rhinos poke holes in em with horns to build things

1 guy is either a long nose ape or yokai

nice, the Imperial Japan Flag

then planes come by and everyone freaks out then runs/hides

the rabbits watch n binoculars and climb a tower as big plane lands with a peach

kangaroos too? what island is this?

all the beasts run out and they sing of smething new and weird coming

Momotaro comes out a the only human  and the animals are amazed by him being great

the shin ningen and the hyaku ju

i think the sailors from the 1st part are with him and the carry the imperial flag as the animal soldiers put a lot of bags around

So Momotaro's gonna bust the soviets like in 1905 right?

the animals sing of what can the bags hold and say how soldier need food so they offer some to saruno the soldier

the army eats up from the friendly possible gaijin animals

later the animals are in an open air classroom like violence jack oav 3 and a dog with a black eye teaches Japanese

they make animal sounds instead of singing like before and seem devolved

then a bear plays harmonica as saruno weirdly face sings a song to teach sounds

this is like nick cage screaming the alphabet in that vampire movie, but as a song

then we see monkeys doing laundry on crocs as they continue the song

kangaroos hang the prisoners i mean shirts in lines deer walk with em on clotheslines between horns

monkey soldier clean guns and rhino's move barrels

1 guy is drawn by a bird but the mail comes and bear get a Chinese finger trap and 1 gets ice cream with a spring snake inside

bird gets a photo from the birds he helped before who are growing

if this was made today they'd get blown out by the enemy for a sad moment

like starship troopers-

Santa gives his big bro a letter saying he missed him

then we get guys training with sticks lie Son Wukong and a guy with a pet bird

the animals tell Momotaro the enemy is near so he sez investigate

a plane comes in wait i think its leaving

a rabit with a bayonette goes around 

then we see a bear taking off kendo gear from it being hot

Momotaro got no reports from the front as bear sweats like a hollywood producer at recess

a plane lands and 2 guys from the front tell a new force was seen with planes coming from Hiroshima

the plane that landed is all shot up and in the film developing room they process the stuff

they have a plan and Momotaro gives a speech saying remember your training and do it for the home team

tomorrow is the last page in the fight and in the AM they attack

the men prepare parachutes and Momotaro checks em

chefs make bento boxes and the planes are fueled

then in the southern sea with many small islands like stars in the sky

like fallen angels?

the middle one was the most beautiful and was ruled long ago by good king Goa who made people happy with kindness

1 day a black ship came with Invaders

wow, this predicted gaijin

the people went to the king but a White man came from the ship lookin Spanish or French(the bad guys)

he sez they're merchants wanting peaceful trade and wanna be friends

but returning to the ship each night is hard so they want some land and offer treasure like spice from perza, tobacco from egypt(they had that?)jewels from india, necklaces from siam and cotton/lamp/tea rom canton plus gold/silver

they have 1 treasure, a coin and suck up to the king

that long nosed demon is up to evil

so the gaijin put up a jolly roger flag and king asks if his promise is not what he sez

long nose gaijin has a code saying this is his lands home base and theres a battle where the gajin win and take over

man this called it with gaijin

the island once called kingdom of angels on loan from gods was enslaved

its ok, in a few generations they'll assimilate

so just put up with crime, violence and evil for a few decades, and then you die out and your descendants are used to it

so the Heroic Nippon forces get in planes and launch as animals cheer

then a song of crossing the area on strong wings and hoping to return home after a win

it stars raining and its in the plane

then the sun comes out and soldiers have bento

they launch troops at the drop a enemy's fire on em

they land an Momotaro's with em as they ditch chutes and get guns to assemble

the enemy ores on m but they use grenades an 1 turret in a mound base had its gun pulled out by a bear

in the jungle the enemy car drives by and they attack with blades but we see em scream and all and thrust blade w/o contact

these gaijin with playing cards scramble looking skinny and devolved

oh no its the bits

some are fat and they surrender to be used  for weapons theting

J k there was no 731. don't trust maruta

1 frooty leader sez he has no command over all troops so total surrender is impossible

also that rooty gaiin speaks devolve English like eurotrash

the governor has more authority a frooty booty don't but governor let by plane days ago

Momotaro takes over but frootymo only has some authority of some cr-p on devils island

Momotaro wants him to have his men secure it for em but he sez he dont command that much

So Momotaro sez surrender full control to us til govrnor returns

the leaders try to delay and bluff for time thinking their side is winning saying we'll answer by 10

Momotaro sez, No! Now! Stop Stalling

and they surrender

eat it frenchmo

the kids in the homeland playing ump and Santa lands on a chalk drawing of America

then we see Mt Fuji i think

the end

that was pretty good

nice action

good heart and wonder

well acted

Momotaro sounds like Goku or Enma Kun

nice music

good 40s style

it warns of the dangers of gaijin and how we gotta work together and keep them out to be safe

like letting feces into open wounds isn't good

nice hope and showing the devolved eurotrash facing em

like how Europe is sissy today and letting gaijin ruin em

I hope some Nippon HERO gives The Japanese a rousing speech like Android 16 and Gohan to get him to man up and end Cell as some people words can't reach, but for fighting gaijin so the Nipponjin stop putting up with em and being polite then return to Bushido and Imperial Values.

Ganbare Nippon Sama! Makenai! Jigoku Erochiro gaijin!

but this was pretty cool and well animated

shame anime went cr-ppy with modern stuff

I liked this one and it was a cool hopeful inspiration WW2 film

For Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors 2 I want modern Japan to be taken over by gaijin and Momotaro returns from being sealed in a magic peach  to lead the people to reclaim their homeland. Also its a 16 bit Srpg like Shining force but Modern Japan and on Snes, Sega Genesis, T16, Atari Jaguar an GBA where you play as a team working for Momotaro taking out gaijin lairs in the slums Japan devolved into.

Sideshow Wrestlers Review

Note: I spell like the REAL WWF, not the monkey lovers

Sideshow Wrestlers

This is my review on Sideshow Wrestlers from the distant fiture yar to Civil War Hero Nathan Bedford Forest of 1908(120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters

I never saw this b4 but it said to be of prowrestlers on back door, aids bag, candy a55, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, b0ner smoker, gender offender, banana crammer, Creator hater, soy boy, beta male queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who says the Lagarfljot Worm isnt real despite a 7-6 vote saying it is

after title we see a maid and a man in a skirt as its soviet France and thy name their boys michelle and justine and alexis and maria

this possible guy comes in with a container of cr-p come in and leaves

then a guy with towels comes in and leaves

then a chick comes in and they talk

a guy in a straw at comes in and they give him a chair as his legs e f'd

he trys waling and waves his arms to describe something and skirt man spazzzes out and i think hes describing wrestling

woman and hatmo leaves and maid talks with skirtmo but leave and return in a dress and a tux

atmo returns and thy go out

at this carnival or w/e with much drawn on the background but looking good, they meet this tall guy in a robe

he takes off his robe and this trumpet guy or tromboner plays

a tromboner uses his mouth, but a pianist has tulips on his organ

a crowd gather and they throw clothing pieces to em

they go in the building and skirtmo with a buncha guys come in

teres a rug on the floor and people in audience but only like a dozen or so

2 guys flap hands and 1 grabs the other to pin him then flip him

then they shake hands and 2 more us go in, shake hands and 1 trys to lift the other

the other is too fat but falls on him and he's crushed to a rubber floppy prob

then comes the big guy and skirtmo who's pulled around an big guy step over him

they grapple and skirtmo pins him and wins

then they celebrate him and he spazzes out all proud o his win as i guess wrestling is real

the end

that was pretty nice

the wrestling was only at the end

but the human centipede only came in at the end o the 3rd one

nice moves and good action with some unexpected things

didn't know they had prewrestling in the 00s

i never ot into wrestling but liked Hulk Hogan an randy avage

but not the rock, my grade school classmates kept quoting him

they all otta be b0ned dead

but this was pretty solid

not much happens but it ends pretty cool

glad i saw it

For Sideshow Wrestlers 2 I want a 1900s wrestling tournament wit crazy 80s style WWF cr-p but wit 1900s things and the main guy of the 1st is trying to mae it to the top. Also its a 128 bit wrestling game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, box and ps2 where you play as any of the ones from the film or create one an battle it out

The Woes Of Roller Skaters Review

Note: I used to roller skate in the 90s

The Woes Of Roller Skaters

this is my review on The Woes Of Roller Skaters from the distant future year to Thomas Jefferson o 1908(120 years beore Robotech Saon 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses

i never saw this but im doing geoges films and liked some

it starts with a chick dancing in a dining thing and doing the splits like a power ranger or jean claude

the people cheer and some are either fatties or in baggy clothes like the 00s or both

a man woman and kid roller skate around in kind of a marching band outfits

in the audience is a really fat guy who might be in an inflatable suit like deviant art guys wear to cross dress

the skater man/dame circle around like a bird about to take out its target then spin with each other

guy goes around in a circle and backwards and on 1 foot

i think the fat guy is in black face or like a clown which are derived from demons

the skaters leave and audience leaves

1 bellhop monkey boy is selling use skates and a couple ignores him

he gets another sign and an inflatable clown and a thin clown guy who are probably demon worshippers in b0ning rituals

the clown clan crew buys em and chix go by as the monkey boy is by em

in this dinner room the clowns come in and take off their hats

they put on the sates and spazz around on em like bad soccer players trying to geta penalty unlike soviet mexicoes

is that fat clown where the guy rom spawn got it from?

1 flips and kicks a tray of cr-p of this maids hands then pulls her holding a cabinet that falls

a guy dressed like a maruta gets his tray kicked off

a cabinet wall thing shelf is fallen and a table flipped

i think the cops come in to help em up or arrest em for being bevolved

they're taken out as the wall shakes

they get sent to jail to be butt hammered forever and are holding the skates in their hands

they take the skates in a pile and send em out

et the guillotine

the cops ty on the skates as they're dumba55es and outsie 2 gus are ater a 3rd then a 4th comes in and beat on 3rdmo

i think they mugged or mouth f'd him and run then the cops come out on skates and fall

is this where Inspector Gadget got it?

the beaters taunt the cops not realizing they will take of the skate and put billy clubs in the booty holes

the end

that was pretty not bad

good twists

sorta simpsons

creative ideas

people doing wha they see entrtainers do and efing oup

not a bad little ilm

and it shows why cops otta be always on duty

For The Woes Of Roller Skaters 2 I want the cops to train on sates and once good enough, go around as skate cops and beat on guys. Also its a 128 bit game on GameCube, Dreamcast, box and ps2 where you play like Tony Haw meet fighting force 64.

Love And Molasses Review

Note:: I play the card Morass Of Mortality!

Love And Molasses

This is my review on Love And Molasses rom the distant Future year to Cleopatra who was Macedonian an NOT black of 1908(101 years befoe Robotech the Maross Saga)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer

I never aw this but its sai its directed by georgre's hmie maniel based on style according to back door, candy a55, aids bag, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, Creator hater, gener offender, soy boy, beta male, booty boy, frooty booty, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who depite all hey're lies, admits chronic is ad

its also called His first job

after title we see  shop  with a gyy working for another and moving cr-p around

plus a lady at the register

a chick comes in and another chick an a possible black guy and the store o in but blac guy leaves

a guy in a hat and coat like a 19th century p-mp comes in with a kinda ratty guy who he's probably b0ning

1 worker helps and looks over the ratty guy which is kinda nice

they take off his coat and gives  him a labcoat, probably to do interbreeding experiments on man an ape like the soviets did

they get an apron on him like that truman dole cult and have him work there

the p-mp kisses his head and goes

they show him stuf and tell him stuff and shove him around

even the cash woman shoves him

he gets his irish up and spazzes arms like an italiano but kash woman shoves him on his a55

the other workers throw him around and into things and 1 sleeve is longer over his right hand

like the hiden an theme of napoleans groupe?

the workers clean up and this fat chick with big t-ts comes in so ratty guy aids her and not giving her aids like the french like doing

he gives her something and she gets b==chy cuz shes lesser evolved like a Frenchie and leaves

ratty guy offers something to another woman who get b-=chy like a frenchy and throws him down

dont take that cr-p rom those things

if someone hits you, counterpunch

if they whine "bUt iMmA GirL" let those alleged humans know "you threw the 1st punch"

don't throw a punch if you dont wanna take a punch

now i like dog the bounty hunter, but its ret-rded to say "dOnT HiT a LaDy" even if she attack you

what are you gonna do? just let her assault you?

goin Phil Hartman and his woman wastes him?

i you throw rocks at a wasp nest, dont be shocked you get stung!

so ratty guy gets a ladder and gets cr-p of the shelf but falls into a water barrel and is helped out

hi p-mp return and ratty guy's all f;d out from the abuse he had so boss kicks his butt literally and he's taken to the camera where his long nosed p-mp kisss him as he crys and spazzes out and the store people laugh at his pain

f==kin french c=ck suckers

the end

that ws well made

a thing showing ho the rench are awful

that ratty guy is probably the p-mps butt slave

living in the soviet republic of Canada i had to put up with frencheis and know they s-ck

esp the women

i know they're trying to go extinct with ending the unborn and having the gov ice the disabled and sick and sad, and having people sterilized for being mentally ill

plus they're genetic defects of tay sachs an cancer and heart issues

its like koala, smooth brained creatures that seem to be trying to o extinct

and pandas

plus much o why Canada s-cked is cuz of their law and courts and rulings and alleged people

but this movie is REAL French not the devolve canadian variant

lie brazils and Portuguese or Spaniards an mexicos

different cultures

but yeah, the movie is well done and i got a nice feeling seeing em change his outfit seeming nice

then they f'd him

its all in 1 place of this guy being dumped on by awful alleged humans

glad i saw it

nuke French Canada

the ftench in Europe kinda s-ck too

purify the protoculture

For Love And Molasses 2 I want  the ratty guy to have enough and get an exotic sword then end is p-mp who was b0nng him then go back to the shop and take out all the people who hassled him then hunt down the customers and end them as the cops and other frencheis try to stop him and he ends em. Also its an 8 bit Master Of Darkness style game on Nes and Game Boy, Master System and Game ear, T16, Atari 7800 an Lynx where you o around 1900 franch and sol the problem o the frenchies.

The Mischances Of A Photographer Review

Note: Take a chance like Yugioh ZeXaL

The Mischances Of A Photographer

This is my review on The Mischances Of A Photographer from the distant future year to Kotaro Fuma of 109 i mean 1908(120 years beore Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer

I ever saw this but his ilms are entertaining despite the demonic stuff and being openly French

despite its diability of French, it was said not to be released in soviet France at the time, according to back door, aids bag, candy a55, gender offender, wiener cleaner, frooty booty, banana crammer, b0ner smoker soy boy, beta male, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, Creator hater Wikipedia who denies FACTS and can't tell dudes from dames

after toitle we see a guy in a room posing kinda frooty

is he vogueing?

he lets i a guy and open his closet

ten more come including a devolved guy like th penguin in batman returns but happy, a ft chick, a no fat chock, a guy in a robe/hat who might be a chick

an ethnic guy comes in with a box and leaves

he motions around and as the people gather to i thin th window

the robe hermaphrodite looking like its ret=rded a bit, run out to probably get itself pregnant

frenchies are like slugs minus charisma and evolution, as both are non normally gendered

so moustache guy gives clothes for the guests to wear

then its outside and a camera man i readying a thing 4 em

they gather in costume with 2 clowns for demon worship, wait its 3, and a guy in a rennsacmce thing and chicks ressed like a Greek and a 19700s chick

possibly referencing the millennial reign from 007X AD to what THEY call 1776 as  buncha years wee faked

so photographer is nna tae the picture but adjusts the rennsance guys outfit

then robe and hat french hermaphrodite comes in and puts a hose i think in the camera

it sits down as  no one noticd that thing beig evil as the French are the bad guys

camera man coms bac and opens he camera lens but water p-sses on em

the hermaphrodite has an autism attack and dont try to hide its evil

i think it mean to be a kid but they didn't wanna get a real kid so they got a yokai thing playing it

if the French had soul they wouldn't be French

so photographer chases that devolved thing, gets sprayed with water, knocks over the probably expensve camera, and spanks his candy a55

knowing how the frencies are purvprts like the marquis de sae, he might like it.

the end

that as pretty nice

not much to it but decent

could be a mentos commercial or something

that french possible kid was all devolved looing

i like how it got a beating for its damage

next time get the whip

didn't expect 2 places to e used or filmimg

good refs to the hidden past

i can see thing eing a youtube vid by teen or something

For The Mischances Of A Photographer 2 I want the hermaphrodite youth to be the 1st of many with teens evolving into evil and causing damage. Eventually the ov cracks own on em and ha mass eecutions with awful teens guillotined in public until the crimes stop. Also its a 16  it beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where you play as cops who gotta beat down these teens and in thE enD its revealed they chose to be possessed by demons to spite their parents who they hate not letting em get tattoos and piercings and amputations.

The Indian Sorcerer Review

Note: I spell like a dark magician

The Indian Sorcerer

Ths is my review on The Indian Sorcerer rom the distant future yar to Vlad The Impaler who fought for freedom of 1908(120 years before the 2n Robotech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English

I never saw this b4 but I'm doing george's films and this is next

It starts with a jungle and stone building place with a house other buildings in the bg

this guy get a stool and not the kind from yo a55 and puts a painting on it

the man is in a dress like its soviet california in the 2020s

so he's using a harpies eater duster and a devolved gaijin busts through the painting

dressmo runs but gaijin pulls him bac and pulls of his clothes and he' in 1800s undies

wait, is dat a chick??

hard to tell with frenchies

the chicks are manly and dudes are girly

so girly man sits on a stool and gaijin looking devolved spazzes around and pulls a round think from her ear

he eats it then pull it out is ear then throws it and catches to turn it into an ostrich sized egg

then swings it and its the size of a coon

then swings it and its the size of a dog

then slams it on the ground and its the size of a midget

he spins it like a breakdancer and gets a huge stool and pus it on

then pulls a tree, taps it on the ground and its a metal thing like a bishop in chess

he makes his glasses huge by swinging em and i think its like expandin the space between atoms

h puts it on the chess piece and its a scale now

all right rangers lets bring em together

he gets a blade like boku no pico adult cloud from final fantasy 7 and cuts the egg in 2

but it had a line in it b4

he put 1 half shell on the left side and puts the stool below the right side and puts the other shell on the thing o its o the stool

he gets a cloth and waves it to summon a small box and put small white things in the right side

then puts the rest i the left and puts fuzzy carpet or wig things in the eggs

ten puts white dust in both sides I assume is nose candy like sports candy in lazy town

he takes the stool from under it and put the egg sides together

he puts the egg in the bi stool and pus a pot of possible feces under it to light on ire

tmnt III did you know in some places dung is a fuel source?

not tmnt III who cares! we wanna b0ne April b4 she gets devolved!

after ire licks it a bit and goes down for a few seconds he gets the egg and pulls it open to summon a pack of chickens

he puts the shells bac on the scale and put cloth in to balance it

but the right side ips so he puts nose candy in it

he put t together and opens it to have ethnic children in it

he leaves with em but comes back and the screen darkens

he puts the egg together an put a cloth over her but she vanishes and he opens the egg to have her in there

they bow and he runs of as the gaijin wears the egg like a shell and walks on all 4s like a turtle

cowabuna

the end

that was pretty good

nice lite magic show

the gaijin was gross and i cant tell if the main character as a man or woman or some kinda French hermaphrodite

is got goo effects and is basically a magic show

it holds my attention and i was curious on where it would go

nice effects and good moves

glad i saw this one

for The Indian Sorcerer 2 I want the mage to go on an attack on the village of Europeans and summons various pagan gain yokai demons to attack. But the Europeans use holy weapons to fight them. Also it a 16 bit beat em uo lie Night Slashers with a Slavic, a Portuguese, a Scott and a German teaming up to fight the yokai an take on the sorcerer on Sega Genesis, Snes, T16, Atari Jaguar and GBA with up to 4 players and the final boss is the sorcerer who devolves into a turtle yokai.

Project Hail Mary Review

Note: I Spell Holy

Project Hail Mary

This is my review on Project Hail Mary rom the  fistant uture year to fransisco franco of 2026(the year o transformers zon e)

its directal  by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller who did The Lego Movie

It stars Ryan Gosling from Remember the Titans/Half Nelson/Drive/The Ides of March/Blade Runner 2049/First Man/Barbie/The Fall Guy/Are You Afraid of the Dark?/Goosebumps/The Adventures of Shirley Holmes/Breaker High/Young Hercules/Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/Saturday Night Live, Sandra Hüller from nothin i saw, ait, shes in Anatomy of a FallAnatomy of a Fall, James Ortiz from nothin i saw, Lionel Boyce rom nothin i saw, Ken Leung from Rush Hour/The Family Man/A.I. Artificial Intelligence/Red Dragon/Saw/X-Men: The Last Stand/Star Wars: The Force Awakens/Law & Order/The Sopranos/The Good Wife, child sacrificing Milana Vayntrub from Lizzie McGuire/Robot Chicken, jigoku no kuso gaijin Priya Kansara from nothing Ore Samma saw, Malachi Kirby from the 2010 roots, openly Australian Liz Kingsman rom nothing ore samma saw, Mia Soteriou rom nothing i saw, Orion Lee from 2017 Justice League/Star Wars: The Last Jedi and Michelle Greenidge from Small Axe.

i never saw this before but heard its good and is base on a boo i never read

the 1s cut was almost 4 hours like an Abel Gance film but they cut it to 2 45 ish

after logos we see ryan in a bed thing from being in an induced coma and spazzing out

he falls out a bed thing and wiggles around

he finds the other people in this place is dead andhe looks like a caveman

then sees he's in space from the window

he looks around and finds a hologram area with a forest

transmission time to earth is 11 years and he sees a sun thats not ours

he thinks and recalls a probe finding something and his time as a high school teacher talking of the space dots eating the sun

he sez 2 years ago a chick found a stream of infrared liht rom the sun to venus and a probe found dot eating the sun

they got like 30 years and the sun will lose power an kids worry it'll cause half he earth to die

good thing the earth is flat and space is fake and the sun is beyond the firmament

after a montage of him doing stuff to kirss krisstoffercon music we see a woman mee young ryan about someting he wrote on the goldilocks zone being fake

no one in his field want to work with him for his standing his ground and how water isn't needed for other life

he gov wants him  and admits the suns dying

eat it you giant yellow c=ck sucker

they have the ryan in a suit looking at the light eaters and analyzes em testing thins to no effect

he finds it a small alien cell as life outside of earth

it died so they test it and find carbon, oxygen and hydrogen

its mostly water

they give of infrared lgiht when they move and hes bummed his 1 idea of lie not needing water is wrong

i mean its only this one, not any other space thing they get him for the thing as hes adamant hes right when others call him wrong an they need that

ryan trys having fun to stave of insanity being the 1 man left in this giant metal d0ng

ryan wonder why the star eaters went to venus when mercury is closer

cuz sailor venus is better than sailor mercury

after ryan and openly black agent having a fun montage in a store to get items

they make a box to check the star eaters and they get loose in the box so they make a bigger box to catch em by putting it on it

he catches the 3 but finds a 4th

they do a jet ride to an ocean thing where he meets these guys asking him quetions

they breed double in 8 days and went to Venus to breed

1 guy want 2 million but he dont know why and they give him top secret clerence to project hail mary

every star in the area is infected so they're sending a guy to that star and the start eater or astrophage is the fuel

theres not enuff fuel for a round trip so the guys sent bite it as kamikaze

its a longshot or Hail Mary play as if they dont they go mad max and eat each other

they get sent in a light speed rescue in comas there an only need a pilot, engineer an scienctist

is this a ritual sacrifice?

he goes over he bodies and dont remember em

i think 1 is a soviet

imagine if he snapped and started b0ning the bodies?

he dumps em out in space to drift forever and not rot when he could edit em in to puppets and talk to em as he other him

they get to the tau star lie in sailor moon S and the ship stops as gravity ends

he looks at the sun like EVERYone did during the eclipse

then a massive space craft comes by an its like made of gold pipes

he drives around it and thinks somethings heading so sez shields up but theres none

its a small metal thing that does zip so he does a space walk and goes to it

he bounces around on a rope  and grabs a thing but drops it

he gets it back and try opening it in the lab

he uses a centrifuge to spin the ship so he fakes gravity

i dont think thats how it works

the item is solid Zenon and he opens it to in its got foreign cr-p

he puts it in containment unit and a thing springs out with spheres on sticks and its a star map of its home far away

he edits it to show his home as you can totally trust this stranger

he puts ropes around the base to crawl over it and sends it back then they have long hard poles link to ryans ship and a tube connect like g1 transformers

he goes through the tube like a long thin b0ner and a tentacle thing jumps by the window

he jumps back but returns and sees a hand holding a tou like him and 1 like his ship

they cant communicate from dierent languages but he seems to think its wants him in his ship

he goes back and the weener tube unlinks and he does stu and it relinks

he gets suited up and opens the airlock to get blasted bak

he goes through the b0ner canal and its some kinda plastic thing

he made a ship like his outta ramen

he creature comes down looking like a yokai

it jumps on the glass, they scream, he hits glass with wrench, sez sorry

they mimic each other and he chex it out to see its got no face like that yokai

they tap glass but he sees its pointing

it gives him a item with jewels in an infiniy loop and wants him to take of his helmet

he sees its 2 things of 8 and O2 so its oxygen

he takes of his helmet adn it giggles

he check something and sees they both had to save their planets

he trys communicating with math and sends a tape measure but its hot in his side

he finds it sees with echolocation and makes a clock with embossed numbers

yokai shows him its clock of a tall thing with spinning things

he gets a microphone and shows a clock and they go ac and both to learn languagge

they get 250 words and their atmospheres would kill each other but he uses Zenon solids and is an engineer

he gets a program to translate the sounds and they are the last survivors

he teaches fist bump andets an ai voice to translate

ryan wants to sleep but yokai thinks he dead as his crew did that and didn't wake up

they watch each other sleep and cant get up if theres danger so they need homies to keep em safe

in flashback hey have a suicide option to go to h-ll on their own terms

1 test ryan used a small bit of astrophage to melt a ton of metal

ryan dont think hes brave but is told he needs 1 to be brave for

yokai comes in a sphere and roughs things up asking questions

he has a rough room mate who gets on his nerves and eats with his a55 

the yokai dont know of radiation but the astrophage by yokais shop saved him from it

yokai comes up with orbiting the planet which ryan didn't think of to see why astrophage dont eat the star

ryan shows him holograms like star trek of earth and hows it see if its echolocation?

yokai misses his lover of over 100 years and ryan had 1 who left him as he wasn't realistic and went with mark

you are tear ing me a part li sa

in flash bac he talks with gov woman of her german youth choir and the mission

after a song they do a light thing with comic thing

they name the planet adrien as the yokais called rocky and its after yokais lover

they test things and see its  the same coming and going  so its not reproducing or leaving the planet

he sees theres bacriera on it and yokai sees its life on the planet that eats astrphrage 

yokai wants to use a chain to scoop up atmpsphere and if they get too close the ship rips up

yokai finds ryan isn't gonna make it as theres a 1 way trip and not enough fuel to return

hes ok with biting it but yokai is upset and sees he's a hero 

he offers enough astrophage to get ryan home at the cost of him getting home 6 years later

ryan crys for the kindness of his last friend as yokai didn' wanna have ryan bite it like his crew

that got me to tear up a bit

this is a good film

plus a pro life message of sacrificing convenience or saving a life

in a flashback a thing blew on the sea base

in the now the ships try harvesting the planet spores like the zentraedi taking the invid lower of life

the sky is on fire like skyire on transformers and yugioh 5DS

he rope the sphere with the cr-p but goes out to get it hanging o the ship

gravity's tear ing in the ship a part lisa

they get out and h planet has green light aurora like the north pole at the kingdom

the ship falls an they poop out the uel tanks to escape

ryans out cold so yokai breaks outta the glass thing and saves him by hitting the controls of the machine to save him

the blowing was misunderestimation how much atrophage, which sees like protoculture in robotech, and it as too much and blew the place

they want ryan to do the mission but he dont wanna an they need an astrophage expert

he dont wanna go on a suicide mission but they say if he dont die there he'd die in 30 years when the sun burns

ryan wakes up an ins the yokai dying as it can't handle our air

he tied to revive him but it dont work and yokai sent 1 last message, save earth, save my world

he trys the space thing hat ends the astrophage

he calls it tauamoeba that dies in nitrogen so he used the zenonite tanks to breed a nitrogen resistant tauamoeba

he cant get the stf to yokais home land as he dont know how and needs yokai to wake up

later yokai revives and is better after sacrificing himself to save him and it very biblical

he hugs his home boy rom outer space and shows he got the cr-p one

he makes him a triangle hat lie how THE have things

yokai gets a model of earth and shows ryan his ship as ryan is in a crystl suit like robotech ii the sentinels with spheris

the ship has sun and gem and string and neon

in a flashbach ryan sez he cant do it and german gov chick sez 1/4th of earth will bite it i he dont and more like double as nations wont work togther

she has him forcily comaed to be shanghaied on against his will

thats big gov, sacriicing people and doing thing with out consent

like billy c and joey b

b4 he goes yokai sez ryan is bravest human he met and only one

yokai dont have a word for good bye and have a dance for that

ryan gives him a thumbs down as he thinks thats good and in roman times thumbs down meant spare him

then we see a flashback to how, wait, the now the zenonite was eaten through by the amoebas so it'll eat though yoakis ship and he'd die horrible

so he sends the cure to earth who dont want him and goes bac to save his yokai homie

wait it was a flashback and the astrphage blew and iced his crew

so he saves yokai and sends the cure to earth and logs of yokai

they beat the astrophage and rya is in a fake earth with his yokai homie in a clear suit to live with him

he's knows the yokai language and yokai got subs

so now they are rebuilding the hail mary to get him home and he's teaching yokai kids through the glas walls

the end

that was quite good

lite but with good heart

i almost cried when his yokai homie revealed he can survive

didn't expect the gov to shanghai him and i hear in the book the german chick was given total immunity from all govs to do whatever she wants to save the world

thas too much power

imagine if cuz they sent him to die, if ryan sent earth a batch of microbes that udnt work and let them all die?

the puppet effects were great and its a cool tyle

it as mostly a yokai puppet with the puppeteer edited out

good bible refs and themes an its a mostly lite movie with good heart

plus some robotech stuff like alien fuel

its pretty tame with a few pg things and some minor swears but The Simpsons is worse

it got pg13 but thats a bit much or this

ryans a good actor in this and the space yokai is pretty well done

glad i saw this, it as a quality film and has hope and joy

Also it takes place in the itant uure year o 2032, around the time o the 3rd Robotech War+

For Project Hail Mary 2 I want ryan to return to earh but find the woman ho sent him has taken over an ules with an iron fist. also the astrophage is by a cosmic evil empire that is weak to light and trying to wipe out the suns for eternal darkness. they send ships to desroy the suns but the yokai planet sends orces to both liberate earth from the woman, an they use the erath weapons power by astophage to fight the darkness empire. Also its a 128 bit Srpg on dreamcast, gamecube, xbox and ps2 in a 3D plane of different levels on a grid like a cube to move starships around to battle the empire an te 1st part is ighting the human empire to free t.