Note: I'm not a furry nd neither is this film
The Sea Wolf
This is my review on The Sea Wolf from the tant future year to Zee Kaizer of 1941(70 years before Transformers The Headmasters)
Its directed by Michael Curtiz who's usually great and did the 20s Noah's Ark\The Mad Genius\Doctor X\20,000 Years in Sing Sing\Captain Blood\The Walking Dead\The Charge of the Light Brigade\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Santa Fe Trail\Yankee Doodle Dandy\Casablanca\Mildred Pierce\Life with Father\White Christmas\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/The Comancheros.
It stars Edward G. Robinson from The Hatchet Man/Tiger Shark/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/Scarlet Street/Key Largo/The Violent Men/The Ten Commandments/1966 Batman/Mackenna's Gold/Soylent Green, Ida Lupino from The Twilight Zone 1964/1968 Batman, john Garfield from they made me a criminal/Tortilla Flat/The Postman Always Rings Twice, Alexander Knox(NOT the Batman guy)from The Four Feathers 1939/Oscar Wilde 1960/Gorky Park, Gene Lockhart from Crime and Punishment 1935/Algiers/His Girl Friday/Miracle on 34th Street 1947/Madame Bovary 1949, Barry Fitzgerald 1938 Marie Antoinette/And Then There Were None/The Quiet Man, Stanley Ridges from 1941 Sergeant York/1950 No Way Out, David Bruce from Santa Fe Trail 1940/Sergeant York 1941/Adventures of Don Juan 1948, Francis McDonald from Intolerance/1922 Monte Cristo/1928 The Viking/1936 Under Two Flags/Duel in the Sun/1948 The Three Musketeers/1949 Samson and Delilah/1951 Santa Fe/1953 Calamity Jane/Three Hours to Kill/Bad Day at Black Rock/1956 The Ten Commandments/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Joe Dakota/Fort Massacre, Howard Da Silva from 1938 Marie Antoinette/1941 Sergeant York/1776/1974 The Great Gatsby/Mommie Dearest, Frank Lackteen from 1943 For Whom the Bell Tolls/1956 The Ten Commandments and Ethan Laidlaw from The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1923/The Big House 1930/King Kong 1933/The Last of the Mohicans 1936/Jesse James 1939/The Outlaw 1943/The Body Snatcher 1945/Samson and Delilah 1949/Calamity Jane 1953/The Ten Commandments 1956/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/To Kill a Mockingbird/Irma la Douce.
I never saw this before but its base on a book by Jack London I never read
it use to have 1 mins cut but they restore it later
I've wanted to review this for a while as I like films off books
there were other verions in 1913 1920 1926 1930 1958 1975 1993 and 1997 but I dint see em
after logos title and credits zoomin in as a ship is in a foggy sea its soviet san ran sico in 1900
in a bar a chic sings hello my baby from looney toons
a guy trys to pickpocket a guy but is caught by the pocket man
a guy ant people to oin a sailing mission but they dont wanna
garfiend whos pocketed is told by sailoer recruiter the cops are gone and buys him a drink to get him to join
garfiend slugs him out as he was gonna spike the drink and abduct him an possible b0ne him as its san fran sicko
so garfeind joins the boat trip like that movie in the 00s an a drunk irish sez its a h-llship but you'll wanna tear out wolf larsons heart lie mortal kombat
the rower beats the drunk Irishman like rondey king after drunk driving
on a boat going to sovivety can an sicko is ida lipin or lupin iii an she sees men coming for her
she tells a guy to cover for her an say she's webster like the midget and the guy is Humphry
te guys come an are cops saying its a crime to aid an ecaped con
he don't side with her and she jumps in the sea rather than be turned queer in jail as another ship plows into the one she was on
like the kid in captains courageous wanted the big boat to do to the small ones
Humphry saves lipino an the ghost comes by, the boat the garfiend joined, saves em
Humphry comes to an sees edwar g robinson coming in with a zoom in like john wayne in stagecoach o we know he a big deal
a guy bites it an Edward dont care and wants a prayer book guy to say something
humphy is a writer an its the 1st time he saw a man bite it with indifference
spoiler; the maruta in the 21st century watch is run over in the road and leave em to die
Edward sez humpshys soft like a woman and wont drop him of and dont follow other shipping lanes so he's here til they return to san an sicko
he's put on as a cabin boy an garfeind is promoted to boat puller as humphy got his part
garfien George leech sez he dont wanna be boat puller as it s-cked an wolf roboncon beats the gay outta him
later drunk irish dumps on humphrys writing that hates on the boat
hes gonna give em to wolf the captain robinson and chimps around like some kinda ape laughing
they pulls a knife ater humpy said irhish stole money
at dinner wolf g robinson sez the crew is told theyre huntinng seals but has a head ache
if this was a video game, his bein dizzy from it is when you attac him in his cycle
dr sez its not his fault people die under him as when they get to him they're dead and if he had instruments he can heal people and worked in high places but his hands shake too much
humphyr believes him and dr goes to sew his patints head up after a spike nailing
Humphry goes in the captains quarters and sees books lie Darwin, Milton, poe and others showin he's high class and reads miltons paradice lost and underlined "better to reig in h-ll than serve in heaven"
thats not true, you rather be a company owner in mexico? or a employee in America?
wolf comes in and he reads him the book then wolf gets along with him an likes his writing
then slugs him in the gut for not saying captain/sir
laron finds hupry earns 10 000 $ a year rom fiction but thins its not important
yeah but the origin of species an its lies is kosher
wof goes on how if Humphry got his limbs f'd he coul go on and can ice him at any time
Humphry's gonna go but wolf wants to talk like civilize people as he can't with his minions
he wants Humphry to write his story and how he had 5 bros 4 dead from the sea and they were se people and as a cabinboy at 12 an master of his ship ince 21 n knows math/science/literature
holy cr-p he's batman
maybe bane or lex Luthor
a guy coms in saying the lmipn's dying and dr's too drunk so leach trys waking him
wolf has em open a port hole as water splashes in and slaps dr around then orders coffee for him
black, likehis property
she comes to sayin she'd rather die than go back to prison and irish is giddy she's one of them gooble gobble
dr comes to saying she cant save her but all he can do is a blood transfusion but his hands are f'd
he don't wanna try as if she bites it its his fault and if he dont it up to The CReator
When good men do nothing, that is evil enuff, dhalsim
olf orders garfiend leech to give blood as they both are criminals and irish mocks him so leech fights him
this makes the irsish look bad, like bi den, ba rock, tru deau and kathleen kennedy
later dr comes up in proper clothes and brings the lpino up looking a but italinao
she thanks garfeind an offers to reward him a he dont say much
wolf sez dr sez she was too sic to move and not able to drop her off but when they get bac to soviet an fran sico later and touch no other ports
shes not pleased and feels f'd so she goes back in and wol jokes put bars on her window so everyone lols
she slaps Humphry for telling her secret but he sez she talked while spazzed out
she wants to be drpped of by china or an island or another boat an leech thros a metal thing by wolfs head
wolf sez by sea law he can hang him but he's gonna have him end himself and has him taken below
lipino wants to die an later wol talks with wol i mean humphy on his witing plans
wolf seems like a monster but is deep and meaningful but punishes others to feed its own ego and dont wanna meet its equal
wolf gets mad but dr comes in an asks wol to forbid the men laughing at him and wants respect as he used to have fancy suits and now has stopped drinking and has no hand shakes and wants respect before he bites it
captain tells the people to respect him an call him dr prescott lie Sydney in scream
then wol spacks him own and he falls and the men mo lest him with tearing up his coat and hassling him
he climbs the thing and tells everyone wold wont go in regular lanes of shipping and he fears his brother whos hunting him and wants to cannon his a55 and jumps to splatter on the poop deck offscreen lie a sack of chef Boyardee
wolf sez he slipped and later limpino tals to grafrien leech like x men guy who was beat and how they wanna get of the boat and theres a place for guys like them who are wanted they wanna be free and she has little hope
later at the night theres a scheme to ice wolf where they sneak attack him sayin someone wanted to see him an throw him overboard as he has a head ache
later leech comes by lumpinos room to say its over, finished an they gotta sneak out 1500 miles in open boat
they grow closer an holds her hand they gave blood from and sez no more tears like shampoo
later captain blyth or wol or w/e comes back crawling up the side of the boat like an anime villain
he asks the boat river who did it but is told he was watching the course and dont wanna be 1st mate as he takes orders not give it
wolf Larson blitzer comes down and checks the sleeping crew but they come to and beat on him
he fights his way out like streets of rage and the crew wants to turn in leech for getting em to do it but eh se its better to go out like dr
Humphry sez he saw nothing and is called to see wolf who asks irish to find out who did it
Humphry sez irhsi was the only one who couldn've took his money and they fiht with Humphry pulls a knife to that leprechauns neck an wol sez end him
irish flees and wolf sez he's devolving an getting darker and its fun to have a mans life in yo hands like megatron
wolf sez open the cutains but theyre open and its revealed he has blindness attacs but they wear off and he tricks Humphry to come close so he grabs him in a kung fu grip to keep him there til hsi eyes return
later he calls the men up and sez he has a list of who treid to ice him bu he rips it up and sez dr was right and hhes not hunting seals and they can go down with the ship but he plans to steal from the guys who buy sealskin an can keep em rich their hole life
then outs the irhish miget as the one who outed the list an the men hunt him, tie a rope on him, throws the irish in the water and a shark gets him
1 less problem
so they pull him back and wolf sez tye up whats left of his leg
this is a prison movie
snitches get stitches
at night he people plan something in the shadows and captain wolf hunter comes in asking where the steerer is
he hears a ship siren in the distance and goes out but his head attacks happens
Humphry sez nows ur chance sailor moon as he cant see you as he's blind and the attacks last hours
they get ready to book it in stormy seas but lumpino dont wanna go as shes bad luc so a guy slugs her out and escape in a boat
they drive 6 hours and find the water kegs are full of vinegar with a note from captain Larson an john leech wants to keep going with only a bit of water
capain woody sez they'll be back but his borthers ship the Macedonia comes for em and his eyes are f'd
the ghost like the wraith from pirates of dark water, or was it the maelstrom? gets hit and captain wolfmo trips so 1 leg irish sees hes blind an they can ice him
you ever see a blind kung fu fighter? the only guy stronger than him is the old guy trained for 80 years
he can blaze his cosmo
so we cut to the life boat and th escapees find 1 of em is gone
they come to a ship and find its the ghost but tilted and f'd and all the life boats are gone
leech sez they can get supplies form it and everynes probably gone but on there a guy locks him in the ship
this is how horror movie sstart
the others come on and arfeind sez get out as the boats going own and they cant break the door down in time but he left supplies out there
lipno dont wanna leave him an Larson is blind and berserk but 1 guy i thin humphyr goes to get the key from him
leech and lupino have a moment about marrieage and bitng it
Humphry goes to wolf who has a gun and can see shapes and shadows but Humphry sez they can brin him with em to get his eys fixed
he thinks its over and hes going down with the ship and theres an island 2 miles in the fog
Humphry sez his writing of wolf as an ubermench but was realy afraid and dont wanna be depenant and s pitiful
wol wigs out and shoots him then his eyes die and lupino comes by so wolf locks the door
Humphry offers his life or leech as he claims not to be hit and hes gonna prove him wrong
blythe Larson passes the key through the door screen and chick goes off after Humphry sez i'll see you on deck
then bites it and wolf sees its a trick
leech and chick eascepe a blythe ooy wolf Larson goes down with his boat standing like a golden buddha
the end
that was quite good
wolf isn't as hateable as you'd think, having good traits lie intelligence hard work, sill, courage, and some sympathy
he's baa55 an tough and an alpha male, but can be harsh
he's a thining man dealing with a bunch of crac smoking apes o lower mind than him
no wonder he sees them as inferior
i read he's meant to be a capitalist feeing on the poors
well with poors like these inbred cannibals, can ja blame him?
lie that irish midget.
those things are devolved
he's sort of lie magneto from x men or r doom i marvel
not evil, but hardened and gotta be tough to deal with these animals
lie dog and beth chapman dealing with junkies
in the book Humphry was the hero and got the girl but they divided him into leech and changed things
but i liked this one
im glad i waited to see the full version with the extra 14 mins on Tubi
its a cool movie with layers and duality of different sides
leech is manly and tough, Humphry is smart, wolf is smart and tough
now socialist jack London who was a Creator hater, wanted Wolf to be seen as bad, but I thin like Jud Sus or Watchmen, he made the guy interesting
they changed a bit from the book, quite a bit, but I thin its pretty good
i can see why people like it
For The Sea Wolf 2 I want it to be about the boats with the crew trying to get to land but keep getting picked off by sea yokai as its by the evil's sea in apan. Alo its a 16 bit game on sega gensis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba like lemmings or chuchu where you guide the boats to try to get to land an avoid yokai of the sea.
