The Hilarious Posters Review

Note: I spell PosT Toasies

The Hilarious Posters

This is my review on The Hilarious Posters from the distant futture year of Oda Nobunaga of 1906(100 years before Transformers season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabossa Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort/The Merry Frolics Of Satan/Soap Bubbles/A Roadside Inn.

I never saw this b4 bu here I go homie

after title we see posers with devolved looking alleged humans in french

at least it ain't canadian french

thats worse than brain rot

a seemingly africanized alleged human comes by with a ladder and pains i wih clear cr-p

then puts a new poser up of a chick wearing a ruffled dress like a bad ps4 cover

2 guys in has and moustaches and capes come by

after they leave the main ps4 chick poser comes alive and he poster guy/girl on it leave the poster

i think here was an Animaniacs ep of this in a video sore of he warners and vhs covers

she looks a he other posers which are moving and ge a drink from he bar add or w/e

but alcohol kills soviets more than b0ning

then has a cupcake from a marie antoinete chick

the guy his om a chick on a poster for i hink h00kers

his woman kicks him in his probably non virgin butt for being into chicks today

then has him kneel like a beta and kiss her filthy hand

main guy trys to get a food from a chef cooking but he shakes the pot to have steam fall on main guy

what a c=ck sucker

better take a dump in his pot

its french food, who would know?

a guy in the top spills plates so he main couple leave

then the hta/cloak/mopustache guy return and the postters are normal

after they go by a monopoly guy looking homo erectus comes by reading a book

then the posters alive and throw cr-p at him

he gets cape guys who are thrown cr-=p at then the posers return to posterism

the wall falls on em as women, probably into witchcraft, cheer behind a fence

are they in a zoo?

the dames dance as he capemos try to climb he fence bu trees at the op  stop em

1's caught on the gate by his belt then the wall returns

here's a hole in 1 posters a55 and he guys rip through other posters as the poser guys dance by

the end

that was not bad

good comedy and fun

nice effects

good use of multiple things on 1 screen

didn't expect the ending

pretty fun

For The Hilarious Posters 2 I want the poser people o be witches who phase through reality and fiction and wan revenge on fan artists who draw fiction in weird fetish cr-p. Also is a Mario Pain Game on DS and PSP where you draw things and make it move.

A Roadside Inn

Note: I spell rodiesan

A Roadside Inn

This is my review on A Roadside Inn rom the distant future year to caligula of 1906(100 years before Transformers Season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort/The Merry Frolics Of Satan/Soap Bubbles.

I neve saw it before but I'm going through this frenchhmo's cr-p and its usually good

after title we get a flash of a pentagram on screen as a subliminal message

theres 2 rooms and a drunk like the soviets when not b0ning stumbles around

a guy come out a door to yell at it bumping cr-p

the left side is the hall and right is  bedroom without anyone in it

so the humans throw the drunk in he bedroom and close the doo

druk mo gets undressed a bit and go to bed but the 3 guys outside seem to be waiting outside

they run as he gets ready but drunkmo goes upstairs after the human hide in their rooms

drunk mo goes upstairs with a candle and robe so the humans rush in his room

they whip out their long uncut b0ners and blast huge foamy bursts on the walls, floors and furniture

jk really they put together a fake human upper body/head on a spring wit a demony face like a clown or fallen angel offspring

they put it i the bed and 1 guy climbs on top o the bed upper area for curtains like M=Mickey's Christmas Carol and 1 hies in the closet bu not like back door barry and big parts mike

te last guy runs out and drunkmo returns but finds demon ting in bed being moved by guy on top

he swings at it but it moves around and floats so drunkmo pulls a effin gun and blows it open as pillow cr-p falls

guy in closet comes out with a cloth like a ghost or Klansman and freaks out drunk mo who falls over

the 3 guys wrap him in a white cloth and escape but ames arei the hall rom their rooms

they stop with em and drunkmo comes out so they get hi in the blanket and all heave it to throw i in the air like barfing when on your back

they he blows like a firecracker somehow and the people scatter

and no that one isn't a joke

The End

that was pretty good

i was onna say his gun goes of and kills someone

good prank video

seems to be done in 1 take

only like 4 mins

unexpected end

i assume he chugged nitro and blew

seems like a prank video on youtube or something

and drunks got it coming

For A Roadside Inn 2 I want word to get out and ow some people ae susceptible to blowing. So scientists do tests on people to try to recreate it. eventually some pop and they nerds try to figure out why. Turns out some have bad dna rom demn heritage that makes em unstable emotionally and physically and when pushed too far, it malreacts and blows em. Also its a 128 bit mini game collection on GameCube, Dreamcas, xbox and ps2 here you and oher players do mini game il 1 pops and las 1 lef wins.

Soap Bubbles Review

Note: I watched Power Puff Girls in the 90s

Soap Bubbles

This is my review on Soap Bubbles rom the diatant urure year of 1906(730 years before Contra III)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort/The Merry Frolics Of Satan

I never saw this but imma give it a chance

it starts with a title card of a cloth over a place of columns and a doorway

a guy comes in and waves his hands then gets a chalice that has smoke rise

it makes an mage of a woman who summons then comes down

then 2 guys bring a table with squares on it and the chick goes between em

main guy blows bubbles that 1 turns to a womans head and floats over 1 square

this looks like a sonic level

he summons another head and it goes on the other

they vanish but he summons 2 fairy girls

then an ape comes in and starts b0ning a soviet in candy a55 Canada

jk really he takes the butterfly wings and the faeries vanish with the chick

2 guys take the table away and bring in a long coffin thing he waves his hands over

a guy i think but it may be a hermaphrodite lie la blue girl and go nagai manga with 2 chicks appears on it

min guy goes on the coffin thing and the trio holds hands around hum

he extends into a long b0ner monster and bars spurm on the floor

k really they fade out and he dances a bit then curls up and turns to a bubble like in maoh dante credits

he floats up and the assistantsts look at it with wonder

then main guy walks in rom the right and surprizes em and tey leave

the end

that was pretty good

no real plot but a nice magic show

pretty impressive effects

not sure how they did that woman in smoke thing but its good

glad i saw it

its like 4 mins and not bad

For Soap Bubbles I want m to be in WW1 and fighting the Germans with summoning magic of bubble style, but finds the French were the bad guys and goes to the French base to overload his magic to attone by consuming it in all of his ki like vegeta in dbz vs buu. Also its an 8 bit game like master of darkness but on sega master system, game gear, nes, gb, tg16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you play as him and fight steampunnk germans but each you beat gives a clue of the french evils

The Merry Frolics Of Satan Review

Note: unlike THEM, I'm not into Satanism

The Merry Frolics Of Satan

This is my review o The Merry Frolics Of Satan rom the istant furure year to Dante of 1906(100 years beore Transformers Season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort

I saw a few seconds of this in Hugo ut never saw the whole thing

Its like 20 mins long which is a lot or this frencihe

after title theres a lab with a globe like is the earth wasn't flat and a bot model hanging from the ceiling referencing AIR Ships and other cr=p

this devolved lincon looking guy in  black trench coat like The Matrix has an artist drawing and i think a maid

linconmo is happy his artist shows him cr-p and seems kinda frooty but it may be only french

also some of it is hand colored and in proper fullscreen

artist gets on a coat and hard and to go with linconmo as maid who i think is a guy or hermaphrodite like many eurotrash, gets on a hat and coat

in this inner lab with demon like statues on the wall and telescopes for astronomy or astrology like demon worshippers do, the 3 go in, linconmo leaves and artist sits on a chair that raises up as maid sits on a barrel that goes in the floors a55

a huge gold boot comes out of a capsule like in a genesis game and kicks maid a few times in his candy a55, then he tries punching it but a demon hand comes from the wall to grab him

this lnconmo is into the black arts

say a prayer

he bumps into the telescope that falls on him and extends like its b0ning at him, but he moves back like a force from it pushed him w/o contact

linconmo brings a wizard who uses magic to lower the chair artist is on

then rings in a swarm of wizards who bring in a cauldron and they mix cr-p in it to make i think apples or bread

wizard throws 1 on the floor to make an angel appear in pink smoke like a ninja smoke ball

wait its a female with long cloth on her arms who turns into a weird yokai gon=d face that dances out on girl legs

artist trys paying wizard who dont want money, dont want fame, dont want a credit card to praise His name

wizard has artist sign a paper then artist/maid leave w/the box of bread things

the wizards remove the robe to sow foot long b0ners i mean 1800s clothes as this bird demon yokai statue on the ceiling spazzes out

wizard is in a red robe and hat thats colored like its drawn on and sends the gang out

then this cauldron erupts with soviet spurm i mean h=llfire

maid with bread ninja smoke things goes by a dinner table

artist throws a smoke thing to summon a treasure chest then 2 George Washington guys come out and pull a smaller chest out that 2 more George washinton guys come out, who pull a 3rd chest out the 1st and 2 more come out

they throw the table, chairs and cloths in the 1st chest, move it, and take out 2 more chests the put painting/furniture in, then line the boxes up and put people in em

the boxes turn to a train with em in cage things the they hook a train engine box to it and drive of

1 guy almost gets out by opening the box but is sealed like a butt on a stoma

the red guy comes rom the floor and the George Washington guys turn to devilman like guys then red guy goes in a square hole in the floors a55 and the demon team rolls on the floor and it poos to pink smoke across the floor like two face's attack on level 2 of Batman And Robin on Genesis

train goes by a wine store and people throw trash at the cagedfrom windows

it crosses a wood bridge that freaks and the cages fall then guy from a roof by it comes out and spazzes out

the train goes by a village and lets the last guy out the cage and its artist then the train goes boxes which are carried off

a cook comes by and maid/artist go in a restraint but cook is the red guy who summons 2 black devils who walk on all 4's in the restruant then re guy goes in the well they came from

in there is pictures of demon clowns as they are based on fallen angels and a chair vanishes as maid is gonna sit on it

food goes in a clown pictures mouth fallin up the chairs vanish

the food warps from table to table as do the chairs and then vanish and return a bit

black demons throws cr-p from the cupboard and come out so the duo runs/is chased

they come to a meal at a table of people but the blacky's run on it and the people flee

the duo trys to eat but the blacks put the pots on the duos heads then the tables vanish

the blacks crawl Around and cooks come in but get roughed by em and they run away like bosses on spider man venom separation anxiety after hitting em

the chefs fall in a hole in the floors a55 and some of the demon look like Harley quinn rom batman 90s who people find hot for some reason but is just a clown with a bad accent

Harley quinn demon ump in an out of things and to the ceiling  but chefs return and they all flee then chefs return and laff

the duo get to a horse and cat but red guy throws 1 guy in a barrel then turns the horse to a skeleton and cart to a weird gold flesh thing like a Yugioh card

maid whips the horse til it falls backward and chefs spazz out til red guy gets on a car thing behind the cart and drives it on

we get a miniature of the cart over hills and in a barfing volcano then see the cart driven over the sky or space with the skeleton horse flailing and stars with 6 points and moons and suns and planets wit a geezer in it and a crescent moon with a chick on it posing hot and people flying and a 5 point star woman

the horse stops so maid beats it so it poots white dust like nose candy on him

it moves as faces in many pointed stars go by and it falls but artist has an umbrella

they all in a roof in a dining room with people in it but red guy comes out a table with the paper, lifts up artist then drags him to h=ll

in there is a spiky demon place and chicks as status and red guy summons a big face from the floor that demon guys come out the mouth and poke him with forks

the face goes then the people come out and demon bring wood thins to combine to a wheel then get him on a spit and spin him as a demon in the wheel turns it and fire cooks him

the end

that as pretty good

no title cards but i got the jist of it

good warning of alchemy and science being connected to the black arts

creative color an designs

i knew of the skeleton horse scene but nothing else besides its a bit like Faust and it was pretty cool

so the bad guy wins and the good guy goes to h-ll or dealing with the black arts

interesting end

they'd not do that today

but Angel On My Shoulder was smilair

Glad I saw it

For The Merry Frolics Of Satan 2 I want it to be the istant future year of 1935 and te land is a cybertech metropolis but te eggs or smoke things are found and release demons that attack. So the syber cops gotta take em on ith lash Gordon weapons. Also its a 16 bit game like the 16 bit Judge Dredd on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as a guy and fit in a German expressionist cyber punk city and fight released demons.

/The Mysterious Retort Review

Note: what the F is a retort?!

The Mysterious Retort

This is my review on The Mysterious Retort from the distant future year to The Italian Stallion Christopher Columbus of 1906(100 years before Tranformers Season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal

I never saw this b4 but I'm doing that frenchmos films and this is next

on the inside o a place tis wizard robe guy has a robin hood looking pseudo hetero manning the pump to blow air on the fire on the boiling thing for alchemy

ed elric; we need the philosophers stone al

robin hood slave goes off and wizard not o the coast rests but the table with the glass organ on it opens an a long green b0nar i mean snake comes out, stretches around and turns into  green clothes guy who rolls around

greenmo grabs a item, wakes up wizard and gives him it then hugs him

the glass organ with the bent spout gets bigger and greenmo warps around then in the organ and looks like a virus or sider with hi face in the center

eventually it turns into a chick in white robes like a roman and water is flling up the organ with bubbles

she vanishes and the water has bursts of colored cr-p in it

then the bent spout barfs red cr-p in this bucket like j-zzing lava

the boiling stops and outta the bucket is a ghost i think in a white robe like a soviet i mean klansman but non pointy hood

it rises then vanishes

then wizard wakes up and the lass organ blows behind him as he falls to the round probably dead

the end

tat wasn't bad

interesting ideas

the spider and woman in glass scenes went on a bit

not much going on but it holds attention

its around 2 mins long

shows the dangers of alchemy an the occult

the snake can be like the Seraphim who fell

and shapeshifters

glad I saw it

a good quick show w/o filler

well, kinda

For The Mysterious Retort 2 I want the wizard to rebuild his body with steam punk gear spring prosthetics and have his robin hood slave go out and make ad get the parts. Also its a 32/64 bit game like harvest moon on N64, Sega Saturn, pa1 and 3D0 but you go around to markets and buy parts and make em into steampunk gear spring cr-p.

La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal Review

Note: to h=ll with the French

La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal

This is ore samma no review on La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal rom the distant future year to the marquis de sade of 1906(100 years bfore Transformers Season III

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks

Its also called The Witch but I try not to review movies with the same name and there' other movies called this

but F the french, those alleged humans are surplus to requirements

I put up with those things all the time in soviet Canada and their devolved language

its literally the ebonics of french

saying candya55 trudeau is so cultured to speak canadian french is like saying Jay Z is so cultured to speak English

real frenchies hate those things too

those things f'd canada like the rotting tumor on the nations a55 they are

now I dump on the french a lot... What? You thought there's a butt? No. Send em back to jigoku!

Now I never saw this but the carbossa character is said to be the sleeping beauty bad guy

so it starts with a title and a man in womens clothes like the French and brits like but as a witch

in its lair this guy looking like Link from Zelda with Loki Horns on the hat, seeming like the pied piper of peeder puffer comes in with a guitar

e puts it down and talks to the witch who checks his hand, probably from j=rking off all the time to garbage as i joke of frenchies seducing trash

ohh this garbage is too hot! Its b0ning time!

french women dont shave their pits, thats for french men

the witch spazzes her hands like an Italiano or Grizzelda in The Hilarious House Of Frightenstein

i think she sucks w/e was on it of and he's waving is hands like some tourettes italiano

he goes to leave and he wants something, probably his parts for rituals, but puts a stool down and he puts his probably spurm filled french a55 on it

she gets hr own stool, not a stool sample like the french mix their chopped up baby stew with a foot long log of human waste

in comes these 2 midget things but are really human sized guys bending the legs and dressed like sodomy elves which may be were dr seuss got thing 1 and thing 2 in the cat in the hat

i hate cats. i had 1 as a kid, he was my best friend, he ran way, broke my heart, now i hate animals.

If animals had souls i'd want it to burn in h=ll with frenhies, but those things dont got souls either

if they had souls they wouldn't be french!

now I dump on the french a lot... cuz they s=ck! And not only aids from each others rectums!

so the wannabe midget man things chimp around like moneys or apes and get a rame and  mirror then f==k off bac to h-ll were they cam from offscreen

she has he frame show a woman in a dress like Cinderella and he wants to b0ne her probably in the armpit where the hair is

she makes the images go off like a computer screen and the midgets take it away

she gets a 4 leafed clover and reads her black magic book but he swaps somethin in his bag for i think dirt and trades it for the clover and runs

she checks his bag and finds he trucked her like Walmart selling tampered yugioh packs that have cr-ppy condition cards from packs released much later, and when you complain to the workers, they are gaijin who don't understand the issue nor much English

worthless gaijin! jigoku eo chiro!

shine kusojin!

omae tachi no zoku wa omaka kuso!

kiete harenhi saru tachi!

so she dumps out sand or dry feces and wigs out then gets a pail and does black magic to make red smoke comes out 

peeder puffer escapes by ruined castles, probably from the Olde World kingdoms before the little season of deception

she catches him but he nails her in the head with stone bricks and flees

she gets her broom and we see him in a wasteland of seemingly melted pillars like the arcing electricity from the great burn

remember, like 1/3rd o Earths land is burned desert often with right angle rocks, like ruined buildings

theres even a greek column top in the ruins peeder puffer runs by as she chases on her broom

odd to have such detail in 1 scene for a few seconds

then he's in a graveyard by a ruined church and prays to a cross

ghosts come out of the tomb and walk around but are see through and get him

he holds the clover to escape em and the witch comes by

he gets to a castle by a golden mt and a big a55 reptile comes out of a pit as a cardboard cut out colored

wait its a frog and then appears a gold owl as for occult things and a googly eyes red wings dragon like Reptilicus

wait its a winged serpent like many cultures now of all over the planet but the "exprts" clam never existed

also are 2 guys in snake costumes crawling with arms out like Nagas and the wing snake barfs fire

a guy in a White Robed with a White beard and a gold sickle in the left hand, olive branch in the right appears, give his the branch and peeder puffer shakes it to scare em off

this gold chest opens behind em with a red shirt gold armor guy who gives him a sword main guy carrys in his mouth by the blade and goes in the crevasse then climbs the wall as armor guy goes back in the box

the witch shows up and is scared of the white guy who points away and she goes

peeder puffer gets to this dungeon in a ruined castle with runes on gold over the doorway

he cuts the cinerella girl free and shes in a CHECKERBOARD WITE AND bLACK dress then breaks the door with a wood piece

they go out and the witch comes in then rides the broom out where she came

he goes out by the gold chest with her and then the witch is flying in the black sky on her broom with a CRESCET MOON

the duo get to a lake with rock pillars in it and they kneel to hold each others hands

the witch gets there and is gonna shank him but the White robe beard guy grabs her hand like art of Abraham and Isaac and the Angel after he stops the shanking my holding the clover thing to summon White Man

White Man sweeps her off the cliff with her own broom and this clown guy with a horn on the head like an Oni comes at White guy but peeder puffer stops him

So White Guy uses the sword to stab through the torso with sparks like a ROCKET and clown oni falls dead

White Guy has the duo kneel and raises hands over em or a blessing

then we see the title and the guy kisses the girl on the face

the end

that was pretty good

a lot of occult and hidden truth themes

good coloring by hand

good effects

nice adventure

good action

its a solid film

and 12 min is pretty long for the director who often did 2 min tings

glad i saw it

For La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal 2 I want them to have a kid who has to return the clover to the witch lair to save her family as the magic only last so long but aces various monsters and ancient tech wielding warriors. But she's a body builder warrior with ancient tech armor to get past em. Also its an 8 bit game like Golden Axe Warrior on Sega Master System, Game Gear, NES, GB, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx but cyberpunk and 1700s and you go around getting more tech to upgrade armor by going in ruined bases full of yokai guarding em. The final boss is the witches magic tech defence system she let on after leaving.

Rogues' Tricks Review

Note: I'm not an X Man

Rogues' Tricks

This is my review on Rogues' Tricks from the distant future year to Lot from Sodom of 1907(100 years before Transformers Sason 4 in America)

This is my review on Under the Seas rom the ditant future year to Beethoven o 1907(100 years before Robotech I mean Transformers Season 4)Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas

I never saw this before but its easier to review one of these 1900s films than a 140 min modern movie

after title card we see a home with a fanny mirror and a bust on apedastal

2 guys break in by braking a window and opening it

they go in and spazz around ten start takin umbrellas

they open a wardrobe and hide in it

he home owner comes in and sees the broken window

he's got a big a55 beard but not a big beard on his a55

as they're frenchies i think they may be b0ning in the closet in te real version

lusty as a soviet

HOMe Owner looks around as the thieves hide and peek out o the closet every now and then

owner looks in the cloet 1 door at a time and thy say hiddden

the maid/slave/property comes in and e b-=ches at her with waving hands like an italiano

she goes and he looks around then a guy comes in to put in a new window

the crooks escape the closet and are gonna club him but go of to the right

owner leaves to the right and we see the crooks in i think a kitchen

wait its a bath room and they hide under the wood covering on the big a55 tub

and no like the blobs n the learning channel

owner turns on the hot water an the crooks try to open the wood cover

he sees em and keeps covering em and trying to get someone to help him

then sits on the cover but the 2 overpower him and come out with owner falling in the tub and the crooks covering it

they leave and he get ou andspazzes out over the hot water

the crooks escape and knock over the maind and glass boy ten hide in the closet

iwner comes ut with a gun and shoot the maid in the a55 ten spazzes out and the crooks escape the closet and tip it on owner then spazzily escae

owner beats his way ou the back of the closet an keels over

the end

tat was not bad

sorta like a bug bunny cartoon

the director was the owner and this and the sun moon sodomy thing was said to be the only ones he got f'd in

in te others he won

most is done in 1 take and they went to another room to do it in tat take

didn't expect it to go tat way but its a solid

nice comedy thing

For Rogues' Tricks 2 I want the owner to be rebuilt with steampunk cr-p and go on a hunt for them with him wasting crooks he finds on the slums of soviet France. Also its an 8 it game on Sega Master Ssytem, Game Gear, NES, GB, 16, Atari 7800 and Lynx here you platorm and ight like a Batman on NES game.

Under The Sea Review

Note: I I know more of spelling than we now of the deep sea

Under the Seas

This is my review on Under the Seas rom the ditant future year to Beethoven o 1907(100 years before Robotech I mean Transformers Season 4)Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Parmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indin Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped

I never saw this but its a parody Of Jules Vernes 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

this is said to be missing sense but imma do it anyway

it starts with a buncha guys including i think military guys in White lining up as a commander walks around

a fancy guy in a cape and with a long rod(tee hee) is there and I think a king

a guy walks around fancy and has a hat as a chick is there

the army or navy guys put a bridge on the thing to let people go in this vehicle

walking guy goes in after em and hey take the bridge and send him off after closing the man hole(tee hee)

the sub goes down and the military guys leave as the chicks on the platform watching come down to look over the side

after enough depth, light can' reach through water

its a cold black abyss of demons and weird creatures

the sub looking like a weird t=rd goes through he sea with what look like ruins in the background and what looks like a fish man on the let lower side

they go through a dark area with light seaweed lie Leon Neon from the 80s

its bright white in thee as i guess theres another light source in the depths

by this 5 pointed star facing up is dancing sea women(not men(tee hee))

the light unbrightens and theres mermaids by the star

the sea women dance around a while but in the real version were probably b0ning

an those broads keep dancing

what is this? soviet ballet?

eventually they leave and i think the mermaids turn to coral

we see real fish and eventually the sub lands with the a guy looking out the man hole (tee hee) sees fish cut outs go by

he sees the sea dames and goes out under like a mile of water w/o being crushed into goo

this massive fish the size of a bus come in and opens its mouth so he kicks at it and it goes

he walks around w/o any equipment as I guess this is going DBGT with thicc pan underwater vs the green dragon

a big a55 White Crab comes by with moving parts which is pretty impressive for 1907

he touches its claw and it leaves

he goes on then takes of his coat to whip it at something offscreen, maybe censored to cover the TRUTH

hes in a striped shirt like 200 000 leg undr the ea

or 20 000 leagues up yo a55! with my D0NG as Ricard Ian Cox! and Yo But! As the VIRGIN!

he trys taking a peal from a clam ho bites his hand and he jerks it out

more like j=rkin off on the food like the freniches do

he puts his head in some ranches that close on it

he gets out and sniffs an anus or sea flower that extends to his face

he collects something on the round, i think natural nose cany, as its the 1900s, and sniffs it i think

he spazzes around til a swarm of seahorses come by and he trys riding 1 but it gets away

in the real version he tried b0ning it

so all thee sea things come and a multi tentacle thing flails at him

is that a squid or octopus?

so the sea women save him and wait I think they capture him as theres a sea queen

so he's swarmed by sea things and probably b0ned dead

then wakes up in bed under covers, wait he fell head 1st in a bucket and a few guys pull him out

all these people rush in and he acts like he's swimming then tells his tale as they dress him

the end

that was pretty cool

nice effects

another dream story

not at all like the Jules Verne story

a lot is filler like people walking or dancing

its not bad

nice un little adventure

For Under the Seas 2 I want him to keep having dreams of these undersea things so he gets on a real sub to go down. Turns out its a psychic message rom the sea people as he's the chosen one to save em from sea demons. Also uner the sea is powers activate and he can breathe and increases power then battles the sea demons with i blasts rom his hands. Also its a 16 bit game like Rocket Knight Adventures meets Ecco The Dolphin on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA.

How Bridget's Lover Escaped Review

Note: The French are unAmerican, So I o Super American

How Bridget's Lover Escaped

This is Ore Samma No Review Of How Bridget's Lover Escaped from the distant future year to King Solomon of 1907(100 years before Transformers Season 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel

I never saw this but the chick is called Victorine in the Frenchie version

Like nicoline instead of Nicole?

We got a girl version of victor, it Victoria, like the evil queen in soviet England

atfer title card we get another saying the cause of delay

we see a home with a fat lady in a mammy outfit and a moustache guy  in a pith helmet

h helps her get to the table and she sits on his lap with her fat a55 as he hugs her

guess he's a chubby chaser

imagine if he gives her a big hug and his arms sink into her flab like a sack of jello

in another room 3 people, possibly men but its hard to tell with renchies, are at a table

i think the middle ones a chick and they bicker as the french cant be at peace rm their evolution disability

the blonde one rings a bell and has an autism attack as hose frenchies are pretty unbalanced and flip out for no reason

esp the woman, those alleged human s=ck

never breed with those things, it'll damage the bloodline

so blondmo sits for a few seconds then it and the alleged woman go in the other room

eventually the 3rd frenche goes and they find fata55 and moustachio not b0ning but in the real version they might be

wait the lardo hides her butt buddy in a big wood box b4 they come

she fakes being asleep, maybe from diabeetus and they help her as her butt buddy keeps popping up to check

the frenchmoes eat cr-p there, possibly literally as those frechies and their poop fetish, as moustachio tries to lave out a window or something and knocks a big a55 clock on the blondmo

the other 2 frechies leave as moustachio throws blondmo in he box and puts furniture on t the ecapes up the chimney

more drenchies come as we didn't have enough of those crack smoking apes in this, and try to go up the chimney but et blasted by white powder, possibly cocainum

they go back in the chimney and tet sez a very dangerous roof

moustachio gets on the roof with all these big buildings made by allegedly horse and buggy monkeys with tall towers in the background, or 1 at least

on the roof he dumps a thing of white dust in the chimney intead o taking a sloppy dump

then changes clothes with some on a line

then gets his coat o a guy sleeping on the roof, possibly rom drugs

the renchies et up and see him faking being another guy working

then they go for the not him in his clothes but 1 falls in a roof window

they crawl to him and fall off the roof with 1 getting his clothes caught on a spiked fence

in the real version they got skewered on it

a crowd of frenchies comes to help em and  an they're all f';d

mouctacio saps back clothes and returns down the chimney to his fat gf who helps him get on his coat

the door out is locked and he wiggles it then lays on the ground for the swarming in frenchies to trip over him

moustahio and his at g escape and lock the guys in as i guess she was the fam slave

text sez love! love!! love!!! and we see em outside in WHITE GLOVES and he kissed her a bit with her being happy

they have some snuff and smooch lie the gene simmons band and not Richard simmons

the end

that was pretty good

nice lite silly lever comedy

good action

creative ideas

sorta prototype Harold Lloyd or buster Keaton

this guys gf is pretty tubby, its lie my g at 5'3 and 220lbs

but this chick is fatter

glad i saw it

pretty fun lite time

or How Bridget's Lover Escaped I want her to be married and really pregnant and too fat to walk so he has to go out an do errands like buy food and coo it and feed her and hose her off in the backyard like a farm animal. Also its an 8 bit Nes, Gameboy, Master System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari lynx/7800 game where you play as him and do things in a Zelda like thing but 1900s Europe

Tunnelling The English Channel Review

Note: England an rance are both bad guys

Tunnelling The English Channel

This is my review on Tunnelling The English Channel from the distant future year to the evil king henry the 8th or castleania oj, of 1907(100 years before Transformrs Seasn 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon

I never saw this but according to back door, aids bag, wiener cleaner, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, b0ner smoker, frooty booty, Creator hater, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, hippie vegan stoner pta tree kung fu bseev on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia, had a guy talking during he film to explain the cr-p and the brit king was talked in  a britmo accent

in 1907 there was talk of building a unnel between soviet England and candya55 France so boy georges did this

like sewing the butt to another butt

It starts with 2 rooms, 1 let 1 right and left is this 1700s looking thing with right being men in suits

left leaves as right men have a smoke an wine

1 right goes to the left trough a door between em and et changed and ready for bed behind curtails

they go to sleep and the let room has machines, odd for 1907, maybe from the olde worlde? I think these guys are high rank, so maybe THEY saved some?

we see i think a dream o this king on the left on land and airships i think with rocket things like Gamera going across this water to land on the right and some coming the other way

odd as THEY claim we didn't have these then, despite past art showing it before like medieval art and alleged renaissance aving people in flying tings.

also a shadowed over guy on the right and i think ships going across the water

they reach left arms(let hand path?) that extent and shake hands across the water

ten the arms retract and i think theres undersea craft in the water

the guys put  things in the ground and turn em then dig with pickaxes til omen with flags come out

then we see n underground thing of men or soviet England digging a tunnel and hammering an anvil

these royal looking guys come in and i think king struggles with a oickaxe

a guy looking like young bram stokers Dracula uses it ten puts on his big hat and leaves

guess that wasn't the king

the men bring back the machine saying England and dig

on the france side they got a spinning wheel machine and a guy with a briefcase comes in wearing a trenchcoat and i think gives em wine cuz the french love doing bad things like smoking or drinking or b0ning

theres a machine saying vin du like mace windu in star wars and after a drink, the i think prome miniter rides it out then the machins use the wheel thing with hammering pistins to pound rock

eventually both teams meet an use dino might to blow it in red smoke

they meet and hug and dance and wave flags as teres fish above em

later we see a train going the tunnel which might have issue with smoke underground

then gets of a station on the other side with a guy riding the front like the texas from Dr Strangelove

so i think the soviet french leader gets out and teres colored flags

he gets back in and the train goes on.

outside is women drumming in dresses with a salvation army banner

french leader gets out and guys shine its shoes til they're pulled away by brit cops(probably unarmed)to be b0ned dead

the evil king comes in a red cape and bot hug then walk together outside of their demon club meeting

a poor sweeps the ground but is too arrested for no reason, lke making a tweet the commies don't like

they go offscreen and a napoleon at guy meets a guy in a bolwer a then they kiss on the cheek like many euro trash

after the elites go the women in White marching salvation army and goes on

then text saying the revil awakening and we see 2 trains i the tunnel hit each other and blow in red smoke

then after comes in and the left/right room guys wake up spazzing and knock canopy of the beds on themselves

the maids/slaves help em and they go to the left room

a 1700s White outfit/wig guy come in an sez stuff i cant hear and rings a guy with a scroll for a tunnel

so they throw a spazz and throw him out

the end

that was pretty cool

it 14 mins but dont feel it

creative effects

fun ideas

it had the regents of the areas, Edward 7 and Armand Fallieres, played by actors

good refs to past tech THEY say wasn't around

nice coloring

its a solid film

would be nice to hear dialogue but you dont need it

the actions tell the story

glad i saw it

it kinda whizzed by

like the frecnh whizzing in eah other butts

for Tunnelling The English Channel 2 i want it to be the sci fi future world of 1927 and they have artificial men and hovercars and massive buildings and they built a city over the water. most of the film is people in the future with sci fi things like rocket packs and laser guns and theres a bank robbery with guys going around shooting the place up. Also its an 8 bit game on sega master system and game gear, nes and game boy, tg16, Atari lynx and 7800 were you play as a cyber cop and go around the slums of channel city and its like Cyborg Hunter on Master System or zillion.

Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder Review

Note: I Spell like Manjyome Thunder

Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder

This is Ore Samma No Review on Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder from te distant uture year to Siro Ishii of 1995(Te year we got the Power Rangers Movie and Sega Saturn)

Its directed by Takuya Wada who's not on back door, aids bag, sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, frooty booty, gedner offender, Creator hater, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plant wikipdia who begs or money when it lies often

I never saw this but its based on stuff by Go Nagai who' the best writer in Japan

after credits of Liger doing a match and blacking out in the ring, they get him to the changeroom as reporters follow

this is in proper full scree and in good 90s color

so they get his boots of and he sez he'd be ok o compete tomorrow then gets up and  takes his mask off

he's got long tommy wiseau hair and looks a bit caveman

then title

at night a scoter guy wearing a helmet as he's not a gaijin who's god sez you can't, goes to a office to deliver foot or 6500 yen

wait, this is widescreen, gross!

so delivery boy like Fry in futurama sez the final match of New Japan fighting spirit in Kora hall is coming and Liger win easy is last one

he loves Liger n its LIGER the REAL animal, not Rygar, like that booty boy lover site AnimeNewsNetwork calls it

Why not call a sea horse ShiiHooSu?

yatura baka okama kuso gaijin

so delivery boy leaves after talking to Go and Tago wo bought Gyoza and Ramen

the workers take a break after eating and the deadline or haiosa priting is 4 30 or 5 pm and talk of Ligers match

in a White room of White light a guy looks at a glass dome

a chick is looking at something an a guy sez hurry up and give the position to Yoshia

she sez Ligers eyes look different than the Miki match

Yellow shirt is worried of Liger action of but its probably anemia and ge didn't hit his head and she pitties Liger and a guy joined the magazine they work on as  Liger fan but they gotta be pro

oh she was looking a photos on a White light board

delivery boy i think wait its a chick walks with a guy as an upbeat song plays

at a shop for Liger cr-p and a space with a wresting ring

a guy with normal hair gives an interview on how masked wresters gotta be skilled and is nice and watchs tv to relax on days of

a chick i think the one by the light looks at a magazine

at the office they say America WWC champ Nik Stein(Oy Vey) comes to Japan cuz of a wound

the chick sez his face in the photo looks Japanese and at the airport comes Bounty Viper and Yamakawa of NJPW talks to him

In a White Van like oj was in after chopping up all those people, Yamakawa was surprized to get a reply in Japanese and is in charge of disabilitys. he looks for gaijin wrestlers but s=cked at English

He offers Viper a tour of Japan like Kyoto w/Geisha as Viper looks in a mag at wrestlers

Yamakawa carrys Vipers cr-p and Vipers bodguard guy goes out and unmasks and I think sez no interviews and goes up as Yamakawa sez if u got questions call da company and avoid interviews

In a room Viper looking buff wearing only a towel is told by bodyguard is body turned well in Japan as Viper breathes hard

at the ring place guys work out sweaty and train

1 masked guy goes out an unmasks as an old guy come by

masked guy sez its been 2 years since he was at the dojo and dont call me by my real name, its Light Wolf now

what is he? a furry?

old guy sez he ran away a lot b4 and light wolf like light yagami and dick wolf fused was said to be a problematic young player but became soviet mexico champ in AUW

He wants to make a big return to Japan and face Liger and the American Champ

he offers half the bonus for winning to old guy who sees him as a son

2 guys come out of the closet in mean gym and old guy goes in with food

2 guys say he's at the dojo at night and sleeps/eats in it

i think the ring place gym is the dojo

light wolf sez to a guy pumping d0ngz i mean iron "aint that overwork? I wanna face u at ur best" and is told if you dont work hard on your body you get irritated or dependant

light sez he ell after a match but had a check up and pumping guy sez after Riot Wolfs match is over/i'll let you see da hole and agree to have a match

i think liger is in the shower and looks buf but has flashbacks of lightning and spazzes out making animal sounds

oh guys, we need thunderzord power!

and we see his a55 like Jean Claude Van Damme

guys come to the dojo but ligers and no ones there

old guy i think sez mr moga harvested todays material and fruit

chick tries to go in a door but old guy sez miki is on school leave and stops her

the interview can be published the day after tomorrow(When al gore sez the world will end) and the magazine guys leave

old guy talks with Liger of feeling sick and smelling bad(AIDS?!)and sez dont push yourself and you know your body

old guy tries the Liger Mask for a bit and chick is walking with the mag crew and goes off to see a school friend who lives near here

she comes to a guy in a mask and sez its relaxing for how much she's paid(are they gonna b0ne?)

she sez he's been changing dojos or years and i think she sez hes her dad

she sez she grew up w/his influence but he sez he became friends w/him

she shows him liger photos and he gets shocked

she thinks somethings up with Liger as she followed him for years

a kid wants an autograph and chick give him a pen to write to this wiener kid Junichi

that as kinda nice feeling

he sez he dont get whats going on in is body and i think its Liger maybe and leaves but a guy was cameraing him from a bit away

at night Liger dreams of a black void and ten a green outside plant place and a ki w/crippled grandpa going in the woods

kid all ad roll down the hill but granpa does ninja moves to save him

grandpa trains him in martial arts and looks like bien but not devolved as sega like music plays

Grandpa sez the kid Jawashi(Evil Eagle?) is a special human, everyones human like his rents but he's of a different shadow race(Like lizards?)

someday it'll be revealed and Liger wakes up saying he cant recall grandpas secret(recipe of herbs and spices)

at a press thing its said New Japan Pro Wrestling Jr Division IWGP heavyweight division will have Jushin Thunder Liger and A mexico  AUW jr heavyweight champ Riot Wolf(subs said Light before!)and American WWC Jr heavyweight cham Nick Stein.

Bounty Viper was gonna be in it but its a 3 way now

mag guy in yellow shirt b4 but has glasses the whole time so imma call him glasses wants to know more viper who beat Stein

he's told it was a non title fight and he thought he had enough strength but got booked by a promoter in soviet los angelas

its said Nick got injured and we see i think Viper doing push ups in a dark room to show he's evil

bodyguard sez viper blood is 100% pure and viper works out harder

we're only al an hour in? that kinda dragged. but not much happened.

at this ring viper meets Liger and walk of

wolf sez he's gonna beat liger and then we get the super triangle 1st where riot wolf cems out and shows off

then Bounty Viper comes in and it plays dark bells and music

Then comes Liger and it plays theme msuic

each player chooses a rope under a blanket and pulls and then remove the cloth over em to show viper vs wolf

liger rolls out and teres a prowrestling match with wolfs kick doing zippo

he jumps off the ring thing to knock viper over and the fight goes out of the ring where wolf is wailed on

its back in the ring and viper slams wolf around as chick with camera sez vipers eyes are like ligers then

is htis like devilman lady the anime with jun Fudos eyes?

viper uses a dangerous move that liver is shocked by and then bounced around the ropes to beast on wolf

then throws him in the air and knees the back of his head

drs check wolf and liger runs up

wrestlings real guys, people get hurt, like in plays and movies and ballet

and its real, i saw it on tv, like the moon landing

so liger looks at viper but viper goes on and chick crys

don't worry, he's gonna be ok, he just needs some rest, there's a hospital planet nearby, i can see the parachutes, he's ben sent to the next dimensionm

so the super triangles cancelled and outside chick shows liger the eye photo but its evil and she wants to know whats going on

liger dont know whats up and sez is dream told him past memories

he asks to find out about viper and not vic viper nor vic mignona the Italian Stallion

i think liger calls viper goes out and at night by the water meets liger

liger asks why'd he kill wolf whos like a kid bro to him

viper sez when he saw liger he new they were alike but ligers not complete and they are humans but someday he'd understand

liger gets mad and asks what its for but viper sez money/blood festival

liger grabs him but is beat down and viper makes demon faces and sounds then leaves

liger recalls grandpa saying the shadow race must not be exposed and his mission is to live quiet

if you live like a beast(gaijin?) the shadow race is a monster but they must never fight them as they are it too and destined to compete for love a shadows fighting shadows

kid liger sez maybe grandpa is waiting for em here in a dark woods

grandpa sez ligers a shadow and grandpa can live w/o it and forget all that happened til now, but remember he saw justice power in liger whos protected by light. shadow/light are twin bros, so go/never look back like Lots wife in Sodom

this light in the background s seen and liger kid leaves as shadow guys get grandpa

they look like oni or Kilokhan in super human samurai syber quad and liger wakes up sweaty

as it lightnings outside as lightning is light and thunder is sound, we see chick with a jushin liger figure and looking outside

in the day she comes to work and finds a paper on viper then runs to the hotel to see him

te bellhop dont tell her which room for security but she sees him in the lobby and asks if he's Azami from weekly gong cameraman?

shes told no interviews but s sez she not interviewing but wants to now his past

he sez he has no past and at the office glasses gets a call

chick sez she looked into is past in America and asks why'd he ice wolf and what of liger?

viper sez he'd give her the same end

she sez theres pro wrestling rules but he throws her down and sez dont touch me/i have no rules

at the office she sez she's Aizawa and hears ligers gonna face viper

you know, for a wrestling movie, theres not much wrestling

this nerdmo sez as the triangle match was cancelled viper aces a singles match of 300 00$ sept 27

ligers match is from player request and the reporters wig out

she runs to the dojo to tell liger viper iced a guy in an underground match in a bar in America in 92

also he was in eye rack in the marine corp special ops unit

Liger don care and she whines of him killing wolf and how liger might be iced too

he wants to find who he is by fighting him and we get a montage of them making the ring to 80s guitar and i think piano thats cool

i never knew it was woo boards under it

chick come to see him in is dark change room to encourage him

he sez no matter what he becomes, he wants her to love liger

he dont want him to bite it and a guy calls saying beat viper whos of the same blood and get the prize. voice was all over earth or pro wrestling and has chums in Japan but tis is a 100% pure blood fight

he wont fight liger with 25% blood is flowing 75% is from humans and he's the brain

his friends cause trouble all over earth and its their job  but he looksforward to a fame blood match

ligers moved and masks up the punches a hole n the walls a55

he comes out to theme music the Viper comes to dark ominous sounds looking effing jacked

his bodyguard is dressed like a priest with a cross and amish hat

announcer sez liger is 170 cm and 98 kg but i dont speak metric

he ref frisks em and they fight with viper having 1 eye painted like glitter glam rock

they pose a bit then lock hands and viper overpowers liger who kicks um and fights

it happen again and we otta have life brs to see who's doing better

liger hits him to no effect then gets beat on and his head nearly twisted off like analyze this with the wench

then he's lifted and slammed but evades a stomp

liger gets him in a leg lock but viper grabs his face and gets out

after liger gets f'd and throw and beat on the kicks out of a pin and gets beat on

liger kicks him down then pins but gets out and stomps him

after more fighting bodyguard interfears by grabbing ligers legs and viper gets the edge

viper throws ref down and the fight is outside the ring and beats on liger with a chair

ligers being strangled from behind but the crowd cheers for him and he gets out

then things go trippy and viper slashes him but ligers mask eye is ripped and he has an autism attack

lightning hits and it goes strobe and he fights viper then runs out

at night 2 drunk guys wander around and liger with glowing viper rushes by

the guys think its them being drunk and the liger and viper are glowing spheres clashing in the city like dbz or urotsukidoji

they fight in a ruined building and viper has claws

viper vibrates and devolves into a demon reptile yokai thing to beat on liger who's punches do nothing

he strangles liger holding him up and throws him but liger rips of his mask and scream then glows light as light things go in him and he digivolves into some rubber power rangers monster

he beats on viper with totally not The Guyver looks and is this factory? its always the final battle in a factory

viper goes invisible as i guess he can do that then jump attacks liger who goes up stairs and railings

chick comes by as i guess she somehow knew were they went

ligers hit by invisible viper but doesn't spit on him to see where he is as that would be smart

he uses a forehead eye like the occultists do like yugioh and senses him to punch him and turn him sown

viper sprays liquid in his face and beats on him so chick tackles viper and is thrown off

liger gets a ki boost and does the crotch to face Kekko Kamen move to slam Viper in the ground but Liger has no parts as I assume they're retractable

liger remembers wolf and grandpa and face palms viper who pukes blood and dies

bodyguard comes in and whines while seeming pretty slimy and devolved

he screams and has an autism attack as liger in beast mode hugs chick and soft music plays

lightning hits bodyguard and he catches fire like Ozaki in Urotsukidoji

chick begs liger not to leave her but he jumps off and turns to a glow spere and flys of

se sez he vanished, noting changed, she quit the editorial department and is seen with a cross necklace in the dojo

at sundown she sees Junichi in a liger mask as a 90s soft song plays

then we see liger on i think a rooftop and he turns to the camera and credits play to 80s music

the end

that was pretty good

im not into wrestling and much was talking and build up

but it has good effects and some cheeze

nice music and the acting is good

nothing like the tv anime Jushin Lier but not bad

good refs to darker things like non humans among us

Not sure how much Go Nagai did but this wans't bad

its only like 92 mins but decent

glad I saw it

For Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder 2 I want him to take on the dark shadow guys who take over a city and use the people as slaves for making devolvers tha turn humans into their minions. Also its a 128 bit action game like Sonic Adventure but a beat em up on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and [s2 where you use powers to take on these things and get more abilities.

The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon Review

Note: Space is fake, so no need to spell right

The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon

This Is my review on The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon from the diatant future year to abe lincon who burns in h-ll for is crimes of 1907(100 years bore Transformers Season 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky

I never saw this but according to back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, gender offender, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, Creator hater, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia, its a queer film, but they claim liberace was a booty boy despite him winning a leagal case, and Wikipedia goes by whatever girly mem ay despite all logic if he wans to feel like a chick.

after title we see a clown looking guy in a robe with designs on it and polishing something

a medieval looking guy in a tunic like Link in Zelda comes in and sends him out

they are in a big stone building with crazy designs and items like the scythe angel or a ladder going up(Like Jacobs ladder?) or small stools

yea they TOTALLY made this massive epic building with pre horse and buggy guys, no ancient tech or anything like flying machines, trust the official story, til it changes

so these eurotrash guys in tights with telescopes come in and line up

a geezer in a robe with a beard and hat comes in and clown/tunic guy help him out his robe

he gets to a pulpit to teach and waves his arms like an italiano on expresso while looking in a book

who wrote that book? isn't this the alleged 1600s?

tunic guy slept in class and gets woke up

clownmo brings in a black board or African American board as THEY want us to say

maybe ebon board like Yugioh doing Ebon Sun or Ebon Arrow

rope guy draws the sun and moon but 1 student draws on robe guys back

the board as under the scythe seeing as it lined up by it

the scythe angel bangs its arm on the clock as an alarm and the students run to the window to look at the alleged sky with their telescopes

robe mo goes on the ladder with clown mo and tunic mo to a higher room like ascending to a higher plane to see beyond

theres a star globe with dots for stars on it and a huge a55 telescope

they see in the sky the eclipse but look directly at it which otta burn out their eyes

they look at it with telescopes which otta f their eyes more like soviets b0ning their eye holes in the skulls

we see he clouds move and a face on the sun and a face on the moon, both guys but the sun is clownlike

theres a circle between em and 6 lines from it in a hexagram points

the moon comes close and looks effin gay as the sun licks his lips for the comming

the sun moves in as both make queer faces

the sun goes behind the moon and there's a black shadow around the moon

moon makes faces seeming bored as i guess demon clown sun is bad at butt stuff

the moon makes mouth and tongue moves as the sun exits

this is turning into kuso miso technique

sun moves on making faces and moon moves away looking frooty

this takes a while

then the camera pans down and not gt pan with her long b00bs hanging out of her small red top

then title sez the wandering stars

we see a 6 point star saying venus go by and it opens to have a chick inside

are the alleged stars vehicles with operators in em?

Remember Shadow Raiders/War Planets?

then a few comets with shooting stars and chicks riding em

sailor starlights, tage on

then a yokai dude on a 5 pointed star facing down as in dark occultism

he goes by I think Saturn which has a white beard man in rags on it

a sliver of the moon with a chick with a bowl thing on her head like a sideways C like a crescent moon used by Samurai bumps into the 5 point yokai

the yokai guy is a roman looking dude and Saturn comes by and jumps into her too

then the roman and beard guy are on the sliver moon as their star vehicles leave

the sliver rocks back and forth and shooting star chic come by to laugh

then text sez an unexpected bath

we see white things falling and i think its like the thing rm the Bible of the end times that happened in the 2nd coming that ended the roman empire and started the millennial reign

then we see an overlay of images and video of chicks in dresses with stars on their heads flying around

1 in a graven idol look like paganism

theres a shower of sparks and the telescope using the higher room are looking and the sun area is a black void like some cosmic thing blew it

robe mo looks out the window with his telescope as if getting a few feet closer will make a difference and falls into a barrel of water outside head 1st and seems to get stucl like his head hit floor

well, hes brain damaged

gpnna be droolin an j=rkin of on the floor

the students in the window look at him and laugh then jump down with the tunicmo and clown mo to help him out

he's spazzing out and seems ret=rded by his head hit so they bring him back in

he's in a chair with points and dazed and fall out and thy dry him off the wing out the napkins

he sneezes a lot and they get him blankets and pillows hen he's on the floor and they get him back in the chair

the end

that was interesting

good effects for the time

it had some queer seeming things, but it is French and they are that way

a lot of occult and hidden meanings

the robe mo getting brain damaged was like icarus going too close to the sun

creative idea

if you know what it means, you can see the meaning of the coded messaes

glad i saw it

its not bad

For The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon 2 I want the professor robe guy to be a brain damaged dude drooling an sh==ting himself and goes on crazy inner mind journeys to recover is broken brain. Also its a 128 bit 3D action game like Zelda and on Sega DreamCast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 wee you go around beating the damage in the brain that is sketchy monsters and after clearing the boss, the brain recovers and you get new abilities back

Sightseeing Through Whisky Review

Note: I spell drunk but never do booze cuz I watched Power Rangers in the 90s

Sightseeing Through Whisky

This is my eview on Sightseeing Through Whisky from te distant future year to American Icon Patty Cannon of 1907(120 years before the 80s Robotech Movie)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks

i never saw his but im reviewing tis guys films, which are pretty good despite his disability o being a frenchmo

Atfer title we get these ruins with pillar and arches like the Greek or roman or olde worlde during the millennial reign before the little season of deception

these people in explorer helmets come in with a guide who's probably tellin of the olde world and its high tech

1 of em a a gross devolved possible woman or man in a dress cuz he got b0ned in the mouth and went nuts like that abridgers woman

el devolvo lay down an goes to sleep on the floor like a junkie as the group goes on

then some soviets come in and b0ne her dead

jk really a guy in a tuxedo like the demon worshippers circus's are based on, stay and gets booze

after chubbing I mran chugging or a while and spazzing out a alcohol causes issue and you stumble around, can't use fine nor gross motor skill, can;' walk., can't talk

its like you got brain damagk

now I have a lot of awful thoughts, but I keep em sealed away

don't wanna say or do something I'd regret

is like Pandora's Pox I mwan Box

so he blacks out and this chic in a head cloth and robe comes in to wake him

so cloth chick waves her arms like a spazzmo and this steam boils from an item

it summons a White being with a staff and a big coin with a face on it

coin being summons a fountain with 3 chix in it and this feels like Sailor Moon meets Yugioh with the Lightlords

You think the lightlords in yugioh' realm of light is like the Paradise the Holy went in another higher realm?

drunkmo wants the chix but they wink out b4 he gets em

biblical bearded guys come in as do women prancing in white dresses with wands and flowers on the end

he dances around but falls as he's hammered and the Bible guys shove him on his monkey a55 as the chix go

the bible guys bring in a donkey or jacka55 like dat african from 2008-16 in the Land of the free he tried to devolve

this roman guy in a robe and with laurels in his hair and wine comes in and gives him gold containers and cup of liquor

a55 and friends leave so guys in poofy outfits bring in this box of items maybe high tech cr-p

it turns into a multisced spark barfing thing with a fence when he touches it

chick waves at it to wink it away and drunkmo jumps out

he wants food and is gonna go so robe chick throws him down and summons a gold thing with 5 chicks on it positioned like the Olympic rings as THEY are into evil

a light dressed chic with b00b protectors comes in a White veil and lays down on the devolved chick

he lays on her and it fades to real life and hes h=mping the ugly alleged chick who beats him with a broom and the guide comes in, beats on him and they leave

the end

that was pretty cool

shows how devolved the French are

drinking and lusting

good refs of the not really ancient past or bible and millennial reign

maybe this guy is psychic or the booze made him see things

when mind altering substances are used, the spiritual defences go down so dark forces can access

like pagan tribes licking toads or smoking cr-p to commune with spirits

according to back door, aids bag, soy boy, beta male, gender offender, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, frooty booty, Creator Hater hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung u based on plants, Sodom bottom, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wikipedia, wo renames crazy peoples made up names but not lakes and guls officially renamed, the donkey guy was a pagan god of wine

good use of occult and real things that many probably ad recall o back then

remember, napolean and 1812 happened around the same time and many past cities were blown out

and this was the 1900s

the effects were nice and the acing fit the time

glad i saw it

its better when you know what THEY tried to hide

For Sightseeing Through Whisky 2 I want the guy to get outta jail and in other wind dont give him visions, so he finds this bottle had a secret chemical that let him see beyond. He takes another bottle and uses it to find a Japanese underworld thing of Yokai and has to try t escape, but 1 grabs him and gets to our world and the yokai come through him as a portal to the world. Its revealed the booze the pagan god gave him mutated him to let yokai in and he jumps in a volcano to seal it. Also its a 128 bit action game on sega Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you play as him in the realms and trying to get to he volcano

Good Glue Sticks Review

Note: I Spell like glue eaters

Good Glue Sticks

This is my review on Good Glue Sticks from the ditant iture year to Oscar Wile of 1907 (120 years before Transformer Zone)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art.

I never saw this but this frenchie often does good films but also dark occultism like Yugioh

After title we see a stand selling cr-p and a guy n a cr-ppy hat with a beard

i think its a gaijin or one of THEM

guys come up and e has a sign saying The Best Glue

Don't at glue, its made of horses and not kosher

imagine gluing your butt closed and eatin a lot of foreign food to build pressure til you blow out?

so some alleged people or frenchies buy the glue and e gives a demonstration o brushing some on a paper and sticking another paper on it

2 guys looking maybe like cops or train guys like yugioh zexal with anna and her trains b0ning guys by driving em in the anus

the devolved duo move away the people in White from buying the glue and gain store owner wis out like a soviet lover hearing the good America did and sends em away

gaijin store guy goes out with a container of some fluid as we see the duo going by a bench and statues like in rome or Greece or the millennial reign

they go to sleep and old ands as in europe its not queer like wearing a speedo or kissing guys like italianoes do

they sleep in public outside? must not worry of crime or guys b0ning em in their sleep, like a paradise with no evil

gaijin comes by and paints their sleeves then makes a sound to scare em to bump into each other and stick

is this where we got Stuck On You by the Super Farley Bros?

they stumble around trying to figure out how to move as a swam of alleged humans or frenchies come in and laugh at their disability

they take off their coats which ae probably ruined and the coats did no wrong

and then taking of stuck clothes makes em smarter than Honda in Yugioh Season 0 as in the manga his coat got caught and he stayed behind to die in Kaiba's Death T Par instead of taking it off as hes a effin dumba55

they go after the gaijin store glue man who returned to his store laughing at the guys he wronged

as 2 wrongs make a right

hes packing up and replace up with fudge and its France

the duo comes in and catch him and wrestle him to the round as a guy carrying newspapers falls over seeming like Mr McFeeley in Mr Rogers

they hold him down and pour the glue in his a55 to seal it forever so nothing goes in and nothing goes out

jk really they paint his back and stick him to a wall

is this them stringing him up?

the hairy gross gaijin spazzes out all 4 limbs like the bug it is so the alleged humans or frenchies pry it of the wall door thing with sticks

i think its butt pants came off so he dont show the camera his rotting hairy a55 with bites taken out rom his rituals

they put newspaper on it and that thing skips town to spread its plague to other places

the end

that was petty fun

sorta like a long mentos commercial

its fitting of the 1900s and as res to hidden things lie the statues and them trusting to sleep in public as if used to a moral ara tul this gain came in

good message of removing malefic forces with their own evil

glad I saw it

For Good Glue Sticks 2 I want te gain to come to a town and spread poison glue to mutate people into demons so th cops gotta beat the evil outta em and take out the gaijin who uses his poison to devolve into a big ross hair yokai. Is also a 16 bit Beat Em Up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA were up to 4 players are cops with holy limb guards tat beat the evil outta the devolved,

The Knight Of Black Art Review

Note: I spell like not batman

The Knight Of Black Art

This is my review on The Knight Of Black Art from the istant future year to Shutendoji of 1907(100 years before transformes season 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire

I never saw this like many of this guys films but he does good stuff with a lot o occultism

after title we see a stone inner building made TOTALLY by pre horse and buggy guys and some musketeers come in

wait its 1 and theres some possible chicks but its hard to tell wit frenchies being so sissy

musketeer take of his cloak an blade and as the possible chicks throw em up but they don't come down

imagine if they threw up in each others butts?

A reverse Human Centipede!

he has 1 possible chick get big hoop rings and a table he puts 1 on then a cloth over it

he puts the other ring on it and presses em to make a drum thing

like king piccolo making drum in Dragon Ball

and both Nameks and frenchies are like hermaphrodites

unlike manly soviets and curvy soviet chicks they b0ne

he paints a face on the drum with a smile which is weird as frenhies aint happy, often from feminism or crippled dna

he used black magic to aim its arm at the drum and the face gets happier

ten punches in its eyes and pulls out booze bottles

Sonic Sez Beer is NO good!

then punches in its mouth and pulls out long cloths for a while

then pulls live birds outta its mouth

is this a dimension hole?

he shows theres noting in the other side only a drum and ring

then puts it back and pulls out mouth cloth

wait its dresses like french men like to wear

after a buncha dresses from h-ll he pulls the cloth off the drum and clones the alleged females by moving 1 to the left 1 to the right and there's others like em behind em

then throws dresses on em and it cuts to em wearing dresses

they walk in a pattern probably for leaving ki trails to link em or spell things like a Transmutation Circle in FMA by American HERO Vic Mignogna

they line up and pull of the dresses to a cut of ten in em and out em then vanish

the musketeer and last alleged woman tie the last ring to 4 White strings from above(occult symbol)

he has the assistant alleged female sit under it and waves him hand to have a guy summon from the ring above it

its a chick in a clamshell like The Birth Of Venus from the alleged castlevania days but clothed

then has her sink back into the gate

was that the assitants stand like in jojo?

the assistant stands in the ring but is shoved down by musketeer mage

they take it of the strings and he gets on a pedestal then runs the rung over him

the ring vanishes then he turns semi clear and the ring moves over him to vanish him

its on 2 White Stri9ngs like the 2 witnesses at the end before the last thing in The Bible

he umps out behind the alleged chick assistant and gets the ring, pulls it in 2 and lines em up, then gets on a bk thats summoned and rides off

the end

that was pretty cool

more magic and tricks that i wasn't expecting

some occultist refs and themes

no words, only visual

like Sonic 3 and Knuckles

I liked it and you can tell when they changed the film or cut away to fake it

but its entertaining

you may think "did they have bikes bac then?" but temples have carvings o men on bikes and of dinosaurs

look it up, its real

For The Knight Of Black Art 2 I want the families of the chicks he vanished to go on a hunt for him to get em back. They go to his place after a trip and into his dimension of weird tim burton la blue girl cr-p. Also its a top down 4 player Zelda like game on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you go around the quest to find him and the quest in the demon realm for the 2nd part and go from 1 square screen to the next like Zelda 4 swords.

The Genii Of Fire Review

Note: I Can Spell On FiRe, Like The AIDS Of SoDoMy

The Genii Of Fire

This is my review on The Genii Of Fire from the distant future year to pharaoh Atem of 1908(120 year bore the 2n Rootech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late

candy a55 Wikipedia sez its got occult refs but the directer was not in the demon club but his dad was in similar groups

I never saw this and its suppose to say Genie but the French cant spell and don't got souls

Outside a cave with pillars of carved stone a chic worships

an older couple comes by with the guy having a huge schnozz and moustache and the woman looking mature like the kind who b0ned high school guys

i think they may be royal with fancy outfits

she wants to go in the cave but he don't

the chick worshipping is really a dude as i didn't see its face

he trys to warn em that something will f their eyes but then goes

she goes in pulling him and in it are triangle signs in the architecture and in the walls

the doorways are like 10 feet tall, probably for giants or other demons like sasquatch or oni

these beardo and turban guys like the ones that ruin other countries come in with alleged females on the other side in White like The Klan would do later

they catch the couple and head beardo has tribal guys in skull face with torches and long loincloth or diapers

the tribesman hold em down they the doors open to a fire in it that turns to a demon yokai thing that walks out with a maybe red bodysuit and turban and long beard

it wiggles around and curls its arms around its legs to aim butt at camera then does the splits

it stands up and more/sparks burst behind it for a bit then raises a huge wine glass like for a giant

a chick in a pointy hat comes out and I think the sparks f'd out the couple eyes

she poofs away and the area with the door is gone to show an open circle room that has steps leading up, like a temple in a sonic game

the tribal guys cartwheel out and the head beardo has em bring in a huge wine glass with things on the sides they detach like dragon graven idols

these women dressed roman are hanging on the sides and middle behind it and burst into spark flames that shower on the couple

k now they're eyed are f'd out and the glass is gone

is this like soviet india with the guy cooking out slum kids eyes with a spoon in slumdog millionaire?

or gypsies mutilating Human kids to use for begging like The Man Who Laughs?

the couple and cult step toward the camera creppily with arms out and the couple leaves the cave

they pray for help and he devolved guy who tried to stop em comes by seeing they're f'd

he uses i think secret herbs and spices on their eyes to heal em so they go of and he yells in the cave

the end

that as pretty good

I'm not in any demon cults so I don't know how accurate this is but it seems like something They'd do

good effects for the time and it gave me the creeps with the cult marching to the camera

the demon effects were interesting and good pyrotechnics

I think the guy at the start may be an angel guarding the cave temple like Zelda and keeps em in

pretty cool film and pretty freaky

and it didn't need cg lol

For The Genii Of Fire 2 I want the couple to have trained in holy arts and lead an attack on the demon temple but the demons and cult members in it ight back. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar  and GBA where 1 player is the guy and the other is the chick in holy armor and taking on various demons as bosses while exploring the deep temple.

Why That Actor Was Late Review

Note: I spell etter tan ators do on celeb jeopardy

Why That Actor Was Late

This is my review on Why That Actor Was Late rm the distant future year to American HERO Nathan Bedford Forest f 1908(120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography

I never saw it but this was kinda before movie stars but i think they had play actors then

if you believe e official story of alleged history

after title we get actual words saying knocking down managers

in a bar with painted on bottles on the walls like the simpsons these guys drink

a big guy with a bowler hat, coat and smoke gets up and goes but bumps people who fall over

in the real version he b0ned em dead

outside with stores painted on the walls we see a 10 foot tall thing like a phone booth with a leaf or peal like dome and point, probably some olde worlde thing

theres a 1900s car and a cart stops by it with a guy looking over its cr-p

a guy carrying a buncha boxes is shoved over like the soviets b0ning people dead by the big guy who gets in the car as is victims leave

the driver open the front to f with and big guy gets out to check then back in and they eventually drive our

a cop stops em and big guy gets out to hassle the cop then this long phaIIic car like a rocket car in some sci fi thing comes in

big guy stands on the back of it an it drives off

cop hassles 1st driver and he gets to effing the front of the car

at some building or plays or w/e these people go in and out and not only the butt

big guy gets there and shoves over a waiter or w/e holding cr-p

i think its a movie studio and he nocks things over and is rough like a soviet

he shoves over guys on stairs and theres a lot of shots besides 1 room like most of the directors other things

he gets to his dressing room and a guy helps him get changed and put on a wig

a buncha freaks in 1700 costumes come in and b--ch at him

he throws white power probably nose candy at em hen goes to perform

the end

that wasnt bad

good physical comedy

surprised it had so many scenes and word cards

good action

not much to the story

could be a mentos commercial

show how the French are rude and bossy and cr-ppy

its a decent film

For Why That Actor Was Late 2 I want hi to be at a nose candy party and notices he's late but has a more berserk thing goin around town beating on people and taing bits outta em in a drugged up rampage. Also its a 32/64 bit game on Sea Saturn, N6, ps1 and 3do where you play a the guy and go around like Postal but 3rd person an plays like Fighting Force or w/e the game that was almost Streets Of Rage 4 was and gotta get to there before time run out but have the option to wreak havoc and time stops as you beat people, up for some reason

Long Distance Wireless Photography Review

Note: I spell long as in wrong

Long Distance Wireless Photography

This is my review on Long Distance Wireless Photography from the ditant fiture year to Christopher Columbus The Italian Stallion o 1908(120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop

I never saw this but I'm doin his surviving films and this is next

in a lab this target hat beardo an long beard beardo work a a chick runs around

a boy comes in and lets in a geezer couple

long beardo looks like Rasputin n waves is hands around italiano stlye

they bring in a picture of a machine and a smaller piture of chicks in dresses who he probably wants to b0ne like a soviet

beardo Rasputin spin a wheel behind it and puts a black screen up then pulls a lever and shows the dress chicks on the screen

they move and he turns it off and puts he equipment away

he puts it back and in a frame and as a chick in a dress come out then run the machine and a 2nd girl in a dress is on the black frame screen

its like yugioh arc v but not efing awful

the frame chick moves and fade out then Rasputin gx go's with the equipment and put this old lady's face on the screen

ew its missing teeth!

must be French

he clelebrates with geezer and puts him on the seat then runs the machine but a demon ape clown face shows up on the frame

is that his true forme?

i lnew the French were evil

marquis de sade, Trudeau, Robespierre, macros, alleged Trudeau jr

we need a cure or being french

we can put it on the trash, so when they b0ne the trash they evolve

or rot into black fungus

if they had souls they wouldn't be French

so demon geezer goes mental and busts the lab but gets zapped by the machine he grabbed as he's a dumba55 and his hair stands up

his skin falls off and hes the ape clown demon and he falls back to h-ll where the french came rom

jk really the alleged humans laugh at him and Rasputin GT turns it off

old lady gets her coat removed by the wheel in a cut away rom 1 frame to the next and se leaves with her demon husband lookin giIf as the others laugh at them

the end

tat was interesting

it predited projecting video like tv and internet

the aids bag wikipedia page of this whines of guys liking chicks in this like its bad

a thing showing the true self is interesting like THEY LIVE which I thougt of recently

clever effects and style and creative vision predicting things

I assume the tech here was based on real things rom the past tech which was more advanced and probably still can be done

Pretty good thing

For Long Distance Wireless Photography 2 I want the beardo guy to make a thing where it shows a projection of the people at a town hall and reveals their true selfs. Seeing they're exposed, they devolve to their real forms and try to wipe out the town, so the beardo inventer has a power armor made and battles em. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sea Genesis, Snes, TG16 Atari Jaguar and GBA were you play as up to 4 guys in armor and fight the demon ape clown people

In The Barber Shop Review

Note: I don't get haircuts

In The Barber Shop

This is my revirw on In The Barber Shop from the didtant future year to Ivan the Terrible who did the right thing a those animals iced is fam like The Punisher, of 1908(120 years beore Rootecg Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village

I never saw this but its probably what Barbershop is based on with that guy ice cube or w/e

but i never saw that either so its non canon

after title we see a barber shop with 1 guy sharpening a blade and 2 guys on 2 patients or w/e air cutter victims are called

the guy and female who got cut are happy with their hair and leave

a chick in a black cloak comes in but then a blicketee black guy played by a french or human actor

he reachs for the woman in blacks thicc booty as i guess he wants to b0ne it

she swats him away and hes all dancey and wiggley

he trys again but falls in the barber chair and keeps checing out the older atter woman who wears black

imagine going to anti soviet Teas with all the 600lb blobs?

the barbers work on the africanized non American and the White woman in black he lusts for and the womans hair is let down

i can see this guy being the kind who starts j=rkin off in public if he sees a chick hot enough

the film quality changes and looks more washed out as homie's barber gets a spinning thing to buff his hair

while talking to a woman the homie's barber buffs his ace

so woman in blacks hair is dark now like going ss4

homie got the black buffed of him and now is White or albino or vitiligo

he looks like a devolved mr bean and the womans barber looks lie a less devolved groucho marx

he don't want the woman now who seem to have caught his blackness, which is a thing on race and which groups go after what

deeply political for 1908

ex homie laughs at the woman who had his condition a bit before

e gets her irish up an lings powder, possibly nose candy, like a devolved chick throwing her waste at the restaurant that told her the toilet is for customers

she leaves to find a cure and the barber trio laugh and low dust

the end

that wasn't bad

pretty 1900s it thats how people thought

may comedy is cruder today but tis was more lite

good surprise of her getting revitiligo lie Uncle Ruckus

plus maruta and gaijin have similar adds

didn't know black was contagious

Michael Jackson hung out with Donald Trump and got the thing

Guess that why in the 1800s they wanted us to stick to our own kind

lol

But this was quick and fun

glad i saw it

Better than law and order SVU bein mostly White Straight men as the bad guys

For In The Barber Shop I want the woman to be wandering around france eating garbage and poors as she looks for a cure. The priest sends her on missions to aid others and by helping others, learns how people have it worse, then she's cured. Also its a 128 bit game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 were you go around the slums of france and do quests like cheap Zelda.