Rogues' Tricks Review

Note: I'm not an X Man

Rogues' Tricks

This is my review on Rogues' Tricks from the distant future year to Lot from Sodom of 1907(100 years before Transformers Sason 4 in America)

This is my review on Under the Seas rom the ditant future year to Beethoven o 1907(100 years before Robotech I mean Transformers Season 4)Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas

I never saw this before but its easier to review one of these 1900s films than a 140 min modern movie

after title card we see a home with a fanny mirror and a bust on apedastal

2 guys break in by braking a window and opening it

they go in and spazz around ten start takin umbrellas

they open a wardrobe and hide in it

he home owner comes in and sees the broken window

he's got a big a55 beard but not a big beard on his a55

as they're frenchies i think they may be b0ning in the closet in te real version

lusty as a soviet

HOMe Owner looks around as the thieves hide and peek out o the closet every now and then

owner looks in the cloet 1 door at a time and thy say hiddden

the maid/slave/property comes in and e b-=ches at her with waving hands like an italiano

she goes and he looks around then a guy comes in to put in a new window

the crooks escape the closet and are gonna club him but go of to the right

owner leaves to the right and we see the crooks in i think a kitchen

wait its a bath room and they hide under the wood covering on the big a55 tub

and no like the blobs n the learning channel

owner turns on the hot water an the crooks try to open the wood cover

he sees em and keeps covering em and trying to get someone to help him

then sits on the cover but the 2 overpower him and come out with owner falling in the tub and the crooks covering it

they leave and he get ou andspazzes out over the hot water

the crooks escape and knock over the maind and glass boy ten hide in the closet

iwner comes ut with a gun and shoot the maid in the a55 ten spazzes out and the crooks escape the closet and tip it on owner then spazzily escae

owner beats his way ou the back of the closet an keels over

the end

tat was not bad

sorta like a bug bunny cartoon

the director was the owner and this and the sun moon sodomy thing was said to be the only ones he got f'd in

in te others he won

most is done in 1 take and they went to another room to do it in tat take

didn't expect it to go tat way but its a solid

nice comedy thing

For Rogues' Tricks 2 I want the owner to be rebuilt with steampunk cr-p and go on a hunt for them with him wasting crooks he finds on the slums of soviet France. Also its an 8 it game on Sega Master Ssytem, Game Gear, NES, GB, 16, Atari 7800 and Lynx here you platorm and ight like a Batman on NES game.

Under The Sea Review

Note: I I know more of spelling than we now of the deep sea

Under the Seas

This is my review on Under the Seas rom the ditant future year to Beethoven o 1907(100 years before Robotech I mean Transformers Season 4)Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Parmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indin Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped

I never saw this but its a parody Of Jules Vernes 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

this is said to be missing sense but imma do it anyway

it starts with a buncha guys including i think military guys in White lining up as a commander walks around

a fancy guy in a cape and with a long rod(tee hee) is there and I think a king

a guy walks around fancy and has a hat as a chick is there

the army or navy guys put a bridge on the thing to let people go in this vehicle

walking guy goes in after em and hey take the bridge and send him off after closing the man hole(tee hee)

the sub goes down and the military guys leave as the chicks on the platform watching come down to look over the side

after enough depth, light can' reach through water

its a cold black abyss of demons and weird creatures

the sub looking like a weird t=rd goes through he sea with what look like ruins in the background and what looks like a fish man on the let lower side

they go through a dark area with light seaweed lie Leon Neon from the 80s

its bright white in thee as i guess theres another light source in the depths

by this 5 pointed star facing up is dancing sea women(not men(tee hee))

the light unbrightens and theres mermaids by the star

the sea women dance around a while but in the real version were probably b0ning

an those broads keep dancing

what is this? soviet ballet?

eventually they leave and i think the mermaids turn to coral

we see real fish and eventually the sub lands with the a guy looking out the man hole (tee hee) sees fish cut outs go by

he sees the sea dames and goes out under like a mile of water w/o being crushed into goo

this massive fish the size of a bus come in and opens its mouth so he kicks at it and it goes

he walks around w/o any equipment as I guess this is going DBGT with thicc pan underwater vs the green dragon

a big a55 White Crab comes by with moving parts which is pretty impressive for 1907

he touches its claw and it leaves

he goes on then takes of his coat to whip it at something offscreen, maybe censored to cover the TRUTH

hes in a striped shirt like 200 000 leg undr the ea

or 20 000 leagues up yo a55! with my D0NG as Ricard Ian Cox! and Yo But! As the VIRGIN!

he trys taking a peal from a clam ho bites his hand and he jerks it out

more like j=rkin off on the food like the freniches do

he puts his head in some ranches that close on it

he gets out and sniffs an anus or sea flower that extends to his face

he collects something on the round, i think natural nose cany, as its the 1900s, and sniffs it i think

he spazzes around til a swarm of seahorses come by and he trys riding 1 but it gets away

in the real version he tried b0ning it

so all thee sea things come and a multi tentacle thing flails at him

is that a squid or octopus?

so the sea women save him and wait I think they capture him as theres a sea queen

so he's swarmed by sea things and probably b0ned dead

then wakes up in bed under covers, wait he fell head 1st in a bucket and a few guys pull him out

all these people rush in and he acts like he's swimming then tells his tale as they dress him

the end

that was pretty cool

nice effects

another dream story

not at all like the Jules Verne story

a lot is filler like people walking or dancing

its not bad

nice un little adventure

For Under the Seas 2 I want him to keep having dreams of these undersea things so he gets on a real sub to go down. Turns out its a psychic message rom the sea people as he's the chosen one to save em from sea demons. Also uner the sea is powers activate and he can breathe and increases power then battles the sea demons with i blasts rom his hands. Also its a 16 bit game like Rocket Knight Adventures meets Ecco The Dolphin on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA.

How Bridget's Lover Escaped Review

Note: The French are unAmerican, So I o Super American

How Bridget's Lover Escaped

This is Ore Samma No Review Of How Bridget's Lover Escaped from the distant future year to King Solomon of 1907(100 years before Transformers Season 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel

I never saw this but the chick is called Victorine in the Frenchie version

Like nicoline instead of Nicole?

We got a girl version of victor, it Victoria, like the evil queen in soviet England

atfer title card we get another saying the cause of delay

we see a home with a fat lady in a mammy outfit and a moustache guy  in a pith helmet

h helps her get to the table and she sits on his lap with her fat a55 as he hugs her

guess he's a chubby chaser

imagine if he gives her a big hug and his arms sink into her flab like a sack of jello

in another room 3 people, possibly men but its hard to tell with renchies, are at a table

i think the middle ones a chick and they bicker as the french cant be at peace rm their evolution disability

the blonde one rings a bell and has an autism attack as hose frenchies are pretty unbalanced and flip out for no reason

esp the woman, those alleged human s=ck

never breed with those things, it'll damage the bloodline

so blondmo sits for a few seconds then it and the alleged woman go in the other room

eventually the 3rd frenche goes and they find fata55 and moustachio not b0ning but in the real version they might be

wait the lardo hides her butt buddy in a big wood box b4 they come

she fakes being asleep, maybe from diabeetus and they help her as her butt buddy keeps popping up to check

the frenchmoes eat cr-p there, possibly literally as those frechies and their poop fetish, as moustachio tries to lave out a window or something and knocks a big a55 clock on the blondmo

the other 2 frechies leave as moustachio throws blondmo in he box and puts furniture on t the ecapes up the chimney

more drenchies come as we didn't have enough of those crack smoking apes in this, and try to go up the chimney but et blasted by white powder, possibly cocainum

they go back in the chimney and tet sez a very dangerous roof

moustachio gets on the roof with all these big buildings made by allegedly horse and buggy monkeys with tall towers in the background, or 1 at least

on the roof he dumps a thing of white dust in the chimney intead o taking a sloppy dump

then changes clothes with some on a line

then gets his coat o a guy sleeping on the roof, possibly rom drugs

the renchies et up and see him faking being another guy working

then they go for the not him in his clothes but 1 falls in a roof window

they crawl to him and fall off the roof with 1 getting his clothes caught on a spiked fence

in the real version they got skewered on it

a crowd of frenchies comes to help em and  an they're all f';d

mouctacio saps back clothes and returns down the chimney to his fat gf who helps him get on his coat

the door out is locked and he wiggles it then lays on the ground for the swarming in frenchies to trip over him

moustahio and his at g escape and lock the guys in as i guess she was the fam slave

text sez love! love!! love!!! and we see em outside in WHITE GLOVES and he kissed her a bit with her being happy

they have some snuff and smooch lie the gene simmons band and not Richard simmons

the end

that was pretty good

nice lite silly lever comedy

good action

creative ideas

sorta prototype Harold Lloyd or buster Keaton

this guys gf is pretty tubby, its lie my g at 5'3 and 220lbs

but this chick is fatter

glad i saw it

pretty fun lite time

or How Bridget's Lover Escaped I want her to be married and really pregnant and too fat to walk so he has to go out an do errands like buy food and coo it and feed her and hose her off in the backyard like a farm animal. Also its an 8 bit Nes, Gameboy, Master System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari lynx/7800 game where you play as him and do things in a Zelda like thing but 1900s Europe

Tunnelling The English Channel Review

Note: England an rance are both bad guys

Tunnelling The English Channel

This is my review on Tunnelling The English Channel from the distant future year to the evil king henry the 8th or castleania oj, of 1907(100 years before Transformrs Seasn 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon

I never saw this but according to back door, aids bag, wiener cleaner, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, b0ner smoker, frooty booty, Creator hater, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, hippie vegan stoner pta tree kung fu bseev on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia, had a guy talking during he film to explain the cr-p and the brit king was talked in  a britmo accent

in 1907 there was talk of building a unnel between soviet England and candya55 France so boy georges did this

like sewing the butt to another butt

It starts with 2 rooms, 1 let 1 right and left is this 1700s looking thing with right being men in suits

left leaves as right men have a smoke an wine

1 right goes to the left trough a door between em and et changed and ready for bed behind curtails

they go to sleep and the let room has machines, odd for 1907, maybe from the olde worlde? I think these guys are high rank, so maybe THEY saved some?

we see i think a dream o this king on the left on land and airships i think with rocket things like Gamera going across this water to land on the right and some coming the other way

odd as THEY claim we didn't have these then, despite past art showing it before like medieval art and alleged renaissance aving people in flying tings.

also a shadowed over guy on the right and i think ships going across the water

they reach left arms(let hand path?) that extent and shake hands across the water

ten the arms retract and i think theres undersea craft in the water

the guys put  things in the ground and turn em then dig with pickaxes til omen with flags come out

then we see n underground thing of men or soviet England digging a tunnel and hammering an anvil

these royal looking guys come in and i think king struggles with a oickaxe

a guy looking like young bram stokers Dracula uses it ten puts on his big hat and leaves

guess that wasn't the king

the men bring back the machine saying England and dig

on the france side they got a spinning wheel machine and a guy with a briefcase comes in wearing a trenchcoat and i think gives em wine cuz the french love doing bad things like smoking or drinking or b0ning

theres a machine saying vin du like mace windu in star wars and after a drink, the i think prome miniter rides it out then the machins use the wheel thing with hammering pistins to pound rock

eventually both teams meet an use dino might to blow it in red smoke

they meet and hug and dance and wave flags as teres fish above em

later we see a train going the tunnel which might have issue with smoke underground

then gets of a station on the other side with a guy riding the front like the texas from Dr Strangelove

so i think the soviet french leader gets out and teres colored flags

he gets back in and the train goes on.

outside is women drumming in dresses with a salvation army banner

french leader gets out and guys shine its shoes til they're pulled away by brit cops(probably unarmed)to be b0ned dead

the evil king comes in a red cape and bot hug then walk together outside of their demon club meeting

a poor sweeps the ground but is too arrested for no reason, lke making a tweet the commies don't like

they go offscreen and a napoleon at guy meets a guy in a bolwer a then they kiss on the cheek like many euro trash

after the elites go the women in White marching salvation army and goes on

then text saying the revil awakening and we see 2 trains i the tunnel hit each other and blow in red smoke

then after comes in and the left/right room guys wake up spazzing and knock canopy of the beds on themselves

the maids/slaves help em and they go to the left room

a 1700s White outfit/wig guy come in an sez stuff i cant hear and rings a guy with a scroll for a tunnel

so they throw a spazz and throw him out

the end

that was pretty cool

it 14 mins but dont feel it

creative effects

fun ideas

it had the regents of the areas, Edward 7 and Armand Fallieres, played by actors

good refs to past tech THEY say wasn't around

nice coloring

its a solid film

would be nice to hear dialogue but you dont need it

the actions tell the story

glad i saw it

it kinda whizzed by

like the frecnh whizzing in eah other butts

for Tunnelling The English Channel 2 i want it to be the sci fi future world of 1927 and they have artificial men and hovercars and massive buildings and they built a city over the water. most of the film is people in the future with sci fi things like rocket packs and laser guns and theres a bank robbery with guys going around shooting the place up. Also its an 8 bit game on sega master system and game gear, nes and game boy, tg16, Atari lynx and 7800 were you play as a cyber cop and go around the slums of channel city and its like Cyborg Hunter on Master System or zillion.

Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder Review

Note: I Spell like Manjyome Thunder

Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder

This is Ore Samma No Review on Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder from te distant uture year to Siro Ishii of 1995(Te year we got the Power Rangers Movie and Sega Saturn)

Its directed by Takuya Wada who's not on back door, aids bag, sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, frooty booty, gedner offender, Creator hater, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plant wikipdia who begs or money when it lies often

I never saw this but its based on stuff by Go Nagai who' the best writer in Japan

after credits of Liger doing a match and blacking out in the ring, they get him to the changeroom as reporters follow

this is in proper full scree and in good 90s color

so they get his boots of and he sez he'd be ok o compete tomorrow then gets up and  takes his mask off

he's got long tommy wiseau hair and looks a bit caveman

then title

at night a scoter guy wearing a helmet as he's not a gaijin who's god sez you can't, goes to a office to deliver foot or 6500 yen

wait, this is widescreen, gross!

so delivery boy like Fry in futurama sez the final match of New Japan fighting spirit in Kora hall is coming and Liger win easy is last one

he loves Liger n its LIGER the REAL animal, not Rygar, like that booty boy lover site AnimeNewsNetwork calls it

Why not call a sea horse ShiiHooSu?

yatura baka okama kuso gaijin

so delivery boy leaves after talking to Go and Tago wo bought Gyoza and Ramen

the workers take a break after eating and the deadline or haiosa priting is 4 30 or 5 pm and talk of Ligers match

in a White room of White light a guy looks at a glass dome

a chick is looking at something an a guy sez hurry up and give the position to Yoshia

she sez Ligers eyes look different than the Miki match

Yellow shirt is worried of Liger action of but its probably anemia and ge didn't hit his head and she pitties Liger and a guy joined the magazine they work on as  Liger fan but they gotta be pro

oh she was looking a photos on a White light board

delivery boy i think wait its a chick walks with a guy as an upbeat song plays

at a shop for Liger cr-p and a space with a wresting ring

a guy with normal hair gives an interview on how masked wresters gotta be skilled and is nice and watchs tv to relax on days of

a chick i think the one by the light looks at a magazine

at the office they say America WWC champ Nik Stein(Oy Vey) comes to Japan cuz of a wound

the chick sez his face in the photo looks Japanese and at the airport comes Bounty Viper and Yamakawa of NJPW talks to him

In a White Van like oj was in after chopping up all those people, Yamakawa was surprized to get a reply in Japanese and is in charge of disabilitys. he looks for gaijin wrestlers but s=cked at English

He offers Viper a tour of Japan like Kyoto w/Geisha as Viper looks in a mag at wrestlers

Yamakawa carrys Vipers cr-p and Vipers bodguard guy goes out and unmasks and I think sez no interviews and goes up as Yamakawa sez if u got questions call da company and avoid interviews

In a room Viper looking buff wearing only a towel is told by bodyguard is body turned well in Japan as Viper breathes hard

at the ring place guys work out sweaty and train

1 masked guy goes out an unmasks as an old guy come by

masked guy sez its been 2 years since he was at the dojo and dont call me by my real name, its Light Wolf now

what is he? a furry?

old guy sez he ran away a lot b4 and light wolf like light yagami and dick wolf fused was said to be a problematic young player but became soviet mexico champ in AUW

He wants to make a big return to Japan and face Liger and the American Champ

he offers half the bonus for winning to old guy who sees him as a son

2 guys come out of the closet in mean gym and old guy goes in with food

2 guys say he's at the dojo at night and sleeps/eats in it

i think the ring place gym is the dojo

light wolf sez to a guy pumping d0ngz i mean iron "aint that overwork? I wanna face u at ur best" and is told if you dont work hard on your body you get irritated or dependant

light sez he ell after a match but had a check up and pumping guy sez after Riot Wolfs match is over/i'll let you see da hole and agree to have a match

i think liger is in the shower and looks buf but has flashbacks of lightning and spazzes out making animal sounds

oh guys, we need thunderzord power!

and we see his a55 like Jean Claude Van Damme

guys come to the dojo but ligers and no ones there

old guy i think sez mr moga harvested todays material and fruit

chick tries to go in a door but old guy sez miki is on school leave and stops her

the interview can be published the day after tomorrow(When al gore sez the world will end) and the magazine guys leave

old guy talks with Liger of feeling sick and smelling bad(AIDS?!)and sez dont push yourself and you know your body

old guy tries the Liger Mask for a bit and chick is walking with the mag crew and goes off to see a school friend who lives near here

she comes to a guy in a mask and sez its relaxing for how much she's paid(are they gonna b0ne?)

she sez he's been changing dojos or years and i think she sez hes her dad

she sez she grew up w/his influence but he sez he became friends w/him

she shows him liger photos and he gets shocked

she thinks somethings up with Liger as she followed him for years

a kid wants an autograph and chick give him a pen to write to this wiener kid Junichi

that as kinda nice feeling

he sez he dont get whats going on in is body and i think its Liger maybe and leaves but a guy was cameraing him from a bit away

at night Liger dreams of a black void and ten a green outside plant place and a ki w/crippled grandpa going in the woods

kid all ad roll down the hill but granpa does ninja moves to save him

grandpa trains him in martial arts and looks like bien but not devolved as sega like music plays

Grandpa sez the kid Jawashi(Evil Eagle?) is a special human, everyones human like his rents but he's of a different shadow race(Like lizards?)

someday it'll be revealed and Liger wakes up saying he cant recall grandpas secret(recipe of herbs and spices)

at a press thing its said New Japan Pro Wrestling Jr Division IWGP heavyweight division will have Jushin Thunder Liger and A mexico  AUW jr heavyweight champ Riot Wolf(subs said Light before!)and American WWC Jr heavyweight cham Nick Stein.

Bounty Viper was gonna be in it but its a 3 way now

mag guy in yellow shirt b4 but has glasses the whole time so imma call him glasses wants to know more viper who beat Stein

he's told it was a non title fight and he thought he had enough strength but got booked by a promoter in soviet los angelas

its said Nick got injured and we see i think Viper doing push ups in a dark room to show he's evil

bodyguard sez viper blood is 100% pure and viper works out harder

we're only al an hour in? that kinda dragged. but not much happened.

at this ring viper meets Liger and walk of

wolf sez he's gonna beat liger and then we get the super triangle 1st where riot wolf cems out and shows off

then Bounty Viper comes in and it plays dark bells and music

Then comes Liger and it plays theme msuic

each player chooses a rope under a blanket and pulls and then remove the cloth over em to show viper vs wolf

liger rolls out and teres a prowrestling match with wolfs kick doing zippo

he jumps off the ring thing to knock viper over and the fight goes out of the ring where wolf is wailed on

its back in the ring and viper slams wolf around as chick with camera sez vipers eyes are like ligers then

is htis like devilman lady the anime with jun Fudos eyes?

viper uses a dangerous move that liver is shocked by and then bounced around the ropes to beast on wolf

then throws him in the air and knees the back of his head

drs check wolf and liger runs up

wrestlings real guys, people get hurt, like in plays and movies and ballet

and its real, i saw it on tv, like the moon landing

so liger looks at viper but viper goes on and chick crys

don't worry, he's gonna be ok, he just needs some rest, there's a hospital planet nearby, i can see the parachutes, he's ben sent to the next dimensionm

so the super triangles cancelled and outside chick shows liger the eye photo but its evil and she wants to know whats going on

liger dont know whats up and sez is dream told him past memories

he asks to find out about viper and not vic viper nor vic mignona the Italian Stallion

i think liger calls viper goes out and at night by the water meets liger

liger asks why'd he kill wolf whos like a kid bro to him

viper sez when he saw liger he new they were alike but ligers not complete and they are humans but someday he'd understand

liger gets mad and asks what its for but viper sez money/blood festival

liger grabs him but is beat down and viper makes demon faces and sounds then leaves

liger recalls grandpa saying the shadow race must not be exposed and his mission is to live quiet

if you live like a beast(gaijin?) the shadow race is a monster but they must never fight them as they are it too and destined to compete for love a shadows fighting shadows

kid liger sez maybe grandpa is waiting for em here in a dark woods

grandpa sez ligers a shadow and grandpa can live w/o it and forget all that happened til now, but remember he saw justice power in liger whos protected by light. shadow/light are twin bros, so go/never look back like Lots wife in Sodom

this light in the background s seen and liger kid leaves as shadow guys get grandpa

they look like oni or Kilokhan in super human samurai syber quad and liger wakes up sweaty

as it lightnings outside as lightning is light and thunder is sound, we see chick with a jushin liger figure and looking outside

in the day she comes to work and finds a paper on viper then runs to the hotel to see him

te bellhop dont tell her which room for security but she sees him in the lobby and asks if he's Azami from weekly gong cameraman?

shes told no interviews but s sez she not interviewing but wants to now his past

he sez he has no past and at the office glasses gets a call

chick sez she looked into is past in America and asks why'd he ice wolf and what of liger?

viper sez he'd give her the same end

she sez theres pro wrestling rules but he throws her down and sez dont touch me/i have no rules

at the office she sez she's Aizawa and hears ligers gonna face viper

you know, for a wrestling movie, theres not much wrestling

this nerdmo sez as the triangle match was cancelled viper aces a singles match of 300 00$ sept 27

ligers match is from player request and the reporters wig out

she runs to the dojo to tell liger viper iced a guy in an underground match in a bar in America in 92

also he was in eye rack in the marine corp special ops unit

Liger don care and she whines of him killing wolf and how liger might be iced too

he wants to find who he is by fighting him and we get a montage of them making the ring to 80s guitar and i think piano thats cool

i never knew it was woo boards under it

chick come to see him in is dark change room to encourage him

he sez no matter what he becomes, he wants her to love liger

he dont want him to bite it and a guy calls saying beat viper whos of the same blood and get the prize. voice was all over earth or pro wrestling and has chums in Japan but tis is a 100% pure blood fight

he wont fight liger with 25% blood is flowing 75% is from humans and he's the brain

his friends cause trouble all over earth and its their job  but he looksforward to a fame blood match

ligers moved and masks up the punches a hole n the walls a55

he comes out to theme music the Viper comes to dark ominous sounds looking effing jacked

his bodyguard is dressed like a priest with a cross and amish hat

announcer sez liger is 170 cm and 98 kg but i dont speak metric

he ref frisks em and they fight with viper having 1 eye painted like glitter glam rock

they pose a bit then lock hands and viper overpowers liger who kicks um and fights

it happen again and we otta have life brs to see who's doing better

liger hits him to no effect then gets beat on and his head nearly twisted off like analyze this with the wench

then he's lifted and slammed but evades a stomp

liger gets him in a leg lock but viper grabs his face and gets out

after liger gets f'd and throw and beat on the kicks out of a pin and gets beat on

liger kicks him down then pins but gets out and stomps him

after more fighting bodyguard interfears by grabbing ligers legs and viper gets the edge

viper throws ref down and the fight is outside the ring and beats on liger with a chair

ligers being strangled from behind but the crowd cheers for him and he gets out

then things go trippy and viper slashes him but ligers mask eye is ripped and he has an autism attack

lightning hits and it goes strobe and he fights viper then runs out

at night 2 drunk guys wander around and liger with glowing viper rushes by

the guys think its them being drunk and the liger and viper are glowing spheres clashing in the city like dbz or urotsukidoji

they fight in a ruined building and viper has claws

viper vibrates and devolves into a demon reptile yokai thing to beat on liger who's punches do nothing

he strangles liger holding him up and throws him but liger rips of his mask and scream then glows light as light things go in him and he digivolves into some rubber power rangers monster

he beats on viper with totally not The Guyver looks and is this factory? its always the final battle in a factory

viper goes invisible as i guess he can do that then jump attacks liger who goes up stairs and railings

chick comes by as i guess she somehow knew were they went

ligers hit by invisible viper but doesn't spit on him to see where he is as that would be smart

he uses a forehead eye like the occultists do like yugioh and senses him to punch him and turn him sown

viper sprays liquid in his face and beats on him so chick tackles viper and is thrown off

liger gets a ki boost and does the crotch to face Kekko Kamen move to slam Viper in the ground but Liger has no parts as I assume they're retractable

liger remembers wolf and grandpa and face palms viper who pukes blood and dies

bodyguard comes in and whines while seeming pretty slimy and devolved

he screams and has an autism attack as liger in beast mode hugs chick and soft music plays

lightning hits bodyguard and he catches fire like Ozaki in Urotsukidoji

chick begs liger not to leave her but he jumps off and turns to a glow spere and flys of

se sez he vanished, noting changed, she quit the editorial department and is seen with a cross necklace in the dojo

at sundown she sees Junichi in a liger mask as a 90s soft song plays

then we see liger on i think a rooftop and he turns to the camera and credits play to 80s music

the end

that was pretty good

im not into wrestling and much was talking and build up

but it has good effects and some cheeze

nice music and the acting is good

nothing like the tv anime Jushin Lier but not bad

good refs to darker things like non humans among us

Not sure how much Go Nagai did but this wans't bad

its only like 92 mins but decent

glad I saw it

For Jushin Thunder Liger Fist Of Thunder 2 I want him to take on the dark shadow guys who take over a city and use the people as slaves for making devolvers tha turn humans into their minions. Also its a 128 bit action game like Sonic Adventure but a beat em up on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and [s2 where you use powers to take on these things and get more abilities.

The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon Review

Note: Space is fake, so no need to spell right

The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon

This Is my review on The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon from the diatant future year to abe lincon who burns in h-ll for is crimes of 1907(100 years bore Transformers Season 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky

I never saw this but according to back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, gender offender, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, Creator hater, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia, its a queer film, but they claim liberace was a booty boy despite him winning a leagal case, and Wikipedia goes by whatever girly mem ay despite all logic if he wans to feel like a chick.

after title we see a clown looking guy in a robe with designs on it and polishing something

a medieval looking guy in a tunic like Link in Zelda comes in and sends him out

they are in a big stone building with crazy designs and items like the scythe angel or a ladder going up(Like Jacobs ladder?) or small stools

yea they TOTALLY made this massive epic building with pre horse and buggy guys, no ancient tech or anything like flying machines, trust the official story, til it changes

so these eurotrash guys in tights with telescopes come in and line up

a geezer in a robe with a beard and hat comes in and clown/tunic guy help him out his robe

he gets to a pulpit to teach and waves his arms like an italiano on expresso while looking in a book

who wrote that book? isn't this the alleged 1600s?

tunic guy slept in class and gets woke up

clownmo brings in a black board or African American board as THEY want us to say

maybe ebon board like Yugioh doing Ebon Sun or Ebon Arrow

rope guy draws the sun and moon but 1 student draws on robe guys back

the board as under the scythe seeing as it lined up by it

the scythe angel bangs its arm on the clock as an alarm and the students run to the window to look at the alleged sky with their telescopes

robe mo goes on the ladder with clown mo and tunic mo to a higher room like ascending to a higher plane to see beyond

theres a star globe with dots for stars on it and a huge a55 telescope

they see in the sky the eclipse but look directly at it which otta burn out their eyes

they look at it with telescopes which otta f their eyes more like soviets b0ning their eye holes in the skulls

we see he clouds move and a face on the sun and a face on the moon, both guys but the sun is clownlike

theres a circle between em and 6 lines from it in a hexagram points

the moon comes close and looks effin gay as the sun licks his lips for the comming

the sun moves in as both make queer faces

the sun goes behind the moon and there's a black shadow around the moon

moon makes faces seeming bored as i guess demon clown sun is bad at butt stuff

the moon makes mouth and tongue moves as the sun exits

this is turning into kuso miso technique

sun moves on making faces and moon moves away looking frooty

this takes a while

then the camera pans down and not gt pan with her long b00bs hanging out of her small red top

then title sez the wandering stars

we see a 6 point star saying venus go by and it opens to have a chick inside

are the alleged stars vehicles with operators in em?

Remember Shadow Raiders/War Planets?

then a few comets with shooting stars and chicks riding em

sailor starlights, tage on

then a yokai dude on a 5 pointed star facing down as in dark occultism

he goes by I think Saturn which has a white beard man in rags on it

a sliver of the moon with a chick with a bowl thing on her head like a sideways C like a crescent moon used by Samurai bumps into the 5 point yokai

the yokai guy is a roman looking dude and Saturn comes by and jumps into her too

then the roman and beard guy are on the sliver moon as their star vehicles leave

the sliver rocks back and forth and shooting star chic come by to laugh

then text sez an unexpected bath

we see white things falling and i think its like the thing rm the Bible of the end times that happened in the 2nd coming that ended the roman empire and started the millennial reign

then we see an overlay of images and video of chicks in dresses with stars on their heads flying around

1 in a graven idol look like paganism

theres a shower of sparks and the telescope using the higher room are looking and the sun area is a black void like some cosmic thing blew it

robe mo looks out the window with his telescope as if getting a few feet closer will make a difference and falls into a barrel of water outside head 1st and seems to get stucl like his head hit floor

well, hes brain damaged

gpnna be droolin an j=rkin of on the floor

the students in the window look at him and laugh then jump down with the tunicmo and clown mo to help him out

he's spazzing out and seems ret=rded by his head hit so they bring him back in

he's in a chair with points and dazed and fall out and thy dry him off the wing out the napkins

he sneezes a lot and they get him blankets and pillows hen he's on the floor and they get him back in the chair

the end

that was interesting

good effects for the time

it had some queer seeming things, but it is French and they are that way

a lot of occult and hidden meanings

the robe mo getting brain damaged was like icarus going too close to the sun

creative idea

if you know what it means, you can see the meaning of the coded messaes

glad i saw it

its not bad

For The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon 2 I want the professor robe guy to be a brain damaged dude drooling an sh==ting himself and goes on crazy inner mind journeys to recover is broken brain. Also its a 128 bit 3D action game like Zelda and on Sega DreamCast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 wee you go around beating the damage in the brain that is sketchy monsters and after clearing the boss, the brain recovers and you get new abilities back

Sightseeing Through Whisky Review

Note: I spell drunk but never do booze cuz I watched Power Rangers in the 90s

Sightseeing Through Whisky

This is my eview on Sightseeing Through Whisky from te distant future year to American Icon Patty Cannon of 1907(120 years before the 80s Robotech Movie)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks

i never saw his but im reviewing tis guys films, which are pretty good despite his disability o being a frenchmo

Atfer title we get these ruins with pillar and arches like the Greek or roman or olde worlde during the millennial reign before the little season of deception

these people in explorer helmets come in with a guide who's probably tellin of the olde world and its high tech

1 of em a a gross devolved possible woman or man in a dress cuz he got b0ned in the mouth and went nuts like that abridgers woman

el devolvo lay down an goes to sleep on the floor like a junkie as the group goes on

then some soviets come in and b0ne her dead

jk really a guy in a tuxedo like the demon worshippers circus's are based on, stay and gets booze

after chubbing I mran chugging or a while and spazzing out a alcohol causes issue and you stumble around, can't use fine nor gross motor skill, can;' walk., can't talk

its like you got brain damagk

now I have a lot of awful thoughts, but I keep em sealed away

don't wanna say or do something I'd regret

is like Pandora's Pox I mwan Box

so he blacks out and this chic in a head cloth and robe comes in to wake him

so cloth chick waves her arms like a spazzmo and this steam boils from an item

it summons a White being with a staff and a big coin with a face on it

coin being summons a fountain with 3 chix in it and this feels like Sailor Moon meets Yugioh with the Lightlords

You think the lightlords in yugioh' realm of light is like the Paradise the Holy went in another higher realm?

drunkmo wants the chix but they wink out b4 he gets em

biblical bearded guys come in as do women prancing in white dresses with wands and flowers on the end

he dances around but falls as he's hammered and the Bible guys shove him on his monkey a55 as the chix go

the bible guys bring in a donkey or jacka55 like dat african from 2008-16 in the Land of the free he tried to devolve

this roman guy in a robe and with laurels in his hair and wine comes in and gives him gold containers and cup of liquor

a55 and friends leave so guys in poofy outfits bring in this box of items maybe high tech cr-p

it turns into a multisced spark barfing thing with a fence when he touches it

chick waves at it to wink it away and drunkmo jumps out

he wants food and is gonna go so robe chick throws him down and summons a gold thing with 5 chicks on it positioned like the Olympic rings as THEY are into evil

a light dressed chic with b00b protectors comes in a White veil and lays down on the devolved chick

he lays on her and it fades to real life and hes h=mping the ugly alleged chick who beats him with a broom and the guide comes in, beats on him and they leave

the end

that was pretty cool

shows how devolved the French are

drinking and lusting

good refs of the not really ancient past or bible and millennial reign

maybe this guy is psychic or the booze made him see things

when mind altering substances are used, the spiritual defences go down so dark forces can access

like pagan tribes licking toads or smoking cr-p to commune with spirits

according to back door, aids bag, soy boy, beta male, gender offender, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, frooty booty, Creator Hater hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung u based on plants, Sodom bottom, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wikipedia, wo renames crazy peoples made up names but not lakes and guls officially renamed, the donkey guy was a pagan god of wine

good use of occult and real things that many probably ad recall o back then

remember, napolean and 1812 happened around the same time and many past cities were blown out

and this was the 1900s

the effects were nice and the acing fit the time

glad i saw it

its better when you know what THEY tried to hide

For Sightseeing Through Whisky 2 I want the guy to get outta jail and in other wind dont give him visions, so he finds this bottle had a secret chemical that let him see beyond. He takes another bottle and uses it to find a Japanese underworld thing of Yokai and has to try t escape, but 1 grabs him and gets to our world and the yokai come through him as a portal to the world. Its revealed the booze the pagan god gave him mutated him to let yokai in and he jumps in a volcano to seal it. Also its a 128 bit action game on sega Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you play as him in the realms and trying to get to he volcano

Good Glue Sticks Review

Note: I Spell like glue eaters

Good Glue Sticks

This is my review on Good Glue Sticks from the ditant iture year to Oscar Wile of 1907 (120 years before Transformer Zone)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art.

I never saw this but this frenchie often does good films but also dark occultism like Yugioh

After title we see a stand selling cr-p and a guy n a cr-ppy hat with a beard

i think its a gaijin or one of THEM

guys come up and e has a sign saying The Best Glue

Don't at glue, its made of horses and not kosher

imagine gluing your butt closed and eatin a lot of foreign food to build pressure til you blow out?

so some alleged people or frenchies buy the glue and e gives a demonstration o brushing some on a paper and sticking another paper on it

2 guys looking maybe like cops or train guys like yugioh zexal with anna and her trains b0ning guys by driving em in the anus

the devolved duo move away the people in White from buying the glue and gain store owner wis out like a soviet lover hearing the good America did and sends em away

gaijin store guy goes out with a container of some fluid as we see the duo going by a bench and statues like in rome or Greece or the millennial reign

they go to sleep and old ands as in europe its not queer like wearing a speedo or kissing guys like italianoes do

they sleep in public outside? must not worry of crime or guys b0ning em in their sleep, like a paradise with no evil

gaijin comes by and paints their sleeves then makes a sound to scare em to bump into each other and stick

is this where we got Stuck On You by the Super Farley Bros?

they stumble around trying to figure out how to move as a swam of alleged humans or frenchies come in and laugh at their disability

they take off their coats which ae probably ruined and the coats did no wrong

and then taking of stuck clothes makes em smarter than Honda in Yugioh Season 0 as in the manga his coat got caught and he stayed behind to die in Kaiba's Death T Par instead of taking it off as hes a effin dumba55

they go after the gaijin store glue man who returned to his store laughing at the guys he wronged

as 2 wrongs make a right

hes packing up and replace up with fudge and its France

the duo comes in and catch him and wrestle him to the round as a guy carrying newspapers falls over seeming like Mr McFeeley in Mr Rogers

they hold him down and pour the glue in his a55 to seal it forever so nothing goes in and nothing goes out

jk really they paint his back and stick him to a wall

is this them stringing him up?

the hairy gross gaijin spazzes out all 4 limbs like the bug it is so the alleged humans or frenchies pry it of the wall door thing with sticks

i think its butt pants came off so he dont show the camera his rotting hairy a55 with bites taken out rom his rituals

they put newspaper on it and that thing skips town to spread its plague to other places

the end

that was petty fun

sorta like a long mentos commercial

its fitting of the 1900s and as res to hidden things lie the statues and them trusting to sleep in public as if used to a moral ara tul this gain came in

good message of removing malefic forces with their own evil

glad I saw it

For Good Glue Sticks 2 I want te gain to come to a town and spread poison glue to mutate people into demons so th cops gotta beat the evil outta em and take out the gaijin who uses his poison to devolve into a big ross hair yokai. Is also a 16 bit Beat Em Up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA were up to 4 players are cops with holy limb guards tat beat the evil outta the devolved,

The Knight Of Black Art Review

Note: I spell like not batman

The Knight Of Black Art

This is my review on The Knight Of Black Art from the istant future year to Shutendoji of 1907(100 years before transformes season 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire

I never saw this like many of this guys films but he does good stuff with a lot o occultism

after title we see a stone inner building made TOTALLY by pre horse and buggy guys and some musketeers come in

wait its 1 and theres some possible chicks but its hard to tell wit frenchies being so sissy

musketeer take of his cloak an blade and as the possible chicks throw em up but they don't come down

imagine if they threw up in each others butts?

A reverse Human Centipede!

he has 1 possible chick get big hoop rings and a table he puts 1 on then a cloth over it

he puts the other ring on it and presses em to make a drum thing

like king piccolo making drum in Dragon Ball

and both Nameks and frenchies are like hermaphrodites

unlike manly soviets and curvy soviet chicks they b0ne

he paints a face on the drum with a smile which is weird as frenhies aint happy, often from feminism or crippled dna

he used black magic to aim its arm at the drum and the face gets happier

ten punches in its eyes and pulls out booze bottles

Sonic Sez Beer is NO good!

then punches in its mouth and pulls out long cloths for a while

then pulls live birds outta its mouth

is this a dimension hole?

he shows theres noting in the other side only a drum and ring

then puts it back and pulls out mouth cloth

wait its dresses like french men like to wear

after a buncha dresses from h-ll he pulls the cloth off the drum and clones the alleged females by moving 1 to the left 1 to the right and there's others like em behind em

then throws dresses on em and it cuts to em wearing dresses

they walk in a pattern probably for leaving ki trails to link em or spell things like a Transmutation Circle in FMA by American HERO Vic Mignogna

they line up and pull of the dresses to a cut of ten in em and out em then vanish

the musketeer and last alleged woman tie the last ring to 4 White strings from above(occult symbol)

he has the assistant alleged female sit under it and waves him hand to have a guy summon from the ring above it

its a chick in a clamshell like The Birth Of Venus from the alleged castlevania days but clothed

then has her sink back into the gate

was that the assitants stand like in jojo?

the assistant stands in the ring but is shoved down by musketeer mage

they take it of the strings and he gets on a pedestal then runs the rung over him

the ring vanishes then he turns semi clear and the ring moves over him to vanish him

its on 2 White Stri9ngs like the 2 witnesses at the end before the last thing in The Bible

he umps out behind the alleged chick assistant and gets the ring, pulls it in 2 and lines em up, then gets on a bk thats summoned and rides off

the end

that was pretty cool

more magic and tricks that i wasn't expecting

some occultist refs and themes

no words, only visual

like Sonic 3 and Knuckles

I liked it and you can tell when they changed the film or cut away to fake it

but its entertaining

you may think "did they have bikes bac then?" but temples have carvings o men on bikes and of dinosaurs

look it up, its real

For The Knight Of Black Art 2 I want the families of the chicks he vanished to go on a hunt for him to get em back. They go to his place after a trip and into his dimension of weird tim burton la blue girl cr-p. Also its a top down 4 player Zelda like game on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you go around the quest to find him and the quest in the demon realm for the 2nd part and go from 1 square screen to the next like Zelda 4 swords.

The Genii Of Fire Review

Note: I Can Spell On FiRe, Like The AIDS Of SoDoMy

The Genii Of Fire

This is my review on The Genii Of Fire from the distant future year to pharaoh Atem of 1908(120 year bore the 2n Rootech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late

candy a55 Wikipedia sez its got occult refs but the directer was not in the demon club but his dad was in similar groups

I never saw this and its suppose to say Genie but the French cant spell and don't got souls

Outside a cave with pillars of carved stone a chic worships

an older couple comes by with the guy having a huge schnozz and moustache and the woman looking mature like the kind who b0ned high school guys

i think they may be royal with fancy outfits

she wants to go in the cave but he don't

the chick worshipping is really a dude as i didn't see its face

he trys to warn em that something will f their eyes but then goes

she goes in pulling him and in it are triangle signs in the architecture and in the walls

the doorways are like 10 feet tall, probably for giants or other demons like sasquatch or oni

these beardo and turban guys like the ones that ruin other countries come in with alleged females on the other side in White like The Klan would do later

they catch the couple and head beardo has tribal guys in skull face with torches and long loincloth or diapers

the tribesman hold em down they the doors open to a fire in it that turns to a demon yokai thing that walks out with a maybe red bodysuit and turban and long beard

it wiggles around and curls its arms around its legs to aim butt at camera then does the splits

it stands up and more/sparks burst behind it for a bit then raises a huge wine glass like for a giant

a chick in a pointy hat comes out and I think the sparks f'd out the couple eyes

she poofs away and the area with the door is gone to show an open circle room that has steps leading up, like a temple in a sonic game

the tribal guys cartwheel out and the head beardo has em bring in a huge wine glass with things on the sides they detach like dragon graven idols

these women dressed roman are hanging on the sides and middle behind it and burst into spark flames that shower on the couple

k now they're eyed are f'd out and the glass is gone

is this like soviet india with the guy cooking out slum kids eyes with a spoon in slumdog millionaire?

or gypsies mutilating Human kids to use for begging like The Man Who Laughs?

the couple and cult step toward the camera creppily with arms out and the couple leaves the cave

they pray for help and he devolved guy who tried to stop em comes by seeing they're f'd

he uses i think secret herbs and spices on their eyes to heal em so they go of and he yells in the cave

the end

that as pretty good

I'm not in any demon cults so I don't know how accurate this is but it seems like something They'd do

good effects for the time and it gave me the creeps with the cult marching to the camera

the demon effects were interesting and good pyrotechnics

I think the guy at the start may be an angel guarding the cave temple like Zelda and keeps em in

pretty cool film and pretty freaky

and it didn't need cg lol

For The Genii Of Fire 2 I want the couple to have trained in holy arts and lead an attack on the demon temple but the demons and cult members in it ight back. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar  and GBA where 1 player is the guy and the other is the chick in holy armor and taking on various demons as bosses while exploring the deep temple.

Why That Actor Was Late Review

Note: I spell etter tan ators do on celeb jeopardy

Why That Actor Was Late

This is my review on Why That Actor Was Late rm the distant future year to American HERO Nathan Bedford Forest f 1908(120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography

I never saw it but this was kinda before movie stars but i think they had play actors then

if you believe e official story of alleged history

after title we get actual words saying knocking down managers

in a bar with painted on bottles on the walls like the simpsons these guys drink

a big guy with a bowler hat, coat and smoke gets up and goes but bumps people who fall over

in the real version he b0ned em dead

outside with stores painted on the walls we see a 10 foot tall thing like a phone booth with a leaf or peal like dome and point, probably some olde worlde thing

theres a 1900s car and a cart stops by it with a guy looking over its cr-p

a guy carrying a buncha boxes is shoved over like the soviets b0ning people dead by the big guy who gets in the car as is victims leave

the driver open the front to f with and big guy gets out to check then back in and they eventually drive our

a cop stops em and big guy gets out to hassle the cop then this long phaIIic car like a rocket car in some sci fi thing comes in

big guy stands on the back of it an it drives off

cop hassles 1st driver and he gets to effing the front of the car

at some building or plays or w/e these people go in and out and not only the butt

big guy gets there and shoves over a waiter or w/e holding cr-p

i think its a movie studio and he nocks things over and is rough like a soviet

he shoves over guys on stairs and theres a lot of shots besides 1 room like most of the directors other things

he gets to his dressing room and a guy helps him get changed and put on a wig

a buncha freaks in 1700 costumes come in and b--ch at him

he throws white power probably nose candy at em hen goes to perform

the end

that wasnt bad

good physical comedy

surprised it had so many scenes and word cards

good action

not much to the story

could be a mentos commercial

show how the French are rude and bossy and cr-ppy

its a decent film

For Why That Actor Was Late 2 I want hi to be at a nose candy party and notices he's late but has a more berserk thing goin around town beating on people and taing bits outta em in a drugged up rampage. Also its a 32/64 bit game on Sea Saturn, N6, ps1 and 3do where you play a the guy and go around like Postal but 3rd person an plays like Fighting Force or w/e the game that was almost Streets Of Rage 4 was and gotta get to there before time run out but have the option to wreak havoc and time stops as you beat people, up for some reason

Long Distance Wireless Photography Review

Note: I spell long as in wrong

Long Distance Wireless Photography

This is my review on Long Distance Wireless Photography from the ditant fiture year to Christopher Columbus The Italian Stallion o 1908(120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop

I never saw this but I'm doin his surviving films and this is next

in a lab this target hat beardo an long beard beardo work a a chick runs around

a boy comes in and lets in a geezer couple

long beardo looks like Rasputin n waves is hands around italiano stlye

they bring in a picture of a machine and a smaller piture of chicks in dresses who he probably wants to b0ne like a soviet

beardo Rasputin spin a wheel behind it and puts a black screen up then pulls a lever and shows the dress chicks on the screen

they move and he turns it off and puts he equipment away

he puts it back and in a frame and as a chick in a dress come out then run the machine and a 2nd girl in a dress is on the black frame screen

its like yugioh arc v but not efing awful

the frame chick moves and fade out then Rasputin gx go's with the equipment and put this old lady's face on the screen

ew its missing teeth!

must be French

he clelebrates with geezer and puts him on the seat then runs the machine but a demon ape clown face shows up on the frame

is that his true forme?

i lnew the French were evil

marquis de sade, Trudeau, Robespierre, macros, alleged Trudeau jr

we need a cure or being french

we can put it on the trash, so when they b0ne the trash they evolve

or rot into black fungus

if they had souls they wouldn't be French

so demon geezer goes mental and busts the lab but gets zapped by the machine he grabbed as he's a dumba55 and his hair stands up

his skin falls off and hes the ape clown demon and he falls back to h-ll where the french came rom

jk really the alleged humans laugh at him and Rasputin GT turns it off

old lady gets her coat removed by the wheel in a cut away rom 1 frame to the next and se leaves with her demon husband lookin giIf as the others laugh at them

the end

tat was interesting

it predited projecting video like tv and internet

the aids bag wikipedia page of this whines of guys liking chicks in this like its bad

a thing showing the true self is interesting like THEY LIVE which I thougt of recently

clever effects and style and creative vision predicting things

I assume the tech here was based on real things rom the past tech which was more advanced and probably still can be done

Pretty good thing

For Long Distance Wireless Photography 2 I want the beardo guy to make a thing where it shows a projection of the people at a town hall and reveals their true selfs. Seeing they're exposed, they devolve to their real forms and try to wipe out the town, so the beardo inventer has a power armor made and battles em. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sea Genesis, Snes, TG16 Atari Jaguar and GBA were you play as up to 4 guys in armor and fight the demon ape clown people

In The Barber Shop Review

Note: I don't get haircuts

In The Barber Shop

This is my revirw on In The Barber Shop from the didtant future year to Ivan the Terrible who did the right thing a those animals iced is fam like The Punisher, of 1908(120 years beore Rootecg Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village

I never saw this but its probably what Barbershop is based on with that guy ice cube or w/e

but i never saw that either so its non canon

after title we see a barber shop with 1 guy sharpening a blade and 2 guys on 2 patients or w/e air cutter victims are called

the guy and female who got cut are happy with their hair and leave

a chick in a black cloak comes in but then a blicketee black guy played by a french or human actor

he reachs for the woman in blacks thicc booty as i guess he wants to b0ne it

she swats him away and hes all dancey and wiggley

he trys again but falls in the barber chair and keeps checing out the older atter woman who wears black

imagine going to anti soviet Teas with all the 600lb blobs?

the barbers work on the africanized non American and the White woman in black he lusts for and the womans hair is let down

i can see this guy being the kind who starts j=rkin off in public if he sees a chick hot enough

the film quality changes and looks more washed out as homie's barber gets a spinning thing to buff his hair

while talking to a woman the homie's barber buffs his ace

so woman in blacks hair is dark now like going ss4

homie got the black buffed of him and now is White or albino or vitiligo

he looks like a devolved mr bean and the womans barber looks lie a less devolved groucho marx

he don't want the woman now who seem to have caught his blackness, which is a thing on race and which groups go after what

deeply political for 1908

ex homie laughs at the woman who had his condition a bit before

e gets her irish up an lings powder, possibly nose candy, like a devolved chick throwing her waste at the restaurant that told her the toilet is for customers

she leaves to find a cure and the barber trio laugh and low dust

the end

that wasn't bad

pretty 1900s it thats how people thought

may comedy is cruder today but tis was more lite

good surprise of her getting revitiligo lie Uncle Ruckus

plus maruta and gaijin have similar adds

didn't know black was contagious

Michael Jackson hung out with Donald Trump and got the thing

Guess that why in the 1800s they wanted us to stick to our own kind

lol

But this was quick and fun

glad i saw it

Better than law and order SVU bein mostly White Straight men as the bad guys

For In The Barber Shop I want the woman to be wandering around france eating garbage and poors as she looks for a cure. The priest sends her on missions to aid others and by helping others, learns how people have it worse, then she's cured. Also its a 128 bit game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 were you go around the slums of france and do quests like cheap Zelda.

Game Reviews Volume 40 From 2026 Part I

My next bunch of games I did. I lost my 2DS and got a new one and got busy with other things but from January to August I did these ones.

Just beat Goof Troop for Snes on my DS R4. Its a puzzle action game based on the 90s cartoon where you play as Goofy who's slower but does more damage, or his son Max, who's the opposite and kinda worse. There's 5 levels and after you beat 1 you get a 5 image password that stays on if you game over or accidentally start a new one and die off. 1 button kicks blocks or picks up/throws things to beat enemies and when the arms are up, you can catch things like thrown pots or cannonballs. 1 button uses the item and in 2 player each gets 1 but 1 player you have 2 you cycle through with R. I couldn't get it to pause and save states didn't work so I had to use Passwords to return where I left of or leaving the 2DS on Sleep. You have a few lives and get continues with Blue Gems you find but under pots or barrels or whatever are fruit that give Health or Red Gems for extra Guys Get enough fruit and its an extra guy but at 8 it stops giving it out til you get hit. Normally you die in 1 hit and resummon at the entrance of the room you came in. There's puzzles like kicking blocks to a square or beating all enemies or bringing a key to open a door that can be tricky but eventually you'll get it. I struggled with this til I found you can keep going in the same room back and forth, check the pots, get Fruit/1UPs and repeat til full. Using a Continue has you restart the room and on bosses you can't go back and refill lives so keep trying to find a way to do better on full Lifes. After biting it its 1 hit kills til you run outta guys. The game boss is rough but after hours of redoing the last level I eventually got him. Nice Snes Disney Capcom Graphics and the music is good. It could control better with me trying to kick a block and it not working or Goofy spazzing around it. Its meant as a 2 player game but would be harder to synchro with another guy. Glad I finished it but I probably won't do it again. Its kind of an ordeal. I used Goofy as Max is weak. Pits are death no matter HP.

Just beat Hokuto no Ken 6 - Gekitou Denshou Ken Haou e no Michi for Snes on my DS R4. Its a 2D 1 on 1 Fighting game where you use guys from Hokuto No Ken 1 and 2. You choose 1 and fight the rest of em and if you don't use any Continues(You get like 4) you fight a hidden boss, The Thoughts of the Hokuto Ryu Ken successors, which is a gray Kenshiro. A B X Y is attacks, L is Super Move when you build up enough Toki from hitting the foe without being hit much, and has 2 levels for different moves, and R can do some move. The graphics are kinda weird but work but the guys look kinda Devolved in 16 bit. Its not like Street Fighter and often has you smacking on each other til 1 gets enough Toki for a move and does it then repeat. I find ducking and attacking can get em but not against Raoh/Kaioh. I used Rei cuz he's the coolest and after beating it, tried again with Falco and it was easier. Maybe as I knew how to fight em. I did use save states to save time and it may be the only game I know where you can use KuroYasha. The music is good and there's digitized voices that ain't too bad. Its not deep and there's a 2 player and a free mode besides the 1 player game and it plays not so bad but could be better. The toughest guys were Raoh and Kaioh but the game can be beat in under 30 mins on a perfect run. The fights are 1 battle per fight and some things like Mr. Heart's body gulging around is interesting. There's Heart but no Shin and KuroYasha but no Hyo or Han? Who chose this line up? But the characters look and fight different and there's no Mirror Match except Kenshiro vs Shadow Kenshiro. Its kind of a lite game but if you like Hokuto No Ken its fun to see Rei Vs Souther or Falco Vs Raoh. When your Toki is enough you get a colored aura and use L to do the move. Often you can jump over guys and they take a bit to turn around and hit him. Ken can do Muso Tensei which makes him invincible for a bit. Glad I did this one. Its a decent lite game.

Just beat Dune: The Battle for Arrakis on my 218 Sega Genesis Ganes Multicart. Its a Real Time Strategy game base on the book/80s movie where you do 9 missions getting harder each time, usually blowing all enemy buildings. A is yes, B s no but  can have you make another of the last thing made. C is held to speed the curser you move around to click on things and tell it what to do. If you move a unit to a place it stays there and attacks foes who near. You can click on one unit then another to make it follow it and Daisy Chain em to make a Convoy. You play as Harkonen(The strongest)Ordos(Non Canon)or Atreides(The good guys)and some have different units or powers. I used Harkonnen as its strong. You make buildings that do things like Wind Traps for energy or Factory's for making vehicles. You need a Refinery/Harvesters to collect Spice to use as money or you can't do Jack. As you go on you get more options and don't need past ones. Like Pokemon where you don't need Butterfree/Raticate later. The AI is bad so you can trick foes to hit their own buildings if you are behind em. Without using Concrete 1st the building has less HP but you can fix it. Everything moves in real time so you gotta look around but there's voices saying whats up. Turrets attack near enemies and there is Fog Of War where the map is dark til you explore. Sandworms eat 3 of your units then leave but you can kill em. There's Passwords that are real words and the Graphics/Music are well done. It plays well and each side gets 1 Construction Building to make buildings. If its gone, you can't make new buildings but if you get the foe's one its easier to end em. The last round has the enemy use big missiles that can wipe out an area so spread you units from the base and end his palace/Construction things. I like using Launchers to hit from a distance. Its fun and I find myself not wanting to rush to the end but just playing it. Its by Virgin and Westwood who did grand things. Glad I did This.

Just beat Sonic Frontiers on PS4. Its an open world Sonic game where you get the Chaos Emeralds by getting Keys from levels unlocked by Gears from beating enemies/solving puzzles that unveils the map 1 part at a time/gives rails to fast grind across it. The game tells you how to do all the moves and you get Exp by finding bits of data from beat foes or around the area. A new thick is the Cyloop where you hold a button to leave a trail you draw around things to turn on or get free rings/items from the ground. You get Red/Blue fruit to boost Attack/Defense and find Yokai to return to boost max speed/rings. There's purple coins for Fishing with Big The Cat for Tokens to buy these things and Things to get enough to unlock more dialogue with the character of the level. The levels have 4 goals: Beat fast, get enough rings, Get all 5 Red Rings, finish level. You don't gotta do it all but each goal met gets a key and all 4 gets 3 extra keys. You unlock skills with Exp and the camera is the Right Stick but its kinda bad and moves too close or in ways you don't want. Light Dash is down on left Stick but don't work often. The voices are different again but sound wrong at 1st til you get used to em. The story is deep and well made but more serious/less fun. Its like Sailor Moon crystal compared to the good 90s one. You get the Emeralds and go Super to face the Boss then go to a new land and do it again. I hated it at 1st but it grew on me so I liked some parts after adapting. Still its not really being a Sonic Game but trying to be Zelda Breath Of The Wild. You can do things at your own rate/order and get infinite tries/can restart a level as much as you want. In loading screens you practice moves and some parts are Shmups with White/black shots you counter with the same one like Ikaruga or quick time events. They tried to make it meaningful and deep but the camera and control could use work. Its not awful but takes getting used to. Glad I did this.

Just beat Demons of Asteborg on Genesis. Its a 2021 game by Kickstarter that plays kinda like Castlevania where you platform and solve puzzles the beat a boss at the end. Each level has a new item to use that goes away after beating it. Some think you otta keep em like Zelda but this lets each level be more focused and you don't gotta try everything til you figure it out. The bosses often have a 2nd pattern where you gotta end em with the level item. There's autosave after each level and a shop to buy things between levels like extra moves or lives. Falling in spikes/pits sends you back to the entry of the area with a bit of damage but running outta life sends you back to a checkpoint. Game over means back to title screen to reload a save but you only got 3 lives. 1 button is attack, 1 is jump, 1 is magic with a bar that refills. You can change the controls in options and it don't save. The graphics are great an there's 1 Space Harrier level and good dark fantasy graphics like an 80s thing. The music is good and it plays well with showing how to do things at times. I went in w/o spoilers and it was a good choice. The story is good and once you know what to do, its not so tough, but the last level is tricky and needs good reflexes. I got this and Astebros as I got a coupon code for like 10% of from the site from kickstarting DaemonClaw. Its a solid game and worth going into. Glad I did this one. You can go back and forth in some areas to ice the same guys to get life and there's wall jumps like Mega Man X. Also is a roll/slide like Contra Hard Corps with Down and jump that you can evade some things. You can't jump down through platforms though. Its got that 80s PG style where its dark but clean so no mature themes or swearing I recalled.

Just beat Virtual Boy Wario Land on my 2DS. Its kind of a 2D platform thing where you use Wario to go around this ancient temple with crazy tech to get the Key and get to the end of the level then repeat. You can go into the background at times and look at smaller seeming Wario in the distance which can be tricky to see what to do. There's Power Ups with Hats that let you use a button to: flamethrower, glide by pressing left/right w/button or Shoulder Charges with speed and butt stomp harder things by jumping then hold Down on the D Pad. There's Garlic to go to big Wario when small and you can combine the Hat Power Ups to Dragon Wario that lets you do a flame shot that busts stone and can glide. If you touch anything you shrink to small Wario and next hit kills you but I think there's infinite Continues and you lose the hidden Treasure you find in secret places to get a better ending. On my 2DS Emulator the VB plays slow so it took a while and I used Save States. There's mini games between levels to bet money/Hearts to get more and with enough you get extra guys. There's a mini boss before the boss that you gotta avoid its attacks and butt stomp it when it dives into the ground on its underside. There's like 4 bosses you gotta do and they have jumping between fore/background. I hear the game is hard and can see why if played at real speed/not using Save States. Plus some things are hard to see and I used a guide when not knowing where to go a few times. The graphics are good but its black/shades of red. The music I didn't get as its all slowed on this. I liked it and do prefer Wario over Mario but its got some cryptic things. A bit more Polish could make it shine. And you hold L/R to run and can couch/crawl with down. Glad I did this one. Not a big fan of the background jumping as its zoomed out, but this was pretty solid. And ancient tech w/Demon Clown bosses seems kinda occult. There' a time limit an you can go back to past levels but in order/then redo em.

Just beat Jack Bros for Virtual Boy on my 2DS. Its part of the Megami Tensei series by Atlus. You go through like 6 worlds with 60 floors and find Keys to unlock the next Floor while going in a maze like the GB Zelda Games. A button fires an attack like Fireball for Jack Lantern, Snowball for Jack Frost and knife for Jack Ripper. The shoulder button does a super move like Freeze enemies for Frost, Screen Blast for Lantern and slaying all foes on screen for Ripper. You got Time instead of life but getting hit lowers it. Run out and you do the area again from the start. There's more Super Move items you find and Clocks like Back To The Future on NES for more time, which is in seconds and can get pretty high. At the bottom of each area is a boss you beat and get a 4 number password to return to. The graphics are pretty good for Red/black but can be tough to see at times. It plays pretty well and every time you reach a new thing, Pixie tells you whats up, but only the 1st time, as biting it and retrying don't get it back. The story is you're Yokai or whatever out on Halloween too late and gotta get back or be trapped out of your realm. It played really slow on my 2DS so I use Save States so it won't take forever. Its pretty cool and I only bit it once on the spider boss. There's moving statues that zoom in to get you in you cross the path but in some parts the move back and forth so if you stand just right near em after they zoom in, you can get em to keep attacking when you're a bit out of reach. There's power ups like ghosts that block hits like Bakura in Yugioh Season 5, and an invincibility thing that speeds you up and has you blink Red. Its pretty cool and I used Jack Lantern as I like Halloween. Glad I did this one. Its pretty well done an cool. Got that 90s clean horror thing going with no swearing or blood but a good atmosphere. The final boss has 2 formes and is the master of their world but you fight him for some reason.

Just beat Jackal on my 150 Nes games GBA Multicart. Its a top down Run N Gun game by Konami where you play as a Jeep on enemy Turf to beat em 1 button fires the Machine Gun that only aims up and the other is the Grenade that can be Powered up to a missile then again to a Cross Burst that takes out foes in a D Pad Direction +.  You move where the D Pad is pressed, no Tank Controls, and the Grenade always fires where you're facing. You can rescue captives by blowing houses with the Grenade and waiting near em to have em come in the Jeep. If you touch foes or shots you blow in 1 hit and the captives scatter to recollect. You get em to a chopper pad to save em and some houses have 1 guy who upgrades your weapon, but get hit once and its back to square 1. You get 3 continues and a buncha lives plus get more with points. The Arcade had a rotating Joystick to turn and aim when moving. The NES version controls well but its petty tough with1 hit kills. I used Save States and it still took a bit, but it can be beat in like under 10 mins on a perfect speed run. The worst enemies are the Choppers who come in and sniper you. Plus some tanks that spray shots. The music and Graphics are good but the screen don't scroll as well and often I'm close to the edge and enemies pop in. If you fall you resummon where you bit it but using a Continue restarts the level. Its a pretty solid game. I'm not the biggest on top down Run N Gun games like this after Super C but this was pretty good There's like 6 levels each different and Its got that G I Joe or Chuck Norris 80s thing going. Glad I did this one. Oh and you can run over human enemies.

Just beat Sonic Generations on my Sonic X Shadow Generations game for PS4. Its a platform Game and port of the ps3 game for Sonic's 20th Anniversary. You play as past and now Sonic and do reimagined versions of 9 Sonic Games, 3 Genesis, 3 128 bit and 3 modern, Past Sonic is in more 2D trying to be Genesis while modern goes for a more Sonic Unleashed thing. You can jump, boost, spin dash and drop dash plus other things like homing attack, stomp and sidestep. L/R 1 is sidestep but I mix it up with boost R2 so it throws me off. Nice graphics and great music but after like an hour I feel like blowing chunks. Yo Chunks! Get in here! There's skills to equip but you don't need em. After beating both acts of 3 zones once you get challenges to unlock boss keys to face the area boss and get Chaos Emeralds from rival fights or bosses. You can't control the camera and often I miss a spring or fall in a pit over and over. You can get infinite tries and play til you win. Its really forgiving but kinda badly made in parts. Plus it seems the later game levels get worse than the 1st ones. The writing is good but the X Shadow pack censored things like Rouge's bust or dialogue. There's a lot to unlock like songs or art and Chao hidden in levels. I beat it in 5 hours and some parts were fun but some got on my nerves. Glad I did it but not sure I'd do it again. Didn't like Sky Sanctuary with the clouds or Planet Whisp much and the Whisp Powers were kinda bad. Nice to see 2D/3D versions of past games that weren't that way. The voicing was pretty good and you can use D Pad or A Stick. Its not bad and autosaves with a few save slots but could've been better. Good Speed and R2 for past Sonic can be used for Spin Dash but you gotta charge a bit or it ain't as good I like the bright colors and upbeat tunes. A decent tribute to years of Sonic. And getting crushed by spike blocks falling don't end you but does spill rings when using invincibility.

Just beat Sonic X Shadow Generations on PS4. Had to import from Japan from there not being a PS4 one here but it plays in English. Its got a remake of Sonic Generations which is good but gets worse as it goes on. The Shadow part is 6 levels with 2 acts, 1 more 3D 2 more 2D where you go through past games. It plays pretty well and has mostly good control. After you beat both acts and enough levels you unlock the boss room but gotta do challenges like beat a level with 1 ring or go through enough hoops. These are pretty easy at times and once you get enough you get boss keys to face the boss then get a new Doom Power to access more of the area. The Manta and Squid ones I had issue with. The 3D hub world has things to do but the camera is bad. Even after reversing the directions it was too close and made me wanna barf. The graphics and music are great and the story is well done. It got me teary eyed and I related to Maria helping Shadow with his anger. This is why people say Sonic is better than Mario. More edge and more grown up, but still clean.. Took a few hours to get through but its a mostly well made one. It even made the Sonic 06 levels good, probably cuz they actually FINISHED em. You got unlimited tries and regular checkpoints so play til you get good or lucky. There's Chaos Control  to slow time for like 5 seconds and you refill the thing to use it by beating foes. The controls can be changed but only from 1 of 2 schemes. Having X to jump then Square to homing is new but works so you don't accidentally homing it. Its one of the better Sonic games and I'm glad I did this one. It adds to the Shadow story well. The Boost recharges with rings/beating guys and you unlock art or things by fining glowing things in levels then opening chests with em. The game says what buttons to push at times and is pretty forgiving. A solid time.

The New Lord Of The Village Review

Note: I spell anti French, so super human

The New Lord Of The Village

This is my reviw on The New Lord Of The Village from the distant furure year to the Hojo Klan of 1908(120 years before the 2st robotech war)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser

I ever saw it but its also called No Trifling With Love

It starts with guys making cr-p in town like blacksmithing

a 1700s looking guy coms in, tries food and dont like it

probably cuz french food is a55

a fat chick with whipped cream hair is sellin the cr-ppy food and probably eats and b0nes it

1700s homie sees the blac smith who's not blicketee black but in the Netflix or Christopher Nolan version would be

wait i think he is, he look kinda darkish

oh no its the dissny version! We're gonna have gender offenders and wiener cleaners!

A girl dressed like a desert thing comes in and 1700s guy likes her

theres a lot of fat chicks in this. my tall skinny black friend in Texas might like

but he likes em HUGE

5'2 and 550lbs

so the people motion as if something big and maybe round, like an air ship like on French coins of the era.

the blicketee black smith and egg head guy want himto stay but he goes with desert chick

blicketee blacksmith be b--chy by big broads

so desert chic bring 1700a guy to a swamp or tree place, maybe a cave

egg head and blacasaur follow and she stops em with a hand

she summons a cauldron and moves around it then it catches fire

a king in a roman or ancient tunic and moustache comes up as chick walks off then vanishes as the guys grab his cloak, a ref to The Savior and the woman in medical blood issue

a huge boot kicks blacky mcsmith ad a long arm and hand grabs at egg head

a huge crab and i think a lizard in cardboard cutouts come up and wait its a frog

they fall down a pit and ghosts fly over em in White Robes like the Savior after the Transfiguration

they vanish but rise up and i think possess blackington smithers

they rise up tall and possibly like the giants or taller men in the past

they vanish and plants grow then turn into chicks like the Nordic legend o after Ragnarok new people were made from Tree

these chicks in white pants got big butts. my Mexican friends would like en

a 3rd chic comes and summons a display of pagan goddesses and space things like a globe and star aiming down like a pentagram

1700s guy spazzes his arms like an italiano

guys in robes like ancients come in with designs on the rim and bring boxes then bring em out

blacington waves his arms around and got a big hammer

i think 1700s guy got items like food

egg head gets books i think, possibly with forbidden info

1 chick turns back to the ing like the pagan gods turning into various things to seduce others

king guy smacks 1700s guy and he's in cr-ppy clothes while eggmo and blackmo are in better clothes

is this attribute swap? thats a fetish! look at deviantart!

these demony guys with white hoods, black outfits and long faces like birds come in and spazz around

they kick 1700smo away and bring eggmo and blackiemo ad send em out

ten turn to a pedastal and 1 on it and the desert chic comes in to laugh with king

the now rich guys go bac to the town and impress the fat chicks

then the 1700s guy comes in all f'd like the soviets got him and blacmo has him hammer is butt i mean anvil

desert chic comes in and gives him back his clothes as well as return the egg hole and black d0ng

then everyones happy

the end

that wasn't bad

good creative ideas

good occult refs

good effects

acting is nice or 1900s

no intertitles nor sound but it tells the story with movement

i liked it

longer than most o this frenchies work

didn't expect them to return to the status quo, but glad they did

The New Lord Of The Village 2 I want the chicks to find a fat chick and a thin chick and swap weights and they struggle to do things they used to til swapped back. Also its an 8 bit platformer on Sega Master System, Game Gear, Nes, Game boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you play a level in 2 acts 1 as the fat chick 1 as the thin one, then do em in reverse order and with the opposite abilities.

The Miser Review

Note: I spell like one o THEM

The Miser

This is my review on The Miser from the distant future year to the Italian stallion Caligula of 1908(120 years before the 2nd Robotech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers

I never saw it but theres also an italiano comedy called this I've never seen either

both were base on the play by Moliere i never heard of

but the french s=ck and don't belong on my blue and pure world

a few scenes were lost according to bac door, aids bag, Creator hater, gender offender, wiener cleaner, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, b0ner smoker, sodom bottom, frooty booty, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vena pet tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia who censors peoples real names when they make up new ones after going insane.

after title a demony looking guy in a hat in a room counts money

he drops coins and gets em then hears somthing

i think theres a speaker by the wall to communicate

isn't his in the 1600s when the play was made?

they admitting we had higher tech then?

he hides his gold in a dresser as light shines in the room as though a moving ting making it went by

like a flying machine? This is a higher floor isn't it?

he lets in this devolved guy with a puppet like face who needs money

probably for surgery to be a real boy

they spazz their arms around like italianoes and demony guy sends puppet guy out as demony guys hat falls of

are these yokai?

demony guy locks the doors and gets his gold while looking around worried someone else will have it

he wigs out like a soviet ally who found out what they did to German women in 45 and hides the box of gold in a basket then puts cr-p on it

h opens the door and a woman with 2 kids comes in lookin gypsy

I assume she's gonna sell him em for his kind's b0ning rituals

she begs for money and he seems to want her offspring but she dont wanna sell em

maybe he can rent em and give em back when done with using whats left of his thing?

he opens a vault and it cuts to demony guy begging a cook by i think might be a well like a mario pipe and a castle and woods

i guess hey censored him b0ning em

demony guy wigs out and grabs at the cook who shoves its a55 away and walks off to make, b0ne and eat trash

demony guy crawl on the ground like if worms were evil as a pack of frenchis comes in

he gon get f'd by a pack of frenchers!

he gets up, spazzes around and falls in the well but the frenchies save him

you don't get to die, thats too easy, not til we're done with you!

he begs em and they give him a box like the one he hid

he finds gold in a White Bag and shares it with em

wait, no he goes of with it looing lie a D&D monster as they follow

I'm sue he got his money by non evil ways

NOT!!

The End

that wasn't so bad

good make up

they look like oni

i hear in the real play is of a 60 year old rich guy who wants to marry a young woman who his son is into and a mix of things these fenchies got where its resolve by em being related

so... inbreeding?

i mean i they get b0nd by dogs it not as bi a jump to frenchies

like going rom chimp to hog

plus when his gold goes missing he accuses the town and wants all o em locked up

tis guys evil

put him in an oven, cook at 400 degrees til tender, serve to his victims

but his version isn't bad

teres not much to it and it missing some

i can follow the basics but it sems to have cut a lot

but macros do you remember love left a lot from Robotech out

i liked it ad it shows how some people are poisoned by love of money, the root of all evil

For The Miser 2 I want the demony guy to have invested money in making a new type of power armor that let him fight like he's young, and finished in time as there's an uprising between the humans and his yokai tengu demon kind. So he uses the power armor to fight the people trying to purge his demon tribe from the kingdom but they have their own armor from the inventor sharing the data to his friends who were humans too. Also its an 8 bit game on Sega Master System and Game ear, Ns and GB, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you ply a the demony guy and fight the human but in the last level you play a the human who made the suit who regrets making it for you in neo power armor e made to correct his mistake.