Tunnelling The English Channel Review

Note: England an rance are both bad guys

Tunnelling The English Channel

This is my review on Tunnelling The English Channel from the distant future year to the evil king henry the 8th or castleania oj, of 1907(100 years before Transformrs Seasn 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon

I never saw this but according to back door, aids bag, wiener cleaner, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, b0ner smoker, frooty booty, Creator hater, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, hippie vegan stoner pta tree kung fu bseev on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia, had a guy talking during he film to explain the cr-p and the brit king was talked in  a britmo accent

in 1907 there was talk of building a unnel between soviet England and candya55 France so boy georges did this

like sewing the butt to another butt

It starts with 2 rooms, 1 let 1 right and left is this 1700s looking thing with right being men in suits

left leaves as right men have a smoke an wine

1 right goes to the left trough a door between em and et changed and ready for bed behind curtails

they go to sleep and the let room has machines, odd for 1907, maybe from the olde worlde? I think these guys are high rank, so maybe THEY saved some?

we see i think a dream o this king on the left on land and airships i think with rocket things like Gamera going across this water to land on the right and some coming the other way

odd as THEY claim we didn't have these then, despite past art showing it before like medieval art and alleged renaissance aving people in flying tings.

also a shadowed over guy on the right and i think ships going across the water

they reach left arms(let hand path?) that extent and shake hands across the water

ten the arms retract and i think theres undersea craft in the water

the guys put  things in the ground and turn em then dig with pickaxes til omen with flags come out

then we see n underground thing of men or soviet England digging a tunnel and hammering an anvil

these royal looking guys come in and i think king struggles with a oickaxe

a guy looking like young bram stokers Dracula uses it ten puts on his big hat and leaves

guess that wasn't the king

the men bring back the machine saying England and dig

on the france side they got a spinning wheel machine and a guy with a briefcase comes in wearing a trenchcoat and i think gives em wine cuz the french love doing bad things like smoking or drinking or b0ning

theres a machine saying vin du like mace windu in star wars and after a drink, the i think prome miniter rides it out then the machins use the wheel thing with hammering pistins to pound rock

eventually both teams meet an use dino might to blow it in red smoke

they meet and hug and dance and wave flags as teres fish above em

later we see a train going the tunnel which might have issue with smoke underground

then gets of a station on the other side with a guy riding the front like the texas from Dr Strangelove

so i think the soviet french leader gets out and teres colored flags

he gets back in and the train goes on.

outside is women drumming in dresses with a salvation army banner

french leader gets out and guys shine its shoes til they're pulled away by brit cops(probably unarmed)to be b0ned dead

the evil king comes in a red cape and bot hug then walk together outside of their demon club meeting

a poor sweeps the ground but is too arrested for no reason, lke making a tweet the commies don't like

they go offscreen and a napoleon at guy meets a guy in a bolwer a then they kiss on the cheek like many euro trash

after the elites go the women in White marching salvation army and goes on

then text saying the revil awakening and we see 2 trains i the tunnel hit each other and blow in red smoke

then after comes in and the left/right room guys wake up spazzing and knock canopy of the beds on themselves

the maids/slaves help em and they go to the left room

a 1700s White outfit/wig guy come in an sez stuff i cant hear and rings a guy with a scroll for a tunnel

so they throw a spazz and throw him out

the end

that was pretty cool

it 14 mins but dont feel it

creative effects

fun ideas

it had the regents of the areas, Edward 7 and Armand Fallieres, played by actors

good refs to past tech THEY say wasn't around

nice coloring

its a solid film

would be nice to hear dialogue but you dont need it

the actions tell the story

glad i saw it

it kinda whizzed by

like the frecnh whizzing in eah other butts

for Tunnelling The English Channel 2 i want it to be the sci fi future world of 1927 and they have artificial men and hovercars and massive buildings and they built a city over the water. most of the film is people in the future with sci fi things like rocket packs and laser guns and theres a bank robbery with guys going around shooting the place up. Also its an 8 bit game on sega master system and game gear, nes and game boy, tg16, Atari lynx and 7800 were you play as a cyber cop and go around the slums of channel city and its like Cyborg Hunter on Master System or zillion.