Thursday, September 10, 2026

Sightseeing Through Whisky Review

Note: I spell drunk but never do booze cuz I watched Power Rangers in the 90s

Sightseeing Through Whisky

This is my eview on Sightseeing Through Whisky from te distant future year to American Icon Patty Cannon of 1907(120 years before the 80s Robotech Movie)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks

i never saw his but im reviewing tis guys films, which are pretty good despite his disability o being a frenchmo

Atfer title we get these ruins with pillar and arches like the Greek or roman or olde worlde during the millennial reign before the little season of deception

these people in explorer helmets come in with a guide who's probably tellin of the olde world and its high tech

1 of em a a gross devolved possible woman or man in a dress cuz he got b0ned in the mouth and went nuts like that abridgers woman

el devolvo lay down an goes to sleep on the floor like a junkie as the group goes on

then some soviets come in and b0ne her dead

jk really a guy in a tuxedo like the demon worshippers circus's are based on, stay and gets booze

after chubbing I mran chugging or a while and spazzing out a alcohol causes issue and you stumble around, can't use fine nor gross motor skill, can;' walk., can't talk

its like you got brain damagk

now I have a lot of awful thoughts, but I keep em sealed away

don't wanna say or do something I'd regret

is like Pandora's Pox I mwan Box

so he blacks out and this chic in a head cloth and robe comes in to wake him

so cloth chick waves her arms like a spazzmo and this steam boils from an item

it summons a White being with a staff and a big coin with a face on it

coin being summons a fountain with 3 chix in it and this feels like Sailor Moon meets Yugioh with the Lightlords

You think the lightlords in yugioh' realm of light is like the Paradise the Holy went in another higher realm?

drunkmo wants the chix but they wink out b4 he gets em

biblical bearded guys come in as do women prancing in white dresses with wands and flowers on the end

he dances around but falls as he's hammered and the Bible guys shove him on his monkey a55 as the chix go

the bible guys bring in a donkey or jacka55 like dat african from 2008-16 in the Land of the free he tried to devolve

this roman guy in a robe and with laurels in his hair and wine comes in and gives him gold containers and cup of liquor

a55 and friends leave so guys in poofy outfits bring in this box of items maybe high tech cr-p

it turns into a multisced spark barfing thing with a fence when he touches it

chick waves at it to wink it away and drunkmo jumps out

he wants food and is gonna go so robe chick throws him down and summons a gold thing with 5 chicks on it positioned like the Olympic rings as THEY are into evil

a light dressed chic with b00b protectors comes in a White veil and lays down on the devolved chick

he lays on her and it fades to real life and hes h=mping the ugly alleged chick who beats him with a broom and the guide comes in, beats on him and they leave

the end

that was pretty cool

shows how devolved the French are

drinking and lusting

good refs of the not really ancient past or bible and millennial reign

maybe this guy is psychic or the booze made him see things

when mind altering substances are used, the spiritual defences go down so dark forces can access

like pagan tribes licking toads or smoking cr-p to commune with spirits

according to back door, aids bag, soy boy, beta male, gender offender, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, frooty booty, Creator Hater hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung u based on plants, Sodom bottom, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wikipedia, wo renames crazy peoples made up names but not lakes and guls officially renamed, the donkey guy was a pagan god of wine

good use of occult and real things that many probably ad recall o back then

remember, napolean and 1812 happened around the same time and many past cities were blown out

and this was the 1900s

the effects were nice and the acing fit the time

glad i saw it

its better when you know what THEY tried to hide

For Sightseeing Through Whisky 2 I want the guy to get outta jail and in other wind dont give him visions, so he finds this bottle had a secret chemical that let him see beyond. He takes another bottle and uses it to find a Japanese underworld thing of Yokai and has to try t escape, but 1 grabs him and gets to our world and the yokai come through him as a portal to the world. Its revealed the booze the pagan god gave him mutated him to let yokai in and he jumps in a volcano to seal it. Also its a 128 bit action game on sega Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you play as him in the realms and trying to get to he volcano

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