How Bridget's Lover Escaped Review

Note: The French are unAmerican, So I o Super American

How Bridget's Lover Escaped

This is Ore Samma No Review Of How Bridget's Lover Escaped from the distant future year to King Solomon of 1907(100 years before Transformers Season 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel

I never saw this but the chick is called Victorine in the Frenchie version

Like nicoline instead of Nicole?

We got a girl version of victor, it Victoria, like the evil queen in soviet England

atfer title card we get another saying the cause of delay

we see a home with a fat lady in a mammy outfit and a moustache guy  in a pith helmet

h helps her get to the table and she sits on his lap with her fat a55 as he hugs her

guess he's a chubby chaser

imagine if he gives her a big hug and his arms sink into her flab like a sack of jello

in another room 3 people, possibly men but its hard to tell with renchies, are at a table

i think the middle ones a chick and they bicker as the french cant be at peace rm their evolution disability

the blonde one rings a bell and has an autism attack as hose frenchies are pretty unbalanced and flip out for no reason

esp the woman, those alleged human s=ck

never breed with those things, it'll damage the bloodline

so blondmo sits for a few seconds then it and the alleged woman go in the other room

eventually the 3rd frenche goes and they find fata55 and moustachio not b0ning but in the real version they might be

wait the lardo hides her butt buddy in a big wood box b4 they come

she fakes being asleep, maybe from diabeetus and they help her as her butt buddy keeps popping up to check

the frenchmoes eat cr-p there, possibly literally as those frechies and their poop fetish, as moustachio tries to lave out a window or something and knocks a big a55 clock on the blondmo

the other 2 frechies leave as moustachio throws blondmo in he box and puts furniture on t the ecapes up the chimney

more drenchies come as we didn't have enough of those crack smoking apes in this, and try to go up the chimney but et blasted by white powder, possibly cocainum

they go back in the chimney and tet sez a very dangerous roof

moustachio gets on the roof with all these big buildings made by allegedly horse and buggy monkeys with tall towers in the background, or 1 at least

on the roof he dumps a thing of white dust in the chimney intead o taking a sloppy dump

then changes clothes with some on a line

then gets his coat o a guy sleeping on the roof, possibly rom drugs

the renchies et up and see him faking being another guy working

then they go for the not him in his clothes but 1 falls in a roof window

they crawl to him and fall off the roof with 1 getting his clothes caught on a spiked fence

in the real version they got skewered on it

a crowd of frenchies comes to help em and  an they're all f';d

mouctacio saps back clothes and returns down the chimney to his fat gf who helps him get on his coat

the door out is locked and he wiggles it then lays on the ground for the swarming in frenchies to trip over him

moustahio and his at g escape and lock the guys in as i guess she was the fam slave

text sez love! love!! love!!! and we see em outside in WHITE GLOVES and he kissed her a bit with her being happy

they have some snuff and smooch lie the gene simmons band and not Richard simmons

the end

that was pretty good

nice lite silly lever comedy

good action

creative ideas

sorta prototype Harold Lloyd or buster Keaton

this guys gf is pretty tubby, its lie my g at 5'3 and 220lbs

but this chick is fatter

glad i saw it

pretty fun lite time

or How Bridget's Lover Escaped I want her to be married and really pregnant and too fat to walk so he has to go out an do errands like buy food and coo it and feed her and hose her off in the backyard like a farm animal. Also its an 8 bit Nes, Gameboy, Master System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari lynx/7800 game where you play as him and do things in a Zelda like thing but 1900s Europe