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The Boys In The Boat
Thia is m review on The Boys In The Boat from the istant fture year to Ronald Reagan o 2023(6 years berfore the 2n Robotech War)
Its directed by back door george Clooney who did Confessions of a Dangerous MindThe Ides of March
it stars Joel Edgerton from Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith/Zero Dark Thirty/2013 The Great Gatsby/Exodus: Gods and Kings, Callum Turner from 2015 Victor Frankenstein/Assassin's Creed, Ian McElhinney from Rogue One: A Star Wars Story/Krypton, Peter Guinness from Alien 3/1999 Sleepy Hollow/2013 The Bible, Jack Mulhern from nothing I saw, James Wolk from Robot Chicken/Harley Quinn, Hadley Robinson rom nothing I saw, Courtney Henggeler from The Big Bang Theory, Chris Diamantopoulos from 2012 The Three Stooges/Law & Order/Frasier/Boston Legal/The Sopranos/American Dad!/The Kennedys/The Office/Family Guy/Hannibal/Robot Chicken/Justice League Action/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Voltron: Legendary Defender/2019/The Twilight Zone/Harley Quinn, Sam Strike from nothing I saw, Alec Newman rom nothing i saw, Tom Vareyfrom nothin i saw, Bruce Herbelin-Earle rom nothing I saw, Edward Baker-Duly rom nothing I saw, Adrian Lukis from nothin I saw, Glenn Wrage rom savig private ryan, Sam Douglas from Death Wish 3/1989 Batman/Mission: Impossible/The Fifth Element/Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets/King of the Hill/2013 The Bible, Robert Morgan rom nthing i saw, Andrew Bridgmont from The Theory of Everything, Austin Haynes from nothing i saw, an a lo of proably brittish guys not on back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, frooty booty, soy boy, beta male hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a teer in its rear wikipedia who sez shots got no side effects.
i necer saw it but my neighbor said its good
after title an creduits to light musicand boys rowing boats
then we see a guy in 1936 where a guy live in a f'd car and goes to college o something
he needs to pay the other half of his thing but the economy s=cked under demon worshipper fdr
a blonde comes to him saying he had a crush on her and she wants to be a teacher to get away from her bible mom
nowadays she'd get into being an onlyfans h00ker
main guyhears they pay and feed you on the rowing team
coach sez its hard and most wont make it
then a training arc montage of em working out
push it to the lim it
so a reporter sez theres an Olympic thing and main guy asks if it will pay enuff for tuition
oh year hes trying to be an engeneer
later he's at a soup kithen an hee a co team mate or something helping out
coach at home ls to wife about his team membes
in class a team mate is sore from work outs and fall asleep but main guy got woe up by blonde from a smack b4 the flashlight got him
then more training to bi band music
this is in soviet seattle btw
so they name the guys who made the cut and main guy made it
later they go drinking by a campire and sing
main guy goes to see blonde to invite her to boat ride where he shows her rowing tricks
coach se ho each rower does a different part of the boat like a horse pieces in a race
then another montage of the IIIrd time
hearts on fire, strong desire
after guys joking around, main guy coms to boat room an talks with brit coach about working on canoes
them coaches talk how they gotta synchro
latr 1 guy sez girls are nasty but you dont realize it with nice hair and dresses
1 guy the bac up i think plays piano
later1 of the coaches calls a guy in to say he'd got a 2nd chance but if he goes of again he's out
he's put in the calling guy to the bot team and sez his n-ts vibrate when oars hit at different times and they s=ck but coach sez if they f up its over
brit coarch works on the boat with main guy who's mom bit it, ad went off, step mom ha 2 boys and at 14 he left
the team meets the new boat and hey race in 7 days or the pizzas free, if not its a slave
so they race an Washington the main team like Goeoge not of the jungle de ikou, is doing low ut shift into turbo and lets rocket, go galactic, time for time force, and beat the record to win
later thers a party and 1 guy isn't confient enuff to talk to a dame buta guy gives him a boost
1 guy play piano for the team as blonde brings main guy to the girls dorm but the girl saying dont was seen smoking by blonde
she changes as he looks at the wall but ins a card from him year ago
b4 they b0ne the dorm master nocks saying you better not have a boy there and he goes out the window
the coaches watch footage and say there's less boys to choose from for teams
the coaches talk on if the team is good or ready
so a choasch sens the jr team but high ups wanna fire him btu another coach backs him
they're goin to the onlympics and blonde sez dont flirt with new york girls
man guy sees someone outside and its dad who's bac cuz his relative saw a picture in the paper
main guy sez he was 14 but dad sez he was in war then and offers him to work for a dollar a day or row the boat but goes of as he's a cr-ppy dad like in derassi
main guys bummed and is in bed with blonde later but might've only made out
then he takes a train and 1 guy calls him hobo joe
he slugs the guy out an starts violently beating him with bblood flying
jk they scuffle butt he sez its a joke and later coach sez he didn't mean it and his new clothes he jacked from moores as his dad went
the more rowing and the sky is gray but its a colored movie in really widescreen
the 4th montage has him doing cr-ppy but after some cr-p he's cut and stand in takes his place
hes gonna bail but brit coach sez how his grandpa did cr-p making stuff and every piece has its place an the best boats had everything synchro
main guy joe's dad was a quitter but not him
he eventually asks for his seat back as he worked hard and the boat is all he has
coach sez its about the boat and lets him back
so they do the race to see who goes to the onlympics and they're the only jr team
like Piccolo Jr, Garlic Jr, Cell Jr, Goku Jr and Vegeta Jr?
so they win but a gov guy sez they need 5000$ in 7 days or they'd not b able to send em as they dont want em to go cuz they aint of the occult blood lineage or rich or inbred
if they cant raise the funds in fdrs economy then a team they beat goes up
after doing a crowdfunding campaign where even dad chipms in
thy got 4 hours and almost got it but the soviet california team coach guy comes by an gives the rest in a real American style in an i o u as coach's boys deserve it more
then the go to Anti soviet Berlin with jesse owens who was loved by 30s Germans and hated by demon worshipper inbreeer fdr
and German the people are happy to be free of Weimar oppression and the americans wear buster Keaton hats
in the hotel or w/e 1 guy feels cr=ppy and gets rest
in the stadium they meet jesse owens whos racing to show the men back home
they have a race on a sunny day as GErman is a sunny place unlike soviet england or ussr and the winner gets a day off
Americaa wins like 1776 an 1812 and the cold one but th cr-ppy one has trouble lifting his oar
the dr se he has a bug and i hope not ai as THEY int invent it yet but is Dehydrate and if hes not ready in 2 hours they find a better guy
the german ollymppic guy gives his team the best lane and the American worse one despite America wining the better one
so they go to the race and sic one is in but is probaly gonna rupture his plague blood on em
the shouter misses the shot and they start late
they're in last place but like Yugioh or WWF they come back
all right guys, we need thunderzord power
zee fuhrur is oof his axis and its close so they go to a photo finish where they guy develops it an America wins
caller gets the wreath so they pass it on with the sick guy getting it 1st an others touching it
then it the future a main guy has a grankidwho he talks of his rowing career with him sayin they were 1
they walk towards the woods and a blue sky and sunlight the we see a photo of the real guys
then credit to lite 90s pianoy music
the end
that was nice
a positive hopeful upbeat overcoming the ods movie
its got a few swears to keep it pg but its less than The Simpsons
its got hope and goo music and acting and makes you feel nice
i enjoyed it and it lihtened my spirits
glad George made something positive and feel good
its like 2 hours but don't feel it and has goo pacing with not cramming a lot in too little
with the title i thought it was about people rom nam
For The Boys In The Boat 2 i want it to be the 2020s and the grandson is doing the 1st rowing in space. It shows him building a team and some are cyborgs and some are mutants. Also its a 128 bit racing game on Sea Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 where you train the team and recruit members to compete in events in the space games.
