Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Domino Kid Review

Note: I spell like the Ninja Turtles

Domino Kid

This is my revuew on Domino Kid rom the distant fiture year to Shiro Ishii Sama of 1957, wait he was still alive then, an its 50 years before Trasnformer season 4

its drieced by Ray Nazarro wo did Cripple Creek/The Hired Gun

It stars Rory Calhoun who's always standing and walking, from River of No Return/Apache Territory/Young Fury/Black Spurs/Night of the Lepus/Gilligan's Island/The Hired Gun, Kristine Miller from From Here to Eternity/Father Knows Best, Andrew Duggan from Bone/It's Alive/It Lives Again/A Return to Salem's Lot/M*A*S*H/Highway To Heavenm Yvette Dugay from nothng I saw, Peter Whitney from The Rifleman/The Beverly Hillbillies, Eugene Iglesias from Cowboy, Robert Burton from The Band Wagon/The Hired Gun/Seven Ways from Sundown/Birdman of Alcatraz/The Manchurian Candidate 60s ver, Tom London from The Great Train Robbery 1903/Our Hospitality 1923/The King of Kings 1927/All Quiet on the Western Front 1930/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1931/Jesse James 1939/The Ox-Bow Incident/Batman 1943/Calamity Jane 1953/Tarantula from 1955, the kind in real life Roy Barcroft from Billy the Kid Versus Dracula, James Griffith from 60s Batman/Ride Clear of Diablo/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Bullwhip/1960 Spartacus/1962 How the West Was Won, Denver Pyle not Homer I Mean Gomer from The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Andy Griffith Show/The Rifleman/Ride Clear of Diablo/Cast a Long Shadow 1959/The Alamo 1960/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Black Like Me 1964/Bonnie and Clyde 1967/Bandolero!/Cahill U.S. Marshal, unionite Fred Graham from Mutiny on the Bounty 1935/Romeo and Juliet 1936/Adventures of Don Juan 1948/Tulsa/Samson and Delilah 1949/Angels in the Outfield 1951/The War of the Worlds 1953/Demetrius and the Gladiators/20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 1954/Rear Window 1954/Vertigo/The Giant Gila Monster/Seven Ways from Sundown/The Alamo 1960/North to Alaska, and some guy not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, beta male, gender offender, frooty booty, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, Creator hater, hippie vegan stopner peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wikipedia which thinks removing limbs is buts but removing man parts isn't.

I never saw this b4 but its giving on Grit

After a guy caps  a guy at a bar we get credits and title

its in b/w an widescreen

a guy rides in a town on a horses a55 an goes to a cantina

we see him from the back for much of it an he summons a Mexico to get him coffee black then has a smoke

he pays in coin an sez hes passing through like wind from a tract

he checks the clock an is gonna go but Mexico sez theres a gun fight coming

he goes out as mxico canya55ish hides an the town is empty like my butt after a footlong

a horseman comes an shoots off his parts and by parts i mean hat so he counters an ens him

he leaves on his big blac horse an Mexico sez "y u kill him" but h=main uy sez "ask him" an goes off like Kenshiro or Violence Jack

a telegraph sens a messahe writ out about domino kid an its srnt to sherrif where telephraph sorcerer sez he ice a lot of guys

this rich guy n a suit hears domino joined the confederacy and when he came back his fam ranch got f'd and dad iced so hes out for blood D HERO BLOO-D

they found 4 of the killers but he only fights in self defence like Zimmerman or Rittenhouse

there's 3 men left and he don't know the 5th man but suit ont like it

sounds like suit is the 5th man

main guy catches a guy with a gun in the bush as he's effin kenshiro an grills him to fin he works for me salmon  who wants dom stopped

e almons repentant and wants to settle things but dom wants to go there tonight

bushman sez ed wants to settle it so his soul can rest but om sez ed has no soul(He's a dog??)

They go there an dom sens guy in the saloon but watches(he heh heh, butt watches, watching butts) then sneaks in

ed sez get him to my place so i'm ready for him

dom gets bushmaster at the bar and ed comes in as all clear out

ed sez he tried to stop the others and stop the others then tells of other guys an sez 1 might be after him

they seem square but ed pulls a gun and dom ends him

dom rides off on his blac horse with his black hat and black gun but not black parts

he comes to a home and sneaks around but clangs his spurs to attract a guy an beat him out

he goes in an this is like metal hear solid

a Mexico comes y in a big a55 hatso he beats him out

a55hat

he gets in an asks how many of his cattle it took to pay for this

he's asked wo is he an throws a domino an sez he was smarter than ed who he did

the guy wos got a mustache like a p0rn0 star sez he id cr-p in the war an there was a lot of gangs then an he was 1

he trie to keep outta trouble an wanted beef not men from the ranch

he caps om o ens him an ecapes like batman in mas of the phantasm  as he's wounded

guys chase him on horse a55 back in clearly ay but in b/w gray could pass for night

it looks like The Twilight Zone

he goes down a hill an races off

uit i think talks with a chic about a yoynger chic who needs a nan

he has wheat to hip but theres charges that f him an she runs the shipping thing from her dad

suit wants to help the ranchers/farmers do better

chick brings suit to dominos ranch as he wants to fix it up an she aint heard from dom but he sez dom got it icing 2 men

she was doms woman who was gonna marry him but things f'd

so she's in her home and looks at photos while wearing pants like a man or hermaphrodite

the plays beautiful dreamer but not the Urusei Ytsura Movie

dom returns and shes glad

he sez music awoke him and he couldn't die til seeing her

she asks if its over... finished, but he has 1 left who he don't know of as he had to avenge his dad

he came back to get a clue an she's whiny of him wacking guys and being a pro killer an likes wasting guys

he sez his friens here know him but she sez walk own the street an tell me what they say

he rides on his black a55 horse and kids fear him then run

suit talks with sherrif of why fear dom but sees he's here

dom talks to a neighbor nice and stops by the store but dames fear him an 1 guy is glad he's back an lets him have credit to get supplies

dom goes back to the cantina an a nice Mexico friend, or mexichum is nice to him and is glad he helped him b4

a mexichick sees him as a hero for beating bandits like Trump wanting to use missiles on Mexico to top the cartel

he got her an item from Mexico an she does a dance for him

sherri comes by and chats of fining the 5th man and how dom otta quit wen hes ahead

suit is harington and helping ranchers and 5th man might know dom

a mexikid calle pepe like in the simpsons comes by offering to help him as a gunman lasso guy rider but mexichick sez he's full of IT

mexichum oun im outsie days ago w/o a fam and they look after him but hes often out

a drunk shoots holes in the ceiling and dom leave

so later its day and dom goes to see harington as Harrington is giving a chieck to get a guy to make him wheat

harington the suit sez he cant loan im or his ranch as its a cattleranch and he only oes wheat

dom sez that guys land is like his and harington ont like him an ont think he can make the money b4 biting it and only brings ruin

dom puts his gun in haringtins moth and sez" wanna say that again?" then blows his head open

jk really he looks at him and leaves

so om comes by guys blocking a stream for harington on public land an the workers aren't fighters but hired labor

so if the block is busted, harington will put it up again

om returns to town but hears harington is out an he goes to see him trying to turn chick against him

he sez tear down the bloc but harington sez it cost money to make

dom sez tear it down or wear a gun and leaves so chick sez do it or he'd ice him

in canina not incontinent but Mexican food wull do that, sherrif sez he cant side with dom for law issues but sez he otta et bought out by Harrington

dom sez the law didn't get the guys who did his dad but when he solved that problem hes calle an outlaw and Harrington otta leave

sherrif sez if you end him you'd regret it

in the cantns  e tells cic arrnton wants to dry out his ln an force im out

chic sez i he he wates arrngton he'd be a gun wanderer the rest o his life

mexichic has a dispute with a guy wo got KOed an i wasn't looking an mexichum drags the guy out back or Chupacabra to eat

2 gys atch him an bame mxichum over KOin uy an bring him back as KOed guy is up

they get tool to remove hi part or b0ne him like apache soviets

they tie a cloth on his moyth an get a chaon thing in cloth thn beat him

in the real version tey were b0ning him

pepe got dom who scared the guys off an sez it him who beat KOed guy out

later the KOe guy hears theres a shoot out in an hour and dom is gonna be there

mexichum sez h knows the 5thman  ut holds out so dom get angry

mexchum sez its the man he beat out but hes getting too violent

as oms gonna leave see a y wit a hotgun or rifel cme up an i thin its harington

omeone sez hes the 5th man an a gunfit breas out with om taking cover

om tas out a guy but t it in the chest but wack the KOed guy a get treate

ont worry, he's gonna e p, he needs soe est

harington sees he as going home and wasnt gonna cap him

chicffk takes om ac to her place to help him recover

the end

that was pretty solid

good acting

nice filmng

didn't expect the 5th guy to be him

thought it would be the Harrington

it had that love thing added on

good use of him making the right choice

it was only 74 mins but ran 2 hours n grit

45 mins of adds

it goes by at a good pace

its not a million thngs crammed together

i liked it

for Domino Kid 2 I want him to e recovering and bandits are attacking town as hey hear he's own and can go wild. So he trains pepe in his gun kung fu to take em out. Also its a 128 bit game like Shenmue on Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and pa2 with you as pepe and oing missions to get items to help his healing and having Run N Gun 2D levels like Contra. 

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