Wishmaster The Prophecy Fulfilled

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Wishmaster The Prophecy Fulfilled

This is my review on Wishmaster The Prophecy Fulfilled from the itant fiture year to Nixon of 2002(20 years bfore Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directal by Chris Angel who's not on soviet Wikipedia

It stars Tara Spencer-Nairn from Corner Gas: The Movie/The Outer Limits/Breaker High/Puppets Who Kill/The Ron James Show/Degrassi: The Next Generation/Flashpoint/Murdoch Mysteries/Corner Gas Animated/Hudson & Rex, Michael Trucco from California Dreams/Touched by an Angel/Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman/Sabrina, the Teenage Witch/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Big Bang Theory/The Good Doctor, Jason Thompson rom nothing I saw, John Novak from Black Lagoon/Death Note/Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/InuYasha/Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny/Sliders/X-Men: Evolution, Victor Webster from V.I.P./Castle/Drop Dead Diva, Kimberly Huie from 90s Flipper/Chicago Hope/'Til Death/The Parker Andersons, an a buncha guys not on back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, b0ner smoker, banana crammer, frooty booty, soy boy, beta male, wiener cleaner, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu base on lants, queer as a eer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who clams THEY don't got litter boxes in the little boys room for furrys.

I saw this before and part III but not the 1st 2

after title and credits we get text saying God made light then fire but fire made dJinn that give 3 withes an other cr-p

then a montage of 90s looking main chick and due moving into a place to 90s/00s mosic

they go upstairs to b0ne and we see the blondes t-ts from corner gas

after b0ning and bed breaking the draws her like Titanic but good and later go of on  motorcycle w/o helmets like gaijin

then we see i think her coming to a guys place and thinking of her bf when reading a paper

a company f'd em but dont admit it like the needle poison the gov made people take or lose their jobs or agent orange or smokes

she drops something as i think he came onto her but she dont consent an he gets b--chy

a gem was in the thing that broke and when she holds it she sees a fire and the dJinn

lawyer who came onto her sez he' get it appraised an she leaves

he opens a wall safe behind a painting and puts it in but it glows an burns through the bottom

she come home with pizza and covers a motorcycle 

her bf int hungry and is in a wheel chair like THEY wanted one of the Sailor Scouts to be in the American remake

he thinks she was b0ning the lawyer and she sez no but hes focused on b0ning as his parts are dead like drake in degrassi

lawyer finds his lights burned out but the dJinn is in the shadows and lawyer pulls a gun

dJinn offers him his soul for a wish an he sez he WISHED he'd tell wat he wants

dJinn comes out, tanks bullets like Teddy Roosevelt, grabs him, sez he wants the waker to make 3 wishes to free his kind

then carves his face off with nails and wears it to become him, showing a faceless head thats pretty cool

after a shower scene we see corner t-ts again, she covers herself seeing her crippled bf's watching

then show him her lingeree and the door rings but is lawyer really dJinn

he sez he wants to take em to breakfast for a new strategy for the case but crip bf dont wanna go seeing himself as useless an only needing to sign

lawyer demon sez they can do it on his office an eats an apple which has devolved cr-p where he bit and put back

he trys to get crop bf to wish but he dont

at office he sez Caligula was good an he knew him in another life

thats a movie i wanna see, wishmaster 0: Caligula chaos

he trys to get her to wish and she wishes to make em settle the case

he calls a guy who don't know how lawyer his number and warps papers on his desk for 10 millin $$

called guy is b--chy so lawyer has him pull out his tongue and cut of his nose when he signs to stop the pain then fax it over and blow is head out

the guy was doing cr-p to cover he company and, wait hes the opposing lawyer

she gets home an tells crip bf lawyer got 10 million $ but he wants her to leave his dead a55 as he thinks she's only with him for money

dJinn calls to get em dinner for the win but crippe bf don't wanna be extra Wheels

at dinner she comes an sez bf is malcontent and can't deal with cr-p

she wishs her bf can walk again

at home his legs split in cr-ppy 90s cg into bug legs and he walks around as some kinda abomination

jk realy his legs rebuild in him as he spazzes on the ground

a belly dancer performs for the lawyer and main chick then another couple who kiss

a waitress wished someone would kiss her like that and multiple people smooch her

imagine: a guy wished the dJinn would get f--=ked so it bent over and sucked him into its butt d0ng 1st?

they get home and bbf is uncrippled but he's still bitter as he only feels pain in his legs

remember in InuYasha how Kagome wished the Jewel didn't exist?

Why not do that for the dJinn?

Or wish or him to turn good?

so the x rays still show damage but he can walk and main chicks openly black friend is into astrology and other occultism and b0ning

its main chicks shop with openly black friend and a bikini customer asks if she looksfat but is told in the right places

lawyer comes by and is gonna do cr-p later

at home bf is malcontent over thinking she pitied him when crippled and he's worried of b0ning and goes out

theres more to love than b0ning. this isn't a p0rn0 video

once at Yugioh a devolved guy was confused how Imma virgin with a gf

I explained you can love people w/o jamming ur thing in em

he thought I was weird

now he goes by a my little pony name and wears purple and paw gloves and denies The Bible but thinks global warming and evolution are real

yes he likes final fantasy 7, how'd you know?

so at a dinner with lawyer he tries to get her to wish as her last 2 worked

after having wine she's dizzy an makes a wish to love lawyer for who he really is

lawyer has her leave and he's trippy but a fire wall opens and a dJinn appears saying grant the 3rd wish to free em

but he needs her to love him freely or its not love so only she can grant it

What is this? Fairly Odd Parents?

also someone might try to waste the main chick

so lawyer comes by openly black friends place to talk of main chick called Lisa like Robotech

he asks for advice of a dark secret he needs to tell but dont wanna

he's told its all in timing and lisa didn't b0ne in 3 years

in bed at night ex crip starts b0ning her

openly black friend sez try b0ning and what is with this movie?!

pleasue or pain dont matter like h-llraiser or Samantha fox and she wished for killer s=x

openly black friend floats to the wall and screams and i think breaks offscreen

in be the bf turns to the dJinn an she screams an monster on blonde? Urotsukidoji!

its a dream and the next day he hears her openly blac frien isn't picking up the phone so she goes to see

bf looks trough his sketch book and makes a statue of her by carving rock

in a club women wear little in, lawyer goes to wach 5kanks and asks what makes em love?

he's told a big wallet and b0ner and the main dancer can have anyone she wants and does any night

opely black bartender sez he'd sell his soul to be a zit on her a55 and vanishes

pop that jet black zit

lawyer wait its a new guy comes to the shop asking wheres the waker as he needs to stop the 3rd wish. when worker peppersprays him to no effect he uses a blade to off her head with a cool effect

at club bf meets lawyer who trys to get him to wish for the dancer but he wants no part in him

lawyer trys talking of b0ning lisa a wish to beat his a55 but bf sez "on my terms, not urs" and leaves not giving in like Goku or somthing

dancer does a fire act but when he grabs her hand, bouncer tells him to lay off

after dumping a drink on bouncer, he's taken outside and beat on thinking he wants to be beat on as a queer thing

eventyally he wishes lawyer put up a better ight and he goes dJinn and crushes his hand like Kenshiro then cooks the other like Falco and shanks him on a metal rod then throws him in the trash

the other dJinn want him to get on with it and this is like bad h-llraiser

main chick drives almost into the assassin who sez hes gotta ice her an she drives but he chases lie cr-ppy terminator 2

eventyally she crashes a car like a woman driver and runs from a guy who an outrun a car through the woods

lawyer saves her and gets a stick then eggs him on saying he has such power but only use when the 3rd wish is made

somehow a stick blocks a holy sword and they fight but he goes dJinn an se death to a dJinn is the moment b4 rebirth and he makes a blade an they swordfight like cr-ppy power rangers

they drop swords and fist fight or kick an dJinn wins but offers a wish to try again like advance guardian heroes

assassin sez no and gets shanked then warps to the sky in blue light like Cutie Honey Universe

lawryer calls on a cell phone saying its an ex client whos off med and is arrested

so he gets to her place an they kiss an make out and smooch and get to undies and b0ne as dJinn hands are around her

he asks if she loves him for who he is and she goes upstairs to get dressed

he sez he gave her what she wanted an that her bf let her but she wants him to leave

he blasts a hole in the brick wall with ki and the house starts f--king out

wait i think its the other dJinn and the house starts doing possessed like Splatterhouse 2

she asks who he is and he sez a lot of vague cr-p and he needs love to be freed

then goes dJinn and she wigs out and runs as devolved yokai dJinnust through the wall an she falls bac to the main dJinn

he sez hes only a monster if she chooses to see him as it and can wear any body like mystique in x men but not getting chicks pregnent with fake spurm

he shows her his fire prison and sez choose not to look then shows her a park paradise that he can give her anything she wants

bf comes in and dJinn sez love power is wielded by the object of affetcion not victim an he gave bf his legs back and can return the pain

the legs retuning as her 2nd wish and she claims she made no 3rd but he replays her words

only she can grant it and bf pulls a gun from i think openly black friends apartment so he caps lawyer

then turns into bf who bf caps then gf who he hesitates til gf tells him to and dJinn sez u cant kill an immortal with a toy

bf wishes he ha a way to kill dJinn, not that dJinn would die but that he ha a way, not a guarantee cuz hes a dumba55

he gets a holy sword an its too heavy but he swings it and dJinn catches it but cuts his hand in pain then shanks bf with it

dJinn offers her paradice an she dont want it an he sez its linked her to him by the stone

he offers her 1 last chance again an she takes his hand and wants her bf back

he turns to bf and smooches her then he shoves him onto the sword through bf and he falls back into the h-llfire an vanishes

cripple one bf bites it and she leaves the body to go outside, look at the sky and think of him

then walks off with a dead body in her home and the cops will probably come after her for all the cr-p that happened

then credits to a nice song

the end

that wasn't so bad

kinda cr-py but its a direct to video horror sequel from soviet Canada

the effects were ok, kinda low budget but sorta uwe boll 00s cr-p

theres not much action and much is build up but it didnt't offend me

a lot of lust and b0ning or talk of it

the monster designs were cool

good twist of getting the last wish made but not done like something outta league of super evil

its not the gratest thing ever, but its a decent horror sequel

they aint gonna end the world as they wanna be able to have another sequel

Or could do it as a post apocalyptic thing like Urotsukidoji

acting and music are good

didn't expect the bf to get it

For Wishmaster V I want it to start with all 3 wishes being made and the dJinn are released, so the movie is years later and a new hero trying to get a magic item to turn back time and undo the wishes to free mankind from Jinn oppression where its h-ll on earth worse than california. Also its a 128 bit Action adventure game like Zelda on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 an xbox where you play as this tough chick like Red Sonja but with sci fi weapons and go to ancient temples to fin the pieces of a past time machine while slaying guardians to earn em.