The Boys In The Boat Review

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The Boys In The Boat

Thia is m review on The Boys In The Boat from the istant fture year to Ronald Reagan o 2023(6 years berfore the 2n Robotech War)

Its directed by back door george Clooney who did Confessions of a Dangerous MindThe Ides of March

it stars Joel Edgerton from Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith/Zero Dark Thirty/2013 The Great Gatsby/Exodus: Gods and Kings, Callum Turner from 2015 Victor Frankenstein/Assassin's Creed, Ian McElhinney from Rogue One: A Star Wars Story/Krypton, Peter Guinness from Alien 3/1999 Sleepy Hollow/2013 The Bible, Jack Mulhern from nothing I saw, James Wolk from Robot Chicken/Harley Quinn, Hadley Robinson rom nothing I saw, Courtney Henggeler from The Big Bang Theory, Chris Diamantopoulos from 2012 The Three Stooges/Law & Order/Frasier/Boston Legal/The Sopranos/American Dad!/The Kennedys/The Office/Family Guy/Hannibal/Robot Chicken/Justice League Action/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Voltron: Legendary Defender/2019/The Twilight Zone/Harley Quinn, Sam Strike from nothing I saw, Alec Newman rom nothing i saw, Tom Vareyfrom nothin i saw, Bruce Herbelin-Earle rom nothing I saw, Edward Baker-Duly rom nothing I saw, Adrian Lukis from nothin I saw, Glenn Wrage rom savig private ryan, Sam Douglas from Death Wish 3/1989 Batman/Mission: Impossible/The Fifth Element/Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets/King of the Hill/2013 The Bible, Robert Morgan rom nthing i saw, Andrew Bridgmont from The Theory of Everything, Austin Haynes from nothing i saw, an a lo of proably brittish guys not on back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, frooty booty, soy boy, beta male hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a teer in its rear wikipedia who sez shots got no side effects.

i necer saw it but my neighbor said its good

after title an creduits to light musicand boys rowing boats

then we see a guy in 1936 where a guy live in a f'd car and goes to college o something

he needs to pay the other half of his thing but the economy s=cked under demon worshipper fdr

a blonde comes to him saying he had a crush on her and she wants to be a teacher to get away from her bible mom

nowadays she'd get into being an onlyfans h00ker

main guyhears they pay and feed you on the rowing team

coach sez its hard and most wont make it

then a training arc montage of em working out

push it to the lim it

so a reporter sez theres an Olympic thing and main guy asks if it will pay enuff for tuition

oh year hes trying to be an engeneer

later he's at a soup kithen an hee a co team mate or something helping  out

coach at home ls to wife about his team membes

in class a team mate is sore from work outs and fall asleep but main guy got woe up by blonde from a smack b4 the flashlight got him

then more training to bi band music

this is in soviet seattle btw

so they name the guys who made the cut and main guy made it

later they go drinking by a campire and sing

main guy goes to see blonde to invite her to boat ride where he shows her rowing tricks

coach se ho each rower does a different part of the boat like a horse pieces in a race

then another montage of the IIIrd time

hearts on fire, strong desire

after guys joking around, main guy coms to boat room an talks with brit coach about working on canoes

them coaches talk how they gotta synchro

latr 1 guy sez girls are nasty but you dont realize it with nice hair and dresses

1 guy the bac up i think plays piano

later1 of the coaches calls a guy in to say he'd got a 2nd chance but if he goes of again he's out

he's put in the calling guy to the bot team and sez his n-ts vibrate when oars hit at different times and they s=ck but coach sez if they f up its over

brit coarch works on the boat with main guy who's mom bit it, ad went off, step mom ha 2 boys and at 14 he left

the team meets the new boat and hey race in 7 days or the pizzas free, if not its a slave

so they race an Washington the main team like Goeoge not of the jungle de ikou, is doing low ut shift into turbo and lets rocket, go galactic, time for time force, and beat the record to win

later thers a party and 1 guy isn't confient enuff to talk to a dame buta guy gives him a boost

1 guy play piano for the team as blonde brings main guy to the girls dorm but the girl saying dont was seen smoking by blonde

she changes as he looks at the wall but ins a card from him year ago

b4 they b0ne the dorm master nocks saying you better not have a boy there and he goes out the window

the coaches watch footage and say there's less boys to choose from for teams

the coaches talk on if the team is good or ready

so a choasch sens the jr team but high ups wanna fire him btu another coach backs him

they're goin to the onlympics and blonde sez dont flirt with new york girls

man guy sees someone outside and its dad who's bac cuz his relative saw a picture in the paper

main guy sez he was 14 but dad sez he was in war then and offers him to work for a dollar a day or row the boat but goes of as he's a cr-ppy dad like in derassi

main guys bummed and is in bed with blonde later but might've only made out

then he takes a train and 1 guy calls him hobo joe

he slugs the guy out an starts violently beating him with bblood flying

jk they scuffle butt he sez its a joke and later coach sez he didn't mean it and his new clothes he jacked from moores as his dad went

the more rowing and the sky is gray but its a colored movie in really widescreen

the 4th montage has him doing cr-ppy but after some cr-p he's cut and stand in takes his place

hes gonna bail but brit coach sez how his grandpa did cr-p making stuff and every piece has its place an the best boats had everything synchro

main guy joe's dad was a quitter but not him

he eventually asks for his seat back as he worked hard and the boat is all he has

coach sez its about the boat and lets him back

so they do the race to see who goes to the onlympics and they're the only jr team

like Piccolo Jr, Garlic Jr, Cell Jr, Goku Jr and Vegeta Jr?

so they win but a gov guy sez they need 5000$ in 7 days or they'd not b able to send em as they dont want em to go cuz they aint of the occult blood lineage or rich or inbred

if they cant raise the funds in fdrs economy then a team they beat goes up

after doing a crowdfunding campaign where even dad chipms in

thy got 4 hours and almost got it but the soviet california team coach guy comes by an gives the rest in a real American style in an i o u as coach's boys deserve it more

then the go to Anti soviet Berlin with jesse owens who was loved by 30s Germans and hated by demon worshipper inbreeer fdr

and German the people are happy to be free of Weimar oppression and the americans wear buster Keaton hats

in the hotel or w/e 1 guy feels cr=ppy and gets rest

in the stadium they meet jesse owens whos racing to show the men back home

they have a race on a sunny day as GErman is a sunny place unlike soviet england or ussr and the winner gets a day off

Americaa wins like 1776 an 1812 and the cold one but th cr-ppy one has trouble lifting his oar

the dr se he has a bug and i hope not ai as THEY int invent it yet but is Dehydrate and if hes not ready in 2 hours they find a better guy

the german ollymppic guy gives his team the best lane and the American worse one despite America wining the better one

so they go to the race and sic one is in but is probaly gonna rupture his plague blood on em

the shouter misses the shot and they start late

they're in last place but like Yugioh or WWF they come back

all right guys, we need thunderzord power

zee fuhrur is oof his axis and its close so they go to a photo finish where they guy develops it an America wins

caller gets the wreath so they pass it on with the sick guy getting it 1st an others touching it

then it the future a main guy has a grankidwho he talks of his rowing career with him sayin they were 1

they walk towards the woods and a blue sky and sunlight the we see a photo of the real guys

then credit to lite 90s pianoy music

the end

that was nice

a positive hopeful upbeat overcoming the ods movie

its got a few swears to keep it pg but its less than The Simpsons

its got hope and goo music and acting and makes you feel nice

i enjoyed it and  it lihtened my spirits

glad George made something positive and feel good

its like 2 hours but don't feel it and has goo pacing with not cramming a lot in too little

with the title i thought it was about people rom nam

For The Boys In The Boat 2 i want it to be the 2020s and the grandson is doing the 1st rowing in space. It shows him building a team and some are cyborgs and some are mutants. Also its a 128 bit racing game on Sea Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 where you train the team and recruit members to compete in events in the space games.