Those Awful Hats Review

Note: I spell without hats

Those Awful Hats

This is my review on Those Awful Hats from the distant future yar tocapet bagger lincon o 1909(120 years before Robotech season 2)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Sk ies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An Awful Moment/Mr. Jones At The Ball

It stars Mack Sennet from too much to list, Flora Finch from Orphans of the Storm/The Cat and the Canary 1927, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/An Aful Moment, John R. Cumpson(sounds like p0rn0) from Romance of a Jewess/Mr. Jones At The Ball, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An awful Moment/Mr. Jones At The Ball, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement/The Song Of The Shirt, Anita Hendrie from nothin I saw, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/Deceived Slumming Party/Where The Breakers Roar/Mr. Jones At The Ball, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/The Black Viper/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/Mr. Jones At The Ball, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/Mr. Jones At The Ball, Gertrude Robinson from The Gibson Goddess/Judith of Bethulia,/An Awful Moment and Dorothy West from An Awful Moment.

I never saw this but I'm going through Griffith films an he's usually good

After a title we see a room with guys i think watching a movie in a room w regular chairs

the movie screen shakes a bit an spazzes outinto cr-ppy static a film, quality

i hin it cuts to another part a we're watching people watching a movie

relatable

so a chick comes in wals around an leaves as the movie has a woman escorted out

a guy in a suit with a grid thing design and top hat an cane an moustache escorts a woman to a seat an he looks like a joke

no one would take this guy srs today

he looks like a cartoon

which i where cartoons probably got it from

so he bicers with guys an beats on em with his cr-ppy monopoly guy hat

he as a eat then gets up an lets this chic have it

then walks a bit and bickers with guys an has a seat up front

this is a small theatre, like a tv show classroom with 9 kids

an NOT the mental class

so 2 women come in with big hats and sit in front of cartoony guy who wigs out

he has a seat but another big hat woman comes in then another and people applaude or something

catroons guy bickers with a hat chick ten a big anchor upsie down umbrella thing lowers an rises

cartoon guy looks behind him an on the other seat side big hat woman bickers with guy

the umbrella thing is a craine machine claw and it picks up big hat woman on the right side

everyone either cheers or spazzes out and it ends with a title card saying ladies will please be b0ned by soviets i mean remove their hats

the end

that was pretty good

nice lite comedy

sorta like something from Animaniacs or Tiny Toons

din't expect the claw

fun acting

goo effect of mixing footage to have a movie on screen as guys watch

good ilming

sorta like a play with 1 place guys are

its fun

an only like 3 mins

for Those Awful Hats 2 O want it to be the hat ladies in a maze above the theatre and an in a series of challenges where if you lose, you bite it. Also its an 8 bit mini game collection on Nes, Game Boy, Master System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you choose a chick and beat the others in mini games, with gory Eternal Champions things for the losers,