California Crisis Review

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California Crisis

This is my review on California Crisis from the distant future year to Shiro Ishii Sama of 1986(The year we almost got Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directe by Mizuho Nishikubo who did Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei/Zillion: Burning Night

It stars Miina Tominaga from Astro Boy 2003/Detective Conan/DNA2/Fist of the North Star 2/Fist of the North Star: Legend of Kenshiro/Hanappe Bazooka/Maya the Bee/Megazone 23/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yoshito Yasuhara from Mega Man ZX Advent/Fist of the North Star/Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal II/Zatch Bell, Kaneto Shiozawa from Tales of Phantasia/Battle Arena Toshinden OAV/Cyber City Oedo 808/Digimon/Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Half/Fist of the North Star the 80s movie/Fist of the North Star/Fist of the North Star 2/M.D. Geist II - Death Force/Megazone 23-/Megazone 23 Part II/Monster Rancher/Ninja Resurrection/Sailor Moon R/Saint Seiya/Slayers Gorgeous/Slayers Great/Slayers: The Book of Spells/Street Fighter II V/Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie/Superbook/Transformers: Super God Masterforce/Transformers: Zone/Escaflowne/Voogie's Angel/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!/Zillion: Burning Night, Kosei Tomita from The Abashiri Family OAV/Astro Boy 1980/Astro Boy 2003/Cutie Honey/Cutie Honey Universe/-Devilman/Digimon Adventure 02/Getter Robo/CB Chara Go Nagai World/Mazinger Z/Mazinger Z Vs. Devilman/MazinKaiser/New Cutey Honey/One-Million Year Trip: Bander Book/Pokémon/Pokémon Generations, Masaharu Sato from Bakugan Battle Brawlers/BAOH/Barefoot Gen/Bleach/D.I.C.E./The Demonic Beast Front/Digimon Fusion/Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei/Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods/Dragon Ball Z: Broly - The Legendary Super Saiyan/Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge/Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F'/Dragon Ball Z: The Tree of Might/Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture/Fist of the North Star 80s movie/Fist of the North Star/Fist of the North Star 2/Genesis Climber Mospeada/Idaten Jump/Inuyasha/Little Nemo - Adventures in Slumberland/Macross Plus/Pokémon/Pokémon Advance/Saint Seiya/Slayers - The Motion Picture/The Super Dimension Fortress Macross/Transformers: Super God Masterforce/Transformers: The Headmasters/Transformers: Victory/Ultimate Muscle/A Wind Named Amnesia, Michitaka Kobayashi from Mega Man ZX/Akira/Astro Boy 1980/Black Lion/Digimon Fusion/Dragon Ball/Fist of the North Star 80s movie/Fist of the North Star/Fist of the North Star 2/M.D. Geist/Sailor Moon/Samurai Pizza Cats/Transformers: The Headmasters/+Wanna-Be's/Dragon Half, Rumiko Ukai from Call Me Tonight/Sailor Moon, Ryūnosuke Obayashi from Fist of the North Star/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/The Super Dimension Fortress Macross: Do You Remember Love?/+Wanna-Be's/DNA2/Inuyasha/Jungle de Ikou!/The Super Dimension Fortress Macross, Shinya Otaki from BAOH/The Demonic Beast Front/Fullmetal Alchemist/Mad Bull 34/Mobile Fighter G Gundam/Mobile Suit Gundam Wing/Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz/Riki-Oh 2: Horobi no Ko/Vampire Hunter D/Astro Boy 1980/Genesis Climber Mospeada/M.D. Geist/Superbook and Yuji Fujishiro from nothin I saw.

I saw this before and even abridged it but its not on back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, soy boy, eta make, b0ner sm0ker, Creator hater, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung u ased on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wikipedia when I'm reviewing it

after a cg logo ts soviet sandeiego at 4 38 am and at the Borer Line Bar a blonde American Alpha Male talks with another blone ude of a  ball game he won in high school then got drun, ought and went to Jail

that was 10 years ago, or in the years before jimmy carter was ruining America

they go over their team maes paths, fly is a banker, waxer's a ry cleaner, and this guy works at his wifes cafe

main guy is Noera and has a job in L A while Mtt moved to soviet new York and Jack is in the air force

bartender is Leroy and a dad but Noera hears something

At Edwards airforce base, like TR from Robotech, which is a real place i think, jets go out

Noera's gonna drun drive like Rodney king s there' no one on the road but sees something in the sky and thinks he's too drunk

in the desert where an ancient thing burned the land long ago, a thing crashes

then title to a catchy 80s song

the animation is rally colorful and stylized

like a pastel commercial with light and shadow with soft hues

its really nice and in color and proper full screen

there's a lot of copyrighted logos which ads to it and it looks really upbeat and sunny

in this 80s montage we see Noera have a shower, a blone in shades on a motorcycle and a silver hair guy in shades in a desert in a truck

then its san diego 10 16 am

Noera rives his ferarri mustangan listens to the raido hosts talk of an alleged meteor in pine valley 63 feet an36 tons

good thing its not in metric, that system s=cked

THEY say its raido active and seale the area

As I'm sure the gov don't lie

If the gov was lying they'd be honest enough to tell us

A blone on a motorcycle in shaes drives y wanting to know how far to L A and hes sez 1900 miles

so 1 hour

then huge trucs go by and guys in vans attac em with a bazooka so 1 goes over the cliff and the car/bike follows

she gets smething from the truc and escapes in the guys car as guys from vans fire on em

the truck blows as van guys near it as silver hairsez if Thomas din't escape, he's in pieces and they return to base

In a burger place Noera eats with blonde and her bike got ruined

She has a box from the truck and wants to sell it to buy a new bike

Noera sez he'd give it to the cops and they argue til it falls and a sphere comes out

they grab it and see a vision of a place ut no one lse in there did

she sees a picture on the wall thar looks like it and is told its death valley, or the valley of doom in the tv version

she wants to bring it there but he has work and se sez thers something going on like mafia or spies and guys are wantin to ris life for it

she ez its like close encpunters of the 3rd kind by Spielberg and she saw a Ufo today

anyone can do his wor but he's needed for tis

some guys rom the vans come for em and pull guns so they ump out the window but don't get cut by glass

at Edwards Base 1 18 pm slver the haired guy sez to Kane that Truc 2 got it

Then a car chase with Noera and chic trying to escape the van guys

Se don't like the cops and he on't which is suspect as they are usually the god guys

She throws cr-p from the car to take 1 van out and he rives aroun like Road Blaster on Sega CD

the cops join in and there's a pile up going through an intersection that taes out 5/7 of em

they race a train and get past it so the van guys can't follow then the cops plow into em and the van's busted by the trin

at 5 14 pm Edwards base 1 guy sez things are top secret and silver the hair goes to the city for fun

In orange county Noera wants to go of without her as he don't wanna get iced

she sez it was fun and he goes to call his company at a pay phone as cellphones didnt ruin things

he lost the job anhas her and her big pofy cat get out then he rives off

then stops as a jeep drves to captain Cain and sez the men in the van are rom th soviet union and theres a guy and a girl who have it  so he sez catch en

Noera goes bac and gets her as guys are after em and she sez she's Marsha and he sez his name

the radio sez accienrts were diver fatigue and the crazy guy who busted orange county was arested

his car breaks down and thet walk but he didmnt pay of the loan yet so he leaes it or the car fetish guys to b0ne

at L A 8 51 pm they go through the niht city zone as nice 80s music plays and theres a lot of neon

it looks great

in real life theres probably a lot of crime

they go by Stallone in Rocky at a theatre and Hard Rock Cafe and guys mooning em

then a band plays a really funky 80s song as guys with knifes and guns attack but Noera an Marha tae em on

Great lighting an bright lit background with silhouettes of the bad an lightings on em

and a Hamburgu stand

1 guy has a moustache and looks like he's got hiv

theheroes escape to Rockin Bird bar an the band is playing there

they have drinks an thin how they're chase by USA an USSR ut ses happy to e in california

Noera seez the guy ancing is Jack Varo, his b all homie an Silver the hair guy

he recognize hi ancing and Jac sez he amires j fk  or iving America Hope

Noera likes a guy who gave him cookies

Jac was a prodigy who joined the aur force an Noera got fired cuz of Marha

Jac thins they're butt buddys but he sez no but Jac sez its no shame as he b0ne a lot in high chool

they party'ed in hig chool an toays  is great to him

then a guy comes and sez something so he had to go an Noera sez Leroy has a cae an tells him its name

at nighr he carrys her as hes American and blone an can o anything

they stop by a motel and he gets undressed an ofers to b0ne

he don't consent and she has a shower ofscreen for some reason

she's probaly sweaty and smelly from the california heat

he looks at the sphere an she comes out aying tomorrow is death valley and falls asleep

he goes to shower and a chopper with jac talks of Space Mind that only captain cain knows whats up with it

the next ay this car salesman offers a car in 24 payments total 1200$

Marsha sez tae 100$ off for risty truc bed, worn tires, bad springs, but thers more so she has it for 900$

he oes it an alesman punches a winshiel that shatters

they rive out in a blue picup truk andcountry music plays

they stop by a gas sation an hace Coke  not Coke Lite an is 3-4 hours to eath valley

they rive in the mad max/houto no en/violence jac wastlan an in ewars base 12 45 pm

huge building an a fence an nasa an she thins its the udo

then a jeep with cain cmes and he books it as he's chased an cain pulls a gun like vs abel

theres a chase a cain jumps in the truc but a bump sens him fling as the jeep crashes

by a roc they  have cain at gunpoint an he sez he wants bac what they stole

cain sez noera can't ice someone but offers to buy it or 10 000 Atk i mean $

Marsh ont wanna o it ad cain ez what good will a Space Mind o you

he sees they now nothing of it and a chopper comes by ut in't mae a soun til its right over em

he attacks her an she drops it but the cat gets him an Noera beats him out with the gun

they boo it in the jeep as 3 choppers follow em to death valle and open fire busting the truc more and more but not hitting emn

he ires on a chopper with a han gun like it'll do anything as this isn't Contra  an Cain is in a choppr somehow shredding it with gunfire

Noera jumps the truc somehow an taes own a chopper

they go over rough roc in death valley but cain caught the truc with his chopper leg an rops em

they rive throuha canyon an cain's chopper blades wreck on the alls so itgoes own and blows

but he got out

Jac in the last chopper fires on em lookin like D-D in Roctech the Movie

the truck is a frame an they still took no hits like George Washington an they go over a cliff into a water

he truys to save her but she hols the sphere an sinks

they the sphere activats aits like The Secret O NIHM or Transformers Te Movie and it glows and brings em up with a Rainbow

the sphere is empty an roken an glass and they lo at it

he puts is arm on er souler and we hear the chopper nearing  as it zooms out an fades to lac

then credits to a positive 80s summer song Streets Are Hot

and like 2/5ths the wors are random english

the end

that was fun

good lite positive sunny upbeat 80s

a love letter to America

great music and the artstyle is nice

the voicing is good and its got a good design to it

it don't explain much, but thats part of the mystery

its cool an smooth and has life and heart

glad I saw it

For California Crisis 2 I want it to be in the 90s am Marha marrie Norera an they have a blonde kid. But the id has psychic powers from his rents irradiate by the space mind. Also the aliens come to earth loing or their space mind and the am trys to escape em but in the en, ins they only wante to now what happene for the records. Also its an 8 bit game on Nes, GB, Master System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you rive various vehicles like Outtun to eat the time as thats when the space crat arrives.