The Sea Ghost Review

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The Sea Ghost

This is my review on The Sea Ghost from the distant future year to Rasputin of 1931(100 years before the 3rd Robotech Wa)

Its directed by William Nigh, not back door bill nye, who did Mr. Wu/Black Dragons

It stars Alan Hale Sr. from The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 1921/The Adventures of Robin Hood/Algiers/The Man in the Iron Mask 1939/1940/Santa Fe Trail 1940/Adventures of Don Juan 1948, Clarence Wilson from The Penalty 1920/The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1923/Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans/Uncle Tom's Cabin 1927/20,000 Years in Sing Sing/Son of Kong/The Count of Monte Cristo 1934/A Star Is Born 1937/Son of Frankenstein, Claud Allister from The Private Life of Henry VIII/The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, Laura La Plante from The Cat and the Canary 1927, Peter Erkelenz from nothing I saw, Jack Richardson from Son of Kong/The Adventures of Robin Hood an 1 guy not on bac door, aids bag, gender offender, frooty booty, wiener cleaner, b0ner smoker, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, soy boy, beta male, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipeia wo denies the hatians ate cats despite a video of it .

I never a this but its called U 67 in some runs

After logo, title and credits we get text saying submarines were deadly in ww1 and this ilm show em in real wartime conditions

then footage of guys on a ship doing cr-p

this looks like battleship Potemkin

so i think this is WW1 footage and there's ships battling

1 ship goes under. is thi a snuff film? is watching this the same as killing real people?

so the ss alatania goes rom new orleans to soviet England Plymouth

i think a sub i watching or it is a sub and surfaces

torpedoes are fired and blow a boat that sinks

after the alatania sinks i think, alan hale is on trial for rescuing people instea of going after the enemy but didn't rescue anyone and stayed bac a bit

alan shakes a guys hand the brass writes on paper and hands it in to decide he's guilty and he's relieve of duty

then in new orleens 1925 hes working on a ship yard

at an attourny's place he meets a new diver who he's ordered to take on and attourny wont say why or what he's looking or

btw this is rally early talkie with tat crackly auio n low im qulity i like

at a bar attrourny goesto a bac room and tells a chick he sent the guy and se ont trust him unlike everyone else

he wants her to not ave to work and she'd get her inheritance so he' not ave o work and can make her happy

he puts his hands on her a and she wigs out

at the docs a frooty britmo comes by and finds his ship left

he sees he knows alan from b4 and wants to join him for adventure

1 rough guy is b--cy to britmo so britmo gives him is flask and he cheers up

britmo studies marine law and tried to help him b4

they go out and find the spot to dive s britmo i amazed by the tech

ait til you see alexander the greats sub and air crafts as said by roger bacon

so diver has a phone in his helmet and goes in a diving suit

i summon Deep Diver in defence mode!

they lower diver on a platform on cables and theres 2 guys in it

they go around on the sea floor and its dark

they find the ship and go aboard

all the while brit mo is making comments

im not sure if this is real undersea footage or faked like the moon landing

the ship lowers things and they send up a thing in a box back

they bring bac the divers on a platform and get em outta the equipment

aln gets the safe brought to his cabin and invites ludvig

hope they dont b0ne

rough guy tried opening it but alan comes in and sez get below

wait its brit mo whos with em and diver comes in and hes captain Ludwig wo was of that ship they salvaged i think

wait hes the guy who sank it and it cost alan his military thing

he might wanna ice ludvid diver wo sez he was following orders so alan ha him imprisiooned

alan and brit mo go at e box and it goes to atourny and blonde gf talking of worry of theship thing and he sez he has his fortune

she sez theres 1 handicap and he sez if she lost her inheriotance she got him as a butt budy

alan comes in, slams hin down to stop him from using a gun and sezhe has business with her uncles will saying 1 sez she gets it all the other sez her cousin does

she sez her uncle went down with her uncle but he reveals uncle might never have sailed

attourny sez he hired alan and they go to a room where alan has the papers but wont let attrouryny have em as atrouny and his woman ruth were gonna steal her inheritance

britmo comes in and attourny pulls a gun so alan being alpha gras it and ivs it to britmo wo makes attrouny sit at gunpoint

alan comes to blonde and smokes as he reveals attrouny and her cousin bruce, not ruth, i misheard it, unless attourny is b0ning him like bad law and order

so bruce/attourny were gonna get uncle to make a new will to give them the money not her

the new will wasn't signed or was and he sez if she signs with him 50/50 he' et her have it, or he could team with attourny

she asks why let me in and he sez its more entrtaining cuz women double cross guys

they hear a gunshot and she sez se plays alone ad he rips the paper to give her half

she has no lace to hie it so he puts it in her top by her blonde t-ts

attourney sez britmo had an accidental discharge and got hurt but goes for alan and he stops attrouny and both go bac in

blonde sez it may be a trap but he sees shes worried for im

he carrys attourny whos got a gun and comes to see diver ludvid wo ont tae the shot at him

ludvig sez its attrounys idea and he wouldn't fire then alan has attrouny untie bit mo wo smacks his head and sees hes got a wig as ludvig and alan laugh at his disability

attrouny is with i thin rough guy who e offers 500 to tae care of captain

it might only be a beardo, im not sure

also comes in as beardo hides asing where is this this guy and who

attrouny sez the safe papers belong to him and asks if both wills were signed but alan wont say

alan sez if the boy isn't oun they got 7 years before the estate is settled

alan sz both wills were signed and attrouny sez show him and he' go in on it

alan sees bruce was on the sip and attrouny sez he wet to sign the will a hed get a guy to fake being vbruce to get it

lan seez the esctate is with the girl the whole time will or no will and if he sees attrouny talking to girl he's treat hi like a snake

history of the world part 1; they put a live snake up yo a55!

alan goes and beardo sez when he hits captain he' not get up and sees the estate is worth 1 mioollion and wants a part so attrouny sez he' have it if he gets men to come to the marine cafe tonight

in there alan look in blines and smokes as blone gets on a dress and songs play

she comes out and sez he dont trust women and she sees he was wronged by em

he admits he watched her dress and shes got the paper and she slaps him or checking her out and liking her bod

he comes in and holds her on the wall as he b0nes her in the a55

JK thats American history X

really he comes in and she sez she dont permit men here lie its the lay's room and booty boys wanna poop there

he sez he'd tear up his paper and she sez do it

she goes to the phone and he sez he'd prove he's immune to women trix and smooches her saiying "that means nothing"

then more smooching and he sez back to business but she wants him to go

the door knocks and she sez its her boy guard and he cant beat him

i thin its ludvig and she has him bring her ownstairs

wait i tink this is er big a55 house with  long shot of her walking around it

wait i thin its the cafe n thet have a seat at the table where se asks who are u

he sez hes a rien empluye to chec the wreck

alan comes down and britmp coms by and they have a table

ludvig sez he was pai in avance but dont want her nor her fortune

he sez he said a prayer when on the seafloor and shows her a paper

britmo asks if alans into blonde and a lawyer wants marriage or divorce fees

thats evil, those lawyres otta be cooked and fed to their victims

she asks if ludvigs lying but e sez she had parasites after her all her life and likes her

lan goes to em and some guys get ready to get rid of enemies

as alan goes to a bac room withludvig, 2 guys grab and beat out alan as ludvig esapes

blone tries to ecape but guys grab eran gag her

britmo comes by and hears from a guy THEY got her and finds alan to bring him out

why not waste him?

a big a55 boat leaves and on a motorboat which i didn't now they had in the 30s, alan/brotmo go ater blone called evelyn like my cool 90s aunt

they get to the boat and alan beats through guys as britmo ets beat easy

its like The Tick and Arthur

Alans thrown overboar but brotmo thros him a life ring on a rope

attourny has evelyn and hes not into her money now and is probably gonna b0ne her to befoul her bloodline with his bad dna so her ecenants will be devolved

se sez she has the will and when hes on her saying "give me it" i thin ludvig comes in and slugs it out

also theres little sound effects so its silent punches

shes blacked out and alan gets britmo a gun to hol offthe goons

alan goes inthinking luvig was behin it and wants to fight himn

she sez u dont unerstan so he sends her out and cr-ppily fights ludvig in aster speed

its going dbz

punch him in the ding d0ng

she uses an axe to get by the door and stops alan who got ludvig in a choakhold by showing him a note saying luvis gf was on the boat

he sees ludvid had enough and frees im

ludvig can't take the pain and pulls ot a gun, puts it to his head and ends himself

jk really e se he got the letter after returning to Germny and ining it

tats some Go Nagai or Gundam level s-t

e sez ludvig can get his boat e ame in and wont be mo les tid and ludvig goes

atourny gets cauht by sailoers wo want pay but e can't so they put a lie acket on im and are probably gonna end him or b0ne im dead all at once like inal antasy 7 where cloud is in a hot tub with muscley moustache men

wait they're gonna throw him overboad but alan stops em and sees hes got a licence to marry and wants im to marry him and blonde

hes gonna refuse but they'll throw him over so he consents

he marrus em but its not a sacrament, only a legal tin, so they aint properly blessed

its lie having a baptism by getting a hobo to puke on you

so brit mo gives em his moms wedding ring as he wears moms jewelry

alan sez throw him over so britmo gies him his wig and they dup him in the sea to die

then britmo asks how does a tommy gun work

the end

that was pretty good

nice pre code early 30s style

no musi really but its got a charm rom the era

good story

the britmo was the comic relief character

the german wasn't evil

the lawyer was

and it had cool filming parts

nice long bits of no sound and people moving like mr rogers

its enjoyable and holds attention

its pretty cool and mnly and has good style

glad i saw it

For The Sea Ghost 2 I want it to be the 30s and he gets tired of doing nothing at a gold house rom being rich so he goes on a sea hunt for treasure and finds a massive Spanish Dancer the size of a house. it interests him and he spends time watching it but when Spanish sailors try to hunt it, he taes em on with his state of the art high tech boat. Also its a 32 bit game on Sega Saturn, N64, Virtual Boy, playstation 1 and 3D0 where you go around the sea fighting Spaniards trying to go after your sea friend