Note; snow is cool and so is my spellig
the snow creature
this is my review on the snow creature from 1954
its direcalt by W. Lee Wilder who did killers from space, hantom from space, manfish and the man withot a body
these sound like troy mcclure films
the onnly actor i;m famillier with is the guy who was the robot in the day the earth stood still
so it starts with a narrator saying theres an expidition to the soviet himelayas to study plants
this is how a bunch of go nagai things happened
after da title da narrator sez his trip from soviet los angelas before it devolved into a drugs and gangs cessoole like the crow city of angels, to india to the himilayas and found some sherpa porters and a gang of homies to work with
huh, reviewers say this movie s-cked
i like stuff that s-cked
so they go up and i notice they gotguns unlike the destination truth monkeys who go to the jungles and look for sasquatch or a dinosaur unarmed and miles from help
they set up a camp and exammine what little cr-p they can find and main guy tells a coworker to not drink booze in fromt of the sherpaz or give em liquer
later in in the village this big a55 gthing captures a chick and the natives speak japanese as in the 50s they thought "asian is asian"
then again they had Dr Zhivago played by irishmen instead of slavic guys
the townsfolk say da yeti took his gf like shin with yuria in hokuto no ken and the drs dont buy it
because of these deniar dr's, that cick's gonna have a yeti pregnancy!
latr its another night and an unseen guy takes and returns the main guys gun
later the crew is moving w/o orders and sent 4 guys off for da yeeti and dr's are gonna shoot anyone who disobeys him
wtf man! they're trying to save their friend from being b0ned dead!
good thing the natives took their ammo and made them go with on the yeti hunt
He would execute people for putting the life of theiir fellow human over a field trip to look at plants. i think hes da bad guy
later da drs are ooking through supplies annd get da radio and call for help
but 1 native J FK's the radio and gets some scotch
1 dr sez "i'll b right back!" and goes out and yeti is lurking around
main guy trys fixing da radio (oh its da same guy who sed he''d be right back. guess hes got going to h e double california)
latwr they are in da tent and 1 hears a sound and chex it out and finds nothing
da next dayy they find fotprints of da yetty going up da mountain and they follow
also they leave behind da radio
after much walking they make camp and main guys are working on da radio
i guess they switched it with some item
a guy gets iced at night and main guy thinks somthings up as he has a smoke
later its day and evil hero snow man throes rocks at em in a fake rock slide and they hide in a cave
after more walking they make camp and they are getting kinda high and might need oxygen
also a storm is comming and they choose to take shelter in a cave
imagine if they found shangri la from lost horizon?
so main guy tempts natie to try to use the eti to become famous and native guy sez yeti hide and come down to steal women
like the fallen angels who bred with women in the days before the flood??
after the crew falls asleep main guys look forthe radio but its in 1 of their packs
later they finda necklace thing on the natives woman and main guy wants to use da yeto to make uo for s-cking as a botanist
they split up which in most horror movirs mrans they gon get iced
they find an animal ramains in da CAVE and go on and find da teyi
native tries to cap it but main guy stops him and yeti spazzes out at a camera flash and tears upthe cave and it caves in on em
the yet's woman a d kid bit it in da cave and main yeti is ko'ed andmain guy makes the natives bring it back tied up
its probably got severe trauma from its brain wounds
at night thedr's take turns wthing so nothing goes wrong and when it wakes up, they have it beat uncoscious
so they make it to civilization and the legal guy or customs or w/e sez its the dr's catch and he has all rights to it
drs dont charge native guy for taking over the expidition and native guy dont know if this yeti has his woman
so is she still out there?
so the dr's bicker over what to do, 1 wanrs to just sell da photo and the other wanrs to use da creature to some foundation
main guy goes back to india to get a refirdgerator unit tob keep da thing alive, then returns where the crew was injecting the mummy or w/e with drugs to keep it under
they return to soviet california and sent the yeti ahead on a cargo plane
at there the customs guys wanna see its immigratoon thing as the paper calls it a snow man and its not sure if its a man or animal
its a daemon!!
he meets with immigration and keeps explaining its not a human and they wanna examine it more
meanwhile, da monkey knox over its fridge and gets out and beats out a guard
guard call for help and the dr and authorities come by
meanwhile da yetty is roaming around soviet california and taking out chix
btw this is fullscreen and b/w like films should be
da cops figger oot dat its da yti andmain guy dont wanna ice it
they put da word out of da killer shrew on da rampage and a guy bickrs with a chick who later sees it but escapes and reports it
the cops use triangulation to try to trap it but it shows up in a meat plant elsewhere w/o being spotted between
a cop suggests the dog guy is using the storm drains and when they check with a sewer gy, he sez its cooler in them and theres hundreds of miles of drains
they use the maps o the tubes to search areas around the sightings and go9 into da swewrs like the phantom of the operas lair in the lon chaney film
I think THEM stole this idea with the giant ants
btw they keep reusing te same shot of the thinggoing toward and from the camera
so thet find it and it ko's a cop and runs off
the dr and cop check da map and tell the boys in blue to put up aa net where the tunnel leads
it eventually gets caught in it andits strangling da dr and cop caps it a few times
then cop gets word his woman pooped out a baby hats 8lbs and chooses to name his new soon after the dr
that was pretty good
sorta king kong 1 meets american godzilla 1 with the constant narration
wtf, 1 actor in here; keith richards
the druggie from the monkees or w/e dat 50s band was?
but this was a decent 50s monster movie
good pacing and flow, doesnt drag and has a good 50s feel
nowadays they'd make the dr look bad ffor his actions and make the monster sympathetic
what next? megatron as the hero?
bit this was pretty good even though they reused the same shot a lot and have long scenes of just people walking
for some reason i think this reminds me of the japanese monster movie half human
huh, thiss film insppired that one and also was based on yeti tracks found in everest
put em on the history channell!!
for the snow creature 2 i want it to be about tthe wife of the native guy returning with a yeti kid she pooped out fom being with the yeti klan and the people try to keep the kid safe from gaijin who come by who would experiment on it for being a hybrid. eventually the kid digivolves to a bug like form and when the townspeople attack, it takes em out with its black magic powers. aldso its an 8 bit game on nes, master system, game boym game gear atari jaguar and lynx and tg16 where in the 1st half you gotta hide and avoid the guys in stealth things and in the 2nd half its a bea em up where you bust up himelayNn military guys.