Monday, September 7, 2026

Good Glue Sticks Review

Note: I Spell like glue eaters

Good Glue Sticks

This is my review on Good Glue Sticks from the ditant iture year to Oscar Wile of 1907 (120 years before Transformer Zone)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art.

I never saw this but this frenchie often does good films but also dark occultism like Yugioh

After title we see a stand selling cr-p and a guy n a cr-ppy hat with a beard

i think its a gaijin or one of THEM

guys come up and e has a sign saying The Best Glue

Don't at glue, its made of horses and not kosher

imagine gluing your butt closed and eatin a lot of foreign food to build pressure til you blow out?

so some alleged people or frenchies buy the glue and e gives a demonstration o brushing some on a paper and sticking another paper on it

2 guys looking maybe like cops or train guys like yugioh zexal with anna and her trains b0ning guys by driving em in the anus

the devolved duo move away the people in White from buying the glue and gain store owner wis out like a soviet lover hearing the good America did and sends em away

gaijin store guy goes out with a container of some fluid as we see the duo going by a bench and statues like in rome or Greece or the millennial reign

they go to sleep and old ands as in europe its not queer like wearing a speedo or kissing guys like italianoes do

they sleep in public outside? must not worry of crime or guys b0ning em in their sleep, like a paradise with no evil

gaijin comes by and paints their sleeves then makes a sound to scare em to bump into each other and stick

is this where we got Stuck On You by the Super Farley Bros?

they stumble around trying to figure out how to move as a swam of alleged humans or frenchies come in and laugh at their disability

they take off their coats which ae probably ruined and the coats did no wrong

and then taking of stuck clothes makes em smarter than Honda in Yugioh Season 0 as in the manga his coat got caught and he stayed behind to die in Kaiba's Death T Par instead of taking it off as hes a effin dumba55

they go after the gaijin store glue man who returned to his store laughing at the guys he wronged

as 2 wrongs make a right

hes packing up and replace up with fudge and its France

the duo comes in and catch him and wrestle him to the round as a guy carrying newspapers falls over seeming like Mr McFeeley in Mr Rogers

they hold him down and pour the glue in his a55 to seal it forever so nothing goes in and nothing goes out

jk really they paint his back and stick him to a wall

is this them stringing him up?

the hairy gross gaijin spazzes out all 4 limbs like the bug it is so the alleged humans or frenchies pry it of the wall door thing with sticks

i think its butt pants came off so he dont show the camera his rotting hairy a55 with bites taken out rom his rituals

they put newspaper on it and that thing skips town to spread its plague to other places

the end

that was petty fun

sorta like a long mentos commercial

its fitting of the 1900s and as res to hidden things lie the statues and them trusting to sleep in public as if used to a moral ara tul this gain came in

good message of removing malefic forces with their own evil

glad I saw it

For Good Glue Sticks 2 I want te gain to come to a town and spread poison glue to mutate people into demons so th cops gotta beat the evil outta em and take out the gaijin who uses his poison to devolve into a big ross hair yokai. Is also a 16 bit Beat Em Up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA were up to 4 players are cops with holy limb guards tat beat the evil outta the devolved,

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