Under The Sea Review

Note: I I know more of spelling than we now of the deep sea

Under the Seas

This is my review on Under the Seas rom the ditant future year to Beethoven o 1907(100 years before Robotech I mean Transformers Season 4)Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Parmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indin Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped

I never saw this but its a parody Of Jules Vernes 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

this is said to be missing sense but imma do it anyway

it starts with a buncha guys including i think military guys in White lining up as a commander walks around

a fancy guy in a cape and with a long rod(tee hee) is there and I think a king

a guy walks around fancy and has a hat as a chick is there

the army or navy guys put a bridge on the thing to let people go in this vehicle

walking guy goes in after em and hey take the bridge and send him off after closing the man hole(tee hee)

the sub goes down and the military guys leave as the chicks on the platform watching come down to look over the side

after enough depth, light can' reach through water

its a cold black abyss of demons and weird creatures

the sub looking like a weird t=rd goes through he sea with what look like ruins in the background and what looks like a fish man on the let lower side

they go through a dark area with light seaweed lie Leon Neon from the 80s

its bright white in thee as i guess theres another light source in the depths

by this 5 pointed star facing up is dancing sea women(not men(tee hee))

the light unbrightens and theres mermaids by the star

the sea women dance around a while but in the real version were probably b0ning

an those broads keep dancing

what is this? soviet ballet?

eventually they leave and i think the mermaids turn to coral

we see real fish and eventually the sub lands with the a guy looking out the man hole (tee hee) sees fish cut outs go by

he sees the sea dames and goes out under like a mile of water w/o being crushed into goo

this massive fish the size of a bus come in and opens its mouth so he kicks at it and it goes

he walks around w/o any equipment as I guess this is going DBGT with thicc pan underwater vs the green dragon

a big a55 White Crab comes by with moving parts which is pretty impressive for 1907

he touches its claw and it leaves

he goes on then takes of his coat to whip it at something offscreen, maybe censored to cover the TRUTH

hes in a striped shirt like 200 000 leg undr the ea

or 20 000 leagues up yo a55! with my D0NG as Ricard Ian Cox! and Yo But! As the VIRGIN!

he trys taking a peal from a clam ho bites his hand and he jerks it out

more like j=rkin off on the food like the freniches do

he puts his head in some ranches that close on it

he gets out and sniffs an anus or sea flower that extends to his face

he collects something on the round, i think natural nose cany, as its the 1900s, and sniffs it i think

he spazzes around til a swarm of seahorses come by and he trys riding 1 but it gets away

in the real version he tried b0ning it

so all thee sea things come and a multi tentacle thing flails at him

is that a squid or octopus?

so the sea women save him and wait I think they capture him as theres a sea queen

so he's swarmed by sea things and probably b0ned dead

then wakes up in bed under covers, wait he fell head 1st in a bucket and a few guys pull him out

all these people rush in and he acts like he's swimming then tells his tale as they dress him

the end

that was pretty cool

nice effects

another dream story

not at all like the Jules Verne story

a lot is filler like people walking or dancing

its not bad

nice un little adventure

For Under the Seas 2 I want him to keep having dreams of these undersea things so he gets on a real sub to go down. Turns out its a psychic message rom the sea people as he's the chosen one to save em from sea demons. Also uner the sea is powers activate and he can breathe and increases power then battles the sea demons with i blasts rom his hands. Also its a 16 bit game like Rocket Knight Adventures meets Ecco The Dolphin on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA.