Rogues' Tricks Review

Note: I'm not an X Man

Rogues' Tricks

This is my review on Rogues' Tricks from the distant future year to Lot from Sodom of 1907(100 years before Transformers Sason 4 in America)

This is my review on Under the Seas rom the ditant future year to Beethoven o 1907(100 years before Robotech I mean Transformers Season 4)Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas

I never saw this before but its easier to review one of these 1900s films than a 140 min modern movie

after title card we see a home with a fanny mirror and a bust on apedastal

2 guys break in by braking a window and opening it

they go in and spazz around ten start takin umbrellas

they open a wardrobe and hide in it

he home owner comes in and sees the broken window

he's got a big a55 beard but not a big beard on his a55

as they're frenchies i think they may be b0ning in the closet in te real version

lusty as a soviet

HOMe Owner looks around as the thieves hide and peek out o the closet every now and then

owner looks in the cloet 1 door at a time and thy say hiddden

the maid/slave/property comes in and e b-=ches at her with waving hands like an italiano

she goes and he looks around then a guy comes in to put in a new window

the crooks escape the closet and are gonna club him but go of to the right

owner leaves to the right and we see the crooks in i think a kitchen

wait its a bath room and they hide under the wood covering on the big a55 tub

and no like the blobs n the learning channel

owner turns on the hot water an the crooks try to open the wood cover

he sees em and keeps covering em and trying to get someone to help him

then sits on the cover but the 2 overpower him and come out with owner falling in the tub and the crooks covering it

they leave and he get ou andspazzes out over the hot water

the crooks escape and knock over the maind and glass boy ten hide in the closet

iwner comes ut with a gun and shoot the maid in the a55 ten spazzes out and the crooks escape the closet and tip it on owner then spazzily escae

owner beats his way ou the back of the closet an keels over

the end

tat was not bad

sorta like a bug bunny cartoon

the director was the owner and this and the sun moon sodomy thing was said to be the only ones he got f'd in

in te others he won

most is done in 1 take and they went to another room to do it in tat take

didn't expect it to go tat way but its a solid

nice comedy thing

For Rogues' Tricks 2 I want the owner to be rebuilt with steampunk cr-p and go on a hunt for them with him wasting crooks he finds on the slums of soviet France. Also its an 8 it game on Sega Master Ssytem, Game Gear, NES, GB, 16, Atari 7800 and Lynx here you platorm and ight like a Batman on NES game.